May 02, 2011
— Ace I think some of those captured may be a pair of Osama's wives and some of his nasty issue -- I kept reading that they'd been arrested.
The five we know about are the two brothers who were couriers and straw-owners of the property, Osama, one of filthy progeny, and one of his whore-wives, whom he cowered behind like a "Holy Warrior" as justice came a-gunnin'.
The rest? Dead? Alive? Family members? More high value targets?
Maybe some folks from Pakistan's government, chilling out with the man whose location they couldn't determine?
After bursts of fire over 40 minutes, 22 people were killed or captured. One of the dead was Osama bin Laden, done in by a double tap -- boom, boom -- to the left side of his face. His body was aboard the choppers that made the trip back. One had experienced mechanical failure and was destroyed by U.S. forces, military and White House officials tell National Journal.
It goes on to say the operation was executed by SEAL Team 6, which is a particularly cool team, in as much as its existence is denied. That's when you know you're badass, when no one will even admit you exist.
Supposedly this is a replica of a "challenge coin" passed by Black Ops troopers -- reading "I WASN'T HERE." That's not newsworthy or anything, that's just cool.
Intelligence believes that this Quivering Queen made one last of his YouTube lipsync tapes, like maybe "Friiiday" or something. That should be coming out.
Now, all of this was recorded. This future fundraising photo shows team Obama watching the SEALs' helmet-camera feeds; it's gripping enough that Joe Biden remains awake and alert.
There is no reason at all this video should not be released. Particularly if it shows this coward hiding behind his wife.
Now, I don't think that will sway the minds of many Islamists -- they seem to think women are only good for reproduction (but not pleasure-sex), slavery, and death, but who knows, maybe it would shock some of these people into taking a look at their ugly faces in the mirror.
By the way, Hamas, CAIR's favorite NGO, condemned the slaughter of this rotten pig, calling him a "holy warrior."
Holey, maybe. Ba-dum-dum. Pow-pow.
Pictures From The Scene of the Crime Mitzvah: Shabby and, now, bloody.
Oh Lovely: Arabs rioting in Jerusalem over bin Ladin's death.
I like when savages say things like "I support the indiscriminate killing of civilians!" Tells us know the proper ROE -- the targets have announced, by their own code, that they consider themselves ripe for threshing.
You want to stand with him, then we'll lay you down next to him.
Enough.
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Uh, wouldn't that be Osama?
Posted by: momma at May 02, 2011 02:11 PM (penCf)
Posted by: mallfly at May 02, 2011 02:12 PM (bJm7W)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All day people have been writing it as Obama. That's why the damn media started writing it Usama, 'cause they kept screwing up.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:13 PM (AkdC5)
Uh, wouldn't that be Osama?
Posted by: momma at May 02, 2011 06:11 PM (penCf)
ERAH...Obama...erah, Osama...errrahhhhh...whare's mah Chivahhhsss????!!!!
Posted by: Right Dead Ted at May 02, 2011 02:14 PM (MNNZX)
Posted by: mallfly at May 02, 2011 06:12 PM (bJm7W)
FIFY
Posted by: antisocialist at May 02, 2011 02:14 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Any Topic But the Huckster, Please! at May 02, 2011 02:14 PM (5Zi3w)
Posted by: Batty Old Lady at May 02, 2011 02:15 PM (4Iqlq)
Posted by: Chuckit at May 02, 2011 02:15 PM (tnlI7)
Posted by: dogfish at May 02, 2011 02:15 PM (N2yhW)
They are referring to the two cheeks of 'Chelle's jinormous behind (aka Scylla and Charybdis)
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:18 PM (Wqfrr)
I'm speechless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:18 PM (UOM48)
Will the Pakistani government have to open a consulate at Guantanamo Bay?
I suppose if you're a live Bin Laden wife, you're sobbing now..."He didn't love me enough to let me take a bullet for him..."
Posted by: JEM at May 02, 2011 02:19 PM (YUZPg)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 02:19 PM (MMC8r)
Brennan explicitly stated that Pakistan was not notified until all U.S. forces were gone. So, we know the guy live-tweeted the raid, but didn't anybody call the police?
Wouldn't calling the police about a firefight in Pakistan be like calling 911 to report someone for jaywalking?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:21 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: ParisParamus at May 02, 2011 02:21 PM (bgSjf)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All day people have been writing it as Obama. That's why the damn media started writing it Usama, 'cause they kept screwing up.
That's not funny.
