October 04, 2011
— Open Blogger [Update: Earl Ray Tomblin, the Democrat, won.]
West Virginia held a special gubernatorial election today. The election is being held to fill the remaining 14 months on the term started by Democrat Joe Manchin, who resigned to become a U.S. senator last year.
The current Governor is Democrat Earl Ray Tomblin. His challenger is Republican businessman Bill Maloney. This is Maloney's first run for public office.
The election results can be found here.
The Democrats must be worried because people are getting mysterious calls informing them that their polling stations have changed or are closed.
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Posted by: mama winger at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (R9bQ9)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at October 04, 2011 04:14 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM (ffV1/)
man i'm so desperate i wouldn't mind owning a the gvnrs mansion , how far do we have to float to be sovereign?
Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Bomber at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (w41GQ)
In each case, someone's losing a trailer.
The RightWingWife's father emigrated from WV to CT back in the 1950s and we go back almost every year for a family reunion. So I have to save up all my WV jokes for the year.
Seriously, good folks there. A nice change from the Blue-state Blockheads I'm surrounded with now.
Posted by: RightWingProf at October 04, 2011 04:37 PM (avT4H)
As for this election - meh. I'm calling it for the D. This isn't West Virginia; it's South Pennsylvania. I'm pleased that it is this close though.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (6GvAC)
For a second I confused it with the Clinton Double-Wide Presidential Library:
Heh. I drove by there a couple of months ago. Waved a 20 out the window, but didn't get any attention.
Posted by: Bomber at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (i6RpT)
Barely anyone's reported. We won't get anything useful from the current numbers yet.
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (0F3ej)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (i6RpT)
Ok, I know what the D, R and I are...what's a M and an A?
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (i6RpT)
It's not a question of who he voted for, but how many times.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (i6RpT)
Ok, I know what the D, R and I are...what's a M and an A?
"Mountain" and "American Third Position." Loony WV third parties.
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (0F3ej)
Posted by: mama winger at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (R9bQ9)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: jewells45 teapartyterrorist at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 08:43 PM (0F3ej)
Ah....thanks. I'll probably be sorry I asked this but what are the platforms for the "Mountain" and "American Third Position" parties?
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:46 PM (hIWe1)
Somebody asked who Sheets Byrd voted for...
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 04:47 PM (0F3ej)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:47 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:47 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (i6RpT)
Myrtle Oswald just told her mammy that she voted for the democrat aka klan member.
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (WCm02)
O/T - SCOAMF strikes again -- this time at stay-at-home parents who want a new credit card. Winning friends and influencing peeps.
Obama is a sleeper cell.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (tQHzJ)
Somebody asked who Sheets Byrd voted for...
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 08:47 PM (0F3ej)
Yikes!
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (X6akg)
That's sweet!
Double deck fishing rig with twin outboards and live wells/beer coolers with a climate controlled upper deck.
Livin' large, y'all!
Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (f3c6h)
Posted by: AmishDude at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 04:51 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (oXIVN)
Posted by: Bill Maloney at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 08:52 PM (x3YFz)
But they sure can count fast. All socks must be off.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (X6akg)
Are you kidding? Of course I'm going off-topic.
Richard Serrano of the L.A. Times thinks guns first started walking in 2006. Operation Wide Receiver.
Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (6GvAC)
from Rushbabes link;
well this is typical, the times I have stayed home to stay with the children I've been glared at by other left women , for letting them down.
same with actually giving birth to more than one child.
Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (h+qn8)
The Democrats there out-conservative one another and are typically more socially conservative than the average Northeastern Republican. Not only that, but coal mining's big in WV and naturally the trade unions have their hooks in every miner who votes.
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (0F3ej)
51% reporting, the Dem has 51%. (Rep has 46)
Pretty hard to catch up now. (but I'd like to see it happen anyway)
Posted by: imp at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (UaxA0)
Largesse from DC shouldn't be at play
This is West Virginia we're talking about.
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 08:52 PM (aD5Kx)
10 generations of "wow, my cousin is HOT" are eventually going to catch up to you.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: AmishDude at October 04, 2011 04:54 PM (73tyQ)
i know the unions really don't care as long as a Dem is in office , but?
Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:54 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:54 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 04:55 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 04:55 PM (WCm02)
I call bullshit. Marching orders have gone out to the journalist to muddy up the water.
The LA Times is a fluffer for all things Obama.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 04:55 PM (4CSeG)
I'm afraid it is.
If WV elects a Tea Party governor, which it never will, but anyway, if it does, then the locals no longer have anyone to raise a stink in the press about how their state is being "neglected". If they vote D then they're good eggs, and DC is more favourably inclined toward them.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 04:56 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 04:56 PM (QaKuj)
You have to understand how bred-to-the-bone Democrat WV really is in a lot of ways. Two Democratic Senators since forever, basically. Only one GOP governor in the last fifty years. A bunch of poor union workers. This is one of the ten states that Mike Dukakis won in 1988. Al Gore BARELY lost it in 2000 running on his whole "people vs. the powerful" schtick.
They're safe GOP so long as Barack Obama and his "let's kill the coal industry stone-dead" coalition of green-humping cocksuckers are running the Democratic party, and their CULTURAL home is with conservatives, but economically this is prime Democrat territory and make no mistake: WV's Washington representation has *always* delivered for a state that otherwise doesn't have too much going for it except a shitton of coal. Why do you think Robert Byrd was so beloved? It's because he brought home the bacon.
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 04, 2011 04:56 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 04, 2011 08:52 PM (oXIVN)
Manchin should win an academy award. Remember that early commercial where he shoots the Zerocare bill? A review of his record showed he voted with Obongo and party 100% of the time. This is the same party that's closing coal mines in January. You can't fix stupid when it's determined to vote D no matter what.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 04, 2011 04:56 PM (tQHzJ)
The LA Times is a fluffer for all things Obama.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 08:55 PM (4CSeG)
yeah i knew they'd pull this.
Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 08:53 PM (6GvAC)
I must be naive. I didn't know there were still parties, running in elections, that outright claimed to be a white nationalist party.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM (X6akg)
What, no thread for the Manitoba provincial elections?!
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM (QaKuj)
Doesn't matter one bit. It's ingrained, like the Solid South used to be in days long past. They're voting Democrat, like their daddies voted Democrat, like their daddies voted Democrat, and so on and so forth.
So much so that it was considered a major upheaval when WV went for Bush in 2000 - it was the first time in modern history that WV gave its votes to a non-incumbent Republican.
Posted by: Lou at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM (0F3ej)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 04:58 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 05:00 PM (rZZA3)
I call bullshit. Marching orders have gone out to the journalist to muddy up the water.
The LA Times is a fluffer for all things Obama.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 08:55 PM (4CSeG)
Richard Serrano titled that article, confusing it with an autobiography after a trip to SF.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:01 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bocephus at October 04, 2011 05:01 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 05:01 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 08:58 PM (niZvt)
Banjo, mandatory.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:01 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bocephus at October 04, 2011 09:01 PM (W2tLK)
...and there goes your Monday Night Football gig.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:02 PM (x3YFz)
Kinda like what marriage and tornadoes have in common. In the beginning there is alot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you still lose the house.
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 05:02 PM (FMbng)
But Cletus and his aunt/sister went missing around 7pm last night.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 05:03 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: TEE866 at October 04, 2011 05:03 PM (3BYJ9)
As a result I must regard A3P on the exact same level as the Democrats. A3P happens to be against Jews in the same way that the Democrats happen to be against whites. I have feet in both camps, so I stand to lose - in the form of tangible discrimination against myself - if either one wins.
But if A3P just ditched the antisemitism (which they probably won't, but anyway) I'd be generally for 'em, in the same way I'm for the Libertarians and Republicans. It wouldn't be my ox gored, after all.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 05:04 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 05:04 PM (gTQby)
Kinda like what marriage and tornadoes have in common. In the beginning there is alot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you still lose the house.
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 09:02 PM (FMbng)
never heard that before and I honestly LOLd
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:04 PM (x3YFz)
What are the similarities between a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Kentucky, and a divorce in West Virginia?""
We always told it, "either way somebody loses a trailer".
