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March 05, 2012

A Commercial
— CAC

Frankly, I don't get it.
I'll look for clues in the comments.

Posted by: CAC at 04:20 PM | Comments (267)
Post contains 16 words, total size 1 kb.

1 They're both looking down her top. What's not to get?

Posted by: Cicero at March 05, 2012 04:21 PM (QKKT0)

2 He'll need a bigger snake.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:22 PM (QKKT0)

3 She wants a DP. I'm sure urban dictionary can explain that to you.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 04:22 PM (niZvt)

4 3 way? Maybe just salacious ambiance.

Posted by: real joe at March 05, 2012 04:23 PM (w7Lv+)

5 This is how 80% of european pornos start. Always with two dudes.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2012 04:23 PM (vjyZP)

6 She's a horny bitch?

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 04:24 PM (Z71Vg)

7 The stress of the Republican's assault on her ladyparts and reproductive choices is causing her hair to fall out in clumps, clogging the drain. d'uh.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 05, 2012 04:24 PM (h6mPj)

8 kinky

Posted by: joe in houston at March 05, 2012 04:24 PM (MnSla)

9 I'll explain it: there's a marketing firm full of "artists". They hear "double impact" and this is as far as their minds went.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 05, 2012 04:24 PM (xXhWA)

10 It symbolizes that her cooter is clogged with hair and toothpaste.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2012 04:24 PM (vjyZP)

11 The last guy who snaked my pipes used a tunnel borer.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:25 PM (QKKT0)

12 CAC- If you don't get it, you need to get out more often.

Are you having a bachelor party? Maybe some of us can come out and 'splain this to ya.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 05, 2012 04:25 PM (UTq/I)

13
Her muffin has seen more one-eyed snakes than Sandra Fluke's well- worn fish taco.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2012 04:25 PM (TkGkA)

14 BTW MMF is GAY

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (xXhWA)

15 That was pretty gross. That commercial needed to be crushed by a no-longer-levitating $10 million rock.

Posted by: really ... at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (X3lox)

16 >>Frankly, I don't get it.

You don't need to get it, but I'm guessin' she will, frankly.
Er, double frankly.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (ZJCDy)

17 Sex sells anything.

Or at least this company thinks so.

I think she should have done the produce guy. He is sorta cute and he's got a job, so he can afford to buy slut protection devices.

Posted by: GnuBreed, commenter at Big Moron at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (ccXZP)

Drano is the devil's work!!!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (vjyZP)

19 This is just horrible, our society has gotten so crass that even commercials are making double penetration entendres, it's disgusting.

*fap fap fap*

Disgusting!

Posted by: booger at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (29wvc)

20 >>The last guy who snaked my pipes used a tunnel borer.

Was that the one they used for the Chunnel?

Posted by: Retread at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (joSBv)

21 Liquid Plumber makes a great douche but you have to use it fast before it eats through the bag.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:26 PM (QKKT0)

22 Double impact? That's nothing, I can handle way more.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:27 PM (KI/Ch)

23 2 men and 1 woman? Gay.

Posted by: snowcrash at March 05, 2012 04:27 PM (t2NQr)

24
O/T Iowahawk's Barry Resign petition at WH.gov is only up to 549.

Come on, Moron Horde, we can do better than that.

Sorry for the O/T. Carry on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2012 04:27 PM (UOM48)

25 3 She wants a DP.

I'm sure urban dictionary can explain that to you.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 08:22 PM (niZvt)

Indeed.

Or at least get spit roasted.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 05, 2012 04:27 PM (ICm2i)

26
It would have worked better if she had eaten an In-N-Out burger while staring at their snakes.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2012 04:28 PM (TkGkA)

27 That's how I "freshen up" in the morning.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:28 PM (FcR7P)

28 So... she's going to used the barbed cock of Satan on those two dudes?

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2012 04:28 PM (vjyZP)

29 2 men and 1 woman? Gay.
Posted by: snowcrash
............
Ya just gotta avoid eye contact with the other dude.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 05, 2012 04:28 PM (UTq/I)

30 Just two guys? That means I'll still be able to speak.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:29 PM (QKKT0)

31 I don't get it either. And what's with the guy and the big melons? He looked like he was enjoying those melons. Do guys like big melons?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2012 04:29 PM (6TB1Z)

32 Simple

Chick wants it in both "pipes."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2012 04:30 PM (UOM48)

33 Ya just gotta avoid eye contact with the other dude.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 05, 2012 08:28 PM (UTq/I)

So you look away and see a big hairy leg...

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 05, 2012 04:30 PM (xXhWA)

Liquid Plumher can pay her rubber bill.

Posted by: Javems at March 05, 2012 04:30 PM (gCAKv)

35 Holy shit! O'Reilly did just tell a screamer of a joke!!

Posted by: really ... at March 05, 2012 04:31 PM (X3lox)

36 So whatever the snake fails to grab, the plmbr dissolves. As rachel Wray used ti say: "Yummo"

Posted by: FunJohnny at March 05, 2012 04:31 PM (IvpN6)

37 It started out all black, so it must be raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist.

Posted by: Gerry at March 05, 2012 04:31 PM (BMDa/)

38 *snort. Jane!!! I lost my wine with that one!

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 04:32 PM (Z71Vg)

39 I think it's the story of my conception Mom reminisces about.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:32 PM (lpWVn)

40 You guys gotta see the pipe cleaning that goes on when me, Reggie, Kal, and my tranny nanny all get together.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 05, 2012 04:32 PM (KI/Ch)

41 Ya just gotta avoid eye contact with the other dude.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 05, 2012 08:28 PM (UTq/I)

And agree to port assignments in advance.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:32 PM (QKKT0)

Is this really an add that is really gonna be shown on tv? Really? Really?

