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December 20, 2011

Week 15 Picks
— Dave in Texas

The weekly run-down, only 2 more weeks to go.

One bazillion Russkies with Tanks

MuleTrain2016 126
Scott: 123
Aristomenes from da 54301: 123
Country Blumpkins 121
FMG: 119
Roll Tide Roll 119
Purity Republican 119
Lord Nazh 119

Paulus' 6th Army

rd brewer: 116
Russ from Winter set: 113
DrewM 112
Gabe Malor 111
Ben 106
Andy 106
DiT 99

Thanks to Ben and CDR M, who's feeling a little under the weather.

And since this is going around, Bad FedEx Delivery Guy

Like scott up there at 123 would say, if you can't throw it from a 2nd floor window, you packed it wrong.

BONUS: Insider Advantage Iowa Poll puts Perry up over Gingrich by 3. [Viv Lee]

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:27 PM | Comments (67)
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1 Hello

Posted by: Pecos, Perry all the way at December 20, 2011 04:33 PM (2Gb0y)

2 Boo fucking hoo! Some little snobby rich bitch couldn't take the time out of their day to go purchase this tv from a local business that pays state taxes, and instead orders it on-line. If i were a non-unionized fedex independent contractor i would be throwing peoples shit too!

Posted by: nategalesic, stickin' it to da MAN at December 20, 2011 04:33 PM (6GvAC)

3 2 <- actual quote from the Youtube comments

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 20, 2011 04:33 PM (6GvAC)

4 Whoa!
All filled with Christmas Cheer nategalestic?

Posted by: Pecos, Perry all the way at December 20, 2011 04:34 PM (2Gb0y)

5 Thanks for clearing that up. Scared me at first.

Posted by: Pecos, Perry all the way at December 20, 2011 04:35 PM (2Gb0y)

6 Ex-baggage handler for Delta Airlines?

Posted by: Ex-Delta Airlines client at December 20, 2011 04:36 PM (fWcFl)

7 It is a slow night here.

Posted by: Pecos, Perry all the way at December 20, 2011 04:40 PM (2Gb0y)

8 UPS guys are just as bad. I caught ours cutting a whiz next to my garage last week. There was snow on the ground so I'm not sure how he thought it was a good idea even if I weren't home at the time.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 20, 2011 04:42 PM (X5Ftx)

9 Obama is still a SCOAMF.....although he claims to be the 4th greatest president of all time

Posted by: conservative-guy at December 20, 2011 04:44 PM (JOyoT)

10 <- actual quote from the Youtube comments
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo

As others have already noted, laws are great and violence in general is bad, but some people need to be punched in the throat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2011 04:44 PM (a+UDD)

11 obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure

Posted by: deepelemblues at December 20, 2011 04:45 PM (Jov5i)

12 I'm at 109.

Much better than my normal suckfest.

Posted by: Mortis at December 20, 2011 04:46 PM (T/8Sh)

13 Rdbrewer is cheating I think . I have no proof but I am making the claim regardless

Posted by: Ben at December 20, 2011 04:48 PM (FWVPX)

14 My new team of dart throwing crack monkeys are no better the previous crew of drunken coin-flipping lemurs.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 20, 2011 04:52 PM (iVgwk)

15 Mmmm. Fried Lemur.

Posted by: Drunken Lemur-eating Africans at December 20, 2011 04:56 PM (fWcFl)

16 This is why I've always said it was pure genius for Obama's clique to run the Pass This Jobs Bill Now Jobs Bill ads on youtube. You know that "jobs" bill was bunk; I know it; the fucking DEMS know it, and all of us knew it at the time.

But the youtube community ... ah, they don't know it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 20, 2011 04:57 PM (6GvAC)

I caught ours cutting a whiz next to my garage last week.

At least he didn't whiz on your package. You should be thankful.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 04:58 PM (JGYCE)

18 Is there a correlation between how high on the back of her head a woman starts a ponytail and how much of a slut she is?

I think there is.

