Win the future with the rhetoric of the past!

They would've used that, except Mondale didn't use that ad in the '60s.

They forgot to throw in "minorities"!  An uncharacteristic oversight.  Wall Street Fatcats is always good.   

Racism.  Ryan sounds a lot like Himmler.   Hitler once cut a budget.  

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2011 06:24 PM (4ZxEW)

I wrote a nice thought, pushed post and the all of a sudden all I saw was the box to write a comment in. 

Tax cuts for the wealthy.  Say it with me, bruthas.

We've never clicked Ace's humor post on Ryan. 

Tax cuts for the wealthy.  Say it with me, bruthas.

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at April 05, 2011 06:27 PM (QKKT0)

bringing little kids and having blood on their faces and having them carry "kill the rich" signs and chant "eat the rich" is tantamount to child abuse.  If a republican did it, they'd have had their kids taken away from them at the "rally"...

I live in interesting times.

Obama has a new attack poodle: Debbie Wasserman-Shultz at DNC

She's stupid but good at demagoguery, so that I'm sure she'll be out there screeching that this new budget hurts women, children, and the eldery.

No starving grannies? They are slipping.

So many Americans have been forced to eat their pets in the booming Obama Economic Recovery that there's a glut of high quality dog food on the market.  The grannies have nothing to worry about.

24 1. I hear all these people saying Ryan's plan is genius, and in truth it is timid. It isn't enough. $6.2T over 10 years sounds like a lot, but with 1T (at least!) a year in deficits, it isn't even close to getting us to a balanced budget in a decade, much less bringing down the debt...

The conference and leadership said they didn't want to go back to '06, so they didn't go back to '06. As it is, some appropriators and other liberal Republicans keep complaining that this plan is mad, that touching the third rail in an election year is political suicide. Guess we'll see.

# 25  iknowtheleft,

That's what gets me.  No Repubbie has the balls to call it like it is.  Too much fake collegiality, too much respect given without ever being earned.  Someone needs to take a cane to Dingy Harry's head on the Senate floor.  Time for that part of History to hiccup as the war that followed that historical caning is coming nigh, and quelle surprise, it's the Demonrats pushing for uncivil war in this Country yet once again.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 05, 2011 06:16 PM (6IReR)

Yes, typical Prog confusion of cause and effect.  Allow me to correct by rearranging these words into their proper order, dropping the bullshit, and injecting some reality:

The new conservative President knows that dramatically growing our economy and reducing the size and cost of government is essential to reducing America's long-term deficits and to securing the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.

I cannot stand listening to her and neither can some of other lawmakers who've been on TV with her-- including some from her own party. She is a stupid shrill with a bad perm.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 05, 2011 06:39 PM (8y9MW)

What _{(4% unemployment)} in the _{(4% unemployment)} world would give you that _{(4% unemployment)} idea?

Also, 4% unemployment by 2015 under Ryan's plan.

The DCCC: Paul Ryan's budget is extreme!

They're using the budget to try to oust 50Rs in divided districts, including Rep. West.

I love it!  Wasserman-Schlitz is easily one of the most annoying people around.  Having her gums flapping for the Dems is great!  That would be like having dog-shit as their new perfume.  Go for it, dems.

I cannot stand listening to her and neither can some of other lawmakers who've been on TV with her-- including some from her own party. She is a stupid shrill with a bad perm.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 05, 2011 06:41 PM (UO6+e)

She's a trained attack poodle.  Nasty, vicious, impervious to facts, logic, reasoning.  I give it 8 months until she lets loose with her version of the Dean Scream.

Posted by: seiu at April 05, 2011 06:38 PM (h+qn

Sucker. I just told the old battleaxe to go dumpster diving. She can use her walker as a step-stool.

She's a trained attack poodle.  Nasty, vicious, impervious to facts, logic, reasoning.  I give it 8 months until she lets loose with her version of the Dean Scream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (XBM1t)

In other words, she's Cynthia McKinney-esque.  If she's also crazier than a shithouse rat.

