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October 22, 2011

World Series Game 3 Thread
— Dave in Texas

Somebody needs a hug.

Not sure I like the idea of an Albert Pujols wanting redemption. On the other hand, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thanks Albert.

Game 3 post for us baseball homos.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:06 PM | Comments (92)
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1 Dude. Michigan State and Wisconsin are playing FOOTBALL.

Posted by: Truman North at October 22, 2011 04:03 PM (I2LwF)

2 First, and SCOAMF. etc.

Posted by: Truman North at October 22, 2011 04:03 PM (I2LwF)

3 Rangers baby. yeah.

Posted by: chocolatepretzel at October 22, 2011 04:06 PM (rcYiL)

4 Being a mind reader I can tell ya what Albert is thinking : "No tacos, no peace".

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 22, 2011 04:06 PM (L8TIZ)

5 Being a mind reader I can tell ya what Albert is thinking : "No tacos, no peace". Posted by: Dr Spank at October 22, 2011 08:06 PM (L8TIZ) No, he's thinking with the Yankees, Red Soxs, and Mets out of the picture how the fuck do I get my 180 million?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 22, 2011 04:11 PM (aYQHH)

6 Mark McGwire looking ANCIENT...

Posted by: chocolatepretzel at October 22, 2011 04:12 PM (rcYiL)

7 Pardon Me, Does anyone have Albert in a can?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 22, 2011 04:17 PM (niZvt)

8 GO CARDINALS!!!

Posted by: Bob at October 22, 2011 04:20 PM (xyr1n)

9 W00t! Go Cards!

Posted by: Palandine at October 22, 2011 04:20 PM (g7D8V)

10 Go Rangers!

Posted by: Macintx at October 22, 2011 04:21 PM (ucs8Y)

11 Albert is the mang! Go Cards!

Posted by: Chuck at October 22, 2011 04:24 PM (dSkY8)

12 Who let that OWS hippie in a ridiculous clown suit out there to drop a dook on the diamond?

Posted by: Ran Dather at October 22, 2011 04:31 PM (Mv1I1)

13 The Cards just need to give Albert a blank check bad just say, "fill in the blanks please". He's on pace to be one of the best ever, no way can you let that guy go.

Posted by: BTM at October 22, 2011 04:32 PM (AF5/4)

14 Baseball? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 22, 2011 04:32 PM (YYjeh)

15 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: The End of Normal ePub at October 22, 2011 04:40 PM (PNadQ)

16 Go Rangers! (with apologies to Cardinals fans)

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at October 22, 2011 04:44 PM (Wv5xl)

17 Make fun of Albert all you want, Dave. In the meantime, Craig is treating the Rangers like his own personal bitches for the third game in a row...

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 22, 2011 04:46 PM (umot9)

18
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Posted by: Three and Out ePub at October 22, 2011 04:50 PM (XeLW+)

19 man this thread is sloooow. where's the baseball luv? or just no love for cards/rangers

Posted by: chocolatepretzel at October 22, 2011 04:53 PM (rcYiL)

Go Rangers. I just couldn't wait to see this game. I get such a moment of peace and calm when I see George and Laura Bush sitting next to Nolan Ryan at the home games. These are the times I think, well maybe everything will be ok in the world. Ahh, who am I kidding we're screwed.

At least we weren't subjected to SCOAMF and his mom jeans throwing out the first pitch.

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Posted by: Forgotten AudioBook at October 22, 2011 04:58 PM (Qyx/v)

22 Albert takes it in the Pujol.

Posted by: KennyM at October 22, 2011 05:01 PM (OQCJr)

23 PUJOL SINGLES! PUJOL SINGLES! PUJOL SINGLES!

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 05:11 PM (ze29X)

24 Thanks for the single Pujols.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 05:12 PM (ze29X)

25 Umps suck

Posted by: chocolatepretzel at October 22, 2011 05:13 PM (rcYiL)

26 Not lOOking gOOd....

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 05:17 PM (ze29X)

27 Oh yeah, baby!

Posted by: Palandine at October 22, 2011 05:19 PM (g7D8V)

28 Ouch.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 05:20 PM (ze29X)

You gotta believe...

