October 26, 2011

"You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself"
— Ace

JWF doesn't know whether this Occupy The Couch protester is serious or doing a parody. I'm voting serious.


Verum Serum has a lot of videos of the Oakland PD busting the protests.

I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?

Posted by: Ace at 09:12 AM | Comments (291)
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1 Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:14 AM (8y9MW)

2

I think they thought these could be their Tea Parties, but failed to recoginize the rabble-rousing and other differences.

Or they believed all the MFM spin on them, and figured there was no real difference.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 26, 2011 09:15 AM (zgHLA)

3 "Well, this is a fine kettle of fish you've gotten me into ."

Posted by: Democrrats for OWS at October 26, 2011 09:16 AM (YR8Hc)

4 Remember, these are not rocket surgeons or brain scientists we're dealing with, here.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 26, 2011 09:16 AM (zgHLA)

5

They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?

They want to take the country through violence, disorder and riot so that they can turn it into their socialist utopia.  Tear it down to rebuild it in your own image.  Alinsky 101.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 26, 2011 09:16 AM (4df7R)

6 "You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself"

You'll have to watch Helen Thomas in a wet T-shirt contest?

Posted by: Book Geek at October 26, 2011 09:16 AM (OXV70)

7

This reminds me of that post you wrote about your  friend who yelled, "We will bathe in the blood of your children before the Gates of Babylon" or something to that effect. I've used it in casual conversation since I heard it.

Posted by: Ben at October 26, 2011 09:16 AM (wuv1c)

8 I love how he can't decide if he wants to go with crap/fudge/or f*ck in his little tirade and then follows it up with DO.I.MAKE.MYSELF.CLEAR?!?! at the end.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 26, 2011 09:17 AM (pLTLS)

9 Those punks are terrorizing people in their cars. Assholes.

Posted by: mike at October 26, 2011 09:17 AM (Dpon7)

10

I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

They might be reading that poll that Drew linked to in his Oakland/OWS post.

Posted by: CJ at October 26, 2011 09:17 AM (9KqcB)

11 Remember when the TEA party threatened local police departments?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 26, 2011 09:18 AM (FkKjr)

12 He will do this personally.  PERSONALLY.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at October 26, 2011 09:19 AM (5GaiQ)

13 The link of protesters throwing stuff at the Oakland police has to get out. CNN did a long segment this morning saying that they had no *proof* to back up the Oakland PD's claim that the protesters threw things at them first before they decided to use tear gas.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (rJVPU)

14 They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

They were taught in public schools and went to spiffy universities too, just like our friendly OWSers. They might have also be harboring the delusion that socialism and communism works.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (0q2P7)

15 I think those are lyrics from an '80's metal tune.

Posted by: Alice Cooper's mom at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (0tRzD)

16 I doubt the video ever makes an *update* at CNN.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (rJVPU)

17 "I have a pair of pink furry handcuffs and I know how to use them, so you better think twice before you assault another protester!" 

Pee-Wee Herman and circus clowns are far more intimating than this guy. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (9hSKh)

18 does anyone know if Frank Luntz plans to do a focus group of OWS campers? This is a serious question; I think it would be interesting to say the least.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 26, 2011 09:20 AM (0YjRi)

19 I have a pair of handcuffs and I know how to use them!

(anyone actually surprised by that little bit of information?)

Posted by: The YouTube Vigilante at October 26, 2011 09:21 AM (3Okgs)

20 With his one pair of handcuffs, he will arrest every officer.

Posted by: Mikeyboss at October 26, 2011 09:21 AM (IgpkI)

21 Honestly, there are still a number of liberals who believe that the Tea Parties "bought" Fox News to "fake" the movement.  No.  No logical thought follows that assertion.

So (further break-down of logic) they believe that "they had to do something" to get the same level of coverage.

Yes.  I've heard this argument advanced in actual conversation.  I pretty well checked out at that point, however.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:21 AM (8y9MW)

22 I'm glad he took time out of playing WOW to tape this message. I'm surprised he didn't say "don't call my bluff, Oakland".

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 26, 2011 09:22 AM (Sh42X)

23 "You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself" ...says the twit whose idea of hardship is going to Starbucks in the rain.

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2011 09:22 AM (FcR7P)

24

Another seven years of college down the drain.

Posted by: OWS Protester, Mom's Basement at October 26, 2011 09:22 AM (f8XyF)

25 I am incensed.  This is something which up with I will not put!

And now, My Special Comment....

Posted by: The YouTube Vigilante at October 26, 2011 09:22 AM (3Okgs)

26

This reminds me of that post you wrote about your  friend who yelled, "We will bathe in the blood of your children before the Gates of Babylon" or something to that effect. I've used it in casual conversation since I heard it.

Or when Baghdad Bob told the press-corp that the Iraqis would "roast the Americans' stomachs in Hell" as Abrams tanks were breaching Baghdad just a few blocks away. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 26, 2011 09:22 AM (9hSKh)

27 They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

They probably expected it to burn itself out before it degenerated to that level.

Posted by: Heorot at October 26, 2011 09:23 AM (Nq/UF)

28 I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner. These are the same people who thought ousting Kadaffi would lead to Democracy in Libya, so what did you expect?

Posted by: Socratease at October 26, 2011 09:23 AM (vaIln)

29 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ so, I can see by the way the drinks are making the circles in them that you can hear Hadji ... I am the approaching T-Rex of comedy. Just keep moving - Hadji likes to see it when he kills with the funny. And so, we now know what American protesters and Palestinian refugees have in common. Nobody wants them. Drummer - next time to make the rim-shot noise. But seriously - how many Occupy Wall Street Protesters does it take to rape a woman? One - the rest of the people in the area repeat the victim's cry for help and signify their disapproval by moving their fingers down towards the ground. Hadji will close with the knock knock joke. Knock Knock I am hearing "Who is there?" Michael Moore's Investment Adviser I am hearing "Michael Moore's Investment Adviser who" Michael Moore's Investment Adviser who gives Mr. Moore investment advice for his multi-million dollar portfolio, especially advice on how to minimize his tax obligations to the state and federal governments... do you know where Mr. Moore is? Thank You Thank You Thank You Face Mecca! Tip Your Waitresses!

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at October 26, 2011 09:23 AM (h6mPj)

30 You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself

Logger crabs.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at October 26, 2011 09:24 AM (GTbGH)

31

Notice how he keeps his voice way down at all times?

I am guessing he doesn't want his Mom to hear him and come down to the basement to whoop his ass.

Posted by: Kansas Gman at October 26, 2011 09:24 AM (u4a/I)

32
The Democrats, especially Obama, are in panic mode. They are desperate for a spark.

They embraced OWS because they wanted to catch a tiger by the tail.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 09:24 AM (sqkOB)

33 Democrats are fans of violence, disorder and riot.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (I2LwF)

34 The only thing this brave "occupier" will be occupying soon is a jail cell. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (9hSKh)

35 Does he realize that metrosexual speech is threatening only to fellow emo's?

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (FcR7P)

36

<<Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?>>

They knew.  Some of them truly thought it would be the hippie-commune-make-believe-sing kumbaya-paradise of their dreams.  Some of them wanted to take they country there.  But none of them thought it would affect them personally.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (cxWYU)

37 Dems wanted/needed a Tea Party analogue.  They thought they'd eventually be able to coopt the movement by doing what they always do to their constituents - lying.  Unfortunately for them people don't give a shit when they're stoned.  They could say anything and it wouldn't change a thing.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (jx2j9)

38

"I have a pair of handcuffs and I know how to use them!"

I am intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 26, 2011 09:25 AM (OXV70)

39 I'm intrigued by this threat of handcuffing.

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 26, 2011 09:27 AM (EL+OC)

40 You have to understand these new Democrats.  They are the common clay of the new West.

Posted by: Dewey at October 26, 2011 09:27 AM (YTJQp)

41 I like to kill that Satan video thing "evidence."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 26, 2011 09:27 AM (Hx5uv)

42
Conversely, think back to how many faggot Republicans shied away from the Tea Party movement.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 09:27 AM (sqkOB)

43 Ah, Coptic curches were burned to the ground again last night by moderate muslims.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at October 26, 2011 09:29 AM (I2LwF)

44 He's one of those Adult Babies...

Posted by: mike at October 26, 2011 09:29 AM (Dpon7)

45 45
Conversely, think back to how many faggot Republicans shied away from the Tea Party movement.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:27 PM (sqkOB)

 

And still do.  Fuck them.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at October 26, 2011 09:29 AM (I2LwF)

46 Has anyone mentioned that Mitt sux?

Posted by: Actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 09:29 AM (OlN4e)

47 45 Conversely, think back to how many faggot Republicans shied away from the Tea Party movement. Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:27 PM Faggot is such a naughty word. Would you be intrested in changing that to Elite?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 26, 2011 09:29 AM (ZDUD4)

48 I can't wait for winter when they swarm south to a warmer climate. These social rejects will find that there's a rather inhospitable view of the actions in more conservative parts of the country.

