August 15, 2012

22 Days Until Obama Can No Longer Replace Joey Bidez
— Ace

Now, I'm sure he can find some helpful judges who would order the ballots changed in some states... but I can see a lot of judges, in a lot of states, telling them "You had three and a half years to get this sorted out, champ."

So, in practical terms, he's got three weeks and a day.

"As a sitting president and vice president, Obama and Biden are both considered the Democrats' presumptive nominees and will not be the official nominees until after Charlotte," a lawyer familiar with the party nominating process tells me. "Each party has to file paperwork with each state once the candidates become official nominees. So it's still quite possible for Obama to drop Biden and replace him with someone else and pay no consequences with listing on ballots."

Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick...

What do you guys think? Would it make a difference?


Who could the Democrats bring in to help the ticket? I can only think of Hillary Clinton and Andrew Cuomo.

I wish I could think of a reason that both would decline. People claim that Hillary isn't interested in joining Obama's failing bid for re-election. Well, serving as VP for four years is better than serving for eight. And of course if she somehow managed to help Obama win, she'd be the automatic nominee in 2016.

Now, people say "But she'd be that anyway..." But no, no she wouldn't be, not if Andrew Cuomo took the deal, and helped Obama win. Then he becomes the automatic nominee for 2016.

So, actually, both have an incentive to take the deal, if only to position themselves against the other.

I wish I didn't see it that way, but I do.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM | Comments (433)
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1 Andi Cuomo is smart... he's looking to 2020 vs. Paul Ryan

Hillary will say yes only if Barry retires early...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 15, 2012 05:14 PM (8BaAK)

2 What is going on? Frist?

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 15, 2012 05:15 PM (MrM2k)

3 Hillary could become president earlier because she would be all in for impeachment of the JEF, and she can actually make a decent imitation of a sentient being, unlike Joey B.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 15, 2012 05:16 PM (qs9G3)

4 Well Hillary might have an interest in being VP.  If the Obama campaign, Bill Clinton, and Carville have kept the polling data from her.

At this point it might be better for her to say with regret she has to stay on as Secretary of State.  That foreign affairs are at too critical a junction, Syria and such, to risk State being leaderless right now.

When Obama is as toasty as those corn stalks he posed before in Iowa after his defeat to Romney.  Then Hillary and Bill can start rebuilding the Democrat label for her run in 2016.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 05:16 PM (V2inB)

5

I don't see either one of them hitching their wagon to the Obama 'Star'...

 

Theres an economic train wreck waiting for whoever is President next term... and Obama will make it worse, not better.... so would YOU want to go down in history as the VP of the guy who Destroyed American Economic and Military Power for a Generation?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2012 05:16 PM (lZBBB)

6 Something

Posted by: Minuteman at August 15, 2012 05:16 PM (qs9G3)

7 Where are the other comments

Posted by: Minuteman at August 15, 2012 05:17 PM (qs9G3)

8 Would Hillary get the PUMAS to vote for JEF? I don't know.

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 05:17 PM (ArCUN)

9

Tap tap. does this mic work?

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 05:18 PM (ArCUN)

10 That senator from Texas, KBH has an opening in her schedule.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 15, 2012 05:33 PM (9HhTH)

11 If Joe resigned four weeks from now, I assume the 25th amendment applies. Obama nominates VP who is confirmed by simple majority of both Houses. So irrespective of what it says on the ballots, I would think that it wouldn't matter... ?

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 05:33 PM (5H6zj)

12 I don't see either of them taking it.

If Obama wins, his second term will look like Bush's second term. It would effectively poison the VP.

Imagine if Cheney had stepped down in 2004 and McCain had become VP in 2004. Does anyone think that would have given him a better chance in 2008?

Posted by: Ben at August 15, 2012 05:34 PM (XDHBy)

13 Joey Plugz stays.

Bark's subconcious cannot bear to not have an excuse if he goes down...

which is part of why he chose Plugz in the first place.

Bark likes white goofballs around as comic relief....

Hillary would have him back to doing softy gay porn like in his 20s....

"nerves" not "laughs"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 05:34 PM (LRFds)

14 As for the question: I think the bloom is off of Hillary's rose, as it were. And Cuomo... does he help with the states that matter?

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 05:34 PM (5H6zj)

15 He should pick Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 15, 2012 05:34 PM (/YJYi)

16 If he does it, itÂ’ll be a total sign of desperation. And complete vindication for the argument that Biden is a fucking moron. I donÂ’t think Cuomo would add much of a boost since most liberals outside of New York have no idea who he is (heÂ’s not a red meat bomb thrower). Clinton would put the whole HISTORY!!!!!FIRST!!!! aspect back into the campaign, which is what I think carried Obama to victory in the first place. People like being part of something historic, even if itÂ’s a stuttering clusterfuck that ends in miserable failure. I donÂ’t think heÂ’ll dump Biden, though. Joe and Barack are perfect for each other in the sense that theyÂ’re both narcissistic assholes who think theyÂ’re prettier and smarter than everyone else.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 15, 2012 05:35 PM (GXFWC)

17 You could make a post devoted to Democrats trying to spin Biden being replaced with whomever. "He wants to spend more time with your family, I mean, his family."

Posted by: eman at August 15, 2012 05:35 PM (u3Rkr)

18 >>8 Would Hillary get the PUMAS to vote for JEF? I don't know. I'm guessing they're drooling over Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 05:35 PM (5H6zj)

19 I think Rudy and Palin took this option off the table in the last two days. Now Biden can't be dropped without appearing to give credence to Rudy's charges of mental frailty and Palin's suggestion that Hillary is the one.

Posted by: xkaydet65 at August 15, 2012 05:35 PM (hnsU/)

20 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (6o4Fb)

21 OK, here's an idea: George Clooney. Seriously, the dummies would go for it.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (5H6zj)

22 Fie a dup, weddy to go!

Posted by: Bawney "Cockwallet" Fwank at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (eNURf)

23 At this point it might be better for her to say with regret she has to stay on as Secretary of State.

Hillary can always claim she has to wash her hair.  Everyone would believe it.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (6TB1Z)

24 Barky's kill list...Sloe Joe keep your head low.

Posted by: sTevo at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (VMcEw)

25 In the same vein as Y-Not, Obama could simply announce that since his running mate has stepped down, So-and-So will be his nominee to be Vice President once he is elected to a second term.

Posted by: Alex at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (oL8vk)

26 I assumed it would happen because I've seen comedians who wouldn't come close to touching Obama with a quip take aim at Biden. I figured their base knew it would happen so they were setting it up. 

Posted by: Anony at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (qiXMt)

27 No one wants it because no Democrat with any brains wants to be stuck on a loser ticket. I think they all sense that it would end their political career.

Posted by: Harry at August 15, 2012 05:36 PM (+BEaq)

28 5 Romeo 13,

Correct and if we lack the will to show how the structural basis for the wreck was Obarka's out of control EO spending and flagrant bad bookkeeping through prosecutions....we're screwed.

We have to be willing to throw the regulatory holy men out of the EPA DOE and Interior.....

send 'em to guam with a notebook, coin, and pencil but get 'em the hell out of the way of progress.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (LRFds)

29 Rules?
Procedure?
Precedent?

The Dems know of no such thing.

They will replace him whenever they want.

I remember when the Dems parachuted Lautenberg into NJ to replace Torrecelli.

There were rules against that, didn't matter. NJ Supreme Court Said and now you will blow me.

And even if the GOP takes them to the Supremes, with John Roberts now Obamas best friend, they will say, Democracy, Democracy and allow it to stand.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (DWgdc)

30 How about Michael Vick?

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (5H6zj)

31 eh, it'll be Biden, throwing him under the bus, no matter what the reason other than death, will not sit well with the general public from a loyalty and/or "Obastard will do anything to hold onto power" perspective.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (QK3qp)

32 Shooter suspect can't be gay. He doesn't look like Beckham without a shirt.

Posted by: Inquiring mind at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (qRvXu)

33 Obama may just drop the VP position altogether. Why the fuck does he need a VP when he can do the VP's job himself.

Posted by: Ben at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (XDHBy)

34 Since when do the RATS give a damn about legalities and deadlines? Since when have they had to?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (2d71t)

35 I can't see any way that it is not perceived as an act of desperation.Anyway it makes little difference.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:37 PM (6o4Fb)

36 Do we get our free supply of condoms before we leave or do we have to wait until we're in Charlotte?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke (rhymes with duck) at August 15, 2012 05:38 PM (p4U6S)

37 Don't see it happening. But even if he waits till after the convention, he can still executive order his way into or out of anything he wants. The legality is not relevant; it's never stopped him before. I still say it will be Slow Joe "Choo Choo" Biden on the ticket.

Posted by: chique d'afrique on the phone at August 15, 2012 05:38 PM (6zgse)

38 I have been predicting him leaving because of his cracked head for a long time. Course I was predicting Portman too so take that for what it's worth. Anyway I think Obama has to double down on hope and change. Won't be Hillary thinking Deval Patrick or Cory Booker.

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 15, 2012 05:39 PM (XPkdL)

39 Not going to happen anyway. Baraka needs Biden as the distracter. It's the sheriff's job this election. He's good at it.

Posted by: Soona at August 15, 2012 05:39 PM (TRrzG)

40 Yeah maybe we should give Joe a break for a few weeks here.  It's tough to let it all slide without comment, but he'll still give 2 months of material if we just sit tight here. 

Posted by: Dave S. at August 15, 2012 05:40 PM (UvR6d)

41 The problem with dumping Biden is that he may not want to be dumped.  As I understand it, he and Obama do not get along in private.  I could see him going out and spilling the administration's secrets.

Posted by: Alex at August 15, 2012 05:40 PM (oL8vk)

42 Anyway I think Obama has to double down on hope and change.
2008 Hope and change
2012 Dope and chains

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2012 05:40 PM (6TB1Z)

43 Actually I kinda like Sheriff Joe. He reminds me of my dad in a fatherly sort of way.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke (rhymes with duck) at August 15, 2012 05:40 PM (p4U6S)

44 Would Hillary get the PUMAS to vote for JEF? I don't know. Why not? They did last time.

Posted by: toby928© at August 15, 2012 05:41 PM (QupBk)

45 If you get asked to replace Biden you immediately know Mitt is destined to win. So, why tie yourself to a sinking ship?

Posted by: eman at August 15, 2012 05:41 PM (u3Rkr)

46 Hillary keeps the Democrat ticket Left. Ryan pushes the Republican ticket Right. Which direction do you think the country is ready to go at the moment? I vote Right.

So Cuomo would be the better choice, a lesser "known," to the Left statist ticket. The only impediment? Obama does not - I repeat does not - want to move to the center even if it would increase his chances for victory. Obama must pander to his base as he is losing the middle and I just don't see anyone buying such a late-term move from Team Obama. That dog just don't hunt.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 15, 2012 05:42 PM (eHIJJ)

47 This post would be great at, oh, 10am tomorrow. The Land of Nod is calling... .. .

Posted by: soothsayer at August 15, 2012 05:42 PM (052zE)

48 I don't get it.  I think there's some homerism going on here, because the idea that an openly liberal New Yorker helps Obama win reelection compared to Joe Biden's (bullshit) Midwestern scrapper traveling clownshow is absurd.  Mouthbreathing union hacks eat that shit up.

Obama's already locked up demented liberals ready to die for their failed secular religion.  How does bringing another priest on board help him?

New Yorkers aren't popular -- distrusted, even despised -- outside of the New York/east coast enclaves that are already deep blue.  Somewhere, once uber-popular Mayor and 9/11 political icon Rudy Giuliani might is nodding his head in agreement.  Putting a Cuomo on the ticket shaves a few ticks off of the rustbelt states that he's already in danger of losing anyway.

And Hillary?  She's too old and too ugly.  She'll look like a bloated gaseous corpse in another four years, and no one has ever been elected American President on a platform of being a bloated gaseous corpse (h/t Politifact).

Posted by: VJay at August 15, 2012 05:42 PM (q5NFp)

49 @37

You got that right.

He just executive ordered up millions of votes for himself, poof Illegal is now legal and oh by the way here's a voter registration card, oh it's in English, well I'll fill it out for you. Got you covered, make sure you vote in November, you got a ride?

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:42 PM (DWgdc)

50 "Watching George Romney run for the presidency was like watching a duck try to make love to a football."

I think its the Democrats who have the duck and football this time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 05:43 PM (V2inB)

51 ..and I was gonna comment on the thread about the Romney interview concerning Choo Choo's "gonna put ya'll back in chains" comment.. but since I know most of the moron herd has the attention span of a gnat.. I will just say.. I thought Romney did fine and looked very presidential.  I mean c'mon.. you didn't really expect him to repeat the quote, did you?

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 05:43 PM (UljOc)

52 Can somebody do something about the fat pig on the side bar?

On my knees begging, Please. OK scratch that knees part.

Posted by: sTevo at August 15, 2012 05:43 PM (VMcEw)

53 Democrats would NEVER blatantly flout candidate replacement laws! And find judges to let them!

Posted by: Bob Torricelli at August 15, 2012 05:43 PM (yJYwC)

54 I'd be curious to hear the reasons for Biden 'stepping down' if it came to this. "Vice President Joe Biden said he wants to spend more time with his family and transformers."

Posted by: El Kabong at August 15, 2012 05:44 PM (GXFWC)

55 no one has ever been elected American President on a platform of being a bloated gaseous corpse

The Germans, on the other hand, had President Hindenburg.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2012 05:44 PM (6TB1Z)

56 Joe Biden was the "foreign policy expert" and senior statesman that added gravitas to the ticket back in '08.  That pick alone should have disqualified the SCoaMF from the presidency. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 15, 2012 05:44 PM (mjR67)

57 Nobody of any political persuasion sees Biden as the source of our problems.

Sure, he brings nothing to the table, at all.  But, he's not to blame, either.  So, replacing him doesn't shed any baggage for Obama.  Which means that whoever replaces him has to bring something important to the table.

Cuomo brings competence or whatever, but the VP is not in charge, so it doesn't matter much.  The only people who know or care are liberal policy wonks who will vote for Obama anyhow.

But Hillary brings the identity politics women vote.  I kid you not; there are a ton of dippy low-information liberal-leaning women voters who find her "inspirational".

Only Hillary makes sense, in my opinion.

