Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:30 PM (UOM4

you're a married woman!

badass from Isreal>hypocrite from Mexico

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:30 PM (UOM4

Ditto!  And at least one pair of stockings. 

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2011 03:33 PM (2p0e3)

And a noticeable lack of high speed trains. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:33 PM (UOM4

or more like she was pissed he schooled her black messiah

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 03:33 PM (AZGON)

Ed The Squish Morissey or Ed The Loudmouth Schultz? I Don't watch MSNBC  or read HA

BIBI SLAP

At one point during the interview, state TV showed what it described as airstrikes on Gadhafi's compound.

"Is that a bomb?" McKinney asked.

No post on Ø signing the Westminster guest book 24 May 2008??? Come on!

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 03:37 PM (AZGON)

oh Christ, no wonder I blocked that site

"Is that a bomb?" McKinney asked.

[Edited from broadcast]:

McKinney:  "Fo shizzle.  They dropped the boomdiggety on his askle. Sheeat."

"But as President Obama said, the border will be different than the one that existed on June 4, 1967."

Way to hoist Obama with his own petard.  Takes the throwaway line "with agreed land swaps" and elevates it to a central justification for getting what Israel needs for its security.  Obama must be kicking himself that he didn't choose his weasel words to be even weasellier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:35 PM (UOM4

The best thing Obama could do for the people of MO is stay the hell away.  I'm sure the last thing they want to deal with is contending with a spoiled, selfish, pampered manchild, and all the security woes that accompany him.  Unless he's planning to roll up his sleeves and actually help in the relief effort, he should just sit his ass in the Oval Office and not move a muscle.

Of course, he doesn't think like that.  So he'll go, screw up the recovery with his required security demands, and leave the place worse than it would have been if he'd never gone at all.

Ich Bin Ein Wife-Beater!

Notice how Kratos is becoming less averse women's bodies as he spends more time at AoS.

You forget the 'original' kratos...the skinemax aficionado. 

Posted by: MWR at May 24, 2011 03:41 PM (4df7R)

Are there a lot of rooms that need painting in Joplin right now?  Because he's really good at that.

And...

Cue! 

I want to be occupied by the ladies of the IDF.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 24, 2011 03:45 PM (HBqDo)

It got pretty riotous on the speech thread.  Much flinging of panties, bras, and other intimate apparel.  *dreamy sigh*  Oh, Bibi.  You big, tough MAN you.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 03:45 PM (AZGON)

And then require the assistance of the rescue and recovery workers to get it UNstuck.  They wouldn't POSSIBLY have anything more important than towing the Preznit's bigass bling wagon out of the disaster zone.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2011 03:45 PM (MrGes)

National Lampoon once ran a photo of Henry Kissinger next to a hot chick with him saying, "I propose to insert my extended term into your bipartite treaty," and her responding, "I have no objection so long as there is a provision for immediate withdrawal."

Capt. Training Pants

Lmao.  I may have to start using that one.  Jugears McFuckstick is getting a bit worn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:50 PM (UOM4

Probably sweeping it with a black light, looking for souvenirs.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 03:49 PM (AZGON)

Sure there is.  If you're a doctor, you can do that;  if not, you can drive trucks.

I had high hopes for Rand Paul, but I'm starting to think that he is too much like his father in making politics a branding show about him.

Between sitting out this speech and (so much more importantly) voting against the Ryan plan for being too liberal (even though it certainly looks like it is about the absolute limit of what is viable right now), he is coming off as a posturing idiot rather than the adult he presented himself to be.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2011 03:45 PM (MrGes)

Talk to the Jordanians, asshole. 

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 24, 2011 03:50 PM (qvb/m)

HaShem shinin' his love and his light on John and me
With his blessing for our foreign and domestic policy...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:43 PM (UOM4

Check out Haifa.  It's beautiful.

Talk to the Jordanians, asshole. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 24, 2011 03:55 PM (9hSKh)

Unclear on the concept of sexual metaphor?

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 24, 2011 03:59 PM (cv5Iw)

Word.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 24, 2011 03:57 PM (0AClR)

Yes, as he said in the VP debate, he even remembers when the US with France drove Hezbollah out of Lebanon.  If he can remember that, there's no limit to the fictional foreign policy experience he can draw upon.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 24, 2011 03:59 PM (DlrDR)

I wrote that comment.  (With an unfortunate sock on.)

without meaningless melodramatic pauses, countless ums and ahs, and a welcome economy using the first person pronoun?

Had the argument again yesterday with someone about whether bammy is a "great" speaker or not.

#112

I don't think one speech is a big deal, though it just builds into this narrative that working with a party to accomplish important goals is secondary to doing whatever he wants.

Independence is great and we need more of it, but it also has to be tempered with building coalitions that allow you to have the political capital to make changes. How many Republicans are going to help him with his amendments when he has basically told them they are all fiscally unserious (Ryan supporters or not) and doesn't want to do the little things that keep coalitions together?

Unclear on the concept of sexual metaphor?

Oh dear, now I get it.  *slaps forehead*.

/My apologies to thunderb.

