April 27, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg: "I'm Playing The Damn [Race] Card Now"
— Ace

It's racist to find fault with a president you don't like.

Didn't you guys know that?

Criticizing Bush in harsh terms was described by Goldberg as "just getting our dialogue back," in 2003; she was claiming that the left had been "silenced," see, and it's new posture of unremittingly anger and hate and death wishes was just getting the "dialogue" back.

Now, when Obama is finally starting to be treated similarly -- not similarly, really, at all, but when he's getting 10% of what Bush got -- it's a friggin' racist scandal.

You know what Whoopie Goldberg has, don't you?

That's right. You can say it.


Integrative Complexity

Whoopi Goldberg is a genius, but not a genius-genius.

Posted by: Ace at 09:44 AM | Comments (229)
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1 So what else is new?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 27, 2011 09:45 AM (GTbGH)

2 Yeah, but its not racist-racist.

Posted by: Gaff at April 27, 2011 09:45 AM (uh3SH)

3 Whoopi:  "When you show such insane disrespect for the president of our country..."

It's like the Bush years never happened, isn't it?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 27, 2011 09:46 AM (FkKjr)

4 so Whoopi Goldberg was a racist in 2004 when she dumped on Bush?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 27, 2011 09:46 AM (6rX0K)

5 *yawn*

Posted by: Andy at April 27, 2011 09:46 AM (5Rurq)

6 Why does anyone give a shit what this stupid ugly cunt has to say...really.

Don't lose focus...TRANSCRIPTS!!  She's just trying to distract us.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 27, 2011 09:47 AM (Rn2kl)

7
** yawn **

Posted by: The American Public at April 27, 2011 09:48 AM (bRLuD)

8 What an ugly, stupid ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 09:49 AM (UOM48)

9 3 Whoopi:  "When you show such insane disrespect for the president of our country..."

But she didn't show Bush disrespect-disrespect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 09:50 AM (UOM48)

10 She's proud to throw the 'Race Card'. 

That's what I find disgusting.

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 09:50 AM (penCf)

Posted by: dan-O at April 27, 2011 09:51 AM (bRLuD)

12 I clicked the link, but can't entertain the notion of starting the video over there. That show is disgusting to me. I get physically ill thinking about watching those loons. That's why transcripts are so important.

Posted by: JoeInMD at April 27, 2011 09:51 AM (PIahf)

13 The race card has been greatly devalued. I don't think that it is recognized in that many places anymore.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 09:51 AM (yQWNf)

14 Whoopi plays the zither while she's using the bathroom. It's true. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 27, 2011 09:52 AM (h6mPj)

15 Sorry, but I feel compelled to repost this, as Whoopi claimed that other nations are "laughing at us" because we show such "insane disrespect to the President".

Advertiser drops Whoopi after Bush sex joke

Some respect you showed George W, yes, Whoopi? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 09:52 AM (9hSKh)

16 You gotta love the front page of Drudge.

"Now Let's See the College Records"

TRANSCRIPTS!!  (yelled like "Wolverines")

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 27, 2011 09:52 AM (Rn2kl)

17

10 3 Whoopi:  "When you show such insane disrespect for the president of our country..."

But she didn't show Bush disrespect-disrespect.

Boy oh boy, Trump could tear her a new one over that statement!  I say Trump because evidently he's the only one with nads enough to stand up to scrunts like the ViewShrews.

Posted by: Havedash at April 27, 2011 09:52 AM (sFD5n)

18 She must have been really bent when Bush was forced to submit a birth certificate.

Posted by: Ginormous Goober DeLarge at April 27, 2011 09:53 AM (Q5+Og)

19 whoopi should go back to peddling adult diapers, it's more her speed.

Posted by: negentropy at April 27, 2011 09:53 AM (27KAF)

20 She is just standing up for the folks.

Posted by: Bawl O'Really at April 27, 2011 09:53 AM (yQWNf)

21 according to drudge he's flying to chicago to be on the big O and then to NYC to fully tie up traffic for hours.  No consideration, on holy thursday people are still complaining that traffic he caused prevented them from getting to church that day.

Matt drudge certainly doesn't want to put the "birther" issue to rest.  Makes me wonder why.  He has a whole column of stuff.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 09:53 AM (k1rwm)

22 So, she's an expert at the race card AND rape.  It's good to know that she's so highly educated and and understand teh won better than the rest of us.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 27, 2011 09:54 AM (UK9cE)

23 @13: That show is disgusting to me. I get physically ill thinking about watching those loons.

The View is for people who think Oprah is too intellectual.

Which is why my loony uber-Lefty aunt just loves it.

Posted by: Fartnoise at April 27, 2011 09:54 AM (bCxgV)

24 She said this in 2003.  Guess she either lied then or is lying now:

You know I just want the dialogue back. I feel like we've gotten very quiet. And it's not, it's not, you know left-to-right, it's just, it's just there

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 09:54 AM (penCf)

25 While Preznik Talk Show jets his way with his lovely wife to tape Orca's show, a lot of Americans are at risk of getting killed today or losing their homes.  (From Accuweather):

Another potentially devastating tornado outbreak is about to get under way, targeting much of Mississippi early this afternoon before ransacking Alabama, northwestern Georgia and southern Tennessee into this evening.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 09:54 AM (UOM48)

26 By the way Whoopi, it's not "disrespect" to ask that the President of the United States show something that all of us have to produce even when we go to apply for a job...

/I'm not a Birther, but I am a Transcript-er.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 09:54 AM (9hSKh)

27 Ginormous, if you say one more thing I consider over the line as far as racism or graphic sexual references, you're gone. You've been here three days and almost every single one of your comments is a problem. Clean up or you're gone.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2011 09:55 AM (nj1bB)

28 It's OK. God played the ugly card AND the stupid card when He dealt Whoopi.

She's understandably bitter.

Posted by: CLP at April 27, 2011 09:55 AM (vSBLw)

29 Sorry....I'll try to type in English next time.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 27, 2011 09:56 AM (UK9cE)

30 26 - makes no diff to them. The did not give a crap about the flood in TN last year. Red State and all - screw those two. They will be sent packing soon.

Posted by: gesc at April 27, 2011 09:57 AM (W3r1v)

31 Who seriously gives a shit about Whoopi Goldberg?  This woman defended Mel Gibson against racism charges but calls out Donald Trump?  For fuck's sake.

P.S. Great blogging so far this week, Ace.  Insomnia suits you, apparently.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 27, 2011 09:57 AM (NjYDy)

32
Another potentially devastating tornado outbreak is about to get under way, targeting much of Mississippi early this afternoon before ransacking Alabama, northwestern Georgia and southern Tennessee into this evening.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 01:54 PM (UOM4



And which of these states went JEF in the 08 Election?  He said he could recede waters and heal the earth, but didn't tell you the opposite was true too.....the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away......

