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November 09, 2011

Toure: Seriously, White Men Fear Me
— Ace

Toure continues his crap that white men have an "instinctual" fear of black men going after white women. What makes this hilarious is that he's saying this has to show up in polls eventually; but for now, he's just perplexed that it hasn't shown up yet.

I have to let the half-black or whatever he is Toure in on a little secret.

I know a lot reedy, weak-looking black guys who are all about this idea, that white men fear them in some way.

This is important to their egos. They want to believe that everyone is kind of afraid of them and their sexual prowess.

Guys? Let me let you in on a little deflating secret:

The black guys white men are afraid of are the same black guys you're afraid of.

That is, the big ones who look like they could do some damage.

The little half-a-hanky lightweights like Toure? Um, no. Not afraid.

I know this is something you're kind of banking on -- White Men Fear Me! -- but if you're about the same size and build as "Ben" from Parks and Recreation, no, sorry, I'm about as afraid of you as I am of, well, "Ben" from Parks and Recreation.

Look upon my virility, and despair!

Racists like to claim the achievements or attributes of others in their race. Visit any motley scrum of bucktoothed KKK retards and you'll hear about all the great things The White Man has achieved, like radio and bridges and the moon landing.

But they speak of these achievements as if somehow they were linked to them.

They're not. The "White Men" who did those things had nothing at all in common with the losers talking up the achievements of other White Men.

But similarly, black racists -- like Toure -- can't seem to stop associating themselves with the "Scary Factor" of, say, a Shaquille O'Neal. He seems to think that while I would, in fact, be plenty scared if Shaquille O'Neal accosted me, I must have similar fears of Toure accosting me, because Toure and Shaq share about the same amount of genetic inheritance as Leonardo DaVinci and the average Cyclops in the KKK.

In other words-- not too much.

I keep hearing this from pencil-necked geeks like Cornell West, this kind of getting-off-on-it idea that someone who looks like a Nubian Woody Allen might be scaring the bejesus out of some crackers.

No. Not so much.

If you want to be scary, I've got two words for you: Lats work.

So we get exhibitions like this pencil-necked pansy ass, who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched, laying down all sorts of smacktalk about quavering white men.

Let's try to ease up on the racial stuff, huh, sweetie?

No Offense Meant To Adam Scott. He seems like just a completely likable guy. Instantly likable.

Maybe he's a total dick in real life, but in that case, he's blessed with total affability.

Anyway, no offense. I just mean he's not threatening, not that he's a wimp or anything.

More Scary:

When Toure blows the lid off of Clarence Thomas' secret marriage to a white woman, the whole conservative movement will collapse in an internecine bloodbath. -- Gristle Encased Head

Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM | Comments (345)
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1 Black people don't particularly scare me. No more than anyone else.

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:18 PM (I2LwF)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 09, 2011 02:18 PM (8y9MW)

3 Ace in fine form.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 09, 2011 02:20 PM (kaalw)

4 This is the Ace I fell in love with - and am still in love with!

Errr, mancrushes are acceptable, yes?

Posted by: sithkhan at November 09, 2011 02:20 PM (6AQ8E)

5 Your welcome?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2011 02:20 PM (H/kgP)

6 I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Gen. Toure D. Ripper at November 09, 2011 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

Toure is "scary" like Obama is "smart" and "cool."

Honey, sayin' (and sayin' and sayin') don't make it so. Sorry.

Posted by: AMartel at November 09, 2011 02:21 PM (1Bqk7)

"I keep hearing this from pencil-necked geeks like Cornell West, this kind of getting-off-on-it idea that someone who looks like a Nubian Woody Allen might be scaring the bejesus out of some crackers."

What's a "Nubian"?

Posted by: Banky Edwards at November 09, 2011 02:21 PM (jAqTK)

9 Fear me!

Posted by: Lamarr Lutrell Toure at November 09, 2011 02:21 PM (m8ARs)

I missed all this Toure stuff and have no idea what's going on.

Is it worth the time?

Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 02:21 PM (mY2Rq)

What's a "Nubian"?

Posted by: Banky Edwards at November 09, 2011 06:21 PM (jAqTK)

a winner is you

Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 02:22 PM (M8yfa)

12 ace- you are back to being beautiful.

Posted by: icemike at November 09, 2011 02:22 PM (0Mvvf)

13 What, what, in the butt?

Posted by: Samwell at November 09, 2011 02:22 PM (MMC8r)

14 …who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched… Depends. By more, do you mean quantity of distinct dicks? Or, do you mean count of dicks? I think it's more insulting to this cockholster to go with "quantity of distinct dicks," so I'd say "than in the full eight seasons of Bewitched." Can we please have a post explaining comedy to us, now? I apparently didn't get the message last time.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:23 PM (p7SSh)

15 My wife is afraid of clowns. So she wouldn't like this Toure feller.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 02:23 PM (JYheX)

I missed all this Toure stuff and have no idea what's going on.

Is it worth the time?

Absolutely not. He's on cable access or some shit

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:23 PM (I2LwF)

17
A Nubian Woody?

i see what you did there

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2011 02:23 PM (QMtmy)

18 1 Black people don't particularly scare me.

Well, if we're being honest here, old people behind the wheel of a car scare me.

Posted by: Y-not at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (5H6zj)

My experience with black guys is that they're scared shitless of a white dude who sees through the "Imma scarrrrrey black man" routine.

But yeah, whatever. If that skinny little bitch, Toure, wanted to throw down, I'd be happy to break him in half. I've got a few years on him, but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't pose much of a threat.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (HzhBE)

20 And clowns.

Posted by: Y-not at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (5H6zj)

21 who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewitched

Are you insinuating that the honorable and reverend Mr. Toure might be a sodomite?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (mAm+G)

22 The black guys white men are afraid of are the same black guys you're afraid of.

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Posted by: A Big Black Guy Who Can Dance With Our Dates at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

23 Not to play the homo card, but that Toure fellow looks to be a bit light in the loafers, NTTAWWT. The only fear I'd have of him is if I were to drop the soap in the gym shower.

Besides, from my experience living in a mixed-race neighborhood, the black folks usually go for the white women I wouldn't want anyways.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (SY2Kh)

24 @11 - Hitting the high notes are worth it just to be aware of the meme - but not really, as I fear the black letters I am stamping down on the white page is making the page submissive. You could say this comment box fears me because Tolstoy smacked some ink on some paper in Russia 150 years ago, give or take a score.

Posted by: sithkhan at November 09, 2011 02:24 PM (6AQ8E)

25 Sure black men scare me, unfamiliar white men scare me too. For that matter, any number of unfamiliar white women make me nervous and I am one.

Posted by: Polliwog at November 09, 2011 02:25 PM (HxF5K)

26 Note to self (not like I need it but)... NEVER EVER piss Ace off. He shreds like no one else.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 09, 2011 02:25 PM (/VMLD)

27 Toby McGuire scares me.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 09, 2011 02:25 PM (B0ebt)

28 I'll lay my slab out on the table if little Toure would like to get into a contest of inches.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:25 PM (MMC8r)

29 Michael Jackson scared me when he was younger. Pre-Thriller, I'd say.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 09, 2011 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

30 BOO!!

I gotcha didn't I?

Posted by: Toure™ at November 09, 2011 02:26 PM (H/kgP)

Black rage! Black rage!

Posted by: Hooper X at November 09, 2011 02:26 PM (jAqTK)

32 I fear the manly power of Urkel.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:27 PM (MMC8r)

33 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he looks like he's shared more than a library cubicle with Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:27 PM (mAm+G)

34 Hey, anybody think Laura Ingraham might be gay?

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:27 PM (I2LwF)

35 The black guys white men are afraid of are the same black guys you're afraid of.

bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2011 02:27 PM (QMtmy)

36 I live in the DC metro area and see alot of interracial couples. The most racist comments I've heard around here is coming from black girls when they see a black guy with a white chick.

