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November 26, 2011

Woman Uses Bikini to Search for Lost Dog [Truman North]
— Open Blogger

So much stupid should hurt. Or lead to the King Missile suite of my space-age batchelor pad.

Come to think of it, the two are not mutually-exclusive.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:11 PM | Comments (103)
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1 Thanks you! Troll free thread.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2011 05:13 PM (5H6zj)

2 Ah, new thread smell.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:14 PM (GTbGH)

3 Chilly? It was very nice in La Jolla today - think it was about 80.

Posted by: gm at November 26, 2011 05:15 PM (K0tm3)

4 Pet psychic? Seriously?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2011 05:15 PM (3ipb5)

5 Wearing her F-M shoes, too.

Posted by: crosspatch at November 26, 2011 05:16 PM (ZbLJZ)

6 She should be using a jar of Skippy.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2011 05:16 PM (i2hyY)

7 Also, that isn't La Jolla, it is UTC.

Posted by: gm at November 26, 2011 05:16 PM (K0tm3)

8 I didn't get the troops-dog connection.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2011 05:16 PM (5H6zj)

9 Check your local Taco Bell, Arlene.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2011 05:18 PM (3ipb5)

10 Apropos of nothing, the crescent moon and venus are really pretty here tonight.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2011 05:20 PM (5H6zj)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Trav at November 26, 2011 05:22 PM (gUMu2)

12 I feel sorry for the gal for her lost dog, but what the hell? I guess I can respect that it probably get's people's attention.

Nevertheless, that is a woman who desperately needs a screaming orgasm not brought about by a mechanical device.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2011 05:22 PM (e/SJC)

13 Hunger strike...

...you know, I think this is how Cesar Chavez found HIS lost chihuahua.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 26, 2011 05:23 PM (DjCQL)

14 Nevertheless, that is a woman who desperately needs a screaming orgasm not brought about by a mechanical device.

Hence, the dog.

Yes, I went there.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:24 PM (GTbGH)

15 "3 California, the stupid is strong. " And has more narcissistic attention whores per square mile than any other place on the planet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2011 05:24 PM (T6kEB)

16 Apropos of nothing, the crescent moon and venus are really pretty here tonight.

Well yeah, but Venus and Mars are all right, tonight ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 26, 2011 05:24 PM (9H4ws)

17 Obama voter.

Posted by: Andy at November 26, 2011 05:25 PM (XG+Mn)

18 She should pass out copies of her flyer at all the Taco Bells in greater San Diego.

Posted by: Kortezzi at November 26, 2011 05:25 PM (QulPQ)

19 Sacred honor compels me to confess that I totally f**ked her dog.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 26, 2011 05:26 PM (2jQGY)

20 I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 26, 2011 05:26 PM (c6JO5)

21 She needs my 120 lb white male German Shepherd. Once you have one you will never go back to those little shit dogs again....

Posted by: San Antonio rose at November 26, 2011 05:27 PM (3bJHs)

22 Yay for new threads!

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 26, 2011 05:27 PM (HxF5K)

23 So far her dog's escape plan is going well. Actually, I admire her dedication and spunk.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2011 05:29 PM (MBQBE)

24 Hence, the dog.

Yes, I went there.

Nah, it's too small. Although someone once told me to go for the women with large dogs, because chances are they are single and desperate.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2011 05:29 PM (e/SJC)

25 Perfectly appropriate episode from Southpark.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2011 05:29 PM (T6kEB)

26 Funny someone told me to go for men with sheep for the same reason...

Posted by: San Antonio rose at November 26, 2011 05:30 PM (3bJHs)

27 A pet psychic? Really? Was Ace Ventura not available?

Losing pets is terrible, but if you can afford to hire a pet psychic and stand on a street corner in a bikini for days on end without going to work, something tells me that you can afford to get another dog. I have hunch to that most likely wherever this dog is now, it probably is better off there than in the clutches of this vacant-eyed psychopath.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2011 05:33 PM (UR5vq)

