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September 30, 2011

Vacation This Week
— Ace

I'm taking the week off. Before you say "slacker," I haven't taken off since Christmas/New Years.

I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me. And the cobloggers will be posting extra.

I will probably show up to fight in the comments, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 02:56 PM | Comments (263)
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1 Fuckin lazy-ass Ewoks

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at September 30, 2011 02:57 PM (PET8M)

2 Whiner!

Posted by: The King at September 30, 2011 02:57 PM (uDOeH)

Yeah sure ace, the same week the Neutrino is found to enable time travel you take the week off.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 02:57 PM (MtwBb)

4 Hobos everywhere are on the down low.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 30, 2011 02:58 PM (X5PxL)

5 Good for you. I hope she's hawt!

Posted by: Y-not at September 30, 2011 02:59 PM (5H6zj)

6 Enjoy Furry-Com 2011. Wear your overshoes.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 02:59 PM (afrI6)

7 If you get Mark Steyn to cover for you for two days, you will be God of the Blogosphere.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 30, 2011 02:59 PM (T0NGe)

8 Michelle's bedroom slippers won't hump themselves while she's on vacation, eh, Ewok?

Posted by: Fritz at September 30, 2011 02:59 PM (FabC8)

9 "Honey, can you find me our attorney's number? I think we may have to renew that restraining order."

Posted by: Marco Rubio at September 30, 2011 02:59 PM (5H6zj)

10 Wait? The comments?

Sounds like an Ace/Breitbart SMACKDOWN!

Posted by: AmishDude at September 30, 2011 03:00 PM (T0NGe)

11 I'm hitting the tip jar just because.

Enjoy the down time, Ace.

Posted by: sithkhan at September 30, 2011 03:00 PM (6AQ8E)

12 Just happened to stop on CSPAN where Perry is giving a Town Hall. Much better answer to AGW question, and questioner looked like an idiot when he tried to say 'well smoking link to cancer isn't settled either, right?' He still has work to do but Perry has good ideals.

Posted by: ConsensusScienceIsBunk at September 30, 2011 03:01 PM (dhNwe)

13 You should follow my example and never vacation

Posted by: King Barackus Obamacus at September 30, 2011 03:01 PM (QaVqq)

14 SLACKER!

Posted by: Mr. Strickland at September 30, 2011 03:01 PM (OzwCD)

15 Have a good vacation Ace!

o/T - Not sure if it's worth mentioning but the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted around my city here with "OccupySaltLakeCity" and they have posters showing "Occupy (insert city name here)"/ One poster says the website is OccupyTogether.org.

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 03:01 PM (mmHDH)

I will probably show up to fight in the comments, of course

Damn. Andrew B. is having a bad influence on you. Ace only commenting on his own blog now for cryin out loud.

(Enjoy the vacation)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2011 03:03 PM (WQJLy)

17 Taking a week off during Gay Pride San Francisco..hmmm

Posted by: beerologist at September 30, 2011 03:03 PM (acA7t)

18 Going to Martha's Vinyard I suppose.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 30, 2011 03:03 PM (deaac)

19 I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me.

SOFT! You crackers are all SOFT!!!! No, seriously, I hope you guys don't cling too bitterly to Ace while I'm here over the next week....

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama II at September 30, 2011 03:04 PM (OzwCD)

20 Have fun ace...you've earned it!

Y-not are you listening to Perry's townhall in NH right now?

http://tinyurl.com/2c9d2j2

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 03:04 PM (X6akg)

I will probably show up to fight in the comments, of course.

What's the proper emoticon for placing someone in a headlock and performing a noogie?

Enjoy your time off Ace. _{Take it easy on the hobos.}

Posted by: The Amazing Joe Biden at September 30, 2011 03:04 PM (4136b)

22 A vacation? Who needs any freaken vacation.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 03:05 PM (gh0KW)

23 Warning: Socking Joe Biden dulls your senses. Geez...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 03:05 PM (4136b)

24 Enjoy your time away ace. Well deserved.

Posted by: Bosk at September 30, 2011 03:05 PM (n2K+4)

25 o/T - Not sure if it's worth mentioning but the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted around my city here with "OccupySaltLakeCity" and they have posters showing "Occupy (insert city name here)"/ One poster says the website is OccupyTogether.org.

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (mmHDH)

We're all evil Israeli occupiers now.

Posted by: The Confused Left at September 30, 2011 03:06 PM (KI/Ch)

26 Enjoy the time off, Ace. We'll try to pick up all the Val-U-Rite empties before you get back.

Posted by: jakeman at September 30, 2011 03:06 PM (POByM)

27 Watch out for Breitbart. He's gonna steal us with candy, or something. Maybe a 6-pack of Tardisil and Liquid Whore. Safe travels, Ace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2011 03:06 PM (UlUS4)

28 Anyone going to warn Rubio , or should we just let it play out ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2011 03:06 PM (npr0X)

29 Might wanna rethink that.

Posted by: Flounder at September 30, 2011 03:07 PM (Kkt/i)

30 Actually I'm on vacation now also, but mines called Navy Reserve Duty.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 03:07 PM (gh0KW)

31 Enjoy your week off, Ace!

Thanks for all you and the cobloggers do to keep this place going!

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 03:07 PM (Zgfnd)

32 You realize of course that we're going to chew the wallpaper off while you're away, due to distress at your absence. Might even gnaw off parts of mouldings into the bargain.