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 05:06 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 09:04 PM (gTQby)
The Democrat party has always been the party of Tammany Hall.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 04, 2011 05:06 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: JDW at October 04, 2011 05:06 PM (+sjlp)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 04, 2011 05:06 PM (jucos)
Posted by: TEE866 at October 04, 2011 09:03 PM (3BYJ9)
well, nonetheless, your state is NOT on the list of places I wanna be when the zombie apocalypse hits.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:06 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 04, 2011 08:50 PM (tQHzJ)
OMG!! What the fuck???? I sent this link to my husband. He can't believe it. This is ALL ABOUT CONTROL people.. don't think it isn't.
Posted by: jewells45 teapartyterrorist at October 04, 2011 05:07 PM (Z71Vg)
Holy crap. What the hell do they think they're getting from the Democrats anyway?
Hey, people, what you're doing? It's not working.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 04, 2011 05:07 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 04, 2011 05:07 PM (Tb2yA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 08:58 PM (niZvt)
Banjo, mandatory.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:01 PM (x3YFz)
For the record, two middle fingers to the both of you.
Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 05:08 PM (f3c6h)
Posted by: JDW at October 04, 2011 09:06 PM (+sjlp)
wtf? I'll be there shortly.
Posted by: The Tornado at October 04, 2011 05:08 PM (x3YFz)
By the way, can I call them brainwashed?
Posted by: AmishDude at October 04, 2011 05:09 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 08:58 PM (niZvt)
Banjo, mandatory.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:01 PM (x3YFz)
For the record, two middle fingers to the both of you.
Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 09:08 PM (f3c6h)
noted. lol.
Posted by: The Tornado at October 04, 2011 05:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 04, 2011 05:09 PM (oXIVN)
Posted by: TheThinManReturns at October 04, 2011 05:11 PM (/2ODN)
Posted by: Spiker at October 04, 2011 05:12 PM (E8oYF)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 04, 2011 05:12 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: JDW at October 04, 2011 05:12 PM (+sjlp)
That's fine but just remember almost everyone in this state has guns and knows how to use them so it's really not that bad of a place to be if the zombies come.
Logan County went like that because it's where Big Earl Ray is from so it has gotten the most from him for yrs and yes I heard someone the other day call him Big Earl Ray I laughed.
Posted by: TEE866 at October 04, 2011 05:13 PM (3BYJ9)
Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 05:13 PM (MtwBb)
For the record, two middle fingers to the both of you.
Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 09:08 PM (f3c6h)
You seem to be handing a lot of those out lately.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 05:13 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: JDW at October 04, 2011 05:14 PM (+sjlp)
Posted by: Gerg!!!11!! at October 04, 2011 05:15 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 05:15 PM (Z/bu6)
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 09:15
Do people ever say you're no good and crazy as a loon?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 05:17 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: JDW at October 04, 2011 09:14 PM (+sjlp)
I'm confused....ace? Where?
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 05:17 PM (X6akg)
That's fine but just remember almost everyone in this state has guns and knows how to use them so it's really not that bad of a place to be if the zombies come.
Logan County went like that because it's where Big Earl Ray is from so it has gotten the most from him for yrs and yes I heard someone the other day call him Big Earl Ray I laughed.
Posted by: TEE866 at October 04, 2011 09:13 PM (3BYJ9)
I have a good friend from a coal town in WV. I make cousin jokes, he makes sheep jokes, it's all good 
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at October 04, 2011 05:18 PM (ACkhT)
Posted by: Mountain Mamas at October 04, 2011 05:19 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 05:21 PM (WCm02)
wow that sounds familiar...
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:21 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mountain Mamas at October 04, 2011 05:22 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: TheThinManReturns at October 04, 2011 05:22 PM (/2ODN)
Posted by: Robert B. Parker’s Killing the Blues AudioBook at October 04, 2011 05:22 PM (wFpoL)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 09:21 PM (WCm02)
so THAT'S how William "cold cash" Jefferson got elected in LA!
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:22 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 04, 2011 05:23 PM (g9KCn)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 04, 2011 05:24 PM (jucos)
You seem to be handing a lot of those out lately.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 09:13 PM (/ej8I)
Oh quit being silly. I'm doing my thing and you're doing you're thing. Quit acting like you're self importance is something spectacular and try and be humble.