Posted by: stillers at November 09, 2011 02:28 PM (QwZj/)

37 1. if toure wants a contest fine, but I'm only taking out enough to win. 2. I am getting very tired of reading columns that make me burst out laughing and spit coffee all over my keyboard so some sort of hilarity ensues warning would be appreciated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:28 PM (loM0R)

38 Mandingo Max scares me, so does Mike in Brazil.

Posted by: 5 foot tall teenage asian porn star at November 09, 2011 02:28 PM (B0ebt)

39 That Grady guy from Sanford & Son haunted my nightmares.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 09, 2011 02:28 PM (QKKT0)

40 Jimmy 'J.J.' Walker stole our dates!

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

41 Hypothesis: a black man took his woman?

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2011 02:29 PM (NuPNl)

42 So true, weaklings always justifying their bullshit by laying claim to the achievements of Other People Who are Superficially Like Them. Carrying on like they invented fire, life, civilization, music, sex, spirituality, etc. Unlike the rest of us losers who have no clue of such matters.

Posted by: AMartel at November 09, 2011 02:29 PM (1Bqk7)

43 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he make Andy Dick look like Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (mAm+G)

44
Aunt Esther is not impressed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (QMtmy)

45 I have absolutely no idea who/what a "Toure" is. If I had to guess, I'd say he's some punk effete blogger who, through family connections or well-placed hum-jobs, has some apthetically small amount of notoriety, sort of a junior-grade "Poppin' Fresh" or maybe an NRO preppie. Maybe he's David Frum's girlfriend; I don't know.

Or maybe he's hangin' with Justin Bieber, and all that teen-girl/teen-boy love has gone to his, well, head. IYKWIM.

And ya know what? I absolutely, positively don't give a shit. He's talkin' out of his ass, which is a waste of everyone's time.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (HkOAc)

I live in the DC metro area and see alot of interracial couples. The most racist comments I've heard around here is coming from black girls when they see a black guy with a white chick.

Funny, when I interned in D.C., I used to ride the metro with a black female friend of mine and we heard all kinds of racist shit from black guys.

That was a bit of an eye opener for this white boy.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (HzhBE)

47 They's jus' got to be some white wimmens that I can score with!

Posted by: Touré X at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (i3+c5)

You know that awful stereotype about the huge black cock?....It, along with all other stereotypes has no basis in reality whatsoever.

Posted by: nip at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (6Oevb)

49 Emmanuel Lewis makes me feel inadequate.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

50 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but if he had as many dicks sticking out of him as stuck into him, he would look like a porcupine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 02:30 PM (JYheX)

51 Warden if your were going to throwdown with toure what you need to watch for is scratches and hair pulling. fortunately, in my case there is not a lot of hair for him to grab on; not a lot of hair, what their is his only useful for scrubbing golf clubs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (loM0R)

I'd just like to point out how terrified I am that Urkel might steal my white wife.

I'm glad Urkel has found other work since his television show expired.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (HzhBE)

53 The most racist comments I've heard around here is coming from black girls when they see a black guy with a white chick. Heh. I cannot tell you how many times I've overheard "skinny white aaaaass."

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (p7SSh)

54 I was scared of the wrestler Goldberg. Ergo, I am afraid of Jews.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (6RBlM)

55 Toure continues his crap that white men have an "instinctual" fear of black men going after white women. What makes this hilarious is that he's saying this has to show up in polls eventually; but for now, he's just perplexed that it hasn't shown up yet.

Ladies and Gentlemen: This is the Social Scientific Method.
(1) Develop a hypothesis to explain some sort of cultural phenomenon or political bias.
(2) Collect data that is likely to support that hypothesis.
(3) Test the data against the hypothesis.
(4) If the hypothesis fails the test, then clearly the data is at fault.
(5) Find a way to exclude data that will contradict the hypothesis.
(6) Continue to step (3) until hypothesis is "proven".
(7) Social Science!!!

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (T0NGe)

56 I'm not gay, I just like the taste of cock. It tastes like victory.....dirty, stinky victory.

Posted by: Toure™ at November 09, 2011 02:31 PM (H/kgP)

57 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he makes Dan Savage want to take a vow of celibacy.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (mAm+G)

58 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he's had more Wangs in him than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (HzhBE)

59 Banky wins the internets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHLJfxfXHBg

Posted by: JS at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (p53qq)

60 of course toure is angry, a white woman stole his man and kicked his ass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (loM0R)

61 Not to mention Shaq has worked as a cop in LA and other places. Yeah, in the reserves but he's patrolled and let himself be a target. Them man isn't afraid to take risks.

Posted by: grayswindir at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (IrbU4)

62 "I know a [lot reedy], weak-looking black guys who are all about this idea, that white men fear them in some way."

All I know is all black men have big dongs, and we all know how much I like big black dongs.

Posted by: RayKon Con Commander at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (vZQGS)

Absolutely not. He's on cable access or some shit

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 06:23 PM (I2LwF)

There's a big surprise.

I really wanted to comment on this douchebag's appearance but Ace wove an intircate insult that I would never be able to follow, so I'll just get another beer.

And BTW, Yeungling sucks.

Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 02:32 PM (mY2Rq)

64 When you're only 8% of the population and you've got the choice between Oprah and not-Oprah, well, this is how myths get started.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 02:33 PM (FcR7P)

65
Toure is the black Larry David.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2011 02:33 PM (QMtmy)

66 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2011 02:33 PM (7WJOC)

More dick than a season of Bewitched?

Oh, thank you ace, and welcome the hell back.

Posted by: Dave at November 09, 2011 02:33 PM (HPcQF)

68 Urkel.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:34 PM (p7SSh)

69 Toure is chiming in on what M. Moore said about 9-11 and if only there were some brothas on those planes, you know what I'm talking about right? Cause a brother, when his plane is hijacked is all like street and shit, "I know you ain't up in here hijacking my ass!" but when a white guy gets hijacked, he's all like *white guy voice* "um, fellas, can we get along and ameliorate this issue?". Just saying, brothas don't get jacked...ohhhh right. the white gay rugby player helped down flight 93.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 09, 2011 02:34 PM (QxSug)

70 Classic ace. Excellent! From the RCP article: According to Toure, this "instinctual fear" white men have "of black men being sexually inappropriate or aggressive or dominating" with white women runs "very, very deep." He would know, being a white man and all. Wait - what?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 02:34 PM (21lBC)

71 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did film an unaired pilot for a new series called Toure's Eye for the Queer Guy.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:34 PM (mAm+G)

72 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but his lips have touched more sausage than a Bob Evans slaughterhouse.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (HzhBE)

73 He looks prepubescent

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (w9Jgv)

74 36 Hey, anybody think Laura Ingraham might be gay?

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 06:27 PM (I2LwF)

Well, she turned me down, so...yes, absolutely.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (T0NGe)

75 Wait! Ace! Yesterday's post had a link to a time .com URL that had his supposed byline with a pic. That picture was of a definitely darker skinned man. Please compare and contrast.

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (NuPNl)

76 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he's my boyfriend.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (JYheX)

77 (7) Social Politically Based Science (Endangered Species Act, Drilling Bans, AGW, etc.)!!!
Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 06:31 PM (T0NGe

Updated to include the whole belief in "the politically correct" science theme.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (i3+c5)

78 I suppose obama even scares himsef sometimes

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:35 PM (loM0R)

79 Toure: Great big, gaping, crocodile mouth.. Wee, li'l dinky canary ass.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (9XykO)

80 All y'all white wimmins are belong to us!

Posted by: S. Urkel at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (KI/Ch)

81 Obama scares his wife

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (w9Jgv)

82 Yeah, looks more like a TouretteÂ™ to me....

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (P/F96)

83 ...or is that not him above? I'm confused.