Any plan to reduce our deficit must reflect the American values of fairness and shared sacrifice.

Oh my God. It's like your wife going on a $5,000 spending spree for new clothes and shoes, then bitching that you spent $8 on a 6-pack of craft beer.

Speaking of craft beer, has President Basketball Brackets had time to work on his White House brew in between Motown Night and vacation?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 05, 2011 06:46 PM (Z1jiu)

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (k1rwm)

heh

shared sacrifice?  motherfucker, if 50% of the country doesn't pay taxes, it ain't shared!

And how dare this commie piece of shit talk about special interestes.  GE? Anyone?

Pell grants?  You sonsabitches STOLE the college loan industry... if it wasn't all government run, then maybe students would have access to low cost loans you weasely bastard.

Can we impeach this motherfucker yet?

the American values of fairness and shared sacrifice

This can be roughly translated to "taking your hard-earned shit and giving it to some politically connected creep or lazy, hand-out wanting cretin.

It is clear, Zero won't budge. The Dhimmicrats in Congress are holdin out, hoping the other side will cave.

Shut it down! 

WASAOURO - Do Not Eat Throw Away. 

Speaking of craft beer, has President Basketball Brackets had time to work on his White House brew in between Motown Night and vacation?

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 06:47 PM (HzhBE)

I wonder what clever names he has lined up?

Kill Pale Whitey Ale?

_{that was terrible}

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 06:53 PM (h+qn

I'm sorry, I believe I read what you wrote to imply that teachers and cops are more educated than the rest of us.  I have some very close friends as cops, I've met plenty of teachers.

No.

My wife and I have more degrees than the entire local sheriff's department.

President Basketball Brackets

He nailed that Kansas pick!

(For our next office pool, how about predicting the day they mention some poor, elderly person who eats cat food?)

The Dems: Paul Ryan is going to throw old people out of nursing homes!

Plus a bunch of other trashy articles at The Hill.

Posted by: Jackwagon at April 05, 2011 06:54 PM (qjUnn)

Here's a thought:  don't pay the best armed, most highly trained military force in the history of mankind.

Good plan! 

They forgot to throw in "minorities"! An uncharacteristic oversight.

Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (sOtz/)

Or women: the other half of the victimization dynamic duo.

I wonder what clever names he has lined up?

1600 Select.

_{(You'll be trippin' balls so hard on Saturday night that you'll never hear your preacher damn his country on Sunday morning.)}

Here's a thought:  don't pay the best armed, most highly trained military force in the history of mankind.

Good plan! 

Posted by: tangonine at April 05, 2011 06:59 PM (x3YFz)

The chaps at Fort Knox might welcome that.

tangonine. no offense meant. and not political wonks in general . And (teachers) are Supposed to be educated.

i still feel the same.

They forgot to throw in "minorities"! An uncharacteristic oversight.

Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2011 06:20 PM (sOtz/)

Or women: the other half of the victimization dynamic duo.

Posted by: Herr Blücher at April 05, 2011 07:01 PM (JCf84)

don't forget the single mothers.  and orphans (though, you won't find an orphanage in the US... never mind the thousands of couples wanting to adopt... planned parenthood genocide and all that)

The Democrats have NOTHING but the simpleton fools who keep voting for hopenchange. Sadly, they number in the bajillions. God help us, but meanwhile, Ryan/Rubio 2012 to scare the pants off these nannyhammer jackasses. They would defeat anyone the Dems would put against them in debates. Would be a slaughter to enjoy. Damn the Dems, full speed ahead. GO GOP!

tangonine. no offense meant. and not political wonks in general . And (teachers) are Supposed to be educated.

i still feel the same.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 07:02 PM (h+qn

You're right in that they're "supposed" to be, but if you visit a public school you'll be underwhelmed on an epic scale.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (UO6+e)

I hope so.  Then they need to scream bloody murder if the dems and prez decline to pass it.  But I'm a dreamer. 

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (3eTJD)

_{authenticized}

Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2011 06:44 PM (McG46)

Also Paul/Ryan 2012, if you go with surnames.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz new DNC head.  Discuss.