Well, her or John McCain.  McCain would probably guarantee an Obama re-election, but I'm quite sure this will never ever happen.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 05:45 PM (VYluS)

58 I don't see him replacing Joe because it negates the reason Joe was chosen in the first place, which was a reluctance by Obama to be out shown. It doesn't seem that Hillary wants the job and really who else is there?

Posted by: MountainTurtle at August 15, 2012 05:45 PM (0k/P/)

59 Anyway I think Obama has to double down on hope and change. Won't be Hillary thinking Deval Patrick or Cory Booker.

If he picks Patrick, we can pretty much start shooting off champagne bottles now.  Cadillac Duval is every bit as much a corrupt, lawless thug as Obama, but he's even less competent at obfuscating it.

If Obama's plan is to reduce his white working class support to 0.007% but bump his Black Panther support from 99% to 99.7%, he's as crafty a wizard as I've always suspected.

Posted by: VJay at August 15, 2012 05:45 PM (q5NFp)

60 There are a lot of "what ifs" here, Ace, but not a one of them doesn't come with significant disadvantages for these people, along with whatever advantages they MIGHT glean from changing out Plugs. All of it, from every angle suggests they are in trouble and they know it, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 05:46 PM (2pG7H)

61 ‘Registrants were required to bring a proof of identity’ The registrants are illegal aliens, now allowed to apply for work visas (in high unemployment America, whose laws they have routinely violated their entire lives) and drivers licenses in Chicago today. 50,000 showed up in Chicago alone. The program is open to applicants ages 15 to 31 who came to the country before they were 16 years old and have lived in the U.S. for the past five years. Registrants were required to bring a proof of identity…

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:46 PM (6o4Fb)

62 Obama would never take Biden off the ticket - to stubborn, would never admit he made a mistake. However, I wouldn't be surprised if Biden suddenly claimed a medical reason for removing himself from the ticket.
Hillary is a no go. As before, there's no way he'd let Hillary any closer to the presidency, and she's reeking of I-don't-give-a-sh*t lately (the disheveled appearance, the partying). Obama has to pick someone who would excite one of his key constituencies, so a Latino or someone who is openly gay (bonus if they've been in the military), etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2012 05:46 PM (Gs9j9)

63 There's a good case to make that Bill Clinton is actually eligible, because of an ambiguity in the Constitution.[*] (Enough of an ambiguity that I think Roberts would defer to the Senate on it...) I think he'd help the ticket, if Obama could suck it up to ask him. And it'd be *tremendously* entertaining. [*] The ambiguity in question: The 12th amendment says "no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States." The 22d amendment says that Clinton is ineligible to "be elected to the office of the President", but it does *not* say he's ineligible to *serve* as President, just to be elected. (So, e.g., if he were Speaker of the House, and the POTUS and VP died, there's nothing in the Constitution to prevent him from succeeding to the office.) So as I read it, WJC is constitutionally eligible to be VP.

Posted by: Andrew S. at August 15, 2012 05:47 PM (9L8gm)

64 If it were not for the fact that our dear SCOAMT needs a borderline incapacitated veep to keep up his own veneer of capability, I would say he's about desperate enough to tap Soledad O'Brien.

Posted by: Justamom at August 15, 2012 05:47 PM (Sptt8)

65 I think Andrew Cuomo's smart enough not to hitch himself to the SCOAMFwagon.

Hillary, OTOH, has all the incentive in the world to do it. And if she did, Barry had better hire a food-taster.

Posted by: Andy at August 15, 2012 05:48 PM (OZPoa)

66 Cuomo might not be a bad choice - after all, he is clean and articulate.  He's like a dream...........Wait.....is Cuomo black or white?

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 15, 2012 05:48 PM (uRumV)

67 What do you guys think? Would it make a difference? It's irrelevant because it is politically impossible for Obama to switch out Biden, especially this close to the election. All it will do is reinforce how replaceable members of this administration are, when Obama himself has some of the lowest numbers of his term. Even if he wanted to replace Biden desperately, he's stuck.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 05:48 PM (OIuTH)

68 CNN Atlanta - August 17th, 2012.  Today White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said the Vice President Joe Biden was stepping down due to health issues.  That he could no longer adequately carry out the duties of Vice President.  Jay Carney refused to answer any questions and promptly left.

Unnamed sources that CNN have contacted inside the White House speak of a medical crisis for the Vice President.  Apparently he had some cosmetic operation done to fix a baldness problem.  Now his wife and aides fear the transplant came from a Republican because the Vice President has been heard yelling at the TV about tax cuts and scrapping Medicare.  Even agreeing with Paul Ryan.

-- Hey it might be true. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 05:48 PM (V2inB)

69

The problem with dumping Biden is that he may not want to be dumped. As I understand it, he and Obama do not get along in private. I could see him going out and spilling the administration's secrets.Posted by: Alex

 

This.  Remember Biden has an inflated ego as well - over what I don't know.  The guy's a loose cannon and can't keep his trap shut for love or money.  He would be on talk shows, write a book, etc.  They can't risk that.   Narcissism is a two edge sword with these bad actors.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 05:48 PM (EAgmr)

70 I am the best life insurance Baracka America has. No way he gets rid of me babeeeeeee! I'm golden.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at August 15, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

71 but I can see a lot of judges, in a lot of states, telling them "You had three and a half years to get this sorted out, champ."

Yeah ... the same number that allowed discovery to take place on his obvious ineligibility ...

There are no laws that the Dog-Eater feels bound by and none that this society would have him bound by.  Period.  It's almost a joke to imply anything other.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 05:49 PM (X3lox)

72 Obama replaces Biden with Chuck Schumer and the media plays him up as a genius for the next four years.  Then Chucky wins in 2016.

Posted by: twit of the year at August 15, 2012 05:49 PM (xXhWA)

73 How bout Michael Moore? Or Sean Penn? The Dems like them.
Sandra Fulk is out. Mooch won't stand for THAT!
Oh! I know!
Shelia Jackson Lee! The Black Female Joe Biden! She'd be perfect.

Posted by: Pecos at August 15, 2012 05:49 PM (2Gb0y)

74 Obama is all-in defending Biden's "chain" comment as clearly not racial.  I honestly doubt he would take such a hit to his credibility if he was looking to replace Slow Joe. But maybe after several dozen more gaffes next week Obama's hand will be forced....

Posted by: Putter at August 15, 2012 05:50 PM (FAHcN)

75 Hey if something 'unexpected' were to happen to Joe, they'd have no choice but to replace him. I think Carney will offer him a chance to swim with the...dolphins. Yeah, that's it, they're dolphins...nothing to worry about Joe. Here, Lady Gaga sent this bathing suit made of raw meat for you to wear.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at August 15, 2012 05:50 PM (G0Q4Y)

76 Seriously,the FUCKING PRESIDENT is flouting our laws and he may still get reelected!!!I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:50 PM (6o4Fb)

77

Bambi is an insecure little prick. If he dumps Biden, he won't pick anyone as Veep who he thinks is smarter than he is or in any way threatens him. That rules out Cuomo, Hilary , Mark Warner and Evan Bayh. He'll pick Patty Murray, Barbara Boxer or Debbie Wasseerman Schulz.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 05:50 PM (IbWc8)

78 Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and keep Joe Biden locked in a closet watching reruns of "Thomas the Tank Engine."

Posted by: no good deed at August 15, 2012 05:50 PM (mjR67)

79 If Obama wants to live four more years he will keep Shrillary away, a continent away, from hisself,
if Shrillary wants the job, she will lose 40 pounds wash her hair and stop swillin boilermakers, she will lose the retired NFL Linebacker on a tree day Vegas bender look and get all clean and shiny lookin like the black guy.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 15, 2012 05:51 PM (nonzP)

80 Politico has piece up saying reporters all agree that race is over-the-top nasty.

They even quote Soledad O'Brien as saying so.

It all gets laid out like both sides are shooting equally toxic arrows.  What a load of horseshit.

And I think, as to this subject, that the JEF will dump Biden, as soon as he can find anybody, anybody who can jump in and help.  It could come from left field, but it will come.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 15, 2012 05:51 PM (PH+2B)

81 Since Obama*, Biden, Romney, and Ryan are from the North, if they replace Biden wouldn't it be with a Southerner to try to get support down there?  Possibly from Florida?  Do the Dems have anyone in the South?  Like Charlie Crist?



Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 05:51 PM (FEzSe)

82 I thought Joe Biden was a Barney the Dinosaur sort of guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 05:51 PM (V2inB)

83 Alex:
>> The problem with dumping Biden is that he may not want to be dumped. As I understand it, he and Obama do not get along in private. I could see him going out and spilling the administration's secrets.

Great observation.  If Biden were angry enough, he absolutely would try his best to sabotage Obama's reelection.  The guy's a loose cannon.

Minor quibble:  I highly doubt Biden is privy to any secrets.  But still, he could make life very difficult for Obama.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 05:52 PM (VYluS)

84 We just saw pretty straightforward and clear evidence that his birth certificate jpeg was a forgery - given by reputable investigators - and no one even wanted to cover the story.  But somehow judges are going to hold the Dog-Eating Retard to the letter of some law concerning the VP candidate ... LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 05:52 PM (X3lox)

85 America is no longer susceptible to an empty suit with a silver tongue and no experience. So Obama would have to bring in someone who is competent with a record of achievement. In other words, he would have to choose a Conservative.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 05:52 PM (AzwZn)

86 There's a good case to make that Bill Clinton is actually eligible, because of an ambiguity in the Constitution.[*] (Enough of an ambiguity that I think Roberts would defer to the Senate on it...)

Allowing Bill Clinton to serve as American Emperor for life would be very taxing on the country's national security and general standards of decency.  Therefore, Congress has the power to allow it.

Posted by: J. Roberts at August 15, 2012 05:52 PM (q5NFp)

87 @65

Cuomo is not leaving NY for this clown.

He's young and can wait and I can't really believe I am about to say this, but has been ok as far as Dem Governors goes.

He's a lot better than his father, again I can't believe I just said that.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:53 PM (DWgdc)

88 Biden might have to be Chicagized. They bumped off a few of Obama's closest Down Low friends so they'll have no problem taking out Biden. FT Marci is too obvious but BO and Biden have lunch every thursday. I see a case of severe gastrointestinal problems. 

Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at August 15, 2012 05:53 PM (y96kr)

89 At this point the illness which we have long expected Biden would contract in the summer of 2012 won't be "willful" and thus a "heart failure" is now the most probable cause for replacing him on the ticket... while Axelrod ponders "think of the sympathy we'll receive"

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 15, 2012 05:53 PM (8BaAK)

90 Meh, I think the political fallout of admitting Slow Sarah has a better grip on reality than Slow Joe, the former having called for the replacement of the latter, would only further highlight the quantity of FAIL in the Obama Presidency. Just think of all those Obama Biden '12 stickers that would look so silly. No it's really to late to replace Joe. Doing it even under a fakey medical emergency pretext would be the end of Obamas chances.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 15, 2012 05:53 PM (GE1+K)

91 Andrew Cuomo does not need it. If it happens, it will be HRC.

The thing you're over-looking in arguing for it from their perspective, Ace, is suppose they join and lose. Then in 2016 are they still able to challenge Obama? Everyone says he'll try again. They'll be losers, and second-banana losers.

I think you join the ticket if you're interested in saving it. And that's another thing against its happening: suppose Obama asks HRC, and she says no. It's like a marriage proposal; you do not want to ask unless you're certain of yes.

For helping Obama in 2012, it's as I keep saying, a no-brainer. But outside of that, it's complicated.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 15, 2012 05:53 PM (qyQRd)

92 I donÂ’t think heÂ’ll dump Biden, though. Joe and Barack are perfect for each other in the sense that theyÂ’re both narcissistic assholes who think theyÂ’re prettier and smarter than everyone else. The irony there is big enough to choke Linda Lovelace.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (GEICT)

93   #19  I think Rudy and Palin took this option off the table in the last two days. Now Biden can't be dropped without appearing to give credence to Rudy's charges of mental frailty and Palin's suggestion that Hillary is the one.

Posted by: xkaydet65 at August 15, 2012 09:35 PM (hnsU/)

 

This! And oblabo would burn the White House to the ground before he would admit (even by action) that he made a mistake. Any mistake. Biden was the first mistake.

Posted by: Madamemayhem at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (iRgZG)

94 I could see Biden leaving for one reason.  Enthusiasm.  Right now they're supposedly worried about filling Bank of America stadium for the convention.  Imagine the media if Biden steps down and they say they'll introduce his replacement at the convention.  Speculation would dominate the news cycle and might give the party a boost as a whole.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (/YJYi)

95 @61. An insult to people like me and members of my family and friends who have followed the law to a tee, paid taxes, and never lived on the taxpayers' dime. Some of us are still waiting for our papers. We have advanced degrees in real fields that America could use and are a plus to this country, but Obama and other amnesty folks don't care that we exist. What about all the Africans that can't sneak across the border and become illegal aliens, huh? Aren't they being discriminated against? Why does Obama hate black people?

Posted by: chique d'afrique on the phone at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (6zgse)

96 Meant *Chicagocide*

Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (y96kr)

97

There's risk going both ways.

Do Cuomo and Hillary want to tie themselves to this loser?  Yu know - he might lose.

Posted by: Fresh at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (O7ksG)

98 #21  Let's envision Clooney debating Paul Ryan.

HAHAHAHA (gasp)HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (GoIUi)

99 Minor quibble: I highly doubt Biden is privy to any secrets. But still, he could make life very difficult for Obama.

Biden may not be smart, but I have no doubt that he's cunning enough to find out a few secrets, or the people around him are.  Biden is an agent of the DNC, a way to keep tabs on the WH and the Chicago gang running it.

Posted by: Alex at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (oL8vk)

100 92 Not even I could do that.

Posted by: John Holmes at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (6o4Fb)

101 I think they both bank on 2016 and a still sputtering economy. They don't have any good choices.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 15, 2012 05:54 PM (pUqSw)

102 Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 09:54 PM (/YJYi) They can't get their own Reps and Senators to show up - and it isn't because of the second spot on the ticket.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 05:55 PM (OIuTH)

103 And I think, as to this subject, that the JEF will dump Biden, as soon as he can find anybody, anybody who can jump in and help. It could come from left field, but it will come.

I'm tanned, rested and ready.  Also, a zombie.

