April 05, 2011

Vote Results For Wisconsin
— Ace

Don't have a heart attack yet.

But I do expect to lose.

I think my feelings can best be summed up by the character Meat Loaf, expressing his deep frustrations to the character Gary Busey, in Tennessee Williams' The Celebrity Apprentice 3.

You took my motherf***in' sponges.

Yes, yes you motherf***ing did.

Two interesting facts: Meat Loaf is actually a conservative, and Gary Busey is sexually obsessed with improperly-cooked pork.

No link on that last one; you'll just have to take my word for it. I just get that "vibe."

Posted by: Ace at 05:21 PM | Comments (2028)
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1 can I pee my pants yet?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (0GFWk)

2 Painting the map red, bitchez!  We're unstoppable after Novemb.....oops.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2011 05:23 PM (xy9wk)

3 Mommy!

Posted by: The Last Gasp of Real Democracy at April 05, 2011 05:23 PM (mEyVv)

4 1% in, 59-41 we are losing, but, it's 1%.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:23 PM (cDRYC)

5 We are probably fucked no matter what happens.So don't sweat it.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:24 PM (NHrvF)

6 Shrug. Maybe they get results from liberal areas first. 1% is early days.

Posted by: joncelli at April 05, 2011 05:24 PM (Nvw83)

7 WTF WI.  Over.

Posted by: In Before the MBM Slobberfest at April 05, 2011 05:25 PM (N2yhW)

8 The Wisconcin GOP is a jokeÂ… everything theyÂ’ve done has been terribly executedÂ…

Posted by: yarrrr at April 05, 2011 05:25 PM (CRd2o)

9

Yeah, well, if "we" lose it's Wisconsin's problem.

(sorry Wisconsin morons)

It's either higher taxes or public employee layoffs.  Let's hope it's the 2nd.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (qBo9h)

10 Fucking Wisconsin.  A real chance to make a statement against the union goons and they're (probably) gonna drop the ball.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (OBXDf)

11

Fuck 'em...like we didn't know there was a whole mess of reds up there.

 

Let them drown in their debt then. Fair is fair.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (CluUg)

12 47-53, with 2% in, he's making a charge.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (cDRYC)

13 Hey the State Media called the 2000 election Florida result  for Gore with only 4% in and see how accurate that was?!?

Of course Bush was up by 6% at the time...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (bgcml)

14 60/3630 47% Our guy 53% Union Goon

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (Gr1V1)

15
;">REPORTING 2%   Joanne Kloppenburg

16,868

53%   David Prosser (inc)

14,828

47%

Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (GTbGH)

16 All state and local elections should be on the 1st Tuesday of November with as many coinciding with federal elections as possible. Statists intentionally set local and some other state elections at this time of the year for they know that a small but committed minority can win more easily because the average voter isn't even aware that there's an election. This is how you end up with left wing cranks on your city and county councils and how Wisconsin will likely end up with another one on its Supreme Court.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (GEPoZ)

17 #12 Milwaukee has not started reporting yet.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (Gr1V1)

18 effin not-wysiwyg comment code

Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (GTbGH)

19 5 We are probably fucked no matter what happens.So don't sweat it.

Bring on the collapse then!  Chaos reigns!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (DZ/g1)

20 REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH!!!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (qBo9h)

21 Throat cutting a wee bit premature at the LESS THAN ONE PER CENT IN stage; and that, one can well imagine, in from the most insanely excited Dem hothouse - like the one on lefty TV showing hippies strolling in and out of the polling station at the rate of one per oh ten minutes or so.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 05, 2011 05:28 PM (NHeC0)

22 Have we summoned the meteors yet?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:28 PM (OBXDf)

23 Massive layoffs tomorrow morning would bring much wood.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:28 PM (dT+/n)

24 10 More like "drop the soap in the prison shower."

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:28 PM (NHrvF)

25

ZOMG!! WE'RE BEHIND!

ALL IS LOST!!!

EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (qBo9h)

26 47% Prosser to 53% Klopp.  Mo betta.  It was something like 30%/50% just a bit ago.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (2hQbY)

27 Most of those votes (11,700 of the 15000) counted are from Dane county (Madison). Madsion voted against Walker last Nov. about 70%-%30. Really early.

Posted by: all the best at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (e0TtL)

28 EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!


I call Michele Bachmann!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (OBXDf)

29 This is a win in the soft white underbelly level. This is the crown jewel. This is where the real power is. Pass any laws you want. We'll invalidate it.

Posted by: McLovin at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (o+bH/)

30 I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as a reminder that the GOP better study every vote carefully if the results are close:

Can someone in WI explain this last sentence to me please?

I know in Ohio you can register to vote and then vote early!  How does WI work?  Is WI the same?  If so, looks like the Dems are up to their old tricks:

The Wisconsin Supreme Court race between incumbent Justice David Prosser and Assistant Attorney General JoAnne Kloppenburg is expected to draw voters looking to use the election into a referendum on the polarizing union-rights law.

Richard Luetschwager, a retired union steelworker from Wausau, said he suspects a lot of people who are not typically interested in voting will head to the polls to make a statement about Gov. Scott Walker.

Luetschwager, 62, voted for Kloppenburg, not only for political reasons, but because he said Walker has no integrity in office and he worries anyone with similar political views may act the same way.

“I think it’s due time we all took special care (to vote) because I certainly don’t agree with what the governor did,” he said. “I think anyone who thinks like he does will rule like him.”

At The Rose Garden, voting site for District Nos. 10 and 11, chief inspector Sheryl Hemp said the site had about 210 voters a littler after 11 a.m. “It’s busier than in February,” she said.

She said there was about two to three times as many new registrants this morning compared to other elections.

Posted by: momma at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (penCf)

31 Bring on the collapse then! Chaos reigns! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 09:27 PM (DZ/g1) Dibs on all Japanese babes!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (dT+/n)

32 3%  down 8

Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (GTbGH)

33 Seriously,I want the collapse to happen as soon as possible.Delaying it only increases the pain.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (NHrvF)

34 Maybe they get results from liberal areas first.

Gotta do the big cities last, so they know how many of the fraudulent ballots to bring out.

Not too many, or people might get suspicious.  Just enough to win.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (0vDuM)

35 For all of you non-moron fools out there living under the illusion that you live in a democracy, or a Republic, or whatever the fuck you think it is where your vote supposedly counts...YOU DON'T. You live in a progressive, unionist, collectivist, totalitarian kleptocracy where the fucking left decides how you will live, what you will eat, what you will breathe, how much money you will keep and whether your vote counts or not. Welcome to fucking Amerikkka. Hope you fucking enjoy it.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 05:31 PM (+Uv5V)

36 Makes a difference where that 2% is - if it's Dane or Milwaukee County, than its not a surprise. If it's Brown or Ozaukee, well, yeah, then you can slit your wrists.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:31 PM (iSKg4)

37 Actually, I live in Alabama.

Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 05:31 PM (GTbGH)

38 35 I didn't pay for a landslide.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (NHrvF)

39 If there's any hope, its that rural reporting must be slower in arriving than urban reporting?  Shithead unions will be our ruin.

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (bgSjf)

40 I don't know whats going to happen, but FYI: conservatives and republicans might want to turn out for more than one election.

I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (Z1jiu)

41 Let the tearing of hair and rending of garments commence!

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (NHrvF)

42 EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!


I call Michele Bachmann!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (OBXDf)

I'm calling Dana Perino AND Michelle Malkin.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:33 PM (4q6A5)

43 Joanne Kloppenburg

26,472

56%   David Prosser (inc)

21,082

44%
3% reporting

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 05:34 PM (ENKCw)

44

EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!

But I wish to depart this mortal plane pure, untouched by decadence.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 05:34 PM (DZ/g1)

45 126/3630 48% 52% Union goon by 4.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:34 PM (Gr1V1)

46 51-49, we are back 4%

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:34 PM (cDRYC)

47 She said there was about two to three times as many new registrants this morning compared to other elections.

Straight of the SEIU bus from Illinois.  I really haven't been making that up.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (0vDuM)

48 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 4%   Libtard

39,297

51%   David Prosser (inc)

37,838

49%

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (4q6A5)

49 Supreme Court REPORTING 4%   Joanne Kloppenburg

39,297

51%   David Prosser (inc)

37,838

49%

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (AkdC5)

50 Makes a difference where that 2% is - if it's Dane or Milwaukee County, than its not a surprise. If it's Brown or Ozaukee, well, yeah, then you can slit your wrists. Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (iSKg4) Brown has started to report- 58-42 for Prosser

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (Gr1V1)

51 LOL!

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (AkdC5)

52 Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (+Uv5V)

keepin it real yo

Posted by: Oscar Gamble at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (le5qc)

53 Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Posted by: Kent Brockman at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (OBXDf)

54 How the fuck can you register to vote on the same day of the election?

Posted by: McLovin at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (o+bH/)

55 Milwaukee and Winnabego counties reporting for Prosser so far.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (Gr1V1)

56 you are bass ackwards steph, we are still behind.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (cDRYC)

57 If it isn't a landslide, union goon will win. When has any recount not gone to the Dem?

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (eUmIE)

58 4% in,  down 2

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (GTbGH)

59 note to self..........  dont mess with a guys sponges or paint........ Meat kinda went Moron on him about that.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (a3Dy0)

60 "Most of those votes (11,700 of the 15000) counted are from Dane county (Madison). Madsion voted against Walker last Nov. about 70%-%30. Really early. Posted by: all the best at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (e0TtL)" all the best, how do you know it's Dane? Jesus, people, don't go by how Madison votes. If the entire state voted like Madison, Hugo Chavez would be governor.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (iSKg4)

61 In about 2, 2-1/2 hours, several mysterious dark sedans will leave an undisclosed location and head towards the various vote tabulation centers.  Upon arrival, each car's trunk and backseat will be unloaded of its precious cargo.  Eyeballs will lock onto each other in covert recognition and if one observes very closely, a nearly imperceptible nod of each head may be seen.  Then the same mysterious cars will dissolve into the night, returning to their lairs to await the next election night.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (XBM1t)

62 Oh, and I hope the Republicans learn a few lessons from this situation.

1) Go big or go home. The Democrats will call anything you do extreme if it changes the status quo. So there is little reason to moderate your policies at the beginning. Walker only limited some collective bargaining privileges from some public employees. The compromise in what he did offered him no benefit.

So at least start with more then you need - if compromise is necessary, then you have room to fall back.

2) Fight hard. Why didn't the legislature pass every big ticket item on the agenda while the Democrats were out? Why not trick them into coming home and then vote?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (bgcml)

63 So, Mr. Goldstein, your ID looks okay; were you born and raised in Wisconsin? Si. Well all right then, and thank you. De nada, Senor.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (dT+/n)

64 That vid looks like 6 monkies......I wish I had a football to thow in the mix, that poor football would be worn out like no tomorrow.....=)

Posted by: MOman at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (rwryW)

65 It's now 50/50.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (iSKg4)

66 6% in, tied up

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (GTbGH)

67 you are bass ackwards steph, we are still behind.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (cDRYC)

Formatting didn't exactly gel when I pasted.  Sorry.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (AkdC5)

68 6% in and it's 50/50 with the Commucrat with the slightest edge.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (4q6A5)

69 50-50 6% in.

Posted by: oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (cDRYC)

70 Patton had the Kasserine Pass...

Posted by: Whatever at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (L5sNt)

71 Gary Busey has seemingly made more money from his brain damage than from when he was an actual actor.

Having his head smashed has perversely helped his career. He's just crazy enough to be crazy ... but not so crazy he's in jail or institutionalized or dead. He shows up on time to places. 

Most people who can show up on time aren't crazy enough to be entertaining. It's a fine line he's managed to walk for years now.

I guess he made enough money before his brain damage that he can pay people to get him to where he has to be on time.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2011 05:39 PM (QcFbt)

72 it would help to know where these votes are coming from.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 05:39 PM (th0op)

73 Save a Horse ride a Cowboy!

Posted by: CatLady at April 05, 2011 05:39 PM (CyPWX)

74 This site breaks it down by county.

http://tinyurl.com/455xo3p

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 05:39 PM (yhaql)

75 It's like SJP versus Man'o'War!

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:39 PM (NHrvF)

76 I'm raffling off a Dream Date with Gary Busey. Lots of tickets left, ladies, so no crowding, please. Lots of tickets. Still plenty of tickets left, so no rush.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (e7n7W)

77 They vote the union goon, they deserve to drown in their own debt.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (eUmIE)

78 My prediction is PAIN.

Posted by: Mr. T at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (EL+OC)

79 Just wait until they have a poll workers and vote counters union.

Posted by: South Carolina Debutante Coterie at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (piMMO)

80 So which Democratic counties are the normal hold-outs?

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (GTbGH)

81 74 it would help to know where these votes are coming from I'll say. We have no way of putting them in context.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (iSKg4)

82

EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!

But I wish to depart this mortal plane pure, untouched by decadence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 09:34 PM (DZ/g1)

That means two for me. BBL, gotta go fetch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:40 PM (bxiXv)

83 I hate fucking sponge stealers, nothing pisses me off more.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 05:41 PM (MtwBb)

84 If we had taken some cows hostage like I suggested....

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:41 PM (dT+/n)

85 There is or was a very famous NY law professor who wrote treatise on tort law.  Wonder if they're related...

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 05, 2011 05:41 PM (bgSjf)

86 6% counted: 50-50 tie

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 05:42 PM (7mSYS)

87 Prosser in the lead now with a little more than 400 votes.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:42 PM (4q6A5)

88 75 Save a Horse ride a Cowboy!

Posted by: CatLady at April 05, 2011 09:39 PM (CyPWX)

I'll go get my hat & boots.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:42 PM (bxiXv)

89 @72

That was Lloyd Fredendall, not Patton.

Posted by: Gran at April 05, 2011 05:42 PM (kmmbv)

90 I'll say. We have no way of putting them in context.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 09:40 PM (iSKg4)

Try the link @76.   Let us know which counties are raving moonbat, please.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (AkdC5)

91 91 Yup.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (NHrvF)

92 Early days but she isn't winning big enough where she needs to. dems live in clumps so they need to take there big areas by over 70% to offset the R advantage everywhere else. Her best area has her at 65%. that isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (th0op)

93 I hate fucking sponge stealers, nothing pisses me off more. Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 09:41 PM (MtwBb) Don't get me started. Hitler: big-time sponge stealer.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (dT+/n)

94 There is a link for county by county result over at the Corner (from nationalreview.com)
Link-fu is beyond my abilities

Posted by: all the best at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (e0TtL)

95 I'll repost in case Donna V. did not see.

This site breaks down the vote results by precinct/county.

http://tinyurl.com/455xo3p

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (yhaql)

96 #92 Moonbat county #1 is Dane.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:43 PM (Gr1V1)

97

Don't give up hope yet.  Madison and Milwaukee might swing one way but, the rest of Wisconsin doesn't necessarily.  I went to the Polls today and had to stand in line. At 9 AM. 

Also, want to comment on the President's New Campaign.  Am I the only one pissed beyond measure that this POS is gonna campaign for 19 months on my fucking dime? 

Posted by: DailyDish at April 05, 2011 05:44 PM (vajyA)

98 So busey's not sponge worthy?

Posted by: Elaine Bennis at April 05, 2011 05:44 PM (cDRYC)

99

How many times can dead Democrats vote in Wisconsin?

Posted by: kansas at April 05, 2011 05:44 PM (nNgbi)

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:45 PM (4q6A5)

101 Tough call. Meatloaf has a serious weight advantage but I bet he fights like a spaz. Busey is bug fuck nutz but that could be an advantage. He's liable to do anything. Best thing about the election in WI is no matter what happens tonight nobody is breaking the fight up.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 05:45 PM (TMB3S)

102

So this is being boned.

So far, so good.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 05, 2011 05:45 PM (r1h5M)

103 85 I hate fucking sponge stealers, nothing pisses me off more.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 09:41 PM (MtwBb)

i was watching it Sunday night.......  it was funny, i thought Meat was about to climb on him.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (a3Dy0)

104 BUT I WOULDN'T DO THAT!

Posted by: MEATLOAF at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (CyPWX)

105 How the fuck can you register to vote on the same day of the election?

I did it in 2006; I showed up with an out-of-state driver's license and a document I claimed was a copy of my lease (it actually was, but how would they know?).


Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (0vDuM)

106 8% in, Prosser ahead with 234 votes.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (4q6A5)

107 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 6%   David Prosser (inc)

58,358

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

57,904

50%

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (6IReR)

108 8% and Prosser has pulled ahead.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:46 PM (iSKg4)

109 Hitler: big-time sponge stealer.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 09:43 PM (dT+/n)

you had to bring that guy up. He stole sponges from babies.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 05:47 PM (MtwBb)

110 Meat Loaf vs. Michael Cera would be cool.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:47 PM (dT+/n)

111 EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS! Thank goodness someone on AoS has their heads on straight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (9Lm5R)

112 8% counted - still 50/50

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (7mSYS)

113 In the comments, fuck is listed 13 times. Texas is listed 0. Move to Texas.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (EiH7n)

114 This b.S. has split my wifes family down the center, She and her Ma, Pa, 5 bros and sis, 23 neices and nephew, all born and raised in Beaver Dam. Nice Peolpe all, guess who the ignorant ones are?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (cDRYC)

115 Geromino and Robert, thanks very much for that AP link.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (iSKg4)

116

Am I the only one pissed beyond measure that this POS is gonna campaign for 19 months on my fucking dime? 

I am so pissed and have been for so long that I'm pissed about being pissed all the time. Believe it or not, rough language aside, I've always considered myself reasonable and fair. Not any more. I'm getting angrier and angrier and more aggressive by the day. And the fucking left is what's making me this way.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 05:49 PM (+Uv5V)

117

ohGodohGodohGod...I do have faith that we are fighting the good fight (what kind of people leave debt to their children and grandchildren to suffer under? NOT US!)...but I dont trust these northern climes....Wisconsin....red, white and blue or just red...that's the question...and I'm nervy tonight

 

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 05:49 PM (CluUg)

118

EVERYONE GRAB SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH SO WE DON'T DIE VIRGINS!

But I wish to depart this mortal plane pure, untouched by decadence.

 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 09:34 PM (DZ/g1)

Sacred Honor compels me to admit...

Posted by: Aphrodite at April 05, 2011 05:49 PM (bgcml)

119 Manute Bol  vs  Zombie Herve Villechaize

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:49 PM (GTbGH)

120 How much did the Dems dump into this race? I saw a figure of $3 million but I'm just wondering if anyone has better info.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (ENKCw)

121 Did someone take my sponges? They were right here. Where are they? WHERE THE F*** ARE THEY?!!!

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (nj1bB)

122 I'm getting angrier and angrier and more aggressive by the day. And the fucking left is what's making me this way.

Hell yeah.  Fuck civility!

Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (d88g9)

123 Boy, these artist types are sooooo tempermental!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (XBM1t)

124 9% counted - 51/49 in favor of the good guys

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (7mSYS)

125 51% prosser 9% in

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (nj1bB)

126 51-49, were up 4000 with 9% in

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 05:50 PM (cDRYC)

127

outraged at being outraged?

i useed to be a quiet, peaceful soul, now i'm just piss'd alot

 

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (h+qn8)

128 Supreme Court REPORTING 9% David Prosser (inc) 101,156 51% Joanne Kloppenburg 97,422 49%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (Gr1V1)

129 Prosser pressing ahead

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (GTbGH)

130 9%
Prosser 51
Goon Thug Libtard Fucksheath 49%

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (4q6A5)

131 How much did the Dems dump into this race? I saw a figure of $3 million but I'm just wondering if anyone has better info.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (ENKCw)

I don't know, how much did you have in your wallet, taxpayer?

Posted by: Some Democrat at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (bgcml)

132 cities tend to report last. Madison isn't a big city but I bet they're late.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (nj1bB)

133  If it is close enough for a recount, the election will go to the DEM.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (eUmIE)

134 Hey, how's Prosser doing?

Posted by: Tiger at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (MWXXs)

135 >>But I wish to depart this mortal plane pure, untouched by decadence. I'm pretty confident your wish will be granted.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (TMB3S)

136 Jesus, ace...we're watching the election resuylts...fucking deal with your hygiene needs another time, please....fuck

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (CluUg)

137 no seriously where are my sponges? DON'T F***K WITH ME. I'M A KILLER MONSTER.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (nj1bB)

138 If we win this I won't drink again until Thursday at the earliest.   Well, maybe tomorrow night.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (AkdC5)

139 btw- Prosser is gaining slightly in Dane county- he is getting 36% of the vote there so far (this is the center of Madisoncrazyland). Was at 35% earlier. No more updates from Milwaukee.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (Gr1V1)

140 Hell yeah.  Fuck civility!

Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (d88g9)

I wouldn't call playing nice with a group of people, who remember are at least willing to entertain killing you, civility to begin with...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (bgcml)

141 Hey, how's Prosser doing?

Posted by: Tiger at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (MWXXs)

Well his sciatica has been acting up but otherwise still as spry as ever.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (4q6A5)

142 i don't need long nails anyway

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (h+qn8)

143 Hey, check out these Ewok sponges on ebay!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (dT+/n)

144 Civility is way over-rated. Especially if, as a result, you get marched into a gulag.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (+Uv5V)

145 You know, the punchline to that Apprentice clip was that Gary Busey had not, in fact, taken Meat Loaf's sponges. Meat Loaf had misplaced the bag containing his sponges.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (nj1bB)

146 DON'T F***K WITH ME. I'M A KILLER MONSTER.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (nj1bB)

Don't underestimate angry muppets.

Posted by: Some Stormtrooper at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (bgcml)

147

I don't know, how much did you have in your wallet, taxpayer?

Posted by: Some Democrat at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (bgcml)

Enough to buy both sides a box of crayons and some 8.5 X 11 paper.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (ENKCw)

148 She's actually dropping in her strongest county as the results come in from 65 to 64%. She needs to be over 70% at least, 75% to feel comfortable. This race is over, Prosser won. Probably 55-45 in the end.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (th0op)

149 look under the damn'd sink will ya.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (h+qn8)

150 Koppenburg is a sponge stealer too. did time for it.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (MtwBb)

151 Prosser will have to win by at least 10 percent. Any less and the dirtbags will find additional votes.

Posted by: Mr. T at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (EL+OC)

152 Calm yourself ace, Klopenburg took your sponges to douse the sweat running down her thighs at the thought she went all in for nothing.  Then the Union bosses need to use them.  Then the guy with the ballots in his trunk...

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 05:54 PM (gIJ6L)

153 135 cities tend to report last.

Oh ace don't be such a downer.  Yeah Prosser might lose in the end, but then again he might not.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (7mSYS)

154 Oh, hey? Remember me? I did "I Just Want To Fly." I have now done 90% of all reality tv show in existence. You probably know me from one of those.

Posted by: Mark McGrath at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (nj1bB)

155 Civility is way over-rated. Especially if, as a result, you get marched into a gulag.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (+Uv5V)

On the plus side, they can't have us drilling in ANWR, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (bgcml)

156 141 If we win this I won't drink again until Thursday at the earliest.   Well, maybe tomorrow night.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (AkdC5)

 

FUCK THAT, steph...if we win this I'm druinking myself druck TONIGHT (and bold means serious!)

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (CluUg)

157 Better move. What will you tell your kids 20 years from now. I stayed because the leaves are so pretty in the fall?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (EiH7n)

158 Milwaukee in yet?


I'm pretty confident your wish will be granted.

So, so cold JS. bwaaa ha ha haaa

Posted by: lauraw at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (DbybK)

159 Everyone relax...I took your fucking sponges to the grave...

Posted by: Zombie Jaques Custeau at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (azgo2)

160 Supreme Court REPORTING 11% David Prosser (inc) 108,438 51% Joanne Kloppenburg 104,836 49%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (Gr1V1)

161 ace i'll share my nails to bite if you want i have a free hand.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (h+qn8)

162 This is Wisconsin's punishment for bombing Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (dT+/n)

163 Prosser is ahead right now.  Lloyd Carter is destroying the Doyle Dem Shilling for the judicial race in Waukesha county which is very good news.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (Sxt4Z)

164 51-49? Totally close enough to steal.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (8ay4x)

165 Wood county checking in for Prosser! Delmar country!

Posted by: delmar at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (d9sox)

166 Prosser ahead by something like 3,500 votes.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (4q6A5)

167

Enough to buy both sides a box of crayons and some 8.5 X 11 paper.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 09:54 PM (ENKCw)

Then get back to work you slacker.

These cappuccinos aren't going to pay for themselves, dammit!

Posted by: Some Egalitarian Leftist at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (bgcml)

168 If Prosser is even close, who in the MSM is going to want to discuss how Obama gets back to the White House w/o Wisconsin?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 05:56 PM (0rXxT)

169 All this talk of ace's sponges, and no one has made the Seinfeld joke yet.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 05:57 PM (0vDuM)

170 Has anyone seen Al Franken?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 05:57 PM (oZl5+)

171 If we win this I won't drink again until Thursday at the earliest.   Well, maybe tomorrow night.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (AkdC5)

 

FUCK THAT, steph...if we win this I'm druinking myself druck TONIGHT (and bold means serious!)

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:55 PM (CluUg)

can we go find some safe bar to drink ourselves under the table, i don't wanna be a drunk by myslef!

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 05:57 PM (h+qn8)

172 >>Yeah Prosser might lose in the end, but then again he might not. That is exactly the type of insightful analysis that makes this place what it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 05:57 PM (TMB3S)

173 Pulling votes out of coffins in 5, 4, 3, 2,...

Posted by: Dang at April 05, 2011 05:57 PM (TXKVh)

174 So, what's the MOF (Margin of Fraud) for this election?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 05:58 PM (DZ/g1)

175 I'm going to have a heart-attack before the night ends.  This is more exciting for me then American Idol.  Is that a good thing or a bad thing though?

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 05:58 PM (gIJ6L)

176 Milwaukee in yet?

Just the tip.  3 of 486 reporting.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 05:58 PM (GTbGH)

177

no seriously where are my sponges?

I thought you were into Loofahs? 

 

Loofahs, Sponges, and Poufs available at Amazon

many in fun animal shapes

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 05:58 PM (XBM1t)

178 Yeah Prosser might lose in the end, but then again he might not.

That is exactly the type of insightful analysis that makes this place what it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (TMB3S)

Naw, he's got it 100% backward.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 05:58 PM (bgcml)

179 I could swear I put those sponges down right here.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (nj1bB)

180 Milwaukee in yet?

Just the tip.  3 of 486 reporting.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (GTbGH)

I love this part.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (bgcml)

181 That is exactly the type of insightful analysis that makes this place what it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (TMB3S)


Have we considered the possibility of a SURPRISE METEOR STRIKE FROM OUTER SPACE?

ZOMBIE HOARDES?

NORTH KOREAN INVASION?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (4q6A5)

182 Come to AoSHQ for the insightful analysis, stay for the bacon, guns, war pron and BOOBIES!

Prosser almost 4,000 votes ahead.  Fingers X'd.  Sure tough to type that way.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (2hQbY)

183 157 That song both sucked and blew.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (NHrvF)

184 Prosser is apparently outperforming Johnson2010 in Dane County.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (Gr1V1)

185 well I was amazed that WI elected an R governor and R majority state senates and state houses in Nov. But I can't watch this obsessively. Bad flashbacks to my home state. Some sanity was restored but the Donks kept way too many seats, with Boulder and Denver holding out some precincts so they knew how many votes were needed to ensure the senate win. At least Prosser is ahead by 2% now (12% of precincts )

Posted by: not normally concerned at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (dkExz)

186 Naw, he's got it 100% backward.

RINO!

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 05:59 PM (0vDuM)

187

On the plus side, they can't have us drilling in ANWR, right?

Heh. Speaking of ANWR, I hope all the fucking proles out there are happy that, with gas pushing over $4 a gallon, we're keeping ANWR pristine. For all the happy tourists to go visit. Oops. Wait. It's -40 degrees there on a good day. And there's nothing there...no hotels, no airports. Matter of fact, the only way to visit there is if your fucking plane crashes while you're flying over it. But at least it's pristine. Fuck.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (+Uv5V)

188

Milwaukee's moonbat, right?

3/486     Prosser 64%     Chick w/dick    36%

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (AkdC5)

189 Yeah, let me just put the tip in.  It'll help you relax.

Posted by: Milwaukee, to Lady Liberty at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (8ay4x)

190 one piece of good news: 12% overall has been counted, but Dane County (Madison) has been 17% counted already

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (7mSYS)

191 That is exactly the type of insightful analysis that makes this place what it is. Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (TMB3S) Plato reincarnated.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (dT+/n)

192 I believe in HOPE. HOPE. Happiness Occurs Post Election.

Posted by: Gary Busey at April 05, 2011 06:00 PM (nj1bB)

193 Prosser ahead with 5,000 and change.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (4q6A5)

194 It's -40 degrees there on a good day. And there's nothing there...no hotels, no airports. Matter of fact, the only way to visit there is if your fucking plane crashes while you're flying over it. But at least it's pristine. Fuck.

No people...at all? Indeed paradise...

Posted by: Gaia at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (bgcml)

195

i dont see alot on tv that sticks in my mind alot.........  but Meatloaf has all week......  he was pissed...........

YOU MOTHERFUCKER............  I'M THE LAST MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (a3Dy0)

196 Oh, God! I wish I was a loofah!

Posted by: John Larroquette at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (oZl5+)

197 Now???


Posted by: guy with "found" Kloppenburg ballots in his trunk at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (72OLv)

198 197 Prosser ahead with 5,000 and change.
 Close enough to steal.

Posted by: Truman North, channelling Heather at April 05, 2011 06:01 PM (8ay4x)

199 That is exactly the type of insightful analysis that makes this place what it is.

happy to help

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (7mSYS)

200

FUCK THAT, steph...if we win this I'm druinking myself druck TONIGHT (and bold means serious!)

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:55 PM (CluUg)

Well, I've finally got an interview in the morning, so I can't.   But, I probably will when I get home, if we do win this.    I've got just the bottle I've been saving.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (AkdC5)

201 So embarrassing when you flip out and find out you were wrong or it was over a misunderstanding.I've done it.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (NHrvF)

202

With 12% in...

That's like one inch, right?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (XBM1t)

203 191, before the night is over Milwaukee will be Kloppenburgs. Trust me, I have been there before. It is Democratic heaven.

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (gIJ6L)

204 174 If we win this I won't drink again until Thursday at the earliest.   Well, maybe tomorrow night.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (AkdC5)

 

FUCK THAT, steph...if we win this I'm druinking myself druck TONIGHT (and bold means serious!)

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:55 PM (CluUg)

can we go find some safe bar to drink ourselves under the table, i don't wanna be a drunk by myslef!

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (h+qn

 

Aboslutely, willow. I'm buying. hell I'll give money away to win this one!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:02 PM (CluUg)

205 And they've already counted Dane County, the liberal stronghold.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 06:03 PM (8Cv3K)

206

The woman is no Scott Brown. I mean I'd totally stick it too her if she was wearing a furry costume, but she ain't no Scott Brown.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)

207 When Meatloaf shouted, "Do you understand?" at Busey, Busey should have answered:

"Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning."

Posted by: Oschisms at April 05, 2011 06:03 PM (GqM5k)

208 I knew Busey didn't take my sponges. I just wanted to yell at him...dude freaks me out.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at April 05, 2011 06:03 PM (3eTJD)

209

Why hasn't the Legislature simply re passed the original bill?

On the bright side Cuba is drilling for oil in the Gulf. Wonder how the emissions on those 55 Chevys they drive is?

Posted by: kansas at April 05, 2011 06:03 PM (nNgbi)

210 So embarrassing when you flip out and find out you were wrong or it was over a misunderstanding.

His apology was as cringe producing as a Robert Paulson hug at a Men's Testicular Cancer meeting.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (GTbGH)

211 The thing that kills me about the ass sucking moose dick licking dems is that this last election the people kicked their dick in the dirt, and they STILL fucking carry on like they know better.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (gWHrG)

212
Tuesday is Japanese porn night.
So I'll spend about 99.9999999% "making the rounds".
That's how important this election is to me.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (jhRak)

213 #212 NO only 49 of 248 precincts of Dane. However, thats already 20% of Madison reporting while only 13% of the state has.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (Gr1V1)

214 is Madison in Dane country?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (h+qn8)

215 Dane's about 1/5 gone, but Milwaukee's almost all out. Doesn't look good.

Posted by: Whatever at April 05, 2011 06:04 PM (L5sNt)

216 Kloppenburg sounds like a STD.You have Kloppenburg syndrome,I'm sorry.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 06:05 PM (NHrvF)

217

That's like one inch, right?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 10:02 PM (XBM1t)

Yeah, that's about right.

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:04 PM (5I8G0)

dreamers

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:05 PM (h+qn8)

218 Now this gives me hope. Prosser needed the conservatives to turn out in Waukesha. And it's looking like they did: Waukesha 5/198 Prosser 6,534 78% Kloppy - 1,892 -22%

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 06:05 PM (iSKg4)

219 Gawd I would love a flaming skull and some pudding if we can hold the leftards off in this one

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 06:05 PM (zyaZ1)

220 222 is Madison in Dane country Yes.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (iSKg4)

221 I'm getting into the bath tub with my wife. Back in one hour.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (oZl5+)

222 214 When Meatloaf shouted, "Do you understand?" at Busey, Busey should have answered:

"Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning."

Posted by: Oschisms at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (GqM5k)


Winnah!

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (MWXXs)

223 Margin of fraud is about 5000 votes. Prosser is about 7000 ahead right now, but Milwaukee and Dane still needs to report.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (Gr1V1)

224 Milwaukee's still holding out with 3 precincts reporting.  Is that good, or doom?

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (GTbGH)

225 Madison??? Madison??? Is that where they have all those sexy bridges?

Posted by: Crazy Bow-Fucker Chick at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (72OLv)

226 I just want to say that I have bought a shit pot of gold in the last couple years and the Mets, Knicks and Rangers are doing silly good lately so I'm pretty sure I'm getting out of this ok. The rest of you are probably fucked.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 06:06 PM (TMB3S)

227

what we need is obama to pick the lib as the winner

prosser would easily win

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (EOu3d)

228

I was looking at Wisconsin's demographics online, they have to be one of the least diverse states in the union.

 

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (DKV43)

229 50-50 again with 17% in. Shit.

Posted by: Gary Busey at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (nj1bB)

230 David Prosser (inc) 147,875 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 146,399 50% 17% in back to a nailbiter

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (Gr1V1)

231

Hey, what's up with the freaking Bride of Frankenstein hair on the woman anyway?

 

I'm just sayin' she's freaky even for a commie...and that's sayin' something!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (CluUg)

232 Back to 50/50, here come the corpses and the black sedans.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (cDRYC)

233 234 Callahan broke his leg!

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 06:07 PM (NHrvF)

234 Does anyone know of the poll workers or vote counters are unionized?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (DKV43)

235 Milwaukee is reporting now. 50 of 486 with Prosser down 62-38 there. It is a Democratic stronghold guys.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (Gr1V1)

236 237

I was looking at Wisconsin's demographics online, they have to be one of the least diverse states in the union.


Damn straight.

Posted by: Mr. T at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (EL+OC)

237 Tuesday is Japanese porn night. So I'll spend about 99.9999999% "making the rounds". That's how important this election is to me. Posted by: YIKES! at April 05, 2011 10:04 PM (jhRak) Just Tuesday?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (dT+/n)

238 ugh.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (h+qn8)

239 Prosser up almost 7000.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:08 PM (AkdC5)

240 I hate inner cities

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 06:09 PM (0GFWk)

241 Haha - Meatloaf's shirt is inside out.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at April 05, 2011 06:09 PM (8x3SC)

242 Steph at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (AkdC5)

What site/source are you using for this?  That's not what I see in Ace's link..

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 05, 2011 06:09 PM (bgSjf)

243 227 Gawd I would love a flaming skull and some pudding if we can hold the leftards off in this one

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (zyaZ1)

That might even be worth "dipping" in flaming pudding.

Nah, save that for the 2012's. You only get to do it once.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 05, 2011 06:10 PM (h7Tbc)

244

We need a 'steal-proof' margin.

 

You know how these bastards roll.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:10 PM (CluUg)

245 Only thing Gary Busey know's about Meatloaf is that he likes it with gravy and mashed potatoes.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 06:10 PM (NHrvF)

246 Any cheeseheads live blogging this?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 06:10 PM (0rXxT)

247 Supreme Court REPORTING 17%   David Prosser (inc)

151,749

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

149,905

50%

Posted by: skye at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (HwMXR)

248

The moonbat smelly hippies will go extra rabid if the conservative wins. I do hope there will be video of the crowds. 

"Let me be clear," this is hope and change I can believe in. Fingers crossed, Ace and morons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (FnRYN)

249 I don't won't to win like the British do. I want to plunder like a Viking. Yawn guess i'll go to some parking garages and play with some flaming wheelchairs with strapped in Ap reporters dolls.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (EiH7n)

250 David Prosser (inc) 151,749 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 149,905 50%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (Gr1V1)

251 Will winning or losing this seriously change our path to doom?Just asking.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (NHrvF)

252 When do the SEIU busses hit the polls?

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (CluUg)

253 With 12% in... That's like one inch, right? When I'm flaccid, yes.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (AZGON)

254 I'm rubbing my rabbit foot. Oh wait that's not my rabbit foot

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (0GFWk)

255 They're going to steal it.  Bastids. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (pW2o8)

256 19 Fucking months!  Starting with a trip to San Fran for a $38,500 per person fundraiser.  3 Wars, economy about to collapse, Radiation and Nuclear Meltdown, 3rd largest economy can't supply auto parts and US plants are shutting down for a bit, a million families about to loose their homes, 45 million on food stamps, small businesses disappearing daily, gas is $4.00/gal and food prices are up weekly...and this guy will be kicking off his campaign for an election that is 19 fucking months away.  I'm sure he'll fit in some Golf along the way.  I am ususally pretty easy going but I am just way passed pissed.  Prosser better win or I am not going to sleep tonight cause I'd be way, way passed pissed.

