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May 16, 2011

"Truthers", "Birthers", and now......"GoatPorners"?
— Russ from Winterset

According to this morning's LA Times, approximately 20% of their sample in a poll of the American electorate doesn't believe that Osama bin Laden is dead.

They seem to believe that this is indicative of the stupidity or incredulity of those who oppose the current president.

No word on the larger percentage of the electorate who believe 9/11 was an inside job. I guess they're not stupid...............they're "just asking questions".

How could so many presumably normal citizens (19%, according to Zogby) be so ignorant as to....
...not believe the claims of their duly-elected president and the detailed accounts by his deputies of the deadly dark-of-night raid deep into Pakistan by a team of Navy SEALs, the firefight and the flight with the corpse to an American carrier offshore, the confirmation of his DNA, the preparation of his body according to Muslim ritual and its hasty burial somewhere at sea to avoid creating a shrine?
All this within 12 hours?

Well, to be fair to the skeptics; it's not as if the raid on bin Laden was captured live on Fox/CNN/every major news outlet in North America, and witnessed by thousands of New Yorkers, Pentagon workers, and rural residents of Pennsylvania.

(edited to reflect that the LAT article I linked to doesn't actually call those who disbelieve The Official Story to be "stupid". They leave that to the comments section.)

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 09:36 AM | Comments (144)
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1 First IN LINE AT THE GLORYHOLE!

Posted by: First at May 16, 2011 09:42 AM (V92KK)

2 First

Osama?!? IS THAT YOU?!?

Posted by: Xoxotl at May 16, 2011 09:43 AM (3AOLv)

3 You have to remember who their poll samples. We are not talking the smartest people on earth here.

I would bet a bigger percentage of them think they saw Elvis last week at the local A&W.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2011 09:43 AM (M9Ie6)

4 Beasters

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2011 09:43 AM (PF3FV)

5 How does this help The One?

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 09:43 AM (UOM48)

6 Well, al queda seems to believe he's dead.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 16, 2011 09:44 AM (LFiVW)

7 Show the pictures.

Posted by: Trump at May 16, 2011 09:44 AM (EL+OC)

8 Racers. Don't forget us. Racers say racism is the root cause of every and any criticism of the President. And because there are so many of us in the MFM we are in the unique position of being able to help make our numbers grow. Like to see the birthers or truthers do that.

Posted by: D. Gregory at May 16, 2011 09:45 AM (Xv7f/)

Lemme try to comprehend this. The LA Times, one of the worst examples of "make the crap up to suit our needs" and home of 'sit on the other stuff', is bemoaning a populace that tends to believe rumor and innuendo?

Suggestion for a follow up story: "The fake ANG memo, conspiracy theories and plummeting trust and desire for the MFM. Is there any connection"?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 16, 2011 09:45 AM (Gzv/o)

This conspiracy theory was intentionally created by the Obama Administration. It fits the MO. That way he gets two wins. First when something happens, second when he proves it. He's still spiking the birth certificate.

It wasn't that long ago that the NYT wrote articles favorable of the Truthers, calling them "skeptics."

Posted by: Beagle at May 16, 2011 09:46 AM (sOtz/)

11 I had a difficult time giving up the bogeyman as a concept at about 5 or 6.

Come to think of it the government withheld those pics too.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2011 09:46 AM (HBqDo)

12 Time to release the photos. Otherwise, Osama is going to be the next Elvis.

Posted by: Naqamel at May 16, 2011 09:47 AM (UMwMT)

Dissent is...

Anyone have any idea where we are on that one?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 16, 2011 09:47 AM (C2//T)

14 Goat porn? Hmmmmm. *makes note to add to pron collection*

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell, draft-dodger at May 16, 2011 09:47 AM (UOM48)

In related news:

Finally! A moderate muslim.

Posted by: Herman Cain for President at May 16, 2011 09:47 AM (jx2j9)

16 Racers. Don't forget us. Racers say racism is the root cause of every and any criticism of the President. And because there are so many of us in the MFM we are in the unique position of being able to help make our numbers grow. Like to see the birthers or truthers do that.

Posted by: D. Gregory

Ixnay on the ausekay of itsha-iringstay from the ediamay.

Posted by: Journolist at May 16, 2011 09:48 AM (Gzv/o)

17 Release the Khalidi tapes LA Times, then we'll talk

Posted by: Ben at May 16, 2011 09:49 AM (wuv1c)

18 Perhaps a more relevant question would be, "How could any measurable percentage of U.S. citizens any longer give a crap about anything that Zogby has to say?"

