1 Obama is in fact choosing bankruptcy and Qadaffy.

And endorsing Union violence and their overall shitty behavior. Can't forget that.

2 And so, as I contended before, if he got the GOP nomination, Christie would wipe the floor with the poor man in debates/attack ads/anything else. 

3

That's a good point; Obama is in fact choosing bankruptcy and Qadaffy. Those are the defaults; abstaining from making an alternative decision in fact chooses those.

Well according to that pro obamacare judge, not making a decision still counts as an action, right?

4 He is also choosing to destroy the energy industry in this country,  by doing nothing and allowing the EPA to run things.

5 That's a good point; Obama is in fact choosing bankruptcy and Qadaffy

And golf and brackets. You forgot his most pressing issues of the day.

Do I go with the the iron or the wood?

And Kansas over Ohio State? That's risky!

6 Good. Nearly every choice made by Obama has been inept or criminal in its foundation in crony capitalism, chicago style machine pork ladling. Instead of McCain's preemptive surrender to the oh so historical obama, 2012 nominees need to knock the halo off of Obama's deity costume.

7 Obama went from Senator Present to President Absent.

8 Not deciding is itself a decision.  You'll end up where ever tendency carries you.  And in Barry's case, his tendencies carries you to misery, poverty and death.

The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.

9 #2  I agree.  I think most of the candidates (excepting Huckabee and Newt) could do him damage in a debate,  but Christie would leave nothing but a grease spot on the floor.

I sure would like to see it.

Seriously,  I think he might skip the debates entirely.  All of a sudden he will be busy with negotiating something or working hard on some crisis.  "No time" he will say.

And at that point we should shove his mocking of McCain for suggesting skipping a debate during the money crisis right down his throat.

10 And so, as I contended before, if he got the GOP nomination, Christie would wipe the floor with the poor man in debates/attack ads/anything else. 

Posted by: The Voice of Reason at March 14, 2011 02:28 PM (UpqKo)

Have you noticed that Christie's attitude towards running for President have gone from "Hell to the no" to "I'm not quite ready yet."

I bet he'll go for it if prodded by the right people.

11 I'd imagine Obama is working on his memoirs.

12

@ 2, yeah i'm starting to go all in on Christie. I just don't see any of the 2008 retreads winning in 2012.

Too bad Christie isn't running. I think we may have another Obama term.

13 Obama only leads beer summits.

14 I spend all my time sneaking cigs and fatty foods behind Michele's back. If she catches me she makes me pay up on the landing strip.

You can see why my time for decisions is limited, so all that running the country is on the back burner for now.

15 Did Quadaffy make it into the round of 64?

16

I want nothing to do with Libya, but how hard would it be to send a drone over there and stop one of those air strikes against the rebels?  If it's shot down, oh well.  While they dither over a "no-fly zone" a single air strike could have saved hundreds  of lives and made Quadaffy's loyalists think twice about getting into an airplane.   

Also, did you see the article in the sidebar which mentioned in passing that BHO had "skipped" a meeting on Libya?  No wonder we're doing nothing. 

17 I saw a car today in CT with NY plates....two bumper stickers...
'McCain/Palin' and right next to it a very long one(kinda looked homemade) that said something like,  'So how's that change working out for you?'. 

18 He'll get behind brown man ass.

19 It's funny because the line Obama has most often repeated is: "We must face the challenges of our time."

20 Every time I see "Barone" I keep thinking I'm about to see Patricia Heaton wearing something tight.

Imagine my disappointment ...

21 Zero is the Alfred E. Newman of Presidents.

22 If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice

23 11 I'd imagine Obama is working on his memoirs. Posted by: Soooooothsayah at March 14, 2011 02:33 PM (uFokq) "Reams of My Fodder." No, that's not quite right. How about "Creams on My Frother." Or maybe -- oh, right, let me just line up this putt.

24 Did Quadaffy make it into the round of 64?

Not quite. He has to 'play-in' to get into the first round. He was absent for much of the season! But the first match-up between him and Chavez will be real barn burner!

That's yet another tough call for Barky. He thinks both bring *so much* to the court.