28 Another Girl took her dog. She should be offering her shoes in return.

Posted by: epador at November 26, 2011 05:33 PM (yRR0s)

29 "9 I didn't get the troops-dog connection. " Easy, the self-important twit is putting her situation with her dog in the same category with troops who've put their lives on the line for their country. Again, California narcissist. Oh, and, yeah I realize that I should really have used the word "twit" with an "a" substituted for the "i", but it is Thanksgiving weekend, so I took the high ground. That should last for two more beers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2011 05:34 PM (T6kEB)

30 wow, that is...umm...stupid
but I will be glad to help her look for her dog, as long as she stays in the bikini

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:35 PM (s7mIC)

31 Judging by the traffic, that dog is probably part of the pavement by now. The gal may be too if her bikini gets any skimpier. It reminds me of the Allstate Mayhem "I'm a hot babe jogging" commercial where the dude runs into a light pole.

Posted by: no good deed at November 26, 2011 05:36 PM (no971)

32 It was like 9/11 to her.

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at November 26, 2011 05:36 PM (GTbGH)

33 or loses the bikini, actually

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:36 PM (s7mIC)

34 Easy, the self-important twit is putting her situation with her dog in the same category with troops who've put their lives on the line for their country.
------
Ugh. I was afraid of that.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2011 05:36 PM (5H6zj)

35 yeah that's it...

I'll trade, her chihuahua for her bikini

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:36 PM (s7mIC)

36 Hey, Pumpkin Chunkin' on DSC-HD.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:37 PM (GTbGH)

37 Something tells me this woman has either a future and/or a past in the adult film industry.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 26, 2011 05:37 PM (7EV/g)

38 Months from now her dog will participate in a bank robbery.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2011 05:38 PM (MBQBE)

39 3056 ft with a torsion catapult. Holy shit.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:39 PM (GTbGH)

40 Um, maybe if she really gave a shit about her dog she shouldn't have left such a tiny dog where someone could grab it? Stupid twit.

Posted by: Steph at November 26, 2011 05:40 PM (6q0MG)

41 but I will be glad to help her look for her dog, as long as she stays in the bikini.

Don't fall for it, chemjeff! The asinine linkage to troop concerns, the bikini and stripper heels...all of it screams "I want attention!". If she approached finding her dog like a normal person, maybe she'd get more help than snark.

That girl who supposedly took the dog will probably take better care of it than this twit.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2011 05:40 PM (UR5vq)

42 I've always been an animal lover.....

Posted by: Jack Miller at November 26, 2011 05:42 PM (P8JUe)

43 39 I'll trade, her chihuahua for her bikini
________

I'm not sure I want to know what you plan to do with her bikini.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 26, 2011 05:42 PM (6fER6)

44 okay, obviously fake, but still kinda funny
Redneck Chuckin'

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:42 PM (s7mIC)

45 It's an ugly dog

Posted by: dagny at November 26, 2011 05:43 PM (382HC)

"Woman Uses Bikini to Search for Lost Dog"

I did not know that a bikini could be used to find dogs, but after watching the video very carefully, I truly believe a bikini can be used in such a way.

This is what makes America great.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 26, 2011 05:44 PM (MfCKT)

47 Maybe someone took the dog because she kept dressing it in pink tutus. It would be the humane thing to do.

Posted by: no good deed at November 26, 2011 05:45 PM (no971)

Yes, some of us know exactly what ze dog is thinking...

and besides it thinking its really nice to be able to lick me own balls?

Its thinking damn I was glad to get away from that twit... which is why I would not help her...

Posted by: LA Pet Pshychic at November 26, 2011 05:45 PM (NtXW4)

49 Good luck to her!

Posted by: Texan Economist at November 26, 2011 05:45 PM (TC/9F)

50 3636 Ft with a catapult. Un-real.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:46 PM (GTbGH)

51 Gawd forbid either one of my roommate's 14 yo cats make their great escape, but she has no business in a bikini.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at November 26, 2011 05:46 PM (JoeF6)

52 Flaming Piano Chuckin'

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:47 PM (s7mIC)

53 I wonder how far you could fling a person.

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:47 PM (GTbGH)

54 or a cat, and would it land on it's feet?

