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May 28, 2011

What a Dick: Anthony's Weiner Becomes Fastest-Rising Member of Congress
— Ace

I honestly didn't know what you guys were talking about when you kept saying "Anthony Weiner." Okay, so he's a real hard-on, so what?

If I only knew. DrewM. just told me. He asked me if I'd like to post on it.

Wood I? Wood I ever!

Subtitled, Joker Pulls Boner of the Year.

I'm about eight hours behind so I'll just direct you to Weasel Zippers, where you don't see the congressional staff, or to Patterico, where you also don't see the overnight poling, or to Big Government, where you do in fact see the legislative briefs.

Make your choice. But choose well. For, as they say, there are some things which may not be unseen.

Oh, oh, oh, right: I'm supposed to also tell you that Weiner claims his Twitter account was "hacked."

And here's when I tell you that when I posted that Busty Lesbian Pron, my computer, fingers, and brain also got "hacked."

Who did it? No idea. I suspect Average Joe.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh No. Oh No. Oh No. DrewM. is just pulling rabbits out of his ass now.

A NYT Q&A with Meghan McCain prints today. Interview happened, obviously, before.

Meghan McCain names her favorite Democrat.

Guess who?

I'm not going to make you read this crap. So I'll just confirm it.

FAVORITE DEMOCRAT: I like Anthony Weiner, the congressman from New York. He has YouTube moments I find entertaining, and heÂ’s married to Huma Abedin, who works for Secretary of State Clinton. I have to tip my hat to him for landing such a hot woman.

Yeah, that marriage is pretty solid. Good call on that one, Mags. Maybe this, more than Sarah Palin, explains your "dating Babylon."

Completely unrelated, but I may ditch my beard. It's itchy and unmanageable.

Other Jokes: I did some different jokes on Twitter. They're in reverse-order, so scan down to "Well I'm late" and read up.

Posted by: Ace at 11:13 AM | Comments (149)
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1 I don't know who this guy is but I endorse him!

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 11:16 AM (ehlWj)

2 Weiner is out? Weiner is out?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 28, 2011 11:17 AM (+sBB4)

3 People, PEOPLE!

Is it really a story when someone you expect to be a lying sleazebag (Cough, Democrat, Cough) is caught acting like a lying sleazebag?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 28, 2011 11:18 AM (fJhBR)

It's for a horror movie ad campaign. "Morningwoood cemetary hides a terrible secret."

You know - Morningwood, where political careers go to die.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 28, 2011 11:18 AM (C0Z3w)

5 Did he say "weiner?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFyWPeou4Gc

Posted by: Buddha at May 28, 2011 11:19 AM (Ehkdx)

6 No way is Weiner's junk even that big. You know that overcompensating d-bag is hung like an ant.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 28, 2011 11:21 AM (oYzxe)

7 Bring back Mamet!

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 28, 2011 11:22 AM (mAm+G)

8 Tweet + weiner = tweener

Posted by: Cherry π at May 28, 2011 11:22 AM (+sBB4)

His name is already Weiner do we change it to Dick Weiner ?

What a dummy, hacked ? Yeah right.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 11:25 AM (+qHxi)

10 There's a future for that young man...in my bed.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 28, 2011 11:25 AM (oYzxe)

11 Zombie John Holmes just emailed him "buy a pump chump"

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka supercabbie!!! at May 28, 2011 11:25 AM (HdV6e)

12 Finally, a member of congress smaller than me!

Posted by: Rep Kucinich at May 28, 2011 11:26 AM (kwNeL)

13 Obviously, nature didn't really intend for him to be a man. With junk that small, might as well get the sex change.

Posted by: BS Inc. at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (88zjO)

14 Hillary's revenge for stealing her girlfriend?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (GfhFm)

15 Mamet will be back, Leo, I just didn't want to step on Drew's post, and now I have to do this one. I'll be there.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (nj1bB)

16 I reawy need to stawt spending mow time in the wocker woom at the congwessionaw gym.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (UciSl)

17 Oh, and can we ban the first moronette that says "I'd hit that" or "bunk"

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka supercabbie!!! at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (HdV6e)

18 See the update. It's precious.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:27 AM (nj1bB)

WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND

Posted by: WEEN at May 28, 2011 11:28 AM (9stzK)

20 Are you sure it's not just a slightly-smaller-than-average cold sore?

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 11:29 AM (dvQqE)

21 This stinks worse than Mags' fat fold cheese.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:29 AM (H+LJc)

22 I far prefer the posts about the ladies. No, honestly. Why is everyone looking at me that way?

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 28, 2011 11:29 AM (nj1bB)

Has no one thought of the obvious title "Anthony Weiner's weiner"?

