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July 18, 2011

Um, Rebecca Black Releases New "Song" Or Something
— Ace

Prediction: This is the last time you'll hear it.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's no Friday.

Via Joe Brooks.

Posted by: Ace at 12:44 PM | Comments (84)
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1 That's Rebecca Not-White, you raaaaacist!

Posted by: No Whining at July 18, 2011 12:46 PM (UzjcV)

2 2st?

Posted by: MouNTaiNMoNKey at July 18, 2011 12:46 PM (KPeDh)

3 Who?

Posted by: toby928™ at July 18, 2011 12:46 PM (GTbGH)

4 Ace, you know that someone might accidentally click on that, don't you? Can't that be considered reckless endangerment?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 18, 2011 12:47 PM (8y9MW)

5
is this a remake of the epic Call On Me vid?

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:47 PM (G/zuv)

6 I smell a new meme

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 18, 2011 12:49 PM (ijjAe)

7 She really is her own biggest fan, isn't she?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2011 12:49 PM (UOM48)

8 The deep profundity of the first two lines of the lyrics were quite enough, thank you.

Posted by: No Whining at July 18, 2011 12:49 PM (UzjcV)

9
she looka little like Winnie from The Wonder Years

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:50 PM (G/zuv)

10 The whole 'Friday' thing was an orchestrated plan to get her name established.

From here, she cashes in with some more vapid teeny-bopper stuff and in ten-years or so shows her boobies in some skin mag in a 'comeback.'

Posted by: nickless at July 18, 2011 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

11 Saved by autotune?

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2011 12:52 PM (M9Ie6)

12 No.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 18, 2011 12:53 PM (pLTLS)

13 It's a nice background sound for a commercial, I guess. But her writer is truly the haiku artist of songwriters. Use some more words!

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2011 12:53 PM (FcR7P)

14 Hey, she's not black.

Posted by: Cicero at July 18, 2011 12:53 PM (QKKT0)

15 With software possessing rudimentary "enhance and zoomify" capabilities, one could dive into that video monitor again and again. The curse of recursion, as it were.
(Or is it "enhancification and zoomify"? I can never keep straight the terms used for today's technological marvels.)

Posted by: No Whining at July 18, 2011 12:55 PM (UzjcV)

16
wow it's like she's talking directly to all her h8ters

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:55 PM (G/zuv)

17
3 times today I posted my shit in the wrong thread

3 times - that's gotta be like a record

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:56 PM (G/zuv)

18 Cannot. Listen. To. Auto. Tune. Any. More. It's. As. Annoying. As. Putting. A. Period. After. Every. Word.

Posted by: booger at July 18, 2011 12:57 PM (9RFH1)

3 times today I posted my shit in the wrong thread

3 times - that's gotta be like a record

Congratulations. You're qualified to have an important post in the federal government.

Posted by: Cicero at July 18, 2011 12:58 PM (QKKT0)

20
Elizabeth Smart is gonna be on tv.

For CNN, I think? She's gonna be the official tv expert for abducted children.

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:58 PM (G/zuv)

21 Turning on Fox News to see if they have the same shitty panel with Beckel this week.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2011 12:58 PM (M9Ie6)

Congratulations. You're qualified to have an important post in the federal government despicable.

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 12:58 PM (G/zuv)

Rebecca Black Shows Us She's Not Such a Good Girl!!!!!

Oh wait, that isn't scheduled for at least two years.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2011 12:58 PM (7DB+a)

24
Less Rebecca Black.
More Turbonegro.

http://tinyurl.com/6z2a7o

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2011 12:59 PM (QMtmy)

25 Elizabeth Smart is gonna be on tv.

That's ABC's way of paying her for the one hour special

Posted by: cherry π at July 18, 2011 01:00 PM (OhYCU)

26
is it ABC? Oh.

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 01:00 PM (G/zuv)

The story in the last thread about the incuriously quiet Pravda apparachik reminda me:

Gunrunner is bigger than Watergate. Nobody died in Watergate.

The biggest story of this young century, and nobody wants to find out.

Posted by: Truman North at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (K2wpv)

28 Congratulations. You're qualified to have an important post in the federal government.

Or a cob-logger.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (GTbGH)

29 She's 16 so I'll give her a pass on crappy music ,
so whats the Black eyed peas excuse ?

Posted by: AmericanDawg at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (PyXW4)

30 Same panel as last week. That show is dead-dead-dead.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (M9Ie6)

31 meh it doesn't seem any worse than any of the other top 40 hits out there

Posted by: chemjeff at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (czcue)

32 Not as bad as "Drive Angry"

Posted by: Bob Saget at July 18, 2011 01:01 PM (F/4zf)

33 Weak. Play some Tay Zonday up in this motherfucker! Chocolate Rain, bitch! *raises roof*

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 18, 2011 01:02 PM (2tTzd)

34
speaking of videos...

how bout a remake of Robert Palmer's Irresistible?