Posted by: Palandine at October 22, 2011 05:23 PM (g7D8V)

30 Here comes the Cards!

Posted by: BTM at October 22, 2011 05:26 PM (AF5/4)

31 Hell yeah Cards!

Posted by: Marius at October 22, 2011 05:27 PM (sxFuR)

32 Well, that inning sucked...

Posted by: goozer at October 22, 2011 05:31 PM (vQcKN)

33 Well, the Cards seem to be doing quite well

Oh, and Dave: fuck you

Posted by: chemjeff at October 22, 2011 05:36 PM (s7mIC)

34 Was that Dan Denkinger making that call at 1st last inning?

Posted by: goozer at October 22, 2011 05:38 PM (vQcKN)

35 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!! CRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!!

Posted by: goozer at October 22, 2011 05:39 PM (vQcKN)

36 Cardinals, bitchez!

Posted by: Pantless Deviant at October 22, 2011 05:40 PM (sTS/8)

37 As an Astros fan, I heartily approve of this photograph.

*returns to ritual self-flagellation*

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 22, 2011 05:41 PM (aDppy)

38 OUT at home!

Posted by: Pantless Deviant at October 22, 2011 05:48 PM (sTS/8)

CARDS!

Posted by: JR at October 22, 2011 05:56 PM (SgDaI)

40 Like I've always said: The game has not ended until it's ended

Posted by: Breaker19, Yogi said what? at October 22, 2011 05:57 PM (ze29X)

41 Bases loaded, nobody out. What, me worry?

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 05:58 PM (ze29X)

Because of my enormous respect for President Bush and his lovely First Lady, I promise not to note that the Cards are making the Rangers their bitch.

oops.

Posted by: Palandine at October 22, 2011 06:02 PM (g7D8V)

43 ATTABOY YOUNG!! MVP! MVP! MVP!

Posted by: goozer at October 22, 2011 06:13 PM (vQcKN)

44 Walked them full to face the top of the order. That's the kind of strategy that wins championships.

Posted by: KennyM at October 22, 2011 06:28 PM (OQCJr)

45 Yankees...GONE!
Braves...not even close!

Since my least favorite teams aren't even playing (so that I can root against them), it doesn't really matter to me.

Posted by: Mr_Write at October 22, 2011 06:33 PM (HoeMo)

46 Damn! MSU is beating Wisconsin 31-17.

Posted by: KennyM at October 22, 2011 06:42 PM (OQCJr)

47 Ouch! 3-run home by Cards.

Posted by: Mr_Write at October 22, 2011 06:43 PM (HoeMo)

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Posted by: The Mozza Cookbook ePub at October 22, 2011 06:44 PM (HHICA)

49 That ball was smote.

Posted by: toby928© at October 22, 2011 06:47 PM (GTbGH)

50 toby928: ...and smoked!

Posted by: Mr_Write at October 22, 2011 06:49 PM (HoeMo)

51 3 run hug applied!

Posted by: REDCELL at October 22, 2011 06:50 PM (EwOFb)

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53 Maybe Pujols will want to talk to the press tonight. Yes?

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 06:53 PM (ze29X)

54 3 run homer by Pujols.

Posted by: Marius at October 22, 2011 06:55 PM (sxFuR)

55 Pujols again!

Posted by: Palandine at October 22, 2011 07:15 PM (g7D8V)

56 8 point lead and I'm still nervous!

