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April 12, 2011

Winning, Duh: Scott Ritter Blames Bush For Sex Charges
— Ace

He got stung by one of those To Catch a Pedophile type stings (but it wasn't To Catch a Pedophile, or damnit, someone's hiding the video).

He engaged in a graphic sex chat with a person claiming to be a 15 year old girl, and then polished his pickle on webcam for good measure.

He says he of course thought his sex partner was 56 years old and just lying about being a 15 year old, and also, he was set up due to his opposition to the War in Iraq.

Attorney Gary Kohlman said Ritter thought the woman was acting through a fantasy when he was arrested by Barrett police in 2009.
In opening arguments, Attorney Gary Coleman called Ritter a dedicated veteran and suggested he could be a victim of a conspiracy theory because he's been so outspoken about the war.

This is another underage-sex charge -- in 2001 he was charged with child endangerment for trying to meet with a 16-year-old girl. (I think at a Burger King -- class all the way.) That was also and undercover sting operative, and you gotta think if he's blundered into two fake-kids he must be attempting to pick up on kids all the time. (Actually, Wikipedia says this is his third charge for soliciting a minor.)

His attorney said today that Ritter was depressed during that time in 2001 because threats had been made against him because he was so outspoken about the Iraq War. The attorney said the depression led him to the incident in New York.

I was depressed most of last year and my doctor prescribed statutory rape, so I know the feeling.

This is sort of alarming:

Ritter's daughters are in the courtroom for the jury trial.

His daughters? Who I assume are tweens or teens, or as Scott Ritter calls them, "fair game"? Yeah, they won't have any problems.

There was an old meme on the internet that pedophiles all tend to smile alike. With a small smile, as if keeping a secret, but also sort of laughing on the inside that you don't know it. A "pedosmile," the meme went.

Maybe it's for real.

Thanks to JeffU.

Posted by: Ace at 09:58 AM | Comments (110)
Post contains 382 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Holy big text.

Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2011 10:02 AM (zD+IT)

2 Did the attourney say 'Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?'

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at April 12, 2011 10:02 AM (UU0OF)

3 I'm sure the web cam was a nice touch.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2011 10:02 AM (GwPRU)

Winning, Duh: Scott Ritter Blames Bush For Sex Charges

Heh! I had to read that headline twice. I thought it said "Changes" the first time I saw it, and I thought "how can you have more than one?"

1. Chopadicktomy

2. Addadicktome

3. Profit!1111!

Posted by: runningrn at April 12, 2011 10:03 AM (ihSHD)

5 Suddenly, I feel so....centered. And Schwalbe, you beat me to it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2011 10:03 AM (UOM48)

Grass on the field?

Play Ball!

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (rwkOP)

7 A "pedosmile," the meme went. Which would be interesting to see if the pic weren't broken. Oh, and close the center tag, Ace. (Ritter? He should have done a stint in general population a long time ago. I'm sure he would have been as popular as any other child diddler.)

Posted by: joncelli at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

His attorney's Gary Coleman? Who's going to vote to convict Ritter with that hilarious little fellow leading the defense team?

After all, if Ritter's a pedo, wouldn't he have already molested Gary Coleman, just for practice or something?

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (rplL3)

9 Wow, who knew! I've had a change too! I'm a centrist now!

Posted by: runningrn at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (ihSHD)

10 Old enough to pee...old enough for me!

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (rwkOP)

11 When I'm depressed, an old fashion murder snaps me right out of it.

Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (1fB+3)

12 It's nitpicking, but pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescents, not 15 year-olds. Technically, Ritter is an ephebophile.

Posted by: Jon at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (Xt7UU)

13 Was there supposed to be a picture for "pedosmile"?

Posted by: Armando at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (nd0uY)

14 Ply 'em with root beer and seasoned curly fries and you can get the little darlings to do just about anything.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (QKKT0)

15 Harry Reid's grimace = pedosmile

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (UOM48)

16 heh the second mention of his attorney in the article spells his name "Gary Coleman"

Posted by: Bannor at April 12, 2011 10:04 AM (6AXh/)

17 It's full of...

no wait, no it's not. Everything is just centered.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (l0iVz)

18 I wonder if child services will be interested enough to talk to the daughters? Now what I mean?

Posted by: Jack is Back! at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (MPIzi)

I thought Burger King is a sanctuary establishment.