It will be about Obama and we'll call it Simply Impeccable.

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 01:02 PM (G/zuv)

35 Over/under on how long The Five lasts on Fox?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2011 01:03 PM (UOM48)

36 She needs to do a remake of Bobby Goldsboro's 'Honey.'

Posted by: nickless at July 18, 2011 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

37 We've reached a moment with the generation of the 0-0-12 soccer team where we can no longer tell good from bad. Everything is relative... so how dare you tell someone who has no talent that they have no talent! Thanks leftist education system.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 18, 2011 01:04 PM (IB/+V)

38 My brain just can't send the impulses necessary to make me click on the vid. Just can't.

Posted by: joncelli at July 18, 2011 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

39 Found this a couple of weeks ago, but here is a guy doing a a great impression of Meat Loaf interpreting "Friday". All it needs is a little more of Jim Steinman's production values and a big voiced female singer like Carla DeVito or Patti Russo to be included on "Bat Out of Hell IV" (if there was to be such an album): http://tinyurl.com/4jyal2j

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 18, 2011 01:04 PM (OL4L4)

What is the friggin big deal about Lady Gaga?

The music industry stared into the void......and Lady Gaga stared back at them.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2011 01:05 PM (7DB+a)

41
did you know that rainy day people always seem to know when you're feeling blue?

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 01:05 PM (G/zuv)

42 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2011 05:03 PM (OWjjx)

Didn't you know? She's all "edgy" and crap because she dresses like a circus freak on a bad trip. That must mean she's awesome.

Or somethin'.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 18, 2011 01:06 PM (8y9MW)

43 This is better than friday. Actually, it's not bad at all. Fuck you ace.

Posted by: Johnny at July 18, 2011 01:06 PM (FYwGn)

44 The Five should be renamed The Suck

Posted by: cherry π at July 18, 2011 01:06 PM (OhYCU)

45 Run Fox Babes on a trampoline at 5pm

Posted by: cherry π at July 18, 2011 01:07 PM (OhYCU)

46 Booger,

I saw your image in a commercial recently, but don't remember which one?

A booger? Probably a cold medicine commercial.

Posted by: booger at July 18, 2011 01:07 PM (9RFH1)

47

Johnny, why don't you have a seat right here?

Posted by: Chris Hansen at July 18, 2011 01:08 PM (G/zuv)

48 Answer: Nothing really.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2011 05:08 PM (OWjjx)

Well, sure, if you just want the Cliff's Notes version.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 18, 2011 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

49 56
did you know that rainy day people always seem to know when you're feeling blue?

Posted by: soothie at July 18, 2011 05:05 PM (G/zuv)

I'd heard that. Also, snowy day people know when you're freezing your balls off. But you can't really put that in a song.

Posted by: joncelli at July 18, 2011 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

50 She must be black licorice then because she's not at all appealing to me.

Every time I see Fergie, she looks like a different person, the Dr Pepper Cherry person was pretty hot.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 18, 2011 01:09 PM (GTbGH)

51 Re: The Five I don't think it will last beyond the Summer. Beckel was a guest on "Red Eye" last Friday. It was his first appearance and he was hysterically funny, keeping it mostly off politics and on his "colorful" past. Gutfeld lost control of the program several times, and I've never seen the rest of the panel bust up so often, nor hear the crew laugh so much off screen. Keep Beckel off politics, and he's a damn amusing guy!

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 18, 2011 01:10 PM (OL4L4)

52 @ 58 (Johnny )
You must of made it to the end of the video ...
John McCain is in awe of your endurance ........

Posted by: AmericanDawg at July 18, 2011 01:10 PM (PyXW4)

53

lady caca

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2011 01:11 PM (QMtmy)

54 @70 I did. Twice. On my third go as we speak.

Posted by: Johnny at July 18, 2011 01:13 PM (FYwGn)

What is the friggin big deal about Lady Gaga?

Paraphrasing Benjamin Graham: The market is never wrong, but it does go crazy every once in a while.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 18, 2011 01:14 PM (DXbG2)

56 Isn't she the chick that sings for the Seven-Eleven Band in the commercial?

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2011 01:14 PM (rIvOi)

57
Paraphrasing Benjamin Graham: ...

The Thing?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2011 01:16 PM (G/zuv)

58 Two Raccoons fighting over chicken bones in my trash can make better melodic tones than this ....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at July 18, 2011 01:16 PM (PyXW4)

59 She must be black licorice then because she's not at all appealing to me. Maybe it's because after your gaze travels up what is a pretty decent body, it smashes into Matt Damon's face. And now I challenge you to unsee that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 18, 2011 01:17 PM (lbo6/)

60 When this is posted it should have an obligatory link to Weird Al's scientific explanation of Auto-Tune.

http://tinyurl.com/6aye7d6

Posted by: Arcadehero at July 18, 2011 01:18 PM (mmHDH)

61 Fergie looks like she is a recovered crack addict who remembered to do her aerobic exercises in between smoking sessions. Not to be catty or anything.