Posted by: BTM at October 22, 2011 07:24 PM (AF5/4)

57 Make that 8 runs, this ain't basketball.

Posted by: BTM at October 22, 2011 07:26 PM (AF5/4)

58 Don't make Albert angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Posted by: Tyler at October 22, 2011 07:36 PM (wmIfw)

59 Dave In Texas obviously is doing his best to have AoShq cut into the coveted "Curse of the Sports Illustrated Cover Story" market. Next thing, these Cards will become the official AoShq MLB team; all that's needed is cheerleaders.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at October 22, 2011 07:38 PM (vahvH)

60 Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Posted by: Albert Pujols at October 22, 2011 07:44 PM (dIHHd)

61 Prediction: The Cards will double the score of the Rams.

None of this will matter matter because no one in StL gives a shit about the Rams right now.

Posted by: phat at October 22, 2011 07:46 PM (0Yh0e)

62 This was painful :-(

Posted by: Texan Economist at October 22, 2011 08:09 PM (TC/9F)

63 You won't like Albert when he is angry.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2011 08:14 PM (UvR6d)

64 Ouch

Posted by: Zakn at October 22, 2011 08:15 PM (zyaZ1)

65 Dave in Texas,

The best hitter in baseball is pelting you with home runs!

Posted by: phat at October 22, 2011 08:17 PM (0Yh0e)

66 Dave,

Please make a passive-aggressive AJ Feeley post.

You've got the mojo working!

Posted by: phat at October 22, 2011 08:18 PM (0Yh0e)

67 phat, you from STL?

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2011 08:20 PM (UvR6d)

68 All the Rangers have to do is find some pitching, figure out how to hit St. Louis pitching, walk Pujols every time he comes up, and win three out of four tagainst a team that just pwned them. It's not over yet.

Posted by: Diffus at October 22, 2011 08:26 PM (zIytl)

69 Go Cards! Maybe the TX fans will feel a little better knowing they witnessed a historic hitting display. Okay, maybe not. Just sayin' ...
Who's the idiot who threw the ball out onto the field? Representin' Texas well.

Posted by: Cornfed at October 22, 2011 08:31 PM (879Ga)

70 Yes, I'm in STL.

I'm originally from Grapevine, TX so I have some divided loyalties.

Cowboy fan, Cards fan and Blues fan.

Left Tx in 1984 for the USAF so it's not like I'm a 'band-wagonner'.

Posted by: phat at October 22, 2011 08:32 PM (0Yh0e)

71 I live in Maryland Heights. Grew up in central IL. Cards and Blues fan also. Packers in football, parents are from upper michigan which is more connected to WI than anything. I go to most of the weekend Blues games. They picked up a nice win tonight too!

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2011 08:39 PM (UvR6d)

72 Off to bed. The wife is running in the STL Rock and Roll marathon tomorrow and I will show up at some point to be moral support.

Big picture: 64% of all registered runners are female. They tend to be hotter than average. I have a four hour window to drink and ogle.

Posted by: phat at October 22, 2011 08:40 PM (0Yh0e)

73 Phat, my brother's house is along the marathon route, I offered to let him spend the night here, since his street will be blocked off. Now I know why he refused. Oh, and Albert Pujols...

Posted by: BurtTC at October 22, 2011 08:52 PM (Gc/Qi)

74 Never thought I'd see a WS performance that topped the Reggie bar won in Chavez Ravine in 1978. This one did just that. How did Dave DO this - throw out quiet arguably the most moronic pre-game bird in the history of the game? I mean, can anyone here come up with a face-plant that even APPROACHES this one? The blog thread own-goal to end all blog thread own-goals. Really, Ace has to insist Dave do the rest of this series posting a merciless ego-pummel on the poor sap who thereafter proceeds beat the other team's pitching like a mildewed carpet with Dave's face on it. Do you catch the post-game? A reporter was telling Pujols he'd tied not just Jackson but Babe frickin' Ruth (who did it twice), just with the homers; & he tied two other guys for most RBIs, and another guy for most hits ... then he stuck the mic in Luis' face: "It's an honor to be named in the same category as those guys. And I don't want to forget a big shout-out to Dave In Texas, who, honestly, whenever I'm playing real bad, feeling in the dumps, I can count to blow out some Grade A trash talk that inspires me to beat on the opposing pitchers like a bull going berserk trying to get at that annoying little pipsqueak of a flaming matador." ** (** Actual quote - the first sentence, at least.)