Posted by: JR at May 16, 2011 09:49 AM (gWOju)

Dissent is...

...now...

...racism!

Posted by: Beagle at May 16, 2011 09:49 AM (sOtz/)

20
Beejers. Beejers is the name for the new conspiracy meme I'm trying to get off the ground. And fast. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Emmanuel Dunand/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 16, 2011 09:50 AM (Xv7f/)

21 How could they not believe Scott Brown, who came out saying he had seen the photos of Bin Laden, and that they were too gruesome to show to the public?

Yeah, Bin Laden's dead, but asking for actual proof isn't a conspiracy. We really should have kept the body longer.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2011 09:51 AM (FkKjr)

22
Russ, the world is gonna end on the 21st.

So you had better plan accordingly.

That goes for all-a-yous.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 09:51 AM (gM4zK)

23 17 Release the Khalidi tapes LA Times, then we'll talk

this

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 09:52 AM (UOM48)

Right again LA times.........but you forgot one thing........

Suck. My. Dick.

Posted by: Roadking at May 16, 2011 09:52 AM (u7MDB)

25 How could so many presumably normal citizens (19%, according to Zogby) be so ignorant as to.... ...not believe the claims of their duly-elected president

Ummmmmmm.... "Bush lied?"

Posted by: wiserbud at May 16, 2011 09:54 AM (3Okgs)

Right again LA times.........but you forgot one thing........

Suck. My. Dick.

I think you've confused them with the San Francisco Chronicle.

Posted by: Ben at May 16, 2011 09:54 AM (wuv1c)

27 It actually looks, from reading the article, like the writer understands why there is skepticism. Seems to think Obama's actions invite it.

Posted by: mikeyboss at May 16, 2011 09:54 AM (MX5qJ)

Release the Khalidi tapes LA Times, then we'll talk

This. Eleventy!!1!1

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2011 09:54 AM (PF3FV)

29 Well, to be fair to the skeptics; it's not as if the raid on bin Laden was captured live on Fox/CNN/every major news outlet in North America, and witnessed by thousands of New Yorkers, Pentagon workers, and rural residents of Pennsylvania. Of course, 372 different versions of the OBL raid from the Witless House itself doesn't help encourage credulity.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 09:55 AM (AZGON)

30 15

In related news:

Finally! A moderate muslim.

Posted by: Herman Cain for President at May 16, 2011 01:47 PM

To paraphrase someone whose name I can't remember, the only moderate Muslim is one who has stopped shooting only because he's reloading.

Posted by: Emmanuel Dunand/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 16, 2011 09:55 AM (Xv7f/)

31
Folks, it's a frickn' LA Times poll. Sloppy polling has the media creating more conspiracies than are probably out there.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2011 09:55 AM (QMtmy)

32 When The One and I have our weekly meeting, I'll advise him to keep the pictures away from the public....again.

What is this goat porn of which you speak? Sounds....intriguing.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 09:55 AM (UOM48)

33 I thought they were called Deathers?

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 09:56 AM (BP6Z1)

I think you've confused them with the San Francisco Chronicle.

What got next!

Posted by: The Village Voice at May 16, 2011 09:56 AM (PF3FV)

35 Release the Khalidi tapes LA Times, then we'll talk +100

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 09:56 AM (AZGON)

36 Given that Al Quada has less reason to lie about it than we do, I consider Osama's death a done deal. However, we still should see the pictures.

Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at May 16, 2011 09:56 AM (g9neE)

37 All you people who don't trust the IMF are just beejers.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 09:57 AM (AZGON)

38 You people want to see the pictures just to offend New Yorkers.....h8trs.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 09:57 AM (UOM48)

39 In March of 1995, having just come from the 50th anniversary of the taking of the bridge at Remagen, I sat down for beers with veterans of the 99th RCT in a tavern in Elsenborn, Belgium, the North Shoulder of The Bulge.

The barkeep swore up and down that the Malmedy massacre was a put-up job by Eisenhower, because..."Peiper was not a killer."

A former first sergeant kind of quietly reminded him that several men present in the room had been there that day. No matter. Never happened.

Since then I have had a curious immunity to ex-post-facto conspiracies.

