1 Doubt it was "manipulated" much.

2 Oh, and...FIRST!

3 Oh Wolf, I send a picture of my stiffy to a coed every day. No biggie.

4 Of course it was manipulated.  He chubbed up and positioned his junk - by hand.

5 Ace, this story is dead dead dead, just like I've been bleating for the last 5 days.

Why can't you accept that and just MoveOn?

6 It's all in the manipulation, IYKWIMAITYD.

7 I'm spoofing the hell out of the twitter right now. He's right, it's fun!

8 When I look at Wolf Blitzer, I feel like the guy should be asking a lot more questions about pubes.

9 What was comely coed's twitter handle?

10 Dick can't pick dick pic with 'certitude'. You either took a photo of your Hanes or not. Yes/No?

If Yes, how many?
If No then you should be concerned that someone has unleashed this sh!t storm upon you by posting one.

If Yes to above, Why? When? Who? Where? (you know the stuff we learned in J school 101.)

11 we just can't quit you, @repweiner.

12 The main point in all of this is:

He carries the evidence around in his pants!

It's easy to prove if it really was his short worm wrapped in underoos.  Just undo his fucking belt

13 Wait!

Didn't Weenie say he wasn't going to be answering any more questions about this because he ad so much work to do?

14 So what's the 'manipulation?'  Taking a pic of Weiner and making it a chubby?  What?  What changes need to be made to a boner picture?  It's not like it's got Weiner's name on it.

15 Does this guy not have a brother? In his situation

"I sent this picture to my wife, not that its any of your business, my younger brother was over saw it in my account, laughed and tried to send it to everyone on my private tweet list as a joke but apparently only sent it to one person... cue video of younger brother, "oh yea I was totally at his house that day and it was bad prank but who doesn't love to raz his older brother... right. ha ha ha, next on MSNBC lets all move on to what Palins secret racist messages when her speeches are played backwards and what Michelle Obama is wearing..."


Anyone intelligent would see through but it would be ambiguous enough that nobody is going to go to waste their life hoping his brother to rats him out....   cough Kennedies cough gurggle cough.

16 Maybe if the pic was commando but not covered up.

In the dark all dicks look the same.

17 Weiner is full of more shit than a Thanksgiving turkey. The cowardly little puke is just trying to worm out of this mess.

18

Wolf: Rep. Weiner, is that a candy cane in your pants or are you just glad to see me.

Weiner: I can't say with certitude, Wolf. My legal team is working 24/7 to locate my balls. Huma is not happy. There will be no lollipop licking in the Weiner house for quite a while. I'm absolutely certain of that.

19 According to M. Malkin's twitter feed, it appears Weiner was given 15 feet of rope, and he's, well, using it.

20 Martin Bashir!

21 Hey @LauraIngraham - spoof attack!!

22 I have so many dick portraits in all different poses, how's a guy to keep track?

23
Doctored?

Mohel'd is probably more accurate.

24 Maybe Wolf's got his own wiener pics out there somewhere.  Let's ask Breitbart!

25 9What was comely coed's twitter handle?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2011 04:29 PM (bAySe)

 

Scroll through Ace's twitter feed.  It's in there somewhere.

26 Ironically enough, Weiner's favorite NASCAR driver was Dick Trickle.

It is interesting that we haven't heard a peep from Mrs. Weiner.  Guess she's enjoying her status as a Long Island yenta now.

27 Now says "why go after this person," this prankster. Claims he's protecting the person who "punked" him, because he doesn't want to expose him to this media onslaught. Asks about Ginger Lee (the porn actress/stripper). "Another person who's gotten dragged into this... A fairly pro-forma thing." This married "man" is nothing but a reprehensible flatworm, fed on manure and slime. This shitstain will drag everyone he can through the mud to protect himself, including his wife.

28 This guy is completely cuckoo.  I keep waiting for 2 guys to bring him a white jacket and haul him off.

29 Damn.  Ace has damn near made me pee my pants several times today.

hey @HowardKurtz? that piece you're working on? right now? the phrase you want is "the modesty of limited information" neeneeneenee




BTW-If you aren't following Ace on twitter, here's the link so you can just bookmark it.

30 "Are you protecting anyone?" Jeeze Lousie, set him up more, Wolf. He says: "Yes. My wife." He's protecting her, you see.


Holy shit.  So it is a pic of her dick?!  Never saw that one coming.

31 This guy is just like Bill Clinton - without the ability to lie effectively.

32 Weiner keeps spewing off

33
Yeah. Pic was doctored all right.

Cropped.

*snicker*

34 Why is Wolf Blitzer not asking him if he DM'd her? Why does he not ask why he was following her? Why does he not ask about 545InSeattle? Oh now he's asking that. "It's a terrible coincidence." Where "terrible coincidence" means "a really awesome rack of dirty pillows, and I want them as headphones."

35 >>Asks about Ginger Lee (the porn actress/stripper). "Another person who's gotten dragged into this... A fairly pro-forma thing." Claims it was some kind of automated thank-you. But when pressed on this, will only say it was "most likely" that. Will not commit to that. Which of course is a flat out lie. Ginger Lee posted on her personal site that she woke up to a personal tweet from Weiner. Unless of course that was a hack has well.

36 I've been thinking (I know, dangerous) about that 545inseattle comment. I'm not internet savvy enough to find it but on Madcow's show,,, did our little wiener do anything obvious to signal to his cumly coed? like pull on an earlobe or rub the side of his nose, or spread his legs in an obvious manner?  Some manner of signal to her that he knew she was watching and wanted to let her know he knew?

37 Actually, Weiner is like Jon Lovitz's "Liar Guy" character from SNL.  Soon he'll be telling people his wife is Morgan Fairchild.

38 It's a hoax alright

39 AoSHQ, Now with 50% more Weiner!!!1111!!

40 Prints! Has anyone checked for prints?

41 Soon he'll be telling people his wife is Morgan Fairchild. He's paying me to change my name legally.

42 Ace, you need to change the headline.  Most of the stuff you complained about was addressed. 

43
Forget Media Matters for America...

The Democrats get their talking points from AoSHQ biaaatch!!

44 A bunch of vapid BS.

If Weiner were actually hacked, as he claimed, the single best way to protect all these innocent victims here would be to find the hacker and make an example of him, including by exposing him to criminal prosecution.

Not only would that exonerate everyone, including Weiner himself, his wife, the coed, the porno-star, and everyone else "touched" by this incident, but it would also teach the hacker and everyone a good lesson about "dirty tricks" like this.

Will Weiner agree to a proper investigation?  Of course not.

The longer he drags this out with stupid denials, the worse its looking for him.

45 Please forgive me if this has already been done.

As good liberals, is it possible his wife was doing the tweets in search of a threesome?

How it may have went down:

congressperson: Honey, while I'm in the shower, tweet the underwear pic to the girl on the west coast.
Wife: OK
congressperson: Dont forget the private hashtag.
Wife: What?
congressperson: oh shit.

46 But ... but ... the chick in Seattle's denial rang so true ....

47 Oh come on, protecting someone else, a prankster?!  YOU kept tweeting IDIOT.

48 Weiner is looking to give his true believers something to point at.  "See, he's investigating!!11!  Breitbart is going DOWN, wingnut!!11!  E-mofuckin'-leventy, bitches!"