Posted by: Gmac at October 26, 2011 09:30 AM (YR8Hc)

49 I am guessing he doesn't want his Mom to hear him and come down to the basement to whoop his ass.

I can't find video of it online, but all I can picture is that scene in The King of Comedy where Rupert Pupkin keeps trying to make that audition tape and his mother keeps interrupting him.

MA!  I'm BUSY!!!

Posted by: wiserbud at October 26, 2011 09:30 AM (3Okgs)

50 I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

Oh Ace.

You are giving these politicians way too much credit for cerebral activity.

It goes like this:

Democrat constituents protest = Democrat politicians support

It's as simple as that.

Posted by: shibumi at October 26, 2011 09:30 AM (z63Tr)

51

You know how some things are so out there that you're ashamed to view it, even by yourself? That was toe curling!

My cheeks were burning with shame for that challenged man in the video.

It kept sounding to melike he was saying 'ossifers' not officers throughout it.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 09:30 AM (1cx/R)

52

 

 

This is how liberals actually are, just unplugged.

Leftism is the philosophy of the barbarian anyway, it's just out in the open, housed in a little ecosystem like the kinds we used to make in grade school.

No cops? Well, hten here's the rape Joe Biden wants.

No sanitation? Here, go sit in that pile of dirty shit paper.

No clean water? Just ask Dad for some money to go buy some...

And on and on.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Elitist at October 26, 2011 09:31 AM (tcSZb)

53 "You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself." You will be knocked unconscious and inserted face up into a toilet. At Arby's. Tell me that wouldn't be worse than hell.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 09:31 AM (JEVge)

54 does anyone know if Frank Luntz plans to do a focus group of OWS campers?

Luntz works for Fox. He will be harassed, even possibly assaulted, if he goes near these people.  Unless he goes to some sort of benign place like, oh, somewhere in Florida.

Posted by: shibumi at October 26, 2011 09:32 AM (z63Tr)

55
Am I the only one who noticed that Obama announced today he's our dictator?

His entire speech in Denver is grounds for impeachment.

"We can't wait for Congress to do its job. Where they won't act, we will. We're going to look every day...'What can we do without Congress?'"




Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 09:32 AM (sqkOB)

56 Does this guy have a Twitter or FB account?  I'm sure either one of those would be filled with comedy gold.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 26, 2011 09:32 AM (9hSKh)

57 I wonder if they will play that video for the Oakland cops at roll call. They would pee their pants laughing.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 26, 2011 09:33 AM (ZDUD4)

58

For many Democrats  there is no downside to supporting OWS.

Nobody can be stupid enough to think that Pete Stark, Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Lee are going to be harmed by any of this.

 

Posted by: boniface ballers at October 26, 2011 09:33 AM (bPbwB)

59 I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

You forgot the <sarc> tag.

Posted by: blindside at October 26, 2011 09:34 AM (3Uns6)

60 Borrrrrrrfffff! (splatter)

Posted by: Some 11 year old drunken kid vomiting at an OWS protest at October 26, 2011 09:34 AM (pSZmg)

61 Belligerent pansies are always good for a hoot. This pussified fuck has to have Mommy wipe his ass, cause he always gets dooky on his fingers when he tries.

Posted by: Actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 09:34 AM (OlN4e)

62

Does he realize that metrosexual speech is threatening only to fellow emo's?

 

we can haz hipster slap-fight video, now?

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2011 09:34 AM (8zofi)

63 I see stupid people...all the time.

Posted by: JoeInMD at October 26, 2011 09:35 AM (Xwgt3)

64 You will be knocked unconscious and inserted face up into a toilet. At Arby's. Tell me that wouldn't be worse than hell. That's like camping out under Air Force One.

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2011 09:35 AM (FcR7P)

65
from USA Today:

"As he has on other items this week, Obama said he is issuing executive orders because congressional Republicans are blocking his proposed $447 billion jobs plan."

I know that these EO's by Obama are nothing new, but now shit just got real. He is legislating from the White House.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 09:35 AM (sqkOB)

66 Ends justify the means, baby.

Posted by: 1/1027th of a Janitor at October 26, 2011 09:36 AM (lbo6/)

67 fap

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 09:36 AM (4CSeG)

68

Picture having him in your family and having to spend a holiday with him very soon.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 09:37 AM (1cx/R)

69 "They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?"

 

 

some one, some the other.

Posted by: shoey at October 26, 2011 09:38 AM (m6OUa)

70

These are nothing more than spoiled rich kids in need of a fantasy gaming fix.

"Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2011 09:38 AM (6d9Y3)

71 Sure that's where they wanted to take the country, why wouldn't they?! It costs nothing, they get to condemn (cops and rioters and conservatives) when it gets out of hand, they get to talk up the "underlying" issues, etc. We should have poisoned this whole thing at the very start by saying we were on their side. They would have disbanded within 5 minutes. Nothing, nothing, builds a movement, or props up even the worst ideas, like shared suffering. Like I said before, weeks ago, all we need now is for some idiot to gas-can himself/herself to get this thing really tuned up.

Posted by: Errol at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (vewos)

72 What can we do to encourage this guy to follow through on his promises? 'Cause I really want to see the look on his face the moment before his head hits the pavement.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (7EV/g)

73 I know that these EO's by Obama are nothing new, but now shit just got real. He is legislating from the White House.

Yep, he is.  But that's not really new, either.

More important- do you expect anything to happen because of it?

I need to see if I can go to a gun range this weekend.  I need some well-disciplined violence.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (8y9MW)

74 You know what you would have if you took the OWS clowns and put them in charge? Obama.

Posted by: Actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (OlN4e)

75 He's going to arrest anyone from the Oakland PD!? That famous old corps of leg-breakers, whose beat includes what is very largely a dark, violent failed Third World basket-case country!?

That Oakland PD?  Can I get a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, brothers and sisters....

Posted by: Mike James at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (FMUMi)

76 45
Conversely, think back to how many faggot Republicans shied away from the Tea Party movement.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:27 PM (sqkOB)


Yeah but, they're schizophrenic.

Posted by: Allen West at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (EL+OC)

77 Funny how there's been no Occupy Hazard, Kentuky movement, or a Occupy Slidell, Louisianna movement, or an Occupy Wahoo, Nebraska movement, or an Occupy Parkersburg, West Virginia movement...

Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 09:39 AM (sFD5n)

78 No Cheetos, no peace!

Posted by: meeeeghan mccain at October 26, 2011 09:40 AM (OKhgI)

79 "As he has on other items this week, Obama said he is issuing executive orders because congressional Republicans are blocking his proposed $447 billion jobs plan." Pop quiz, Mittens! For or against? You may sleep on it for eighteen hours...

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2011 09:40 AM (FcR7P)

80
What did I just tell you?
Who's the pitcher?
Who's the catcher?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 09:41 AM (Qxdfp)

81 UH, guys that guy in the video is Jason from the previous thread.

Posted by: Get Thee to a Kumquattery at October 26, 2011 09:41 AM (B0LGd)

82 Oakland PD is likely to get into progressively more pissed off and aggressive in tactics as this goes on day after day. Tonight could be interesting.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 09:41 AM (1cx/R)

83 #87   You're right! We have found Jason!

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 09:42 AM (1cx/R)

84 45
Conversely, think back to how many faggot Republicans shied away from the Tea Party movement.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:27 PM (sqkOB)

 If I lose,  I'll be supporting Romney by God.



Posted by: Herb Cain at October 26, 2011 09:43 AM (EL+OC)

85 There's no Occupy Harlan, Kentucky, either. Go figure.

Posted by: Raylan Givens at October 26, 2011 09:43 AM (7EV/g)

86 I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

Rules for Radicals, brotha... 

Read it, learn it.....live it.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:43 AM (UK9cE)

87 58
Am I the only one who noticed that Obama announced today he's our dictator?

His entire speech in Denver is grounds for impeachment.

"We can't wait for Congress to do its job. Where they won't act, we will. We're going to look every day...'What can we do without Congress?'"