Posted by: © Sponge at April 27, 2011 09:58 AM (UK9cE)

33 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin. More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it.

Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 09:59 AM (sqLKs)

34 I blame the fucking idiot housewives who keep that gaggle of shit-for-brains fools on the air.

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2011 09:59 AM (TXKVh)

35
Okay, so now we know why Obama is a failure and a fraud.

1. Because he's too smart to be a good president.
2. You're a racist.

That's what the Left is saying, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer, over easy at April 27, 2011 10:00 AM (uFokq)

36 "I'm Playing The Damn [Race] Card Now" What does she mean "now"? That diseased scrunt has always played the race card.

Posted by: pst314 at April 27, 2011 10:00 AM (OA547)

37 @ 34: More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers).

Evidence of which I'm sure you can produce.

Posted by: Fartnoise at April 27, 2011 10:00 AM (bCxgV)

38 Last night I was sort of forced to watch a little bit of the Lawrence O'donnel interview of some guy named tavis smiley.  It was just unbelievable how they took such license with this whole "birther" issue.  The stuff coming out of their pea brains was also unbelievable.  I mean how can you stretch a simple issue into a full blown attack on the republicans? 

If I haven't mostly heard many republicans say the whole birther thing was a non issue, I might believe some of the crap coming out of lawrence's mouth.  Like him saying that glenn beck was pushing the issue.   anyone who even listens to beck occasionally knows that beck never pushed the issue except to wholly make fun of it.

It becomes concerning when you think that people will believe everything ol lawrence says.  They will believe that beck is a brither, they will believe that the republicans are birthers.  That is truly concerning to me.  I don't understand why no republican has come out to tell lawrence to stop spewing the crap that he has nothing to back up.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 10:00 AM (k1rwm)

39 Whoopie-do better pray Palin wins so she'll have eight years to get that racism stuff out of her system pre-Allen West, POTUS 2021.  Wait...

Posted by: RushBabe at April 27, 2011 10:00 AM (Ew27I)

40 Another potentially devastating tornado outbreak is about to get under way, targeting much of Mississippi early this afternoon before ransacking Alabama, northwestern Georgia and southern Tennessee into this evening.

Well, those states are racist-racist.

Posted by: Whoopti-doo-doo at April 27, 2011 10:01 AM (UOM48)

41 28 Ginormous, if you say one more thing I consider over the line as far as racism or graphic sexual references, you're gone.

You've been here three days and almost every single one of your comments is a problem.

Clean up or you're gone.     Got it. Thanks

Posted by: Ginormous Goober DeLarge at April 27, 2011 10:02 AM (Q5+Og)

42 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin. Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs) ------------------------------------------------------------- And you would know this how exactly?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 10:02 AM (yQWNf)

43 Ginormous Goober DeLarge is either a flat-out racist or a Moby.

Either way, fuck off twatscar.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 27, 2011 10:03 AM (NjYDy)

44 John McCain was stoopid enough to go on that show and the Whoopie asked him "do I have to worry about slavery coming back".

Actually Whoopie, you do have to worry about slavery coming back.  If our government can't stop spending money we don't have we will all be slaves.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 27, 2011 10:03 AM (pdRb1)

45 Don't you realize: this means we've won!  When they play the race card, the jig is up!

And, yeah, I said jig.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 27, 2011 10:03 AM (mAm+G)

46
Why doesn't Eric Cantor know enough to sit back, keep his mouth shut, and just watch as Trump embarrasses Obama?


Posted by: Soothsayer, over easy at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (uFokq)

47 38 @ 34: More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers).

Evidence of which I'm sure you can produce.
Posted by: Fartnoise

If a lib thinks it,  it becomes a fact.  It's called "magical thinking".

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (TXKVh)

48 Who is Whoopi Goldberg? Oh wait is that the guy who is trying to bring back Al Jolson's act on Broadway?

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (CHrmZ)

49

 

More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers).

Pretty sure Lincoln recieved more death threats in one week than Obama has recieved  in two years.And of course Lincoln was actually, you know,assasinated.

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (2RkLt)

50 38 @ 34: More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers).

Evidence of which I'm sure you can produce.

Posted by: Fartnoise at April 27, 2011 02:00 PM (bCxgV)


this is exactly what tavis smiley and o'donnell said last night.  I found myself thinking that if this is true, why was it being kept from the American people, by the press.  But if woopie do is sayign the same thing, then it's a democratic talking point or a talking point emanating from "the campaign".

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (k1rwm)

51

 When you show such insane disrespect to the president of your country, other countries think weÂ’re idiots.”

Preach it Sister!

Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (3WjLe)

52 She changed her name to Whoopi. As in the cushion.

Do we need more proof of a mental defect?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (OAarG)

53 Curious, because nobody watches those shows except for the true believers.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (YmPwQ)

54 34 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin.

More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it.

Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs)

___________________

Yeah, all those images of Booosh hung in effigy, the chimp and retard references, and the movie about his assassination.....

......the Left sure enjoyed that shit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (UOM48)

55 check out the Integrative Complexity stuff I've been adding as running jokes to posts.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (nj1bB)

56 34 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin.

More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it.

Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs)


Proof or get out!

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 27, 2011 10:04 AM (Rn2kl)

57 Oh wait sorry. Whoopi Goldberg is the pseudonym for that Rhodes Scholar guy. Or way it the famous philosopher? I can't remember.
 

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:05 AM (CHrmZ)

58 The late great Sam Kinison many years ago totally destroyed Whoopi Goldberg, using only 5 or 6 words. Will have to find the clip somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2011 10:05 AM (UlUS4)

59

The saddest part of all of this is IF we had a media that had been doing their jobs three and a half years ago, we wouldn't be talking about ANY of this today.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 27, 2011 10:05 AM (GKQDR)

60 Ugly women can't afford to be stupid too.

Posted by: meekrob at April 27, 2011 10:05 AM (pSv+9)

61 Dated, but apparently the last statement on this "issue": 

Secret Service: Threats Against Obama No Higher than Normal

Posted by: toby928™ at April 27, 2011 10:06 AM (GTbGH)

62 >>> so Whoopi Goldberg was a racist in 2004 when she dumped on Bush?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 27, 2011 01:46 PM (6rX0K)

 

Whoa ,whoa, whoa.......where the hell have you been?  Black people can't be racist - it's just not possible.

Have you learned nothing in these post racial times?