25 I saw an Obama 08 bumpersticker last week.  That's a rare bird nowadays. Young white chick with washed hair.

26 Obama's INDECISION POINTS

27 "Brag LOUDLY and carry no stick."  or  "Talk a lot and let others carry your golf sticks."

28 Time to get Michelle on a few more magazine covers. Some "fashion-forward" boob belts will distract the peons.

29

Zero is the Alfred E. Newman  Bartleby the Scrivner of Presidents.

 

30 New book: Communism for Dummies

31 I saw an Obama 08 bumpersticker last week.

I saw one this morning. In fact I scooted right on in front of her on I-75. Just so she could see my anti-O flair on the backside of my car. And then I slowed down.

Good times, good times.

32 Out, out damned sock.

33

Eff You!  Geez!  Last week, I said "We are slowly tightening the noose around Quaddafi"--that's a real "Tear Down This Wall" moment, you ingrateful mofos. 

 

34 American history books will call these the Autopilot years.

35 Ace: keep pushing Pres<s>id</s>ent Obama. 

36 Uhhhhhhhhh... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... is there an option less definitive than present?

37 Or: President Obama

38 Obama's policy  is to "Do Nothing About Anything" thats what he ran on and thats what he is doing, Nothing.  Except the redistribution of wealth and intelligence, he's darn good at that.

39

Yo!  I told you nutters not to bother me!  I'm trying to fillout my NCAA bracket.  It's not that easy.  There are a lot of teams, and some of them even have the same color uniforms.

March Madness--woohoo!

40 President Obama

41

is there an option less definitive than present?

"I'd rather not."

42 I saw an Obama 08 bumpersticker last week.  That's a rare bird nowadays. Young white chick with washed hair.

I saw one the other day.  I pulled along side of the car, looked over and gave a look of complete incomprehension and bewilderment.

I think that pisses them off more than middle fingers and anger.

43 "Pres^ident" Obama

44 Is he even present? Jawboning about bullies and golfing ... the guy's checked out half the time.

45

In addition to Barky being a total retard who couldn't figure out the solution to anything, he also loves to dither for kicks - just to screw things up some more.  It's often difficult to truly know whether the Indonesian is dithering and indecisive because of his natural inabilities or because he's looking to mess things up.  Generally, this is a distinction without a difference, though.

46 New Book: The Downhill Lie

47

Support for repeal of the national health care law has reached its highest level since May of last year. The number of voters who believe the plan will increase the cost of care has tied its highest level since the lawÂ’s passage last March.

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely Voters shows that 62% favor repeal of the health care law, including 51% who Strongly Favor it. Only 33% of voters oppose repeal, with 24% who are Strongly Opposed.

http://tinyurl.com/33lscbm

48 American history books will call these the Autopilot years.

Well, that's assuming they can shut down all of talk radio and youtube.

Of course youtube is a quick study.....

49 I pulled along side of the car, looked over and gave a look of complete incomprehension and bewilderment.

How would they know the look was in reference to the bumper sticker, though?

50

Or: President Obama

Posted by: BJ at March 14, 2011 02:43 PM (K25Ot)

 

How about just Present Fuckwad.

51

Barry Sotero in:

 

The Silence of The Bams

52 How would they know the look was in reference to the bumper sticker, though?

Because I'm sure they get it all the time.

53 Yes he voted present many times, but not on the Born Alive bill, or the bill that banned any gunstore with a mile of a school. If there is anything that needs to be done, he avoids it. If the policy is totally counterproductive he does that.

54 Oh come on! Those star-studded Hollywood/music industry White House parties don't host themselves!

55 22 If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice

Posted by: some Canadian prog rockers at March 14, 2011 02:37 PM (EDSBe)

Bugger off...HOSER!!

 

56 I think he was emotionally damaged when he was bullied in school. I think that made him hesitant and indecisive. Therefore, it's up to the rest of the world to be gentle and inoffensive toward him. It's the perfect situation for the president of the world's leading nation, wouldn't you agree?