They promised that I could 'have it my way?'.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (rwkOP)

20 ummm, what's "depressed"?

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (UOM48)

21 Actually, Wikipedia says this is his third charge for soliciting a minor.

Well, Bush was a hard-workin' president.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (OlWx4)

22 how could he be depressed in 2001 about his opposition to the Iraq war?? The War didn't start until 2003

Posted by: Ben at April 12, 2011 10:05 AM (wuv1c)

23 Attorney Gary Kohlman said Ritter thought the woman was acting through a fantasy when he was arrested by Barrett police in 2009. He also suggested that she would have been wise to get an unsecured loan by calling 1-800-CASH CALL.

Posted by: Cicero at April 12, 2011 10:06 AM (QKKT0)

24 His attorney said today that Ritter was depressed during that time in 2001 because threats had been made against him because he was so outspoken about the Iraq War.

Wait, he was opposed to the Iraq war in 2001? Wow. Ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Bomber at April 12, 2011 10:06 AM (d88g9)

25 Your Honor, fellow counselors, members of the jury. I ask you to consider my client's plight. That of him and his family, who are here today supporting him. His lovely, lovely daughters. They have a role to play here. And elsewhere.

Posted by: Roman Polanski Esq. at April 12, 2011 10:07 AM (6rX0K)

26 unless it was pre tramatic pedophiliac stress disorder, a strain of the new Media DSM V written shortly after the Nidal Hassan Masscre

Posted by: Ben at April 12, 2011 10:07 AM (wuv1c)

27 LOL, incredibly stupid people out there on the nets nowadays.

hey stupid people, if you log on to a child porn site there is a 99% probability it is government run. Everyone knows the big child porn operators are the feds.

If you long on to a chat with a minor, 99% probability it is a cop.

If you go to a gun show and by slides and sears to turn your M1 into an M2 there is a 99% probability it is a fed.

Wise up

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2011 10:07 AM (M9Ie6)

28 And here is more support for my new policy of not associating on a social level with any liberals because of our serious differences in morals and values.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 12, 2011 10:07 AM (/izg2)

If I took her tho the 'Regal Beagle' Larry would have told her about his Hot Tub...I can't compete with that!

Besides, if Mr. Furley found out, I'd lose my apartment.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:07 AM (rwkOP)

30 I was depressed most of last year and my doctor prescribed statutory rape, so I know the feeling.

Yeah it works too.

You know what I like about being a pedophile?

Your unit looks so big in their little hands.

Posted by: Scott at April 12, 2011 10:08 AM (JpFM9)

31 Hey, those kids aren't going to fuck themselves.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:08 AM (1fB+3)

32 Ii was real depressed back in the early 90s and my doctor prescribed me double murder

Posted by: OJ at April 12, 2011 10:08 AM (M+VpL)

33 hey stupid people, if you log on to a child porn site there is a 99% probability it is government run. Everyone knows the big child porn operators are the feds.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2011 02:07 PM (M9Ie6)

Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brandy, With The Five O'Clock Shadow at April 12, 2011 10:09 AM (QKKT0)

34 Karl Rove, you magnificient bastard!

Posted by: Guy who blames Karl Rove for everything at April 12, 2011 10:09 AM (wuv1c)

35 Every time I go to Burger King I ask the girl behind the counter to "hold the pickle" but she hasn't gone for it yet. This story has me thinking that she might just be a really young looking 56 yr. old, you know how they get frigid as they get older.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 12, 2011 10:09 AM (+lsX1)

36 Okay, #30 is making me feel sick. Well played ( to a new low).

Posted by: Roman Polanski Esq. at April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (6rX0K)

37 I think at a Burger King...

It was indeed a Burger King. The one in Menands NY (which is just north of Albany, just south of Watervliet), a stone's throw from the FedEx facility.

