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October 06, 2011

Ye Olde-Tyme AOSHQ Fun Contest Thread
— LauraW

Good Day, my spastic, socially clumsy darlingheads.

We haven't had one of these for a long time! It's been pretty Newsy around here.
Your imaginations must be all cramped up from sitting too long. Need a stretch?

We here at the HQ exist merely to serve your loathsome fancies.

Multimedia contest. Writing, P-shop, video, interpretive dance, fingerpaints, what-have-you. Five rules: is it has to be 1) Funny, and 2) Safe For Work.

Three, four, five:

What does Ace do on vacation?

Funny stuff gets promoted to the front page of a Very Smart Military Blog.
There could be imaginary awards and phony ceremonies, but you should just do it for the Glory.

Posted by: LauraW at 08:15 AM | Comments (243)
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1 A better question is, what *doesn't* Ace do on vacation.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 06, 2011 08:15 AM (PLvLS)

2 I don't give a sh*t!!!!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 08:16 AM (GvYeG)

3 Hibernate?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 06, 2011 08:16 AM (UK9cE)

4 What doesn't Ace do on vacation?

Posted by: Harry at October 06, 2011 08:16 AM (gKhdR)

Somebody beat me to it.

Posted by: Harry at October 06, 2011 08:16 AM (gKhdR)

6 A better question is, what *doesn't* Ace do on vacation.

Get laid.

Posted by: Georgette Mosbacher at October 06, 2011 08:17 AM (usXZy)

7 Ace goes to his quiet hide-a-way where he is really very good friends with hobos who encourage his unhealthy fear of ewoks and pudding which he is later forced to overcompensate for by blogging.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 06, 2011 08:17 AM (wnbjH)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure who needs to be impeached.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:18 AM (fyOgS)

9 Rail on Wall Street executives because of their greed and negative impact on the economy with their bribery of government officials to do their bidding?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 06, 2011 08:18 AM (UK9cE)

10 Five rules: is it has to be 1) Funny, I guess that precludes Obama, unless by "funny" we mean "tragic."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 08:18 AM (AZGON)

11 On his vacation,ace is pretending to be a libtard and hitting on hippie skanks that are "occupying Wall Street".

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:19 AM (fyOgS)

Cornrows his pelt.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2011 08:20 AM (NBXv/)

It's the "Occupation Vacation"!

SWIDT?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 08:20 AM (GvYeG)

14 I saw that Ed Driscoll of PJM is now using the acronym SCOMAF.

Winning, baby, winning!

Posted by: Ducatisti at October 06, 2011 08:21 AM (KYE7u)

15
What does Ace do on vacation.

Finds time to actually read his blog.

Studies up on HTML code.

Hauls hobo hides off to market.

Posted by: fixeruper at October 06, 2011 08:22 AM (C8hzL)

16 People are finding dozens of used condoms littering the streets at the Occupy Wall Street Democrat demonstrations. Oddly, they are always empty.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 08:22 AM (AZGON)

and 2) Safe For Work.

Sellout.

LauraW got vacinated with Gardasil and now she works for the Man, man.

Posted by: Entropy at October 06, 2011 08:22 AM (IsLT6)

18 11 His pickup line?"How you doin?Wanna groom me?"

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:22 AM (fyOgS)

19 What does Ace do on vacation?

Bores his nephews by repeating the tale of the way he and his buddies took out that AT-ST with nothing more than a few vines and some heavy logs.

Neglects to mention that he was actually passed out on Endorberry schnapps at the time.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 06, 2011 08:22 AM (umH4+)

20 I am Occupying comment #20 until my demands are met.

Posted by: Entropy at October 06, 2011 08:23 AM (IsLT6)

21 Follows Michelle Obama around with a camera.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:24 AM (/Mla1)

22 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

*blink* See? Still not off topic.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 06, 2011 08:25 AM (8y9MW)

23 Ace retreats to his remote island where he hunts the most dangerous game of all... man!

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 06, 2011 08:27 AM (PLvLS)

What does Ace do on vacation?

I wouldn't care to speculate.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 06, 2011 08:27 AM (OlN4e)

25 What is so wrong about something being "spastic"?

Posted by: Mr. Colon at October 06, 2011 08:27 AM (WUWb9)

26 What does ACE do on Vacatoin? He's going to Disney World!

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 06, 2011 08:28 AM (i6RpT)

27 Lists family members as staff, you know, for that all expenses paid vacation in Tim-buck-too

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 06, 2011 08:28 AM (+KmL5)

28 Makes pillows out of used kleenex's he picks up off the floor at porn movie theaters

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 08:28 AM (wuv1c)

29 You do realize Empire of Jeff will come along and merely declare preemptive victory, steal all the imaginary awards, sodomize LauraW and then leave?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 08:28 AM (AZGON)

30 I'm too depressed with the stae of the nation to make the funny.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:28 AM (fyOgS)

31 On his vacation,ace is pretending to be a libtard and hitting on hippie skanks that are "occupying Wall Street".

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 12:19 PM (fyOgS)

And still not scoring....

