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July 07, 2012

A Short History of Rock n' Roll [OregonMuse]
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12 min. and 14 sec. of stuff that will be forgotten 50 years from now.

Some of the riffs are pretty good, some are, you know, meh.

[Update:] Argh, this was on the ONT. Damn you all. Consider this a double post, and an open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:37 AM | Comments (130)
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1 Is it old if it was on the ONT?

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:39 AM (QupBk)

2 I was solid at recognizing the riffs up to the high 60's, then very sporatic after that. In the 90s I was all GET OFF MY LAWN

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:40 AM (QupBk)

3 I'm so old, I think of Yes and The Eagles as some of "The New Bands".

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:43 AM (QupBk)

4 As the late, great Frank Zappa once said, "the present-day Pachuco refuses to die!"

Posted by: the Romney bus is honkin' for Dagny at July 07, 2012 07:43 AM (MQc8e)

5 Something is a bit queer in this warren...

Posted by: Fiver at July 07, 2012 07:44 AM (MG6Y6)

6 The first 50 or so were okay.

Posted by: eman at July 07, 2012 07:46 AM (ejmiE)

7 And the guy left out some of the most recognizable riffs in the world; Locomotive Breath and Hotel California.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:46 AM (QupBk)

8 How about a Roberts/Prometheus thread?

Posted by: eman at July 07, 2012 07:47 AM (ejmiE)

9 Or Aqualung http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v43LNBDNBIk&feature=related

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:48 AM (QupBk)

10 But at least Hendrix gets two cuts in.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:49 AM (QupBk)

11 I remember something similar to this being used 25 years ago for a TV commercial for a local (Portland) classic rock radio station, KGON ("Portland's home of classic rock"). It was a bit slicker but generally the same concept.

Steve Morse (replacement guitarist for Ritchie Blackmore in Deep Purple) used to do something like it during concerts in a guitar solo that led into "Smoke On The Water" with its classic riff.

Posted by: Monstrobot at July 07, 2012 07:51 AM (jCs6j)

12 All your open threads are belong to us

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 07, 2012 07:51 AM (mFxQX)

13 But AC/DC also scored a couple.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:51 AM (QupBk)

14 And Nirvana

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:51 AM (QupBk)

15 But no Nine Inch Nails, I don't think.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:52 AM (QupBk)

16 Anything from The Cars in it? Didn't sit through the whole thing.

Posted by: eman at July 07, 2012 07:52 AM (ejmiE)

17 I think I own this thread.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:52 AM (QupBk)

18 Rock Lobster! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:54 AM (QupBk)

19 Anything from The Cars in it? I don't remember any New Wave in it at all.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:55 AM (QupBk)

20 I don't remember any New Wave in it at all. Posted by: toby928Â© at July 07, 2012 11:55 AM (QupBk) *sigh* That's too bad. Lotsa good shit in that.

Posted by: eman at July 07, 2012 07:56 AM (ejmiE)

21 I'm pretty that some of those riffs are going to be remembered fifty years from now. Some on the other hand, I've never even heard.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 07:56 AM (fDYw+)

22 The funny thing is that this video lead me to waste an hour and a half last night following the links on the side. YouTube does that to you, it's nefarious* *Toby's word of the day.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:57 AM (QupBk)

23 I wasted 20 minutes just on "The Mad Drummer" links.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 07:58 AM (QupBk)

*Toby's word of the day.

Posted by: toby928Â© at July 07, 2012 11:57 AM (QupBk)

It's a good word and not used nearly enough. Thanks for carrying the torch.

Posted by: ErikW at July 07, 2012 07:59 AM (DEdHI)

25 3 I'm so old, I think of Yes and The Eagles as some of "The New Bands".

So I should take Tales From Topographic Oceans off of the turntable now?

I'm still gonna see Joe Walsh in September.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 07, 2012 08:01 AM (Qxdfp)

26 Riffs are overrated.

Toilet sounds? Now that's the future of music.

