June 08, 2011
Rumor: Weiner To Resign At 7pm?
— Ace Oy.
Now, it's my belief he will play the card, "All this sudden shock of responsibility just stunned me, scared me, I sought out juvenile pleasures because I was, in some way, trying to escape my adult responsibility, if only in a virtual way."
The "Sudden Responsibility Shock Syndrome" defense.
Who knows, might even be true. Guy was trolling recklessly and rampantly for virtual tail.
In just three weeks, guy's been in contact with more ass than a toilet.
Rumor: I've heard rumors, from a guy, from a guy, from a guy before; I thought he was resigning at that press conference. Before that, I'd heard he'd make the announcement to resign on Tuesday (the day after he wound up saying he wouldn't resign).
So rumors are... well, rumors.
So take this with a grain of salt. This man says it's the rumor on Capitol Hill that it's tonight, in an hour.
Now, I've been trying to avoid Weiner, mostly, and return to the previously-popular not-all-dick format, so I haven't noted this, but almost everyone is now calling on Weiner to resign, from former DNC chief Tim Kaine to former girlfriend and erstwhile defender Kristin Powers.
His supporters are angry that he lied to them, telling them, on the phone, that this was all just a "vast right wing conspiracy." He may still have voters, but he's hemorrhaging donors.
I don't think he'll be able to go to rallies or appear on MSNBC anymore. At least, not until he hosts the 10 o'clock MSNBC news show, Weiner Time.
Every five minutes comes someone else demanding he resign.
Of course, he doesn't have to. And he's got a kid to take care of now.
And possibly child support payments.
Again, this is just a rumor. It just seems... inevitable.
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Posted by: Ben Franklin at June 08, 2011 01:29 PM (UqKQV)
Great. Resign, and when you've "found" yourself, run for reelection.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2011 01:30 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 08, 2011 01:32 PM (GBXon)
Yeah, that should be an interesting discussion when his kid hears about what he did from his schoolmates.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: twig at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (w9N0m)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (VidfH)
Posted by: yarrr at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (GkRKz)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: madamex at June 08, 2011 01:33 PM (8fzFY)
This is his handlers attempt to deflect from the situation: "He needs his congressional job, he's going to be a father, he needs the money, he's a good guy."
or something like that
Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2011 01:34 PM (eeGvE)
The plan was for Weiner to become mayor of NYC and then perhaps governor, yes? And Humal was supposed to climb the hack ladder and eventually become a cabinet appointee, yes?
If Weiner resigns, his political career is done. So if that happens she will divorce him and latch herself onto to someone that can help her in her career endeavors.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 08, 2011 01:35 PM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 08, 2011 01:35 PM (+lsX1)
Or...it was a setup and she did this on orders from the DNC.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 08, 2011 01:35 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Dave at June 08, 2011 05:31 PM (Xm1aB)
Hillary.
What, did you really think Chelsea was Bill's?
Posted by: curiosity at June 08, 2011 01:35 PM (c45xH)
Or, maybe I'm too cynical.
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2011 01:36 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: madamex at June 08, 2011 01:36 PM (8fzFY)
That's cynical even for me. Not impossible, mind you, but I think I would rather not live in that world.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2011 01:36 PM (6TB1Z)
Anyway, best wishes for the unborn child. While his or her parents might be cynical, opportunistic jackasses, there is still hope that the kid will get through this alright.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2011 01:36 PM (dVCzH)
Posted by: twig at June 08, 2011 01:37 PM (w9N0m)
Posted by: some kos kid at June 08, 2011 01:37 PM (Klxrr)
Posted by: toby928™ muffing the obscure reference at June 08, 2011 01:37 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Tom at June 08, 2011 01:37 PM (nQR0p)
Guy's seen more ass in a month than a toilet.
A virtual toilet perhaps.
If that shit counts, then I had an awesome orgy last weekend with my hands. We all knew they were dirty tramps.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 08, 2011 01:37 PM (NCw5u)
Posted by: Clownballoon at June 08, 2011 01:38 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 08, 2011 01:38 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: huerfano at June 08, 2011 01:38 PM (An8Cu)
Posted by: The Fetus at June 08, 2011 01:38 PM (AnTyA)
Pffffttt....according to him, he was doing this kind of thing before they even married.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2011 01:39 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at June 08, 2011 01:39 PM (j84s0)
Posted by: beedubya at June 08, 2011 01:39 PM (AnTyA)
WTF? Weiner dated (banged) Kirsten Powers? Damn. Now shes ruined for me. She has been tainted by Weiner.
The Panel will never have its same violent lust anymore. At least I have you Charles...
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 08, 2011 01:39 PM (NCw5u)
Still couldn't be reached for comment.
Posted by: Huma Weiner's Cervix at June 08, 2011 01:40 PM (1sb9C)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 08, 2011 01:40 PM (+lsX1)
Forget Congress or a CNN gig. He should start up an afternoon soap As the Weiner Turns.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 08, 2011 01:40 PM (1yViP)
Either that or an applicator that looks like Jodie Foster's knuckles.