Posted by: RamonAllones at September 30, 2011 03:08 PM (ha+6S)

33 I'm sure it is purely coincidental that Maetenloch is off 'in Germany' at the same time.

Have a good time ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 03:08 PM (ENKCw)

34
So do we get a refund on our subscriptions for the week?

Posted by: dan-O at September 30, 2011 03:08 PM (sWycd)

35 Happy hobo hunting, ace!!!

Posted by: mugiwara at September 30, 2011 03:09 PM (KI/Ch)

36 But the Betty Ford Clinic is being repainted.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 03:09 PM (7tMWs)

37 the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted around my city here with "OccupySaltLakeCity"

Yes, they are going to be occupying the Federal Reserve in Minneapolis on the 7th as well. No, I'm not gonna even give them the linky love.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 03:09 PM (4136b)

38 So do we get a refund on our subscriptions for the week? Posted by: dan-O at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (sWycd) Yes, just email your routing number and bank account number and I'll take care of everything. Of course unless you bank with BOA, since their web site has crashed

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 03:10 PM (gh0KW)

39 I'm sure it is purely coincidental that Maetenloch is off 'in Germany' at the same time.

It's twoo! It's twoo!

Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at September 30, 2011 03:10 PM (OzwCD)

40 But the Bilderberg meeting was weeks ago.....

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 03:10 PM (WCm02)

41 I hope Amanda Marcotte is one of the guest bloggers.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 30, 2011 03:10 PM (z/Mo8)

42 41 I hope Amanda Marcotte is one of the guest bloggers.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (z/Mo

The Shame of West Texas

Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 03:11 PM (7tMWs)

43 You deserve it. You're the best damn conservative blogger and you're also great at twitter(ing?).

And don't forget to write a passive-agressive "You jerks shoulda listened to me!" book like a TRUE CONSERVATIVE.

Posted by: Anony at September 30, 2011 03:11 PM (Yigvc)

44 I'm just looking forward to our Occupiers (which I wonder if they really truly grasp the irony of that) making complete fools of themselves. Too bad the media will be in full fellation mode over it

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 03:12 PM (mmHDH)

Have a great time, Mr. Ace....and get some rest too.

We promise not to run with scissors or shoot out anyone's eye while you're gone.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 30, 2011 03:12 PM (yODqx)

46 Have fun Ace. Just remember to check that she has the proper genitalia before handing over the cash, and if her bathtub is suspiciously filled with ice, run away.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 03:12 PM (SY2Kh)

47 We promise not to run with scissors or shoot out anyone's eye while you're gone.

No promises.

Posted by: Ralphie Parker Drinking Ovaltine and Planning at September 30, 2011 03:13 PM (OzwCD)

Home Alone IV !

Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 03:14 PM (7tMWs)

49 I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me.

I hope this is code for "boobies".

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 30, 2011 03:14 PM (ldBU/)

50 Skid Row is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 03:14 PM (WCm02)

51 11 I'm hitting the tip jar just because.

Good call. I just emptied my account for Ace... Which really only had $14 and change in it. But I figure that's at least 5 days worth of Val-u-rite.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 03:14 PM (4136b)

52 Thanks for the link to this Townhall. Perry is much better in this format than in debates. I wonder if this will help him at all move the needle in NH.

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 03:15 PM (mmHDH)

53 Vacations are for pussies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2011 03:15 PM (OGQrv)

54 Have fun, Ace! Remember to crack the windows if the car's in the sun with a trunk full of hobos, or they'll smell (worse).

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 03:16 PM (kaalw)

27 Watch out for Breitbart. He's gonna steal us with candy, or something.

Candy?

What kind of candy?

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 30, 2011 03:16 PM (yODqx)

56 Yes, they are going to be occupying the Federal Reserve in Minneapolis on the 7th as well. No, I'm not gonna even give them the linky love.

I'd show up to viciously mock them, but am encumbered by having a job.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (SY2Kh)

57 48

Home Alone IV !

...was terrible.

Have a great vacay Ace!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (Er56e)

58 Ace, pull a Henry V and log in under a different hash.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (T0NGe)

59 Ace is taking the week off, but that doesn't mean he's going on vacation.

It just means he'll be locked in his room, as usual. Only, he'll be on a seven-day Val-u-Rite bender, too blotto drunk to even manage a 3pm double-post. I look forward to seeing him drunkenly trying to hit on lace wigs... and getting rejected.

Posted by: sandy burger at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (0U+Pz)

60 Anyone know where the keys to the liquor cabinet are?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (afrI6)

61 Wait!

Ace wasn't on vacation already?

Posted by: Breibart at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (AnTyA)

62 Don't worry Ace, we'll keep the place tidy while you're away.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 03:17 PM (4136b)

Have a great time, Mr. Ace....and get some rest too.

We promise not to run with scissors or shoot out anyone's eye while you're gone.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (yODqx)

Uh, yeah, and, I, er, totally intend to, uhhhh, keep that, um, promise

Posted by: Lord Hussein, SCoaMF at September 30, 2011 03:18 PM (KI/Ch)

64 Have a good vacation Ace.

Don't forget to bring enough bail money with you. Because we aren't going to be bailing you out this time.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 03:18 PM (s7mIC)

65 I wonder what the dog would look like if we shaved it?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:19 PM (afrI6)

66 Those swells in the Hamptons better hide their garbage cans.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 30, 2011 03:20 PM (QKKT0)

Sadly, you missed National Chocolate Pudding Day (June 26)

National Taco Day (October 4) just isn't the same...

Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 03:20 PM (7tMWs)

68 Staycation?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 30, 2011 03:20 PM (i9ZC1)

69 Have a great break, Mr. Of Spades. Come back with all your parts.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 03:21 PM (4CSeG)

70 Pssst...is he gone yet?

Posted by: The strippers at September 30, 2011 03:21 PM (AnTyA)

71 40 But the Bilderberg meeting was weeks ago..... Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (WCm02) Maybe it's the Build-a-bear workshop in Vermont. Something in a Bernie Sanders ewok, joined at the cock-holster with Barney Frank.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2011 03:21 PM (UlUS4)

72 This is two confirm one Honeymoon Suite, reserved under "Spades, Ace of" and "Rubio, Marco, Garbage of", for Friday, September 30, through Friday, October 7. Complementary breakfast is 6:30 AM through 9:30 AM. Check out time is 11 AM. Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: Concierge at September 30, 2011 03:21 PM (9F2c1)

73 You'll regret this. I've obscure philosphical posts cluttering my mental in-box.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 30, 2011 03:21 PM (aRq7t)

74 Oh, please, Ace. When it comes to taking vacations, you're a piker.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 30, 2011 03:22 PM (MWBn8)

75 Don't wrap the zucchini in foil Ace.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at September 30, 2011 03:23 PM (QKKT0)

76 There's nothing like riding the rails, collecting hobos.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 03:23 PM (WCm02)

77 National Taco Day (October 4) just isn't the same...

You've heard bad reviews? Damn it, we were planning on attending it together....

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell and Elena Kagen at September 30, 2011 03:23 PM (OzwCD)

78 only show up to fight with us?

well if we miss you I guess we'll mention Palin, or maybe Newt as the best candidate.

really ,have fun, do not pick up girls with adams apples.

well unless you're into that.

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:23 PM (h+qn8)

So HanÂ’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. LeiaÂ’s there, and lookinÂ’ good. Han thinks heÂ’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the olÂ’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and thereÂ’s Darth Vader.

Han doesnÂ’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesnÂ’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han, Ace (at least this week)

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:23 PM (afrI6)

80 Remember, Thai trannies may be the global standard, but our American trannies need the work.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 03:24 PM (4CSeG)

81 Thanks for the link to this Townhall. Perry is much better in this format than in debates. I wonder if this will help him at all move the needle in NH.

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (mmHDH)

He was good, wasn't he? One on one...very personable. Good answers...clear, concise.

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 03:24 PM (X6akg)

82 So, did the idiots buy the vacation story?

Posted by: Community Service Supervisor at September 30, 2011 03:25 PM (MWBn8)

83 Mr. Ace O'Spades is... ON VACATION?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Midget Thai Trannies Everywhere at September 30, 2011 03:25 PM (s7mIC)

84 82 So, did the idiots buy the vacation story?

Morons, we are morons.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:25 PM (afrI6)

85 Have a great vacation!

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 30, 2011 03:25 PM (cbyrC)

Take it from someone in the know Ace, a clean wiener is a happy wiener.

Just sayin'.....

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 30, 2011 03:26 PM (+kafi)

87 I'll keep everyone in line boss.

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 30, 2011 03:27 PM (jucos)

88 um, yeah, about that whole "be like Han thing"...

In my next annual version coming out in 2012, Han hosts a piano recital in Cloud City to raise funds for a petition drive to oust the Emperor.

I thought it would be best.

Posted by: George Lucasshole at September 30, 2011 03:27 PM (4CSeG)

Take it from someone in the know Ace, a clean wiener is a happy wiener.

And that is what you really want to be...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:27 PM (afrI6)

90 Who's going to save Endor?

Posted by: Wicket at September 30, 2011 03:28 PM (/RzGD)

91 Speaking from experience , Your Trans-Species operation will take longer than a week...It took me 6 months to become a Wookie....

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 30, 2011 03:28 PM (AIIyT)

Whatever you do, don't let Goldstein's armadillo housesit while you're gone.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 30, 2011 03:28 PM (iYwUw)

93 88 um, yeah, about that whole "be like Han thing"...

In my next annual version coming out in 2012, Han hosts a piano recital in Cloud City to raise funds for a petition drive to oust the Emperor.

I thought it would be best.

Posted by: George Lucasshole at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (4CSeG)

Curse you George Lucas, may your punishment in Hell be a continuous loop of "Howard the Duck" and may your eyes be stapled open..

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:29 PM (afrI6)

94 86

Take it from someone in the know Ace, a clean wiener is a happy wiener.

Just sayin'.....

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (+kafi)

But don't forget the 5 second rule.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 03:29 PM (WCm02)

95 Under my new plan, every American living near the Mexican border comes with an expiration date.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Fast and Furious at September 30, 2011 03:29 PM (w41GQ)

96 "the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted .....OccupyTogether.org. Posted by: Arcadehero" So how many failed attempts have there been at this? There was the "Coffee Party", "One Nation", and another one that was so ignored that I can't even remember its name.

Posted by: Community Service Supervisor at September 30, 2011 03:29 PM (MWBn8)

Ewww......what is that mess in the microwave? ...I'm not cleaning that up.

Has anyone seen Fluffy? ........Fluff. C'mere buddy, where are you.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 30, 2011 03:30 PM (yODqx)

The Shame of West Texas

I swear, we don't know her!!

Posted by: Alpine at September 30, 2011 03:30 PM (XdlcF)

Anyone know where the keys to the liquor cabinet are?

Why? Did you misplace the pry bar again?

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 03:31 PM (4pSIn)

100 So how many failed attempts have there been at this? There was the "Coffee Party", "One Nation", and another one that was so ignored that I can't even remember its name.

ACORN, New Black Panthers, AFL-CIO, UAW,

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:31 PM (afrI6)

101 well, the "Occupy<City>" things are the Left's current idea of recreating the "Arab Spring" here

you know, because we live under a fascist brutal dictatorship, or something

they are already "occupying" Wall Street (sort of)

check out occupywallst.org (if you dare)

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 03:32 PM (s7mIC)

102 C*ckslacker.

Posted by: Kensington at September 30, 2011 03:32 PM (Z7toi)

103 Have fun, Ace!

Posted by: Mindy at September 30, 2011 03:32 PM (0RSSz)

104 99

Anyone know where the keys to the liquor cabinet are?

Why? Did you misplace the pry bar again?

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (4pSIn)

Yea, and if you know where he keeps his porn stash - speak up!

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:32 PM (afrI6)

105 Ace has already been spotted on vacation.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (SY2Kh)

106

Has anyone seen Fluffy? ........Fluff. C'mere buddy, where are you.