Ritter is a chronic offender.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (k5J6b)

38 It's well known that little girls are cock teases.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (5QVdc)

39 welcome to the internet where men are men, women are men and children are cops. enjoy!

Posted by: Bannor at April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (6AXh/)

I llike to shower with my 15 year old girlfriends.

You can slick their hair back and pretend they are 12!

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (rwkOP)

41 Could you sit over there on that chair please?

Posted by: Chris Hanson at April 12, 2011 10:11 AM (QKKT0)

42 Why the hell didn't this clown stay in the Middle East as an CNN/Al Arabyia commentator - that where all the pedo's go?

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2011 10:11 AM (WkuV6)

43 Maybe if we told him Sadam kept his kiddie porn with his WMD Ritter would have found it in now time.

Posted by: Guy who blames Karl Rove for everything at April 12, 2011 10:11 AM (wuv1c)

@24

Thats exactly what I was thinking. His attorney is full of win. Pre-emptive outspoken outrage two years early.

Scott Ritter can apparently see into the future... unless it involves fake kid sex stings.

Exit question: who the hell is Scott Ritter again?

Posted by: JollyRoger at April 12, 2011 10:11 AM (NCw5u)

45
Wait, he was opposed to the Iraq war in 2001? Wow. Ahead of the curve.

He was opposed to the Iran-Iraq war.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2011 10:11 AM (l0iVz)

46 I blamed the bush for sex charges once. Didn't work.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2011 10:12 AM (TMB3S)

47 Exit question: who the hell is Scott Ritter again?

Weapons inspector, former Marine, pervy douchebag

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 12, 2011 10:13 AM (k5J6b)

48 The other day I was taking little Johnny in to the woods and he started whining about being scared. I told to think how scared I'd be coming back by myself.

Posted by: Scott at April 12, 2011 10:13 AM (JpFM9)

49 One time I went to a Burger King. I asked them for jalapenio relish. They told me they didn't have it. I spoke to their manager, then coorporate, then even wrote a letter to their CEO, all they kept saying was no. I was lied to, the commercial said have it your way. It made me very angry.

Posted by: The BTK killer at April 12, 2011 10:13 AM (M+VpL)

I had been waking up in a funk for some time. Turned out Cuisinart-ing babies was just the ticket.

To each his own, bro.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at April 12, 2011 10:13 AM (rplL3)

51 he should have just taken a TSA job

Posted by: Ben at April 12, 2011 10:13 AM (wuv1c)

blamed the bush for sex charges once.

I can't stand Bush.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:14 AM (rwkOP)

53 Third time's the charm, my ass....FML!

Posted by: SRtweeniebopper at April 12, 2011 10:14 AM (xMT+4)

54 He should have converted to Islam.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2011 10:14 AM (5QVdc)

55 Ritter deserves to be locked in a room with some concerned fathers of victims.

They'll make sure justice is done.

By the way, some of these comments are making me a little queasy in the stomach. Didn't think that was possible anymore.

Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2011 10:15 AM (zD+IT)

56 His attorney misspoke. He wasn't opposed to the Iraq war, it was the war on pedophiles that he was against. Also, he is against the war on putting pictures of your dick on chat roulette.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 12, 2011 10:15 AM (+lsX1)

57 >>> Wise up

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2011 02:07 PM (M9Ie6)

Um yeah, I kinda hope they don't wise up Vic. Fuck them - they don't need any advice from the rest of us who are trying to have a civilization.

I would rather they relieve themselves in front of the feds on web cam and go to jail than shy away from the web and actually corner a helpless kid.

Posted by: Roadking at April 12, 2011 10:15 AM (iUYZO)

58 57 Yup.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2011 10:16 AM (5QVdc)

59
Weapons inspector, former Marine, pervy douchebag

Oh, you mean Future Democratic Candidate.