Posted by: Happy Turkey Baster at June 08, 2011 01:40 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2011 01:41 PM (1sb9C)
Does she have the gestation period of a Frilled Shark?
Otherwise, the "her pregnancy made me do it" seems to have a hole in it.
Kirsten Powers just weighed in on him at Hot Air, she dated him briefly. Summary: He's ok on most everything other than the misogynist pig stuff, for which he should resign.
The Democrats see this as an "anchors away" situation. He is pulling them down and they would just as soon see him cut loose and drown already. Leaking of him being a "racist" in one of his prior races...he is getting the full Democrat bites Democrat treatment now.
Posted by: cfbleachers at June 08, 2011 01:41 PM (oxqER)
Posted by: President Obama at June 08, 2011 01:41 PM (l5dj7)
Posted by: Sharon at June 08, 2011 01:41 PM (xdlXv)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 08, 2011 01:41 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Who Knows at June 08, 2011 01:42 PM (1cx/R)
Another Muslim baby!
Let's all celebrate the future little Mohammed or Aisha Weiner!
Posted by: Pecos Bill at June 08, 2011 05:39 PM (j84s0)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 01:42 PM (oVQFe)
Or...it was a setup and she did this on orders from the DNC.
The DNC wants Weiner gone. Harry Reid had a chance to calls from the RNC chairman and Majority Leader Cantor for Weiner's resignation, and his response was that he couldn't defend Weiner. He also said that, if Weiner hypothetically wanted to call him for advice, he would tell him to call somebody else. That reinforces the general reported attitude towards Weiner, that they felt they had the GOP with Mediscare and Weiner has done nothing but distract. So they want him gone.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 08, 2011 01:42 PM (2wfuC)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 08, 2011 01:43 PM (mHQ7T)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
In Judaism it's the religion of the mother.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2011 01:43 PM (X6akg)
WTF? Weiner dated (banged) Kirsten Powers? Damn. Now shes ruined for me. She has been tainted by Weiner.
The Panel will never have its same violent lust anymore. At least I have you Charles...
Posted by: Jollyroger
Say it aint so! where'd you hear that?
Posted by: Justice Achmed at June 08, 2011 01:43 PM (fPOY0)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
No. Not at all.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2011 01:43 PM (1sb9C)
Posted by: KosKids at June 08, 2011 01:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 08, 2011 05:31 PM (UqKQV)
Huma can come to my country, and have many babies!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pres. Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria at June 08, 2011 01:44 PM (UqKQV)
Let me put this in small words so you can understand them...
You're a fucking asshole.
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 01:44 PM (Ccb4c)
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2011 01:44 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:44 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: President Obama at June 08, 2011 05:41 PM (l5dj7)
That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2011 01:45 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 08, 2011 01:45 PM (GBXon)
Still couldn't be reached for comment.
Posted by: Huma Weiner's Cervix
Beware excitable andi. I hear he has a thing for cervii
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 01:45 PM (fPOY0)
sick but i laughed!
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:46 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2011 01:46 PM (UYJ+m)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
In Judaism it's the religion of the mother.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2011 05:43 PM (X6akg)
So we have a religious Paradox!
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 01:46 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: zombie Jerry Lee Lewis at June 08, 2011 01:46 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2011 01:47 PM (FcR7P)
Maybe it's true, but aren't pregnant women supposed to avoid flying, and flying to disease hot spot like Africa should raise a few more skeptical flags. Either this story's a lie, or this woman's unbelievably reckless with her unborn child's life.
I don't want to go all Andrew Sullivan here, but I won't be surprised when the sad news of a miscarriage is announced a few weeks down the road.
Posted by: Schaeffer at June 08, 2011 01:47 PM (ZN0re)
Posted by: Terelle Pryor at June 08, 2011 01:47 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: curiosity at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: curious at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (ruZPj)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 08, 2011 01:48 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Jones at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: joeindc44 at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (QxSug)
Judiasm it's maternal. Not sure about Islam.
This will be a hell of a choice which religion to choose. Glad it isn't mine to make.
Posted by: mpfs at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: twig at June 08, 2011 05:37 PM (w9N0m)
Yep. I'm cynical but that's the way I see it.
If I knew she were pregnant, I'd've leaked it to the NYT on day 2, given where this was going.
We are now in the "So who is this Weiner guy, anyway?" phase of the process in which all of the nasty stuff he's ever done (see a Salon article about his early race baiting h/t iowahawk) is brought out and examined.
This sort of gets that stuff off of the front page.
Of course, he may still have to deal with the underage tweetees...
Posted by: AmishDude at June 08, 2011 01:49 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: ParisParamus at June 08, 2011 01:50 PM (QN76w)
Hey if picking on unborn children makes you a Real Conservative(tm)...count me out.
On the upside, I'm pretty sure it doesn't do any such thing. It makes you an ass.
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 01:50 PM (Ccb4c)
Posted by: Enquiring Mind at June 08, 2011 01:50 PM (cPrUn)
based on what the 'ettes who've seen the picture were saying, I'd suspect it'd is his kid if she DOESN'T get an outie.