D is for Detroit!

Arab Spring!

"When you want to smell like you're worth exploding!"

Any plan to reduce our deficit must reflect the American values of ensuring that Guam doesn't tip over into the ocean.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (pdRb1)

The word "studies" kinda of says it all for me, however, an exception should be made for Mexican Food Studies, with lab work dedicated to the deflowering of a young senorita.

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 07:14 PM (qBo9h)

Substitute "Jeb" for "half-brother" and "Barb" for "illegal alien aunt."  Now imagine the media coverage.  We'd be getting counts: "Day 345 of President Bush's brother living in a cardboard box..."

164 162 When do the polls close?

No idea.

The attack happened around 11:30 a.m. Monday in the 1200 block of Fell Street, where the victim, a 29-year-old Daly City man, had set up his table, said Capt. Denis OÂ’Leary of the Police DepartmentÂ’s Park Station.

A man and woman approached the victim, tore one of the signs and shook the table, causing the political literature to fall to the ground.

Also, I think I saw that the city is offering a $5 million bounty on these infidels but maybe that was a different article.

How generic is this statement? The Democrats could reuse this ad, with basically the same message:

Same results, please! Palin=Reagan.

A man and woman approached the victim, tore one of the signs and shook the table, causing the political literature to fall to the ground.

The SFPD was going to have a manhunt but a coalition of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered and animal rights activists immediately protested the use of the oppressively patriarchal idea of a "man" hunt so the police just said fuck it. 

Posted by: bugsrus

That's like, cradle-to-grave awesomeness.

@39: "Until and unless the Republicans get out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. to point out the abject retardation that is the current Democrat party, we're going to lose.  Once they wake up and realize that neither the Democrats in government, nor their bought-and-paid-for media are their friends- we can't help but win."

Don't you mean "lose more slowly"? Better-managed socialism is still socialism.  The GOP aren't exactly staunch advocates for/defenders of liberty, limited government, fiscal responsibility, and free markets.

A man and woman approached the victim, tore one of the signs and shook the table, causing the political literature to fall to the ground.

Oh my goodness! And did the victim have his finger bitten off as well?!!!

A man who set up a table with political literature and a sign supporting President Barack Obama was attacked in San FranciscoÂ’s North Panhandle neighborhood on Monday morning, a police captain said Tuesday.

I'm sure the dems have a shitload of these attacks planned for the whole nation leading up to the 2012 election.  Remember, they're probably going to go full bore to excite violence somehow.  They have to have the chaos.  It's the marxist way, donncha' know.

@74: "If we don't achieve it, the cuts are going to come hard and fast, and there's going to be a shitload of unfairness, and they're going to be completely discredited."

Unfairness creates more poor.  The poor vote for us.  Completely discredited?  No chance.  We should have been completely discredited hundreds of times before, yet it never, ever happens.  We give people what they want - free shit, courtesy of whitey.

I wonder what clever names he has lined up?

Kill Pale Whitey Ale?

"Che Beer" is already taken.

OT question for the Moron gearheads.

Long story short, the '90 Ramcharger dropped voltage and a mechanic buddy of mine replaced the alternator, assuming the voltage regulator was internal because it wasn't visibly mounted on the firewall.

It turns out that there is an external regulator and not only is it not where it should be (we even called Chrysler) it's nowhere to be found, anywhere. At all.

WTF? Any ideas?

164 162 When do the polls close?

No idea.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (UO6+e)

when the union voting machine says they've won.

 Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (bMIRR)

Let me save "Barry" and the comrades some trouble. Instead of repeating their tired crap, how about just referring to it by the numbers:

So "Barry" only needed to say "Well, as I've said before, and let me be perfectly clear, #5, #7, #1, and most of all, #10 !!!111!!! bitchez!"

Psychic interpretation tells me it's in Nancy Pelosi's cooter.

No wonder the alternator crapped out. It's too corroded.

