December 16, 2011

Which Candidate Do You Support?
— JohnE.

Earlier in the week, USA Today put out a short interactive Candidate Match Game. There are eleven questions on eleven different issues. You can weigh the questions based on their level of importance to you on the left. The results may surprise you.

There are no questions specifically on Iran or Israel, which is probably why Ron Paul finished second in my results. One thing to watch for: some of the cob loggers were noticing that Romney was actually finishing behind Obama.

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1 The Game is rigged, liberal rag.

Posted by: Tebowow at December 16, 2011 02:00 PM (sYrJ8)

2 i would up with Perry....which is just fine with me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 16, 2011 02:01 PM (d1FhN)

3 Uncle Fester/Grandmamma '12 (puts 100 watt bulb in mouth)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2011 02:01 PM (UlUS4)

4 "wound"

stupid fingers

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 16, 2011 02:02 PM (d1FhN)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 02:03 PM (WCQp7)

6 And while my first choice is Not Obama, I'll go with Perry for now.  We could do a lot worse.  And have.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 02:03 PM (WCQp7)

7 I vote for Ron Paul's eyebrows.

Posted by: Rev dr L Ron Miller at December 16, 2011 02:05 PM (lAt8c)

8 Which Candidate Do You Support? --- I support JeffB.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 02:06 PM (zLeKL)

9 I tested as Perry/Gingrich/Romney

Posted by: Jones at December 16, 2011 02:06 PM (8sCoq)

10 Have to do it when I get home

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at December 16, 2011 02:06 PM (HE+yF)

11 1. Ryan 2. Sponge Bob Square Pants 3. Perry

Posted by: Newt's Purdy Lips at December 16, 2011 02:06 PM (EL+OC)

12 holy krep I got Perry!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 16, 2011 02:07 PM (SB0V2)

13 8. Shrimp I got the same exact set. We are simpatico! I was really surprised to get that set actually. huh!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 16, 2011 02:08 PM (SB0V2)

14 I vote we just follow Iowa's lead, because between picking HW Bush over Reagan in 1980, Huckabee in 2008 and Bachmann in the 2011 straw poll, they clearly have awesome judgement that warrants their "first" status.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 16, 2011 02:08 PM (SY2Kh)

15 Bachmann, Newt then... Ron Paul??!!! Santorum was after Herr Nutburger, then Perry. At least Mitt, Mike Huntsman and Obama were last. This thing is rigged.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2011 02:08 PM (UlUS4)

16

Only Perry (53.2) and Paul (51.1) broke 50% on my chart, with Gingrich and Obama tied for third at 45%.

Somehow, I don't think the system works right.

Posted by: wooga at December 16, 2011 02:09 PM (vjyZP)

17 Bend Over, Here Comes Mitt 2012!

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 16, 2011 02:09 PM (6H6FZ)

18 Paul Bachman Romney WTF! Still voting for Perry.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 16, 2011 02:09 PM (/VMLD)

19 I'm for James Michael Curley. He'll get me a no-show job.

Posted by: fluffy
For the children
at December 16, 2011 02:10 PM (O6q63)

20

Lord help me.  I came up with Ron Paul first follewed by Newt and then Perry.  I feel so dirty.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 16, 2011 02:11 PM (JKNDp)

21 I can't take the test right now but I'm a solid perry girl

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at December 16, 2011 02:11 PM (HE+yF)

22 I got Perry!!!! I am for him anyway, but I am glad that I am not just for him cause he is hot!

Posted by: Chilling the most for perry at December 16, 2011 02:11 PM (6IV8T)

23 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 16, 2011 02:12 PM (8y9MW)

24 LOL, it says my #1 guy is Romney, but I kept changing what's important to me, and lo-and-behold, it's still Romney.  Amazing that.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2011 02:12 PM (dZ756)

25

Even when I fiddle with the sliders, Romney and Huntsman are always the bottom two for me.  Was there a question about underpants in there?