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (NuPNl)

84 I would be afraid of Shaquille O'Neal on PCP. Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (Ivlpp)

85 @40: "Mandingo Max scares me, so does Mike in Brazil."

Posted by: 5 foot tall teenage asian porn star at November 09, 2011 06:28 PM (B0ebt)

---------------------------------------------------

As a great man once said: "Wait'll you get a *load* of me!"

Posted by: Lex Steele and Zombie John Holmes at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (jAqTK)

86 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did think that Will & Grace was a how-to video.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:36 PM (mAm+G)

87 I never heard of this race baiting loser turd until that first post a few days ago. The real question is "does he really feel this way or is he just playing this as a schtick for money?". Either way, it doesn't matter. He is still an turd that sticks to the bottom of your shoe because someone failed to clean up behind their dog.

What he needs to be scared of is when the final collapse comes due to the workings of his buddies in the Dem Party and the CBC is how fast he can get out of town before his "brothers" turn him into long pig.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (YdQQY)

88 I don't know who Toure is, which made it more of a mystery read. Some great pawneds in there.

Posted by: Corona at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (fh2Y7)

89 I'm not saying Toure is gay; I'm just saying that two men on a tandem bike singing show tunes are more masculine than he is.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (HzhBE)

90 FEAR ME!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (fecOD)

91 I suppose obama even scares himsef sometimes Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 06:35 PM

Not as much as he scares me.

And the sunumbish ain't even all that black....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (HkOAc)

92 Besides, from my experience living in a mixed-race neighborhood, the black folks usually go for the white women I wouldn't want anyways. Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 06:24 PM (SY2Kh) I, too, have noticed and commented on this to some of my friends, none of whom could disagree with me.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (21lBC)

93 79 (7) Social Politically Based Science (Endangered Species Act, Drilling Bans, AGW, etc.)!!!
Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 06:31 PM (T0NGe

Updated to include the whole belief in "the politically correct" science theme.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 06:35 PM (i3+c5)

Oh, the social science method has spread alright. But let's not forget where it started.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (T0NGe)

94 Just what're you trying to say there, Ace?

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Sargent at November 09, 2011 02:37 PM (QKKT0)

95 FCC announces cable companies will offer Welfare Internet to people on welfare. Or something.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (zLeKL)

96 Dad spends lots of time on me

And by that I mean he spends a lot of time ON ME.

Posted by: RayKon Con Commander at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (vZQGS)

97 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but his lips have touched more sausage than a Bob Evans slaughterhouse. Heh. Actual argument with the wife: Her: You have the hots for Sarah Evans. Me: Well, you like Bob Evans! (seriously, Bob Evans patties is the only breakfast sausage she'll eat) Her: Yeah? Well. Well. You like Evan Williams! She won.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (p7SSh)

And BTW, Yeungling sucks.

Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 06:32 PM (mY2Rq)

Sierra Nevada Tumbler--it's what's for dinner!!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (i3+c5)

99 an "instinctual" fear of black men going after white women. he didn't even try.

Posted by: All the women in Hawaii, Occidental, Columbia, Harvard, and Chicago at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (FcR7P)

100 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but his idea of a weekend with the boys usually involves a trip to Happy Valley.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (HzhBE)

101 The JEF scares the shit out of me and he is only half black.

Posted by: sTevo at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (VMcEw)

102 I'm not saying ToureÂ™ is gay, but he does like cock. A lot.

Posted by: Toure™ at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (H/kgP)

103 Always judge how wide a berth to give someone but how much they look like they have to lose.

Posted by: supercore23 at November 09, 2011 02:38 PM (ZUFNn)

104 Nice Post Ace!!

I've always thought this to myself.. never saying it outloud.

You can also see this behavior a few weeks ago on O'Reilly when he interviewed Tavis Smiley and Cornell West at the same time. They were both jumping up and down (literally on camera) and trying to intimidate O'Reilly with their racial BS.

I'm so sick of this crap too. The average white guy is afraid of scary black guys for the same reason they're also scared of big white guys. The whole sexual thing with blondes? I've never in my life thought this, nor has it ever came to my mind. I've also looked on people like this MSLSD douchebag with nothing but disdain. Especially pipsqueaks smaller than I. His 'black essence' ... sound like something out of Dr. Strangelove

Posted by: Nate Kershaw at November 09, 2011 02:39 PM (bcmD0)

105 Hahahahaha

Posted by: Ben at November 09, 2011 02:39 PM (UvdzB)

106 phoenixgirl Obama scares his wife I am sure you know she meant psychologically, and i in that way i also fine him frightening. However, when it comes to who is going to throw the other a beat down I will give you even odds he is just as afraid of her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:39 PM (loM0R)

107 I'd like to know if chique might be afraid of my raging virility?

I'm willing to test the hypothesis several times.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:39 PM (T0NGe)

108

This all goes to show that the real Racists in this country are the people who accuse others of being Racists. Toure might want to pick up a Psycology book and read up on it.

You can tell they are getting desperate........Sad part is, the American people will fall for it again.......they always do!

Even though some know Cain will not be the best pick for the Presidency, once the Republican Party puts a Black Man in the White House it's game over for Democrats and they know it...that's why they so scared!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 02:39 PM (JMsOK)

109 I don't fear the black man. They do us a favor and take all the fat white women.

Posted by: gride at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (QxQym)

110 They're not. The "White Men" who did those things had nothing at all in common with the losers talking up the achievements of other White Men.

I'm white and i achieved a damn good bowel movement this morning, master race beeyotches.

Posted by: booger at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (EjNp5)

111

I missed all this Toure stuff and have no idea what's going on.

Is it worth the time?

My favorite quote from the original post.

Headline "'Toure' and Other MSNBC Idiots: Boy, Those Conservatives Are Going To Freak When They Find Out Their Nice Nonthreatening Black Man Herman Cain May Have Hit on A White Woman"

The classic Ace quote...

Um, given that I've been in a bitter argument with the people he'd like to brand as racially bigoted for like a week, and they're reloading, not retreating, this is obviously false.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (0q2P7)

112 Always judge how wide a berth stance to give someone but how much they look like they have to lose. Posted by: supercore23 at November 09, 2011 06:38 PM

Fixed it for you, honey.

Posted by: Larry Craig at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (HkOAc)

113 The Brady Bunch had its share of Dicks too. At least when I was on the set.

Posted by: Robert Reed at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

114 I wonder if Toure remembers this? Bring da amberlamps! http://tinyurl.com/7mpcbjx

Posted by: sonnyspats at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (I/MzF)

115

Toure's last name is Neblett.

Just saying.

Posted by: Abby Adams at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (pLTLS)

116 She won.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 06:38 PM (p7SSh)

Damn. Only one woman in 1000 has that kind of wit. Very nice.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:40 PM (T0NGe)

117 Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 06:38 PM (zLeKL)
So the free welfare iPhones can connect for the Pr0n at decent download rates!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (i3+c5)

118 Toure:
Child! Please!

Posted by: Pecos at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (2Gb0y)

119 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did want more pubescent sodomy featured prominently in the finale of Glee.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (mAm+G)

120 @48, I went to a historically black college for undergrad, and one of the things I learned very quickly is that AAs are some of the most racist people out there.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (21lBC)

121 But can I still call you a well-meaning honky, Ace? Kiss kiss.

Posted by: Fortunata at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (90H1N)

122 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he's up for a defensive coordinator gig in PA...

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

123

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does have the entire collection of Sex in The City on DVD.