57 Just imagine this imbecile boob idiot as your CEO of a major corporation.  Two months in and the company has to file bankruptcy.  Dear God can we last 2 more years?  I have my doubts.  God Damnit everything pointed to this prior to the 2008 election.  Dumbass press, dumbass voters.

58 In finer bookstores near you:

A I R B A L L

Some Indonesian's gripping memoir of his failed presidency.

59

Present Obama stars in:

Dithering Heights

60 Barack Obama stars as Lenny in

"Of Mice, No Man"

61

How is this not in the sidebar?

62 Why *should* Obama do anything? Everything is going very well for him. -- no critics/complete support from the media -- gas prices are high -- unions are fired up -- the illusion of a recovery is still ongoing -- unemployment is high -- more dependence on govt -- Republicans are impotent -- Big Oil has been neutered -- Big Nuke is ducking for cover -- Radical Muslims are a protected class -- and the Treasury has been pillaged for the benefit of his friends and supporters.

63

I think he was emotionally damaged when he was bullied in school. I think that made him hesitant and indecisive. Therefore, it's up to the rest of the world to be gentle and inoffensive toward him. It's the perfect situation for the president of the world's leading nation, wouldn't you agree?

 

Because everything else he said has been a lie, I am pretty sure that Barry was never bullied, but that he himself was the bully (which is why community organizer was such a good career fit for him).  I think he is hesitant because he is basically lazy and he honestly doesn't care.  He knows that the MFM is in his pocket, and they will let him skate on everything!

64

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 02:46 PM (pLTLS)

Funny, isn't it? In our culture, leftards defend socialism with children. Then they condone, even pay for late term abortions. And then we make a filthy child murderer the subject of a bunch of horror films, then the same leftards that make the movies turn around and make excuses for the child murderere who are now heros in Gaza and probably secret heros to the leftards. Lefty logic, a contradiction in terms, or maybe just a legend.

65 Immigration is the highest priority issue in the agenda of President Obama's next week visit to El Salvador.

66

I'm all for "Empty Suit McDumbo" hiding from the really hard issues at the golf course. At least his lack of leadership leaves us with a roughly 50-50 chance that a good outcome could still result.

But, when he engages on a problem - Jeez, don't those odds shrink considerably. . .

67

 

68 Pause the Future

69 Instead of McCain's preemptive surrender to the oh so historical obama, 2012 nominees need to knock the halo off of Obama's deity costume.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 14, 2011 02:30 PM (QxSug)

This country is supremely fucked if the GOP or someone independent doesn't come out with all the ammunition that this fuckstick has provided over his political career.

I mean, it's fish in a barrel at this point, isn't it?

70 Barack Obama stars in

Dude, Where's My Czar?

71

Barry Sotoero stars in ...

The Year of Living Dangerously

 

Oh, wait.  That's not a parody, but the truth.

72 Completely off topic but something I was thinking about reading Bambi's stupid quote about bullying, I was bullied when I was in elementary school. The other kids said my name and tacked on 'the moron' after it. As if it rhymed (It didn't).

Anyway, that of course hurt my feelings at a young age. 

But if mid-30's LU could go back and talk to seven year old LU, she'd tell her to embrace her inner moron!

Being a moron is a very good thing

73 It's early, but I think I'm going all-in with Herman Cain. He's conservative and he's not a pussy. Win or lose, and we'll probably lose anyway, why not lose with someone like Herman Cain, I say.

74 I spend all my time sneaking cigs and fatty foods behind Michele's back. If she catches me she makes me pay up on the landing strip.

I'm sorry, but I think "My Belle" wears the strap-on in the family.

75 Chest-thumping conservatives seem to forget we're already involved in two wars, wars that have dragged on for years, cost thousands of Americans their lives, attracted terrorists to the 'cause' of driving our soldiers out like flies to honey, put us trillions trillions of dollars in debt because conservatives decided to borrow instead of pay for them (all the time lamenting the hardship we're "putting on our grandchildren"), and stretched the military to their limit.

But, hey, what's another war or two?

76 and ended the "post-partisan" age

Minor quibble:  I don't remember the "post-partisan age" ever beginning in the first place.