Posted by: wooga at December 16, 2011 02:12 PM (vjyZP)

26 Perry
Newt
Bachmann

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 16, 2011 02:12 PM (d6QMz)

27 I got Obama. I think I did it wrong.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 02:12 PM (zLeKL)

28 I bet it's a random answer

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at December 16, 2011 02:13 PM (HE+yF)

29 Half way through the game a message appeared stating they were notifying the authorities.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 16, 2011 02:13 PM (H/kgP)

30 Perry Santorum *gulp* Bachmann

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:13 PM (r2PLg)

31

I support Skippy Peterson,

Posted by: Africanus at December 16, 2011 02:14 PM (WJwT2)

32 NewtRomneyBachmann!- NNooooooo! Damn you Perry you squish.

Posted by: jjshaka at December 16, 2011 02:14 PM (QG7EQ)

33 I got 73.1% Perry top that you Perrykrishnas!

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:14 PM (r2PLg)

34 Perry

Posted by: Code Monkey at December 16, 2011 02:15 PM (EL+OC)

35 Well I have to agree about the Iran/Israel thing. But it does seem to have some value.

Because guess what. For me Ron Paul (!...?) edged out a 4 way tie between Michelle, the Ricks, and Jon; Guess who got edged out by zero? yup Mittens.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 02:15 PM (0q2P7)

36 I win! I got Perry!!!
One or two of the questions gave me pause.
Go Rick!

Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 16, 2011 02:16 PM (2Gb0y)

37 I never even saw an Iran or Israel question-wth..

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:16 PM (r2PLg)

38 I wonder how many liberals would get a non-Obama result. "Your candidate: Rick Perry" Heh.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 02:16 PM (zLeKL)

39 Damn it I want percentages people...

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:17 PM (r2PLg)

40 Paul, Mitt, Newt..... you gotta be kidding me.

Im a Perry supporter

Posted by: Leigh T at December 16, 2011 02:17 PM (Jy6QE)

41 This survey is flawed because it doesn't take into account the nuts and idiots.

It made me a Paulbot which is understandable if you throw out the nutso shit and Jew hate.

Posted by: Vic at December 16, 2011 02:17 PM (YdQQY)

42 Newt, Huntsman, Bachmann.....I imagine Romney is last on my list, right behind Ron Paul. 

Posted by: doug at December 16, 2011 02:18 PM (gUGI6)

43 I was 65% Perry. You Perry'nista you! Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 16, 2011 06:16 PM *** Yes! I'm about to crown myself Queen Perrynista! gawd...

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:18 PM (r2PLg)

44 Paul
Bachmann
Santorum

No.  Just no.  They  have a problem with their algorithms.

Most questions, the answers were obviously pointing at a specific candidate.

Give me Perry or give me enough liquor to get me through the next four years.

Posted by: Fuloydo at December 16, 2011 02:18 PM (1WRsn)

45 Perry, Gingrich, Goblin

-J

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at December 16, 2011 02:19 PM (kR0j3)

46 shoot-I wanted to be 99.9% pure...like Ivory Soap or somethin'...

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:19 PM (r2PLg)

47 Perry by a significant margin; then Paul a distant second, and Bachmann a respectable third.  Mittens near the back of the pack, and Obama in DEAD LAST.

I'm happy with the overall result, but having Paul placing and Bachmann showing make me think I might be due for that CAT scan.  Results questionable, ask again later.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 16, 2011 02:19 PM (Jdtsu)

48 Whoa...

Newt
Luap Nor
Perry

And Obama beat Santorum.  Who wrote this thing?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 16, 2011 02:20 PM (4136b)

49 Holy crap, I wound up with Bachmann #1, Crazy Uncle Ron #2 and Santorum #3. I call bullshit.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 16, 2011 02:20 PM (RJ+Yj)

50 Interesting. Newt and Perry tied at 60.1%. Bachmann third at 53.4%.

Posted by: Splunge at December 16, 2011 02:20 PM (2IW5Q)

51 Perry.

Posted by: lonestar at December 16, 2011 02:20 PM (QxnNU)

52 Even when I fiddle with the sliders, Romney and Huntsman are always the bottom two for me.  Was there a question about underpants in there?

That's weird. I ended up with Huntsman and no Romney.

(Fro the record: Huntsman, Santorum, and Bachmann; with Perry 4th. At least I dodged Laup Nor.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 02:21 PM (bjRNS)

53 I am going to put on something better than sweats for your coronation. What do I win!? The Perry Piñata gets bashed by War and DrewM. Yippy kay yaaaa.... LOL-I'm going into hiding till someone comes up with a bigger number...

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:21 PM (r2PLg)

54 Got Nor Laup/Perry/Bachmann

I guess the central problem is that the survey doesn't consider how much you are concerned that your candidate is not bat shit insane in some areas.

There is such an enormous area for someone to jump in right now, it amazes me that we don't have a "White Knight" coming in from the right of Newt McRomney...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:21 PM (7BU4a)

55 It gave me Bachmann/Paul/Romney

Excuse me while I perform a ritual disembowelment upon my person.