...Christ on a crutch, I sound like Nancy Pelosi all up in here.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 05, 2012 04:33 PM (QK1XT)

43 Healthcare policies in daydreams always include free birth control coverage.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2012 04:33 PM (ccFy2)

sorry... *ad* .... back off spell police!

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (QK1XT)

45 It's funny because poop

Posted by: Andy Bernard at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (DVYq+)

46 3 She wants a DP.
I'm sure urban dictionary can explain that to you.
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 08:22 PM (niZvt)

Ya beat me to it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (lce0m)

47 Is this really an add that is really gonna be shown on tv? Really? Really?

...Christ on a crutch, I sound like Nancy Pelosi all up in here.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 05, 2012 08:33 PM (QK1XT)

Yes.

What's wrong with it?

Posted by: CAC at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (4enjT)

amateurs

Posted by: Don Draper at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (8g9qq)

49 Oh, and whatever it is, we should be funding it through taxpayer dollars

Posted by: Andy Bernard at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (DVYq+)

50 Until Empire of Jeff explains the mini van in detail (or in de tail ) properly , I reserve the right to comment on this particular advertisement .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (npr0X)

51 I thought double impact meant they each chose an end and tried to turn her into an accordian.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (NVu2l)

52 The clogged woman can go halves with Ms. Fluke to get matching phone #s, suitable for posting in any mens restroom.

For a good time call 1-800 SLUT - ONE or SLUT - TWO

Hurry, nympho operators are standing by.

Posted by: GnuBreed, commenter at Big Moron at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (ccXZP)

53 Some women can't afford to buy Liquid Plumr every month, what with law school tuition and alcohol and stuff.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:34 PM (QKKT0)

54 Even with being spit roasted one guy still has to have a condom. AT the bulk rate of .33 that means the thousands still cost money!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's vagina at March 05, 2012 04:35 PM (ICm2i)

55 The important question no one is asking: Is this covered by women's health insurance?

Posted by: JustaGuy at March 05, 2012 04:35 PM (Ffqmi)

56 Cleanup on Aisle Panties.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2012 04:35 PM (mGCrH)

57 The red thing is called a Fluker

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (u50z0)

58 Hangs head . HTML fails on this site are un-excusable . I will do the right thing .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (npr0X)

59
Liquid Plumber Double Impact?
I call that my Saturday night special.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (2TRSa)

60 "Double impact?" Pfftt. DVDA all the way.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke: Cock aficionado at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (MmrSI)

61 that lady has a clump of hair in her vajay jay?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (Ho2rs)

62 Good luck, lady, explaining all the rubbers jammed into your "drain".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:36 PM (FcR7P)

63 You are all being counterproductive and turning off all the younger women visiting here who might otherwise be interested in conservative thought, but now won't, because you're a bunch of prudes. With lewd sex jokes.

For Shame ! /voice of Pinto's angel in Animal House

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 05, 2012 04:37 PM (QTHTd)

64 She should be careful with that stuff, it could really burn her skin if it gets sprayed all over her face.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2012 04:37 PM (+lsX1)

65

Â“If I had my life to live over again, IÂ’d be a plumber.Â”

- Albert Einstein

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2012 04:37 PM (TkGkA)

66 One word for her: SLUT!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at March 05, 2012 04:38 PM (gul5u)

67 JustaGu, see #43

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2012 04:38 PM (ccFy2)

68 The actress is teh hawtness.

I would hit that so hard the first person to pull me out would be crowned the King of England.

Posted by: Sam at March 05, 2012 04:38 PM (Y1epK)

69 So now CAC is trolling the blog?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 05, 2012 04:39 PM (rX1N2)

70 Women's kooch is like a dirty drain?

Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2012 04:39 PM (N2yhW)

71
So Sandra Fluke is a public advocate for taxpayer funded sex change conversions. Who knew?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2012 04:39 PM (TkGkA)

72 My favorite part is where she tries to shake her hair down and it's lame. Oh, actually the guy without facial hair is my favorite part.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 05, 2012 04:39 PM (u50z0)

73 I think I saw that on TV last night. I'll have to admit to being unobservant enough that my mind wasn't going 'there' when I saw it on TV. Now that I'm hanging out here in the House of Morons, it seems obvious.

Posted by: someone at March 05, 2012 04:40 PM (bqjJT)

74 I was raped by two plumbers. I can't be sure.........but.....one guy was named Joe.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:41 PM (kqbIK)

75 So now CAC is trolling the blog?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 05, 2012 08:39 PM (rX1N2)

Unpossible.

Posted by: CAC at March 05, 2012 04:41 PM (4enjT)

76 Slut housewife stars in:

~~Sudden Double Impact~~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 04:42 PM (lce0m)

77 It's like the Orkin man ads. Have you ever seen a real Orkin man?

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 05, 2012 04:42 PM (u50z0)

78 Well I am simply appalled. Outraged. Scandalized, even. That young man is handling the meat slicer in an unsafe and unsanitary way and I, for one, will simply not stand idly by such blatant flouting of the health code goes on.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard and still misses the point at March 05, 2012 04:42 PM (snRY5)

79 It's a drug reference. She's emptying a bowl with a pipe, and all her stress drains away like magic. Absolutely a drug reference. Not sure what the bulked-up dudes are for.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (8+t26)

80 Well, that didn't quite work as I expected...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (lce0m)

81 Ya just gotta avoid eye contact with the other dude.

I've been told that, when giving a woman the accordion treatment, it's in bad taste to high five the other guy.