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2011 08:29 AM (X6akg)

32 I'm pretty sure Ace is in Philly. If you scroll down you'll see a picture of him at the protest.

Posted by: taylork at October 06, 2011 08:29 AM (5wsU9)

33 Ace doesn't go on vacation. Vacations go on Ace.

Not really sure what that means but I've heard Ace mutter that in a urine soaked stupor more than once.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2011 08:29 AM (BbX1b)

34 ACE: [Walks up to hippie chick at OWS protest] Hi! HIPPIE CHICK: Hi! Aren't you a cute little thing! A: Thanks. Say, what's this all about? HC: We're protesting against corporate greed. We are the 99%. A: 99% of what? HC: The people. The ones who aren't greedy millionaires and billionaires. A: That's nice. Did you notice that I'm not wearing pants? HC: You're not wearing...oh my, you aren't, are you? A: Did you notice anything else while you were looking there? HC: Well, you've got a...Oh God... A: Pick my head lice, hippie skank. HC: Somebody help! A: You hippie chicks should have plenty of experience with head lice. HC: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: joncelli at October 06, 2011 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

35 I figured that that is when he writes his movie reviews. 200,000 word essays have to take about a week to churn out.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2011 08:30 AM (D5iHx)

36 Since Ace is convinced Fast and Furious was just an honest error on the part of some overzealous government officials, I would have to say that Ace plays with his mental blocks on his vacation.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 06, 2011 08:30 AM (OlN4e)

Sweasel wins this shit every day.

Posted by: Truman North, MA TPT at October 06, 2011 08:30 AM (I2LwF)

38 Writes letters to Breitbart trying to convince him that it's really Ace's writings that are the best part, not the comments.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 08:30 AM (f9c2L)

39 Polishing Laura hump to a high sheen. He wants all the men in Laura's town to be able to see their reflection in it when they're behind her.

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 08:31 AM (wuv1c)

40 I think we found Ace.

(Nice to have a crazy-folk story that isn't from Florida for once)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 06, 2011 08:32 AM (PLvLS)

41 He expresses his wrists. About 7-9 times per day.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:32 AM (/Mla1)

42 I'm pretty sure Ace is in Philly. If you scroll down you'll see a picture of him at the protest.
Posted by: taylork
.........
Not hairy enough.. but definitely has the same man-boobs as Ace!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 08:33 AM (f9c2L)

43 He tries to get venture capitalists to invest in his pet project magizine, "Ewok Fancy".

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 08:34 AM (wuv1c)

44 Ace's vacation? Stop making jokes. There is nothing funny about penile implants.

Posted by: Jack at October 06, 2011 08:34 AM (zKFOT)

45 Hawks his swimsuit calendar in the quad at the Lavelle School for the Blind?

Posted by: Spiker at October 06, 2011 08:35 AM (hipkZ)

46 Duh! Like most people, ace tries to do something that he normally doesn't do. In his case, this entails reading his own blog.

Posted by: Y-not at October 06, 2011 08:35 AM (5H6zj)

47 http://tinyurl.com/63xd29m

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 08:35 AM (136wp)

I'm guessing whatever he's doing, it has something to do with wild wild women, wild wild women, rippin and the tearin, rippin and the tearin.

http://tinyurl.com/39mk65r

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:36 AM (/Mla1)

49 There is nothing funny about penile implants.

You have obviously never worked reviewing Predetermination of Benefits requests for a major health insurer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 06, 2011 08:36 AM (8y9MW)

50 Dunno 'bout Ace, but I gots a new Barky PS. (link in handle)

Dude, the SCOAMF got nuthin' on the Sith.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 06, 2011 08:37 AM (8y9MW)

51 I don't know exactly what ace is doing but it involves a Shakeweight and a penis pump.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:38 AM (fyOgS)

What does Ace do on vacation?

Fap and drive, apparently.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 06, 2011 08:38 AM (NCw5u)

53 51 RACIST!I like it.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:38 AM (fyOgS)

54 He also gets his vaccinations.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:39 AM (fyOgS)

55 Ace's new tattoo:

http://tinyurl.com/5s9yyjo

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 08:41 AM (136wp)

56 On vacation Ace enjoys "Chik-Fil-A." This has nothing to do with the fast food chain.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 08:41 AM (AZGON)

57 Goes up to hippie chicks and says, "Hey, I got a street you can occupy, if you know what I mean."

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 06, 2011 08:42 AM (P8oOy)

58 Ace's new tattoo: http://tinyurl.com/5s9yyjo Is the word "Hope" on the fellow's chest?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 08:42 AM (AZGON)

59 I have no idea what Ace is doing. But I'm pretty sure Thailand is involved.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:43 AM (/Mla1)

60
What does Ace do on vacation?
Besides looking for his pants?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 06, 2011 08:43 AM (70TBD)

61 ALL YOUR BASE TENTS ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: Xiaojie Liu, the William Hung of the Occupy Boston Movement at October 06, 2011 08:44 AM (Y+DPZ)

62 Ace is Honey Badger.

Ace doesn't give a sh*t!

Ace passes out, sleeps for a while, and then wakes up and goes back to what he was doing.

Posted by: Jack at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (zKFOT)

63 Get bailed outta jail. Twice.

Posted by: gordon at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (xzCX8)

64 Eat bucket of original recipe (dark meat only) chicken, throw slaw at cat for "staring", make sweet love to parfait, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (BbX1b)

(At the Wall Street occupation)

ACE: Hey baby, mind if I occupy your space?

hairy hippy girl: Oh my god! That's, like, so sexist!

