October 30, 2012

Ace of Spades HQ's Decision Desk
— CAC

Returns November 6th at 7:30pm Eastern.
There will be numbers.
There will be morons.
There will be maps.

Live Results and Calls for the House, Senate and Presidential races.

This is why I haven't been around much. Well, besides "reacting" to the Pennsylvania and Minnesota and Michigan and Oregon developments.

Anyway, back to making the sausage...

Posted by: CAC at 02:00 PM | Comments (334)
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1 CAC ATTACK!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 02:01 PM (DKxu1)

2 First.

Posted by: CAC attack at October 30, 2012 02:01 PM (i3OIF)

3 First

Posted by: Winston at October 30, 2012 02:02 PM (iKxnK)

4 Will the maps be plaid?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 30, 2012 02:02 PM (GEICT)

5 5th

Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 02:02 PM (4x8W0)

6 maps! faps!

Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2012 02:02 PM (gjIQF)

7 Hey, hey

Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 02:02 PM (4x8W0)

8 Time to make the doughnuts.

Posted by: pep at October 30, 2012 02:03 PM (6TB1Z)

9 "Making" the sausage, Ace? Is that what we're calling it these days?

Posted by: Travis at October 30, 2012 02:03 PM (9WkMB)

10

Will the maps be plaid?

 

No, I think they'll be tartan.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 02:03 PM (4x8W0)

11 There will be maps.

Flaming maps?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 30, 2012 02:03 PM (ZKzrr)

12 First...

I don't think it means what you think it means

Posted by: That Spanish Guy that hangs around with the giant at October 30, 2012 02:03 PM (8qoXL)

13 Flaming plaid maps!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 30, 2012 02:04 PM (GEICT)

14 I think you mean "hiding the sausage."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at October 30, 2012 02:04 PM (AZGON)

15 Dammit, we better get a Stripper Poll Graphic!!!!!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Stripper Poll Liberation Front at October 30, 2012 02:04 PM (i7B17)

16 Well, I voted against the Magic Negro today.

As far as I could tell, so did everyone else in line...

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 02:04 PM (8qoXL)

17 3:30 Eastern time?

Posted by: Kramer at October 30, 2012 02:05 PM (lHTEq)

18 New thread smell!

Posted by: Vic at October 30, 2012 02:05 PM (YdQQY)

19 CAC attack, akak

Posted by: akak at October 30, 2012 02:05 PM (eFroM)

20 Wow, that's like two hours before I even plan on getting home that evening.

Thanks for all the work, guys.

Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2012 02:05 PM (hO9ad)

21 Star Wars thread, then "Coming Soon-type" thread.  Man, it's like all critical sh*t all the time here.

Posted by: meh at October 30, 2012 02:05 PM (W2qJe)

22 Will the guys get shirts?

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:06 PM (Uw091)

23 I hope the maps are BLOOD red !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 02:06 PM (nTgAI)

24 This post is so shiny and new, I can see myself!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at October 30, 2012 02:06 PM (AZGON)

25 On my map, it says "Here There Be Dragons" over the blue states.

WTF?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (8qoXL)

26 It takes the numbers and puts them in the basket...put the fuckin' numbers in the basket!!!

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (CfGGV)

27

24This post is so shiny and new, I can see myself!

_____________________________

 

You just like this thread cuz all of it's "important" parts still point North!

Posted by: meh at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (W2qJe)

28 I'll be there with pudding on.

Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (PD2ad)

29 28th!

Posted by: teebone at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (YtLSL)

30 How are these "maps" helping Michelle's kids?

Posted by: Hicks at October 30, 2012 02:07 PM (dzCcw)

31 Scott Brown and Liawatha canceled their 4th and final debate.

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 02:08 PM (+oin+)

32 I lost my eye about 6 pm last night.

Posted by: Sandy Duncan at October 30, 2012 02:08 PM (ufLRj)

33 There will be numbers. There will be morons. There will be maps. There will be naked women!

Posted by: Redd at October 30, 2012 02:08 PM (Lom3Z)

34 Had to get out of the Star Wars thread.  Too much Sheldon and not enough Penny.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 02:08 PM (8qoXL)

35 Psyched to be helping out in Me-2 Already spreadsheeting election 2000/20004/2008 turnout in key areas of the district on the town and county level to plug 2012 data into to see if Romney can carry this tossup district and its 1 EV up for grabs.

Posted by: deusexmachina at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (6RTwM)

36 After next Tues., I never want to hear about or see another poll.

Posted by: Redd at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (Lom3Z)

37

Anyway, back to making the sausage...

 

 

I am stwangely awoused...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (Uw091)

38 CAC, will the maps have easy to read guides to where all the racists are?

Posted by: meh at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (W2qJe)

39 I lost my eye about 6 pm last night. Posted by: Sandy Duncan No one ever made this much of a fuss over me.

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (AZGON)

40 Puddin' and popcorn for everyone!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:09 PM (Uw091)

41 I am hoping to be drunk on liberal tears.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 02:10 PM (nTgAI)

42 Will there be a SCOAMF flaming skull?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2012 02:10 PM (PlfM9)

43 What the hell? Exact obama quote re: Sandy: America's tough, and we're tougher because we pull together, we leave nobody behind. We make sure that we respond as a nation and remind ourselves that whenever an American is in need all of us stand together to make sure we are providing the help that is necessary. we leave nobody behind... ...whenever an American is in need all of us stand together to make sure we are providing the help that is necessary And, I swear I thought I saw a smirk when he said it. Hate this pos.

Posted by: 7 days at October 30, 2012 02:10 PM (LpQbZ)

44 Can't wait to be a part of the team of morons feeding numbers to HQ. It is going to be a great night!

Posted by: Justin at October 30, 2012 02:10 PM (g+QII)

45 Sandy Duncan was HOT, back in the day


not hot-hot, but cute-hot

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at October 30, 2012 02:10 PM (Dll6b)

46 After next Tues., I never want to hear about Obama

Posted by: Redd at October 30, 2012 06:09 PM (Lom3Z)

 

FIFY

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 02:11 PM (nTgAI)

47 Benghazi left a message for Obama. Seems he left something behind over there, and would he like to pick it up? You'll need a sack and a hazmat crew.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at October 30, 2012 02:11 PM (AZGON)

48

And, I swear I thought I saw a smirk when he said it. Hate this pos

 

 

Just when I think I've run out of hate, I surprise myself and crank it up a notch.  I can't believe how much more I hate him since Benghazi.  I thought I was at my upper limit before that.

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:12 PM (Uw091)

49 Down here is Dogdick, Ga we are all voting for the Mormon!

Posted by: Randy Redneckerson at October 30, 2012 02:12 PM (+w8Vj)

50 Ace, nice post.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2012 02:12 PM (b+jI9)

51 Oh man, it's getting to the point where I don't even need traditional news sources anymore. Oh, what am I saying? We're way past that point.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 30, 2012 02:13 PM (a0nis)

52 we leave nobody behind...

Uh? What?

Posted by: US Embassador Stevens (D)eceased at October 30, 2012 02:13 PM (feFL6)

53 Anyway, back to making the sausage... Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:13 PM (CA2NO)

54 46TH

Posted by: ExpatPatriot at October 30, 2012 02:13 PM (WVqlY)

55 Faps for maps

Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (I2LwF)

56 last

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (uW4J6)

57 And no one needs to watch that!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (ndlFj)

58 Based on the Nate Silver model of only using data that I like, I'm going to call California for Romney right now.

Posted by: ntac at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (rhHz3)

59 Sausage being made, that is!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (ndlFj)

60 I can't wait. Already requested off from my part time evening job and plan on calling in sick on Wednesday. I'll be drinking heavily however it goes. Might I make a request? When the comments get around 800 or so, can we get a new post? It's hard to load comments when they get really high and I don't want to miss anything.... Of course, I guess it will only take about 30 minutes to get to that each time....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 30, 2012 02:14 PM (90yeH)

61 There will be flaming plaid pudding maps!

Posted by: mpfs at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (iYbLN)

62 Just when I think I've run out of hate, I surprise myself and crank it up a notch. I can't believe how much more I hate him since Benghazi. I thought I was at my upper limit before that. Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 06:12 PM (Uw091) And you know what's sad? I can almost guaran-damn-tee you that, between now and election day, the piece of shit SCOAMT will do something else to make us all hate him even MORE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (CA2NO)

63 A weather desk and a decision desk.

Who's paying for all of this?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (BuSM8)

64 Middle East v. Far East

Obama's Islamist Century to meet Gillard's Asian Century...
All Australian schoolchildren will be able to learn an Asian language under an ambitious plan by Prime Minister Julia Gillard to prepare the nation for the "Asian Century".