Posted by: comatus at May 16, 2011 09:58 AM (W5ilH)

Folks, it's a frickn' LA Times poll. Sloppy polling has the media creating more conspiracies than are probably out there.

Sloppy Poling? Clean it up with Don Lemon Pledge^Â®!

Posted by: Don Lemon Poll Polisher at May 16, 2011 09:58 AM (PF3FV)

41 You know how people say goats will eat anything, anything?

It's true, tee hee.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 16, 2011 09:59 AM (BP6Z1)

42 The Don Lemon Pledge: He'll take a shine to you.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 09:59 AM (AZGON)

43 FNORD!

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 16, 2011 09:59 AM (OtQXp)

44 Yeah, I don't believe it either.

Posted by: Chimpanzee in Heat at May 16, 2011 09:59 AM (IXLvN)

45
I'm sure it's been asked, but have the Taiwanese freaks made a vid about the French chimp, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 10:01 AM (gM4zK)

It's true, tee hee.

Let's face it, you had to add 3 tablespoons of peanut butter first, Don.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 10:02 AM (sbV1u)

47 How many journalists believe that U.S. soldiers flushed a koran down a toilet at Club Gitmo?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 16, 2011 10:02 AM (O/onO)

48 Remember, to get your dishes squeaky clean and keep your hands soft and moist, use Lemon Joy!

Posted by: Price is Right Plug at May 16, 2011 10:02 AM (BP6Z1)

49 So how many of that 19% are saying that just to piss off the LA Times ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2011 10:02 AM (PrXnz)

50 They seem to believe that this is indicative of the stupidity or incredulity of those who oppose the current president.>>>>>>> Cindy Sheehan opposes the current President? She's the original 'deather'. Before anyone paints this as a Republican thing, talk to her first....

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 16, 2011 10:02 AM (BDB5n)

51 I'm sure it's been asked, but have the Taiwanese freaks made a vid about the French chimp, yet? It will be a animation illustrating a very European sort of "quantitative easing."

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:03 AM (AZGON)

52 A disconnect exists between here and Washington that has matured beyond the tea party movement's anger into something yet unnamed, yet no less vivid.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2011 10:03 AM (PrXnz)

53 Anyone here like Lemonheads?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 16, 2011 10:04 AM (PF3FV)

54 I'm still dead...

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at May 16, 2011 10:04 AM (136wp)

55 I'm sure it's been asked, but have the Taiwanese freaks made a vid about the French chimp, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 02:01 PM (gM4zK)

--No, but they have one about OBL's porn.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:05 AM (BP6Z1)

56 Next to the muezzin calling the faithful to prayer, the sound of a bullet penetrating bin Laden's skull is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Posted by: Maj. General Barack "Strangelove" Obama, War Hero at May 16, 2011 10:05 AM (QKKT0)

57 "...but the fruit of the poor Lemon is impossible to eat."

Posted by: Trini Lopez at May 16, 2011 10:06 AM (AZGON)

58 The problem is that this administration is so apt to lie - and changed its stories so often - that it's not surprising a fair number don't believe OBL is actually dead.

Some people wouldn't believe a single thing President Present says (and they have their reasons) were it attested by God in all Three Persons, the Seraphim, the Cherubim, and the whole company of Saints. Well, maybe then, but they'd first look for evidence it was all CGI.

And find it, come to think of it.

Posted by: Dianna at May 16, 2011 10:06 AM (qrFCz)

C'mon you guys. You know that Ron Paul could win the election if the photos are shown. Some guy from KOS told me.

This place is as bad as DU sometimes.

Posted by: I'm not curious (Yellow) at May 16, 2011 10:07 AM (YmPwQ)

60 56 Next to the muezzin calling the faithful to prayer, the sound of a bullet penetrating bin Laden's skull is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Oh hell. You know General Prissypants pissed himself if/when he saw the double tap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 10:07 AM (UOM48)

61 Version 459: OBL was shot while brandishing a copy of the LA Times claiming 20% of Americans don't think he is dead.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 16, 2011 10:08 AM (AZGON)

62 Remember that funny SNL skit that parodied Congress giving a standing ovation every time George H.W. Bush (Dana Carvey) said "Operation Desert Storm" or "General Colin Powell"? It's almost what the MBM are doing every time Obama says "Osama Bin Laden."

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:08 AM (BP6Z1)

63
speaking of OBL and comedy...