Posted by: Tom Eagleton at August 15, 2012 05:55 PM (6TB1Z)

104

If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency, honor, respect for our country, or functioning brain cells.   Whoever the VP - they have to lie continually and/or be terminally stupid and not realize that they are being played.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 05:55 PM (EAgmr)

105 Not so fast there, bud. 

Posted by: Sargent Shriver at August 15, 2012 05:55 PM (6TB1Z)

106 Only an idiot would trade Cuomo's current position for VP to Obama.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (qyQRd)

107

16. Clinton would put the whole HISTORY!!!!!FIRST!!!!  aspect back into the campaign 

 

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie Geraldine Ferraro at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (IbWc8)

108 95 Yep.To say I'm enraged about this doesn't do justice to the anger I truly feel.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (6o4Fb)

109

I think #1 Bill from Chappaqua has this part correct:

 

"Andi Cuomo is smart... he's looking to 2020 vs. Paul Ryan."

 

Hillary! looks like she can just taste being President ... but her record (no matter who's fault) at State is mediocre, and she looks  ... old ... I think many big Ds want Hillary! out of the way. She may decide that now is NOT The Time ...

 

Then there's the current state of JEF's Campaign ...

 

Teh JEF is starting to screw up on the campaign trail, and say things that even the Loyal Press has to question (?!!?!!!11!!?!!?). It looks like another 30 days of this and The JEF will be Un-Electable.

 

Teh JEF's Campaignmeister, Axelturf, seems to be cracking, and rumor has it that when Valerie Jurassic enters the room, Axelturf hides ... for days.

 

Axelturf's butch retort to the heckler (some several weeks ago) of "You Can't Handle the Truth!!!11!" (but a bit more shrill) suggests that even if the rumor is fake, it's accurate.

 

Biden is channeling Jerry Lewis on bad acid, tracking in some Eau d' upset-St.Bernard-being-wormed ... no one can avoid the smell.

 

Getting rid of Biden looks to be quite a task. What politician would take over for Biden?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (eTHRu)

110 The real problem the Democrats have is that they're kind of lacking in rising star types. Pretty much every Dem in a position of real influence in Congress is a fossilized Mandarin from a totally safe district/state.

A couple of years ago, Anthony Weiner might've had some potential to be a fairly effective counter to Paul Ryan. Not to stand against him as an intellectual equal, mind you, but as a relatively young and charismatic veteran congresscritter with the ability to get the liberal base energized about the election. Excellent work, er, exposing his true nature, Ace!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (3yCFy)

111 Biden is our biggest asset from team SCOAMF. This scenario was played out in a Vince Flynn novel actually. But I think we should lay off Slojoe. He's a great help to us. I personally think the Owebmaemdia is just noticing Bidens fuck ups because they're desperate and know that Ryan will crush him like a grape in the debates. Think about it, The media paid zero attention to Slojoe's numerous screwup until Ryan got the Veep nod.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (tmbXy)

112 The GW Parkway between DC and Mt Vernon is also a good place to dump a body.

Posted by: Shrillary Cankles Clinton at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (jucos)

113 If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency, honor, respect for our country, or functioning brain cells.

Or as we call them, Democrat politicians.

Posted by: Sargent Shriver at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (6TB1Z)

114 Well, if my country needs me...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (VYluS)

115 It is interesting I've seen Obama bumper stickers and 2O12 stickers but no Obama\Biden 2012 stickers.

Posted by: twit of the year at August 15, 2012 05:56 PM (xXhWA)

116 96 Aspirin overdose??

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (6o4Fb)

117 Barky is going to intentionally wait until after the deadline to drop BiteMe just to show America that we don't have the guts to enforce any laws on him.  He gets an extra kick out of doing shit like that.

And he'll get away with it ... as usual.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (X3lox)

118 82 days from today, we will be dipping our balls in pudding.

Posted by: toby928© at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (QupBk)

119 Hey Mr. President, we just thought of an idea.....

Posted by: Zombies Wellstone and Carnahan at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (2pG7H)

120 Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 09:55 PM (OIuTH)

I wouldn't underestimate the power of the press working on his behalf.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (/YJYi)

121 Sarah Palin suggested Obama fire Biden and hire Shrillary, guaranteeing that won't happen!
 After all Boy Barry already has two womens bossing him, Valarie and Mochelle!
 Inviting Shrillary in after Palin suggested it would mean being bent over further than even the hind ender Obama could stand.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (nonzP)

122 Maybe Raul Givairaiaera (sp) could give JEF an advantage.

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 05:57 PM (ArCUN)

123

If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency, honor, respect for our country, or functioning brain cells. Whoever the VP - they have to lie continually and/or be terminally stupid and not realize that they are being played.

 

 

Ok, I'm in!

Posted by: Anyone in the CBC except A. West at August 15, 2012 05:58 PM (2d71t)

124 122 He kinda looks like Machete.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:58 PM (6o4Fb)

125 *Cough*  *Cough*

I know a certain ex senator from a swing state who's tanned, ready, and rested.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (qyQRd)

126 Hillary is not like Admiral Yamaguchi at the Battle of Midway.

Admiral Yamaguchi ordered all hands to abandon ship as Hiryu was sinking.  He stayed aboard and went down with the ship.  He exonerated himself of any guilt by doing this.  But he also deprived the IJN of his skills.

So with SS Obama seemingly sinking and foundering.  I just do not see Hillary sticking around to go down with the ship by agreeing to be the Vice President.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (V2inB)

127 103 and 107 - Darnit, we really really did think we were the first zombies to show up on this thread.

Posted by: Zombies Wellstone and Carnahan at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (2pG7H)

128 85 America is no longer susceptible to an empty suit with a silver tongue and no experience.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 09:52 PM (AzwZn)

 

Why do you say that?

Posted by: twit of the year at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (xXhWA)

129 Obama may be reelected(as terrifying as that is) but his VP really has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (6o4Fb)

130 The good thing is just the fact that the subject is broached means Obastard is in trouble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (QK3qp)

131 Seriously guys. I really think the media is only giving Slojoe's screwups any play because they are scarred shitless of Ryan. They haven't given Biden's mouth gonoreah any play until now. Wonder why? Think about it. Don't help the bastards,

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (tmbXy)

132 MikeTheMoose@90,

Now that is hilarious. Can you imagine if it was actually Palin's intent to force Obama to keep VP Biden on the Obama ticket because, by Allah, Obama isn't going to listen to Palin about anything.

Oh man, that's a Machiavellian plot I'd love to be true. Palin plays chess while Obama plays Chutes and Ladders.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (eHIJJ)

133 Put me down for 20 in the "Biden stays" camp. Any change now reeks of desperation and flop sweat. While the average independent might want to be lied to ("social security is fine, relax"), they don't want to be told about the lie. "this team of Obama/Biden is just too awesome, we decided to switch to Ed Schultz just to make it fair"

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (N/WI2)

134 Are there any top shelf Dems in the south that could step in?

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 05:59 PM (FEzSe)

135 In replacing Biden, Barack Obama must ask the question: "What demographic do I lose by replacing him?" ? ? ? Well I'm stumped.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (AzwZn)

136 Great observation. If Biden were angry enough, he absolutely would try his best to sabotage Obama's reelection. The guy's a loose cannon.

The problem with that theory is that Biden is only capable of holding at most seven items in his brain at one time, and one of them is how to find the Amtrak station in Delaware.  And another is how to find the Amtrak station in D.C.

Sure, one of those slots might still be reserved for when he caught Obama and Kal Penn in the Lincoln bedroom, but that's like hitting on the progressive at the Belagio.  It's unclear whether or not he would even remember having ever served as Vice President, especially if Obama puts him on a special "moon train" at NASA and just pipes Star Trek intro video through the "windows" until the imbecile expires with astronaut ice cream rolling down his chin.

Posted by: J. Roberts at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (q5NFp)

137 I don't see it happening.  If he was to dump Slow Joe, it would be a public admission that he had no earthly idea what he was doing in 2008.  People would question everything he has done.

Hillary wouldn't take it because she'll be 68 at the next election.  It will be hard to convince voters that she is viable for 4 much less 8 years at that age after the Dems have spent years denigrating Rs that were older.

Cuomo's star has been on the rise.  He would be stupid to hitch his wagon to that falling star.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (xUI0P)

138 3 years ago a Blago aid was discovered in his car dead from an aspirin overdose. Joey should watch out for the Bayer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (j+5nE)

139 Bless his dark cold heart.. I'm sure Barky didn't know Choo Choo was actually retarded.  Bet he is kicking poor Bo around the WH every night in frustration.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (UljOc)

140 #122: I believe his last name is spelled, "Tarantula-face".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (3yCFy)

141 I'm available.

Posted by: Russ Fiengold at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (UkShc)

142 Oh man you guys are starting to scare me! Poor Joe! You have me half-convinced he's in danger from some bad aspirin or a hair plugs accident or something. . . Poor ole Joe. If he wasn't such a total tool I'd almost feel sorry for him. And btw THANKS to Sarah for trying to prevent Obama from jettisoning Biden. But they're going to. Oh they so are. He's the fall guy. I could see Hillary, yes. She's as underwhelming as the One. She loves failing upwards too! she'd go for it.

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 15, 2012 06:00 PM (J6kXj)

143 Michael Bloomberg would garner the Jewish vote, bring in cash, and give him some business bona fides. Bloomberg would totally agree.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 06:01 PM (I2LwF)

144 Mia Love coming up on Greta van Susteren

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 06:01 PM (IbWc8)

145 Seriously,the FUCKING PRESIDENT is flouting our laws and he may still get reelected!!!I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Ay work Monday the libs were discussing why Zero isn't ahead in the polls by 10 or 15 points after the Ryan VP announcement.

One of them actually argued that the media is biased against Obozo.

It's like half the country has gone insane.

Posted by: joh at August 15, 2012 06:01 PM (HtUdo)

146

Biden is channeling Jerry Lewis on bad acid,tracking in some Eau d' upset-St.Bernard-being-wormed ...no one can avoidthe smell.
Posted by Arbalest

 

LOL!  Now that's a keeper

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:02 PM (EAgmr)

147 "desperate enough to tap Soledad O'Brien. Heh, even I'm not that desperate.

Posted by: teej at August 15, 2012 06:02 PM (A9hpr)

148 Hey Mr. President, we just thought of an idea..... Posted by: Zombies Wellstone and Carnahan at August 15, 2012 09:57 PM (2pG7H) ------------------------------------------------------- Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That's funny.

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at August 15, 2012 06:02 PM (jucos)

149 Changing vp's would make Obama look like a gigantic loser who made a bad pick in the first place. And saying that he left for health reasons wouldn't fool anyone. If I'm not mistaken he's 69, stop laughing. But they can't use his age. McCain was 72/73, and had health issues due to pow injuries and cancer, when he ran 3 1/2 years ago, and he's still kicking and manages to get through a townhall speech or make a soundbite without babbling like an idiot. Okay he's a major rino, but he doesn't make the stupid gaffes that Biden does. So they can't use Biden's age. So everyone will know that Biden got the boot because Obama screwed up in '08.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2012 06:02 PM (mGEQs)

150 What is the percentage who have already made up their minds?
95%+ for sure. It will come down to getting out the vote and a few car trunks full of ballots.

Posted by: Beto at August 15, 2012 06:02 PM (BAnPT)

151 Ace, You are so smart, but here, so wrong. Do you really think that Bill Clinton and Hillary couldn't -- and wouldn't -- torpedo the Obama reelection campaign if Cuomo was the #2?

Posted by: USA at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (6Cjut)

152 I don't think I have to point out that I'm a specter, not a zombie.

Advantage: Arlen.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (qyQRd)

153 I don't see it happening. If he was to dump Slow Joe, it would be a public admission that he had no earthly idea what he was doing in 2008. People would question everything he has done.

You mean like when he admitted that there weren't really any "shovel-ready" projects for the porkulus after having made that phrase the centerpiece of the porkulus crime?  Barky didn't care ... and no one else did, either.  He has no compunction about reversing himself within 24 hours.  Shit, he's done that in single sentences ... and yet he never suffered one bit because of it.

Everyone knows that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing.  He knows it, too.  He just wants to break everything in sight, though, and his supporters just want to see everything in sight broken.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (X3lox)

154 If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency

While any Democrat on the national stage fits, I can only think of one prominent Dem who would actually do it...

Governor Jerry Brown (D) California 

Moonbeam to the rescue...Because Deval Patrick is the Choosen One for 2016

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (8BaAK)

155 Obama would be a fool to dump Babbling Joe. With Joe on deck, Obama doesn't even need secret service around. Not 1 human on the planet want's that moron in control of anything more dangerous than a melon baller.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (AREf/)

156 If he thought it would help him hang on to that scam he has going, don't think he'd dump Joke. What the hell does he care how it looks? His media bitches will cover it and his braindead traitor followers won't care either.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 15, 2012 06:03 PM (2d71t)

157 Joe Biden is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable moron.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (ovpNn)

158 Yeah, actually, picking a RINO might just do the ticket.  It would be another historic first.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (VYluS)

159

send 'em to guam with a notebook, coin, and pencil but get 'em the hell out of the way of progress.

 


 

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 09:37 PM (LRFds)

 

Do me a favor, and if you send them to Guam, get my SON out of there first?  He's stationed there (USN).

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (lZBBB)

160

If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency, honor, respect for our country, or functioning brain cells

 

That is a very large group which includes all progs. Man what a field. How about the crazy bioth from CA. Maxine Waters in for the win.

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (ArCUN)

161 Obama/Carter 2012

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (BVkEs)

162 Andrew Cuomo with his live-in Sandra "Cocktail Time!!" Lee?  Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (UOM48)

163 Is Biden still providing 'gravitas' to the ticket?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (l3vZN)

164 Needs moar Al Franken for veep.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:04 PM (a4CUi)

165 Well with the Secret Service in a less than good odor.  Biden could be found one morning on a park bench at room temperature.  Never mind some of his blood being found in the Vice President's office.  Good old Vince Forster.

Or the VP goes on a junket like Ron Brown to some obscure place in the world.  Like try to broker a peace deal in Syria.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:05 PM (V2inB)

166 Michael Bloomberg would garner the Jewish vote,

Bloomberg wouldn't get any extra Jewish votes.  He would probably lose a few since a lot of Jews who don't want to vote for Barky could blame their reluctance on Bloomberg, instead.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:05 PM (X3lox)

167 Not only am I a much higher-level monster than all these zombies polluting the thread, my hair plugs are +5 to Biden's +3.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at August 15, 2012 06:05 PM (qyQRd)

168 153 You are far from alone in thinking that.This quote sums it up well. There is not a single Obama voter anywhere in the land who believes that another four years of him will make this country better. Not a single one from coast to coast. No, what they believe is that he will make the country a worse place for those people that they hate. That he will have four more years to sink their ideas deeper in the earth, regardless of how many families go hungry and how many fathers kill themselves because they can no longer take care of their families. What they believe is that Obama will grant their group more special privileges and the rest of the country can go to hell. – Daniel Greenfield on “The Most Divisive Campaign in American History.”