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 01:51 PM (fPOY0)
Posted by: maddogg at June 08, 2011 01:51 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: mpfs at June 08, 2011 01:51 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2011 01:51 PM (XmqZJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2011 01:52 PM (1sb9C)
I became pregnant when Bill ran for the second term. After we were convinced of victory, I became un-pregnant for the good of the nation.
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodman Clinton at June 08, 2011 01:52 PM (cwFVA)
...that was ...*sniff*...a sonogram of my precious little baby, you bastards
Posted by: Weiner the weiner at June 08, 2011 01:52 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2011 01:52 PM (ud5dN)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
I thought Judaism was passed down through the mother. I believe this is because of biblical attempts to wipe out the Jews by killing all the men.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 08, 2011 01:53 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: Tickbeard at June 08, 2011 01:53 PM (NjVr8)
Posted by: nmh at June 08, 2011 01:53 PM (PYHRj)
Posted by: MrTea at June 08, 2011 01:53 PM (6yDQy)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
I
thought Judaism was passed down through the mother. I believe this is
because of biblical attempts to wipe out the Jews by killing all the
men.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 08, 2011 05:53 PM (uhAkr)
This is how a kid becomes a unitarian.
Posted by: curious at June 08, 2011 01:53 PM (k1rwm)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
IIRC, Judaism consider the religion of the child to be that of the mother, whereas the Religion of PeaceTM considers it to be the religion of the father.
This is getting interesting, and is gonna make for some spirited family Thanksgiving Day discussions.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2011 01:54 PM (O6wqm)
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 05:50 PM (Ccb4c)
Being a whiny little bitch doesn't make you a RINO, but it's certainly one of the symptoms.
Posted by: curiosity at June 08, 2011 01:54 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: madamex at June 08, 2011 01:54 PM (8fzFY)
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2011 05:36 PM (6TB1Z)
Have you been following this thing? There's cynical and then there's realistic. The guy's a giant piece of shit and I wouldn't put anything past him.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at June 08, 2011 01:55 PM (XthHy)
Breitbart does have that aura of awesomeness around him...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2011 01:55 PM (dVCzH)
Posted by: tcn at June 08, 2011 01:55 PM (QuGK2)
It's an issue , and yes it makes Him look like a bigger jerk.yep
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:55 PM (h+qn8)
Anyone think he isn't still gonna stick it in anything that moves?
It's probably Bill and Hillary's anyway.
Posted by: sifty at June 08, 2011 01:55 PM (2dbd9)
Anyhoo, I don't know how the whole Jewish-Muslim thing works out. Has her family called on a fatwa against him for being a total bastard?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 01:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: toby928™ at June 08, 2011 01:56 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at June 08, 2011 01:56 PM (v3pYe)
like they stone the victim.
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 01:57 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Tom at June 08, 2011 01:57 PM (nQR0p)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2011 01:57 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: EC at June 08, 2011 01:57 PM (f4TZ2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2011 01:57 PM (O6wqm)
This is his handlers attempt to deflect from the situation: "He needs his congressional job, he's going to be a father, he needs the money
No, the reality of it is that you can't resign to spend more time with your family if you don't have a family to begin with.
So, they need him to have a family.
So, presto! Now he has a family to think of.
So he now can go spend more time with them.
Expect resignation tomorrow.
Posted by: someguy at June 08, 2011 01:58 PM (iIQ0a)
like they stone the victim.
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 05:57 PM (h+qn
You're right. I'm surprised her family hasn't stoned her yet for marrying a total dick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 01:58 PM (UOM48)
Your odds of developing a crush on a Beltway type who hasn't been railed by a list of political creeps whose touch stains her forever in your mind are...not good. Starry-eyed young ladies don't go to Washington to not get fucked. It's America's backstage.
While his or her parents might be cynical, opportunistic jackasses, there is still hope that the kid will get through this alright.
No there isn't. I'm the least vile product of a union of ruling-class lefty monsters I know of, and I'm a total asshole. Look at that mean shit I just said!
Posted by: oblig. at June 08, 2011 01:58 PM (xvZW9)
Posted by: Ken Starr at June 08, 2011 01:58 PM (zAZNI)
Posted by: Andy Sullivan at June 08, 2011 01:59 PM (nQR0p)
There has NOT been confirmation from any outlet of this yet, though.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 08, 2011 01:59 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: Weiner Advisory Committee at June 08, 2011 02:00 PM (FcR7P)
(He had a pretty good, long interview with Herman Cain.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:00 PM (UOM48)
Huma is going to be far too busy to take care of her own newborn baby, what with the more important tasks of jetting around the world and assisting Hillary Clinton.
So let her hubby be a stay-at-home dad.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:01 PM (spOLS)
Posted by: maddogg at June 08, 2011 02:01 PM (OlN4e)
These behaviours of Weiner didn't just happen in her "early stages" of pregnancy. I think they've been going on for years, apparently. He himself said he had already discussed his behaviours (of course, not all of them apparently) that he claimed happened before he married her.