Posted by: Skrillex at July 07, 2012 08:01 AM (zThit)

All fab. Except bon jovi dose not deserve to be anywhere near a compilation like that. Bon Jovi sucks.

Posted by: Fresh at July 07, 2012 08:01 AM (O7ksG)

Was this on the video?

http://tinyurl.com/7ae3u4q

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 08:02 AM (4qsb0)

29 Oh yeah, and The Tubes last night in Santa Cruz!
Woo-hoo!

http://youtu.be/Rbrprqzz0IU

Caution: NSFW @ 5:20!!1!!!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 07, 2012 08:03 AM (Qxdfp)

30 Do harmonica riffs count? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLQUTcpBHNsXQ

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:03 AM (QupBk)

31 He started to lose me somewhere after the halfway point, then it got to be an exercise in "gosh, I've never heard of them and I don't know that song." Lots of the second half had a certain sameness to the riffs. I think that's not because my ears can't hear the difference. I blame the power pop explosion of the late 80s/early 90s.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:03 AM (2pG7H)

32 It sure is hot in NYC today! I got complimented by Joe Scarborough when I stopped into the MSNBC studios, he said I didn't sweat like a fat woman

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 07, 2012 08:04 AM (Y+DPZ)

33 Glad ZZ Top, Sweaty Teddy and BOC made the cut.

Posted by: Infidel at home at July 07, 2012 08:04 AM (YiODH)

34 T-Rex was in there I think.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:05 AM (QupBk)

35 It's not repetition. It's the art of the possible!

Posted by: Hairy Reed at July 07, 2012 08:05 AM (IoNBC)

36 19 - One Smiths song, other than that.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:05 AM (2pG7H)

37 But no Steppenwolf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:06 AM (QupBk)

38 27 Bon Jovi sucks.

And nobody ever wonders why I invite him to all my parties?

Posted by: Barky Obama at July 07, 2012 08:06 AM (Qxdfp)

39 We've slipped over the Non-event Horizon.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:07 AM (QupBk)

40 Toilet Sounds? Can Do!

Posted by: shit volcano at July 07, 2012 08:07 AM (BhXWJ)

41 Somewhere, paint is drying.

Posted by: eman at July 07, 2012 08:09 AM (ejmiE)

42 Johnny Marr. SO underrated.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at July 07, 2012 08:09 AM (DQhAB)

43 Eric Clapton made the cut as least twice. Luckily for you, I won't bore you guys with my story of live Clapton disappoint again.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:10 AM (QupBk)

44 LS got Sweet Home Alabama in, but not Freebird http://youtu.be/np0solnL1XY

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:13 AM (QupBk)

45 Great googly moogly, Toby928 is posting comments like a monkey on crack

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 07, 2012 08:14 AM (dT6v1)

46 I'm guessing that the guy picked the riffs, not for their importance, but because he knew them and could flow them together.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:15 AM (QupBk)

47 Top10 here I come. It's too effin hot to work in the garden and I'm not going to the beach before 1.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:15 AM (QupBk)

48 There are a couple of other riff compositions like this on the YT.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:16 AM (QupBk)

49 who cares about the songs.. some good some bad (rage agaisnt the machine and bon suckage? yikes) ..the dude can play the guitar.

Posted by: Fresh at July 07, 2012 08:17 AM (O7ksG)

50 I, for one, would like to thank him for the last 25 or so -- keep reminding me how suck the new stuff is.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 07, 2012 08:17 AM (0It32)

51 I'm telling you, we're living in a curmudgeon's paradise. Yesterday I was talking with my daughter about this. She's a teenager, so she's an "expert" on modern culture. I said something about how interesting I think it is that whenever we go out in public, if the sound system is playing popular music, it's generally stuff from when I was HER age. I asked, where is the modern stuff? Her response was something to the effect that most of what gets made these days is unfit for public consumption, in that it's vulgar and profane, or it's so unmemorable that nobody recognizes anything that came out 6 months ago. Katie Perry is a prime example. She's a huge star, but her music is a great big fat nothingburger. At least her rival, the Ms. Gaga person, the stuff gets stuck in your head because somebody who knows how to stick it there is responsible for producing it. Most of the popular stuff now is throw-away. 50 years? Not even 50 weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:18 AM (2pG7H)