49 Blitzer at end of talk..


"You should have done this yesterday by the way"

50 He's paying me to change my name legally.

If Huma would give more "Humas" he wouldn't have to stray.

51 Ace just can't keep his mitts off the weiner.

52 @iowahawkblog There comes a time to feel sympathy for a man whose entire career is falling apart in public. This is not that time.

53 I protected my wife literally hundreds of times, but she turned out to be such an ungrateful bitch.

54

He had to take the picture of his junk with his blackberry - cause if he used it as a phone he might get brain cancer.

Cell phone use might cause brain cancer .... which is why we should get past this little prank hacking between friends and talk about real news - like cell phones might cause cancer. 

55 I'm thinking Tony gets combative and feisty with Mr. Happy all the time, especially when Huma and Hillary are, uh, "caucusing" together.

56 46: and that's an improvement on his current situation how?

57 The double standard applied here, because Tricky Dick is a Demotard, is so enormous I think it's bending the fabric of space. His dick, not so much.

58 Now says "why go after this person," this prankster. Claims he's protecting the person who "punked" him, because he doesn't want to expose him to this media onslaught.

How compassionate.

And by compassionate, I mean "metaphysically un-fucking-believable in every way possible."

59 Wolf should be retired to Siberia where he belongs.  This man brings NOTHING to the table.  His elitist attitude was de-bunked when he went on Jeopardy.

And they say Sarah Palin is dumb.  What was your final score, Wolf?

60 >>>>Holy shit.  So it is a pic of her dick?!  Never saw that one coming. I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.

61

Ace just can't keep his mitts off the weiner.

 

 

You know who this helps!!!!

62 WeinerGate is the gift that keeps on giving?

63 There are a couple of posts running around the left now about a 'feature' in yfrog that allows anyone to post an image to your own twitter stream, assuming that the 3rd party knows your yfrog generated email address.

Any of you know much about this feature? How secure is that yfrog email address? Would it be easy for a 3rd party to guess?

64 I guess if Weiner gets a lot of penis jokes based on his name, he must get a a lot of douche bag jokes too. Also lying sack of shit jokes. You know, the whole genre.

65 Funniest tweet yet:

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades @RepWeiner's new interview with CNN? NOT with @DanaBashCNN. With poorly named Wolf Blitzer. Should be named Snoozy McLambTimid.

66 Once again:  "Obsessed are we"?

67 63 Hmm,I meant to put an exclamation point at the end but that works better.

68 CNN has a guy in their studio that sends dic pics to young girls.

Then their next segment is "Alaska to release thousands of Palin emails". "We will be digging through those for anything interesting".

Wow.  Stalin was a beginner.

69 Nontroversy!  Nontorversy!  I send wiener pics to my bicycle seat all the time!

70 Now says "why go after this person," this prankster. Um, to prove you are not a goddamn liar, Weiner.

71 Wolf Blitzer for the Pulitzer!  What an Ace Reporter.  Really getting down to the nitty gritty.

72 Hey, Tony, thanks for covering for us!  We'd hate to be victimized by the media or anything!

73 Ginger Lee- You know itÂ’s a good day when you wake up to a DM from @RepWeiner. (IÂ’m a fangirl, yÂ’all, heÂ’s my trifecta of win.) This stuff isn't hard to find. The liberal media is actively not trying to hold him accountable. Pathetic.

74

Happens thousands of times a day, to people named Weiner.

Didn't Justice Frankfurter set precedent with his opinion on this?

75

Wolf should be retired to Siberia where he belongs.  This man brings NOTHING to the table.  His elitist attitude was de-bunked when he went on Jeopardy.

And they say Sarah Palin is dumb.  What was your final score, Wolf?

That was by far, the best episode of Jeopardy evah!  OMG!  Cheech Marin was the ultimate winner!  (Anderson Cooper had to pretend his clicker wasn't working since Cheech took him down!)  And Wolfie had to be spotted teh cash to be able to make it to Final Jeopardy!  Heh!  I watched that and was absolutely rolling!

76 That porn chick posted on her blog that a great 3some would be her with weiner and Madcow.

77 hmmm... the reaction from twitter is different from ace here....

78 Folks, this is just because his name is Weiner. Happens thousands of times a day, to people named Weiner.


Hell, my name is Big Melons.  You should see what Google has to say about me. (I almost linked it but even on strict, a naked boob pic shows up)

79 This has been like 9/11 to me.

80 CNN "Sarah Palin has been crowded out"  hahahahaha

81 They were just discussing how much they liked Hillshire Farm products and Tony just happened to have a summer sausage in his pants.  It's all just a big misunderstanding.

82 AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades @RepWeiner's new interview with CNN? NOT with @DanaBashCNN. With poorly named Wolf Blitzer. Should be named Snoozy McLambTimid.

And Martin Bashir is Beardsly McTurbanhead!

83 On air cocksucking by Luke Russert and Wolf Blitzer, eh? Gotta love such pathetic collective guilt from the MSM, day after Dana Bash's accidental depantsing. Poor bastards actually feel sorry for Weiner, huh?

84 The bigger issue here is why conservatives don't get the porn star vote. It is a field that should be plowed . . .

85 Did he ask him how he kept his 'fro tame back in his youth?

86 Motherfucker. And he congratulates him with a hand-shake handjob and says to Weiner, "You should have done this yesterday." FIFY

87 79hmmm... the reaction from twitter is different from ace here....

Posted by: yarrrr at June 01, 2011 04:42 PM (GkRKz)

 

Yep.  Ace was too high on the gotcha stuff.  Now he's crashing.  What to do about it?  LONGBOW!!!!!!

 

 

88

There's a movie I haven't seen but morons around here quote from the testimony scene, Animal House, I think, that goes something like this.

It's just so laughable, "It's not a bout me, I didn't necessarily do it, won't say I didn't, but the real villians are the ones attacking me and my family and children I might one day have. Does America need this attacks on children because of a harmless prank that, in all likelihood, I didn't commit?"

 

89 Ace is killing it again on Twitter.   neeneeneeneeneeneenee!

90 In all seriousness, I think Ace is due a lot of credit here.  He has more cred by far than any other blogger that pushed this story (though Verum Serum did the early heavy lifting and deserves props for doing so).

Jonah Goldberg and the other, more mainstream guys in the conservapress know Ace isn't full of shit, and that they should probably take a deeper look because he said it was true.  This thing might otherwise have died on the vine - it damn near did anyway.

Oh, and Nate Goulding at NRO?  Blow me.  Seriously, just blow me.  This is the second time you've pulled this shit (the first being his auto-blessing of Obama's longform).

Good job, Ace.  You may yet choke the Weiner.

91
Full-on meltdown at Kos. He has lost his flock.

92 I wish Congress could bring this tool - and his tool - up on charges for lying about the hacking.

93 People named Weiner suffer quite a bit. Back in 1999, I ordered a pizza. Never got it.

94

If Anthony Weiner won't call the FBI, then the Daniel Lungren, Chairman of the House Committe on Homeland Security subcommittee on Cybersecurity, Infrastructure and Security Technologies should do it for him.

