September 02, 2011

Your New 330 Million Strong "Federal Family"
— Ace

Interesting points at Instapundit, with a concluding quote from F.A. Hayek.

Posted by: Ace at 12:34 PM | Comments (70)
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1 SCoaMF?

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:35 PM (1Nzoh)

2 1 Obama.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:35 PM (1Nzoh)

3 Why is Obama such a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:36 PM (1Nzoh)

4 ac is a loser suck it ace!!!!!!!!11!1!111

Posted by: ace is a loser at September 02, 2011 12:36 PM (VPRy5)

5 As long as Woody Allen isn't my step-federal-father...

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2011 12:37 PM (FcR7P)

6 How does one go about disowning siblings?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:37 PM (OK/vv)

7 A "Federal Family" sort of goes with the "nanny state" meme.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2011 12:37 PM (i3+c5)

8
Neil Cavuto caught this new meme.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 02, 2011 12:38 PM (sqkOB)

9 o/t but someone is gonna get sued for this

Slavery: The game
http://tinyurl.com/3m4hbj7

Posted by: The Dude at September 02, 2011 12:38 PM (M8yfa)

10 Obama's Federal Family--keeping the fun in dysfunctional!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2011 12:38 PM (i3+c5)

11 We are family.Comeon everybody and see.We are family,drownin in our deficeet.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:39 PM (1Nzoh)

12 My actual family hates me. I give me new federal family three days before they do too. 

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at September 02, 2011 12:40 PM (Z11Jt)

13 If the Fed is our 'family,' can we call Child Services and have Obama arrested for abuse?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2011 12:40 PM (s1vtf)

14 In Soviet America, Obama clusterfuck you!

Posted by: mugiwara at September 02, 2011 12:42 PM (KI/Ch)

15 I gotch your family right here

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 12:43 PM (YUwuZ)

16 There goes the debt ceiling again: ZeroHedge: Deja Vu All Over Again: Total US Debt Passes Debt Ceiling... In Under One Month Since Extension http://tinyurl.com/3as2kaa Time to take away the checkbook...

Posted by: UGrev at September 02, 2011 12:43 PM (yBuLL)

17 Welcome to the Family... its the Chicago way....

Posted by: Guido Nunzio, Community Organizer Enforcment Division, SEIU at September 02, 2011 12:43 PM (NtXW4)

18 Let my people go

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 12:44 PM (YUwuZ)

19 Well, the federal government does seem to view the populace as a bunch of children that need to have every aspect of their lives scrutinized and managed...

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 12:44 PM (SY2Kh)

20 Please Daddy Øbama , can I haz the keys to the car so's I can drive it out of the ditch?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2011 12:45 PM (i3+c5)

21 Led by our crazy uncle.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 02, 2011 12:45 PM (1fB+3)

22 When they say the word 'family', think of it in terms of Cosa Nostra.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 12:45 PM (0N5pL)

23 Consider this a divorce.

Posted by: Rick Perry at September 02, 2011 12:46 PM (GTbGH)

24 Federal Family? With Obama as the Boss, the likes of Holder as Underboss, and countless Capos reigning terror on the business community?

Yeah, I'd say the term fits like a glove brass knuckles. Keep stepping on your dicks, you Newspeakers.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 02, 2011 12:46 PM (r4t7/)

25 When do we get to secede? This is a dysfunctional and abusive relationship.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 02, 2011 12:47 PM (0M3AQ)

26

You can take this both ways, I guess.   If the federal government really were like a family -- my family, say -- it would have demanded that I do well in school or else taken away privileges; it would have cut me off from "federal" funds when I got out of college and demanded that I get a job; it would have hectored me throughout my twenties and early 30s to get a better job and make more money; it would have told me that I was a loser if I didn't get married and would have stigmatized and ostracized me if I had children out of wedlock; it would have demanded that I go to church; it would have expected me to give to private charity but to expect and take none in return; it would have cared a lot less about political correctness and a lot more about appropriate, old-fashioned, gentlemanly behavior.   In other words, it would be a whole lot more "judgmental," and a whole lot less of a source of unlimited funds, because my "federal family" would have long since taught me that money doesn't grow on fucking trees.

I'm just sayin'.

Obama '12:  If We're All A Family, Can We Kick Our Idiot Brother Out Now?

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 02, 2011 12:47 PM (qHCyt)

27 Divorce might even be the wrong term.

I want an annulment.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (sOXQX)

28 @ 27, well played sir

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (YUwuZ)

29 May I be excused from the table?

Posted by: fluffy, black sheep at September 02, 2011 12:49 PM (4Kl5M)

30 Psychiatrists across America attribute problems with "Our Federal Family" to an increase in billing hours. Thanks "Our Federal Family".

Posted by: Chicago Voter at September 02, 2011 12:49 PM (Pir3k)

31 May I be excused from the table?

Finish your peas.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2011 12:50 PM (GTbGH)

32 Wanna run away?

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (OhYCU)

33 Regular Guy

Just beautiful, man.  Beautiful.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (qiOph)

34 PS - Sounds like we were raised pretty similarly.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (qiOph)

35 From the debt article at ZH

Yep - the total debt is again over the ceiling, which means the US debt increased by $400 billion in one month.

$400 billion.

One Month.

Let that sink in for a bit.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (sOXQX)

36 Obama is your daddy

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 12:53 PM (OhYCU)

37 33 May I be excused from the table?