/cut to the chase: China. Anyway, back to sausage links.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (BAnPT)

65 Sausage is the new chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (uW4J6)

66 We don't even need election coverage, just hand me my copy of the Book of Mormon to swear on already.

Posted by: R-Money at October 30, 2012 02:15 PM (a0nis)

67 Power back on in my house at 6:09 eastern

Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 02:16 PM (I2LwF)

68 I can't wait. Already requested off from my part time evening job and plan on calling in sick on Wednesday. Ditto calling in sick on Weds. I wish I could take the day off on Tuesday itself, but I have to actually go places and DO things for work. *annoyed* Of all the days for me to actually have to DO things.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:16 PM (CA2NO)

69 CAC is at the sausagefest?

I thought THIS was the sausagefest!

Posted by: Greg's Mouth at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (8qoXL)

70 We leave nobody‘s behind. Edit for SCOAMF‘s poor use of grammar.

Posted by: ExpatPatriot at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (WVqlY)

71 32 I lost my eye about 6 pm last night.

Posted by: Sandy Duncan at October 30, 2012 06:08 PM (ufLRj)


Ohhh, man. That ain't right!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (BuSM8)

72 Mmmm, sausage ....

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (DKxu1)

73 Tune in next Tuesday for "Feel the Cascade," coming to you live in Ewok-O-Vision! Can't wait.

Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (8wqqE)

74 And, I swear I thought I saw a smirk when he saidit. Hate this pos. Posted by: 7 days at October 30, 2012 06:10 PM (LpQbZ) Barack "You have outlived your usefulness" Obama

Posted by: Secundus at October 30, 2012 02:17 PM (q4UzB)

75 43 WTH? Posted by: 7 days at October 30, 2012 06:10 PM (LpQbZ)

Obama's middle finger scratching that twitchin' facial itch.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (BAnPT)

76 You think you hate TFG now, wait'll you see what happens between election and Mitt's inauguration!

Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (PD2ad)

77 BINDERS FULL OF BIRTH CONTROL!!11!

Posted by: THE MSM at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (b+jI9)

78 A weather desk and a decision desk. Who's paying for all of this? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (BuSM Where do you think all the money for those super-special Platinum HQ Memberships goes?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (CA2NO)

79 I don't have any work to take off Wednesday. 'Bout time that came in handy.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (a0nis)

80 You left out the part about the cases and cases of pudding and hot fudge (for the ladies) on standby.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (KCvsd)

81

 

i for one find sausage making fascinating

Posted by: kj at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (AW9md)

82 >>35 Psyched to be helping out in Me-2 Already spreadsheeting election 2000/20004/2008 turnout in key areas of the district on the town and county level to plug 2012 data into to see if Romney can carry this tossup district and its 1 EV up for grabs. Posted by: deusexmachina at October 30, 2012 06:09 PM (6RTwM) Deusex, I would love to see what you guys do in that regard and compare it to what we do. Any chance you can send me your info down here in MA?

Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (I2LwF)

83 WHAT ABOUT PUDDING? WILL THERE BE PUDDING?

Posted by: Balls in your pudding at October 30, 2012 02:18 PM (+bBSQ)

84 when he does his photo ops through NJ, I wish someone would hold up a sign that says "Remember Benghazi"

Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 02:19 PM (Dnbau)

85 What happened to ace today?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2012 02:19 PM (b+jI9)

86 MWR - I work with all liberals (academic, evolutionary biologist types) and thought about going in just to soak up their tears but... Screw it. I'll be drinking them for the next four years.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 30, 2012 02:19 PM (90yeH)

87 Honored to be part of the team helping with results. It should be a great night.

Posted by: Raquel at October 30, 2012 02:20 PM (IJOxR)

88 77 A weather desk and a decision desk.

Who's paying for all of this?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (BuSM


Where do you think all the money for those super-special Platinum HQ Memberships goes?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 30, 2012 06:18 PM (CA2NO)


Maybe so, but someone ain't spending the money the right way when the decision desk is a folding table with a hobo head stuffed under one of the legs to stop it from tipping over.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 02:20 PM (BuSM8)

89 In case she hasn't mentioned this recently, heather radish has a recipe for homemade butterscotch pudding on her site. It's delicious and pretty easy. Safety tip: You really need to remember to make it a bit in advance to let it cool for dipping purposes.

Posted by: stace at October 30, 2012 02:21 PM (m+UHL)

90 Maybe so, but someone ain't spending the money the right way when the decision desk is a folding table with a hobo head stuffed under one of the legs to stop it from tipping over. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 06:20 PM (BuSM True, true. Though to be fair, which is a better investment? A real, honest to goodness decision desk, or a truckload of Val-U-Rite?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:21 PM (CA2NO)

91 Aaaaaaaaand there will be pudding.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 30, 2012 02:21 PM (u0MHM)

92 Here's some DU love for Obama that will make you hate him a wee bit more.
The brave Obama, returning, bareheaded in the rain, to face Sandy(of course, we all know why he doesn't have an umbrella in the picture....).

http://preview.tinyurl.com/934wyj9

Posted by: Lizabth at October 30, 2012 02:21 PM (JZBti)

93 If we run out of pudding, is using a jar of peanut butter permissible instead?

Just asking.  I plan on doing a lot of dipping on Tuesday. 

Gonna take down all the Mott's applesauce cups, too.  Nothing is safe.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 02:22 PM (8qoXL)

94 Ace, I don't want to be all metrosexual here, but is there a way that we can all upload a photo of ourselves eating pudding on what is sure to be a glorious night? Maybe on Twitter with a clever hashtag? I would enjoy seeing hundreds of morons going for seconds of rice, chocolate, vanilla, etc.

Posted by: Travis at October 30, 2012 02:22 PM (9WkMB)

95 Maybe so, but someone ain't spending the money the right way when the decision desk is a folding table with a hobo head stuffed under one of the legs to stop it from tipping over. Well, we couldn't afford four hobo heads.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at October 30, 2012 02:22 PM (AZGON)

96

And you know what's sad? I can almost guaran-damn-tee you that, between now and election day, the piece of shit SCOAMT will do something else to make us all hate him even MORE.

 

 

You are so right, I'm sure!  My capacity to hate this man seems to be limitless.  Oh, and his ugly, fatass wife too.

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:23 PM (Uw091)

97 I lost my eye about 6 pm last night.

Posted by: Sandy Duncan at October 30, 2012 06:08 PM (ufLRj)


Chin up, you still have a the other eye.

Posted by: Roger Ebert at October 30, 2012 02:23 PM (PlCer)

98 fuck you fuckers.  have you seen the futures on Pudding?  Romney is going down. 

Posted by: Greg at October 30, 2012 02:23 PM (Ho3p+)

99 A weather desk and a decision desk. Now you just need a chair, a teleprompter, and get your ass to a golf course!

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2012 02:23 PM (FcR7P)

100 Ha, some loon at the SFGate is blaming Romney for the vaccine meningitis outbreak.

Posted by: D. R. Ainbough at October 30, 2012 02:24 PM (3ziXJ)

101 The Force is strong with this post.

Posted by: Obi Wan Moron at October 30, 2012 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

102

Ace, I don't want to be all metrosexual here, but is there a way that we can all upload a photo of ourselves eating pudding on what is sure to be a glorious night? Maybe on Twitter with a clever hashtag? I would enjoy seeing hundreds of morons going for seconds of rice, chocolate, vanilla, etc.

 

 

 

 

DIRTY RINO!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!  We don't waste pudding by eating it!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:24 PM (Uw091)

103 Numbers and morons and maps - oh my!

Numbers and morons and maps - oh my!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is channeling Dorothy and her little dog, too at October 30, 2012 02:25 PM (GRvW4)

104

Here's some DU love for Obama that will make you hate him a wee bit more.
The brave Obama, returning, bareheaded in the rain, to face Sandy(of course, we all know why he doesn't have an umbrella in the picture

 

Pathetic obamabots.  Sickening.  It's just so hard for me to understand  the worship of these people. 

Posted by: Infidel at October 30, 2012 02:25 PM (O/fK8)

105 Down here is Dogdick, Ga we are all voting for the Mormon!

Posted by: Randy Redneckerson at October 30, 2012 06:12 PM (+w8Vj)


Is that near where Honey Boo Boo lives?  About 30 miles North of Dublin on 441?

Posted by: Vic at October 30, 2012 02:25 PM (YdQQY)

106 Puddin's not for eating--It's for ball dipping!

Somebody confiscate his Moron card.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 02:26 PM (8qoXL)

107 A chicken in every pot and a hobo head under every table leg!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 02:26 PM (BuSM8)

108
There better be pudding, but I got my going galt cave almost outfitted if not.

lets see...whiskey, water, deck of cards, fluke wimmin (disposable), food, etc etc and not to forget a nice lavender potpourri.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 02:26 PM (PHb2k)

109 All you people who have power....I hate you. Hate.you.

Posted by: Tami from her phone cuz Gaia took away my power at October 30, 2012 02:26 PM (bPkLK)

110 i will be running a blue precinct here in blue Lost Angels... and i'm looking forward to a steady diet of lieberal tears all day.