Posted by: innominatus at December 16, 2011 02:21 PM (tq6K2)

56 I probably should have mentioned that your results are non-binding.

Posted by: John E. at December 16, 2011 02:22 PM (nRTou)

57
I support the ultimate loser: Perry.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 16, 2011 02:22 PM (7+pP9)

58 Paul, Mitt, Newt..... you gotta be kidding me.

I got Huntsman, Mitt, Newt.  I think the outcome is randomized.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 16, 2011 02:22 PM (Qxe/p)

59 There is such an enormous area for someone to jump in right now, it amazes me that we don't have a "White Knight" coming in from the right of Newt McRomney...

It's too late to register. There is a timetable, you know.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 02:22 PM (bjRNS)

60 I probably should have mentioned that your results are non-binding. Unless you ate the Huntsman...

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:23 PM (r2PLg)

61 I got Huntsman, Mitt, Newt.  I think the outcome is randomized.

Nah, there's just not that much daylight between some of their positions.

This is the reason why character and actual track record are important.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 02:23 PM (bjRNS)

62 so Newt, Perry and then Romney

Posted by: The Dude at December 16, 2011 02:23 PM (M8yfa)

63

Interesting,

1st: Bachmann

2nd: Gingrich

3rd: Perry

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 02:24 PM (YdEbS)

64 You mean convicted felon, governor and mayor Curley? The guy responsible for instigating a 60 year decline of the city of Boston, machine identity politics, and turning one of the leading cities of the world into a backwater forever playing catch up?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 16, 2011 02:24 PM (ijjAe)

65 60 I probably should have mentioned that your results are non-binding.

Posted by: John E. at December 16, 2011 06:22 PM (nRTou)

Whew, thanks John.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 16, 2011 02:25 PM (4136b)

66 Yanoow... I'm gonna go with Perry. He scares me the least.

Posted by: Deety at December 16, 2011 02:25 PM (Pm8ax)

67 It's too late to register. There is a timetable, you know.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 06:22 PM (bjRNS)

So you lose a few early states. If Jindal, Ryan, or the likes are interested there is time. Not much...but enough.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:25 PM (7BU4a)

68 I probably should have mentioned that your results are non-binding.

Posted by: John E. at December 16, 2011 06:22 PM (nRTou)

Whew, thanks John.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 16, 2011 06:25 PM (4136b)

 

Word.

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 02:26 PM (YdEbS)

69 Izzy Mandelbaum - 2012 It's Go Time!

Posted by: garrett at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (RWA3/)

70 Paul 66.1%
Perry 41.6%
Santorum 41.6%

Then Gingrich,Bachman,Huntsman,Romney and Obama significantly lower.

Pretty accurate,interesting that Huntsman was top three until I adjusted the ratings.

Posted by: SDH at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (8B7Xp)

71 O/T from :

My colleague Trish Turner reports that Aides say members are being offered 2 plans - a long term and a 2-month extension on payroll tax.

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (d6QMz)

72 Perry/Santorum/Romney. Which is funny, because my only interest in Santorum is a strangely powerful desire to punch him in the face.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (+lsX1)

73

Newt, Bachmann, Paul. 55-53 %

And yet...Perry!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (XdlcF)

74

So I just retook the test, answering with the worst possible answers (but no "none of the above" choices!), and my choices were Obama (67), Paul (50), and Huntsman (42). When I answered truthfully, my choices were Perry, Paul, and Gingrich/Obama.

So whether I go with what I want or what I hate, Ron Paul is always my second choice.

Posted by: wooga at December 16, 2011 02:27 PM (vjyZP)

75 OMG I'm a Paulbot. No... no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 16, 2011 02:28 PM (GlT5B)

76 I got Idi Amin and that guy from Matlock

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, im Tal der wilden Rosen at December 16, 2011 02:28 PM (UqKQV)

77 I got not Romney.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 16, 2011 02:29 PM (FKQng)

78
It made me a Paulbot which is understandable if you throw out the nutso shit and Jew hate.

Posted by: Vic at December 16, 2011 06:17 PM (YdQQY)

Yeah - if you could give him back a few marbles, Nor Luap would be ok on the economy, but still toxic on foreign policy and da JOOOs.

When you just find the candidate whose position is closest to yours on the high priority issues it ignores that.

Or, to put it another way, if you put Mussolini on the poll, he would probably get more Democrat support then Obama, since his economic policies were slightly to the left of Obummer. However, most liberals would presumably veto him on his stance on colonialism or international institutions....

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:29 PM (7BU4a)

79 This is slanted to give the edge to Ron Paul. No questions about Iran/Israel/terrorism.

If the president was only in charge of economics....sure Ron Paul would be the guy. If the president's job was to make sure the world around us becomes even more dangerous....Ron Paul would be the guy.