Posted by: Alex at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (XzxB+)

82 I would hit that so hard the first person to pull me out would be crowned the King of England.

Let's be honest. Somebody that pulled a guy like you off of a hottie like that would be more likely to receive some kind of citizen hero award during an Anti-Molestation Awareness Month Celebration.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (+lsX1)

83 Meat slicer?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (QKKT0)

84 It's not gay if it's a threeway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Posted by: toby928© at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (GTbGH)

85 Double? hah. pikers

Posted by: Fluck at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (OhYCU)

86 Heh. My nickname around the Gray Lady is "Sudden Impact."

Or maybe it's "Too Sudden Impact."

I forget.

Posted by: Sex Pirate Chas Blow at March 05, 2012 04:43 PM (gul5u)

87 I object to this type of advertising!

Posted by: John P. Holdren at March 05, 2012 04:44 PM (mjR67)

88
Where's the obligatory male plumber butt crack joke? Or the female plumber butt cleavage joke?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2012 04:44 PM (TkGkA)

89 77 It's like the Orkin man ads. Have you ever seen a real Orkin man?
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 05, 2012 08:42 PM (u50z0)

Well at least the Orkin commercials aren't implying that he'll double team you with the giant termite.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 04:45 PM (GULKT)

90 I've been told that, when giving a woman the accordion treatment, it's in bad taste to high five the other guy.

Setting your beers on her back is also considered a serious faux-pas.

Posted by: Ask Miss Manners at March 05, 2012 04:45 PM (QKKT0)

91 Women's kooch is like a dirty drain? Posted by: dogfish at March 05, 2012 08:39 PM (N2yhW) A dirty, dirty drain! Filthy dirty drain!

Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 05, 2012 04:45 PM (A2+pr)

92 Even with being spit roasted one guy still has to have a condom. AT the bulk rate of .33 that means the thousands still cost money!

Not if they're doing it right.

Posted by: Alex at March 05, 2012 04:46 PM (XzxB+)

93 Slut housewife stars in: I Dreamed I Was the Fixin's for a Ted Kennedy / Chris Dodd Sammich

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 04:46 PM (lce0m)

94 I don't get it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 05, 2012 04:46 PM (dxTxt)

95 I'll assume that Georgetown's insurance isn't going to cover the Liquid Plumber or condoms.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 05, 2012 04:46 PM (GZitp)

96 I fol won im offendd. Tha war no tinese peopore. Wha wrong? Le haf huge-snakes

Posted by: Ching-Chong The Giant Ape at March 05, 2012 04:46 PM (U+Ogs)

97 Are they implying that liquid plumer is safe to use to masturbate with?

Posted by: DrMrBadman at March 05, 2012 04:47 PM (mq3Ne)

98 Fist-bumps, though, are acceptable.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 05, 2012 04:47 PM (QTHTd)

99 68 The actress is teh hawtness.

What, are you into necrophilia or something?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 05, 2012 04:47 PM (6TB1Z)

100 What's it mean? The woman wants her pipes cleaned and reamed, twice.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (O3R/2)

101 Women's kooch is like a dirty drain?

A dirty drain with teeth.

Posted by: Alex at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (XzxB+)

102 CAC.. I think some guy is kind of thinking the same thing I am. I am no prude.. but really.. this is a bit over the top. The sexualization of our society continues.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (Z71Vg)

103 er, liquid plumber is better than plumbers crack-s?

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (TomZ9)

104 29 2 men and 1 woman? Gay. Posted by: snowcrash ............ Ya just gotta avoid ~~eye~~ schwang contact with the other dude. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 05, 2012 08:28 PM (UTq/I) FTFY And, Yes, I just had to go there...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (niZvt)

105 Are they implying that liquid plumer is safe to use to masturbate with?

Yes. Absolutely.

Posted by: Liquid Plumr Customer Relations Dept. at March 05, 2012 04:48 PM (QKKT0)

106 84 It's not gay if it's a threeway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Posted by: toby928Â© at March 05, 2012 08:43 PM (GTbGH)

If the girl is Lady Gaga, then yeah its all gay.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 04:49 PM (GULKT)

107 I would smash that chick so hard.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 05, 2012 04:49 PM (qyB3P)

108 Just don't mix that shit with any Dow products.

Unless you want to see me frothing up out of your sink.

Posted by: Vagina Bubbles from Hell at March 05, 2012 04:49 PM (gul5u)

109

Only two?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:50 PM (ES9R7)

110 Setting your beers on her back is also considered a serious faux-pas. Use a coaster, you savages!

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2012 04:50 PM (FcR7P)

111 I got your Liquid right here

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at March 05, 2012 04:50 PM (OhYCU)

112 Free Liquid Plumber is a women's health issue!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:50 PM (niZvt)

113 > The red thing is called a Fluker

Okay, THAT made me literally laugh out loud.

Thanks, Dagny!!

Posted by: speedster1 at March 05, 2012 04:51 PM (yeM7r)

114 Liquid Plumr. Donkey punch your next nasty clog.

Posted by: Liquid Plumr Tag Line Evaluation Committee at March 05, 2012 04:51 PM (QKKT0)

115 This is what happens now that the Chasing Amy crowd are hitting 40.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 05, 2012 04:52 PM (ZPrif)

116 Holy crap , a Masturbatin' Pete sighting .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 04:52 PM (npr0X)

117 That was more of a hit than my "Double Impact", *sad face*, *down-twinkles*

Posted by: Jean-Claude Van Damme at March 05, 2012 04:52 PM (UR5vq)

118 Slut housewife's chickens come home to roost in: Fluke-A-Dood;e-Duo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 04:52 PM (lce0m)

119

Well at least the Orkin commercials aren't implying that he'll double team you with the giant termite.

They aren't?

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 05, 2012 04:53 PM (u50z0)

120 Highly unfapworthy.

Posted by: navybrat at March 05, 2012 04:53 PM (XWDcH)

121 Its a reference to "double penetration."

Posted by: Texan Economist at March 05, 2012 04:53 PM (TC/9F)

122 107 I would smash that chick so hard.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 05, 2012 08:49 PM (qyB3P)

Just like God did to those stupid Southerner Christians during the tornadoes! Am I right?! LOL!!!