For the first time in our nation's history, a sitting United States Congressman is alleging that his "computer system" has been hacked and that someone is attempting to ruin his reputation by inserting obscene pornography onto the Congressman's public information feed and sending that obscene pornography out to young girls on the internet in an apparent attempt to frame that Congressman.

California Republican Dan Lungren needs to get busy investigating this important breach of the cybersecurity of a sitting member of Congress. Dan Lungren ... call the FBI. Now. And report this heinous crime so that the FBI can begin its investigation and find the hacker.

The news media is not empowered to investigate this member of Congress. He certainly should not be allowed to hire a private security firm to investigate himself.

Repbulicans need to get off their asses and get into gear on this issue. It's an important national security breach.

95 AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades @ well jpod if it was it wasn't for lack of Wolf Blitzer's trying to help him how many human shields does this asshole get? @jpodhoretz As many as it takes, apparently.

96 Good Lord All Mighty, he hits the "Weiner joke" non-excuse again. Folks, this is just because his name is Weiner. Happens thousands of times a day, to people named Weiner.

Reminding me more and more each moment of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's dentist converts to Judaism just for the jokes.

97 93
Full-on meltdown at Kos. He has lost his flock.

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 04:45 PM (+/eKV)

 

Specifics?  Please, don't make me go there.  Please.

98 Next up: "Hitler was obsessed with weiners too!"

99 DNCNN cut all the brake cables on this one. Surprised there was no red white and blue balloon drop at the end.

100

I just tried to look up the Comely Coed's original twitter handle in the Wayback Machine and nothing came up.  Dammit.  I have a hunch that Wiener was using an alternative Twitter account to "sext" with.  I think that account would have shown in her feed, which has been nuked.  Dammit!

Another possibility... he also used that alt. account to contact others in his list of "follows".  Would it be worthwhile to comb through their feeds' histories?

101 Ace is killing it on Twitter.  *wipes tears*

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades @DanaBashCNN > Wolf Blitzer. In fact, my kitten's vagina > Wolf Blitzer

102 All right. I've had just about enough of this shit. I'm gonna get a gram or two of coke, go see this Ginger Lee whore, and get us some fuckin' answers. How much you want to bet the private tweet she woke up to was a pic of his dick looking like 1/2 ounce of abused ground round. She'll talk.

103 92 In all seriousness, I think Ace is due a lot of credit here.  He has more cred by far than any other blogger that pushed this story (though Verum Serum did the early heavy lifting and deserves props for doing so).

Agreed 100%.  Ace made this story by running down leads, interviewing people involved  - through Twitter - and giving constant updates.  Without him, Weiner would have gotten away with this.

104 There are a couple of posts running around the left now about a 'feature' in yfrog that allows anyone to post an image to your own twitter stream

Other explanations:

Gnomes, feral wombats, all those unemployed people, all those food stamp people, the seemingly evil neighbor with a heart of gold living above the Honorable Weiner^TM and the missus, neutrinos, Mayan prophecies, that Camping guy was just off about how the Rapture actually occurs, North Koreans (see Gnomes), everything was fine until the yfrog account hit the wall on the final turn, the vast rightwing junk pic conspiracy, Loki, and foreign beer.

No, no, a thousand times no, I will hear no "Occam's Razor" nonsense.

105 What an asshole:

@jpodhoretz John Podhoretz @AceofSpadesHQ Oh, Ace, you are not seeing this clearly.




Who is this JPod you all talk about and Ace is tweeting with?

106

Next up: "Hitler was obsessed with weiners too!"

 

Vell, it vas actually Veinerschnitzel. 

107 Wow, Ace is having a twit-shit-fit.

108
He's supposedly going to do Fox News, too.

109

In all seriousness, I think Ace is due a lot of credit here

WINNING - that's pure tiger blood, etc., etc. .....

110 ace won't rest until the fugitive weiner is apprehended

111 You people have no idea.

112 Ace? He's a dead man. Goldberg? Dead.

113 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2011 04:47 PM (gDbxE)
evil neighbor with a heart of gold living above the

firefly reference!!

114

ace won't rest until the fugitive weiner is apprehended

 

No stray dogs on Ace's watch!

115 104:

Worst case, the +7 Pez Dispenser of Population Density gets a good workout.

Wrap that rascal.

116 Weiner married in 2008 right?  So he's been married for three years now, so I wonder how long it took for him to start following all of those hot babes on Twitter.

How many times has he checked his blackberry while his wife sits with him, assuming that he's doing something important?

How many times has his wife been with him while he has been twittering with all of those hot babes?

Hey, Huma, what are you thinking about right now?

117 I would have gotten away with it too!If it weren't for that meddling ewok!!

118 No stray dogs on Ace's watch!

He'll be checking every farmhouse, henhouse, and outhouse . . . but mostly every outhouse.

119 The next MBM Weiner interview will begin thus: Toady McTalkinghead: Rep. Weiner, I'm going to ask you some questions about the twitter issue. Then I'm going to suggest some possible answers, and you can tell me if you agree with the answers, okay? Wait until you hear an answer that sounds like you agree with it. Take your time.

120 Weiner married in 2008 right? 

I think it was July 2010.

121 Hey, did someone just interview Weiner?

122 Who suggested applying Occam's Razor to Tony's Weiner? It is a fine idea but we must defer to Huma's Switchblade.

123 121:

Blink once for yes, blink twice for no.

124 We rip the MBM all the time - and rightly so - but never was their partisanship in full display as it is in this case.  Disgusting.

125 Weiner is nuts

126
Specifics? Please, don't make me go there. Please.

Here are a few samples from what was started as a "Breitbart Is Evil" thread and quickly devolved as the CNN interview played:

It's John Edwards fault 

That I'm so jaded and suspicious.

I was a hardcore Edwards supporter, that totally bought his bullshit lies, hook, line, and sinker.

Unfortunately, I am now very jaded, and tend to think the worst of situations like this.

I admit, I wonder if this guy was indeed flirting with this girl, and did send his picture to her. Who knows.  Why the hell he won't just COME CLEAN with the entire whole truth, and stop the "I have retained a lawyer" bullshit denial stuff.

Another:

anyone but Weiner, people would say its fishy 

If there was an article: "Small town mayor in ohio does x"

And X was everything that Weiner is dealing with right now

Everyone, and I mean everyone, would be saying "I don't know what he did, but there is something messed up here"

If that picture was floating around the internet, would any men here say it might be them?

It's such a ridiculous response, my respect for some people in this diary is taking a nosedive

There are tons like that.

127 I'm very disappointed in the lack of Hebrew National hotdog jokes around here.

128 Chucky Johnson is now even more certain that someone is "framing" Weiner. LGF--For the Crazy

129 Huma is the key here,if she goes along with his bullshit she can save him.

130 Oh, Ace, you are not seeing this clearly.

Projection.

It's what's for dinner.

131 Twitter? Sounds like one for the cables.

132 *beep*

133 I'm glad he's standing erect and taking this head on. He needs to get a firm grip on this issue. He needs a congressional panel headed by Barney Frank to get to the bottom of this.