Failifornia will double down on stoopid this election, but i'm hoping the rest of the US will lead us to victory.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2012 02:26 PM (8MasJ)

111 Ace, I don't want to be all metrosexual here, but is there a way that we can all upload a photo of ourselves eating pudding on what is sure to be a glorious night? Maybe on Twitter with a clever hashtag? I would enjoy seeing hundreds of morons going for seconds of rice, chocolate, vanilla, etc.
Posted by: Travis at October 30, 2012 06:22 PM
----------------------------
Given what we're *supposed* to be doing with the pudding, I would really rather that we just stick to the Moronettes' pics.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at October 30, 2012 02:27 PM (ay6+/)

112 @107: Sure, but posting pictures of THAT would get most of us fired.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2012 02:27 PM (PlfM9)

113 I just saw back-to-back Obama and Romney TV ads here in the bluest of blue Twin Cities. Maybe MN is really in play this year. Woo hoo!

Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2012 02:27 PM (js5jY)

114 98  just spewed water all over my desk and  monitor.

Posted by: Infidel at October 30, 2012 02:27 PM (O/fK8)

115 As long as this doesn't interfere with DVRing MSNBC that night.

Posted by: RWC at October 30, 2012 02:28 PM (t+Sdx)

116 Obama will win because the Panthers suck! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redskins_Rule

Posted by: The Greginator at October 30, 2012 02:28 PM (a0nis)

117 Puddin's not for eating--It's for ball dipping! Of course, if we all posted photos of ourselves doing the "pudding dip," we'd probably end up arrested for breaking decency laws in some jurisdiction somewhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:28 PM (CA2NO)

118
November 6, 2008, the aftermath

Happy Hour Meet-Up Thread
—Ace

Sean requests a thread where depressed morons can arrange local meet-ups to drink their worries away, and celebrate the fact that President Barack Hussein Obama will give them each, Oprah-like, a brand new ca-aarrrr!

Good idea. Having gone to a few of these myself, they're awesome. I don't even like talking politics at them -- but simply talking with like-minded souls is very enjoyable.....

It doesn't take much, really. Just a date, a time, and a bar that serves decent hooch and which is kinda quiet so you can talk, and big enough that an influx of 15-25 people isn't going to cause hassles.

Here's some video from the last Moronapalooza. It was pretty fun. Slightly creepy, and I could have done without the sexualized Satanism, but fun.




Sexualized Satanism?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2012 02:28 PM (kdS6q)

119 Yay! Maps!

Posted by: Jmel at October 30, 2012 02:28 PM (c+D8V)

120 hmmmm hobo sausages, what could go wrong.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 30, 2012 02:29 PM (KDolX)

121 no pudding?

Posted by: trailortrash at October 30, 2012 02:29 PM (xllDV)

122 FYI, I have not seen ANY ads directly from either campaign here in MN until tonight. Just PAC ads.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2012 02:29 PM (js5jY)

123 Sexualized Satanism? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2012 06:28 PM (kdS6q) Well yeah, how else do you sell that bullshit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 02:29 PM (kc2b9)

124 No more Maps!  FIGHT!

Posted by: Ahhnold at October 30, 2012 02:30 PM (W2qJe)

125

Ha!  In other news:

 

"Since 2011, 244 of ChicagoÂ’s 681 schools failed at least one inspection, according to a review of city health department inspections by the 2 Investigators. ThatÂ’s 35 percent with at least one failed inspection."

 

 

Some of the violations include no hot water in  bathrooms, rodent infestations, mice droppings in food, food kept at unsafe temperatures, a live snake stuck to glue paper in the kitchen, etc.  This is from the city that gave us Barry and the Mooch.  Oh well, at least the kids are being served vegetables they aren't eating and schools are limiting portion sizes, so less rat droppings per serving.

 

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:30 PM (Uw091)

126 Looking forward to that! I know where I'll be that night.

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 02:31 PM (1V6Pv)

127 RomneylosesOhio: Are we supposed to be unhappy about that or something? You're slipping, dipshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:31 PM (CA2NO)

128 Hey guys, just heard about a new Ohio poll showing Romney up 11 with independents. Lookin' good.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 30, 2012 02:31 PM (a0nis)

129 LOL

Sandy has proven the ILLUSION OF SELF CONTROL that plagues Americans. We are all one diagnosis away from blahblahblah...NYT David Brooks.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:31 PM (BAnPT)

130 no pudding?

Posted by: trailortrash at October 30, 2012 06:29 PM (xllDV)

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"

Posted by: Pink Floyd at October 30, 2012 02:32 PM (PlCer)

131 @131 Admittedly, it's hard to feel in control under Obama.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 30, 2012 02:33 PM (a0nis)

132 Troll Hammer is engaged. We are 5 x 5.

Do not copy and paste troll comments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 02:33 PM (DKxu1)

133 Okay, seriously, RomneylosesOhio is going to keep copy/pasting the same poll results over and over again. I say just leave it and let us all ignore it. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:33 PM (CA2NO)

134 Troll Hammer is engaged. We are 5 x 5. Do not copy and paste troll comments. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2012 06:33 PM (DKxu1) *saluting* Aye aye, WCL!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:34 PM (CA2NO)

135 I just had the oddest call from the Obama campaign.  It was an automated call asking if I would be interested in volunteering this next week for Obama. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.  I pressed "1" as I wanted to mess with them.  So then the next question was, "for statistical purposes, press 1 for male, 2 for female.  I pressed "2".  Then the automated caller said, "Thank you for your time" and terminated the call. 

What the heck was that about?

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

136

i will be running a blue precinct here in blue Lost Angels... and i'm looking forward to a steady diet of lieberal tears all day.

Failifornia will double down on stoopid this election, but i'm hoping the rest of the US will lead us to victory.

 

I feel your pain.  Living in King County, my community is a lost cause.  Although, I'm still holding out hope our Republican Attorney General can win the governorship.  (Although, watching that get stolen from us in 2004 makes me rather skeptical).  Today, I heard an ad for him, though, that was an endorsement from our Democrat state auditor.  He also has our paper of record's endorsement.  (The liberal Seattle Times).  It just goes to show you how bad the Democrat candidate, Congressman Jay Inslee is. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:35 PM (Uw091)

137 I know many good people are suffering because of this storm. But damn, I'm enjoying the suffering of the huaghty N/E libs. That food and blankets, and linemen in their pretty trucks are all coming from Flyover country. You know, us pieces of shit clinging to our guns and bibles.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 02:35 PM (kc2b9)

138 I'm like Greg with a slightly tighter rectum. Still hallway size, Greg is full blown hangar.

Posted by: Romneyloseshislunch at October 30, 2012 02:35 PM (a0nis)

139 a pudding flotilla reported en route to Sandy's victims

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:35 PM (BAnPT)

140 What the heck was that about? Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 06:34 PM (P6QsQ) Probably means they already have enough female volunteers. Or that they're bone stupid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:35 PM (CA2NO)

141 LOL at the troll reposting poll results that (properly understood) favor Romney.

Posted by: lael at October 30, 2012 02:36 PM (ZnY8c)

142

86 What happened to ace today?

 

"storm related problems with his internet connection"

 

And he was probably needing a nap...I doubt that very many people in his area got any sleep last night.

I wouldn't have either, if I were there.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 02:36 PM (ipkPX)

143 @138 Perhaps it just proves Obama has so far too many women supporting him and not enough men.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows he is Eric Blair at October 30, 2012 02:36 PM (AZGON)

144

What the heck was that about?

 

Maybe a covert way to see if the wommins are really not supporting the TFG?

Posted by: Infidel at October 30, 2012 02:36 PM (O/fK8)

145 OT Some of the violations include no hot water in bathrooms, rodent infestations, mice droppings in food, food kept at unsafe temperatures, a live snake stuck to glue paper in the kitchen, etc. Ah, yes, one government agency inspecting another. And without a profit motive what behavior will be changed? The inspecting.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2012 02:36 PM (FcR7P)

146

148 by: RomneylosesOhio at


So yeah, GFY

Posted by: Ahhnold at October 30, 2012 02:37 PM (W2qJe)

147 So who's ready for the performance of a lifetime tomorrow by obama? I wonder if he can work up some real tears? I know I'm being snarky and I'm not making light of this disaster, but from what I've read  obama thinks this will win him some votes...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 02:37 PM (9+ccr)

148 I just saw back-to-back Obama and Romney TV ads here in the bluest of blue Twin Cities. Maybe MN is really in play this year. Woo hoo!
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2012 06:27 PM

There's a PAC running ads for Romney here in MA. Right now, they seem to outnumber the ones for Choom Boy.