77 Do you believe us yet?

78 For Whom the Ball Rolls Of Mousey Men

79 I was bullied when I was in elementary school. The other kids said my name and tacked on 'the moron' after it. As if it rhymed (It didn't).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 02:58 PM (pLTLS)

I would have thought the kids would have enough fun with "laceyunderalls".  I don't see why they had to add "the moron" at the end.

80 everyone be quiet... little JEA is trying to make dookie again push push little JEA!

81

Barack Obama's Golf Ball starring in:

"One who Flew Into The Cukoo's Nest"

82 #64  runningrn,  you are right.

A couple of years ago he bragged about how he wasn't bullied because he was so tall.   So either he lied then,  or he is lying now.

I vote for the fact that he is a natural bully,  and he has always succeeded using those tactics,  whether because of his height while in school,  or because he gravitated to Chicago (where that type of tactic seems to be the norm),  or because of his color (where he used it to cow people who disagreed with him). 

He is continuing to use it with the press and with individuals in his own party.  It was successful with the GOP for about a year,  until people suddenly had had enough.

Now he has called in his union thugs (also bullies) and the college brats,  who behave the same way.  Much as I don't like confrontation,  we are going to have to stand up to them.  The only way you get rid of bullies is if you face them and fight it out.  We will have to do it with Obama as well.

83

I'm sorry, but I think "My Belle" wears the strap-on in the family.

Only when I've been good.

84 An Ameircan Tragedy, The Obama Years

85 I was bullied when I was in elementary school. The other kids said my name and tacked on 'the moron' after it. As if it rhymed (It didn't).

 

Yeah, that's an outage!  You're a moronette not a moron!

86 11
I'd imagine Obama is working on Telling Bill Ayers what he wants written in his memoirs.

Posted by: Soooooothsayah at March 14, 2011 02:33 PM (uFokq)

FTFY

87 Ball-stroking JEA seems to forget that his infant boy-child Man-King has been in charge for two years and is still continuing the War Criminal Bush policies.

88 Obama's personality is  partly due to his likely molestation by Frank Marshall Davis as a teenager.  Davis was  basically a bisexual pervert with a fondness for  underage kids. Obama was kind of pretty for a dude, slender and a bit delicate. Obama's grandpa would take Obama to visit Davis where they would share a drink and tell dirty jokes -- that's in Obama's autobiography. And we know Obama's fondness for high school pot-smoking. So they probably got high together too.

Imagine you have a 15-16 year old daughter. Would you take her to visit a middle-aged pervert who lived nearby? And you later found out the middle-aged dude was giving her alcohol and telling her dirty jokes ... would there be any doubt in your mind what the middle-aged dude was trying to do to your daughter?

This is what happened to Obama. And explains a lot of his personality I think.

89 Posted by: JEA at March 14, 2011 02:59 PM (YNPwP) Wow. That stinks so much of desperation that I nearly passed out.

90 Don't get sucked into the trap. JEA is a stupid fuck and it's goal is to distract you. Do not defend yourselves against idiotic talking points.

91 But if mid-30's LU could go back and talk to seven year old LU, she'd tell her to embrace her inner moron!

AoS HQ:  We're all about the healing.  It's like a big therapy session here.

Only, the group hugs get a little creepy...

92 Barack Obama stars in

Dude, Where's My Czar?

Posted by: runningrn at March 14, 2011 02:57 PM (ihSHD)

 

Or:  "Czar 54, Where Are You"? 

93 Posted by: JEA at March 14, 2011 02:59 PM (YNPwP)

2007 budget deficit < February 2011 deficit

You galactically-stupid, innumerate, mushbrained fuckhole.

94

Imagine you have a 15-16 year old daughter.

Can I imagine she's a bit younger?

95 But JEA, I thought President poo poo pants was going to get us out of those wars. What? He hasn't? Well, ain't that a bitch? Sucks to be you.

96 So who is it exactly that makes energy policy, Obama can seem to toy with the gulf drilling at a whim, could GW have drilled in ANWR? I dont remember that too clearly, but seemed to remember every tom,dick,harry from congress bemoaning the death and destruction resulting from it.