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:05 PM (6o4Fb)

169 Obama/Huntsman 2012

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (V2inB)

170 They can't pick a R - the ticket won't work then - remember the hassle McCain went thru when he wanted Leiberman? Whoever it would be would have to officially switch parties? Meh maybe they would just flout the law or something, they do do that a lot. I had a scary thought - Fast Eddie Rendell. Brings you PA and maybe the Jewish vote.

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (J6kXj)

171 I believe Obama would be happy playing golf for 4 years, making huge coin "speaking" and "consulting" and criticizing Romney from the outside. His supporters would blame it all on the idiot white guy (Biden) and he would be back in 2016.

Posted by: USA at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (6Cjut)

172 Mia Love coming up on Greta van Susteren Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 10:01 PM (IbWc -------------------------------------------------- That's Hawt......

Posted by: Paris Hilton at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (jucos)

173 Biden is on VERY thin ice..very well could go and  the usual suspects like Cankles and Client #9 Wannabe will be talked about but...could the VP 'winner' be  a Evan Bayh or Chris Van Hollen like character? Virtually all the potential Democrat replacements are old, tired and BORING....and those are their positive attributes..  

Posted by: redgrains at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (TExGL)

174 Are ya nuts! 

I want Joe Biden to stay right.where.he.is.  He's the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (X6akg)

175 also, no way in hell Hillary takes it.

She wants to run in 2016.  Being tarred as obamas vp if he should win would be worse than being Bush's vp.

They are going to make him dance with biden.

I think many of the non progressive democrats are hoping against all hope that this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure loses so they can dissasemble the obama machine once and for all and purge the party of his hateful bullshit.

but i could be wrong

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (ovpNn)

176 #158: I think it was Mama Winger who predicted Obama will replace Slow Joe with Jon Huntsman. It seems feasible.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (3yCFy)

177

DUUHHH WON will keep Biden just  for the contrast of intellect so we can see how wonderful he is.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 15, 2012 06:06 PM (wSTfB)

178 And replace him wwith who? Hillary? She'd have the knife in his back before he knew what was happening, while Bill chortled.

Posted by: mojo at August 15, 2012 06:07 PM (vk+/I)

179 >>>So irrespective of what it says on the ballots, I would think that it wouldn't matter... ? interesting point... Probably right! but still, it woudl be confusing. Hillz' name wouldn't actually be on the ballot if he waited, so... I don't know. Maybe not as good?

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2012 06:07 PM (fxHyG)

180 wow, steevy. that's quite a quote. that really about sums it up. wow.

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 15, 2012 06:08 PM (J6kXj)

181 and no way in hell if obama loses he runs again for another term.

that cocksucking prick is going to enjoy the good life too much with 100K speaking engagements 3 times a month.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:08 PM (ovpNn)

182 Don't know if Hilary would take the offer, but every lib I know, and I work at a college openly wishes Hilary won the presidency instead of Obama.

Posted by: Mekan at August 15, 2012 06:08 PM (T/L2Z)

183 Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 10:05 PM (6o4Fb)

Yep.  That's a pretty good quote, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:08 PM (X3lox)

184 Replacing Biden at this point would reek of desperation. Joe is here to stay. Pop the cork on that champagnia!

Posted by: The Intercontinental at August 15, 2012 06:08 PM (AzwZn)

185 The Special Ops ad will be Obama's downfall Period

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (BVkEs)

186 steevy:
>> There is not a single Obama voter anywhere in the land who believes that another four years of him will make this country better.

I usually like your posts, steevy, but you are way off base on this.

I have friends and relatives who are gonna vote for Obama because they do foolishly think he is helping.

You can say that the people I know and love are motivated by hate, but I say you are living in a partisan echo chamber and it's clouding your judgement.

No offence, but you're just wrong on this, I know for a fact, firsthand.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (VYluS)

187 If Barky chose Hillary, she could reprise her "I ain't no waaay tahred" bit. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (UOM48)

188 Seriously folks, this is the 20th century and I'm not backing down or out.  My job is to keep Americans from becoming enchained again, like they were in the 15th century.

I'm just proud to serve with such an articulate fellow.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (gUDfN)

189 Breaking News:

Biden Taken to Hospital with Undisclosed Complications.

Biden's Surgeons are consulting the top podiatrists in the world on how to proceed.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (ovpNn)

190 I worry that Hillary will replace SloJo on their ballot. The one large edge we have right now is enthusiasm to vote. Hillary could energize their voter base and that would be bad for us.
 
Just think of it as the bumper sticker Obama/Clinton -- their two greatest stars in 50 years on one line.
 
Yeah, I think that would be bad. It's a good thing they don't listen to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2012 06:09 PM (ccXZP)

191 If nobody answers me, I'm going to sockpuppet and become a Supertroll on the ONT. 



Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 06:10 PM (FEzSe)

192 Go watch Dishonorable Disclosures on youtube. 

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 15, 2012 06:10 PM (uRumV)

193 Oh yes! Hillary fo sho!

Posted by: Vince Foster & Ron Brown agree on this at August 15, 2012 06:10 PM (a4CUi)

194 MountainTurtle has it right, imo.  BO can't tolerate anyone who isn't a buffoon.  His ego demands ALL of the 'glory' and attention of the office.  He would never share any of this with another sane adult.  Biden is perfect for BO.

Posted by: carolina at August 15, 2012 06:10 PM (QBDoj)

195 186 The quote wasn't mine(though I agree with it).

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:11 PM (6o4Fb)

196

Biden is here to stay.  The Biden FAMILY - including his son - has been in the deep, pervasive Obama corruption from the start.  Malkin's book documents it nicely.  It's not just slow Joe they have to worry about.  Do anything to piss off the Biden clan, and things are going to leak.  His boy can make sure of that, as can his wife.

 

 


   Now, if the entire Biden clan were to somehow die in a plane crash, I  guess that would wrap things up nicely...

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 15, 2012 06:11 PM (jfeoD)

197 Did I mention my special ability of being able to utter power words of Scottish Clan Law three times per day?

That I can shape-shift between Democrat and Republican at will?

Posted by: Arlen Specter at August 15, 2012 06:11 PM (qyQRd)

198 Errr, you people seem to have forgotten. The numba 1 rule of pawlitics. The fuust family of the Democratic potty always gets fuust dibs. On the slot.... heheheheh... Teddy, we said slot.

Posted by: Zombies Kennedy, collectively at August 15, 2012 06:11 PM (2pG7H)

199 http://wp.me/p1s2oW-Cn

Biden denied access. Might go shake this guy's hand.

Posted by: sTevo at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (VMcEw)

200 188  They may need to call in a proctologist for a consult.

Posted by: no good deed at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (mjR67)

201 #188: I think you mean, "Top oral surgeons and podiatrists are on the case." Or maybe "neurosurgeons and proctologists".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (3yCFy)

202 >>> Do you really think that Bill Clinton and Hillary couldn't -- and wouldn't -- torpedo the Obama reelection campaign if Cuomo was the #2? there's only so much they can do. They can't publicly rebuke him -- they can't destroy their own brand. Further, they did TRY to torpedo him in 2008....

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (fxHyG)

203 well, to be fair, I don't think that quote was meant to refer to the "useful idiot" type of liberal "thinker" that help? it applies to their leaders and brain trust pretty damn well tho

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (J6kXj)

204 Biden is the perfect foil for this Alynski Clan, you all are still operating under the assumption that the "Chains" comment was a gaffe.
IT WAS NOT A GAFFE, it was Chicago talking points given to Slow Joe, a Dog Whistle, code lingo, to the blacks to stay down on the rat plantation, and they did it full well knowing Biden could get away with it, cause he's the poor, stupid, crazy uncle.
Obama has not only not condemned it he has supported it thus it is so.
Biden is all too happy to play the useful idiot just as Harry Reid is all to happy to block any and all legislation the rats don't like and to slander Romney!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (nonzP)

205 Caroline Kennedy for the VP slot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (V2inB)

206 Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 10:10 PM (FEzSe)

 

 

 

    I don't give in to terroristic threats.  No answer for you!

Posted by: Reactionary at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (jfeoD)

207 The law prevents me from doing nothing. I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Barack Obama XIV, Sun King at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (sZTYJ)

208 1491 was a good year. meep meep

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at August 15, 2012 06:12 PM (BVkEs)

209 There is actually one liberal woman that could replace Biden...










OBAMA / STREISAND 12

BARRY & BABS






Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:13 PM (ovpNn)

210 He could just make it official and name Valerie Jarrett as his running mate...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 15, 2012 06:13 PM (LyvQ3)

211 I have friends and relatives who are gonna vote for Obama because they do foolishly think he is helping.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:09 PM (VYluS)



That might be what they tell you but you can bet your butt that that isn't what they think.

No doubt your friends are fools, but 1000:1 they're liars, too.  They are motivated by their hate of America not their love of Barky, though they love that he hates America and is destroying it (actually, already has).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:13 PM (X3lox)

212 Obama/Jarrett

The Choom and the Ferret 2012

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:14 PM (V2inB)

213 If I am selected I will accept. One one condition. I want a dumb blonde who is willing and able to polish my knob on demand............for the good of the Party. In other words, Stephanie Cutter stays.

Posted by: George Clooney at August 15, 2012 06:14 PM (AzwZn)

214 @207

It's like some people have not been watching the last 3-1/2 years.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 06:14 PM (DWgdc)

215 211 Though they may not consider it destruction.They may really believe the world is a better place with a weaker,more European America.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (6o4Fb)

216 Obama / Kimberlin 2O12

Posted by: twit of the year at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (xXhWA)

217 Give Piece of Shit a Chance

Posted by: Joe Lennon at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (BVkEs)

218 Evan Bayh is another good possibility. Ed rendell is not. He's just not a prime time player IMO. Depending on how the polling looks in two weeks, we will see what state the new veep comes from. My sense is though that they have not thought about replacing Biden. Hides perfect: he can say whatever the goddamned hell he pleases, and everyone just says, "oh, that's just joe being joe." He's the political equivalent of Manny Ramirez in this regard. But consider: there has never been a better launch platform for trial balloons than joe. If what he says is viewed as stupid, he gets a pass. If it gets traction, they can double down.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (I2LwF)

219 112 Shrillary, you're dumber than Monica. Fort Marcy is beween DC and Great Falls- up near Langley (wink, wink) . Mt Vernon is in the other direction.

Posted by: Chappaqua Bill at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (IbWc8)

220 #213: The hell she does!

Posted by: Stacy Kiebler at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (3yCFy)

221

160If he did replace Biden, it would have to be someone with no shred of decency, honor, respect for our country, or functioning brain cells

That is a very large group which includes all progs. Man what a field. How about the crazy bioth from CA. Maxine Waters in for the win.

 

I'll take Who i Shiela Jackson Lee for the win Alex

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (tmbXy)

222

What could Hillary tout as her accomplishments as SOS?  Other than dancing badly and getting tanked every night.  A large part of the world is a raging shit hole right now and the other half are losing their shirts.

The 2008 campaign became very nasty and personal between her and BO.  I don't think Clintons forgive or forget.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:15 PM (EAgmr)

223 It's funny in this discussion how many have already forgotten that Barky, himself, liked to say that the law prevented him from doing things - explicitly and often ... right before he did them.  The health scare mandate, aiding and abetting the illegal invasion, th Libya international contingency operation without Congressional input of any sort ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:16 PM (X3lox)

224 How about our idiot governor here in Ohio, Ted Strickland? Are there any other key swing state governors that are democrats and might help win that state?

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 15, 2012 06:16 PM (KC3A2)

225 Someone on one of the morning cable shows said that Chelsea Clinton is considering getting into politics.

Because two corrupt Clintons are never enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:16 PM (UOM48)

226 There are Americans who think we eat too much,use too much energy,have too much wealth.That we have too much military power.I call them fucking left wing retards but they exist in fairly large numbers.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (6o4Fb)

227 If you're looking for a pretty boy to go up against Ryan, I'm available.

Posted by: John Edwards at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (sZTYJ)

228

 

 

164 ... Al Franken for veep.

 

In anticipation of the upcoming movie, the Senate adopts adult diapers as business attire ...

 

"Sen. Smalley Does Becomes a #2"

 

 

... No. Not Al ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (eTHRu)

229 182 - I can believe that, because, even when they recognize the stuttering clusterf**kery of an Obama, that doesn't mean they've given up on somebody else coming along with essentially the same ideas. In other words, they're always willing to give a try to the Scoamf who hasn't yet been tried, hoping it will turn out differently this time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (2pG7H)

230 @223

The dude told Congress when and when they are not in session.

Some people have just not been paying attention.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (DWgdc)

231 Billy @191: what about William Jefferson?

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (I2LwF)

232 Senator, I meant. Shit, I'm tired.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (KC3A2)

233

 

Posted by: Arbalest at August 15, 2012 06:17 PM (eTHRu)

234 BlackOrchidMissesDagny:
>> it applies to their leaders and brain trust pretty damn well tho

Indeed it does.  But if we misunderstand why the masses vote Democrat, we will consistently fail at convincing them to switch their votes.  The fight fight fight bomb-thrower types do not change minds.

Also, I don't think it's good for your mental health to believe in a paranoid vision where you're living among 150 million villains.  Good grief, that's horrible.  The reality is, we're a nation of mostly well meaning ignoramuses.

I'm not trying to pick an argument with steevy, who I quite like.  I'm just saying; demonizing all Democrats hurts us, too.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:18 PM (VYluS)

235 What's Hillary gonna run on as VP? "Hi, remember me?" Obama is running on that now to no good effect.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 06:18 PM (AzwZn)

236 I think we are overlooking something here....


OBAMA/OBAMA 12

After all according to Obarky, Moochelle isn't being paid and needs a real job again...its expensive buying friday donuts for her 27 staffers.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:18 PM (ovpNn)

237 Posted by: ace at August 15, 2012 10:12 PM (fxHyG) I agree completely. But this ain't 2008. Won't take much to topple him this time, in my estimation.