Posted by: DailyDish at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (vajyA)

257 243 Does anyone know of the poll workers or vote counters are unionized?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (DKV43)

probably all SEIU workers.  In NY you have to be politically connected to get those jobs and it's like the symphony, someone's in the seat and you literally have to wait for them to die to even have a chance for the seat.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (k1rwm)

258

Paris, it was the AP link, but now it's way back down.   This thing is jumping around like ants under a fire.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:11 PM (AkdC5)

259 50/50 at 17% in. Gotta get beyond the margin of theft dammit

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 06:12 PM (zyaZ1)

260 264, hopfully when the drunk bus drivers fall asleep at the wheel going back across the state line.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:12 PM (cDRYC)

261 If Kloppenhooves loses the race, won't Judge Sue-mi just declare the election invalid? It's not like there are rules any longer.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:13 PM (AZGON)

262 @263 I wonder that about many things.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 06:13 PM (eUmIE)

263 267 I'm rubbing my rabbit foot. Oh wait that's not my rabbit foot

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 10:11 PM (0GFWk)

Come on, dude....wait for the win at least....

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:13 PM (CluUg)

264

Will winning or losing this seriously change our path to doom?Just asking

winning will prove some political reform is possible and the public is willing, a loss means...well.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:13 PM (DKV43)

265 I was looking at Wisconsin's demographics online, they have to be one of the least diverse states in the union.

Only if you're one of those racist ignoramuses who think Swedish, German, and Irish people and cultures are identical.

(Everytime someone bitches about WI's "lack of diversity" I feel an intense urge to drop them off around 28th and Wright in MKE.)

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 06:13 PM (0vDuM)

266

261 David Prosser (inc)
151,749 50%

 
Joanne Kloppenburg
149,905 50%

Quite stealable.

Posted by: Truman North, channelling Heather at April 05, 2011 06:14 PM (8ay4x)

267 nice prosser bump

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (MWXXs)

268

from Ann Althouse (whatta babe) a little while ago:

"UPDATE, 9:30: On TV, they seem to be pre-spinning a Kloppenburg loss, saying what an amazing thing it is that she has come close to beating an incumbent."

Not yet, my Lords...

Posted by: mallfly at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (W6bJb)

269   279 I was looking at Wisconsin's demographics online, they have to be one of the least diverse states in the union.

Only if you're one of those racist ignoramuses who think Swedish, German, and Irish people and cultures are identical.

(Everytime someone bitches about WI's "lack of diversity" I feel an intense urge to drop them off around 28th and Wright in MKE.)

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (0vDuM)

Fucking white people...get over it. We'te not allowed to have subsets. Jeez.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (CluUg)

270 20% and he's up by 5k.

Posted by: Devilish at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (3eTJD)

271 This race is tighter than Moochelle's buns in a sheath dress.
 
(drink)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (ENKCw)

272 Oh hell radish, just drop them off on MLK. Is there an MLK in the country the doesn't pass through a crime ridden poverty area?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (cDRYC)

273 If Prosser wins by 52%, I'm going to take that as a Divine sign. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (DZ/g1)

274 Did anyone see busloads of union types coming across the border today?

Is it wrong to wish for the SEIU buses to end up like the casino bus in NY a couple of weeks ago?

Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 06:15 PM (d88g9)

275 Supreme Court REPORTING 20%   David Prosser (inc)

170,374

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

165,166

49%

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 06:16 PM (oVQFe)

276 This race is tighter than Moochelle's buns in a sheath dress. Eyebleach, stat!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:16 PM (AZGON)

277 Interesting fact, Kloppenberg is German for "Donkey Punch"

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:16 PM (DKV43)

278 Prosser is outperforming Johnson in Milwaukee and Dane Counties He is also outperforming him slightly in Republican strongholds like Waukesha and Walworth.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:16 PM (Gr1V1)

279 I live in a Republican-leaning precinct in a town that leans somewhat Democrat within Paul Ryan's Congressional district.  Today there was a long line at my polling place,  about 4PM.  There were only 5 or 6 paper ballots left at the time that I was in line.  The election official, whom I know to be a Democrat, said she "was thinking about" calling the city clerk for more ballots.  We have only one electronic voting machine at my precinct, and this same official seemed to be having "trouble" getting it going.  I can only imagine what happened to all the people who tried to vote when they got off work.  To me, it seemed as if the election officials were in no big hurry to accomodate the voters.

There was also a woman out front with her son, collecting signatures for the recall of State Senator Wirch (D- State Line Fleebagger).  I would have signed eighty times but I have scruples.  I only signed 18 times.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:17 PM (KDX07)

280 285 This race is tighter than Moochelle's buns in a sheath dress.
 
(drink)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 10:15 PM (ENKCw)

 

Yup (drink)...I'm with you on that, gnuman....

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:17 PM (CluUg)

281 How the hell did Agent Pappas outlive Bodi? Unless Busey's drug consumption over his lifetime turned him into a pastey faced zombie?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 05, 2011 06:17 PM (BiYGd)

282 How close does it have to be for Klops to demand a recount if she loses?

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 06:17 PM (8Cv3K)

283 Is it wrong to wish for the SEIU buses to end up like the casino bus in NY a couple of weeks ago?

It kinda is, but I have to admit I laughed.

Posted by: MissTammy at April 05, 2011 06:17 PM (BebB7)

284 I bet they find some votes in car trunks and some that people didn't see cause they didn't have their glasses on, in boxes.  Isn't this the state that allows cheating like that if you are of the right ilk?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:18 PM (k1rwm)

285 Interesting fact, Kloppenberg is German for "Donkey Punch"

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 10:16 PM (DKV43)

Do they have a way to say that in Austrian?

Posted by: B to the H O at April 05, 2011 06:18 PM (72OLv)

286 On the plus side, they can't have us drilling in ANWR, right? I've been there before. It's kind of like the Dead Marshes from Lord of the Rings.....except frozen solid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 06:18 PM (9Lm5R)

287 The AP link is really lagging.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:18 PM (GTbGH)

288 Kloppenhooves called Al Franken to bring in the "trunk show."

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:19 PM (AZGON)

289 Certainly within range of a steal-- one of those uncanny, late-hour, "Look at all these bags of ballots we found!" steal, which I fully expect. But if the Republicans take this as a "loss" loss (to paraphrase Whoopi) and use it as an excuse to lose their nerve on RE-passing that law, then... well, then as we've been saying for a while now, Wisconsites deserve what they get-- free lifetime membership in the LOTB.

Posted by: benjamin at April 05, 2011 06:19 PM (skBcg)

290 Supreme Court REPORTING 23% David Prosser (inc) 191,761 51% Joanne Kloppenburg 184,419 49% Still a shitload of Milwaukee to go

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:19 PM (Gr1V1)

291 Steph was prescient, up by 7000 again.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:19 PM (cDRYC)

292 If you're a Democrat and you f'king lose this, how do you even begin to maintain your morale?  You had everything going for you.  You had the unions.  You had the media.  You had the party support.  You had few protests by Tea Party groups.  You had f'king Wisconsin.  You already considered the public relations fight won.

If you lose this, just give up.  It's over.  Just go home and quit.

(Still... the night's young.  Count on nothing.)

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (EXLhY)

293 Kloppenburg will win.

In Columbia County (big swing county), Walker won by 1% and Ron Johnson lost by 1%.

Kloppenburg won Columbia 56-44%.  It's over.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (A0Q4i)

294 286 20% in.

Prosser:  170,374  51%
Klopp:  165,166  49%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:15 PM (5I8G0)

Eyes open wider, quickly followed by a sharp intake of breath....

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (XBM1t)

295 Any write in's for Murkowski?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (0GFWk)

296 I have to go take a wicked Kloppenberg, i'll be right back

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (DKV43)

297 A very interesting thing about what's going on now is the number of conservative women that are coming out in droves and helping drive this movement. I'm pretty sure most of them shave in the right places too. Bonus.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (TMB3S)

298

Between Heaven and a Bat Out of Hell or somewhere in between Amazing Grace this may entertain you, -

http://preview.tinyurl.com/43tcv6d

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (CyPWX)

299 Waukesha is a stronghold.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (GLP9X)

300 At this moment a few of the Wisconsin Supremes on the libtard side are writing opinions to explain why they will issue an injunction to invalidate the WI Secretary of State's election result. Just in case.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (AZGON)

301 I have to go take a wicked Kloppenberg, i'll be right back Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (DKV43) Don't forget the Koran to wipe yourself

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (0GFWk)

302 Can anyone recall a judicial election in which one of the candidates so blatantly ran as an activist before this one?  I mean, that bitch has basically said how she's going to rule on things.

I hate what these evil assholes have done to our country. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (pW2o8)

303 Isn't this the state that allows cheating like that if you are of the right ilk?

Dude, they ALL allow cheating by Dems.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 06:21 PM (0vDuM)

304 Hey!  Who ordered 22,000 Union votes, anyway.  Got 'em right here in the trunk.

Posted by: Union Votes 'R Us at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (ZX2vl)

305 Greg, Greg? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (cDRYC)

306 Fuck yourself with a broom handle, Greg. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (pW2o8)

307 This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (MtwBb)

308 Kloppenburg will win.

In Columbia County (big swing county), Walker won by 1% and Ron Johnson lost by 1%.

Kloppenburg won Columbia 56-44%.  It's over.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (A0Q4i)

309 Can anyone recall a judicial election in which one of the candidates so blatantly ran as an activist before this one?

You could have stopped at "election." I'm not sure I've ever seen a TV ad for one before this year.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (0vDuM)

310 Little known fact is Wisconsin is French for fucked.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (N2yhW)

311 "But I do expect to lose."  Ace, you gotta stop with the unfettered exuberance.

Batchelor talking about this right now.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (k1rwm)

312 In Columbia County (big swing county)

How big?  It looks like 1500 vote spread with 32/39 precincts in on the AP link.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (GTbGH)

313

Will winning or losing this seriously change our path to doom?Just asking

winning will prove some political reform is possible and the public is willing, a loss means...well.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (DKV43)

That's happy news compared to the usual shit that Monty hands out.

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 06:22 PM (bMIRR)

314 Supreme Court REPORTING 23%   David Prosser (inc)

191,761

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

184,419

49%

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (JqBN2)

315 299 I bet they find some votes in car trunks and some that people didn't see cause they didn't have their glasses on, in boxes.  Isn't this the state that allows cheating like that if you are of the right ilk?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 10:18 PM (k1rwm)

That's every section of the country that is under that control of Democrats.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (oVQFe)

316

Two heavy-duty martinis and I sign in to find out if Prosser won and you morons don't have an answer yet??

Please tell me that they haven't stolen this race... Please?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (otfJ1)

317 In Wisconsin, you can register right there on the spot, and there is no voter ID.  I saw some young people at the registration table that were trying to all register on the basis of one utility bill that was addressed to one person in their group.  They claimed to be room-mates.  Having been an election official in this town in past years, I can pretty much guarantee that those kids were all allowed to vote today.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (KDX07)

318 Don't forget the Koran to wipe yourself I like the double-ply Koran that's squeezably soft. Like Greg's skull.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (AZGON)

319 If you lose this, just give up.  It's over.  Just go home and quit.

Shuttle a bottle of Tylenol down your gullet, too, just to make sure you sleep soundly.

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (Q/RCp)

320 Supreme Court REPORTING 24% David Prosser (inc) 197,246 51% Joanne Kloppenburg 190,525 49%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (Gr1V1)

321 It's tighter than a Texas tick!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:23 PM (VeoOY)

322 ""I have to go take a wicked Kloppenberg, i'll be right back
Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (DKV43)

Don't forget the Koran to wipe yourself.""


And don't forget to flush twice, its a long way to the white house.




Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (gWHrG)

323 AP has Prosser up by about 7000.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (AkdC5)

324 "Tennessee Williams' The Celebrity Apprentice 3" Now that is damn funny!

Posted by: USA at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (YZISw)

325 Let's go David! Hold off the Commie hordes.

Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (hp2jB)

326 Sometimes I ask my Dad to put on a purple SEIU shirt before I let him finger my farthole.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (A0Q4i)

327 At times like this many young people think that the best thing they can do to improve their lives is to bleach their tender anuses.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (EiH7n)

328 Tighter than a crab's ass!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (VeoOY)

329

I have a non-political type friend who lives in Waukesha.  Voted for Obama since it was the thing to do at the time.  Didn't follow the union mess, etc.

Yesterday, she said to me that she and her friends decided to "send a message to the unions" and come out and vote.

We're still good.  Possibly.

Posted by: Truman North, channelling Heather at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (8ay4x)

330 Fuck, there's no way Leena Murkloppenburg is going to win again! Not here in USA land!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (CluUg)

331 John Fund, "turnout is just through the roof for an election like this"  20% of the vote is in.  They are on track to get 1.5 to 1.6 million votes for an "obscure supreme court race in April, in April"

This is war in Wisconsin, the unions have turned out their entire political machine and it is a referendum on Walker.

Wow you can really tell that John Fund is not pro prosser.  He claims when we lose, the conservatives won't be able to recover from the psychological blow.  He also said they can hear the case before prosser goes but he doubts they will. 

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (k1rwm)

332

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (A0Q4i)

Fuck off troll.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (oVQFe)

333 I hate people who yell like that.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (eUmIE)

334 Tighter than a virgin quail.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (9Lm5R)

335 Jackstraw, have you seen my new website?...(Your comment about women shaving made me think of it)...


Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 06:25 PM (8Cv3K)

336

Supreme Court REPORTING 24% 
David Prosser (inc) 197,246  51% 
Joanne Kloppenburg 190,525 49%

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (JqBN2)

337 When did Union become a bad word?

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (gJNMj)

338 This race is tighter than Spanks on Cankles!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (AZGON)

339 I'm not sure when the results from Cook County will be posted, but I expect them to break toward Kloppenberg.

Heh.

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (0vDuM)

340 Milwaukee is reporting now. 50 of 486 with Prosser down 62-38 there. It is a Democratic stronghold guys. Well, yeah, tell me about it. Milwaukee will certainly go for Kloppy. However, that doesn't necessarily spell doom: In Milwaukee County, Democratic candidate for governor Tom Barrett got 61.5% -- 15 points better than his statewide percentage of 46.5%. That 15-point gap between the Democratic vote in Milwaukee County and in the state as a whole was bigger than in any gubernatorial election in at least 40 years. That's what I have had to repeatedly remind myself to keep from despairing during the past few weeks - I live on the East Side of Milwaukee, which is no more representative of Wisconsin as a whole than moonbatty Madison is.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (iSKg4)

341 Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (A0Q4i)

Is it a sock or the real deal.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (jhRak)

342

But...Jesse Jackson is crying, y'all. For some reason I keep thinking this is sort of a preview of 2012; when I will need massive boluses of valium/shots of Junipero gin to handle the shennanigins that will be rampant as the damn DOJ ignores the New Black Panthers and argggggggggh.

OT, husband has teevee on with wimmin's NCAA championship. I am pretty sure FLOTUS could play with some of the girls. And that Olympic lesbo woman who is talking really irritates the craps out of me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (FnRYN)

343 324 Kloppenburg will win.

In Columbia County (big swing county), Walker won by 1% and Ron Johnson lost by 1%.

Kloppenburg won Columbia 56-44%.  It's over.

and Prosser is winning Outagamie by 14% while Walker only won it by 9%. And Prosser is winning Ouzaukee by 48% while Walker won it by 38%.

I mean come on.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (PdCgz)

344 309 Kloppenburg will win.

In Columbia County (big swing county), Walker won by 1% and Ron Johnson lost by 1%.

Kloppenburg won Columbia 56-44%. It's over.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (A0Q4i)


Thank goodness, the ASSHOLE has arrived! Go fuck yourself, Greg.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (yhaql)

345 Nice Deb:  I never comment on your new site, but I visit about twice a day.  It's really, really good work.

Posted by: Truman North, channelling Heather at April 05, 2011 06:26 PM (8ay4x)

346 I can't believe its this close.  The thugs creeps freaks union activists communists showed their ass and defaced the capital. How could anybody support this crap.  They are defecating on our constitutional governmant every day.  Does anyone have any idea what percent are even expected to vote?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 06:27 PM (2o7Ys)

347 Dane County (Madison) is going to have a heavy turnout too, as there is a big hotly-contested mayoral election up there between two liberal candidates who are trying their best to out-left each other.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:27 PM (KDX07)

348 AD: "...You had everything going for you. You had the unions. You had the media.  You had the party support. You had few protests by Tea Party groups. You had f'king Wisconsin. You already considered the public relations fight won..."

We had a secret weapon: Glenn Beck. And thugs on film.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2011 06:27 PM (swuwV)

349 Tighter than a nickel squeezed between my thumb and forfinger.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:27 PM (XBM1t)

350 Funny to see some of the Republican counties are holding back their totals as well. Milwaukee has 90% more to go but Waushafunnysoundingname has over 95%, Racine quite a bit as well. So we will see how this spins out.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (Gr1V1)

Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (d88g9)

352 wow - 29% reporting, Prosser up by 12k over DonkeyPunch

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (7mSYS)

353 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 29%   David Prosser (inc)

237,031

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

225,445

49%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (7utQ2)

354 Prosser stays til August win or lose.

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (MWXXs)

355 Does anyone have any idea what percent are even expected to vote?

I would say that in my precinct it was at least double the turnout for an election of this type (judges and local officials only).

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (KDX07)

356 366 29% in:

Smart voters:  237,031  51%
Dumb voters:  225,445  49%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:27 PM (5I8G0)

 

She lets go with a squeal and begins to worry if her reach has exceeded her grasp.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (XBM1t)

357 WAS IT OVER WHEN THE CHEESEHEADS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!!!???

Posted by: Bluto at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (7Ahkq)

358 Call the fucking quorum and pass the fucking law already. Like three weeks ago. They came back. PASS THE FUCKING LAW, LIKE YOU HAVE SOME BALLS! nevermind, you stupid Wisconsin pussies, just cry about it while they stick it in deeper. And yes, this post took a lot of effort, cuz I had to hit the shift key before every letter. Stupid cell phones.

Posted by: Citizenslave at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (rLCv6)

359 >>Greg at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (A0Q4i) It doesn't even matter anymore. In fact, it might be best for us in the long run if we lose. The inexorable movement of economics is in motion. We either take drastic action today, which would mean we win and do the dirty work you fucksticks fought against, or we lose and the economy goes into massive and frankly pretty scary meltdown and you dickheads will be in charge and nobody will ever take you seriously again. I honestly don't give a fuck anymore. After years of warning this is where we are heading and being called an extremist, I could give a fuck. I'm prepared, Greg. You?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 06:28 PM (TMB3S)

360 Oh hell radish, just drop them off on MLK. Is there an MLK in the country the doesn't pass through a crime ridden poverty area? I always thought that putting MLK Boulevard in the slums was a backhanded racist insult from the Dems. Same thing happens with Cesar Chavez Boulevard here in Calif.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (9Lm5R)

361 Supreme Court REPORTING 29% David Prosser (inc) 237,031 51% Joanne Kloppenburg 225,445 49%

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (cDRYC)

362 Smart voters:  237,031  51%
Dumb voters:  225,445  49%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:27 PM (5I8G0)



I want CDR M reporting the results election night 2012....on FOX.


Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (VuLos)

363 #366 What matters is where those votes came from. If they came from the Republican areas, Prosser is gone. if a lot of that last batch came from Dane and Milwaukee, thats good for Prosser.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (Gr1V1)

364 Typical....can the rest of the state capable of doing fifth grade math overpower Madison and Milwaukee?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (7utQ2)

365 It makes me so sad to know there are so many stupid people here at Ace of Spades HQ.

Prosser's done.  Toast.  History.  I gently tried to get it through your thick skulls in the last thread.  But now you're hanging onto the faint shred of empty hope that somehow, SOMEHOW, Prosser's going to pull it out.  Here's me:  "The odds are heavily against a Prosser victory."  And here's you:  "OMGZ YES WE CAN DO IT BLEAH FAP FAP FAP WINNING WINNING WINNING!!!!111!!!!!"  NOT HAAAAAAAPENNING, MOE-RONS.

Gee whiz.  You know, I try.  I really do.  I come on here every day and jut my fearless jaw into the wind of utter stupidity, hanging on to the forlorn belief that anybody can be gotten through to via the power of logic and reason, eloquently expressed by such as myself.  I don't know why though.

I hate to think what you people are going to say about Muslims the next time one of those threads comes up.

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 06:29 PM (FYCiJ)

366 I think this is a little taste of what 2012 prez election nite is going to be like. No stroll in the park for the R's.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 06:30 PM (eUmIE)

367 So a quarter of Milwaukee's in, but Dane is still holding out.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:30 PM (GTbGH)

368 Thank you Truman. I appreciate that.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 06:30 PM (8Cv3K)

369

Supreme Court REPORTING 29%
David Prosser (inc) 237,031  51%
Joanne Kloppenburg 225,445 49%

 

It's not looking too catestrophic so far...go team...

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at April 05, 2011 06:30 PM (JqBN2)

370

Tighter than a turkey girdle!

 

 

 

 

(Shit, I don't know. It sounded good.)

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:30 PM (VeoOY)

371 Madison and Milwaukee are the two democratic strongholds in the state.  It is an extremely extremely competitive race.

"The answer is Obama immediately steered clear of this race as soon as Walker pointed out "you say this is an assault on union rights but Mr. President you don't offer these rights to federal employees'" (fund's quote of Walker, so it could be off, but the thought is correct)

they threw everything at prosser.  Fund thinks that the president is going after the independents by the way he is responding to Ryan's budget.

"Supreme Court, Wisconsin....it's about Madison" - batchelor

I'm surprised he covered this, I'd be surprised if they didn't cheat to get their horse into the slot.


Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (k1rwm)

372 Milwaukee now 23% in. No change in Dane. Still a lot left from the republican county with a goofy name. lets see.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (Gr1V1)

373 #383 Geez you are dramatic.

Posted by: lauren at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (eUmIE)

374 I miss those budweiser commercials with the majestic Kloppenburgs pulling the beer wagon.

Posted by: USA at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (YZISw)

375 I thought Dane was counted, but I read Costa's reporting at NRO wrong.

He was headed to Kloppenburg's campaign headquarters next.

Not a good sign, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (8Cv3K)

376

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (FYCiJ)

Did you say something?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (XBM1t)

377 Supreme Court REPORTING 32% David Prosser (inc) 256,303 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 254,174 50% +2129 for Prosser. Lets see if this surge came from Dane or Mil.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:31 PM (Gr1V1)

378 Uh-oh big bomb for Kloppenberg from somewhere, the margin is back to 2 grand.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (7utQ2)

379 Closer than a pair of incestous Siamese twins!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (VeoOY)

380

I always thought that putting MLK Boulevard in the slums was a backhanded racist insult from the Dems. Same thing happens with Cesar Chavez Boulevard here in Calif.

Or, it could be because dark-skinned people are more likely to commit crimes and live in squalor than light-skinned people.

Posted by: Dan Akroyd, 1977 at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (8ay4x)

381 here comes milwaukee and some more dane. 50/50 but still a 2000 lead for Prosser

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (PdCgz)

382 Supreme Court REPORTING 32% David Prosser (inc) 256,303 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 254,174 50% Getting tight again.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (cDRYC)

383 Still a lot left from the republican county with a goofy name.


ALL our towns have goofy names here.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:32 PM (KDX07)

384

Tighter than a peanut butter and honey sandwich!

 

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:33 PM (VeoOY)

385 375 WAS IT OVER WHEN THE CHEESEHEADS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!!!???

Posted by: Bluto at April 05, 2011 10:28 PM (7Ahkq)

ZERO. POINT. ZERO.

Posted by: Dean Fucking Wormer at April 05, 2011 06:33 PM (yhaql)

386 Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (FYCiJ)

Okay, be honest. How many days were you saving that to post it here irrespective of the results?

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 06:33 PM (EXLhY)

387 25% of Dane is in. <25% of Milwaukee in. Be prepared for a deluge when Milwaukee and Dane get their next big dump. It will be up to the Republican counties to help make up the hike.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:34 PM (Gr1V1)

388 Are any of the counties that haven't reported at all of any significance?

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:34 PM (GTbGH)

389 Biffy, here's the deal. Even if Prosser loses, we win. Because of a beautiful thing called reality.  You see, the jig is almost up for progs. You can't stop it, you can't really even slow it much longer. System crash and reset. What sort of seat at the NEW table will the whiny, greedy gov't union thugs get? Not a very nice one, I think. So it's all good, sweetie.

Posted by: Lizbth at April 05, 2011 06:35 PM (JZBti)

390 34% in now and Prosser still up 2,000

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 06:35 PM (oVQFe)

391 25% of the strongest Democratic areas now in: Supreme Court REPORTING 34% David Prosser (inc) 265,662 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 263,356 50%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:35 PM (Gr1V1)

392 When I here the name biff I think of the bully from back to the future, Except this one is wearing an Obama shirt mastubating to Anime.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 06:35 PM (cDRYC)

393

It probabably means nothing...but to klop someone means to 'smack them with your penis' in some cultures...here, look at number 2....

 

buy klop mugs, tshirts and magnets (Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured. I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face. buy klop mugs, tshirts and magnets (Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured. I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face. buy klop mugs, tshirts and magnets (Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured. I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face.http://tiny.cc/qu3ij

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:36 PM (CluUg)

394 This thing is tighter than Joan River's face, and damn near as frightening.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:36 PM (YZISw)

395 I've heard fund on election night's before.  He knows already that prosser lost and he told batchelor it will all be over by midnight.  Sadly this is like ten times the amount of folks who came out to vote Walker in.   He really made it sound as though BO and the unions run Wisconsin, really run Wisconsin.  It made me totally sad.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:36 PM (k1rwm)

396 Isn't it awesome that in Barack Obama's New America, we can now all sit around and bite our nails over an April state judicial election in Wisconsin because one of the candidates has loudly and proudly declared that she has every intention of rendering decisions entirely per her extreme leftist views and the special interests of her brownshirted union patrons?  Can't say we had this much excitement in uptight, "law and order" stodgy Old America!

Change!

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 06:36 PM (Q/RCp)

397 408 34% in:

The Rule of Law:  265,662  50%
The Rule of Union Leadership:  263,356  50%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:34 PM (5I8G0)

 

A beachhead having been established, she prepares for further incursions...

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:36 PM (XBM1t)

398 oh and fund intimated that they would come in for the kill at the very last minute with all the dem districts reporting for drama.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:37 PM (k1rwm)

399 In Juneau, Kloppenburg won 55-45.  Bush won that county by 6.

Kloppenburg wins by 2-3 pts.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:37 PM (A0Q4i)

400 If I'm not mistaken, Biff G. is a sock and it is making fun of Jeff B.

Posted by: Dean Fucking Wormer at April 05, 2011 06:37 PM (yhaql)

401 wow, not sure why that went so bad...just meant to post the tiny url shit...http://tiny.cc/qu3ij

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (CluUg)

402 If Prosser doesn't win outright, I hope it's because of blatant union fuckery---as in manufactured votes and everything. If If folks aren't mad yet---this will do it.

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (Qb/Jf)

403 This thing is tighter than a bull's ass at a rodeo.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (YZISw)

404 ...speaking of dirty socks...

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (yhaql)

405 418 oh and fund intimated that they would come in for the kill at the very last minute with all the dem districts reporting for drama.


...as soon as they know how many votes are needed.

Posted by: Dell at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (ZX2vl)

406 Curious: stuff it, ahole.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (iSKg4)

407 from ann althouse

"UPDATE, 9:00: On TV, they seem to be pre-spinning a Kloppenburg loss, saying what an amazing thing it is that she has come close to beating an incumbent."

i'm sure the media has some exit polls they are looking at.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (PdCgz)

408 Greg,

I cordially invite you to toss your own salad, and break your neck in so doing.

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (Qb/Jf)

409 Thanks, Greg.

Can I get my fucking hummus and pita chips now, please?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (7utQ2)

410 I often make love to my mother's winter socks.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (A0Q4i)

411 In Juneau, Kloppenburg won 55-45.

She's 300 votes ahead with half the precincts in on AP.  Do you have a source for results that we don't have?  Bring the knowledge.


Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:39 PM (GTbGH)

412 @JonahNRO: RT @daveweigel: All of Brown County is in -- Prosser wins it 55-45, same margin Bush won over Kerry.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 06:39 PM (iSKg4)

413 You see, the jig is almost up for progs. You can't stop it, you can't really even slow it much longer. System crash and reset.

And you think this is a "win" for your side?  Bwahaha -- this suffering, chaos, and lawlessness is the culmination of our life's work!

And Barry O's, for that matter.

Posted by: Cloward and Piven at April 05, 2011 06:39 PM (Q/RCp)

414 423 This thing is tighter than a bull's ass at a rodeo.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (YZISw)


Dunno about that. Larry the Cable Guy got a finger up in there on his show

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 06:39 PM (Qb/Jf)

415 This thing is tighter than Cousin Joey's pecker in a ketchup bottle.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:40 PM (YZISw)

416 This thing is tighter than Barry's sweet, sweet a...

... err, forget I was here.

Posted by: Kal Penn at April 05, 2011 06:40 PM (72OLv)

417 If Prosser wins, I'm spitting in your taco salad, wingers.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:40 PM (A0Q4i)

418 #431 Greg just mostly makes shit up on election night and then disappears until the next election night.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 06:40 PM (oDMwn)

419 Americans:  265,662  50%
Future chinese cock holsters:  263,356  50%

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 06:41 PM (gWHrG)

420 Prosser is slightly outperforming Johnson in Milwaukee and by about 8% more than Johnson in Dane still.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:41 PM (Gr1V1)

421 Posner's gonna klop that bitch, just you wait and see...

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:41 PM (CluUg)

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:41 PM (k1rwm)

423 We should make Greg a moderator.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:42 PM (bAySe)

424 Remember the alternate fighting position: per FDR, pass a law adding two justices to the Wisc. Supreme Court - with the new appointees being selected by the Gov for 10y terms.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 06:42 PM (0rXxT)

425 This thing is tighter than a baby panda's jellyhole.

Posted by: Dan Sexually Obsessed With Underage Panda Bears Rather at April 05, 2011 06:42 PM (nj1bB)

426 Greg just mostly makes shit up on election night and then disappears until the next election night.

I've noticed that too.   I believe this was the same guy that kept telling us there would be no big Republican gains in the 2010 election.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:42 PM (KDX07)

427 430 Walker's Governorship is destroyed, kaput.  Nothing of any worth gets done now.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (A0Q4i)


Dear god, I don't say this often, but will you please shut up.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 06:42 PM (EXLhY)

428 hotter than a hickory fire

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (MtwBb)

429 Patriots:  265,662  50%
Boshevik suckers of cock:  263,356  50%

Posted by: LGoPs at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (+Uv5V)

430 Menominee will be key to victory, you see. 

Posted by: Aaron at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (Tlix5)

431 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 38%   David Prosser (inc)

319,941

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

301,187

48%

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (bAySe)

432 Supreme Court REPORTING 38% David Prosser (inc) 319,941 52% Joanne Kloppenburg 301,187 48% Prosser back up about 18,000 votes now. Milwaukee and Dane need to come in still.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (Gr1V1)

433 This baby is tighter than mom's panties.

Which I'm wearing.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (A0Q4i)

434 Does FOX have a factory where they grow these babes?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (TMB3S)

435 And Prosser goes up 18,000 votes.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (oVQFe)

436 Remember the alternate fighting position: per FDR, pass a law adding two justices to the Wisc. Supreme Court - with the new appointees being selected by the Gov for 10y terms.

Oh, fuck yeah.  He won't do it, but that would be fucking sweet.


OK...none of this will be settled before next week, so I'm going to sleep.  BREWERS!

Posted by: EeyoreRadish at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (0vDuM)

437 This thing is tighter than a virgin's daughter visiting Uncle Buddy's trailer.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:43 PM (YZISw)

438 This race is very close.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (bAySe)

439 I've noticed that too.   I believe this was the same guy that kept telling us there would be no big Republican gains in the 2010 election.

This is the same guy who told us Russ Feingold would win out in Wisconsin.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (EXLhY)

440 Remember the alternate fighting position: per FDR, pass a law adding two justices to the Wisc. Supreme Court - with the new appointees being selected by the Gov for 10y terms.

Too Hugo Chavez-y.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (7utQ2)

441 This thing is tighter than a troll's rectum pushed down on a traffic cone.  Not I would know anything about that.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (oDMwn)

442 actually this will get Walker charged up and angry and he probably will have the most successful governorship ever.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (k1rwm)

443 so if i have the info right, as far as the union bill goes, this election really doesn't matter since prosser will be there for that.  Nice to keep prosser longer of course.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (Z1jiu)

444 Supreme Court REPORTING 38%   David Prosser (inc)

319,941

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

301,187

48%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (MtwBb)

445

Grreeeg!  Mac-N-Cheese is ready!  I even put your favorite curly-cue fun straw in your juicy juice box.

Come on up now, honey from the basement before it gets cold.

Now, Greg!  You can go back to your online friends after dinner.

Posted by: Greg's Mom at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (XBM1t)

446 we're going to win this.....it could happen...and if it happens in Wisconsin the reds have no where to run and no where to hide...

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (CluUg)

447 RESULTS as of Tuesday, Apr 05, 2011 at 09:43 pm CDT
Election Home
Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 38%   David Prosser (inc)

319,941

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

301,187

48%

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (KDX07)

448 In Juneau, Kloppenburg won 55-45.  Bush won that county by 6.

Kloppenburg wins by 2-3 pts.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (A0Q4i)


What did Obama do? Now tell me why it matters. She needs to be at 70% in Dane and Milwaukee to offset the burbs and the sticks. She's not there.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (th0op)

449 And you think this is a "win" for your side? ""

I think it is the only way out. Don't think of it as C/P. Think of it as an A/J redux. 

Posted by: Lizbth at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (JZBti)

450 Big move for Prosser--52-48 now, up 18K with 38% in.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 05, 2011 06:45 PM (7utQ2)

451 RESULTS as of Tuesday, Apr 05, 2011 at 09:44 pm CDT
Election Home Supreme Court REPORTING 38%   David Prosser (inc)

319,941

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

301,187

48%

Posted by: mallfly at April 05, 2011 06:45 PM (W6bJb)

452 Woo hoo! 52-48 Prosser now!

Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2011 06:45 PM (hp2jB)

453

When all is said and done, even if a Republican vistory occurs by a margin of several thousand votes, it will end up being a loss. It'll take about two to three weeks. Challenges, law suits. Uncounted ballots will be discovered in the trunks of cars, broom closets of schools and churches, in subway toilets, in shopping bags left like abandoned infants on the doorsteps of precinct captains, in the ass cracks of morbidly obese union members, etc. No orphan ballot, no matter how tardy, no matter how obviously photocopied, no matter how illegible or feces-encrusted, can be excluded. It's a sacred trust. Expressing the will of 105% of the registered voters depends on a full count.

They steal elections. So, what to do?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (wjt+8)

454 This race is closer than Chuck Schumer and a TV camera!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (AZGON)

455 Washington county still not reported yet. Johnson won it by 3-1 out of the total 59,000 votes available.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (Gr1V1)

456

oy, that was Prosser 52, kloppensnot 48

well, I tries...

Posted by: mallfly at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (W6bJb)

457 wth

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (h+qn8)

458 I hope that wasn't Waukesha reporting.  The paperboy I molested lived there.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (A0Q4i)

459 Sock begone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (7utQ2)

460 Aw fuck. I'm taking the cork out of the bottle soon here....it shoukdn't be this close in Wisconsin...those goons have been strong=arming their own kids all month...HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (CluUg)

461 whew thank g-d

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (h+qn8)

462 Where did the big move come from?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (0rXxT)

463 Doom

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (oDMwn)

464 This thing is tighter than navigating a Dairy Queen drive thru in Aunt Betty's Double Wide.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (YZISw)

465 Milwaukee dump- another 33 precints in (just under 30% now)- gap narrows here. Prosser now losing 43-57 in Milwaukee. He maintains that he is outperforming Johnson by 5 in a Dem stronghold. Lets see.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (Gr1V1)

466 Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (wjt+

have the secretary of state certify the election results immediately when all are in.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (k1rwm)

467 Right now, 38% of votes are counted, but only 25% of votes from Milwaukee and Dane.  Prosser has a 17K vote cushion.  Hopefully that is enough, but it is going to be a nail biter.

The fatalist in me fears that Milwo and Dane are laying back to see how many ballots they need to stuff to put the Bolshy candidate over the top.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (mAbf0)

468 42%

Prosser up 51-49

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (7utQ2)

469

151 precincts reported Milwakee

Prosser at 43%

Dumb Braod 57%

That is some serious underperformance on her part. That keeps up this will be a roue for Prosser

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (dieO2)

470
Supreme Court ;">REPORTING42%David Prosser (inc)

340,364

51%Joanne Kloppenburg

321,359

49%

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (bAySe)

471 Supreme Court REPORTING 42%   David Prosser (inc)

340,364

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

321,359

49%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (MtwBb)

472 someone please kick greg

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (h+qn8)

473 I will pretend I want the GOP to win for a few posts before I start gravedigging again.  That's how little respect I have for your intelligence.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:48 PM (oDMwn)

474 realtime results by county Madison = Dane County http://tinyurl.com/455xo3p

Posted by: DaMav at April 05, 2011 06:49 PM (QNU76)

475 So, what to do?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (wjt+

You know what to do.  Make Georgia howl.  Except do it in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant at April 05, 2011 06:49 PM (gJNMj)

476 o for crying out loud.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:49 PM (h+qn8)

477 This thing is tighter than Pelosi's thighs wrapped around a taxpayer's wallet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 06:49 PM (ENKCw)

478 you guys are fools if you think it's smart to let Dane's results hang out there until they see how many votes they need.  same with the rest of milwaukee.