Posted by: The Secret Service intern who spends all day googling suspiscious word combinations on blogs at May 02, 2011 02:21 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: Chuckit at May 02, 2011 02:21 PM (tnlI7)
Posted by: Reactionary at May 02, 2011 02:22 PM (4nbyM)
"This mission would have gone smoother if we'd had high-speed rail. Wonder if there's any left-over pudding in the cafeteria? My socks are the same color!"
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 02, 2011 02:22 PM (UOM48)
Back in '01 during the Tora Bora battle, I'd had a fantasy about seeing the helmet-cam video of US troops fighting their way through the caves and wasting the bastard.....while wearing big NYPD and NYFD patches on their gear. There's still a chance it might come true. Here's hoping.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2011 02:23 PM (7YzRS)
Remember that story last week about 'Celebrity Apprentice being the most popular show among liberals? The mass of the left doesn't think in terms of principles or philosophy or strategy (or logistics, or intelligence, or much of anything else), it's all faces and personalities and sound-bites. For them the 'War on Terror' (and I'd agree, though, that it's a bad term) was Bush v Bin Laden, as if they were on UFC or something.
Posted by: JEM at May 02, 2011 02:23 PM (YUZPg)
Supposedly this is a replica of a "challenge coin" passed by Black Ops troopers -- reading "I WASN'T HERE." That's not newsworthy or anything, that's just cool.
RACISTS!!!1111!!
Posted by: Kay in Pain at May 02, 2011 02:23 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 02, 2011 02:23 PM (GC5/b)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 02:23 PM (TMB3S)
Wouldn't calling the police about a firefight in Pakistan be like calling 911 to report someone for jaywalking?
I was thinking that too. Sounds like the guy who was tweeting had moved there for some peace and quiet (haha) but was fairly used to the noise of bombs and military action so he probably was more curious about the goings on then worried.
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Brit Hume said on Fox a few minutes ago, that some lib commentator declared today that the War on Terror is.....over.
I'm speechless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 06:18 PM (UOM4
First of all, when did it return to being called the War on Terror?
Secondly, said War won't be over until the TSA, with all its pedophiles, pron suppliers, criminals and "too-'tarded-to-get-a-job-somewhere-else" staff, are fired and its appartui of terror are dismantled. In other words: never (are we surprised?). Thus dies liberty.
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:25 PM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: angler at May 02, 2011 02:25 PM (SwjAj)
Sorry, but unless Brennan was lying through his teeth there was no massacre.
Posted by: Chuckit at May 02, 2011 02:25 PM (tnlI7)
Posted by: Your Masters - GWAR! at May 02, 2011 06:17 PM (PZUer)
GWAR rules...other bands drool!
Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 02, 2011 02:25 PM (MNNZX)
Remember that story last week about 'Celebrity Apprentice being the most popular show among liberals?
Yeah, and isn't it ironic that Barry gave his little speech during The Apprentice' time slot. Take that, Trump.
I'm sure The Donald is pissed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:26 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2011 02:26 PM (mu8GJ)
Excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 06:23 PM (TMB3S)
I'd like to know how the left compares this to prosecuting SEALs for allegedly slapping that high level terroist prisoner.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:26 PM (AkdC5)
Several Tomahawks timed to impact 10 seconds apart. Then "inform" the ISI of the strike "1 hour before impact"...BUT lie and really tell'em they got an hour only 10 minutes before impact.
Then you get a twofer when some OBL loving ISI tools come rushing up to the joint to clear everyone out.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 02, 2011 02:26 PM (KmTHh)
Posted by: Barney Fife at May 02, 2011 02:27 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Just on Fox, bin Laden didn't have a weapon. In other words he was executed.
Eric Holder's getting his briefs ready......I hope those SEALs have lawyers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2011 02:27 PM (7YzRS)
After the Indian Mutiny, the brits strapped the worst of the offenders to the front of cannons. I think we should do the same, but with shipboard rail guns. Then we can tell the Pakis, you wanted the body back, you got it. You didn't specify the degree of integration.
Posted by: pep at May 02, 2011 02:28 PM (gmlb7)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 02:28 PM (TMB3S)
We can use the death of OBL to perpetuate the delusion that we are blameless and those crazy people struck out at us for ...... no reason ... they hate our freedom (what a joke) .... or
We can grow some grey matter and admit that we started it, we provoked them and we got upset when they dared to fight back. (CIA calls in Blowback which is a fancy term for the basic human instinct of fighting back against an agressor)
I know 99% of you guys will howl, "How unpatriotic; How insensitive to the 911 families, etc" USA foreign policy has assisted Middle East dictators in repressing (killing , torturing) their people, has assisted Zionists in kicking Palestinians out of their lands.....what the hell have you been expecting...the Arabs just roll over and play dead??? Get some clues.