Posted by: USA at August 15, 2012 06:18 PM (6Cjut)

238 No way he ditches Biden.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2012 06:18 PM (kBdWI)

239 >>>there's only so much they can do. They can't publicly rebuke him -- they can't destroy their own brand. Further, they did TRY to torpedo him in 2008.... I think they can, use the words too extreme, not listening to good ideas from both sides, or not the leader he thought he was. This ain't '08 Obama ain't riding an anti-Republican wave against someone phoning in the campaign. A small nudge from Clinton could be the permission slip a lot of folks need to bail on O. And O has only a narrow margin he has to zealously defend to win.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (GE1+K)

240

 sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:09 PM (VYluS)

 

I usually like your comments (hah), but you may be living in the partisan echo chamber. Ever think that is a possibility? 

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (ArCUN)

241 Cheri,

The foreign policy disasters she can lay directly at Obama's doorstep.  After all she was following his ideas on what US policy towards other nations should be.

As for the wanton partying.  Perhaps it was her way of saying I don't want to be VP for Obama.  See all these embarrassing pictures.

No the Clintons do not forgive or forget.  Bill learned how to survive getting ousted as governor.  And he has been slipping in some zingers starting with that time in the White House Press Room when Bill took the podium while Barry scurried off to meet Wifey-poo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (V2inB)

242 Pop Quiz Hotshot: There's a bomb on the campaign. Once the campaign gets moving in the fall, the bomb is armed. If it gives him a microphone, it blows up. What do you do?

What do you do?

Taken from the movie 'Speed', of course: http://tinyurl.com/2eyboet

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (Wa+Fw)

243

" He could just make it official and name Valerie Jarrett as his running mate..."

You sure got that right Kid!

Posted by: carolina at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (QBDoj)

244 #223: Maybe so, but someone mentioned earlier that replacing a resigning VP would require a majority of BOTH chambers of Congress to approve.

Of course, I suppose Obama could simply declare the Republican-controlled House to be in recess, and Speaker Orangina would just grumble a little and let it go.

Posted by: Stacy Kiebler at August 15, 2012 06:19 PM (3yCFy)

245 212 Obama/Jarrett

The Choom and the Ferret 2012

***

That sounds like some 70's sitcom.  Did you guys watch "Choom and the Ferret" last night...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (61yvg)

246 Clintons cant publicly go against obama or they pemanently lose the black vote...you know that voting block that is so politically well informed they vote 97% for the black guy.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (ovpNn)

247 At least my ass is clean!

Posted by: Joe Bidet at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (gYsnd)

248 There are Americans who think we eat too much,use too much energy,have too much wealth.That we have too much military power.I call them fucking left wing retards but they exist in fairly large numbers.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 10:17 PM (6o4Fb)

 

 

 

    Those people should be deported (or otherwise gotten rid of).  Our excessive tolerance for their bullshit is why this country is so f**ked up.  Europe will take scum from anywhere - I'm sure they can make room for more like-minded shit-for-brains Libtards who love the smell of their own farts.  Every libtards I've ever had the misfortune to talk to thinks the Euros are the world's greatest geniuses - let them go over there an live among them. 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (jfeoD)

249 Trying to think like a Liberal only makes my head hurt.

Posted by: franksalterego at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (9XykO)

250 I hope he keeps Slow Joe.  I'm stocked up popcorn for the VP debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (UOM48)

251 Lol. Any competent VP sets up the risk that he/she would end up finishing a re-elected Obama's second term. For a variety of reasons. Unfortunate, yet true. Axelcods knows it. Joe will disappear from teh intertubes for a while and will magically reappear at a time to be determined later. This discussion is moot, yet filled with humors....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:20 PM (a4CUi)

252 186 Sandy Burger,

We all know and love stupid people.

For your loved ones to think Ogabe is "doing good" they are either stupid or communist.

Period.

His won words damn him, I can show you him bitching about Bush's economy when it had 4,7% UE3 and was generating 375,000 jobs a month compared to Choom's own 163,000 on average.

!50,000 is considered "barely keeping up with population growth BTW" Choom ridiculed Bush's economy as "jobless recovery"....

if Bush was a Jobless recovery what the fuck is this?

No I mean I can grasp why a person stupid enough to only look at the media and The Daily Show for election news could pull the lever for Fuckwit but 15 minutes of genuine research on the puppy munchers' "HISTORIC JOURNEY" would have set off alarms to any non communard red blooded American I know.

Your stupid friend or relative or whatever's Boy Prince stole 716 billion from granny and just did an end around the law for about the 177th time since the election....

Nope sorry like my sister in law....survey says Red or Dumb.

No exceptions....if you believe Barack Obama is the answer well the you whoever you are wherever you are have a lot of stupid questions.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)

253 You racist fools know he should pick.  Me.  I can talk all the important issues.  Fracking has killed millions of Americans and the National Anthem embarrases me.  I'd also like to kill Cheney and I'm not afraid to say it.  I'm freaking perfect.

Posted by: Mike Malloy at August 15, 2012 06:21 PM (/YJYi)

254 Speaking of CLinton Dancing...

I want to see a dance off between her and Catty Couric.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:21 PM (ovpNn)

255 Just my two cents, but it does not make a fucking bit of difference. R/R will crush the JEF.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 15, 2012 06:21 PM (mFxQX)

256 (applies Sok-B-Gon)

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:22 PM (3yCFy)

257 What is this JEF i see you using

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:22 PM (ovpNn)

258 What is this JEF i see you using



Jug-eared F*ck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:23 PM (UOM48)

259
The dude told Congress when and when they are not in session.

Some people have just not been paying attention.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 10:17 PM (DWgdc)



Yep.  Another impeachable act that should have had the Indonesian Retard out of office and standing trial ... but most people don't even remember it.  I often forget that one, myself, when I am listing his clearly impeachable actions.

Amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:23 PM (X3lox)

260 Please Hillary, join up and get on the ticket, that will be the end of your fat ass too.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(my dog`s gettin old quick just like me) at August 15, 2012 06:23 PM (DWWup)

261 Oh,I think the true idiot left is maybe 20%.Add to that the followers who think it is "cool" to be on the left(mostly the youth,in college or recently graduated).Add to them the teet suckers who know they need the Dems.Add to that the totally uniformed(mostly housewives) who really don't get anything but go along with the lefts view of things.That's the Dem constituency right there.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:23 PM (6o4Fb)

262 Ronster:
>> I usually like yourcomments (hah), but you may be living in the partisan echo chamber.

I am living in a left-wing echo chamber, it's true.

And I personally know good and honest people who voted for Obama.  Why?  Because they're kinduv dumb and don't think about politics very deeply.  They hear that Democrats stick up for the little guy while Republicans stick up for corrupt bankers, so they do the "right" thing.

You can call that evil, but it's not.  It's just dumb.

But hey, please tell me how my fucking family members are evil liars.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:23 PM (VYluS)

263 262 UNINFORMED not uniformed.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:24 PM (6o4Fb)

264 Choom and Ferret came on right after Starsky and Hutch.

Seen Choom and Ferret is about a drug dealer/pimp and his number #1 driver called the Ferret.  Now police detective Sarah Palin has been trying to bust this deadly duo for months.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:24 PM (V2inB)

265

191: Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

Florida Senator Bill Nelson

Virginia Senators Mark Warner and Jim Webb 

Arkansas governor Mike Beebe or Senator Mark Pryor

North Carolina Senator Kay Hagen

Missouri Sen Claire McCaskill

Not much depth there.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 06:24 PM (IbWc8)

266

I don't think he will dump Biden. There is a huge downside and questionable upside. If he dumps him he has to admit that either Biden went nuts since he became VP or he made a big mistake.

 

Hillary and Coumo would both jump at the chance though. They are both political dicks

Posted by: robtr at August 15, 2012 06:24 PM (MtwBb)

267 sven10077:
>> For your loved ones to think Ogabe is "doing good" they are either stupid or communist.

Yes!  They are stupid.  That's my point, thank you.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:25 PM (VYluS)

268 Julian Castro? Kristen Gillibramd?

Posted by: edj at August 15, 2012 06:25 PM (+QKfp)

269 America can not afford another 4 years of on the job training for Obama.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:25 PM (ovpNn)

270 I guess I should've gotten closer to his JE before I said "this is a big fucking deal".

Posted by: Joe Bidet at August 15, 2012 06:25 PM (gYsnd)

271 I get that these kind of what-if's are fun beer session material but there is not a chance in hell will it happen.

O-ring and Co. haven't laid the predicate for the switch. Biden would have had to have several health 'scares' last year reported in some worried but gentle articles by the ball-washer press. At the same time the ball-washers would have pumped up the replacement as a 'steady, cautious, serious' assistant in chief who loves Puppies and the Pewoor™. 

A switch now would make them look like the plastered cougar at the Tropicana daiquiri bar at 1:50am Sunday... not that I know anything about that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 15, 2012 06:25 PM (Q/1Jp)

272 OT my surgery today went great. I'm going back to the bozo right now so they can do it again. And again in 8 more hours.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (BRoKX)

273 Anna Puma - with the way she's let herself go & with her tenure as SOS, I'm not so sure she wants any of it anymore.  Who knows with a Clinton.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (EAgmr)

274 Uh, I'm uh, ready and uh, willing to be uh VP.  Barry, call me.  I'll make you an action figure.

Posted by: Alvin Greene D-Saturn at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (UOM48)

275

Obama / Obama 2012 vs. Obama / Jarret 2012

 

I see either ticket losing badly, collecting perhaps 15% of the vote.

 

"One Term More" will be the closing aria lamentations of the women of the Democratic Party.

 

 

Posted by: Arbalest at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (eTHRu)

276

Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

David Boren from OK. Good luck.

Posted by: fluffy at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (3SvjA)

277 Debbie Wasserman......jackpot!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (a4CUi)

278 Never gonna happen. And even if it did it wouldn't change the trajectory of this race. Obama's got nothing to run on, not hope, not change and definitely not his record. Obama's entire campaign relies on making Romney/Ryan an unacceptable option. So far, that plan is working out spectacularly bad. No sane person is hitching themselves to that turd. Nope, the Dems are stuck with Obama/Crazy Uncle from Scranton.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (TMB3S)

279 267 I never said they were evil btw,I layed it out in 261.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (6o4Fb)

280 I'm not trying to be too argumentative here, but the over the top demonization stuff grates on me personally (due to my loved ones), and annoys me politically because it's very ineffective.

You don't cure a disease my misdiagnosing the cause.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (VYluS)

281 Didn't read the thread, but the one guy who could fit all of O's hurdles and is ineligible to run for his current position is that douchebag mayor of Los Angeles

Posted by: The Q at August 15, 2012 06:26 PM (B/yDO)

282 191If nobody answers me, I'm going to sockpuppet and become a Supertroll on the ONT.



Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 10:10 PM (FEzSe).........................................................................................Your threats put aside. I believe your being ignored because your use of the word, good and Democrats in the same sentence. Unfortunately Zell Miller couldn't be reached for comment as he's the only "good Dem" I can think of. Well that, or John McCain

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2012 06:27 PM (tmbXy)

283 272 OT my surgery today went great. I'm going back to the bozo right now so they can do it again. And again in 8 more hours.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 10:26 PM (BRoKX




Sounded like you enjoyed yourself.  You still high, bro?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:27 PM (UOM48)

284 267 sven10077:
>> For your loved ones to think Ogabe is "doing good" they are either stupid or communist.

Yes! They are stupid. That's my point, thank you.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:25 PM (VYluS)


Well if they are that stupid, on election day plan to drive them all to the voting boots as a voting party thing.   Go early so you can vote, then go pick them all up and drive out to the boonies kick them out of the car, make them take off their pants and shoes and make them walk home.

by the time they get back they will be too tired to be stupid enough to vote for that miserable idiot in the white house


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:27 PM (ovpNn)

285 Chris Matthews. Definitely Chris Matthews and 0.  Tingle Twins

Posted by: redgrains at August 15, 2012 06:27 PM (TExGL)

286

The reality is, we're a nation of mostly well meaning ignoramuses.

I'm not trying to pick an argument with steevy, who I quite like. I'm just saying; demonizing all Democrats hurts us, too.

 
Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:18 PM (VYluS)

 

 


The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.  Well meaning ignoramuses are killing this place.  Fuck them and their good intentions.  Spreading the franchise around willy nilly was the worst thing that ever happened in this nation.  First it was any adult male who could make his mark, then the women.  All down hill since, and if it were not for the continual advance of technology propping us up, the nation would have already fallen into poverty striken fragments.


We may not be able to get away with demonizing those cocksuckers, but the fact is that the 52% are the enemy, they are trying to rob us blind, and a large portion fo them are culturally depraved trash.  We don't need to learn to understand them.  We need to learn to manipulate them, and discourage their growth as a demographic.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 15, 2012 06:27 PM (jfeoD)

287 You have to understand..............Biden is coming off a week at the freekin' beach before all these gaffes! Joe Biden: Tanned, Rested, Unsteady.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 06:28 PM (AzwZn)

288 Up and down, Janie. Going back now....

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 06:28 PM (BRoKX)

289 The Bidens as adult stroke victims have some degree of cognitive impairment.

I say that as an adult stroke victim who appears totally fine, but was never the same upstairs.

Posted by: strokeman at August 15, 2012 06:28 PM (aFxlY)

290 Lou Dobbs:Tax code in 1913 400 pages 2012 72,000 SEVENTY TWO THOUSAND!

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:29 PM (6o4Fb)

291 That sounds like some 70's sitcom. Did you guys watch "Choom and the Ferret" last night... Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 15, 2012 10:20 PM (61yvg) Is that anything like "Hootie and the Blofish"?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 15, 2012 06:29 PM (sZTYJ)

292 Housewives have time for news, talk radio at carpool twice a day, and occasionally the entertaining blog. I have no housewife friends who are libs. Homeschoolers, reading moms, library aides, yes.

Posted by: Justamom at August 15, 2012 06:29 PM (Sptt8)

293 Hank Johnson would be good.  He could campaign on saving money by cutting the military, because so many islands are in danger of tipping over.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 06:29 PM (/YJYi)

294 #218  I don't know that Bayh would take it.  Plus Obama now has to be worried that people in his own party hate him so much that Bayh would be an acceptable replacement if he were impeached and forced out.

