1 a prostitute

2 just like the Naked News

3 Oh, I guess there is an angle: See, no one had to pay $60,000 a year to see this. Nor did I have to put on a professor's cap and "instruct" anyone on how to watch a cute girl strip to her underpants.

Nor is it subsidized by taxpayers (AFAIK).

4 See it's the News. the NY Post is way above this type of Journalism.

5 I'd hit that Sigmund Freud hitting a bottle of cocaine solution.

6 Looks like Lisa Loeb's cousin.

She talks about repression, yet wears granny gitch.  I wonder what issues she has?

7

>>> Cute is a license all its own.

 

"You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits. ...

- Charlie Wilson

8

a 24-year-old psychology buff, conducts online therapy sessions

A "psychology buff."  I guess her patients are lucky she doesn't consider herself a "cardiology buff."

9 Who knew Scores has been curing people for years.

10 Does anyone remember "R Donuts" in Ft Lauderdale, FL? It's long since closed.

11 How much is therapy ?

12

"that we really do not have to issue academic credits for this"

 

That would mean no teachers pension or healthcare was involved. Are you insane??

13 I got a Harmonica degree from Juliard

14 I'm guess she is a high end psychologist. I doubt she's using this technique on inner city children who have behavioral issues

15 Is fellatio therapy extra, or included in the hourly price?

16 I for one can't wait until psychology goes by the wayside. It's almost entirely a  pseudo science

17 This kind of therapy is a lot cheaper in Bangkok.

18 13 How much is therapy ?

$150 per session (initially).

Guess its a better way to spend 150 and feel better about it afterwords than going to the local strip-club.  And there is less chance of catching STDs.

19 I think Conservatives should get behind this new direction in Therapy.

Further, I feel it would help me embrace the important conservative messages of Ann Coulter, Mary Katherine Ham, Sarah Palin and Michelle Malkin if they would read their blog posts on You Tube in their undies.

Seriously... I'm ready to believe!

20 I'd hit it, but she'd have to keep the glasses on. 

21 Is fellatio therapy extra, or included in the hourly price? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 03, 2011 02:17 PM (hiFDo) I guess you didn't catch the part about her husband being a knife salesman?

22 18 Is fellatio therapy extra, or included in the hourly price?   I'm guessing, given the hardware, that only the therapist gets a happy ending.

23

>>> I'd hit that Sigmund Freud hitting a bottle of cocaine solution.

Of course you would tiger - that's why I went to the webcam.

That and the drool all over the couch. (yes that is wide open for the moron heard to take to the next level)

24 So this is higher education now? This doesn't even qualify as phoning it in. More like "tossing it."

25

In more important news, it looks like the WI Senate is holding the fleebagers in contempt.

I think its time for them to break the bill up into pieces and pass it anyway. I thought they should avoid that at all costs, but it looks like they don't really have any other option.

26 17 I'm guess she is a high end psychologist. I doubt she's using this technique on inner city children who have behavioral issues.

If she's smart, she won't hang her entire practice on this one method.  Although now that word has gotten out, if she was treating inner city children, she might find her client list a bit depleted now. 

27

This kind of therapy is a lot cheaper in Bangkok.

You have to be careful there. You don't want to do too much Self Help Therapy or you'll end up like David Carridine.

28 I watched CDR M's link, and I thought it was funny that the guy in the video had his arms and legs crossed the whole time.  He didn't look comfortable at all. 

29

>>> But you can buy them, now - as most of the women in his movie showed.  Poor Charlie Wilson was born a decade, or two, too early.

Charlie was old school - even if he would have been around today I don't think he would have gone for the silicone.  And can you imagine saying and doing the things that he did in this day and age? 

30 Her couch probably has plastic wrap on it.

31 I bet she gives great analysis.

32

This kind of therapy is a lot cheaper in Bangkok.

You have to be careful there. You don't want to do too much Self Help Therapy or you'll end up like David Carridine.

 

Exactly the reason why these treatment modalities are best left to the professionals...

33 $150/hr to strip. Is that a good price? What does your average stripper make these days?

34 I knew I picked the wrong therapist ....

35 Her couch probably has plastic wrap on it.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 02:23 PM (wuv1c)

I don't think that's how you spell it.

36 Uh oh. Foxnews has front paged Northwestern's little dildo show.

37 Is fellatio therapy extra, or included in the hourly price?

Hourly?  Showoff.

38 The ruling by Judge Vinson is Flaming Skull-worthy.

"I'll give you a stay for seven (7) days IF you expedite your appeal to either the 11th circuit or the Supremes."

