June 25, 2012
— Ace Funny stuff -- guy just keeps using the same lines and witticisms from show to show.
Before the video, try this Breitbart piece about one of Sorkin's pretend-facts from his stupid show (which sounds exactly like the supercut below, only dumber and slower).
Oh, and if you were up in the air (as I was) about whether Emily Mortimer was sort of cute or not that cute, it's not that cute.
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Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 25, 2012 01:42 PM (MINLP)
Posted by: Sock Average Joe at June 25, 2012 01:42 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 25, 2012 01:43 PM (8y9MW)
That is why Cuba was ranked so high despite the fact that someone would have to be insane to go there for a doctor.
Posted by: Vic at June 25, 2012 01:44 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at June 25, 2012 01:45 PM (X+WXU)
Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 25, 2012 01:45 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Ron Fucking Swanson at June 25, 2012 01:48 PM (KHo8t)
Close your eyes, and think of cocktail parties on Marthas Vineyard.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 25, 2012 01:50 PM (/kI1Q)
As noted in the earlier story about the Snoozeroom, the RINO has to get into an argument with a conservative and launch into a self-righteous rebuke of the con for the approving audience of leftards.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 25, 2012 01:52 PM (famk3)
Mom always said if I plagarized myself, I'd grow hair on my palms.
Posted by: Jaws at June 25, 2012 01:53 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 25, 2012 01:54 PM (gznAu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 25, 2012 01:54 PM (MCDCp)
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 25, 2012 01:55 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at June 25, 2012 01:56 PM (QupBk)
And if you correct for various things like car accident deaths and homicide deaths you will discover that America has great medical care. And if you compare similar groups within different countries you will discover that America's infant mortality is at the top of the chart.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 01:56 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Jaws at June 25, 2012 05:53 PM (4I3Uo)
Mom always said not to play with your balls in the house.
Posted by: Peter Brady at June 25, 2012 01:57 PM (X+WXU)
Posted by: hugo chavez at June 25, 2012 01:57 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Joe Biden, VP... No, really, the VP at June 25, 2012 01:57 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Long Island at June 25, 2012 01:57 PM (kzp9t)
Is she the pompous, ignorant asshole with the NY Times magazine mini-review this weekend?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 01:57 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: packsoldier at June 25, 2012 01:58 PM (7lI2N)
Posted by: jimi ray at June 25, 2012 01:58 PM (FcOR4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 02:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 25, 2012 02:02 PM (nZvGM)
How anyone thought this crap was good television was out of their fucking mind.
Posted by: mpfs at June 25, 2012 02:02 PM (iYbLN)
Michael Bay is less of a hack than him. Note how his Supercut for his Epic Spinning Shot can only last 2 minutes. http://tinyurl.com/7xhedud
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 02:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 02:02 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 25, 2012 02:03 PM (d0Tfm)
Oh, still want to bang the brunette girl from Sports Night though.
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 02:04 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 25, 2012 02:05 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Michael Bay at June 25, 2012 02:05 PM (hftE2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 25, 2012 02:05 PM (MCDCp)
Posted by: Aaron Sorkin at June 25, 2012 02:05 PM (54vf8)
Posted by: huerfano at June 25, 2012 02:05 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: jimi ray at June 25, 2012 02:06 PM (FcOR4)
I watched the first 30 minutes of Ides of March before I bailed out. Progressive reality-proof armored bubbles are evident everywhere. For example, at one time the brilliant, young true believer proposes the perfect strategy. Two years mandatory public service for every eighteen year old. Nobody will be against it but people who have to do it; i.e., people under eighteen WHO CAN'T VOTE ANYWAY.
This is what passes for brilliant in libtard land.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 25, 2012 02:06 PM (jUZRg)
Posted by: Fritz at June 25, 2012 02:07 PM (ZN5qR)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 25, 2012 02:07 PM (QxSug)
I had the same experience. But it was also a profoundly bad movie. I have watched overtly political movies to the end when they were at least passably well-made. But Ides was just fucking awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 02:08 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: jimi ray at June 25, 2012 02:09 PM (FcOR4)
Posted by: Michael Bay at June 25, 2012 06:05 PM (hftE2)
Apparently they're much harder to do than Sorkin's dialogue. I wonder how much he has to pay McFarlane to use the Manatees that write Family Guy, to do the plug and play for all of his cliche' phrases.
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 02:09 PM (GULKT)
NBC is paying Ann Curry ten mil to leave Today.
But Mitt Romney is overpaid or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2012 02:10 PM (B9nls)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 25, 2012 02:11 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Soona at June 25, 2012 02:11 PM (AdWAw)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2012 02:12 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: nickless at June 25, 2012 02:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: tasker at June 25, 2012 02:12 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Chris Bowyer at June 25, 2012 02:13 PM (t2tiL)
They practically all are. Either you write off almost the entire entertainment industry or, in your fantasies, you have to find a scenario where they can't talk. It's what I do with Jon Hamm. The poor guy has episodes of muteness.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 25, 2012 02:15 PM (V/Aej)
You're not missing much. My wife likes the sports page and the Styles section with the weddings. We chuckle over the same-sex ones, trying to guess which is the man and which is the woman.