52 30 Do harmonica riffs count? They used to. http://goo.gl/mMOqt

Posted by: Jerry Murad at July 07, 2012 08:19 AM (IoNBC)

53 It's gobsmaking to think that the Beatles stuff is 50 years old. Ditto the Yardbirds and The Who. My knees just emailed to ask why I didn't plan to live this long.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:20 AM (QupBk)

54 Katie Perry is a prime example. She's a huge star, but her music is a great big fat nothingburger. Wait a minute. Katy Perry's a singer?

Posted by: Scobface at July 07, 2012 08:21 AM (IoNBC)

55 47 I'm guessing that the guy picked the riffs, not for their importance, but because he knew them and could flow them together.

Posted by: toby928Â© at July 07, 2012 12:15 PM (QupBk)

And he could barely do that. Some of those really sounded like shit with the key he had to play them with.

Posted by: buzzion at July 07, 2012 08:21 AM (GULKT)

56 54 - It's my eardrums I worry about. I love listening to music, but fear I'm not going to have the capacity to do so forever. In my vehicle, the volume is always up there, not because I'm such a head-banging rocker, but because I want to hear it over the hum of the traffic. My ears can't deal with two things at once anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:22 AM (2pG7H)

57 http://goo.gl/mMOqt Ha. My German grandmother could play hell out of polka type stuff on the mouth harp.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:23 AM (QupBk)

58 He left out Sunshine of Your Love, Watchtower, Born on the Bayou

Get off my lawn !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at July 07, 2012 08:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

59 55 - Honestly, I mostly know her from the whipped cream shooting out of the bra thing, but yeah. I think so.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:23 AM (2pG7H)

60 Hell he could have pulled out one of those shitty White Stripes songs and thrown in Seether's Remedy. That's got a pretty good opening riff.

Posted by: buzzion at July 07, 2012 08:24 AM (GULKT)

61 Eff it. I gotta go poke the 2nd corn crop into the ground. The rows have been prepared since last weekend but I've been a total slacker. bbt

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 08:25 AM (QupBk)

62 Forget the guitar and harmonica. How many of you don't immediately recognize the conga and maracas (or whatever they are) in the beginning of Sympathy for the Devil?

Posted by: pep at July 07, 2012 08:27 AM (6TB1Z)

63 Oops, shoulda checked the earlier link.

Posted by: pep at July 07, 2012 08:27 AM (6TB1Z)

64 Only one I didn't know, #53 something by The Smiths.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2012 08:27 AM (GZitp)

65 That was the lamest version of Fortunate "Sun" (sic) ever.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 07, 2012 08:28 AM (7e2ng)

66 No Beach Boys, no Bo Diddly, no Boston... ?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 07, 2012 08:28 AM (0It32)

67 Only riff I wouldn't recognize...and still didn't after I heard it...was the one from Fleetwood mac

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 08:29 AM (Yhu4q)

68 65 - The Smiths are great, if you happen to like androgynous jangle pop from the 80s, which I do. One of the few bands from that time frame I still like as much as I did then.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:30 AM (2pG7H)

69 >>> Katy Perry's a singer?

Bubblegum is designed to be chewed until the flavor abates, and then to be spat out.

