May 27, 2011
— Ace 1. Moderate Content Warning for girl dancing for camera in bra and panties.
2. It's worth it for the non-sexual payoff.
3. Is it fake? It's so set-up, almost like a Benny Hill sketch, who knows, it could be, but I see no advertising angle here, and the girl is not so cute that I'd think she was a model hired by a media company (note the off-putting tattoos), and the reaction strikes me, at first blush, as genuine, and, guessing here, beyond the girl's acting ability.
Check it out, if you want. Dicey for work, so maybe file it away for later. I actually think it's the sort of thing that gets emailed around at work without repercussions but this is a bad, bad economy and you don't want to take a chance just to watch a dumb YouTube video.
Thanks to RD.
Here's a link where you don't have to confirm your age on YouTube, but also note it's the sort of vid where you would generally have to confirm your age. Thanks to Rocks for that.
Oh, and going the opposite direction: Strong Cuteness Overload Warning for Ben's video of mother-cat hugging her baby kitten.
Almost pornographic in its cuteness.
And here's a link I'm suggesting you don't click on. Not a warning, just a suggestion.
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Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2011 10:36 AM (iOz9w)
Posted by: Rocks at May 27, 2011 10:36 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 27, 2011 10:36 AM (jPPat)
Posted by: Totally Hawt Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 27, 2011 10:37 AM (GvYeG)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 27, 2011 10:37 AM (jPPat)
Posted by: T-Paw Diddy Swag at May 27, 2011 10:38 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: Robin at May 27, 2011 10:40 AM (6uXZa)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2011 10:41 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:41 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 27, 2011 02:36 PM (jPPat)
She's also constantly checking her own image in her webcam window on her laptop, adjusting her position and movements, so we're supposed to believe she doesn't see the window behind her?
Moreover, we're supposed to believe that for no apparent reason, the curtain comes undone? Sudden burst of gravity?
Moreover, the guys outside are gardening in her yard. Either they are her Dad and brother, or they're working for her or her family. So they stop working to peep in their daughter/sister/employer/employer's daughter's window?
Staged. By bad amateurs.
Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 10:41 AM (HMdeP)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:42 AM (nj1bB)
I don't get women.
Posted by: Andrew in SD at May 27, 2011 10:42 AM (zRHLL)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 10:43 AM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2011 10:43 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 10:44 AM (AZGON)
I don't get women.
Posted by: Andrew in SD at May 27, 2011 02:42 PM (zRHLL)
If any of us got any women, we would not be wasting away on the intertubes reading AoS.
Posted by: CUS at May 27, 2011 10:44 AM (84pE9)
Question, what are two dudes doing just standing outside some girls window.?
That seems odd.
When the drape was first pulled down, I totally expected it to be her dad seeing what the hell was going on, but the fact that he stands there and watches leads me to believe that that isn't the case, or that the video was shot in West Virginia.
Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 10:44 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2011 10:45 AM (iOz9w)
someone watching and enjoying she freaks out and closes the shades?
Women limit access to their....assets to men they find attractive/alpha/hot, not old ass peeping Toms, unless they are strictly trying to make bank.
Yes, even sluts.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 10:46 AM (dWPyO)
1. because the guy clipping the bushes isn't really clipping the bushes
2. the two guys are terrible actors. They make it SO conspicuous that they're checking her out through a window that they're practically screaming "look at us checking out this chick through the window."
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2011 10:46 AM (uFokq)
I'll add a little bit of retardation to the mix. This is a real headline btw -
Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:48 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:48 AM (nj1bB)
Say what you want of Spaniards, this woman is awesome:
A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday.
Antonio Cosme Velasco Soriano, 69, had been sent to jail for nine years in 1998, but was let out on a three-day pass and returned to his home town of Benejúzar, 30 miles south of Alicante, on the Costa Blanca.
While there, he passed his victim's mother in the street and allegedly taunted her about the attack. He is said to have called out "How's your daughter?", before heading into a crowded bar.