And he keeps it in his ass.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (HzhBE)

124 How does MSNBC stay in business?

Other than the dipshits in the West Wing who's even watching this network?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 02:41 PM (W/uB2)

125 Toure is the black Larry David.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2011 06:33 PM (QMtmy)

Toure is the black Allen Colmes. (except I'm afraid of Allen Colmes glass eye)

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (Ivlpp)

126

"...more Dick in him that a season of Bewitched."

This line alone is worth $10 bucks in the Tip Jar.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Walsingham at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (dCigj)

127 Posted by: Don "Unprecedented" Lemon at November 09, 2011 06:37 PM (fecOD)

FIFY

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (kqqGm)

128 Hey, anybody think Laura Ingraham might be gay?

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 06:27 PM (I2LwF)

The vibe I get is that she's all about S&M.

I picture her in skin-tight black leather with 5 inch stillettos beating a fat white guy wearing a ball-gag (Bob Beckel?) with a riding crop.

Not sure why.

Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (mY2Rq)

129 I wish they made scrotum flavored toothpaste.

Posted by: RayCon at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (5X7L6)

130 Ms. Toure? I'd hit it.

Posted by: The SCFoaMF at November 09, 2011 02:42 PM (NsK5X)

131 Someone email this to toure. this was fucking hilarious

Posted by: Ben at November 09, 2011 02:43 PM (UvdzB)

132 Damn. Only one woman in 1000 has that kind of wit. Very nice. She won the argument. I won the lottery the day I tricked her down the aisle.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:43 PM (p7SSh)

133 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but I believe him when he says he got a stroke while playing rugby.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2011 02:43 PM (FcR7P)

134

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did put together a pilot episode of Queer Eye for the Fearful White Guy.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:43 PM (HzhBE)

135 Wow, this Toure guy does look like Don "No Soul" Simmons.

Posted by: Fart at November 09, 2011 02:44 PM (39HkA)

136 I'm not saying that Toure is gay, but he did say that Ellen and Rosie need to butch it up a bit.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:44 PM (mAm+G)

137 Sweet titty-fucking Krishna, Ace -- great post.

Posted by: Ringo Fonebone at November 09, 2011 02:44 PM (sTS/8)

138 Isn't toure the guy that sandusky kicked out of penn state for continually dropping the soap and bending over to tie his flip-flops in the showers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:44 PM (loM0R)

139 Well, if we're being honest here, old people behind the wheel of a car scare me.

Posted by: Y-not at November 09, 2011 06:24 PM (5H6zj)

ageist!

what scares me are those big white dudes in their 4x4 behind my smallish vehicle back in the day.

sometimes bikers in a large group

or basically any groups of people at all

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2011 02:44 PM (h+qn8)

140 Posted by: Nate Kershaw at November 09, 2011 06:39 PM (bcmD0)

I view this as more lib projection. It is not really interracial unless the white wimmuns is blonde and really white (an albino would be the perfect partner).

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (i3+c5)

141 Oh, Toure is gay. His dick tastes like shit.

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (NsK5X)

142 I have a theory. It's not very well thought out, but it's a theory nonetheless. I think that the reason a lot (most, okay...ALL) of us are bitchy lately is because we all know the stakes. We are all, to a man (and woman) aware of where exactly we're headed as a nation. And I think we're all terrified. We're terrified we might blow it. I truly believe that the weight of history is bearing down upon us, and it's getting real tough. If we don't repudiate Obama in 2012 I think a lot of us think we will have failed the country. Not a lot of elections are as important as this one. 2000 wasn't. 1996 wasn't. 2008 wasn't. This one is different somehow. This is one we'll be telling our grandchildren about. Am I way off on this? I wasn't around here much during the primaries in 2008 so I don't know if it ever got this bad. If so, then this is all just normal but I have a feeling it's not.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (zLeKL)

143 No one linked this ? Where have all the morons gone ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (npr0X)

144 (except I'm afraid of Allen Colmes glass eye) That anal-probe-alien-looking motherfucker has a glass eye?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (p7SSh)

145 Toure enters the WWF ring - and the music begins to play.

Posted by: MSNBC Manager at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (m8ARs)

146

Ten bucks to Ace. Comfirmation code ending in 817853D.

Bravo.

Hit the Tip Jar, freeloaders. Money lines should bring...you know...money.

Posted by: Walsingham at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (dCigj)

147 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but an anagram for his name is homosexual.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 02:45 PM (JYheX)

148 So,we're not meant to make assumptions on the supposed violent proclivities of black men in general, yet they revel and fap their anti-white puds at the thought of the white man fearing them for those exact same violent proclivities? It is outlooks like his that drag blacks into the very bottom of educational and economic brackets. It must be very, very disheartening to be a conservative black person and see this kind of crap be the accepted viw of the media and society.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 09, 2011 02:46 PM (ysCLj)

149 Uh...I may have been a bit too serious for this light-hearted thread. My bad.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:46 PM (zLeKL)

150 Behind every trash-talking tough guy like Toure or Barry Obama is a legitimately scary woman like Michelle.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2011 02:46 PM (FabC8)

151 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but Jeff B's girlfriend said she didn't think he was nearly as masculine as Jeff.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:46 PM (HzhBE)

152 126 How does MSNBC stay in business?

They use MSNBC resources on other platforms: NBC broadcast, CNBC, Weather Channel. So it is cheaper than, say, Fox News in principle and can survive on less revenue.

Also, NBC sells its channels as a package, including Discovery and USA.

Comcast may be liberal, but they are cheap.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 02:46 PM (T0NGe)

153 O/T: Red bar news at Fox

U.S. Education Department to Investigate Penn State Sex Abuse Scandal

So the nambla guy is going to investigate? WTF are they investigating for. There is no federal crime here and if there was it calls for the DOJ/FBI not the worthless cockholsters ion the dep of education.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (YdQQY)

154 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did get that Isaiah Washington fired from the cast of Grey's Anatomy.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (mAm+G)

155 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does hit the tanning booth every Tuesday and Thursday with Jon Huntsman.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (HzhBE)

156 All you need to know about the black "myths" ... from a hooker who ought to know ... http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2010/09/18/black-men/

Posted by: HondaV65 at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (Wm6n5)

157 White Guys, Black guys, Aliens with big elbows...
All are equal at the business end of Dr. Glock.

Posted by: Pecos at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (2Gb0y)

158 Men that call themselves Dick scare me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (niZvt)

159 @70. Fun vid! I love those 50s-style dresses. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 02:47 PM (21lBC)

160

I can see some of you have weak Gaydar!

Make no mistake......Toure likes the Custard Pump!

$5 says he even has a Tramp Stamp tattooed on his lower back....any takers?

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 02:48 PM (JMsOK)

161 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he's had more semen in him than the USS Nimitz.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

162 With an neortic insecure poof like that, if he approached me in a dark ally with a bottle of chloroform I would be more afraid then if he approached with a weapon.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (I9fXA)

163

I am not saying Toure is gay, but I really don't know why not.

Posted by: Walsingham at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (dCigj)

164 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does hang around Area 51 with a sign that says, "Pick me, please for alien anal prob."

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (HzhBE)

165 neurotic sorry

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (I9fXA)

166 When Toure blows the lid off of Clarence Thomas' secret marriage to a white woman, the whole conservative movement will collapse in an internecine bloodbath.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (+lsX1)

167 This is great blogging. Period.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (hW3KZ)

168 Vic I thought some of the kids were from out of state

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (w9Jgv)

169 Am I the only one to notice this guy is whitet than his mama's granny panties?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (niZvt)

170 How Toure sees himself. How he really looks to people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2011 02:49 PM (bxiXv)

171 Wow....this steaming pile of opinion coming from the 'black' Richard Simmons???

Really??? Toure??? What the hell does that mean?? Is it French for 'Torn'? As in 'I woke up this morning and my Balloon Knot was Toure all to Hell and gone'???