[Look how happy this fuck is about Democratice vote stealing]

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:50 PM (A0Q4i)

479 they are going in for the kill, the dem strongholds last for the psychological trouncing per batchelor's erstwhile guest.


Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:50 PM (k1rwm)

480 Is now a bad time for me to stop drinking?

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 06:50 PM (yhaql)

481 Jim Nolte is reporting via Twitter that 55% of Milwaukee is in.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 06:50 PM (WRtsc)

482 Prosser outperforming Johnson in Marathon county.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:50 PM (Gr1V1)

483 Can someone that knows WI (not the fuckhead greg who lies) look at the AP link and tell us what counties that haven't reported are moonbat strongholds?

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (AkdC5)

484 <i>Greg: " before I start gravedigging again. "</i><p>

Date night?

Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (HIIpD)

485 This race is closer than Andrew Sullivan and his beagle's haunches!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (AZGON)

486 John Bachelor is a drama queen, and so are most of his guests.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (oDMwn)

487 43%

Still 51-49, 19K lead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (7utQ2)

488 This race remains close.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (bAySe)

489 nearly 1/3 in for Milwaukee, Prosser holding steady at just -14 there 43-57 (Johnson lost by 38-62)

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (Gr1V1)

490 Dane is still playing dumb on their results.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (GTbGH)

491 This thing is tighter than Betty Sue's tongue in a Dr. Pepper bottle.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (YZISw)

492 Is now a bad time for me to stop drinking? Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (yhaql) No, but lay off the Manishevetz, we all know your not one of the lost tribes!

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 06:51 PM (0GFWk)

493 Does anyone here know how to remove a Wii controller from your ass?

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (A0Q4i)

494 496 I will pretend I want the GOP to win for a few posts before I start gravedigging again.  That's how little respect I have for your intelligence.

Just for that little crack, bitch, I'll be sure your old lady doesn't shower next time I get done with her.

Ah, who am I kidding? She never lets your fuck her anymore, anyway.

Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (PET8M)

495 This is annoying.  the last-second comeback to win by Kloppenburg.  I wish they'd just let them count the Cities because everyone knows they have the results.

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (gIJ6L)

496 Someone should inform Greg that the GOP does not usually sit on trunks full of stolen ballots until they know how many they need.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (oDMwn)

497 Normally, I'd think less of someone for blowing up like that, but, hey, it's Gary Busey. 

Carry on, great Meatloaf!

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (/v6J+)

498 It is fascinating that the unions spent many many millions on this race.  It is also fascinating that they got this volume of votes.


Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:52 PM (k1rwm)

499 Fon du Loc county not reporting yet. Republicans carried it 2-1 last cycle.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (Gr1V1)

500 ooh yeah

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (h+qn8)

501 516 Is now a bad time for me to stop drinking?
Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (yhaql)

No, but lay off the Manishevetz, we all know your not one of the lost tribes!

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 10:51 PM (0GFWk)

I prefer Franzia in a box.  Nothing but the best here.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (yhaql)

502 Remember when we were saying that big turnout would help the GOP in Nov., but HUGE turnout might dampen the gains b/c it meant both sides turned out en mass?

Same thing here?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (bAySe)

503 Thiis is tighter than Greg's death-grip on his uncle's penis.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (aAakM)

504

http://tiny.cc/tsry2

 

Maybe I got this tiny url shit down this time...'klop' means 'dickslap' so what does kloppenslapper mean?

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (CluUg)

505 this thing is tighter than harry reids lips at brokeback mountain.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (Z1jiu)

506 St Croix also not in. voted 60-37 for Johnson.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (Gr1V1)

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (A0Q4i)

508 Homemade beer out of a 2 liter pepsi bottle, ftw.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (oDMwn)

509 Only 31% of Milwaukee showing in at the AP site, and only 24% of Dane.  OTOH, only 21% of Waukesha in, where Prosser is up 73-27%.  The Bolshy is only up 57/43 in Milwo, which is only an 8K vote cushion.  Dane will have to carry her sorry butt across the finish line, or it'll be a good night for the good guys.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (mAbf0)

510 Here's some more stuff I made up... Uhhhh Dane County has 283,945 secret uncounted votes for my, i mean, their side!!!

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (A0Q4i)

511 Supreme Court REPORTING 46%   David Prosser (inc)

384,772

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

355,327

48%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (MtwBb)

512 This is the most accurate reporting Dan Rather has ever done!

Posted by: Aaron at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (Tlix5)

513 Have you guys seen  my sponges?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (/v6J+)

514 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 46%   David Prosser (inc)

384,772

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

355,327

48%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (7utQ2)

515 I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (c32Kq)

516 By the way, Busey totally did not steal his sponges. They found them in a bag under a table later. Meatloaf felt like a real dick. Oh, fine. Prosser 52, Kloppy 48 with 46% in.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (kl+WB)

517 Really Gerg?  So the GOP should manufacture votes too?  You piece of shit.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (yhaql)

518

Prosser up 29,000

52% - 48%

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (AkdC5)

519 You people should listen to Greg.  He's a concerned conservative just like I am and clearly knows a great deal about the situation on the ground in Wisconsin that he totally got from extensive personal knowledge of the state.  Plus he's a regular here who posts in all types of threads every day and doesn't, repeat DOESN'T just show up on election nights every six months making concerted efforts to depress everybody.

Use your heads, you poor fools.

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (FYCiJ)

520 mOMentumn!1

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (bAySe)

521 Supreme Court REPORTING 46%   David Prosser (inc)

384,772

52%   Joanne Kloppenburg

355,327

48%

Posted by: mallfly at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (W6bJb)

522 This thing is tighter than a pack of hipster betas fighting for the last pair of skinny jeans.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 06:55 PM (oDMwn)

523 Isn't it awesome that in Barack Obama's New America a state like Wisconsin can elect a Republican governor and an overwhelmingly Republican legislature but still have all Republican legislative efforts held hostage by cult-like enclaves of goose-stepping fascists and assorted useful retards that believe that the law only exists to advance their interests?

The NWO.  It's Faaaan-tastic.

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (Q/RCp)

524 46%

free thinkers:  384,772  52%
obama's used condoms:  355,327  48%

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (gWHrG)

525 Holy Fuck. Just got my first look at Kloppenberg and her record. Frankenstein's bride has nothing on her. Really Wisconsin?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (TMB3S)

526 This thing is tighter than baby Darnell's hand in the trailer's mouse trap.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (YZISw)

527 If you are a union member in Wisconsin and you didn't vote for the biotch does that mean they come to your house and have a little talk with you?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (k1rwm)

528 It is WHERE the latest batch came from. Unless he is staying on top with Dane and Milwaukee continuing to report or its just some shallow cushioning. lets see.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (Gr1V1)

529 This race is tighter than Wonder Woman's suit on Lynda Carter!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (AZGON)

530 yeah, and that's why they lose elections when a big pile of votes come in at  the end.  the GOP does not play the game to win.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (A0Q4i)

And you're ok with that?  Who wins, Greg...and what exactly do they win?

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (VuLos)

531 I love boppin Kloppin

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:56 PM (c32Kq)

532 30,000>margin of fraud

Posted by: Big T Party at April 05, 2011 06:57 PM (FfyYt)

533 More of Dane reporting now.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:57 PM (Gr1V1)

534   the GOP does not play the game to win.

You should note who is buying all the bullets.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 06:57 PM (0rXxT)

535 yeah, and that's why they lose elections when a big pile of votes come in at the end. the GOP does not play the game to win.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (A0Q4i)

Are you absolutely certain that you want to play this game sans regles?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 06:57 PM (bxiXv)

536 I've never recall seeing more than 50% of results in and then going on to change the % breakdown by more than 2-3 points.


Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 06:57 PM (bAySe)

537 Via Jim Nolte, on Twitter: "Not in per @AMAction, BIG Repub counties of Waukesha, Ozaukee & Washington -- Milw is in..."

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (WRtsc)

538 fkddlldkope!!! alaksoeb93!:IOodjfao!

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (A0Q4i)

539 OMG...we will win this...their heads will explode, but no sound will come of it...like that damned tree falling when no one's around thingy.....

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (CluUg)

540 How soon til pudding?

Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (hp2jB)

541 ""Holy Fuck. Just got my first look at Kloppenberg and her record. Frankenstein's bride has nothing on her.""



well come on, have you ever really looked at most leftist sea hags? The majority of them usually win "least likely to get raped on devils island" in high school.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (gWHrG)

542 I've never recall seeing more than 50% of results in and then going on to change the % breakdown by more than 2-3 points. Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (bAySe) Don't jinx it. And it did happen. 2010- Pennsylvania Senate and Illinois senate. Went from Kirk down a few points ending up winning by 2 and Toomey down a few points ending up winning by the same margin.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 06:58 PM (Gr1V1)

543 this is how i'm going to look at it,  wisconsin is a pretty liberal place, and this is a heavy battle with all union heads,their money  plus every scam they can think of and Prosser is doing well.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (h+qn8)

544 Finding 30,000 "missing" votes.  Childs play

Posted by: MAJHAM at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (WQ1Zx)

545 Meat Loaf

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (dT+/n)

546 Fuck, it's tied again

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (Qb/Jf)

547 You Shall Not Pass!

Posted by: Greg, dressed like a wizard..or maybe a hobo at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (oDMwn)

548 Aggies just won the Women's Final Four. So that's good. WHOOP!

Posted by: stace at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (8PLOi)

549 If Prosser wins this thing, Madison will go batshit insane...well, more than before.   There will not be enough popcorn in the world!

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (AkdC5)

550 There are several counties out with no votes reported at all yet.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (KDX07)

551 Supreme Court REPORTING 51%   David Prosser (inc)

407,073

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

405,963

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (MtwBb)

552 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 51%   David Prosser (inc)

407,073

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

405,963

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (7utQ2)

553 asfkoaosrioe roeuaoi!!!!! Woododod!!!

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (A0Q4i)

554 Milwaukee is now over halfway in. Fon du lac and Washington still no reporting. Prosser down 40%-60% in Milwaukee, still outperforming Johnson.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (Gr1V1)

555 570 How soon til pudding?

Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (hp2jB)

 

Hell, I don't even have balls to dip but I have pudding and am VERY inventive!!!

 

Let's get ready to go!!!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (CluUg)

556 577 51%  in

Prosser:  407,073  50%
Klopp:  405,963  50%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (5I8G0)

Looked at my watch, it was 9:59

Oohh! Chuck baby that sho feels fine...

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:00 PM (XBM1t)

557

51% of votes in and Prosser back to being up by only 2000.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (oVQFe)

558 This thing MAY be tighter than an interstate caravan of Union ballot stuffers!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (YZISw)

559 I don't think that's enough for Klopp, she needs a 10-20K cushion at this point.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (0rXxT)

560 Hell, I don't even have balls to dip but I have pudding and am VERY inventive!!!

The nip dip.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (GTbGH)

561 I'm going to be sick if we vote in that hag.

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (3hWhZ)

562 Just tightened way up:  407K-406K Prosser leading with 51% counted.  Hopefully that means a big slug of Dane is now out of the way.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (mAbf0)

563 578 You Shall Not Pass!

Posted by: Greg, dressed like a wizard..or maybe a hobo at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (oDMwn)

No baby, not to be picky, but this is the Black Knight.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (yhaql)

564 MILWAUKEE AND DANE BOTH NOW OVER 50% IN.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:02 PM (Gr1V1)

565 yea, Dane is now up over 50% reporting, and Milwaukee is at 56%

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 07:02 PM (PdCgz)

566 half of Dane is in, and more than half of Milwaukee.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:02 PM (GTbGH)

567 I still think it looks good for Prosser to squeak by.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 07:02 PM (PdCgz)

568 Hopefully that means a big slug of Dane is now out of the way. Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 11:01 PM (mAbf0) Remaining: DANE: 49% Milwaukee: 43%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (Gr1V1)

569 jinx

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (GTbGH)

570 This is fun, ain't it?  Wooohoooo

Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (oDMwn)

571 I wonder if Ryan timed his plan pressers to help rally the local troops back home?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (0rXxT)

572 You Shall Not Pass!

Posted by: Greg, dressed like a wizard..or maybe a hobo at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (oDMwn)

No baby, not to be picky, but this is the Black Knight.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 11:01 PM (yhaql)

Nope--the Black is NONE shall pass.

[Strangely proud of myself.]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (7utQ2)

573 Yes - 54% of Dane and Milwo now in, slightly higher than 51% of overall total vote.  Waukesha still with barely 20% in and none of Fon du Lac counted.  Looking pretty good.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (mAbf0)

574 Supreme Court REPORTING 52% David Prosser (inc) 412,848 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 409,965 50%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (Gr1V1)

575 Uh-oh. Big swing in the last 3 minutes: Supreme Court REPORTING 51% David Prosser (inc) 407,073 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 405,963 50%

Posted by: Dave at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (7MUaH)

576 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 52%   David Prosser (inc)

412,848

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

409,965

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:03 PM (7utQ2)

577 Supreme Court REPORTING 52%   David Prosser (inc)

412,848

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

409,965

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (MtwBb)

578 Can we please stop 'fixing' Greg's posts so quickly? 

His literary fappings amuse me.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (xMSXs)

579 I went to the harley museum in Milwaukee last year. Not for bad, but the place looked like Beirut, and this is from someone who was born in Newark NJ

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (gWHrG)

580 Jeebus, if I get this freaked about a SC race in WI, '12 is going to kill me.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (AkdC5)

581 Please Satan, Lord of Hosts, Annoint the Hag our Champion So that I doth not have to slink away beclowned once again.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (oDMwn)

582 610 Can we please stop 'fixing' Greg's posts so quickly? 

His literary fappings amuse me.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at April 05, 2011 11:04 PM (xMSXs)

Is it "fixing" or merely amusing sockpuppetry?

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (Qb/Jf)

583 Dane and Waukesha are a wash at worst for Prosser. Probably he will win more in Waukesha than she wins in Dane. That leaves Milwaukee vs the rest of the state and Klopendinger is only up 59-41 there. Not enough.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (th0op)

584 Had dinner with Busey some years ago. As crazy as he seems on tape it's downright creepy talking to him in person for a few hours.

Posted by: that bastard at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (bDqCP)

585 Steph - the only cure is to get out an work it -- driving veterans to the polls, last minute calls, poll watching

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:06 PM (0rXxT)

586 Waukesha has barely reported and it's a big county that's mostly Prosser.

It's actually looking pretty good for Prosser.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:06 PM (bnrRj)

587

MILWAUKEE AND DANE BOTH NOW OVER 50% IN

 

what does this mean. I know they are dem strongholds, but do the caps imply this is good?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:06 PM (DKV43)

588 Seriously, there are no hags so haggard as dried up Northern whitebread hags.  Of thee I sing.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (oDMwn)

589 Shit.. Hag ahead

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (3hWhZ)

590 617 Steph - the only cure is to get out an work it -- driving veterans to the polls, last minute calls, poll watching

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 11:06 PM (0rXxT)


But what if you are don't live in the U.S.?  What can you do?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (bAySe)

591 I hate to be the voice of reason and sound like Charlie Sheen but we are winning regardless of what happens tonight. Watching the panic on MSNBC is ball dipping good.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (TMB3S)

592 Supreme Court REPORTING 55%   Joanne Kloppenburg

438,201

50%   David Prosser (inc)

434,445

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (MtwBb)

593

TELL THE MOON DOG; TELL THE MARCH HARE!

TELL THE MOON DOG; TELL THE MARCH HARE!

WEEEEEEEE!

HAAAAAVE!

HEAAAAAA-VENNNNN!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Does that add to the excitement any?

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (VeoOY)

594 Fond du Lac has 77 precincts and went BIG for Walker. They have reported 0 results yet. Klop is flushed.

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (dieO2)

595 Uh-oh. Big swing in the last 3 minutes: Supreme Court REPORTING 51% David Prosser (inc) 407,073 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 405,963 50%

Posted by: Dave at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (7MUaH)


All Dane. it's half in now and Waukesha is only 25% in. expect a big swing back.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (th0op)

596

Nope--the Black is NONE shall pass.

[Strangely proud of myself.]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (7utQ2)


Ok if we're going to get specific, the "wizard" AKA bridgekeeper, says, "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (yhaql)

597 Steph - the only cure is to get out an work it -- driving veterans to the polls, last minute calls, poll watching

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 11:06 PM (0rXxT)

That's how I got through '10.   I knocked on doors, posted signs all over the damn place, and made so many calls my ears were sore when I got home.   It was a blast!

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (AkdC5)

598 This race is too close to call.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (bAySe)

599 CAPS ARE ALWAYS GOOD.

Posted by: KAYINFUCKINGMAINEY'ALL at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (oDMwn)

600 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 55%   Joanne Kloppenburg

438,201

50%   David Prosser (inc)

434,445

50%

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:07 PM (8Cv3K)

601 Where are ya Greg?  You got awfully quiet all of a sudden....  y'okay over there pal?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Gregs at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (FYCiJ)

602 Where is results of county by county? I'm sitting here in Kenosha county.. hoping to get my pudding

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (3hWhZ)

603 Klops leading now. Ugh...

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (8Cv3K)

604 229 I'm getting into the bath tub with my wife. Back in one hour.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:06 PM (oZl5+)

It was a feint. After charging the bedroom, all i found was a young woman with mud on her face.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (oZl5+)

605 We've lost Menominee.  I'm afraid it's over, folks.  As the old saying goes, "As goes Menominee, so goes the country." 

Posted by: Aaron at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (Tlix5)

606 What does it mean? It means someone's political head is being served up for Sunday Supper and the lemonade on the porch is getting too hot to drink! That is what this means!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:08 PM (YZISw)

607 620, Of thee I sing. Long may you suck a cock Then get bashed with a rock I hope your not a sock let freedom ring.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 07:09 PM (cDRYC)

608 Is it "fixing" or merely amusing sockpuppetry?>>

Good point.
Sockpuppetry or fixing, 343 gets my vote for thread winner.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at April 05, 2011 07:09 PM (xMSXs)

609 Who can come up with a realistic scenario that puts Barry back in the white house w/o Wisconsin?  If the unions can't bring this one home - in a rout - it's gotta to concern the One's political team.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:09 PM (0rXxT)

610

This race is too close to call.

we also would have accepted:

 

Too hot to handle and too cold to hold

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:09 PM (DKV43)

611 Tighter than a gimp mask in July!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:10 PM (VeoOY)

612 They call the ghostbusters and they're in control!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:10 PM (3hWhZ)

613 Yeah, because I am the last person in the world who would get the dialogue at the Bridge Of Khazad dum right.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 07:10 PM (oDMwn)

614 Nice Deb - love your site! I didn't know you could stoop so low as to post here, like us moronettes...shoulda figured tho...

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:10 PM (CluUg)

615 Ok if we're going to get specific, the "wizard" AKA bridgekeeper, says, "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"You shall not pass" is a Tolkien reference.

We have crossed the nerd streams.

BOOM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:10 PM (7utQ2)

616 Greg ... I am your father, Greg!

Posted by: Michael Moore's rectum at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (VeoOY)

617 And I am your long-lost dildo, Greg.

Posted by: Hello Kitty at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (FYCiJ)

618 They change their minds like a bitch changes clothes
Kloppenburg would now.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (th0op)

619 Dane is still not completely in, and that is splitting close to 2 out of 3 for the Klopper. Then there is Madison to come - all those professors and hippies. Gonna be tight. Klopper not dead yet. Hell of a lot better than the Final Four anyway.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (NHeC0)

620 ""Who can come up with a realistic scenario that puts Barry back in the white house w/o Wisconsin?  If the unions can't bring this one home - in a rout - it's gotta to concern the One's political team.""


Realistic? Half of our population is using their brains as a colostomy bag.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (gWHrG)

621 Some R counties better report soon

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (Qb/Jf)

622 The surge ahead for the union gal is due to Dane. Now reporting. 42.3% left to report for Dane. nothing from washington or fon du lac yet.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (Gr1V1)

623 Dane is dumping votes in, guess they got spooked, the pub counties still holding back

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:11 PM (dieO2)

624 Supreme Court REPORTING 58%   Joanne Kloppenburg

447,930

50%   David Prosser (inc)

443,961

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:12 PM (MtwBb)

625 I do not like green eggs and ham
But that's all I get doing twenty in the can

Posted by: Greg's Father at April 05, 2011 07:12 PM (oDMwn)

626 How is Grant County? Decent size and no votes in yet...

Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (KI/Ch)

627 649 Ok if we're going to get specific, the "wizard" AKA bridgekeeper, says, "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"You shall not pass" is a Tolkien reference.

We have crossed the nerd streams.

BOOM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 11:10 PM (7utQ2)

We hath ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: Geronimo at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (yhaql)

628 redstatedeb at 11:10 PM:

I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden.  They know.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (8Cv3K)

629 Yeah chill people.  Kloppenberg is ahead now because the major Democratic precincts have already reported a lot of their electorate.  Waukesha is barely 25% in and is heavily Prosser.  It's be close but I think Prosser will put it out.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (bnrRj)

630 I went to the harley museum in Milwaukee last year. Not for bad, but the place looked like Beirut, and this is from someone who was born in Newark NJ Berserker, the downtown area, especially Wisconsin Avenue, looks like absolute crap. Wisconsin Avenue - I remember getting dressed up to go shopping on Saturday afternoons with my mom when I was little, and it was exciting. Now it's embarrassing - dollar stores and places selling cheap pimp outfits. Thanks to all those years of Dem rule! But you get east of the river and it becomes much nicer - also, alas, moonbattier. Nobody I know, even those who live in the city, shops at Grand Avenue Mall downtown, because it's crap. Everyone goes to the 'burbs to shop.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (iSKg4)

631 The Gold Standard:  447,930  50%
The Pewter Standard:  443,961  50%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:12 PM (5I8G0)

You got that backerds, CDR M.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:13 PM (AkdC5)

632 NO WAVE!

Posted by: GREG! at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (FYCiJ)

633 I actually participated in flamewars.

Deb the Destroyer.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (GTbGH)

634 Hey, I heard there would be pudding.

Posted by: Scoot Brown at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (oDMwn)

635 I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden.  They know.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (8Cv3K)


And got her ass whipped.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (th0op)

636 Who can come up with a realistic scenario that puts Barry back in the white house w/o Wisconsin?  If the unions can't bring this one home - in a rout - it's gotta to concern the One's political team.

Posted by: Jean

 

Ron Paul runs as an independent.  Jesse Ventura has been on the rounds of talk shows the last few days saying he would be happy to be his running mate, if he ran as an independent. They siphon 3-5% off of the Republican, whomever it is, and BHO waltzes to his second term.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (sJTmU)

637 It's be close but I think Prosser will put it out.

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Do we want that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (7utQ2)

638 #667 Shut up undead. and get off my lawn.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (Gr1V1)

639 I know it's too late to pray for votes but please Lord, stop all illegal vote results.

Posted by: ExExZonie at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (DRR4t)

640 This thing is tighter than Barky's purple lips wrapped around his last Newport.

Posted by: Secret Service agent who really knows wether POTUS stopped smoking at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (72OLv)

641 660 58%:

The Gold Standard:  447,930  50%
The Pewter Standard:  443,961  50%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:12 PM (5I8G0)

As she arches her back in enthusiastic response, a glowing flush appears and spreads to her cheeks, neck, and chest.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (XBM1t)

642 Toby remembers me...

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (8Cv3K)

643 Supreme Court REPORTING 61%   David Prosser (inc)

484,652

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

473,246

49%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (MtwBb)

644 Prosser just went back up by 11K: 484-473.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (mAbf0)

645 634 Where is results of county by county? I'm sitting here in Kenosha county.. hoping to get my pudding

 here you go. http://tinyurl.com/455xo3p

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (PdCgz)

646 Now Prosser is up by over 10000.  See how this moves people?  Chill. 

It's going to flip back and forth depending on the counties reporting.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:15 PM (bnrRj)

647

Awwww .... Nice Deb is here!

Hi, Nice Deb!

I was just wondering the other day what happened to you. No joke.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:16 PM (VeoOY)

648 Prosser by 10k, just got a chub

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:16 PM (3hWhZ)

649 This race is tighter than a Speedo on Chris Christie!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 07:16 PM (AZGON)

650

61% in and Prosser up by 11,000

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 07:16 PM (oVQFe)

651 Now watch David Proser go on to rule the bill illegally passed anyways.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (bAySe)

652 The Prosser spike is due to about 1/4 of Washington County coming in.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (mAbf0)

653 I was just wondering the other day what happened to you. No joke.

You haven't seen my websites? JEEZ!

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (8Cv3K)

654 I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden.  They know.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (8Cv3K)

I didn't know that although I was lurking here regularly then.

Still, I have to say again...I love your site!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (CluUg)

655 and get off my lawn.

Your lawn can't generate enough Prosser votes to offset the remaining .0000000000003% of Dane.  It's over wingnut fellow conservative.

Posted by: GREG! at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (FYCiJ)

656 Somebody fetch the midget.  It's time to sound Helm's Horn.

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (oDMwn)

657 a Speedo on Chris Christie!

Speaking of things that would rip the space/time continuum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (7utQ2)

658 What's John Fund saying, now?

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (8Cv3K)

659 Prosser by 10k, just got a chub

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 11:16 PM (3hWhZ)


Puddin time!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (ATMEl)

660

This is what Obama got in 2008

Milwaukee County 66 percent
Dane County 73 percent

 

This is where we are now.

Milwaukee County: 59 percent

Dane County 71 percent

 

Seems positive.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (VeoOY)

661 ""Berserker, the downtown area, especially Wisconsin Avenue, looks like absolute crap. Wisconsin Avenue - I remember getting dressed up to go shopping on Saturday afternoons with my mom when I was little, and it was exciting. Now it's embarrassing - dollar stores and places selling cheap pimp outfits. Thanks to all those years of Dem rule!""


Same deal with Newark. My parents got me out of there when I was 11 months old. They saw the writting on the wall. The whole area was nice in the 1950's when my parents were in school, you could walk the streets at night. Now its a total shithole.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (gWHrG)

662 I'm sitting here in Kenosha county..

My condolences.  With 99/99 in 53-47 for the Haggis.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (GTbGH)

663 This thing is tighter than Aunt Ellen's girdle eight months after Uncle Tommy got paroled.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:18 PM (YZISw)

664 nuts!

Posted by: Greg (sulking) at April 05, 2011 07:19 PM (c32Kq)

665 Correct me if necessary, but it looks like we are winning. No?

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 07:19 PM (kW4zY)

666 This race is tighter than Suzy the Blow up Doll's infaltion valve.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 07:19 PM (2o7Ys)

667 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 64%   David Prosser (inc)

504,441

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

486,526

49%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:19 PM (7utQ2)

668 Supreme Court REPORTING 64%   David Prosser (inc)

504,441

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

486,526

49%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (MtwBb)

669 RESULTS as of Tuesday, Apr 05, 2011 at 10:19 pm CDT
Election Home
Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 64%   David Prosser (inc)

504,441

51%   Joanne Kloppenburg

486,526

49%

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (ATMEl)

670 Why, I am just jamming some audiotape into this shredder.

Posted by: John Fund at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (oDMwn)

671 By the way, the Prosser number jumped out without any additional reporting from Waukesha.  Waukesha is still only at about 25%.  Prosser is killing there - 73% to 27%.  There's a gap of at least another 100,000 Prosser votes still left there. 

I think it's looking good barring some "union irregularities".

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (bnrRj)

672 >>I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden. They know. I feel like a newbie here, not many of us left. But we will always have Anka, they can't take that from us

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (TMB3S)

673 redstatedeb at 11:17

Thanks!

It's time to sound Helm's Horn.

LOL.

God, I hope we win this.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (8Cv3K)

674 You haven't seen my websites? JEEZ!

Posted by: Nice Deb at

This is about the only place I visit regularly. I've even cut back on that a bit lately. (Although today I've been fucking off and posting like a crack monkey.)

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:20 PM (VeoOY)

675 ruh-roh

Posted by: Greg (sulking) at April 05, 2011 07:21 PM (c32Kq)

676 Now watch David Prosser go on to rule the bill illegally passed anyways.

-edit: fixed speilling.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:21 PM (bAySe)

677 The 3rd movement of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata is oddly fitting music for this election night...

Prosser leading by over 27k votes!

Posted by: Kevin at April 05, 2011 07:21 PM (qMOf8)

678 JackStraw- Ah, the old guard is still around... just a little quieter these days.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 07:21 PM (WRtsc)

679 The loser gets it.

Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (1fB+3)

680 Prosser jumped because Washington has started rolling in. 77-23 for Prosser.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (th0op)

681 I'm not going to bed until I know the results...although i took all of my clothes off an hour ago....i don't do pajamas....

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (CluUg)

682 This thing is a tighter than that one time dum dum (aka pushin stool aka cain's gonnerhea) visited the horse pen with nothing but a jar of vaseline and a smile.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (oDMwn)

683

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 11:19 PM (2o7Ys)


Actually I haven't been all that tight lately.

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (FYCiJ)

684 It's time to sound Helm's Horn.

"I will not be taken here like an old badger in a trap..."

Badger.  Wisconsin......

GET IT?

Yeah, caffeine late at night is not a good idea for me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (7utQ2)

685 Milwaukee tightening again- minisurge for Prosser there. That said there are about 120,000 more votes potentially for Prosser's opponent in Dane and Milwaukee, assuming the remaining precincts are HUGE. If they are not big precincts, more like another 65,000-75,000

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (Gr1V1)

686 Prosser ahead as of now.  Ace is a freakin' negative Nancy.  I'll bet he's trying to quit nicotine again.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 05, 2011 07:22 PM (McG46)

687 how are pudding futures looking in Wi?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (2o7Ys)

688 RedStateDeb- In the interest of keeping the equilibrium around here, I'm obligated to say "pics or it didn't happen".

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (WRtsc)

689 Supreme Court REPORTING 66%   Joanne Kloppenburg

515,891

50%   David Prosser (inc)

514,475

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (MtwBb)

690 Another big slug for Klophead - she's back up 515-514 with 66% in.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (mAbf0)

691 I'm not going to bed until I know the results...although i took all of my clothes off an hour ago....i don't do pajamas....

Hundreds of moron keyboards snapping half.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (7utQ2)

692 I've consulted my Etch A Sketch and you will lose!

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (A0Q4i)

693 This thing is tighter than little Greggie-poo in bed after I tuck him in in his feety pajamas with the trap door.

Posted by: Greg's Mom at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (72OLv)

694 707 64%

Red Five:  504,441  51%
Porkins:  486,526  49%

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:20 PM (5I8G0)

 

Trembling all over and with an encouraging nod, she whispers in a low throated voice, "slam it home, big boy!" 

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:23 PM (XBM1t)

695 Shedevil is back on top again, this time by about 1500 votes. Lets see if they came from Dane. I'd be happy if they did.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (Gr1V1)

696 Wow what came in to finally put Klopp ahead by 1000

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (oVQFe)

697 They're dumping the cities trying to make this look close. It isn't.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (th0op)

698 Where is Kratos?  Imagine the Chaos if Prosser wins.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (McG46)

699 697 What's John Fund saying, now?

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (8Cv3K)


he went on to other subjects but if I know batchelor he will go back to this before the program ends.

Now he's talking about the budget, Ryan's budget in particular.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (k1rwm)

700 All this tense BS over a state election in fucking WI. I don't even know where the hell WI is. It's part of fucking Canada right?

What a God forsaken place it must be.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2011 07:24 PM (EL+OC)

701 Muhahaha.  We found a steamer chest packed with misplaced ballots.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:25 PM (oDMwn)

702

My nerves are geting frayed!

I'm about to say fuck it and go Lord of the Flies on some random moron. Line up and draw straws so we can see who gets to be Piggie.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:25 PM (VeoOY)

703 I am watching Dane and Milwaukee closely. If this last K surge is from there, it is a good sign, so long as Prosser hasn't run out of Washington, Wachamacalit county and Fond du lac

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (Gr1V1)

704 739 Wow what came in to finally put Klopp ahead by 1000

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:24 PM (oVQFe)


Dane - now 182/248 precincts reporting

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (EXLhY)

705 #745  Why pick on a Moron.  Get Greg.  He likes being Piggie.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (oDMwn)

706 Line up and draw straws so we can see who gets to be Piggie.

That's always Drew.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (7utQ2)

707 My nerves are geting frayed! I'm about to say fuck it and go Lord of the Flies on some random moron. Line up and draw straws so we can see who gets to be Piggie. Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 11:25 PM (VeoOY) I just about choked from laughing.

Posted by: Agent P at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (7AIVm)

708 The last bumo was ALL Dane

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (dieO2)

709
Cheesehead Bill -

I'm in Kenosha County too.  Nice to meetcha.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (KDX07)

710 73% of Dane now in.  Still less than 25% of Waukesha, 25% of Washington and none of Fond du Lac.  Unless there's some other hidden treasure trove for Klophead, other than the remaining Dane and Milwo,  Prosser ought to pull this out.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (mAbf0)

711 That was a Madison vote dump, don't think it will be enough.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (cDRYC)

712 50-50 at 66% - can you say "recount"?

I knew you could.

Posted by: Chuckit at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (vc2cu)

713 Dane is almost done thank god....fucking hippies.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:26 PM (bnrRj)

714 This just goes to show that we need to drop a tactical nuke device on Dane County.

My prediction: Prosser will pull it out after the rest of Washington, Waukesha, and Fond Du Lac counties report.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (AieEK)

715 Hey, wait a tick, I was cleaning my attic and found a sack full of votes!

Posted by: You Know Who at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (McG46)

716 Prosser's ahead again.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (8Cv3K)

717 Supreme Court REPORTING 68%   David Prosser (inc)

528,080

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

527,174

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (MtwBb)

718
Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 68%   David Prosser (inc)

528,080

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

527,174

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (7utQ2)

719 Holy Fuck... BIG surge in votes from dane.... only 26% left to report in that county and Prosser is down by only 1500 votes.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (Gr1V1)

720 Geez these unions spent millions and millions and millions.  Where did it go and how did they spend it?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (k1rwm)

721 Prosser back up by 1,000. they are playing with them now.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (th0op)

722 722 I'm not going to bed until I know the results...although i took all of my clothes off an hour ago....i don't do pajamas....

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 11:22 PM (CluUg)

Pics or it didn't happen.

How come nobody ever says that to me?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (bxiXv)

723 Hey Mama, you too! Out in Trevor. Long time lurker, first time poster, many time ball dipper.

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (3hWhZ)

724 This thing is tighter than Chris Matthews' inseam during the last state of the union address!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (YZISw)

725 Don't know about Piggie, but Greg is a pig bottom

Posted by: Greg's boyfriend at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (Qb/Jf)

726 When I was in my early twenties downtown Milwaukee was safe and the place to be.  The mall "The Grand Avenue" was the mall to shop at.  Now it is on the verge of shutting down and it's not safe or fun to be in downtown Milwaukee. Chris Abele does/did sit on boards w/ a lot of Republicans who he is not going to want to make enemies with.He also might consider taking advice from them.  He is used to wining and dining with the wealthy of the area. He's not going to want to be shut out of that society.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (Sxt4Z)

727 Shit, I didn't even know WI had over a million people total. Are these votes weighted somehow?

Posted by: typical IL observer of WI politics at April 05, 2011 07:27 PM (7EV/g)

728 Prosser back on top.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (kW4zY)

729 holy crap these cheeseheads like to vote, over 1 mill so far for a supreme court justice

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (MtwBb)

730 GHAGAHAGHAHAHHAHAHA Milwakke just dumo another set and Prosser went UP!

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (dieO2)

731 You ask how stupid are we?

We voted overwhelmingly for the Bride of Frankenschlopperdoodle.

That's how stupid we are.

Posted by: Dane County at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (oDMwn)

732 ""All this tense BS over a state election in fucking WI. I don't even know where the hell WI is. It's part of fucking Canada right?""


lol.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (gWHrG)

733 Oh, boy.  This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (/v6J+)

734 764 Geez these unions spent millions and millions and millions.  Where did it go and how did they spend it?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 11:27 PM (k1rwm)

Hookers and blow, dude. Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Greg's boyfriend at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (Qb/Jf)

735 Prosser back up by almost 1000.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (AkdC5)

736 Damn sock

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 07:28 PM (Qb/Jf)

737 Cheesehead Bill - I used to teach at Trevor Grade School.  Small world, eh?

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (KDX07)

738 I actually think Prosser might be able to pull this out now.  Still pessimistic but less so than before.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (NjYDy)

739 This percentages between the two candidates are close enough to make predicting a winner difficult.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (bAySe)

740

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 11:20 PM (8Cv3K)

 

You're welcome...I'll put my money where my mouth is next time I visit...I just discovered paypal and we need to support the voices with whom we agree and who sound the call for us.

Stay in the fight!

 

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (CluUg)

741 Milwaukee tightening. Now only 37.3% left in Milwaukee. Only 27% left in Dane. Prosser up statewide by 906 votes. Prosser down only 44-56 in Milwaukee, if that is right.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (Gr1V1)

742 What street had all the Marquette bars?

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 07:29 PM (MWXXs)

743 But, but, but, I was gonna totally go balls to the face on those wingnuts.  <sobs>

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (oDMwn)

744

748 #745  Why pick on a Moron.  Get Greg.  He likes being Piggie.

I've read that gonorrhea can be transmitted through cannabilism.