It's full-saturation now, as we get nonstop -- and back-to-back -- Ads for Brown and Lieawatha Warren too. Plus some for NH and, occasionally, CT.

It has made me thoroughly sick of the whole mess. The misrepresentations and bullshit have gotten deeper than the post-Sandy debris.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at October 30, 2012 02:37 PM (ZgX/g)

149 What the heck was that about?
Posted by: mama winger

"volunteering" information for a poll?

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:37 PM (BAnPT)

150 o/t after 100+ posts, my bad.... Stanley Kurtz, a really bright guy (for example, his book, "Radical In-Chief," is completely definitive, should you ever encounter a rational person who has not figured out that Obama is a "Socialist") makes a Modest Proposal: http://preview.tinyurl.com/8rmawrf Regrettably, like most Modest Proposals, it is modest. What the President should do is merely start at Fox News, and then go on to disintegrate Fox's audience. That'd wipe out that "freedom Gene" until some chance mutation far in the future tricks out the Glorious People's Reproductive Technology Kommisariat's diktat.

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 02:37 PM (1V6Pv)

151 *sigh* I really don't get what RomneylosesOhio (No Not Really) is trying to accomplish constantly re-pasting the same poll results from NumbersMuncher. Yes, dickhead, we see them. They're GOOD. Are you an idiot or someth- No, don't answer that. Of course you are.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:38 PM (CA2NO)

152 Listen you fucking retard. What do you think this means? "Romney up 11 (!) w/ independents. Sample is D+6"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:38 PM (SAA1o)

153 What the heck was that about? ------- Womyn outside polling places with billy clubs aren't as effective.

Posted by: RWC at October 30, 2012 02:38 PM (t+Sdx)

154

...*applause* ...For the TB3K!

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 02:38 PM (ipkPX)

155 Probably means they already have enough female volunteers.



---------------


Makes me wonder what kind of jobs they are looking to fill that would require males.     Window smashers?  Tire slashers?

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 02:39 PM (P6QsQ)

156 Actually that was a pretty good poll for our side, there is no way Mitt loses OH if those numbers are correct with a proper party split.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 02:39 PM (PHb2k)

157 There ain't a man here in Dogdick, Ga that would vote for the Muslim.  Fact.

Posted by: Randy Redneckerson at October 30, 2012 02:40 PM (+w8Vj)

158 That could be computer generated, or maybe some sad sack gets paid by the post.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 02:40 PM (kc2b9)

159 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 06:38 PM (SAA1o) The troll is too stupid to even take off the "Expand Reply Retweet Favorite" text from the bottom of his comment. What a lazy loser.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:40 PM (CA2NO)

160 Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson Scared to death @HotlineJosh: RT @tomscheck Vice President Joe Biden will campaign in Superior, WI on Fri

Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 02:40 PM (ck76k)

161 Psst, guys, I'm secretly on your side. I'm just trying to cheer you up with this poll.

Posted by: Romneyloseshislunch at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (a0nis)

162 What the fuck is Christie doing singing praises for Obama?

Seriously, just keep your fat mouth shut for 6 more days.  You don't have to criticize him, just don't say serenade him.

I understand you have an election coming up in your Libtard blue state and you have to look like you're not a racist, but stick a bearclaw in there until Tuesday night.

Posted by: McAdams at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (FwCfL)

163 Paul Ryan is blanketing Wisconsin tomorrow.   I hope I can make it to Racine tomorrow to see him one last time before he becomes VP and I lose him as my congressman forever.

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (P6QsQ)

164

Today I requested and got the day after off.  I hope to God I am nursing the worse hangover of my life because I drank with joy in my heart.  Please God.. let it be so.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (1hNQS)

165 Makes me wonder what kind of jobs they are looking to fill that would require males. Window smashers? Tire slashers? Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 06:39 PM (P6QsQ) As another commenter noted upthread, men are slightly more intimidating when the time comes to wield a billy club.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (CA2NO)

166 Obama's "Americans are tough, and we're tougher" (?!) speech fails not simply for the obvious Benghazi Obama-didn't-care call, but because Obama refused and still refuses to send any federal funds to states like Texas and Arizona that suffered MASSIVE wildfire destruction. All we get out of Obama's FEMA are multiple mailings telling us to buy Farmers Insurance (AGENT reference named with contact info) because FEMA can't be there when we need FEMA.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (BAnPT)

167 161 There ain't a man here in Dogdick, Ga that would vote for the Muslim. Fact. Posted by: Randy Redneckerson at October 30, 2012 06:40 PM (+w8Vj) Nor here isn cousinfuck Mississippi

Posted by: Mountain Williams at October 30, 2012 02:41 PM (kc2b9)

168 Suck it thrice GERG!

Posted by: meh at October 30, 2012 02:42 PM (W2qJe)

169 163 Might just be part of his strategy to be as annoying as possible.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:42 PM (SAA1o)

170  I don't normally answer that troll romney wins ohio ,but does it know those are good numbers for Romney?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 02:42 PM (9+ccr)

171 ROMNEY.!? HE SUCK!!! BAD!!!

Posted by: Oiho voter who reads Daily Currant for news. at October 30, 2012 02:42 PM (t+Sdx)

172

In MN....Saw a fairly generic Romney-Ryan ad the last couple days. It IS by their campaign as they have Mitt doing the approval tag at the end.

Posted by: Tony253 at October 30, 2012 02:42 PM (3yMFT)

173

Bret Baier and Jennifer Griffin...still giving us updates on Benghazi.

God bless them both.

 

Jennifer got some more info on the Drones that were flying over the consulate during the attack....

I didn't catch all of it.

But I think that she learned that they were the type that were...armed.

 

She got a reply from our fearless leaders in the gubbermint about it, which was basically:

"Targeting is hard and you shouldn't do it unless you know where the bad guys are."

 

o_O

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (ipkPX)

174 The best part of being trapped in the house for 2 days wasseeimg the local weather babe every 15 minutes. Followed by a trip to the can. My cock is sore and my wife is angry. Typical Tuesday.

Posted by: Calhoun Van Buren at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (53Nsb)

175 Anyone have an election night cheat sheet? You know, lists of races that bear watching that we otherwise might not know about?

Posted by: jaihawkk at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (wihCk)

176 I don't normally answer that troll romney wins ohio ,but does it know those are good numbers for Romney? Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 06:42 PM (9+ccr) Clearly not. It obviously doesn't understand why an 11% advantage with independents and a D+6 sample with a 3 point MOE makes that an AWESOME poll for Romney. *rolliing eyes* Idiots, the whole lot of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (CA2NO)

177 I also have a nice Florida poll, D+9 with Obama ahead by 2, behind 13 with independents, if ya'll want summa that.

Posted by: Romneyloseshislunch at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (a0nis)

178 Has anyone else who signed up for Orca, received confirmation emails and updates from them, but has not received their polling place or any documents?  I'm starting to get a bit worried here...

Posted by: SkepticalMI at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (Hne8s)

179
She got a reply from our fearless leaders in the gubbermint about it, which was basically:
"Targeting is hard and you shouldn't do it unless you know where the bad guys are."

o_O

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 06:44 PM (ipkPX)


  You mean the target the Seals had a laser on for them?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (9+ccr)

180 Posted by: Randy Redneckerson at October 30, 2012 06:40 PM (+w8Vj) AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW How Cute it's Herbie Hymenhopper

Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 02:44 PM (ck76k)

181 179 Obama doesn't leave anyone behind. Nothing to worry about...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:45 PM (SAA1o)

182 She got a reply from our fearless leaders in the gubbermint about it, which was basically: "Targeting is hard and you shouldn't do it unless you know where the bad guys are." Ah, right. So they'd need something like, I dunno, a guy on the roof with a targeting laser pointed at the bad guys?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:45 PM (CA2NO)

183 NumbersMuncher ‏@NumbersMuncher New SurveyUSA Ohio poll has Obama up 3, 48-45. Romney up 11 (!) w/ independents. Sample is D+6 (was D+5 in 08, D+1 in 2010). Expand Reply Retweet Favorite

Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 30, 2012 02:45 PM (aemFw)

184 Have any Texans signed up for the Romney Election Day Task Force? I did last week and got an initial email saying I'd hear from them in 2 days, but I haven't heard anything else. I guess I'll just sign up elsewhere to make calls in battleground states.