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2012 08:30 AM (02fNe)

70 Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 12:29 PM (Yhu4q)

That's the original Fleetwood Mac sans whatsherface and whatshisface. (heh)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 07, 2012 08:32 AM (0It32)

71 Love the layers in BOC's "Don't Fear the Reaper"

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 08:32 AM (Yhu4q)

72 Ew, he butchered Streets as well.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 07, 2012 08:32 AM (7e2ng)

73 72 - Yeah, his version definitely needed more cowbell.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:33 AM (2pG7H)

74 Close your eyes and see if you can figure them out w/o reading

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 08:34 AM (Yhu4q)

75 "75 Close your eyes and see if you can figure them out w/o reading

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 12:34 PM (Yhu4q)"

Most at them at the end I wouldn't know the group or the name of the song but I knew the riff.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2012 08:37 AM (GZitp)

76 The strat didn't help, it sounded like poo for most of the list. It looked like an early 1958 strat, so my guess is he was more interested in the wood in his pants rather than the wood on his lap. lol

Posted by: Berserker at July 07, 2012 08:38 AM (FMbng)

"Katie Perry is a prime example. She's a huge star, but her music is a great big fat nothingburger."

She had the "kissed a girl" song which was kinda catchy. Nothing I've heard from her since is really worthwhile. She does have a great rack though.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 08:40 AM (WFhZC)

78 Funny thing is, a song like "Sweet Child o Mine," I absolutely hated at the time, but now find myself getting a bit misty with nostalgia. Getting old sux.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:40 AM (2pG7H)

79 78 - I had to look it up... don't remember it, don't care for it now, but I could get lost in those blue eyes of hers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:43 AM (2pG7H)

80 I used to be part of the "death before disco" crowd, but now some of it sounds pretty good to me.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 08:44 AM (WFhZC)

81 >>Funny thing is, a song like "Sweet Child o Mine," I absolutely hated at the time, but now find myself getting a bit misty with nostalgia.

I don't care for the song, but I found myself playing the beginning riff last night. To get it to sound like Slash ain't as easy as it my seem

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 08:45 AM (Yhu4q)

82 Yeah, definitely an age-o-meter. I was pretty much gone by 75...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at July 07, 2012 08:45 AM (GFX++)

83 81 I used to be part of the "death before disco" crowd, but now some of it sounds pretty good to me.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 12:44 PM (WFhZC)

To steal from the sidebars "25 unscripted lines in movies" You know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: buzzion at July 07, 2012 08:47 AM (GULKT)

84 71 >> That's the original Fleetwood Mac sans whatsherface and whatshisface. (heh)

LC LaWedgie, and here's the whatstheirfaces prior to joining Fleetwood Mac:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6manwt4

(1973 full album, high quality)

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2012 08:48 AM (ccXZP)

85 earlier comenter is correct, the "Fortunate Son" riff is pathetically weak-ass.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 07, 2012 08:49 AM (dT6v1)

86 43 Johnny Marr. SO underrated. Posted by: Mister Christopher at July 07, 2012 12:09 PM (DQhAB) How you doing?

Posted by: This Charming Man at July 07, 2012 08:50 AM (KZi9D)

87 That was pretty cool, but I was kind of disappointed to not see anything by Robert Buck of 10,000 Maniacs. Granted, he didn't play riffs. It's hard to describe his style. It's sort of like he soloed throughout the whole song. He had a unique, etherial sound. I miss him.

Posted by: rickl at July 07, 2012 08:50 AM (sdi6R)

88 I used to be part of the "death before disco" crowd, but now some of it sounds pretty good to me. Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 07, 2012 12:44 PM

I don't know what course of action other men may take, but as for me, give me metal or give me death.

Posted by: Berserker at July 07, 2012 08:50 AM (FMbng)

89 That's the original Fleetwood Mac sans whatsherface and whatshisface. (heh)

Fleetwood Mac has been through so many personnel changes, there's no such thing as the "original" Fleetwood Mac.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 07, 2012 08:50 AM (dT6v1)

90 >>You know how I know you're gay?