Posted by: ErikW at October 04, 2011 05:24 PM (f3c6h)
Posted by: Doc at October 04, 2011 05:25 PM (vvr5S)
Posted by: at October 04, 2011 09:22 PM (wFpoL)
in a warehouse, somewhere in Mianyang, China, some poor basterd just typed that for $0.09/hour. And that's what the idiots doing the Occupy My Shower are foisting forward as WIN.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:25 PM (x3YFz)
Very weak Republican bench here so it would almost take her to leave the House and run to make this state swing into the R's but really it doesn't matter because Obummer will not win it hell his approval rating is 28% here right now.
tangonine I live in a coal town too all of 300 people here but I've only lived here for 6 yrs and think there isn't a WV joke I haven't heard now,my fav is what do West Virginian's do on Halloween??Pump Kin lol
Posted by: TEE866 at October 04, 2011 05:25 PM (3BYJ9)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 05:26 PM (4CSeG)
I thought WV was pretty conservative.
they are. A WV Democrat is further right than most senate republicans.
They vote R in presidential election, but not in gov or senate elections
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 05:26 PM (tEGzl)
Oh quit being silly. I'm doing my thing and you're doing you're thing. Quit acting like you're self importance is something spectacular and try and be humble.
You have really misread me. I've never thought of myself as spectacular or even important.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 05:28 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 09:26 PM (4CSeG)
my wife and I occasionally, when we're doing stuff together (fixing a drain, working on the tractor, etc) disagree. At which point I say "I'm fuckin' this sheep, you hold the legs!"
She decidedly does not like that saying.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:30 PM (x3YFz)
did you.
Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2011 05:30 PM (7/sDI)
Until they get this "emote-a-vision" thing worked out a lot of us are fucked.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 05:30 PM (4CSeG)
did you.
Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2011 09:30 PM (7/sDI)
Those are Evinrudes and yes I have my eye on them.
Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 05:33 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 09:17 PM (aD5Kx)
no one ever said i was no good.......... but crazy as a loon, i have asked myself that more than people have asked me. i should right a book about it.
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 05:33 PM (Z/bu6)
You'd think she'd thank you for taking some of her workload and subcontracting it out economically.
But nooooooooo!
Mine is the same way. I keep telling her, "Honey, it's not cheating, it's sub-contracting undesirable labor to those who demand less pay and benefits."
Still doesn't get it.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 05:34 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: C. Brewer has no rowdy friends cuz they all settled down into some echo chamber isolated from real l at October 04, 2011 05:34 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 04, 2011 05:36 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: jewells45 teapartyterrorist at October 04, 2011 09:07 PM (Z71Vg)
jewells, did you see the small book I wrote Thusday evening on how to link at the HQ? It was on the tail end of the thread preceding the ONT.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 04, 2011 05:38 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 09:36 PM (4CSeG)
oh... sir. Texas girls. My lord. The trouble they've caused in my life. And I regret none of it (lived in San Antonio for some years). If I could take those years back i would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't you get the idea.
no child support so wouldn't!
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:39 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mountain Mamas at October 04, 2011 09:22 PM (W2tLK)
no but that clear shit with a worm in it almost did in 72 on my my 16'th birthday.........
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 05:39 PM (Z/bu6)
My family was banned from a county in West Virginia "for wild and lewd behavior", and repeatedly busted for moonshining.
I consider it a family honor that they were chased out of that god-forsaken state, but I wonder, for a state in which it is ok to rape an animal, what my family did to get the toss.
Eh well.
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 05:40 PM (gTQby)
Devolving......
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 05:40 PM (WCm02)
My family was banned from a county in West Virginia "for wild and lewd behavior", and repeatedly busted for moonshining.
I consider it a family honor that they were chased out of that god-forsaken state, but I wonder, for a state in which it is ok to rape an animal, what my family did to get the toss.
Eh well.
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 09:40 PM (gTQby)
There should be an annual trophy for that, right there.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:41 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 05:42 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: C. Brewer has no rowdy friends cuz they all settled down into some echo chamber isolated from real l at October 04, 2011 05:44 PM (W2tLK)
Darn. I was looking forward to punching "war between the undead penis" in the junk.