(except for little girls under 13 they're just "experimenting" or emulating the lastest bubble gum skank on MTV)

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 20, 2011 04:58 PM (xqpQL)

19 I stink at pick 'em, but I'm in the semi-finals in the moron FFL. Woot, woot!

Posted by: Y-not, future curmudgeon at December 20, 2011 05:00 PM (5H6zj)

20 There is something about Kims ass that intrigues me.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:00 PM (JGYCE)

Is there a correlation between how high on the back of her head a woman starts a ponytail and how much of a slut she is?

I think there is.

(except for little girls under 13 they're just "experimenting" or emulating the lastest bubble gum skank on MTV)

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 20, 2011 08:58 PM (xqpQL)

Keep him talking.

Posted by: FBI at December 20, 2011 05:01 PM (XGRGG)

22 14 Rdbrewer is cheating I think . I have no proof but I am making the claim regardless

A woman came up to me after the last debate and told me that rdbrewer injected all of his competitors with Tardasil, then bought the endorsements from Tea Partiers.

Posted by: U.S. Representive Crazy Eyes at December 20, 2011 05:02 PM (5H6zj)

23 There is something about Kims ass that intrigues me.

Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.

Posted by: Clairee Belche at December 20, 2011 05:07 PM (FlJ4W)

24 Y-not, you will never be as good with the socks as undead. That guy is hilarious. (In his own mind).

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:08 PM (JGYCE)

25 I am interested in the article

Posted by: Accounting jobs at December 20, 2011 05:13 PM (6NrSU)

26 There is something about Kims ass that intrigues me. Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 09:00 PM (JGYCE) But would you consider it truly callipygian?

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 20, 2011 05:14 PM (j+Izh)

27 >>25 Y-not, you will never be as good with the socks

Yeah, but I bet I look better in fishnets.

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2011 05:15 PM (5H6zj)

28 But would you consider it truly callipygian?

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 20, 2011 09:14 PM (j+Izh)

If I have to have a dictionary to respond, I find it too much trouble. Hell, I'll look it up. brb.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:17 PM (JGYCE)

29 At least he didn't whiz on your package. You should be thankful. Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 08:58 PM (JGYCE) Nobody whizzes on my package except for me. And that only happens when I'm passed out cold.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 20, 2011 05:17 PM (X5Ftx)

30 Yeah, but I bet I look better in fishnets.

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2011 09:15 PM (5H6zj)

No doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:18 PM (JGYCE)

31 Jessica Alba's is callipygian. KK is fat.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 20, 2011 05:20 PM (hC5jI)

32 The prize money will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: scott at December 20, 2011 05:20 PM (DbybK)

DiT continues to set a bar under which only flounders can limbo.

(I'm trying not to hang ten with a participle)

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 20, 2011 05:21 PM (+xi4Q)

34 If callipygian means shapely, then yes, Kims posteriour is callipygian.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:28 PM (JGYCE)

35 I can see why the obies take two planes to vacation. Have them cooped up with each other for hours on end?? Yikes! Love is a beautiful thing. and they ain't got it.

Posted by: 4th bestest blogger since FDR Lincoln and that other guy at December 20, 2011 05:29 PM (75oyv)

36 35 Shaped by Aprhodite. Alba>Kardashian.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 20, 2011 05:30 PM (hC5jI)

36 I can see why the obies take two planes to vacation. Have them cooped up with each other for hours on end?? Yikes!

They don't appear to be a loveable couple. I think they take separate planes just to stick a finger in the eye of the taxpayers.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:34 PM (JGYCE)

>> DiT continues to set a bar under which only flounders can limbo.

Whither is fled the visionary gleam?

Where is it now, the glory, and the dream?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 20, 2011 05:38 PM (PjVdx)

39 There is something about Kims ass that intrigues me.

I would slam it like a screen door in a submarine.

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2011 05:40 PM (Lpgtj)

40 Buddy Roemer on twitter --

Can somebody please tell me what an "ass hat" is? I'm guessing it's the modern day idiot?

