May 09, 2012

Ace Of Spades HQ Decision Desk: Announcement Regarding North Carolina
— CAC

Manning the Ace of Spades HQ Decision Desk, I have been tracking the elections since the beginning of the year, with a daily tracker on the sidebar for several weeks now.

I am pulling North Carolina off the swing state tracker and giving it to Romney. It may somehow be close via a convention bump, but President Obama is not going to carry it. Digging through turnout numbers and the yawning discrepency in some polling, it is clear that his narrow 14,000 vote victory from 2008 will neither be duplicated or expanded.

This is the second state the President will lose that he carried in 2008. Indiana was the first and conceded by his own pushers months ago. Nebraska's 2nd Congressional district is going to Romney as well, so Romney has flipped 26 electoral votes, with six months to go.

I will be updating Wisconsin projections later this week reflecting the record-level turnout amongst Walker supporters. It will bounce about in the next four weeks, and updates at the DD will reflect that, but Walker has rewidened his lead and is currently favored to beat the recall.

Follow me on twitter or search the hashtag #AOSHQDD for polling and projection info as election season continues.

Posted by: CAC at 11:58 AM | Comments (114)
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1 Winning!

Next up- Michigan.

Posted by: Exile at May 09, 2012 11:59 AM (O0lVq)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 09, 2012 11:59 AM (8y9MW)

3 in before the Intrade jokesters?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2012 12:00 PM (cVW2x)

4 I ungulated once. Hurt like hell but I crossed it off my bucket list.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

5

A weary nation suffers Teh Won fatigue.

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2012 12:02 PM (jm/9g)

6
Memo to Axelrod:  I thought you told me coming out strong for the Rump Rangers would absolutely guarantee me a victory in the toss-up states.  It looks like Napolitano's going to be sticking the high-hard one up your squeaker if your prophecy is proven wrong. 

Posted by: Baraka O'Evolver at May 09, 2012 12:02 PM (ndqJC)

7
Romney 2012 - Forward...Its Not What They Think It Means

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2012 12:03 PM (C8hzL)

8 ungulate

Undulate.  "ungulate" is a hoofed mammal, as any Gary Larson fan will tell you.

Posted by: Lou at May 09, 2012 12:03 PM (xp1pq)

9 Ungulates are several groups of mammals, most of which use the tips of their toes, usually hoofed, to sustain their whole body weight while moving. The term means, roughly, "being hoofed" or "hoofed animal". You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 09, 2012 12:03 PM (NG097)

10 I hope the rest of the 57 states soon follow!

Posted by: learflyer at May 09, 2012 12:03 PM (kheK+)

11 jinx

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 09, 2012 12:03 PM (NG097)

12 tee hee you said ungulate

Posted by: beaverbutt at May 09, 2012 12:04 PM (bo11P)

13 SUCK IT, AVERAGE JOE!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2012 12:04 PM (ebPtk)

14 Also, for reference, "ululate" (uhl-you-late) means "to howl."

Posted by: Lou at May 09, 2012 12:05 PM (xp1pq)

15 Where's the map?

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 12:05 PM (4pSIn)

16 Mmmmm, tasty ungulates.

Posted by: Andy at May 09, 2012 12:05 PM (5Rurq)

17 "It will ungulate in the next four weeks."

As my mother used to say, "Bless its little heart..."

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 09, 2012 12:05 PM (71LDo)

18 I wish you could adapt a front page format like tepid airs.  Would it be so hard?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (RfvTE)

19
Hey wingnuts, I've got a find pair of glutunates.

Posted by: Serena Williams at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (ndqJC)

20 16 Mmmmm, tasty ungulates.

Posted by: Andy at May 09, 2012 04:05 PM (5Rurq)


Lamb sagwala. Must have some soon.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

21 Get your feet off the desk.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (gP9mY)

22 as goes North Carolina...

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (cVW2x)

23 Do I need to be unctuous with Mr Fancy Pants Ungulater to get a map?

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 12:06 PM (4pSIn)

24 ungulate omg nice job idiot romtlfoa

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at May 09, 2012 12:07 PM (+lsX1)

25

OT right off.

