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April 25, 2011

Uncle Delivers Smackdown to Facebook "Thug" Nephew. [dri]
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The video below the jump shows an uncle laying down the law to his nephew who fancied himself a hard core gangsta thug on Facebook. The uncle obviously did not take kindly to his nephew's boasting and made him fess up to lying about his street cred with the aid of a leather belt. If only more adults would take control of their children they might be less inclined to beat up on transsexuals in McDonalds restaurants. After the beat down the uncle issues the line "now put that on your f**king (facebook) wall". Classic.... NSFW due to language. H/t Demitria from DC

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1 My mom used to whoop my ass like that when I screwed up...that was 45 years ago...

When she was really pissed, she used the buckle end of the belt...it was always in the laundry room where my brother I an took our "schooling"

Mom and I had a great Easter breakfast today...she came over to my place, and I cooked...Eggs Benedict with roasted tomato and mushrooms...Fresh OJ...sliced fruit

Thank god for mom and that belt

Carson

Posted by: Carson Wales at April 25, 2011 12:09 AM (KgVp6)

2 Gotta say, if some dude were to come after me with a belt and pants at half mast I'd be running.

Posted by: Holdfast at April 25, 2011 12:26 AM (uUfiQ)

Somebody buy that Uncle a beer. He just may have kept his nephew from becoming one of those silly negroes that are terrorizing the Black community, and he just may be sitting in audience during nephew's commencment.

Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at April 25, 2011 12:49 AM (QdRRH)

4 Brute. Surely a "time out" would have been more effective.

Posted by: Concerned Liberal Raising Sensitive Children at April 25, 2011 01:13 AM (Kvddg)

5 Thank you Uncle. Not that you ran a belt across this youngsters hide but because you did not flinch when he needed it. The kid "needed" his uncle and the elder more wiser man did not let him down.

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Posted by: Newton Hanegan at April 25, 2011 02:06 AM (6mb1c)

Sometimes a kid needs

A subtle course correction.

Well done Uncle Belt.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at April 25, 2011 02:11 AM (jYjQj)

9 Iranian ship loaded with poison gas canisters seized in the Sinai.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 25, 2011 02:11 AM (qIHlG)

10 I was 35, Mom asked me if I ever felt abused as a kid and I told her that I never got a spanking that I didn't deserve. "better a spanking from me than a lecture from your dad?" "to this day."

Posted by: GrogNerd at April 25, 2011 02:28 AM (tJxhQ)

11 That uncle may have just saved that kid's life. The world needs more like him. But watch our stupid society go after him for child abuse or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Zilla at April 25, 2011 02:39 AM (T8pPt)

i miss the good old days when you could beat sense into a kid and not worry about prison.

Posted by: talibill at April 25, 2011 02:43 AM (fkiq4)

13 That uncle was a man! He 's not an uncle, he's a father! Good for him! Now, the government would charge this father for abuse for correcting his son! The man inflicted pain on his son's hide with a belt. Pain that will last a few minutes to a few hours.. but it can spare the kid from a lifetime of pain. If only life gave us spankings for our stupidity we would be so lucky. This uncle possibly saved this kid's life. Prison, drugs, crime, depression, bancruptsy, financial problems, divorce.. all of those things hurt so much more than a spanking.

Posted by: Jellytoast at April 25, 2011 02:47 AM (eIpSi)

14 Heh. Righteous.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2011 02:55 AM (7mSYS)

15 Two thumbs up to the uncle. I hope he had Mom's permission/agreement though.

Kids these days KNOW that they can call Child Protective Services and bring down a shitstorm on their parents. They discuss it amongst themselves at school.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2011 03:21 AM (ENKCw)

If this happened roughly 10 million times more often each year, this country would be a LOT better off. Kudos to this man.

I think back to what Bill Cosby said. Spank your child every day. Even if you don't know what he did, he does.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 25, 2011 03:25 AM (xUM1Q)

17 I just woke up and scanned headline and assumed story was about fellow moron Unclefacts. I watched video and thought maybe not. heh

Posted by: political correctness czar at April 25, 2011 03:44 AM (kbFH0)

18 That man acted stupidly. I want to reach out to that boy and include him in my facebook team.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at April 25, 2011 04:05 AM (kCT7A)

19 Tough love. Try it sometime. It works.

Posted by: Gault Falcon at April 25, 2011 04:12 AM (N70eY)

20 I used to hear those dread words at least once a week: "Wait until your father gets home." I would spend the rest of the time until he got home with jelly legs. Off would come the belt and the chase would commence. I hated his skinny black belt, it hurt like hell. I could handle the wider brown belt, but the skinny black one was like getting hit with a cattle prod. I still buy him brown everything to this day and think he is the finest man I have ever known.

Posted by: DaveyNC at April 25, 2011 04:16 AM (uS/wA)

21 Pants are down to his knees, but he 'doesn't come from that shit'? Huh?

Posted by: pandelume at April 25, 2011 04:24 AM (ftWk/)

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with yo' pants on the ground!