134

 "Every day, Wolf, things happen to people like this."

So true. Just last week, I was, ahem, landscaping the lawn in front of that giant picture window in my living room (the light's better there) when that perv with the telephoto lens who lives across the street - I think his name is Irving - snapped a few pix. Now my girly bits are all over heynicelabia.com. At least, I think that's what happened. I suppose there's a teeny chance someone from that army base I skyped last week got a photo capture...no, no, it had to be Irving. Perv.

135 131 Huma is the key here,if she goes along with his bullshit she can save him.

She will.  He's her meal ticket.

136 Oh, Ace, you are not seeing this clearly.

He clarifies.  Ace was saying that Wolf covered for him.  JPod says it was the worst interview by a politician he had ever seen.

137
Kos meltdown comments:

What could he have been thinking? 

He was doing well with reasonable doubt and the "I'm not going to talk about this non-issue any more" line, and suddenly he drops the mother of all non-denial denials? It doesn't even make sense as ass-covering.

Ugh indeed, 

You'd remember if you took a pic of your bulge in any pants I think.

Weiner interview - Wolf Blitzer 

Ya know, I just heard about this stuff, and watched this interview just now and thought Weiner came off bad. He totally avoided the two main questions, 1) Is this picture you, and 2) have you taken a picture of you like this

He wouldn't answer, blah blah, I have retained a lawyer, blah blah... - I sure know if someone asked me this, I would say HELL NO, and HELL NO! PERIOD!

He came off as very evasive to me. And if me, a hardcore liberal was suspicious, it's no wonder the re-thugs will take this and run with it.

I'm not so sure 

I saw Weiners recent non-denial about that pic.  There's something more going on here.  I'm a trial lawyer, and I know when people are hiding things.

It still may be a RW hit job in some part, but Weiner is clearly nervous about something getting out.  In fact, his whole approach to dealing with this has been odd, to say least.

Just my guess...but in the coming days the meme on this around here will shift from "Weiner was the subject of hit job" to "It's not a big deal what he does in his private life."

138

Repbulicans need to get off their asses and get into gear on this issue. It's an important national security breach.

Posted by: someguy at June 01, 2011 04:45 PM (iIQ0a)

 

Methinks that there are numerous glass houses in which thick curtains are being drawn tight today.  Just sayin'.

139

How nice. A wiener in wolf's clothing.

 

140
He's her meal ticket.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2011 04:55 PM

I'm not so sure. She had a great career and isn't there evidence her family is well-off? They're educated Muslims who live in Saudi Arabia.

141 118 Weiner married in 2008 right?

last summer.. not even a year yet and he's messin around on his wife already.. I will generously submit my name for consideration in the " help Huma through this devestation" sweepstakes.

142 Weiner doesn't even know what his junk looks like but he has a vision for how we should live. Best of hands.

143 damn... sock off

144

Vanity Fair:

Meanwhile, Representative Louise Slaughter, also a New York Democrat, defended her colleague. “I have no belief that there's anything going on with Anthony Weiner, who also happens to be a happy, pretty lucky newlywed,” she said. Weiner’s wife, the stunning Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, has found the commotion to be “befuddling,” according to the congressman.

145

Ace, we really need to stop expecting the news media to do the job of a Republican congressional committee subpoena.

The media are on THEIR SIDE. Of course they're going to lob softballs. No amount of ALLCAPS TWEETS are going to change that.

But that's why we control the United States House of Representatives and that's why we have committe chairmen with subpoena powers. We can investigate this ourselves.

We need to put equal pressure on OUR OWN TEAM to do its job properly in this circumstance. A sitting Congressman is reporting a cybersecurity crime on national television. We need to empanel our committees, issue our subpoenas and get to the bottom of this breach of national security. We can pick up the telephone and call the New York field office of the FBI. Their telephone number is:  (212) 384-1000

Democrats are not going to do our fucking jobs for us, ladies and gentlemen. Stop expecting them to.

146 136: Hey, sometimes you just have to air things out down there.

Where better than somewhere with a view?

147

Wolf is one of the biggest piles of shit on TV.

"So, this is all a plot by Andrew Breibart, as we suspected. Thank you congressman Weiner."

Let's remember what a horrible shitbag Wolf is with that digustingly sleazy interview with Dick Cheney.

http://tinyurl.com/29adex

148 Now says "why go after this person," this prankster. Claims he's protecting the person who "punked" him, because he doesn't want to expose him to this media onslaught.

That "person" being his right hand.

149 She will.  He's her meal ticket.

What am I, chopped liver?

150 143 Those muslims are always just a hair away from sawing something off an infidel.Just sayin'.

151

 

152 You can tell when ace gets frustrated, his Weiner tweeting ramps up to a furious and frenzied pace, stopping only to occasionally rehydrate.

153

This is the kind of fucking douchebag POS weiner is...

 

EmilyMiller Emily Miller I asked Anthony Weiner if there are photos of him half-dressed out there. He said "if you'll forgive me, I was a little stiff yesterday..."     She said via Twitter that he made about 6 dick jokes outside his office.     EmilyMiller Emily Miller He said "is there a Weiner joke that hasn't been made in this case?" I said to him, "YOU are making them all!" I need a shower.   I hope this formats coreectly.   Haven't had much luck pasting tweets.    

154 Weiner is cooked

155

Slaughter is the poster child for befuddlement.

Once 25 cents a day can get her the nourishment she needs ... won't you help?

156 And it didn't.   Shit.   Sorry.

157 They're educated Muslims who live in Saudi Arabia.

And they let her marry an unfaithful Jew?  Wow.  I wonder if there will be a fatwa declared after this "little" stunt?

158
"It's not a big deal what he does in his private life."

Posted by: arhooley at June 01, 2011 04:56 PM (+/eKV)

So true sir, just as blowjobs aren't sex.

159 137 131 Huma is the key here,if she goes along with his bullshit she can save him.

She will.  He's her meal ticket.

Uh, no.  She works for Hill-dawg as an aide at the State Department in addition to her family's own holdings.

However, if you said "He's her merkin", I'd have accepted that answer.

160 I went to a meeting once and one of the people from the vendor side was named Simon Shorthose.

I still have his business card somewhere.  He didn't seem to like it when I asked him how much shit he put up with as a youth.

161 OT: "Death to America"

162
And his base continues to crumble. From Kos:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?

This is John Edwards levels of STUPID if he had that picture where ANYONE could get ahold of it.

It's no one's business, yadda yadda yadda.  Tell that to John Edwards.  Tell that to Elliot Spitzer.  

Both of who are guys who I agree with on all their politics but have NO chance of a political career due to sexual scandals and UTTER STUPIDITY.

Any Democrat who's a strong voice for populism and the Left had DAMN well ought to know he's got to live a daily life of strict virtue or get out of the game.  Otherwise he's going to KILL us with this crap.

163 Someone needs to ask him this:


"Have you ever used a Twitter account besides @RepWeiner?"

164

Liberal Green Footballs is now claiming that anyone can essentially post a picture to anyone's yfrog account using a Blackberry, which then gets posted to Twitter.