ACE: No it's not. See that waifish guy over there with the blue eyes and expressive wrists? I occupied his space yesterday.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (/Mla1)

66 boy, is Breitbart in for a treat today!

Posted by: Nora at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (VxqUc)

67 He's hanging out at Chris Kattan's house, holding up a boom box playing house music and crying out for Mango- his one true love.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 06, 2011 08:45 AM (nxptv)

68 Community service?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2011 08:46 AM (D5iHx)

69 Back hair can't shave itself...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 08:46 AM (136wp)

70 What does Ace do on vacation?

Tries to convince Maureen Dowd of the error of her ways?

Tries to set up a threesome with John & Teresa Kerry and Maureen Dowd, with an eye to filming it and demanding hush money? (Egad, that is ugly. Forget I said anything.)

Posted by: Benzadmiral at October 06, 2011 08:48 AM (WuRdj)

71 The Ewok in action:

http://tinyurl.com/3gx47be

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 08:48 AM (136wp)

72 Lookin for womenz so he can play "far smellin guy".

Posted by: Vic at October 06, 2011 08:48 AM (M9Ie6)

73 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure!

Oh, and the occupy Wall Street goofs are idiots - One tweet last night was that heroes aren't the men and women who go "oversees" and fight wars for money, the heroes are the Wall Street "Occupyers" fighting for freedom. (Parts in quotes are original spelling

Can NYPD/Bloomberg fly airplanes over this bunch and hit 'em with stink bombs? Please? Bunch of no-accounts.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 06, 2011 08:49 AM (Zgfnd)

74 He Tweets drunken propositions and threats to Marco Rubio.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:49 AM (fyOgS)

What does Ace do on vacation?

Anything with at least a pair of legs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 08:49 AM (Iaxlk)

76 75The Ewok in action:

http://tinyurl.com/3gx47be

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 12:48 PM (136wp)

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Roman P at October 06, 2011 08:49 AM (FIDMq)

77 On vacation, Ace compares his blood with Charlie Sheen's to see which has the most tiger in it.

Posted by: Benzadmiral at October 06, 2011 08:50 AM (WuRdj)

78

Ace: Are they watering the scotch again?
Chris Hitchens: Bloody Capitalists!
Ace: Never had one of those, what's in it?
Hitchens: Can you smell anything mate? My trousers feel wet
Ace: That bartender has a great ass, don't she
Hitchens: She wants you to buy her new shoes if you want to fuck her, mate ..
Ace: It's either her or the hairy hippie passed out in the bathroom
Hitchens: Well, I'm off to the loo then.

Posted by: Somewhere in a bar in lower Manhattan at October 06, 2011 08:50 AM (Y+DPZ)

79 Tweets photos of his mangina to Breitbart.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2011 08:50 AM (BbX1b)

80 What does Ace do on vacation? Standing behind Debbie Syphilis test - Schmutz to smell her farts?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 06, 2011 08:51 AM (uVuwp)

81 I think Ace goes out with Cheney to tag team White House interns.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 08:51 AM (Iaxlk)

82 Can NYPD/Bloomberg fly airplanes over this bunch and hit 'em with stink bombs? Please? Bunch of no-accounts.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 06, 2011 12:49 PM (Zgfnd)

They already stink. Drop job applications on them and watch them run

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2011 08:51 AM (1Jaio)

83 I don't know, but he does it with his "SeÃ±or Staff"

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2011 08:52 AM (FcR7P)

84 Standing outside of Pam Gellar's house while holding up a boombox playing shock the monkey.

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 08:52 AM (wuv1c)

85 Ace can afford to go on vacation?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 06, 2011 08:52 AM (i6RpT)

86 On vacation, Ace tries to convince Nicole Kidman to play Sarah Palin in a bio-pic.

(Who cares if it's funny, I just like Nicole.)

Posted by: Benzadmiral at October 06, 2011 08:53 AM (WuRdj)

87 If you're looking for the maggot you call Ace, he's in Blog Boot Camp. He's Private Joker

Let me see your REAL blog face, Joker!

Posted by: Sgt Hartman at October 06, 2011 08:53 AM (Y+DPZ)

88 Gourmet cooking class entitled: Hobo liver recipes for your discriminating guests.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 06, 2011 08:53 AM (jx2j9)

89 Sits around his apartment in his underwear thinking of what he willl tell people he did on his vacation.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:53 AM (fyOgS)

90 Eats baloney without bread.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:54 AM (fyOgS)

91 Testing Mad Dog 20/20 against Night Train for superior bouquet and mouth feel.

Posted by: joncelli at October 06, 2011 08:54 AM (RD7QR)

92 Well, the way I heard it is that Ace is . . . the place with the helpful hardware man. NTTAWWT

Posted by: m at October 06, 2011 08:55 AM (peKjw)

93 Ace is mainlining Tardisil and windsurfing in Nantucket.

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 08:55 AM (MtwBb)

94 Spends 2 hours looking for a can opener than realises the soup can has a pull tab.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:55 AM (fyOgS)

95 Organizes Occupy Wall Street Protests to spike traffic to his blog for people who like to fantasize about sex with dirty, stinky, hairy, fat, disgusting hippy chicks.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 06, 2011 08:56 AM (jx2j9)

96 He visits my home planet Vulcan.

What for?