Posted by: Harrison Reid,Major Minority Leader at April 12, 2011 10:16 AM (rMMMP)

60 I saw this BK commercial, so I thought all I had to do was get a meal for little Susie and she'd give it up.

http://tinyurl.com/d4lfg4

Posted by: Scott at April 12, 2011 10:16 AM (JpFM9)

61 Alright, new post request to clean the stench of this thread off of me. 50 is plenty...

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at April 12, 2011 10:17 AM (l0iVz)

62 That reminds me of this story about a Craigslist killer who has killed nine women in New York. Has this been reported much in the media? Because I haven't heard much about it. Maybe if the killer wanted media attention he should have been using a gun instead of strangulation.

Posted by: pitythefool at April 12, 2011 10:18 AM (BjQSh)

63 Wise up

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2011 02:07 PM (M9Ie6)

So I should cancel my subscription. to sexytweensandfullautoparts.com is that what you are saying?

Posted by: Rocks at April 12, 2011 10:18 AM (Q1lie)

Apparently Ritter is very anti-Bush.

This is why he likes the young girls, no bush.

Posted by: JollyRoger at April 12, 2011 10:19 AM (NCw5u)

It's nitpicking, but pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescents, not 15 year-olds. Technically, Ritter is an ephebophile.

So, a red X inside a rectangle inside another rectangle is an ephebosmile?

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2011 10:21 AM (JuKNT)

66 Wait, he was opposed to the Iraq war in 2001? Wow. Ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Bomber at April 12, 2011 02:06 PM (d88g9)

Well, remember that the Iraq war actually started in 1991 when Saddam invaded Kuwait. Ritter was probably rooting for Saddam the whole time...you know, 'cause he had so much in common with Uday and Kusay.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 12, 2011 10:22 AM (/izg2)

67 Ritter was depressed during that time in 2001 because threats had been made against him because he was so outspoken about the Iraq War.

Bush asked for the Iraq War resolution on September 12, 2002, Congress voted on October 16, 2002 and the Iraq war began on March 20, 2003. Sounds to me that Ritter is suffering from Temporal Displacement Syndrome (aka time travel).

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 12, 2011 10:22 AM (tvs2p)

68 Here's the thing:

he has probably raped a lot of kids over the years. This is a man who spent a lot of time in places other than the USA. He's a man who has acted in a way that is very helpful to very evil people. He's gotten away with ruining some lives out there.

I guess we'll never be sure why he flipped against the war, but I think he was blackmailed or bribed with kids.

Posted by: Dustin at April 12, 2011 10:24 AM (Q3nWV)

69 Sorry, this won't wait: Space-and-Muslim-Wellbeing Commish holds press conference to give away used spaceships, and it looks like the last reunion of NASSA, IYKWIM. Much singing, soul-clapping, general rejoicing, plus they'll never have to worry about rocket payments again.

The Cali site of the former Rockwell plant gets one (might's well, it's SuperFund anyway); Houston disappointed. But, Buddy Bolden says, Texas already got theirs. They just haven't picked it up yet.

Posted by: comatus at April 12, 2011 10:25 AM (W5ilH)

70 As a father of two kids, some of the comments here make me a bit uneasy. I know we're all about the sock-puppeting humor, but I think some may have crossed the line.

Some things just aren't funny, and make me want to buy a quick airfare to give Mr. Ritter a leeetle "visit" (as in "say hello to my leeetle friend")

Posted by: RightWingProf at April 12, 2011 10:27 AM (UOcNk)

71
I was depressed most of last year and my doctor prescribed statutory rape

You're seeing Dr. Freud? Sigmund, is that ewok your patient??