Posted by: joe biden , 2008 at May 24, 2011 04:00 PM (2dbd9)

The irony is that Israel is far along in developing the infrastructure for electric cars.  It's a lot easier to do in a tiny country than in one that's 3,000 miles wide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 04:03 PM (UOM4

*SEETHING*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 04:03 PM (UOM4

Awesome!  The libtards admit there is no climate change problem!  Way to go conservatives!!!!!!

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 24, 2011 03:59 PM (cv5Iw)

That's sort of the point.  Until such time as a Palestinian leader can say such a thing to his Parliament in Arabic without fearing assassination for it, there isn't going to be peace -- because until that time, the Palestinians won't want peace.

Posted by: some WH occupant at May 24, 2011 04:04 PM (jPPat)

Too many gorditas and you develop gravitas (where your ass has its own gravitational pull).

Compare Contrast...

Bibi speaks eloquently in front of a Joint session of the US Congress...

While Obama is at a State Dinner in England... after chillin in Ireland for a couple of days...

But, I'm sure he is focusing like a "Laser" on jobs....

Yeah, if I could do that, I'd stop believing in liberals, too.

/My apologies to thunderb.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 24, 2011 04:02 PM (9hSKh)

We all understand that decadence is not your strong suit.

16:

She's Cynthia McKinney, only stupider and more useless and corrupt.

Both need deportation, but anyway...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:30 PM (UOM4

Ditto!  And at least one pair of stockings. 

Posted by: MWR at May 24, 2011 03:33 PM (4df7R

Are you girls kidding? I laid my flat screen on the floor and did the splits on it!

Had the argument again yesterday with someone about whether bammy is a "great" speaker or not.

Posted by: dagny at May 24, 2011 04:01 PM (1PV1g)

Apparently he is a great Tele-Prom-Ter reader, provided he gets off his lazy ass and practices the speech before giving it.  Because he's lousy at cold-reading from the Tele-Prom-Ter.

Reading some of the reactions from Israel, in the category of 'you can't please all of the people all of the time', many don't like that Netanyahu threw the pals the bone of 'giving up existing towns (paraphrased), even knowing that the pals will never accept not having Jerusalem divided. 

I think that one just never knows what one would be willing to give up for true peace.  One thing I do know though is that as long as the pals teach their children that they will enter into be rewarded by their death loving deity if they kill Jews, there is not much hope of a true peace.  They might try to pass it off as peace but it will be lipstick on Mohammed's ham sandwich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 03:33 PM (UOM4

Henrietta Hippo to a T

I would never let Scranton the capitol of Pennsylvania be divided btw PA and Delaware.

Jerusalem?  Sure, why not?

What? What did I say?  Oh...High speed traiiiinns.

The choo choo goes WOOOO WOOOO!

Hey, I'm a poet!

Bibi,

As the song says, "If I can't have you, I don't want no one baby!"

He is absolutely smoking hawt.

That speech was awesome. Netanyahu just went up there and gave President Because I Say So a swirlee in front of the entire nation.

The only thing that would have been better is if the JEF were there to take that giant FUCK YOU in person.

Eat it, Obama. Maybe next time you can have a beer summit.

#174

How about the billions flushed down the toliet that is Pakistan?

How ironic that I would find this at Elder of ZiyonÂ’s site.

Shame on the Daily Kos.

This should get the widest possible dissemination, imo.  To help the left leaning Jews try to realize how they are viewed by the left.

Oh, no! Look at this wasteful, wasteful spending on Israel!!!

When combined with $555 million of aid in a previous bill, the legislation brings the total amount of aid to Israel in fiscal year 2010 to $2.775 billion—a $225 million increase from last year

Pffft. I'll get upste about it when we get THIS money back.

stimulus waste list

• $2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal power plant in Illinois that the Department of Energy defunded last year because it said the project was inefficient.

• A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film.

• $650 million for the digital television converter box coupon program.

• $88 million for the Coast Guard to design a new polar icebreaking ship.

• $448 million for constructing the Department of Homeland Security headquarters.

• $248 million for furniture at the new Homeland Security headquarters.

• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees.

• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD’s.

• $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs.

• $125 million for the Washington sewer system.

• $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities.

• $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which already has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion.

• $75 million for “smoking cessation activities.”

• $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges.

• $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI.

• $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.

• $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River.

• $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.

• $6 billion to turn federal buildings into “green” buildings.

• $500 million for state and local fire stations.

• $650 million for wildland fire management on forest service lands.

• $1.2 billion for “youth activities,” including youth summer job programs.

• $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service.

• $412 million for CDC buildings and property.

• $500 million for building and repairing National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, Maryland.

• $160 million for “paid volunteers” at the Corporation for National and Community Service.

• $5.5 million for “energy efficiency initiatives” at the Department of Veterans Affairs National Cemetery Administration.

• $850 million for Amtrak.

• $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint.

• $75 million to construct a “security training” facility for State Department Security officers when they can be trained at existing facilities of other agencies.

• $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems.

• $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations.

I know! Let's not support Israel and in so doing let's support the medieval deathcult goat fuckers!! What a great IDEA!! They may support democrats and hate republicans but they have those nifty burkas, scimitars, and worship a rock!! No problem there!