97 Prairie Fire - in Power

98 Actually, by pointing out Barry's just continuing with Bush's policies, he's pointing out that the fucker is really just 'voting present'.

Thanks for playing along, JEA!

99

 "Czar 54, Where Are You"? 

Full of win.  Never seen that one before...

100 President Obama and his most ardent supporters genuinely, truly believe he doesn't have to do anything, he simply has to be his own awesome self, that the force and power of his presence on the world stage will make good things happen: a symbol made flesh. His is our first magical presidency.

101 I think he was emotionally damaged when he was bullied in school his deadbeat bigamist father and muslim choad-addicted whore mother both wanted nothing to do with him.

Posted by: MSM, in Desperation Mode at March 14, 2011 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

There's some troof to power for you.

102 76 Chest-thumping conservatives seem to forget we're already involved in two wars, wars that have dragged on for years, cost thousands of Americans their lives, attracted terrorists to the 'cause' of driving our soldiers out like flies to honey, put us trillions trillions of dollars in debt because conservatives decided to borrow instead of pay for them (all the time lamenting the hardship we're "putting on our grandchildren"), and stretched the military to their limit.

But, hey, what's another war or two?

Posted by: JEA at March 14, 2011 02:59 PM (YNPwP)

Dipshit liberal trolls are incapable of comprehending that just because we want something done on the Libya front doesn't mean we want it to be a full scale war.  Its always an all or nothing with them.

But hey we're the ones that only see things in black and white and never capable of seeing nuance.

103 Profiles in Laziness

104 Volume seventy six of Barack Obama's third heartwrenching memoir of his "Presidency":

 S P U T N I K   M O M E N T

Our man Barky explains how he spent much of 2010 gazing into the night skies, mouth agape, looking for a streak of light.

105 One creepy mf'er isn't he??

Honestly, it looks like Chris Hanson is about to say, "Hey Rory, pull up a seat..."

106 But JEA, I thought President poo poo pants was going to get us out of those wars. What? He hasn't? Well, ain't that a bitch? Sucks to be you.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2011 03:05 PM (OlN4e)

 

Don't forget us, we're still open for business!

107

JEA,

February 2011 deficit exceeds 2007 deficit in total.  The Iraq War has cost about as much as one year of Obama's porkulus. 

I know your feelings tell you otherwise, but there are pills for that.   

108 Paradise Lost

109

Mr. President what is your opinion on the present situation?

"Well, er, there is a possiblilty that maybe, yet not for sure, that we might, yet probably not, commit, but then again,  I'm going to have to step back and think on it a bit more.  I hope that answers your question.  Got a get on the links....see ya!"

110 "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." --Rush

111 Zero is definately going to write a historical document. "The agony of watching Lybia and doing not a fucking thing except to mouth empty words and play golf". Should rival many heroic wrenching wartime essays.

112 we're already involved in two wars, wars that have dragged on for years, cost thousands of Americans their lives, attracted terrorists to the 'cause' of driving our soldiers out like flies to honey

Wow, were you born a clown or did you go to college for that?  THE TERRORIST WERE ATTACKING US, you shitstick.  They have been for quite some time.

113 Chest-thumping liberals seem to forget that they're the ones who are in charge of the country, not us.

The more control they get, the more everything that goes wrong is somebody else's fault.

114 One creepy mf'er isn't he??

Honestly, it looks like Chris Hanson is about to say, "Hey Rory, pull up a seat..."

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 03:09 PM (pLTLS)

It looks like he spent his formative years with his head caught in a vice grip.

115

I think it was a hit 'n run troll.

It ain't coming back. Just sayin'.

116 there's a really, really good book called ' THE TREASON OF THE CLERKS'

it's all about the Left and the many clerks in govt === learn it; live it; love it

117 99 So who is it exactly that makes energy policy, Obama can seem to toy with the gulf drilling at a whim, could GW have drilled in ANWR? I dont remember that too clearly, but seemed to remember every tom,dick,harry from congress bemoaning the death and destruction resulting from it.