Posted by: Mrs. Dang at October 30, 2012 02:45 PM (R18D0)

185 Why are we being trolled with good news? Axelrod will be pissed when he finds out what one of his kiddies has been doing.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2012 02:46 PM (FcR7P)

186 C'mon, Mitt! Make SCOAMF work for Oregon's votes! Buy some ads!

Posted by: Morseus at October 30, 2012 02:46 PM (8Syx4)

187 188 She got a reply from our fearless leaders in the gubbermint about it, which was basically: "Targeting is hard and you shouldn't do it unless you know where the bad guys are." Ah, right. So they'd need something like, I dunno, a guy on the roof with a targeting laser pointed at the bad guys? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 30, 2012 06:45 PM (CA2NO) Somebody needs to go to prison over this. This is far beyond a fuck-up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 02:46 PM (kc2b9)

188 I just want to thank you making me a very rich man and to say I will continue to put out really childish stupid shit. Good grief you people are stupid.

Posted by: George Lucas at October 30, 2012 02:47 PM (ZOf1l)

189 Why are we being trolled with good news? Axelrod will be pissed when he finds out what one of his kiddies has been doing. Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2012 06:46 PM (FcR7P) Knowledge that makes me g-ddamn day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:47 PM (CA2NO)

190

Donna and MWR....

 

Yeah. That.

Shame we didn't have someone on the ground...telling them where the targets were, huh?

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 02:47 PM (ipkPX)

191 Returns November 6th at 7:30pm Eastern. There will be numbers. There will be morons. There will be maps. Yes. But will there be boobage??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 30, 2012 02:47 PM (niZvt)

192 150 So who's ready for the performance of a lifetime tomorrow by obama? I wonder if he can work up some real tears? I know I'm being snarky and I'm not making light of this disaster, but from what I've read obama thinks this will win him some votes..


Obama will continue his campaign in his FEMA administrator role, hoping that lifts him up.  They will try to use that to their advantage ("never let a crisis go to waste").  I don't think it's going to help him, and when he makes those smirky comments about not leaving anyone behind, well---there are alot of us out here really angry about Benghazi so that kind of comment is like salt in the wound.  I think Obama is going to step in it yet again

Posted by: small town girl at October 30, 2012 02:47 PM (Zcy53)

193 193 + The Coverup/Deceptions (engaged in not only by the Administration, but also by the Media).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:48 PM (SAA1o)

194 110 All you people who have power....I hate you. Hate.you. Posted by: Tami from her phone cuz Gaia took away my power at October 30, 2012 06:26 PM (bPkLK)

Be safe Tami! How are you holding up? We need an evening Moron check in or something.

Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2012 02:48 PM (8wqqE)

195 We're gonna burn this mother down!

Posted by: Old lady bitch at October 30, 2012 02:48 PM (kzFo5)

196 But will there be boobage?? Posted by: CoolCzech at October 30, 2012 06:47 PM (niZvt) Hey, who knows what might happen if some of my fellow Moronettes get really, REALLY soused.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:49 PM (CA2NO)

197 Most importantly, THERE WILL BE FLAMING PUDDING!

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 02:49 PM (6mijs)

198 RR yard sign survived Sandy.

Posted by: RWC at October 30, 2012 02:49 PM (t+Sdx)

199 I have a strong suspicion that GERG is going to show up on Nov. 7 claiming to have predicted Romney's success all along.

"See, guys. I knew Romney could do it. Just like I said..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 02:49 PM (DKxu1)

200 Cock punch that mofo!

Posted by: Old black lady bitch at October 30, 2012 02:49 PM (kzFo5)

201
I saw a D+37 poll from WI that has Mitt down 1.  game over man, game over.

Posted by: MittlosesWI at October 30, 2012 02:50 PM (PHb2k)

202 + The Political Prisoner (that everyone, myself included, sort of tends to forget about).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:50 PM (SAA1o)

203 But will there be boobage??
I'll probably be here, that's boob enough for any blog.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 02:50 PM (r4wIV)

204 Dem.-Commie Social Rule Numbah Won! "Any perversion, any fetish, any crime is acceptable unless a Rethuglican is the agent." [Full Disclosure Department: one of my college sweethearts, who is also currently single and still abso-effin-lutely H O T, has that Roy Lichtenstein-esque refrigerator magnet adhering to hers, "I could never marry a Republican." Apparently, she's serious.]

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 02:50 PM (1V6Pv)

205 Sorry east coasters, I hope you are doing okay despite the bullshit and loss of power. We here in flyover country just had a high of 74 today with no wind and clear skies. Seriously, prayers go to you folks.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 02:50 PM (ZOf1l)

206 ADM Lyons' piece in the sidebar is so disheartening.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 30, 2012 02:51 PM (p4U6S)

207 There better be plaid.


Of the good:  that glass of riesling.


Of the bad:   how fast I drank it.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I must list to the side for a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 02:52 PM (Gk3SS)

208 Most importantly, THERE WILL BE FLAMING PUDDING!

9 out of 10 urologists caution strongly against flaming pudding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 02:52 PM (QKKT0)

209 They just let them die. And then they lied for weeks about a spontaneous riot over some video. And the FUCKING MEDIA went right along with it. To hell with every traitorous scum at CBS, ABC, NBC, NYT, wherever. May all the hounds of hell be loosed upon them.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 30, 2012 02:53 PM (p4U6S)

210 If there is plaid, does that mean the preference cascade will have reached Ludicrous Speed?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:53 PM (CA2NO)

211 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must list to the side for a bit.

Understood.

Posted by: Capt. Schettino at October 30, 2012 02:53 PM (QKKT0)

212 They could not possibly have had more definitive information than people on the ground calling for help and illuminating the target.  What information would have possibly been more definitive than that? 

When a police officer is shot in the line of duty, and he or fellow officers radio in saying "Officer down! Officer down!" and they give their location and they identify their assailants and they call for help, do the dispatchers at Police HQ do a fact-finding investigation to gather more information, or do they immediately send officers to assist at the scene?


Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 02:53 PM (P6QsQ)

213

So who's ready for the performance of a lifetime tomorrow by obama? I wonder if he can work up some real tears? I know I'm being snarky and I'm not making light of this disaster, but from what I've read obama thinks this will win him some votes...

 

I think Obama thinks that this is a winning campaign tactic because of how the left (especially the MFM) excoriated Bush on his handling of Katrina.  He really believes that Bush screwed the pooch on it too, although the bungling was mainly on the state and local levels.  The thing with Obama though, is he is a horrible actor.  He can't fake real tears like BJ Clinton, and he really doesn't have an ounce of warmth or empathy in him.  He thinks if he is seen looking engaged and photo-opped with first responders and those doing the clean-up, it's going to give him that last boost to the finish line he needs to win. 

 

He obviously is completely unconcerned about Benghazi because his butt boys in the MFM aren't talking about it, and the Hurricane has completely taken over the news cycle.

 

It will be interesting to see if NYC doesn't get their power back on soon and their subways running el quicko, if the natives start to loot and riot on a grander scale.  It will also be interesting to see if Barry gets any of the blowback or if Nanny Bloomberg and Governor Cuomo get some heat from the populace. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:53 PM (Uw091)

214 No Shit, there I was, checking the usual blogs, split screen on the Imac, when an Angel Fantasy ad from Vickys secret reached out of the computer forcing me to peruse the scantily clad nymphets. Those evil bitches. They should be tied up, spanked and.......nevermind.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (kc2b9)

215

Posted by: Tami from her phone cuz Gaia took away my power at October 30, 2012 06:26 PM (bPkLK)

 

Hope you get your power back soon, Tami.

That sucks.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (ipkPX)

216 214 Most importantly, THERE WILL BE FLAMING PUDDING! 9 out of 10 urologists caution strongly against flaming pudding *** CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (6mijs)

217 has that Roy Lichtenstein-esque refrigerator magnet adhering to hers, "I could never marry a Republican."


Marry =/= make pancakes


Just sayin'. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (Gk3SS)

218 156 Womyn outside polling places with billy clubs aren't as effective.   ---------   And bullwhips would just be an enticement.  

Posted by: Anachronda at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (IrbU4)

219 9 out of 10 urologists caution strongly against flaming pudding.


Fuck them. I do what I want.

Posted by: fluffy, now with scar tissue! at October 30, 2012 02:54 PM (z9HTb)

220

Hurricane Horror story!!!

 

I logged into Facebook to make sure my friends had gotten through the storm okay and one of them had linked to "the insight of Tom Friedman". The link included a picture of him.

 

FEMA, where art thou? I need a fainting couch...and an ATM card.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 30, 2012 02:55 PM (SUKHu)

221 43 What I learned from the third debate is the Resident considers OH a foreign country. It got more mention than Libya and Iran combined. This crapweasel cares about winning, full stop. He was never fit to be CINC, and the only reason he is is because of the treasonous MFM. Don't think he doesn't know it, either, smirking POS. But his ass is grass come next week. Take that to the bank.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 02:55 PM (i0vBR)

222 I don't want to be that guy who gets up on Wednesday and asks how did Obama win, I didn't know anyone who was going to vote for him. I'm doing my part, Orca baby, let's make sure we get the vote out!!!