I see that jar of peanut butter you have behind your back. Fuck off, creep

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (4pSIn)

107 I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me.

ace turned us into attackwaaatch!

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (h+qn8)

108 Richard Trumka needs a quick hit job.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (7tMWs)

109 Yeah, the Occupy Wall St. thing is so freaking retarded that all of my liberal Facebook "friends" are orgasmic about it.

Posted by: Kensington at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (Z7toi)

110

Have a great vacation, Ace!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (baL2B)

111

You'll regret this. I've obscure philosphical posts cluttering my mental in-box.

That was a very nice threat. Well done, sir. I could almost see your crazy eyes as I read it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 30, 2011 03:33 PM (XdlcF)

112 chemjeff, you mean Van Jones, american fall?

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:34 PM (h+qn8)

113

Vacations are for closers!

And you get the set of steak knives for the fine work you did in helping Bob Turner win Weiner's seat.

Have a great vaca, Ace! You deserve it.

Posted by: runningrn at September 30, 2011 03:34 PM (0fUOB)

114 107 I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me.

ace turned us into attackwaaatch!

I'm hoping Andrew B comes to grace us.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 03:34 PM (Er56e)

115 Ha ha, nice try. A spate of free-flex/shakeweight posts immediately followed by an emergency "vacation" is pretty obvious. This is probably either some type of carpal-tunnel syndrome caused by manic overclenching or an erotic hernia. Good luck man.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 30, 2011 03:34 PM (+lsX1)

116 109 Yeah, the Occupy Wall St. thing is so freaking retarded that all of my liberal Facebook "friends" are orgasmic about it.

We should start a pseudo-group, "Occupy the Marianas Trench"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 03:34 PM (afrI6)

117 Kratos, oooo

puts on lip gloss, fluffs hair and keeps my fingers duct taped.

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:36 PM (h+qn8)

118 Vacations seem like something you do if you get a little soft.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 03:36 PM (4CSeG)

119 Sadly, you missed National Chocolate Pudding Day (June 26). National Taco Day (October 4) just isn't the same...

Even in the absence of their closeted chub-queen FÃ¼hrer, "Ace of Spades" readers (if I may stretch call them such) remain enthralled to neocon Zionist breeder lies.

A female reader shares:

That's exactly the kind of neocon Zionist breeder lie reading the Dish has liberated me and my freshly pegged wife from.

Thank you.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 30, 2011 03:36 PM (xvZW9)

120 We should start a pseudo-group, "Occupy the Marianas Trench"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (afrI6)

And for the ettes - 'Occupy Lord & Taylor' or "Occupy Nordstrom's shoe dept.'

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 03:37 PM (X6akg)

121

So with my head down and my ass up. I don't remember his name but he proceded.............

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at September 30, 2011 03:37 PM (n2K+4)

122 But don't forget the 5 second rule.

Five seconds? ..Ace??

...on a good day maybe

Posted by: Ace's most recent ex-girlfriend at September 30, 2011 03:37 PM (AnTyA)

123 willow I don't know if it's being organized by Van Jones or not, but it's pretty fucking stupid wahtever it is

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 03:38 PM (s7mIC)

124

And for the ettes - 'Occupy Lord & Taylor' or "Occupy Nordstrom's shoe dept.'

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (X6akg)

Tami, did you sneak ace's credit card out of his pants while he was in the shower?

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:39 PM (h+qn8)

125 chem there is an article on politico where van calls for an american fall in october, just like arab spring.

Har- har he's a funny guy isnt he.

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:40 PM (h+qn8)

126 ..getting soft, ace. Losing that competitive edge.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 30, 2011 03:40 PM (YCuex)

127 Tami, did you sneak ace's credit card out of his pants while he was in the shower?

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (h+qn

Ewww....I'm not touching ace's pants.

Does he even have a credit card?

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 03:40 PM (X6akg)

128 Tami, well yeah ,he has his moms credit card!

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:41 PM (h+qn8)

129 so is ace going as a man or an ewok?

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:43 PM (h+qn8)

130

ace: "I'm taking the week off. Before you say "slacker," I haven't taken off since Christmas/New Years. "

*******

Careful..... Breitbarts gonna steal all your commenters...lead 'em away like some hairy pied piper...

Posted by: The Land Shark at September 30, 2011 03:43 PM (Y2WVW)

131 At C4P they will probably say Sarah outmaneuvered you into taking the week of so she can declare that she is running.. She walks on water with those people.. I bet she does declare though, just because I would love to see Aces take and he will be off....

Posted by: TheGarbone at September 30, 2011 03:44 PM (O3f8/)

132 Well now that Military Chaplains and Military facilities are allowed to mary gays maybe Ace is off to....ah probably not

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 03:45 PM (gh0KW)

133 bbl

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 03:47 PM (h+qn8)

134 Pssst...hey...I'll show you pictures of Dana's boobies if you start commenting on the Big blogs

Posted by: Breitbart at September 30, 2011 03:47 PM (AnTyA)

135 great: now Ace has gone as soft as an erection facing a naked Moochelle.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 30, 2011 03:47 PM (d1FhN)

136
o/T - Not sure if it's worth mentioning but the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted around my city here with "OccupySaltLakeCity" and they have posters showing "Occupy (insert city name here)"/ One poster says the website is OccupyTogether.org.
Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM

Don't they know there's a large, evil banking community in Yakutsk, Siberia? Also one in Riyadh. There's also a secret one at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 03:48 PM (ymPoE)

137 Like Kratos, I too wonder if Ace got his new BFF, Breitbart to fill in for a thread or two.

Posted by: runningrn at September 30, 2011 03:48 PM (0fUOB)

138 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 03:48 PM (fyOgS)

139 you have a golf date with scoamf?