Posted by: toby928© at November 26, 2011 05:47 PM (GTbGH)

55 "My momma never warned me about guys with trebuchets."

Posted by: no good deed at November 26, 2011 05:47 PM (no971)

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2011 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

Hi, Hey,Y-not!. I saw your earlier post re: the Rearden Steel bracelet. Thanks. The "Esky" one is pretty cool. Like a Galtian make of the Movie promoted version.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2011 05:47 PM (Qjh0I)

57 I'm not sure I want to know what you plan to do with her bikini.

well let's see...

1. take a pic of naked hot chick holding her bikini
2. ebay
3. profit!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:48 PM (s7mIC)

58 Sweet...Pumpkin Chuckin'.

I have found what to spend all my future lottery winnings on.

Dual use tho...water balloons full of deodorant...in case the #Occupy get to start their revolution.

Posted by: Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone at November 26, 2011 05:48 PM (DGxyd)

59 Next week: Found Dog, Need $5 for Peanut Butter

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 26, 2011 05:50 PM (MMC8r)

60 $5 dosn't buy you a lot of peanut butter these days. Bad peanut blight this year or some shit.

Posted by: Truman North at November 26, 2011 05:52 PM (I2LwF)

61 I think she's got a good idea here. If some other girl stole her dog, the only way she is going to get it back is to great enough publicity that the thief feels "pressure" to return the dog. And I'm not just saying that because I drive by that intersection all the time.

Posted by: Wooga at November 26, 2011 05:52 PM (A0Frn)

62 Fudge me in the pickle slot!

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 05:52 PM (Qjh0I)

63 She should have caught on when her dog kept watching The Shawshank Redemption again and again and again.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2011 05:53 PM (MBQBE)

64 Eat my straw, wankmeister!!!

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 05:55 PM (Qjh0I)

65 Pfffttt...

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 05:56 PM (Qjh0I)

66 Is the dog's name "Freeshowia"?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2011 05:56 PM (/VGq8)

67 What happened to the chihuahua

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2011 05:57 PM (s7mIC)

68 Sheedy-banging proto-Gothmo!

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 05:58 PM (Qjh0I)

You fargin' sneaky bastages!

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 26, 2011 05:58 PM (OGw2r)

70 Cheddar licking trout bangers!

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 06:01 PM (Qjh0I)

71 leave me out of this

please

Posted by: toby the beagle at November 26, 2011 06:01 PM (/VGq8)

72 Beagle fapping monkey spitter!

Posted by: PG-13 Moron at November 26, 2011 06:02 PM (Qjh0I)

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel.

You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 26, 2011 06:02 PM (OGw2r)

74 I love my dogs but I love my soldier more. She lost me with the troops reference. My dad told me some bikini clad fat chica was waving a sign for her pup's return. I expected Shamu. Ha.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 26, 2011 06:02 PM (gvlTU)

75 I guess I can respect that it probably get's people's attention.

So would pepper spray. It seems to be a specialty in California for cops as well as Wal-Mart shoppers.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 26, 2011 06:04 PM (CljNJ)

76 This just in: watching the new Twilight movie would be hazardous to your health. Not because of the strobe light scene, but because it can turn you gay.

Posted by: Truman North at November 26, 2011 06:05 PM (I2LwF)

Vampire twinkies make good stew.

Posted by: PG-13 Hobo at November 26, 2011 06:06 PM (Qjh0I)

78 What's unbelievable is that, so far, Sarah Palin has not even called this woman to apologize for stealing her dog.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at November 26, 2011 06:07 PM (2jQGY)

79 I'll help you find your dog, but first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 26, 2011 06:07 PM (rykjL)

I'd rather shower with Sandusky than lose to a Husky!!!