She's an idiot as much as he is. She is an aide to Hillary. She let Bill officiate her wedding. And she married a Weiner. I feel no sorrow for these liberals or their children. They blatantly don't give a sh*t about my children. Sure, I hope their children are healthy and safe, but it ain't my fault the parents are what they are. We all have to live with our legacies. . . family and personal. Which should be more motivation for us to take care to think of someone other than ourselves: like future generations of this nation.
Get the hell out of office, Weiner.
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 02:01 PM (SQvIY)
It's an issue , and yes it makes Him look like a bigger jerk.yep
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 05:55 PM (h+qn
Yeah, the pregnancy is NOT going to help him.
This douchebag deserves what he gets.
Posted by: ErikW at June 08, 2011 02:02 PM (UpKbZ)
This is getting interesting, and is gonna make for some spirited family Thanksgiving Day discussions.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Thanksgiving?
I can't wait for Christmas.
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 02:02 PM (fPOY0)
Flippin shame, every time you have these situations the real innocents (the kids) wind up getting shithammered in some way.
As though they must pay for the sin of being born.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2011 02:02 PM (ud5dN)
Porn star Ginger Lee reporting a possible pregnancy, and will confirm or deny after receiving check from Weiner's attorney.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 08, 2011 02:03 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2011 02:03 PM (7mSYS)
Starry-eyed young ladies don't go to Washington to not get fucked. It's America's backstage.
*must figure a way to power in DC*
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 02:03 PM (fPOY0)
I can't wait for Christmas.
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 06:02 PM (fPOY0)
Uh....I'm thinkin' they don't celebrate Christmas.
Posted by: Tami at June 08, 2011 02:03 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 06:01 PM (spOLS)
Oy. What could wrong with that?
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (Ccb4c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: joncelli at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
i hope the baby looks nothing like him
If it does, the nose means it'll have to be a Caesarian delivery.
Posted by: Cicero at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Downfall Hitler's Last Parody at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (H6lGz)
Posted by: Scorned Fury at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (AZFgs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 08, 2011 02:04 PM (k0TKJ)
Uh....I'm thinkin' they don't celebrate Christmas.
Posted by: Tami
THEY migth not, but I can see the kid pulling the ultimate rebellion and converting.
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 02:05 PM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 08, 2011 02:05 PM (seMjh)
Y'know, I actually posted something like "My god what if Huma's pregnant" back around Day Two of Weinergate. Because at the time, I felt sorry for Huma. Now I don't know. Since then, Weiner has revealed just how evil he is, and she did pick him. The poor kid (assuming it exists) is the one to feel for.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:05 PM (spOLS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:04 PM (UOM4
Her odds of having a Downs Syndrome baby are way up too.
Posted by: maddogg at June 08, 2011 02:05 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: A. Weiner at June 08, 2011 02:07 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Donna at June 08, 2011 02:07 PM (bdE9c)
It's good that Weiner is resigning. He was bringing a lot of heat to the family. Big Pussy learned his lesson too.
Posted by: Tony Soprano at June 08, 2011 02:08 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Rielle Hunter at June 08, 2011 02:08 PM (le5qc)
Better for her to have a chance at a successful relationship with a decent man and stepfather for her child than stay in the hell hole she's in now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:08 PM (UOM48)
So let her hubby be a stay-at-home dad.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 06:01 PM (spOLS)
-----------------
Oy. What could wrong with that?
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 06:04 PM
Heh, I didn't realize until you asked. Tony Tony Tony, I just can't take you anywhere.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:08 PM (spOLS)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 08, 2011 02:08 PM (QcFbt)
He better hope MSNBC has an opening.
Posted by: Terelle Pryor at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (8/DeP)
I'm pretty sure
Andy is married with children. and happily
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (UrPTC)
Posted by: D.C. Ward 8 City Council Member Marion Barry at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (m4hn1)
Posted by: The MFM at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Tony "Wanna See My" Weiner at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (QKKT0)
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus knocks Dems' response to Weiner scandal
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 08, 2011 02:09 PM (2wfuC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2011 02:10 PM (TMB3S)
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
If he resigns, I'll be screaming "Weiner is out!?!?!" "Weiner is out?!?!?!"
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2011 02:10 PM (c0A3e)
Oy. What could wrong with that?
Posted by: DrewM. at June 08, 2011 06:04 PM
Heh, I didn't realize until you asked. Tony Tony Tony, I just can't take you anywhere.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 06:08 PM (spOLS)
Being at the office hasn't stopped him in the past.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 08, 2011 02:10 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2011 02:11 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Andrew "Batshit" Sullivan at June 08, 2011 02:11 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Donna at June 08, 2011 02:11 PM (bdE9c)
I don't believe a word that comes out of that fucker's mouth. How the hell do we know this is not just deflection bullshit on his part?
Posted by: Steph at June 08, 2011 02:11 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 08, 2011 02:11 PM (k0TKJ)
The lamp-throwing either has or will be commencing shortly,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2011 02:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2011 02:12 PM (FcR7P)
Weiner called Bill Clinton to apologize?
Apologize to a serial philander?