Bless His Heart.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 20, 2011 05:40 PM (FlJ4W)

41 42 Ron Paul's picture is above the definition.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 20, 2011 05:42 PM (hC5jI)

42 Bless His Heart.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 20, 2011 09:40 PM (FlJ4W)

Inflection is key. I can read your mind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 20, 2011 05:44 PM (piMMO)

43 41 There is something about Kims ass that intrigues me.

I would slam it like a screen door in a submarine.

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2011 09:40 PM (Lpgtj)

I usually just lurk in the evening but this got me thinkin.

Posted by: Artruen at December 20, 2011 05:46 PM (fDGF1)

44 I usually just lurk in the evening but this got me thinkin.

LOL! I'm still trying to figure it out!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 20, 2011 05:49 PM (piMMO)

45 If intriguing is white boy slang for ' now has a hole in it like the Grand Canyon' then yes, her ass is intriguing.

Posted by: Reggie Bush at December 20, 2011 05:50 PM (ELPgk)

46 I can't speak for fluffy, but I think that means he is turned off by the Kim.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 05:52 PM (JGYCE)

47 I have the fourth greatest football picks of all time!

Posted by: Barry the Fairy at December 20, 2011 05:52 PM (+kznc)

48 Big asses don't excite me but then again, I'm a white boy.

Posted by: ErikW at December 20, 2011 05:55 PM (S2WS4)

49 I think that means he is turned off by the Kim.

It does not.

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2011 06:00 PM (Lpgtj)

Big asses don't excite me but then again, I'm a white boy.

You know you want it white boy.

Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at December 20, 2011 06:03 PM (+xi4Q)

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2011 10:00 PM (Lpgtj)

Sorry fluffy. I could not watch the video long enough to see a submarine screen door reference.

I accept that I'm wrong again.

Posted by: Ronster at December 20, 2011 06:05 PM (JGYCE)

You know you want it white boy.

Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at December 20, 2011 10:03 PM (+xi4Q)

Nah, I'll embrace my whitey white inner racism and stick with white girls.

Because I'm white.

Posted by: ErikW at December 20, 2011 06:08 PM (S2WS4)

53 Connnnssss, life must suck as you must now realize you have been wrong about absolutely positively everything.

Ron Paul for president.

Fk is it cold

Posted by: Burp at December 20, 2011 06:09 PM (UFGRh)

54
BONUS: Insider Advantage Iowa Poll puts Perry up over Gingrich by 3.

Intrade has Perry down by seven since last week.

Posted by: In Before the Troll Who's in Before the Troll at December 20, 2011 06:09 PM (7+pP9)

55 55 How many people that win Iowa win the nominations and then the presidency? And that's assuming he wins Iowa rich is a long shot. In other words, shut up, idiot.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 20, 2011 06:12 PM (hC5jI)

56 Momentum matters in Iowa. I expect to see something really ugly hit Iowa to try to kill Perry off, and I don't mean from Newt's camp.

Prove me wrong, GOP.

Posted by: Dustin at December 20, 2011 06:12 PM (rQ/Ue)

57 Ron Paul for president.

Posted by: Burp at December 20, 2011 06:15 PM (UFGRh)

58 Connnnssss

Freeedddooommmmm

Ron Paul for president

Fk is it cold?

Posted by: Burp at December 20, 2011 06:17 PM (UFGRh)

Pon Royal followers offer to drink all the ethanol Iowa can produce. Perry campaign offers mixers.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 20, 2011 06:17 PM (+xi4Q)

60 Little ones, we must at some time all learn to take care of ourselves.

Why are you all so GD depressed sounding? Winter solstice?

Posted by: Burp at December 20, 2011 06:26 PM (UFGRh)

Most of the polls at RCP think Ron Paul is going to win Iowa. I hope he wins and it really ticks off the establishment/Romney.Perry's gained in a week, maybe he can pull off second place in two weeks!

Posted by: CarolT at December 20, 2011 06:29 PM (z4WKX)

62
Why are you all so GD depressed sounding? Winter solstice?

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67 So at 109 I get no mention as a lowly commenter. Still better than most of the 6th army.

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