Posted by: Mike Malloy: Liberal radio personality at March 05, 2012 04:54 PM (MmrSI)

123 I think some guy is kind of thinking the same thing I am. I am no prude.. but really.. this is a bit over the top.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 08:48 PM (Z71Vg)

"a bit over the top"? This commercial was fucking repulsive.

Posted by: really ... at March 05, 2012 04:54 PM (X3lox)

124 CAC.. I think some guy is kind of thinking the same thing I am. I am no prude.. but really.. this is a bit over the top. The sexualization of our society continues.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 08:48 PM (Z71Vg)

What does this ad, featuring two helpful everyday citizens coming to the aid of a woman who badly needs her pipes snaked and geled, have anything to do with sex?

Posted by: CAC at March 05, 2012 04:54 PM (4enjT)

125 I got nuthin...

Posted by: catmman at March 05, 2012 04:54 PM (C8XlI)

126 I think she's trying to take her mind off the cost of the groceries in the Obama economy by fantasizing about those two gay guys or something.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 04:55 PM (eQI0M)

127 Yeah it's dirty. My mind went there, it's funny.

Posted by: fb at March 05, 2012 04:55 PM (wQ1iq)

128 Somebody's contraceptive bill just went up.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 04:55 PM (u3N3z)

129

Equating clogged drains to women's "holes" and recommending a highly caustic solution as what they need poured into them?

Are we sure this wasn't produced by the Taliban?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 05, 2012 04:56 PM (ES9R7)

130 2 dorks + 1 squeakhole....barney frank approved

Posted by: model_1066 at March 05, 2012 04:56 PM (PWwbk)

131 Hilo, Hawaii-based KPUA AM 670 announcing that they will no longer air his show

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 04:56 PM (TomZ9)

132 She oughta be hitting the Lady Rogaine aisle if she's getting that much hair in the drain.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 04:56 PM (eQI0M)

133 commenter on legal insurrection , looks like it also is said ay media matters

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 04:56 PM (TomZ9)

134 sorry Rush's show.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 04:57 PM (TomZ9)

135 Holy crap , a Masturbatin' Pete sighting . Posted by: Bill D. Cat

I still visit AoS every goddam day but it's just too damn popular. By the time I get to a thread there are like 450 comments and it's not worth it to throw my $0.02 in. Congrats to Ace and the Cob Loggers for building the Moronosphere, but I can't keep up with the pace here, especially with what I spend the rest of my free time doing...

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 05, 2012 04:57 PM (qyB3P)

136 The sexualization of our society continues.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 08:48 PM (Z71Vg)

Its not even really the sexualization. It's the stupidification. Some ad professional's life is so filled with internet porn that a spoof of a closet-homo fetish is the best they could come up with. And I think I can guess exactly when this genius had his epiphany.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 05, 2012 04:57 PM (xXhWA)

137 As a member of NO MA'AM, I detest this commercial. I remember a time when a man didn't have to worry about satisfying a woman, and a chicken at that. Therefore, all housework shall be done by women with big lucious hooters.

Posted by: dudeonbreak at March 05, 2012 04:58 PM (U+Ogs)

138

@102

Thanks jewells45, ya hit the nail on the head. Seeing as how I hang out here, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be offended by the commercial. Lol.

I'm am supprised that a network would show this as the DP insinuations are unavoidlable. You know, to anyone that has ever heard of pornography.

This just in....

Rick Santorum unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 05, 2012 04:58 PM (QK1XT)

139 A devil's threesome.

Posted by: BishopWash at March 05, 2012 04:58 PM (liT8W)

140 Which one's Josephine?

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 04:59 PM (eQI0M)

141 Great news all. Just got a commercial! I will be in a new douche ad for "Janitor in a Drum".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke-It at March 05, 2012 04:59 PM (WUWb9)

142 Hilo, Hawaii-based KPUA AM 670 announcing that they will no longer air his show AM 670. That's barely on the dial. Did their listener complain?

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2012 04:59 PM (FcR7P)

143 Also, I do show up at other places on the innertubes. I'm on on Reason a lot. Just Google my name. Probably not from a work computer, though. Or your Mom's computer.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (qyB3P)

144 I approve of this ad.

Posted by: "Tony" Weiner at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (U+Ogs)

145 Will Dominos procure the services of whichever company produced this commerical for Liquid Plummer to use for a pizza commercial? They'd make the typical "pizza with everything" bit seem downright tame.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (UR5vq)

146 So one dude goes in first, pulls out, and then the other guy finishes the job? This innuendo is breaking down fast, not unlike her pipes.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (tKFT6)

147 Hilo, Hawaii-based KPUA AM 670 announcing that they will no longer air his show

Which station is likely to benefit from this decision?

Posted by: toby928© at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (GTbGH)

148 Gives new meaning to the phrase "contraceptive man date".

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2012 05:00 PM (vjyZP)

149 She then went on to tell the meat slicer she needed her pipes cleaned IYKWIMAITYD. To which he replied "that liquid Plumb-R there will do the job just fine, miss. My services are not required. Besides, I am but a humble meat packer."

Posted by: And now you know the rest of the story. at March 05, 2012 05:01 PM (wQ1iq)

150 They really should have cast Jasmine Byrne in this commercial.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2012 05:01 PM (vjyZP)

151 Well.. see?? It must be working because I actually called it a bit over the top and really said it was repulsive. Which it is. I've gotten so used to every ad having some sexual connotation to it, it's just standard fare anymore. Hell, even a chick eating potato ships looks like she's getting ready to orgasm at any moment.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 05:02 PM (Z71Vg)

152 2 men and 1 woman? Gay.