No, I mentioned it in real time earlier.  This is maddening.  And all Fox can say is, "Obama blames Republicans"

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (I2LwF)

88 Several things come to mind:

1.  The left actually does think the OWS movement is > or = the TP rallies.

2.  Now that the top is off the violins genie, the MFM will develop the narrative that the violins is the natural extension of the anti-government movement started by the TP.

3.  There will be blood.

Posted by: The Hammer at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (dja/g)

89

>>Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?

Er, it seems like the plan is to take the cities, the country is loaded with guns IYNWIMAITYD

Posted by: ontherocks at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (HBqDo)

90 if you are in oakland you are suffering worse than satan.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (s+J9D)

91 Speak crazily and carry a tiny stick.

Posted by: bldrbc at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (9r9xv)

92 Beck was going of on this turd this morning...comedy-f-in-gold.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2011 09:44 AM (8ieXv)

93 92, We had an OWS in Wilmington NC. There was about a dozen. The homeless people showed up, ate all of their donated food and drank there sodas and they got mad and left.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 26, 2011 09:45 AM (ZDUD4)

94

I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

Me no likey. Voters are fickle. We haven't quite cured stupid yet:

 

A new CBS News-New York Times poll shows 43 percent of people agree with the aims of the movement, while just 27 percent say they disagree.
The poll also asked which class voters thought the Obama Administration and Republicans in Congress favored. While people were pretty evenly split on whether the administration favors the middle class, the rich or the poor, they were all but unanimous about which class the Republicans favor; 69 percent said Republicans in Congress favor the rich, while just 9 percent said the middle class and 2 percent said the poor.
http://tinyurl.com/3e3m4v2

 

 

Posted by: CJ at October 26, 2011 09:45 AM (9KqcB)

95 Oh...and that dude is a DOUCHENOZZLE of the highest order.

Message from the Oakland PD:  BRING IT!!!

What a maroon......

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:45 AM (UK9cE)

96 50 Faggot is such a naughty word. Would you be intrested in changing that to Elite?
__________

I dunno. I kinda like Pica. The letters are bigger.

Posted by: Anachronda, tossing another non-sequitur at October 26, 2011 09:45 AM (FzhYM)

97 Not busting. Liberating.

Posted by: Phelps at October 26, 2011 09:46 AM (ltit6)

98 Am I the only one who noticed that Obama announced today he's our dictator?

His entire speech in Denver is grounds for impeachment.

"We can't wait for Congress to do its job. Where they won't act, we will. We're going to look every day...'What can we do without Congress?'"

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:32 PM (sqkOB)

Fear not.  Boehner will be all over it after he has a good cry and a smoke.

 

Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 09:46 AM (sFD5n)

99 Good on Oakland for cracking down on this, but they better remember that when you lay down with the dogs, you get the fleas. In this case, really, really annoying fleas.

Posted by: KG at October 26, 2011 09:46 AM (LD21B)

100 C'mon, this doof is yanking our chain. Are any liberals so moronic they would seriously publish a threat to arrest the entire OPD with ONE pair of handcuffs? And "Satan's Wrath"? This guy is a comedy genius and should be Conan's sidekick.

Posted by: maddog at October 26, 2011 09:46 AM (M/qsV)

101
This clown's hits have skyrocketed from a few hundred to almost 20k since this morning!

He's viral! 15 minutes of fame! Woohoo!

He can tell that to his manager when he's cleaning the grease out of the fry machine tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 09:46 AM (Qxdfp)

102
Luntz works for Fox. He will be harassed, even possibly assaulted, if he goes near these people.  Unless he goes to some sort of benign place like, oh, somewhere in Florida.
Posted by: shibumi

Maye he can go to #OccupyTheVillages in Florida.
Their demands can't be much, maybe some Depends, Poligrip, etc.

Posted by: mpfs at October 26, 2011 09:47 AM (iYbLN)

Posted by: Actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 09:47 AM (OlN4e)

104 Hey....don't fuck with him.  He's a Knight F Mohawk....and had the nades to prove it.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:47 AM (UK9cE)

105

This reminds me of that post you wrote about your  friend who yelled, "We will bathe in the blood of your children before the Gates of Babylon" or something to that effect. I've used it in casual conversation since I heard it.

I cannot believe I'd forgotten that, what with it being so awesome and all.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 26, 2011 09:47 AM (VtjlW)

106 Funny how there's been no Occupy Hazard, Kentuky movement, or a Occupy Slidell, Louisianna movement, or an Occupy Wahoo, Nebraska movement, or an Occupy Parkersburg, West Virginia movement... Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 01:39 PM (sFD5n) Mainly because nobody lives there. But I CWYM

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 09:48 AM (JEVge)

107

Need to look into other crime stats for Oakland since the creeps are taking so much in the way of man hours.  Oakland doesn't respond to pretty much anything but murder to begin with, so citizens may not notice too much impact, but I wonder if things like the murder rate might have increased.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 09:48 AM (1cx/R)

108

Fear not.  Boehner will be all over it after he has a good cry and a smoke.

 

Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 01:46 PM (sFD5n)

That cocksucker is already at the 19th hole with a Manhattan in hand. Fuck him and the GOP/Tea Party do-nothing Freshman in the ass with Michelle's dildo.


Posted by: Barbarian at October 26, 2011 09:49 AM (EL+OC)

109 24 CNN did a long segment this morning saying that they had no *proof* to back up the Oakland PD's claim that the protesters threw things at them first before they decided to use tear gas.

Heh. Sound familiar?
---   Unlike when the teapartiers shouted N*****!

Posted by: Rep. B. Frank at October 26, 2011 09:49 AM (M3mVf)

110

Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?

What do you mean? That was where they wanted to bring the country, or that was where they wanted to seize the country?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 26, 2011 09:49 AM (XFU/t)

111 Posted by: CJ at October 26, 2011 01:45 PM (9KqcB)

Damn betcha!!

Posted by: G. Soros, Hedge Funds with Heart, Inc. at October 26, 2011 09:49 AM (m8ARs)

112 Occupy Oakland?? Please, they already occupy everything above Santa Cruz

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 26, 2011 09:49 AM (tKFT6)

113 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by: Democrat Ralphie at October 26, 2011 09:50 AM (5DQ0k)

114 oakland doesn't have enough officers.....they have to bring in off duty officers from other cities

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at October 26, 2011 09:51 AM (s+J9D)

115 "We can't wait for Congress to do its job. Where they won't act, we will. We're going to look every day...'What can we do without Congress?'"

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:32 PM (sqkOB)


MFM: Imperial presidency? Is there a Republican in the White House? Then it's okay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 09:51 AM (1Jaio)

116

31 I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

----

Maybe they were not thinking about votes. Maybe they wanted to be commisars after the revolution overthrew the kulaks and the blood suckers.

Posted by: Rep. B. Frank at October 26, 2011 09:51 AM (M3mVf)

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 09:52 AM (Qxdfp)

118 Can someone whose email Ace actually reads email him about Obama's Denver speech this morning?  We need a post on that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:52 AM (8y9MW)

119

This reminds me of that post you wrote about your  friend who yelled, "We will bathe in the blood of your children before the Gates of Babylon" or something to that effect. I've used it in casual conversation since I heard it.

That line is fucking epic.

Posted by: Max Power at October 26, 2011 09:53 AM (q177U)

120 Does anyone actually think Nancy Pelosi or anyone else will actually be called to account in the MSM over their support of OccupyThis?

Naw, me either.

Posted by: Ken at October 26, 2011 09:53 AM (7yb9x)

121 This guy is a future jailhouse lawyer/ beat-a-bitch.

Posted by: bldrbc at October 26, 2011 09:53 AM (9r9xv)

122 95 Several things come to mind:

1.  The left actually does think the OWS movement is > or = the TP rallies.

2.  Now that the top is off the violins genie, the MFM will develop the narrative that the violins is the natural extension of the anti-government movement started by the TP.

3.  There will be blood.

Posted by: The Hammer at October 26, 2011 01:44 PM (dja/g)

Only one thing comes to mind:

Come see the violins inherent in the symphony!

Posted by: the opressed at October 26, 2011 09:53 AM (Xwgt3)

123 #125 What the hell is a DS9?

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 09:53 AM (JEVge)

124 Oh hell, this guy is DEEP.
Here he is pointing out errors in DS9 season 4 episode 25, and a message to Paramont!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 01:52 PM (Qxdfp)


Followed by the PERFECT comment:

Dude, you need psychiatric help. You can not possibly be this anal. Season 9 episode 25 and a shadow of the camera or microphone? Really?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:54 AM (UK9cE)

125

"They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot? Or did they know, and still thought that was where they wanted to take the country?"