If the president's job included economics and security for America....Ron Paul is NOT the guy.

Posted by: gride at December 16, 2011 02:29 PM (wPKc6)

80

Newt, Bachmann, Paul. 55-53 %

And yet...Perry!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 06:27 PM (XdlcF)

Yeah, I'm with Perry.

I'm guessing the immigration question is what knocked him off the top of the list.

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 02:30 PM (YdEbS)

81 NotA

Posted by: Sgt. York at December 16, 2011 02:30 PM (H3Kr3)

82 Wow, apparently I'm gay for Rick Santorum. Who knew.

Posted by: Zeus at December 16, 2011 02:30 PM (sFRTj)

83 I think Paul would have lost some points if they asked this one.

The US should handle the Iranian nuclear program by.

1. Using military force if necessary to prevent the development of a nuclear weapon.
2. Imposing severe sanctions.
3. Working with dissidents to promote a political shift away from the mullah system.
4. Withdraw all military forces from the Mideast, and nuke Israel first so Iran has no reason to develop a weapon.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 02:30 PM (0q2P7)

84 It's pretty bad when both Ron Paul and Mitt Romney are lower rated than Obama.....then again those are the two I won't vote for if they were the nominee so I guess it makes sense.

Posted by: doug at December 16, 2011 02:30 PM (gUGI6)

85 That shit is rigged.  I had Perry and Paul tied at 59.7%, but they listed nutbag Paul as #1.

Aaaarrrghhhh!

Posted by: Fritz at December 16, 2011 02:31 PM (FabC8)

86 I say this thing is rigged.  The candidates do not match specific answers.  I am not even considering Luap Nor just because of his foreign policy.  That leaves me with Bachmann and Perry.  I'll stay with Perry.

Posted by: Mr. Bachmann at December 16, 2011 02:31 PM (R4oqL)

87 I think I failed because Ron Paul was the answer. Yikes.

Posted by: Dave at December 16, 2011 02:31 PM (Xm1aB)

88 Bachmann/Paul/Romney.  WTF.  Apparently I need to adjust the Importance Sliders to get someone decent.

At least SCOAMF was lowest on my list.

Posted by: Brendan at December 16, 2011 02:32 PM (2jQGY)

89 Ok, so I've got an idea.

Add a "None of the Above" option to the ballot for President. If NotA wins, the Speaker of the House becomes the president temporarily while we schedule another election that all candidates in the first election are not allowed to run in...including those that ran in the primaries.

Sound good?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:32 PM (7BU4a)

90 Heh... mine came out 66% match for Perry.    I could see in some of the available answers though, how they shoehorned some in one camp or another...  typical BS

Posted by: Yip in Texas at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (Mrdk1)

91 Perry, then Newt, then Michelle.  Honestly surprised to see Michelle up there as I just do not care for her.  Haven't ever since she gave the "Tea Party" response to one of Obama's many, many speeches.  It might have been the 2011 State of the Union, but honestly my eyes start to glaze over whenever I see Obama on television and it's all one big blur.

Posted by: Austin in TX at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (F9Hpt)

92 Funny how Ron Paul came up #1 on my list, yet he's my fifth choice in the actual world.

F this poll.

Posted by: Looking closely at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (8vTCm)

93 The results may surprise you.

Not really surprising for me...

My list of matches?
1) Rick Perry    67%
2) Newt Gingrich  61%
3) Michelle Bachmann  59%
4) Rick Santorum
5) Ron Paul
6) Jon Huntsman
7) Mitt Romney
Barack Obama

What part of that should be surprising?

I like Rick Perry; I'd be more than happy voting for him, but I worry about his polling numbers and "electability".  But given that I've got issues with everyone, my issues with him aren't that bad.

Gingrich?  I like Gingrich.  I know people don't, but it's no surprise that he's good on my major issues.  And he's my dad's first choice and we're alike on many topics.

Bachmann?  I've had issues with her campaign style, not her positions.

Paul comes 5th... not that high.

Romney barely beats Obama for me?  That fits my feelings of Romney. 

Obama comes dead last with no movement on any question... who could that surprise?

Posted by: gekkobear at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (X0NX1)

94 Until that "poll" includes the statement "I agree with Ron Paul on domestic economic policy, but think he is a dangerously naive, doddering old fuck when it comes to foriegn affairs", it is invalid.

Posted by: Alamo at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (JUtDq)

95 the Importance Sliders to get someone decent. I cranked some of those all the way over.