Ah well. maybe next week.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:44 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 09:39 PM (Z/bu6)
Yeah, but what credentials do you have in the buck skinning and trot-line areas do you hold?
Posted by: C. Brewer has no rowdy friends cuz they all settled down into
some echo chamber isolated from real l at October 04, 2011 09:44 PM
(W2tLK)
wtf is a trot?
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:45 PM (x3YFz)
Darn. I was looking forward to punching "war between the undead penis" in the junk.
Ah well. maybe next week.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:44 PM (x3YFz)
Ace doesn't do the ONT and there's been one every night.
And I still can't find whatever video JDW was talking about up thread.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 05:46 PM (X6akg)
Darn. I was looking forward to punching "war between the undead penis" in the junk.
If you want him to show, just mention P****.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 05:46 PM (/ej8I)
Sun News calling for an NDP government in Manitoba.
Kinda similar to WV, the NDP are leftards nationally but middle of the road provincially.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 05:46 PM (QaKuj)
I think it's between a walk and a canter.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 09:47 PM (4CSeG)
well played, sir.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:48 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 09:42 PM (/ej8I)
CA has the bacon-wrapped hot dog. WV has "mountain dew mouth."
Also its nice to live in a state where my kids won't be called n's by a group of people afraid to drink flouride (lest the UFO's piloted by the government can zero in and swoop down, making them fuck someone other than their inebriated sister).
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 05:48 PM (gTQby)
Posted by: Spiker at October 04, 2011 05:49 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: Doc at October 04, 2011 05:50 PM (vvr5S)
Posted by: C. Brewer has no rowdy friends cuz they all settled down into some echo chamber isolated from real l at October 04, 2011 05:51 PM (W2tLK)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at October 04, 2011 05:51 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 09:42 PM (/ej8I)
CA has the bacon-wrapped hot dog. WV has "mountain dew mouth."
Also its nice to live in a state where my kids won't be called n's by a group of people afraid to drink flouride (lest the UFO's piloted by the government can zero in and swoop down, making them fuck someone other than their inebriated sister).
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 09:48 PM (gTQby)
The difference between the hippies in CA and the mountain men in WV is, the mountain men will kill and eat your ass, even with fewer than 10 teeth. So I'd be careful.
'em are boys you don't wanna fuck with.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 09:36 PM (4CSeG)
nope....... one of my first loves was Brenda from Houston, now that girl was crazy as loon, after that i kinda tried to steer clear of Texas Women.
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 05:53 PM (Z/bu6)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:52 PM (x3YFz)
Guns help. Also decades of inbreding make them slower moving. So my bad shot isn't a handicap.
I am aiming for a place inbetween. Texas looks nice. I am sure Texans wouldn't mind a few million Californians coming in...
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 05:54 PM (gTQby)
Also its nice to live in a state where my kids won't be called n's by a group of people afraid to drink flouride (lest the UFO's piloted by the government can zero in and swoop down, making them fuck someone other than their inebriated sister).
That's some crazy thinking by the WVs if it's true. I've never been east of the Mississippi River and don't plan on going. I've been to CA and while they may not be racists many make up for it in stupidity by the way the vote.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 05:58 PM (/ej8I)
Army Officer to Subordinate: Never get too attached to these journalists walking around the war zone, son.
Subordinate: Why not sir?
Army Officer: Just think of them as a bunch of bananas.
Subordinate: Sir?
Army Officer: Born green. Live yellow. And die rotten.
Posted by: David Weigman, Leaning into the bathroom mirror at October 04, 2011 06:08 PM (SYrAh)
Posted by: West Virginian who doesn't fit any of the above mentioned stereotypes at October 04, 2011 06:12 PM (KlLUi)
Posted by: West Virginian who doesn't fit any of the above mentioned stereotypes at October 04, 2011 10:12 PM (KlLUi)
Your state gave us Jay Rockefeller, Joe Manchin, and Robert Byrd.
Your state has given us monstrous liberals non-stop for over 50 years.
Until California went retard in 1992, we gave you Pete Wilson and Ronald Reagan and Hayakawa and Seymour.
Your state hasn't spat out a half-decent senator or Governor in...ever.
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