I'm looking for someone soft, with little to no muscle tone. Veal-like.

tmi3rd should do.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (VeoOY)

745 This thing is tighter than Chris Matthews' inseam during the last state of the union address!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 11:27 PM (YZISw)

Without having read all 750 comments, nominate for Comment of the Thread!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (McG46)

746 holy shit it's close

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (7mSYS)

747 This race is tighter than Adam West and Burt Ward!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (AZGON)

748
I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden.  They know.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (8Cv3K)

Nice to see you and welcome back! I've been reading your blog a lot lately.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (7+pP9)

749 I don't know what is worse, the cheeseheads put up over a million votes for a judicial election on a Tuesday in April, or we went over 700 posts on a thread about here.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:30 PM (0rXxT)

750 "With over 103% of the vote counted and almost 10% remaining, Prosser is still in the lead. This is going to be a close one, folks!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (bxiXv)

751 Mama Winger: Wow very cool!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (3hWhZ)

752 Damn! 56-44 for Kloppy in Milwaukee?  Prosser is kickin ass.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (th0op)

753 My girlfriend voted for Prosser today, by the way.  In Madison.  Like spitting into the wind, I know, but we did what we could.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (NjYDy)

754

Oh, good. JeffB is here.

Jeff, put on these glasses.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (VeoOY)

755 Fond du Lac County isn't even reporting yet.  This is going Prosser's way.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (KDX07)

756 Looks like Dane and Milwaukee are finishing up. K is back on top with 700 votes over Prosser.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (Gr1V1)

757 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 69%   Joanne Kloppenburg

532,568

50%   David Prosser (inc)

531,963

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (7utQ2)

758 #784 Oh go back to knitting sweaters, you emo twat.  I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Posted by: Kieth C at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (oDMwn)

759

Oh, good. JeffB is here.

Jeff, put on these glasses.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (VeoOY)

ROTFLMBFAO!

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (AkdC5)

760 I'm looking for someone soft, with little to no muscle tone. Veal-like.

DMXroid hasn't put in an appearance.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (GTbGH)

761 Supreme Court REPORTING 69% Joanne Kloppenburg 532,568 50% David Prosser (inc) 531,963 50%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (Gr1V1)

762 795 I don't know what is worse, the cheeseheads put up over a million votes for a judicial election on a Tuesday in April, or we went over 700 posts on a thread about here.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 11:30 PM (0rXxT)

Over 800.

Posted by: That Guy Who Posts Meaningless Corrections at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (bxiXv)

763 >>Ah, the old guard is still around... just a little quieter these days. So I've heard. I hope y'all start talking again. There's a reason this place was the best place.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:32 PM (TMB3S)

764 Warden, you were pretty happy with my muscle tone last night... at least I think so. You sounded kinda funny going "mmm mm mm mmm " like that...

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (WRtsc)

765 I was a regular here a few years ago. I actually participated in flamewars. Ask Jackstraw, or Warden.  They know.

Have you moved onto the Connecticut redoubt?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (DKV43)

766 600 votes!  Jesus.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (bAySe)

767 Wells street right? I was down taking my kids to the museum the other day and the same little  Market is there serving the kids that was there so man;y years ago.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (Sxt4Z)

768 Lurve, just lurve the Dan Ratherisms.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (XBM1t)

769 804 #784 Oh go back to knitting sweaters, you emo twat.  I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Posted by: Kieth C at April 05, 2011 11:32 PM (oDMwn)

HEY! Watch your mouth when talking about women with sharp needles in their hands

Posted by: Sekhmet, who happens to be knitting right now at April 05, 2011 07:33 PM (Qb/Jf)

770 REPORTING 69%

Now we're getting interested in this race.

Posted by: Michael Moore and Helen Thomas at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (FYCiJ)

771
There are MORE POSTS in this thread than the VOTE SPREAD.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (bAySe)

772 Fond du Lac County isn't even reporting yet.  This is going Prosser's way.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (KDX07)


Slicing like a fuckin' hammer. That's just the way it is.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (th0op)

773 Warden, I would give my right hand (N.B. I'm a lefty) for Prosser to win this.  I was/am pessmistic because I saw some internals last week that looked bad for him, however.  I still am pessmistic, but less so than before.  I don't have access to the same county-by-county breakdowns that others are citing here, but once Madison and Milwaukee and Eau Claire are in it's mostly GOP territory from there on out.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (NjYDy)

774 Geez these unions spent millions and millions and millions.  Where did it go and how did they spend it?

And where did they get all that money?

Oh, right.

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (Q/RCp)

775 This is tighter than Meggie Mac's girdle at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (/v6J+)

776 Who's left?    Moonbat districts or Prosser studs?

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (AkdC5)

777 I'm fading fast, M&Ms. Keep up the good fight and I'll check back in the morning.

Posted by: joncelli at April 05, 2011 07:34 PM (Nvw83)

778 Is it too late to start walking this back?

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (FYCiJ)

779 Milwaukee reporting a little more. down to just 55% K 45% Prosser in Milwaukee. we will see if that holds.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (Gr1V1)

780 Milwaukee    314/486   55/45 for the Haggis

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (GTbGH)

781 This is tighter than Ace at Val-u-Rite factory.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (/v6J+)

782 Holy shit, what day is today? I think there's something I was supposed to do.

Oh well. Back to the couch.

Posted by: Cousin Pookie at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (72OLv)

783 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 71%   Joanne Kloppenburg

552,053

50%   David Prosser (inc)

546,662

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (7utQ2)

784 Jeff B, county by County -> http://apne.ws/gy5Ak1

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (3hWhZ)

785 I knew I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (nj1bB)

786 Thanks timwi, Wells Street it is. Was fun back in the 80's, could be a shithole now for all I know.

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (MWXXs)

787 I'm sorry I'm acting this way. When I was 11, I got kicked last in kickball and the pain still sears.

Fucking first graders.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (A0Q4i)

788  Hooter's at the Mall was a dive.

Posted by: Wing Ding at April 05, 2011 07:36 PM (oZl5+)

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 07:36 PM (1fB+3)

790 Did someone mention an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 05, 2011 07:36 PM (oDMwn)

791 Surge by K over 6000 over Prosser now- but Milwaukee now at 69% in, Dane 76.6% in already. Fon du lac STILL out.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:36 PM (Gr1V1)

792 This is tighter than Barney Frank's asscheeks on the day the GOP moved into the House

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:37 PM (CluUg)

793 He is banging Kloppy's squeakhole in Milwaukee. The spread there is almost single digits.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:37 PM (th0op)

794 It's gettin' real.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 07:37 PM (/v6J+)

795 Uh-oh.  Kloppenburg up by 8,000 now.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:37 PM (NjYDy)

796 Dane county will somehow end up 90% Klop 10% prosser, the union is using Dave as the floater. Damn the curruption, stinking 3rd world conutry.

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (dieO2)

797

 My girlfriend voted for Prosser today, by the way.  In Madison.  Like spitting into the wind, I know, but we did what we could.

She doesn't spit.

Posted by: Jeff b's Girlfriend's Boyfriend at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (xxg44)

798 I don't give a shit, but if I see one more dirty hippie, I'll bite his freakin' head off like he was a cobra worm.

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (McG46)

799

840 It's gettin' real.

Yeah, but is it ON?

 

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (VeoOY)

800 Part of the jump up for Kloppy is Eau Claire right now.

Posted by: Agent P at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (7AIVm)

801 Time to warm up the Deli Scene.  You know which one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (XBM1t)

802 Fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (oDMwn)

803 How does Fond du Lac still have zero reporting in yet?  Wtf?  Fond du Lac should be a pretty decent Prosser region.  And it's big. 

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (bnrRj)

804 This race is closer than Michael Kennedy and a tree trunk!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 07:38 PM (AZGON)

805 Kos is raising fraud concerns. With very little left for K in Milwaukee and Dane. Still quite a bit for Prosser if Fon du lac and Washington deliver.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (Gr1V1)

806

She doesn't spit.

Posted by: Jeff b's Girlfriend's Boyfriend at April 05, 2011 11:38 PM (xxg44)

Not anymore she doesn't.

Posted by: The Last Boyfriend at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (McG46)

807 at Althouse they said Font du Lac is late b/c they ran out of ballots and had to extend their voting hours.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (SB0V2)

808 WOw. WI has alot of counties.  In Maryland we have... like 20.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (bAySe)

809 From Althouse:  No report on Fond du lac yet. They ran out of ballots and extended the voting time.  Good times, good times...

Posted by: Tical at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (MjOqw)

810

Tighter than a Dodd-partially decomposed Kennedy waitress sandwich!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (VeoOY)

811 I'm learning far more about Wisconsin's political demographics and geography than i ever wanted too in my life.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:39 PM (DKV43)

812 This... *wheeze*
thing is... *cough*
tighter than... *gasp*
this here belt... *huff* *puff*

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (72OLv)

813 meh that was all dane county and according to Tim Lakin Prosser took Fon du Lac 62-38 it just isn't in the system yet.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (PdCgz)

814 #849  I thought that would be the Deli Scene from Sugar Hill.  Nevermind, that was a candy store.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (oDMwn)

815 Down 6k, 73%

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (McG46)

816 This is tighter than the Former Speaker's ass flying in a couch seat.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (YZISw)

817 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 73%   Joanne Kloppenburg

559,970

50%   David Prosser (inc)

553,243

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (7utQ2)

818 Fond du Lac ran out of ballots, so they extended the voting time there. That's why they are late coming in. This is good. It's a conservative county that had high turnout.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (g9AYc)

819 Is Fon Du Lac the suburbs?

Fond Du Lac is roughly halfway between Milwaukee and Green Bay.  I wouldn't call it suburban exactly, but it does lean conservative.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (KDX07)

820 Mike Castle! What?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (dT+/n)

821 This race is tighter than Andi Sullivan's  power-glutes at a Justin Bieber concert.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 05, 2011 07:40 PM (Rk+mU)

822 This race is tighter than... things that are really tight.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 07:41 PM (/v6J+)

823 Ashland, Eau Claire and Milwaukee reporting more in (strong areas for the Dem). Fon du lac STILL missing.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:41 PM (Gr1V1)

824 From Althouse:  No report on Fond du lac yet. They ran out of ballots and extended the voting time.  Good times, good times...

Hey, Gerg,  CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:41 PM (7utQ2)

825 this race is tighter than Kratos's cock ring.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:42 PM (DKV43)

826 >>WOw. WI has alot of counties.  In Maryland we have... like 20.

And they all vote for pussies except Fredneck, Cumberland and the Eastern Shore!

Wisconsin is deceptively BIG, incidentally.  Maybe not population-wise, but geographically there's a lot of space up north.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:42 PM (NjYDy)

827 841 Is Fon Du Lac the suburbs? 

Posted by: Jackwagon at April 05, 2011 11:37 PM (qjUnn)

Nope, northeast of Madison, and northwest of Milwaukee.

60 or 80 miles

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (MWXXs)

828 Cheese! Glorious Cheese!

Posted by: Cheez Wiz at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (oZl5+)

829 Hey, hipster!  Yeah, I mean you, Legolamb, or whatever.  Where's the midget?  Fetch me the freakin midget.

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (oDMwn)

830 This race is tighter than those damn rubber bands on Leeloo.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (th0op)

831 This race is tighter than Sheila Jackson Lee's hairbun helmet

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (XBM1t)

832

This race is slipperier than an oil soaked slinky!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (VeoOY)

833 >>Down 6k, 73% Excellent. So 6000 state workers get laid off in Wi. It's a start if we "lose". It's a start.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (TMB3S)

834 This thing is tight as a tourniquet.
Dry as a funeral drum.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (McG46)

835 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 76%   Joanne Kloppenburg

571,145

50%   David Prosser (inc)

564,352

50%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (7utQ2)

836 Fond du Lac is the region where Joseph McCarthy (yes, that Joseph McCarthy) was from.  It's not exactly a liberal bastion.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (bnrRj)

837 They need to hurry this up....I wanna go to bed.

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2011 07:43 PM (VuLos)

838 873 this race is tighter than Kratos's cock ring.

A feat I thought impossible.  My "ring" is only 1mm in diameter. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 07:44 PM (DZ/g1)

839 Just thinking ahead in case of a Kloppy win, but do the R's have a big enough majority in both houses to impeach her and remove her from office? Like 10 minutes after she's sworn in.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 07:44 PM (7EV/g)

840 What happened?  When Markos assigned me here he assured me things wouldn't get to this point.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:44 PM (FYCiJ)

841 My county, barring a recount, went for Prosser by a vote of 2220 - 1941.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at April 05, 2011 07:44 PM (aZ1Tm)

842 I have no idea where it is but Menominee county totaled 382 votes.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 07:45 PM (GTbGH)

843 This race is tighter than the particles in a degenerate quark star.

Posted by: Einstein at April 05, 2011 07:46 PM (/v6J+)

844 I have no idea where it is but Menominee county totaled 382 votes.

Posted by: toby928™: terse and without strange formatting at April 05, 2011 11:45 PM (GTbGH)


That's because cousin Gladys had triplets.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:46 PM (th0op)

845 This baby is shifting faster than Dale Earnhart Jr coming out of turn number 3 on the final lap on the Daytona 500.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:46 PM (VeoOY)

846

If Floppenbush wins, the Republican legilature should tells the democrats that will start tomorrow's session with a congratulatory resolution, and instead repass the freaking bill.

Not even Admiral Ackbar would see it coming

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:46 PM (DKV43)

847 This race is tighter than my back after I climb a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 05, 2011 07:47 PM (oDMwn)

848 Fond du lac is where I live. it's a big R county. Worry not!

Posted by: thehungarian at April 05, 2011 07:47 PM (rxaXW)

849 If this race were any tighter it could seal the leak at the Japanese nuclear power plant!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 07:47 PM (CluUg)

850 I have no idea where it is but Menominee county totaled 382 votes.

Right between Shawano and Oconto counties.  Aren't you glad you asked?

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:47 PM (KDX07)

851 I'm beginning to feel pessimistic again.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (NjYDy)

852

Hey Ben, I hear that Pittsburgh will be visited by The Bat this summer for the next Dark Knight flick.

Really?  You mean they're filming the movie here?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (DKV43)

853 This race is tighter than the particles in a degenerate quark star.

Posted by: Einstein at April 05, 2011 11:46 PM (/v6J+)

Funny, I mostly get called loose.

Posted by: The Wookiee's Supermassive Black Hole at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (McG46)

854 Is Fond du lac, big as in elbow room big or lots of proles big?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (0rXxT)

855 Down by 8K with 78% in.

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:47 PM (5I8G0)]


7,200

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (th0op)

856 Yeah, I forgot to say I'm from Rusk County. Went totally red in November. It also helps this is hunting/fishing/outdoorsyshit country where people value the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (aZ1Tm)

857 The AP shows 6 districts that haven't reported, yet.   Is that right?

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (AkdC5)

858 This sucker is changing direction quicker than Rosie O'donnell's gunt on a county fair Scrambler.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (VeoOY)

859

Fond du lac is where I live. it's a big R county. Worry not!

how big?

He's down 8K, that's pretty insurmountable at this point i would think

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:48 PM (DKV43)

860 >>Heh. That's a nice newsletter you got there. You guys are too gloomy. If you thought all that DOOM shit Monty started a few years after it became obvious, ahem, and didn't plan ahead then you aren't going to enjoy the meltdown. I'm not sweating the JV games. The main event is going to be awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (TMB3S)

861 We should step back and consider what this election means. Its just like a steer, the morning after, with that confused look in his eye as he sizes up the cowboy as he enters the corral. THAT is what this election is all about. The steer is asking, who has my damn the testicles!?! You can catch more of my act at the cowboy poetry festival now that my network gig is up.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (YZISw)

862 Ah, they had miscounted Waukesha county earlier.  It's more than 50 percent in.  Waukesha and Dane will pretty much cancel each other out then at this point.  It's up to Fond du Lac county at this point, which should be heavily R and had heavy turnout apparently. 

It's going to be close...

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (bnrRj)

863 Well, another brick in the fucking wall..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (QK1rf)

864 Up to my ass in orcs here.  A little help would be nice.

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (oDMwn)

865 This race is closer than Michael Kennedy and a tree trunk! That's not funny.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at April 05, 2011 07:49 PM (9Lm5R)

866 This shit just got real.

Posted by: Martin Lawrence to Will Smith In Bad Boys 2 at April 05, 2011 07:50 PM (nj1bB)

867 F---, don't like it but might as well mention it.

That 78% includes a lot of Waukesha.  It now has 119/198 precincts reporting.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 07:50 PM (EXLhY)

868

Yup.  For about 6 weeks.

hmm, i'll have to look into that. Maybe I can find my way into being an extra and get my testicles into the final film like that extra on Teen Wolf did in the basketball celebration scene.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:50 PM (DKV43)

869 Pain.

Posted by: Mr. T at April 05, 2011 07:50 PM (EL+OC)

870 So is that why your "sword" pulses blue?

lol, no.   The "sword" you refer to (the BoO isn't a metaphor) is blue because I cleanse it with Clorox to keep it disinfected and free of any possible decadence.

/A bit too far?

In all seriousness, go Prosser!  It aint over until Michelle Obama sings. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 07:50 PM (DZ/g1)

871 This race is tighter than the particles in a degenerate quark star.

Posted by: Einstein at April 05, 2011 11:46 PM

This race is tighter than the universe at 10-43 seconds.

Posted by: Hawking at April 05, 2011 07:51 PM (/v6J+)

872 Margin is widening for Kloppenburg.  *sigh*

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:51 PM (NjYDy)

873 The whore is up 51% - 49%

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 07:51 PM (AkdC5)

874 18k.. shit

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (3hWhZ)

875 Milwaukee just exploded into things. 89% in now. 11% left. Prosser down 18k but Milwaukee is nearly finished. Dane county and Fon du Lac and Washington may hold the keys.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (Gr1V1)

876 17,400 for Kloppy. big city dump.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (th0op)

877 This race is crazier than Tom Cruise on Oprah's sofa!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (AZGON)

878 Funny how miscounts always seem to go the demonrat way

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (dieO2)

879 game over. She's up 20,000 votes.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (DKV43)

880 Stop being such a handwringing drama queen.

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (oDMwn)

881 18K is, unfortunately, too wide a margin to overcome.  I think.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:52 PM (NjYDy)

882

hmm, i'll have to look into that. Maybe I can find my way into being an extra and get my testicles into the final film like that extra on Teen Wolf did in the basketball celebration scene.

Interesting.  I'll have to find an excuse to travel to Pittsburgh while they're filming there...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (DZ/g1)

883 In case you're wondering about the latest Klop...whatever surge:

Milwaukee    433/486     Prosser 77,247 42%    Klop 106,034 58%

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (EXLhY)

884 Waukesha jumped hard in Precincts reporting but not votes.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (GLP9X)

885 I think that's it.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (PdCgz)

886 Now we're just Waiting for the Worms.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (McG46)

887 I took my zombie pills early, hoping to be up in time to participate in the morning Top Headline Thread. Now I have to struggle to keep awake through this.

If Kloppenburg wins it's just more of the traditional WI liberal politics stretching back to the days of La Follette.

If Prosser wins it's part of a national sea change.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (7+pP9)

888 Looks like a big Milwaukee dump

Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (KI/Ch)

889 Supreme Court REPORTING 81%   Joanne Kloppenburg

609,621

51%   David Prosser (inc)

591,880

49%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (MtwBb)

890 All that was from Milwaukee.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (th0op)

891 This race is tighter than the universe at 10-43 seconds.
Posted by: Hawking at April 05, 2011 11:51 PM

dammit! I was going to say that!

Posted by: Carl Sagan at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (JMmQ9)

892 Woohoo Woohoo Woohooo.  I finally got one right.

Posted by: Greg, son of Greg at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (oDMwn)

893 This race is tighter than Katie Couric's colon after a night jalapeno poppers.

Posted by: Dan the Man at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (FaFnu)

894

This baby is nuttier than a squirrel.

 

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (VeoOY)

895 And yous ain't countin what we got in the trunk yet.

Posted by: Vinnie the union thug at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (2o7Ys)

896   935 Here's the article on it for you Ben.  No shooting dates given.  If I hear anything, I'll pass it along.
 ah , that's why i didn't see it.  It was in the postgazette, the local commie rag.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (DKV43)

897 we are well and truly boned

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (7lAxC)

898 If Prosser loses, do Republican voters get to nullify by going to Illinois?

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (MWXXs)

899 Almost all of Madison counted. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (KDX07)

900 Whatever the outcome, remember the unions had to spend millions on turf they once assumed was free.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (7EV/g)

901 949 This race is tighter than Katie Couric's colon after a night jalapeno poppers.

Posted by: Dan the Man at April 05, 2011 11:53 PM (FaFnu)

I'm replacing her you know.

Posted by: meredith vieira at April 05, 2011 07:54 PM (k1rwm)

902 Tonight, I shall make love to my scented bottle of Palmolive.

I will not only sexually satisfy myself, my foreskin will be baby soft.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:55 PM (A0Q4i)

903 should I be saying crap yet?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 07:55 PM (2o7Ys)

904 Mama Winger was just going to post that.. watching TMJ eh!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 07:55 PM (3hWhZ)

905 This state is more boned than a Dover sole!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 07:55 PM (AZGON)

906 West Bend not in yet - conservative.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (KDX07)

907 Crap.  This race is tighter than Barney Frank's ass.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (/v6J+)

908

Interesting.  I'll have to find an excuse to travel to Pittsburgh while they're filming there...

you're welcome to crash here, although i only have a couch to offer.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (DKV43)

909 Gentlemen, we are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: Prince Hector of Corisande at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (oDMwn)

910 Whew.  I don't have to walk it back after all.

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (FYCiJ)

911 Republican recall elections are going to gain steam.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (2o7Ys)

912 This race is...over. Amazing. Good call Ace. Sad, but prescient.

Posted by: I gotz a snuke in my suit at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (FweJ7)

913 20,000 vote margin for Kloppenburg now.  I think it's over.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (NjYDy)

914 LOL.  So you two youts want to be extras huh?

That would be awesome. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (DZ/g1)

915 "West Bend not in yet - conservative."

There's only 12000 people in west bend.  Unless they all voted twice, that's not gonna help.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (7lAxC)

916 Isn't Wisconsin part of Canada anyway?

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (8ay4x)

917 Hi guys!  I only post when things are looking good for me.  Miss me?

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (FYCiJ)

918 Prosser down 18,800 votes? Damn, tough to make that up.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (kW4zY)

919 We're all gonna get laid!

Posted by: The orcs at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (oDMwn)

920 7000 absentee ballots to go...

Posted by: hoosier daddy at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (oZl5+)

921 Prosser should have about a 6000 edge in Fond du Lac.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (th0op)

922

Waupaca,  Washburn, Tempealeau, Grant and FonduLac
have zero reprting.


Demographics?  Anyone know?

I know Johnny B. is from Fond du Lac.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (7EV/g)

923 Wait. So people are actually surprised that union votes won an election in the birthplace of unions? Fuck 'em. Layoffs tomorrow morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (TMB3S)

924 There's only 12000 people in west bend.  Unless they all voted twice, that's not gonna help.

Ummm, Sen. Lisa Murkowski

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (0rXxT)

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 07:58 PM (A0Q4i)

926 This race needs some tiger blood!

Posted by: cherry π at April 05, 2011 07:59 PM (+sBB4)

927 Hi, Wisconsin? NO BAILOUT FOR YOU!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 07:59 PM (McG46)

928 We got a real ol' timey corn hole squeeker here folks!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 07:59 PM (XBM1t)

929

eh oh, well, pass the freaking bill tomorrow.

Also, if she wins by a few thousand, then i'm not too concerned. I was worried it was going to be a blowout.

Look at it this way, after the rights anger we picked up 6 senate seats and some 63 house seats.

After the lefts anger, and millions of out of state dollars, they're gonna win a state supreme court election by 10-15 thousand votes.

Disappointing, yes, but all is not lost.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 07:59 PM (DKV43)

930 Thanks a lot, fuckers.  Getting a the pinball machine treatment from a bunch SEIU slobs and slavering hipsters is pretty definitely not in accord with maintaining one's royal dignity.

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 07:59 PM (oDMwn)

931 might be time to finally make that move from my state, too many FIB transplants

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (Ig1Wo)

932 The sad part is that they just voted for a corruption of our system by electing a Judge who is bought and paid for by interests not aligned with theirs. Fools and their money......

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (CluUg)

933 One thousandth!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (XBM1t)

934 Just remember, no matter what happens, libtards win. Almost as if voting were superfluous.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (AZGON)

935 and 35k down for Prosser now. Dammit. fucking union voters.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (PdCgz)

936 Yup, it's over.  Evil prevails.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (NjYDy)

937 FYI I had to do a touch-screen ballot when I voted because they ran out of ballots, that may take longer to count. I don't know.

Posted by: thehungarian at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (rxaXW)

938 This is what I wonder about: Trempealeau: 0 reporting. 0 reporting as of 10.56p.m? There are a few other counties like this. Yeah I know Trempealeau is a bucolic county in western Wisconsin, but Lord, are they using abacuses to tally the votes or what? I don't understand why tallying the votes takes so damn long in the computer age. In 2011, they should be able to do it 5 minutes after the freakin' polls close.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 08:01 PM (iSKg4)

939

Wait. So people are actually surprised that union votes won an election in the birthplace of unions?

Fuck 'em.

Layoffs tomorrow morning.

 

I'm with Jackstraw. I like to see peopel do the right thing, but I'll settle for a bunch of union fucks being put out of work by their own stupid, greedy actions.

Good luck finding jobs in this economy, fellas. Not too many private sector companies are willing to pay you to sit on your ass and complain all day.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:01 PM (VeoOY)

940 See, told ya 2010 was not a wave.  Even though this was a state race and it is 2011.

Posted by: Greg, son of Greg at April 05, 2011 08:01 PM (oDMwn)

941 John Fund had it right.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 08:01 PM (8Cv3K)

942 How will this impact the price of Wisconsin cheese?

Posted by: USA at April 05, 2011 08:01 PM (YZISw)

943

might be time to finally make that move from my state, too many FIB transplants

Hey! We can be blamed for a lot of crap, but WI went commie long before IL did.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (7EV/g)

944 There is something seriously wrong with those county by county results.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (th0op)

945 I count this as done. Unless something magical happens, he's out.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (AieEK)

946 fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (7lAxC)

947 People are stupid and corrupt. They also breed like rats. Oh well. Here comes Thunder Dome.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (dT+/n)

948 Should we descend upon the land of cheese and commies with axe handles or just nuke them from space?

Posted by: rosin the handles at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (oZl5+)

949 The race is pretty much over.  Too much of Madison left unless its suburbs for us to make up w/Fond Du Lac etc.  Kloppenhack will come up w/some Sumi esque bullshit to stop the democratically passed legislation.

Then Walker will be forced to do what he has too - lay off shit loads of these union leeches.  Good riddance teet suckers.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:02 PM (LLkBr)

950

Hey! We can be blamed for a lot of crap, but WI went commie long before IL did.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 06, 2011 12:02 AM (7EV/g)


still blame you FIB

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:03 PM (Ig1Wo)

951

 If the Unions can openly buy a judge, what can we do to stop them?

I personally am willing to go to the wall for this.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:03 PM (CluUg)

952 >>Evil prevails. Evil never prevails. It wins battles. It's never prevailed. Buck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 08:03 PM (TMB3S)

953 Actually Walker and pubs will just play FDR and add to more judges, appointed by Walker, Pubs have the control

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 08:03 PM (dieO2)

954 #1003 Au contraire, my friend.  Some Wisconsin drone called Rush the other day claiming she was offered twice what she made to quit her state job and work in the private sector.  Rush sort of fumblefingered it unfortunately.  He could have had a lot of fun with her.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 08:03 PM (oDMwn)

955 Where were you guys seeing John Fund?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:04 PM (/v6J+)

956 here comes the comeback! 24k!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:04 PM (3hWhZ)

957 If she wins, it was entirely because of Dane county:

Dane207/24845,503
25%134,880
75%
There are apparently 3 stoner hippie fucks for every normal person in Dane county.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 08:04 PM (bnrRj)

958 New Voice, you know they would never do that. Argh, now I have to try to sleep. Annoying idiots I wonder how many non-resident college students and whatnot voted. Certainly enough

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:04 PM (SB0V2)

959

Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 12:03 AM (cQnhh)

You and your "gigantic" 3incher can go gloat somewhere else.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:05 PM (XBM1t)

960 This is ludicrous. These large of a jumps this late in the vote count.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:05 PM (th0op)

961 There are apparently 3 stoner hippie fucks for every normal person in Dane county.

Posted by: Phil at April 06, 2011 12:04 AM (bnrRj)


your ratio is a bit low

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:05 PM (Ig1Wo)

962 The people being laid off soon should call their Union reps and ask for help. HAHAHAHAHA! Maybe Greg could hand out cheese balls.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 08:05 PM (dT+/n)

963

1020 #1003 Au contraire, my friend.  Some Wisconsin drone called Rush the other day claiming she was offered twice what she made to quit her state job and work in the private sector.

 

Bullshit.

Key word ... claiming.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:05 PM (VeoOY)

964

to be fair, i was totally convinced Toomey was going to lose late into the night on november 2. It was a close race.

This looks as good as over, but it's probably worth waiting until we're in teh 95 percent range

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:06 PM (DKV43)

965 Um, doesn't the GOP still control the legislature and the Governorship?

Why would those initiatives be "gone"? Moreover, what is topping them from passing the same exact law when the legislature is back is session?

Posted by: someguy at April 05, 2011 08:06 PM (yPwNF)

966 I am sure the scene at the farewell parties for the newly laid off state workers will be quite touching. 

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 08:06 PM (oDMwn)

967 The real question is: who's bright idea was it to let people elect supreme court justices?

Posted by: JP at April 05, 2011 08:06 PM (8s9tr)

968 Supreme Court REPORTING 85%   Joanne Kloppenburg

648,723

51%   David Prosser (inc)

624,972

49%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:06 PM (MtwBb)

969 >>Evil never prevails. It wins battles.

>>It's never prevailed.

>>Buck up.

Yeah, I know I should.  But I voted in this race and I cared about it and I saw it coming and I tried to get money and awareness flowing to it (which is part of why I've been pretty silent around here lately) and even still there was basically nothing we could do to stop the onrushing train of corrupt union fucks.  You know, everyone like to beat on me around here, but I actually get out and try my best and work on these campaigns.  Now I'm sitting here, half a nation away, feeling like I've taken it in the nuts.  And it hurts. 

Fuck.  Whatever, get up and get back out there again tomorrow. 

I'll say this much, however -- in the mood I'm in right now, I'll fucking take out a shotgun if I see another "DOOOM" post from Monty.  We fucking get it, dude.  Spare us, just ONE FUCKING NIGHT, okay?

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (NjYDy)

970 mouth hymen -- gone butt hymen -- gone armpit hymen -- gone

Posted by: Greg the Feg at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (nj1bB)

971 I don't want to be a horrible downer, but this race unfortunately will put the fear into national-stage Rs . . . it's really not good. It shouldn't be as important as it apparently was

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (SB0V2)

972

still blame you FIB

Well, if that's the way you feel about it, maybe we won't host your fleebaggers next time. Good luck finding hotel rooms in MN during Kuviasungnerk!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (7EV/g)

973 Russ Feingold is still out of office... crying somewhere like a little bitch.

Posted by: on the plus side for WI at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (72OLv)

974 Prosser just jumped up to being down by 12 thousand.

Posted by: JP at April 05, 2011 08:07 PM (8s9tr)

975 How bad does this vote mean for recalls of Republicans?
Libtards on twitter bragging the big wins tonight came from recall districts....

Posted by: Jackwagon at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM (qjUnn)


considering the signer drive outside of polling stations today, they'll get it

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (Ig1Wo)

976

I don't think there is much chance of overcoming 35k votes in what is left.

 

...write off Wisconsin. I truly thought they may actually be getting some signs of intelligence up there. This will put them in the ranks of a bannana republic, albeit a cold one.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (4ABat)

977 Again, win or lose Prosser is in til August.

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (MWXXs)

978 it's all over for gov walker now.  the dems actually have control now with the courts the ultimate decider of everything

From your keyboard to God's ears, Transparent Concern Troll.  Let's see Eva Braun re-hire the union baboons that are going to get capped next week.

And you know what?  I don't mind if a state chooses to Michiganize itself so that a bunch of lazy, greedy, corrupt clods can hoard the riches of their betters.  Their betters will simply pick up and move as they have in every other state where the cancer of "progressivism" has metastasized beyond repair.

It's the federal government that needs to get full-on chemo.  Can't move away from that monstrosity.

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (Q/RCp)

979 5k!!!! GO GO GOGOGOGO

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (3hWhZ)

980 Down to 5k. this is friggin insane.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (th0op)

981 Well, there's one state race in the bag for the heroes of the proletariat.  Only 699 to go.

Posted by: Greg, son of Greg at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (oDMwn)

982 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 88%   Joanne Kloppenburg

655,325

50%   David Prosser (inc)

650,059

50%

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 08:08 PM (MWXXs)

983 Except for the Prosser family it really doesn't matter.  Well, maybe the WI taxpayers, but once they move the unions can tax themselves.  glad I don't live there.

 On the other hand, these small little skirmishes don't matter much in the end, the jig is up, the nation and states can't afford this type of govt pay anymore so its just a matter of time.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (Z1jiu)

984 The real question is: who's bright idea was it to let people elect supreme court justices?
Posted by: JP at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM

Word.

don't get me started

Posted by: Repeal the 17th Amandment at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (JMmQ9)

985 Nice little jump there for Prosser, but I see Dane and Milwaukee counties will just wait until the very end to see how many votes they need, and then they will find them in the trunks of their cars as necessary.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (7lAxC)

986 Supreme Court REPORTING 88%   Joanne Kloppenburg

655,325

50%   David Prosser (inc)

650,059

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (MtwBb)

987

Well, if that's the way you feel about it, maybe we won't host your fleebaggers next time. Good luck finding hotel rooms in MN during Kuviasungnerk!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 06, 2011 12:07 AM (7EV/g)


that would be sweet, even Rockford is better than the Tri-Cities

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (Ig1Wo)

988

Is this the only race in Wisconsin, how are the republicans doing at the local level?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (DKV43)

989 1044 - Oh really? How?

Posted by: someguy at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (yPwNF)

990 I hope that big surge was from the Milwaukee suburbs and not Fond du lac.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (PdCgz)

991 Supreme Court REPORTING 88% Joanne Kloppenburg 655,325 50% David Prosser (inc) 650,059 50%

Posted by: Greg the Feg at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (nj1bB)

992 uh..it just dropped to a 5,000 vote race

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:09 PM (Gr1V1)

993 WTF? Margin down to 5K?

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (kW4zY)

994 If Prosser pulls it out, Madistan's going to burn down

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (MWXXs)

995 fon du lac not reporting yet so far

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (Gr1V1)

996 DC to Milwaukee flights just got a lot more expensive, and planes a lot fuller. It's lawyer time!

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (jGXQI)

997

Is this the only race in Wisconsin, how are the republicans doing at the local level?

Posted by: Ben at April 06, 2011 12:09 AM (DKV43)


blood bath for the Republicans

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (Ig1Wo)

998 well well well...

Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 88%   Joanne Kloppenburg

655,325

50%   David Prosser (inc)

650,059

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (7mSYS)

999 Down to 5k. this is friggin insane.

WTF!?

This race is scarier than 10g roller-coaster ride.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (/v6J+)

1000

Nice little jump there for Prosser, but I see Dane and Milwaukee counties will just wait until the very end to see how many votes they need, and then they will find them in the trunks of their cars as necessary.

It seems like every state has places like that. Here in PA it's Philly.

In Indiana, it's Gary, in Illinois it's Chicago, etc etc.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (DKV43)

1001 Damn, the bitch up by only 5000 now.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (AkdC5)

1002 This shit just got real a second time.

Posted by: Martin Lawrence to Will Smith at April 05, 2011 08:10 PM (nj1bB)

1003 Fon Du Lac is in.. won by 6k

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (3hWhZ)

1004 Yeah, but I think this is just Fond du Lac reporting in.  My math says the margin will grow again for Kloppenburg before the night is through.

I will fucking chug six bottles of Val-U-Rite if I'm wrong, though.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (NjYDy)

1005 Latest surge from Dane.

You know what, though?  I'm not willing to call this done yet.  Prosser is leading Washington by 77% (translating to a 15k vote lead) and only 25% of the precincts are reporting.  He is leading Waukesha by 73% (with a 50k vote lead) with only 63% reporting.  Fond du Lac is also still out.

F--- it.  Never say die.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (EXLhY)

1006 Yup, total disaster. Epic.  Nothing like that weak little wet fart in November.  Gurgle gurgle gurgle

Posted by: Greg, son of Greg at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (oDMwn)

1007 Someone get the heart attack paddles.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (/v6J+)

1008 1070 This shit just got real a second time.   LMAO!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (VeoOY)

1009 Houndog! Eat that pussy!

Posted by: Game on at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (oZl5+)

1010 this is scarier than that time i woke up in a bathtub full of ice without one of my kidney's and a naked helen thomas who was eating said kidney.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (DKV43)

1011 Ehh... but 100% of Fon Du Loc is in.  

ASccording to AP, ahead in count now, its down to 4k.


But, where else can Posser find votes???

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (bAySe)

1012 Supreme Court REPORTING 88% Joanne Kloppenburg 655,325 50% David Prosser (inc) 650,059 50% Only 5k now...let's go...

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (JqBN2)

1013 This race is shiftier than my googly eye.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (72OLv)

1014 does anyone remember three hours ago when it was FIFTY FIFTY?

Posted by: acewing plover at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (nj1bB)

1015 Someone get the heart attack paddles.

Scratch that.  Someone fired the heart attack paddles.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (/v6J+)

1016 Fond du Lac is in now...Prosser won easily there.  I think Dane gives the edge to the bitch though unfortunately. 

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (bnrRj)

1017 Somebody conceded?

Posted by: cherry π at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (+sBB4)

1018 FDL just reported. 61-39 prosser.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:11 PM (Gr1V1)

1019 Even if Prosser pulls this out (I say go for the pie), it will be because outside groups outspent the unions 3-2. Go Prosser!!