Posted by: Portnoy at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (JJwLo)

172 1, Toure is demonstrating the perfect example of wishcasting, and 2) who the fuck is Toure anyway? (I'm being serious, is this someone I should know?)

Posted by: Beth at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (kBxk7)

173 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he like pee pees in his butthole.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (ysCLj)

174 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but a whole lot of ass fucking was going on in my showers without me knowing *wink*, so take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: Joe Paterno at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (HzhBE)

175 So the nambla guy is going to investigate? WTF are they investigating for. There is no federal crime here and if there was it calls for the DOJ/FBI not the worthless cockholsters ion the dep of education.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2011 06:47 PM (YdQQY)

They gotta protect their phony baloney jobs.

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (X6akg)

176 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 09, 2011 06:49 PM (bxiXv)

Major HEH!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (JJwLo)

177 I'm afraid of big black spiders. Does that count, Toure?

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 02:50 PM (Ivlpp)

178 There are many physically scary men in the world, some of them are black. None of them are prissy.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 02:51 PM (I9fXA)

179 I'm not saying that Toure is gay, but he takes the week off every Olympics when the figure skating and ballroom dancing competitions are being televised.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 02:51 PM (SY2Kh)

180 I'm not saying that Toure is gay, but now, after the repeal of DADT, his hardest decision is what name to enlist under: Private Parts, Corporal Punishment, Major Boner, or General Homo?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:51 PM (mAm+G)

181

Sierra Nevada Tumbler--it's what's for dinner!!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 06:38 PM (i3+c5)

I'll look it up, I like to pair wines (when I can afford it) but cold weather is for beers!

Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 02:51 PM (mY2Rq)

182 Dammit. I make a joke post and everybody else stopped. Ah well..

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 09, 2011 02:51 PM (ysCLj)

183 Am I way off on this? I wasn't around here much during the primaries in 2008 so I don't know if it ever got this bad. If so, then this is all just normal but I have a feeling it's not. Reading assignment: Search back (use google on site:minx.cc "at November 04 2008"). Bump it forward a few months at a time. Read the comments. We are not in Kansas anymore. The way I put it is that I have disliked Obama since the first time I ever heard of the piece of shit. I know people like him in real life (ignorant, troublemaking narcissist fucks with enough charisma to fool nearly everyone around them). But as bad as I knew he was, he has exceeded my every expectation.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (p7SSh)

184 Please do not use the term "dick" to describe him. as we all know: there 3 types: Pussies, assholes, and dicks. I'm a dick. You're a dick. But toure is a pussy.

Posted by: john b at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (WxZZy)

185 156 WTF are they investigating for.

They're trying to figure out how they can port paedophilia to all post-secondary institutions nationwide.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (hW3KZ)

186 AmishDude @109, like all the allegations against Herman Cain, I have no evidence of said virility.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (21lBC)

187 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but as an infant, he did use a cock ring as a teether.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (HzhBE)

188 The world is coming financially unglued and this is what you cover? Thanks for reminding me why I don't read here very often.

Posted by: Relevance at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (KqwSL)

189 Hey al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist,

Had any good "dreams" lately? See ya in a bit.

Posted by: That Grady guy from Sanford & Son at November 09, 2011 02:52 PM (9wLy+)

190 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does seem to get pretty excited whenever he sees chocolate covered banannas at the pastry shop.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:53 PM (HzhBE)

191 I only voted for Obama because I was scared he'd kick my ass if I didn't.

Posted by: Scrawny White Guy at November 09, 2011 02:53 PM (KI/Ch)

192 Torure meet Amber Lamps! http://tinyurl.com/7mfm9wl

Posted by: sonnyspats at November 09, 2011 02:53 PM (I/MzF)

193 192 The world is coming financially unglued and this is what you cover? Thanks for reminding me why I don't read here very often.

Posted by: Relevance at November 09, 2011 06:52 PM (KqwSL)

I'm not saying Relevance is gay, but he did just post that.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:54 PM (HzhBE)

194 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he likes gay pron.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2011 02:54 PM (JYheX)

195 I'm not saying Toure's gay, but Barney Frank's brothel-running ex-boyfriend's got him on speed dial.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 09, 2011 02:54 PM (lGVMg)

196 You know who is awesome? Rob Gronkowski.

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

197

@192

Hey Moron...if you're just figuring out something we all knew three years ago...then you don't belong here anyway...go over to KOS where you belong!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (JMsOK)

198 "186 Dammit. I make a joke post and everybody else stopped. Ah well.."

Jokes are illegal on this site and are removed.

Posted by: Ace at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (5X7L6)

199 I thought some of the kids were from out of state

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2011 06:49 PM (w9Jgv)

It only becomes a federal crime under that guise if he took them out of State for the purposes of sex. Also, kidnapping etc. But, as I said, if there is a federal crime it belongs to the FBI, nor the DOE.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (YdQQY)

200 Yep Kal, he is very gay. Giggles like crazy when I kiss him.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (NsK5X)

201 182 There are many physically scary men in the world, some of them are black. None of them are prissy.

I'm not prissy. I'm fabulous!

Posted by: Chris Birch at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (UR5vq)

202 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does have lemonparty.org bookmarked.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:55 PM (HzhBE)

203 I'm not saying Toure's gay, but when he interviewed to be Obama's "body man," he was thought to be overqualified.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 02:56 PM (mAm+G)

204 Listen up, Toure: The day you transform your pre-Charles-Atlas-skinny-kid-getting-sand-kicked-in-his-face ass into Tiny Lister, I might be a little afraid of you. Until then, not so much.

Who else wants some o' Deebo?!

Posted by: Ringo Fonebone at November 09, 2011 02:56 PM (sTS/8)

205 197 192 The world is coming financially unglued and this is what you cover? Thanks for reminding me why I don't read here very often.

Posted by: Relevance at November 09, 2011 06:52 PM (KqwSL)

I'm not saying Relevance is gay, but he did just post that.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 06:54 PM (HzhBE)

I'm not saying Relevance is gay, but he sure does enjoy the inside of my mouth.

Posted by: Toure at November 09, 2011 02:56 PM (KI/Ch)

206 did somebody say toure was in nambla? whiskey tango foxtrot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (loM0R)

207 Posted by: ErikW at November 09, 2011 06:51 PM (mY2Rq)
It is an Autumn Brown Ale, and quite tasty. I have just about finished my second case.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (i3+c5)

208

Commenting here has about three rules.

Sockpuppetting a real person, and especially Ace, is against the rules.

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (I2LwF)

209 Things I am more afraid of then Toure -female booby hairs -faulty airbags -crowd of screeching bieber fans -flowers with thistles -trans fats -chicken prepared near a peanut plant -icicles above my door -shiny icicles ill put on my tree -icy sidewalks -unleashed cats -Hungry Chris Christie -Ron Paul supporter in a trench coat -non sea salt

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (I9fXA)

210 I'm not saying that Toure is gay, but he's had more drunk guys enter him than Lambeau Field.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (SY2Kh)

211 I'm a real scary guy according to my mom.

Posted by: Chaz Bono, The Real Deal at November 09, 2011 06:56 PM (Lt/Za)

Yeah, Chaz is freaky.