11th Circuit - conservative.

Going to the Supremes with the ruling from Vinson would be much tougher than the rulings from the other districts. And he's flat out stated that this is, indeed, an immediate invalidation for the 26 states in his case.

39 We were talking about this story this morning. I sent in my own questions to Sara White, the Naked Therapist, and as I suspected, she didn't add them to her FAQ page. Luckily, I saved the exchange. Q: For 150 frogskins, shouldn't you have bigger tits? A: Well, I don't thin- Q: And for that matter, how is this supposed to arouse me? Is somebody going to jump out of the closet in a Batman costume and choke you? A: That's really not the point of Naked Ther- Q: Holy shit, woman! You call this service? For a ten dollar cover, 20 bucks of drinks, say 20 bucks of tipping by the stage, and another 50 bucks in the Champagne Room, I'd get drunk, have LIVE naked girls rubbing their glittertits and perfumed hoohahs all over me, and still have 50 bucks in my pocket.. You call being a stuffy, flat-chested dicktease THERAPY? Do you hate men? Is that it? WHAT DID DADDY DO TO YOU? A: [ muffled sounds of crying ]

40 "NJ Gov. Christie vetoes Internet gambling bill"

He's really following through with what he said during the campaign.  Many people in New Jersey are looking to see Atlantic City develop into a Las Vegas of the East and they are counting on him to help create those jobs and generate interest.  This is a first step.

41 Well, I guess the only way for my alma mater from the south side to top Northwestern is to hold a similar demonstration using Nobel laureates. 

42 For an extra fifty bucks she'll give you the DSM treatment

43 Between this and the Northwestern extra-credit show, it's starting to get difficult to see the difference between porn fantasy scenarios and real life.

44

They'll just ignore it like they did the drilling moratorium contempt charges.  They consider themselve above the law and only follow it when it is what they want.

 

Rush said that if they ignore it, then the 26 states in the suit can declare Obamacare null and void.

45 They'll just ignore it like they did the drilling moratorium contempt charges.  They consider themselve above the law and only follow it when it is what they want.

It'll be harder for them to pull this one off than the drilling moratorium.

They expect the states to be implementing ObamaCare and will threaten funding for not falling into line, which will be another court case and/or a reason to expedite the case to the USSC.

46 OT:  The first e-mail I read when I got home today.

Fox News Alert:  Wisconsin Senate passes resolution ordering the arrest of 14 Democrats who fled the state two weeks ago to avoid voting on Gov. Scott Walker's budget bill.

Schweeet!

47

Oh no! Obama has lost MATT DAMON!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/4cruu85

 

48

Ha! Ha! Ha! Rush just played clip of Obama saying that the NFL should be able to "figure out how to divy up the 9 billion dollars a year that they make without him getting involved because he has a lot of other stuff to do." 

49 Apparently, there is no "drilling moratorium" at Northwestern. 

50 54 Oh no! Obama has lost MATT DAMON!!!

And when you've lost Matt Damon....

51 They'll just ignore it like they did the drilling moratorium contempt charges.  They consider themselve above the law and only follow it when it is what they want.

Naturally.
But:
1) They'll come before the Supremes with sanctions hanging.
2) Aetna, Blue Cross, & etc. aren't going to get 'governmental immunity'.

The permitorium is about government doing stuff. Tough to make them do stuff if they're willing to flout things.

Obamacare is mostly predicated on making private companies do stuff. (Although there's a hell of lot of new government too - and the end goal is to kill the companies off, granted.)

52 Scoff all you want, these treatments have completely cured my masturbation aversion.

53

Just like their drilling moratorium is null and void.  These assholes don't care.  They believe themselves to be the royalty of the US and can do what they want.

 

I think that the states in this suit didn't file it to just ignore a ruling that benefits them.  They cannot afford Obamacare (with the huge influx of people it's going to dump on state medicaid roles).  I think they will act on this ruling, and even if Obama ignores it, they will not.  States cannot print money, and a lot of them have balanced budget ammendments. 

54 Matt Damon should fuck off to Venezuela already.

55 I bring you another moment in Democrat classiness http://tiny.cc/zqe8v

Yes... democrats are taking a shit in the Ohio statehouse.  Did I need another reason to remind my self why I will never be a democrat? no..not really.

56 She's a private therapist,
A therapist for money
Shows you all her naughty bits
She's figured out
To get men to talk to you
Just let them talk to your tits

57 59 Scoff all you want, these treatments have completely cured my masturbation aversion

So that's what the box of Kleenex in the therapist's office is really for! 