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (A+YNn)

1020 "1039 I don't want to be a horrible downer, but this race unfortunately will put the fear into national-stage Rs . . . it's really not good." Eh? The GOP cowered by a solitary state race? Oh, yeah. I forgot... The GOP.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (AZGON)

1021

With 88% in....

She's purring as he goes where no man has gone before.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (XBM1t)

1022 Dude, almost dropped a stitch---5K?


Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (Qb/Jf)

1023 Hm, if you go to the Journal Sentinel website for election results (http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/118885959.html) and click on 'view results' for this race, it lists:

JoAnne Kloppenburg
David Prosser (inc)

Prosser is an Independent (Ind.). I wonder why they have 'inc' up?

Oh, and Prosser is within 5300 votes of Kloppenburg - not terrible, though still a likely loss.

Posted by: lumpy at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (IXXax)

1024 under 2k. Someone hold me

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (3hWhZ)

1025 I thought that hag was up 35k.  What happened?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (/v6J+)

1026

1039 I don't want to be a horrible downer, but this race unfortunately will put the fear into national-stage Rs . . . it's really not good.

Not sure about that- this is a blatant attempt by union tugs and Democrats to subvert the legislative process and to corrupt the courts.

I also do not think anyone thought it would be this close, in a traditionally D state with a strong Union Thug constituency. This was a good test in enemy territory.

...and I am sure this is an election the State will regret in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (4ABat)

1027 I'm in a glass box of emotion!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (VeoOY)

1028 down to 1.5k. too bad 17% of dane is still out. shit

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (PdCgz)

1029 the state has a republican governor.  so why aren't they making sure there was no voter fraud.

Posted by: meredith vieira at April 05, 2011 08:12 PM (k1rwm)

1030 Fond du Lac is also still out.

Posted by: AD at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (EXLhY)


Speak of the devil.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (EXLhY)

1031 Things are turning around.  Most dem counties are done reporting.

1200 vote gap.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (KDX07)

1032 2k!

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (MWXXs)

1033 It's only about 3,000 now.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (Sxt4Z)

1034 This race reminds me of that second fight with Apollo Creed.

Posted by: Rocky at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (/v6J+)

1035 Supreme Court REPORTING 90%   Joanne Kloppenburg 670,661 50%   David Prosser (inc) 668,985 50% Only 2k now...

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (JqBN2)

1036 Prosser is an Independent (Ind.). I wonder why they have 'inc' up? - He's the Incumbent

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (jGXQI)

1037 Milwaukee is now 94% in.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (EXLhY)

1038 Supreme Court REPORTING 90%   Joanne Kloppenburg

670,661

50%   David Prosser (inc)

668,985

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (MtwBb)

1039 Boehner had Obama on speed dial. If prosser loses he will make a budget deal with 50 dollars in cuts

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (DKV43)

1040 Supreme Court REPORTING 90% Joanne Kloppenburg 670,661 50% David Prosser (inc) 668,985 50%

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (nj1bB)

1041 Oh shit-snickles!  Now <2k.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (bAySe)

1042 This race reminds me of me!

Posted by: Zombie at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (/v6J+)

1043 1098. you must be joking. OF COURSE there was voter fraud! they always have it in WI it's like, traditional or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (SB0V2)

1044 Even though Prosser stays until August, all that would be required is a Union boosted interest group w/standing putting up a challenge after Klopp takes the bench to have her and her cronies overturn the case. 

Our jobs needs to be to punish these states that keep on asking the feds for money.  We need to make sure we don't screw ourselves over and maintain majorities in the house - control the purse at least as long as the Idiot in chief is still in office.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (LLkBr)

1045 Fact: the 17% of Dane that is still out makes this a foregone conclusion.  I'll eat a shoe if I'm wrong.

(Please god let me be wrong.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:13 PM (NjYDy)

1046

Oh shit- only down 2k.

maybe I spoke too soon-

although it is still in Democratic shenanigans/cheating territory.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (4ABat)

1047 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 90%   Joanne Kloppenburg

670,661

50%   David Prosser (inc)

668,985

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (7mSYS)

1048 Prosser is an Independent (Ind.). I wonder why they have 'inc' up?

Posted by: lumpy at April 06, 2011 12:12 AM (IXXax)


it mean incumbent

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (Ig1Wo)

1049 This shit insists upon its reality.

Posted by: Martin Lawrence to Will Smith at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (nj1bB)

1050 This is scarier than having maritals with Mrs. North with the lights on... and it's almost her birthday again

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (8ay4x)

1051 Ask Al Franken about GOP Governors preventing vote fraud.

Posted by: Greg, son of Greg at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (oDMwn)

1052 1093 under 2k. Someone hold me

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill

Would you settle for a thumb in your ass?

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (VeoOY)

1053 Bob Costa tweets from  Klopp headquarters: This room is buzzing. Klopp continues to maintain lead. No 'hey, hey goodbye' cheer tho. Still early...

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (8Cv3K)

1054 1110. Ben you cracked me up there! I think I'm getting giddy from lack of sleep and caring about WI

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (SB0V2)

1055

But, where else can Posser find votes???
My pants.

 

Posted by: guy or gal who really likes Prosser at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (7EV/g)

1056

Prosser is an Independent (Ind.). I wonder why they have 'inc' up?

maybe he's incorporated? you know, to take advantage of the tax savings

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (DKV43)

1057 Pat Caddell is getting excited.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (1fB+3)

1058 Jesus Christ!

I started out accepting the fact that the unions would win. Then I slowly became optimistic when Prosser was up by tens of thousands of votes. Then I was crushed when Klopp was absolutely going to win with a lead of 40,000 votes with 80= precent in. Now it's tied again.

I'm gonna die of a heart attack!

Posted by: JC at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (8wYse)

1059 Dane holding out suggests they're holding out for the margin of cheating.  Wait for it...

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (bnrRj)

1060 1200 votes?

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (8ay4x)

1061 Prosser is an Independent (Ind.). I wonder why they have 'inc' up?

incumbent

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (7mSYS)

1062 Hm, here's that link again:

http://tinyurl.com/43bljrd

Posted by: lumpy at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (IXXax)

1063 Less than 2000, now.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (AkdC5)

1064 Inc means incumbent you boobs.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (yJPTY)

1065 This race deserves an Oscar for best drama.

Posted by: The Academy at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (/v6J+)

1066

union tugs= union thugs

although both are approriate.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (4ABat)

1067 My cheese just melted

Posted by: cherry π at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (+sBB4)

1068 I believe 50-50 triggers a recount.  I'd love to see how many hippie madison ballots are fake/thrown out.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (LLkBr)

1069 Robert Costa: Washington co still 10/38, that could be heavy prosser.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (8Cv3K)

1070 >>We fucking get it, dude. Spare us, just ONE FUCKING NIGHT, okay? This can't be coming from Jeff B. The immortal whining, my awesome gf would out awesome the whole entire world. Or would it? Eh, blow me. Suck it up, buttercup. You lecture the shit out of everyone here daily and you could be the most sanctimonious dick I have ever had preach at me, and that's saying something. Now I'm supposed to bite my tongue to sooth your feelings? Did I mention blow me? Welcome to the world of the mortals.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (TMB3S)

1071 According to @SwingState, “Apparently, Dane County had an error that gave Kloppenburg 134K instead of 124K”

Posted by: Bluto at April 05, 2011 08:15 PM (7Ahkq)

1072 Would you settle for a thumb in your ass? Posted by: Warden Only as a last resort...

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (3hWhZ)

1073 Even if Prosser pulls this out (I say go full on creampie, but i digress), the left is going to whine and cry about how these scary outside groups outspent the good and noble union thugs 3-2 and this really doesn't matter as much as we said it did yesterday.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (7F9i5)

1074 1130 Dane holding out suggests they're holding out for the margin of cheating.  Wait for it...

Posted by: Phil at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (bnrRj)

That's what I'm thinking with my cynical heart.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (BvBKY)

1075

I'm starting to give a shit.

 

 

Hey, is that a rattlesnake over there?

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (VeoOY)

1076 3000cc of misplaced ballots, stat!

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (oDMwn)

1077 well shit

Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 90%   Joanne Kloppenburg

677,141

50%   David Prosser (inc)

673,670

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (7mSYS)

1078 This race ruined the movie I was watching on PPV.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (/v6J+)

1079 Ho-lee-shit

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (Qb/Jf)

1080

Gerry, I disagree about the "horrible downer". Yeah, I can spin w/ the best of 'em, but the fact is the union side threw EVERYTHING, sink included at this, while Repubs all over the country said to their team "where are you guys".

And with 90% reporting, Prosser is down by 2,000 VOTES!

That ain't noGod-fearing union triumph, no matter how you slice it. K may still win (likely), but she's winning ugly, and that does matter in the bigger picture.

 

Posted by: Andrew X at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (nNZtS)

1081 >>I'm gonna die of a heart attack!

I'll spare you the heart attack and tell you now that Kloppenburg will win.  The math is what it is: her strongholds haven't yet fully reported, his have.  And she's ahead as it is.

I'm not doing this to be a dick, but to save some pain for people getting false hopes up.  Hey, look at it this way: if the improbable happens and he wins then it's all upside-surprise.  As it is you've been prepared in advance.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (NjYDy)

1082

game over, good night everyone.

And fuck you Wisconsin, you're screwed me twice this year.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (DKV43)

1083 This race has gotten tighter than my cougar prophylactic.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (72OLv)

1084 how close for a recount? I would SO LOVE a recount! imagine the dirt that would be dug up! the beautiful false names! the creativity that would otherwise have been missed!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (SB0V2)

1085 Lol, I hope we lose and the democrats get all of it, then spend the state into bankruptcy.  Hard lessons sometimes have to be learned by the idiots who elect these people.  Not one of Walkers actions negatively affected the general public of the state, yet this is the coming result?  F'ing morons.

Posted by: Obama's People at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (DOmQY)

1086 I started out accepting the fact that the unions would win. Then I slowly became optimistic when Prosser was up by tens of thousands of votes. Then I was crushed when Klopp was absolutely going to win with a lead of 40,000 votes with 80= precent in. Now it's tied again.

I'm gonna die of a heart attack!

Posted by: JC at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (8wYse)


hence why always being the pessimist is the correct thought train

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (Ig1Wo)

1087 What can anybody tell me about Waukesha125/198

Posted by: va jim at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (ssbdU)

1088 Recount rules <.5%- Automatic and state paid <1.5%- 5 bucks a ward <2%- pay actual costs Supposedly the model shows Prosser at 1-1.5%

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (7F9i5)

1089 This guy, whoever he is, says that Dane county misreported Klopp's totals by 10K, those have been deducted, hence the big drop. SwingState Swing State Project by justkarl Apparently, Dane County had an error that gave Kloppenburg 134K instead of 124K

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (nj1bB)

1090 Laying it on a bit heavy tonight, ain't you Jeffy?

Posted by: Sanctimonious Twat at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (oDMwn)

1091 Ah, 'incumbent,' thanks guys.

Posted by: lumpy at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (IXXax)

1092 THis race is dicier than Gilbert Gottfried at a D&D convention.

Posted by: Dan the Man at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (FaFnu)

1093 Washington now half in.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:18 PM (EXLhY)

1094 Milwaukee burbs are our last hope -- but they haven't came in yet so there's still a chance.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:18 PM (LLkBr)

1095 swing state project has milwaukee suburbs at only 65% reporting so that should be good for Prosser. Which is weird because only 3% of milwaukee is still outstanding

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:18 PM (PdCgz)

1096 3500 vote difference. Milwaukee now nearly entirely in. Prosser did VERY good there. Madison hated him though. Dane county precincts left- 41 Marathon county- 33 Washington- 19 WAukuesheaadf- 73 Waupaca county left- Johnson carried this by 20 pt margin

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (Gr1V1)

1097 The question now is can Waukesha and Washington outweigh Dane for what left.
Looks like the dems are going use Eau Claire for the nitty gritty if it comes to it.


Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (th0op)

1098 CAC, how many ppl in Waupaca though?

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (3hWhZ)

1099 are we hearing no concessions tonite so I can go to bed?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (SB0V2)

1100 >>Laying it on a bit heavy tonight, ain't you Jeffy?

Yeah, I'm kinda depressed.  Again, it's a way of mentally preparing myself (and feeling even more exhilarated if we pull it out).  I figure there's no harm in it once the voting's actually happened and there's no risk of actually keeping people from getting out there or anything.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (NjYDy)

1101 It will be remarkable how tomorrow every MBM outlet will declare this single solitary race a new, undeniably national mandate for Barry's agenda. Like November 2010 never happened.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (AZGON)

1102 Quick!  Gimme another pillow to bite on.

Posted by: Gerggg at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (XBM1t)

1103 Pat Caddell is getting horny. You're not gonna like him when he's horny.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (AieEK)

1104 If Klopper wins this I am gonna screw a wheel of Wisconson's finist swiss cheese.  I'm sure I can find a hole that will work.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (2o7Ys)

1105 Incidentally, I love how my "News from the Associated Press" tab in firefox where I'm watching the vote tally gets truncated to

"News From The Ass..."


Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (7lAxC)

1106 If there was a 10K miscount then there will def be a recount. Also how many mail in ballots where there?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (DKV43)

1107 This race is dicier than OJ simpson with a nose full of coke.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (VeoOY)

1108 This is tighter than a tick's vagina.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (nj1bB)

1109 I can't imagine Prosser would concede tonight.  There's too much of a chance that a recount won't be expensive for him to give it up.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:20 PM (LLkBr)

1110 This race has me sweating harder than Shaq at the foul line. (Dennis Miller, I think.)

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (nj1bB)

1111 jeesh i need a valium.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (h+qn8)

1112 1184 This is tighter than a tick's vagina.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2011 12:20 AM (nj1bB)

Leave me and Arthur out of this.

Posted by: The Tick at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (BvBKY)

1113 I will say this, however -- the internals I saw (from friends in the WI GOP) had this as a worse loss for Prosser than it's currently looking like.  What I saw had him going down 53-47 or so.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (NjYDy)

1114 15,000 voters. assuming he wins by same gap of 2800 votes that cuts her lead down to +700 before Dane and a few other random liberal spots. If it is true that 33% of milwaukee suburbs still left, he has an outside shot. BUT A LOOOOOONG one.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (Gr1V1)

1115 Help us Obi-Wan!  You're our only hope!

Posted by: Princess Leia at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (XBM1t)

1116 Jesus Christ who named these counties and towns in Wisconsin? Didn't we win the wars against the indians?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (DKV43)

1117 This race is tighter than Richard Harris when he recorded MacArthur Park.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (/v6J+)

1118 1182 If there was a 10K miscount then there will def be a recount. Also how many mail in ballots where there?


7200 I recall reading

Posted by: va jim at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (ssbdU)

1119 If Klopper wins this I am gonna screw a wheel of Wisconson's finist swiss cheese.  I'm sure I can find a hole that will work.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 06, 2011 12:20 AM (2o7Ys)

Hate fuck?

Posted by: some dipshit lib writer at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (72OLv)

1120 you know we are the hip internet party when nicedeb and ace are here

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 08:22 PM (0rXxT)

1121 wow Dana Perino just said she likes it when you say "orgy" on TV w/ a British accent.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 08:22 PM (g9AYc)

1122 Ben Smith   Still more Prosser precincts than Klopp ones out.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 08:22 PM (8Cv3K)

1123 3362 vote gap btw.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:22 PM (Gr1V1)

1124 Apparently, Dane County had an error that gave Kloppenburg 134K instead of 124K

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (nj1bB)


They're just getting started.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:22 PM (th0op)

1125 This sucker is sketchier than a NY comedy troupe.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (VeoOY)

1126 This race has me shaking like Marion Barry trying to piss in a specimen cup.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (nj1bB)

1127 Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal
My ex-wife is a fat cow

Posted by: Greg's Dad at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (oDMwn)

1128 1194 1182 If there was a 10K miscount then there will def be a recount. Also how many mail in ballots where there?

7200 I recall reading

Posted by: va jim at April 06, 2011 12:21 AM (ssbdU)

Traditionally mail-in ballots tend GOP, but who knows with this race.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (BvBKY)

1129 Ticks have feelings. They are offended and outraged.

Posted by: cherry π at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (+sBB4)

1130 Margin down to 3500.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:23 PM (kW4zY)

1131 No Justice. No Cheese.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (dT+/n)

1132 1197 wow Dana Perino just said she likes it when you say "orgy" on TV w/ a British accent.   I don't know what that is, but I'd be happy to do it if it means nuzzling those delightful sweater puppies!

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (8ay4x)

1133 This race is closer than Schwinn and Charles Johnson!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (AZGON)

1134 this race is scarier than HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN BILL MURRAY GOT SLIMED?

Posted by: acewing plover at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (nj1bB)

1135 Waupaca just delivered another 1800 or so to close the gap net for Prosser.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (Gr1V1)

1136 Has me shaking like Katherine Hepburn on a roller coaster.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (th0op)

1137 Jeebus.   I wish there was an automatic refresh on that elections site.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (AkdC5)

1138 This Race is hotter than the drawers on the underwear bomber

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (7F9i5)

1139 I also perked up when I herd Dana Perino say "..Orgy on tv..."

Yes, please.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (bAySe)

1140 1600..

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:24 PM (3hWhZ)

1141 SICK:

Robert Costa Call and response chant here: "Q: What's the word? A: Kloppenburg!"

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (8Cv3K)

1142 Down to 1600.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (1fB+3)

1143

This race is tighter than the knothole in the wall of old farmer Johnson's hay barn.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (XBM1t)

1144 Supreme Court REPORTING 92% Joanne Kloppenburg 684,512 50% David Prosser (inc) 682,935 50% GAP IS Klop by 1577 votes now. Still have a few Republican districts left compared to democratic ones. Once the rest of Dane rolls in we will know.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (Gr1V1)

1145 Whatever the outcome of the election in Wisconsin, it is critical that Republicans and conservatives acknowledge that President Obama is a deeply patriotic American and devout Christian, and that despite some disagreements on policy we recognize that he only wants the best for this greatest nation on God's green earth. This is how we will win in 2012.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (hD0CU)

1146 Waupaca is late.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (GLP9X)

1147 This is pretty exciting really, sure I'm for Prosser, but I don't give it the weight most of you are.  I was just hoping for a shadenboner to the union thugs.

Tomorrow, the repubs should just vote again in the senate, and kill their whole celebration.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (Z1jiu)

1148 Help me Mr.Wizard, I don't want to be a has beem celebrity anymore!

Posted by: Turtle at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (iVbrO)

1149 I'm as excited as Charles Nelson Riley, Jm J. Bullock and Tom Bergeron sharing a single front-row seat at the Ice Capades!

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (8ay4x)

1150 Supreme Court REPORTING 92%   Joanne Kloppenburg 684,512 50%   David Prosser (inc) 682,935 50% 1600 or so...

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:25 PM (JqBN2)

1151 down to 1.4k

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (PdCgz)

1152 Dane is holding its votes so that it can know how many ballots it needs to stuff.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (mAbf0)

1153 Woah, 1500

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (kW4zY)

1154 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 92%   Joanne Kloppenburg

684,512

50%   David Prosser (inc)

682,935

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (7mSYS)

1155 There are another 16,000 votes out there for Kloppenberg in Dane. the question is there another 20,000 for Prosser?

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (Gr1V1)

1156 Supreme Court REPORTING 92%   Joanne Kloppenburg

684,512

50%   David Prosser (inc)

682,935

50%

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (MtwBb)

1157 With 92% in Klop leads by 1577 votes, or .12%.

I think there might be a recount.

Posted by: someguy at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (yPwNF)

1158 170,000+ votes for Dane County and still counting?  Jesus, how many total people are in dane county, 300,000?  How many of those are voting age?  They must have had 80% turnout there.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (7lAxC)

1159 This race has me shaking like a 14 year old girl on her first day of Lawrence Taylor's "Giant Charm" Finishing School.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (nj1bB)

1160 swing state project has milwaukee suburbs at only 65% reporting so that should be good for Prosser. Which is weird because only 3% of milwaukee is still outstanding.

I remember during the 2008 elections when Bob Beckel "joked" about how they used to hold the count until they knew how many votes they needed.

I've tried to find the video since then because I don't think it's fucking funny.

Posted by: South Carolina Debutante Coterie at April 05, 2011 08:27 PM (piMMO)

1161 Prossser! Do it for the cows!

Posted by: Moo, baby at April 05, 2011 08:27 PM (oZl5+)

1162 Waupaca is late.

Crap, do you think she's pregnant, cause I swear I pulled out in time.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:27 PM (Z1jiu)

1163 Killface: ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . yeah it was really HIGH turnout, that's the ticket 157 percent or so

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:27 PM (SB0V2)

1164 This race has me sweating harder than Couger from Top Gun during World War III.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (/v6J+)

1165 WERE UP!...


CountyPrecinctsD. Prosser (i)J. KloppenburgTotal3344/3630686,541
50%686,05

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (bAySe)

1166 54 precincts in Dane and Milwaukee out of 345 left to report. Well withing reach...

Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (KI/Ch)

1167 What's a little rough street play and vote rigging amongst friends?

Posted by: Der Kloppenfuhrer at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (oDMwn)

1168 Dane is holding its votes so that it can know how many ballots it needs to stuff.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 06, 2011 12:26 AM (mAbf0)


Watch Eau Claire. Dane is baked in the cake already.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (th0op)

1169 I'm shakier than Muhammed Ali on a Tilt-a-Whirl.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (VeoOY)

1170

Click ace's link at the top of the post.  Then you can refresh it with the f button.

Posted by: CDR M at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (5I8G0)

I am, but I'm about to wear out that key.  

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (AkdC5)

1171 This race is uglier than Kathy Griffin in a hall of mirrors!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (AZGON)

1172 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 92%   David Prosser (inc)

687,274

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

686,683

50%

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (bAySe)

1173 the vote counting is more questionable than Shep Smith's sexuality.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (DKV43)

1174 PROSSER UP!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (3hWhZ)

1175 Prosser is up?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (1fB+3)

1176 Shit! Prosser back up!

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (kW4zY)

1177 Whatever the outcome of the election in Wisconsin, it is critical that Republicans and conservatives acknowledge that President Obama is a deeply patriotic American and devout Christian, anti american closet muslim communist, and that despite some major disagreements on policy we recognize that he only wants the best for this  downfall of the greatest nation on God's green earth. This is how we will win in 2012.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (gWHrG)

1178 Tom Bergeron

WTF?!

Posted by: South Carolina Debutante Coterie at April 05, 2011 08:28 PM (piMMO)

1179 Supreme Court REPORTING 92%   David Prosser (inc) 687,274 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 686,683 50% Believe it baby...

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (JqBN2)

1180 Once the rest of Dane rolls in we will know.

Posted by: CAC at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (Gr1V1)



Dear Dane,

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Sincerely,

Waukesha

Posted by: Waukesha County at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (EXLhY)

1181 you know what would be neat? if they actually had a revote instead of a recount then we could all do this again! it would be the most fun!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (SB0V2)

1182 Holy fuck Prosser takes lead?

Posted by: thehungarian at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (rxaXW)

1183 Prosser is up? PROSSER IS UP??

Posted by: CNN at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (86FvD)

1184 Did Prosser just put Baby in the corner?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (DKV43)

1185 He's Pulled ahead!

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (7F9i5)

1186 shit, waukesha just blew is wad and it's no going to be enough

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (7lAxC)

1187 Less than 1000 at 92%

The definition of "Down to the wire."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (bxiXv)

1188 JESUS, PROSSER'S UP BY FOUR VOTES!!!!!!

Posted by: Andrew X at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (nNZtS)

1189 This has me shaking harder than Michael J. Fox sitting on a paint mixing machine at the hardware store. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (XBM1t)

1190 We're losing her, another 3000cc, stat!

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:29 PM (oDMwn)

1191 1258 Tom Bergeron

WTF?!
Totally a homo.  Since his days on WBZ in Boston and before.  No straight man is that fancy.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (8ay4x)

1192 Waupaca put him up..Eau Claire is going to be Klopp's bread and butter now.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (LLkBr)

1193 Grabs pudding and gets hopeful

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (7F9i5)

1194 Waukesa is still at 125 out of 198 - and it's heavily Republican. Ozaukee and Washington are still not reporting. Heavy GOP. haven't given up hope.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (iSKg4)

1195 I'm getting another bottle of wine.

Posted by: grapes of wrath at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (oZl5+)

1196 These latest numbers got me harder than the Hope Diamond's dick.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (nj1bB)

1197 Sweet Jebus...Prosser up. I'm shaking like an epileptic at a strobe light showroom.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (th0op)

1198 The count on the AP site seems very accurate. According to them Waukesha, which is going 73% to 27% for Prosser still has 73 of its 198 precinct uncounted. Seems like a very positive thing, also read that a polling firm is standing by its prediction that Prosser wins by 1-2%.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (n6NRR)

1199 No matter what happens....get ready for the recount, along with the weird and bizarre...

Posted by: Minstrel Boy at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (rwioF)

1200 I predict this one's going to the recount... So in other word the Klopp wins. But a much better fight than I'd expected.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (KI/Ch)

1201 I'm more nervous than a wheel of Wisconsin Swiss cheese in Ohio Dan's frig.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (+xI28)

1202

you know what would be neat?

if they actually had a revote instead of a recount

then we could all do this again!

it would be the most fun!

heh. I needed to go to bed about 40 minutes ago. I can't believe I am stayin up for a state supreme court elections. It's amazing wht politics and ideology does to a person

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (DKV43)

1203 So, anything interesting happening this evening?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (swuwV)

1204 1270 -- hah!

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (nj1bB)

1205

How much do we have to win by for it to stick?

Posted by: Tom at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (ZMODS)

1206 Winning!

Posted by: Judge Charlie Sheen Prosse at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (72OLv)

1207 Dear Dane,

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Sincerely,

Waukesha

Posted by: Waukesha County at April 06, 2011 12:29 AM (EXLhY)

 

Damn, that's some funny shit right there!

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:30 PM (AkdC5)

1208 By the way, Prosser way overperformed in Milwaukee. Maybe they got pissed off at the death threats and occupations of the capitol in Madison.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (LLkBr)

1209 This race has me shaking like a bowl of pudding held by a nervous Parkinson's sufferer during an earthquake.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (/v6J+)

1210 Waupaca is in... back up.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (GLP9X)

1211 The ticks said Prosser can win if you leave them out of it.

Posted by: cherry π at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (+sBB4)

1212 1275
Darn you Donna V, you totally scooped me on the Waukesha thing!

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (n6NRR)

1213 I haven't given up hope yet because the GOP counties are largely the unreported ones, but sorry...I'm still convinced Dane County is holding out for the margin of cheating.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (bnrRj)

1214 more than half of the remaining precincts are in strong Prosser counties

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (PdCgz)

1215 F5, F5, F5, F5....my wrist! Argh!

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (Qb/Jf)

1216 What is this, an election or a frigging NBA game?  Play some freakin defense already.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 08:31 PM (oDMwn)

1217 This race has left me as lost for words as Frankenstein as portrayed by Marlee Matlin.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (nj1bB)

1218 This thing is closer than a Prosser-Kloppenburg.

Posted by: Future Meme at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (5I0Yr)

1219 1279 With 92% in: Wyatt Earp: 687,274 50% Curly Bill: 686,683 50% I'm here, Huckleberry.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (86FvD)

1220

1237 170,000+ votes for Dane County and still counting?  Jesus, how many total people are in dane county, 300,000?

The total population of Dane County Wisconsin is 488,073 at the last census.  I'd estimate (based on Wikipedia) that about 13% of those are under 18.

Doesn't seem out of range to me. 

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (BvBKY)

1221 Prosser is up?

Chicago is out?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (Z1jiu)

1222 hand falling off from refreshing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (SB0V2)

1223

How much do we have to win by for it to stick?

1.5%

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (DKV43)

1224 Prosser back on top. Jesus, this race more deceptive than Thailand's transvestites.

Posted by: JC at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (8wYse)

1225 Prosser about to gain about 6000 from washington.  Have to watch for Dane and Eau Claire's county sites too see how much more they add.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (LLkBr)

1226 This race is hotter than a Fukushima flowerbed!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (AZGON)

1227 This race is tighter than a muslim virgin on Honor Killing Day!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (CluUg)

1228 >>This race has left me as lost for words as Frankenstein as portrayed by Marlee Matlin.

WIN.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (NjYDy)

1229 So, when's the power outage supposed to start?

Posted by: SEIU Electrician at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (5I0Yr)

1230 Sweet Jebus...Prosser up. I'm shaking like an epileptic at a strobe light showroom.

Ha-yep me too.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (Sxt4Z)

1231 Prossers lead is as thin as turnip soup

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (MtwBb)

1232 400 votes.....They are milking this Harry Reems.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (th0op)

1233 "These latest numbers got me harder than the Hope Diamond's dick." -- is this tomorrow's creepy Ewok greeting?

Posted by: wankette at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (2NBx8)

1234 Supreme Court REPORTING 93%   David Prosser (inc) 689,201 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 688,802 50%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (JqBN2)

1235 399 votes!  Jesus.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (bAySe)

1236 Someone explian how Dane county has close to 40  0 vote precints. last election they turned out 200k. Both those facts would indicate Dane is about spent tonight

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (dieO2)

1237 1298 What is this, an election or a frigging NBA game?  Play some freakin defense already.
 Defense is not allowed!

Posted by: The Entire Western Conference at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (8ay4x)

1238 @1295

you hit the nail on the head.  This is part and parcel for wisconsin politics.  Dane county will merely find as many ballots as they need to give Klopper a margin of victory that looks close but in reality is insurmountable even in a recount. 

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (7lAxC)

1239 This race reminds of that monster that wouldn't die in... every monster movie ever made.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:33 PM (/v6J+)

1240 the vote counting is more questionable than Shep Smith's sexuality.

I'm sorry, but I wasn't aware there was any question about that.

Posted by: Big Homo at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (jv7CP)

1241 Ugh. Still pessimistic. But this is recount + mail in territory either way.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (LLkBr)

1242 Quick! The copy machine just ran out of toner.  Buy us some time.  Make another 10,000cc mistake. 

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (oDMwn)

1243 this race is tighter than a titmouse in training bra.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (Z1jiu)

1244 This is looking like Miller/Murekowzy redux.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (bAySe)

1245 GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

Posted by: Private Hudson at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (Ig1Wo)

1246 and Washington + Waukesha = Dane + Eau Clair.

So I guess the real battle is the rest of milwaukee. If Prosser can not lose ground there he should be able to squeak by

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:34 PM (PdCgz)

1247 ALL of the precincts not yet reporting in Dane county are in Madison, except 1 in some burg named Middleton.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (4ABat)

1248 Dane almost all in and Prosser still up

Posted by: JP at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (8s9tr)

1249 Dane just showed 37 precincts reporting with no change in the vote - same thing that happened with Waukesha earlier.  Could be huge if Dane really only has 5 precincts left.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (mAbf0)

1250 you hit the nail on the head.  This is part and parcel for wisconsin politics.  Dane county will merely find as many ballots as they need to give Klopper a margin of victory that looks close but in reality is insurmountable even in a recount. 

Posted by: Killface at April 06, 2011 12:33 AM (7lAxC)

Are they counting the mail-ins simultaneously or does that come later?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (BvBKY)

1251 Is it time for me to make my appearance yet?

Posted by: Hanging chad at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (ENKCw)

1252 Who's trying to cock block military votes there?

Union, Dems or both this time?

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (GLP9X)

1253 Ha yep Dane turned in a bunch of precincts with very little vote movement. This could go Prosser more than we realized here lately

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (dieO2)

1254 Hey can we get an ONT up or what?

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (Q/RCp)

1255 More cheese, Grommitt!

Posted by: cicero kid at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (oZl5+)

1256 Prosser up 6k?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (1fB+3)

1257 Dane only has 5 left - same mistake they made earlier w/the republican counties.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (LLkBr)

1258 HOLY SHIT
Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 94%   David Prosser (inc)

698,973

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

692,463

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (7mSYS)

1259 and with 243/248 from Dane county in, Prosser is still leading by 1k.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (PdCgz)

1260

This shit is more dramatic than a Perez Hilton breakup.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (VeoOY)

1261 dude the ONT has been up for hours!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (SB0V2)

1262 Holy shit, Dane is 243 out of 248 in now...maybe Prosser is going to win this...

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (bnrRj)

1263 This race is hotter than the Devil's anvil

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (MtwBb)

1264 This race is shakier than Steve Ballmer dancing for developers!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (AZGON)

1265 This is like watching NBA basketball.  You might as well wait until the last two minutes to tune in.

Posted by: dick cheese at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (GTbGH)

1266 Supreme Court REPORTING 94% David Prosser (inc) 698,973 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 692,463 50%

Posted by: Doc Holliday at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (86FvD)

1267 Spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:35 PM (th0op)

1268 Up by 5500.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (AkdC5)

1269 David Prosser (inc) 698,973 50% Joanne Kloppenburg 692,463 50%

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (7F9i5)

1270 Supreme Court REPORTING 94%   David Prosser (inc) 698,973 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 692,463 50%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (JqBN2)

1271 Whoa, if this is accurate........nope, won't jinx it.  According to the AP:

Dane    243/248    45,503 27%    124,880 73%

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (EXLhY)

1272 Oh Arwen on a Cross, fetch the damned midget. NOW!

Posted by: King Theoden at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (oDMwn)

1273 Off, sock!

Posted by: LibertarianJim at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (86FvD)

1274 we're +6,500

Posted by: The Entire Western Conference at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (8ay4x)

1275 6500+

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (+xI28)

1276 Prosser up 6,500.  Washington just finished reporting.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (mAbf0)

1277 This is worse than Selma.  I'm not sure why, but I felt it needed to be said.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (jv7CP)

1278 Shit, make that 6500.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (AkdC5)

1279 .... we are up by 6500 votes.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (Gr1V1)

1280 how is this happening? am I actually asleep?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (SB0V2)

1281 Supreme Court REPORTING 94%   David Prosser (inc)

698,973

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

692,463

50%

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (oVQFe)

1282 Fuck yes. Swing State Project is worried

11:33pm: FUCK. A bunch of Dane precincts just reported, with no votes. This likely owes to the various tendrils of the city of Madison that have their own precincts...but no residents.  This moves the needle to 3.87%...count me pessimistic.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:36 PM (PdCgz)

1283 The unions may have played there Ballot-surge to early.

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (gIJ6L)

1284 how do you know that was washington?

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (Gr1V1)

1285 Margin up to 6500

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (kW4zY)

1286 >>>ALL of the precincts not yet reporting in Dane county are in Madison, except 1 in some burg named Middleton.

This scares me.  The Madison precincts will go Kloppenburg on the order of 80-20% (or perhaps even more so).  It just depends on how many votes there are -- or can be manufactured! -- in each of them.

I will be amazed if Prosser manages to win this. Amazed and thrilled.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (NjYDy)

1287 Somebody's closer!

Posted by: Happy Prosser Gilmore at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (Z1jiu)

1288 need to watch eau claire. probably around 3k votes at least for klopp from there

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (LLkBr)

1289 This race is hotter than Meatloaf when he can't find his sponges.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (/v6J+)

1290 Ballots for sale! Highest Bidder!

Posted by: Blatant Opportunist at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (4ABat)

1291 What is the Turd?  Kloppenberg.

Posted by: Stupid Fucking Libtard at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (oDMwn)

1292 Prosser :698,679
Kloppenburg :692,253

Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (n6NRR)

1293 I'm fucking the loser.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (1fB+3)

1294 Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (72OLv)

1295 If you believe TMJ4, it sounds like most of the stuff out in Milwaukee county is suburbs.. that is very good!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (3hWhZ)

1296

With 94% in....

Will she take. it. all?  Or will he bottom out?  This is gonna be close, folks!!! 

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:37 PM (XBM1t)

1297 Tapioca or Peanutbutter/chocolate?

Posted by: thehungarian at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (rxaXW)

1298 Dude, if Prosser manages to pull this out, ON GOES THE RADIOHEAD FULL-BLAST ON "RECKONER."

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (NjYDy)

1299

The Bitch is going down!

I'm sure Mr. Frankenstein, for one, is a happy man!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (CluUg)

1300 Prosser by 6K?!  What is this new deviltry?

Posted by: Gandalf at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (jv7CP)

1301 1370 Hmm.  What happened to Greg?

Did he run crying back to Kos, from whence he came? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (DZ/g1)

1302 Again - I ask - what can be said about Waukesha???? bunch of Conservative votes there???

Posted by: va jim at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (ssbdU)

1303 This race has more twists than a federally mandated CFL bulb!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (AZGON)

1304 Who needs a roller coaster.  Just hop on to the vote totals.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (oVQFe)

1305

More excitment than a mouse in a sorority house.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (VeoOY)

1306 I just lost my erection.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 08:38 PM (oDMwn)

1307 We're all from Dane County now.

Posted by: Cheatin' Ass Democrats at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (5I0Yr)

1308 This likely owes to the various tendrils of the city of Madison that have their own precincts...but no residents.

Why wouldn't zero votes be counted and reported first?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (0rXxT)

1309 Is the UW-Madison campus precinct, or whatever is close to it in? That'll be ugly if it's not, and a fun one to recount for irregularities and fraud.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (jGXQI)

1310 1370 Hmm.  What happened to Greg?