Posted by: Truman North at November 09, 2011 02:57 PM (I2LwF)

212 I Am saying Toure is queer.
Gay doesn't cover it.

Posted by: Pecos at November 09, 2011 02:58 PM (2Gb0y)

213 oops. scrolled by the nambla story too quickly. besides they would have kicked him out for not being a man anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 02:58 PM (loM0R)

214 Black guys have bigger dicks than white guys.....yeah, sure. _{They don't do they?}

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 02:59 PM (Ivlpp)

215 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does stress the importance of ALWAYS moisturizing after exfoliating.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 02:59 PM (HzhBE)

216 220 oops. scrolled by the nambla story too quickly. besides they would have kicked him out for not being a man anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 06:58 PM (loM0R)

I was kicked out after I hit puberty

Posted by: Toure at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (KI/Ch)

217 now there is a fight I want to see a cage-match dance off with toure and chas bono.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (loM0R)

218 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but Relevance's dick is up his ass right now.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

219 He is gay because of nurture, not nature. Every time he cried as a baby, his mother put the teether in his ass.

Posted by: Sig Freud at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (NsK5X)

220 I do not see very many black-guy-white-female couples. I mean really, it's pretty rare even these days. It's there, but not very often. And I'm talking about people who actually get married and have kids, not just a weekend date. If the black guys are stealing all the white guys women, why aren't there more black guys with white women? I have never even heard of this apparent fear, and common sense observation would seem to argue against it. On the other hand I do definitely have a fear of black men when it comes to driving down Martin Luther King St in the middle of the night, especially in an unknown city. It's really more a guarded fear though... keep the concealed hangun close kind of fear. And I have that same fear when I'm rolling through the hispanic hood.

Posted by: Andrew at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (WSj9U)

221 I'm not saying that Toure is gay, but he's had more balls slapping up against him than a Wimbledon tennis court.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (HzhBE)

222 At what point was it decided that this fellow deserved to be identified by a single name?

Is his last name Fudgecock or something?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 09, 2011 03:00 PM (4DS5T)

223 190 AmishDude @109, like all the allegations against Herman Cain, I have no evidence of said virility.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 06:52 PM (21lBC)

That's why we need to have an elaborate testing procedure.

Science!

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 03:01 PM (T0NGe)

224 its not that he is gay,its just that he has special talents and hates to see them wasted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:01 PM (loM0R)

225

Toure is hung like ant antenna. That is why the Chaz Bono of MSNBC likes the bottom.......He is a "Catcher" not a "Thrower"

It's all in the eyes!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 03:02 PM (JMsOK)

226

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does watch a lot of MLS soccer.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:02 PM (HzhBE)

227 @ 216: Things I am more afraid of then Toure

-female booby hairs
-faulty airbags
-crowd of screeching bieber fans
-flowers with thistles
-trans fats
-chicken prepared near a peanut plant
-icicles above my door
-shiny icicles ill put on my tree
-icy sidewalks
-unleashed cats
-Hungry Chris Christie
-Ron Paul supporter in a trench coat
-non sea salt

- Boogers

The things creep me out. Especially other people's.

Posted by: Ringo Fonebone at November 09, 2011 03:02 PM (sTS/8)

228 a Nubian Woody Allen

I laughed out loud at the mind patterns that invokes.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

229 Sierra Nevada Tumbler--it's what's for dinner!!!

Try Stone Breweries Arrogant Bastard. It's the perfect moron beer.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (0q2P7)

230 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he can fit an entire bottle of Michelob Ultra in his mouth.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (HzhBE)

231 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but I am saying he's faaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (T0NGe)

232 I'm not saying hes a panzy but WNBA players laugh at his layups.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (I9fXA)

233 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he listens to Coldplay.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:03 PM (MMC8r)

234 if toure were in the olympics he would be throwing a javelin - just like he did in revenge of the nerds

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:04 PM (loM0R)

235 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he is a woman trapped in a woman's body.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 03:04 PM (T0NGe)

236 Fun vid! I love those 50s-style dresses. Sigh. If you want to see vids like we had when MTV was young, R&B and Latin pop is about all that is left. Even country has crossed whatever line it was that made MTV eventually turn to doing "The Real World." Ne-Yo, One in a Million

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 03:04 PM (p7SSh)

237 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does have hand towells in his bathroom that are for decoration only.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:04 PM (HzhBE)

238

The black guys white men are afraid of are the same black guys you're afraid of.

I'm not afraid of the Shaq types. Everyone one I've known are great guys. I'm afraid of the little worms who want "respect" and count every "diss". I guess I'm afraid of Toure... Yea, right....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 09, 2011 03:05 PM (GaIwz)

239 238 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he can fit an entire bottle of Michelob Ultra in his mouth.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 07:03 PM (HzhBE)

I'm not saying Toure is gay but he drinks Michelob Ultra.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 03:05 PM (T0NGe)

240 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he only goes by "Toure".

Posted by: observer at November 09, 2011 03:05 PM (NsK5X)

241 Toure is French for...

Posted by: Barney Frank! The Musical at November 09, 2011 03:06 PM (9wLy+)

242 They can have all the white girls, I sure as hell don't want them.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at November 09, 2011 03:06 PM (xXhWA)

243 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does have a picture of himself sitting in Anderson Cooper's lap. (Though, in fairness, Cooper looks terrified!)

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:06 PM (HzhBE)

244 97 FCC announces cable companies will offer Welfare Internet to people on welfare. Or something.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 06:38 PM (zLeKL)

[sigh] Well, there goes the internet.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (pdRb1)

245 - Boogers

The things creep me out. Especially other people's.

Posted by: Ringo Fonebone at November 09, 2011 07:02 PM (sTS/

Ah, c'mon. It's just discarded mucus infected with plague.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (Ivlpp)

246 Song about prejudice, trust me, stick out the first minute or two and yoll piss your pantaloons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (I9fXA)

247 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but in French Toure mean "Ze one who enjoys balls in le mouth."

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (HzhBE)

248 They don't call him Toure "My Anus" Neblett for nothing!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (JMsOK)

249 248 238 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he can fit an entire bottle of Michelob Ultra in his mouth. Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 07:03 PM (HzhBE) I'm not saying Toure is gay but he drinks Michelob Ultra. Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2011 07:05 PM (T0N toure actuall has a storage space full of zima.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:07 PM (loM0R)

250 This guy isn't spouting political theories here. He's spouting racist shit. He's luxuriating in race-based stereotypes that make him feel good about himself based on his race. Racist. That is all.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 09, 2011 03:08 PM (QxSug)

251

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does have a recurring dream where he is a black cat with a white stripe and Pepe LePew is pursuing him with amorous intent.

And he always submits ...

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:08 PM (HzhBE)

252 I'm not sure if Toure is gay, but he shouldn't be holding a bottle of Zima when he says shit like this.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2011 03:09 PM (Ivlpp)

253 sorry, actually you wont get the song until 2:40

Posted by: Shiggz at November 09, 2011 03:09 PM (I9fXA)

254 Toure is definitely not gay. C'mon everyone wears leopard spandex.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 09, 2011 03:09 PM (pdRb1)

255 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but coworkers say his index finger always "smells like prostate."

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:09 PM (HzhBE)

256 toure can actually sneak an entire six-pack of zima into a theatre

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:09 PM (loM0R)

257 And I'm talking about people who actually get married and have kids, not just a weekend date.

Call me a racist for bringing math into this, but a significant percentage of black men aren't marrying women of any race (fatherhood, of course, does not require more than a weekend date...).

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 09, 2011 03:10 PM (lGVMg)

258 266 And I'm talking about people who actually get married and have kids, not just a weekend date. Call me a racist for bringing math into this, but a significant percentage of black men aren't marrying women of any race (fatherhood, of course, does not require more than a weekend date...). are you implying there is something on the down-lo here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2011 03:11 PM (loM0R)

259 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did once ask Hoover if they could make special order colon shaped attachments for their vacuum cleaners.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:11 PM (HzhBE)

260 A couple things I have learned in my many years on this earth.

#1. In a street fight always bet on the smaller guy.

#2. Always bet against the guy talking the most trash.

#3. Always bet on the guy with the cauliflower ears.

#4. If it is just one on one, black guy vs white guy, always bet on the white guy. I had to clarify "1 on 1" because more often than not it is a pack of black guys vs one dude.