Every once in a while, reading stuff like this, the distrubing notion, "Glenn Beck was right" pops into my head. OK, maybe it's not THAT bad, but who really knows where this is headed.

Hey, at least it makes it easier for you to explain to your kids what it was like back in the 60s with all the hippies.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 26, 2011 09:55 AM (As94z)

126 131, Deep Space 9, and I feel stupid for knowing that.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 26, 2011 09:55 AM (ZDUD4)

127 What the hell is a DS9?

You fail geek.

DS9 is Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.  The show that aspired to the awesomeness of Babylon 5.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

128 >>Boehner will be all over it after he has a good cry and a smoke.

>>That cocksucker is already at the 19th hole with a Manhattan in hand.

Speaker Of The Soused, wrong man, wrong time, wrong course

Posted by: ontherocks at October 26, 2011 09:55 AM (HBqDo)

129
WHAT DO WANT??  KENT STATE!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT??  NOW!!!

Posted by: OWS Puppetmasters and their Strings at October 26, 2011 09:56 AM (C8hzL)

130 Policeman policeman please be nice
It's not my fault that I have lice
The patriarchy crushed all my dreams
As I slept in my designer jeans
I call for your death both night and day
But can you make the rapist go away?

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 09:56 AM (4CSeG)

131 131 #125
What the hell is a DS9?

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 01:53 PM (JEVge)

The new sexbot prototype out of Japan.

Posted by: KG at October 26, 2011 09:56 AM (LD21B)

132
#131

He's a "trekki". Some of the Sci-Fi folks here recognize it as Deep Space 9, a Star Trek spin off years ago.

The guy spends 6 minutes freaking out about a mic shadow.

It's too perfect.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 09:56 AM (Qxdfp)

133 Oh hell, this guy is DEEP.
Here he is pointing out errors in DS9 season 4 episode 25, and a message to Paramont!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 01:52 PM (Qxdfp)



and I'm betting that bottle on the table in the back left corner of the room is full of his own urine.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:57 AM (UK9cE)

134 6 "You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself" You'll have to watch Helen Thomas in a wet T-shirt contest? Posted by: Book Geek at October 26, 2011 01:16 PM (OXV70) Helen Thomas "Camel" Toe. Is that racist/Islamophobic?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2011 09:57 AM (UlUS4)

135 Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 01:52 PM (Qxdfp)

The force is disturbed.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 26, 2011 09:57 AM (m8ARs)

136 "A new CBS News-New York Times poll shows 43 percent of people agree with the aims of the movement, while just 27 percent say they disagree."

Right - with the aims.  And as always with the left, their aims are taken to be the most benevolent possible.  Let's reduce income inequality.  Here are all these poor people who've been screwed over by The System; let's change it and help them!  No wonder you see numbers like 60% support bandied about.

Consider communism.  How many otherwise sensible people agree with the old cliche, "Communism is a nice idea in theory, but in practice it just [blows, turns vicious, falls apart, etc.]"?  A majority, easily.  It sounds like such a tolerant thing to say, and you can believe it only if you believe that communism is about making sure people's needs are met.

I've startled people by saying, No, communism is not a nice idea in theory, and it only gets worse from there.

Posted by: JPS at October 26, 2011 09:57 AM (EOIES)

137

I'm perplexed as to why some Democrats -- like, almost all of them -- thought that supporting OWS would be a net vote-winner.

They didn't know where this was heading?

They now realize that saying "I was for it before I was against it" is hip.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 26, 2011 09:57 AM (XdlcF)

138 MA! I'm BUSY!!! Posted by: wiserbud at October 26, 2011 01:30 PM (3Okgs) YES! Also the scene from "The Score" where the computer hacker in the basement yells at his momma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2011 09:58 AM (UlUS4)

139 You fail geek. DS9 is Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The show that aspired to the awesomeness of Babylon 5. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 01:55 PM (8y9MW) You must really enjoy such stuff. I enjoy things too. Like money, sunshine, and vagina. You should really try those.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 09:58 AM (JEVge)

140 He's a "trekki".

I have a cousin who would take exception to that.  He's a "Trecker."  The "Treckies" were the fans of the Original Series.  Treckers were fans of TNG and following.

Yes, I had to hear that explanation a lot.

Yes, he did win a national Star Trek: TNG Collectible Card Game championship.

Did I mention I come from a family of geeks?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 09:59 AM (8y9MW)

141 I enjoy things too. Like money, sunshine, and vagina. You should really try those. Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 01:58 PM (JEVge) WORD!! LMAO

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 26, 2011 09:59 AM (ZDUD4)

142 # 125. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 01:52 PM (Qxdfp)



Oh shit, the Oakland cops are in a world of hurt now. They have pissed off a Star Trek nerd with handcuffs. If they're not careful he might unleashed his Dungeons and Dragons character on them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 09:59 AM (1Jaio)

143
YES! Also the scene from "The Score" where the computer hacker in the basement yells at his momma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2011 01:58 PM (UlUS4)



Wasn't there also something like that in the "Live Free or Die Hard" movie?

Seriously, someone needs to find where this kid lives and show the videos to his mom so she can take the appropriate action.......On YouTube, of course.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 09:59 AM (UK9cE)

144 Did I mention I come from a family of geeks? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 01:59 PM (8y9MW) Did your family come from a petri dish? Because there was no possible natural reproduction occurring at that level of geekery.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (JEVge)

145 I can see it now. Just before the police go on patrol in Oakland they are shown this video and are told " Be careful out there tonight, this guy is out there looking to arrest each and every one of you and he has a pair of handcuffs"

Posted by: Hedgehog at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (HaBcu)

146 122 oakland doesn't have enough officers.....they have to bring in off duty officers from other cities

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at October 26, 2011 01:51 PM (s+J9D)

Will they take volunteers? I'm not a Police Officer but I would love to play one on TV...in an action scene featuring ME beating the snot out of a few doofus hipsters.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (8ieXv)

147 A huge mistake was making these sit-ins rather than a few hours of successive protests.

The Tea Party demonstrated in large numbers, then went back home, leaving the place clean.

The Flea Baggers camp, making a filthy, continuing nuisance of themselves, and giving things time to fester and boil over.

The Left assumes that taking a stranglehold on things is the way to extract concessions, but the Tea Party made their points and left them for people to consider.  Witness the relative success of the two.

Posted by: nickless at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (MMC8r)

148
147

Exactly.
Favorite line: You tell me about the plot intricacies of "insert star trek reference here" and I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (Qxdfp)

149 Hadji IS the "approaching T-Rex of comedy."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (vzFJV)

150 Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 01:58 PM (JEVge)

Married Geek.  With kids, even.  But I don't have a sun-tan.

And you still fail geek.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 10:00 AM (8y9MW)

151 The whole point of OWS is to intimidate. This is the group version of the scene that plays out every day on an individual scale.

Bum: Hey man, got any spare change?

Liberal: (thinking to himself) [Hmm, I better give something to this guy--he looks like he might knife me if I don't]

Our political class of Dims and Rinos fears riots in the streets if this year's increase in entitlements is 4% instead of 5%.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 26, 2011 10:02 AM (VKRmb)

152 Married Geek.  With kids, even.  But I don't have a sun-tan.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 02:00 PM (8y9MW)

Artificial insemination doesn't count.


I keed, I keed.

Posted by: KG at October 26, 2011 10:02 AM (LD21B)

153 135 "DS9 is Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.  The show that aspired to the awesomeness of Babylon 5."

You mean the show that, when ordered, put on a black dog collar, thigh length black leather boots, and black velvet opera length gloves, and nothing else, and spent her whole day obeying Babylon 5, don't you?

Posted by: B5 fan that really needs to seek out a little balance in his life at October 26, 2011 10:03 AM (FMUMi)

154

The best part of this entire clusterfuck is that the normally non-political people can see what we've known for a long time.

The Left in this country in unhinged,unpatriotic, and a danger to the country.

Thirteen months to go, hang in there.

Posted by: BIG ROB at October 26, 2011 10:03 AM (hr33h)

155 I had to quit a bunch of my geek activities when I got married. It's so annoying when everyone keeps asking to smell my fingers.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:04 AM (4CSeG)

156 I swear we are watching The Left have an absolute "break from reality" with these "occupations". How is it that they refuse to see- Obama is The Man?