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at October 22, 2011 08:53 PM (vahvH)

75 This sucked. I live a couple of miles from teh ballpark... some buddies txt'd me and said they were tailgaiting the game with food, beer and TV in the parking lot and to come out. I got there in the 3rd inning.

Had a great time with friends, just outside the ballpark, but heh... it sucked ass losing the way we did. Go Rangers.... revenge on Sunday... and I've a got a ticket to the game tomorrow... upper deck... so I'll be there to root us on to an even series again. Damn... tonight really sucked..

Posted by: Yip in Texas at October 22, 2011 09:12 PM (Sh+fu)

76 Hey, Dave in Texas!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: sth88 at October 22, 2011 09:12 PM (TrPfw)

77 I saw this blog post before the game tonight. Thank you my friend Dave for the motivation.

Posted by: Albert Pujols at October 22, 2011 09:18 PM (ze29X)

78 Here in STL we can only hope the media makes Albert angry again so he can go batshit like he ALWAYS does when he gets PO'd

Posted by: joe at October 22, 2011 09:24 PM (35J6X)

79 There's still games to play bitches!

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 22, 2011 09:32 PM (ze29X)

80 If it was redemption Albert was after....I'd say the third dinger nailed it.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at October 22, 2011 11:49 PM (nA0Sr)

81 Let Dave's silly, slaphappy posting stand, now and forevermore, as the perfect AoS Sports Desk equivalent of "Dewey Defeats Truman."

Posted by: kent at October 23, 2011 02:45 AM (dnr92)

82 Now I know why he refused.

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Posted by: charings at October 23, 2011 04:05 AM (q1sov)

83 Ahhh Dave....

There's a refrain I used to hear when I was a Braves/Cubs fan in the 70's, wait, I still hear it...

"There's always next year."

Posted by: Gmac at October 23, 2011 06:25 AM (i/mSY)

84 Ha.

Posted by: Albert PUjols at October 23, 2011 06:42 AM (r4wIV)

85
3 home runs? I'd call that redemption...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at October 23, 2011 07:05 AM (1hM1d)

Our man Pujols bringin da pain, bitches.

Remember Dave, no crying in baseball.

And of the 11 series that were tied 1 - 1 after 2 games, the game 3 winner ultimately won the series 65% of the time.

Cards in 6.

Posted by: Dave_in_STL at October 23, 2011 07:37 AM (B+UnZ)

87 Now people can shut up about overrated Reggie Jackson.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2011 08:21 AM (r4wIV)

88 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2011 10:40 AM (fyOgS)

89 *Ahem* It was only a game Dave.

Posted by: GSain at October 23, 2011 11:37 AM (Ddy/c)

90 68 All the Rangers have to do is find some pitching, figure out how to hit St. Louis pitching, walk Pujols every time he comes up, and win three out of four tagainst a team that just pwned them. It's not over yet.

Posted by: Diffus at October 23, 2011 12:26 AM (zIytl)

And maybe an umpire on a botched DP call to pull his head out of his ass

Posted by: crowsting, who knows that Obama is a SCOAMF at October 23, 2011 12:50 PM (raUvb)

91 Dave in Texas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Albert Pujols: 3 homers Dave in Texas:

Posted by: BK at October 23, 2011 04:44 PM (R2Yh0)

92 Bush league play by prima donna! Pujols rounding third in Game 5 not looking at base coach but BEHIND for the ball !!!! Where is it? Should I go or stop? Duhhh!!! WTF do you think the Base Coach is for??? Good grief. Ok, so he can hit the long ball, but what a jerk.

Posted by: Aguila2011 at October 24, 2011 07:26 PM (hrBQZ)

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