And...if there is a drop of water on the paper I get a credit. It's a rip-off so I figure if it doesn't come exactly as promised I want my money back.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 02:16 PM (nEUpB)
Ms. Emily needs a big cup of shut the fuck up. Her home country is imploding both financially and with radical muslims who want to destroy the west. Really Ms. Thing? Great way to promote your crappy TV show stupid. Oh the irony burns regarding the Tea Party and her country of origin. Sorry Ace, im pissed at these useful idiots.
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2012 02:16 PM (0s4YQ)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:17 PM (AjGta)
Did the screenplay include instructions to pan (tilt) up Amy Adam's delightful body from the rear in that one scene, as she's striding down a hallway?
Cause I'll forgive him a lot for that.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2012 02:19 PM (Wa1cR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 02:19 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 25, 2012 02:19 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: fluffy at June 25, 2012 02:21 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 25, 2012 02:21 PM (mFxQX)
Speaking of lib artists: http://tinyurl.com/7y5katm"Maurice Sendak Said Killing Bush Would Have Been 'Wonderful'"
Posted by: Hepcat at June 25, 2012 02:21 PM (frbyY)
I never saw any of those movies. Its like if they make it about politicians and lawyers wearing suits and throw a sex scene in there nobody will know this shit is about as mature as Pee Wees Playhouse.
Tom Hanks needs to go ride a horse cock. I dont know who Sorkin is.
Yes, I'm grumpier than usual today.
Posted by: indigo child at June 25, 2012 02:21 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at June 25, 2012 02:22 PM (yvSVk)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:22 PM (AjGta)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 25, 2012 02:24 PM (WYOrt)
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Huh. I must've watched the wrong video.
Posted by: mediumheadboy at June 25, 2012 02:24 PM (x2CNJ)
Posted by: soothsayer at June 25, 2012 02:25 PM (KreG+)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:26 PM (AjGta)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 25, 2012 02:26 PM (AdWAw)
Some kid was killed by an illegal immigrant and the local government is charging his mom to clean the blood from the street and to tow the car that killed him.
I'd give the link but it demands tiny something which I don't do. FOX is covering it on their front page on the internet
Posted by: rabidfox at June 25, 2012 02:27 PM (V2HyS)
Posted by: feeding frenzy at June 25, 2012 02:27 PM (HOOye)
BTW, I watched the whole clip. Not once did mention that Watergate did not have a body count.
I too, noticed the absence of the fact that Watergate did not have a body count in Sorkin's dialogue.
/MemesRUs
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 25, 2012 02:27 PM (d0Tfm)
How about we do what we like, jack. How about that?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 25, 2012 02:29 PM (famk3)
http://tinyurl.com/6uqrd2m
"Mortimer is partly correct. There is a more vibrant newspaper industry in Great Britain, with both sides of the political aisle being represented. However, there are virtually no conservative voices in broadcasting, and the ubiquitous BBC is clearly biased against traditional Western values.
There is also a great deal more censorship in the United Kingdom, than in the United States. In fact, American broadcaster Michael Savage was banned from entering England several years ago simply for expressing controversial opinions. Have any foreign journalists or broadcasters been banned from entering America?
Either way, it shouldn't really matter what Emily Mortimer believes, anyway, because she is merely an actress. Shut up and act, Emily!"
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at June 25, 2012 02:30 PM (vhwRj)
I will check back later and maybe there will be a foreign policy or Fast and Furious thread.
Posted by: Miss Marple at June 25, 2012 02:31 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:31 PM (AjGta)
Posted by: nickless at June 25, 2012 02:32 PM (MMC8r)
________________
Hollywood is a closed shop.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2012 02:32 PM (i0App)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 25, 2012 06:05 PM
On "Match Point" I think she sat next to Charles Nelson Reilly.
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2012 02:33 PM (RzLbD)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 02:33 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 25, 2012 02:34 PM (ToLWh)
Lots of left wing assholes wind up living in the UK or Europe because it fits their politics better.
Now that's something I'd like to see encouraged. Perhaps the Romney landslide this November will help speed that along.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 25, 2012 02:35 PM (d0Tfm)
Didn't watch the clip, did ya?
Then don't complain when all the stuff you see on television is filled with a bunch of liberal bias.
I'll bitch and whine all I want, Sport.
Posted by: fluffy at June 25, 2012 02:35 PM (z9HTb)
I could not make it to the end and can't imagine the pain and effort someone went through to put that together.
I was also surprised at how few of those shows I have seen.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 25, 2012 02:35 PM (C2//T)
Until Ace says otherwise, we'll do as we please so you can ride your concerns into the fucking sunset for all I care.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 25, 2012 02:36 PM (famk3)
Perhaps he is under stress. Perhaps he is under stress.
Posted by: Adrian Belew at June 25, 2012 02:37 PM (z9HTb)
I will check back later and maybe there will be a foreign policy or Fast and Furious thread.