Heh, the 'Devil's Threesome'. Obligatory Scrubs reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTlLalZn_co

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:02 PM (vDjgF)

153 We have always encouraged spirited discussion about national and local issues on KPUA and from time to time those discussions may be deemed by some to be objectionable. We are strong believers in the first amendment and have recognized Mr. Limbaugh's right to express opinions that often times differ from our own, but
it has never been our goal to allow our station to be used for personal attacks and intolerance. The most recent incident has crossed a line of decency and a standard that we expect of programming on KPUA whether it is locally produced or a syndicated program like the Rush Limbaugh show.

While much of the national debate regarding this issue is now being framed in political terms, the decision for us is one of decency and responsibility. Regardless of one's political views on the issue being discussed, we feel the delivery was degrading and the continued comments over several days to be egregious. As a result, we are discontinuing the Rush Limbaugh program on KPUA effective immediately."

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 05:02 PM (TomZ9)

154 The sexualization of our society continues. Just seems more like infantilization.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

155 It would be funnier if it was a nerdy guy.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (X3KAb)

156 Apropos of nothing, I'm 4 episodes behind on Justified.

Posted by: toby928© at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (GTbGH)

157 I think it's about an oppressed woman, as a Jesus figure. (That always got me a B in college.)

Posted by: Randall Hoven at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (XnXR0)

158 Chris Leonard, President and General Manager of New West Broadcasting Corp., today released the following statement:

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (TomZ9)

159 You guys are too much. Two chicks and you'd be all over it. Too guys and suddenly you're Rick Santorum's grandmother. I dig the two guys. They can wait their turn. One could, clean the pool or something, then switch and the first could wax the car. It could work.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:03 PM (u50z0)

160

ships= chips. *sigh*.. when will learn to proof first?

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 05:04 PM (Z71Vg)

161

136Holy crap , a Masturbatin' Pete sighting .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat

.............................but I can't keep up with the pace here, especially with what I spend the rest of my free time doing...

what's that? Masturbatin?

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 05, 2012 05:05 PM (QE/BE)

162 >>>Two chicks and you'd be all over it. Uh, no. I can handle my own plumbing problems, thank you very much,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 05:05 PM (UR5vq)

163 And of course someone beats me to the reference.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:05 PM (vDjgF)

164 There's actually a 3rd plumber, but the other one's out in the yard calling out some politician for being a marxist.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 05:05 PM (eQI0M)

165 159 I think it's about an oppressed woman, as a Jesus figure. (That always got me a B in college.)
Posted by: Randall Hoven at March 05, 2012 09:03 PM (XnXR0)

What? No man's inhumanity to man" or "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely"? Johnny One-Note, you are.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:06 PM (lce0m)

166 161 You guys are too much. Two chicks and you'd be all over it. Too guys and suddenly you're Rick Santorum's grandmother. I dig the two guys. They can wait their turn. One could, clean the pool or something, then switch and the first could wax the car. It could work.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 09:03 PM (u50z0)

But that would not be a double impact as implied.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 05:07 PM (GULKT)

167 I think it's a gay writing team's idea of what a woman would fantasize about (down to the men-actors). I don't think it goes beyond that. OK, maybe also "either I can fix it myself, or call a plumber."

It doesn't really need to make sense; if you remember the product's name, you'll still reach for it when the need arises...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 05, 2012 05:07 PM (mENeG)

168 What you call "Double Impact," I call "Saturday night."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 05:07 PM (ykSKg)

169 Two chicks and you'd be all over it.

I hear some guys are into it, but I don't want a chick snaking my drain, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:07 PM (vDjgF)

170 Male actors seem to be getting gayer and gayer., by the way...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 05, 2012 05:08 PM (mENeG)

171 Too guys

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 09:03 PM (u50z0)

Exactly!

And the attempt to mainstream anal sex is sick. And very, very unhealthy, since everything comes down to health care costs, these days ...

Posted by: really ... at March 05, 2012 05:08 PM (X3lox)

172 I feel bad for how long that must have taken to type one handed . Sorry 'pete .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 05:08 PM (npr0X)

173 What? No man's inhumanity to man" or "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely"? Johnny One-Note, you are.Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

He said a B. Jeeesh. Some people..

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 05, 2012 05:09 PM (dxTxt)

174

<i>I hear some guys are into it, but I don't want a chick snaking my drain, IYKWIM.</i>

Draining the snake, on the other hand...

Posted by: KobyashiMaru at March 05, 2012 05:09 PM (U+Ogs)

175

Oh and of course we'd be all over it if it were two chicks. We're guys and we like women.

Menage a Trois, One man Two women, Ooo La La

http://tinyurl.com/77atq4f

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 05:09 PM (GULKT)

176 Okay.. I'm really beyond pissed at Time Warner. Almost every time I try to watch something on demand it says data not available. Grrr!!!

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 05:10 PM (Z71Vg)

177 Hey CAC, I'm getting a clue. It's a raging clue at that.

Posted by: The Hardly Boys at March 05, 2012 05:10 PM (U+Ogs)

178 154 We have always encouraged spirited discussion about national and local
issues on KPUA and from time to time those discussions may be deemed by
some to be objectionable. We are strong believers...
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 09:02 PM (TomZ9)

160 Chris Leonard, President and General Manager of New West Broadcasting Corp., today released the following statement:
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2012 09:03 PM (TomZ9)

Someone's got to help willow! She's presenting signs of having been infected by Twitter's chronoton inverters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:10 PM (lce0m)

179 Breaking: The Santorum campaign launched a blistering offensive against the hotdog industry today for refusing to sell weiners individually, as God intended. "No longer will we stand idly by while big hotdog tempts American housewives with a Satan's Octet package of eight." Representatives from Hebrew National did not return calls by press time.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2012 05:10 PM (+lsX1)

180 But that would not be a double impact as implied.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 09:07 PM (GULKT)

Yeah, with the tag team thing, you have to cut cards to see who goes second.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 05, 2012 05:11 PM (NVu2l)

181 Two chicks and you'd be all over it. Too guys and suddenly you're Rick Santorum's grandmother.

The difference is that we're straight, whereas every woman is bisexual after three appletinis.