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 02:28 PM (SLazL)
Jane D'oh, I believe one of the NBC wankers, while waiting for the speech last night said something about the war on terror being over. Sadly, the stupid runs deep in some liberal commentators I guess?
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2011 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Gsllops, not runs. Gallops.
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:28 PM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2011 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm waiting for a libtard in-law to make that comment, and then sic D'oh Boy on 'em. He had a battle royal with his douchebag NY cousin over the GZ mosque.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 02:29 PM (utmdn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2011 06:27 PM (7YzRS)
Hey, they didn't slap him. They shot him.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:29 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Donna at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (bdE9c)
Yes. It was: "OH SHIT!"
Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:30 PM (YxGud)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 02:30 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2011 02:30 PM (IuhAq)
No primary challenge from her.
Posted by: David "Always Thinkin" Axelrod at May 02, 2011 02:30 PM (uqJo6)
I know 99% of you guys will howl, "How unpatriotic; How insensitive to the 911 families, etc" USA foreign policy has assisted Middle East dictators in repressing (killing , torturing) their people, has assisted Zionists in kicking Palestinians out of their lands.....what the hell have you been expecting...the Arabs just roll over and play dead??? Get some clues.
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
aaaannnndddd the Joo-bashers arrive. Didn't take long.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:31 PM (UOM48)
The rest? Dead? Alive? Family members? More high value targets?
I belive the term for them now is "SEAL meat."
(Does this qualify as a "fish kill"...)
Posted by: Warthog at May 02, 2011 02:31 PM (VPKlL)
But I have to ask, why the ebullient celebrations? Is the free world's resistance to Islamic Dominion no longer necessary?
Folks, this is but a battle won. A significant battle, but merely another step on the long path of protecting the free world from Moslem hegemony. The proper way to celebrate is to share tight grins and firm handshakes, reinforcing between ourselves the need to continue our vigilance.
I have no problem asserting that the tolerance and respect for individual liberty inherent in Western culture is superior to the tribalism and intolerance displayed in the still-Medieval Moslem culture of the Middle East. This is why I was so disappointed to see Americans dancing in the streets like their team just won the Super Bowl upon hearing the news of the pig Bin Laden's death. Similar scenes of Palestinians celebrating the fall of the WTC towers sickened me--why would I want to associate with that reaction?
We're better than that. We've scored enough touchdowns in the last 235 years that we should know to act like we've been in the end zone before when we achieve a battlefield victory. Save the Ickey Shuffle for V-Day.
Posted by: Brennan at May 02, 2011 02:31 PM (I8mlP)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
I don't think you're unpatriotic. I think you're a pussy.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:32 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 02:32 PM (k1rwm)
Excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 06:23 PM (TMB3S)
If this is true it pleases me very much. Is it also true his wife gave him away by screaming out " Osama! Real men are coming!"
Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:32 PM (th0op)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 06:19 PM (MMC8r)
GrassHopper your still young....... a two head shots were best.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 02:32 PM (xnaRx)
Osama bin Laden in Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick
Osama bin Laden and Jim Belushi in Exit Wounds.
Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:32 PM (YxGud)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 02:33 PM (k1rwm)
Republicans, NeoCons, and all other fear-based US citizens who frequent these kind of blogs ...
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
This from a denizen of the side that screams and tears its hair out that
civil rights are being taken away!
changes to Medicare will kill old people!
changes to SS will force old people to eat pet food!
funding restrictions for PP will deny women breast screenings!
funding cuts to school lunch programs will cause children to starve!
etc. ...
Hark, the voices of the non-fear-based US citizens ... afraid of their own shadows and the demise of their liberal, economy-killing sacred cows!
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:34 PM (Wqfrr)
That place is a shithole, kinda like my first apartment. He should have taken notes from Hussein (Saddam, not Barack) on how to live it up as a dictator. (OK, maybe either one)
Is that a water bed? Now I know where they all went after 1979.
Posted by: Max Entropy at May 02, 2011 02:34 PM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2011 02:34 PM (IuhAq)
GWAR rules
GWAR DESTROYS!
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2011 06:31 PM (PZUer)
The price of deli trays increased 38% just in the past month; Oderus hardest hit.
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 02:34 PM (utmdn)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 06:33 PM (k1rwm)
Seeing real men in action scares the shit out of the vajajay.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:35 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 02:35 PM (qIHlG)
check this jackass out...
Republicans, NeoCons, and all other fear-based US citizens who frequent these kind of blogs will just find another "enemy" to turn your sights on ... the Muslims were never enemies of ours until WE pursued THEIR oil and meddled in their politics for our selfish interests. Its time to grow up, come home and take care of ourselves and stop trying to prop up Israel, Saudi and Kuwaiti kings just because they have oil and PAC money to contribute to US politicians.