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 14, 2011 03:05 PM (FIDMq)

I believe there was an executive and congressional ban on ANWR drilling.  Bush actually did lift the executive ban, but Congress renewed theirs.  I'm sure Obama went and reinstituted the executive ban too.

118

Lukewarmair putting up a post saying analysts are predicting 7.7% unemployment for teh won in Nov. 2012. Uh huh. I believe those numbers. If the participation force in the labor market rises at all those numbers sky rocket.

119 Barack Obama Hates Labia!

120

What policies attracted terrorists into the 1993 WTC attack?  Or was that an inside job by GWB in anticipation of becoming president eight years later?

(or the 1996 Khobar Towers, 1998 African embassies, or 2000 Cole)

121 119

I think it was a hit 'n run troll.

It ain't coming back. Just sayin'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 03:12 PM (pLTLS)

It does seem that the comment turd dropping tactic of John Ryan has spread.  Seems the only trolls that stick around now are the racists and palin steele.

122

It ain't coming back. Just sayin'.

Nah. JEA is always around, reading this right now. It lacks the guts to do anything except drop a dumpling and hide.

123

I think it was a hit 'n run troll.

It ain't coming back. Just sayin'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 03:12 PM (pLTLS)

JEA used to sometimes try and defend some of his less daft pronouncements, but he went' full retard on that emotion-laden verbal upchuck.

124 liberal trolls don't understand that there are actors on the world stage other than mean white Americans. Any time a person in another country acts, it's in response to an american provocation. So, Islam is at war with america because we did something and therefore it's out choice. EVen more insidious is the neo-marxist view that islamic violence is a sign of global immizeration, that their poverty is our fault and therefore they are progressive vanguards to be supported by progressives around the world.

125 okay, article, not 'book'    ==  whatever.  Google it, people.  Read and squirm

126 The Importance of Being Shiftless

127 Oh, and Obama is boring and lazy and it's time for conservatives to attack the portrayal of his divine nature. He's a bag man for corrupt organizations, nothing holy.

128 liberal trolls don't understand that there are actors on the world stage other than mean white Americans.

Liberal outlook is actually the most provincial.

129

Let Me Be Clear and Present

-- BHO

130 JEA   =   Jacksonville Electric Authority

relatively cheap rates --  too bad they're posting Shite here now

131 73 Completely off topic but something I was thinking about reading Bambi's stupid quote about bullying, I was bullied when I was in elementary school. The other kids said my name and tacked on 'the moron' after it. As if it rhymed (It didn't).

Anyway, that of course hurt my feelings at a young age. 

But if mid-30's LU could go back and talk to seven year old LU, she'd tell her to embrace her inner moron!

Being a moron is a very good thing

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 02:58 PM (pLTLS)

Kids are so unoriginal.  I think every kid with your name (popular Irish name, yes?) got that treatment.  I had more than my fair share, seeing how my name is unisex.  Not as bad as Lindsay or Marion, but pretty close.

132

 and the result was a bloated, inefficient bill that quickly galvanized conservative opposition and ended the "post-partisan" age.

Does anyone else read this line and think "Bullshit" like I do?

133 I hate to go out on a limb like this, but Japan? Present!

134 I Don't Care

135 Not as bad as Lindsay or Marion, but pretty close.

Posted by: grognard at March 14, 2011 03:19 PM (NS2Mo)

I take great umbrage with that statement, sir! In some circles, Lindsay is considered to be a very masculine name!

136 Couch Slouch

137

Kids are so unoriginal.  I think every kid with your name (popular Irish name, yes?) got that treatment.  I had more than my fair share, seeing how my name is unisex.  Not as bad as Lindsay or Marion, but pretty close.

Posted by: grognard at March 14, 2011 03:19 PM (NS2Mo)

Well hi there Sue.

138 Liberal outlook is actually the most provincial.

Exactly.  They're always talking about being open-minded towards the "other", yet they are painfully ignorant even about half of their own country.  They don't merely disagree with us; they have no freaking clue about us.