This _has_ to be bullshit. If so, people would be doing this all the time. Hell, it probably would have happened to Weiner before now.

And if it's a known flaw, people could _still_ do it--post a boner pick to Yfrog, tag Anthony Weiner, and have it show up on his Twitter account. Really?

And if that's the case, should a man with a Top Secret clearance be using such an easily exploitable system?

/Palandine still falls on the "guilty as hell" side of the spectrum.

165 So Weiner was just tweetbagging the comely coed?

166 Fucking A man:

ABC:  At one point, Weiner suggested he was saving taxpayer money by not calling for an investigation into such a trivial matter.

167 162 I went to a meeting once and one of the people from the vendor side was named Simon Shorthose.

I still have his business card somewhere.  He didn't seem to like it when I asked him how much shit he put up with as a youth.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2011 05:00 PM (UK9cE)

I knew an OB-GYN whose name was Dr. Fingerhood.

168 I believe him when he says he's just trying to protect the person that sent the photo.

Because that's him.

169 I tell ya, the names some parents have inflicted on their children. The funny thing is so many of them don't get the joke.

170

Soooo let's get this straight. Pay attention LGFers and Koz Kidz. You leftist window lickers are positive that Breitbart did this. It's your excuse for everything. It's always some elses fault. And you always want soemeone else to pay for your shit. (Sensing a pattern here) I digress.

So your theory is that Weiner gets hacked. He has a chance to nail the people he hates most., in his and your eyes  the ones supposedly responsible for the hack. Brietbart, conservatives, blogs. etc. etc. It possibly fucks up his marriage and possibly political future. So his reaction is to obfuscate, change his story, lawyer up and then hire a "private firm" to look into the matter. (Just like O.J. looking for the real killer.)

Think about that.

Someone screws with your marriage and your job. And you never ask the authourities  to look into it? Your going to pay a private firm and a lawyer big bucks? When all you'd have to do is unleash the FBI or local police? Sure, makes perfect sense.

171 She will. He's her meal ticket.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 01, 2011 04:55 PM (l8yvX)

 

Huma (Huma Weiner, lol) is BFF with Hillary.  This broad can make six figures just by getting out of bed in the morning if HRC snaps her fingers.  She'd do fine financially without Weenie.  She may be, however, one of these 'marry her way to the top' broads.  Weenie was odds-on favorite to be next Mayor of NYC.  That may have been what she married. That's no longer a lock.

172 Any Democrat who's a strong voice for populism and the Left had DAMN well ought to know he's got to live a daily life of strict virtue or get out of the game. Otherwise he's going to KILL us with this crap. "Nuke from orbit" is better, but I can live with "KILL."

173 Well, he's no Brent Favre.

174 So Weiner was just tweetbagging the comely coed?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 01, 2011 05:03 PM (AZGON)

DING, DING, DING, DING.

thread winna! And nomination to the Urban Dictionary for 2011.

175 I'm trying to decide which of these gems is the funniest:

164
And his base continues to crumble. From Kos:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?

This is John Edwards levels of STUPID if he had that picture where ANYONE could get ahold of it.

It's no one's business, yadda yadda yadda.  Tell that to John Edwards.  Tell that to Elliot Spitzer.  

Both of who are guys who I agree with on all their politics but have NO chance of a political career due to sexual scandals and UTTER STUPIDITY.

Any Democrat who's a strong voice for populism and the Left had DAMN well ought to know he's got to live a daily life of strict virtue or get out of the game.  Otherwise he's going to KILL us with this crap.

176 At one point, Weiner suggested he was saving taxpayer money by not calling for an investigation into such a trivial matter. Why didn't I think of that?

177 This _has_ to be bullshit. If so, people would be doing this all the time. Hell, it probably would have happened to Weiner before now.

Wouldn't spammers be using it constantly?

If that feature really exists it has to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

178 So Weiner's take is, "Whoever did this has made my life a living hell, endangered my marriage and is trying tot stop me from doing my job as a United States Congressman but no worries, it's just a prank so I've got some guys looking into it".

179 At this point, you are either with the weiner... or you are against it.

180 Yeah, happens all the time. Just yesterday I was playing with my phone and accidently sent a picture of my junk to all the pornstars accidently in my address book. Told the wife and we just yukked it up. She loves it when I prank myself.

181 Any Democrat who's a strong voice for populism and the Left had DAMN well ought to know he's got to live a daily life of strict virtue or get out of the game.  Otherwise he's going to KILL us with this crap.

Because Wolf Blitzer is relentless.

182 Don't look for Ace on CNN any time soon:

AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades
did I seriously just watch this soft-handed motherfucker @wolfblitzercnn just congratulate @RepWeiner for surviving a candyass nonterview?

183 Democrats go to Wolf Blitzer for the hometeam "spit and polish."  Two things we could take from this.

*He went to CNN to hide,  he didn't even try go on Fox to try to persuade anyone not already on his team or even defend himself.
*As much as we complain about the left stream media kid gloves treatment for democrats, it does let Bidens/Weiners through to very high positions where eventually they amateurishly stumble into a reality the media cant protect them from and the ensuing fall is very far.

184 This _has_ to be bullshit. If so, people would be doing this all the time. Hell, it probably would have happened to Weiner before now.

Well Anthony said this happens ALL THE TIME - and I believe him!!!

185

Maybe someone else took the picture, like Barney Frank, and used it as whackoff fodder, and maybe Barney Frank was the one behind tihs, because he has the drooling slobbering hots for Tony Weiner.

Just throwin that out there.

186

Why aren't more people going with the "second twitterer" theory?

187 Watching the "nonterview" (thanks Ace) on CNN now.

188 Dems aren't happy:

From Politico

"Watching Anthony Weiner's twitter and press blitz is like watching a Charlie Sheen meltdown. It's amusing, uncomfortable, and not necessary," a Democratic leadership aide told me just now. "If Weiner really wants to get beyond this, he'll shut up and let Democrats get back to their Medicare message."

All the more reason to keep on the pressure, Ace. It keeps them from lying about medicare.

189 Happens all the time. So that's why its only happened once.

190 I wish I had a BlackBerry so I could tweetbag Weiner. But as it happens all the time he will probably never see it. Hell, my inbox has over 7000 crotch shots, just today.

191 Wolf was congratulating him ON NOT F*CKING UP ANY FURTHER.

192 I retract what I said yesterday. RE: CNN having balls ... obviously, Dana Bash is the ONLY person at CNN with balls ... too bad  ... Wolf IS a pussy...


BTW; has Dana Bash been fired yet?  Maybe FOX would hire her... she had bigger balls anyone at FOX presently ...

193 Weiner said he doesn't know who Ginger Lee is, "I followed her once."

194 If Dana Bash and Wolf Blitzer had a baby, I can assure you it would be Dana who passes out the cigars.

195 Even Chucky's minions over at LGF are having a hard time stomaching this latest "interview" of Weiner. Their comments are obviously carefully designed to avoid the ban-hammer and Chuck's response is "there is no good way to handle this situation" foisted on Weiner by the dastardly Breitbart and rightwing blogs. F*cking batsh*t insane.