Absolutely fucking laughable!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 08, 2011 02:12 PM (cwFVA)
Being at the office hasn't stopped him in the past.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 08, 2011 06:10 PM (uhAkr)
Ewwww. Just imagine the congress critter taking over Weiner's office. I'd fumigate the place, re-carpet and upholster before setting a foot inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 08, 2011 02:13 PM (O6wqm)
Posted by: jewishodysseus at June 08, 2011 02:13 PM (IQujk)
A lot of guy are assholes, but only because so many women are idiots.
Posted by: nine coconuts at June 08, 2011 02:14 PM (uz3hs)
Ewwww. Just imagine the congress critter taking over Weiner's office. I'd fumigate the place, re-carpet and upholster before setting a foot inside.
I'm thinking "flamethrower." Why take chances?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2011 02:14 PM (O6wqm)
"Usually, you don't announce a pregnancy in the early stages. Seriously. At 35, her odds of miscarrying are higher than a younger woman. "
Oh, I have no doubt that she is about to miscarry and they will blame that on Andrew Breitbart.
Posted by: someguy at June 08, 2011 02:14 PM (iIQ0a)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 08, 2011 02:14 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 08, 2011 06:13 PM (O6wqm)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: someguy at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (iIQ0a)
Ewwww. Just imagine the congress critter taking over Weiner's office. I'd fumigate the place, re-carpet and upholster before setting a foot inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:12 PM (UOM4
Hell, I might consider tearing out the drywall.
Posted by: ErikW at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (UpKbZ)
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (z30wS)
Posted by: I am Anthony's Weiner at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: Unclear on the Concept at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (lH6z9)
I used to think Kristen Powers had some common sense. But she dated the Weinster? Ugh.
Posted by: kansas at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (VEDZz)
Ace: Again, this is just a rumor. It just seems...inevitabre!
Rep. Weiner: I'm sorry, it's what?
Ace: Inevit...inevitabre.
Rep. Weiner: One more time.
Ace: Inevitabre! You are inevitabrey going to resign! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
Posted by: Tweet Transcript No. 519-A7 at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: wankette at June 08, 2011 02:15 PM (CrYip)
Posted by: Blacksheep
What, like THIS?
Posted by: todler at June 08, 2011 02:16 PM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Tex at June 08, 2011 02:16 PM (DhStW)
Better for her to have a chance at a successful relationship with a decent man and stepfather for her child than stay in the hell hole she's in now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:08 PM
Maybe I'm cold-hearted, but I think Huma doesn't have a lick of sense herself. Why did she marry him? I doubt it was true love. We'll see just how heartbroken she is. Power-lust will control her more than true love, no doubt.
I am still trying to understand how all these women, including Huma, fell prey to this guy. Weiner is written all over his face and conduct. He's a smarm-bucket, and he sent off liar warning alarms in my mind the first time I clamped eyes on him on my TV set. Bill Clinton did the same thing. Do some women just lack that alarm system?
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 02:17 PM (SQvIY)
Posted by: kansas at June 08, 2011 02:17 PM (VEDZz)
Huma's pregnant?
Hmmmm....Hillary, with a turkey baster, in a State Department bathroom. David Crosby likely the donor.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 08, 2011 02:17 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: starboardhelm at June 08, 2011 02:17 PM (ctMcG)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 08, 2011 02:18 PM (bN5ZU)
He seems more like CNN material.
Posted by: toby928™ at June 08, 2011 06:11 PM
Ha, after the way he bamboozled Wolf Blitzer and patronized Dana Bash, forget about CNN.
The only media company he hasn't pwned is CurrentTV.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:18 PM (spOLS)
As my mother said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." Wise woman, my momma
Posted by: Scorned Fury at June 08, 2011 02:18 PM (AZFgs)
Posted by: ranger117 at June 08, 2011 02:18 PM (PwEbV)
Do some women just lack that alarm system? Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 06:17 PM
It must be repeated endlessly: Liberalism is a mental illness.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:19 PM (spOLS)
*where'd Michelle hide my cigs, dammit*
Posted by: Preznit McShizzle at June 08, 2011 02:19 PM (UOM48)
"I mean, he's such a good guy, really......and if I was puking all the time from being knocked up, I wouldn't want him to have deadly sperm backup because I couldn't help relieve the pressure....."
(I'm betting on Baba. Maybe Whoop-ass. Ok, maybe there will be a special appearance by Chrissy "Tingles" Matthews, and he'll say it instead....)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (1Ialr)
Maybe I'm cold-hearted, but I think Huma doesn't have a lick of sense herself. Why did she marry him?
She needed a beard. HRC gave her the OK to marry me, to try and quell the gal-pal rumors. She wasn't real interested in my manhood so I had to spread it around town, so to speak. Virtually. It's all good.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-NY at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (kD8Fh)
Wait... Huma's Pregnant?
ARNOLD!!!!! Weren't you hanging around the White House awhile back for the enviro meeting????
Posted by: Maria Shriver at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (LkBBh)
The only media company he hasn't pwned is CurrentTV.
We've got an open slot that would accomodate Weiner.