Posted by: Anti-UConn League of America at November 26, 2011 06:11 PM (Qjh0I)

81 I feel bad for her

Posted by: gride at November 26, 2011 06:12 PM (UOT8H)

82 88 posts and no one has said it... Fine. I'll do it. I'd hit it.

Posted by: bostonMikey at November 26, 2011 06:22 PM (b7CI3)

83 Â“I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.Â”

Posted by: Corona at November 26, 2011 06:28 PM (fh2Y7)

84 Meh, she ripped this off a Hallmark special. I think it had Meredith Baxter Birney in it. If it holds to the original plot, her dog will be returned to her on Christmas morning by Rick Springfield. Or a lesbian.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 26, 2011 06:37 PM (of/0u)

85 I wouldn't say her game plan was stupid. She got her story and pictures of her dog on the local news. About the only thing that would have been more effective would be if she said Sarah Palin was the women who stole it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2011 06:51 PM (xnU0k)

86 #57 I was in attendance at that piano chucking. It was held pre-event at Burning Man. There was also an attempt to launch an inflatable couch filled with propane. That one didn't go off so well.

What a year. That was the year of "The Belgian Waffle" or a huge place built of cheap 1x3 lumber that looked like a pile of straw. MAN that thing did burn!

Posted by: crosspatch at November 26, 2011 06:55 PM (ZbLJZ)

87 #26: Well, her outfit does seem optimized for spunk...

/All week
//Try the veal

Posted by: Lawrence Person at November 26, 2011 07:06 PM (eRpHv)

88 If it holds to the original plot, her dog will be returned to her on Christmas morning by Rick Springfield. Or a lesbian.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 26, 2011 10:37 PM (of/0u)

Making me snort a cocktail onto my laptop screen was not asked for.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at November 26, 2011 07:16 PM (JoeF6)

89 She's just trying to hide the fact she ate her dog.

Posted by: Dustin at November 26, 2011 07:56 PM (rQ/Ue)

90 And sadly, while she is apparently very stupid, her stupidity is highly effective in today's world.

A sexy moron being dramatic is much more impressive to our media and most of patronize it than pretty much anything but free money. That's just one of many examples of what's up with our society.

Posted by: Dustin at November 26, 2011 07:58 PM (rQ/Ue)

91 The bikini thing is actually really sweet, I don't know what your problem with it is. She loves her dog and is genuinely trying to get him back.

Posted by: Random at November 26, 2011 08:34 PM (YiE0S)

If it holds to the original plot, her dog will be returned to her on Christmas morning by Rick Springfield. Or a lesbian.

I agree. It is sorta hard to tell the difference.

Posted by: Bill H at November 26, 2011 09:29 PM (3sZO1)

93 "She loves her dog and is genuinely trying to get him back.

Posted by: Random at November 27, 2011 12:34 AM (YiE0S) "

With a hunger strike?

Let's think about this a moment. Some tart in Cali is on TV. What if that alone was the goal?

Posted by: Dustin at November 26, 2011 11:08 PM (rQ/Ue)

94 57 "Flaming Piano Chuckin'" Ahhh ... that's so much better than worrying about what I'm gonna do with all these frickin' chihuahaus. (Howmy sposta figure out which is hers?)

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at November 26, 2011 11:14 PM (vahvH)

95 Hey, she loves her dog. She's okay in my book.

Posted by: Baboon at November 27, 2011 12:02 AM (rkaQN)

96 17 Nevertheless, that is a woman who desperately needs a screaming orgasm not brought about by a mechanical device. Hence, the dog. Yes, I went there. Posted by: toby928Â© at November 26, 2011 09:24 PM (GTbGH) So did the dog, apparently.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2011 04:17 AM (niZvt)

97 Geeeze, I could hardly hear the audio from all the fapping going on. Why are such hot chicks so ... to be kind, let's say - not exactly MENSA material?

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