Posted by: The Guy Who Sings the "Pants on the Ground" Song at April 25, 2011 04:33 AM (DrWcr)

23 Pants are down to his knees, but he 'doesn't come from that shit'? Huh?

Hard to keep your pants up when you're using your belt for other purposes.

You go, man.

Posted by: RightWingProf at April 25, 2011 04:35 AM (UOcNk)

24 Pants are down to his knees, but he 'doesn't come from that shit'? Huh? I think the point was made to the nephew.. I'll give the guy a pass for that. The humiliation the nephew had is priceless.

Posted by: Dave C at April 25, 2011 04:44 AM (8nyvw)

25 People don't beat their kids enough any more.

I used to warn my kids "If you're going to call DPS because of an ass-whuppin', don't bother. Call the police to report a homicide. Yours."

Posted by: butchil.com at April 25, 2011 04:46 AM (uPUfN)

26 [over the top]

Posted by: Jesse Jackson King, Ph. D. at April 25, 2011 04:54 AM (0w8gX)

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with yo' pants on the ground!

Posted by: The Guy Who Sings the "Pants on the Ground" Song at April 25, 2011 08:33 AM (DrWcr)

Hey. My kids and I sing that song all the time because they don't make girls pants with any material from the crotch to the belly button anymore.

They are all hipster jeans and she is 3!

She has to wear her brother's jeans just so she doesn't show her ass everytime she bends over. Ugh.

Posted by: momma at April 25, 2011 04:58 AM (penCf)

28 I got nuthin.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson King, Ph. D. at April 25, 2011 05:00 AM (0w8gX)

29 My farts? Not bad, really.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson King, Ph. D. at April 25, 2011 05:00 AM (0w8gX)

30 Child Protective Sevices called in 3..2..1

or

The kid receives a call from the Obama Admin. saying they say the 'bullying by his uncle' on the net and they are here to help (use him as a political prop to garner votes)

Posted by: momma at April 25, 2011 05:00 AM (penCf)

31
That man reminds me of my Dad. He operated on the principle of "love them when they're good, beat them when they're bad". And thank God he was ALWAYS my father, not my friend.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2011 05:01 AM (ud5dN)

Parenting tip #241

To demonstrate the sincerity of your discipline, tell your child something like "I will take away your X-box for a month", "I will take away the car keys for a week", or, as detailed in the video above, "I will fuck your muthafuckin' ass".

Posted by: JDW at April 25, 2011 05:06 AM (uw+0A)

When I was young I got the belt and learned several lessons the hard way. I don't know what I expected as a parent but it definately wasn't what I got. I was blessed with 3 good children. Never once did I ever have to raise a hand to them. All 3 were active socially and in sports and went on to get good college educations. I would have corrected them if they needed it but all 3 were so eager to please that we simply never had any problems distinguishing right from wrong.

Two words:

Parochial School

Best money I *EVER* spent.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 25, 2011 05:12 AM (qplr8)

34 Love love love it! Uncle may just have saved his life! When the kid grows up I will bet anything there will be a sincere and thoughtful thank you to the wise and loving uncle

Posted by: Kawfy at April 25, 2011 05:17 AM (tfifJ)

35 I dunno, coming from a guy with the whole "prison bitch" fashion choice thing going on....seems a little hypocritical to me.

But, I do love to see mouthy teenagers getting their asses beat.

It's a wash.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 25, 2011 05:17 AM (LFiVW)

36 When you're using the belt to teach a lesson, I don't mind that his pants are dropping.....I'd give him a pass on that

Posted by: Kawfy at April 25, 2011 05:23 AM (tfifJ)

37 My parents used those dang orange hot wheels tracks and the paddle that had the rubber ball and string.....two toys that struck fear in us,,,,never looked at the sears Christmas catalog the same way as other kids in the neighborhood,

Posted by: Kawfy at April 25, 2011 05:27 AM (tfifJ)

38 Rather a belt to the ass than a bullet to the body, which seems to me the way that kid could have been headed.

Posted by: HH at April 25, 2011 05:28 AM (6oDXl)

39 When you're using the belt to teach a lesson, I don't mind that his pants are dropping.....I'd give him a pass on that

Yeah, ok. I hadn't considered that he was using his own belt and that's why the pants were dropping.

My dad had a paddle that hung on the wall in the Laundry Room. It had "Board of Education" written on it. I was the youngest of 5 kids and an observant child, so I didn't get paddled with it often.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 25, 2011 05:39 AM (LFiVW)

40 My response if my kids ever threatened to call CPS:
"Go ahead. They'll just find someone who'll beat you harder than I do."

Posted by: TheLastDJ at April 25, 2011 05:42 AM (ofeYG)

41 My response if my kids ever threatened to call CPS:
"Go ahead. They'll just find someone who'll beat you harder than I do."

Posted by: TheLastDJ at April 25, 2011 09:42 AM (ofeYG)

I had a friend whose son threaten to call one time. She said, 'Here, let me dial.'