Posted by: The Womens Entertainment Network at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:20 PM (m4hn1)
Posted by: nine coconuts at June 08, 2011 02:21 PM (uz3hs)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 08, 2011 02:21 PM (bVB8T)
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 08, 2011 02:21 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: giftogab at June 08, 2011 02:21 PM (SPVfc)
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 08, 2011 02:21 PM (z30wS)
I am still trying to understand how all these women, including Huma, fell prey to this guy.
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 06:17 PM (SQvIY)
Sociopaths are very convincing. Most confidence men fall into this category, and in the love department, they have the ability to snake charm a young ladies knickers down around their knees.
They are incorrigible, untreatable, and a menace to society. Think Bernie Madoff, OJ Simpson, PT Barnum, etc.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 08, 2011 02:23 PM (cwFVA)
Laura Ingraham dating Keef Olberdouche
Ann Coulter dating Bill Maher
Does not compute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:23 PM (UOM48)
>> He may still have voters, but he's hemorrhaging donors.
So he got to live unconstrained by everyone else's rules. But are were still rules, and he's shocked. You'd think he never saw GoodFellas.
>> And he's got a kid to take care of now.
Five years in the House of representatives gets him a nice pension; he's been a member for twelve. As long as he leaves on his own, his kid won't want for blankies or binkies. He's still elite, just not elite-elite, and that's got to burn.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 08, 2011 02:23 PM (Rq1/g)
Imagine having to explain to your kid later in life that you were once a media darling Congressman who got kicked to the curb for shipping pics of your dong around the internet. And your kid's friends have all seen the pics.
And your mom found out she was pregnant with you on the same day your dad told her he was plotting to fly out to Reno to meet with a slut he'd been talking dirty to over the Internet. (The "Internet" was what we called it then, honey. We didn't all have microchips in our brains yet.)
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:23 PM (spOLS)
hahaha love Iowahawk
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 08, 2011 02:23 PM (UrPTC)
Posted by: sifty at June 08, 2011 02:24 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: nickless at June 08, 2011 02:24 PM (MMC8r)
Does not compute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:23 PM
All the people you named are divas.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:24 PM (spOLS)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:25 PM (m4hn1)
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 06:17 PM (SQvIY)
Some women want to be with someone powerful. Before this, that was Weenie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2011 02:26 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: giftogab at June 08, 2011 02:26 PM (SPVfc)
Posted by: Will This Work? Anyone? at June 08, 2011 02:26 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 02:27 PM (UOM48)
Huma's pregnant?
Hmmmm....Hillary, with a turkey baster, in a State Department bathroom. David Crosby likely the donor.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 08, 2011 06:17 PM (xy9wk)
Beat me to it. Turkey baster with unknown ingredients delivered by Hillary...then the strap on.
Posted by: Hedgehog at June 08, 2011 02:27 PM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2011 02:27 PM (XmqZJ)
Hey, is it possible with all that masturbating the Weiner was doing that he was incapable of impregnating his wife? I mean, maybe all these months - years? - of coaxing erections was just to build up his sperm production? I was under the educated impression that men's sperm quality and uh, output, suffers with age. What would be really sad is if we find out they had to get infertility treatments in order to conceive this baby.
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 02:27 PM (SQvIY)
Ann Coulter dating Bill Maher
Does not compute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:23 PM (UOM4
They heard the saying that "Politics make strange bedfellows" and took it as a rule they needed to follow, not a folk saying?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2011 02:27 PM (NtXW4)
What will they say at the hospital? Awwwww Woook at the widdle Weiner.....
The man has no sense of decency obviosuly but if they give the kid his last name they should be slapped. Or start prepaying for counseling sessions now.
Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (LkBBh)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (m4hn1)
Laura Ingraham dating Keef Olberdouche
Ann Coulter dating Bill Maher
Does not compute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:23 PM (UOM4
I don't care how smart, beautiful, or sweet a woman is, they're all capable of being attracted to dirtbags.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (2DD2m)
*DCCC recruiter
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (2wfuC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:27 PM (UOM4
Is Brietbart going to hijack this press conference too?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Mary Matalin at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (wOaLi)
Asking someone to lie for you is a lot to ask in a situation like this. He didn't bother to ask. Asshole factor is through the roof there.
Posted by: Ace Tomato at June 08, 2011 02:28 PM (23p1u)
Not me. These are the people that think everyone else's baby should be aborted.
Posted by: Speller at June 08, 2011 02:29 PM (J74Py)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 08, 2011 02:30 PM (btDMH)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 08, 2011 02:30 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at June 08, 2011 02:30 PM (aibIg)
You have to wonder why they kept the pregnancy quiet, and came out with the news, now. Well, maybe, you don't.
Posted by: Steph at June 08, 2011 02:30 PM (AkdC5)
ha ha
Time to put up some Nick Lowe vids.
Posted by: nine coconuts at June 08, 2011 02:31 PM (uz3hs)
This is all getting rather tragic now.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2011 06:26 PM
He has spoiled what should have been one of the most joyful times of their marriage.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 02:31 PM (spOLS)
I can't say with any certitude whether it's mine or not, but if it is mine, it was just a joke.