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 02:33 PM (r2PLg)

96 Lol, the told me that Bachmann was my #1.

The question they forgot to ask is:

"How important is it that you not loathe the candidate as a detestable bomb thrower and opportunist who believes every hair-brained rumor that suits them?"

If they had asked that Bachmann would surely not have been my #1.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 16, 2011 02:34 PM (uVlA4)

97 1. Using military force if necessary to prevent the development of a nuclear weapon.
2. Imposing severe sanctions.
3. Working with dissidents to promote a political shift away from the mullah system.
4. Withdraw all military forces from the Mideast, and nuke Israel first so Iran has no reason to develop a weapon.

This is rigged. I don't see go golfing as an option.


Posted by: Barack Obama at December 16, 2011 02:34 PM (7BU4a)

98

You mean convicted felon, governor and mayor Curley? The guy responsible for instigating a 60 year decline of the city of Boston, machine identity politics, and turning one of the leading cities of the world into a backwater forever playing catch up?

Hey, I did it for a friend!

Votes!!

Posted by: zombie James Michael Curley at December 16, 2011 02:34 PM (O6q63)

99 Looking closer, I got an exact three way tie with Ron Paul, Perry, and Rick Santorum.

Poll still sucks.

Posted by: Looking closely at December 16, 2011 02:34 PM (8vTCm)

100 Santorum, Bachmann and Huntsman.  Just say no.

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2011 02:35 PM (CLqgW)

101 Romney/Bachman/Newt

The first two - spot on!  Newt as my third, well I guess if you go on what he is saying and take out his lobbyist shill cheatn' past.  My third right now is Santorum - wonder why he never made not Romney status.

Posted by: Evan at December 16, 2011 02:35 PM (O3OlP)

102 I realized something ... there were only really two questions that dealt with foreign policy. No wonder the answers seem so skewed. (And why Luap Nor keeps showing up so highly.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 02:35 PM (bjRNS)

103 There were no good answers in that healthcare question, I guess that's probably the way it is.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 16, 2011 02:35 PM (tKFT6)

104 I got Idi Amin and that guy from Matlock

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, im Tal der wilden Rosen at December 16, 2011 06:28 PM (UqKQV)

I could guarantee meat in every American's pot!

Ok, half of Americas.

Posted by: Idi Amin at December 16, 2011 02:36 PM (7BU4a)

105 My #2 was Santorum, but they forgot to ask me if I preferred my candidates to be snarky and annoying, which would have eliminated him.

My #3 was Newt - which would make sense.

Oddly enough my least likely candidate was Romney.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 16, 2011 02:36 PM (uVlA4)

106

I got Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Michelle Bachman.... the triple crown of unelectable crazy.  And yes, Mitt finished behind Obama.

I officially denounce myself.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 16, 2011 02:37 PM (C2//T)

107 Actually, I'd like to see a poll like this that also asks first who you would never vote for to clear those candidates out of the way...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:37 PM (7BU4a)

108 Yeah, I'm with Perry.

I'm guessing the immigration question is what knocked him off the top of the list.

Part of it is that I mis-read the part about experience and chose legislative not executive!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 02:37 PM (XdlcF)

109 Ok Ron Paul came up #1 on my list. Then I went back and voted the exact opposite of what I believe in and Ron Paul was second only to Obama. So how does Paul go from #1 to only #2 when I answer the questions completely opposite??

Rigged.

Posted by: gride at December 16, 2011 02:38 PM (wPKc6)

110

 Huntsman 1st.  Lol, I'm not sure if I know his first name. Then Bachman and Ron Paul tied.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 16, 2011 02:38 PM (w3YD7)

111 Speaking of which, could we run an AoS poll that asks which candidates you simply would not vote for in the general election? Might be informative to see how the front runners and the secondary candidates stack up in Moronville.

I'm surprised, for example, to see Santorum showing up as a won't vote for...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2011 02:38 PM (7BU4a)

112

I got Huntsman when I answered the questions unweighted than with weighted answers it was Paul. But both times the bottom two were Obama and Mitt

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 16, 2011 02:40 PM (tKFT6)

113

 Huntsman 1st.  Lol, I'm not sure if I know his first name. Then Bachman and Ron Paul tied.  Posted by: snowcrash at December 16, 2011 06:38 PM


I think it's Mike.

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2011 02:40 PM (CLqgW)

114 But I really hate Obama, which I find validating.

Posted by: Zeus at December 16, 2011 02:40 PM (sFRTj)

115

And yes, Mitt finished behind Obama.