Shortly after, the woman walked into the bar, poured a bottle of petrol over Soriano and lit a match. She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out.
Posted by: yinzer at May 27, 2011 10:48 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 10:49 AM (dWPyO)
I thought the girl's lurch for the curtain was plausibly clumsy and reflexive.
But I do see the merits of Team Fake.
If real, and if the girl was really embarrased by what happened, why would she put it on the internet?
Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (Yh+bY)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Jimi at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (JMsOK)
I thought the girl's lurch for the curtain was plausibly clumsy and reflexive
Same, that is why I lean real. The payoff at the end.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (dWPyO)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:50 AM (nj1bB)
Check out bearded guy's reaction when she "sees" him. I haven't seen that much ham since ... I'm no good at these kinds of jokes. But that is hammy, my friend.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 27, 2011 10:51 AM (jPPat)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 10:51 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Special Ed Schultze at May 27, 2011 10:51 AM (2sbz1)
"With a stick horse it's a lot different because you have to do all the work, and I think it's going to be a lot more tiring than with a real horse," said contestant Kylie Felter.
What a great quote.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2011 10:51 AM (iOz9w)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 27, 2011 10:51 AM (qvb/m)
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2011 10:52 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 10:52 AM (AZGON)
It's almost an obvious set up, but, on the other hand, with so many webgirls doing this thing all the time, *it's going to happen,* and it *will* be on video.
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 02:42 PM (nj1bB)
As pointed out. She would see them on the laptop. Her reaction is too long.
Also she turns around to show her butt and doesn't even sort of look towards the window even for second?
The whole thing lasted too long to be real.
Posted by: Rocks at May 27, 2011 10:52 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Vic at May 27, 2011 02:48 PM
Fake boobs and fake video.
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2011 10:52 AM (IN2A4)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 10:53 AM (AZGON)
Goes out live, feller.
Or so I'm told.
ohhh. I'm not familiar with webcams. I like the porn i watch to have some sort of production value. Good lighting, sound, plot, etc.
Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 10:53 AM (wuv1c)
Back to the kitteh vid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2011 10:53 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 02:43 PM (dWPyO)
I believe it said "Zombie: Eat Flesh." Not quite as daring or clever as the Big Johnson t-shirts we had when I was in high school, but whatever.
So they stop working to peep in their daughter/sister/employer/employer's daughter's window?
Let he who has not stopped to watch his sister strip for a webcam cast the first stone. Am I right? Right??
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 27, 2011 10:54 AM (NCw5u)
Posted by: lauren at May 27, 2011 10:54 AM (ibCFU)
Posted by: USA at May 27, 2011 10:54 AM (msep2)
Good lighting, sound, plot, etc
I was with you until you said plot.
The plot just gets in the way.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 10:54 AM (dWPyO)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 10:55 AM (AZGON)
Exactly.
She's watching the making of this video but doesn't see the blanket drop or the guys in the window?
Fake.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2011 10:55 AM (GfhFm)
Posted by: Fartnoise at May 27, 2011 10:55 AM (bCxgV)
Posted by: Totally Hawt Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 27, 2011 10:56 AM (GvYeG)
Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 10:56 AM (wuv1c)
Or maybe not, I guess. Just seems fake to me. She discovers them just before she removes her top (which she never gets around to), which is another fake indicator.
90% sure it's fake.
Posted by: Dustin at May 27, 2011 10:56 AM (Q3nWV)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2011 10:57 AM (BP6Z1)
Or some country bumpkins got together and made this.
If you were going to make this, wouldn't you have a nice room, better lighting, and a chick without tats?
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 27, 2011 10:58 AM (d2qtQ)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 10:58 AM (nj1bB)
Now, in addition to trying to get us fired, Ace is promulgating a conspiracy theory that this video is fake.
Sexy-dancer-er!
Falling-curtain-er!
