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March 25, 2011

What's Obama Trying To Say?
— Ace

There's got to be a commercial in this.

Posted by: Ace at 12:52 PM | Comments (62)
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1 I think his message is "Fiscal Responsibility".

and.. first!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2011 12:55 PM (f9c2L)

2 Holy shit that have a spam ring to it.

Posted by: sTevo at March 25, 2011 12:56 PM (qVR9J)

3 "Duh. Winning."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 25, 2011 12:56 PM (8y9MW)

4 Hmm he likes spending almost as much as he likes 'I'

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 25, 2011 12:56 PM (0q2P7)

5 Blah, blah, blah. Let's get back to the nation's favorite topic: me...

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 25, 2011 12:56 PM (FcR7P)

6 I don't know. Maybe Chris Matthews can explain it to me. /rube

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 25, 2011 12:57 PM (BvTwT)

7 let me be clear i've always said spending is the solution to our fiscal crisis.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 12:58 PM (h+qn8)

8 Let us move on so can I attend to the business of America...

Posted by: navybrat at March 25, 2011 12:59 PM (iBMbY)

9 There seems to be a theme here.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 12:59 PM (4qpp3)

Obama."follow my example spend until it hurts......."

"you."

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 01:01 PM (h+qn8)

11 He is who we thought he was. HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!!! And 52% of you losers let him off the hook!

Posted by: Coach Green at March 25, 2011 01:01 PM (/Mla1)

12 If he's not spending, he's spending time on the golf course. Either way, he needs that word.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2011 01:01 PM (FcR7P)

13 I like the part where he says "spending"...you have to be quick to catch it though

Posted by: beedubya at March 25, 2011 01:01 PM (AnTyA)

14 spend until you're out of hope or change.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 01:02 PM (h+qn8)

15 Yeah, well the video of him on the links repeatedly screaming FORE!, would be twice as long.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 01:03 PM (WPQ3v)

16 Spending I know about ... have you seen the price on a carton on Newports?

Posted by: ReggieLove at March 25, 2011 01:03 PM (KUcUM)

17 The guy says "spend(ing)" about as much as he says "uhh," which is quite an accomplishment. It has to be unprecedented!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 25, 2011 01:03 PM (swuwV)

18 They got over six minutes of the word spend linked together.

I bet the only way to extract one word and make it longer is if you picked "Um"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 25, 2011 01:03 PM (tf9Ne)

I heard "Invest invest invest".

Posted by: DPR VIII at March 25, 2011 01:04 PM (GuGLo)

20 Meghan McCain is a whale in more than one sense:

All those house calls to clean out her huge turds have made me a very rich man!

Posted by: Meghan McCain's Plumber at March 25, 2011 01:04 PM (BP6Z1)

21 Our black President's love for spending proves how patriotic he is.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 25, 2011 01:04 PM (BP6Z1)

22 I'm spent.

Posted by: Meggie mac at March 25, 2011 01:06 PM (BAtLQ)

23 The dates on the speeches show he uses variations on the word "spend" at least 6 times per speech - and that's just in the short ones!

Ack!

Posted by: Dianna at March 25, 2011 01:07 PM (mKMj1)

24 Is he retarded?

Posted by: Roadking at March 25, 2011 01:07 PM (vcTAC)

25 Over at PI:

Â“Every citizen plays a critical role in identifying and reporting suspicious activities and threats,Â” said Secretary Napolitano.

Hay Janet, What about all that crazy Un-Constitutional shit going on in the fucking White House?

Posted by: sTevo at March 25, 2011 01:08 PM (qVR9J)

26 Win!

Posted by: mark x at March 25, 2011 01:10 PM (ExizH)

27 Obama's so progressive!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 01:10 PM (EYqhE)

28 Hay Janet, What about all that crazy Un-Constitutional shit going on in the fucking White House?
Posted by: sTevo

If you send us your real name and address we'd be happy to send someone over to take your complaint.

Posted by: Janet Napolotoono at March 25, 2011 01:10 PM (tf9Ne)

This is a cute sidebar item!

OT I heard Herman Cain in Hannity's radio show last hour. He's a neat guy with an annoying voice.

Posted by: Truman North at March 25, 2011 01:10 PM (8ay4x)

30 I could only take so much. I need to go to the mall!!

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2011 01:10 PM (4Kl5M)

OT I heard Herman Cain in Hannity's radio show last hour. He's a neat guy with an annoying voice.

And so is Herman Cain.

Posted by: Truman North at March 25, 2011 01:11 PM (8ay4x)

32 Someone needs to give that video the Bedroom Intruder/I Have Experts treatment.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 01:11 PM (BP6Z1)

33 ZOMG!!! My daddy is on Hannity right now.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 01:11 PM (EYqhE)

34 You're lucky she even performs for you bastardfs!

Leave Meghan alone!!!!111!!!1!!

Posted by: Media Matters at March 25, 2011 01:15 PM (BP6Z1)

35 Let me be clear, we are spending the future.

Posted by: Barackets at March 25, 2011 01:17 PM (KI/Ch)

36 Gah. I suffered through about a minute before shutting it off for fear of breaking something. Can't handle him, even in that format.