Posted by: Alex at March 05, 2012 05:11 PM (XzxB+)

182 I wish it were a detergent commercial demonstrating getting jizz out of cashmere. I could use a couple of gallons of that right now.

The detergent, that is.

I've already got a couple of gallons of jizz embedded in my cashmere.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke: Cock aficionado at March 05, 2012 05:12 PM (MmrSI)

183

One Man two Chicks = healthy choice

Two Men one chick = unhealthy competition

Posted by: The Boner Economist at March 05, 2012 05:12 PM (U+Ogs)

184 but I can't keep up with the pace here, especially with what I spend the rest of my free time doing...

what's that? Masturbatin? Posted by: Hobo from Heck

No, writing the Great American Novel.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 05, 2012 05:13 PM (qyB3P)

185 Hell, even a chick eating potato ships looks like she's getting ready to orgasm at any moment.

Yeah, there was a shampoo commercial awhile ago, I can't remember the brand, in which the woman looks like she's having a full-body orgasm from washing her hair. I had little girls at home at the time and it was uncomfortable.

@161 Dagny-stop playing with fire. This is likely to start a 1000 post comment, ending in an Ace-ian rebuke, and I just can't take another one of those.

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 05:15 PM (6TB1Z)

186 182 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 05, 2012 09:10 PM (+lsX1)

Big Hotdog! Bwahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:16 PM (lce0m)

187 No, writing the Great American Novel. What's the difference ? One hand's still getting used . ....... and your comments are missed .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 05:16 PM (npr0X)

188

the message is that Michelle wants you to sign up to support Barack and Plumber Joe the Sheriff, since the stimulus and the cash for clunkers and the loan guarantees to Solundra and all that unclogged the pipes of the economy

or maybe Mochelle wants a threesome with Ron North and Peter Jeremy.

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:17 PM (Df0od)

189 Rule 34.
No exceptions, even for drain cleaners commercials.

Posted by: Tjexcite at March 05, 2012 05:17 PM (sk1Ym)

190 @188.. yeah I remember that one. I think it was Herbel Essence shampoo.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2012 05:17 PM (Z71Vg)

191 It's a girl thing, honey. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Jane Withers at March 05, 2012 05:17 PM (gre5a)

192 Too guys. LOL. It would just be useful for when they got older and the guys get tired. Then you'd have a spare.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:18 PM (u50z0)

193 Slutty! Her parents must be plumbers. I mean proud! Proud.

Posted by: Baraka at March 05, 2012 05:18 PM (hHgxI)

194 Hebrew National only puts 7 wieners into a package. Satan's Septet?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 05, 2012 05:18 PM (O3R/2)

195 This just goes to show that a woman struggling with her mortgage and grocery bills needs health care funding for her Liquid Plummer. Only women haters would deny the woman the pipe cleaning so vital to her health

Posted by: King Barry the Healer at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

196
"Thanks to Masturbatin' Pete"

...is still the funniest thing I've seen on this site.

Posted by: Mr.Lips at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (bFNQb)

197

by the way, has anyone asked Andrew Sullivan if he's sure that Barack is the real father of Malaria and Shashlik?

Pls delete my email as I can't afford to fight the IRS and Butch Napolitano

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (Df0od)

198

"Hebrew National only puts 7 wieners into a package. Satan's Septet?"

A full week supply!

Posted by: The Boner Economist at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (U+Ogs)

199 188 Herbal Essence was the shampoo. I believe the tag line was "a totally organic experience."

Posted by: no good deed at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (mjR67)

200

@150 Lol.

Hey! Who the hell let Zombie Paul Harvey into Headquarters?!

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 05, 2012 05:20 PM (QK1XT)

201 That's why my husband hates Mad Men. He says it's a gay fantasy. The set, the clothes, the story lines are all gay.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:20 PM (u50z0)

202 188 @161 Dagny-stop playing with fire. This is likely to start a 1000 post comment, ending in an Ace-ian rebuke, and I just can't take another one of those. Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 09:15 PM (6TB1Z)

That, or the time one of the 'ettes' opening bid on an ONT referred to having just done the horizontal mambo somewhere in the kitchen and the whole place went full throttle Santorum at her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (lce0m)

203 GnuBreed @ 17

I think the produce guy was one of the plumbers. Or verse vica.

Posted by: Jane Withers at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (gre5a)

204 You should see what these advertising bastards want me to eat the peanut butter out of!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (1grxW)

205 It kills me that I show up late to this thread, and there's not one "He fixes the cable?" joke, nor a single reference to "Logjammin' ", but it's all gone so o/t that I couldn't get one in.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN loves Lebowski and Breitbart at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (lJJMb)

206 Off, sock! Phew! Where's the Clorox?

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (gre5a)

207

re 201

so far as I recall, Hebrew National eight to a pack. Satan I can't speak for, although I can ask him the next time I go to synagogue

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (Df0od)

208 @199
It's good, but "Delicious Lead Paint" and "Asscheeks of Saturn" are still my favorites.