9/11 fucking happened asshole before any "war for oil" as tools like you call them happened. dumbasses like you think that somehow if we just keep telling ourselves there is no radical islamic plot to make the world bow to them everything will be ok. you know what happened asshole? 9/11 happened when we did that shit
in other words get the fuck out if you want to start cheering the enemy on jackass. in fact stop wasting your breath on this Earth dipshit
Posted by: YRM at May 02, 2011 02:35 PM (KaxDD)
Posted by: Max Entropy at May 02, 2011 02:35 PM (lH6z9)
I think the best part is the certainty that he knew that he was going to die and that it was Americans who were killing him.
That and the double-tap to his head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2011 02:35 PM (LH6ir)
Excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 06:23 PM (TMB3S)
How does the line go? "Terminate with extreme prejudice."
Posted by: ErikW at May 02, 2011 02:36 PM (GWH6z)
Shit, that's Osama, OSAMA. Call the secret service off, it was a Ted Kennedy moment.
Posted by: Max Entropy at May 02, 2011 02:36 PM (lH6z9)
Excellent.
Hey, that's my line.
Posted by: C. Montgomery Burns at May 02, 2011 02:37 PM (gmlb7)
Posted by: Max Entropy at May 02, 2011 06:35 PM (lH6z9)
uh, Osama
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:37 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 02, 2011 02:37 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Shark at May 02, 2011 02:38 PM (th0op)
There's apparently some video on you tube from some pastor mann or something that talks about some sort of plan. I can't find it but people are talking about it.
Oh and even the libs think "we" went into Afghanistan for oil for The brits and the french and the italians.
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 02:38 PM (k1rwm)
If this is true it pleases me very much. Is it also true his wife gave him away by screaming out " Osama! Real men are coming!"
I heard she said "I didn't know real men had dicks."
Go SEALS.
Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2011 02:38 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 06:38 PM (k1rwm)
Hell, wasn't it an American that found the Saudi oil?
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:39 PM (AkdC5)
I think we got tired of being falsely accused of that, so we went into Libya.
Posted by: jwb7605 at May 02, 2011 02:39 PM (Qxe/p)
Has Lindsey Graham..
SPIT!
Posted by: Beto at May 02, 2011 06:30 PM (H+LJc)
But, seriously. This jackass goes on rationalizing the placing of limitations upon the First Amendment to prevent giving these fuckheads yet another reason to riot and murder people. Nevertheless, that's exactly what's happening now that Bin Ladin was killed. I'll expect a condemnation from herhim shortly.
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 02:39 PM (utmdn)
How does the line go? "Terminate with extreme prejudice."
Posted by: ErikW at May 02, 2011 06:36 PM (GWH6z)
more like dont fuck with Navy SEALS.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 02:40 PM (xnaRx)
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 06:39 PM (utmdn)
...or an apology for his stupidity.
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 02:40 PM (utmdn)
Haha, one less Jew-hating cock for you to suck today, Walter? Life's tough.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2011 02:41 PM (nPVzS)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 02:41 PM (qIHlG)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 06:40 PM (G/MYk)
I thought it was because they see their reflection in the mirror every day.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:41 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:41 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
LOL! That the best you can do, you cock sucking muz symp? Nobody outside your circle-jerk believes any of that absurd trash. Go preach it at your mosque. The muz are always, have always been, and will always be a menace to everyone, including each other. There is no place on earth where those filth don't make things worse, and they DO NOT keep their shit to themselves. Never have, never will. They're a disease - a festering malignancy - bringing nothing but death, rape, and every other form of repugnant horror wherever they dwell. They're a plague.
And no, I don't expect them to "play dead." I expect those filthy rat fucks to BE DEAD. And eventually they'll push us to the point where no amount of limp wristed panty waists will be able to hold back our righteous wrath. I look forward to that great day.
Posted by: Reactionary at May 02, 2011 02:42 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Shark
Tastes a little gamey to me.
Posted by: Shark Deux at May 02, 2011 02:42 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 06:41 PM (UOM4
Milk doesn't feel good flying out your nose!
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:43 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 02:44 PM (SLazL)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
Mothers of River City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt.
Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old man?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in River city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool.
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Posted by: Harold at May 02, 2011 02:44 PM (EGXE5)
I looked for a dialysis machine in the house but did not see one. Pretty crappy place. I guess he used a litter box. May he smell bacon for eternity.