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2011 05:43 AM (VuLos)

42 Ummm, racist on the loose in comments 30, 32 and 33.

Posted by: Kensington at April 25, 2011 05:54 AM (mEyVv)

43 My Dad AKA "You-don't-work-you-don't-eat" used his belt a time or two. Then! He'd sit down have a nice dinner and sleep very peacefully that night. Ack! But the greatest part about the spankings he administered is now that I'm grown...I call him and tell him he did alright at that parenting thing. Made that call more and more during my son's teenage years.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 25, 2011 06:32 AM (DM6DH)

44 I'm taking bets on whether that uncle ends up arrested and prosecuted for schooling his nephew

Posted by: Jones at April 25, 2011 06:53 AM (cUNcx)

45 My step-brother and I had identical opportunities.

My dad used to tan my butt with a belt or a switch when I needed it. My step-brother was protected by his mother, and was never disciplined when he got out of line. As kids, my step-brother and I shared a room.
The police would come by to arrest him for selling drugs, possession, burglary or the like. On one of those nights after the police took my step-brother away, Dad told me that if I ever got involved in any of that stuff, he would break my fucking arm.

That was 35 years ago. My dad is gone now. To this day, I've never taken an illegal drug or committed a crime. I was able to become a Doctor and have had my own small business for 20 years. My step-brother has spent most of his life strung out and homeless, in prison or on probation or parole.

I thank God that my Dad loved me and whipped my butt when I deserved it. Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at April 25, 2011 06:55 AM (yPTcS)

46 It's called "being raised right". Quality knows no race, creed or color. Good people want good for the people they care about. That video was not an exercise in violence. It was an exercise in humiliation. One problem with our modern culture is that we have removed shame as a disciplinary component.

Posted by: BigDaddy1964 at April 25, 2011 07:10 AM (pOcKt)

47 Good for the uncle! He is a man that has most likely seen the pain and suffering inflicted by gangs on their own neighborhoods. An early death is the inevitable outcome. If it were up to me, the uncle would be recognized for excellence in parenting.

As for the assholes in CPS, concentrate on the real abusers and stop believing that all corporal punishment is evil.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at April 25, 2011 07:30 AM (FAyWo)

48 You know where I stand on this.

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 25, 2011 07:34 AM (Ew27I)

49 It no passy smell test.

Ok, how many webcams can pan around the room following the action?

This reminds me of the bad TV episodes where they're watching something on a security camera that has the ability to follow somebody from room to room.

Maybe the nephew had a friend laying on the desk with a camera?

Or, do I need to get me a new webcam?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 25, 2011 07:44 AM (p+mzQ)

My Grandmother used to make me go out and cut the switch, then spank me like that. God bless her. When I was older she used to say "You know I love you because I care enough to spank you."

I miss her.

Posted by: Steve #2 at April 25, 2011 07:45 AM (/7Sor)

51 BTW, see if we want to sanitize comment #5... it's on the line, as well...

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 25, 2011 07:47 AM (WRtsc)

52 Nothing like laying down the law on the wretched little snot is there?

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 25, 2011 07:55 AM (vA9ld)

53 Hell yes. My parents never did anything like this, but I got spanked a few times when I'd done something really, really stupid--which to be fair, I did quite a bit. (Playing with matches, for example.) At any rate, discipline was in effect, and it worked.

After spending four years in college surrounded by irresponsible dickweeds raised in the entitlement culture, I couldn't thank mom and dad enough. Go, Uncle Belt!

Posted by: Rosa E. at April 25, 2011 07:58 AM (SqiyY)

54 My Dad was also well versed in psy-ops .
Right before dinner he'd tell me to expect a well deserved ass whippin' as soon as he finished eating .

Talk about losing ones appetite . What little food I could choke down tasted like oak sawdust .
He's been gone for 20 yrs. now and not a day goes by I don't think of him .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 25, 2011 08:33 AM (YCW1b)

55 The whole country would be a better place if more people had a good beatdown. It gives you a bit of perspective. My wifes younger brother is 26 and is a loser and still lives at home. I tell her that he has never had his ass kicked and that is what he needs, a good beatdown to give him some perspective. If you have never had your ass kicked you lack a basic life experience.

Posted by: Jackhole at April 25, 2011 08:42 AM (+qHxi)

56 Facebook that!

Posted by: Dangerous Dave at April 25, 2011 09:06 AM (IoIvy)

57 Um... did you notice that the uncle wears the top of his pants below his ass? Maybe the "facebook thuggin" is all true and the uncle is trying to retract the confession before his nephew gets busted.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 25, 2011 09:46 AM (kTTUz)

58 That Uncle is proud of his family and isn't going to let the nephew trash the family name. Good man. The kid will turn out better for it.

Posted by: TomJW at April 25, 2011 11:23 AM (Li2G9)

59 If only Barak OBamao had a father in his life to beat his ass when he was younger....just think how much better off the country would be now....

Posted by: Jeremiah God Damn America Wright at April 25, 2011 03:52 PM (rVYV5)

60 The best part was "Now go put that on your fuckin wall"

Posted by: TexBob at April 26, 2011 05:16 AM (7cXE7)

Breaking news...!

Uncle is now doing 10 to 20 hard time for child abuse.

Nephew was last seen cashing in uncle's bank accounts just after ordering a new Mercedes 600. Of course he's got a Power of Attorney signed while the uncle was in jail.

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