Posted by: joncelli at July 18, 2011 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

62 Strange. Most of the "popular" band names and singers that I hear nowdays, I've never heard of before. Am I getting old?

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2011 01:19 PM (rIvOi)

Am I getting old?

No. The "talent" aspect of contemporary music has been cleverely phased out by the record industry.

There's nothing to hear. Just watch VH-1 for about an hour.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2011 01:24 PM (7DB+a)

64 She must be black licorice then because she's not at all appealing to me.

You don't like girls that piss their pants on stage? What's wrong with you?

She's trannylicious.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 18, 2011 01:24 PM (pLTLS)

65 'My Moment', The Official Song Of The U.S. Women's Soccer Team.

Posted by: Doh! at July 18, 2011 01:25 PM (SJerN)

Prediction: This is the last time you'll hear it.

And that was once too many for me, Sparky.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at July 18, 2011 01:28 PM (zxrQh)

67 Prediction failed : never <> last

Posted by: Chuckit at July 18, 2011 01:30 PM (3Mpzf)

68 I'm listening to Tom Jones sing Green, Green Grass of Home on my ipod. I refuse to sully it with this trash.

Posted by: mpfs at July 18, 2011 01:32 PM (iYbLN)

Winning The Future! NOT.

Posted by: WTF at July 18, 2011 01:35 PM (ZaNql)

70 I hate fake eyelashes.

Posted by: davo at July 18, 2011 01:37 PM (q8Yz9)

71 Posted by: mpfs at July 18, 2011 05:32 PM (iYbLN)

That song has been covered by just about everybody but the original hit was from Porter Wagoner in 1965. And yes, I have it on a CD.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2011 01:39 PM (M9Ie6)

72 You guys are watching The Five? I stopped last Thursday.

If they're not going to muzzle Bob "It's All About Me" Beckel, fuck 'em.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 18, 2011 01:43 PM (WmtLz)

73 Now you know how your parents felt when you played your Led Zeppelin records too loud.

Posted by: nate at July 18, 2011 01:45 PM (4nxhP)

74 Beckel was a guest on "Red Eye" last Friday. It was his first appearance and he was hysterically funny, keeping it mostly off politics and on his "colorful" past.

That's the whole problem with Beckel. He always turns any conversation away from the issue. Usually to himself... to the other person, to some other thing. I'm sick of it.

Seems like if you went into this already sick of Beckel, it only got worse for you. For others who weren't already sick of Beckel, it seemed funny.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 18, 2011 01:46 PM (WmtLz)

75 15 seconds and I'm out.

Posted by: sTevo at July 18, 2011 01:48 PM (VMcEw)

76 We should suggest that Barry retain her for campaign songs.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 18, 2011 01:49 PM (jx2j9)

77 Never heard of her.

Posted by: Everyone in the Universe Except for Charlie Gibson at July 18, 2011 02:21 PM (wMsKw)

78 OK so in this video there's a chick holding a Les Paul and some douchey looking guy with a Fender bass (though the entire backing track seems to have been produced by a Casio keyboard). What, they couldn't afford a fake drummer too?

Posted by: meekrob at July 18, 2011 02:24 PM (/0HuL)

79 Seems like if you went into this already sick of Beckel, it only got worse for you. For others who weren't already sick of Beckel, it seemed funny. I am sick of the Beckel who is on Hannity, but I really enjoyed "Red Eye" Bob. It's pretty much the same reaction I have towards Marc Lamont Hill. When he's arguing with O'Reilly, I can't stand the guy, and he's just so wrong about so many things, yet I look forward to his appearances on "Red Eye", where he's a different, and very amusing guy.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 18, 2011 02:25 PM (OL4L4)

80 I think the moment might have passed.

Posted by: Jellytoast at July 18, 2011 03:02 PM (wQVez)

81 I'm surprised Ace hasn't called the girl out for threatening Obama's life yet.

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Posted by: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Audiobook at July 18, 2011 05:26 PM (ZDGM2)

83 Seems like if you went into this already sick of Beckel, it only got worse for you. For others who weren't already sick of Beckel, it seemed funny.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 18, 2011 05:46 PM (WmtLz)

Heh. I can't stand the guy, but he had a couple funny bits. After that, it was annoying as hell.

It was fun to watch him pout and sputter - and finally lose his train of thought and shut up.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at July 18, 2011 05:58 PM (afWhQ)

84 'Socks' Berger was bigger than Watergate.

Posted by: Low threshold for hyperbole guy at July 20, 2011 07:02 AM (FJDXI)

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