Posted by: gride at November 09, 2011 03:12 PM (QxQym)

261 146 (except I'm afraid of Allen Colmes glass eye)

That anal-probe-alien-looking motherfucker has a glass eye?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 06:45 PM (p7SSh)

hmmm, maybe that explains this:

http://tinyurl.com/MagicEyeball

Posted by: EyeTest at November 09, 2011 03:12 PM (ReC4P)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at November 09, 2011 03:12 PM (4136b)

263 My friends and I used to encounter this all the time when playing basketball. The more a team of brothers sucked, the more shit they'd talk and the more indignant they'd be about getting their asses kicked by us.

Posted by: Abe Froman at November 09, 2011 03:13 PM (E55AK)

264

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does own a 1984 back copy of Tiger Beat featuring Leif Garrett that has some suspicious stains on the cover.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:13 PM (HzhBE)

265 MLS soccer --- check
Coldplay --- check
Michelob Ultra --- check
Decorative hand towels in the bathroom --- check

Thank Christ I'm a wonder bread white broad. Otherwise I'd be Toure.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 09, 2011 03:15 PM (W/uB2)

266 are you implying there is something on the down-lo here?

No, I'm implying there's a cultural component where "marriage" just never enters the imagination. Some communities are on the second or third generation of teenagers who grew up with never-married parents. (There's also some racist stats about homicide and prison. Can't marry your baby's daddy if he's dead.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 09, 2011 03:15 PM (lGVMg)

267

#3. Always bet on the guy with the cauliflower ears.

If a guy with cauliflower ears wants to brawl with you, walk away.

Anyone who's wrestled long enough to develop those will take you down and beat the shit out of you. And you won't have a prayer of getting back up until they decide you've had enough.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:15 PM (HzhBE)

268 You know how I know Toure is gay? Cuz his dick tastes like shit.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 09, 2011 03:16 PM (pdRb1)

269 Please stop the gay comments or Ace's house sodomite will have to murder some more pixels with another pro-homo screed. Nothing says conservative more than that, right?

Posted by: White RB at November 09, 2011 03:16 PM (LrLv1)

270 sorry, actually you wont get the song until 2:40 That was some funny shit.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 09, 2011 03:17 PM (p7SSh)

271 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does think that Margaret Cho is uproariously funny.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:18 PM (HzhBE)

272 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he smuggles baguettes home from Europe.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

273 Fear? Would that be because "White Men Can't Hump"?

Posted by: TWoPolitics at November 09, 2011 03:18 PM (YOZVY)

274 278 Please stop the gay comments or Ace's house sodomite will have to murder some more pixels with another pro-homo screed. Nothing says conservative more than that, right?

Right. 'Cause remember, no physically attractive person has ever used the word "sodomite."

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 09, 2011 03:19 PM (mAm+G)

275 Hmm...

Toure's Syndrome: the almost uncontrollable urge to cry "racism" or blurt out nonsensical racial charges in order to get attention and be perceived as the target - or belonging to the group of targets - of the aforementioned racism. This condition is only prevalent when the racism in question doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 09, 2011 03:19 PM (EIAxq)

276 people take him seriously?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at November 09, 2011 03:19 PM (l8iDY)

277 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but his butter spread is called "I Can't Believe It's Not Penis.'

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

278 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but Oscar Meyer commercials do tend to excite him.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:20 PM (HzhBE)

279 I'm not saying Toure is gay, because, really...do I need to?

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:21 PM (MMC8r)

280 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he has been known to request an extra "recreational turkey" at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:22 PM (HzhBE)

281 Toure's Syndrome:

That's gotta go in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 09, 2011 03:23 PM (lGVMg)

282

Toure's wife is an Arab of Lebanese decent and a vegetarian.

What a man does for a living adn who he marry's says alot about an man!

I know everything I need to know!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 09, 2011 03:23 PM (JMsOK)

283 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does get very angry when wedding DJs play YMCA and "let the breeders ruin the message" with their dopey dance floor antics.

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:23 PM (HzhBE)

284 Actually, of the black guys that do get married, a not insignificant percentage marries white women, based on my observations. It's a white guy dating a black girl that is pretty rare. And it's interesting that with the couple of white guys I've dated, it wasn't uncommon for white strangers to look kindly at us and be very nice about it. I didn't really notice the reaction of black people since I have lived in majority white areas for the past 10 years.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 03:24 PM (21lBC)

285 My wife dated a black guy. So I guess you can go back.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 03:25 PM (zLeKL)

286 @291. I wonder if he'll condemn himself for not marrying a black woman.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2011 03:26 PM (21lBC)

287 I give up. There's no fucking way I'll beat at this.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 03:26 PM (SY2Kh)

288 Oops-

I give up. There's no fucking way I'll beat Warden at this.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2011 03:27 PM (SY2Kh)

289 Toure's wife is an Arab of Lebanese decent and a vegetarian.

Spent many years as a personal assistant to Hillary Clinton? Beard.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 09, 2011 03:27 PM (lGVMg)

290 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he did once get his starfish fingered at a Holiday Inn Express

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:31 PM (3DiTS)

291 I used to hang out in an all-black bar in my almost all black neighborhood where I lived with my all-black wife and my half-black kids. (Not to be confused with the New Zealand rugby team.) One of the other regulars used to give me shit about how I was becoming black, myself. One day I told him, "Yeah, I am becoming black." He said "What do you mean?" I said "I find myself suddenly attracted to fat white chicks with self-esteem issues." If he hadn't been my friend, I might have been too scared of him to say that....

Posted by: notropis at November 09, 2011 03:31 PM (cjcCc)

292 I hate when no one else wants to play ....

Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 03:33 PM (3DiTS)

293 Posted by: Warden at November 09, 2011 07:33 PM (3DiTS) You're sort of the Tiger Woods (of 5 years ago) of this genre. People don't like losing.

Posted by: notropis at November 09, 2011 03:36 PM (cjcCc)

294

This Guy?

Hahahahaha

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 09, 2011 03:36 PM (GTbGH)

295

I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he does own a 1984 1977 back copy of Tiger Beat featuring Leif Garrett that has some suspicious stains on the cover.

OMG, I FTFY but it was painful

Posted by: dagny at November 09, 2011 03:36 PM (Pgqt3)

296 As a 180 lb, all muscle, athletic, blonde, white man, can I say I don't care? Just remember, I am all muscle and blonde. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Big Zesty at November 09, 2011 03:37 PM (66pgZ)

297 294 My wife dated a black guy. So I guess you can go back.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 07:25 PM (zLeKL)

And go back

Posted by: Joffen's Wife at November 09, 2011 03:37 PM (GaIwz)

298 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but -- well, yeah, I am. Damn. Can I get a mulligan?

Posted by: notropis at November 09, 2011 03:38 PM (cjcCc)

299 "Toure's Syndrome:

That's gotta go in the Urban Dictionary."

Just submitted it a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 09, 2011 03:38 PM (EIAxq)

300 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but every year for Halloween he goes as a railway tunnel.

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

301 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but jerbils fear him.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 09, 2011 03:46 PM (lHn6+)

302 who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched bwahaha hahahaha that's the Ace I know and love!

Posted by: pajama momma at November 09, 2011 03:47 PM (iscZZ)

303 If Herman Cain's candidacy does nothing more than get Ace back onto his "A" game, then it was worth it.

Posted by: notropis at November 09, 2011 03:49 PM (cjcCc)

304 Obama Accused Of Sexual Harassment At Harvard Law Review

Since this has nothing to do with Herman Cain, I'm sure it's a total non-issue.

Posted by: Baroque at November 09, 2011 03:50 PM (B0LGd)

305 I'm not saying Toure is gay, but he was spotted in the Penn State locker room.

Posted by: avi at November 09, 2011 03:54 PM (iSFyV)

306 313 Obama Accused Of Sexual Harassment At Harvard Law Review

I'm tending to think that's 'satire.'