Posted by: mastour at October 30, 2012 02:55 PM (Xf0bG)

223 Not to minimize the damage and suffering that Sandy has caused, but as I recall hurricane damage in Florida and Louisiana usually includes houses with water up to the roofline, and streets swept clear of any structures. I saw network news from New Jersey today: sand on the streets, undamaged homes ("we hear the houses a mile down that way are almost completely destroyed"); elsewhere, three feet of water . The horror.   

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 30, 2012 02:55 PM (wuXkS)

224 Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 30, 2012 06:53 PM (p4U6S) The Media are the enemy. Obama would be at 1% approval and have zero chance at re-election if the MFM was doing its job. They forfeited their right to any credibility when they launched him into the Oval Office, and they've lost any chance at redemption through their tasteless, shameful actions surrounding Benghazi. They'll be nothing more than a bad memory in a few years, of that I'm certain. Nobody believes them anymore; not even themselves.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 02:55 PM (CA2NO)

225 219 Obama first had to make sure that Woods wasn't just being motivated by irrational hatred and evil. As (Soon-To-Be) Dead White Males tend to be.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:56 PM (SAA1o)

226 I think Obama thinks that this is a winning campaign tactic because of how the left (especially the MFM) excoriated Bush on his handling of Katrina.

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The states affected by and large were going for Obama anyway.  People in the swing states are largely unaffected by the storm.  I don't see how this helps him, even if he did manage to fake 2 or 3 hours of leadership-acting.

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 02:56 PM (P6QsQ)

227 Things I learned from HC Sandy:

People get hung up on a Category Number when the millibar pressure number is equally as important. Maybe even more important. Low pressure lifts water. Most homes along the NJ coast have incurred first floor damage. Not ruined, but expensive to repair.

Al Gore thinks that the oceans have risen because of global warming which is why homes got messed up.

Joe Bastardi thinks that Al Gore is a dumbass and directs him to look at the millibar pressure reading from 1938. Which I suppose was the high point of 426 hemi-powered SUV's. (snark)

The Democrats will be searching for any avenue to make a Hurricane something that wins them votes. This is history repeating itself, folks. Be ready for it.

Please be ready to laugh in the face of people like this and arm yourself with actual science. End lecture. I apologize for the o/t but I didn't get much sleep last night.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 30, 2012 02:57 PM (feFL6)

228

9 out of 10 urologists caution strongly against flaming pudding.


Fuck them. I do what I want.

 

You might want to consider a prophylactic Brazillian Bikini wax first...

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:57 PM (Uw091)

229
THE Official Pudding Dip Song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b78lVeJup54&feature=related

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 02:58 PM (PHb2k)

230 Obama's image is far beyond rehab. At best he might win himself a few more votes in NY and NJ, true blue states. PA wasn't hurt enough for his appearance do do anything but piss off those who are trying to fix things. People see through the bullshit now.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 30, 2012 02:58 PM (yJYwC)

231 231 Obama might be a SCoaMF, but he's their SCoaMF.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 02:58 PM (SAA1o)

232 A good way to smell check a poll is to see what other races and states by the same pollster show. For example the Survey USA OH poll released tonight shows Brown up 7 (there is no way) and FL tied (also no way). This is just BS at this point, as is the RCP average. The national polls tell the story. That and election fundamentals suggest 52-47 R.

Posted by: Interested Party at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (qW4If)

233

The states affected by and large were going for Obama anyway. People in the swing states are largely unaffected by the storm. I don't see how this helps him, even if he did manage to fake 2 or 3 hours of leadership-acting.

 

He's just luck the election is next week.  I don't think he could maintain the charade of Presidentin' for more than a few more days. 

Plus Mooch has been dying to go on a spendy vacay!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (Uw091)

234 Y'all are counting your puddings before you've dipped.

Posted by: Pudding Dippers Anonymous at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (KqwSL)

235 158 Probably means they already have enough female volunteers.



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Makes me wonder what kind of jobs they are looking to fill that would require males. Window smashers? Tire slashers?    
They're Democrats.  Everyting is looked at through a race/class/gender filter.  They're probably desperate to up their support from men, so they figure male volunteers would have a better chance of talking blue collar-type guys on their call lists into holding their noses and pulling the lever for Barry.  I think they're wasting their time, but guy volunteers would probably be more likely to succeed at this than female, twenty-something, feminist lit grad student volunteers.

Posted by: the typical leftist next door at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (1o4B5)

236 We're going to spy on you having sex! Especially if you're related.

Posted by: Old man (uncle Buddy) at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (kzFo5)

237 HASC could clear this up in about an hour. Subpoena the Chairman, AFRICOM, and SOCOM. Ask them point blank who ordered who to "stand down."

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at October 30, 2012 02:59 PM (p4U6S)

238 So who's ready for the performance of a lifetime tomorrow by obama? Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 06:53 PM (Uw091) He gave the performance of an infancy, today. That ridiculous speech of his was pathetic in 57 diffferent ways. "unmet needs" seems to be his new catch-phrase. And the gall to say, "We're Americans. We don't leave anyone behind." Galling for so many different reasons. Frankly, every time I hear Barky imply that he's American and try to lecture anyone on "what America is" I feel like reaching through the TV and snatching the dog spirit out of him. Few things piss me off more than Barky pretending to be American. The rest of his speech was a long list of idiocies of every type.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 30, 2012 03:00 PM (X3lox)

239 Didn't Obama fail to declare disaster areas for red states over the last couple of years that were hit with terrible storms / fires / natural disasters?    (There have been so many outrages, I've lost track).  Do you think people in those states will look kindly on the attention he is paying now , one week ahead of an election?

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 03:00 PM (P6QsQ)

240 The problem for Barky is that the people he wants to impress in the disaster zone don't have electricity and certainly aren't sitting around watching TV, and the people who are currently safe and dry think he's just pulling another con.

Posted by: Boots at October 30, 2012 03:00 PM (neKzn)

241 East Coasters are hardasses. Some puddles will never keep them from their Dunkin Donuts and specialty fall beer. If gators or sharks end up in their basements they'd just go stomp the shit out of them and then curse at them for having the nerve to die on their property. It's all good. If the terrorists couldn't keep them down, nothing will. The damage from the storm will all be cleaned up an a few months.

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 03:00 PM (6mijs)

242 CBS poll: If Obama matches or betters his 2008 turnout he gets a tie!

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 30, 2012 03:00 PM (EwxYH)

243 Has anyone else seen that stupid propaganda pic of Obama in the situation room "monitoring" Hurricane Sandy? As if he could do anything about what was going on? My immediate reaction upon seeing it was, "Hey fuckhead, maybe you could have spent the night in the situation room on September 11th when FOUR AMERICANS were being slaughtered in Benghazi. Instead you went to bed, then jetted off to Vegas." He's the Butcher of Benghazi.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 03:01 PM (CA2NO)

244 I did notice that the storm is affecting Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin now. Wanna bet that Zero is praying for some damage to save the swing voters from?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 30, 2012 03:01 PM (yJYwC)

245

204  RR yard sign survived Sandy.

So did mine. Safe and sound in the basement for two days, I put it back up today.

The street medians were thick with yard signs this weekend; Sandy shredded nearly all of them. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 30, 2012 03:01 PM (wuXkS)

246 hahahaha @ mlb's record low tv ratings for their shitty World Series

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 03:01 PM (KwX0v)

247 And the gall to say, "We're Americans. We don't leave anyone behind."

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That's his latest edition of "Fuck You."

He has a habit of doing this passive aggressive shit.


Pardon my language.  I will be a better Christian in a week.

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 03:01 PM (P6QsQ)

248 ....
Do you think people in those states will look kindly on the attention he is paying now , one week ahead of an election?

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 07:00 PM

No, I don't.
It will make a huge difference, though, in the totally blue states he is in no danger of losing, though.

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 30, 2012 03:02 PM (Qxe/p)

249 Frankly, every time I hear Barky imply that he's American and try to lecture anyone on "what America is" I feel like reaching through the TV and snatching the dog spirit out of him. Few things piss me off more than Barky pretending to be American.

I'll bet few things piss Baraka off more than having to pretend that he's an American.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 03:02 PM (QKKT0)

250
hahahaha @ mlb's record low tv ratings for their shitty World Series

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 07:01 PM (KwX0v)


  Not shitty to me seeing as I live 60 miles from SF...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 03:02 PM (9+ccr)

251 HASC could clear this up in about an hour. Subpoena the Chairman, AFRICOM, and SOCOM. Ask them point blank who ordered who to "stand down." Yes, this isn't brain surgery. Unfortunately it is treason inside the White House.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows he is Eric Blair at October 30, 2012 03:02 PM (AZGON)

252 Obama first had to make sure that Woods wasn't just being motivated by irrational hatred and evil. As (Soon-To-Be) Dead White Males tend to be. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 06:56 PM (SAA1o) See, that's the thing. Not to be racially insensitive, but Woods' first name was "Tyrone." I don't know about anyone else, but every single "Tyrone" I can think of (with the exception of Tyrone Power) is black. So all it says to me is that Obama really DOES hate black people (as I've always said), and he was perfectly willing to abandon someone who SOUNDED like he might be black. Because Obama is the Butcher of Benghazi.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (CA2NO)

253 That's his latest edition of "Fuck You."

He has a habit of doing this passive aggressive shit.