I heard the SNL skit mocking Obama's victory tour was pretty good. Think Ace'll post it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 10:08 AM (gM4zK)

64 Who doesnt add a little lemon to the teabags?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:08 AM (+sBB4)

65 Show me the pictures attached to Obama's academic records and maybe I will believe them. We are after all talking about the Obama administration. The hit was done purely for political reasons. You would think they would have got the PR message correct (i.e., pictures). This poll can be read as a mental termperature reading of public intelligence or a reflection of the WH's believability. I am surprised the number isn't larger given the multiple stories floated. Its as if they want a new conspiracy theory to mock the doubters to the urban's.

Posted by: Sub-tard Goober at May 16, 2011 10:08 AM (Q5+Og)

66 OT - Wonderful

Iran president takes over oil ministry temporarily

Which means that if OPEC selects Iran to run that cabal of barbaric desert warlords and South American dictators that A-jad would personally be running OPEC.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 16, 2011 10:10 AM (9hSKh)

I have to believe that OBL is dead simply because this administration, as stupid and tone deaf as they are, would not risk the fatal damage that would be incurred if they were proven to have been punked.

The post-op bungling, though, gives me pause.

Posted by: I'm not curious (Yellow) at May 16, 2011 10:10 AM (YmPwQ)

68 I denounce us all!

Now that that's out of the way, dibs on the goat pron...

Posted by: backhoe at May 16, 2011 10:10 AM (0bk6W)

69 Lemon Spitzers are good

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:10 AM (+sBB4)

70 OT - Wonderful Iran president takes over oil ministry temporarily Was sorcery involved?

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:11 AM (AZGON)

71 Well shit, I was excited to see the item about OBL's porn, but it's straight, not animated.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:11 AM (BP6Z1)

72 Damn Sock!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 16, 2011 10:11 AM (YmPwQ)

73 I heard the SNL skit mocking Obama's victory tour was pretty good. Think Ace'll post it?

Is that the one in the sidebar labeled "Moderately Funny Obama SNL Skit"?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 10:11 AM (fsGgs)

74 I vote no on Lemon Goat parties.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 16, 2011 10:11 AM (HaYO4)

75 Who is Lemon's gay lover?

Chaz? Olby?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:12 AM (+sBB4)

76
hahaha, is it on the sidebar?

I don't read this blog.

I read my own comments, mostly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 10:12 AM (gM4zK)

77 Look, I believe OBL is dead, but you have a long way to go if you want to convince me that Barry's brain isn't.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:12 AM (AZGON)

78 I heard the SNL skit mocking Obama's victory tour was pretty good. Think Ace'll post it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 02:08 PM (gM4zK)

--It was pretty good (but then my standards for SNL are rock bottom these days), but for most of the rest of the show the talents of Ed Helms and Paul Simon were horrifically underused.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:12 AM (BP6Z1)

Who doesnt add a little lemon to the teabags?

I LOVE a hot Lemon Zinger!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 16, 2011 10:13 AM (PF3FV)

80 That's kinda weird cuz I thought the LATimes was dead.
Go figure.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2011 10:13 AM (HBqDo)

81 Anyone up for a Hostess Lemon Pie?

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:14 AM (AZGON)

82 And over at godlikeproductions:

Vukodlak User ID: 1304407United States

ALERT: Left-hand Illuminati ritual in place. 6 planet conjunction. BUSH HAS GERONIMOS SKULL @ SKULL & BONES HQ. SAID HE WANTED OSAMAS SKULL!

6 planets are in conjuction right now with Earth. This is left-hand Illuminati feasting ground. BIG TIME. I know a lot about them some in personal and not so personal ways.

BUSH has stated in public that he wanted OSAMA BIN LADENS SKULL ON A SILVER PLATTER.

HE IS SKULL & BONES

Did you know that GERONIMOS skull is at the good ole' SKULL & BONES LODGE?

Skulls carry a huge amount of power for satanic rituals, when so much focus is put on an individual.

THAT is why OSAMA has been FREE for so long. So more hate, murder, violence...AND HENCE POWER COULD BE ABSORBED AND USED.

THAT is why all this controversy is going on about the body...THIS is why it is all happening.

Tomato Plants, bring them in for the entire month of May this time folks, not a joke.

Bin Laden code name "Geronimo". Code name for ROGUE CIA/MK ULTRA AGENT as seen in a 1997 movie?? GERONIMO SKULL???