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 10:04 AM (rJVPU)

157 Excuse me Oakland police officer. I have handcuffs AND I speak Klingon so you better back the hell off!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:04 AM (1Jaio)

158 And you still fail geek. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 02:00 PM (8y9MW) Since I live in a world of reality and not on a futuristic spaceship or whatever that stuff is about, I don't grasp being called a geek. Is it the art? Ask Jeff how geeky my art is. He's typing with one hand.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 10:05 AM (JEVge)

159 Did your family come from a petri dish? Because there was no possible natural reproduction occurring at that level of geekery.

Even better:  If you add the HS Class Standings of said cousin and his wife together, you get 2.  If you add their college standings (under-grad) to that, you get 5.

If he weren't conservative, he'd probably be doomed to be one of the OWS freaks- but he actually uses his purely-academic Doctorate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 10:05 AM (8y9MW)

160 Will they take volunteers? I'm not a Police Officer but I would love to play one on TV...in an action scene featuring ME beating the snot out of a few doofus hipsters.

I need some practice on cattle prod placement to get the best involuntary bowel movement.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 26, 2011 10:05 AM (SDkq3)

161 It's some sort of group or mass psychosis...

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 10:05 AM (rJVPU)

162 Artificial insemination doesn't count. Posted by: KG at October 26, 2011 02:02 PM (LD21B) Damnit, missed a good line.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 10:06 AM (JEVge)

163 Married Geek.  With kids, even.  But I don't have a sun-tan.

And you still fail geek.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 02:00 PM (8y9MW)



But, did YOU see the camera or mic shadow in DS9 season 4 episode 25?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:06 AM (UK9cE)

164 Ask Jeff how geeky my art is. He's typing with one hand.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 02:05 PM (JEVge)




DO SHARE!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:07 AM (UK9cE)

165 You mean the show that, when ordered, put on a black dog collar, thigh length black leather boots, and black velvet opera length gloves, and nothing else, and spent her whole day obeying Babylon 5, don't you?

Well, I wasn't going there...

Since I live in a world of reality and not on a futuristic spaceship or whatever that stuff is about,

Then you miss a great deal of fun.  I visit the real world sometimes.  I even work there.  But I wouldn't want to live there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 10:07 AM (8y9MW)

166 I know that these EO's by Obama are nothing new, but now shit just got real. He is legislating from the White House.
Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 01:35 PM

The stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure will be impeached when Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey decides the "optics are good" for such a move, and no sooner! He'll post in Tepid Air to tell you when....

And that will be:

never.

About the only thing the Republican establishment hasn't done so far is send Boner down to Zuccotti Park to cry for the OWS crowd. But after caving to Osama Obama on damn near everything and averting their eyes when he and his trolls break the law, what can we expect?

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 26, 2011 10:07 AM (YjjrR)

167 But, did YOU see the camera or mic shadow in DS9 season 4 episode 25? Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 02:06 PM (UK9cE) That is a level of terminal nerdom. That or his genitals rotted off at age 1 so he's had nothing to distract his thoughts about why V didn't get a good finale.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 10:08 AM (JEVge)

168 the YouTube Vigilante is actually responding to comments left on his video...

Posted by: wiserbud at October 26, 2011 10:08 AM (3Okgs)

169 But, did YOU see the camera or mic shadow in DS9 season 4 episode 25?

You did see the part where I don't think DS9 can hold a candle to B5, yes?  I didn't waste my time with Star Trek after Gene died.  He was a crazy commie, but at least he kept it more-or-less under control.  Whoever took over after he died was just nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 10:08 AM (8y9MW)

170
178

The hell you say!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:09 AM (Qxdfp)

171 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:
http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn
(at about 26 seconds in).

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 10:11 AM (/Mtjv)

172
178

Aw hell, he answered you dude!
You're famous!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:12 AM (Qxdfp)

173 Nation Paralyzed As Students Refuse To Study! Unemployed Continue Not To Work! Drummers Drum!

Posted by: Headlines You Won't See at October 26, 2011 10:12 AM (FcR7P)

174

Let's reduce income inequality. 

I never understood this. Whenever I ask for an explanation as to why this is bad, I get a rephrasing of income inequality. "The rich get richer."

My response goes something like this: "I've noticed that people who are interested in English literature pursue English literature, get really smart in English literature, and amass degrees in English literature. The same is true when it comes to Russian literature. Now that I think about it, I could say the same thing about sports. My friend's sister got really good at gymnastics. You should see all the ribbons and medals and trophies she got for gymnastics. It's probably true for everything, isn't it?"

When they agree, I say, "So why does it have to be different when it comes to money?"

Posted by: FireHorse at October 26, 2011 10:12 AM (XFU/t)

175 151
YES! Also the scene from "The Score" where the computer hacker in the basement yells at his momma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2011 01:58 PM (UlUS4)


Wasn't there also something like that in the "Live Free or Die Hard" movie?

Seriously, someone needs to find where this kid lives and show the videos to his mom so she can take the appropriate action.......On YouTube, of course.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 01:59 PM (UK9cE)

Don't forget the hacker subplot from Transformers.  Though that involved a living room.  Still funny.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 26, 2011 10:12 AM (zgHLA)

176 That is a level of terminal nerdom.

That or his genitals rotted off at age 1 so he's had nothing to distract his thoughts about why V didn't get a good finale.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 02:08 PM (JEVge)



Seriously, the chemical imbalance in that kid's head is STAGGERING.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (UK9cE)

177 Yes, he did win a national Star Trek: TNG Collectible Card Game championship.

To be fair, that game sucked so hard that his competition probably wasn't that fierce.

(Yeah, I played a lot of CCGs back in the day. I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (bjRNS)

178

For progressives, this looked like it just might be the beginning of the uprising of the proletariat which Marx predicted. I think that's why so many of them came out in support of OWS early on.

But now it's apparent that it isn't anything of the kind.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (+rSRq)

179 They didn't know where this was heading? Towards violence, disorder, and riot?

Quite honestly they view these as positives, haven't you noticed?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (71LDo)

180
Ace hates to throw up posts with no content. But so what. Today is not a slow news day. Just post some news items.

Ace, in case you read this, you don't have to include a two-thousand word thesis for every post.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (sqkOB)

181 #151 His momma is Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2011 10:13 AM (UlUS4)

182 You can tell that guy lives in his moms basement.

OT:  We're so boned.  Democrats on the congressional supercommittee this week presented Republicans with a plan to cut the deficit that included billions of dollars in stimulus spending, aides told The Hill. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2011 10:14 AM (YeoDD)

183 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:
http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn
(at about 26 seconds in).

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:11 PM (/Mtjv)



Link FAIL

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:14 AM (UK9cE)

Posted by: An actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 10:14 AM (OlN4e)

185 The Dems are desperate, Ace.. they will attach themselves to anything in the hope it might turn out well for them.  What else they got?  Obambi's record?  Their congressional records?? Ha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 26, 2011 10:14 AM (f9c2L)

186
We're a simple folk here in the comment-bowels of AoS.

We don't need much to keep us happy. Just a topic and a thread to pee in.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2011 10:14 AM (sqkOB)

187 OT:  We're so boned.  Democrats on the congressional supercommittee this week presented Republicans with a plan to cut the deficit that included billions of dollars in stimulus spending, aides told The Hill. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2011 02:14 PM (YeoDD)



Didn't Debbie Whatsherfuck Schultz mention something about the definition of insanity the other day?
.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:15 AM (UK9cE)

188

 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:

 

Why help him?

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2011 10:15 AM (8zofi)

189 He's a "trekki". Some of the Sci-Fi folks here recognize it as Deep Space 9, a Star Trek spin off years ago.

The guy spends 6 minutes freaking out about a mic shadow.

It's too perfect.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 01:56 PM (Qxdfp)

The guy's a piker.  I only bitch about mic shadows in mid-series' episodes of old Star Trek franchises IN MY OWN HEAD.  I don't want people to think I'm CRAZY.  If you're going to complain out loud, it should be something like, "Dammit, Troi, 'danger' is not a 'feeling' you can sense, you silly Betazoid empath!  Danger is not an emotion!"

And DS9 was my favorite Star Trek...

*is nerdy*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 26, 2011 10:15 AM (4df7R)

190

And I thought I had lived long enough to have already experienced everything I ever wanted to see in live.   Until seeing this "guys" rant.   Now I want to see him actually wave his handcuffs around in the tear-gas filled Oakland air, and watch the hell that descends upon him.  I would pay money to witness what happens to him.