Posted by: CDR M at April 06, 2011 12:37 AM (5I8G0)

Check the dwarf laying in the corner in the fetal position sucking it's thumb.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (kW4zY)

1311 Oh and if you're not following red racing horses yet you should -- its our team's version of SSP:

http://redracinghorses.com/

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (LLkBr)

1312 Please lord let me be wrong, but there is no freaking way Dane and Milwaukee counties don't magically come up with 10,000 or so votes in the waning moments.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (7lAxC)

1313 f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5

Posted by: Kevin at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (qMOf8)

1314 They can't win!

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (GLP9X)

1315 Alright so pretty much as long as the last bit of Milwaukee doesn't go HUGE for Klop, the good guys should win this one.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (PdCgz)

1316 Again - I ask - what can be said about Waukesha???? bunch of Conservative votes there??? Posted by: va jim Very! Currently 73-27 Prosser

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (3hWhZ)

1317 Only 4 left in Dane

Posted by: thehungarian at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (rxaXW)

1318

OK, at this point folks, the whole "Repbulicans will run scared all over the country" rap goes by the boards.

JK may still win, and with Dane just about done, I start to wonder for the first time, but if she does win, it will be by a molecular thin skin of her teeth.

After the sheer scale of the union/Dem effort, she may win, but that ain't scarin' nobody.

 

Posted by: Andrew X at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (nNZtS)

1319 Posted by: Stupid Fucking Libtard at April 06, 2011 12:37 AM (oDMwn)

Dude I know you probably hate me but I love you for this.  Especially if we manage to win this.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (NjYDy)

1320 I predict firm and perky ballots.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (dT+/n)

1321

"Radiohead"?  Really?

Wasn't that some supervillain Captain America fought in 1940?

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (8ay4x)

1322 If Eau Claire holds to 2008 totals Kloppy has another 2500 edge still coming from there.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (th0op)

1323 The knots in my stomach are tighter than Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered ankle monitor.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (+xI28)

1324 #1386  You may have smote my ruin on the mountainside or some frilly BS like that, but I ain't dead.  You never heard of a sequel, fucker?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (oDMwn)

1325
Straaaaaaaangers in the night
Miscounting ballots

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (5I0Yr)

1326 Supreme Court REPORTING 95%   David Prosser (inc) 703,414 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 701,624 50% Damn, tightening up again

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (JqBN2)

1327 I don't want to jinx it, but we may want to cue up the honey badger flaming skull just in case.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (DKV43)

1328 hey, look at that, dane county came up with a bunch of votes in the waning moments.  Your turn, Milwaukee.

Sometimes I hate everything.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (7lAxC)

1329 Some conservatives are getting awfully excited on Twitter right about now, judging by my news feed, anyway.

I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster ride right now.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (2hQbY)

1330 Another precinct from Dane and 20 from Eau Claire just came in.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (EXLhY)

1331 >>Dude, if Prosser manages to pull this out, ON GOES THE RADIOHEAD FULL-BLAST ON "RECKONER." Does that mean you and your gf won't be giving anymore lectures?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (TMB3S)

1332 Andrew X, I agree, and I was the Debbie Downer with that proclamation earlier. this is too tight to really "make a statement" the proggies' way and with all the effort they've expended, a result this close is a loss - FOR THEM

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (SB0V2)

1333 +1800

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (+xI28)

1334 Han :703,258
Greedo :701,478

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (n6NRR)

1335 Either way, we didn't win big so we're going to lose.

Posted by: Waiting for the recount theft at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (jv7CP)

1336

 This race is hotter than Meatloaf when he can't find his sponges.

I'm here!

Posted by: Sponge Bob Squarepants at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (oZl5+)

1337 Down to 1800

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (1fB+3)

1338 I don't hate you, Jeff B.  You're just wrapped a bit too tight sometimes. 

Posted by: Stupid Fucking Libtard at April 05, 2011 08:41 PM (oDMwn)

1339 >>"Radiohead"?  Really?

Trust me, the song is both incredibly awesome and thematically appropriate.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (NjYDy)

1340

I will not sleep, nor will I dress, until our man wins.

I'm in it to win it.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (CluUg)

1341 What? Guys running Madison have precincts with no residents? These are the brilliant techocrats who deserve power?

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (g9AYc)

1342 This baby's got more sizzle than a flaming bag of liposuction waste.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (VeoOY)

1343 This race is more excited than Charlie Sheen trapped in a pharmaceutical plant!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (AZGON)

1344 Eau Claire starting to come in.  Expect the margin to get down to about 1.5k at least until Waukesha adds some more to Prosser.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (LLkBr)

1345 This race is better than Beldar Conehead's fireworks displays.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (/v6J+)

1346 Eau Claire

I fucked her.

Posted by: Will Folks at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (5I0Yr)

1347 How much damage to Kloppy did that article about the union bosses negoiating a sweet deal for themselves and screwing the members over do?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (0rXxT)

1348 She has maybe 1500 more to milk out of Eau Claire.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (th0op)

1349

Off chance, does anyone know how many post the nov elections had? I am having quite a bit of fun just lurking here. Cheeres

I cant access the archives or I would check myself.

Posted by: GMB at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (s4ufy)

1350

Posted by: Sponge Bob Squarepants at April 06, 2011 12:41 AM (oZl5+)


fuck off bitchtits

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (Ig1Wo)

1351 This excites me.. physically. Waukesha county reporting -> 130/198 and up by 1800

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (3hWhZ)

1352 Prepare to dip the Honey badger in the butterscotch pudding

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (7F9i5)

1353 FYI, a margin of <7500 (back of the envelope calculations) means an automatic recount.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (BvBKY)

1354 Tightened because 20 precincts from Eau Claire just reported.  Eau Claire has 20 more to go, Dane has 4 and Milwaukee has 13.  OTOH, Waukesha still has 68.  If these aren't phantom precincts, we are in pretty good shape.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 08:43 PM (mAbf0)

1355 Still no wave, wingnuts.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 08:43 PM (oDMwn)

1356 Jim Nolte via Twitter: 4 Dane Precincts left. 13 Milw. Precincts to go. 68 outstanding precincts in Waukesha.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 08:43 PM (WRtsc)

1357 Dane county. Is that like filthy Scandi type Dane?

Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2011 08:43 PM (EL+OC)

1358 Oh Arwen on a Cross, fetch the damned midget. NOW!

Posted by: King Theoden at April 06, 2011 12:36 AM (oDMwn)

I'm not gonna judge you.

Posted by: David Prosser at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (7EV/g)

1359

Here's the throw.  Here's the play at the plate.  Holy Cow!  I think he's gonna make it!!!

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (XBM1t)

1360 ESPN will be replaying this tomorrow night as an "Instant Classic."

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (oDMwn)

1361 58 precincts of Waukesha county are still out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (1fB+3)

1362 and still more Prosser precincts left than cyKlops.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (PdCgz)

1363 This race, it is hotter than iCarly.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (nj1bB)

1364 Eau Claire is Dem, but honest -- no votes are going to be faked up there.  I worry myself shitless about Madison and Milwaukee, though.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (NjYDy)

1365

ESPN will be replaying this tomorrow night as an "Instant Classic."

this race is cooler than the other side of the pillow. Booyah

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (DKV43)

1366 1434
Wait did we both independently just make a Han and Greedo reference? If so I am a little freaked out now.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (n6NRR)

1367 This race has more upsets than Michael J. Fox waiting tables! I denounce myself.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (AZGON)

1368 Supreme Court REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc) 703,675 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 701,760 50%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (JqBN2)

1369 You know who a recount benefits?

 thats right, AoSHQ, 1500 more comment post at some future date.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (Z1jiu)

1370 SSP claiming Waukesha is all in and those are phantom districts.  Don't know whether those Milwaukee ones are inner city or burbs.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (LLkBr)

1371 Is Waukesha one of ours?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (/v6J+)

1372 Good people of Wisconsin: please rename your cities and counties so they can be pronounced when we read them.

Posted by: The rest of us at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (jv7CP)

1373 Marathon County is going to fuck Eau Claire. This is looking winnable.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 08:44 PM (g9AYc)

1374 1436 How much damage to Kloppy did that article about the union bosses negoiating a sweet deal for themselves and screwing the members over do?

Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2011 12:42 AM (0rXxT)

What article?

Posted by: Avid reader of Wisconsin newspapers at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (BvBKY)

1375 The Honey Badger is getting excited......he's the only animal on earth who'll eat Klop.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (CluUg)

1376 This race is hotter than Meatloaf when he can't find his sponges. -- He'd do anything for sponges, but he won't do that.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (jGXQI)

1377 Aaaahhhh 97%.  End!  End!  I can't take this shit anymore.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (NjYDy)

1378 97% in and still a 2k lead for Prosser

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (PdCgz)

1379 My cock is harder than Japanese trigonometry.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (VeoOY)

1380 This race is tighter than Michele's and Rosie's teeth on the last pork chop.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (dT+/n)

1381 Gateway Pundit is predicting a Prosser win :-/

Posted by: jimmuy at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (jYHTG)

1382

This is better than than either the Mens' or Womens' NCAA BB Championships...

A&M won, BTW......

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (4ABat)

1383 InYourHeadZOMBIE TMJ4 said those are burbs earlier still

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (3hWhZ)

1384 You know what?

I don't care if in the end, Ploppyshit or whatever her name is wins because of some union thug fuckery. Because THAT will be what would have won her the election, not actual votes. After the last vote tonight is counted, the people have spoken. And the people will not have rebuked Walker or embraced the PEUs

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (Qb/Jf)

1385 1421 Either way, we didn't win big so we're going to lose.

Posted by: Waiting for the recount theft at April 06, 2011 12:41 AM (jv7CP)


yeah that's what I'm afraid of

so are the leftards at Kos blaming Diebold voting machines or some such nonsense?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (7mSYS)

1386 What can I say about such an exciting, arousing display? I can only say, "That is so Raven."

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (nj1bB)

1387 OK, whats going to be higher the post count or the margin of victory?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (0rXxT)

1388

This race is hotter than Meatloaf when he can't find his sponges.

--

He'd do anything for sponges, but he won't do that

Tell him I found two out of his three sponges.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (DKV43)

1389 I need a guide for this.  Is it the Prosser that we want elected?  I'm not in WI so it's really none of my business.  But I am interested.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (4SKYj)

1390 Our wallets feel like they're getting fatter.

Posted by: Election Lawyer Assoc. at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (Z1jiu)

1391 Supreme Court - GeneralCountyPrecinctsD. Prosser (i)J. KloppenburgTotal3436/3630703,414
50%701,624
50%

Posted by: SaintGeorgeGentile at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (Wm90n)

1392

E'Claire.

I ate it.

Posted by: Got milk? at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (oZl5+)

1393 I so want to take a break and make some Coffee... but I can't pull away!!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (bAySe)

1394 This ain't over by a long shot. Someone call my lawyers.

Posted by: hanging chad at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (ENKCw)

1395 Prosser ahead with 97% in?

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (McG46)

1396 If this were any harder Obama himself would duck it

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (CluUg)

1397 Yeah, Waukesha = good guys.

Milwaukee can be either.

Dane/Eau Claire and a bunch of small rural places are what Klopp is looking at.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (LLkBr)

1398 Hey, I think I will nuke 6,000 state jobs no matter how this turns out.  It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Scott Walker at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (oDMwn)

1399 Damn, yeah, now Waukesha being reported as all in.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:46 PM (EXLhY)

1400 Road trip to Waukesha to visit friends if they pull it out.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (7F9i5)

1401 This is tighter than a new Mujahideen recruit.

Posted by: The Taliban at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (th0op)

1402

Gateway Pundit is predicting a Prosser win :-/

I like Hoft, but he's a homer. He always things we're gonna win.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (DKV43)

1403 Eau Claire plus whatever is left of Milwaukee is going to drop a big fat turd in our punchbowl.  Waukesha is all in.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (7lAxC)

1404 If these aren't phantom precincts, we are in pretty good shape.

Phantom precincts??? Can we get these guys some Stimulus money stat?

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (72OLv)

1405 Supreme Court - GeneralCountyPrecinctsD. Prosser (i)J. KloppenburgTotal3505/3630703,675
50%701,760
50%

Posted by: SaintGeorgeGentile at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (Wm90n)

1406 Letterman show has turned into...

1. Make the audience applause because you talked to somebody in the audience before the show.

2. Repeat that... (meanwhile who in the hell cares).

3. Bash Bush or Cheney.

4. Talk sex with hot girl guests.
 

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (GLP9X)

1407 Let me be clear. If you like your ballots you can keep your ballots.

Posted by: President Divot at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (7F9i5)

1408 Waukesha all in.  Phantom precincts.  We're at the mercy of the Democratic areas.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (mAbf0)

1409 When's Ace going to call it?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (1fB+3)

1410 Dude, it's not over until 100% of precincts are in, and not even then.  Who the fuck knows where those last 3% are coming from.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (NjYDy)

1411 I'm more spent than Lindsay Lohan after her 1000-man gang bang in 2015.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (+xI28)

1412 #1499 Unless those are phantoms too.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (Gr1V1)

1413 I would say milwaukee is going to hurt but it's supposedly the suburbs and those are GOP areas so possible to still pick up some votes there or at least hold serve

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (PdCgz)

1414 I'm rubbing polishing my junk like I'm getting ready to sell it on Craigslist.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (VeoOY)

1415 95%

Tommy Lee:  703,414
Pam Anderson's squeekhole:  701,624

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (gWHrG)

1416
MUAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Koch Brothers at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (jhRak)

1417 Unpossible?

Posted by: Stupid Fucking Libtards on Twitter at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (oDMwn)

1418 Waukesha is all in now... its going to be a real nail biter. Dane still has 4 unreported.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (n6NRR)

1419 I would say we have no idea what will be in this last three percent AND WHY IS IT TAKING SO DAMN LONG!??!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (SB0V2)

1420 Yeah. still feeling a little pessimistic.

We need the milwaukee districts to be suburbs.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (LLkBr)

1421 OK, whats going to be higher the post count or the margin of victory?

The margepost of vic...countery.

Posted by: Bet Hedger at April 05, 2011 08:48 PM (5I0Yr)

1422 My wrists are killing me from retyping the URL every time I want an update.  There's gotta be a better way.

Posted by: Guy using Netscape 0.4 for the first time at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (Q/RCp)

1423

WTF? They now show Waukesha as done- but the numbers didn't change.

60 precincts with no votes?

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (4ABat)

1424 And boom goes the dynamite!

What, too early?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (+xI28)

1425

1509 Waukesha is all in now

They should've checked.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (BvBKY)

1426 In some ways, Prosser's lead is as thin as November ice."

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (MtwBb)

1427 Those 4 in Dane could be phantom precincts as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (1fB+3)

1428 Lets get this done!

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (7F9i5)

1429 How many do we need now?

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:49 PM (oDMwn)

1430 >>AND WHY IS IT TAKING SO DAMN LONG!??!?

Precinct captains in Madison and Milwaukee need to know exactly how many votes to give to Kloppenburg.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (NjYDy)

1431 If it's close, I say our judge verses their judge with knives at close quarters

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (CluUg)

1432 Looks like its up to Marathon vs Milwaukee now...

Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (KI/Ch)

1433 WTF phantom precincts?

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (g9AYc)

1434 >>I'm rubbing polishing my junk like I'm getting ready to sell it on Craigslist. In other words, Tuesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (TMB3S)

1435 I guess I should've gone to the polls but I figured my vote wouldn't count.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (7+pP9)

1436 well, it is no use staying up any later tonight
it looks like the Prosser lead will narrow
and thus it will be decided by absentees and/or recount shenanigans/theft
either way it won't be decided tonight
so, good night

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (7mSYS)

1437 have to hope for dummy precincts

Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (cQnhh)

Nah...too easy.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (BvBKY)

1438 Those 4 in Dane could be phantom precincts as well. -- 3 of them will be empty. The other will just have phantom ballots filled for Klopp.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (jGXQI)

1439 Is Ozaukee still out

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (Sxt4Z)

1440 Redstatedeb, I say brickbats at 100yds.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (4SKYj)

1441 The only phantom districts in Dane County are ones we say are phantom districts.


And WTH is a phantom district, anyways?  Put me some knowledge.

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (oDMwn)

1442 Jim Hoft is the thinking man's Dick Morris, without the toe thing

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (8ay4x)

1443 It takes time to load up the car trunks with all those dead people ballots.

Posted by: Philadelphia Democrat at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (scG1H)

1444 Gonna be a photo finish.  It'll take an errant whisker (down there) to win it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (XBM1t)

1445 either way it won't be decided tonight

Don't worry, it was decided a while ago.

Posted by: ...or else at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (5I0Yr)

1446 I'm rubbing my twig like I'm starring in Man vs Wild.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (VeoOY)

1447 Dane has 2 left

Posted by: dick cheese at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (GTbGH)

1448 If it's close, I say our judge verses their judge with knives at close quarters

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 06, 2011 12:50 AM (CluUg)


personally prefer a Jets vs Sharks dance off

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (Ig1Wo)

1449 My cock is harder than Japanese trigonometry.

Oh, my ....

Posted by: Greek Geometry at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (jv7CP)

1450 Phantom precincts, as I understand them, are ones that would be open during a "normal" election (November) but not one like this.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (jGXQI)

1451

Either way this ia a win right? The democrats have thrown in everything they have. They've funneled in tens of millions of dollars, the media has gone to bat for the unions the president has been sending in help from washington and they will potentially win aby a thousand votes?

I hate to be the person who looks for a victory in a (potential) loss, but I think this is impressive.

If the vote is within a few hundred then we autmatically lose. I think the Secretary of State is a Dem and he's incharge of voting, no?

 

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (DKV43)

1452 1528 well, it is no use staying up any later tonight
it looks like the Prosser lead will narrow
and thus it will be decided by absentees and/or recount shenanigans/theft
either way it won't be decided tonight
so, good night

Yeah, this.
Unless he goes up by 4k, it's the absentee ballots that'll decide this.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (jYHTG)

1453

I will not sleep, nor will I dress, until our man wins.

I'm in it to win it.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 06, 2011 12:42 AM (CluUg)

Oh, that's spoiled it, now I'm rooting for a tie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (bxiXv)

1454 dummy precincts.... Really something needs to be done about that.

Posted by: Minstrel Boy at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (rwioF)

1455 Lucky for us, Wisconsin has a stellar track record of cracking down on union-backed vote fraud.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (7lAxC)

1456 What is a phantom precinct by the way.

Posted by: timwi at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (Sxt4Z)

1457 + 1200

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (1fB+3)

1458 Somebody check in Illinois for these fleebaggin' precincts!

Posted by: Cowboy at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (g9AYc)

1459 Road trip to the Dells this summer!

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (oZl5+)

1460 I know it would kill the drama, but really, in the information age shouldn't all precincts report at exactly the same time and thus stop the bullshit holdouts to "find" more votes.

Posted by: David Prosser at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (7EV/g)

1461 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc)

704,507

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

703,324

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (7mSYS)

1462 AP says Marathon still has 38 to go.  Is that good?

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (AkdC5)

1463 GAP- 1183 2 LEFT IN DANE 13 LEFT IN MILWAUKEE 21 LEFT IN EU CLARE

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 08:52 PM (Gr1V1)

1464 Well, we did what we could.

Posted by: The 2 Black Panthers in Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (72OLv)

1465 #1543 So, why couldn't they just tally all those at 8:01 PM?

Posted by: Dane County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (oDMwn)

1466 Kind of a worry at this point that the heavily communist democrat districts might be using this time to figure out how many votes to turn in for a win.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (n6NRR)

1467 this race is closer than a libyan fire fight.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (Z1jiu)

1468 Just think about how crazy and violent the Left in Wisconsin will be if they lose.  This could be a pull-back-the-curtain moment.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (McG46)

1469 1554 I know it would kill the drama, but really, in the information age shouldn't all precincts report at exactly the same time and thus stop the bullshit holdouts to "find" more votes.

you would be asking government to actually be, you know, efficient and modern
as it is, we're lucky to have hand-crank voting machines that are oiled up and ready to go on election day

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (7mSYS)

1470 2 LEFT IN DANE
13 LEFT IN MILWAUKEE
21 LEFT IN EU CLARE

Back on the see-saw to pessimism again for me.  These are all Dem strongholds.  And aside from Eau Claire, fraud-central.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (NjYDy)

1471 Some possible remaining stragglers:

Our side

Marathon    108/140    16,368 54%    14,032 46%

Ozaukee    40/48    15,030 71%    6,042 29%

Racine    53/63    19,606 54%    16,626 46%

Calumet    37/39    5,953 62%    3,670 38%



Theirs

Sauk    31/39    6,166 45%    7,625 55%

Portage    34/38    7,003 41%    10,035 59%

Dunn    34/40    3,358 46%    3,896 54%

Milwaukee    473/486    93,255 44%    120,453 56%

Dane    244/248    46,143 26%    128,269 74%

Eau Claire    40/61    6,343 40%    9,524 60%

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 08:54 PM (EXLhY)

1472 This is what we gotta watch out for (from Twitter)


Ford O'Connell RT @: If it starts 2 look like Prosser will win, the Dem poll workers will take the remaining ballots & flee to Illinois


Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 08:54 PM (2hQbY)

1473 OK, drones.  Dane County dropped the ball.  Get me some Kloppenfuhrer votes people.

Posted by: Eau Claire County Elections Commissioner at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (oDMwn)

1474

1565

shit, theirs have a lot more people

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (DKV43)

1475 I'm pulling my meat like an FDA inspector in the middle of an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (VeoOY)

1476 any chance there is a giant, conservative metropolis in Calumet county that has not yet reported?

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (7lAxC)

1477 ""Just think about how crazy and violent the Left in Wisconsin will be if they lose.  This could be a pull-back-the-curtain moment.""


Thats the only thing I'm hoping for, they go batshit and not even the fucking media can spin that.


Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (gWHrG)

1478 Coffee is for CLOSERS.

Posted by: Scott Walker at April 05, 2011 08:55 PM (oDMwn)

1479 1543 Phantom precincts, as I understand them, are ones that would be open during a "normal" election (November) but not one like this.

Posted by: Doc at April 06, 2011 12:52 AM (jGXQI)


I thought it was places in a city that are in the city and not contiguous to other precincts, but don't have any housing in them. Something like a warehouse district or set of business parks

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 08:56 PM (Qb/Jf)

1480 The AP has Klopenbureger up

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:56 PM (1fB+3)

1481

Hopefully they don't pull enough fraud off to negate a recount.

Posted by: CDR M at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM (5I8G0)

That would be upwards of 9000 votes net from what's left.  A margin of <7500 and there will be a recount.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 08:56 PM (BvBKY)

1482 Ben, yes either way it's a win in my mind, and maybe even a great win. truly i thought no way with all and the kitchen sink coming at him.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:56 PM (h+qn8)

1483 Riled-up lib base in a stronghold.

Media attention up the ass.

And that's all you got?

Obama doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (GLP9X)

1484 AP says Marathon still has 38 to go.  Is that good?

Posted by: Steph at April 06, 2011 12:52 AM (AkdC5)

Prosser is up in Marathon so far but it went to Obama by 6000 votes in 2008. There were 80,000 votes cast in 2008 so there's potentially 50,000 still out there.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (th0op)

1485 AP lags behind.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (AkdC5)

1486 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING97%David Prosser (inc)

720,760

50%Joanne Kloppenburg

716,089

50%

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (bAySe)

1487 This race is more climactic than a warehouse of porno on Blu-Ray!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (AZGON)

1488 +4,700

Posted by: LibertarianJim at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (86FvD)

1489 Prosser up 4600!!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (1fB+3)

1490 How's the absentee ballot factor here?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 05, 2011 08:57 PM (ItexX)

1491 WOOT

Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc)

720,760

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

716,089

50%

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (7mSYS)

1492

I thought it was places in a city that are in the city and not contiguous to other precincts, but don't have any housing in them. Something like a warehouse district or set of business parks

Posted by: Sekhmet


You sayin dem dere places don't need no representation?

Posted by: Robert Rizzo at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (oDMwn)

1493 I'm more excited than Andrew Sullivan at a combination medical-marijuana clinic and all-male bareback "rodeo."

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (+xI28)

1494 If The Miz can beat John Cena at Wrestlemania, then Prosser can beat Plopsky.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (8ay4x)

1495 Has Cook County reported yet?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (oZl5+)

1496 The election workers are checking their trunks as we speak and finding ballots that were somehow misplaced.  Honest mistake.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (7lAxC)

1497 http://
elections. todaystmj4
.com/G8801.htm

Prosser by 4700 with 97% in

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (McG46)

1498 prosser up 3500 with 97 percent reporting. i will give it two more minutes then i am goin gto bed

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (DKV43)

1499 The AP has Klopenbureger up

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 06, 2011 12:56 AM (1fB+3)


It lags. he just went up 4600 on the other.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (th0op)

1500 Mel Gibson :721,048
Person that will blow him :716,323

Have hope my friends!!!

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (n6NRR)

1501 This race is messier than a pig wrestling hoarder.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 08:58 PM (VeoOY)

1502 This is more painful than watching Oprah get a bikini wax.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (EL+OC)

1503 that was racine county that gave prosser the bump

bad news is that it looks like the milwaukee county's are theirs

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (LLkBr)

1504 Racine's all in

Posted by: dick cheese at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (GTbGH)

1505 There be some shinnanigans going on 6 k otes and still at 97% I think they haven't been updating the tally correctly

Posted by: New Voice at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (dieO2)

1506 AP lags licks behind.

FIFY

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (Z1jiu)

1507 I thought it was places in a city that are in the city and not contiguous to other precincts, but don't have any housing in them. Something like a warehouse district or set of business parks -- Could be. States draw/define these things in odd ways.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (jGXQI)

1508 hamsters  exhausted

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (h+qn8)

1509 I get it now, phantom = dead precinct = graveyard vote... .

Posted by: Minstrel Boy at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (rwioF)

1510

personally prefer a Jets vs Sharks dance off

Posted by: The Dude at April 06, 2011 12:51 AM (Ig1Wo)

 

You know, Dude, you'ver always been a bit too Broadway for this site.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (CluUg)

1511 Obama doesn't stand a chance.

If it's close, Obama has a chance.  Fraud is a core Democratic constituent.

Posted by: Aristolean Democracy at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (jv7CP)

1512 It's the white-knuckle thrill-ride of the year. 

Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (/v6J+)

1513 A 4,700+ vote gap makes me feel SLIGHTLY better about Prosser.  He's going to *bleed* margin in that last 3%, people.  BLEED.  And the absentees are going to hurt too.  But a ~5,000 vote gap helps.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (NjYDy)

1514 Down goes Klop!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (TMB3S)

1515 Supreme Court REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc) 720,760 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 716,089 50%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (JqBN2)

1516 The last 3% is always the hardest.

Posted by: John Holmes at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (3eTJD)

1517 Winning: 721,048
Trolls:     716,323

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (oDMwn)

1518 The rest of Ozaukee and Racine just came in.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (EXLhY)

1519 pimply faced kid in the copy center: Hey, can I go home yet?

dem ballot counter: No! Now print faster dammit!

pimply faced kid in the copy center: Aww...

Posted by: @ some Staples in WI at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (72OLv)

1520 Kloppenberg's numbers are dropping faster than Owen Hart at WWF's Over the Edge.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (DKV43)

1521 Man, how much more fun would this be if we were all on the carrier?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (McG46)

1522 Has Cook County reported yet?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 06, 2011 12:58 AM (oZl5+)


No, but Calumet is in.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (th0op)

1523 This sucker is edgier than a British overbite.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (VeoOY)

1524 AP lags licks behind.

Posted by: Steph at April 06, 2011 12:57 AM (AkdC5)

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (XBM1t)

1525 so if Prosser does pull this off, it should be our solemn duty to remind our liberal colleagues that:

THIS IS WHAT DEM-O-CRA-CY LOOKS LIKE

preferably with rhythmic drumming in the background

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (7mSYS)

1526

If The Miz can beat John Cena at Wrestlemania, then Prosser can beat Plopsky.

You know, I've always been reluctant to take life lessons from professional wrestling, but darned it you aren't on the money!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (7EV/g)

1527 up 2600.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (AkdC5)

1528 Up by 3700? I don't suppose there are significant military absentee ballots to hope for so I could go to sleep.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (gjy1/)

1529 Dane has one precinct left

Posted by: dick cheese at April 05, 2011 09:00 PM (GTbGH)

1530 God, now it's back down to a 2,400 vote margin.  AND STILL 97%.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (NjYDy)

1531 This race is nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (/v6J+)

1532 2400 now. WI math?

Posted by: VRWC Agent at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (gjy1/)

1533 wtf? is it 97 percent FOREVER?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (SB0V2)

1534 1569

1565

shit, theirs have a lot more people

Posted by: Ben at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM (DKV43)

Thanks for the positive attitude

Posted by: lou at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (R21xD)

1535 @1588 My guess is, it's part of the county or part of the city proper, and they figure it may not be zoned commercial forever. Less legal bullshit to just have a precinct in place when the apartments get built across from the business park, I guess.

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 09:01 PM (Qb/Jf)

1536 If this drags on for more than an hour, people are going to start eating each other.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (bxiXv)

1537 2k in votes.....not gonna happen

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (Ig1Wo)

1538 This race is harder to quit than cowboys from Brokeback Mountain!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (AZGON)

1539 Marathon is getting me nervous. Either they had low turnout or the biggest precincts aren't in yet.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (th0op)

1540 This thing is stretching out more than a goat's ass in a Taliban encampment.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (oDMwn)

1541

The names here are killing me.

Hi, honey. Meet my new internet friends, dick cheese and killface.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (VeoOY)

1542 heh.   247/248 in Dane County.  Jee, I wonder which way those last few votes will break.

Recount is a given, but Kloppy will come out of tonight with the higher vote total, even if by only a couple hundred votes, so that a recount going prosser's way would appear "scandalous".

Off to ride the bullet train.  Goodbye cruel world.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (7lAxC)

1543 This race sucks like a gay leach at a gloryhole. Oh, and the leach is a vampire.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (nj1bB)

1544

The liberal intelligencia is probably more bewildered than Hugh Grant in his latest delightful romantic farce comedy.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (8ay4x)

1545 Chemjeff, can you e-mail me (my handle at hotmail) re: moron meetup?

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (WRtsc)

1546 Dane Co. has 1 fucking precinct left.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (bAySe)

1547 Pretty soon we'll be riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (/v6J+)

1548 Damn, this thing has gone on so long Lindsay Lohan has been convicted, sentenced, done her time, gotten out of prison, gotten into and out of porn, and has reached menopause.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (+xI28)

1549 1642 Dane Co. has 1 fucking precinct left.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (bAySe)

Dane Cook has 1 fucking joke left.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (BvBKY)

1550

You know, Dude, you'ver always been a bit too Broadway for this site.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 06, 2011 12:59 AM (CluUg)


once your a Jet, your a Jet all the way

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (Ig1Wo)

1551 Down to my last bottle of wine. Then the rum.

Posted by: Captain Jack at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (oZl5+)

1552 This race swings more than the Rat Pack on a chandelier!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (AZGON)

1553 This race makes less sense than an Axe Cop comic.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (8ay4x)

1554 as fun as this is I think I need to put the computer down... as chemjeff said, this isn't going to be determined tonight, or tomorrow, or even next week. Al Franken's recount lawyers just got tickets to Madison.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (nj1bB)

1555 This sucker has more twists than a polio victim's legs.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (VeoOY)

1556

Dane Co. has 1 fucking precinct left.

How many votes? As many as needed.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (7EV/g)

1557 SSP is saying Eau Claire might not be that bad for us because most of the city has reported.

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (LLkBr)

1558 Lotta clenching going on for both sides.  Lotta clenching.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (XBM1t)

1559 Dane Co. has 1 fucking precinct left.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (bAySe)

No they don't.  Dane County has "one" county left...if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (bnrRj)

1560 This sucks worse than Ryan Seacrest at a glory hole.

Posted by: And believe me, I know at April 05, 2011 09:04 PM (jv7CP)

1561 Nolte is reporting hand counting in Eau Claire (60-40 K).

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (WRtsc)

1562 J Ozaukee comes in, Prosser leads by almost 5,000 votes. Klopp needs to make up in precincts in Dane (2), Milwaukee (13), and Eau Claire (20)

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (8Cv3K)

1563 Prosser is up, but once the recount starts the liberal dead voters will show up. God help us.

Posted by: Dan at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (mXBxH)

1564
so if Prosser does pull this off, it should be our solemn duty to remind our liberal colleagues that:

THIS IS WHAT DEM-O-CRA-CY LOOKS LIKE

preferably with rhythmic drumming in the background
Posted by: chemjeff at April 06, 2011 01:00 AM

Hiya, jeff!

We should also send Prosser a gavel engraved with "I won."

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (x+0k+)

1565 tmi3rd done

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (7mSYS)

1566 why on earth are they hand counting?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (SB0V2)

1567 Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see phantom precincts by the dashboard light!

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (jGXQI)

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (Ig1Wo)

1569 This is closer than my hands on my balls during a Jersey Shore episode.

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (gIJ6L)

1570 They are trying to steal this bitch like Ricky Henderson eying 1000.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (th0op)

1571 >>The names here are killing me. Unlike when she meets your meat space friends, Clem and Bugs, aka I Shit Myself and What's This Green Shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (TMB3S)

1572 This race is tighter than a frogs ass stretched over an oil drum.

Posted by: Modgi at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (Vrb/j)

1573 Snookie can wrestle.  I was surprised.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (8ay4x)

1574 I'm so nervous, I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (/v6J+)

1575 #1662 Paper ballots to all the new residents who just got off the buses.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (oDMwn)

1576

The names here are killing me.

Hi, honey. Meet my new internet friends, dick cheese and killface.

Posted by: Warden at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (VeoOY)

So I guess that means you're canceling the dinner party?

Posted by: Fuckmonkey at April 05, 2011 09:06 PM (bxiXv)

1577
Seriously, this election has been scary tight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (bAySe)

1578

Hi, honey. Meet my new internet friends, dick cheese and killface.

Posted by: Warden at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (VeoOY)

Hey, that;s just not fair. Dickcheese and Killface are two of the nicest inbred twins I've ever met. Chill out, Warden.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (CluUg)

1579 Supreme Court ;">REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc)

724,355

50%   Joanne Kloppenburg

722,518

50%



Posted by: lumpy at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (IXXax)

1580
Down to my last bottle of wine. Then the rum.
Posted by: Captain Jack at April 06, 2011 01:03 AM

Don't let me down, Captain.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of doom -- just kidding it's arhooley but I couldn't resist at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (x+0k+)

1581 MAJOR ELECTION NEWS...... Wendy Williams voted out on DWTS.

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (3hWhZ)

1582 This race shakes more than Kirstie Alley's arm flaps while Dancing With The Stars!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (AZGON)

1583 SSP is saying Eau Claire might not be that bad for us because most of the city has reported.

What city?  Where in the hell are these places?  And I thought the deep South was fucked up ....

Posted by: Your 7th grade geography teacher at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (jv7CP)

1584 Philip Klein   Hey, at least if comes down to a recount, the unions will be there to ensure a civil and orderly process.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (8Cv3K)

1585

if prosser wins he should come to work with an Orc death hammer in lieu of a gavel.

i'm out, night.

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (DKV43)

1586
Which will be higher??

The vote margin or the post count in this thread?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (bAySe)

1587 Stolen from Merrimackman on Red Racing Horses:

102 Precincts Left 1 in Adams (Even)
6 in Ashland (Bad)
2 in Calumet (Good)
2 in Dane (NOOOOO)
6 in Dunn (Even)
21 in Eau Claire (Not Good)
1 in Jefferson (Good)
1 in Juneau (Even)
1 in Manitowoc (Good)
32 in Marathon (Slightly Good)
12 in Milwaukee (Bad)
3 in Portage (Bad)
8 in Saulk (Slightly Bad)
1 in Taylor (Good)
1 in Wood (Even)

9 Even
52 Bad
37 Good
(Missed a Few)


Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (LLkBr)

1588 #1674  LOL.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:07 PM (oDMwn)

1589 kick ass, apparently most of the city of Eau Claire has already reported so cyKlops shouldn't pick up too much there.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (PdCgz)

1590 #1662 Paper ballots to all the new residents who just got off the buses.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 06, 2011 01:06 AM (oDMwn)

Que?

Posted by: Nuevo Resident of Wisconsin at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (McG46)

1591 1627 This race is nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.

Dood. lol.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (EL+OC)

1592 I'm balled up tighter than a January potato bug.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (VeoOY)

1593 ""Wendy Williams voted out on DWTS""

Is that the one with the titanic boobs?

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (gWHrG)

1594 Cougar School is on Cinemax ...

Just flipping and thought you might need to know.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (GLP9X)

1595 1674 Look at this libtard tweet......

"Hey, at least if comes down to a recount, the unions will be there to ensure a civil and orderly process."

Posted by: Jackwagon at April 06, 2011 01:06 AM (qjUnn)

How fucked up is that person?

Posted by: lou at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (R21xD)

1596 Where the hell is Marathon county and why are there vote totals so low/

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (th0op)

1597 why on earth are they hand counting?!?!?

Come on now, you know.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (Z1jiu)

1598 This race is hotter than a retard eating hot wings.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (/v6J+)

1599 1662 why on earth are they hand counting?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (SB0V2)


it's easier to slip in extra votes?

Posted by: meredith vieira at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (k1rwm)

1600
Things are moving so fast here no one will notice I'm changing my sock in public.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (x+0k+)

1601 Over!? Over!? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (oZl5+)

1602 I just want to tell you good luck.  We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (XBM1t)

1603 Lou -

That's Phil Klein.  He's one of the good guys, and he's being thoroughly sarcastic.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (NjYDy)

1604

You know... this is a big fucking deal, this election.