Do I have to do all the Goddamn work around here?

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 11:29 AM (Y2WVW)

24 Wow, this whole "liberals are pussies" thing seems to be true. Sad little thing. RoboCheney must be laughing his ass off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2011 11:30 AM (seRb5)

25 >>>Has no one thought of the obvious title "Anthony Weiner's weiner"? ummm... well it's in my headline, and I know that people, like Andrew Breitbart, only read the comments, but....

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:31 AM (nj1bB)

And here's when I tell you that when I posted that Busty Lesbian Pron, my computer, fingers, and brain also got "hacked."

The Shannon Tweed pron on my computer isn't mine! Some nefarious hacker, eager to ruin my reputation here, placed it in there totally without my consent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 11:31 AM (UXEKH)

27 Tickle Fight?

Posted by: Eric Massa (D) at May 28, 2011 11:31 AM (9stzK)

28 So, what has he gotten to compensate? A fast car, pit bull, or a stupid looking tatoo?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2011 11:31 AM (seRb5)

29 ...but I thought at least they read headlines, so they knew what the comments would be about...

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:31 AM (nj1bB)

ace at May 28, 2011 03:31 PM (nj1bB)

So I missed a Goddamned apostrophe.

Which you probably snuck into the title AFTER my incisive comment was posted.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 11:33 AM (Y2WVW)

the only thing I like more then giving a Massa-age is getting a Weiner Massage.

God - I miss the Showers at the House Gym.

Posted by: Eric Massa (D) at May 28, 2011 11:33 AM (9stzK)

32 So Meghan McCain likes Weiners?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 11:33 AM (UXEKH)

33 Moral: if you're going to expose yourself, make sure you've got enough to expose.

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 11:34 AM (dvQqE)

34 It's for a horror movie ad campaign. "Morningwoood cemetary hides a terrible secret."

::koff:: Morningside! ::koff::

Posted by: Jebediah Morningside, The Tall Man at May 28, 2011 11:35 AM (UMHX/)

35 No post on this at Hot Air so it must be bullshit. Or Captoon Ed likes to slobber on left wing asses.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:35 AM (H+LJc)

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 03:34 PM (dvQqE)

Ken. Looked.

Well, there are @ 3 Doz. comments...

so that means 8 more of you are gay.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 11:36 AM (9stzK)

37 35: Hot Air usually posts sparingly on weekends.

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 11:36 AM (dvQqE)

38 please stop taking such frequent and personal shots at Hot Air. They're my colleagues, in a way. It's sort of not good form for me to host a site where they get ragged on constantly. Not everyone who disagrees with you is The Devil.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:37 AM (nj1bB)

39 So Meghan McCain likes Weiners?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 03:33 PM (UXEKH)

She likes the way they shrivel up when she gets naked.
Sorta like a kid that likes to burn insects with a magnifying glass.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:37 AM (H+LJc)

40 Battle of the Bulge. Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 11:38 AM (GfhFm)

41 All we need is for Mark Hamill to do his Joker voice and demand everybody stop chortling at the Joker's boner.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at May 28, 2011 11:38 AM (PHxOH)

42
why is Juan Epstein the icon for Weiner's twitter account?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 11:38 AM (ui00r)

43 Actually I didn't look. I gathered from the context. But after you posted that, I did look. It was hilarious. I was wrong; a cold sore would be much bigger.

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 11:39 AM (dvQqE)

44 Sorry Ace.
You're right. If I have a complaint about them I'll post it in their forum.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:39 AM (H+LJc)

'Bring Back Mamet, LLC'

Update: we filed the operating agreement and named Leo as managing member. Speaking of managing members....

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 11:40 AM (QM8jX)

46 What a boring photo. At least take it out and give it googly eyes or something.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 11:40 AM (y/+eD)

47 Besides, Ed Morrissey is a nerd, and I've been known to disagree with him, but overall he's a pretty good blogger. Allahpundit, OTOH, is much less likeable.