Pon farr, baby!!!

Posted by: Mr. Spock at October 06, 2011 08:56 AM (WuRdj)

97 120 That's Vulcan for Spring Break!

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:57 AM (fyOgS)

98 Ace and his straight-laced Jewish friend volunteered to watch a wealthy mafioso's beach house for the week. After arriving to find him dead, they pretended he was alive by shuffling him around, encountering all kinds of mad-capped fun and mafia violence, all so they can take advantage of all of the sweet gold-digging ass that hangs around the beach house.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 08:57 AM (/Mla1)

99 Your mission Ace, should you accept it; Reel Steel is coming out in theaters and a three paragraph summary is needed.

As usual, should you or Maetenloch be punked or mocked, the agency will deny knowledge of your existence.

Good luck Ace.

This thread will self destruct in five seconds

Posted by: Impossible Mission Force at October 06, 2011 08:57 AM (Y+DPZ)

100

Composes long, graphically-detailed love sonnets to Marco Rubio and Sean Duffy while marinating in Valu-Rite and wearing only a vacant, creepy grin on his face.

When finished, he tries to recreate "Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man" with Ewok plushies, a mask of Helen Thomas and a shammy.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at October 06, 2011 08:57 AM (W54Uh)

101 I hope he's not reading the blog.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 06, 2011 08:57 AM (OGQrv)

102 107 I hope he's not reading the blog.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 06, 2011 12:57 PM (OGQrv)

Why would he start now?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 08:58 AM (Iaxlk)

103 I heard that he's keeping a travelogue will be adapted to a screenplay titled The Hangover 3. That Galifanakis guy will again reprise his role as Ace.

Posted by: Reactionary at October 06, 2011 08:58 AM (xUM1Q)

104 109 I always picture ace as looking like Galifinakis,only even hairier.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 08:59 AM (fyOgS)

105 Anything but this

Posted by: doobey at October 06, 2011 09:00 AM (ubduJ)

106 He's spending his time perfecting the double-posting algorithm in the software.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2011 09:00 AM (D5iHx)

107 Plays with his Ewok village set planning and fantasizing about the coming rebellion and takover to usher in the new age of the Ewok Empire

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 06, 2011 09:00 AM (FIDMq)

108

Trick question.

Since when does two weeks in detox really qualify as a "vacation"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 09:00 AM (Iaxlk)

109 sodomize LauraW and then leave I thought LauraW's hump did all the sodomizing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 09:00 AM (yfL8b)

110 He comes out of his hole, sees his shadow, gets scared and goes back in the hole.

Posted by: taylork at October 06, 2011 09:01 AM (5wsU9)

111 Licking door handles on public restrooms

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 09:01 AM (wuv1c)

112

Mayonnaise.

Don't ask....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2011 09:01 AM (B+qrE)

113 Hippie chick to ace:"You really should shave more often."Ace:"I shaved an hour ago."Hippie chick runs screaming.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 09:01 AM (fyOgS)

114 Boils the skins of female hobos and distills concentrated Liquid Whore, while training Joo janitors to clean up the mess. Then... PROFIT!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2011 09:01 AM (UlUS4)

115 Ace can afford to go on vacation?
Posted by: nevergiveup
.........
Sure.. all the PayPal donations from the last donation push just cleared the bank! Wooohooo! One week of quality booze and expensive hookers, then it's back to Val-U-Rite and bagging hobos..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 09:02 AM (f9c2L)

116

Focusing on his real hobby, slashing people's asses with a knife on the New York Subway.

Posted by: Ben at October 06, 2011 09:02 AM (wuv1c)

117

What does Ace do on vacation?

Sits at his old-timey typewriter and writes long, detailed reviews of the latest ABC TGI-Friday DVD box set (the Full House Complete Series collection left him near tears, it was just. That. Perfect), then composes extensive apology letters to Patrick Duffy for just not being that into Step by Step after Dana went blonde.

Then he curls up in his Star Wars Snuggie, cuddles his stuffed Wicket, and cries quietly into his beer as he watches archived footage of Marco Rubio's 2010 election victory speech.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 06, 2011 09:02 AM (4df7R)

118 I always picture ace as looking like Galifinakis,only even hairier.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 12:59 PM (fyOgS)

Ewok-human hybrid??

Posted by: Reactionary at October 06, 2011 09:02 AM (xUM1Q)

119 What does Ace do on vacation?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 06, 2011 09:03 AM (kaalw)

120 I thought LauraW's hump did all the sodomizing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 01:00 PM (yfL8b)

"Laura's Hump" is just a metaphor for her prom night.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 09:03 AM (Iaxlk)

121 I heard Ace got "hired" by Univision to sit in a news van outside Marco Rubio's house to get "information" from the comely senator.

Posted by: Nora at October 06, 2011 09:03 AM (VxqUc)

122 Ace goes on vacation and Steve Jobs dies of cancer. Coincidence?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 06, 2011 09:03 AM (OGQrv)

123 116: He comes out of his hole, sees his shadow, gets scared and goes back in the hole.

In Noo Awlins, instead of a groundhog, we have Big Cockroach. He comes out, and if he sees his shadow before somebody steps on him, we'll have six more weeks of summer.