Well, that all sounds reasonable -- wait, tomato plants?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 16, 2011 10:15 AM (M8E6y)

83 Gives new meaning to Lemon Oil

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:15 AM (+sBB4)

Binny news is boring me to death.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 16, 2011 10:15 AM (0fzsA)

85
btw, Obama is gonna allow more domestic exploration just like he added 1200 border patrol on the southern border.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 10:15 AM (gM4zK)

86 80 That's kinda weird cuz I thought the LATimes was dead.
Go figure.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2011 02:13 PM (HBqDo)

We're not dead, just pining for the time before this fancy, new interweb thingamabob.

Posted by: LA Times at May 16, 2011 10:16 AM (136wp)

87 I keep going back to the fact that 52% actually voted for Obama.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2011 10:16 AM (VndSC)

88 IIRC, the polls for truthers was about 20%. And birthers. And other the moon landing.

All this proves is that 20% of the population is retarded. Which, if you think about it, makes total sense. Somebody's has to be the left side of the bell curve.

Posted by: Spade at May 16, 2011 10:16 AM (7WUru)

89 I'm watching a 3 part documentary on communism. The last part is on Romania. They show the execution of the Ceaușescus in vivid color and close up. A woman said they could not get enough of it. They really really needed to see that they were dead. They interviewed another woman whose husband was killed in the revolution celebrating with cake over the execution of the Ceausescus. Those are real people with real feelings -- not this snobbish western europe leftard bullshite. I want to see OBL dead and splattered with my own eyes.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 16, 2011 10:16 AM (x/4B/)

90 I heard there is a poster here named Lemon Kitten.

Sounds hooooo-ooooot!

Posted by: "Sweet" Don Lemon at May 16, 2011 10:17 AM (BP6Z1)

91 I feel so...rejected.

Posted by: The sheep at May 16, 2011 10:17 AM (LH6ir)

Next Up on Cooking with Anderson Cooper:

A 'Special Guest' and my secret recipe for a unique and zesty Lemon Tossed Salad!

Posted by: Cooking with Anderson Cooper at May 16, 2011 10:17 AM (PF3FV)

93 Is that a lemon drop on your chin?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:17 AM (+sBB4)

94 I'm 64. The gub'mint has been lying to me for 48 years. Why should I believe them now?

Posted by: trainer of sceptics at May 16, 2011 10:18 AM (Rojyk)

95 I keep going back to the fact that 52% actually voted for Obama. Far more disturbing than birfers or troofers.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:18 AM (AZGON)

96 I'm trying to be good, but I gotta have seconds of those Lemon Squares!

Mmmmmmmmmm!!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at May 16, 2011 10:18 AM (BP6Z1)

97 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 16, 2011 02:15 PM (M8E6y)

That is some funny shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 10:18 AM (fsGgs)

98 Of course bin Laden is dead. On the other hand, that Jessica Lynch rescue was fucking FAKE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 10:19 AM (TATbF)

I heard the SNL skit mocking Obama's victory tour was pretty good.

Saw it. Sucked.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2011 10:19 AM (B+qrE)

100 How could so many presumably normal citizens (19%, according to Zogby) be so ignorant as to....

...not believe the claims of their duly-elected president and the detailed accounts by his deputies of the deadly dark-of-night raid deep into Pakistan by a team of Navy SEALs, the firefight and the flight with the corpse to an American carrier offshore, the confirmation of his DNA, the preparation of his body according to Muslim ritual and its hasty burial somewhere at sea to avoid creating a shrine?

All this within 12 hours?

Well, when you put the facts that way, I'm beginning to have my doubts....

Posted by: JollyRoger at May 16, 2011 10:19 AM (NCw5u)

101 Anderson Cooper loves nothing more in his kitchen than juicing a Lemon.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:20 AM (AZGON)

102 OMG!!!!111!!!

Bristol Palin BUSTED for speeding ticket. Palin cant win now.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:20 AM (+sBB4)

103
"I'm sure other people in the business have considered reasons why they're doing what they're doing, but I do think that if you're gay you have a responsibility to come out."

-Rachel Maddow
April, 2011

Everyone assumed she was referring to Anderson "In My Pooper, Please" Cooper.
Hahahahahahahaha, she probably was.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 10:20 AM (gM4zK)

104 Anderson Cooper loves nothing more in his kitchen than juicing a Lemon.

yummy lemon drops

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:21 AM (+sBB4)

105 95 I keep going back to the fact that 52% actually voted for Obama.