Get this, the "UN Official" who calls for Mount Rushmore to be given to indians is an indian from New Mexico. :

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And in every one of these news stories, James Anaya's only -only - identification is that he is a "UN official," "the Special Rapporteur" (note the pretentious puffed-up Frenchie rapporteur title, instead of "reporter" in English). That's it. Nothing else. You'd think Anaya is a European international bureaucrat, Swiss maybe, as it's made to look like he has a big office in Geneva.

Folks, the guy is an Indian from Albuquerque. He lives in Tucson, where, as an Affirmative Action Baby, he lectures on "International Human Rights" at the University of Arizona Law School.

Somehow - I'm going out on a limb here - I don't think the headline,Mt. Rushmore Should Be Returned to Native Americans, Native American Teacher in Arizona Says, would generate quite the same media frenzy as one with the UN pretense. That's why every single story on Anaya, without exception, refuses to disclose who he really is. It took me approximately 30 seconds on Google to disclose it for myself.

http://scoamf.us/tr

Posted by: Jimmah at May 09, 2012 12:07 PM (UpwlP)

26 Please let this be true. It cannot escape the NC voters, who just voted to ban gay marriage, that Obarkles now likes gay marriage, or which ever way his facial mole points.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wildbeast Seminole Chick at May 09, 2012 12:07 PM (baL2B)

27 The next Roanoke College poll of Virginia should be out tomorrow.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2012 12:08 PM (WkuV6)

28 America's position on Barack Hussein (mmm mmm mmm!) Obama is... evolving. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TOk1P)

29

CAC,

 

Great job on this stuff and last night. It's very helpful and enjoyable.

Posted by: robtr at May 09, 2012 12:09 PM (MtwBb)

30 Text beneath the map in the sidebar still shows IN as being in blue territory, unless I'm tired and misreading it.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

31
But Intrade has Obama up by 20%!!!!!!!!!











'sup jackwagons, almost caught me napping there.

Posted by: In before the troll at May 09, 2012 12:09 PM (ofIpS)

32 #AOSHQDD

This takes on a different meaning given CAC's predilection.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (G18kV)

33 Just got to watch out for the voter fraudsters

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (QxSug)

34 He only won it by 14k votes in 2008. The idea that he can replicate the win in this environment is nothing my MFM BS.

Posted by: Jaydee at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (5YMB7)

35 We're gonna lose big!

A 57 state trouncing!

Posted by: Obama's internal polling guy at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (mafHs)

36

AWESOME.

 

Now, if I can just convince some of the limp dick idiots in my own Granite State to quit acting like Obama's the bee's knees, maybe we can turn my little state from purple to red, too.   As it SHOULD be.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (4df7R)

37 CAC, how will Wisconsin's polling or voting "ungulate"? I know there are a lot of cows in Wisconsin, but...well?

Posted by: Dianna at May 09, 2012 12:10 PM (DV/Ik)

38 May we please have a map? I can't find North Carolina.

Posted by: Miss Teen South Carolina at May 09, 2012 12:11 PM (f1zST)

39

#AOSHQDD

This takes on a different meaning given CAC's predilection.

Nah. Too small for him.

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 12:11 PM (4pSIn)

40

One less purple state? ....Cool.

 

But just like snake head James Carville cautioned his fellow Dems today....we shouldn't think that this thing is already in the bag.

 

I think we need to keep hammering with the "You've been Lied To" narrative. ....The libmedia lied, the Dems lied...and they are still lying.

 

Things like: "Would you rather have a Job -- or more Lies? ...."You can't eat Lies, and you can't feed your family with them either" ...."They're Lying about the Economy -- does it feel like its better?"

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (g4NO6)

41 Oh.  THAT'S what the "DD" stands for.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (/kI1Q)

42  unless I'm tired and misreading it.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

Its NMWINV smooshed together. Not enough spaces to seperate the state abbreviations.

Posted by: CAC at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (Dyo1y)

43
I'm still waiting on the plaid maps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (ofIpS)

44 I went to your twitter page CAC. Is that your real name or did it fall into a pint of Guinness? Or was it carved from a potato?

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (JoL4S)

45
If the republicans win the White House, women all over America will be forced to care for and maintain their vaginas, and that's not fair.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2012 12:12 PM (ndqJC)

46 Ugh, sorry CAC, I'm tired and misreading it. Carry on, and good work as always.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

47 33 Just got to watch out for the voter fraudsters

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at May 09, 2012 04:10 PM (QxSug)

 

Would it be considered poor form to call up a militia to man the borders around NH on election day, to keep the Mass and VT dipshits from sneaking over the border to vote in our elections?   Because they WILL do it. 