Huma was hacked!
Posted by: IE Con at June 08, 2011 02:31 PM (/COcn)
Not me. These are the people that think everyone else's baby should be aborted.
Posted by: Speller at June 08, 2011 06:29 PM (J74Py)
It will be awhile before the kid is reading blogs and twitter.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2011 02:31 PM (z1N6a)
Ace - The "Sudden Responsibility Shock Syndrome" defense. Who knows, might even be true.
Hey, you have to realize that when the media all of a sudden withdraws the Loving Cone of Silence and actually demands that a Dem to take responsibility for his misdeeds, it's quite a fucking shock!
Posted by: sherlock at June 08, 2011 02:32 PM (TQbuA)
15 July 2011
Ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner today confirmed his divorce from wife Huma, and proudly announces his engagement to porn star Ginger Lee. Mr. Weiner is moving to Houston to assist with Ms. Lee's career.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 08, 2011 02:32 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Uterine Investigations Unit at June 08, 2011 02:32 PM (lbo6/)
This is all getting rather tragic now.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2011 06:26 PM
He has spoiled what should have been one of the most joyful times of their marriage.
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 06:31 PM (spOLS)
You mean he spoiled the divorce with a pregnancy?
Posted by: robviously at June 08, 2011 02:33 PM (2DD2m)
Posted by: arhooley at June 08, 2011 06:31 PM (spOLS)
He did that three years ago.
He just got caught now.
They never had a marriage.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2011 02:33 PM (z1N6a)
Yeah, you'd think that "reality" would teack Powers and people like Juan Williams what a bunch of fucks the libs are, but they keep singing along with that fucking choir.
Posted by: IE Con at June 08, 2011 02:33 PM (/COcn)
Posted by: AmericanWoman at June 08, 2011 06:17 PM (SQvIY)
Yes, some do lack that insight. Especially those with self-esteem/Daddy issues who just want to believe that they are worthwhile to someone. That need to feel loved stamps down a lot of what should be clanging alarm bells.
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2011 02:33 PM (bqjJT)
I have zero sympathy. In fact, I'm cackling at her "misfortune."
When I think about all the people that sleazy little fuck has mistreated ... and all the false witness he has borne upon his fellow man ... and the destruction he has had a hand in visiting upon this country's wealth, culture, and basic freedoms ...
Well, fuck her. She knew what she was marrying. And she didn't care. Maybe she thought he'd treat her better than he treats everyone else. Whatever her own personal delusions were about their relationship, there's no way she thought she was marrying a good man.
She deserves what's coming to her. Fucking sleaze. She's no better than he is anyway.
Posted by: Warden at June 08, 2011 02:33 PM (fVIlG)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Uterine Investigations Unit at June 08, 2011 06:32 PM (lbo6/)
Is Huma's baby really Sarah Palins?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2011 02:34 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2011 02:34 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:34 PM (m4hn1)
I don't have a song title for this sort of simple shit.
If someone wrote a book about this it would be considered science fucking fiction.
Everyday.
Posted by: Elvis Costello at June 08, 2011 02:34 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: Tom Brady at June 08, 2011 02:36 PM (le5qc)
Laura Ingraham dating Keef Olberdouche
Ann Coulter dating Bill Maher
Does not compute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 08, 2011 06:23 PM (UOM4
Henry Waxman and Helen Thomas.......it could've happened.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2011 02:36 PM (sqJL0)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 08, 2011 02:36 PM (UciSl)
You mean he spoiled the divorce with a pregnancy?
Posted by: robviously at June 08, 2011 06:33 PM (2DD2m)
You, Sir- Win the Intertubes!
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2011 02:37 PM (1sb9C)
Exclusive: Dem colleagues privately urge Weiner resignation 'to preserve his own dignity'
I think it's waaaayyyyy too late to preserve his dignity...
But, he does need to resign. Now.
Posted by: Scorned Fury at June 08, 2011 02:37 PM (AZFgs)
Ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner today confirmed his divorce from wife Huma, and proudly announces his engagement to porn star Ginger Lee. Mr. Weiner is moving to Houston to assist with Ms. Lee's career.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 08, 2011 06:32 PM (cwFVA)
Hey... does this guy have an AGENT yet??? Call Ms. Lee... we have her number don't we?
I can see it now...
Posted by: Porn Movie Producer at June 08, 2011 02:37 PM (NtXW4)
I call culture naif. The unborn child should be sized for pink beauty pageant dresses, patent-leather shoes, and cute little cowboy hats. "Toddlers and Tiaras" fame awaits.
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 06:34 PM (m4hn1)
Don't forget the boob job and nose job coupons for later. Looking at those two parents, maybe multiple nose jobs.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 08, 2011 02:38 PM (UciSl)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 08, 2011 02:38 PM (btDMH)
The republicans succeeded in driving a very good democrat congressman from office with their false charges, and we should double our efforts to defeat them in '12.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow, PMS-NBC at June 08, 2011 02:39 PM (cwFVA)
It's my understanding that both Coulter and Ingraham dated Dinesh D'Souza. Worse still, Ingraham also dated Bob Torrecelli, and Coulter also dated Bob Guiccione, Jr.