58 Who's gonna teach me to waste my life playing an endless series of RPGs and obsessively farming Giant Rats for XP and upgrading my Sword of Loserness +5? This isn't a skill that comes naturally to geeky guys.

What if I don't know how to properly eat a bag of vending machine Skittles at 2:30 every day when I get tired of pretending to work? It's kinda tricky. Vending machines don't just give you that stuff for free. It's, like, all locked down and shit. Like I'm some sort of criminal and the vending machine thinks it's better than me or something. Fuck you, vending machine.

Also, I'd like to become semi-addicted to Coke and/or Pepsi, but I'm not sure of the proper way to drink several cans a day to get through my work-week. I pour it into my face, right? But not through my eye holes? Cause that really stings.

Lastly, how does pornography work? I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to do something with my dick ... but I'm not positive. It's confusing. Probably on account of all the sex-negativity.

59 I could help her with her major depression.

60 Thank you for this thread.  I'm having a crap-ola day (you know it's crappy when the best part of it so far is shopping at Walmart).  I need a few laughs. 

61

Not that nekkid therapists ain't important to the very survival of all mankind...but Judge Vinson issued a seven day stay on his own ruling, apparently to get Ogabe to respond..

\...any of the crack AoSHQ legal staff on this?

62 Man, there sure is a lot of nasty, nasty talk going on around here.

63 This sounds like a somewhat better new therapy idea than what I came up with.

64 NO SOUP ACADEMIC CREDIT FOR YOU.

65 A: [ muffled sounds of crying ]

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 02:30 PM (+61wI)

 

Looks like Jeff broke Aces new toy.

66 Hark, a dream: 

I want to schedule dildo class right before a stripper therapist session.

67 Hmm..that woman looks sort of familiar

68 A paler than pale white woman should know better than to pose for pics against a white background and dressed in white ... just sayin' 

There's a background?

69

...any of the crack AoSHQ legal staff on this?

Still watching the naked threapist video.  Have a seat, be right with ya...

70 Man, there sure is a lot of nasty, nasty talk going on around here.

I agree. Obama Administration gonna ignore another Supreme Court ruling? Come on...

71 Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 03, 2011 02:41 PM



Thats some funny shit.

72 Stripping and dildos the topics here today at Ace. I'm sensing a theme.

73

 A paler than pale white woman should know better than to pose for pics against a white background and dressed in white ... just sayin' 

 

I know you all will think I'm being catty, but there were several things that bothered me about her.  First of all, the outfit she wore was so dull and drab, it was absolutely necessary that she take it off.  Her necklace didn't match with the outfit, plus her bra straps were visible under her top (and the one on the right was twisted!)  Also, you'd think that if you are going to strip for clients, you'd try and up your game a little.  She could have at least worn a nice matching bra and panty set--the underwear looked old and tired and certainly was not attractive at all. 

74 I gotta get the Navy to pay for this therapy.  It'll help me deal with some of the leadership issues we have WAAAAYY up the chain of command.

75 So is she Kathleen Parker's replacement?  Spitzer or Swallows?

76

A new tradition: Squirty Thursdays.

Er, ah...

77 I like her glasses, sign me up for 8 minutes of therapy please!

78

I gotta get the Navy to pay for this therapy.  It'll help me deal with some of the leadership issues we have WAAAAYY up the chain of command.

Like I said in the other thread: unfortunately, she's not licensed.  Otherwise she'd make a killing in PTSD therapy.

79

IN THE SIDEBAR:

A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. - Alexander Tytler

 

As much as I love that quote, I don't think anyone has determined who the author is. It's most certainly not Tytler. It might just be a notion that sounds good (because it's mostly true) without any historic attribution.

80

BREAKING (FOX): Wisconsin Senate OKs Resolution Ordering Arrest of 14 AWOL Dem Senators

The die is cast...

81

Derr!!

Winning!

82 Okay...so this is suppsoed to be therapy. But what is the stripper poll for?

83 Oh no! Obama has lost MATT DAMON!!!

And when you've lost Matt Damon....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 02:38 PM (9hSKh)

TONY DANZA!!!

84

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 03, 2011 02:48 PM (X/6Px)

Where the funk you been???

85 Where the funk you been?

I think he's been auditing classes at Northwestern. 

86 95,

Hunting and fishing and generally enjoying the great outdoors.

87 @98
I liked my answer better! 