 

I'd protect against the Mainers, too, but... well... It's Maine.  They're more laid back, lazy Welfare leeches, unlike the Mass and VT welfare leeches who are very active and MEAN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 09, 2012 12:13 PM (4df7R)

48

34

Is that considered a voter fraud margin in NC?

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (jm/9g)

49 YAY! Bitter Clingers!!

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (JoL4S)

50
I'm thinking about changing my vote because Preznit Obama still hasn't mailed my check for gas and my little mortgage.  I'm losing faith in the bro.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (ndqJC)

51

It will ungulate in the next four weeks

**

Pffft, I've been ungulating since yesterday afternoon....piker. 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (eavT+)

52

Whew it's been a looong four years but I think we dodged a bullet here. It seems sheeple are waking up.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (bo11P)

53 But what about all those McCain states that Obama is going to flip?

Posted by: Desperid Axelrod at May 09, 2012 12:14 PM (ihiOV)

54 If the republicans win the White House, women all over America will be forced to care for and maintain their vaginas, and that's not fair.Posted by: Sandra Fluke

Don't do it!  Outsource it!

Posted by: Vaginas R Us - Representing the finest in vagina maintenance since 2012 at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (sbV1u)

55 Oh, great. I turned away between typing my comment and hitting "post", and I find that everyone else noted "ungulate."

Posted by: Dianna at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (DV/Ik)

56 Why do the dems think it's in the bag again?

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (JoL4S)

57 CAC -  Some reporters out of  Wisconsin are speculating that taking into account Republicans who crossed over to vote for Falk, there may have been upwards of an additional 100k voters who were actually R rather than D in last night's primary.

Posted by: mama winger at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (P6QsQ)

58 Romney will win the Presidency.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (DGIjM)

59 52
Whew it's been a looong four years but I think we dodged a bullet here. It seems sheeple are waking up.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 09, 2012 04:14 PM (bo11P)


WAAAAYYYYY too early to celebrate. Celebrate in February of 2013, and only briefly.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

60 >> But Intrade has Obama up by 20%!!!!!!!!!

All the better for shorting that SCOAMF.

Posted by: Andy at May 09, 2012 12:16 PM (5Rurq)

61 "Bounce about?"  Come on!

"Undulate," which means to move as a wave in crests and troughs, was perfectly apropos standard English.

Posted by: Lou at May 09, 2012 12:16 PM (xp1pq)

62 I'd protect against the Mainers, too, but... well... It's Maine. They're more laid back, lazy Welfare leechesPosted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit

Yes, but their flannel is FABULOUS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 09, 2012 12:16 PM (sbV1u)

63 >>Posted by: Vaginas R Us

Douchebags.







*gigglemaniacally*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 09, 2012 12:16 PM (/kI1Q)

64 100k voters who were actually R rather than D in last night's primary. Posted by: mama winger at May 09, 2012 04:15 PM (P6QsQ) WOW.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 09, 2012 12:16 PM (DGIjM)

65 Hope is dying in American and the Change is running low too.

Posted by: Cicero at May 09, 2012 12:17 PM (QKKT0)

66 Why do the dems think it's in the bag again?

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 04:15 PM (JoL4S)

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Reminds me of the book "40 more years" Carville put out, only to be proven wrong in 2 years.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 09, 2012 12:17 PM (UpwlP)

67
Why do the dems think it's in the bag again?

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Myopic world view swirled together with overwhelming self-absorbtion.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2012 12:17 PM (C8hzL)

68
Q: What did Elizabeth Warren's ancestor say to her tardy friend?

A: "Ung, u late."

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 09, 2012 12:17 PM (ihiOV)

69 "Undulate," which means to move as a wave in crests and troughs, was perfectly apropos standard English.

*wince*

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (QKKT0)

70 Ungulates are several groups of mammals, most of which use the tips of their toes, usually hoofed, to sustain their whole body weight while moving. The term means, roughly, "being hoofed" or "hoofed animal".

****

You mean like John Edwards?

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (Hx5uv)

71 65 Hope is dying in American and the Change is running low too.