Posted by: Roadking at April 27, 2011 10:06 AM (3WjLe)

63 Stolen from Insty:

“Not only has the Massachusetts state House passed a new law barring all PEUs from collective bargaining on health care, it passed by a veto-proof majority — because Democrats pushed the bill. . . . Yes, you read that right. Democrats in Massachusetts admitted that Scott Walker had the right idea all along. In fact, the Commonwealth believes that the ability to manage health care coverage will save taxpayers $100 million in the next budget year. And in another nod to Wisconsin, the House held their vote at 11:30 last night, hoping to avoid the kind of demonstrations that Wisconsin Democrats encouraged in Madison.”

Winning, duh.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 27, 2011 10:07 AM (IXLvN)

64

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

 The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

 The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

 The old timer says, 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Whoopi Goldberg.'

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:07 AM (CHrmZ)

65 ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs.

It could be your best friend.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:07 AM (OAarG)

66 MSNBC is going full racistard. Matthews is going to have a stroke.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (TMB3S)

67 This is curious... it's like the word went out that "racism" is the new meme.  All the lefty blogs are calling Trump racist.  They are calling any calls for transscripts and birth certificates a "racist conspiracy".

I wonder who is coordinating this?? very interesting.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (f9c2L)

68

Tavis Smiley is a joke.  This is the same idiot who said that Christians killed more people than Muslims.  Really Tavis...really?  If Barack Obama was receiving a lot of death threats, his administration is the type that would hype it to play on racial fears.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (Ww3Gh)

69

Whoa ,whoa, whoa.......where the hell have you been?  Black people can't be racist - it's just not possible.

Have you learned nothing in these post racial times?

Posted by: Roadking at April 27, 2011 02:06 PM (3WjLe)


That's correct.  We'll send you to the camps last...

Posted by: Eric "Steadman" Holder at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (Rn2kl)

70 >>The late great Sam Kinison many years ago totally destroyed Whoopi Goldberg, using only 5 or 6 words.

I believe it was Kinison theorizing on why she had a career despite not being even remotely funny.  "Whoopi Goldberg: a nation collectively decides not to hurt someone's feelings."

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (NjYDy)

71

If brevity is the soul of wit, the trolls here would be funnier.   That's all its got? 

Posted by: Beagle at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (sOtz/)

72 Hey, all you Chicagoland morons, that earth tremor you feel this afternoon won't be an earthquake.  Just Air Force One touching down crunching down with the extra load of FLOTUS on board.

Wonder if she'll give Orca any "let's move" and healthy eating advice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:08 AM (UOM48)

73 68 - where have you been? racist has been the meme since 2007.

Posted by: gesc at April 27, 2011 10:09 AM (W3r1v)

74 so the big O will ask the question about death threats?  (God forbid) and racism cause he is the first black president?  (although hey guys remember he is half white, everyone conveniently forgets this, even he does)

When Tavis smiley and lawrence said that it got me very very very upset.  I don't like to hear stuff like that and have people take it all so lightly.  I upped my prayers for the president and believe me, I was already saying a lot of prayers for him.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 10:09 AM (k1rwm)

75 post-racial!

Posted by: kefka at April 27, 2011 10:10 AM (UwqBE)

76

I believe it was Kinison theorizing on why she had a career despite not being even remotely funny. 

Ah, yes, the Cho Factor.

Posted by: meekrob at April 27, 2011 10:10 AM (pSv+9)

77 >>>ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs. When I remember to do so (I've been forgetting) I take that and some Tryptophan. I think it's really the tryptophan that works.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2011 10:10 AM (nj1bB)

78 Would not rape that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Borderline Rapist at April 27, 2011 10:10 AM (h8pRl)

79 I feel bad for Tarantula.

She's got her stable all ready for her skittle shitting unicorn.

Sweetie, it ain't gonna happen. Best to move on already.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:10 AM (OAarG)

80 If I LOVE Rep. West and I LOATHE Presnit Toonces, am I a racist? Is there another category to put me in other than racist?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 10:11 AM (yQWNf)

81

Whoopi. is, great. at being a, bitch

my taint. swollen, and sore. Lord! how I, itch

now. you know, why. I look. hagard, and. glum

at least, I. have the.  proper, ratio: Tooth. to Gum

 

Posted by: Jessie Jackson - "Bean Teeth" at April 27, 2011 10:11 AM (khs+8)

82 Tavis Smiley yesterday, today Whoopi, I guess Obama worshipers must be pretty shaken to be maxing out the tired old card this early in the cycle.

Who keeps making everything about race anyway?

Posted by: ontherocks at April 27, 2011 10:11 AM (HBqDo)

83 @ 51: this ["most death threats" horseshit] exactly what tavis smiley and o'donnell said last night.  I found myself thinking that if this is true, why was it being kept from the American people, by the press.  But if woopie do is sayign the same thing, then it's a democratic talking point or a talking point emanating from "the campaign".

I wouldn't be at all surprised if surfacing on Democratic Underground and Daily Kos in a few days is some "study" or such that supposedly "proves" such a crackpot bullshit assertion (later to be picked up by more "mainstream" information outlets after that). It's just the kind of bogus "domestic violence on Super Bowl Sunday" meme that the fifth column just LOVES to run with.

Posted by: Fartnoise at April 27, 2011 10:12 AM (bCxgV)

84 79 >>>ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs.

When I've had trouble sleeping, 10 mgs. works like a charm for me.  Chased with a shot of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:12 AM (UOM48)

85

>>> check out the Integrative Complexity stuff I've been adding as running jokes to posts.

 

Ace, mining tons of comedy gold - great work btw.

 

 

Posted by: Roadking at April 27, 2011 10:12 AM (3WjLe)

86 Isn't "integrative complexity" just a new way to say "believe six impossible things before breakfast"?

Posted by: jwpaine at April 27, 2011 10:12 AM (FUozQ)

87 Is whoopi still wearing table cloths as attire?

Posted by: Barbarian at April 27, 2011 10:12 AM (EL+OC)

88 " It's racist to find fault with a president you don't like" Yeah see, the problem is I care about the traditonal definition of racism where people oppress, alienate, deport, hurt, kill, torment, intimidate, or seriously mistreat other people just because of their race or perceived race. I don't like that and don't think it's fair. I don't want to be a racist. I don't do that stuff. I do not care about mutant pointy head formulations of racist that amount to being a cheap to push "shut up and cease all opposition" button. I am not at all ashamed of being found "racist" or racist(TM) or 'implicitly racist' or 'collectively guilty of historical racism' or 'acting out the false consciousness programmed into me by a racist western society'. Those definitions of racism are all stupid, paranoid, over complicated mind reading shit meant to transfer the shame of real, authentic racism to something that is not truly racist at all and suggest that it is secretly racist by some bonzo inconsistent detection scheme. It's an incompetent attempt to manipulate me and confuse me and intimidate me. It's witch hunting at it's worst. I know that I'm not racist in the sense of the word that I actually care about and I don't listen to idiots who think they can confuse me by casually and sloppily mangling the language so that words take on new magical meanings. Sorry Whoopie. You'll have to find a smarter way to say "shut up" that I can't see right through.