196 Vote Democrat: The Party of Perverts

197 Wolf's interview was CNN's apology to Weiner for the Bash-krieg.

198 Don't get too excited about Dana Bash.  She's a lib through and through.  I give her props for good work yesterday, and that's it.

199
Anthony the Smegma has nothing to be ashamed of with the exception of a very small and unimpressive penis.  Oh, and those shaved legs are bitchin'.

200 OT: Chris Christi on twitter: "What? What was that? I'm sorry, can't hear you over the sound of teh chopper propeller!"

201 196 If Dana Bash and Wolf Blitzer had a baby, I can assure you it would be Dana who passes out the cigars.


And Wolf would be the one giving birth.

202 Well, Wolf covering for Weiner like that just proves he's got skin in teh game. 

203 It's all up to O'Reilly.

204 Would Sir perhaps favor me with an opportunity to place an angel kiss on his glans?

205 Oh, and Blitzer:  A sheeple in Wolf's clothing...

206
Liberal Green Footballs is now claiming that anyone can essentially post a picture to anyone's yfrog account using a Blackberry, which then gets posted to Twitter.

Here's the explanation: Apparently yfrog provides a user with an email address to which they can send photos which not only automatically appear in the photo gallery, but also trigger a tweet about it.

They're trying to get from A to B via planet Neptune.

207

 Vote Democrat: The Party of Perverts

 

Pervocrats?

208 AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades I like him putting it into play that maybe his wife did this. And we can't put his wife through this ordeal. 14 minutes ago His wife. He's floating his fucking wife. This Weiner weiner is beneath contempt. I would, however, pee on him if he were on fire. Provided I had a bladder full of JP-5.

209 Actual slander, unless this is correct, although it doesn't say how this cause the tweet.

I think LE will be involved shortly, whatever Anthony's Wiener wants.

210 Feeling very left out of the beaverlanche that is apparently commonplace on teh webz.

Need more Sex Panther.

211 or maybe it does

212

Describe Tony as "an outspoken, feisty opponent of the Ryan Plan."

213 Motherfucker can't even pronounce his own name. 'Weener' as in the sausage, is 'wiener' in accordance with the laws of German pronunciation. 'Weiner' is probably worse, since it sounds like 'whiner'. Of course it's really 'viner'.

214 Blitzer: Rep. Weiner, do you mind if I examine the evidence in question?  I'm pretty familiar with these things.

215

@17: "Weiner is full of more shit than a Thanksgiving turkey."

Remind me never to try the stuffing at your house.

216 Ich bin ein Weiner!

217 Total OT, but this is important IMHO:

Iraqi refugees held for 'trying to buy missiles for Al Qaeda' - after one was let into U.S. despite being insurgent 'bomb-maker'

Two Iraqi refugees have been charged with plotting to supply sniper rifles and stinger anti-aircraft missiles to Al Qaeda from the U.S.

Waad Ramadan Alwan and Mohanad Shareef Hammadi  were arrested in Kentucky this week after an FBI sting operation.

Alwan, 30, is thought to have been a sniper and bomb maker for insurgents in Iraq after the 2003 invasion before he fled to the U.S six years later.

His fingerprints were found on an unexploded roadside bomb in Iraq, but he was still allowed into the U.S. because a Homeland Security screening procedure did not check Department of Defence records.

218
Don't get too excited about Dana Bash.  She's a lib through and through.  I give her props for good work yesterday, and that's it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2011 05:12 PM

According to Breitbart, she's a bitter PUMA woman. That could be good for some continued bursts of actual journalism from her.

219

Weiner dodged repeated questions as to whether he has even taken pictures of himself in his underwear similar to the photo in question. “There are photos of me in the world,” he said. “I’m trying to draw a line here. I don’t want this to get further.”

At his impromtu press gathering outside the House Chambers.   Joking about being a "little stiff" yesterday when he called the CNN producer a jackass, and making jabs at Paul Ryan about having more twitter followers than Ryan does.

This SOB may be one of the smarmiest assholes to ever serve in Congress.

220

His wife. He's floating his fucking wife.

This Weiner weiner is beneath contempt. I would, however, pee on him if he were on fire. Provided I had a bladder full of JP-5.

 

Democrats are always like Islamofacists.  Whenever the reckoning comes, they either hide behind the women and children or they put on a burka and try to sneak out the backdoor.  They never face judgment head on. 

221 Dana's tweet has gone silent for 21 hours.

HMMMMM.

222 How many times has he checked his blackberry while his wife sits with him, assuming that he's doing something important?

How many times has his wife been with him while he has been twittering with all of those hot babes?

Hey, Huma, what are you thinking about right now?

223 Posted by: Dave at June 01, 2011 05:11 PM (Xm1aB)

You are now banned.

224 Didnt meggie mac say weiner was her favorite congressperson?

225 Are you protecting anyone?" Jeeze Lousie, set him up more, Wolf. He says: "Yes. My wife." He's protecting her, you see.

Notice that on every question he has a human shield-- he claims that he can't answer questions about himself because of these other people.   

________________________

By tomorrow he'll even be using Brietbart as a shield.  The  Vienna Sausage will refuse to press for an investigation to save Brietbart from embarrassment. 

226

Wolf and the rest of the parasites want to get into Palin's undies, yet when presented with this Weiner...hey, no big deal.

Go figure.

227

"They're trying to get from A to B via planet Neptune."

Yeah, if that was possible, everyone would be tweeting a picture of my cat taking a shit right now. 

228 Weiner dodged repeated questions as to whether he has even taken pictures of himself in his underwear similar to the photo in question. “There are photos of me in the world,” he said. “I’m trying to draw a line here. I don’t want this to get further.” This is beyond parody. But I will keep trying. "I have had erections from time to time, and there are cameras in the physical universe."

229 Blitzer the Weiner fluffer.

230
It's all up to O'Reilly.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 01, 2011 05:13 PM (bN5ZU)

Ah, shit. We're boned.

231 Actual slander, unless this is correct, although it doesn't say how this cause the tweet.

I think LE will be involved shortly, whatever Anthony's Wiener wants.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 01, 2011 05:15 PM (GTbGH)

Somebody will have to want to press charges.  But then, either Weiner's side has been slandered, or the eeeevil Breitbart's side has.

232

I'm so worried about Anthony.  Hopefully he has all his technological issues figured out.  I wouldn't want him to miss the Bruins game tonight.  It's so unfair that his tivo ate the game the other night. 

Poor Anthony. 

233 It was a fluffer interview.

234

This SOB may be one of the smarmiest assholes to ever serve in Congress.

 

Unprecedented! And that's saying something.

235

Posted by: toby928™ at June 01, 2011 05:15 PM (GTbGH)

 

Funny that, because Dan Wolfe has welcomed an investigation.  He and Breitbart both. 

 

236 Somebody will have to want to press charges.

I meant Dan Wolfe.

237

Fulminating on Twitter may feel good. But it takes away time from what we should be doing, which is calling our Republican Congressional campaign chairmen's spokesmen and interview them on when we're going to see the chairmen start proceedings.

Sometimes, we have to help them understand how to play the game.