Dead.

On.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (QKKT0)

254 wow the mayor of AC, NJ appears to be a major league shit-head how did that dumb ass get elected mayor?

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (A3dIE)

255

Is it wrong of me to watch Fox's early morning show just so I might catch an accidental upskirt of Ainsley Earhardt or one the the other hot women they put on that show?  ....they do put them on high stools, with short skirts...and no annoying desk or table to block the view.

 

I think this ingredient is exactly what this site is missing.

Posted by: Icedog at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (PTS+l)

256

219They could not possibly have had more definitive information than people on the ground calling for help and illuminating the target. What information would have possibly been more definitive than that?

 

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I know, mama winger.

There should be a special place in hell for these people.

 

Treebeard said it well:

"There is no curse in Entish, Elvish or the tongues of men, for this treachery."

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (ipkPX)

257 241 Y'all are counting your puddings before you've dipped. *** Good point. Anyone know where we can get some vintage 2008 snack packs?

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 03:03 PM (6mijs)

258 wow the mayor of AC, NJ appears to be a major league shit-head

how did that dumb ass get elected mayor?

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 07:03 PM (A3dIE)


  You have to ask?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 03:04 PM (9+ccr)

259 I'll be here!!!...and I'm bringin' the Cheez-Whiz!!!

Posted by: GERG! at October 30, 2012 03:04 PM (CfGGV)

260 I did notice that the storm is affecting Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin now. Wanna bet that Zero is praying for some damage to save the swing voters from?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 30, 2012 07:01 PM (yJYwC)


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We had an evacuation order here today for homes up to 3 blocks away from the lakefront, although I hear they may have called that off now.  25 foot swells on Lake Michigan this afternoon.  I'm 2 miles inland so it did't affect me.  Very odd, since we haven't had any rain and it's not all that windy really.  Supposed to have gusts up to 35 miles per hour tonight and tomorrow but that's not really that high.  No damage at all that I can see, but I haven't been down to the marina today.

Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 03:05 PM (P6QsQ)

261 TB missed 189

Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2012 03:05 PM (hO9ad)

262 Chicago area morons -- check the Yahoo board for times and details of our shindig in the Loop. I'll need a head count soon. It will be a blast I promise.

Posted by: Sassy at October 30, 2012 03:05 PM (5M+pt)

263 I'll bet few things piss Baraka off more than having to pretend that he's an American. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 07:02 PM (QKKT0) Heh. Very true.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 30, 2012 03:06 PM (X3lox)

264 Wouldn't it be nice if the MFM reported the truth about Obama and Sequestration?  That he wants it.  And that it would cut funding from FEMA.  Wouldn't it be effing nice if the effing MFM would effing do their job?  Like cover Benghazi, or Obama's illegal foreign donations, or Fast and Furious...  The list is long, and these mofos haven't touched one of these stories. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2012 03:06 PM (Uw091)

265 this show TMZ with the guy who looks like he has the HIVs... it's like an animated National Enquirer magazine. Pure trash.

Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 03:06 PM (2U8mS)

266 @220 Even money the bitch is a space alien.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/9hexy5v
This, or this:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/99uso9w
Just sayin', is all.

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 03:06 PM (1V6Pv)

267 There better be plaid.
Plaid skirts? On the 'ettes? I'm all for that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 03:07 PM (r4wIV)

268 All this early pudding dippery is making me a noivous.  I put nothing....nuuuuthing past these evil crooks.  I won't sleep soundly until Mooch gets her hoecake plate ripped from her hands as she's sent packing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2012 03:08 PM (lTVJy)

269 hahahaha @ mlb's record low tv ratings for their shitty World Series I despise anything San Fransicko, as I had to watch the Reds choke up a 2-0 lead to them. But baseball is still the most purest sport there is in the world and it is still an awesome sport. Lighten up, we could all be soccer fans for chrissakes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 03:08 PM (ZOf1l)

270

246Didn't Obama fail to declare disaster areas for red states over the last couple of years that were hit with terrible storms / fires / natural disasters? (There have been so many outrages, I've lost track). Do you think people in those states will look kindly on the attention he is paying now , one week ahead of an election?

 

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Yeah. He did.

 

But like you said...red states...and we never have looked kindly on the p-o-s.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 03:08 PM (ipkPX)

271 wow the mayor of AC, NJ appears to be a major league shit-head how did that dumb ass get elected mayor? I point you to the fact that it's Atlantic City, NJ, as explanation enough. And my dad's from NJ, so I'm not just saying that to pick on Jerseyites. Some places in jersey are actually not bad. It's just the bad parts are AWFUL. Speaking of which, someone make my day and tell me Orange got washed away?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 03:08 PM (CA2NO)

272 Lighten up, we could all be soccer fans for chrissakes. Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 07:08 PM (ZOf1l) Speak for yourself Sammy, I'll be handicapping cockfighting before that happens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 03:09 PM (kc2b9)

273 275 All this early pudding dippery is making me a noivous. I put nothing....nuuuuthing past these evil crooks. I won't sleep soundly until Mooch gets her hoecake plate ripped from her hands as she's sent packing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2012 07:08 PM (lTVJy)


Don't worry...I'll be taking ALL the M's and O's from the keyboards!!!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 30, 2012 03:09 PM (CfGGV)

274 Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 07:03 PM (A3dIE) Black & a Dumocrat

Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (ck76k)

275 268 Nah. It's there for a reason. (Greg has been thoroughly fluked.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (SAA1o)

276

 "But baseball is still the most purest sport there is in the world"

 

I concur!

Posted by: Barry Bonds at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (PTS+l)

277 Why, again, can't we post real links in the comments? Copy/paste on an iPad sucks donkey poopoo. I want my AoS subscription money back.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (hyP1j)

278 How'd he win? Ancient Slanteye secret!

Posted by: Marion Barry at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (ojOys)

279 I really don't think the left will go all out trying to keep Obama in, to be honest. Romney isn't some raving conservative, they're not really going to see much if any of their agenda even slowed under him. He's a worse choice, but not a terrible one compared to Obama for the leftists.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 03:10 PM (r4wIV)

280 how did that dumb ass get elected mayor? Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 07:03 PM (A3dIE) --------------------------------------------------------- Who the fuck knows.....

Posted by: Hon. Marion Barry at October 30, 2012 03:11 PM (jucos)

281 Has the election been postponed yet ?

Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2012 03:12 PM (VSWPU)

282 Is it wrong of me to watch Fox's early morning show just so I might catch an accidental upskirt ofAinsley Earhardt or onethe the other hot women they put on that show? ....they do put them on high stools, with short skirts...and no annoying desk or table to block the view. Posted by: Icedog at October 30, 2012 07:03 PM (PTS+l) Bloomberg TV (yeah ... I know) has equally hot women, in tighter clothes and they make their chicks sit on the tables. No joke. And you'll never catch anything like poor, cute Sara Eisen adjusting her panties on live TV (around 20 seconds in): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GuiVbrvtE

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 30, 2012 03:12 PM (X3lox)

283
Marion Barry?  I set the prick up!

Posted by: Fulinda Jones, Miss Mabel's Massage and Trick House at October 30, 2012 03:12 PM (lDWQr)

284 286 I really don't think the left will go all out trying to keep Obama in, to be honest. Romney isn't some raving conservative, they're not really going to see much if any of their agenda even slowed under him. He's a worse choice, but not a terrible one compared to Obama for the leftists.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 07:10 PM (r4wIV)


  But,but didn't you see those Children of the future? If Romney wins, polar bears will all be killed, people are gonna die,  the parks will be full of poisonous air,the earth is gonna crack, etc.... It's for the children!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 03:12 PM (9+ccr)

285 Why, again, can't we post real links in the comments? Copy/paste on an iPad sucks donkey poopoo.

I refer you to Little Green Footballs, where the blog is a masterpiece of cutting-edge Ajax-based engineering.  You also get uptwinkles and downtwinkles and you'll have many engaging conversations with the sockpuppet identities of its crazy proprietor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 03:13 PM (QKKT0)

286 275 All this early pudding dippery is making me a noivous. I put nothing....nuuuuthing past these evil crooks. I won't sleep soundly until Mooch gets her hoecake plate ripped from her hands as she's sent packing. *** See yourself in victory and you won't know how to lose. Don't let those idiots in the whitehouse live rent free in your brain by means of fear. If you're nervous, make calls for Romney, or hell, just go out and do SOMETHING to help. Sitting around being nervous and scared won't help anyone but it will make you miserable. In the mean, I'm preparing my victory dance. For even if God has a shit and let's O win again, there will be another day.