Posted by: cackfinger at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (HpG1y)

89 Its not the tryptophan you tryptophanists, its racism.

Posted by: Turkey near the chopping block at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (IXLvN)

90 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego! at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (GTbGH)

91 I take the Melatonin at times just for the dreams. They're a hoot.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (OAarG)

92 So Whoopi is admitting to being a Racist? She was very Critical of Bush, couldn't have been anything but racism straight up right? Everyone that is critical or questioning of a Presidnent is Disrespectful and a racist . glad she is owning it.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (h+qn8)

93 @73  And please know that for everytime Obama flies in Air Force One, it costs the taxpayers $181,000 an hour to fly/operate it.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 27, 2011 10:13 AM (Ww3Gh)

94 Does anyone know anyone who watches that show? I think my sister does, and like Whoopie she has Integrative Complexity too......if that means multiple personalities.

Posted by: mare at April 27, 2011 10:14 AM (A98Xu)

95

Would Could not rape that.

 

 

Posted by: Like a Frightened Turtle at April 27, 2011 10:14 AM (khs+8)

96 93 I take the Melatonin at times just for the dreams. They're a hoot.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 02:13 PM (OAarG)

___________

Word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:14 AM (UOM48)

97 Advil Night Time puts me right out. Take them every night.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 10:14 AM (yQWNf)

98 Well, to Lefties like Whoopi, Conservatives/Republicans are pure evil incarnate. It's okay to joke about and criticize truly evil people like Hilter, right? Who doesn't like a good Hitler joke? Hitler and Republicans share the same amount of "evilness" to Leftists.

But you'd have to be truly insane, stupid, or evil yourself to criticize the righteous good guys, which Leftists see themselves as.

It's like a saying I've heard: "Conservatives believe Liberals are wrong. Liberals believe Conservatives are evil."

Posted by: Pyrocles at April 27, 2011 10:14 AM (cv5Iw)

99 If they wanted to make Trump dig in even more and deliver twice as much ordnance, calling him a racsist was the way to do it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2011 10:15 AM (a9+xG)

100 Empire of Jeff, I get the r-word joke you're doing. (the four letter r-word. Trying not to repeat.) For what it's worth, I think it's funny. It's got that 4chan shock-comedy edge I like. But can you avoid it anyway? The fact that guys like you and me have INTEGRATIVE COMPLEXITY as regards the humor value of dark, edgy jokes doesn't mean the joke is widely appreciated... especially on the corporate side of things.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2011 10:15 AM (nj1bB)

101 Uncle benny on fox business news now.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 10:15 AM (k1rwm)

102 The Bernanke is on .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 27, 2011 10:16 AM (npr0X)

103 To hell with lefty airheads like Whoopi.  Watch Dubya give Stephanopoulos a verbal beatdown instead.  Good stuff.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 27, 2011 10:16 AM (RJWyR)

104 Pyrocles, Still they believe castro, che , stalin was ok.  no making sense of how they think.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:16 AM (h+qn8)

105 The late great Sam Kinison many years ago totally destroyed Whoopi Goldberg, using only 5 or 6 words. Will have to find the clip somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2011 02:05 PM (UlUS4)



Here's something that I think does it quite well....

"America does not have the guts to admit that Whoopi Goldberg is not funny."
The Late (still great) Sam Kinison

Posted by: © Sponge at April 27, 2011 10:17 AM (UK9cE)

106 First of all, no one cares, it's The View.
Secondly, no one is watching, it's The View
Last but not least, well did I mention that it was The View?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:17 AM (OAarG)

107

Here it comes Ace. If you thought the racist shit was bad during Barry's cock walk into the WH, you just wait til the race for President.

See, even it's called RACE, therefore it's racist!

So give up Republicans, Obama's black, give up now!

I hate those turds.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at April 27, 2011 10:17 AM (tcSZb)

108 What does Tavis Smiley have to say about this?

Posted by: Ben at April 27, 2011 10:18 AM (wuv1c)

109 79 >>>ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs.

When I remember to do so (I've been forgetting) I take that and some Tryptophan. I think it's really the tryptophan that works. Posted by: ace

Either that or doing a two hour sweat lodge in my hobo-skin wigwam in the back yard gets me sleepin' like a baby.

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2011 10:18 AM (TXKVh)

110 Anyone that goes on TV with their hair looking like an old mop is a fucking idiot.

Since when was it cool to look like poor trash?  I guess this happened at the same time Blacks decided to make up their names from God knows what source.

Tequial, Nenmai, etc.  Pick any group of letters and put a vowel at the end and you've got Sharelli's new name.


Posted by: Kemp at April 27, 2011 10:18 AM (JpFM9)

111
"Why would they try to make people hate us?"
Michelle Obama asks Valerie Jarret (within earshot of a reporter),
November, 2008

Remember that? After a year of slandering half the country and all Republicans, Michelle wonders why all the racists hate her and her stupid husband.




Posted by: Soothsayer, over easy at April 27, 2011 10:19 AM (uFokq)

112 Whoopi didn't sound very articulate.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 27, 2011 10:19 AM (4ABat)

113 @ 82: If I LOVE Rep. West and I LOATHE Presnit Toonces, am I a racist?

Yes, because Allan West is not really a black man, don'tcha know? His ideology prevents it. (See also: Sowell, Thomas; Williams, Walter; Thomas, Clarence; Keynes, Alan; Cain, Herman; etc., etc.)

Posted by: Fartnoise at April 27, 2011 10:19 AM (bCxgV)

114 Just read a quote in readers digest.  I can't remember it exactly but it went something like this.  "Unfortunately, her inability to have a converstation has not affected her ability to speak." 

Posted by: Polazerus at April 27, 2011 10:19 AM (zji3t)

115 provocative " racist " joke for the day. News outlet circa 2009: 'Obama loves his Blackberry(TM) and never goes anywhere without it' "racist" : 'Why's it have to be a BLACK-berry? Why can't it be a white berry or a brown berry or a yellow berry? This doesn't look like a coca-cola commercial ! '

Posted by: cackfinger at April 27, 2011 10:19 AM (HpG1y)

116 Okay, who keeps signing for deliveries of vomitous masses from The Spew? Who?

Read the damn memo, people!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 27, 2011 10:20 AM (FcKXR)

117 Ace, I am just an integratively simple thinker so I believe that Jeff actually wants to r--- Ms. Goldberg but can't simply get the hydraulics working.  What am I missing?