Oddly enough my least likely candidate was Romney.

Lower than Obama!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 02:40 PM (XdlcF)

116

Something is wrong!

I took the test 5 times and either Ron Paul or Rick Perry won each time.....the problem is....if either one of them is the nominee I am voting for Obammer!

Posted by: Dirk Buttfuckler at December 16, 2011 02:41 PM (JMsOK)

117 So how does Paul go from #1 to only #2 when I answer the questions completely opposite??

There are fewer answers to each question than there are candidates.

That means that some of the candidates (like Luap Nor) are tied into questions with other candidates. Go exactly opposite, and the answer might be only tied to one candidate.

You're right, it's rigged.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 16, 2011 02:42 PM (bjRNS)

118

This is fucking satanic:

Bachmann

Santorum

Huntsman.

How the fuck do I agree with Mrs Batshit McTardisil?

Posted by: CAC at December 16, 2011 02:43 PM (v2kiV)

119

The third time I took the test I got Tebow, don't know how that happened.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 16, 2011 02:43 PM (tKFT6)

120 Mitt, Santorum, Perry.  Barry, Ron, Jon at bottom of barrel.  Whew.

Posted by: sherlock at December 16, 2011 02:44 PM (2DD2m)

121

Yep...It's rigged!

Doesn't matter how I anser the questions, I can't get Newt to win, unless I have made an accounting error...let me try again!

Posted by: Spicoli at December 16, 2011 02:46 PM (JMsOK)

122

The third time I took the test I got Tebow, don't know how that happened.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 16, 2011 06:43 PM (tKFT6)

Tebow is everywhere. Like a more Jesus-y Chuck Norris.

Posted by: CAC at December 16, 2011 02:46 PM (v2kiV)

123 How the fuck do I agree with Mrs Batshit McTardisil?

You know if you asked me and Obama which iron to use in a particular ball lie we would probably agree.

Bachmann is a solid conservative. You got asked about views not methods.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 02:47 PM (0q2P7)

124 1. Newt (69.5%)
2. Perry (67.4%)
3. Bachmann (61.3%)
4. Santorum
5. Huntsman
6. Paul (6th even without the Joos)
7. Romney

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at December 16, 2011 02:48 PM (bCCFu)

125 Perry, Ron Paul (?!), and Newt. Romney was last by a mile. How in the world did Obama make it as a contender on my list? I think they were choosing some of his campaign statements from 2008.

Posted by: t-bird at December 16, 2011 02:49 PM (FcR7P)

126

Honey Badger Party...  Randall does Rick Perry?  not really a slam,some on the left will think it is... 

no link cause I don't know how to sm url thingy.  youtube search ..  Rick Perry - Wrong    

Posted by: Yip in Texas at December 16, 2011 02:50 PM (Mrdk1)

127 yeah, it is easy to rig the results of the quiz if you know just a little bit about the platforms

also, the weighting of the questions feature at the left seems to make a difference

Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2011 02:52 PM (eWrLf)

128

"also, the weighting of the questions feature at the left seems to make a difference"

Ahhhhh! I got it!

When I weight the questions......my picks come out just as I would expect they would... Coooool....Thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: Spicoli at December 16, 2011 02:56 PM (JMsOK)

129 Tie between Bachmann and Santorum, which makes sense on the issues, but I don't care for either of them as candidates.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2011 02:56 PM (Gc/Qi)

130 Dang, it came out Paul. Guess i hafta start hatin on the Joos now

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 16, 2011 02:59 PM (3Zo6I)

131 HOLD   FAST

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 16, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

132 Newt/Paul/Perry.

For me, Perry is #1 with the others as runners up. Paul went bat shit crazy last night on Iran, no way I'd vote for him in the primary. Newt has good ideas, but still gives me heartburn.

Romney scored lower than 0.

Posted by: Willy at December 16, 2011 03:03 PM (PlLjX)

133

Nope it didn't work....I was wrong! I answered different than I normally would. When I really pick what I want.......

I AM A PAULBOT!...Nooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Spicoli at December 16, 2011 03:03 PM (JMsOK)

134 I came out with 64/47/46 Paul/Romney/Bachman. 

I guess that means I should support Perry, since the questions are skewed.  "Bush Tax Cuts . . . ." Really?

Posted by: Flounder at December 16, 2011 03:03 PM (Kkt/i)

135 @ Adam's Hand - The third time I took the test I got Tebow, don't know how that happened. `````````````` Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Zeus at December 16, 2011 03:03 PM (sFRTj)

136 Cute idea, but depends on the author's perception of the candidate's position.  Also, when my ideas don't match with any of the candidates, there is no mechanism to matching the closest one; requires the responder to fit into the existing holes.