Posted by: bldrbc at October 26, 2011 10:16 AM (9r9xv)

191 He was a crazy commie, but at least he kept it more-or-less under control.  Whoever took over after he died was just nuts.

Gene Roddenberry was horrible as the guy in charge of Star Trek.  Star Trek: The Next Generation was a disaster under his tenure.  Once he croaked the show markedly improved.  Which is to say nothing of the motion pictures.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 26, 2011 10:16 AM (FkKjr)

192 Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:11 PM (/Mtjv)



Why don't you join you little buddy in his parents' basement, watch Star Trek for errors and diddle each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:16 AM (1Jaio)

193
JWF just found the dude on twitter.
Robert Todd Loewen.
Go check him out - it gets better.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:16 AM (Qxdfp)

194 "Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:

Why help him?"

Wow, I knew you guys were obtuse, but I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.

You truly don't see anything wrong with what the police did in that video?

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 10:17 AM (/Mtjv)

195   9 Those punks are terrorizing people in their cars. Assholes.

Posted by: mike at October 26, 2011 01:17 PM (Dpon7)

No different than driving through Oakland when these clowns are not present....

Posted by: the Butcher at October 26, 2011 10:18 AM (8g9qq)

Posted by: Lego Man Drummer Platoon at October 26, 2011 10:18 AM (EL+OC)

197 The comments on gay hipster's youtube video do not seen encouraging.

Posted by: An actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 02:14 PM (OlN4e)



My favorite:

Get off the internet....


Heheheheheh......

Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2011 10:18 AM (UK9cE)

198

And DS9 was my favorite Star Trek...

 

Lies -  the discussion is OVER!

Posted by: Lt. Commander Worf at October 26, 2011 10:18 AM (8zofi)

199 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:

Dammit, Youtube is blocked here.  And I had the Jergens all ready.

Posted by: toby928© likes a hippy beatdown at October 26, 2011 10:19 AM (GTbGH)

200
They're protesting fascio-capitalistic bullying.

Posted by: Steven Weber at October 26, 2011 10:19 AM (sqkOB)

201 Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:17 PM (/Mtjv)


No, now sod off you twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:19 AM (1Jaio)

202

You truly don't see anything wrong with what the police did in that video?

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:17 PM (/Mtjv)

Well, fuckstick. If they were abusing an animal or some innocent person I would be outraged. As it is, they are hammering a communist dirt bag who wants me to support his sorry ass. So take your pity and wipe your ass with it.

Posted by: An actual conservative who knows Mitt sux at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (OlN4e)

203 This is GOLD, Jerry!

Posted by: Kenny Bania at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (B0LGd)

204 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:
http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn
(at about 26 seconds in).

Thanks for the pr0n, hippie.

Maybe we should keep you around to entertain us.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (4CSeG)

205 See the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: toby928© likes a hippy beatdown at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (GTbGH)

206 Wow, I knew you guys were obtuse, but I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.

We have compassion when it comes to human distress. Feral rabid animals, not so much. Cockholster.

Posted by: Barbarian at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (EL+OC)

207 177 That is a level of terminal nerdom.

That or his genitals rotted off at age 1 so he's had nothing to distract his thoughts about why V didn't get a good finale.

He has also written a book about rail fanning.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (d6QMz)

208 Aw hell, he answered you dude!

I think I may have scared him off..

Posted by: wiserbud at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (3Okgs)

209

Wow, I knew you guys were obtuse, but I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:17 PM (/Mtjv)

Hmmm, the tone sounds familiar... "Ace, it's irresponsible to post things like this."

Could it be?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 26, 2011 10:20 AM (FkKjr)

210 Isn't there a dragon in Azeroth that need slaying? 

Posted by: KLH at October 26, 2011 10:21 AM (4+tm0)

211
I do two things.

Fight for eco-justice.
And make up words.

Posted by: Steven Weber at October 26, 2011 10:21 AM (sqkOB)

212 First person to collect all the pics and videos of hippie beat-downs and charge a fee will be a millionaire.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:21 AM (4CSeG)

213 Hey, that Youtube vigilante forgot to add:  "Resist we much, and we will much about that be committed!"

Posted by: the Butcher at October 26, 2011 10:21 AM (8g9qq)

214 By the way, Jason is the guy in the video linked above. He even mentioned AoSHQ in a reply in the comments.

Posted by: Kenny Bania at October 26, 2011 10:22 AM (B0LGd)

215
You people are thug-ocrats who thrive off the suffering of socio-proletariat.

Posted by: Steven Weber at October 26, 2011 10:22 AM (sqkOB)

216 Here is a picture at sfgate.com of the police officers splattered with paint during daylight hours-tear gas was used at a later time of day. http://tinyurl.com/3d2nr74 In that same series of photos you can see the protesters tearing down barricades- they aren't going to show you either of these things at MSNBC or CNN I bet.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 10:23 AM (rJVPU)

217
228 I was just gonna say...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:23 AM (Qxdfp)

218 "We have compassion when it comes to human distress. Feral rabid animals, not so much."

Where is your evidence that the injured person in the video was a feral rapid animal? You extrapolate from a few people throwing rocks in a crowd to the whole bunch, simply because you despise their politics. One thing is certain, you and your fellow morons care nothing for free speech or anything that the founders instituted that made this country great. Yay, police beatdowns for political opponents! You are brothers with the fucking Stasi.
 

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 10:23 AM (/Mtjv)

219

I see something they did wrong in that video, young Jason.

They didn't fire enough tear gas or flash bangs or whatever it was.

 

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 10:23 AM (1cx/R)

220 OT:  We're so boned.  Democrats on the congressional supercommittee this week presented Republicans with a plan to cut the deficit that included billions of dollars in stimulus spending, aides told The Hill. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2011 02:14 PM (YeoDD)


The piece also says that the Rs on the committee said no to the plan.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (d6QMz)

221
Zionistic money-o-philes.

Posted by: Steven Weber at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (sqkOB)

222 You did see the part where I don't think DS9 can hold a candle to B5, yes?  I didn't waste my time with Star Trek after Gene died.  He was a crazy commie, but at least he kept it more-or-less under control.  Whoever took over after he died was just nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 26, 2011 02:08 PM (8y9MW)

B5, after season one, kicked Star Trek's ass like whoa.  What I wouldn't give for a John Sheridan-type to be running against Obama...

These OWS proTEATers need a G'kar moment.

Narn: The Book of G'Kar is holy. If it was written under the direct inspiration of the universe itself as everyone believes it to be, then the whole of it must be true. How then can you go against it?

G'Kar: Well, if the book is holy and I am holy, then I must help you become closer to the thoughts of the universe. Put your face in the book.

*The Narn hesitates*

G'Kar: The first thing we are taught is that while outsiders cannot be trusted, we can always trust a fellow Narn, yes? This is your point, is it not? (the Narn nods) Good. Then put your face in the book.

*Narn leans over and puts his face in the book*

G'Kar: *slams book shut on Narn's head*

Ta'Lon: There's lesson number one.

Only the OWS proTEATer's book would be The Communist Manifesto, and it wouldn't be so much slamming their face in a book as it would be them getting raped by the person holding it.

*turns off geek speak*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (4df7R)

223 Jason I actually followed your link-it didn't work.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (rJVPU)

224 181 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:
http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn
(at about 26 seconds in).

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:11 PM (/Mtjv)

Do you really expect to garner sympathy for this scum here?  If so, maybe you've been whomped with a batton yourself too many times.  I do give you credit for playing your script well though.  These lice infested maggots have been itching for a fight.  They've said so.  They know that once the head-knocking begins, they can run to the media and cry Kent State...just as we see you doing now.

Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (sFD5n)

225 Just out of curiousity, how many here have actually suffered a police beatdown?  I have, and learned a valuable lesson.  To whit:  Do not suggest, loudly and belligerently, that the policeman who just cuffed your hands behind your back is overly and inappropriately fond of his mother.

Posted by: toby928© likes a hippy beatdown at October 26, 2011 10:24 AM (GTbGH)

226
Jason,

going my way?

Posted by: Steven Weber at October 26, 2011 10:25 AM (sqkOB)

227 you and your fellow morons care nothing for free speech or anything that the founders instituted that made this country great.

Their free speech ends where mine begins. Now, go back to diddling your step mom.

Posted by: Barbarian at October 26, 2011 10:26 AM (EL+OC)

228 Jason, please keep your cool. Your mom hears you ranting, she'll take away your Ventrilo and WoW privileges for a week.