Posted by: Miss Marple at June 25, 2012 06:31 PM (GoIUi)
You may not have watched his shows, but there is a chance you've seen and hate one of his pretentious liberal tongue bathing movies.
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 02:37 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2012 02:37 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2012 02:38 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:38 PM (AjGta)
Emily Mortimer was in Harry Brown, which is an excellent film - except for the fact that I had been eagerly awaiting her character's death or disfigurement, and it never happened.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at June 25, 2012 02:38 PM (mq8ex)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 02:39 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Klawnet at June 25, 2012 02:40 PM (AYfPj)
Posted by: Jon Favreau (not the husky one) at June 25, 2012 02:40 PM (KZi9D)
Posted by: Hey, I'm A Guy at June 25, 2012 02:40 PM (rWhpo)
Because I don't want to spend my life in a business where it is not only acceptable to discriminate against me for my political beliefs but in fact it is the usual practice of the entire industry.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 25, 2012 02:40 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at June 25, 2012 02:41 PM (m9BLI)
Posted by: Guy who never wwatched any of those shows at June 25, 2012 02:42 PM (rWhpo)
Posted by: Rocky Balboa at June 25, 2012 02:42 PM (KZi9D)
industry in Great Britain, with both sides of the political aisle being
represented.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at June 25, 2012 06:30 PM (vhwRj)
Emily, shut the fuck up. When i see you on the Sun's page 3, we can discuss.
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2012 02:43 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:43 PM (AjGta)
Posted by: nickless at June 25, 2012 02:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 02:43 PM (Xb3hu)
Jeebus, how stupid are the people in that municipality? In my area if you hit a utility pole or sign with a car you get a bill. Even if the son wasn't killed by an illegal alien, to hit up a mom whose son was killed for blood clean up is just plain stupid. If this is true, some people need their asses kicked out of office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 25, 2012 02:44 PM (V/Aej)
I think their time has come.
You may be on to something.
Posted by: Reality TV at June 25, 2012 02:45 PM (z9HTb)
Providing for my family comes ahead of fighting discrimination within the artistic community.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 25, 2012 02:45 PM (0q2P7)
So why is America 47th? Because it turns out we have a very strict method of reporting. All deaths are counted. In the vast majority of countries a baby must be deemed viable before it can be declared a live birth. In other words he must live a predetermined period of time. There are other countries such as Germany that have no such time limit, albeit they are a minority. But these countries do not count pre-mature babies that die as live births, no matter when they die within the first year. However those that live,are, of course, counted as live births. Some countries have a minimum live weight. Any baby born under that who dies is not counted as a live birth even when the weight is surpassed.
And some countries simply lie or make up statistics. Like China and Cuba.
Posted by: pat at June 25, 2012 02:46 PM (UFxap)
Posted by: TAO at June 25, 2012 02:48 PM (AjGta)
Posted by: Redd at June 25, 2012 02:48 PM (MlggS)
Posted by: nickless at June 25, 2012 02:51 PM (MMC8r)
He used to write some good columns for Townhall, and unlike the other writers he would monitor the comments and respond to posters. TH quit carrying his columns though and pissed a lot of people off.
You can still read his columns here.
http://is.gd/jN6vlr
Posted by: Vic at June 25, 2012 02:56 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 03:04 PM (Xb3hu)
I remember seeing her for maybe the first time in Woodie Allen's "Match Point," and noticing that her legs were just, I gotta say, awful.
Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at June 25, 2012 03:08 PM (PH+2B)
"If an industry is being discriminatory I say fight against discrimination then just cave."
That particular industry isn't just a closed shop; it's a Maginot Line built to withstand conservatism. There's no point throwing yourself against it - the only solution is to march around it and leave its defenders stranded and then surrounded. As 123 posted "With the internet and interactive media these days, the produced moving picture is a dying habit.". And I too think their time has come, or nearly. That hilarious "Trailer For Every Oscar Winning Movie Ever" http://tinyurl.com/yfoa7zo
two years ago showed that you don't need the giant soundstage and unionized staff of thousands to produce quality film work. Soon someone will make a complete movie with home cameras and computer editing, and it will look as good as a studio picture. Then it will be over.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 25, 2012 03:53 PM (KOHFD)
>>ThereÂ’s so much wrong with England, but I think people are informed in general.
... ItÂ’s part of your daily routine, being informed about whatÂ’s going on in the world. Whether you like it or not, you canÂ’t really escape it. I donÂ’t think the same is true here, and television broadcast news especially seems to me to be a pretty dicey area. You canÂ’t rely on getting the facts, or getting them presented in a way that is actually objective and makes sense and puts people in a position where they can make informed decisions about who to vote for. <<
Just to settle a bet, were we also ignorant and uninformed about whom (not "who," you ignorant bitch) to vote for in 2008? That would explain a lot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2012 04:13 PM (Eg4KF)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 25, 2012 07:53 PM (KOHFD)
Never seen that before. Thanks. Pretty damn funny...
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