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 05:23 PM (6TB1Z)

209 The three stages of marriage:

1) Having sex in every room; kitchen, living room, bathroom, etc.
2) Just having sex in the bedroom,
3) Telling each other "Fuck you" in the kitchen.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 05, 2012 05:23 PM (O3R/2)

210 Ace said earlier that no one was a virgin and if they were it wasn't for lack of trying. So here we have 2 guys, a chick with bad hair, a bottle, some meat, melons and a fluker. It's a romance novella.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:23 PM (u50z0)

211

"but it's all gone so o/t that I couldn't get one in."

heh heh

Posted by: The Boner Economist at March 05, 2012 05:24 PM (U+Ogs)

212 210 re 201
so far as I recall, Hebrew National eight to a pack. Satan I can't speak for, although I can ask him the next time I go to synagogue
Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 09:22 PM (Df0od)

Nope, it's seven. Got a package in the fridge right now...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:25 PM (lce0m)

213 Jane D'oh @ 24

Thanks for mentioning Iowahawk's petition again. C'mon, gang. Man (or woman) up and add your name.

Yeah, I know. You have to get on the White House enemies list to sign it. Big hairy deal. If you're posting here you're probably on it already.

Do this for Breitbart.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2012 05:26 PM (gre5a)

214 214
"but it's all gone so o/t that I couldn't get one in."
heh heh

Posted by: The Boner Economist at March 05, 2012 09:24 PM (U+Ogs)

I was hoping somebody would do that. The Horde is good.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN loves Breitbart at March 05, 2012 05:26 PM (lJJMb)

215 185 I wish it were a detergent commercial demonstrating getting jizz out of cashmere. I could use a couple of gallons of that right now.

The detergent, that is.

I've already got a couple of gallons of jizz embedded in my cashmere.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke: Cock aficionado at March 05, 2012 09:12 PM (MmrSI)

We have a product that can be used on anything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDQD5y0INlw

Posted by: Proctor and Gamble at March 05, 2012 05:27 PM (1grxW)

216 "So here we have 2 guys, a chick with bad hair, a bottle, some meat, melons and a fluker. It's a romance novella."

A romance novella would have the two guys in separate scenes. And the chick would spend most of the novel wishing she could just decide between them. And it would be three novels in length or longer.

So - I'm TOLD - goes Twilight . . .

Posted by: Reinforced Steel at March 05, 2012 05:27 PM (QTHTd)

217 Link to the iowahawk petition for those who don't know? I usually check his site every couple days and somehow missed it (unless it was on twitter, which I don't do).

Posted by: StPatrick_TN loves Breitbart at March 05, 2012 05:27 PM (lJJMb)

218 Yup. "Fluker" is definitely going to stick. Someone update the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2012 05:28 PM (A2+pr)

219 215 Nope, it's seven. Got a package in the fridge right now...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 09:25 PM

So, with standard packing of hot dog buns being eight to a package, using a Hebrew National package of seven wieners means there's going to be one heartbroken, wiener-less bun...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 05:29 PM (lce0m)

220 dunno, krebs, gas goes up by the gallon, maybe HN keeps the price and reduces the quantity. Too late to go shopping. As I'm a lifelong rightwinger, I am able to admit that I could be wrong

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:29 PM (Df0od)

221 204 That's why my husband hates Mad Men. He says it's a gay fantasy. The set, the clothes, the story lines are all gay.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 09:20 PM (u50z0)

Wasn't Sex and The City also a gay fantasy because of how they talked about teh buttsex?

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 05, 2012 05:29 PM (1grxW)

222 >>>...using a Hebrew National package of seven wieners means there's going to be one heartbroken, wiener-less bun... I bet that insurance doesn't cover that either.

Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2012 05:30 PM (A2+pr)

223 So when does Roto-Rooter put out their "Human Centipede" ad?

Posted by: Blanco Basura (Doofus) at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (zfJXK)

224 This commercial does seem to have about the quality and level of thought put into it as the ones that got done on The Apprentice.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (vDjgF)

225 >>>...using a Hebrew National package of seven wieners means there's going to be one heartbroken, wiener-less bun...

I bet that insurance doesn't cover that either.

Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2012 09:30 PM (A2+pr)

Nah it only covers 7 wieners. There is a co pay on the extra wiener.

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2012 05:32 PM (MtwBb)

226 no, in a Romance Novel, the heroince only boinks one guy at a time. He either dies or betrays her, so it's okay for her to do the "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay, let's, okay" okay?

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:32 PM (Df0od)

227 207 You should see what these advertising bastards want me to eat the peanut butter out of! Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 05, 2012 09:21 PM (1grxW) Free peanut butter is a women's health issue. Crunchy... For her added pleasure!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 05:33 PM (niZvt)

228

@184

Ain't that the truth! Why I remember one time back in college....

Wait.... er....I mean......what was the question again dear?

Posted by: Mrs. Barbara Bush at March 05, 2012 05:33 PM (QK1XT)

229 He says it's a gay fantasy. The set, the clothes, the story lines are all gay.

Where do Christina Hendricks and the brunette from Community fit in?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:33 PM (vDjgF)

230 yuck, just remembered Abner Luima...

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:35 PM (Df0od)

231

........No, writing the Great American Novel.

about masturbatin?

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 05, 2012 05:35 PM (QE/BE)

232 232 He doesn't know about that. I think bitch Betty and Sal did it. He didn't exactly give it a big chance to impress him.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:36 PM (u50z0)

233 So... A posse of pussies is really a fluke of twats, ain't it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:36 PM (niZvt)

234 by the way, it seems like she and he and he are mostly interested in goings on in the terlet... Obama voters in my humble opinion

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:36 PM (Df0od)

235 @236 Does that make gathering of flukes a snatch?

Posted by: Blanco Basura (Doofus) at March 05, 2012 05:40 PM (zfJXK)

236 That clump of hair in her Va-Jay-jay is a lost hippy from OWS!

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 05, 2012 05:40 PM (3NmB8)

237 re 239 -- that would have clogged her frigidator

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:42 PM (Df0od)

238 or... along came a spider and sat down beside her, and said, what's in the bowl, bitch..?