Posted by: bugsrus at April 05, 2011 07:35 PM (kTpXU)

Oh, and they get this free arm-band with the obama logo on it!

164 162 When do the polls close?

No idea.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 05, 2011 07:31 PM (UO6+e)

when the union voting machine says they've won.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 05, 2011 07:53 PM (6IReR)

That shit'd be funny if it wasn't true.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 05, 2011 07:56 PM (5ql/p)

Yeah but the factory specs for that model show an external regulator and I even bought the part. It's the size of a deck of cards, silver and with a triangular plug on it. It's supposed to be mounted to the left and just below the brake cylinder.

It's just not there.

Where is the Beef?

Where is the Pork?

I'm tired of getting screwed.

It's supposed to be mounted to the left and just below the brake cylinder.

Er, to the right, looking from the front. I was thinking from a driver's perspective.

Sorry, list above should have read:

1. Hurts working families

2. Hurts the poor

3. Money for Wall Street fat cats (yeah, I know they're in the Dem camp, but the rubes don't)

4. Discourages queering off

5. Doesn't promote multiculturalism

6.Tax cuts for millionaires

7. Disadvantages Muzzies

8. Greater burden on seniors

9. Less money for students

10.Recruits more terrorists

11. Doesn't promote diversity

12. Cuts benefits for minorities, and of course, the Big One 

13. Slows HIGH SPEED RAIL, the key to all existence. 

When do the polls close?

When the union buses pull out on their way back to Chicago.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 07:04 PM (h+qn

Not only will non-essentials not get paid for lost hours, but get a load of this.

My ex, a solid conservative and as diligent an employee as anyone could want, said she was told that she will be deemed 'essential'.  I said that's good, you'll at least get paid.  She replied "No, I won't."  That's whack.

That shit'd be funny if it wasn't true.

Posted by: tangonine at April 05, 2011 08:00 PM (x3YFz)

yeah, I wasn't really trying to be funny. it's just how it is with these union fucks.

@206: "Explain to me why Saturn, a decent car, was defunct to cut costs but there's a market for friggin Fiats?"

Well, goes with our fiat currency.....

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (h+qn

And I bet you think Gary Busey is handsome too.

I'm having a hard time taking this seriously, because the country has already turned the corner demographically. Does anyone really think that the Presidential candidate in 2020 who was elected from an electorate than is 35% minority will follow Paul Ryan's roadmap?

The Republicans are playing for the short-term, but the Democrats have the long-term advantage sealed.

Posted by: Pontiac Aztek at April 05, 2011 08:16 PM (EL+OC)

The Aztek was a hideous design. It looked like a concept car from the early 80's.

Pontiac made some good cars tho. I drove a Grand Am for years and never had to replace any parts.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (h+qn

Well, those Scion POS things I see around sure give the Gremlin a run in the ugly assed car race.

Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 08:21 PM (azgo2)

Yeah, yeah, blow me.

No, everyone we've talked to absolutely insists that there is an external regulator.

We're going to take it in to CarQuest tomorrow and make them show us where it is because we can't find the fucking thing.

Jack, comp[ared to a gremlin?

anyway wasserman has bad hair which she tries to keep in control with gunk.

and she needs to forget about being a blonde, also a bad look for her.

218 - I'm sure somehow they have rigged/will rig it.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2011 08:14 PM (h+qn

AMC Pacer. 

comp[ared to a gremlin?

I was inspired by that cute little number.

Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (9aTu7)

It matches my burnt orange suit.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 05, 2011 08:19 PM (6IReR)

90-10 was the vote.

I'm going on a month long bender.

258  When I see a Smartcar I commend the driver and passengers to God for they will die in a collision with a squirrel.

yeah but my fuel is FREE!!!! haHAha

whoa, why is my electric bill $739!!!!!!!

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (NHrvF)

You have to remember the Lefty way of arguing that without admitting that they're the hypocrite, not you

Republican military action = war for oil

Democrat military action = mission to stop genocide
 

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2011 08:39 PM (vdfwz)

I hate the double standard.