Posted by: newrouter at September 30, 2011 03:50 PM (xD4bD)

140

Anyone know where Ace is going? It would be nice if we could all chip in and have a Thai Tranny Midget Hooker waiting for him in his hotel room.

Posted by: runningrn at September 30, 2011 03:50 PM (0fUOB)

141 67 Sadly, you missed National Chocolate Pudding Day (June 26) National Taco Day (October 4) just isn't the same... Posted by: TexasJew at September 30, 2011 07:20 PM (7tMWs) Let me know when it's National PINK Taco Day. For me (and you) it's National Matzoh Ball Soup Day. L'shana Tovah, y'all, or something like that. I'm from Brooklyn, okay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2011 03:51 PM (UlUS4)

142 Hey, guys! So, what did Ace have to say in his post up there?

Posted by: Andy Breitbart at September 30, 2011 03:51 PM (zlkb6)

143 140 Anyone know where Ace is going? It would be nice if we could all chip in and have a Thai Tranny Midget Hooker waiting for him in his hotel room. Posted by: runningrn at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (0fUOB) If they're not transexual lactating midget lesbians, the deal is off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2011 03:51 PM (UlUS4)

144 Van Jones better be very careful what he wishes for.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 03:52 PM (4CSeG)

145

who's turn is it to hose down the whores?

just to be safe, let's do a before and after de-sperming

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 30, 2011 03:53 PM (3Zo6I)

146 o/T - Not sure if it's worth mentioning but the next attempt for the Left to try and do their version of the Tea Party is already having signs posted around my city here with "OccupySaltLakeCity" and they have posters showing "Occupy (insert city name here)"/ One poster says the website is OccupyTogether.org.
Posted by: Arcadehero at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM

OccupyR'lyeh.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 03:55 PM (kaalw)

147
I for one, welcome our new special guest blogger overlords.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2011 03:56 PM (6BvaE)

148

Why am I hearing that Go Go's Song "Vacation" in my head now?

Posted by: runningrn at September 30, 2011 03:56 PM (0fUOB)

149 Don't forget the blow. Can't be havin' Thai Tranny Midget Hookers without the blow.

Posted by: KelliD at September 30, 2011 03:57 PM (Jc1dP)

150 With our luck, it'll probably be Allahpundit.....and the place'll be called "HotAce" for the duration.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 03:57 PM (kaalw)

151 It has been 10 minutes since anyone pointed out that Osama Obama is a stuttering clusterf*** of a miserable failure.

Damn, Ace announces he's takin' a break and all y'all start slackin' off....

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2011 03:58 PM (YjjrR)

152 They worked hard today to piss away more of your tax dollars....

WASHINGTON (AP) Â— The Energy Department on Friday approved four more solar energy loan guarantees worth nearly $5 billion, hours before a controversial loan program was set to expire.

Meanwhile, the Justice Department moved to take away control of a failed solar panel maker from its management and transfer it to a court-appointed trustee.

more at: http://tinyurl.com/3tjsaew

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 03:58 PM (X6akg)

153 In what appears to be an attempt to overwhelm their critics, postal union members have sent more than 100 pounds of mail to a tea party group advocating for United States Postal Service reform.
...

Â“I find the idea of the unions attacking a tea party group for simply supporting a bill that would make our whole country more efficient and that would lower the cost of the taxpayersÂ’ yearly contributions to an inefficient agency, is just outrageous"

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 30, 2011 03:59 PM (e8kgV)

154 Occupy the Off-World Colonies!

Cuato Lives!

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 03:59 PM (4CSeG)

155 Don't get the Mennonite midgets. They're no fun, and they never have any blow. All they want to talk about is how many weeks of summer are left.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 04:00 PM (Zgfnd)

156 Sup morons?!

I'll be one of the special bloggers this week and want to get a feel for the crowd. Is the surge in Republican support for Herman Cain:

[ ] Racist
[ ] Racism
[ ] Straight Up Racism
[ ] Hatin' on a black man, or something

I'll also be lurking on the ONT. Oh, are there any spots left for the hockey league?

TIA for filling out my form.

-J

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at September 30, 2011 04:00 PM (4136b)

157

Other than Breitbart jokes, I have nothing.

Just drinking some wine and watching baseball. Rays up big. Good story.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2011 04:00 PM (WQJLy)

158
One week, the cob-loggers start a moron pledge drive. The next week, Wicket goes on vacation.

Sin City beckons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2011 04:00 PM (6BvaE)

159

I heard that Gutfeld was going to be a guest.

_{i keed}

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2011 04:01 PM (A3kWd)

160 Typical slacker RINO. Have fun, don't get arrested for anything too serious.

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 30, 2011 04:02 PM (ZG8Ti)

161 I hope they don't steal Ace's last kidney in Tijuana.

Always BYOB to the Donkey Show, Ace!

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 04:02 PM (4CSeG)

162 watching baseball. Rays up big. Good story. Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (WQJLy) Yeah me to. I am shocked the Red Soxes are letting Franccona go. I'm a Yankee fan but I never had anything but respect for him and thought he was a good manager. I think they will miss him.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 04:03 PM (gh0KW)

163 I heard that Gutfeld was going to be a guest. i keed Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (A3kWd) Actually I like him

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 04:03 PM (gh0KW)

164 One week, the cob-loggers start a moron pledge drive. The next week, Wicket goes on vacation.

The worst part, I never got the Wayne Dyer DVDs I was promised for pledging. And I pledged at the Whole Enchilada level...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 04:04 PM (4136b)

165 Can you smell what the Ewok is cookin'?

Yeah me too. yuck.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 04:04 PM (4CSeG)

166 Have loads of fun and just forget that blogs exist. Play 1960.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 30, 2011 04:05 PM (R+fMx)

167 I look forward to guestblogging and thank Ace again for the opportunity.

Posted by: Herman Cain at September 30, 2011 04:05 PM (NDZar)

168 Gutfeld would fit right in at AOSHQ.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 04:05 PM (fyOgS)

169 Actually I like him

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 08:03 PM (gh0KW)

So do I. It was a not so subtle suggestion.