Posted by: T-Paw Diddy Swag at May 27, 2011 10:58 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2011 10:58 AM (FcR7P)
O/T
Mom Sets Daughters Rapist Nuts on Fire, Crowd Applauds in Court
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 27, 2011 02:56 PM (cwFVA)
Flaming Moes for all child molesters!
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 27, 2011 10:59 AM (136wp)
O/T
Mom Sets Daughters Rapist Nuts on Fire, Crowd Applauds in Court
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 27, 2011 02:56 PM (cwFVA)
Mon Dieu!
Posted by: DSK, ladies' man at May 27, 2011 11:00 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: The DNC at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (AZGON)
anyway, that's pretty much a standard opneing scene for fake gonzo prOn.
Here's probably what happens next:
She goes outside and reams the out. She says, "What the hell, you guys??? Why are you looking in my window?"
And then they say, "I'm sorry, m'am. We're really sorry. We..."
[this is where she steps over their lines]
She interrupts and then hesistates because she's a lousy actor, "I should call the police!"
And then say, "No, please, no! We'll do anything you want."
And she tilts her head sheepishly, "Anything?"
/cue prOn music
Then the next scene she's blowing the bearded guy and the 'landscaper/producer/writer/director is licking her ass from behind.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (pr+up)
Her reaction does look very real. Then again, going 'Oh my God' and running to close the drapes (or tape them back up?) wouldn't be Oscar worthy, to say the least.
And how into her dance was she? She's barely even moving, and all she does is sway left right left right left right left right x 50, then teases twice and runs to the drapes.
Posted by: Dustin at May 27, 2011 11:01 AM (Q3nWV)
Okay, I'm now on Team Fake, and everyone I formerly agreed with five minutes ago on Team Real is a fucking idiot and a delusional True Believer.
lol- ahh that's our ace.
Posted by: jewells45 at May 27, 2011 11:02 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: joncelli at May 27, 2011 11:02 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 27, 2011 11:02 AM (d2qtQ)
Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 11:03 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 11:03 AM (AZGON)
What a great kitten video, thanks. And I generally dislike cats.
Video - fake. At 44 seconds in, when he's clipping the bush, the bush is already perfectly trimmed, he moves the bush a lot but nothing flies off of the bush. And he's going really fast when he's clipping the bush. I'm not a pro, but I'd be taking it slower, examining the bush, see where the bush needed my attention.
Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 27, 2011 11:04 AM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2011 03:01 PM (uFokq)
One thing becomes apparent, you don't spend hours and hours watching classic B&W silent movies, do you?
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2011 11:04 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:04 AM (q1/Wn)
thanks, rd, but now you too can be a prOn witer/producer/director.
Just follow the above template.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2011 11:05 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 11:05 AM (9RFH1)
I'm not a pro, but I'd be taking it slower, examining the bush, see where the bush needed my attention.
Go on...
Posted by: jewells45 at May 27, 2011 11:05 AM (l/N7H)
With you there. Have you ever heard someone say "sure the naked, jiggly girl is cute, but look at those tats"? It's like putting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: pep at May 27, 2011 11:05 AM (A2bOc)
Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 27, 2011 03:04 PM (GKQDR)
This is my first contact with gardening pron.
Posted by: Rocks at May 27, 2011 11:05 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: joncelli at May 27, 2011 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Srsly? THIS is sexy dancing. The webcam chick? Random jiggles, no seduction.
Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 11:06 AM (HMdeP)
Posted by: USA at May 27, 2011 11:06 AM (msep2)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 27, 2011 11:06 AM (d2qtQ)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 11:07 AM (AZGON)
That backyard is probably outside an apartment.
Good thought. And landscapers who see a window open with a half naked chick dancing aren't going to be able to resist for one, and will practically think they are invited to look, given the circumstances.
Again, I'm probably wish casting....