Just saw Olympia Snow. She has a tremor of sorts.
I am thrilled Osama is dead. I still thank President Bush. The WH photo, well, he still looks like a squirrel or a little boy. The rest there look sort of normal, including Hillary.
Will be in NYC this week (business trip for husband). Leave tomorrow, return late Friday. Have traveled by air since days after 9/11 on nearly empty planes, so can't say I am that concerned. Will go down swinging if needed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 02, 2011 02:44 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (SLazL)
That's evidently how long you've been pulling shit out your ass.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:45 PM (AkdC5)
Go weep yourself to sleep over the pics of your dead hero, you islamo-fascist apologist. Also: Fuck. Off.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 02, 2011 02:45 PM (6IReR)
more like dont fuck with Navy SEALS.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 06:40 PM (xnaRx)
That works too!
Interestingly enough, my libtard friends are awfully silent on Facebook and when they do say something, it's something snarky about how Bush couldn't get it done.
I'm thinking they don't like the turn of events.
Posted by: ErikW at May 02, 2011 02:46 PM (GWH6z)
Posted by: Shark
Tastes a little gamey to me.
Posted by: Shark Deux at May 02, 2011 06:42 PM (3TjSM)
This tastes like ass...Goat Ass!?
Posted by: Mega Shark at May 02, 2011 02:46 PM (PZUer)
Will be in NYC this week (business trip for husband). Leave tomorrow, return late Friday. Have traveled by air since days after 9/11 on nearly empty planes, so can't say I am that concerned. Will go down swinging if needed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (FnRYN)
Give us a TSA report when you can. We didn't have any enhanced screening, just dealt with general douchiness.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at May 02, 2011 02:46 PM (9/lhd)
Fox News Alert: Barack Obama announces his engagement to Geraldo Rivera legally changing his name back to Barry Soetoro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 06:41 PM (UOM4
"I felt his suck all the way inside the WH," he whispered. "Now I can be the man for once."
Posted by: faux faux news alert at May 02, 2011 02:47 PM (Wqfrr)
The five we know about are the two brothers who were couriers and straw-owners of the property, Osama, one of filthy progeny, and one of his whore-wives, whom he cowered behind like a "Holy Warrior" as justice came a-gunnin'
WHERE'S THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE!!1111!!
Posted by: Wifer at May 02, 2011 02:47 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Shark at May 02, 2011 02:47 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:28 PM (SLazL)
You should see a proctologist about that problem Walt......having your head up your ass is no way to go along in life. Nevermind the dim, drunk, and stupid part of the equation.
Posted by: Zombie Dean Wormer at May 02, 2011 02:47 PM (61BD9)
Walter, do you feel that you have to fight off the mind control attempts that spill out of your TV?
Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 06:47 PM (G/MYk)
Wally apparently gets his "news" from Jon Stewart, and Olberdouche.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 02, 2011 02:48 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: willow at May 02, 2011 02:48 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 02:48 PM (SLazL)
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:48 PM (AkdC5)
Shouldn't you be in a parallel universe where you run a semi-fascist regime from under the Statue of Liberty? Where are Peter and Livia? Oh and hows your LSD supply? Has William Bell contacted you about your time in the looney bin?
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 02, 2011 02:49 PM (LTXKt)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2011 02:49 PM (TMB3S)
Yes, he really is a piece of work. That's why I spit every time I hear or read his name.
Posted by: Bill Munney at May 02, 2011 06:41 PM (H+LJc)
If I'm still in SC in 2014, I'll do my damndest to get his ass primaried.
Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 02, 2011 02:49 PM (utmdn)
Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at May 02, 2011 06:46 PM (9/lhd)
What, they're not flaming corkscrew-shaped wieners? Color me disappointed.
Posted by: blue star at May 02, 2011 02:49 PM (Ahypk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (MMC8r)
Wally tell us, did you scream "no, no, no" when you heard the news? Or was it more along the lines of "those murderous joooooooooooooos!"?
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
The idiocy of your response indicates that you have your head up your ass. The logic is simple Shit, everything smells like shit. It's an ass your head is in. Think about it.
Posted by: Shark at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Walter
I think you're dreamy Walter. Can you escort me to the pancake breakfast tomorrow?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (3TjSM)
YRM, you are either 17 years old and know NOTHING about history, or you have been extremely brainwashed by FOX news. This conflict has been brewing for decades, son...1919 is a decent place to start (the Balfour declaration)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (SLazL)
Hey! It's the know-it-all douchenozzle from Good Will Hunting! He's for real!
Do you like apples? 'Cause your butt-buddy OBL got his! How do you like them apples?