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2011 04:05 PM (A3kWd)

170 Three words:

Adam F'in Baldwin

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 04:06 PM (4CSeG)

171 Well, we can damn well be sure that big news will happen. Thats how fate works.

Enjoy your vacation.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2011 04:07 PM (jiVmv)

172 He said he's taking this week off....so he'll only be gone tomorrow?

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 04:08 PM (X6akg)

173

I'm a Yankee fan but I never had anything but respect for him and thought he was a good manager. I think they will miss him.

Total panic move. Absurd. Red Sox Nation is full of myopic tools though. Management seems to be reflecting its fan base.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2011 04:08 PM (WQJLy)

174 Satellite falls to Earth.

Ace takes vacation.

I think he found some of that sweet sweet recyclable material.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 04:09 PM (4CSeG)

175 Hmmmm.....guest bloggers.......

InstaSpades
Protein Acedom
Iowaspades
HotAce
The Other McAce
Big Spades
Ace Treacher

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 04:09 PM (kaalw)

176 Seems like the concept done stunned the hamsters.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 04:13 PM (kaalw)

177 Supposedly,Francona going was not a snap decision or one sided.Supposedly it's even sort of mutual,and in any event was decided on weeks ago even before they finished the collapse.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 04:14 PM (fyOgS)

178 Remember that time Ace was on vacation and there was an everyone was Ace thread. Good times, good times. (I need a life).

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2011 04:15 PM (jiVmv)

179

Total panic move. Absurd. Red Sox Nation is full of myopic tools though. Management seems to be reflecting its fan base.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (WQJLy)

I know zero about Red Sox baseball but Drew tweeted an article earlier that says:

Tito said that after eight years here he was frustrated by his difficulty making an impact with the players, that a different voice was needed, and that it was time for him to move on. After taking time to reflect on TitoÂ’s sentiments, we agreed that it was best for the Red Sox not to exercise the option years on his contract.

Sounds like he wanted to go.

http://tinyurl.com/43fpkgk

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 04:17 PM (X6akg)

180 (I need a life). Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2011 08:15 PM (jiVmv) Well this does keep ya ( and me ) off the streets and anyway this is much cheaper than hookers

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 04:17 PM (gh0KW)

181

I see that jar of peanut butter you have behind your back. Fuck off, creep

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (4pSIn)

Hey Fluffy, if you put some on you, it won't be the first time I've licked peanut butter off a "kitty". IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Toby The Beagle, Esq. at September 30, 2011 04:18 PM (eKuOw)

182 124

And for the ettes - 'Occupy Lord & Taylor' or "Occupy Nordstrom's shoe dept.'

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (X6akg)

- - -

Might I suggest, Occupy Victoria's Secret? Hmmm?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 30, 2011 04:19 PM (Kkt/i)

183 Tito said that after eight years here he was frustrated by his difficulty making an impact with the players, that a different voice was needed, and that it was time for him to move on. After taking time to reflect on TitoÂ’s sentiments, we agreed that it was best for the Red Sox not to exercise the option years on his contract. Sounds like he wanted to go. http://tinyurl.com/43fpkgk Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 08:17 PM (X6akg) Ah I don't believe that for a second. That was just to make it look like the Sox's didn't fire the only manager to have brought them a Championship in 83 years. Not to mention 2. He was fired pure and simple

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 04:19 PM (gh0KW)

184 What do Ewoks get for tattoos? I bet Ace gets all hammered and comes back with a Jar Jar Binks tat.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 30, 2011 04:20 PM (eKuOw)

185

have fun man. how many of the good beers are left in the fridge?

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 04:20 PM (kWpIg)

186 What do Ewoks get for tattoos? I bet Ace gets all hammered and comes back with a Jar Jar Binks tat.

Nope. C3PO. Duh.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 04:23 PM (SY2Kh)

187 Could someone let Another Weiner its safe to twitter this weekend?

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 30, 2011 04:24 PM (3Zo6I)

188

Ace,

Going on vacation? Say "F*uck you!" to the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Anabolic State at September 30, 2011 04:24 PM (e1pl5)

189 Yeah, he's going to Cabo to film a Corona Beer commercial like THIS. Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (Lt/Za)

And I just wasted the last ten minutes watching beer commercials.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 30, 2011 04:25 PM (GZitp)

190

And I just wasted the last ten minutes watching beer commercials.

Same here.

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 04:26 PM (4pSIn)

191 blinking jar-jar, no way it will be moving.................

Posted by: Breaking News at September 30, 2011 04:27 PM (kWpIg)

192 Vacation? What is that? Is that some kind of joke?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 30, 2011 04:28 PM (mue7s)

193

chemjeff

No labels

Posted by: artemis at September 30, 2011 04:28 PM (EL9AK)

194 Anyone know where Ace is going?Â It would be nice if we could all chip in and have a Thai Tranny Midget Hooker waiting for him in his hotel room. ------------------------------------ Still trying to nail down a location, but my sources reveal that he has requested the "David Carradine Suite". Whatever that means.

Posted by: Hush Hush at September 30, 2011 04:29 PM (NFWtf)

195 Ah I don't believe that for a second. That was just to make it look like the Sox's didn't fire the only manager to have brought them a Championship in 83 years. Not to mention 2. He was fired pure and simple

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 08:19 PM (gh0KW)

Yeah....there's that possibility too. But why would they fire a manager like that? Were the fans screaming for his head?

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 04:31 PM (X6akg)

196 .