139 Only, the group hugs get a little creepy...
Posted by: sandy burger

Is that a classified document in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

140 I'm So Bored of the U.S.A.

141

 

JEA

 

One war ( terror)  two theatres of operation ,one of which is realitively low intensity now.

142 140

Kids are so unoriginal.  I think every kid with your name (popular Irish name, yes?) got that treatment.  I had more than my fair share, seeing how my name is unisex.  Not as bad as Lindsay or Marion, but pretty close.

Posted by: grognard at March 14, 2011 03:19 PM (NS2Mo)

Well hi there Sue.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 14, 2011 03:23 PM (oVQFe)

Sorry Johnny.  Unisex, not female.

143 Barone!  Cost!  Wait til I catch you after skool.  I'm gonna give you such a pinch, and kick some asses.

144 I had more than my fair share, seeing how my name is unisex.

Ha ha!  I'm totally gonna start making fun of you for that.

Wait, on second thought, never mind.

145 132

Let Me Be A Clear and Present Danger

-- BHO

Posted by: Beagle


FIFY

146

Lukewarmair putting up a post saying analysts are predicting 7.7% unemployment for teh won in Nov. 2012. Uh huh. I believe those numbers. If the participation force in the labor market rises at all those numbers sky rocket.

 

Why?  Because 25% of the Country is in the "Long Term Unemployed" category and fallen off the rolls?

147 Kids made fun of my name too. 

148

Barack Obama stars as himself in
 

"Inglorious Bastard"

149 Sometimes I get the feeling that the outcome of the '08 election was not the best possible scenario for our country.

150

melvin,

I was hinting at that.  You nailed it.  

151 It's pronounced oz-wee-pay.

152 150 Kids made fun of my name too.

Same here, brother.

153

Posted by: Titles for Our Times at March 14, 2011 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

For a second I thought your nic was Tities for Our Times.

154
If America wanted a clerk for the position of President, we would have elected Mr. Drysdale's secretary Jane Hathaway.

155 A "Clerkship Presidency". I kind of like the sound of that. The Democrats are usually the ones with the cute slogans and soundbites.

156 I, for one, welcome our new Chicom overlords. It's Hu? I get that right?

157   I think every kid with your name

uh, it's a fake name. I do believe that Child Protective Services would have been just in removing me from my parents' home if they had really named me 'laceyunderalls'.

158 For a second I thought your nic was Tities for Our Times. Posted by: YIKES! at March 14, 2011 03:32 PM (buXmi) As my gym coach used to say, "Well, we know where your mind is and it isn't here."

159
Making fun of people's names is barbaric and very unkind.

160 Pres**ent Obama needs more time to golf.

161 ""The sense of awe he has cultivated has not been used for any great purpose -- not to forge a bipartisan compromise on the stimulus, not to push through an intelliglble health care plan, not to handle the deficit, not to lead on any of the various foreign policy flareups.""


The problem is maobama didn't cultivate jack fucking shit. He was an empty suit filled by a man-child with delusions of grandeur, and absolutely ZERO accomplishments to speak of. The media and hollywood created a character that don't exist, and wrapped this 3rd world american hating retard in it.

We knew the emperor has no clothes, no surprise he has no balls either.

162

 

Making fun of people's names is barbaric and very unkind.

 

I agree

163

Yup, the latest Ras poll shows The Vapid One™'s approval rating at a fresh low, -22 IRC. I scrolled all the way down to the first poll right after he was immaculated and it was at +20.

Hell, dead cat could beat him in 2012. All it would need to do is start pointing out the record numbers of people on food stamps for the first time, the U-6 unemployment rate of around 16%, record numbers of Americans living below the poverty line (like me), the number of federal judicial rulings he's currently in violation of, the inflation rate, the high cost of gas...

Ack!

164
I am the king of the short track.

165 Yeah. Some clerk.

166 Making fun of people's names is barbaric and very unkind.

Word.

167
I don't know why my name wasn't selected for the new town center.

168
I work at Hooter's full time, and part time doing something else.

169 President Obama ... Hopeless and exChange

170 “I have to say, with big ears and the name that I have, I wasnÂ’t immune. I didnÂ’t emerge unscathed.”