Posted by: Cicero at May 09, 2012 04:17 PM (QKKT0)


Hey, I HOPE that this STD is CHANGING to a less virulent state. See, wingnut?

Posted by: Sandra "Round-Heeled Woman" Fluke at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

72 I'm gonna need some unguent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (G18kV)

73 BJ Barry is still having his convention in NC..........What a great joke on the Fudge Packer in Chief.....

Posted by: Jimbo at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (48wze)

74 "Bounce about?" Come on!

"Undulate," which means to move as a wave in crests and troughs, was perfectly apropos standard English.

Posted by: Lou at May 09, 2012 04:16 PM (xp1pq)

 

I'll give you six seconds to guess why I think that correction works better here at the DD.

Posted by: CAC at May 09, 2012 12:18 PM (Dyo1y)

75

Would it be considered poor form to call up a militia to man the borders around NH on election day, to keep the Mass and VT dipshits from sneaking over the border to vote in our elections? Because they WILL do it.

Will they have the energy? The Dems need to get out the vote for Sacajawarren.

 

Watching for charter buses could be time well spent, however.

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 12:19 PM (4pSIn)

76 1 Oh. THAT'S what the "DD" stands for.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 09, 2012 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)

**

Dil Doe?

Posted by: dananjcon at May 09, 2012 12:19 PM (eavT+)

77 I don't see nearly as many whimsical nods to SCoaMF on Facebook. It could be either that the hatred that spews from my response has them afraid to post the shit, or they're finally too embarassed to mention him.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 09, 2012 12:19 PM (UpwlP)

78 As of today, Barky has a lock on the marriage-minded gay cat vote.

Posted by: Cicero at May 09, 2012 12:19 PM (QKKT0)

79 There are apparently no AFSCME or SEIU Union reps at Tom Barrett's kick-off rally today.

heh.

Posted by: mama winger at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (P6QsQ)

80 About Mrs Warren

Skin pigment is basically like midichlorians which is why Thomas Sowell is like a Sith Lord. .

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (RfvTE)

81 Get this, the "UN Official" who calls for Mount Rushmore to be given to indians is an indian from New Mexico. :
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We may have to go Lizzie "Old Injun Fighter" Warren on his ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (Hx5uv)

82 What do you bet they are kicking themselves for having the convention in NC? Bet you they will be blame Joe. 

Posted by: long island at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (kzp9t)

83 Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 09, 2012 04:17 PM (ihiOV)

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Threadwinnah right there.....

(you owe me a new monitor.... and the folks in conference room were not ammused by the volume of my guffaws)

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (C8hzL)

84 Posted by: CAC at May 09, 2012 04:18 PM

Can I get 36C seconds instead?

Posted by: Lou at May 09, 2012 12:20 PM (xp1pq)

85 I just did a compilation of anti-Obama voting in Democratic primaries. In the 16 that were true primaries, 16.8% of voters chose not to vote Obama. The highs wer 42% in Oklahoma and W. Virginia. In New Hamphire 18% of Dem voters chose not to check Obama box. In Alabama it was 19%. Louisiana: 22%. In the M states -- Maryland, Missiouri, and Michigan – 11% just said No to O. These are Dem voters, I wish to underscore. He is losing 16.8% of them. It doesn't mean they'll vote for a Republican but it likely means a non-vote in November at the least which would mean an 8% loss of support. Obama is toast. It's just now a question of how burnt.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 09, 2012 12:21 PM (deaac)

86 Obama must be hurting big time in his internal polling and the Dem base to make this move. Sign of desperation.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 09, 2012 12:21 PM (48wze)

87 WOW!!! this is how Obozo got elected. Lets not make this same mistake in 2012. Get involved with you local supervisor of elections,register voters,whatever it takes. http://tinyurl.com/82ydcmc

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 09, 2012 12:21 PM (bo11P)

88 Six months to go.  I'm not buying any predictions that far out.  Wait till Iran and Israel have a cat fight and the SCOAMT works his reverse Midas on that one.

Posted by: Bob Saget at May 09, 2012 12:21 PM (SDkq3)

89

What do you bet they are kicking themselves for having the convention in NC?

Charlotte, NC is well known for its barbecue. Healthy, high-fibre barbecue.