Posted by: hit the tip jar, Ace is going on a Stripper and Hobo hunt at September 30, 2011 04:33 PM (kWpIg)

197 It's well past the time say FYNQ and walk away from the UN.

Posted by: The 'Stache at September 30, 2011 04:37 PM (IzuWw)

198 Ace is going on a book tour.

Meaning he will be booked into multiple county jails between now and next week.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 04:37 PM (4CSeG)

199

"Slacker"

Dude, I don't know when you sleep.

Thanks for keeping us deep in threads to soothe our politics addiction.

Posted by: Nora, not trying to sound like Eddie Haskell at September 30, 2011 04:41 PM (VxqUc)

200 Slacker. No wonder Obama thinks we're soft.

Posted by: JB at September 30, 2011 04:42 PM (M28er)

201 I've got some special guest bloggers coming in to cover for me. Will this be like those "very special" episodes of sitcoms where the audience cries and learns a deep moral lesson? "Never leave a hobo unskinned."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 30, 2011 04:43 PM (AZGON)

202 slacker

you said "before you say" it. I was just fulfilling your prophecy.

Posted by: Sgt York at September 30, 2011 04:43 PM (r/+n3)

203 Oh and have a great vacation...go some place fun..."staycations" are lame.

Posted by: Sgt York at September 30, 2011 04:44 PM (r/+n3)

204 Will this be like those "very special" episodes of sitcoms where the audience cries and learns a deep moral lesson?

No, I will teach a happy lesson.

Posted by: Corky! at September 30, 2011 04:45 PM (4pSIn)

205 Palin is about to announce. Ace is going on "vacay". Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 04:46 PM (OhYCU)

206 Sharpen those gaffs! We expect a full report.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 30, 2011 04:46 PM (AWahI)

207 Ace are banging Sara and its all been just a ruse to us?

Posted by: hit the tip jar, Ace is going on a Stripper and Hobo hunt at September 30, 2011 04:50 PM (kWpIg)

208 Enjoy your much-deserved vacation, Ace!

Of course, this means that the biggest story to come out of this administration will break... what? Monday? Maybe Tuesday? And Ace will force himself back to the blog and be a grouchy, royally pissed off Ewok.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 30, 2011 04:51 PM (CA2NO)

209 I heard on Greta van Susteren that Ace is consulting Herb Caen on where to take his vacation.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 30, 2011 04:51 PM (AZGON)

210

Palin is about to announce. Ace is going on "vacay".

Coincidence? I think not.

Obviously, Ace will be on vaca in the Snowbilly's Vajayjay!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan, Jr. Gynecologist at September 30, 2011 04:51 PM (0fUOB)

211

yikes. i meant to shut that off.

Posted by: hit the tip jar, Ace is going on a Stripper and Hobo hunt at September 30, 2011 04:52 PM (kWpIg)

212 #211 How the hell are you getting your name to do that? Quit it! It's making me motion sick!

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at September 30, 2011 04:52 PM (7kVuw)

213 Come on down to South Texas Ace - instead of hobos you can hunt damn Mexican drug cartel infidels.

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at September 30, 2011 04:53 PM (7kVuw)

214 spit.

Posted by: Josey Wales at September 30, 2011 04:54 PM (kWpIg)

215

o/t

PeePeePee Polling:

Romney behind Obama in Connecticut by 2. Amongst resgistered voters.

If Obama is showing this much weakness in the solidly blue northeast, he is fuckled.

Yes, fuckled.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 04:54 PM (gTQby)

216 I need a new thread or a new life.A new thread is easier.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 04:55 PM (fyOgS)

217 Speaking of which, the newest stupid thing the MFM has got wrong is the counter gangs that are "helping" the "people" of Mexico by killing Zetas and such. Don't be fooled - they are just gangs trying to take over new territory.

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at September 30, 2011 04:55 PM (7kVuw)

218 So...umm....any chance those guest bloggers could pop in about now?

Posted by: Tami at September 30, 2011 04:55 PM (X6akg)

219

Christie and Palin and Huckabee and Giuliani all announce AND Obama announces he won't seek a 2nd term simultaneously.

Watch this all happen this upcoming week.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 04:55 PM (gTQby)

220 CAC - how can you fuckle??? Or get fuckled??? Do you have to be a Thai Tranny to do it?? (And can you show me?)

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at September 30, 2011 04:56 PM (7kVuw)

221 Do the fuckle buck!Do the fuckle buck!

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 04:57 PM (fyOgS)

222 Okay, break out the Valu -Rite now. I think Ace is gone....

Posted by: Keep the beer cold at September 30, 2011 04:58 PM (7kVuw)

223 223

Christie and Palin and Huckabee and Giuliani all announce AND Obama announces he won't seek a 2nd term simultaneously.

Watch this all happen this upcoming week.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 08:55 PM (gTQby)

Clinton/Bayh vs Romney/Rubio

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 04:59 PM (WCm02)

224 slacker...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at September 30, 2011 04:59 PM (7j/xA)

225 Damn tuna. Fall for it everytime.....

Posted by: Fluffy's ghost at September 30, 2011 05:00 PM (7kVuw)

226 how can you fuckle??? Or get fuckled??? Do you have to be a Thai Tranny to do it?? (And can you show me?)

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at September 30, 2011 08:56 PM (7kVuw)

Trust me, if anyone can get us all beyond fucked, it's the SCoaMF

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 05:01 PM (gTQby)

227 Well, fuckle is what the great fucklebunny does. He does it habitually, and fuckfully.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 30, 2011 05:01 PM (AZGON)

228 #225 - Damn someone got into the Valu Rite early tonight! Whoa there big guy!

Posted by: Can't hold my liquor anymore cause I'm too old at September 30, 2011 05:01 PM (7kVuw)

229 I guess we could say Obama is going soft in Connecticut. Good thing he doesn't wear the pants in the family.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 30, 2011 05:02 PM (AZGON)

230 If Obama doesn't run, we're f*cked. We don't have anyone to beat Hillary.

Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 05:03 PM (OhYCU)

231 Ace, you have my e-mail. I know you don't get out much, so if you need strip joint recommendations so you can go party like Wicket on a meth bender, let me know.