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 27, 2011 10:20 AM (Rn2kl)

118 I am sexually attracted to the creature called Whoopie Goldburg !!!!

Posted by: Jabba "The Hutt" at April 27, 2011 10:20 AM (48wze)

119 Boy, Bernanke sure looks/sounds nervous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:21 AM (UOM48)

120 Whoopi's fist 'stage name' was "Whoppi Cushion"

can't make that Stuff up...........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2011 10:21 AM (UqKQV)

121 In a world engulfed in kinetic military operations....

Where millions of jobs are saved or created...

By a reduction of expenditures in the tax code...

And bitter, typical white people act stupidly and cling to their religion and guns...

There emerges one man, armed with the most penetrating intellect the world has ever known...

Barack Obama in

I N T E G R A T I V E
C O M P L E X I T Y

Opening in a theater near you, in all 57 states, begining Quatro de Cinco.

(This film as not yet been rated.)




Posted by: angler at April 27, 2011 10:21 AM (SwjAj)

122

34 ...More death threats than any other president in history

Source please?

Posted by: Mortimer Snerd at April 27, 2011 10:22 AM (mQMnK)

123

You know what Whoopie Goldberg has, don't you?

That's right. You can say it.

Integrative Complexity

 

Dont worry Whoopie darling, it ain't nuttin a little Vioxx and Augmentin won't take care of.

Posted by: John Holmes' festering,puss-filled corpse at April 27, 2011 10:22 AM (pr+up)

124 @122, Fidgety . I wanna see sweat pouring off his dome tho .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 27, 2011 10:22 AM (npr0X)

125 Can't wait for the questions from reporters to Bernanke.

Wait....what am I thinking?  Softballs......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:22 AM (UOM48)

126 Whoopi's fist 'stage name' was "Whoppi Cushion" ----------------------------------------------------------- Well look at her. She does have quite the cushion.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 10:23 AM (yQWNf)

127 Flop sweat in 3...2...1.....

His voice is really shaky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:23 AM (UOM48)

128 Well, ace... It's actually a dig at the Moronettes who accused me of being a Borderline Rapist for daring to disagree with them during the whole Toronto Slutwalk thread. But sure, I can lay off. Although, being called out like that is a lot like rape 9-11.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Borderline Rapist at April 27, 2011 10:24 AM (h8pRl)

129 34 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin.

More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it.

Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs)

Oh come here darlin...give us some lovin, will ya...  

Posted by: John Holmes' festering,puss-filled corpse at April 27, 2011 10:24 AM (pr+up)

130 twas totally racist to ask McCain for his BC.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:24 AM (h+qn8)

131 This Bernanke fellow is a genius. Inflation is going up, GDP is going down. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2011 10:24 AM (TMB3S)

132 106 Pyrocles, Still they believe castro, che , stalin was ok.  no making sense of how they think.

Maybe Lefties see those guys as fellow visionary rebels; similar to how they see themselves. Living above the proles and trying to shape society into theoretical perfection? Fellow rebels doing what they need to do against an "evil American empire". They meant well; only meaning to create just and fair societies, but failed due to logistics and American meddling.

Posted by: Pyrocles at April 27, 2011 10:24 AM (cv5Iw)

133 Whoopi, get me some coffee.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (JpFM9)

134

Whoopi Goldberg anagram:

Hobo Growled Pig

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (QMtmy)

135 I am so glad someone else is getting pounded.

Posted by: the chicken at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (IXLvN)

136

totally racist to be un-employed and lose your home, pension, insurance  if Obama is President.

do not complain!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (h+qn8)

137

REMEMBER WHEN HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND TED DANSEN DRESSED IN FUCKING BLACK FACE AND SHE DEFENDED HIM???

 

TALK ABOUT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE

Posted by: CAPTAIN ALL CAPS at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (q177U)

138 Whoopi won her EGOT legitimately. It had nothing to do with race.

Posted by: Ben at April 27, 2011 10:25 AM (wuv1c)

139 Something "happened" that night.  Those Duke boys know what they did!

Posted by: Whoopi at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (JpFM9)

140 totally racist to say you cannot withstand anymore taxing.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (h+qn8)

141
A story circulated after the '08 election about the Secret Service blaming Sarah Palin for the increase in death threats on Obama.

Incidentally, what's important to note about this story is how, even after a huge victory, the Democrats do not let up on attacks. If they can, they will continue to grind the Republicans into the dust, at every opportunity.


Posted by: Soothsayer, over easy at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (uFokq)

142 Bernanke is making me nervous.  Just the way he's speaking. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (UOM48)

143 145th!!! (or so)

Posted by: Naturally Hairless Kooch at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (SJtyN)

144

The question I have is when does Whoopi not throw the race card? Bless her stinky dreadlocks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (FnRYN)

145 126

Come one Whoppi is funny. Here are the top 10 Whoppi Goldberg punch lines

10........aw fuck, hold on, something will come to me.

9..........ah, see 10.

and so on, and so on, and so on.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 27, 2011 02:22 PM (OWjjx)


She was funny in National Lampoon's Vacation when Chevy Chase punched her in the face near the end of the movie.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (pdRb1)

146 totally racaist to say I don't want the gvt. having anymore power.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:26 AM (h+qn8)

147 @122 Boy, Bernanke sure looks/sounds nervous.

Oh great.  That fills me with confidence. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 27, 2011 10:27 AM (pW2o8)

148 66 ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs.

It could be your best friend.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 02:07 PM (OAarG)

Yukon Jack is the man's cure.

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:27 AM (CHrmZ)

149 Whoops!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 27, 2011 10:27 AM (h8pRl)

150 So, how long into the Oprah interview will some form of the 'racist card be used?

I'm taking bets.

...

Did you guys notice that at the beginning of his presser today he said he wouldn't make the networks break in if he was ONLY going to talk Nat'l Security.  I know he was joking, but still.  The intire back and forth at the beginning didn't sit well with me. At. ALL.

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 10:27 AM (penCf)

151 Speaking of FLOTUS, I'm not a betting gal, but if I were, I'd say she's particular peeved today and back to thinking we're a mean country.

Meanie mean meanie pant conservatives!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 27, 2011 10:28 AM (OAarG)

152 "142  REMEMBER WHEN HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND TED DANSEN DRESSED IN FUCKING BLACK FACE AND SHE DEFENDED HIM???

TALK ABOUT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE"

 

Watch it Captain. I got spanked for that one.