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: willow at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (h+qn8)
@59: "Republicans, NeoCons, and all other fear-based US citizens who frequent these kind of blogs will just find another "enemy" to turn your sights on ... the Muslims were never enemies of ours until WE pursued THEIR oil and meddled in their politics for our selfish interests. Its time to grow up, come home and take care of ourselves and stop trying to prop up Israel, Saudi and Kuwaiti kings just because they have oil and PAC money to contribute to US politicians."
So, the Barbary pirates were really just protecting oil? Ok, Mr. Duranty.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 06:41 PM (UOM4
i knew there was another reson for him killing the grandkids and halfhead laden this weekend. take everyones mind off the name change.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 02:51 PM (xnaRx)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
And we will continue to hit the shit out of them until they stop. See how easy that is? Now go lie down in your basement bedroom and stare at your poster of Che on your ceiling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:52 PM (UOM48)
Interestingly enough, my libtard friends are awfully silent on Facebook and when they do say something, it's something snarky about how Bush couldn't get it done.
I'm thinking they don't like the turn of events.
ha! ha! I went there too. I wanted to see what they were saying today. Crickets! (Conservative people expressing elation and skepticism). Interesting, huh?
Gee, this Obama fellow is turning out to be kind of a disappointment for the hard left progressives. They spent so much time accusing GWB of lying and overinflating the danger of Al Qaeda and the importance of the WOT, they don't know what to do today. You can euphemize "war" down to "overseas contingency plan", but what do you call this brutal execution of a man, his family and his trusted staff? A man that you in some cases denied existed. A man that you scoffed at as GWB's "Bogey Man"? A man that was a fictional character created by the CIA and Dick Cheney?
Posted by: Wifer at May 02, 2011 02:53 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
I'll reply with the third verse of the original Star-Spangled Banner, written to commemorate the war against the Barbary Pirates:
In the conflict resistless, each toil they endured,
'Till their foes fled dismayed from the war's desolation:
And pale beamed the Crescent, its splendor obscured
By the light of the Star Spangled flag of our nation.
Where each radiant star gleamed a meteor of war,
And the turbaned heads bowed to its terrible glare,
Now, mixed with the olive, the laurel shall wave,
And form a bright wreath for the brows of the brave.
Posted by: DKCZ at May 02, 2011 02:53 PM (XRm2p)
The anger of ya'lls responses indicates you continue to think with your emotion rather than logic. The logic is simple. We hit them..they hit back. Its human nature. Think about it.
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
We'd rather hit back. 'Cause you, with your superior brain, fall for it every time ...
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 02:53 PM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 02:53 PM (MMC8r)
Hear that sound Wally? It's your world crashing down around you.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 02, 2011 02:53 PM (6IReR)
You really are a completely ignorant dumbfuck. Considering the things your dreamy Osama complained about included the loss of fucking "Andalusia" 1300 years ago, it's obvious to even the densest meathead that there is no reasoning with the death cultists. This simple fact will of course continually elude you, as you display the mental capacity of a particularly slow geranium.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2011 02:55 PM (nPVzS)
I think you're dreamy Walter. Can you escort me to the pancake breakfast tomorrow?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 02, 2011 06:51 PM (3TjSM)
I'd be flattered!
Posted by: Falter at May 02, 2011 02:55 PM (ihSHD)
anywhere muzztards gather to riot in the name of Allah, we should be fire bombing them.
this goes double for the riotous funeral processions they hold.
Wherever. They. Gather. we should bring them death.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2011 02:55 PM (PZUer)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
Thanks for the food for thought.
I'll promise to ponder it after I finish kicking in your nutsack.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2011 02:55 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 06:53 PM (MMC8r)
Moops!
Posted by: George Costanza at May 02, 2011 02:56 PM (utmdn)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (SLazL)
no asshole because I find a culture that attacks and beheads people, enslaves women, and wants govt, run by religious ideology over freedom and laws sickening, unlike you you piece of shit that wants to find fault w/ people who fly planes into buildings and use children and women as shields. go fuck yourself.
Posted by: YRM at May 02, 2011 02:56 PM (KaxDD)
Similar scenes of Palestinians celebrating the fall of the WTC towers sickened me--why would I want to associate with that reaction?
We're better than that. We've scored enough touchdowns in the last 235 years that we should know to act like we've been in the end zone before when we achieve a battlefield victory. Save the Ickey Shuffle for V-Day.
Fuck that.
The difference is that the Palestinians celebrate when one of their co-religionists kills innocent children. We celebrate when an evil, murderous fucker who declared war on us and needed killing eats a bullet. Big difference.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:56 PM (SY2Kh)
bin laden deserved no respect, at all, and that includes any prayers, at all. But, to say muslim prayers. That is just perverse.