I can just see him after he emptied out the tip jar and running around the Sapphire in Vegas screaming "YUB YUB! MAKIN' IT RAIN, YUB YUB!"

Posted by: SGT Dan at September 30, 2011 05:03 PM (y2s/z)

232 Ace is leaving us...Forever Alone.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 05:03 PM (4CSeG)

233 #230 I come to all the stuttering cluster fucks of the world and give them the ability to fuckle, especially when they live with Wookies....

Posted by: Fucklebunny at September 30, 2011 05:03 PM (7kVuw)

234 trying to stop smoking is getting to me.

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 05:04 PM (kWpIg)

235 Take me drunk!!

Posted by: Dangerous Toys at September 30, 2011 05:06 PM (7kVuw)

236 "Fucklebunny fucklebunny chockit ice cweam!" ---B. Hussein Obama, November 7, 2012, 7AM as told to the attending physician

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 30, 2011 05:06 PM (AZGON)

237 236 Ace is leaving us...Forever Alone.

As nature abhors a vacuum...who or what will fill the void?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:07 PM (Er56e)

238 Have all of our people watch the ER's for cases of bowlegged sheep requesting ice packs and Plan B pills.

We can track Ace's vacation.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 05:08 PM (4CSeG)

239 I abhor vacuuming.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:08 PM (fyOgS)

240 I can't believe Ace is going on vacation when pres. buckwheat hasn't taken a day off since he was immaculated. Shame on you Ace.

Posted by: Ronster at September 30, 2011 05:10 PM (/ej8I)

241 Nature recently had a tearful reconciliation with vacuum and they agreed to attend joint counseling and anger management yoga classes at the YMCA.

Posted by: sifty at September 30, 2011 05:10 PM (4CSeG)

242 As nature abhors a vacuum...who or what will fill the void?

You rang?

Posted by: Michelle's Ass at September 30, 2011 05:10 PM (WXhxA)

243 243 I abhor vacuuming.

What self-respecting carrier of the XY sex chromosome pairing doesn't?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:11 PM (Er56e)

244 138 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 07:48 PM (fyOgS)

Love you, mean it..

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 05:11 PM (R21xD)

245 You know what happens when the star quarterback gets injured... He goes into the tunnel, never to be seen again.

Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 05:11 PM (OhYCU)

246 In Soviet AoS, Liquid Whores vacuum you.

Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 05:13 PM (OhYCU)

247 new thread alert

Posted by: Nora at September 30, 2011 05:15 PM (VxqUc)

248 Come with me to my va-cay cay

But tighten up your sweet va -jay jay

Coz I wanna roll in the hay hay

And I'm lookin' for some steamy thighs

Posted by: Apologies to Wham! at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (giMzW)

249

Love you, mean it..

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (R21xD)

we love you Blue.

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (kWpIg)

250 Ace is going on a book tour.

Meaning he will be booked into multiple county jails between now and next week.

Posted by: sifty

Heh.

Posted by: Jade Sea at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (IdPEP)

251 What? Breitbart posts and runs you off or something?

Don't be intimidated by him! You're the EWOK! Say it. Say it again: I will not be moved. I am Ewok! Hear me roar!

Posted by: Queen Hotchibobo at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (8YM+5)

252 How about Ace fills in for Maet puttin' together an ONT or two?

Mmmmmmm, nah, crazy thought.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (F79HU)

253 Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:00 PM (F79HU) -------------------------------------- Hey! Nice to see someone bonded you out. Welcome back.

Posted by: Spiker at September 30, 2011 06:01 PM (4t9J5)

254 I'm fairly sure Ace is off to find out who fathered the Obama children and why Moochelle puts up with being the anointed one's beard.

Oh, wait, that's Andy Sullivan, isn't it? Silly me.

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (hQX3k)

255

Have a good trip,

you've earned it.

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 06:14 PM (mRRji)

256 NYCC isn't until the 13th, Ace, you're jumping the gun! And whose posts will Breitbart ignore if you're gone? Think of the Andrews, Ace, THE ANDREWSSS. But seriously, you are good people and you have done good work; can't think of anyone who deserves the vacay more. Just don't pull a David Carradine on us; keep the fun enjoyable AND safe, and we'll see you and your ten page essays when you get back!

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2011 06:23 PM (lSuMX)

257
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: Helter Skelter AudioBook at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (nUd+7)

258 So unless Breitbart's one of the guest bloggers I'm callin' slacker.

Posted by: Iblis at September 30, 2011 06:44 PM (/oDXi)

259 Have a great vaca, Ace! I hope you get your ashes hauled, bigtime. Breitbart's entreaties will fall on deaf ears in the Peaches household. I'm all yours, babe.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (/ybwc)

260 You need a break. You've been on fire lately.

Posted by: Brian at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (VTxyQ)

261 I realize that I'm just a little late with this snappy comeback but if Andrew really wants Ace's commenters he could always, ya know, buy the joint.

Posted by: exclusive listing agent for AoSHQ at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (i+DU3)

262 Lurker JBD here. Rest well, Ace. The battle begins in earnest once the stock market Skylabs through 8K, and the people now in power cast around for cover or scapegoats. We'll be lucky to make it to election day without a declaration of Martial Law. You heard it here first - a man who has learned to whistle up death-by-drone with the same nonchalance as he exhibits washing his golf balls will not hesitate to channel his pink-diaper past and go Soviet on the populace.Then by God we'll see who's soft.

Posted by: JBD at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (nj9Pc)

263 Heh I take one week off a year, plus sick days, but I don't blog on weekends so I guess it adds up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 30, 2011 08:30 PM (r4wIV)

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