Far more disturbing than birfers or troofers.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 02:18 PM (AZGON)

--Like George Carlin said, when you consider how stupid the average person is, what's really scary is half the people are even dumber.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:21 AM (BP6Z1)

106 "I'm sure other people in the business have considered reasons why they're doing what they're doing, but I do think that if you're gay you have a responsibility to come out." R. Madcow Now which political persuasion is it that wants people's bedrooms to stay private?

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:23 AM (AZGON)

107

Tomato Plants, bring them in for the entire month of May this time folks, not a joke.

When the Shaggoth can't get POWER to feast on, it roams the countryside eating Tomato Plants.

Everybody knows that.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2011 10:24 AM (PF3FV)

108 @ 103, Rachel Maddow is gay?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 10:24 AM (+61wI)

109 Of course bin Laden is dead. He was assassinated in 2007. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: The Ghost of Benazir Bhutto at May 16, 2011 10:24 AM (6uiF7)

110 OT: Hot Air becomes Smokin Hot Air

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 10:25 AM (+sBB4)

111 88 IIRC, the polls for truthers was about 20%. And birthers. And other the moon landing. All this proves is that 20% of the population is retarded. Which, if you think about it, makes total sense. Somebody's has to be the left side of the bell curve. Posted by: Spade at May 16, 2011 02:16 PM (7WUru) Oddly, when you break it down by party affiliation . . .

Posted by: 35% of Democrats at May 16, 2011 10:25 AM (lT0LC)

112 When the Shaggoth can't get POWER to feast on, it roams the countryside eating Tomato Plants. Great Cthulhu demands a sacrifice. Caprese with a balsamic vinaigrette.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:26 AM (AZGON)

113

Rachel Maddow is gay?

Lipstick.

Posted by: KD Lang at May 16, 2011 10:26 AM (PF3FV)

114 108 @ 103, Rachel Maddow is gay? Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 02:24 PM (+61wI) Rachel Maddow sucks dick?! I guess he does look an awful lot like Tom Cruise.

Posted by: 35% of Democrats at May 16, 2011 10:26 AM (lT0LC)

115 Rachel Maddow is gay? Yes, he is.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:27 AM (AZGON)

116 How many journalists believe that U.S. soldiers flushed a koran down a toilet at Club Gitmo?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 16, 2011 02:02 PM (O/onO)

Since I'm sure they installed, code-approved, low flow toilets; that couldn't flush a Koran - the military should release a cost review of the GITMO plumbing fixtures everytime this comes up.

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2011 10:27 AM (WkuV6)

117

And a new entry into the moron lexicon:

Tomato plants.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2011 10:27 AM (B+qrE)

118 85
btw, Obama is gonna allow more domestic exploration just like he added 1200 border patrol on the southern border.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 02:15 PM (gM4zK)

And closed Gitmo. And ended waterboarding.

Posted by: Chellita at May 16, 2011 10:27 AM (5OEha)

119

I guess he does look an awful lot like Tom Cruise.

How dare you, Sir!

I look nothing like Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Ralph Macchio at May 16, 2011 10:28 AM (PF3FV)

120 Obama is gonna allow more domestic exploration just like he added 1200 border patrol on the southern border. -- And closed Gitmo. And ended waterboarding. And pledged to take public campaign financing. And promised never to let former lobbyists into the White House.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:29 AM (AZGON)

121 Well, Rush is sort of defending Newt today. Meh.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:30 AM (AZGON)

122 Great Cthulhu demands a sacrifice. Caprese with a balsamic vinaigrette. Some freshly ground pepper?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 10:30 AM (OW0nw)

123 110 OT: Hot Air becomes Smokin Hot Air

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 02:25 PM (+sBB4)

--Is this about Tina Korbe?

She's smokin', but who is she?

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:30 AM (BP6Z1)

124 Rachel Maddow is gay?

I'd describe it more as melon collie.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2011 10:31 AM (HBqDo)

125 Great Cthulhu demands a sacrifice. Caprese with a balsamic vinaigrette. Some freshly ground pepper? Yes please, and some grated child.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:31 AM (AZGON)

126

And closed Gitmo. And ended waterboarding.

and promised that next time it would be my turn.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at May 16, 2011 10:31 AM (PF3FV)

127 122 Great Cthulhu demands a sacrifice. Caprese with a balsamic vinaigrette.