You listen to Coldplay

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 08:51 AM (Yhu4q)

91 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2012 12:48 PM (ccXZP)

The Welch Witch and her keeper. Nice photo though (well half of it). Back in the day, I wasted considerable dollars on a few Fleetwood Mac "Master" albums.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 07, 2012 08:52 AM (0It32)

92 (1973 full album, high quality)

I can't believe that there are full albums posted on Youtube. You'd think that would be some kind of copyright violation.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 07, 2012 08:53 AM (dT6v1)

93 87 - Hah! Not that I subscribe to the sentiment, but that's a great song.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 07, 2012 08:53 AM (2pG7H)

94 Way OT but I'm jazzed. Just booked the Tybee Island room for late Aug. Woohoo.

Posted by: Infidel at home at July 07, 2012 08:54 AM (YiODH)

95 ""I don't care for the song, but I found myself playing the beginning riff last night. To get it to sound like Slash ain't as easy as it my seem""

A les paul, or something with humbuckers anyway, a touch of reverb, and use the neck pickup, and you'll nail it exact.

Posted by: Berserker at July 07, 2012 08:55 AM (FMbng)

96 A bit disappointed that he didn't put in some better riffs, like "Whole Lotta Love" or "What I Like About You."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 07, 2012 08:57 AM (i0App)

97 Or Aqualung http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v43LNBDNBIk&feature=related Posted by: toby928Â© at July 07, 2012 11:48 AM (QupBk) Please, the pedo in the sond is such an amateur!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 07, 2012 08:58 AM (XYqoq)

98 92, 93

Well I do own this album in vinyl, so yes my lawn -- off of it get.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2012 09:00 AM (ccXZP)

99 "To steal from the sidebars "25 unscripted lines in movies"

I'm not buying a few of those. Hauers "tears in the rain line" I doubt wasn't scripted and no way is Matt Daman smart enough to improvise the Private Ryan story.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2012 09:00 AM (GZitp)

100 Here's one riff I always liked from the 90s

Garbage - Stupid Girl

http://tinyurl.com/2nxwao

Posted by: kbdabear at July 07, 2012 09:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

101 This guys Jack White a whole lot.

He is a prolific bastid, though.

Posted by: fluffy at July 07, 2012 09:04 AM (z9HTb)

102 I was looking for a collection of Hammond Organ or Synthesizer riffs, didn't find any

Posted by: kbdabear at July 07, 2012 09:05 AM (Y+DPZ)

103 A les paul, or something with humbuckers anyway, a touch of reverb, and use the neck pickup, and you'll nail it exact.

Posted by: Berserker at July 07, 2012 12:55 PM (FMbng)

I was using a Les Paul Standard, with retro-fitted Humbuckers, was using the neck pick up..and added a touch of reverb..

It's me...not the guitar

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 09:05 AM (Yhu4q)

104 #100

Matt Damon isn't stupid. He just spent his whole life marinating in bad ideas. He might have been better off having a child molester for a childhood neighbor than Zinn.

I've been told by multiple persons who worked with him that Rutger Hauer is completely, utterly insane. Tends to spout non-sequitors that brings all conversation to a complete halt. So I can believe he improvises well.

Posted by: epobirs at July 07, 2012 09:05 AM (kcfmt)

105 The credit for Pictures of Matchstick Man should have gone to Status Quo and the riff should have been placed back in the late 60s part of the sequence.

Posted by: rtw at July 07, 2012 09:10 AM (vgtgt)

106 "To steal from the sidebars "25 unscripted lines in movies"

I'm not buying a few of those. Hauers "tears in the rain line" I doubt wasn't scripted and no way is Matt Daman smart enough to improvise the Private Ryan story.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2012 01:00 PM (GZitp)

A lot of these stories about improvisation are apochryphal. Many are studio promotional shit.

Remember all the weird demonic things that allegedly happened during the filming of The Exorcist?