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 11:41 AM (dvQqE)

ace at May 28, 2011 03:37 PM (nj1bB)

I'm sortta semi serious here...

You can either have the sort of commenters here who get shout outs from Breitbart.

Or you can get the squeaky clean ones who never cause you grief or problems with HotAir.

I doubt you can square the cube and get both.

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 11:41 AM (Y2WVW)

49
I guess this is just another decision maker who doesn't quite get the whole internet thingy.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:41 AM (H+LJc)

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 03:40 PM (y/+eD)

Top Hat and a Monocle?

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at May 28, 2011 11:42 AM (9stzK)

It's like sexting but different. What is it called if you mess up a DM on twitter and show everyone your uh stuff?

Posted by: laurenW at May 28, 2011 11:43 AM (ibCFU)

52 They're my colleagues, in a way.

Is this site connected to Townhall in some way?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2011 11:43 AM (D6sWr)

53 And to know just how low that attention whore Megs McCain will stoop to draw attention to herself? She did an interview with the New York Times. That rag did a really trashy hit piece on her mother during the presidential campaign. They brought up the most idiotic crap imaginable to paint the woman in a bad light. Crap like, she gives the senator's staff gifts of Arizona plants that die. She lived in Arizona instead of D.C. His staff didn't like her much. I'm no fan of her mother, but you'd think the little twit would have a tiny bit of loyalty to the woman who if nothing else, is keeping her in money, since she has no discernible employment. Bet she ends up in politics. Perfect career for someone who would stab her own mom in the back to get five minutes of attention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2011 11:43 AM (seRb5)

54 46 What a boring photo. At least take it out and give it googly eyes or something.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 03:40 PM (y/+eD)

Crocs!

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 11:43 AM (GfhFm)

55 38 please stop taking such frequent and personal shots at Hot Air. They're my colleagues, in a way. It's sort of not good form for me to host a site where they get ragged on constantly.

Not everyone who disagrees with you is The Devil.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 03:37 PM (nj1bB)

Yes they are, and you sir are the Devil for disagreeing with me!

So apparently shaved Ewok is the look for the summer. I bet its something that you have to stop doing once Labor Day comes around right. Like not wearing white.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 11:44 AM (oVQFe)

56 Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 03:40 PM (y/+eD)

Like the opening scene in The Groove Tube?

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:44 AM (H+LJc)

57 I have done far worse than kill you, I have shown you my Weiner, and I wish to go on showing you my Weiner for all of eterniy.

Posted by: Tutu at May 28, 2011 11:44 AM (O6j1h)

58 Isn't he a newly wed to Clinton's assistant? Why is he sending pix to someother woman? I really thought it would be to a man.

Posted by: laurenW at May 28, 2011 11:44 AM (ibCFU)

59 It's for a horror movie ad campaign. "Morningwoood cemetary hides a terrible secret."

Huh..huhuhuh...hehehe...he said "morningwood"...hehe

Posted by: Beavis *and* Butthead at May 28, 2011 11:45 AM (uehxp)

60 Speaking of beards, I think I'm going to shave mine. It's itchy.

Wait, Huma's not my beard.

/Yes Honey, another night working late with Hillary? Ok.

Sorry, about that. So what the heck are you talking about?

Posted by: Anthoney Weiner at May 28, 2011 11:46 AM (bgcml)

61 So who Bagged the photo before it was corn fielded?
I'm Herby claiming Corn Fielded over Memory Holed.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 11:46 AM (H+LJc)

62 53 And to know just how low that attention whore Megs McCain will stoop to draw attention to herself? She did an interview with the New York Times. That rag did a really trashy hit piece on her mother during the presidential campaign. They brought up the most idiotic crap imaginable to paint the woman in a bad light. Crap like, she gives the senator's staff gifts of Arizona plants that die. She lived in Arizona instead of D.C. His staff didn't like her much.
I'm no fan of her mother, but you'd think the little twit would have a tiny bit of loyalty to the woman who if nothing else, is keeping her in money, since she has no discernible employment.
Bet she ends up in politics. Perfect career for someone who would stab her own mom in the back to get five minutes of attention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2011 03:43 PM (seRb5)