Some freshly ground pepper?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 02:30 PM (OW0nw)

--Maybe some lemon juice?

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 10:31 AM (BP6Z1)

128

And pledged to take public campaign financing. And promised never to let former lobbyists into the White House.

And promised to be the first "post racial" president.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2011 10:32 AM (JIDys)

129 Barry is the first post turtle president.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:33 AM (AZGON)

130

And promised to be the first "post racial" president.

and promised he'd 'Plug the Hole'.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Whale Eye at May 16, 2011 10:34 AM (PF3FV)

131 And pledged to take public campaign financing. And promised never to let former lobbyists into the White House. Posted by: George Orwell

Well, to be absolutely fair, he had his staff meet former and current lobbyists across the street. So at least they're not on the visitor's log.

Posted by: Dianna at May 16, 2011 10:35 AM (qrFCz)

132

And closed Gitmo. And ended waterboarding.

and promised that next time it would be my turn.

My favorite?

Line.

By.

Line.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2011 10:35 AM (B+qrE)

133 Remember that within 24 hours of his deification in January 2009, Barry the Boy King signed at least a dozen waivers permitting former lobbyists to work in the White House, effectively gainsaying his EO that no lobbyists could work there.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 10:37 AM (AZGON)

134 Barry is the first post turtle president I smile every time I hear that phrase. Because it reminds me that Molly Ivins is dead.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Chromatic Aberrationist at May 16, 2011 10:40 AM (TATbF)

135 I have already got a dozen tomatoes off of my single plant AND before the bugs and mockingbirds got them this year!

Epic WIN.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2011 10:45 AM (M9Ie6)

136

and promised he'd 'Plug the Hole'.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Whale Eye at May 16, 2011 02:34 PM (PF3FV)

I plugged the hole! I plugged it with my doublestacked crown weave!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at May 16, 2011 10:46 AM (5OEha)

137 Rachel Maddow is gay? Just because a man has a girl's name, that doesn't make him gay.

Posted by: Brendan at May 16, 2011 10:49 AM (U6MtO)

138

School in CT has made it a requirement to speak English to graduate

Only a lot of shit from the ACLU would have made this requirement a necessity. So standby, how long until the ACLU gets this thrown out.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2011 11:02 AM (M9Ie6)

139 South Park got it right. 25% of people are retarded. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155282/911-all-over-again

Posted by: Phelps at May 16, 2011 11:12 AM (ACp4b)

140 I think it is more a matter of people having been conditioned to believe that any claim by a politician that cannot be absolutely proven must be false. Having seen all the spy movies and soap operas that always show the villain surviving for the sequel, of course the script would have Bin Laden manage to Â“come backÂ” for the next episode. Besides, it was Barak Obama who told everyone that Bin Laden was dead. That, by itself, is evidence that he is still alive.

Posted by: Sabba Hillel at May 16, 2011 11:13 AM (u3r63)

141 I'm shocked it's only 19%.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2011 12:57 PM (bxiXv)

142 Ace of spades readers: Outraged at Fareed Zakaria yet eating up Shawn Hannity, making Glenn Beck rich and buying the overpriced coins he peddles. Disgusted by gays, yet always answering liberal comments with an endless supply of homosexual sex-themed come-backs. (why so much gay??) Ace of spades readers: Calling Libya a boondoggle yet they re-elected a president that led us into the biggest military boondoggle in U.S. history. Outraged - OUTRAGED! I tell you! - Over the supposed weft-wing media (boo hoo!) yet their network of choice is the least accurate news in all U.S. media. Their viewers are the least informed consumers of news in the world outside of Iran. Support Sarah Palin and may even vote for Michelle Bachman. Ace of Spades readers made Trump a contender. Ace of Spades readers easily baited by racist conspiracy theories stating that Obama was born in Kenya, a country that didn't exist when he was born. DUH! Ace of Spades readers gobbling up Brietbart's twisted, manufactured lies, a man who couldn't tell a straight story about his trip to the bathroom. Ace of Spades readers: One screwy bunch of nutbags. When - ever - will anyone be able to take you seriously?? Enter your gay fantasy jokes below, you pathetic tards.

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:11 PM (6KaEq)

143 Billy-bob is lost, again.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 06:13 PM (GTbGH)

144 And retarded.

Posted by: Deathknyte at May 16, 2011 07:52 PM (Iil6m)

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