You think you're mad now...

Posted by: Get Thee to a Kumquattery at October 26, 2011 10:26 AM (B0LGd)

229

You people are thug-ocrats who thrive off the suffering of socio-proletariat.

Welcome to my recently acquired hobby of making up hyphenato-polysyllabic words.

(It's quite a pleasuro-amusementist way to pass the time.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 26, 2011 10:26 AM (XFU/t)

230 poor jason.....he obviously was raised by losers

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at October 26, 2011 10:26 AM (s+J9D)

231

Wow, I knew you guys were obtuse, but I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:17 PM (/Mtjv)

 

You never played Roman Candle Tag (and employed the M-80 Grenades) as a kid, did you?

Quit yer sniveling and man up.  They called down the thunder. 

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2011 10:27 AM (8zofi)

232 You are brothers with the fucking Stasi.
 

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:23 PM (/Mtjv)


Yes, and your point is?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:27 AM (1Jaio)

233 Well, that changes everything. Better be nice to him, Morons and Moronettes.....he has handcuffs, and he knows how to use them.

Jason... call me. ;-)

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 26, 2011 10:28 AM (PLvLS)

234

Posted by: FireHorse at October 26, 2011 02:26 PM (XFU/t)

 

Up Twinkles

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2011 10:28 AM (8zofi)

235 Should be a real happening scene outside the conventions next summer

Posted by: Jones at October 26, 2011 10:28 AM (8sCoq)

236
I think "Jason" actually has his own apartment judging by his video of his (I would assume old) apartment balcony in SoCal of last year's hail storms.

If he were living at home his Mom would probably at least change his sheets.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:29 AM (Qxdfp)

237 You truly don't see anything wrong with what the police did in that video?

Yeah, they missed.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 26, 2011 10:29 AM (PLvLS)

238

By the way, Jason is the guy in the video linked above. He even mentioned AoSHQ in a reply in the comments.

Well, that changes everything. Better be nice to him, Morons and Moronettes.....he has handcuffs, and he knows how to use them.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 26, 2011 02:24 PM (OWjjx)

No kidding?  For real?  Dayum. 

Hey Jason.  Sorry if I offended you, dude.  Uh, don't use those pink handcuffs on me...

Ace!  Protect us!!! 

Posted by: Havedash at October 26, 2011 10:29 AM (sFD5n)

239 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit

Glad to see another member of the Anla-shok.

Posted by: EC at October 26, 2011 10:29 AM (GQ8sn)

240

248 You are brothers with the fucking Stasi.
 

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:23 PM (/Mtjv)

Oh, that's precious.  He doesn't want to use the hackneyed old "Nazi" or "KGB" reference, so he decides to go for "Stasi" instead to sound... what?  Educated?  Cultured?

Fool.

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 26, 2011 10:31 AM (4df7R)

241 162 135 "DS9 is Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The show that aspired to the awesomeness of Babylon 5." You mean the show that, when ordered, put on a black dog collar, thigh length black leather boots, and black velvet opera length gloves, and nothing else, and spent her whole day obeying Babylon 5, don't you? Posted by: B5 fan that really needs to seek out a little balance in his life at October 26, 2011 02:03 PM (FMUMi) Whoa. For a second there I thought you were talking about Ivanova. (Yes, I'm quite pale and geeky, thank you very much.)

Posted by: Vote Cthulhu/joncelli 2012 at October 26, 2011 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

242 If he were living at home his Mom would probably at least change his sheets.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 02:29 PM (Qxdfp)


Changing sheets is tactic of the fascist police state. Jason refuses to give up his constitutional rights to sleep on his own dirty sheets every night no matter what his Gestapo loving mom says

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:31 AM (1Jaio)

243 Just out of curiousity, how many here have actually suffered a police beatdown?  I have, and learned a valuable lesson.

Tempe police beat the living shit out of me during a bar fight at Tilly's Cantina when the Suns and Lakers were in the NBA Championship back in the 90's.
Beat me, cuffed me then pepper sprayed me.

That's worth a semester in college right there. They were in the right.
Tequila was in the wrong.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:32 AM (4CSeG)

244 I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.
Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:17 PM (/Mtjv)

I couldn't pass up the opportunity to sell my basic human decency ("BHD") for a substantial profit financed by a wrap around mortgage at a very attractive rate.  Plus I got options on the souls of OWS protesters to be named later.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 26, 2011 10:32 AM (Hx5uv)

245

Up Twinkles

Magno-gratitudinals!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 26, 2011 10:32 AM (XFU/t)

246

Changing sheets is tactic of the fascist police state. Jason refuses to give up his constitutional rights to sleep on his own dirty sheets every night no matter what his Gestapo loving mom says

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 02:31 PM (1Jaio)

No wonder he sympathizes with the filthy hippies who wallow in their own filth and call it "protest."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 26, 2011 10:33 AM (4df7R)

247 6 "You Will Suffer a Wrath More Hellacious Than Satan Himself"

You'll have to watch  in a wet T-shirt contest?

Posted by: Book Geek at October 26, 2011 01:16 PM (OXV70)

----------------------------------------------------------

Nor does he own a copy of her secret sex tape with Ted Kennedy made in the Clinton Era.

Posted by: befuddled at October 26, 2011 10:33 AM (xJU23)

248 Well that was my best internet reading lunch break ever.   Awesome.  Thanks for the hilarious rant, handcuff-boy.   Thanks for posting Ace.   Now unlike handcuff-geek-boy, I am back to work building things and  "Bringing a wrath more hellacious than satan himself"  to some lumber.  

Posted by: bldrbc at October 26, 2011 10:34 AM (9r9xv)

249 Bring in the scoops.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 26, 2011 10:34 AM (CGxxU)

250 Were you pounding Cabo Wabo?

tres generationes.

It was before Sammy got in the business.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:34 AM (4CSeG)

251 181 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him:
http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn
(at about 26 seconds in).

Posted by: Jason

Who cares.  They deserve what they get.  Yeah, I'm sympathetic like that.

Posted by: mpfs, Not Sympathetic TPT at October 26, 2011 10:35 AM (iYbLN)

252 68 You will be knocked unconscious and inserted face up into a toilet. At Arby's. Tell me that wouldn't be worse than hell. That's like camping out under Air Force One. - That's some funny stuff right there.

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist Mastermind at October 26, 2011 10:35 AM (TJu3U)

253 Bring in the scoops.

Nice.  Soylent Green is Hippys!

Posted by: that guy that compliments other's obscure cultural references at October 26, 2011 10:35 AM (GTbGH)

254 Jason,

please post pictures of your paycheck stub from your job.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:36 AM (4CSeG)

255 As "Warlock" would say, "It's not a basement, it's a COMMAND CENTER!"

Posted by: Kansas Gman at October 26, 2011 10:36 AM (u4a/I)

256 181 Here's a video of the OPD throwing a flashbang at an injured protestor and some people trying to help him: http://tinyurl.com/6g5cxhn (at about 26 seconds in). Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:11 PM (/Mtjv) Fap fap fap fap fap fapfap... (And a big welcome to Den Beste.)

Posted by: Vote Cthulhu/joncelli 2012 at October 26, 2011 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

257

Tequila was in the wrong.

Words to live by. 

Posted by: alexthechick who is not at all familiar with tequila making clothes fall off no not at all at October 26, 2011 10:38 AM (VtjlW)

258 You are brothers with the fucking Stasi.
 

Posted by: Jason at October 26, 2011 02:23 PM (/Mtjv)

Since David Duke, CPUSA, the Iranian Basij and other lovelies have come out in support and have sent in their comrades in arms to support you, I do believe it is you, comrade, that is with the fucking Stasi.

Posted by: Derak at October 26, 2011 10:38 AM (8tAhu)

259 Video dude lives in SoCal. Oakland PD can relax. He and his pair of handcuffs are far away,but someone has sent his info to them, according to his twitter.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 26, 2011 10:38 AM (1cx/R)

260 261 I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.
Posted by: Jason

Hey now, I resemble that remark.  We have some decency here at the HQ.  At the very least we would use lube before we sodomize you with a stick.

Posted by: mpfs, Not Sympathetic TPT at October 26, 2011 10:39 AM (iYbLN)

261 It is only because I lack basic human dignity that I think that this video of a dog Halloween costume is funny rather than a capitolo-fascist outrage.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 26, 2011 10:40 AM (Hx5uv)

262 Yeah, I did, too. Even called the Oakland PD, myself.

Posted by: Get Thee to a Kumquattery at October 26, 2011 10:40 AM (B0LGd)

263 279
Now that right there is funny.