They are the ones that also went and did the hit piece about her daddy after he won the nomination claiming he had an affair with a lobbyist.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 11:47 AM (oVQFe)

63 You folks are so boned! I'm gonna tell that you are being mean to a D and you'll get in trouble!

Posted by: Jesse Lee at May 28, 2011 11:47 AM (6yyVB)

64 "Oh, and can we ban the first moronette that says "I'd hit that" or "bunk"" Oh please, we have our standards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2011 11:48 AM (seRb5)

65 "Like the opening scene in The Groove Tube?" I've never seen that. There's a googly-eyed man-thingy in that movie!?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 11:48 AM (y/+eD)

66 Oh boy! A Twinkie Weiner sandwich!

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at May 28, 2011 11:49 AM (UMHX/)

67 Of Mice and Men. Oh, sorry, wrong genre.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 11:49 AM (GfhFm)

Also, if you're going to call out commenters for hacking on HotAir, could you at least do it in a more red-blooded way?

This... is pretty weak.

They're my colleagues, in a way.

In a way? In a way? In a way, yer probably a homo, since 25% of America is homo.

Could you at least come up with a more vigourous defense?

"Goddamnit, I was proud to watch "Broke Back Mountain" with Allahpundit in a dark movie theatre. Karol was there as well, filling in the 'homo' seat between us, so don't give me any of that gay crap. If anyone was gay it was Karol, not AP, and certainly not me. SO LEAVE AP ALONE!!!"

Look, if he's your friend, just say so. Defending a buddy is cool. Just be upfront about it.

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 11:49 AM (Y2WVW)

69
btw, the South Park ep two weeks ago was stupid.

Apparently Trey and Matt missed all the nasty and destructive protests in Wisconsin a couple of months ago.

The episode featured an imbecilic Tea Party protester who was really angry at the government. But his anger was really caused by his small wang.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 11:49 AM (ui00r)

70 That's not a weiner, that's a prolapsed uterus.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 28, 2011 11:50 AM (FVhEi)

71 BREAKING NEWS:
Rep. Weiner launches re-election campaign, with choice of new official campaign song

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:52 AM (7mSYS)

Anthony showed his little weiner. He shows himself to be a giant human dick everytime he talks.

Barny help ! Hide the Frank !

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 11:52 AM (+qHxi)

73
What's this?

Kenickie is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 11:53 AM (ui00r)

74 She likes the way they shrivel up when she gets naked.
Sorta like a kid that likes to burn insects with a magnifying glass.

It's not her curvaceousness that dooms her, as there are plenty of women that can pull off the bubbly blonde routine without coming off as an idiot, but her ignorance that is such a turn-off.

/As evidenced by her "shout-out" towards that dick, Weiner.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 11:53 AM (UXEKH)

75 What a Dick: Anthony's Weiner Becomes Fastest-~~rising wilting Member of Congress. FTFY~~

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 11:53 AM (kUaEF)

76 Look at the rationale The MFM's Fave Republican puts behind selecting Weiner as her Democrat of choice: he has YouTube videos.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 28, 2011 11:54 AM (YUfdS)

77
she doesn't really like Weiner for his youtube vids.

Meghan likes Weiner because he makes her think of hot dogs.

mmmmmmm, hot dogs

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 11:55 AM (ui00r)

78 Small Soldiers. Darn, wrong thread again.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 11:55 AM (GfhFm)

Ace, check out the lead story over at Doug Ross Journal. A neat photo of a grocery receipt.... interesting items purchased with teh food stamps.

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 11:56 AM (QM8jX)

Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 03:53 PM (ui00r)

So is Buckwheat.

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 11:56 AM (Y2WVW)

81 Anthony Weiner could take some advice from these guys

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:56 AM (7mSYS)

82 When I take Viagra, I get taller.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 11:57 AM (C0Z3w)

83 >>>Look, if he's your friend, just say so. Defending a buddy is cool. Just be upfront about it. I didn't really think I was hiding that. AP is my friend, obviously.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 11:59 AM (nj1bB)

84 I don't know if this is real or hacked...but, it certainly would explain the constantly angry, mad at the world attitude. It also explains why he kept calling the Republicans... "the Imperials".

Posted by: cfbleachers at May 28, 2011 11:59 AM (oxqER)

Anthony's Weiner

How juvenile.

Sniff.