I, too, came out with Paul - but could never live with his foreign policy, which isn't even on the chart.

Posted by: Roger at December 16, 2011 03:04 PM (tAwhy)

137 Gingrich, Bachmann, Romney.. All within 2 percentage points.

at the bottom,

Obama is more like me than RonPaul and Huntsman.

Posted by: franksalterego at December 16, 2011 03:06 PM (9XykO)

138 I had a three way tie between Bachmann, Paul, and Perry.

That's an easy choice.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 16, 2011 03:09 PM (GTbGH)

139 Anyone know anything about Huntsman? I always do stuff away from the TV when he answers questions but maybe it is time to pay attention to all the  candidates. Go Team Perry.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 16, 2011 03:09 PM (w3YD7)

140

I didn't agree with Huntsman on one single issue, and weirdly....I agree with Obama on Afghanistan!

So my order was!

1.) Paul

2.) Perry

3.) Noot

4.) Bachmann

5.) Santorum

6.) Romney (Only agreed with him on Taxes)

7.) Obama (Only agreed on Afghanistan)

8.) Huntsman ( Please get out of the way you RINO scum)

 

Posted by: Spicoli at December 16, 2011 03:11 PM (JMsOK)

141 They really ought to look at how close your answers are to the the actual positions. As it is, if you answer that you want to hold the line on defense spending, it rates the answer "cut waste" the same as "massive defense cuts".

Posted by: embittered redleg at December 16, 2011 03:14 PM (CuPwN)

142 In order for Rick Perry to beat Obama, he's gotta convice us that he can.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 16, 2011 04:15 PM (O7ksG)

143

Perry, Paul , Huntsman??  Romney finished behind Obama.... lol

 

Still voting for the Newt

Posted by: TheGarbone at December 16, 2011 04:20 PM (O3f8/)

144 Ron Paul (and it wasn't even close)
Perry
Santorum

Huntsman finished tied with Obama at the bottom.

Too bad uncle Paul is so crazy on foreign policy.  All he had to do to be president was not hate Jews so much.  I guess they really do control US politics.

Posted by: Voluble at December 16, 2011 04:21 PM (JKX4x)

145 As an elder statesman and well-regarded international healer and bridge-builder, I feel that it is deeply unjust to deny the American People to return me to office as their President. Plus, I'm tired of paying my own money to fly around the globe in search of hookers.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 16, 2011 04:22 PM (k4bdL)

146 Perry, Bachman, Gingrich, /wrists

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at December 16, 2011 04:28 PM (Fs7RJ)

147 It's got me with the crackpot Paul (no real foreign policy questions), followed by Perry then Gingrich. It's got O'Bambi ahead of both Huntsman and Romney though it lies about his actual policy beliefs.

Posted by: NJRob at December 16, 2011 04:28 PM (FVp26)

148

Me gots Perry,Santorum and Mittens

 

Posted by: bobbyz at December 16, 2011 04:43 PM (10xDk)

149

I stand sit dumbfounded after taking this quiz.

Can you imagine a Libertarian Conservative such as myself scoring a 61% selection of Ron Paul? And this despite the libral lean of the questions, with some of the best alternatives left out.

I just wish he were electable.

Posted by: Mister Money at December 16, 2011 04:47 PM (wN82N)

150

Hey, just a thought for Mitt.

If you promise to create a position in the cabinet called the Auditor General, then promise to appoint Ron Paul to the office and authorize him to audit the Federal Reserve Bank, then you have my support, my vote, and my time and efforts on your behalf.

I would make the same offer to Newt, but I heard he is a progressive communist, courtesy of Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Mister Money at December 16, 2011 04:52 PM (wN82N)

151 Paul, Bachmann, Perry

The Paul thing surprised me with a significant gap to boot.

Now how is it that I don't think he's "won" a single debate yet? His "debate answers" just don't seem to match his "policy answers."