I'm so confused. What name(s) was he going by during his school years prior to college?
He couldn't mean he was teased/bullied for the name "Barry", so does he mean the name that he purposely reverted back to in college, Barack?

171
None of you morons are comedians.  Stop the nonsense and get a job.

172
Oh you people.

173 One wonders if the recent signs of backbone in some American conservatives and a dawning realization that Obama is an empty suit is a sign that the GOP should cancel its planned "Operation: Preemptive Surrender: 2012" Just saying, let's make sure that all the "it's my turn, darn it, who cares if I am basically a democrat" republicans in senate can take a breather this election cycle. The GOP governors is where the fresh blood is.

174 uh, it's a fake name. I do believe that Child Protective Services would have been just in removing me from my parents' home if they had really named me 'laceyunderalls'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 14, 2011 03:34 PM (pLTLS)

I know that.  I'm just guessing as to your real name based on "the moron" tacked onto the end of it.  I knew several girls with a name that was teased that way.

175 Thanks you bastards, that Rush song is in my head now.

176
The GOP governors is where the fresh blood is.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 14, 2011 03:41 PM (QxSug)

Fact.....and indisputable!

177 You people need to grow up.

178
Posted by: Peter Gozinya at March 14, 2011 03:44 PM (OIVx9)

That's so exciting, call me Peter at 1-800-F-Barney

179 yeah, I hear that the kids in Obama's school used to make fun of him for taking all their lunch money and blowing it on horseshit and he'd be all like "what? I saved you from getting fat, and the horseshit salesman is a personal friend."

180 Kids made fun of my name too.

Same here, brother.

Posted by: Richard Head at March 14, 2011 03:31 PM (9hSKh)

 

True story, my husband worked with a man with this name.  His middle name is "Les".  I swear.

181 "sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities."

182

The Fool on the Hill

183 Barack Obama stars in

Dude, Where's My Czar?

Posted by: runningrn at March 14, 2011 02:57 PM (ihSHD)

Dude where's my 9-iron?

184 You know why Odipstick can't lead?  He doesn't know how.  He is not a natural born leader, so he would have to learn, problem being I don't think he had as much as a secretary before he became prez.

He wouldn't even make a statement in the campaign until McCain did, and then he would just criticize.

185 You think your name is bad, just imagine what I had to go through in High School

186 I knew several girls with a name that was teased that way.

It rhymes with a female body part.

187 "Guilty as Sin, Dumb as a Stump"

188 Gipple!

189 I think every kid with your name (popular Irish name, yes?) got that treatment.  I had more than my fair share, seeing how my name is unisex.  Not as bad as Lindsay or Marion, but pretty close.

Posted by: grognard at March 14, 2011 03:19 PM (NS2Mo)

grognard is unisex?

190

...and now it is taking a backseat to the French on Libya.

I am surprisingly okay with this. Let someone else step up for a change. Especially the French, who should provide some laughs if they try anything military.

 

Also, if Toonces should take the backseat in one of those Peugots getting youth-torched outside Paris, that too would be humorous.

191 Lemonjello and Orangello-eighth grade twins.  True story.

192 Oh, just remembered:  Knew a high school student-Sir Master (first and middle names)

193 Democrats want to say that choosing NOT to buy health insurance is a choice and an action, and therefore because you chose NOT to buy it, they can force you to buy it.

Choosing NOT to make a decision as president of the United States is a choice and an action, and it's choosing to keep things the way they are.  If you're not against it, you're for it... and if you sit in the Oval Office doing nothing, then you must like things the way they are.

194

Ace,

I like to believe that barry is voting "not present" or "not presidential".

 

195

Choosing NOT to make a decision as president of the United States is a choice and an action, and it's choosing to keep things the way they are. 

I would put it a little differently.  Not making a decision has consequences.  The consequences occur whether or not the lack of a decision in effect means a particular outcome, or whether it's simply procrastination due to incompetence, disinterest or whatever.

196 Fore More Years!

197 How soon before they change the name of the White House?     (Gee-zus, a guy sure has to tip-toe around that racist crap around here.)