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at May 28, 2011 12:01 PM (C0Z3w)

86
Do I think it's his?
I do not
Can't be his
Kinda silly if you think about it.

Posted by: biscuiteater at May 28, 2011 12:01 PM (juonD)

87 OK all.... here is where the story falls apart... according to Radar on line, Sandra Bernhard claims Ahhhnold hit on her. Pass the roach clip on that one Sandy.

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:02 PM (QM8jX)

88 I wonder if the mere mention of Sarah Palin turns Anthony's weiner into the cocktail variety......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2011 12:03 PM (yQWNf)

91. Posted by: biscuiteater at May 28, 2011 04:01 PM (juonD)

He posted a picture of some other guy's wang? Yeah, that's much less flakey.

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at May 28, 2011 12:04 PM (C0Z3w)

90 Tony Weiner, the Sausage King of ManCountry.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2011 12:04 PM (Z05lF)

91 See? What did I tell you? Hedonism leads to Communism.

Posted by: Ken Ken Ken Ken, Kenly Ken, Ken Ken at May 28, 2011 12:04 PM (UMHX/)

92 Both him posting the picture and the account being hacked are options. Rep. W obviously thinks the world revolves around him and her has an enormous ego, so he could have sent it. The same is the reason for why it could have been hacked. He is incredibly snide towards anyone he doesn't like and he purposely tries to provoke. So while it wouldn't be fair if someone actually did hack his account, I wouldn't feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 12:04 PM (CLYmB)

93 Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 28, 2011 12:05 PM (nj1bB)

94 This guy really needs to change his last name. Savage has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:05 PM (dWPyO)

95 Was he in the pool?

Posted by: George Costanza at May 28, 2011 12:05 PM (GfhFm)

It's not her curvaceousness that dooms her, as there are plenty of women that can pull off the bubbly blonde routine without coming off as an idiot, but her ignorance that is such a turn-off.

Nah... It's not her ignorance that is a turn off. Plenty of hot looking chicks who are dumb.

It's her insistance that she is so damn smart and her insistance that we accept her as such...

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 12:05 PM (Y2WVW)

97 99 This guy really needs to change his last name. Savage has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 04:05 PM (dWPyO)

No, he should change his first name to Savage.

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at May 28, 2011 12:06 PM (C0Z3w)

according to Radar on line, Sandra Bernhard claims Ahhhnold hit on her. Pass the roach clip on that one Sandy.

Actually I believe it. Arnie seems pretty indiscriminate. And by pretty, I mean completely.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:07 PM (dWPyO)

A Wiener exposed

And a media non-plussed

Must be a Libtard

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2011 12:07 PM (Z05lF)

100 Looks more like one of those Vienna Wiener cocktail sausages that come about 15 to the half can.
_{....so to speak}

Posted by: ontherocks at May 28, 2011 12:07 PM (HBqDo)

101

according to Radar on line, Sandra Bernhard claims Ahhhnold hit on her. Pass the roach clip on that one Sandy.

I believe it. Look at Maria Shriver and then tell me he didn't.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2011 12:08 PM (yQWNf)

102 45 'Bring Back Mamet, LLC'

Update: we filed the operating agreement and named Leo as managing member. Speaking of managing members....

But did you file the articles of organization with the State of Confusion?

Is that an oxymoron for the morons?

Am I making any sense? I tend to ramble a bit after a few vodka gimlets . . . .

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 28, 2011 12:10 PM (mAm+G)

103 oh, Larry Merchant, right. I just sockpuppeted as "Larry Sinclair" when I meant 'Larry Merchant." Dang, forgot the name, and someone was using Sinclair yesterday, so I got them mixed up.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 12:10 PM (nj1bB)

104 Oh my God! That bastard posted a picture of Huma's dick!

Posted by: Hillary at May 28, 2011 12:10 PM (VXBR1)

105 91
Do I think it's his?
I do not
Can't be his
Kinda silly if you think about it.

I was kinda thinking along these lines. IF, and that's a big IF, his account was hacked, anybody could post a weiner-pic and unless it was blatantly obvious that it wasn't his, how do we know that it's really Weiner's weiner? Is somebody going to check up on it and how do you do so?

You know what though? Weiner has an enormous ego, as Miss'80sbaby pointed out, so it isn't above him to post it himself and then claim "Oh noes, I was hacked".