He would be afraid Bayh would be Gerald Ford.

Plus I am not sure Bayh would take it.  He's still young enough to run without being attached to Obama.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2012 06:29 PM (GoIUi)

295 that douchebag mayor of Los Angeles Posted by: The Q at August 15, 2012 10:26 PM Tom Bradley. He certainly has an effect......

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (a4CUi)

296 Take your dumb relatives of voting age to Chuckee Cheese's on Election Day.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (6o4Fb)

297 261 Sandy Burger,

Your fucking family members are either evil liars, communists, or stupid.

"You'd think you'd be thanking me since you asked"....

Your boy prince tried to hide from every hard choice on his record he could....one thing he stood for was making sure abortionists could not be prosecuted for allowing viable botched aborted fetuses to die in a closet.

So yeah I discovered that right before the the primary race in late 2007 when he wnet on the Orca show and sais, "er uh no way am I uh ready I just want to um ah uh get my name out there."

Yeah see even Choom knew he was an affirmative action hire.

so folks who did  no research and believe that a media who ratfucked Bush for every US casualty in the two wars has "somehow" forgot a few fucking "grim milestones"....

yeah you're right they are either evil, stupid, communist, whatever but I am not going to pretend like they were noble.

Unlike his suddenly angst driven fans who whinge about "where's the real Barack?" Barack Obama has NEVER let me down he has lived up to everything I expected.

He will blow this country apart if it gives him a shot at power.

Happiest day of my 40 years thus far will be seeing him fly off to "Whereverstan" and do "who cares".....

I hope he lives to be 300 so he can see my country recover and be fair to all not just "Choom's buddies"....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (LRFds)

298 Reactionary:
>> We don't need to learn to understand them. We need to learn to manipulate them

Good luck "manipulating" people you don't understand.

This is why I like Paul Ryan; he does understand them.  And when you listen to him debate them, he usually starts by laying out what their common ground is, before he starts detailing where and why they're wrong.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (VYluS)

299 "He just wants to break everything in sight, though, and his supporters just want to see everything in sight broken. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair" I'm not so sure. I think his supporters want to delude themselves that "The First Black President" is successful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (mGEQs)

300

A switch now would make them look like the plastered cougar at the Tropicana daiquiri bar at 1:50am Sunday... not that I know anything about that.   Posted by: weft cut-loop

So, how was she?

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (EAgmr)

301
But hey, please tell me how my fucking family members are evil liars.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:23 PM (VYluS)



I've got extended family members who support Barky. They're evil liars.  And stupid.  As is true with all Barky supporters.  If they weren't evil they wouldn't be supporting the retard and if they tell you they think he's improved anything then you know they're liars.  Lying is part of leftist ideology - it's at the base of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:30 PM (X3lox)

302 When obama loses his reelection, he could replace ashton kootchie on 2 1/2 men.

That way all the dems could still see him regularly on tv.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (ovpNn)

303 But hey, please tell me how my fucking family members are evil liars.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:23 PM (VYluS)

 

I never called your fucking family members evil liars. I don't know where that came from. Anyway good luck in life. Hope your family comes around. 

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (ArCUN)

304 294 Miss Marple,

Bayh hates him.

I live here....I actually wound up liking Bayh he dropped by the county fair...a union dem who just wouldn't let go.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (LRFds)

305 Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with? ---------------------------------- Zombie George Wallace? He has crossover appeal and can take a bullet if necessary.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (AzwZn)

306 Obama can change his Veep AFTER the election. He just needs to get his electors to not vote for Joe, and instead vote for someone who is truly evil that could never get elected. Mark my words, if Obama gets >269 EV, we may very well see a Vice-President Jarrett or Vice-President Van Jones. This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (sZTYJ)

307 292 I meant more like you,childless working wives.Though there is a chunk of house wives who ote Dem "for the children".

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (6o4Fb)

308 1. i just don't see barry admitting such a big mistake. especially his first presidential decision. It's not as if retard joe has changed any, but if he had a good excuse it is possible. on the other hand, barry likes to have someone or something to blame for his shortcomings, so if it looks like he is going to lose he may actually prefer to keep joe since then he can blame him.

2. The reason a lot of R's stayed out of the running is everyone thought the economy would turn around by now. Now that it hasn't, the thinking is that it will definitely in the next term, even if socialist barry is reelected. So the party in power next term can expect to retain power for at least two terms. that is enough to tempt anyone into replacing slow joe.

(related - think of barry ever admitting to a shortcoming. the closest i can come up with is the "shovel ready" comment, which people think was pointing out his own error. But that was really a wise crack toward the advisors that told him the stimulus would create shovel ready jobs. He was publicly blaming others and ridiculing them for the advise they gave, and he followed.)

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (zZJJp)

309 Sandy, skip the Chuckee Cheese.  Take the family to Dave and Busters.  There you can ply them with beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:31 PM (V2inB)

310 Heard that Palin advised the Obamunist to replace Biden with Hillary and at first I was annoyed. Don't give them ideas! But after thinking it over, I decided that it just might be a decent move of political ju-jitsu. Whatta y'all think?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 15, 2012 06:32 PM (FeFBS)

311 #299: Much like the liberal sports media with Donovan McNabb.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at August 15, 2012 06:32 PM (3yCFy)

312

 Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?

 

No such thing as a good RAT

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 15, 2012 06:32 PM (2d71t)

313 303 Ronster,

I hope they come around too but if you are four years into GLORIOUS ERA OF CHOOM KING! and can't wrap your head around him literally being able to do whatever he wanted for two years and his "crown jewels" are well Obamacare or the "Great Medicare Raid" and Dodd-Frank.....

screw 'em

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (LRFds)

314 I have no lib housewife friends.  The lib women I know are my two SILs (one is a "life coach" and the other a retired engineer) and my crazy out of work lib (admitted socialist) sister.

They adore Barry and think America is a racist, horribly flawed country.  They dearly love Europe and still believe Obama has earned us the respect of the rest of the world.

My housewife friends have raised and are raising great kids, involved in church, Scouting, and volunteering every spare minute they have in their schools and community.

They are also well read and very informed.  And they hate the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (UOM48)

315 "162 Andrew Cuomo with his live-in Sandra "Cocktail Time!!" Lee?" They might lose the Food Network vote. Actual good chefs consider her a major joke, and not just because of her boozehound behavior.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (mGEQs)

316 How could stay-at-home moms (at least those who have husbands) be Democrats when the party says they have real jobs?

If they're stay-at-home moms who live on government checks, maybe, because that's their safety net. But the Democratic Party is not a friend to the "dad works, mom stays home and takes care of the kids" demographic. At all.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (qyQRd)

317 272 Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 15, 2012 10:26 PM (BRoKX)
 
That's good ( I think) to hear. No surgeries are minor, as my friend the nurse anethesist loves to point out to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (ccXZP)

318 they will remove Joey, saying its for medical reasons and for him to spend more time with his family. Joey will step down though, and not be removed by anybody else. He will be replaced by somebody young and female. Hill won't do it. I am thinking Rachel Madow.

Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 06:33 PM (Dnbau)

319 AND the Obamas tapped said douchebag, Villagrosa, to run the Dem convention.

I still say Slow Joe stays, but if there's a replacement, I'd bet on Antonio (Tony Villar to his white voters)

Posted by: The Q at August 15, 2012 06:34 PM (B/yDO)

320 So, how was she? Posted by: Cheri

She did not have a dick, so I had that going for me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 15, 2012 06:34 PM (Q/1Jp)

321 Cheri, it does seem Hillary is tired of all the mess.  Perhaps she has realized she has wasted her adult life for an ambition that is slipping away from her.  That 2008 was the closest she would ever get to snagging that brass ring.

What is even more scary to think about - if Hillary has decided to Toddlers and Tiara Chelsea into being her surrogate.  To get to the Presidency through her daughter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:34 PM (V2inB)

322 310 Heard that Palin advised the Obamunist to replace Biden with Hillary and at first I was annoyed. Don't give them ideas! But after thinking it over, I decided that it just might be a decent move of political ju-jitsu. Whatta y'all think?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 15, 2012 10:32 PM (FeFBS)


She pretty much said it to ensure it would never happen.

If he does it now the ridicule he will face for following palin's advice will be too much for him

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:34 PM (ovpNn)

323 Chelsea Clinton? Given her name + lack of charisma (absolutely no threat) she's perfect.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2012 06:34 PM (Gs9j9)

324 Sorry, Ronster.  That comment was for Reactionary.

Didn't mean to come across that way, seriously.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:35 PM (VYluS)

325 The only person they will replace Biden with is Moochelle.

Mark my words.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 06:35 PM (ovpNn)

326 Well that'll learn me not to post without reading more than just the last few posts. Well said, xkaydet65 at #19!

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 15, 2012 06:36 PM (FeFBS)

327 298 Sandy Burger,

You mean like their godling does by saying, You know my friend over their the weird mormon time traveller who gives women cancer the vulture capialist?

Yeah I notice your family really worried about "fairness and common ground" when they picked a radical....

John McCain all but endorsed the guy but it was not enough...

"John can't er even e-mail or use a blackberry"

Yeah Bark, Dr Girl Throw McMom Jeans you know why?

Your marxist Vietnamese buddies used to break his shoulders for shits and giggles.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:36 PM (LRFds)

328

Didn't read the thread, but the one guy who could fit all of O's hurdles and is ineligible to run for his current position is that douchebag mayor of Los Angeles   Posted by: The Q

Many, many skeletons in that horror of a closet.  It would take a 12 year old approximately 30 minutes to conduct that opposition research.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:37 PM (EAgmr)

329 He will be replaced by somebody young and female. Hill won't do it. I am thinking Rachel Madow. Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 10:33 PM (Dnbau) Maddow is really a tranny with the dangly bits intact...

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 15, 2012 06:37 PM (sZTYJ)

330 Mongo love sherriff bart

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 15, 2012 06:37 PM (DU15A)

331 Another point to consider... ever since Obama came out (no pun intended) in favor of gay marriage, ALL liberals consider it a mortal sin to be against gay marriage. Biden's replacement would have to be someone who's NEVER said anything in favor of traditional man-woman marriage, and would rather lose a reelection bid than express a heteronormative opinion, or there'd be rending of garments and gnashing of teeth, and the base would NOT turn out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:37 PM (3yCFy)

332 Mom,  I think the president want to have an affair with me.  He keeps licking his lips at me, and talks about having me for dinner.  I think he wants it Hawaiian themed because he keeps talking about a fire and offering me an apple.

Posted by: Chelsea at August 15, 2012 06:37 PM (GULKT)

333 I'm not trying to be too argumentative here, but the over the top demonization stuff grates on me personally (due to my loved ones), and annoys me politically because it's very ineffective.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 10:26 PM (VYluS)



Wrong.  In fact, it's the only effective response, since coddling evil liars and telling them that they're just misguided, but well-intentioned, besides being a lie, itself, doesn't do anything to change them.  That is only helping them defend to themselves the evil and lying they do.

And whether or not these people are in your family has nothing to do with what the truth of the situation is.  I don't care if they're in "your" family.  This is not a personal debate.  All of the leftards are in someone's family.  I have a number in my family, and they are what they are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:38 PM (X3lox)

334
Who could the Democrats bring in to help the ticket?





 Chris Christie?  Although, he might be a little too liberal.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2012 06:38 PM (kdS6q)

335

 I have no housewife friends who are libs.

Homeschoolers, reading moms, library aides, yes.

 

Posted by: Justamom at August 15, 2012 10:29 PM (Sptt

 

 


This.  It's actually the single skanks who are big time Obastard lovers.  It's like an 70-30 break, or worse.  They have no husband (prolly don't want one) but they sure do want a sugar daddy who will pay the bills without complaint as they go out and fuck anything in pants, while their illegitimate children hang out with granny.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 15, 2012 06:38 PM (jfeoD)

336 Before I go...............................You will blow me!

Posted by: Joeseph Biden V.P of the USA at August 15, 2012 06:38 PM (tmbXy)

337
I never called your fucking family members evil liars. I don't know where that came from. 

Posted by: Ronster at August 15, 2012 10:31 PM (ArCUN)



He was talking to me, I believe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 06:39 PM (X3lox)

338 Hey guys (hold out thumb while biting lip) just thought I'd try out my potential election slogan: "I'm Not An Intern"

Posted by: Chelsea at August 15, 2012 06:39 PM (BVkEs)

339

She pretty much said it to ensure it would never happen.If he does it now the ridicule he will face for following palin's advice will be too much for himPosted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright

 

And after Palin went public with that "suggestion" I saw other conservative blogs following suite.  I first I thought it odd and annoying but then realized what they were doing.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 06:39 PM (EAgmr)

340 314 Jane D'oh,

I'd put my curricula vitae up against Choom's....

Glad to hear about your friends.  I am sick and tired of people making excuses for the Marxist's enablers.

They can come over to the light side, they can sit it out, or they can go with Barack but I am just about done pretending their is some nobility in supporting a guy so stupid about economics he can say to Charlie "never heard of em" Gibson....

Yes, lower capital gains may indeed raise revenues but I am more keen on fairness Charlie"

Yeah really genius?

Guy would be happy with a 3 inch pie if he gets the knife, Americans want more pies made, and marxists end up declaring you a Kulak and taking your pie.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:40 PM (LRFds)

341 Janet Reno.....bazinga! Needs moar red trucks!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:40 PM (a4CUi)

342 Partying in Columbia sunk any chances for Shillery.  However, I'm available but  my popularity ratings are nothing to crow about.

Posted by: Bev Perdue at August 15, 2012 06:40 PM (YYyqq)

343

As one of the most outspoken commentators on CNN, it is my duty to talk about the unpopular messages out there.

 

 

Why just the other day I talked to someone on the street that thought that there is not a single Obama voter anywhere in the land who believes that another four years of him will make this country better. Not a single one from coast to coast. No, what they believe is that he will make the country a worse place for those people that they hate. That he will have four more years to sink their ideas deeper in the earth, regardless of how many families go hungry and how many fathers kill themselves because they can no longer take care of their families. What they believe is that Obama will grant their group more special privileges and the rest of the country can go to hell

Posted by: Fareed at August 15, 2012 06:41 PM (sJTmU)

344

OK, here's a scenario:

Jay Carney announces (during Romney's acceptance speech at the GOP convention) that Biden is resigning for health reasons. Obama says he will announce his VP pick at the convention; the White House and leading Dems immediately leak that it's Hilary Clinton.  No one confirms or denies this.