Please don't ask me how I know these things because I simply can't tell you ... I'm like Reality Steve without the scruples ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 08, 2011 02:40 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:40 PM (m4hn1)
Timing of the pregnancy leak? Suspicious, surely.
But I'm thinking that it won't bring about the sympathy that he thinks it will. Makes him look even worse, cyber-cheating on his pregnant wife, and he's too arrogant to realize it.
Either that, or the leak is Huma's revenge for his claim that she knew all about his sexting fetish before they got hitched.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2011 02:41 PM (8rHXV)
Don't both religions, Islam and Judaism, consider that the religion of the father be religion of the child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
In Judaism it's the religion of the mother.
So what if he's Jewish and she's Muslim? What do they do then besides all of the pigs and dogs shit?
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 08, 2011 02:41 PM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Iblis at June 08, 2011 02:41 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Terelle Pryor at June 08, 2011 02:42 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: railwriter at June 08, 2011 02:42 PM (m4hn1)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2011 02:43 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 08, 2011 02:43 PM (btDMH)
Congressman Weiner never had a chance to present the evidence, just like my case against the State of Nevada.
Posted by: OJ Simpson, Still Hunting Nicole's Killer at June 08, 2011 02:43 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 02:44 PM (h+qn8)
And when you read the names, remember they come before Weiner.
Dick
Peter
Johnson
Woody
Names the Weiners can't name their kid:
Roger
Jack(ie)
Pixel
Big John Weiner is right out.
Randy
Posted by: Jack at June 08, 2011 02:44 PM (kCT7A)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 08, 2011 02:44 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 08, 2011 02:45 PM (btDMH)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2011 06:43 PM (7mSYS)
I don't get this reasoning.. He looks Worse to me. before I had thought well maybe they have an open marriage, or a marriage of only convenience and well sex is needed by some people. but this is obviously not true now. He was hookin up while inpregnating His wife.
so having a sexless marriage doesn't apply
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2011 02:46 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 08, 2011 02:46 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: beedubya at June 08, 2011 02:46 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2011 02:47 PM (sqJL0)
This pregnancy is an excuse to bow out.
Also, somebody probably wanted more hush money than Weiner can afford.
Posted by: sifty at June 08, 2011 02:47 PM (2dbd9)
With his silk shirt, exposed hairy chest, big gold medallion, tight white pants, and platform heels and all
Posted by: beedubya at June 08, 2011 02:49 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: someguy at June 08, 2011 02:50 PM (iIQ0a)
Posted by: Ken at June 08, 2011 02:54 PM (3ar4L)
@99: "The thought of a Weiner spawn is too hideous to contemplate."
Another servant of Malebolgia, eh? Little bastard ain't gettin' *my* shroud!
Posted by: Al Simmons at June 08, 2011 02:57 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: nickless at June 08, 2011 02:58 PM (MMC8r)
@100: "gah, Anthony is a soab but the child is innocent of his creepy perversions."
I beg to differ.
Posted by: God from Exodus at June 08, 2011 03:00 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 08, 2011 03:01 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 08, 2011 03:05 PM (AZGON)
This is getting interesting, and is gonna make for some spirited family Thanksgiving Day discussions."
Simple solution: become a self-hating Jew. Suicide bombing guarantees martyrdom, too.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 08, 2011 03:05 PM (xy9wk)
Congressman Weiner never had a chance to present the evidence, just like my case against the State of Nevada.
Posted by: OJ Simpson, Still Hunting Nicole's Killer at June 08, 2011 06:43 PM (cwFVA)
Me Too!
Posted by: Blago at June 08, 2011 03:06 PM (SPVfc)
@185: "Her odds of having a Downs Syndrome baby are way up too."
Given the father, that kid's also gonna have Left, Right, and Up.
/old joke
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 08, 2011 03:12 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: It could happen at June 08, 2011 03:16 PM (78GBS)
What? Distasteful?
No shit.
Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at June 08, 2011 03:19 PM (1c0W9)
So what if he's Jewish and she's Muslim? What do they do then besides all of the pigs and dogs shit?
They do whatever they want, or mix and match customs, or do nothing. A devout Jew would never marry a Muslim, nor vice-versa, so it's unlikely they will be closely following either tradition.
Posted by: JPS at June 08, 2011 03:46 PM (wS6Sf)
Posted by: TexBob at June 08, 2011 03:52 PM (7cXE7)
Posted by: little Ivana Weiner at June 08, 2011 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 08, 2011 06:40 PM (8/DeP)
Wait, why is that a bad thing?
Gives me hope.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2011 04:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tantor at June 08, 2011 04:11 PM (RYbm2)
How the hell did Hillary manage that?
Or has Bill been sneaking into the hen house again?
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 08, 2011 04:17 PM (J4Pnx)
@383: "I hope Weiner never resigns, but stays on the job of being a liberal pinyata we can beat on forever, a symbol of everything wrong with the liberals who think they can run our lives better than we can."
It's not really a bad gig....
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