238 Seriously got a @breakingnews tweet (msnbc hacks) saying Wiener can't say it's not a photo of him. He's lost his base

239 Did Blitzer leave the studio with a new pearl necklace? Were they cultured pearls?

240

It was a fluffer interview.

 

Gee shocka!  I guess that can only mean there will be more pictures forthcoming post interview (I'm sure it had to plump Weiner up a bit!)

241 I LOVE it when you do that.

My hero.......

242 Wolf and the rest of the parasites want to get into Palin's undies.


______________________________

Well, yeah, me too... but for a different reason.

243 Weiner got on the phone to DNCNN yesterday and demanded:

"Get me another interview. Now. You fuckers owe me!"

244

Prints! Has anyone checked for prints?

 

Pecker tracks?

245 Didnt meggie mac say weiner was her favorite congressperson?

OT:  But this Meggie Mac quote like desrves to be seen:

Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone? Meghan McCain: No. I'm in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn't put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I'm just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don't want to talk about Sarah Palin.

246 Of course it's really 'viner'.

"Veener," as said by Germans. It's my grandpa's name. I don't think I'm related to the Ween, but... (Checks Wikipedia.) Yeah, I probably am. That'd explain why our dicks are approximately the same shape.

...

And I have those same gray underpants...

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

247 My autocorrect changes DKos to Dips. That is all...

248

Dana's tweet has gone silent for 21 hours.

HMMMMM.

 

Dana's decided to take an undetermined amount of time off...

249
Prints! Has anyone checked for prints?






No way. I haven't been to a one-hour-photo place in years.

250 240 Seriously got a @breakingnews tweet (msnbc hacks) saying Wiener can't say it's not a photo of him. He's lost his base

Posted by: Thereddianthus at June 01, 2011 05:20 PM (STBQE)

Be proud, Ace....be very proud.

251 -279.65 (-2.22%) #Hacked! LOL

252 new post

253 "Dana, we need you to go to Afghanistan tonight. There's a big secret assault taking place and we can't reach the imbed.

Here's your ticket and by the way, there's a strict blackout on this so you'll have to turn in your laptop, blackberry and cell phone before you go.

Have a nice trip."

254 What the hell is "dating Babylon"?

255 AceofSpadesHQ Ace of Spades   did I seriously just watch this soft-handed motherfucker @wolfblitzercnnjust congratulate @RepWeinerfor surviving a candyass nonterview?

256 It's about time that someone mentioned Weiner's "sacred honor".

257 256 A song by David Gray?

258 This guy shouldn't be allowed to claim he's protecting someone in an attempt for it to get swept under the rug. He's not a private citizen. He has engaged in potential sexual misconduct and should be investigated. Weiner's claims need to be backed up by evidence. Reveal identity of 'prankster'. He's stalling. His story is weak and incredulous to say the least. Don't back off Ace. Don't even think about letting this cadaver piece of shit walk.

259 By the waters of Babylon, there we sat down and wept

260 Liberal voters do not care about sex scandals involving so-called "liberal elected officials. This is because liberal voters believe that the private lives of public officials should largely remain private.

On the other hand, liberal voters do care when conservative politicians are involved in sex scandals because liberals enjoy exposing the usual hypocrisy of conservatives.

Anyway, Weiner will always beat a Republican.

261 256:

It's like a Baskin Robbins without ice cream cakes.

262 256 What the hell is "dating Babylon"?

Maybe she means "dating Babel", where no one speaks a language she can understand.  Like English.

263 250 Dana's decided to take an undetermined amount of time off...

_________________

Like in the old Soviet Union, pols would become mysterious ill after a major screw up and need some medical time off (permanently) ...

264

I've only been following this story a little bit, so somebody help me because I must have missed it: how the fuck does Breitbart's name come into play here and is there anything resembling credible evidence he's involved? 

Or should I just assume tossing Breitbart's name into the ring is just standard moonbatshit crazy boogeyman wishcasting like the hurling the name "Koch"?

265

Yeah, if that was possible, everyone would be tweeting a picture of my cat taking a shit right now. 

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 01, 2011 05:18 PM (N4Yy2)

 

That's your cat???

266 266

I've only been following this story a little bit, so somebody help me because I must have missed it: how the fuck does Breitbart's name come into play here and is there anything resembling credible evidence he's involved? 

Or should I just assume tossing Breitbart's name into the ring is just standard moonbatshit crazy boogeyman wishcasting like the hurling the name "Koch"?

It's a combination of who broke the story and the need for a boogeyman.

IIRC, Big Government was one of the first outlets to break the story, so the lefties all started screaming "It was a Breitbart set-up!" because they couldn't POSSIBLY believe that a Dem would show his putz to an attractive college-aged woman.

267 Here's the explanation: Apparently yfrog provides a user with an email address to which they can send photos which not only automatically appear in the photo gallery, but also trigger a tweet about it.

They're trying to get from A to B via planet Neptune.

Twit Pic has the same feature..  But you need to sign into Twitpic to pick up that email..  I have it where I can sent a picture from my cell phone directly to Twitpic and it will post it on Twitter..  

But unless someone hacks my twitpic account, they won't get that address.. 

268

Take it easy?!? I'm standin' here with my dork in my hand!

Er, uh...I can neither confirm nor deny that I am standing here with what may or may not be my dork in my hand.

269 AMBER ALERT

Dana Bash. Last seen on the steps of Congress.

If anyone knows her whereabouts contact CNN immediately.

270

@118: "Hey, Huma, what are you thinking about right now?"

Hillary's sweet, glistening gash.

271 >>Liberal voters do not care about sex scandals involving so-called "liberal elected officials. This is because liberal voters believe that the private lives of public officials should largely remain private. Bullshit. Liberal voters never hold liberal politicians to any standard because they don't hold themselves to any standard. Bill Clinton fucks around with an intern in the White House and NOW is one of his biggest defenders. Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd attack waitresses and liberals re-elect them with overwhelming majorities. All liberals care about is the government cheese keeps coming from the usual suspects.

272

From www.ihatethemedia.com

Sept. 18, 2009

CNNÂ’s Wolf Blitzer appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy last night and proved once and for all that, yes, he is that stupid.

The thin veneer of intellectual superiority was stripped away and the know-it-all Blitzer proved he knew nothing when he competed against actress Dana Delaney and comedian Andy Richter.

Richter won the game with an incredible $68,000 total. Delaney racked up an creditable $9,300. But WolfÂ’s final score was -$4800. Yes, negative $4,800.

To be blunt, Blitzer sucked. He was an ignoramus. He embarrassed his friends, his family, his employers, short people, bearded people, and fellow clueless liberals.

273 I don't know why, but Rep Anthony Weiner's repeated talk about "pie" reminds me of American Pie. Of course Weiner's now infamous "weenie" pic and American Pie's infamous weenie in the pie scene makes perfect sense.

Can we get an Ace Photoshop job please?

274 Liberal voters do not care about sex scandals involving so-called "liberal elected officials. This is because liberal voters believe that the private lives of public officials should largely remain private.

the allegation here is that he didn't keep his privates private.

275 Anyway, Weiner will always beat a Republican.

Of that I have no doubt, it is New York after all.