Posted by: Ginormous Goober DeLarge at April 27, 2011 10:28 AM (Q5+Og)

153 Intire = entire.  Stupid of me.

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 10:28 AM (penCf)

154 I can see the NY Post headline in a couple of days. Whoopie's Race Card Has Been Trumped

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2011 10:28 AM (a9+xG)

155 I will say I am impressed with the "racism distraction meme" the left has going.  Whatever the new name for Journolist is, they got their marching orders.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 27, 2011 10:28 AM (IXLvN)

156 Bernanke is going to have a heart attack any second.....most nervous speaker ever.  He's disturbing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:29 AM (UOM48)

157
Melatonin gives you wicked dreams. Try valerian root.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2011 10:29 AM (QMtmy)

158 #144

Yeah, you made us rich as shit, thanks Whoopi and Nancy!

Now, blow us.

Posted by: The Duke Lacrosse Team at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (JpFM9)

159 68 This is curious... it's like the word went out that "racism" is the new meme.  All the lefty blogs are calling Trump racist.  They are calling any calls for transscripts and birth certificates a "racist conspiracy".

I wonder who is coordinating this?? very interesting.
Hello!

Posted by: JournoList II at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (TrV8K)

160 Helicopter Ben is "watching inflation expectations".

I feel so at ease.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (9hSKh)

161
If Obama wins in '12 due chiefly to the use of the Race Cardtm, why all the Democrats have to do is keep running black men and women for potus.

It's so crazy it might work.

Posted by: Soothsayer, over easy at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (uFokq)

162 "162 Bernanke is going to have a heart attack any second.....most nervous speaker ever.  He's disturbing."   Maybe he knows something you don't?

Posted by: Ginormous Goober DeLarge at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (Q5+Og)

163 I'm going to have to read about the presser later.  He's making me nervous....and afraid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 10:30 AM (UOM48)

164

Melatonin gives you wicked dreams. Try Hash valerian root.

 

Posted by: Dr. Garrett at April 27, 2011 10:31 AM (khs+8)

165

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Borderline Rapist at April 27, 2011 02:24 PM (h8pRl)

O/T and thanks for reminding me, Whilst lurking lastnight I came a cross your rather epic smack down of that eeyore "Paper" in the Pat Buchanna/Obama IQ thread..OMG ROTFLMAO, I think you topped the whole PEZ Dispencer riff from a couple months ago...Good Stuff fer sure! Man that guy has NO sense of humor.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 27, 2011 10:31 AM (pr+up)

166

Hooray, bring out the old meme that worked  last time .

media matters.

 

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:31 AM (h+qn8)

167 If the Fed's purpose is to "maintain low inflation", you have epically failed Heli Ben. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 10:31 AM (9hSKh)

168 Coordinating the racism meme doesn't require very much organization really.   Just make sure they all have coffee in the morning.  

Posted by: Beagle at April 27, 2011 10:32 AM (sOtz/)

169 34 You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black president has a lot to do with the color of his skin. More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it. Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs) ---------------------------------- So your theory is that if John Kerry or Hillary Clinton were president right now doing the same crap we'd all be happy and supportive or at least polite? LOL. Is that what the left-tard cognoscenti REALLY thinks? HA HA HA HA ! Oh Lord that's so stupid. How did you morons ever get anyone elected again? Oh right. By taking cheap shots, making promises that were never kept, lying, making constant but cheap unsubstantiated accusations of racism,and pretending to be centrists. That's right. And 2010 never happened right? LOL. Who actually wants you guys in power? Who? Russell Brand?

Posted by: cackfinger at April 27, 2011 10:32 AM (HpG1y)

170

Quantitative Easing:

...this time with lube

Posted by: Beagle at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (sOtz/)

171

HERES A PICTURE OF HER BOYFRIEND, WHOM SHE DEFENDED, DRESSED IN BLACKFACE

TED FUCKING DANSEN

http://tiny.cc/7q1br

Posted by: CAPTAIN ALL CAPS at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (q177U)

172 Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar making out. Discuss.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (h8pRl)

173 CAPTAIN ALL CAPS

Best new screen-name! Perhaps his sidekick BOLDFACE BOY will show up too!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (2PTT7)

174 I'm going to have to read about the presser later.  He's making me nervous....and afraid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2011 02:30 PM (UOM4



Yep. Same here. He really looks like he knows shit is coming but trying to paint a rosy picture.


Reminds me of the band that played on while the Titanic was sinking.

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (penCf)

175 Woopie Goldberg is indeed a racist.  But not the bad kind.

Posted by: Barky The Magnificent at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (yPTcS)

176 I sometimes go by my non Joo name, but I still fart when I do,Whoopi.

Posted by: Caryn Elaine Johnson at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (JpFM9)

177

Riiight.  The left has been silenced all these years...

I'll believe that when hell freezes over and pigs naturally grow wings and fly.

Typical liberal behaviour.  If all else fails, the opposition is racist.  After all, you can't prove what someone's thinking, so just accuse them of something unprovable.  It works all most of the time.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, s.p. at April 27, 2011 10:33 AM (gH+Hj)

178

BEN BERNAKE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

INVEST IN LEAD

Posted by: CAPTAIN ALL CAPS at April 27, 2011 10:34 AM (q177U)

179 I'd love to have a body language expert commenting on Ben live .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 27, 2011 10:34 AM (npr0X)

180 If they are throwing out the race card that means they have crossed off everything else on the list and are starting over again.

It's actually a good sign. Kinda like flailing.

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:35 AM (CHrmZ)

181 178 Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar making out.

Discuss.

Nothing to discuss.  Now if you'll excuse me..

*vomits profusely*.  I don't remember eating that. 

/Heli Ben, are you going to at least acknowledge that loose Fed policy is contributing (at least in part) to the rapid rise in oil and gas prices?  No? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 10:35 AM (9hSKh)

182 Protocols of the Elders of Whoopi  ( Goldberg, etc )

you know, They control everything--even the Illuminati and Bilderbergers.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2011 10:35 AM (UqKQV)

183 Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs)

Oh look, it's a libtarded, talking point spewing, parrot. Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 27, 2011 10:35 AM (6IReR)

184 Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar making out. Discuss. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 27, 2011 02:33 PM (h8pRl) --------------------------------------------------------- I cannot talk with all of this projectile vomit coming out of my mouth.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2011 10:35 AM (yQWNf)

185 Actual quote on CNBC Bernanke: Higher gas prices drain household income. It's like watching Forrest Gump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2011 10:36 AM (TMB3S)

186 Bernanke and Goldberg active on the same day?

coincidence ??  I don't think so............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan under the tin foil hat again at April 27, 2011 10:36 AM (UqKQV)

187

You right-wing birther nuts need to accept the truth that this absolutely visceral hatred for our first black presidenthas a lot to do with the color of his skin.
 For His Left Ideas For His saying our military was straffing villges and civilians, for His not being transperant and using Federal funds as if they'd never run out!
More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers). Think about it.
 Yeah I thought about it all the way through watching You burn Bush in Effigy and calling our military Killers !