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 12, 2011 10:30 AM (1hM1d)

72 ProTip: Stay away from the Burger Kings in Bangkok. The kids meals are really expensive.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 10:32 AM (+lsX1)

73 Scott's real name is Sherman. I must say this is all my fault since I left him in 2001 in my wayback machine.

Posted by: Professor Peabody at April 12, 2011 10:32 AM (eKuOw)

74 If I was Gary Coleman, and a MIDGET, I'd steer clear of RITTER, and I'd lock up my shitter.

Posted by: gus at April 12, 2011 10:38 AM (Vqruj)

75 Yeah, Scott. Listen to Vic. You already got arrested in an online sting before - now you go back to the same well? Get a van with no windows and put some effort into it. See the underage product before you try to fuck it. I think his defense should have been: "of COURSE it was a police sting. My client isn't interested in young girls. He just didn't know how else to get a middle-aged cop to watch him jack off."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 12, 2011 10:42 AM (TATbF)

76
Wait, he was opposed to the Iraq war in 2001? Wow. Ahead of the curve.

Well, he was attention-whoring about Iraqi WMDs in the mid-90s, but back then it was all about "The Iraqis won't let us inspect WMD sites! They're trying to hide WMDs!". His whole arms control persona is based on a period when he was beating the anti-Iraqi WMD war drums. Opportunistic douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2011 10:42 AM (9daa6)

When I go looking for a 15 year old to have internet sex with, it's code for 56 YEAR OLD.

You just need to understand my code.

Posted by: gus at April 12, 2011 10:42 AM (Vqruj)

Whatever happened to Scott Ritter's Broadway Play?

The Lyin' King

Posted by: runningrn at April 12, 2011 10:46 AM (ihSHD)

As a father of two kids, some of the comments here make me a bit uneasy.

Doesn't this whole story make you uneasy?

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2011 10:47 AM (JuKNT)

80 15 or 56, what's 41 years between friends?

Posted by: runningrn at April 12, 2011 10:47 AM (ihSHD)

81 I'm confused. Is Gary Coleman John Ritter's attorney from Three's Company?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2011 10:48 AM (Y1DZt)

Ritter's bitch name in prison:

Slott.

Posted by: runningrn at April 12, 2011 10:48 AM (ihSHD)

83 Well, he was attention-whoring about Iraqi WMDs in the mid-90s, but back then it was all about "The Iraqis won't let us inspect WMD sites! They're trying to hide WMDs!". His whole arms control persona is based on a period when he was beating the anti-Iraqi WMD war drums. Opportunistic douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2011 02:42 PM (9daa6)

That's what I was trying to remember. I thought he was all gung-ho that there were WMDs and he was going to prove it and then he made a big U-turn and came out with the Bush lied bullshit and that there were never any WMDs. Someone must have gotten to him.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at April 12, 2011 10:52 AM (8reiT)

84 @82, Well played, madam.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 12, 2011 10:54 AM (TATbF)

Will Ritters daughters have to watch him Polish his knob on videotape??

Not that I'm interested. Or something.

Posted by: gus at April 12, 2011 10:56 AM (Vqruj)

86 PoconoJoe, I think he was offered a 6th grade teaching position in exchange for attacking Bush. (no pun intended)

Posted by: gus at April 12, 2011 10:59 AM (Vqruj)

87
Posted by: PoconoJoe at April 12, 2011 02:52 PM (8reiT)

The blackmail angle is certainly a possibility, but I'm thinking that he'd just retire from public life if threatened on that score. Plus, I don't think that he was as important to the anti crowd as their pink poster boards and giant paper mache puppet heads. I doubt that he'd merit the effort to blackmail him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2011 11:04 AM (9daa6)

88
So my bet is "opportunistic cockholster who saw that the anti-war crowd would be more likely to give him money and attention, while defending his pedo tendencies if caught".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2011 11:06 AM (9daa6)

89 Hold on, Vic. If 99% are feds, then very likely they were, indeed, 56 year olds on the other end of Scott's web "chat." If he was aware of that, wouldn't his defense be air-tight? I mean, it's not my fantasy, but some guys might get off on grown up men with badges pretending to be 15 year old girls on the internet. Who are we to say it's wrong?

Posted by: Mr. Fire at April 12, 2011 11:08 AM (TOk1P)

His attorney said today that Ritter was depressed during that time in 2001 because threats had been made against him because he was so outspoken about the Iraq War.

Um, maybe I'm not getting it, but - the Iraq War didn't start until 2003, no?