I could be spending this evening pathetically hitting on Rum.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (8ay4x)

1605 why on earth are they hand counting?!?!? Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (SB0V2)

because someone forgot to oil up those high-falutin' votin' machines?  this is government we are talking about

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (7mSYS)

1606 The dead voters are being disenfranchised because they can't get to the polling centers to vote.

Posted by: ACORN - Zombies, Back from the Dead at April 05, 2011 09:09 PM (hyDaS)

1607 This race is tighter than Michelle Obama's panties around her ever-expanding derriere. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 09:09 PM (DZ/g1)

1608 I gotta go to bed. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 09:09 PM (VeoOY)

1609 I'm sorry, Wisconsin is closed. Do come again.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 09:09 PM (dT+/n)

1610 If Prosser pulls this out it's going to be milkshake time! http://tinyurl.com/3mfkq75

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 05, 2011 09:09 PM (ItexX)

1611 TMJ4 says some heavy Klop districts still outstanding in Eau Claire.

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (3hWhZ)

1612 Damn it Kratos, I didn't need that mental image!

Posted by: Mordart at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (gIJ6L)

1613 Look at this libtard tweet......

"Hey, at least if comes down to a recount, the unions will be there to ensure a civil and orderly process."


He's joking.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (8Cv3K)

1614 This suspense is more painful than a FLOTUS bikini waxing!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (AZGON)

1615 1664 Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see phantom precincts by the dashboard light!

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (jGXQI)



Oh, shit! lol

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (bAySe)

1616 Ugh.

RT @MacIverWisc: Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett just said on TV that in Milw. they have just begun to count the 8,000 absentee ballots...

Posted by: InYourHeadZOMBIE at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (LLkBr)

1617 okay now it's really really time for bed
gotta work tomorrow!
g'night all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (7mSYS)

1618
Hey, at least if comes down to a recount, the unions will be there to ensure a civil and orderly process.

 Is it real, or is it Snarkorex?

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (x+0k+)

1619 Where the hell is Marathon county and why are there vote totals so low/

They make you run 26 miles to vote.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (Z1jiu)

1620 ""Wendy Williams voted out on DWTS""


Plasmatics?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (+xI28)

1621 This race has us posting like monkeys on crack.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (/v6J+)

1622 1702 Lou -

That's Phil Klein.  He's one of the good guys, and he's being thoroughly sarcastic.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 01:08 AM (NjYDy)

Sorry, slow girl crossing.

Posted by: lou at April 05, 2011 09:12 PM (R21xD)

1623 ""This race is tighter than Michelle Obama's panties around her ever-expanding derriere.""

Word has it she didn't go to see the destruction in japan ,because last time she went the samurai sword makers kept trying to hammer forge their blades in the crack of her ass.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 09:12 PM (gWHrG)

1624 1719 Where the hell is Marathon county and why are there vote totals so low/

They make you run 26 miles to vote.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes


LOL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 09:12 PM (1fB+3)

1625 If our side does prevail in Wisconsin I would warn against foolish pride. The American people still have immense respect and affection for President Obama. We will not win in 2012 with appeals to bigotry.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 05, 2011 09:12 PM (hD0CU)

1626 These results have me reloading like Dick Cheney hunting the ultimate game -- college friend.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (nj1bB)

1627 This thread is longer than the manhood of Brian Dennehy!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (AZGON)

1628 Why has it been at 97% so long?

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (8Cv3K)

1629 What, are they waiting until we all go to bed so they can slap an extra 0 on the end of the (D)'s totals for safety?  No, no, no, swear, dude, she was up the whole time ....

Posted by: Civics sucks when your side loses at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (jv7CP)

1630 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm so giving this bitch a "shocker"

Posted by: Judge Prosser at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (72OLv)

1631 Baby we can count all night But that ain't getting us nowhere I've voted as many times I possibly can There's nothing left inside of here...

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (jGXQI)

1632 1684

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:14 PM (AkdC5)

1633 I take some solace in the fact that it took the worst sort of union thuggery, not to mention millions and millions of outside dollars, to drum up enough support to even make this election competitive. 

A very tiny amount of solace.

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 09:14 PM (7lAxC)

1634 Why has it been at 97% so long?
Posted by: Nice Deb at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM (8Cv3K)

hand counting is slow

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:14 PM (Ig1Wo)

1635 No matter who wins this thing they had 1.5 mil voters turn out and they tied. I would say all those fucking media polls are bullshit.

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 09:14 PM (MtwBb)

1636 Why has it been at 97% so long?

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM (8Cv3K)


Cause the dems are holding back. They want everything else in before they squeeze out those last few puppies.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:14 PM (th0op)

1637

Looks like it's within the margin of democrat theft.  Posner only up by 1,800 votes.  Not a problem for them to dig up the needed margin in Madison or Milwaukee. 

Bummer.

 

Posted by: ACORN Forever! at April 05, 2011 09:15 PM (enqEz)

1638 If our side does prevail in Wisconsin I would warn against foolish pride. The American people still have immense respect and affection for President Obama. We will not win in 2012 with appeals to bigotry.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 06, 2011 01:12 AM (hD0CU)

Fuck that jugeared fuck, and fuck you, too.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 09:15 PM (AkdC5)

1639 Yeah people, stop rushing the Dems on the vote counts.  It's hard to cheat if you don't know how many votes you have to cheat by dummies!

Posted by: Phil at April 05, 2011 09:15 PM (bnrRj)

1640 I'm keeping my eyes open about as well as Lindsay Lohan stays sober, employed, and out of trouble with the law.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 09:16 PM (+xI28)

1641

I could be spending this evening pathetically hitting on Rum.

Spiced rum one of the Spice Girls?

Posted by: Drink up, me hardies at April 05, 2011 09:16 PM (oZl5+)

1642 It took this long to add the results of one more district and there's still 97 outstanding?!  I'm going to have to let Gretchen and Martha tell me how it came out tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Civics suck at April 05, 2011 09:16 PM (jv7CP)

1643 Why has it been at 97% so long?

Error 411- connection has timed out.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (Z1jiu)

1644 Since this won't be decided for many more hours or days I'm off to bed.

Have fun keeping track fellow morons!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (7+pP9)

1645 Yeah, the American People who talk to Rasmussen have them some serious respect and affection for the JEF.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (oDMwn)

1646
At what point do they send the poll workers home to continue counting tomorrow?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (bAySe)

1647 The votes are just trickling in now.  I'm out.  I have no doubt I'll wake up to find that Kloppendorf is ahead by 1000 or so votes. 

Posted by: Killface at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (7lAxC)

1648 Is it safe?

Posted by: Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys O-line, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck -- WI voters at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (72OLv)

1649 Again, folks---the real victory here will be the un-democratic means the goonions had to resort to in a blue state to win a damn judgeship. If they have to raise the dead, even after throwing everything they got at this election, they are well and truly fucked. They were counting on a popular rejection of Walker's policies that does not seem to have materialized.

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 09:18 PM (Qb/Jf)

1650 I agree that they're holding back.  They really want to win this thing tonight and don't want to have to pull a Franken.  They will, they just don't want to.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 09:18 PM (BvBKY)

1651 +1700

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 09:19 PM (+xI28)

1652 So, I might have been just a bit off when I said Der Kloppenfuhrer would win by 3%.  See all you fellow stalwart conservatives next time we have an election to talk about.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 09:19 PM (oDMwn)

1653 It's so sad how the populous so easily accepts tenets of being a democrat, like democrats cheat in election, for instance.  Why is that accepted, why haven't the republicans challenged them on this?  Why is it allowed just cause they are the dems and that is how they roll? 

You could have a whole thread of things that are immoral and unfair that the dems do all the time that is just accepted cause they are the dems.  It's maddening cause the dems remind me of that kid in school that would always cause problems and then blame it on someone else who would then get in trouble so finally no one would bother that kid and he could get away with anything, eventually including his harvard degree.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 09:19 PM (k1rwm)

1654 Why has it been at 97% so long?
Posted by: Nice Deb



The Democrats had to find a 24hr Kinko's so they could print up a few more ballots.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2011 09:19 PM (4dY5n)

1655 97 Precincts left and they are coming in 1 at a time - East Coast and I gotta bed down - GOOD LUCK and I will check in the am.

To go back to the Meatloaf movie "Roadie" - "Everything will work if you let it"

Posted by: va jim at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (ssbdU)

1656 HBOCH has Starsky & Hutch (2004).

Better.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (GLP9X)

1657 I just want to reiterate that the internal polls I saw a week ago had Kloppenburg winning with 53% of the vote.  So whatever the fuck happens after this, it's still a moral victory of sorts.  Whatever that's worth.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (NjYDy)

1658 We've milked this race more than a Wisconsin heifer!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (AZGON)

1659

I believe we'll win.

One way or another we will win.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (CluUg)

1660 "The American people who want their mortgages paid and every handout they can get still have immense respect and affection for President Obama

Fixed it for ya, mud to better align with the truth. Now you can go back to OFA/moveon-dot-org/DU/Kos, or wherever it is you usually hang out.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (2hQbY)

1661 One thing is for sure. Wis is totally up for grabs in 2012.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:20 PM (th0op)

1662 ""This race is tighter than Michelle Obama's panties around her ever-expanding derriere.""

Don't remind me.

Posted by: Moochelle at April 05, 2011 09:21 PM (8Cv3K)

1663 I'm giving it 5 more minutes, then hitting the hay. Prosser did far better than I thought he would. It's still winnable.

Posted by: someguy at April 05, 2011 09:22 PM (yPwNF)

1664
Why has it been at 97% so long?
Posted by: Nice Deb at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM

Someone picked the wrong week to quit using the refresh button.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:22 PM (x+0k+)

1665

I thought we were supposed to be toast - blowout city - reading and watching the news I had the idea that the whole state had gone all Samuel Gompers on us.

It's amazing that 50% of the State of Wisconsin managed to hide from our objective fact-finding media! 

And if it's because someone on our team has been handing out Romulan cloaking devices I want mine!

Posted by: Those invisible Wisonsinites at April 05, 2011 09:22 PM (enqEz)

1666 Meat gazer.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (GLP9X)

1667 This race has HotAir's and AoSHQ's vote result thread comment counts running tighter than, well, this race.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (/v6J+)

1668
Don't remind me.

Posted by: Moochelle at April 06, 2011 01:21 AM (8Cv3K)

Effing dhimmi.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (McG46)

1669 1763 One thing is for sure. Wis is totally up for grabs in 2012.

Posted by: Rocks at April 06, 2011 01:20 AM (th0op)

And I think those recall votes are down the tubes for the Dems too.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (BvBKY)

1670 Via Nolte: Marathon Co clerk site says all precincts unreported are in Wausau. http://www.co.marathon.wi.us/ePrecincts.asp What does this mean, Cheeseheads?

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (WRtsc)

1671 This thread is longer than the manhood of Brian Dennehy! But not mine.

Posted by: Pat Cadell at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (jAIuQ)

1672 In it to win it. All eyes on WI tonight? bigger deal than the media called it.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 09:23 PM (oZl5+)

1673

I believe we'll win.

One way or another we will win.



I hate to be Debbie Downer, but when it's this close, we don't win.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (8Cv3K)

1674 The Dems get away with voter fraud the same way they get away with so many things. They say its racist to discriminate against illegals and dead people who want to vote and the Republicans just run away.

Voter identification needed? Why? Obama doesn't have to show his BC, why should anyone have to show ID to vote?

Posted by: jussayin at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (G0rh+)

1675 This race is fishier than Kloppenburg once a month!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (AZGON)

1676 all I have heard is how important Wisconsin is to BO and his re election and Walker is truly an impediment to smooth sailing in Wisconsin.  I just wish, now that I see how the whole election thing played out that the tea party and the republicans would have come up with a solid republican candidate or two to take some Senate seats so that I wouldn't have to listen to Harry Reid and his BS horse trading voice all day long.

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (k1rwm)

1677

And I think those recall votes are down the tubes for the Dems too.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 06, 2011 01:23 AM (BvBKY)


highly doubtful that most of the recall votes don't happen

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (Ig1Wo)

1678 One thing is for sure. Wis is totally up for grabs in 2012.

Posted by: Rocks at April 06, 2011 01:20 AM (th0op)

absolutely, the unions shot their whole wad on this race with money and foot soldiers. If this is all they have they are fucked

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (MtwBb)

1679 Squeak...squeak...squeak....

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:24 PM (th0op)

1680 You'll never find voters on a sandy beach You'll never drill for ballots on a city street I know you're looking for a precinct in a mountain of rocks But there ain't no sponge de ville hiding at the bottom of a shamwow box

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (jGXQI)

1681 This race has HotAir's and AoSHQ's vote result thread comment counts running tighter than, well, this race.

Hotair comment count: 1779
Ace: 1777

Posted by: JC at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (8wYse)

1682 1727 This thread is longer than the manhood of Brian Dennehy! You callin me out?

Posted by: Pat Caddell at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (ItexX)

1683 This race has me pressing F5 faster than a parched rat hitting a lever in a Skinner box.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (/v6J+)

1684 1727 This thread is longer than the manhood of Brian Dennehy!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM (AZGON)

 

He was great in Gacy........not sure what made me think of that.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (l2R3Z)

1685 Well, it's been fun.

Night all.

Posted by: someguy at April 05, 2011 09:25 PM (yPwNF)

1686 forget the vote fraud in milwaukee.  where this race was lost was in Conservative Waukesha county, where turnout only reached 42%.  If it had matched Dane County, Prosser wins.

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (GgB5V)

1687 I hate to be Debbie Downer, but when it's this close, we don't win.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 06, 2011 01:24 AM (8Cv3K)


Every dog has his day. This one is payback for Franken. I still got my money on Prosser.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (th0op)

1688

absolutely, the unions shot their whole wad on this race with money and foot soldiers. If this is all they have they are fucked

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2011 01:24 AM (MtwBb)

Especially if they don't have gummint collecting dues for them anymore.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (McG46)

1689 Hotair comment count: 1779
Ace: 1777
Posted by: JC at April 06, 2011 01:25 AM

I didn't think I'd live to see anything closer than this race.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (/v6J+)

1690 heres a good movie based on other similar movies:  supreme court judge up for election, comes down to one ballot that the supreme court must decide what the voter intended, said supreme court judge is the deciding vote.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (Z1jiu)

1691 TOO MANY FUCKING GREGS IN THIS THREAD.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:26 PM (NjYDy)

1692

It's not so much who casts the votes as who counts the votes.

- The Democratic Party since 1960 in West Virginia

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:27 PM (XBM1t)

1693 Wait for it...

Oh here's a box of ballots...

Oh we ran out of ballots...

It was the electronic machines...

SHIT LIKE THAT

It all ends NOW!

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:27 PM (GLP9X)

1694 Hotair comment count: 1779
Ace: 1777
Posted by: JC at April 06, 2011 01:25 AM

Time to start spamming.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:28 PM (McG46)

1695 FROM NOW ON I SUGGEST THAT "GREG" BE THE UNIVERSAL AOSHQ FOR "LIBERAL TROLL."

AND "JEFF" OR VARIATIONS THEREOF BE THE UNIVERSAL AOSHQ HANDLE FOR WEAK-KNEED PANSY PESSIMIST SPELLING-OBSESSED LECTURERS.

FAIR ENOUGH?

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:28 PM (NjYDy)

1696 Ace up by 4. We'll win easy. Allah is about to put up another gay thread.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:28 PM (th0op)

1697
I think the Associated Press might have gone to bed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:28 PM (bAySe)

1698

2.175 Million (51% voter turnout) Wisconsinites voted in the 2010 midterm elections and we should land at about 1.5 Million (34% voter turnout) or so.  That is a lot of votes that could have been garnered in our favor if those other 600,000+ would have voted. 

With all of the publicity this race got, I feel as though Wisconsin for sure is no longer a blue state, probably purple going on towards the color of Barney Frank's panties.

The little light at the end of my hope-ometer appears to be flcikering.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at April 05, 2011 09:28 PM (hyDaS)

1699 Hey! Somebody put toothpics in my cheese!

Posted by: Party crasher at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (oZl5+)

1700 Prosser: George Patton
Kloppenfuhrer: That Paper-hanging son of a bitch

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (oDMwn)

1701
...or at least their webmaster has.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (bAySe)

1702

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but when it's this close, we don't win.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 06, 2011 01:24 AM (8Cv3K)

I disagree, Deb. When it's this close in Wisconsin, we do win.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (CluUg)

1703 Time to start spamming. But I don't like spam!

Posted by: Monty Python at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (jAIuQ)

1704 Well morons it's been fun, but work time in the morning Go Prosser!

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (3hWhZ)

1705 *steps away from the computer*

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:30 PM (bAySe)

1706 Greg.. and I saw this in the most respectful way.. Go fuck yourself...

Posted by: Donna at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (bdE9c)

1707 Tis but a flesh would.  I shall flog my meme until it is truly dead.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (oDMwn)

1708 uhm but doesn't it feel good after everything they have committed to for this election

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (h+qn8)

1709

Prosser:  Otter playing golf

Kloppendinglemeister:  Neidermyer inspecting the ROTC troops on his horse

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:31 PM (XBM1t)

1710 Gerg is just on autopilot now.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:32 PM (oDMwn)

1711 See Gregs...

dirty greg

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty%20greg

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:32 PM (GLP9X)

1712 and I say it to...go fuck yourself...

Posted by: Donna at April 05, 2011 09:32 PM (bdE9c)

1713 Its been at 97% for a long time.  Very Fishy.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 09:32 PM (oVQFe)

1714 I'm Coach Gordon Bombay, and me and David Prosser are going all the way

Posted by: Emilio Estevez at April 05, 2011 09:33 PM (n3gqW)

1715 This race has more pauses than David Caruso!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:33 PM (AZGON)

1716 And,

He did "match" Dane County, you stupid twat.  That's why he's up by 1200 votes.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:33 PM (oDMwn)

1717 Its been at 97% for a long time.  Very Fishy.

Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 01:32 AM (oVQFe)


Not really. there's always a few precincts that get VERY nasty.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:34 PM (th0op)

1718 I'm ready to dip my balls in sweet cream and squat in a room full of kittens.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:34 PM (/v6J+)

1719 1815 Its been at 97% for a long time.  Very Fishy.
_______

I think the real "fishy" part is that the 97% hasn't changed, but the vote totals were changing. How does that happen?

Posted by: jussayin at April 05, 2011 09:34 PM (G0rh+)

1720

(pouring last glass of wine)

True. True.

Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 09:35 PM (oZl5+)

1721 FAIR ENOUGH?

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 01:28 AM (NjYDy)

As long as "FUBAR" is the universal handle for the guy who the 'Ettes want to be with and the Morons want to be like.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:35 PM (McG46)

1722 "Allah is about to put up another gay thread." I thought that was the only kind he posted.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:35 PM (AZGON)

1723 1820 I'm ready to dip my balls in sweet cream and squat in a room full of kittens.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 01:34 AM (/v6J+)

You know, rd, that's just uncalled for...bringing kittehs into it and all.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:35 PM (CluUg)

1724 1795, It all ends NOW!

Or, does it? I agree, the overwhelming question is whether, after being caught grinning like ten times in a row, the traditional forces of the Dem party will try their old big-city gashouse game yet one more time. It has always worked for them, you know.

The possibility exists that a maneuver like that would yield actual widespread gunfire and mayhem more surely than would a showy power-grab involving uniformed forces. That's a scary notion.

OTOH, the guy at the water cooler might say, "Oh yeah, I guess there was somethin about Gore in 2000...you know, it hasn't been on the news for so long, I'd plain forgot about it." You may rely on your own perception of your fellow citizens to make your estimate of what comes next.

Posted by: Wrong Side of The Line at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (W5ilH)

1725 I think the real "fishy" part is that the 97% hasn't changed, but the vote totals were changing. How does that happen?

Posted by: jussayin at April 06, 2011 01:34 AM (G0rh+)


Small changes. That's a pretty big vote total there.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (th0op)

1726 This is what troubles me, the refusal to accept the democratic process by my fellow conservatives. Are we going to question the legitimacy of President Obama like liberals did  with Bush in 2000?

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (hD0CU)

1727 Math is hard!

Posted by: Precinct Worker Barbie at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (gjy1/)

1728 Its been at 97% for a long time.  Very Fishy.

It's probably bed time.  When's their curfew?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:36 PM (McG46)

1729 Mayor of Milwaukee says all absentee ballots have been counted.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (WRtsc)

1730 Greg's eaten so much broken glass form his crystal ball he is in critical condition

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (MtwBb)

1731 Supreme Court REPORTING 97%   David Prosser (inc) 726,750 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 724,651 50% Back up by 2100

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (JqBN2)

1732

I think the real "fishy" part is that the 97% hasn't changed, but the vote totals were changing. How does that happen?

One of the folks over at Daily Kos suggests that they just don't want the total to hit 100% before absolutely everything is in, so they just aren't updating that number. Take it for what it is worth...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (e8fe0)

1733 Update: Prosser by 2100

97%

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (McG46)

1734 Little movement there. Prosser up 2100.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (th0op)

1735 You know what's harder than math......losing!

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (CluUg)

1736 I mean 2099.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (th0op)

1737 Who is the new sockpuppet?  Pretty funny.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (oDMwn)

1738 And still at 97%...WTF?

Posted by: Devilish at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (3eTJD)

1739 Whatever, I'll fucking TAKE IT as long as it's movement in our direction.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (NjYDy)

1740
When it's this close in Wisconsin, we do win.
Posted by: redstatedeb at April 06, 2011 01:29 AM
---------------
I'm fucking sick of moral victories. I want to hear the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (x+0k+)

1741 back up 2100

Posted by: the dandy at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (1h53u)

1742 I disagree, Deb. When it's this close in Wisconsin, we do win.

Well, it's a moral win, for sure. But if there's a recount, we I think we all know how it will play out.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (8Cv3K)

1743 Got a meeting tomorrow. Nite everybody

Posted by: Sekhmet at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (Qb/Jf)

1744 Oh, by the way, sleep?  SLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES.

I'm gonna pop in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 and keep rolling until the bitter fucking end.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:38 PM (NjYDy)

1745 This race has more bumps than a topless roller derby tournament!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:39 PM (AZGON)

1746 Hotair comment count: 1779
Ace: 1777
Posted by: JC at April 06, 2011 01:25 AM

This race is almost as close as me and my cats.

Posted by: Allah P. at April 05, 2011 09:39 PM (72OLv)

1747 David Prosser:  Maximus
Def Kloppenfuhrer:  Commodus

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:39 PM (oDMwn)

1748 HA is kicking this smart military blog's ass on this subject when it comes to post count

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:39 PM (Ig1Wo)

1749 I guess i picked the wrong day to quit mainlining.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:40 PM (th0op)

1750 I'm fucking sick of moral victories. I want to hear the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:38 AM (x+0k+)

Well shit, that's easy...ask them about their men....

I want to win the vote.

Posted by: redstatedeb at April 05, 2011 09:40 PM (CluUg)

1751 HA is kicking this smart military blog's ass on this subject when it comes to post count

Not anymore.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:40 PM (/v6J+)

1752 Shall we go all Viking and shit on Madison and Milwaukee if Prosser losses?

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 05, 2011 09:40 PM (l2R3Z)

1753

1851 HA is kicking this smart military blog's ass on this subject when it comes to post count

Quality over quantity. Ours are funnier.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2011 09:41 PM (e8fe0)

1754 David Prosser:  Epileptic with a ballpeen hammer
Der Kloppenfuhrer:  The Tiffany's Crystal Department

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 09:41 PM (oDMwn)

1755 Can i go visit the "learn how to peee three bottles of wine" thread now?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 09:41 PM (oZl5+)

1756 >>Shall we go all Viking and shit on Madison and Milwaukee if Prosser losses?

I may have only been a Sconnie for two years now (and I'm probably moving to Minneapolis in the fall) but I'll eat a dick before I root for those goddamn Vikings.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:42 PM (NjYDy)

1757 is this going over 2000?

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 09:43 PM (k1rwm)

1758 I'm fucking sick of moral victories. I want to hear the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:38 AM (x+0k+)

Moral victories are for losers.  It would just be perfect if Prosser won and the unions freaked out for a national audience.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:43 PM (McG46)

1759 Progress!

Posted by: Devilish at April 05, 2011 09:43 PM (3eTJD)

1760 1861 is this going over 2000? Posted by: curious at April 06, 2011 01:43 AM Working on it. I think we may break the blog first, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2011 09:44 PM (e8fe0)

1761 Supreme Court REPORTING 98%   David Prosser (inc) 727,208 50%   Joanne Kloppenburg 725,205 50%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (JqBN2)

1762 Shall we go all Viking and shit on Madison and Milwaukee if Prosser losses? Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 06, 2011 01:40 AM (l2R3Z) No, we'll just "protest" a little bit.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (th0op)

1763 98%

Posted by: MiloX at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (QvMJw)

1764 I think this thread is breaking the blog.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (McG46)

1765 Mud, I don't know if you're stupid or if you're just yanking our chains, but when I lived in CA (aka LibLoonyLand) I had to listen for almost 8 years to "selected, not elected" and other horseshit when President GW Bush won not once, but twice, and I could give a flying fuck what you, as my "fellow conservative" (yeah, riiiiight) think about respect for the most useless empty suit of a CIC since James Earl Carter.  

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (2hQbY)

1766

wow 98%

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (oVQFe)

1767 can live with Prosser losing the fakey recount. But what I really want is for the Dems to wake up in the morning with Prosser the presumptive winner. Of a minor election. In Wisconsin. With the unions going all out for the win. If I were a US Senate Democrat, I would start thinking mighty hard about 2012, and maybe send a bottle of Scotch over to Boehner's office. The race is close enough that Walker can re-do the legislation if necessary, if it comes to that. But for the next few weeks, the Dems have to be quaking in their frigging boots.

Posted by: Stirner at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (nTjSs)

1768 "Heres a good movie based on other similar movies:  supreme court judge up for election, comes down to one ballot that the supreme court must decide what the voter intended, said supreme court judge is the deciding vote.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes"

Only... the hanging chad ballot was cast by this very judge!  And he voted for his opponent because he secretly wanted to retire but was pressured into running officially.  But then he learns his opponent's dark secret of being on a special Magnum Force squad of judge vigilantes who poison defense counsel with undercooked pancake batter, leading to an increased risk of salmonella.  Now our judge must invalidate his own vote, to keep his judicial vote, to stop the gooey pancake chamber.  Rob Schneider has: A Living Constitution.  Rated PG-13.

Posted by: Some idiot at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (Q3nWV)

1769 We need a new thread.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (th0op)

1770

Prosser:  Ben Hur

KloppenCheeseStrudel:  Dude who cheats in chariot races

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:46 PM (XBM1t)

1771 See all those douche bags getting riled up to vote?

See everyone else that think you suck?

We voted against you again... While you were in your rabid stage.

Quotes of the day...

We voted against you in your rabid stage.


Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:47 PM (GLP9X)

1772 I'm gonna pop in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 and keep rolling until the bitter fucking end. This race has more names than David Ryder!

Posted by: Bolt van der Huge at April 05, 2011 09:47 PM (AZGON)

1773 Crap. Another white hair on my chest.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 09:48 PM (oZl5+)

1774 the post box doesn't want to accept type.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 09:48 PM (h+qn8)

1775 It would just be perfect if Prosser won and the unions freaked out for a national audience.

Content!

Posted by: Moonbattracker at April 05, 2011 09:48 PM (8Cv3K)

1776 OK OK OK..so my prognosticating ain't all that great.  I can do magic tricks too.  Here, watch me make my penis disappear inside this chicken.

Posted by: Greg the Magnificant at April 05, 2011 09:49 PM (oDMwn)

1777 >>This race has more names than David Ryder!

Fuck yes I'm gonna watch Space Mutiny.  Good suggestion, bro.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:49 PM (NjYDy)

1778 Avenge me...

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at April 05, 2011 09:49 PM (72OLv)

1779 Kloppenmeister:  Goliath

Prosser:  man with 10 guage shotgun

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:49 PM (/v6J+)

1780 Now @1900

Posted by: Devilish at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (3eTJD)

1781 Dropped to 1900, still 98%

Posted by: Grunt2jag at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (JqBN2)

1782 still up 1900

Posted by: the dandy at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (1h53u)

1783 HEY GUYS, HOW'S THE ELECTION GOING?  MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME SHE'S SICK OF THIS SHIT ALREADY AND QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME HER SO WE'RE GOING TO BED.  IN SEPARATE HOUSES.  LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT.

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (FYCiJ)

1784 It's coming in by the hundreds now. Prosser up by 1906.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:50 PM (th0op)

1785
Cool. Union thugs don't know if they should celebrate or crack skulls tonight.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (oZl5+)

1786 We put our faith in Blast Hardcheesehead.

Posted by: The Wisconsin Satellite of Love at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (AZGON)

1787 Prosser needs to throw up that buzzer-beater so we can all go home.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (/v6J+)

1788
Now @1900

rings around my eyes.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (x+0k+)

1789 Actually, its 1,906.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (bAySe)

1790 HEY GUYS, HOW'S THE ELECTION GOING?  MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME SHE'S SICK OF THIS SHIT ALREADY AND QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME HER SO WE'RE GOING TO BED.  IN SEPARATE HOUSES.  LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT.
Posted by: Biff G. at April 06, 2011 01:50 AM (FYCiJ)

Okay, I'll text her my address.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (th0op)

1791 More looky-loos than I've ever seen on one thread.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (McG46)

1792 so she needs to make up 1906 votes out of about 30k

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (Ig1Wo)

1793

Prosser:  Roy Schieder as Chief Brody

Kloppendingledouche:  Bruce as the mechanical shark

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 09:52 PM (XBM1t)

1794 Damn, I'm gonna pull up one of my old MST3K rips. Maybe "Prince of Space."

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (AZGON)

1795 Ashland is trying to give a rim-job.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (GLP9X)

1796 The rule is recount if it's within 1/2% of the vote total?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (McG46)

1797 Hey guys, I guess there is a big election in Wisconsin tonight. Anyone hear of it?

Posted by: Gride at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (7Iqhu)

1798
Actually, its 1,906.

shards of glass in my stomach.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:53 PM (x+0k+)

1799 >>Damn, I'm gonna pull up one of my old MST3K rips. Maybe "Prince of Space."

All's you really need to do is go to Youtube and search by episode number (sometimes try by putting a zero in front of it, e.g. 0823).  Almost all of them are online there, and you can assemble playlists of a ton of them in a row.

Still the greatest show of all time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:54 PM (NjYDy)

1800 The rule is recount if it's within 1/2% of the vote total?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:53 AM (McG46)


i think if it's under 1%

Posted by: Gir at April 05, 2011 09:54 PM (Ig1Wo)

1801 We're whipping Allah's butt now.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:54 PM (th0op)

1802 Barron is looking for a reach around.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:55 PM (GLP9X)

1803 Ahh MST3K. You make me wanna go watch them mock "Mitchell" with Joe-Don Baker.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 09:55 PM (n6NRR)

1804 Still the greatest show of all time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 01:54 AM (NjYDy)


still prefer Joel over Mike

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (Ig1Wo)

1805 "Mitchell" is another great one, but I find it too depressing to watch because I grew up with the Joel-era episodes and that's his final goodbye.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (NjYDy)

1806 This race has more insomniacs than the midnight shift at a Folger's factory!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (AZGON)

1807 AP now has it at Posser +1,888

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (bAySe)

1808 Riehl says 21 precincts still out so AP's count for that is wrong. I thought so.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (th0op)

1809 I always loved the "shorts" before some of the movies. There was one on how to wash yourself that was great. I remember one about animals where the guy had an indian guide that looked like emo phillips.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (jGXQI)

1810 Dane is working it.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (GLP9X)

1811 Ahh MST3K. You make me wanna go watch them mock "Mitchell" with Joe-Don Baker.
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 06, 2011 01:55 AM

Ahh, classic.  They should re-make that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 09:56 PM (/v6J+)

1812 Wow, nice job WI. First you give us Paul Ryan to smack Obama around, and now maybe a surprise win? Also, who gives a fuck about the comment count at Hot Air? If it's like any other post over there, 3/4th of the comments are about Sarah Palin anyways.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (FLWia)

1813 DOOM cat didn't head for the shower. Must be a good sign...

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (oZl5+)

1814 I perfer Mike to Joel and you have to take into account that Mike was the head writer on the show for many years before he took over from Joel.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (n6NRR)

1815 All's you really need to do is go to Youtube and search by episode number Yeah, that's where I got all of mine!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (AZGON)

1816 >>still prefer Joel over Mike

Same here.  Actually though, I rate them Joel > Sci-Fi era Mike > Comedy Central Mike. 

Don't know why that is, but it's absolutely true.  I think Trace Beaulieu (Crow & Forrester) just got too fucking camp after Joel left or something, I dunno.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (NjYDy)

1817 "You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?" Maybe the funniest thing Mike ever said.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 09:57 PM (jGXQI)

1818 What I'm drinking now...

Tanzania, Edelweiss

Juicy and sparkling - a pristine cup with fresh apple, cranberry and pomegranate to accompany the citric and articulate acidity. Hints of prickly pear sneak in towards the back while brown sugar and hazelnut round out the succinct finish.


Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (bAySe)

1819 c'mon hamster don't give up, what are they doing cleaning up slurpees spills off the ballots?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (h+qn8)

1820 Dunn is trying to make it happen.

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (GLP9X)

1821
This just in from Kos:

Calumet is now at 100% reported 

the last 2 precincts there gave Prosser a bump.


Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (x+0k+)

1822 still prefer Joel over Mike

ABSOLUTELY

Posted by: Gride at April 05, 2011 09:58 PM (7Iqhu)

1823 Yep, 1888.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (th0op)

1824 Posted by: Xander Crews at April 06, 2011 01:57 AM (FLWia)

Boosh!!!

Posted by: Xtacles at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (72OLv)

1825 Ahh MST3K. You make me wanna go watch them mock "Mitchell" with Joe-Don Baker. You "Go ahead on..."

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (DM6DH)

1826 >>I remember one about animals where the guy had an indian guide that looked like emo phillips.

That's "Catching Trouble" from 315 TEENAGE CAVEMAN.  A fucking all-time classic short, that.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (NjYDy)

1827 Eau Claire is French for blow me?

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (GLP9X)

1828 If it's like any other post over there, 3/4th of the comments are about Sarah Palin anyways.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 06, 2011 01:57 AM (FLWia)

Don't you fucking talk about Sarah Palin like that, asshole!

Posted by: Hot Aryan at April 05, 2011 09:59 PM (McG46)

1829 Mike's better on Laugh Tracks though, right?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (/v6J+)

1830 Mike over Joel any day. Joel was a putz. Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (ItexX)

1831 Oh also, Mike is a conservative and admits to reading the National Review everyday... I have no idea how Joel votes.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (n6NRR)

1832 That's "Catching Trouble" from 315 TEENAGE CAVEMAN. A fucking all-time classic short, that. - YES! watching now

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (jGXQI)

1833
Hey guys, I guess there is a big election in Wisconsin tonight. Anyone hear of it?
Posted by: Gride at April 06, 2011 01:53 AM

No.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (x+0k+)

1834

still prefer Joel over Mike

Posted by: The Dude at April 06, 2011 01:56 AM (Ig1Wo)

Joel was better, Mike was a better writer than performer.

BUT they were both one-noters. I guess it worked, 10-year run?

I was sorry to not see either one in a lot of work afterward, they had a good run.

I have all the blooper specials. *awesome*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (bxiXv)

1835 I have to confess. I'm drinking Twinings Earl Grey tea.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (th0op)

1836 >>You "Go ahead on..."

That's from the OTHER Joe Don Baker movie they did, "Final Justice."

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:00 PM (NjYDy)

1837

1922 What I'm drinking now...

Tanzania, Edelweiss

Why is all but the rum gone? Tanduay, from the bottle.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:01 PM (oZl5+)

1838 Marathon now all in.

Close.  Real close.  George Washington's jacket at Fort Duquesne close.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 10:01 PM (EXLhY)

1839 1934 Mike over Joel any day. Joel was a putz.

Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 06, 2011 02:00 AM (ItexX)

Dude, Chuck Norris has more facial expressions than Mike.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:02 PM (bxiXv)

1840 >>YES! watching now

I seriously know most of the Joel-era episodes by heart.  Literally down to the line, I've watched them so many times.  Comfort food, pretty much.  Everything from Seasons 2-4 is pretty much gold.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (NjYDy)

1841 RiffTracks with Mike, the guy that did the voice of Tom and the guy that did the voice of Crow from the Sci Fi era is pretty funny.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (n6NRR)

1842
Yep, 1888.
Posted by: Rocks at April 06, 2011 01:59 AM

I get 1878. Chew-marks on my lower lip.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (x+0k+)

1843 Eau Claire is French for blow me?

Posted by: Freedomplow at April 06, 2011 01:59 AM (GLP9X)


No, it's Chinese for All Clear.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (th0op)

1844 "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" "SST Death Flight" "Secret Agent Super Dragon" and of course the dreadful "Invasion of the Neptune Men"

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (AZGON)

1845 Counting absentee still?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:03 PM (oZl5+)

1846 Same here.  Actually though, I rate them Joel > Sci-Fi era Mike > Comedy Central Mike. 

Don't know why that is, but it's absolutely true.  I think Trace Beaulieu (Crow & Forrester) just got too fucking camp after Joel left or something, I dunno.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 01:57 AM (NjYDy)


best thing about Joel was he came off as the perfect stoner.

oh and if your a fan of OG MST3K, don't forget to play Darkstar. It's a FMV adventure game that they took 10 years to make. I can't say I would pay full price for it though

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:04 PM (Ig1Wo)

1847
oh fuck that sock I was looking for something to say to disrobe it and then forgot anyway

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 10:04 PM (x+0k+)

1848 Holy cow, been a long time since a thread got up this high. I'm thinking Scott Brown's election or the famous Ace drunk "religion" saturday night thread.

Posted by: MrCaniac wistfully looking back at April 05, 2011 10:04 PM (eKuOw)

1849 What really concerns me is the possibly counter productive win at all costs stance of Governor Walker and the Wisc. Republicans. Their intransigence may prove costly in 2012 as the nation looks to President Obama for a calm port in the storm.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (hD0CU)

1850 1935 Oh also, Mike is a conservative and admits to reading the National Review everyday... I have no idea how Joel votes.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 06, 2011 02:00 AM (n6NRR)

That's odd as there were more "liberal" comments after Mike took over - BUT he was writing before that anyway.