/I'm leaning towards the latter explanation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 12:11 PM (bXcE8)

106 I must've seen the wrong picture because it didn't look all that impressive to me. Typical dick really.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:12 PM (RZ8pf)

107

108 45 'Bring Back Mamet, LLC'

Update: we filed the operating agreement and named Leo as managing member. Speaking of managing members....

But did you file the articles of organization with the State of Confusion?

Is that an oxymoron for the morons?

Am I making any sense? I tend to ramble a bit after a few vodka gimlets . . . .

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 28, 2011 04:10 PM (mAm+G)

< Leo, we haven't filed yet.

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:15 PM (QM8jX)

108

ace at May 28, 2011 03:59 PM (nj1bB)

OK, that's cool. I can respect that.

Posted by: ed at May 28, 2011 12:16 PM (Y2WVW)

109 Each Representative is given $1.7 million a year for expenses such as office rentals, supplies, help and so on. Any of that money not spent is returned to the Treasury each year. Some reps return a significant fraction while others blow it all.

I'd like to thank Congressman Weiner for keeping such a small staff on hand.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2011 12:16 PM (bvXGR)

110 /I'm leaning towards the latter explanation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:11 PM (bXcE

< great... now Kratos is leaning forward... like MSNBC.

oh, sorry, he said leaning "towards."

Whew... that was close.

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:17 PM (QM8jX)

111 So he was sending this picture to some woman other than his wife? I mean, that's kind of a weird photo--was he answering her "boxers or briefs" question or something.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:17 PM (RZ8pf)

112 That God the world didn't end cuz this story is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2011 12:19 PM (1fB+3)

113 It appears all the main political insider websites (Politico, The Hill, Roll Call, etc.) are ignoring the story. I'm sure it would be on the front page if he was a Republican.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 12:20 PM (CLYmB)

114 "Teh one that got away" by Anthony's Weiner and Barney's Frank.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:21 PM (+qHxi)

115 Hee hee.

Get this guy a lifetime supply of Enzyte His winkie doesn't even make a bulge in his briefs?

Maybe his account really was highjacked, - by middleschoolers.

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2011 12:22 PM (AN8d5)

116 120 It appears all the main political insider websites (Politico, The Hill, Roll Call, etc.) are ignoring the story. I'm sure it would be on the front page if he was a Republican.

If you're a Republican you have to resign just for taking your shirt off.

Posted by: Chris Lee (R-Nowhere Anymore) at May 28, 2011 12:22 PM (Rq76o)

117 "Weiner Exposed" is just too easy, guess..

Posted by: Dave C at May 28, 2011 12:23 PM (YPLGQ)

118 "I'm sure it would be on the front page if he was a Republican." Ya' think?

Posted by: Mark Foley at May 28, 2011 12:23 PM (VXBR1)

119 I can't place it, can you hum-a little?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 12:24 PM (GfhFm)

120 I'm sure it would be on the front page if he was a Republican.

And it will be the top story on all the Sunday Morning Shows. I'd wager Weiner won't even get so much as a brief mention tomorrow.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 12:25 PM (bXcE8)

121 My favorite comment from BigGov mikey123 72p Â· 4 hours ago Guess "Weiner" is in a "pickle," and may no longer be a "member" of Congress

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 12:26 PM (aI+Fw)

122 While definitely not a shot of someone's junk, it's more like a pic of a small not particularly useful looking knockoff curio, similar to his political stature.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 28, 2011 12:31 PM (HBqDo)

123 109 oh, Larry Merchant, right.

I just sockpuppeted as "Larry Sinclair" when I meant 'Larry Merchant."

Dang, forgot the name, and someone was using Sinclair yesterday, so I got them mixed up.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 04:10 PM (nj1bB)

Don't you just hate it when your sockpuppets start running together on your plate? I always try to keep them from touching.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:33 PM (oVQFe)

124 In Lee's case, it was more than just the shirt. I read in some of the NY papers that Boehner had previously told Lee to stop being a such an obvious womanizing party animal.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (CLYmB)

125 Um, that's spelled Weinevre...thank you.

Posted by: Brett Favre's Naked Cock at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (413E1)

126 128 And it will be the top story on all the Sunday Morning Shows. I'd wager Weiner won't even get so much as a brief mention tomorrow.