Gee, wonder whose idea that was? *cough*Barky*cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 02:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 02, 2011 02:57 PM (LTXKt)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
The muz have not one valid complaint against the West. Not the Crusades, which they started. Not the fact that we made them rich as kings by developing the resources they can't, and from which we've taken a very modest cut. Not for liberating the Arabs from the Turks. Not the fact that the Jews paid an honest price for the bulk of "Palestine" and the rest belonged to the British, who had every right to give it to whom they chose. Given that the muz sided with the Nazis, I'd say they got off the hook pretty damn easy. And as for the business of helping them pick better leaders than they could have done for themselves, there again they have no right to do anything but thank us. No matter what the West ended up puting in place, it was better for everyone all around when they just went with it. The muz are incapable of self rule.
The muz are the trash of humanity. They have not one single redeeming value. That they are allowed to breath air and reproduce is more than they deserve.
Posted by: Reactionary at May 02, 2011 02:57 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Howard Zinn at May 02, 2011 02:58 PM (LTXKt)
Jane, I fully expect flying will be a pain, but whatever. We are flying into Newark. They screen pretty well on return lag. A month ago they thought a salami from Zabars was a bottle of water. Hubby got the full screening and they thought I was fine for some reason (it was his bag). Very nice guys overall, all things considered.
I am a wee bit more concerned about subways/trains this trip, but not that worried. You don't typically see mooslems on subways, only as taxi drivers. We had one actually let us off a few blocks from the theater to pray a few years ago. We let him as I left my bazooka at home, but we did some eye rolling and did not tip well. They are rude yaks with cabs smelling like old shrimp boats. One guy from Nigeria and I got into a heated debate one time about George Bush, and I defended Bush without blinking. Surprisingly the guy listened (he thought Clinton was the best). Now I would know better, as husband holds breath that I don't get involved (we rode a train with a bunch of union thugs in NYC and he was totally relieved I kept quiet).
No doubt, tomorrow even the local small airport will be a mess. We always have great timing. Flew out of Denver right before the jackass that started all the liquid stuff (we had two fifth of Junipero Gin...one in checked and one in carry one). I guess I would have had alcohol poisoning before 9am.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 02, 2011 02:58 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:48 PM (SLazL)
yeah that's the ticket dipshit, say fuck you to your country. i think we should call the banstick on this POS. one thing to disagree another to lie and root against your own country.
Posted by: YRM at May 02, 2011 02:59 PM (KaxDD)
Posted by: Harold at May 02, 2011 02:59 PM (EGXE5)
Posted by: Alex "Man Boobs" Jones at May 02, 2011 02:59 PM (qIHlG)
Posted by: The Reverend Jeremiah Wright at May 02, 2011 02:59 PM (uqJo6)
I see green trees, and windmills too,
Lollipops glistening, with morning dew.
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world!
I see unicorns fly
And not a Joo for miles,
Skittles from the sky,
And so many smiles.
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world...
Posted by: Wally's World at May 02, 2011 03:00 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2011 03:00 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: Walter, Head Up His Ass at May 02, 2011 03:01 PM (KaxDD)
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 06:50 PM (oVQFe)
I think he was late because they had to sober him up. He looked blitzed.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 03:01 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Walter, historial expurt and wrestling fanatic at May 02, 2011 03:02 PM (LTXKt)
Thanks for the food for thought.
I'll promise to ponder it after I finish kicking in your nutsack.
Go, TJ! Heh! It's comments like these that make me proud to be a moron. (wipes tear from eye)
Posted by: Wally's World at May 02, 2011 03:02 PM (ihSHD)
I think he was late because they had to sober him up. He looked blitzed.
Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 07:01 PM (AkdC5)
Chris Matthews was a little rough with the blowjob.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2011 03:02 PM (uR5Zf)
What are you going to do, ban everyone who hates America?
Posted by: The Democrat Party at May 02, 2011 03:03 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 06:50 PM (oVQFe)
I think he was late because they had to sober him up. He looked blitzed.
Ummm, waiting for the college kiddies to arrive for the photo op/vid in front of the WH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 03:03 PM (UOM48)
bin laden deserved no respect, at all, and that includes any prayers, at all. But, to say muslim prayers. That is just perverse.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 06:55 PM (G/MYk)
i find that hard to see that a bunch of our guys did that........ i think it went more like. ok heres our story. lets tell everyone we said muslim prayers. now yall piss on the SOB and toss his ass off our ship.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 03:04 PM (xnaRx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 03:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Havedsah at May 02, 2011 03:04 PM (pQJ1M)
Posted by: nickless at May 02, 2011 03:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bosk at May 02, 2011 03:05 PM (WCsll)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 07:04 PM (UOM4
Aw c'mon... just one more for the road....
Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2011 03:05 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: Howard Zinn at May 02, 2011 06:58 PM (LTXKt)
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at May 02, 2011 03:06 PM (utmdn)
You should really keep your pants on in a cemetery. Very unbecoming.
http://tinyurl.com/43wzn73
Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2011 03:07 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Any Topic But the Huckster, Please! at May 02, 2011 03:07 PM (5Zi3w)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (SLazL)
You need to go back about another 12 centuries. Mo was a warlord.
Posted by: Randy at May 02, 2011 03:07 PM (vI8R6)
Meh, has to be a sock. Nobody, not even college students at Berkeley, is *that* ignorant.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 03:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Walter at May 02, 2011 06:44 PM (SLazL)
1919 is indeed an interesting place to start. Perhaps it has something to do with November 1918 and the Ottoman Empire being on the wrong side of World War 1.
Posted by: Little Bobby Tables at May 02, 2011 03:10 PM (4CUQH)
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 06:50 PM (oVQFe)
If only ... he gave it at 11:33 or thereabouts.
Posted by: ya2daup at May 02, 2011 03:10 PM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 07:09 PM (bxiXv)
I'm not Walter..
Posted by: Jessi Colter at May 02, 2011 03:11 PM (uR5Zf)
i find that hard to see that a bunch of our guys did that........ i think it went more like. ok heres our story. lets tell everyone we said muslim prayers. now yall piss on the SOB and toss his ass off our ship.
Posted by: Racefan at May 02, 2011 07:04 PM (xnaRx)
Given the PC state of our military, I'd bet that there was a Muslim whatever on hand.
Probably a lot of silent "prayers" on his speedy trip to Hell.
Any Dante scholars? Which circle did he land in?
Posted by: ErikW at May 02, 2011 03:15 PM (GWH6z)
Posted by: the zombie gershwins at May 02, 2011 03:15 PM (Y1DZt)
Arabs rioting in Jerusalem over bin Ladin's death.
Here, I got some candy for you. Sugared goat testicles, your favorite. Dig in folks, there's enough for everyone.
And now is the time on Sprockets - when we dance!
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 02, 2011 03:20 PM (w41GQ)
Any Dante scholars? Which circle did he land in?
Posted by: ErikWDante had an unpublished 10th Circle. It was called the Celine Dion Circle.
Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2011 03:20 PM (3TjSM)
Supposedly this is a replica of a "challenge coin" passed by Black Ops troopers -- reading "I WASN'T HERE." That's not newsworthy or anything, that's just cool.
It wasn't me.
Posted by: those guys who don't exist at May 02, 2011 03:20 PM (6zFxS)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 02, 2011 03:29 PM (9eDbm)
I believe the one further back is Eva Longoria. Don't know the closer one.
Posted by: pep at May 02, 2011 03:32 PM (gmlb7)
He was sitting there at the White House Correspondents Dinner listening to Seth Meyers joke about Bin Ladin being on C-Span, and he so clearly knows that Bin Laden’s about to be killed right then and he’s having a little party in his head about it. Looking straight into the camera like “Oh that guy? I’m having him killed as we speak. Let us have more jokes about my birth certificate!”
Posted by: Tony at May 02, 2011 03:50 PM (uwRgW)
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2011 03:53 PM (7P7Ij)
Posted by: Marie at May 02, 2011 03:53 PM (W7Seu)
Hey, I saw you on TV! You're made of wood and you sit on Jeff Dunham's leg with his hand up your ass!
Posted by: Name recognition at May 02, 2011 03:57 PM (5axVp)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 04:06 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2011 04:06 PM (UnhxL)
Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at May 02, 2011 04:31 PM (XCCTv)
I don't know, but think about this, if this were the Clinton White House, she probably wouldn't be wearing underwear.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 02, 2011 04:37 PM (o8UCz)
Posted by: Donna V. at May 02, 2011 05:45 PM (duwIQ)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 02, 2011 06:39 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 02, 2011 06:40 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 02, 2011 06:43 PM (mHQ7T)
that they consider themselves ripe for threshing.
Aahhh! after reading the Posleen novels the T word is creepy.
Meanwhile we're not even to that level of serious yet, let alone ready to fire the D5s.
Posted by: Dave at May 02, 2011 08:47 PM (mQqdV)
Posted by: Michael at May 03, 2011 07:28 AM (FC2+c)
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