Posted by: Benzadmiral at October 06, 2011 09:04 AM (WuRdj)

124 122 No,no,not slashing,poking them with pins.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 09:04 AM (fyOgS)

125

Continues pimping his movie star status, mostly cameos. Probably NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/3atjjep

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 06, 2011 09:04 AM (FIDMq)

126 Sends more and more desperate emails to the Comely Coed until she threatens a restraining order.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 09:05 AM (fyOgS)

127 Posted by: Red Shirt at October 06, 2011 01:04 PM (FIDMq) You realize that that can't be unseen, right?

Posted by: joncelli at October 06, 2011 09:05 AM (RD7QR)

128 Ace is visitin' me today in case y'all were lookin'

Posted by: Ace's Cousin Eddie at October 06, 2011 09:06 AM (Y+DPZ)

129 You realize that that can't be unseen, right?

Posted by: joncelli at October 06, 2011 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

yes, yes I do

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 06, 2011 09:06 AM (FIDMq)

130 132 Than he starts emailing the tricorner hat girl......

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 09:07 AM (fyOgS)

131 ""I saw that Ed Driscoll of PJM is now using the acronym SCOMAF.

Winning, baby, winning!""

Ed is cool, and a fellow guitar freak. He came to a few gatherings we had during a few Dallas guitar shows. He should know my writing style from a certain guitar board that we both would frequent. SCOMAF is not limited to here. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 09:07 AM (FMbng)

132

He posts pictures of himself to Facebook

http://tinyurl.com/64dg6uc

Posted by: Nora at October 06, 2011 09:08 AM (VxqUc)

133 He's going to be a guest lecturer to the NYPD as the Stacey Koon Professor of Law Enforcement teaching a class called "How to win friends and influence people - Like a viking!".

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 06, 2011 09:08 AM (JNqU9)

134 Hey, I had to stop at a truck stop and use the restroom. While I was in there some guy in the next stall kept urging me to use the "glory hole", whatever that is. When I declined he called me a SCOAMF. You don't think...naah it can't be.

Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 09:08 AM (/Mla1)

135 One week of quality booze and expensive hookers, then it's back to Val-U-Rite and bagging hobos..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 01:02 PM (f9c2L)

Well, let's not go nuts - I assume it's more of a one-or-the-other kind of thing. In which case, I hope he goes with the quality booze. Life is too short to drink cheap liquor.

Posted by: Reactionary at October 06, 2011 09:09 AM (xUM1Q)

136 He's visiting his hobo infested Peckerwood hunting lease near Austin.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 06, 2011 09:09 AM (0q2P7)

137

"Posted by: yinzer at October 06, 2011 01:08 PM "

LOL - just a coincidence!

Posted by: Nora at October 06, 2011 09:10 AM (VxqUc)

138
Vacation from what? A day job?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2011 09:11 AM (QMtmy)

139 ""People are finding dozens of used condoms littering the streets at the Occupy Wall Street Democrat demonstrations. Oddly, they are always empty.""

That's because they are using them as canteens.

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 09:11 AM (FMbng)

140

Ace on vacation. It's not a pretty sight.

http://tinyurl.com/44fzte3

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2011 09:12 AM (n2K+4)

141 137 ""I saw that Ed Driscoll of PJM is now using the acronym SCOMAF. Winning, baby, winning!"" Ed is cool, and a fellow guitar freak. He came to a few gatherings we had during a few Dallas guitar shows. He should know my writing style from a certain guitar board that we both would frequent. SCOMAF is not limited to here. lol Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 01:07 PM (FMbng) I posted a comment a few weeks back on his blog and used the term SCOAMF but it never made it. I think he censored me. Now this?! Bastard!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2011 09:12 AM (UlUS4)

142 He is having a beer at the bar hoping nobody talks to him. Wait, thats actually my dream vacation.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 09:12 AM (qpKJT)

143 Took 84 posts before a fart smelling comment. You people are pathetic.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 06, 2011 09:14 AM (C2//T)

144 Ace goes to the libtard dude ranch & participates in the unicorn round up. He gets to keep all the skittles he can carry. Added bonus, sweet sweet wolverine lovin in the brush after everyone goes to sleep.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 09:14 AM (yfL8b)

145 Maybe ACE enlisted in the Marines?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 06, 2011 09:16 AM (i6RpT)

146 OT: Death Panel - I'm shocked! When did Bush do this? He didn't do this? Huh.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2011 09:16 AM (BbX1b)

147 Ace on vacation, someone had a camera handy.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 09:17 AM (AZGON)

148 ""I posted a comment a few weeks back on his blog and used the term SCOAMF but it never made it. I think he censored me. Now this?! Bastard!""

I'm seeing it as SCOAMF, and I'm seeing it as ACOMAF.

I know ACOAMF is stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, but is ACOMAF Stuttering Clusterfuck Of a Miserable Ass Failure?

what is the official policy? lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 09:17 AM (FMbng)

149 Yub, yub.

Posted by: E Wok at October 06, 2011 09:17 AM (fPfqj)

150 Tidies up loose sh**!

Posted by: Winston at October 06, 2011 09:17 AM (FggW0)

151

Unless I'm wrong Ace is male. So the obvious question isn't "WHAT does Ace do on vacation?"....it's "WHO does Ace do on Vacation?"