Oh..and those two Matt Damon clips??...the two shittiest pieces of acting in the vid

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 07, 2012 09:10 AM (Yhu4q)

107 "Posted by: epobirs at July 07, 2012 01:05 PM (kcfmt)"

I don't give any "entertainer" the benefit of the doubt, if they spew stupid shit they're probably just stupid. That goes for some on our side also. Fuck'n idiots like Ted Nugent are a piss poor spokesman for the conservative cause, mainly because he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2012 09:12 AM (GZitp)

108 Corn planted yeah! FREEBIRRRRRRDDDDDD! *holds up bic lighter*

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 09:13 AM (QupBk)

109 Whipping Post. http://youtu.be/Kv3RWqFlvJs

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2012 09:15 AM (QupBk)

110 that's a $33,000 guitar he's playing http://tinyurl.com/cjy3r7p

Posted by: GrogNerd at July 07, 2012 09:46 AM (J1mkq)

111

Or, properly named, 100 riffs that I've learned to play. After watching that, I never want to see anyone play the guitar again.

Posted by: LobarPendulum at July 07, 2012 09:52 AM (stLCy)

112 Yeah, some are meh. You can tell which ones were written by really serious guitar players. He has the most trouble with those. For instance, Eddie Van Halen.

Posted by: deadrody at July 07, 2012 09:53 AM (2NNWw)

113 Haven't watched any of it. Have a feeling I'd be pretty much done after 79 or so. Some enjoyable stuff came out after that but you can have all that beat your head against the wall stuff from the 80's. Guys trying to be Black Sabbath and Deep Purple, and failing. The Seattle suicide scene sucked too. Nowadays if you want anything good you have to go country. And not the top 40 stuff either.

Posted by: teej at July 07, 2012 10:08 AM (AiZkN)

114 Not impressed.

You'd think out of a hundred they could've found more than one girl group. Heart was the only one I saw.

And he short-changed the early rockers badly. You'd think he would have put at least one Elvis in there.

Posted by: creeper at July 07, 2012 10:51 AM (gre5a)

115 Rock and Roll? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 07, 2012 11:03 AM (qiEz/)

116 If you really want to hear surf rock played right, check out Junior Brown's surf medley.

http://tinyurl.com/nnpd2u

He also did "My 409" with the beach boys.

http://tinyurl.com/2y3anr

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 07, 2012 11:31 AM (L7hol)

117 Quite frankly its not the music that you're supposed to be paying attention to.

Posted by: Katie Perry's tits at July 07, 2012 11:38 AM (2ocJB)

118 Serena Williams won wimbelon again. That guy is a he'll of a tennis player

Posted by: Rick in MB at July 07, 2012 11:41 AM (2ocJB)

119 He knows more riffs than I know songs.

Posted by: TJexcite at July 07, 2012 01:16 PM (iT7Tc)

120 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2012 03:27 PM (Xb3hu)

121 how bout ThePusher, Yardbirds and RideOnBabe?

Posted by: tossin` a few at July 07, 2012 03:42 PM (Q6w4B)

122 Dude butchered Paranoid and Crazy Train. That is all.

Posted by: Naqamel at July 07, 2012 06:34 PM (gcE9n)

123 Dude also butchered Holy Diver. Crap guitarist.

Posted by: Naqamel at July 07, 2012 06:43 PM (gcE9n)

124 Not "Hot for Teacher"

Posted by: AndyNacht at July 07, 2012 10:29 PM (v5XAG)

125 That's "Eruption"

Posted by: AndyNacht at July 07, 2012 10:39 PM (v5XAG)

126 Should have had "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison. Along with "Sunshine of Your Love" which someone else mentioned one of the 60s most recognizable riffs.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at July 08, 2012 01:53 AM (Kz60W)

127 What? No Zappa? Faaahk Yew. Where's my goddamned steamroller?

Posted by: Fur Trapper Strictly from Commercial at July 08, 2012 03:00 AM (ci9gY)

128 Should have ended it with the Who's "Won't get fooled again".

Posted by: bill at July 08, 2012 12:13 PM (f/qE7)

129 No Boston? Didn't they sell 10 copies of one album because of catchy guitar hooks?

Mad gay, yo!

Posted by: John at July 08, 2012 01:54 PM (4usZ0)

130 Er...ten million copies of one album.

Posted by: John at July 08, 2012 01:54 PM (4usZ0)

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