276 Maybe it isn't a picture of Weiner's weiner in his underwear. Maybe it's a picture of a little cucumber in Weiner's underware.

277 278 Anyway, Weiner will always beat a Republican.

Of that I have no doubt, it is New York after all.

He may still lose to another Dem, though, as they can smell blood in the water.

If that happens, then this particular putz is gone and a new one joins Congress at the bottom of the seniority totem pole.

278 279 Maybe it isn't a picture of Weiner's weiner in his underwear. Maybe it's a picture of a little cucumber in Weiner's underware.

Just remember to cover it in tinfoil before doing so.

279

@137: "131 Huma is the key here,if she goes along with his bullshit she can save him.

She will.  He's her meal ticket."

---------------

No, I dine at the Y.

280 Like in the old Soviet Union, pols would become mysterious ill after a major screw up and need some medical time off (permanently) ...

Bullet wounds to the head are so difficult to recover from.

281 283

@137: "131 Huma is the key here,if she goes along with his bullshit she can save him.

She will.  He's her meal ticket."

---------------

No, I dine at the Y.

I'm also a spokesperson for the Pink Taco restaurant chain.

282

Richter won the game with an incredible $68,000 total. Delaney racked up an creditable $9,300. But WolfÂ’s final score was -$4800. Yes, negative $4,800.

To be blunt, Blitzer sucked. He was an ignoramus. He embarrassed his friends, his family, his employers, short people, bearded people, and fellow clueless liberals.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2011 05:32 PM (oiNtH)

But Sarah Palin is a riTard......

GEEZ I hate the left........

283

Why is he saying that he is uncertain whether the photo is of his junk?  Because his wife knows it is!!  and he has told her some tale of how he sent it as a joke to a stiff..uh staffer, or sumthin.

So he has to both answer to the public's scrutiny, and try to convince her at the same time.   Tough spot to be in.

Ace is my hero.

284

Or should I just assume tossing Breitbart's name into the ring is just standard moonbatshit crazy boogeyman wishcasting like the hurling the name "Koch"?

It's a combination of who broke the story and the need for a boogeyman.

Pretty much, yeah..

285 Is, "I was hacked," a euphemism for, "I'm circumcised,"?

286 DRUDGE: "IT MIGHT BE MY WEINER"

287

"He's not a private citizen. He has engaged in potential sexual misconduct and should be investigated ..."

... by a Republican congressional committee with subpoena power.

FIFY

288 Pretty much, yeah..

That.... and throwing the name "Koch" atop the steaming pile o "Weiner" puns and metaphors was a bit much.....

The left is batshit crazy.... stupid they aint...

289 epic sock fail at 291

290

Doesn't help he hired the law firm of Richard Johnson & Wang.

291 Maybe he just finally snapped.

You want a Dick Joke???
I'll give you a Dick Joke!!!

292 The WeinerMobile: Coming to your town soon!

293 So the little puke is probably going to get away with this.

294 The Clintons have/are scary friends.

295

You know - I don't think the photo is of him.

I think he sent it - but I don't think it's him.  I think he got it from somewhere, like a gay porn site, and is embarassed he got caught sending it to his honey brigade on twitter.

He does not want to admit it's not his, because he will piss off his girlfriends on twitter. 

296 I'm not a lawyer but apparently the first thing he did was hire one - and if I was his lawyer I think the first thing I would tell him is, "Put 'the fuck' in 'shut-up.'"

297 Ace - Stop destroying your liver!

You've Finally Done it!

Weiner story on Drudge!

The End is Near...

298 Wolf had to make up for that bitch Dana Bash ripping my tits off yesterday...

299 I hate this blog.  People keep referring to "that stinking, lying hack" and I can't figure out whether they mean Weiner or Blitzer.

300 The silky smooth beeje that Blitzer gave Weiner is ALMOST enough to make me bi-envious.  Nevertheless, the takeaway today is a lack of "certitude".  Keep hammering that Weiner, Ace, don't let up.

301 "Now using the word "spoof" a lot. "Every day, Wolf, things happen to people like this."

"Spoof" has a very specific meaning.  I called them start and stop bits, but they are called data bits and something else, I never used the official words, I called them start and stop.   "Spoofing" goes back to verbal communications security when certain words, or a string of words were used to indicate that the following words or string of words were important, and then no longer important after the next word or string of words were said.  Example, small one, otherwise it gets wordy, and I can do that on my own thank you.:  Start bit/word "bark", stop bit/word "bite" Operational word "fight."  (the assumption is that the operational word is understood only to those who know the start and stop.)

"So the other day my dog was getting all ornery and then started barking!  He Kept BARKING! like the friggen world was coming to an end, and as I came down I took him under hand and with I realized that with his last bark I stopped a fight without a bite."

I just said, cancel operation fight, by encoding my message inside of a simple sentence (poorly formulated in the quick mode) but if you SPOOF that, that is basically how all comsec works, just different mediums.

to SPOOF that sentence, because most of the people exchanging coded messages didn't actually know what they were saying, either in person or in writing, what you do, is insert a "spoof"  a false start, or a false stop.  For instnace, I used Bark only once, but variations of bark, but barking isn't "bark,"  Had I included more than one bark, there is no way to differentiate which is the right bark, and which is the wrong one, if I had used bite more than once it would have confused it.   So, messengers, untrustworthy ones, or doops, would be manipulated into delivering a spoof to muddy a message so that the message isn't understood.

It's the same in electronics communication.  You have start and stop "bits" (though they aren't bits, they are rather complicated series of data) that initiate communication, and then cut out communication.  It's why it's almost impossible to break US communications without a "key" (how the communication bits work together) because the amount of data processed is ridiculous.  BUT! it can be "spoofed" though still very difficult thanks to signal hopping, by tracking a repetative string of data, or a logical progression of data (I don't think with the firefly encryption, which was the hotshit stuff I worked with, was almost impossible to break down) and then you insert one of those pieces of data randomly.

That is what "spoof" means.

302 and I just remembered, it's "parity" and "data" are one (not all) of the names for the start and stop bits.

303 Now those right wingnut hacks at CBS news are piling on.

304 So the little puke is probably going to get away with this.

Posted by: Donna at June 01, 2011 06:14 PM (bdE9c)

If by "get away with this" you mean now has a very low ceiling on upward mobility and will be known as a neutered attack dog and an object of derision and ridicule, then yeah; I guess he will.

305 166 Liberal Green Footballs is now claiming that anyone can essentially post a picture to anyone's yfrog account using a Blackberry, which then gets posted to Twitter.
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And how would the Blackberry know to add the @HotCoed before shipping it out? Do Blackberries often randomly ship pictures off to hot coeds?

306 So, do you regret not installing a pop-up blocker? 

307 "It never happened. It is an unterview."

Brilliant sir; simply brilliant. I am so using this for a sig.

308
Good Lord All Mighty, he hits the "Weiner joke" non-excuse again.

Piker.

309 Heh. Those dang "weiner" jokes. I myself love to open myself up to criminal charges and possible jail time to make a "Weiner" joke. Doesn't everyone? I mean, sure, there are literally thousands of legal ways to make fun of Weiner's name, but I like that added dimension of possible incarceration. I know I am not alone here.

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