Let's face it: There aren't that many good looking female Ewoks around where he lives....and not just any old alpaca will do! IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: MrObvious at October 06, 2011 09:18 AM (2uovW)

152 Um, how does one enter?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 06, 2011 09:18 AM (gyHyY)

153 Ace is at one of the occupation protests picking off stragglers and serving the remaining unsuspecting hippies their grilled comrades.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 06, 2011 09:18 AM (ijjAe)

154

He's finally saved enough money for his sex change operation. The hormones he's been taking are the reason for the long, rambing posts, incoherent movie reviews, double posting and ranting posts followed by rambling apologies and explanations. It all makes sense! I look forward to welcoming back Acelita.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 06, 2011 09:19 AM (nxptv)

155 re: occupywallstreet

Where is a huge motorized drill and death metal when you need them?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 06, 2011 09:20 AM (T0NGe)

156 162 re: occupywallstreet

Where is a huge motorized drill and death metal when you need them?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 06, 2011 01:20 PM (T0NGe)

Sorry, sorry, I held onto them for over the weekend

Posted by: Generic Bwarny Fwank Reply at October 06, 2011 09:23 AM (136wp)

157

Posted by: soothie at October 06, 2011 09:23 AM (sqkOB)

158 After running out of food and ammo hunting hobos because he`s too drunk to shoot straight he hounds cob loggers for get home money and spends it getting drunker with hobo chicks and is now awol.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 06, 2011 09:24 AM (l12Qv)

159 He's off to Wall Street to score some Soylent "Blue Eyes With Expressive Wrists"

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2011 09:24 AM (FcR7P)

160 It's snowing here.

Well, at least the doggeh enjoys it!

Posted by: Y-not at October 06, 2011 09:25 AM (5H6zj)

161 Ace has probably been stalking Marco Rubio. Jeez man, just get some help.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at October 06, 2011 09:25 AM (iYbLN)

162 Here is a clip from his vacation video

Posted by: TC at October 06, 2011 09:25 AM (vYB+W)

163 What does Ace do on vacation?

Drinks till passed out and volunteer work for children's charity's but mostly drinking till passed out

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2011 09:26 AM (tf9Ne)

164 Peeping through the blinds at Joe McGinniss' former rental?

Posted by: Spiker at October 06, 2011 09:26 AM (hipkZ)

165 I believe the phrase is more apt if asked where does Ace holiday?

Posted by: John Kerry's seersucker hanky at October 06, 2011 09:27 AM (NHNJt)

166 169 Here is a clip from his vacation video

Posted by: TC at October 06, 2011 01:25 PM (vYB+W)

That's not Ace, one hobo got away...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 09:27 AM (136wp)

167 how Ace didnt leave his vacation to post on Palin not running is still incredible to me

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Ban k1rwm) at October 06, 2011 09:28 AM (yAor6)

168
I don't know what Ace is doing right now BUT I do know one thing for sure:

Ace is not wearing pants and his fingers are orange.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 06, 2011 09:30 AM (sqkOB)

169 I imagine ace is vacation hunting hobos with bow and knife, fueled by valu-rite and hobo sausage, in practice against anarchists and hippies in case the revolution comes in 2012.

That or writing rape-ewok poetry.

Posted by: fb at October 06, 2011 09:31 AM (JVEmw)

170 Has Ace expunged the video of him making a speech at CPAC entirely from the internet? I can't seem to find it anywhere. I thought the internet was forever!??

Some here have apparently never seen the head ewok...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 09:31 AM (f9c2L)

171 Ace is not wearing pants and his fingers are orange.

It's not just his fingers.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 09:31 AM (AZGON)

172 What is Ace doing on Vacation???

I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect the words "frottage" and "restraining order" will be involved

Posted by: phreshone at October 06, 2011 09:33 AM (T3vCe)

173 Maybe Ace is hanging with the IDF chicks ... Ohhhhhhh Kratos ??????

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 09:34 AM (GvYeG)

174 What's Ace doing?

As I've said, porn doesn't download itself you know

Posted by: Dr Gregory House at October 06, 2011 09:35 AM (Y+DPZ)

175 "frottage"

While your erudition is admirable, it is disturbing you understand that term. My familiarity with it is, of course, strictly theoretical. Strictly.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 09:36 AM (AZGON)

176 While most of us can tolerate at the minimum of being where we are most of the time, New Yorkers are big vacation takers. I always find this funny because they look at it as being culturaled and I know it's because they live in a pit and won't admit it.

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2011 09:36 AM (WnIbn)

177 Kratobulous!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 09:36 AM (GvYeG)

178 cultured

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2011 09:36 AM (WnIbn)

179 Shabinga!!!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 09:37 AM (GvYeG)

180 32 I'm pretty sure Ace is in Philly. If you scroll down you'll see a picture of him at the protest.

Posted by: taylork at October 06, 2011 12:29 PM (5wsU9)

Ummmm. Whadda ya think that is?

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2011 09:38 AM (WnIbn)

181 Multimedia contest. Writing, P-shop, video, interpretive dance, fingerpaints, what-have-you. Five rules: is it has to be 1) Funny, and 2) Safe For Work.