Posted by: Jay "Cabbage" Carny at May 09, 2012 12:22 PM (4pSIn)

90 Obama has chosen to come out now pro-gay marriage to provide himself a face-saving explanation for why he lost the election. Principles!

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 09, 2012 12:24 PM (deaac)

91 "snake head James Carville" Ha! That always makes me chuckle. First time I heard it his name wasn't mentioned. Just Snake Head. New immediately who they were talking about. :<

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert at May 09, 2012 12:24 PM (waJ+2)

92

Charlotte, NC is well known for its barbecue.

Posted by: Jay "Cabbage" Carny at May 09, 2012 04:22 PM (4pSIn)


Lard butt Michael Moore will be in heaven.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 09, 2012 12:24 PM (ndqJC)

93 What do you bet they are kicking themselves for having the convention in NC?

Charlotte, NC is well known for its barbecue. Healthy, high-fibre barbecue.

*****

Do they use free range dogs?

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2012 12:25 PM (Hx5uv)

94 Why do the dems think it's in the bag again?

1st stage of grief - shock and denial

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 09, 2012 12:26 PM (rzLUk)

95 I can ungulate all night long.   IYKWIMAITMD*


*(If you know what I mean, and I think mohammed does)



Posted by: jihadi #3 at May 09, 2012 12:28 PM (RzLbD)

96 CAC, you are doing a helluva job.
 
Thank you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 12:29 PM (ccXZP)

97 WAAAAYYYYY too early to celebrate. Celebrate in February of 2013, and only briefly.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 09, 2012 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

Who said anything about celebrating. I was just expressing releif that it seems the calvary has finally arrived to the fight!

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 09, 2012 12:29 PM (bo11P)

98 If your ungulation lasts for more than four hours, call your doctor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 09, 2012 12:30 PM (F0K0r)

99 So the Wisconsin retards never understood that their fake signatories wouldn't show up at the polls? Can ducks and mice even reach the booth?

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 12:33 PM (JoL4S)

100 Dems evolution on another matter: losing in November. Stage 1: Denial. Ended yesterday with James CarvilleÂ’s rant. Stage 2: Anger. In full phase now. See Laurence OÂ’Donnell or Ed Shultz nightly. Stage 3: Bargaining. Beginning. Obama supports SSM, looking for new Keystone path. Stage 4: Depression. Slight signs of beginning. See recent columns by E. J. Dionne and Maureen Dowd. Stage 5: Acceptance. Will begin on day after election when Obama is fully under the bus. Hillary now sitting near the front of the bus smiling.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 09, 2012 12:33 PM (deaac)

101 I don't want to jinx this election but could it be a l**dslide?

Posted by: mpfs at May 09, 2012 12:53 PM (iYbLN)

102

I'm torn.

 

Would it be better if those self-deluded fools convinced themselves that it was in the bag, and screw up due to overconfidence?

 

Or would it be better if they decide they're in trouble, prompting fits of narcissistic rage on the part of the NPD-in-chief, causing an epic campaign melt-down?

 

Maybe it could work either way. Regardles, the NC is great, and I'm happy to see FL the right color again (it was a little scary for a while there).

Posted by: Optimizer at May 09, 2012 01:20 PM (As94z)

103 Is that your real name or did it fall into a pint of Guinness? Or was it carved from a potato?

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2012 04:12 PM (JoL4S)

Just saw this.

Nope that's my real name.

I am that Irish.

Posted by: CAC at May 09, 2012 01:32 PM (ApWrt)

104 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 09, 2012 01:50 PM (7W3wI)

105 I am busy. Very busy, between trips and summer and life.

I am also busy thinking what outfit I will wear on that blessed November morning when I vote for Romney as my one and only vote to oust the socialist squirrel back to Chicago where he belongs. After voting I will then swim, shower, put on pj's by noon and commence planning either drinking or sedating myself into a stupor (possibly both!) after a light lunch. I will listen to Rush Limbaugh and then turn off TV and computer, as I simply cannot deal with the stress of exit polls and reporters speculating. I will spend some time on my knees praying for a Romney victory over socialism. I may peek at this blog, after ETOH levels are such that I am feeling frisky. [Please, Ace, for all that is holy, please make sure this site does not crash] I will watch early returns on FOX at 6pm with Bret and the gang while sipping a strong gin martini (wine now retired for high voltage booze). My brave and calm husband will report that things or going well or he is researching farms in Canada.

