January 03, 2011
— Purple Avenger Now that the Romanian govt has declared witchcraft to be an official govt recognized "profession", its practicioners are going to have to pony up.
...The move, which went into effect Saturday, is part of the government's drive to crack down on widespread tax evasion in a country that is in recession.For the moment, it appears dowsers, vampires, and witch doctors are still safe from the keen eye of the tax man though.In addition to witches, astrologists, embalmers, valets and driving instructors are now considered by labor law to be working real jobs, making it harder for them to avoid income tax...
The Romanian govt has provided a handy table of nominal service labor values to be used for tax reporting purposes. | |
|---|---|
| Potion mixing | $20/hr |
| Astral projections | $15/incident |
| Tarot readings | $15/incident |
| One day bad luck curse | $10/incident |
| Persistent lifetime bad luck curse | $100/incident |
| Curses resulting in physical harm | $200/incident |
| Transformations into a newt | $500/incident |
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The government and the news media keep pushing this stupid shit. I have yet to here from any of them why the 2011 tax rates effect the 2010 returns.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 02:12 AM (M9Ie6)
Then promptly exempted themselves.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 02:14 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2011 02:15 AM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 03, 2011 02:21 AM (jtfd3)
In any case why is Pritchard bankrupt even as they are not union with cushy retirements? Try checking out their demographics. They are roughly 85% minority. IOW, they have no tax base.
The solution, allow the city to go bankrupt, disband the city government, and dis-incorporate the city. The city owe you money? See them with the other creditors in bankruptcy court.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 02:26 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at January 03, 2011 02:27 AM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2011 02:29 AM (tJjm/)
How about it some of you Morons in the tax business, how is this?
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 02:43 AM (M9Ie6)
Republicans passed a bill way back in the Gingrich congress to permanently eliminate this abortion remnant from LBJ which has NEVER worked like it was advertised to. Clinton vetoed it.
There was talk during the Bush years to pass it again but it got held up by bickering from some of the RINOs (McCain) who were going to join forces with the Dems.
This POS needs to go permanently. The Dems use it for a political football to force the Repubs to give ground on other items year after year. It needs to go and it is a hill to die on. If nothing else the Repubs should pass a permanent fix by pegging it to the price of gold as a method of indexing it for inflation.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 02:51 AM (M9Ie6)
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Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2011 06:43 AM (M9Ie6)
One reason is the Education credit for College. You could pay it this year, for NEXT semester, and take it off your taxes this year. However, if they had to extended the credit, you could not have earned the credit for next year.
I think there are a couple of business type credits which work the same way... so it should only affect a very few people, who itemize everything...
Not a Tax pro... just going by past experience with this stuff...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 03, 2011 06:04 AM (AdK6a)
Posted by: AlexD at January 03, 2011 07:12 AM (DknJI)
Regarding the newt transformation tax -
Are you eligible for a tax credit if the subject gets better?
Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 03, 2011 08:43 AM (iYwUw)
Posted by: General Hasso von Manteuffel at January 03, 2011 08:47 AM (q8CmE)
Notice that whenever a city/state is in trouble financially it is always the least well paid people who are put on furlough/ have their salaries cut etc; but the highest paid people like Mayors/Governors City Councilmen/State Senators or representatives never get furloughed or have their salaries cut?
Since it is the high payed people who have far more responsibility for the causing the problems wouldn't it make more sense to cut the high paid people first in order to prevent them from causing problems in the future?
This sounds like a good amendment for state constitutions to me; it would clean up a lot of shenanigans in local government.
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2011 09:09 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Fresh Air at January 03, 2011 09:10 AM (2YKkb)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at January 03, 2011 09:20 AM (1Ialr)
How could liberals object; it is a progressive penalty to make the highest paid people bear the highest percentage of the budget under run costs. Don't liberals believe in soaking the wealthy? Oh wait; they want to soak the productive rich, not the leeching rich. Never mind.
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They are witches, right?
First?
Posted by: Banji Kazooie at January 03, 2011 01:56 AM (CP7GS)