No. Rule 1) is hard enough. Rule 2) well, have you forgotten where the fuck you are posting this?

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 09:38 AM (4Kl5M)

182

Ace goes on vacation, and that same week NBC announces that Snoop Dogg is going to be the star in a new family sitcom.

Coincidence?

...Yeah, probably, actually. But what if it isn't?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 06, 2011 09:39 AM (4df7R)

183 Okay, what's "frottage" - I'm afraid to google it

Posted by: HeartbrokenBlackOrchid at October 06, 2011 09:39 AM (SB0V2)

184

Ya'll know that ace is playing golf with the prez...

Seems he swings both ways.

Posted by: HH at October 06, 2011 09:39 AM (HFnqj)

185 Has his annual dip/delousing/body wax and then it's off to IHOP for pancakes, baby!

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at October 06, 2011 09:40 AM (pY3GI)

186 191 Okay, what's "frottage" - I'm afraid to google it

rubbing against someone for sexual release

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 09:40 AM (136wp)

187 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Ace's Hotel Room at October 06, 2011 09:40 AM (D5hxK)

188 12

Cornrows his pelt.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2011 12:20 PM (NBXv/)

So, the new look is corduroy ... all over?

Shouldn't the top and bottom at least be dyed different colors, to avoid looking like a Barcalounger with a bad reupholstering job?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 06, 2011 09:40 AM (zOyi0)

189 Okay, what's "frottage" - I'm afraid to google it

It has nothing to do with cheese.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at October 06, 2011 09:40 AM (pY3GI)

190 He has probably found a dose NZT (see "Limitless" for effects) and is planning a run at world domination, or something simple like that.

Posted by: Errol at October 06, 2011 09:41 AM (vewos)

191 167 It's snowing here. Well, at least the doggeh enjoys it! Posted by: Y-not at October 06, 2011 01:25 PM (5H6zj) Where are you? (In general.)

Posted by: joncelli at October 06, 2011 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

192

Click on my name for a pic of Ace at CPAC.

Sorry, I'm a linktard.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 06, 2011 09:42 AM (nxptv)

193 I know where Ace will be next March.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 09:43 AM (AZGON)

194 Ummmm. Whadda ya think that is?

Based on fat distribution being predominantly above the waste-line would indicate a man with breast implants.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 06, 2011 09:43 AM (0q2P7)

195 So is Ace perhaps writing an epic about Obama's civilian army? The charge of the lightweight brigade or something?

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2011 09:45 AM (WnIbn)

196 202 But implants usually aren't saggy.

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2011 09:45 AM (WnIbn)

197 Where are you?

Utah. About 5000 feet.

We aren't getting any accumulation, but they are in Park City and at higher elevations.

I'm so glad we took our scenic drive last weekend when the temps were in the 70s 'cause this weekend is shaping up to be a homebody by the fire type of weekend.

Posted by: Y-not at October 06, 2011 09:46 AM (5H6zj)

198 Puddin' surfing...

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 09:46 AM (pLTLS)

199 In preparation for an exciting night of hobo hunting, Ace is tracking this loser at the Occupy Wall Street shenanigans. He'll make great jerky.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 06, 2011 09:46 AM (4df7R)

200 That or writing rape-ewok poetry. Posted by: fb at October 06, 2011 01:31 PM (JVEmw) Roses are red Violets are blue C'mon baby I'm gonna yub-yub on you.

Posted by: Ace, Ewok poet at October 06, 2011 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

201 Emptying out his freezer to serve "free food" at Occupy Wall Street?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 09:48 AM (pLTLS)

202 209 Emptying out his freezer to serve "free food" at Occupy Wall Street?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 01:48 PM (pLTLS)

I think the term is "Free Range"

Hobo's are classified as "free range", aren't they?

Posted by: phreshone at October 06, 2011 09:51 AM (T3vCe)

203 I hired him to be my 'pool boy' for the week.

Posted by: Gov. Bev Purdue at October 06, 2011 09:52 AM (V92KK)

204 My guess, Felating midgets...

Posted by: TheGarbone at October 06, 2011 09:53 AM (1zt/P)

205

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 01:48 PM (pLTLS

Hmmm. Lure them with lattes? That could work. And if he ever has an AoSHQ meet up, plenty of fresh pork.

Posted by: HH at October 06, 2011 09:54 AM (HFnqj)

206 181 Maybe Ace is hanging with the IDF chicks ... Ohhhhhhh Kratos ??????

Perhaps,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 09:54 AM (9hSKh)

207 Two words: Fortress of Pudding.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2011 09:56 AM (fecOD)

208 But implants usually aren't saggy.

If you get silicon yeah they stay perky.
If you get saline they will sag.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 06, 2011 09:58 AM (0q2P7)

209 Ace is on vacation?

Posted by: A. Breitbart at October 06, 2011 09:59 AM (hipkZ)

210 Two words: Fortress of Pudding.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Okay, now that there is funny.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 09:59 AM (AZGON)

211 214 Now that's what I'm talking about ... !!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 10:00 AM (GvYeG)

212 Wait, Ace works?

Posted by: Iblis at October 06, 2011 10:01 AM (9221z)

213 214 fo' shizzle my niz ... er ... ummm rock!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 06, 2011 10:05 AM (GvYeG)

214 Here's my multimedia entry. It takes some minor effort but is worth it. 1) Watch the South Park movie until Saddam and Satan are in bed and the lights go out. 2) Use DVD remote to loop the "squish" noise over and over.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 06, 2011 10:10 AM (qndXR)

215 Tainting the tofu in the communal kitchens of Occupy Wall Street?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 10:10 AM (pLTLS)

216
1) Feeds brown acid to the Occupy Wall Street protesters

2) Waits for inevitable bad trip to occur

3) Under cover of darkness and extreme hallucinogenic distress, uses brief bursts of Active Denial System to seriously aggravate the situation

4) ...