Should I hear "too close to call" much I will turn TV off and return to my knees (probably swaying from sedation and/or gin---highly recommend Junipero Gin for it's alcohol content and smooth juniperness and anesthesia effects) and pray that we will be saved from a fate worse than death: a second term for SCOAMF and his burly wife, Mooch. I will sleep the sweet and innocent sleep of a drunken baby and will hopefully wake to birds singing and church bells ringing in a new day in America.

Then I will begin planning my open bar for the party on January 20, 2013 (in 255 days) and type of champagne to pop on the exact moment our greenish and emaciated O'Barky slithers up the stairs of Marine One for the last time...physically carried by Secret Servicemen while weeping pitifully, grabbing the rails to prevent his exit, moaning hysterically, with Mooch glaring at reporters at his side. She will no longer be proud of this country, but I will be. Barry will gather himself for a sad and forlorn wave to his few supporters on the WH lawn, no longer hearing the roar of the crowd at the gates over the propellers of the chopper (GOP peasants singing, na na na na, NA NA NA NA, Hey, hey, hey, Goodbye..)This will be one of the most glorious sights I have ever seen on live TV, and I will laugh and laugh and laugh and drink. I may faint from some type of excited heart arrhythmia, but it will be worth it. Well, you get the picture. Fireworks will be involved, hopefully not inside. A Mississippi State cowbell will be rung from the street. Hilarity will ensue and the party will go on into the wee hours in this neighborhood, one of millions in this country. You are all invited. At this precise moment I will exhale and then plan on pestering the GOP relentlessly until they turn this country back to where we were prior to the community organizer doing his thang.

Pray, Morons, pray. If you don't pray, start now or send positive thoughts into the atmosphere. Then vote like you have never done before in history this November, dragging others to the polls with you. We can and will do this for our children and our children's children. We will defeat him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wildbeast Seminole Chick at May 09, 2012 01:51 PM (baL2B)

106

 

71 65
Hope is dying in American and the Change is running low too.

Hoping for Change in 2012!    (my slogan)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 09, 2012 02:11 PM (+7Usq)

107 as much fun as it is now, you wait until the preference cascade get up to speed and the democrats have to fight to turn that around. ha ha ha ha ha. it is the same problem they had with the obamacare arguments, it was impossible for them to conceive it might somehow be other than they had convinced themselves that is was. no way for obama to remain in the white mosque after january 2013 unless he is willing ot steal the election. even then, the smell of something rotten in the white mosque will be so overpowering he will not have the staying power to make it stick. wonder what sasha and malia will have for advice then

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2012 02:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

108 instead of asking "what would tyler durden do?" I may start asking "what would sasha and malia do?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2012 02:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 Re NC: The democrats are salting Wake, Durham, and Mecklenburg with people from out of state. They will move in, register, vote democrat, then move out. Its already happening. Democrud registrations are up in Wake, Durham, and Mecklenburg counties. How is that possible? Only with out of staters moving in. Nevertheless, I hope the prediction is accurate. The GOP will need heap big turnout (a little Harvard lingo there) every where outside the triangle and Meck. for the state to stay Red.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at May 09, 2012 02:23 PM (Uh+y6)

110 Romentum.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 09, 2012 02:36 PM (BQF27)

111 CAC, didn't you also give NH to Romney a few months ago.

Posted by: Leelee at May 09, 2012 04:29 PM (ApIyR)

112 This is way premature.  Most of the polling shows Obama with a lead in North Carolina.

Posted by: cinyc at May 09, 2012 06:53 PM (aJs9R)

113 This is one tarheel who agrees that NC will go Romney. The NC dem party is a train wreck. Crooked as they are, they are even more disorganized. As we say down here, it's hard to cheat if you don't know whether to wind your butt or scratch your watch...

Posted by: Carmelita at May 09, 2012 07:12 PM (Y/2U4)

114 Hope we in NC can pull off a win, we do have an abundance of unemployed and Obama is no longer an unknown quantity.  Wish though the SSM thing had been done in November, get some lazy socons off their couches.  Obama's declaration in favor of SSM will hurt him in the southeast at the least.

Posted by: waelse1 at May 09, 2012 10:18 PM (C2740)

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