Something's not right... except the SCoaMF was in last.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 16, 2011 05:06 PM (eHIJJ)

152
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Posted by: D.C. Dead epub at December 16, 2011 05:13 PM (GeprT)

153 I don't get it - take the "How important is immigration" question - one who thinks it is very important may may want to keep the borders wide open, give legal resident in-state tuition to illegal immigrants, and fully support the gift of citizenship to all who can sneak in... or one could view illegal aliens as invaders and treated as such.. two totally different things but the quiz appears to have no consideration for solutions.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at December 16, 2011 05:22 PM (7MFxV)

154  Don't care what the quiz says...I ain't voting for R0NpAuL!!

Posted by: Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone at December 16, 2011 05:22 PM (DGxyd)

155 Perry, Santorum (?) and the Mittster.  All very equal in scores.  I answered three questions none of the above (medicare, gay marriage and health care).  I like Perry, don't know diddly about Santorum and voted Romney over McCain in a "who cares" vote after McCain was already named the nominee in 08.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 16, 2011 05:27 PM (7yvLv)

156 Yeah, I got Perry for #1, and Obama a few bars above Romney for last place. Perry is fine; Bachman I’m not so sure about. (Perry 62%, Bachmann 53%, Gingrich 53%). I have a suspicion that Santorum was also at 53% for me, but they don't show the percentages for anyone other than the “top 3”. I think they’re implementing a lot of bias in how they’re calculating the scores, which is why people are putting Obama ahead of Romney (and I say this as someone for whom Romney really is below last choice). Going over the bars, I think they are scoring Obama as: wanting to increase domestic oil and gas production; wanting to secure the borders; and wanting to avoid hurting national security. Which is bullshit.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 16, 2011 05:31 PM (2v+KF)

157 If you answer "none of the above: to all questions you will find that none of candidates  fit "none of the above", but they'll tell you that bachman is your pick.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at December 16, 2011 05:35 PM (7MFxV)

158
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: Sharpen A Plane Blade at December 16, 2011 05:39 PM (l94RK)

159 The lack of a 2A metric is annoying but probably fair in the current political climate. Really needs a question about bailouts and/or stimulus spending to be relevant though. Got Perry in first and Obummer last, just as it should be. Bachmann and Santorum second and third, which I guess shouldn't surprise me. Surprises: Huntsman above Romney and tied with Newt, with Paul beating the lot of them. The lack of Israel/Iran questions can be thanked for that.

Posted by: BornLib at December 16, 2011 05:50 PM (zpNwC)

160 Excellent blog, thanks for the share. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: RSS Newsreader Apps at December 16, 2011 06:02 PM (fA4z/)

161 Yeah, this is horse shit.

1. L. Ron Paul
2. Perry
3. Huntsman

Heh heh. Mittens just barely eeks out SCOAMF for not-last.

What. The . Fuck? I'm honestly more blindsided by Huntsman at 3 than L. Ron at 1, but then I remembered it's a horse shit online survey, so whatevs...

Posted by: holygoat at December 16, 2011 07:13 PM (2ptZ1)

162 The GOP is a complete abject failure. I'm kinda hoping we got another 4 years of Captain numbnuts so we can burn this mother down and start over.

Posted by: Zombie Hunter Thompson at December 16, 2011 07:24 PM (GOG1H)

163
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Posted by: Apollo’s Angels ePub at December 16, 2011 09:27 PM (m1psR)

164

1. Crazy Uncle

2. Rick Perry

3. Michele Bachmann

I would find it very, very difficult to vote for Luap Nor, and am on the Perry bandwagon again, so all is good.

Posted by: Palandine at December 16, 2011 10:31 PM (g7D8V)

165 1. Bachmann 65.4%
2. Paul 59.3%
3. Perry 57.2%

Huntsman ranked even below Obama.  In reality, I would rank Huntsman at least ahead of Paul.  I support Perry.

Posted by: T.J. at December 17, 2011 01:16 AM (04UbZ)

166 I took the test again with answers the exact opposite of my views, and Paul and Bachmann still came out top three:

1. Obama 55%
2. Paul 37.4%
3. Bachmann 33.5%

What the heck?

Posted by: T.J. at December 17, 2011 01:28 AM (04UbZ)

167 Jon Huntsman was my second. Interesting since I've been taking a second look at his economic plan.

Posted by: joewm315 at December 17, 2011 02:49 AM (oGSBO)

168 I just did it, and got Rick Perry followed by Paul and Michelle. Hunstman tied for Obama at the bottom. Nuff said.

Posted by: Doc at December 17, 2011 06:09 AM (XECOp)

169

[cue Gene Rayburn]

"If you're supporting anybody other than Sarah Palin...you're [blanked]."

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 17, 2011 12:17 PM (28QGB)

170 Paul in first, no problem, my pick. Obummer, don't think his chart even budged. I think the test was perfect.

Posted by: CmDemsRun at December 17, 2011 01:19 PM (6fQsp)

171 Like so many others, Paul came in first for me. Difference is, I'll be voting for him.

Posted by: l-train at December 17, 2011 01:26 PM (dHqot)

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