I'm holding on to real like a birther at World Nut Daily though.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 11:07 AM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Bob Saget has a picture of Alex Trebek at May 27, 2011 11:07 AM (F/4zf)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 27, 2011 11:07 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Fartnoise at May 27, 2011 11:08 AM (bCxgV)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at May 27, 2011 11:08 AM (le5qc)
In Spain imprisoned rapists get 3-day passes to patronize bars near the scene of their crime? Sounds legit.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at May 27, 2011 11:08 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden, 2016 Presidential Candidate at May 27, 2011 11:09 AM (mHQ7T)
Speaking of, some RNC gals in the House had a nice little response to her.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 11:11 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Dr. Fritz, Barber, Bartender, and Shaman at May 27, 2011 11:11 AM (AN8d5)
Not that I know anything about this webcam stuff. I'm just guessing.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 03:04 PM (q1/Wn)
That's the thing. If this had any shot of being real it was because she's a pro stripper who people pay to watch. She would be chatting but she would definitely see herself too. The woman does look like a pro stripper but the bar kind, not webcam. The setup doesn't look like your regular stripper webcam though, too far away, and she doesn't strip like a pro. At least not here which makes me think it's all a setup.
Posted by: Rocks at May 27, 2011 11:11 AM (Q1lie)
that close-up of Debbie's box in Debbie Does Dallas
He said "ham," not "tuna."
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 02:55 PM (AZGON)
---
Stop! you're both wrong. The proper gross reference is to "beef curtains." It's kosher, after all.
Posted by: wooga at May 27, 2011 11:11 AM (2p0e3)
I can believe one guy looking in the window, but two? It's only a two-minute video. What are the odds of that?
Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty at May 27, 2011 11:12 AM (Gkhxf)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 11:13 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 27, 2011 03:07 PM (AZGON)
Haha, ok which one of you guys is Randy?
Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 11:13 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2011 11:14 AM (WkuV6)
Yes, wouldn't this change the light level in the room quite a lot?
She's dancing in her underwear, so you'd expect her to be a little apprehensive about that, but she acts like nothing happened. If someone opens a window on a sunny day in my house, it's not hard to notice even if your eyes are closed.
Posted by: Dustin at May 27, 2011 11:15 AM (Q3nWV)
See now this is something I know about. Cause like that skit, I'm a fake.
Posted by: Tim Geithner at May 27, 2011 11:16 AM (A3zgF)
See now this is something I know about. Cause like that skit, I'm a fake.
Posted by: Tim Geithner at May 27, 2011 03:16 PM (A3zgF)
But you are a "man" (or so you claim), so we shouldn't really ask you..
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 27, 2011 11:17 AM (136wp)
Posted by: T-Paw Diddy Swag at May 27, 2011 11:17 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: Joejm65 at May 27, 2011 11:18 AM (BDB5n)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 27, 2011 11:19 AM (+sBB4)
This is why the muslims will never win against us. Those idiots are willing to murder and die for 72 virgins. Any guy I know would do it for just three skanks like this one.
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at May 27, 2011 11:22 AM (LXPet)
Posted by: Joejm65 at May 27, 2011 03:18 PM (BDB5n)
--"Private Eyes" would be an apt song.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2011 11:22 AM (BP6Z1)
I'm thinking about it. There's so many lost opportunities here.
I'm seeing a follow up to your Sex For Money attempt where you try to make the video yourself.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 27, 2011 11:25 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Johnnyreb at May 27, 2011 11:27 AM (NNrYJ)
Posted by: ranger117 formerly known as lurker at May 27, 2011 11:28 AM (TH3Xr)
Posted by: Mikeyboss at May 27, 2011 11:38 AM (IgpkI)
I'm going to go with real. Only because I've seen that sort of thing before. somehow, the girls think they're hot, and idiots watch it on the net. And it's entirely possible for there to be 2 guys in a lawn crew.
And it's possible she didn't know. I was on a business trip a few years ago, walking past the hotel rooms to get to the stairs, and saw a pretty blonde having a lot of fun by herself with a mechanical aide. I watched for about 30 seconds before she managed to look up and realize she left the curtians WIDE open.
the "oh hell" look was quality for sure.
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