Geez, not just depression, but time-traveling depression. That must really suck.

Posted by: rocketeer67 at April 12, 2011 11:12 AM (znT2j)

91 I guess we'll never be sure why he flipped against the war, but I think he was blackmailed or bribed with kids. Posted by: Dustin That would be exactly how the Iraqis/Saudis/Iranians would play it. Seduce him with children, film it, show him the film, and tell him to flip. Or else. It would explain a lot. That wouldn't bother any of the above-mentioned groups, because that's what they enjoy. Sick perverts.

Posted by: moki at April 12, 2011 11:30 AM (dZmFh)

92 So, if he's been caught at least two times soliciting, how many times has he succeeded? Wouldn't you have to be a really dumb criminal to fail every time you attempt something? I know that I speed down the freeway lots more often than I get cited for it. If he's been caught soliciting twice then it's gotta be true that he's solicited many more times and he's probably succeeded in meeting young girls quite a few times. Can we deport him to Iran? I think they like pedophiles there.

Posted by: Gordo at April 12, 2011 11:48 AM (pecsX)

93 It's his third. What a pervert!

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 12, 2011 11:54 AM (dDbkT)

94 And comment 51 was worth an audible chuckle.

Posted by: Gordo at April 12, 2011 11:58 AM (pecsX)

95
I have 2 daughters. Posting the Ritter thing is okay, but more than a few of the comments should not have been made.

Aint no fucking humor of ANY type to be found in this subject.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2011 11:58 AM (ud5dN)

96 Who in their right mind would marry this loser? He's got a compulsion and he is going to keep doing it.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 12, 2011 11:58 AM (dDbkT)

97 Sort of on topic- whatever happened to that guy at Duke who was molesting the baby he adopted? The guy was head of Duke's World Health Institute.

Posted by: Museisluse at April 12, 2011 12:04 PM (xrmna)

98 Museisluse: 27 years federal prison.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 12, 2011 12:09 PM (dDbkT)

99 Old enough to go to the market, old enough to buy salami.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 12:16 PM (Q08aV)

100

Do you know how my kids know it's bedtime in my house?

When the big hand reaches for the little hand.

Posted by: Scott Ritter at April 12, 2011 12:18 PM (Q08aV)

101 98 Museisluse: 27 years federal prison.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 12, 2011 04:09 PM (dDbkT)

Thanks for the info. Not long enough, but it's a start

Posted by: Museisluse at April 12, 2011 12:37 PM (xrmna)

102 Museisluse: the feds have no parole so he will be 70 when he gets out. He'll still be dangerous. I believe I read that he will be on some supervision until forever after he is released. If he violates any of the reporting laws, he's back in the joint. But, as I said, even at age 70, these turds are dangerous to children.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 12, 2011 12:44 PM (dDbkT)

103

Someone do a DNA test on Scott. there is that 12 yr old Dutch girl who just gave birth. Also check Scott's travel records.

Ritter is a tool in more ways than one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2011 12:55 PM (coF1i)

104

Thought I had blogged on Scott "Sweet 16" Ritter and his proclivities - http://tinyurl.com/3fxqn96

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2011 01:01 PM (coF1i)

105 He got caught 3 times. Anyone here think he's 0 for 3??

What a sorry POS.

Posted by: Portnoy at April 12, 2011 02:10 PM (azgo2)

106

Polishing the pickel

rubbing one out

fappin fer fahrvergnugen

No matter how you slice it slappin yer salami for a 15 year old online AND getting caught is just fucking stupid.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at April 12, 2011 03:30 PM (oNphh)

107 Weapons inspector, former Marine, pervy douchebag

Obama/Ritter 2012!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 12, 2011 04:27 PM (l+YCV)

108 Scott Ritter a blabbering little nincompoop too darn stupid to know he is stupid

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110

buttfuckers of the world unite to fight the left, waste all communists motherfuckers cut their dicks off and shuv them up ther anuses, chop all the liberal fucktards cocks off

Posted by: Lulu Vacho at May 24, 2011 04:53 PM (Lqpcr)

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