Posted by: blue star at March 25, 2011 01:20 PM (4OCrT)

37 Why am I laughing my ass off? This must appeal to my juvenile nature.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 01:23 PM (oSMOM)

38 Spending?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 01:23 PM (RVBxX)

39 Fox has a financial/war special on tomorrow morning with Levin and The Moustache^TM Looks watchable.

PS.

I seen interviews with several CIA guys and they all look scared to death and sick to their stomachs. All say we should have intervened earlier because now we have a mess on our hands and pretty soon we will need to protect Saudi oil fields. They all say we don't have the man power to do that, Libya, Syria, etc.

I actually heard one on Fox say, 'pray'.

Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (penCf)

40 ZOMG!!! My daddy is on Hannity right now. Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 05:11

Having some movie-butter popcorn?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (RVBxX)

41 Obama's so progressive! Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 05:10 PM

As good an excuse as any to have another pulled pork sandwich.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 01:26 PM (RVBxX)

42 I'm spent.
Posted by: Meggie mac at March 25, 2011 05:06 PM

Finish that side of beef?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 01:27 PM (RVBxX)

43 Meanwhile, Katie Couric needs a new job soon...

Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord© at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (GBXon)

44 Peter Orszag at 4:26-4:30 is awesome!

Posted by: Abby Adams at March 25, 2011 01:30 PM (pLTLS)

@40: "I seen interviews with several CIA guys and they all look scared to death and sick to their stomachs. All say we should have intervened earlier because now we have a mess on our hands and pretty soon we will need to protect Saudi oil fields. They all say we don't have the man power to do that, Libya, Syria, etc.

I actually heard one on Fox say, 'pray'."

Given the CIA's batting average over the past 40-odd years, there's probably nothing to worry about, then. They'd probably do better just throwing darts at a world map and a list of potential crises.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 25, 2011 01:49 PM (xy9wk)

46 Fa Cube Itches: "Given the CIA's batting average over the past 40-odd years, there's probably nothing to worry about, then."

You'd think you'd be thanking me.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 25, 2011 01:55 PM (swuwV)

47 what would happen if the president was under threat of turning into a zombie?

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 25, 2011 02:07 PM (tvs2p)

48 O/T: You know they just referred to the "newly minted obama doctrine" on Faux news, yet they did not define the parameters of said doctrine nor how the visions of protests we'd just watched tied in to said doctrine.

And then I remembered this and all the talking about "what was the bush doctrine" and I thought to myself is it possible that the "newly minted obama doctrine" is really a continuation of the bush doctrine?

Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:13 PM (k1rwm)

49 GOES ON FOR MORE THAN SIX MINUTES.

The viral future of this YouTube will pretty much indicate whether this assclown is a one-termer...

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 25, 2011 02:19 PM (bgSjf)

50 OMG, that video is waaaay too long and tedious. But funny in a very very sad sort of way.

Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:24 PM (k1rwm)

51 Holy shit, if there's one hacker on the planet targeting that combination, I'd be amazed. But if there is one, I'd bet he's a Nigerian who's gonna make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (IhHdM)

ah, but he has no money, hence he won't be able to secure your millions until you send him a thousand dollars for courts and administrative costs and then, minus a cut, you can secure you millions.

I always worry that some poor little old lady will believe those guys and lose their savings.

Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:26 PM (k1rwm)

52 Disclosure. I just posted this at Ricochet.com--it's important and potentially subversive enough for exclusivity to have no place...

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 25, 2011 02:40 PM (bgSjf)

53 Some of those clips were cut hilariously.

"We have to spend more on spending"

It's a perfect pre-written GOP commercial (we could write another one with "taxes") Which, of course, means they won't use it....

Posted by: Johnny at March 25, 2011 03:04 PM (mhmc7)

How about a recording of "me" and "I". That would be about as long as a recoding of a stutterer reading War and Peace.

Also, I wonder what the "word density" of his speeches is - that would be the total running time divided into the time spent actually pronouncing meaningful words (you would count silent pauses, "ummm", "and", "the", and so forth as dead air). So if he gave a one-hour speech (Lord have mercy), and 60% of that was actually spoken non-filler words, the word density would be 60%. You could be really fair and allow any interval of silence of less than (say) 1/10 of a second to count as the "normal" inter-word silence. I'm thinking Obama would get a word density of about 30%, max.

Then there's thought-density. I'm thinking 0% on that one.

Posted by: sherlock at March 25, 2011 03:54 PM (thr9V)

55 Meh. I want to hear this piece's cousin: Preznint Splunik and "Choo-Choo" Biden saying "high speed rail" over and over ... with videos of steam locomotives going chuffa-chuffa-chuffa in the background.

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 05:22 PM (hsLUJ)

56 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: Gouge sharpening at March 25, 2011 06:01 PM (AwEes)

57 The only thing that would make this more awesome is if there was a ticker on one of the margins that ticked up the current level of debt every time he said the word "spend," beginning with his inauguration.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at March 25, 2011 09:09 PM (hx5jq)

Alright, which potential candidate has the nerve to show this (Pt.1, Pt.2, etc.) as campaign ads? Whoever -- you got my vote.

P.S. With Bolton as Secretary of State and West as Secretary of Defense.

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He is who we thought he was. HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!!! And 52% of you losers let him off the hook!

I always thought average was 50% so anything above that had to be better than average. What the heck happened in 2008? OK, now that's out of the way we can admit that perhaps those Iraq (and other dictatorships') election results weren't that far off.

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