My wild guess is Joel votes "deliberately obscure."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

1851 "I was sorry to not see either one in a lot of work afterward, they had a good run." Dude! Rifftrax! Didn't know Mike was a conservative. That is teh cool.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (zQTMd)

1852 >>"SST Death Flight"

That's some serious old-school MST3K right there, from the KTMA years.  Too rough for me, honestly (even though I have all of them, of course).

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (NjYDy)

1853 I get 1878. Chew-marks on my lower lip.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 06, 2011 02:03 AM (x+0k+)


You're right. Chew.....

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:05 PM (th0op)

1854 Holy cow, been a long time since a thread got up this high. I'm thinking Scott Brown's election or the famous Ace drunk "religion" saturday night thread.
Posted by: MrCaniac wistfully looking back at April 06, 2011 02:04 AM

Sat. afternoon, 2700+.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:06 PM (/v6J+)

1855 1953 What really concerns me is the possibly counter productive win at all costs stance of Governor Walker and the Wisc. Republicans. Their intransigence may prove costly in 2012 as the nation looks to President Obama for a calm port in the storm.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 06, 2011 02:05 AM

(Insert horselaugh here)

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2011 10:06 PM (e8fe0)

1856 Mike's better on Laugh Tracks though, right?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 02:00 AM (/v6J+)


very much so, Cinematic Titanic is frankly, shit IMO

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:06 PM (Ig1Wo)

1857 Counting absentee still?

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 06, 2011 02:03 AM (oZl5+)


According to Allah those are done.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:06 PM (th0op)

1858 mud you really are the worst troll ever

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:07 PM (n6NRR)

1859 What really concerns me is the possibly counter productive win at all costs stance of Governor Walker and the Wisc. Republicans. Their intransigence may prove costly in 2012 as the nation looks to President Obama for a calm port in the storm.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 06, 2011 02:05 AM (hD0CU) 

*strokes chin, looks sage* Quite.  Care for a snifter of brandy, old boy?


Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:07 PM (McG46)

1860 Any port in a storm. Port is good. I like rum.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:07 PM (oZl5+)

1861 What is Cinematic Titanic?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:07 PM (/v6J+)

1862 Yup, Mike Nelson is a conservative, which is one reason why MST3K, aside from the occasional inoffensive Reagan/Bush cracks, kept it pretty nonpolitical (and they always threw some great Carter cracks in too, e.g. WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD).

One of my favorite conservative riffs is from 319 WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST, where the camera pans to a patch of mud & filth on the ground and Joel says "Hey, let's drag Clarence Thomas's name through there!"  You had to know Mike wrote that one.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:07 PM (NjYDy)

1863 Wait what?  100% IN, PROSSER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!





OK, just kidding, wanted to get that in before bedtime. see ya tomorrow.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (Z1jiu)

1864 Sat. afternoon, 2700+. No need to brag .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (npr0X)

1865 I am also worried that the GOP's harsh budget cuts will drive independents and moderates into the arms of Obama like sweet children running to their Uncle Charlie the day he beats that pesky sexual assault on a minor rap.

Posted by: vatzwmud at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (oDMwn)

1866 Looking over the counties--I hate to say it, but I think our wad is now blown.

We're at the mercy of the Dems now.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (EXLhY)

1867  Mud's pulling our leg. No concern troll is that obvious.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 10:08 PM (8Cv3K)

1868 We looked for this Port Obama once. Didn't work out too well. Some other lib even wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (jGXQI)

1869 #1953, did you mean to say "golf score in the storm?"  Cuz when shit's hitting the fan, pResident goes golfin'.  After all, there's a spring day and a golf course somewhere in the world!  

Posted by: Theresa D at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (2hQbY)

1870 I vote for Mike (that Bridget is one lucky girl).

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (DM6DH)

1871 1964 Any port in a storm. Port is good. I like rum.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 06, 2011 02:07 AM (oZl5+)

I like Rum so much I made her an apprentice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (bxiXv)

1872 785 votes.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (McG46)

1873 When I was a kid, I would spend late night Saturdays watching Bob Shreve's Past Prime Playhouse on WKRC in Cincinnati. That dude was so funny. Those types of shows were the precursor to MST3K. Love that stuff.

Posted by: Devilish at April 05, 2011 10:09 PM (3eTJD)

1874 What is Cinematic Titanic?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 02:07 AM (/v6J+)


think of it as a relaunch of MST3K with Joel, Trace, Frank with Mary Jo filling in on occasion. It's straight to dvd with movie and their commentary


Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (Ig1Wo)

1875 Hey, I just looked and there are a bunch of MST3K episodes for on-demand viewing from Netflix. Very cool.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (AZGON)

1876 Cinematic Titanic is the "original" MST3K cast's take on the idea: Joel, Trace Beaulieu (the original Crow) and Josh Weinstein (the original Servo in the KTMA and first seasons), plus a few other MST alums.  It's surprisingly disappointing.  I think Nelson really brought a lot of discipline to the crew as head writer during those early years. 

It took me awhile to adjust to the "new" Crow (Bill Corbett) but, as I've said, even though I'll always prefer the Joel-era, I really think the Sci-Fi Nelson/Murphy/Corbett lineup runs them close a lot of the time.  And Rifftrax proves that out.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (NjYDy)

1877 99%

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (1fB+3)

1878 99% in.  Very tight, around 500.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (/v6J+)

1879 One of my favorite episodes was "Pod People".

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:10 PM (n6NRR)

1880 Sat. afternoon, 2700+.
Posted by: rdbrewer

I gotta start hanging around again more. This damn exercising I am doing is seriously been cutting into my "Ace" and masturbation time.

Posted by: MrCaniac getting the Astroglide back out at April 05, 2011 10:11 PM (eKuOw)

1881 Update from Mike Murphy on Richochet...

Mike Murphy
Get Ready for a Recount in Wisconsin · 26 minutes ago

I'm just looking at the AP county by county, which has had some errors tonight, but my best take on Wisconsin is that this might end up a near tie. Could be just 200 vote margin. Prosser is ahead by 1650 or so votes with 97% in. But there are a cluster of precincts out in Democratic Eau Claire and Milwaukee counties, so the Prosser lead will likely close and it is possible Kloppenburg will pull a few hundred votes ahead. There is some Prosser vote still out as well, hopefully a decent amount in GOP leaning Marathon country. Though my guess is not enough to stop Prosser's lead from closing at least a little. Just not sure what parts of Marathon county are out and what the loose Milwaukee precincts are. Best case is Prosser pushes up toward 2000+ votes.

So the Wisconsin battle continues, most likely to a recount. See you on the courthouse steps. Get your bullhorns ready.


Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:11 PM (bAySe)

1882 up 585 with 99% in

Posted by: the dandy at April 05, 2011 10:11 PM (1h53u)

1883
Holy fuck, lead is down to 585?

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 10:11 PM (x+0k+)

1884 Posted by: AD at April 06, 2011 02:08 AM (EXLhY)

Those precinct total on AP are wrong. No way there is 55 still out.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:12 PM (th0op)

1885 In the early seventies "Creature Feature" was it for Saturday nights.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:12 PM (oZl5+)

1886 Klop's less than 600 with 99% of the vote in.

There's going to be a recount whoever comes out ahead, tonight. Klops will win the recount.


Posted by: Nice Deb at April 05, 2011 10:12 PM (8Cv3K)

1887 Told you guys Prosser's lead was going to bleed seriously as that last 3% came in.  It's going to the recount now.  Gird your loins.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (NjYDy)

1888

rdbrewer!  Want to say thank you for Sat & Sun.  The collaborative story on Sat was top notch fun and entertainment.  Like a mud bowl co-ed touch football game.

The Sun ONT was the schiznit though.  You posted some MBTI personality info and links that I've been exploring.  This info has led to a breakthrough in my long stalled divorce recovery.  I'm unstuck!  Unstuck at last, thank God almighty (and rdbrewer) I'm unstuck at last.

Bless you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (XBM1t)

1889 This race is tighter than things that are always tight all the time.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (/v6J+)

1890 Going to watch another favorite "short"; What to Do On a Date. "Say. Kay. Next Friday. Would. You. like. to see. Wagon Train?"

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (jGXQI)

1891
Well, since this is going to end in a recount and not tonight, I'm going to watch old Frasier episodes. Night all.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (x+0k+)

1892 Cinematic Titanic is the "original" MST3K cast's take on the idea: Joel, Trace Beaulieu (the original Crow) and Josh Weinstein (the original Servo in the KTMA and first seasons), plus a few other MST alums.  It's surprisingly disappointing.  I think Nelson really brought a lot of discipline to the crew as head writer during those early years. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 02:10 AM (NjYDy)


went to one of the live shows and it was pretty bad

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:13 PM (Ig1Wo)

1893 Thanks, Count!

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:14 PM (/v6J+)

1894 I'm sorely concerned that Walker's rash and partisan efforts to balance Wisconsin's budget might drive the people into the arms of their loving Messiah.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:14 PM (McG46)

1895 This lead is thinner than my plug coverage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2011 10:14 PM (72OLv)

1896 >>One of my favorite episodes was "Pod People".

That's a lot of hardcore MSTies' choice as one of the all-time greatest episodes, period.  Certainly one of the ones you'd want to show to a buddy to try and get them into the whole thing.  I can watch that one a thousand time and not get bored (hell, I probably HAVE.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:14 PM (NjYDy)

1897

This a serious question:

Has there ever been a recount where the vote totals went down?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:14 PM (bAySe)

1898 2000! Millenium thread!

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:15 PM (oZl5+)

1899 It's such a surprise that Democrats would pick up in the last few precincts reporting in.  I never saw that coming.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:15 PM (/v6J+)

1900 Mom kicked me out of bed so I'm back.

Oh look, Prosser's lead has shrunk.  Told you simpletons so.  Maybe next time you Islamophobic dipsticks will listen.

Posted by: Biff G. at April 05, 2011 10:16 PM (FYCiJ)

1901 Eau Claire == 100%

phew!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:17 PM (bAySe)

1902 Eau Claire all in, and Prosser maintains a 500+ lead.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 10:17 PM (WRtsc)

1903 You know, now that we've thinned out to just us remaining diehards, can I say that I don't fucking deserve to be accused of being a concern troll the way "Biff G." did in this thread?  I mean, fucking seriously now.  What kind of a concern troll hangs on until 2:15AM EST to root for Prosser and talk shop about his favorite MST3K episodes and Mike Nelson's secret conservatism?  Or posts on AoSHQ for eight consecutive years?

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:17 PM (NjYDy)

1904 Told you guys Prosser's lead was going to bleed seriously as that last 3% came in.

Oh good, this condescending asswipe is still around.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:17 PM (NnrbK)

1905 It's important to win this one on the first count.  We don't do better on recounts and they have to steal it away somehow.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 10:18 PM (BvBKY)

1906 Watching these lead changes zip back and forth is like watching the JEF read a speech on two teleprompters.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 10:18 PM (oDMwn)

1907 It's been real. It's been fun. It hasn't been real fun. See you  guys next election.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:18 PM (oZl5+)

1908 What is your favorite MST3K episode? And how many votes will the libtards fabricate to win?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:19 PM (AZGON)

1909 Oh great, Biff's (I mean, The War Between The Undead States) is still here.  You know I honestly like you 99% of the time, dude.  I just don't understand the hardon you have for me here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:19 PM (NjYDy)

1910 @2008 That's a sock.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 10:19 PM (oDMwn)

1911 You know, now that we've thinned out to just us remaining diehards, can I say that I don't fucking deserve to be accused of being a concern troll the way "Biff G." did in this thread?  I mean, fucking seriously now.  What kind of a concern troll hangs on until 2:15AM EST to root for Prosser and talk shop about his favorite MST3K episodes and Mike Nelson's secret conservatism?  Or posts on AoSHQ for eight consecutive years?

Someone get your sponge too?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:19 PM (/v6J+)

1912 Jeff, now that you've said that, I have to call you a concern troll just to redress the equilibrium. And I don't think it's a big deal that you were pessimistic about this. We've been posting here for far too long to worry about that.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 05, 2011 10:19 PM (WRtsc)

1913 2009 It's important to win this one on the first count. We don't do better on recounts and they have to steal it away somehow.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 06, 2011 02:18 AM (BvBKY)

Too close, it will be a recount. We just need to make sure that anyone caught cheating is hung from a lamp-post.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

1914 1 left in Dane, 2 left in Dunn (slightly Dem), 8 left in Sauk (small, slightly Dem), and 12 left in Milwaukee.  Hope the people who talking about the Milwaukee suburbs were right about that.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (EXLhY)

1915 ... What kind of a concern troll hangs on until 2:15AM EST to root for Prosser and talk shop about his favorite MST3K episodes and Mike Nelson's secret conservatism? 

...

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 02:17 AM (NjYDy)


A concern-troll-bot does, that's who.  A very sophisticated one.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (bAySe)

1916 No matter who comes out on top tonight, we all need to get our sheet together. We need to help this man during any recount. You can bet your bottom dollar Ol Skuncle Soros is already cutting that check! Hope you put up a link to contribute when it's time Ace.

Posted by: Presidential Pant Suit Material at April 05, 2011 10:20 PM (FweJ7)

1917 All of the Hercules episodes were great. "Deep hurting... deep hurting!!"

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:21 PM (n6NRR)

1918 The AP site is stuck. What's the other site people are checking?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 05, 2011 10:21 PM (zQTMd)

1919 >>What is your favorite MST3K episode?

>>And how many votes will the libtards fabricate to win?

Favorite episode?  God, that's hard.  Maybe 303 POD PEOPLE?  Or maybe 311 IT CONQUERED THE WORLD.

And you know what?  At this point I think Prosser actually holds on by the skin of his teeth.  Or if he loses, it's so fucking close that there's no serious 'mandate' outside of WI that can be claimed.  So tough shit for Sconnies, but the national damage is stanched.  I was really scared this would be a bloodbath for us.  It wasn't, no matter what happens now.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:21 PM (NjYDy)

1920 @2008 That's a sock.

No, it's really not. It's a condescending asswipe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:21 PM (NnrbK)

1921 I gotta go to sleep before someone tries to kill me with a forklift. Nite all.

Posted by: Doc at April 05, 2011 10:21 PM (jGXQI)

1922 2013 Oh great, Biff's (I mean, The War Between The Undead States) is still here. You know I honestly like you 99% of the time, dude. I just don't understand the hardon you have for me here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 02:19 AM (NjYDy)

Be the Honey Badger, Jeff.

War gets a *lot* of hardons around here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:22 PM (bxiXv)

1923 The AP site is stuck. What's the other site people are checking?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 06, 2011 02:21 AM (zQTMd)




http://elections.todaystmj4.com/G8801.htm

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:22 PM (th0op)

1924 #2007 You seriously think I am not lurking while rubbing my rosary beads so hard they are as shiny as the cute little dress erg wears on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day?

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 10:22 PM (oDMwn)

1925 I just don't understand the hardon you have for me here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 06, 2011 02:19 AM (NjYDy)

He's from Louisiana.  He's got a hard-on for everything with a pulse.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:22 PM (McG46)

1926

Too close, it will be a recount. We just need to make sure that anyone caught cheating is hung from a lamp-post.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 02:20 AM (bxiXv)

Doesn't matter.  We still need to win the first one.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2011 10:23 PM (BvBKY)

1927 before someone tries to kill me with a forklift. That line still cracks me up. How about the episode "Werewolf?"

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:24 PM (AZGON)

1928 2009 It's important to win this one on the first count.  We don't do better on recounts and they have to steal it away somehow.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 06, 2011 02:18 AM (BvBKY)


You know, even if we don't win a recount, if we can get this, it's a wake-up call to Dems who already considered Wisconsin both a public relations victory and a sign of the Tea Party decaying.  If I were them, I'd have some second thoughts over the fact we were even able to pull this off after everything that's happened the last few weeks.

Posted by: AD at April 05, 2011 10:25 PM (EXLhY)

1929 http://elections.todaystmj4.com/G8801.htm Posted by: Rocks at April 06, 2011 02:22 AM (th0op) Thanks. Checked that one too. Just wondering if my computer was acting weird again.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 05, 2011 10:25 PM (zQTMd)

1930

 Belated exit question: What happens if the state supreme court has to decide the election — and deadlocks at 3-3 after Prosser recuses himself?

One last nugget from HA.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 10:25 PM (oZl5+)

1931 Wasn't Joe Estevez in "Werewolf"?

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:25 PM (n6NRR)

1932 2034 posts. Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 10:26 PM (gWHrG)

1933 "Werewolf?" I don't know. You had him last.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 05, 2011 10:26 PM (zQTMd)

1934 Riehl had this http://livewire.wisn.com/Event/MIL-Wisconsin_Election_Night Live blog from a news outfit.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:26 PM (th0op)

1935 Wasn't Joe Estevez in "Werewolf"? Yeah. WINNING!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:26 PM (AZGON)

1936 This is not a waaaaave!!!!

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:27 PM (A0Q4i)

1937 though I should count it do to the fact that I've always had a love for kaiju, their takes on the Gamera and Godzilla films always makes me giggle

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:27 PM (Ig1Wo)

1938 I could not pick a favorite MST3K episode, I've got like 30 favorites and 130 2nd-favorites.

I actually like the specials, like the Poopie videos. Took a break at work to come home to switch tapes 'cause I was taping the whole Thanksgiving Marathon.

Wouldn't it be funny if Prosser lost by a handful but won the recount? I think that would cause a divide-by-zero error and half of Wisconsin would disappear.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 10:28 PM (bxiXv)

1939 im glad you guys are joking about this election, but it's really not funny at all.  Dad made me wear a purple SEIU shirt while he pumped my ass and that's not funny>

Posted by: Greg at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (A0Q4i)

1940 Belated exit question: What happens if the state supreme court has to decide the election — and deadlocks at 3-3 after Prosser recuses himself?

One last nugget from HA.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 06, 2011 02:25 AM (oZl5+)


Stupid question. He wouldn't recuse himself before his term is up in August. After that if it's still up in the air he's not on the court anyway till the election is certified.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (th0op)

1941 Judging from this vote count, half of wisconsin should disappear anyway.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (gWHrG)

1942 3%

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (oDMwn)

1943 Gamera vs. Zigra (Servo, singing along to Gamera theme) "I curse the day Sandy Frank was born."

Posted by: George Orwell at April 05, 2011 10:30 PM (AZGON)

1944 2028 #2007 You seriously think I am not lurking while rubbing my rosary beads so hard they are as shiny as the cute little dress erg wears on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day?

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 06, 2011 02:22 AM (oDMwn)

Aren't you thinking up new symptoms to tell your Mom so she'll insist on taking your temperature "the other way?"  And I don't give a flying fudge what kind of voce voice your sock has.

 

 

 

Posted by: Count de Money (sock voice) at April 05, 2011 10:30 PM (XBM1t)

1945 Was Greg the troll that was all worried about "punching down"?

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (n6NRR)

1946 That guy who leads the vote count with nearly all ballots in?  Guaranteed loser.  You're welcome.

Posted by: YOBM EHT GERG at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (FYCiJ)

1947

Are we at the point  yet where the WI officials tell us that there will be no more counting tonight and to go home?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (bAySe)

1948 Sorry, didn't see that. he said the election itself. I think they would have to get a sub for him. They can't have a deadlock.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (th0op)

1949 ""im glad you guys are joking about this election, but it's really not funny at all.  the unions have all the control and somehow that's funny.""


I take comfort in knowing that eventually all Mussolini's end up as bullet ridden corpses hanging upside down from a lamp post. Those are the days worth living for.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 10:32 PM (gWHrG)

1950 Are we at the point  yet where the WI officials tell us that there will be no more counting tonight and to go home?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2011 02:31 AM (bAySe)


way past that point, it's all about the upcoming weeks when they go through with the recount

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:32 PM (Ig1Wo)

1951 the unions have all the control and somehow that's funny.

Your "concern" is certainly amusing. Keep on truckin', moby.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:33 PM (NnrbK)

1952

Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 02:27 AM (A0Q4i)

I believe in you, Greg!  Always, know you can count on me!

Posted by: Russ Feingold at April 05, 2011 10:33 PM (EXLhY)

1953 #2049 No, Greg is the concern troll who shows up to every election thread to preach doom.

Posted by: Greg (sotto voce) at April 05, 2011 10:33 PM (oDMwn)

1954 >>Was Greg the troll that was all worried about "punching down"?

Nah, that was "someguy."  And I don't think he was a troll (which to my understanding means a liberal posing as a conservative), he was just an asshole (sort of like me, actually).

And if we're talking about Gamera movies, there's none better than 312 GAMERA VS. GUIRON.  "Hello?" "Thank you!"

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:35 PM (NjYDy)

1955 Anyone know if there were any shenanigans going on in some of these outstanding precincts?

You know, the typical hold the polls open for 3 extra hours because some poll worker dropped a pencil that caused someone to be held up for 15 seconds so some judge said everyone in that precinct gets 3 extra hours.

Posted by: MrCaniac hating my new hash at April 05, 2011 10:35 PM (eKuOw)

1956 "punching down" hahaha I forgot about that

Posted by: Gride at April 05, 2011 10:35 PM (7Iqhu)

1957 Millions of dollars, rioting and hundreds of lefty orgs and this race is this close? Sorry left but you've lost no matter what. You lost in the birthplace of Progressivism. This should be a blow out.


Posted by: Lou at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (H71jz)

1958 Was Greg the troll that was all worried about "punching down"?

"someguy" was the punching-down hand-wringer.

Greg posts when things might turn out poorly for conservatives (Nov 2010, what a massacre for cons!) to assure us he's a die-hard right-winger, but things just ain't lookin' good.

And Jeff B drops by on occasion to maintain his certification as Condescending Asswipe, First-Class.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (NnrbK)

1959 Alright, I've hung out to the bitterest of ends, but it's time for some GAMERA as I settle into bed.  G'night all, and gird your loins for one bitch of a recount battle.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (NjYDy)

1960 By the way...... GERG, ONCE AGAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF...
 PS.. I'm sure you already do as no one else will ..... 

Posted by: Donna at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (bdE9c)

1961 can't make up my mind, pass out to: Lone Wolf & Cub (tv series), Seven Samurai, Human Centipede, Legend Of The Fist or Hanzo The Razor: Sword Of Justice

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (Ig1Wo)

1962 This thing just goes on and on like Richard Trumka at the Four Season's All-You-Can-Eat Sunday Brunch.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (oDMwn)

1963 Prosser "I had a rip-roaring victory speech prepared for you. I don't have a speech for an impasse at 1:40 in the morning"

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (th0op)

1964 P.S. Waterhouse -- you can kindly go fuck yourself sideways, lefty troll.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (NjYDy)

1965 Yeah, and don't touch the sponges.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (/v6J+)

1966 The last few precincts must be contested.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (th0op)

1967 And for those who don't know, Waterhouse IS actually a left-wing troll.  Not an actual conservative, just a moby.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (NjYDy)

1968 Prosser: "I'm confident that things will be better in the morning. Very confident. We're optimistic. We expect, later today, to bring good results. But I want to go to bed."

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (th0op)

1969 ""Millions of dollars, rioting and hundreds of lefty orgs and this race is this close? Sorry left but you've lost no matter what. You lost in the birthplace of Progressivism. This should be a blow out.""


Oh but you see, if they squeak by and win, we're gonna hear about how the people spoke. They got their fucking ass handed  to them in november to the tune of 60+ seats to the repubs, but thats because we're stupid, so the "people" in that case don't mean shit.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (gWHrG)

1970 Apparently, our newest initiate into the mysteries of sith is talking to local media in Wisconsin right now.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (oDMwn)

1971 P.S. Waterhouse -- you can kindly go fuck yourself sideways, lefty troll.

Please to maintain your mien of sophisticated condescension, asswipe. It's your only "useful" feature.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:43 PM (NnrbK)

1972 A few minutes earlier:

Kloppenburg says 'AP says it's too close to call.' Thanks supporters, and tells them to get a good night's sleep.

if the Dems thought they could psot a total even 1 higher they would have stayed.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:43 PM (th0op)

1973 2043 im glad you guys are joking about this election, but it's really not funny at all.  Dad made me wear a purple SEIU shirt while he pumped my ass and that's not funny> Posted by: Greg at April 06, 2011 02:29 AM

Did he give you a reach around?

Probably not since he is in SEIU, he probably had to have the steward give you the RA.

Posted by: MrCaniac hating my new hash at April 05, 2011 10:44 PM (eKuOw)

1974 Get a good nights rest mein comeraden.  Tomorrow we take to the streets!

Posted by: Der Kloppenfuhrer at April 05, 2011 10:45 PM (oDMwn)

1975 You know, der Kloppenfuhrer was an excellent dancer...

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (NjYDy)

1976 It's done. Even the local media are calling it a night. The final total must favor Prosser or the Dems would be putting out a victory release for the morning news for sure. On to the recount.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (th0op)

1977

This was the moment when the pushback against Obama/Pelosi/Reed began (Nov 2010).   Now is the time when the line held in WI (April 2011), giving millions of citizens a new hope, a reason to smile.

I'm working up a campaign speech I'd like to hear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 10:48 PM (XBM1t)

1978 was.  she's too much of a dried up husk to do much dancing these days.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 05, 2011 10:48 PM (oDMwn)

1979 Prosser/Rubio 2012?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:49 PM (bAySe)

1980 2073, It wouldn't be just a PR victory. You'd see a whole new definition of 'judicial activism.'  A rebel SC can not only stop almost all initiatives of an executive and a legislature, but can do stuff like requiring the state to spend money it does not have and cannot get. That's how Ohio got its secondary-education funding mandate.

A victory by 200 votes would be a tactically meaningful, we-so-boned victory. And they'd do everything they can think of to take advantage of that.

Posted by: Wrong Side of The Line at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (W5ilH)

1981 As of right now with 100% precincts reporting in Prosser has won by ~1200 votes  http://tinyurl.com/3pwnhcz (Milwaukee Journal Sent. Election Watcher). Prosser has 733,074 votes to Kloppenburg's 732,489. That's a massive number of votes for what was primarily a judicial election (There were a few GOP/Dem primaries as well). Definitely headed to a recount, and as always that means votes may turn up in the back of a trunk somewhere.

If you're in WI consider heading to your local county registrar and ask to watch them count the ballots. They have to let you in by law (Although there are a number of rules you have to follow) & you can check to see if signatures given on election day match to those on record among other things. I've done it myself & its incredibly boring *but* it helps keep the election honest. A lot of the ballot counters are going to be union members so it is paramount we keep them from stealing the election.

Posted by: John L at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (dG2uW)

1982 ""she's too much of a dried up husk to do much dancing these days.""

yeah, she can't walk past a cemetery without people chasing her with shovels.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 10:51 PM (gWHrG)

1983 Oh c'mon. That was Meat Loaf thing was staged. If it wasn't and no one was expecting that then there would have been police called and Meat Loaf would be off the show and probably being gently encouraged by a judge to visit a psychiatrist in exchange for dropped disturbing the peace, assault, and terroristic threat charges. IF it was real Gary Busey would be suing Trump right now for letting a huge psycho get that close to him on his show.

Posted by: cackfinger at April 05, 2011 10:52 PM (HpG1y)

1984 Prosser has 733,074 votes to Kloppenburg's 732,489.



your math is off, that's only 595 votes and not 1200

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:52 PM (Ig1Wo)

1985 Final count AoSHQ 2084 - Hotair 1972. Ace wins 51.3 to 48.7%.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 10:52 PM (th0op)

1986
(if Prosser holds his lead)

Bitch Slapped!

Posted by: possible headline from election night at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (72OLv)

1987 Teh Loaf needs to be in more movies.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (/v6J+)

1988 Teh Loaf needs to be in more movies.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 02:54 AM (/v6J+)


bitchtits kills your career

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 10:55 PM (Ig1Wo)

1989 Recount! Good Lord, in the name of all that's good and holy, please don't make Jeff B. recant!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:55 PM (NnrbK)

1990 I loved the "punching down" guy.  And he was really good at jerking Ace's chain.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:55 PM (McG46)

1991 2089 Final count AoSHQ 2084 - Hotair 1972. Ace wins 51.3 to 48.7%.

Posted by: Rocks at April 06, 2011 02:52 AM (th0op)


headbang.gif

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (bAySe)

1992 Does anybody remember "flenser"? 

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (McG46)

1993

Prosser has 733,074 votes to Kloppenburg's 732,489.

Final count AoSHQ 2084 - Hotair 1972. Ace wins 51.3 to 48.7%.

 

Double Boo-Ya!!!1!!eleventy!1

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (XBM1t)

1994 Looking at the tweet tracker @ NRO, Kloppenburg held a rally not long ago and her young supporters were singing "solidarity forever". Annoying kids make me want to smack them.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (UO6+e)

1995

Final count AoSHQ 2084 - Hotair 1972. Ace wins 51.3 to 48.7%.

Oh, Ace'll still pull some more hits out of his...ummm..."trunk".

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (iYwUw)

1996 My real fear is that even if Prosser wins and Governor Walker passes his reforms there will be a terrible backlash from the American people against the Republicans failure to compromise and sadly we will see President Obama re-elected in 2012 in a landslide that will make Reagan in 84 look like a nail biter.

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (hD0CU)

1997

Oh, Ace'll still pull some more hits out of his...ummm..."trunk".

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 06, 2011 02:58 AM (iYwUw)


he probably lost 20 or so when the comments hiccuped there.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (th0op)

1998 Final count AoSHQ 2084 - Hotair 1972. Ace wins 51.3 to 48.7%.

*feeling even more beta*

If only I added more Meghan McCain to the post...

Posted by: Allah P. at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (72OLv)

1999 Looking at the tweet tracker @ NRO, Kloppenburg held a rally not long ago and her young supporters were singing "solidarity forever". Annoying kids make me want to smack them.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:57 AM (UO6+e)

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: M8B at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (McG46)

2000 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 02:57 AM


I'm actually glad I don't have kids. I was really starting to wonder over the last few years if I made a mistake, but not anymore.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2011 11:02 PM (gWHrG)

2001 If only I added more Meghan McCain to the post...
Posted by: Allah P

To be fair, all of Jeff B.'s posts properly belong to you. That might take a small part of the sting out of Hotair's defeat.

A tiny, inconsequential, condescending part, sure. But a part, nevertheless. Excelsior!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (NnrbK)

2002 "My real fear is that even if Prosser wins and Governor Walker passes his reforms there will be a terrible backlash from the American people against the Republicans failure to compromise and sadly we will see President Obama re-elected in 2012 in a landslide that will make Reagan in 84 look like a nail biter." Hey, Eeyore -- suck it!

Posted by: wankette at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (2NBx8)

2003

Posted by: mudvwatz at April 06, 2011 03:00 AM (hD0CU)

You, sir, spout the nonsensical ravings of the lunatic mind.  Good Day, sir.!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said Good Day!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 11:04 PM (XBM1t)

2004 I'm actually glad I don't have kids. I was really starting to wonder over the last few years if I made a mistake, but not anymore.

Posted by: Berserker at April 06, 2011 03:02 AM (gWHrG)


Take it from a dad. You made a mistake. Not trying to make you feel bad but they are more than worth it.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 11:04 PM (th0op)

2005
your math is off, that's only 595 votes and not 1200
Posted by: The Dude at April 06, 2011 02:52 AM

Your math is off, but your irony is on. It's 585 votes.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 11:06 PM (x+0k+)

2006 To be fair, all of Jeff B.'s posts properly belong to you. That might take a small part of the sting out of Hotair's defeat.

Not gonna be much consolation. Gonna be a long night. (where's a chicken when you need one)

Posted by: Allah P.'s nervous cats at April 05, 2011 11:08 PM (72OLv)

2007 Posted by: mulberry bag at April 06, 2011 03:08 AM (eMkJP)

there's the spammers. Nite all.

Posted by: Rocks at April 05, 2011 11:09 PM (th0op)

2008 Mee too.  Out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 11:11 PM (XBM1t)

2009 2093 Recount! Good Lord, in the name of all that's good and holy, please don't make Jeff B. recant!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2011 02:55 AM (NnrbK)

Why do you have to personalize everything, Waterhead?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)

2010 Jeff B.'s already gone! Pitch your mulberry wares elsewhere, metrosexual spam!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 11:12 PM (NnrbK)

2011 Your math is off, but your irony is on. It's 585 votes.

Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 03:06 AM (x+0k+)


bah, I was never good at math (too busy getting stoned in highschool)

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (Ig1Wo)

2012
bah, I was never good at math (too busy getting stoned in highschool)

Here's an easy rule for these days: always throw in a few more numbers on the side of DOOM.

Posted by: arhooley at April 05, 2011 11:16 PM (x+0k+)

2013 Here's an easy rule for these days: always throw in a few more numbers on the side of DOOM.

Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 03:16 AM (x+0k+)


I'm already a hardcore pessimist, don't know how farther I can go.

not looking forward to school in the morning, starting to hit the freaky shit in paramedic training

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (Ig1Wo)

2014 Why do you have to personalize everything, Waterhead?

"Everything"? Nah, just Jeff B.'s assholish comments. But way to overreact, dumbfuck. No wonder you lost an Empire in the span of a single mewling Jedi's lifetime.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 11:24 PM (NnrbK)

2015 Last i seen Prosser was leading by 171.

Posted by: heshtesh at April 05, 2011 11:30 PM (dufN5)

2016 "Everything"? Nah, just Jeff B.'s assholish comments. But way to overreact, dumbfuck. No wonder you lost an Empire in the span of a single mewling Jedi's lifetime.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2011 03:24 AM (NnrbK)

I just checked with the Honey Badger, and he doesn't give a shit what you think either.

It wouldn't even be worth mocking you if you weren't so OCD about other people.

Have fun with that, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 11:32 PM (bxiXv)

2017 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Hey, how did it feel, losing a galactic Empire to a callow whining brat and some teddy bears, "Dark Lord"?

C'mon, spill the beans.  It's a great human interest story.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 11:35 PM (NnrbK)

2018 Ok, so if it's close Prosser loses and Kloppy wins, we've all got that. The usual D-factor is +2 or 3 percent, but maybe much higher in Wisconsin, sound right? Now my Q is, how much of that DWisconsin (whatever its value, call it +0.05) is baked in to these returns right now, and how much is expected later as they count chad and find ballots in car trunks?

Posted by: Forger at April 05, 2011 11:39 PM (RPPhB)

2019 With 99% of the votes tallied the Republican is only ahead by ~1,000 votes in WI.  Sound familiar? I'm sure there is a car trunk out there with some "uncounted votes".

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2011 12:37 AM (M9Ie6)

2020 how much is expected later as they count chad and find ballots in car trunks?

and lets not forget judges rulings on what their "intent" to vote was....It's amazing how they can look into the mind and determine what the intent was...

Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 12:42 AM (KZLoo)

2021   Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- they have asked police to guard and protect the ballots because |Prossers lead is so narrow.  Ha-Ha-Ha.  Better bring in the National guard for that.

Posted by: timwi at April 06, 2011 01:29 AM (Sxt4Z)

2022 Well, looking at the by county results (and cheap wedding dress spam), it looks like Milwaukee, Dane and Sauk are all holding on to a few precincts just to be sure they are able to report the right numbers.  Absentee ballots still to go as well?

Expect the small lead to evaporate.

3596/3630733,074
50%732,489
50%

474/48695,129
43%125,090
57%

Posted by: ef at April 06, 2011 02:18 AM (c7Pp2)

2023 Too bad we know so many on the left feel it is their duty to God and country their leftist cause, to cheat  and lie and subvert the process.  How can they still hold back some ballots?  And in how many ways can they still doctor the results?

So they need another 500 ... I'm sure they're working on that.

Posted by: bill at April 06, 2011 02:36 AM (D6qOQ)

2024 Prosser has lost all hope as Wisconsin Judge I. Cheetum ruled the 100,000 votes that were found in the trunk of a submerged 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 could be counted. The votes have been determined to be from dead people of Chicago, Ill. whose spirits left Chicago and took up residency in Wisconsin long enough to become Wisconsin spirits. Judge Cheetum said he could not disenfranchise the spirits votes. Of the 100,000 votes, 100,000 voted for Kloppenburg, sweeping the Democrat onto the bench. Union leaders the Media and President Obama, hailed the ruling as a great day for the people of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Case at April 06, 2011 02:42 AM (0K+Kw)

2025 Whatever the final result in this election turns out to be, it should now be apparent that Governor Walker has NOT lost the PR war in Wisconsin.  There were approximately 2.2 million votes cast in the gubernatorial election, approximately 1.5 million last night.  There can't be any serious question that the lefty loons had the intensity factor on their side in this election, so you gotta figure that if the governor had been on the ballot last night, he'd have still won pretty handily if the turnout had approximated the turnout for the gubernatorial election.

Even if Wisconsin has to put up with this lefty hag on the bench, the Republican assembly ought to be able to buck up now and re-pass the frickin' bill, if that's what it takes.

Posted by: Leeotis at April 06, 2011 03:05 AM (mAbf0)

2026 So the precincts yet to report are from counties that went for FruitLoopenberg. Imagine that! Looks like it's Milwaukee's job to pull this one out of the fire for her ...

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 06, 2011 03:08 AM (u8Wrj)

2027 had name malfunction last night.  Used "meredith vieira" once to repond with a joke to someone and then couldn't get rid of the name.  It would look like I was back to me and then post with "meredith vieira"...it was truly maddening.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2011 06:14 AM (k1rwm)

2028 Using an excel spreadsheet, it is easy to calculate the total votes of the remaining precincts. I have found that if the percentages & turnout are comparable, Klop wins by 32 measly votes.

Posted by: M at April 06, 2011 06:15 AM (TPuwN)

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