5) Profit?

Posted by: JR at October 06, 2011 10:12 AM (gWOju)

217 Arming the One-Percenter militias with good, stout Ewok battle spears, in preparation for the counter-revolution?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 10:12 AM (pLTLS)

218 "Opposition Research" at the secret William J. Clinton Foundation pleasure bunker?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 06, 2011 10:15 AM (pLTLS)

219 Ace is not actually on vacation. H is teaching a community college course called "BBB - braille below the belt".

It's only $5,000 for the semester, but the bennies are swell.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at October 06, 2011 10:16 AM (i0rVe)

220

Ace doesn't eat food, he eats FEAR!

(.....oh, a sec.....that's Chuck Norris).

My bad.

Posted by: JustTurnRight at October 06, 2011 10:19 AM (z83Rd)

221 167 It's snowing here.

Well, at least the doggeh enjoys it!

Posted by: Y-not at October 06, 2011 01:25 PM (5H6zj)

I hear ya! There's 4 inches on the ground here.

Posted by: Infidel in Utah at October 06, 2011 10:24 AM (90BnA)

222 This year, he's been teaching me about other kinds of "injections," IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at October 06, 2011 10:26 AM (WuRdj)

223 Related Trivia:

I just found out how you pronounce "Ye" like in "Ye Olde Shoppe." It's "the". The letter that looks like a Y is actually an old Scottish letter for "TH". It was a kind of shorthand.

The things you learn watching "QI"!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at October 06, 2011 10:27 AM (1H47k)

224 I denounce myself...

http://tinyurl.com/3etowhx

Posted by: Infidel in Utah at October 06, 2011 10:28 AM (90BnA)

225 On vaction, Ace teaches Vacation Bible School at my church, and he is quite good at it, too.

Posted by: I'll see you in hell at October 06, 2011 10:32 AM (IG5KL)

226

What does Ace do on vacation?

Make sure the guys get shirts would be my guess.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at October 06, 2011 10:39 AM (zF6Iw)

227 Posted by: Infidel in Utah
.........
You should denounce yourself! You should give it at least 48 hours before doing dead Jobs jokes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2011 10:48 AM (f9c2L)

228 232I denounce myself...

http://tinyurl.com/3etowhx

Posted by: Infidel in Utah at October 06, 2011 02:28 PM (90BnA)

distasteful, but the snark has some truth to it

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 06, 2011 11:53 AM (FIDMq)

229

Ace is in Tampa, waterskiing. Here's proof.

http://bit.ly/r0LUYI

Posted by: theCork at October 06, 2011 12:18 PM (zL5Q1)

230 Ace on "vacation"? He scouts Israeli tank movements, weather patterns, and soil composition. Just in case.

A smart military blog would know what to do with that statement. C'mon, Big Money.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 06, 2011 01:41 PM (Zxn2F)

231 Ace caught in action.

Posted by: sTevo at October 06, 2011 03:16 PM (iKmsW)

232 This info is a terrific read. Thanks for the info.I am looking forward for more updates.

Posted by: The Dovekeepers Epub at October 06, 2011 04:51 PM (1Sw89)

233 http://tinypic.com/r/2h8c01e/7

Posted by: 13times at October 06, 2011 04:56 PM (h6XiD)

234 Attends FurryCon - sans clothing.

Posted by: mesablue at October 06, 2011 05:04 PM (+l9Zj)

235
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Posted by: The Death Cure iBooks at October 06, 2011 05:06 PM (V7J0u)

236 After he shaves his ass.

Posted by: mesablue at October 06, 2011 05:08 PM (+l9Zj)

237 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

Posted by: The Ballad of Tom Dooley AudioBook at October 06, 2011 05:32 PM (SpVD8)

238 Took me time to read all the comments, but I really enjoyed the article. It proved to be Very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! ItÂ’s always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained!

Posted by: The Great Enigma ePub at October 06, 2011 08:25 PM (sNViZ)

239 237 has my vote. That's hilarious.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at October 06, 2011 08:56 PM (i96KZ)

240 www.genset-china.com

Posted by: christine at October 06, 2011 09:03 PM (qinpH)

241 Numbers 246, 247 and 249 all I have to say is FUCK YOU.

Plus I am really confused by #247... I've seen the same post 3 different times now, but why? WHY?? No links to Girls You Can Buy For a Dollar, nothing!! WTFUCK???

Posted by: Porkkky at October 06, 2011 09:45 PM (46ffO)

242 www.parts-machining.com

Posted by: christine at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (qinpH)

243 Hello...? Uh..mister?....Can you please let me out now?

Posted by: Zooey Deschanel at October 07, 2011 02:15 AM (zw+pb)

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