Posted by: Tetra at April 27, 2011 01:59 PM (sqLKs)

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:37 AM (h+qn8)

188 Totally OT but a simple question:

I have the new FF4 (I think that is what the new version is called) anyway, I can read through a thread, then refresh page and new comments show up - not at the end which is normal - but in the middle.  It makes me repost what others have already said.

Plus, parts of a main post are missing, then I hit refresh and it corrects it.

Plus, whole threads don't even show up for awhile.

It keeps making me post on a dead thread, post on a thread as OT because it didn't show the thread below the latest one (where my post fit better) etc.

Is anyone else having this problem?

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 10:37 AM (penCf)

189 Whoopi Goldberg is really Ben Bernanke in costume.

All this talk of "easing" suddenly makes sense to me now.

By the way x5 on the nervous look. He is hiding something. Mt guess is all this talk of forcing banks to buy the debt/increasing the Reserve limit is coming real soon.

Posted by: Marcus at April 27, 2011 10:38 AM (CHrmZ)

190 so what's bernanke indicating is going to happen in the next year?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:38 AM (h+qn8)

191 170

Melatonin gives you wicked dreams. Try Hash valerian root.

 

Posted by: Dr. Garrett at April 27, 2011 02:31 PM (khs+

Find some and I split it with you!

Posted by: Charlie at April 27, 2011 10:38 AM (JpFM9)

192   178 Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar making out.

Discuss.   cAn a Kybrd be saVEd afTer i T has BeeN VmiTed On? (SoRRY foR the WeiRd TyPing, Used CofFee eFFecTing tHe CirCuiTs) 

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 27, 2011 10:39 AM (4ABat)

193 link for the sheep thing under name - safe for work

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 27, 2011 10:39 AM (h6mPj)

194 Since when was it cool to look like poor trash?  I guess this happened at the same time Blacks decided to make up their names from God knows what source.

Tequial, Nenmai, etc.  Pick any group of letters and put a vowel at the end and you've got Sharelli's new name.

Posted by: Kemp at April 27, 2011 02:18 PM (JpFM9)

I was going to denounce your racist attitude, but then I remembered Moms Mabley and what she said about how Chinese couples name their babies: "They throw all their silverware in the air, and whatever sound it makes when it hits the floor is what they name the baby."

Posted by: stuiec at April 27, 2011 10:40 AM (ELpjS)

195

We're just betting that things stabilize in the middle east. [paraphrased, but accurate]

Good bet, there!

betting what with what ?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:40 AM (h+qn8)

196 We have to "watch and hope" we'll get stronger growth creation?

/Are we going to get an intelligent question about inflation? 

//"Medium-term inflation expectation" - we haven't a bloody idea what it'll be, so we'll put out a soothing number to prevent the rubes from rioting. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 10:40 AM (9hSKh)

197 I really wish someone would ask Whoopie what she thinks of African Americans supporting the President solely based on the color of his skin.

That isn't racist, that is identifying. Right, Whoopie?  It's not that they don't not want to vote for the white guy, they just want to vote for the black, er, I mean, the best guy.

Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 10:40 AM (penCf)

198 >>>The Bernanke:  We're just betting that things stabilize in the middle east. [paraphrased, but accurate]<<< In other news, the Irish Temperance Movement is really picking up steam.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 27, 2011 10:41 AM (h8pRl)

199

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHOOPI GOLDSTEIN?   And why do I care.

Oh yeah!  I remember  Ted Danson, another PHI BETA KAPPA used this hose bag as a PIN CUSHION.

To paraphrase Chris Farley.  WHOOOOPDEEE-FUCKING-DO.

Posted by: SCALP 666 at April 27, 2011 10:41 AM (Vqruj)

200 The Bernanke:  We're just betting that things stabilize in the middle east. [paraphrased, but accurate]

Historically, the Middle East has been very stable politically. Except for the time period between the First Crusades and, uh, now.

I'm a super-genius, racist haters!

Posted by: Barack 'Super Genius' Obama at April 27, 2011 10:41 AM (2PTT7)

201 I cut back from 5 mg to 1 mg of melatonin and 1 had the same effect as 5

from what I've read, melatonin has odd / maybe harmful side effects ( other than Crazy Dreams ) for many people.

So if Less works as well as More, Less is Better because of, you know, unintended consequences / side effects

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. health guru at April 27, 2011 10:41 AM (UqKQV)

202 This is a butt-ugly, dumb, no talent with a massive chip on its shoulder. I/o/w, a lefty pin-up girl.

Posted by: low level socialist agitator at April 27, 2011 10:42 AM (K/USr)

203 Whoa...... ending of QE2 will have relatively small effects .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 27, 2011 10:42 AM (npr0X)

204 QE2 will end in the second quarter as planned?  No QE3?  Can you pinky-swear on that?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2011 10:42 AM (9hSKh)

205 192
Actual quote on CNBC: Bernanke: Higher gas prices drain household income.
It's like watching Forrest Gump.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2011 02:36 PM (TMB3S)

Stupid says as stupid does

Posted by: ya2daup at April 27, 2011 10:43 AM (FcKXR)

206 so are they going to use reserves to keep gas and food prices down?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2011 10:45 AM (h+qn8)

207 195
Totally OT but a simple question:
Is anyone else having this problem?
Posted by: momma aka inflate your tires at April 27, 2011 02:37 PM (penCf)

I haven't experienced the difficulties that you describe, but FF4 has been wiggy for me, too. Mostly by refusing to refresh the screen on demand (and some other things that I cannot recall right now).

Posted by: ya2daup at April 27, 2011 10:46 AM (FcKXR)

208 this is so sad to watch.  I mean did they hand out the questions ahead of time and have a lottery of who would get to ask them?


Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 10:47 AM (k1rwm)

209 If the Fed's purpose is to "maintain low inflation", you have epically failed Heli Ben.

I've found that the software written by the geniuses at the University of East Anglia (with some minor tweaks) can also effectively hide an incline also.

Posted by: Ben Bernake at April 27, 2011 10:49 AM (tf9Ne)

210 Why is a whoopie cushion playing a race tard? And how did it qualify for the Special Olympics? This is an outrage!

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 27, 2011 10:52 AM (7tk/d)

211

Do we pay Bernanke??

Posted by: gus at April 27, 2011 10:52 AM (Vqruj)

212 8 What an ugly, stupid ass.   Name a high profile liberal female that isn't: Rosie O'Donnel Babs Steisand Pelosi Hillary Whoopi Helen Thomas Janet Reno ..................URRRRHUUUPPPPP!!!   <sorry.....can't continue....the list is a lot longer but the mental images just caused me to lose my lunch....>
 

Posted by: MrObvious at April 27, 2011 10:54 AM (v4UYp)

213

See I'm not a racist. This is what I had to say about George Bush in 2003. It was teh funny.