270  Why is that not surprising, seems this is the link with all these people, chicago or the university of chicago.

because chicago always wins....oh wait

Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (9aTu7)

See:  The University of Texas, at Austin

Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 08:32 PM (azgo2)

It's cool, I always welcome guff.

I just can't figure out why the part that is supposed to be there, isn't there.

NASA must have been involved.

because chicago always wins....oh wait

Posted by: chicago bears at April 05, 2011 08:42 PM (EOu3d)

YES WE CAN...blame it on Rio.

We're going to take it in to CarQuest tomorrow and make them show us where it is because we can't find the fucking thing.

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 08:26 PM (bMIRR)

look in front around the Rad. or on the fender wells.

 Why would anyone want a burnt orange car?

Ford Pinto?

NASA must have been involved.

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 08:45 PM (bMIRR)

Ah...then it's either a Global Warming Inhibitor or a Muslim Empathy Chip.

Either way, it's gonna cost you mucho $$.

@236: "Well, those Scion POS things I see around sure give the Gremlin a run in the ugly assed car race."

The Cube isn't exactly the automotive Helen of Troy, either.

400 horsepower and sexy as shit

Looks like a mutation between a BMW and a Pontiac.

The Cube isn't exactly the automotive Helen of Troy, either.

Posted by: Ray Zelinsky, Auto Parts King at April 05, 2011 08:51 PM (xy9wk)

Aren't those  Scion abominations too???   And yes, those fuckers are pathetic ugly.

look in front around the Rad. or on the fender wells.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (a3Dy0)

We did. The fender wells on the driver's side have a bunch of wiring and relays and there's nothing on the passenger side. The radiator might be worth a second look because it's hard to look around. We're going to put it on the lift tomorrow and put the fucking lights to it.

It doesn't make any sense.

Mrs. Earp and I are each on our second Saturn.  Love them to death.  Don't know what the hell we're gonna do when we need new cars.

Consider a Subaru.  Despite the smug, self-righteous crunchy militant lesbians that drive them, it's a damn fine car.

It doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 08:53 PM (bMIRR)

look under the dash also...........

Saw one of those new Erkel inspired Obama cars today, it was so slow it held up traffic for blocks. Thousand of Horns Honking, it finally pulled off the road.

People walking could pass it. I love progress.

Ah...then it's either a Global Warming Inhibitor or a Muslim Empathy Chip.

Either way, it's gonna cost you mucho $$.

Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 08:50 PM (azgo2)

I've been talking shit for years about celebrating the upcoming Earth Day by taking the sawzall to the catylitic converter and straight piping it out the back.

I might just actually do it this time since I have the rig on a lift. We'll see how lazy and/or drunk I am.

look under the dash also...........

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 08:56 PM (a3Dy0)

Have you ever seen them there before?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (TMB3S)

The really weird thing is, he designed the DB9 and V8 Vantage, which I loved.

I thought the Z8 looked a little bit like it had no idea what it wanted to be when it grew up.

Have you ever seen them there before?

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 09:05 PM (bMIRR

L........  i have some newer ones yes....

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2011 09:11 PM (TMB3S)

I call bullshit on the mileage. I haven't even looked at the car and I'm pretty confident of that.

Hell, the Prius only gets 17mpg if you drive it balls-out, and I don't think someone is going to drive an exotic performance car and drive it at 45mph in the slow lane all the time.

So the White House and dims do nothing about our debt except give a speech that we need to do something about it, and go on spending what we don't have.  Paul Ryan works on a real plan and the White House and dims do nothing but bitch about it.  The Presidents leadership is AWOL, again, on an important issue the country must deal with.  This just makes the President and his dim party look bad while Ryan looks like somebody in Washington is taking a lead and earning his pay.  Ryan looks like the grown up here, Ryan looks like the leader.  Ryan must be working above his pay-grade if the President can't come up with anything but a speech he doesn't even believe in.  The donks don't have a plan and don't want one.  They need to just sit down and shut-up.

The VW Karmann Ghia is one butt ugly car.  I agree the Scion is ugly too.