Fucking anti-semitic assholes. We suppor them because the country is a democracy not because they're jews. The american jews, by and large, are a worthless lot and have no bearing on the equation.

Posted by: sympleton at May 24, 2011 05:01 PM (+zxy/)

Don't sell yourself short.  You're an excellent practitioner of anti-Semitism.

There are haters everywhere. But once we disolve into a fight about who hates whom and whether it is hate speech we have lost the plot. JEWS in Hollywood: the ones that are accused of putting out anti American propoganda, (even if we agree arguendo that they ARE doing that) are not the same as Isreal, an independant, sovereign nation whom we have supported for more reasons than that there are a lot of Jews living in America. So Paulians need to get a grip on what to support and when and how to decide that. But they will not and he is insignificant to the upcoing race.

Posted by: sympleton at May 24, 2011 05:24 PM (+zxy/)

How much support do we provide them?  What are we doing that you think we shouldn't be doing and why?  Why are you asking these questions only about Israel?  Do you ask the same questions about say, South Korea? Does it hurt when you shove your head up your ass?

What are those reasons? I'm trying to understand - other than Israel being a Democracy

Most U.S. military aid goes to Israel and Egypt ... as an incentive to maintain peace in the Middle East.

Well, sympleton, I gave you one good reason the U.S. provides aid to Israel without inviting you to engage in cranial rectal impaction.

Posted by: BSR at May 24, 2011 05:21 PM (z6aFJ)

And of course, we've had troops in Belgium since 1944, are in a formal military alliance with Belgium, and were committed to using our troops to defend Belgium from Soviet aggression throughout the Cold War.  Yet it's apparently inexplicable to sympleton that we'd spend money (overwhelmingly used to purchase American products) to help Israel defend itself.

 I guess the thing that sticks in my craw is the fact that 80% of American Jews support Obamunism

Operative word ... American .

And when I see my tax money going to support a People who in mass numbers support the greatest threat to this country in my lifetime - not only with financial support but with Hollywood propaganda and every other way they possibly can... I want to take another look at why we're giving them HUGE sums of money.

If it is any consolation, they are wising up. I am watching it happen. The whole "neo-con" movement is formerly liberal jews who got mugged by reality. The GOP should patiently encourge this trend.

Also understand the the leftist "jews" are basically atheists whose parents or grandparents may hve been Jewish, but themselves haven't seen the inside of a shul since their Bar or Bat Mitzvahs if even .then

American jews, by and large, don't give a fuck about Israel.

Why would I want to fuck over the only functioning democracy in the Middle East because a bunch of left-wing U.S. jews love Barack Obama?

I support freedom and the civil society and oppose barbarism and tyranny.

It's that simple.

Posted by: sympleton at May 24, 2011 05:18 PM (+zxy/)

Much of what you ask me for here has been stated between your post and now, so I will not repeat it. I agree with the fact that Obama is one of the biggest threats to our nation in our lifetime. (I, too, am 50). The other biggest threat to this country in my lifetime is the Death of the West as laid out by Patrick Buchanan. That involves the Muslims and the middle east is crawling with them....other than Isreal. Jews here simply don't factor into that. I cannot say "if they support Obama against their own people, then let them all twist in the wind." To do so is to deny the chance to have an anchor in the middle east to make a stand....not lose precious ground that is being lost in the EU where the Muslims are simply flooding in.  So my support of aid to Isreal achieves what I need it to, not what some American Jews who are not seeing what I am seeing, or who don't care what I am seeing.  

The most important thing, as always and of course (you foot-grime seeking, not adept at sexual mating, mentally worth less than Mencken's altruism, struggling harder than I am to write something not totally shitty, asscombobulator) is Palin is, was, and always will be wrong on Israel.

And everything else.

Because she is stupid.

Or, if Ace didn't search for shit on lefty sites, Ace could search for other people (hmmmm.... "people" leaves a lot of opportunities for anyone) who stand stronger with Israel than Sarah Fucking Palin.

Ace's search, perhaps performed, would be unproductive with regards to the current field of candidates in the GOP, but in someone's world, with erroneous confirmation abounding, that don't matter.

The reason is filled with hypocrisy.

--

Are you saying you are just now figuring out that Palin and West are strongly pro-Israel?  I'm really trying to understand how you could support those two for POTUS/VP given your resentment of U.S. support for Israel. 

You people laugh at Orson Welles, a man who got to run the biggest "train" set in the world, in his day, and what a day it was in many regards, who fucked up then got to sell wine.

A true, proud, original American, Orson Welles did more by 14 years of age than 80% of my generation.  Any metric will prove my point.

That, partly, is why you, fadingly, know the name.

And the fact Brando died fat is American, like a Ted Kennedy fugly, I don't mind.

"He is absolutely smoking hawt."

Truer words were never spoken.   He makes Capt'n Training Pants look like the amatuer that he is.  This man has faced Hezbollah and Hamaas, CTP is a walk in the park with his grandson in comparison.

When you've got truth on your side, you don't need cheerleaders or a brass band.