"That's why I'm here tonight. Because I love bush. But someone's giving bush a bad name. Someone has tarnished name of `bush.' Someone has waged war, someone has deliberately misled the country, someone has attempted to amend the constitution, all in the name of bush. The bush I know and cherish would never do such things. My bush is smarter than that. And if my bush is smarter than that, you can understand just how dumb I think that other bush is. And anyone who would wave to Stevie Wonder is not fully there. I will do whatever it takes to restore bush to its rightful place and that ain't in the White House. Vote your heart and mind and keep bush where it belongs."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2011 10:55 AM (qwK3S)

214

I don't hate Whooooping cough because she's black.

I hate her because she's a cunt.   Errrrrrr I mean BUSH.

Posted by: gus at April 27, 2011 10:59 AM (Vqruj)

215

86 79 >>>ace, suggestion for tonight: Melatonin. Try 6 mgs.

When I've had trouble sleeping, 10 mgs. works like a charm for me.  Chased with a shot of Valu-Rite.

Ace,

While in Iraq, about a quarter bottle of nyquil would do the trick nicely. I'd feel a bit fluffy the next morning but nothing a small can of rockstar or rip-its wouldn't take care of. Get that sleep bro. Or you'll go insane.

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 27, 2011 11:00 AM (9wOfB)

216 "More death threats than any other president in history (probably from angry teabaggers)."

I am a member of the TEA Party.  I pray each day that Barky remains safe and not a hair on his head is ever harmed.  I do this not because I have any love for the Barkster, but because we will need him after his one term to serve as a negative example of what this country needs as a leader.  He will no doubt be mouthier than Jimmy Carter and a perfect anti-barometer of what is right for this country.  Fuck Him! And long may he live!

Posted by: Teabagger at April 27, 2011 11:01 AM (yPTcS)

217 The PM's don't seem to be buying Bens' take on things .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 27, 2011 11:04 AM (npr0X)

218 It's official. The Left is unravelling, folks!!

Posted by: Optimizer at April 27, 2011 11:10 AM (2lTU+)

219 Here's what a makes me worry.  Maybe my experience with folks who are black isn't the same as the media.  Everyone I know who is black is pretty successful.  And, they cringe every time someone trots out the race card sort of the same way they cringe whenever someone trots out a black athlete who isn't thinking education is important.  Or a celebrity who is black but behave like a jackass.  They have to work twice as hard as white parents on the "you will get an education and become a doctor or a lawyer or work for golden slacks while you go to the ivy league school" idea cause the media and the world seems to want their kids to think the only way to get anywhere in life is to be a celebrity or an athlete if you are black.  The doctors I know are particularly pissed about the subliminal message being passed to their kids and how hard they have to work to stress that this is a one in a million gamble whereas hard work and a good education is a surety that you will succeed.

I mean I know a mom who trotted her kids down to see that bill board in times square before pressure took it down.  She took them to the fantastiks, took them to dinner and desert at serendipity and showed them the bill board.  She has three girls and was making a huge point during a lovely family day.  She keeps saying to us that she has to be vigilant cause the world is against everything she is trying to instill in her kids.  that's a common idea I hear from parents, no matter what color they are.  But my friend is particularly upset that the "nice woman who plays the nun and her kids love to watch" is a "total jackass and tool".  she doesn't want the "nice nun and her crazy ass ideas" to have an impact on her kids who watch the movie and love her in the movie and might listen to her when she "spouts her anti black rhetoric".  If you look at it from this perspective then you realize that woopie and tavis are making it more difficult to be a successful black parent and to raise successful black children as form the perspective of my successful black friends, they are spewing damaging rhetoric.  My friend says to us "I keep saying look at the president and his family, they are working hard, they worked hard and they are successful, period.  There is no race involved here as the race problem only exists in the minds of the weak people who foster it for their own advantage, and you would be best to remember that".   You know when you look at it from my friend's perspective you begin to question why the campaign is harping on the race card and why they haven't gone passed that as it seems the successful black middle class has to the idea that "every kid in America can be as successful as president BO and his wife and all you have to do is be thoughtful, purposeful, work hard and do your best."  More and more I'm seeing how damaging the "racist" message is to black children.   Why isn't anyone thinking about them?  Why are people so hell bent on forging their agenda of getting even and making people pay that they've forgotten the most important part of this, the children?

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 11:10 AM (k1rwm)

220 Let's hope the market digests this and doesn't throw up.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 11:14 AM (k1rwm)

221 202  Damn man, stuff came out my nose.

Posted by: SCRednek at April 27, 2011 11:16 AM (Lv85W)

222 that's the best comment I've heard today "a news conference designed not to make news"

now they are ruminating if NBC management will allow lies man to keep his job since he didn't get the first question.

Posted by: curious at April 27, 2011 11:18 AM (k1rwm)

223 Whoopi Goldberg is a genius, but not in a genius way.  Like a viking.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at April 27, 2011 12:04 PM (epBek)

224 Good for you Whoopi. You managed to resuscitate your fifteen minutes of fame for a few more seconds and get some attention.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2011 12:15 PM (C2yZL)

225

Goldberg is big on income redistribution and most of the Democratic agenda.  But on inheritance taxes she's a big time conservative.  She got hers and she's going to share it with her family.  'Yours' you're going to have to share with whomever the government tells you to share it with.

There's only one honest liberal and it's Ed Begley Jr who lives the no-frills, small environmental footprint lifestyle that he advocates for you.

 

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 27, 2011 02:16 PM (ocHBO)

226 Hollywood liberals live in la-la land and have no real intelligence.  Hell, they don't even have real lives. They play so many parts they forget who they really are until they blow up and then we all know what they are.  Sometimes I wonder if the really relive the roles they play.  In public anyway.  They get together and feed each other this pap to make themselves feel very self-important.  They follow each other's blather  like lemmings headed for the sea.  Would that they are real lemmings and really headed for the sea.  Everything a Hollywood liberal does ifs for cash and/or publicity.

Posted by: BarbaraS at April 27, 2011 03:09 PM (jvOOf)

227 what is the latin phrase for coyote ugly and smart as a can of paint?

Posted by: sTevo at April 27, 2011 05:37 PM (VMcEw)

228 Opening in a theater near you, in all 57 states, begining Quatro de Cinco. (This film as not yet been rated.) I give it a B+

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 27, 2011 09:12 PM (KGFm9)

229 Will genah please return to the ten forward and stay there till further notified

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 28, 2011 10:32 PM (vA9ld)

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