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (Df0od)

239 hey, where do you find a cow clam? In a Mochelle... does that work? maybe I should go back to CICS.

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 05:50 PM (Df0od)

240 "Frankly, I don't get it."

Here, let me take a whack at it. I was a philosophy major in college, so I figure that makes me at least a semi-professional bullshiat artist.

See, the one guy is slicing meat at the deli counter, while the other guy works in the produce department.

Now, clearly, the woman is attracted to both of them.

So, what I think is going on here is that this symbolizes her embracing of her omnivorous nature, and refusing to be pigeon-holed in either the carnivore or herbivore camp.

Okay, so I got nuthin'.

Except that, while the makers of this commercial did their best to dress down and plain-jane-ify this obviously attractive woman, didja notice that right at the end there when she turns around and zooms off with her shopping cart ... ? ... one helluva nice caboose on that gal. That was pretty much my big take-away.

Posted by: Lewis at March 05, 2012 05:51 PM (6TClq)

241 I don't get it, either, but I think maybe that chick likes gettin' pounded or something.

Posted by: Kensington at March 05, 2012 05:57 PM (uaEZS)

242 I produced commercials for Liquid Plumr for the Russian audience that was scripted just the opposite where the plumers were detested and very un-sexy. Looks like ad agency flipped the script backwards. Doesn't seem to work for me.

Posted by: MoscowMike at March 05, 2012 06:04 PM (vmyXX)

243 You're a blogger, of course you dont get that.

Posted by: Elize Nayden / Elinsky at March 05, 2012 06:09 PM (1ZoqB)

244 StPatrick @220 and all...

Iowahawk's petition is here: http://tinyurl.com/6t78lha

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2012 06:14 PM (gre5a)

245 and refusing to be pigeon-holed in either the carnivore or herbivore camp.But she wants to be something-holed, betcha.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 06:15 PM (eQI0M)

246 Ah, the hairied housewife.

I'd pound the stuffing out of her, restuff her, and pound her out again.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2012 06:16 PM (FDEjy)

247 m ight depend on the size of the pigeon

Posted by: mallfly at March 05, 2012 06:17 PM (Df0od)

248 Sandra Fluke's favorite drain cleaner?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 05, 2012 06:19 PM (IojUD)

249 I keep forgetting that there's no <blockquote> in this joint.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 06:27 PM (eQI0M)

250 @7 The stress of the Republican's assault on her ladyparts and reproductive choices is causing her hair to fall out in clumps, clogging the drain.
----------------------

LOLMAO

Posted by: MsUnderestimated at March 05, 2012 06:35 PM (UFA+I)

251 That's a flagrant violation of the One-Weiner Rule. Ergo homo.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 05, 2012 06:40 PM (KSjsb)

252 Women's kooch is like a dirty drain?

It was to some. The Latin words for "vulva" and for "sewer" are one and the same word.

Both Rome and Spartacus: Blood and Sand were written by conservatives.

Posted by: comatus at March 05, 2012 06:56 PM (ZOlM3)

253 Obama is a stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Seriously at March 05, 2012 06:56 PM (yleuT)

254 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2012 07:24 PM (7W3wI)

255 It beats being a little hard on the beaver.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's vagina at March 05, 2012 07:40 PM (ICm2i)

256 comatus at March 05, 2012 10:56 PM (ZOlM3)

That's pretty stupid.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 05, 2012 07:44 PM (ICm2i)

257 255 It was to some. The Latin words for "vulva" and for "sewer" are one and the same word.
Posted by: comatus at March 05, 2012 10:56 PM (ZOlM3)
Frayed knot:
vulva == volvere
sewer == cloaca

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2012 07:51 PM (lce0m)

258 Melons

Posted by: izoneguy at March 05, 2012 08:32 PM (7eiBp)

259 This will never see the air in the future Obama mandated commercial restrictions. No use of sexual or power double entendres or analogies allowed. Oh wait, that only applies to vehicles, never mind.

Posted by: David Kramer at March 05, 2012 09:13 PM (6F00J)

260 How is this poor woman going to find a way to by $9/month birth control?

Posted by: Kevin at March 05, 2012 09:37 PM (3o64G)

261 7 BumperStickerist Nailed it. So to speak.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 05, 2012 10:09 PM (eK/Dm)

262 Ace, it's a DNC propaganda film.

The skanky hairball is the Catholic church.

The horny lady is Everywoman.

The Double Impact LiquidPlumr is ObamaCare.

The red snake thing is Sandra Fluke.

The plumbers are Obama and the Liberal Media.

Viola... Everywoman, with the help of Fluke, Obama and the Liberal Media, applies the cleansing salve of ObamaCare to the oppressive hairball that is the Catholic Church, and viola, she has rinsed away a messy obstacle to her carefree lifestyle.

Posted by: The Brain in the Jar at March 05, 2012 11:02 PM (zHPKG)

263 CAC, I know what you mean. If I were drunk, I'd say I got it perfectly, but it sorta skews 90 degrees-aside of rational... I mean, the guy sniffing melons just doesn't scan, does it?

Posted by: oldowan at March 06, 2012 01:50 AM (qc2h9)

264 It's about getting rid of sludge. Oops! Did I say sludge? That was a bad word choice and I apologize.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at March 06, 2012 03:04 AM (1ha9G)

265 $6000 per year?

Posted by: Baldy at March 06, 2012 05:50 AM (kodk5)

266 You might as well look for meaning in a Yoplait commercial.

Posted by: g21in9mm at March 06, 2012 08:41 AM (7m/sa)

267 Fluke already got a commercial? That's amazing speed and for something she's admitted to world that she knows how to do for money.

Posted by: Paul in N. AL at March 06, 2012 12:33 PM (AIp9v)

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