Billy Jeff gives a great convention keynote speech that barely mentions Obama. No one except Obama notices the omission.

Obama schedules a news conference the next day to announce his VP; thirty minutes beforehand, Hilary tells him she can't accept his offer. Bill and Hilary are seen later that night laughing like a couple of drunk high schoolers. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 06:41 PM (IbWc8)

345 #342: YOU wont taek the job cuase your CHICKEN

Posted by: Plover-notary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (3yCFy)

346 >>>Chelsea into being her surrogate. Chelsea is about as interesting as a sack of flour. Recordings of her speaking could be marketed as a cure for insomnia. HAL has exactly 0.00000 enthusiasm at the prospect of talking with her. If she were on TV while you were waiting you'd read the 3yo Time magazine first.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (GE1+K)

347 "Throw Biden from the train"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (61yvg)

348 Warner and Nelson eould be the biggest electoral threats, but would hurt them in the Senate. Harold Ford, Jr might be on the list.

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (tWctt)

349 A Modest Proposal to ensure Obama victory:

Don't let Hillary Clinton replace Joe Biden as Vice President.

Instead, have Joe Biden replace Michelle Obama as First Lady.

This would have the following advantages:
1) The position of First Lady would greatly benefit from Biden's charm and personable character.

2) It would give the campaign a fresh new direction -- one that could not have been anticipated even by the foresightful Romney campaign. Talk about getting inside the GOP OODA loop!

3) It would prove beyond doubt Obama's commitment to gay marriage.

4) Biden would be less "High Maintenance" than the current first lady. No embarrassing trips to Spain or Hawaii.

5) Biden, despite the occasional gaffe, generally does as he is told.

6) Obama would still benefit from Biden's expertise on foreign policy during nightly "Pillow talk".

7) The other um, "required duties" of this office are less odious than what Biden has had to put up with previously.

Biden for First Lady 2012!

Posted by: Sweet Lou at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (gsPPG)

350

Did Someone Call me?

Posted by: James Traficant at August 15, 2012 06:42 PM (tmbXy)

351 Mike I didn't say it would be a good move on Hillary's part.  Just that it is possible.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 06:43 PM (V2inB)

352 pretty cleve to point out how impaired Biden is and force the JEF to stay married to him. This Sarah person is pretty smart really. Also, in order to prove her wrong, everybody is now watching Joey's every speech. Ordinary people know he is an idiot, and it shows them how much the media lies to them. Pretty brilliant

Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 06:44 PM (Dnbau)

353 Just think - 60 years from "I Like Ike!" to "Oh, no! Joe!"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 15, 2012 06:45 PM (eQnzo)

354

"266I don't think he will dump Biden. There is a huge downside and questionable upside. If he dumps him he has to admit that either Biden went nuts since he became VP or he made a big mistake."

 

You know, before this thread I never really took the idea of dumping Biden seriously. But let's look at it. As far as anybody can figure, Biden was supposed to help out as the experienced one, with foreign policy creds. And maybe he was supposed to appeal to the middle class. Yeah, that sounds like a joke to you and me, but that's the way a Dem would see it.

 

This time 'round Obama's inexperience is less of an issue (although competence and work ethic are certainly on the table). Maybe this time they figure he needs someone else - someone to help him get over the finish line, plus they're looking to annoint a successor (they wouldn't seriously consider Biden for thay, would they?).

 

Hillary would energize Democrats, perhaps even more than we're seeing Ryan exciting Republicans. But what about the bad blood? Plus - as I said elsewhere - Hillary just looks bad. I mean literally bad. Is she sick, or does she just not give a crap any more?

 

Cuomo? Sure. I'm in NY, and am surprised  - he seems more pragmatic than I expected. But he's very inexperienced. It seems early for him, just as it seemed for Christie and Rubio (and Palin, last time 'round).

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 15, 2012 06:46 PM (As94z)

355 Did Someone Call me?

Posted by: James Traficant at August 15, 2012 10:42 PM (tmbXy)

 

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 15, 2012 06:47 PM (DU15A)

356 >>are there any Democrats<< Yes. Sen. Mark Warner, D-VA. Young, independently wealthy, very popular in his home (swing) state. He'd lock up VA for Obama, though I think The One already has VA sewn up. Dems eyed Warner in 2008, IIRC, but I think he told them no. He's politically ambitious without appearing craven--more like "ready for the call" than "clawing through others to get there." Has appeal to moderates, hasn't fouled himself that I'm aware of, and doesn't seem like a complete chode. If Obama took him and they lost, I don't think Warner would be damaged goods. He'd have been on the national stage, and might even benefit just from having run. Having said that, I think he's also smart enough, young enough, and already appealing enough to sit it out. But the question was "are there any," and he's certainly one. Also Evan Bayh, who I think someone mentioned earlier.

Posted by: General Zod at August 15, 2012 06:47 PM (2+bRt)

357 Oh, please please please let him choose Bloomberg.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewon at August 15, 2012 06:47 PM (7TRcO)

358 Why just the other day I talked to someone on the street that thought that there is not a single Obama voter anywhere in the land who believes that another four years of him will make this country better. Not a single one from coast to coast. No, what they believe is that he will make the country a worse place for those people that they hate. That he will have four more years to sink their ideas deeper in the earth, regardless of how many families go hungry and how many fathers kill themselves because they can no longer take care of their families. What they believe is that Obama will grant their group more special privileges and the rest of the country can go to hell

Posted by: Fareed at August 15, 2012 10:41 PM (sJTmU)

 

 

Why just the other day I talked to someone on the street that thought that there is not a single Obama voter anywhere in the land who believes that another four years of him will make this country better. Not a single one from coast to coast. No, what they believe is that he will make the country a worse place for those people that they hate. That he will have four more years to sink their ideas deeper in the earth, regardless of how many families go hungry and how many fathers kill themselves because they can no longer take care of their families. What they believe is that Obama will grant their group more special privileges and the rest of the country can go to hell

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 15, 2012 06:47 PM (YYyqq)

359 Eh, sorry to come across so grumpy.  Re-reading this thread, I'm doing a poor job expressing what I mean.  Oh well.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 15, 2012 06:47 PM (VYluS)

360 Elizabeth Warren, who is already getting top billing at the dnc convention.

Posted by: Museisluse at August 15, 2012 06:48 PM (pQ1p8)

361 Man, I never get tired of making that "Spurwing Plover calling Bev Perdue a chicken" joke. It never gets old! Well, not for me, anyway; maybe for everyone else...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:48 PM (3yCFy)

362 #304  I live here in Indiana as well.  I din't know Bayh hated him,  but then I don't deal with local dems much (other than my one sister and brother,  who are brainwashed).

Good if he does.  It  shows he has more sense than most democrats.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2012 06:48 PM (GoIUi)

363 @44: Would Hillary get the PUMAS to vote for JEF? I don't know. Why not? They did last time. Posted by: toby928© at August 15, 2012 09:41 PM (QupBk) They will ALWAYS vote for the Democrat. I know these women. Abortion trumps all.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 15, 2012 06:49 PM (F0o5k)

364 361 Man, I never get tired of making that "Spurwing Plover calling Bev Perdue a chicken" joke. It never gets old! Well, not for me, anyway; maybe for everyone else...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 10:48 PM (3yCFy)

 

Hey now!

Posted by: Rhode Island Red at August 15, 2012 06:50 PM (YYyqq)

365

Are there any good Dems from the South that Obama could swap out Biden with?
Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 15, 2012 10:10 PM

 

My congressman, Jim Moran. He's not "good" by any means, and this is as much the South as Dela-frigging-ware, but it would get his sorry ass out of Congress.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 06:50 PM (IbWc8)

366 Moran is a an antisemitic moron, and not the good kind.

Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 06:51 PM (Dnbau)

367 >>My congressman, Jim Moran. From your lips to God's ears, brother. I'm a "constituent," too. Loathe Moran.

Posted by: General Zod at August 15, 2012 06:51 PM (2+bRt)

368 I really don't think the liberal base would accept anyone right now who's not pro-gay-marriage.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:51 PM (3yCFy)

369 Obama/Swamp Gas 2012

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 15, 2012 06:51 PM (BVkEs)

370 Posted by: Joey Biden at August 15, 2012 10:47 PM Damn you! Spewed beer everywhere!!!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 06:53 PM (a4CUi)

371 C'mon Rons and Ronette's you just know it's going to be Jimmah Carta. It will be billed as SCOAMF and SCOAMF V. 2.0

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 15, 2012 06:53 PM (tmbXy)

372

Slightly off topic:

Jim Gerraty (sic) at NRO online had a post that if Obama loses in November, it is entirely plausable that he tries a Grover Clevland and runs again in 2016.  Not sure how that would effect Hillary or Andrew Cuomo's or anyone's calculations. 

Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at August 15, 2012 06:53 PM (vroI0)

373 We are already joined at the butt, that's why.

Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at August 15, 2012 06:53 PM (YYyqq)

374 Maddow I say. She is young, female, lesbian, and can speak. She is already well known and liked by their base. She won't have anything to lose, amkes them seem young and fresh again. But he will stick with slo-joe. Can't have cuda be right.

Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 06:54 PM (Dnbau)

375 362 Miss Marple,

I don't know him well I met him in passing, he looks a lot different.  A Republican running for a judge seat here in Johnson County I was talking to about volunteering and he were cordial.

The local GOP guys say you can work with him, and he was supposed to be the "last of the scoop jacksons".

Sandy upthread asking us to accept that "gee Chooms' fans are just dumb" set me off.

Like I said in another thread Mitt is a much much nicer man than me.

Someone in Barack's past should have taught him manners and honor.

Dismantling his defenses and watching him get more and more angry is gonna be a pleasure.  He is just about "isolated" out of Alinsky and we are pouring on the ridicule.  Mitt is using Judo.

I am confident.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:55 PM (LRFds)

376 372 LH,

Let him....if Mitt has ungaggled the gagglef*ck by then he will be a joke.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:56 PM (LRFds)

377 ....Someone in Barack's past should have taught him manners and honor.

Dismantling his defenses and watching him get more and more angry is gonna be a pleasure. He is just about "isolated" out of Alinsky and we are pouring on the ridicule. Mitt is using Judo.

I am confident.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 10:55 PM (LRFds)


More popcorn?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 15, 2012 06:57 PM (BVkEs)

378 368 PW,

nobody can hide Choom from his doom....

he stole from granny....

BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 06:57 PM (LRFds)

379

There's another reason to dump Biden. It CHANGES THE SUBJECT.

 

We might as well start speculating on his replacement right now. Think identity politics. Double up on the race card? Or a woman - to throw some meat into the so-called "War on Women"? Or a dog! Let's not forget about the "War on Dogs!"

 

 

OTOH, #266 is right. If anything defines Obama above all else, it is his unmitigated narcissism. Perhaps the Messiah would feel that a change would be admitting to a mistake. It'd be nice if his NPD finally became his undoing.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 15, 2012 06:58 PM (As94z)

380 I have a lot of liberal friends, and they accepted the fact that not everyone agrees with them on gay marriage until Obama came out in favor of it. Now, ANYONE who isn't outspoken in favor of gay marriage is a horrible, hateful non-person as far as they're concerned.

I was in favor of gay marriage several years ago, and they don't know I've changed my mind on the subject. That's why they're still willing to talk to me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 06:58 PM (3yCFy)

381 The thinking goes that if it is a close election and Mitt wins, his presidency is somehow 'illegitimate' and the Dems would wage "Bush vs, Gore' times infinity.

Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at August 15, 2012 06:59 PM (vroI0)

382 Damn you! Spewed beer everywhere!!!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 10:53 PM (a4CUi)

 

Glad you got the reference.  I'll go back to the Group W bench now.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 15, 2012 06:59 PM (YYyqq)

383 No way Obama runs in 2016 if he loses in 2012. Think of how many tell-all books will come out after he leaves office.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2012 07:00 PM (Gs9j9)

384 377 CP,

I highlighted in another thread the one on "Dems can put the money back in" by Jay Cost I think that no Jay they can't and keep Ocare...

Take away the 716 billion dollar "screw seniors" mess and all Barry has is "only I would have ordered a hit on OBL"....

oh "ok" hey Barack you know the difference between Mitt and You?

Mitt kept the fact he was gonna hammer you on medicare secret for months....

you got seal team 6 killed in several days....

Good going buddy.

If the liberals in this nation had ANY normal human's patriotic sense they'd be repulsed by his antics on the OBL hit.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 07:01 PM (LRFds)

385 I'd honestly say that Kirsten Gillibrand would be a good "Anti-Ryan" pick for him. But then why run Obama at all when you can run Gillibrand? Having the Obama name on the ticket at all is going to be a huge detriment to Democratic hopes to control the Whitehouse. That and given the general lack of sense the Left has demonstrated (Ie. not firing Holder, the general lack of competence in the Obama Cabinet, the slanderous attacks they've been making) it's doubtful they would replace Biden. It makes to much sense for them to actually do. And if they did, they wouldn't be able to replace him with anyone competent, and odds are they would fail to vet the replacement properly and find out that the person they pick is a complete psycho lunatic who thinks Kennedy was killed by space monkeys that were created when George Bush caused 9/11 or something crazy like that. After all they didn't exactly do a wonderful job of vetting Obama.

Posted by: James at August 15, 2012 07:01 PM (RQb/L)

386 380 PW,

Gay Marriage is a complex matter here....

I am in favor of civil unions as legal vehicle and marriage as a religious one.

Somehow that makes me evil as compared to several weeks ago....

"what changed?"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 07:02 PM (LRFds)

387 The gay marriage thing is a BFD to the Democrats' liberal base. Anyone who'd improve Obama's chances with independents would turn the base against the ticket.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 07:02 PM (3yCFy)

388 #375  I am in Johnson County as well!  LOL!  For all we know,  we live in the same neighborhood!

Isn't that amazing?

Bayh is a nice man who wound up in the dem party due to his family.  he wasn't a great governor,  but he muddled through ok,  given that his entire staff and legislature were nutso.  He did run the debt up (courtesy of the unions) so Mitch had to fix it.

My dad (a yellow dog democrat) LOVED him,  because he loved his dad Birch.  You couldn't say anything critical at all about him or my dad would go nuts.

Well, small world and allthat!

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2012 07:03 PM (GoIUi)

389 I'll go back to the Group W bench now. Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 15, 2012 10:59 PM Interdasting......