88 One hour of therapy with me and this girl would have a disaster blanket draped over her shoulders while she huddled at one end of her bathtub, crying and rocking back and forth with her knees clutched to her chest.

89

One hour of therapy with me and this girl would have a disaster blanket draped over her shoulders while she huddled at one end of her bathtub, crying and rocking back and forth with her knees clutched to her chest.

 

Pez "dispenses" therapist?

90

I have found something that we can tax to fund the Transportation Department.

Pron.  And/or every sociology department in the country.

The genius switch has no "off" position.

91 I think she'd be more effective if I sent her a pen that looks like a zucchini.

92 I could tell that little girl stuff that I've seen that would make her hand the tablet over to me while she was crying libtard tears.

93 are you one of the clients who has hit her tip jar enough to make it to personal sessions?

94  I could tell that little girl stuff that I've seen that would make her hand the tablet over to me while she was crying libtard tears.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 03, 2011 03:01 PM (X/6Px)

 

Heh.  And that could just be stuff from your three day R&R in Bangkok.

95 Runningrn, What you're saying is true, and they are symptoms of her bigger problem: She doesn't know how to be sexy. Sexy implies intent. It calls attention to itself. I'll just stand up and shuck my skirt like I'm about to take a shit. Wrong! Squirm in your seat a little. Make a comment about how warm it is in there. Stand up and turn around so we can see you look over your shoulder as you take off your skirt. Run your fingers seductively along the fucksaw on the endtable... Holy SHIT! Do girls know ANYTHING these days? Do we have to explain EVERYTHING?

96 106,

Few years ago the VA sent me to one of these critters for PTSD she was a cutie also about 25 years old, anywho about 10 minutes into the session I started laughing stood up and looked her in the eye and said you need to go back to school and read more if you think you can talk me down darlin', I think I saw a tear in her eye as I walked out, never been back since.

97 I didn't watch very long....her voice annoyed the hell outta me.

98 Baby-makin hips are hawt!!

99 She's not licensed, and this "therapy" isn't recognized by any official group.

She's a whore.

100

The initial sessions, which cost $150, are conducted via a one-way Web cam and text chat. Once she develops a rapport with a client, she'll move on to two-way video appointments via Skype and even in-person consultations.

 

No honey, I'm not wanking it to a web cam girl. This is therapy

101 As much as I love that quote, I don't think anyone has determined who the author is. It'

DeTacoville.

102 111 She's not licensed, and this "therapy" isn't recognized by any official group.

She's a whore.

Technically, she's a "model", "dancer", or "performance artist" unless she performs an actual sexual act.

103 The video is a lot better muted. Her sororiety girl voice is horribly annoying.

104 114 Technically, she's a "model", "dancer", or "performance artist" unless she performs an actual sexual act.

Won't some brave soul attend a couple of sessions to find out what it is that she does when she's not on camera.

105 Sex?  Never had much interest in it.

106

When my clients are accused of viewing live internet pr0n by their wives/girls friends they can honestly claim that they were just trying cure what afflicted them.

107

I know you all will think I'm being catty, but there were several things that bothered me about her.  First of all, the outfit she wore was so dull and drab, it was absolutely necessary that she take it off.  Her necklace didn't match with the outfit, plus her bra straps were visible under her top (and the one on the right was twisted!)  Also, you'd think that if you are going to strip for clients, you'd try and up your game a little.  She could have at least worn a nice matching bra and panty set--the underwear looked old and tired and certainly was not attractive at all. 

Posted by: runningrn at March 03, 2011 02:47 PM (ihSHD)

But she NAILED the lipstick and glasses!

108 Wonder if this is covered under my health care plan......

109 I could be into that, if she weren't removing her clothing "progressively."

110 "See? All of that happened without any formal pedagogy behind it."

Eh? I didn't see any boys being molested.

111

didn't watch the vid...

so, she gets almost naked but still keeps talking?

How is that supposed to help anything?

 

112 Don't pitch if you ain't ready to sell, sweet-britches.

113 Thomas Sabo Australia Service is found in Europe-Germany together with deals in the creation, production and additionally supplying involving cool wristwatches, Thomas Sabo besides other beauty items.

114 BLEEARGH!! TOO MUCH SPAM!!

Almost as annoying as Miss Cutie NoPants' croaky uptalking voice. Perhaps a ball-gag would be appropriate here?

115 Another one of those therapist phonies and their rediculous new age wacko therapies brought about by their own wacko nature of wackoism

116 thanks for that article personel alimi, memur alimi, isci alimi, is basvurusu