Brief mention?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 12:35 PM (CLYmB)

127 I live in Weiner's district. Please don't yell at me, I voted for Bob Turner. I pleaded with everyone I knew to do the same. Still, 58.8% of my neighbors felt the need to send that small package back to DC.

Posted by: Chris R at May 28, 2011 12:36 PM (QiNmA)

128 135 128 And it will be the top story on all the Sunday Morning Shows. I'd wager Weiner won't even get so much as a brief mention tomorrow.

Brief mention?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (CLYmB)

It will be a small blurb.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:42 PM (oVQFe)

129 If it is a picture he posted, and not a hacked picture, we should start referring to him by his country of origin. Vienna Weiner.

Posted by: chillin the most at May 28, 2011 12:42 PM (6IV8T)

130 Just to be clear - here are the critical points. Weiner says his twitter account was hacked. Weiner says his picture account was ALSO hacked. ALL the pictures in his picture account are now deleted. The twitter and facebook accounts of the recipient have been deleted. I Rest My Case

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 28, 2011 12:43 PM (KE+Ya)

131 I think I need to avoid corny jokes.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 12:45 PM (CLYmB)

132 Is this me?

http://www.formspring.me/gcordova/picture

Posted by: Gennette Cordova at May 28, 2011 12:47 PM (pmzey)

133 I think it is!

Posted by: Gennette Cordova Horizon Reporter at May 28, 2011 12:49 PM (pmzey)

134 I knew that he was Huma's "Steadman". She's a Hillary! carpet pantsuit muncher - fav phrase: "Cankles in the air!". He obviously isn't getting any at home

Posted by: Frank G at May 28, 2011 01:03 PM (4X0aT)

135 He shouldn't worry about who hacked into his accounts and uploaded pics; he should worry about who hacked into his briefs and absconded with his penis.

Posted by: Richard Joke at May 28, 2011 02:15 PM (1yViP)

136

This cries out for an SNL treatment along the lines of the Alec Baldwin "Schwetty Balls" Delicious Dish segment.

Never will happen, of course.

Posted by: Book Geek at May 28, 2011 02:33 PM (1+OO5)

137 I have it on good authority (from Big Beard, the Tea Party hippie ex-cop) that rubbing baby oil into your beard will soften it up and make it stop itching. Dunno. I haven't been willing to grow one again in order to find out.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at May 28, 2011 02:42 PM (oJJo4)

138 Priapus
http://twitpic.com/53v6kv

Posted by: biscuiteater at May 28, 2011 02:49 PM (juonD)

139 Married or no, Hillary's gal-pal Huma Abedin has never seen Anthony's Weiner.

Posted by: DANEgerus at May 28, 2011 03:28 PM (NhcG5)

140 They don't call him Congressman Weiner for nothing.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:08 PM (aSGPn)

141

"FAVORITE DEMOCRAT: I like Anthony Weiner",

Because he is a loud mouth boar!

Posted by: davod at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (C5U9L)

142

Completely unrelated, but I may ditch my beard. She's not fooling anyone.

Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (TprD1)

143 Hey, has anyone made any jokes about me being Weiner's cousin?

Posted by: Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago at May 28, 2011 04:42 PM (LEcV+)

144 Honestly Tony, I looked. I just don't think the porn industry is for you if you lose in '12.

Posted by: Congressional Career Advisor at May 28, 2011 04:43 PM (DQlCl)

145 So, Huma Abedin, who is "seldom away from 'Sir Edmund' Hillary Clinton's side," has a nice little Lavender Marriage* to Anthony Weiner, who lived with his mommy until a year ago?

*Antique terminology: a la Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester...

Posted by: Beverly at May 28, 2011 11:20 PM (l6UZe)

146 I think Anthony's Weiner is lying. I call for Ballbricker inspection now!

Posted by: David Kramer at May 29, 2011 07:31 AM (PRbI3)

147 If the Hanes fit, you cannot acquit!

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Posted by: corsets at May 30, 2011 06:21 AM (/0AJa)

149 The man's nose is bigger than his weiner from all the lies he tells.
The Clinton defense, deny deny deny.
PreDICKshon he will get away with this.

Posted by: tony at June 01, 2011 01:11 PM (3fiGn)

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