Posted by: nickless at November 09, 2011 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

307 Toury! Touri! Toure!

Just needed to say that.

Posted by: mrobvious at November 09, 2011 04:10 PM (dqCz3)

308 38 I live in the DC metro area and see alot of interracial couples. The most racist comments I've heard around here is coming from black girls when they see a black guy with a white chick.

Posted by: stillers at November 09, 2011 06:28 PM (QwZj/)

Yep. Black women who want to marry a black man have the deck stacked against them already. On the one hand I think people should decide who they want to be with, but on the other I sympathize with black women who are frustrated when a white girl takes one of their potentials off the market.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 09, 2011 04:18 PM (1+XRG)

309

Honestly, who in the hell thinks like this guy? I mean, ever?

Imagine just for a second, what he dwells on...

...okay stop now, because THAT is 'scary'.

I don't want to know what else is in his twisted little cortex. He needs therapy.

Posted by: JR at November 09, 2011 04:21 PM (vQXzv)

310

Only a ginger can call another ginger a ginger!

Posted by: Jade Sea at November 09, 2011 04:21 PM (IdPEP)

311 I'm not saying that going by one name makes a man gay.
I'm just saying that ELMOing other men makes a man gay.

Posted by: RuPaul at November 09, 2011 04:29 PM (a5ljo)

312 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: Download ePub Blog at November 09, 2011 04:30 PM (hTd0z)

313 I'm not saying Toure's gay, but his throw pillows are sure screaming it.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 09, 2011 04:36 PM (6RBlM)

314 I'm not saying Toure's gay, but he and a male friend are going to Iowa on vacation.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 09, 2011 04:38 PM (6RBlM)

315 Obama's not man enough to be accused of sexual harrassment. By either sex.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 09, 2011 04:51 PM (lHn6+)

316 Ever notice the black guys who seem to be the most rah rah black power seem to be very light skinned with a nasty afros? Toure, Cornell West, Malcolm X etc.

I always get the feeling they grew up not feeling as if they fit into either the white or black category so now they overcompensate for their lack of acceptance.

Posted by: gride at November 09, 2011 04:53 PM (QxQym)

317 "who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched,"

Holy shit, Ace. I nominate that for slam of the year.

Posted by: Moose4 at November 09, 2011 04:59 PM (j0mM+)

318 Nubian Woody Allen. Classic.

Posted by: Alamo at November 09, 2011 04:59 PM (JUtDq)

319 Apparently the only white men Toure knows are Keefy, Anderson Cooper and David Corn.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 09, 2011 05:05 PM (CMG0I)

Posted by: OxyCon at November 09, 2011 05:07 PM (gOAdG)

321 325 Ever notice the black guys who seem to be the most rah rah black power seem to be very light skinned with a nasty afros? Toure, Cornell West, Malcolm X etc.

I always get the feeling they grew up not feeling as if they fit into either the white or black category so now they overcompensate for their lack of acceptance.

Posted by: gride at November 09, 2011 08:53 PM (QxQym)

uhh yep. Elijah Mohammad (late nation of islam cult leader), Jeremiah Wright, etc..

The most crazy racists are always light skinned or with hazel or blue eyes

Posted by: Nate Kershaw at November 09, 2011 05:10 PM (bcmD0)

322 I'm sure this is a dead thread, but, Toure is one of the first idiots who proclaimed after Obama was elected, that comedians are going to have a hard time since, Obama is so cool, you can't make fun of him. So, yes, Toure brings a special brand of stupid.

Posted by: jas at November 09, 2011 05:12 PM (ZM2Bn)

323 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

Posted by: How to Listen to Radio on iPad at November 09, 2011 05:18 PM (d5kJe)

324 Toure is French for "mighty seducer of stable boys".

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 09, 2011 05:29 PM (CMG0I)

325 So I watched the vid, first time I'm seeing this guy...

It's all a burn, man...that's Andy Samberg in blackface. Facial expressions and all...

Posted by: Thomas the Annoyed at November 09, 2011 05:32 PM (oP+BH)

326 I keep hearing this from pencil-necked geeks like Cornell West, this kind of getting-off-on-it idea that someone who looks like a Nubian Woody Allen might be scaring the bejesus out of some crackers.

West looks like Jerry Lewis' Nutty Professor. Cornell Kelp

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2011 05:33 PM (zcjUJ)

327 Classic Ace. Relish it. Those sad sacks of s**t on the other side (and even a few on our own) who are still looking at people based on skin color should go ahead, work up to it (if necessary) and take a Black Man per ani. You won't get pregnant, and it may "open" a "hole/New World" 4U, b**ch. Myself: I am like Dr. King, colorblind. Mt 7,16. I still have the pair God gave me. I do not need the Mammy-State for anything, as in ANY-effin'-thing (pace Walter Sobchak), except for defending our borders and our God-given rights.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 09, 2011 05:37 PM (OhenJ)

328 @324. Guess where Li'l Barry is? Why, he's in the epicenter (outside Tampa mayor Pam Iorio's home) of young love, Bali. Not since his schoolboy days back in Jakarta, has Our President enjoyed so much, um, consultation with important, um, members of the Indonesian Male Youth Movement. It's not Bangkok, it's better. Meanwhile, here at home, the First Wookie dances in hopes of attracting a similar, um, Metro- er, Metro-politan, similar to the, er, Hawaii-born, half-Irish, Jakarta/Harvard-educated humble worker for Youth congress.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 09, 2011 05:50 PM (OhenJ)

329 Ace RAWX!

Posted by: Running Hobo at November 09, 2011 05:52 PM (l1oyw)

330 I never see any of the inter-racial couples you guys are talking about.

Posted by: David Duke at November 09, 2011 05:58 PM (ScD5a)

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Posted by: Thorvald at November 09, 2011 06:29 PM (OhenJ)

333

"I sympathize with black women who are frustrated when a white girl takes one of their potentials off the market.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 09, 2011 08:18 PM (1+XRG) "

I don't as he would have been with a pretty black woman if not with her. Meaning the same woman bitching would still be without a man, what's the difference.

Posted by: Africanus at November 09, 2011 06:29 PM (ITskg)

334 "So we get exhibitions like this pencil-necked pansy ass, who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched, laying down all sorts of smacktalk about quavering white men."

Dude, you are on fire today.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2011 07:44 PM (2ptZ1)

335 So we get exhibitions like this pencil-necked pansy ass, who frankly looks like he's had more dick in him than a season of Bewtiched, laying down all sorts of smacktalk about quavering white men.

That there's funny, I don't care who you are.

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Posted by: christine at November 09, 2011 08:13 PM (Dy/KL)

337 Toure is married to a Lebanese woman. So, he must think Arab men are afraid of him.

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Posted by: doumaduo at November 09, 2011 10:26 PM (hsXs9)

340 No one with a name like Toure (first or last or only, especially only) scares me.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2011 11:18 PM (QaKuj)

341

I keep hearing this from pencil-necked geeks like Cornell West, this kind of getting-off-on-it idea that someone who looks like a Nubian Woody Allen might be scaring the bejesus out of some crackers.

Holy hell, Ace. Some of your best in awhile. Thx for a serious lulz attack much needed amidst a shitty work month, sir.

Posted by: societyis2blame at November 10, 2011 01:08 AM (yK8YH)

342 Toure is just another bigot with an over-inflated self esteem. Not surprising.

Posted by: zoyclem at November 10, 2011 03:42 AM (lDgIe)

343 Good one, Ace! The K~Missus and I guffawed.

Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2011 03:53 AM (b/Ouk)

344

Serious question: You mean Toure's NOT gay?

Posted by: simplemind at November 10, 2011 04:18 AM (za3QZ)

345 I have met his parents. They are both black

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