Finish your peas arugala.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2011 04:50 PM (GTbGH)

FIFY

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2011 12:53 PM (NCw5u)

38 And note that's not spending, that's debt accumulation.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2011 12:53 PM (sOXQX)

39 There goes the debt ceiling again:
ZeroHedge: Deja Vu All Over Again: Total US Debt Passes Debt Ceiling... In Under One Month Since Extension

Total debt is over the ceiling but the portion of debt that's subject to the ceiling isn't. Give it another couple of weeks.

Posted by: Heorot at September 02, 2011 12:55 PM (Nq/UF)

40 A "federal family" seems akin to Hillary's "it takes a village" mindset.  It's a different singer but still the same old song from the left.

Posted by: Desert Gardens at September 02, 2011 12:55 PM (zhoBT)

41 sure a family member can hit you up for a loan constantly but you dont have to give one. However the Feds can ask for more money and find a legal way to take it.

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (h+qn8)

42 and they DO

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (h+qn8)

43 Liberals stole the term liberal from free marketers to cloak themselves before.

They stole the term investment for wasteful spending when spending was no longer trendy

Now they are trying to steal family. Of course, with what they have already done to family values, this might not be the wisest thing to do.


Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (z1N6a)

44 can we choose our own family members from now on?

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 12:57 PM (h+qn8)

45 "It takes 330M to raise a child."

Posted by: fb at September 02, 2011 12:57 PM (JVEmw)

46

Wait a doggone minute.  My adoption isn't final until I hear the Supremes sing.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (QUUOj)

47

 

crap christmas is going to be a bitch this year.

Posted by: kj at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (Pzadr)

48 Obama's version of the Manson Family

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (OhYCU)

49 Can I borrow a million bucks? I'll pay you back.

Posted by: fb at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (JVEmw)

50 Can I borrow a million bucks? I'll pay you back.
Absolutely! Don't worry about paying back, just give me a minute to fire up the printer.

Posted by: Heorot at September 02, 2011 01:00 PM (Nq/UF)

51 Is it time for the Airing of Grievances?

Posted by: toby928™ at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (GTbGH)

52 Uh oh, toilet's broken.
I'll just let dad fix it.

Posted by: fb at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (JVEmw)

53 sings "come see about me " supremes

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (h+qn8)

54 toby yes. i never got my free skittles, nor anything else, however I am told i will get a big tax increase this year.

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (h+qn8)

55 So 400 Billion in one month.  That's roughly 13 billion per day.  About 550 million per hour.  And more than 9 million per minute.  So, what we're saying here is that, over time, this will start to add up to real money. 

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 01:05 PM (YUwuZ)

56 Oh, and by the way- if your neighbors illegally enter your house, you're not allowed to force them out until they hurt somebody.  Then, maybe, we'll consider it.

Posted by: Your Federal Family at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (SY2Kh)

57 If we are all part of a 'Federal Family' then can I start disciplining every little welfare rat causing trouble in my neighborhood?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (ijjAe)

58 Well, 52%,

I know you don't really want to admit this but you really f**cked up. I hope that much is clear.

Now, don't go sulking. All we're really asking for you to do is refrain from voting for the next decade or so. We'd like you to use the time you would have normally spent thinking about voting to be used for reading.

You're going to start with Basic Economics and work your way through the Federalist Papers before moving on to advanced concepts like "taxation does not lead to prosperity," and "dependency upon the Federal government is bad for children and other living things." Maybe you'll have enough time to study "the world is full of bad people who want to hurt us and take our shit" or "creating a law for every circumstance does not make for a safer society."

Put down the laptop, turn off the TV, and get to the library.

Oh, and Althouse, an apology wouldn't kill ya.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (s1vtf)

59 My Federal Family has been touching me in my bad place.

Posted by: David Gillies at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (OLivq)

60 "It takes 330M to raise a child."

I takes PARENTS to raise a child. You know the class of people the government actively discriminates against and provides every incentive for people to have no part of. Not to mention the crusade by academia and media to destroy parental roles since the 1920s.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (ijjAe)

61 We'd like you to use the time you would have normally spent thinking about voting to be used for reading.

You seriously expect them to spend a whole two minutes reading? Put it in a 30 second commercial and maybe they'll pay attention all the way to the end.

Posted by: Heorot at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (Nq/UF)

62 We approve of Don Obama's governing and management styles.

Posted by: La Cosa Nostra at September 02, 2011 01:38 PM (f8XyF)

63 They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky

They're all together ooky, the Federal Family

Their house is a museum, when people come to see-em

They really are a scre-um the Federal Family

(spoken: Neat, sweet, petit!)

So get a witch's shawl on, a broomstick you can crawl on

We're going to make a call on the Federal Family


Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

64 Why do I keep getting the feeling that the only thing my "federal family" is thinking about is incest

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (e8kgV)

65 @41. The statutory debt limit IS the debt ceiling (definition: http://tinyurl.com/3cuoq9b).

Posted by: UGrev at September 02, 2011 02:01 PM (862vz)

66 Destroy your family to join their crap hope family. No thinks, I long lost the love for the knuckle draggers.

Posted by: tarpon at September 02, 2011 02:27 PM (MoWf3)

67 I know what kind of "family" that is: The kind where 57 ungrateful cousins leech off of your paycheck and then tell you how to do your job.

Posted by: Socratease at September 02, 2011 05:10 PM (AsMfB)

68 50 Obama's version of the Manson Family

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 04:58 PM (OhYCU)


Yup. Helter Skelter new national anthem.

Charles Manson is a blue collar like Bill Ayers.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 02, 2011 06:08 PM (fN5G3)

69 Oops, should be
Charles Manson is a blue collar Bill Ayers.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 02, 2011 06:10 PM (fN5G3)

70 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: Unmeasured Strength AudioBook at September 02, 2011 06:34 PM (5VWTg)

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