Posted by: mpfs, Not Sympathetic TPT at October 26, 2011 10:40 AM (iYbLN)

264
278
If by lube you mean bees wax and crushed glass, then yes, we use lube.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 26, 2011 10:42 AM (Qxdfp)

265 A staunch Paul supporter told me the likes of Ayers are infiltrating OWS to undermine it and divide America..or something. The conspiracy theory is that communists are making OWS look communist when it really isn't and he thinks the Tea Party/OWS are really the same.

I tried explaining otherwise, but he won't hear it.. :sighs:

Posted by: Willy at October 26, 2011 10:44 AM (9e823)

266 My fav comment from Youtube (sorry Wiserbud, yours were good, but this was better)...

You attempting to "arrest" a police officer would be worth the price of admission. I could listen to the sound of you being tasered all day long, you ridiculous pussy. - PhilElmoreDotCom

Seriously guys; how much would you pay to see this guy trying to "arrest" the Oakland PD?

Posted by: gekkobear at October 26, 2011 10:47 AM (jWCyT)

267

"We," said my radical young neighbor, smashing my window,

"speak the essential conscience of mankind."

"If it comes to no more than small breakage," I said, "speak away.

But tell me, isn't smashing some fun for its own sake."

"We will not be dismissed as frivolous," he said,

grabbing my crowbar and starting to climb the roof.

"You are seriously taken," I said, raising my shotgun.

"Please weigh seriously how close the range is."

"Fascist!" he said, climbing down. "Or are you a liberal

trying to fake me with no shells in that thing?"

"I'm a lamb at windows, a lion at roofs," I told him.

"You'll more or less have to guess for yourself what's loaded

until you decide to call what may be a bluff.

Meanwhile, you are also my neighbor's son:

If you'll drop that crowbar and help me pick up this glass,

I could squeeze a ham-on-rye from my tax structure,

and coffee to wash it down while we sit and talk

about my need of windows and yours to smash them."

"Not with a lumpen-liberal pseudo-fascist!"

he sneered, and jumped the fence to his own yard.

There's this about essential consciences:

given young legs, they have no trouble at fences.

-John Ciardi

Posted by: MWTexas at October 26, 2011 10:47 AM (N05oL)

268 Wait, Jason is actually posting here? Shame he didn't get firehosed. They just used the lame rubber bullets. Dirty stinky people who break the law and violate the curfew set in the park are crying that they are being forced to obey the law. My eyes just well with tears. These idiots act like they are on par with the geniune brutality leveled at people like my fiancee's dad in the deep south during the civil rights era. Hippies should be drilled, a la South Park.

Posted by: CAC at October 26, 2011 10:47 AM (JEVge)

269 204
JWF just found the dude on twitter.
Robert Todd Loewen.
Go check him out - it gets better.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo

I saw the tank top picture with the hardhat.  He is either a wanna be Village People guy or a Doozer from the old Fraggle Rock show on HBO.   LOSER!

Posted by: mpfs, LMAO at October 26, 2011 10:50 AM (iYbLN)

270



Hippies should be drilled

We're working on it.

Posted by: #OWSRapist at October 26, 2011 10:50 AM (8zofi)

271 Laugh at this guy all you want but he's got a World of Warcraft help video on his youtube page. If that doesn't say badass nothing does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2011 10:50 AM (1Jaio)

272 Notice how his nostrils flair wickedly when he is angry?  That's pure man right there.

Posted by: mpfs, LMAO at October 26, 2011 10:51 AM (iYbLN)

273 This kid is odd. As mentioned by Glenn Beck, there is a Star Trek related video that he made. It's the most random strange thing I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pokesomi#p/u/10/9EvmK7wUiPE

Posted by: Trench Report at October 26, 2011 10:52 AM (n1YFn)

274 OWS is creating jobs.

I am fapping so much to the pics of gassed commies that I'm gonna have to hire someone to help out around the house.

Posted by: sifty is on the Perry train at October 26, 2011 10:53 AM (4CSeG)

275 He has the crazy eyes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 26, 2011 10:53 AM (1+nhX)

276 we say we want a revoluuutiooooon, but you knoooow
we don't want to muss our hair..

Posted by: ows stinky commies at October 26, 2011 10:55 AM (4CSeG)

277

One of my lefty friends actually said that it's ok for trash cans and newspaper boxes to get dumped over 'as long as it wasn't hurting anyone'.  She has no concept of private property rights.  So, I think they know that violence is a viable option for them. 

They also don't get that if they keep asking for "revolution", they may get it. 

Posted by: Hidajunshin at October 26, 2011 10:59 AM (MVVJU)

278 Wow, I knew you guys were obtuse, but I didn't think that you lacked basic human decency.

I guess I don't, cuz I really didn't care seeing dead muslims in the streets of Cairo and Tripoli because I knew it was a bullshit movement. Seeing what our education system has wrought with these over privileged little communist fucks, I think a little dose of physical reality is what they need. I'm still hoping and praying the authorities in Greece start opening up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 26, 2011 11:09 AM (d+oj5)

279 What I wouldn't give for a John Sheridan-type to be running against Obama...

Charismatic tyrant duel - no thanks.

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2011 11:19 AM (NiR5U)

280

NAME: Robert Todd "Schitzo" Loewen

azjeff1971 4 minutes ago

Mr. Hipster beard makes the classic mistake of issuing demands from a poor negotiating position.

Here's a tip: Remove the pink fur from the handcuffs before you arrest the cops. You want to be taken seriously don't you?

entropym 5 minutes ago

SO you live at 186 W. Santa Ana Ave., Clovis, CA 93612-3729?

or at

645 E. Champlain Dr., Apt 140, Fresno, Ca 93730? And your phone is 559-433-9375?

Expect me. I promise, the BEHEADING will be swift and painless.

azjeff1971 6 minutes ago

Posted by: Vergeltung at October 26, 2011 11:20 AM (jttPx)

281 Hidajunshin, #295:

"One of my lefty friends actually said that it's ok for trash cans and newspaper boxes to get dumped over 'as long as it wasn't hurting anyone'.  She has no concept of private property rights."

Right, and not just of property rights: They think that they have the right for someone else to work for them for free.  It's what their economic platform, such as it is, boils down to, so why not make a mess and let someone who cares clean it up?

Posted by: JPS at October 26, 2011 11:22 AM (EOIES)

282 re. flashbangs

I was in NW Indiana for the 4th this year.  Them Hoosiers is kwazy peepuls.  We set off 8 boxes of those 30$ a pop 500 grain shows in the cul-de-sac at once.  One guy was walking back from a set with another in his hand and it lit, scattered the crowd and blew a hole in his grass.  He's a police sergeant.

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2011 11:23 AM (NiR5U)

283 Go ahead and laugh, morons.  He gets exactly the same number of votes that each of you get.

Posted by: Tacitus at October 26, 2011 11:47 AM (Xv7f/)

284 I think the Oakland cops should've just stood around watching while the mob burned the place down (while helping themselves to electronics and sneakers), just like the rioters did in London a few months ago.

Posted by: A Bleeding Heart Lib at October 26, 2011 11:48 AM (VKRmb)

285

Unfortunately there will come a time in the near future when these disaffected useful idiots and assorted n'erdowell freaks will join forces with the street rats who are presently preying on them, and turn their collective bile lose on everyday, law abiding citizens.

Throw in some union thugs and some out of work workers who are just angry (probably with good reason, but with no good direction), some down and out veterans who could care less about their oath (because they too are angry and rudderless now, as well as bored), and some nice racial/ethnic/religious tension brought into play by certain groups, and yes, you have exactly what the Democrats want (and sadly some Republicans too) as they could care less about the country and are all about their own personal gain.

People will be willing to hand over all of their freedoms to keep the zombie barbarians at bay, and maybe just possibly get a little employment, a little bread money, a little respect.

It's been done before in exactly the same way, and that's how these things usually worked out.  Doubtful this time will be any different, unless the country gets really lucky.

Posted by: you know at October 26, 2011 11:59 AM (yN6cl)

286 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2011 12:59 PM (fyOgS)

287 301 Go ahead and laugh, morons.  He gets exactly the same number of votes that each of you get.

Posted by: Tacitus at October 26, 2011 03:47 PM (Xv7f/)


For now maybe, but in most districts you can't vote after being sent to jail for assaulting (or even threatening) a police officer.  So I'm guessing soon I'll have more votes than him.

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