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 15, 2012 07:04 PM (a4CUi)

390 388 MM,


Maybe if we ever have the brickyard meetup thing....

"zoom"....

If your windows shake when the race in november is called that is just me and the wife screaming.....

no big deal just another night on hurricane road.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 07:09 PM (LRFds)

391 #386: Obama came out in favor of gay marriage. That's what happened.

 Liberals now consider gay marriage a done deal, never mind the more than 30 states that have banned it. Biden came out in favor of gay marriage shortly before Obama did; they're not about to ditch him in favor of someone who's doesn't loudly support gay marriage.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 07:09 PM (3yCFy)

392 Liberal voters are single-issue voters right now. And that issue is gay marriage.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 07:11 PM (3yCFy)

393 There is a reason that sitting vice presidents are never replaced on the party's ticket going into a reelection.  it is such an obvious desperation move that it will backfire and guarantee a loss.

Just think of the ads that the opposition can cut if you do.

I think plan B is to lose and run again in 2016.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 15, 2012 07:12 PM (dX4hn)

394

"372
Slightly off topic:
Jim Gerraty (sic) at NRO online had a post that if Obama loses in November, it is entirely plausable that he tries a Grover Clevland and runs again in 2016. Not sure how that would effect Hillary or Andrew Cuomo's or anyone's calculations."

 

 

You heard it here first: He WILL run again. Why do I say that? Easy! He said he wouldn't, and he's a liar and a malignant narcissist. Is there really any question? He's young, for a politician, and has a neurotic craving for attention. He'll be a problem for a long, long, long time.

 

"Tell-all books"? Please. Have you COMPLETELY forgotten who we're talking about? These people don't CARE how much dirt comes out about them, and their supporters will vote for them no matter what.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 15, 2012 07:12 PM (As94z)

395 "Moran is a an antisemitic moron, and not the good kind."

Posted by: thunderb at August 15, 2012 10:51 PM (Dnbau)

 

I can tell ya for certain that Barack is the good kind of antisemitic moron.  Clean, too.

Posted by: Veezy Joey Biden at August 15, 2012 07:12 PM (QjSgY)

396 If its Hillary or Cuomo, Obama will need more food tasters.  Biden has no aspirations other than scoring another box of sidewalk chalk to play with.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 15, 2012 07:14 PM (/RS2M)

397

These people don't CARE how much dirt comes out about them, and their supporters will vote for them no matter what.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 15, 2012 11:12 PM (As94z)

 

I hear what you're saying, but Coming Back to Preezy O Steezy is a lot different that Coming Back to Mazy O Deezy.  And Barack is one lazy muthafucka, too.  Plus, he's gonna be busy getting Chocolate Maude her Senate seat.

Posted by: Honnable Marion Barry at August 15, 2012 07:17 PM (QjSgY)

398

OT:    Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has signed an executive order directing state agencies to deny driverÂ’s licenses and other public benefits to young illegal immigrants who obtain work authorizations under a new Obama administration program.

I hope other states follow her lead. 

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 07:25 PM (EAgmr)

399 Re: 398....how soon before DOJ sues AZ again...

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2012 07:26 PM (EAgmr)

400 I really don't think we want to encourage Obama to change his VP. Let him sink with Biden. Anyone else could only help him.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at August 15, 2012 07:26 PM (QyMDY)

401 #398: Go, Jan!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 15, 2012 07:26 PM (3yCFy)

402 Maddow I say. She is young, female, lesbian, and can speak. She is already well known and liked by their base. ---------------------------------- Nah. Obama would be better off picking a woman.

Posted by: Nukie at August 15, 2012 07:28 PM (AzwZn)

403 These people don't CARE how much dirt comes out about them, and their supporters will vote for them no matter what.
------
Yes and no. They're very good at lying and ignoring inconvenient facts, but the do  care a lot how much comes out about them . This is why they are so fanatical about hiding every last detail of both his history and his presidency. And Obama is thin-skinned and has no experience dealing with anything less that a 100% adoring press. If enough critical info comes out he can no longer maintain the facade he and others have worked decades to construct.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2012 07:28 PM (Gs9j9)

404 no chance

1) Michelle Obama and Valerie Jarret would not stand for some other women, especially a Clinton, coming to the rescue of their man and getting a higher position of power.

2) Biden knows where the bodies are buried and cannot be controlled.

Posted by: Jose at August 15, 2012 07:30 PM (srIqv)

405 #72 Good suggestion Schumer..as narcissistic and repulsive and worthy of mdia blow jobs as the Dog King.
Personally my match for the JEF, and sure to receive high quality media drool: Hugo 'El Jeffe' Chavez(two non-native borns on the ticket make a positive ...or something like that).  Then their is the corpse of Fidel Castro as running mate-- has a certain Upper West Side /NYT Darling angle that would provide some real vintage drool.

Posted by: redgrains at August 15, 2012 07:44 PM (TExGL)

406 "I am resigning to spend more time with my family, and especially with my lovely wife Delmarva."

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 15, 2012 07:46 PM (41zfH)

407 Hey, I just hope there'll BE a fucking election in November. I will count it as a miracle if the September and October surprises don't end in martial law.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 15, 2012 07:46 PM (F0o5k)

408 and by the way, can we even call it an "October surprise" any more, since we all KNOW it's coming?

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at August 15, 2012 07:47 PM (F0o5k)

409 Just got another email from Jeremy at the BO campaign. It's a very confusing email with stuff like this "Romney's ads are 90 percent negative, and many are debunked almost as soon as they're aired. " previously he mentions "independent fact checkers"... "While his campaign pours tens of millions of dollars into negative TV ads that independent fact-checkers continue to prove false, Mitt Romney's in Ohio complaining about ... negativity!" but tried to go to the BO website to check it out and found a page that says "are you in"...and you can't get on until you donate. Then went to another page and it looks like they won't let you on unless you have some kind of password. I guess you have to donate to go to the campaign website now.

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 15, 2012 07:52 PM (oZfic)

410 Beau Biden busted Larry Sincair "Bama's 2 night stand" and incarcerated him for 4-5 days.

Posted by: madamex at August 15, 2012 07:57 PM (5UcDQ)

411 He's not going to replace Biden, period. That would be admitting failure and besides, Obama doesn't care who the VP is, that's just some job that is required by some old document. What matters is Obama, to Obama. And that's all that matters.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 08:22 PM (r4wIV)

412 >> There is a reason that sitting vice presidents are never replaced on the party's ticket going into a reelection. it is such an obvious desperation move that it will backfire and guarantee a loss.

FDR - Wallace --> FDR - Truman. The latter, of course, won.

Obama - HRC is stronger than Obama - Biden. Doesn't mean it's going to happen, doesn't mean they'll win. But I prefer it stay Obama - Biden.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 15, 2012 08:25 PM (qyQRd)

413 Biden is insurance. Nothing more, nothing less.

Plus he make Obumbles look FABULOUS!! and smart.

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 15, 2012 08:26 PM (Vh0f5)

414 The GOP should be running ads right now with a few choice Obama quotes, then at the end "Joe Biden isn't the problem."


Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2012 08:40 PM (o+SC1)

415 I donÂ’t think Obama could replace Biden now without looking very foolish. Of course, if Biden slipped and fell into the Potomac and drowned while out for a 2am walk with a block of cement, what could Obama do but cry a few crocodile tears and replace him.

Posted by: FeralCat at August 15, 2012 08:43 PM (cY9nU)

416 Well, Sarah told Barky to dump SloJoe for Hillarity today. So now he's gonna look panicked AND do what Sarah tells him to? NFL.

Posted by: sherlock at August 15, 2012 08:45 PM (dhjQ/)

417 Biden's in. This rodeo still needs as clown.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 15, 2012 08:54 PM (BBMHP)

418 I wonder if Joe's braindead remarks are his way of saying, "Cast me off, Chocolate Messiah!"

The problem with Hillary is that she's much smarter than Obama, and I have a feeling that Obama hates people smarter than he is.  If he chose her as VP, I wonder if she wouldn't find a way to Vince Foster him.  And I think he'd be thinking the same thing. 

Hey, maybe he'd pick Bill Clinton to be his VP. 

On the fifth hand, Joe makes Obama look really, really smart by comparison.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2012 09:10 PM (i0App)

419

My pal B+rry can replace shit for brains NOW if he wants. Fuck. Don't you know anything?

Posted by: Fuckstick John Roberts at August 15, 2012 09:13 PM (p8l5K)

420 416 Well, Sarah told Barky to dump SloJoe for Hillarity today. So now he's gonna look panicked AND do what Sarah tells him to? NFL.

Yeah, that was my reaction as well.   Palin and McCain (who's said the same thing) are poisoning the well for O'Barky.  And for Hillary.

Heh

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 15, 2012 09:42 PM (41zfH)

421 The real question is, why is there this sudden coordinated effort by Repubs to talk up dumping Biden? And it does seem coordinated, in a journalist sort of way. My guess: they know if Obama dumps Biden, it's all but over. The public will perceive that Obama is flailing. It's quite nice to see Repubs playing mind games with the Dems. Hilarious, actually. Saul Alinskys big mistake was to publish that book for all to rea.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 15, 2012 09:45 PM (J9Fxi)

422 haven't had time to read all of the comments, so if this has been said, appy polly logies, but Hills will be WAY too old to run in 2016

Posted by: kinlaw at August 15, 2012 09:50 PM (l1ZyS)

423 Diane Feinstein

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2012 10:05 PM (/2ECq)

424 264 Choom and Ferret came on right after Starsky and Hutch. Seen Choom and Ferret is about a drug dealer/pimp and his number #1 driver called the Ferret. Now police detective Sarah Palin has been trying to bust this deadly duo for months. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 10:24 PM (V2inB) SCOAMF/Huggy Bear '12 Shit just got real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2012 12:23 AM (wmk8Q)

425 I didn't read all of the comments, so forgive me if someone else said this, but maybe Obama would like to get rid of Biden, but nobody else wants to be Obama's vice president.

Posted by: AllenS at August 16, 2012 01:38 AM (8Mv0a)

426
If I'm Hillary, and the JEF comes to me with an offer to replace Biden, I have to consider the four possible outcomes:

1. JEF keeps Biden, wins.
2. JEF keeps Biden, loses.
3. JEF replaces Biden, wins.
4. JEF replaces Biden, loses.

Obviously, scenario 3 is best: JEF wins, Hillary gets the credit, and she's the heir-apparent. Of course, the JEF will have thoroughly fucked up the economy by the time 2016 rolls around. On the other hand, by 2016 the Obamacare manacles will be firmly locked in place, and the electorate will have been thoroughly watered down with amnestied illegals, so she can count on the ever-increasing number of government/Democratic dependents voting to keep their bread and circuses.

And clearly, scenario 4 is the worst: JEF loses, and Hillary gets the blame. (You don't really expect the JEF to shoulder the blame himself, do you?)

Scenario 1 is neutral: Hillary gets her shot, because nobody considers Biden an heir-apparent. (The conventional wisdom is that Biden was selected to make up for the JEF's inadequacies; I think that the JEF couldn't bear to have a second-in-command who overshadowed him - and to find someone who didn't, he had to stoop awfully low.)

Scenario 2 is also neutral: Hillary will have a shot in 2016 because Romney/Ryan are going to have to clean up Obama's mess, and given how the world economy is going, things are still likely to be in the shitter. Not to mention that the MFM [spit] will be playing up every problem in the country, real and imagined, blaming R&R for every problem that Obama created. So she'll be able to play on the electorate's discontent: "Hillary! The One We Should Have Had!"

So, of the four scenarios, three reward staying off the ticket, or at least are neutral. The big question is whether her presence on the ticket would be enough to push the JEF over the top; and at best, that's open to debate.

Conclusion: if the JEF offers Hillary the VP slot, she says no.

Posted by: Brown Line at August 16, 2012 02:26 AM (rDYAB)

427 Joe Biden has a nickname: Life Insurance.

Posted by: wet nose at August 16, 2012 04:21 AM (mwmz5)

428 Keep Biden... at least until the 21st century...

Posted by: ROIGuy at August 16, 2012 05:33 AM (7YnaR)

429 Sarah Palin was the first to come out and tell the prez to dump joey baby. How will the libx/dems deal with that little factoid if he does drop Biden? Oh I'll have so much fun telling them "see, he took Sarah Palin's advice, you remember her, you actually believed that she said that she could see Russia from her house, yeah, that Sarah Palin".... they won't be able to deal with it, no less stand the shame of him taking advice from someone they perceive as "an idiot"... Hope he drops him, can't wait for the fun...

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 16, 2012 06:25 AM (oZfic)

430 As I said over at Beldar: http://bit.ly/Pt6jsq I don't really see any reason for Hilary to take the offer.  If Obama loses after she's been added to the ballot, she's toast.  If Obama wins, and survives his second term, she has to run for Pres carrying all the baggage of his presidency, w/o any of his charisma.  Ask Al Gore who well that worked out.  Hell, ask any sitting VP of the last 100+ years other than Bush 41how that's worked out.  It's a lose-lose situation for her.

Andrew Cuomo's been governor of NY for 2 years.  He's signed the only legitimate gay marriage law in the US, and he's pissed off some unions by cutting some of their more outrageous deals.  Admittedly, it would be fun to watch libs who claimed Palin wasn't qualified, arguing that Cuomo is, despite having no more experience.  Other than that, he provides a negative example compared to Obama (he's made hard choices, Obama hasn't), is from a State and area that Obama already has locked up (or, if he doesn't, Obama's toast and the election is over), and I'll still take Ryan over Cuomo in a debate.

In short, there's nothign in it for Hilary, and Cuomo won't help Obama.  Not going to lose any sleep over it.

Greg

Posted by: Greg Q at August 16, 2012 07:50 AM (4Pleu)

431 Obama should throw up a Hail Mary and select Alan Grayson as his running mate.  He should introduce him as the face and the future of American progressivism and as the standard bearer of democrat leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Schnack at August 16, 2012 08:50 AM (SHqN1)

432 My apologies if someone has already noted this but has anyone taken a good look at HRC lately. Egads.

Posted by: EriK at August 16, 2012 01:36 PM (Dmu6i)

433 Get rid if Joe? This is already one of the most humorless administrations in US history! Gotta keep Joe! He's the only bright spot. No one else in the Obama White House is gonna make us smile.


Posted by: BENNING at August 17, 2012 06:44 AM (OIAYx)

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