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 03:13 PM (6mijs)

287 286 The Media. They have a serious problem on their hands. How are they ever going to be able to cover a Romney presidency after how they've spent the last 4 years? (Even the average idiot isn't so stupid that he won't notice the changes that would have to take place...)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 03:14 PM (SAA1o)

288 But,but didn't you see those Children of the future?
Yeah, they'll scream and yell and act like he's Satan incarnate like they did moderate Bush the younger, but they know he's not anything to be worried about. They aren't going to declare martial law or anything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 03:15 PM (r4wIV)

289 Maps!!! Whoohoo!!! OK. Now I have to go make the clam sauce.

Posted by: I Lurk Hard For My Money at October 30, 2012 03:16 PM (MG6Y6)

290
How are they ever going to be able to cover a Romney presidency after how they've spent the last 4 years?


Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 07:14 PM (SAA1o)



Firstly, the homeless problem will miraculously reappear with Romney in the White House.  

Posted by: M F'n M at October 30, 2012 03:16 PM (lDWQr)

291 Mitt will win the presidency. We will keep and gain seats in the House. We will take the Senate. I will work my ass off all week to see to that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 03:16 PM (+tqYo)

292 The only "Children of the Future" I like is the one by Steve Miller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (+tqYo)

293 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GuiVbrvtE Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 30, 2012 07:12 PM (X3lox) If you stop this vidio at exactly 22 Sec, the girl has a large something between her legs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (kc2b9)

294 300th!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (+tqYo)

295 How are they ever going to be able to cover a Romney presidency after how they've spent the last 4 years? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 07:14 PM (SAA1o) Because they are complete and utter hypocrites with no capacity for self-reflection or shame.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (bxiXv)

296 Aw, fuck a duck!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (+tqYo)

297 Y'know, it all makes sense once you realize Obama is actively working for the Muslim Brotherhood...

Posted by: east of nowhere at October 30, 2012 03:17 PM (pFZ7w)

298 All I know is I've a lot of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to eat before the wife can give them away tomorrow.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 30, 2012 03:18 PM (imtbm)

299 I, for one, wait at the edge of my seat for CAC to call the result of KY-05 seat covering the towns of Turdsville and Dickhead Notch.  A real barn burner that one!

Posted by: meh at October 30, 2012 03:18 PM (W2qJe)

300 Well the change from how Bush was covered to how Obama is covered was really, really stark, and I don't know how many people noticed - because I'm not sure how many people actually get news from those clowns any longer to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 03:18 PM (r4wIV)

301 We know where the morons are. Where are the maps?!!!

Posted by: MrX at October 30, 2012 03:18 PM (PxmNZ)

302 Sitting around being nervous and scared won't help anyone but it will make you miserable.

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Damn, I've been wasting the last four years!  Seriously, I am nervous.  I know what's at stake.  It's the mother of all precipices.  I envision us in a real life The Stand.  Ahhh, what the hell.....pass the puddin'!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2012 03:19 PM (lTVJy)

303 Just got called by public policy polling. Wow I can't imagine any valid results from those questions. E.G. Do you think Medicare fraud should be cut before letting Ryan push granma off the cliff. Crazy questions, was it a push poIl? I finished up, but they never asked my preference for president. It was all straw man arguments, and my honest answers would have been the same as a crazy lib. Why are they doing this?

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at October 30, 2012 03:19 PM (QSHbO)

304 If you stop this vidio at exactly 22 Sec, the girl has a large something between her legs. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 07:17 PM (kc2b9) She has to keep herself occupied.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 30, 2012 03:19 PM (X3lox)

305 "We as black people, it's time, it's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild Atlantic City, the one that should be a pure chocolate Atlantic City! And I don't care what people are saying in the  governor's  office  or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day!"

Posted by: Atlantic City Mayor Lorenzo Langford at October 30, 2012 03:20 PM (PTS+l)

306 Posted by: GeneTheHappy at October 30, 2012 07:19 PM (QSHbO) It's called push polling. It's not a poll at all, just a complicated infomercial.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 03:20 PM (kc2b9)

307 If you stop this vidio at exactly 22 Sec, the girl has a large something between her legs.

That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2012 03:20 PM (QKKT0)

308 @304!!! Yeah, Baby! Ah getsit!

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 03:21 PM (1V6Pv)

309 Oh noes, he said it. I hear Carhles is constantly scanning...

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 03:21 PM (tOkJB)

310 Returns November 6th at 7:30pm Eastern.
There will be numbers.
There will be morons.
There will be maps.

 

 

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You know, CAC deserves some props for using the 'centering' function...and then shutting it off before it centered the whole thread.

 

Btw, CAC....thanks for all the work you're doing for us.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 03:21 PM (ipkPX)

311 309 Sitting around being nervous and scared won't help anyone but it will make you miserable. ----- Damn, I've been wasting the last four years! Seriously, I am nervous. I know what's at stake. It's the mother of all precipices. I envision us in a real life The Stand. Ahhh, what the hell.....pass the puddin'! *** Atta girl Fark fear. Fark it in the ear.

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 03:21 PM (6mijs)

312 Romney isn't some raving conservative, they're not really going to see much if any of their agenda even slowed under him. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2012 07:10 PM (r4wIV) The left live in an alternate universe where he is a raving far-right Christofascist dictator who will immediately impose martial law and ban electric cars, pathcouli, and not having eight children.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 03:21 PM (bxiXv)

313 312 "We as black people, it's time, it's time for us to cum together. It's time for us to rebuild Atlantic City, the one that should be a pure chocolate Atlantic City! And I don't care what people are sayingin the governor's office or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day!"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 03:22 PM (SAA1o)

314 It's like somebody waits for me to post and then BAM, new thread!

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (bxiXv)

315 I'm so excited!!!!! Thankful to have you morons.

Posted by: ginaswo at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (SqgBJ)

316 CAC rules.

Posted by: Pete at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (q6gSc)

317 Because Ace lets us: http://preview.tinyurl.com/8v75rt2
(The proposed Tea Party anthem starts at 3:30.)

Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (1V6Pv)

318 220 There won't be any looting, because only the high rent areas got hit and transit was down. No one is schlepping into Manhattan to steal some soggy shit. They do fine on welfare around here, anyway. This hurricane is no worse than the last blizzard or the blackout of 2005. It won't do much for Obama, either, this late in the game.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (i0vBR)

319 You morons will be here commenting on OBlahBlahs smackdown while I will be in the precinct checking off the voters for team mitt and at the courthouse sending results back to Boston real time. Have fun its gonna be a hoot!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at October 30, 2012 03:23 PM (X4b0F)

320

Bought my Halloween candy two weeks ago...time to buy some more.  Don't know WTH I was thinking. 

 

Note to self:  Don't buy Halloween candy you love....stick to sour tarts or some other crap.

Posted by: Icedog at October 30, 2012 03:24 PM (PTS+l)

321 322 I'm so excited!!!!! Thankful to have you morons. Posted by: ginaswo at October 30, 2012 07:23 PM (SqgBJ) The feeling is mutual. And can I borrow $500?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 03:25 PM (+tqYo)

322 326 You morons will be here commenting on OBlahBlahs smackdown while I will be in the precinct checking off the voters for team mitt and at the courthouse sending results back to Boston real time. Have fun its gonna be a hoot! Posted by: ConcealedKerry *** Thanks for your service, sir.

Posted by: mnm at October 30, 2012 03:25 PM (6mijs)

323 Crazy questions, was it a push poIl? I finished up, but they never asked my preference for president. It was all straw man arguments, and my honest answers would have been the same as a crazy lib. Why are they doing this? Posted by: GeneTheHappy

I've assumed that kind of push-polling was to bully the squishes and RINOs into backing whatever leftie legislation is hot at the moment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 03:28 PM (DKxu1)

324 Totally OT Just got cell service back(north NJ) Is everybody OK?

Posted by: Big T Party at October 30, 2012 03:29 PM (/vMON)

325 I really don't think the left will go all out trying to keep Obama in, to be honest. Romney isn't some raving conservative, they're not really going to see much if any of their agenda even slowed under him. He's a worse choice, but not a terrible one compared to Obama for the leftists.

Rationally speaking, of course, that's true. But many liberals are convinced that GAY MARRIAGE! And ABORTION! (sorry, REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS!) are on the line.

Sometimes I wonder how many of them are really convinced that Romney is a radical social conservative monster, and how many know very well (even as they hyperventilate) that they're bullshitting.

I do think you have a point. On the blogs I frequent where there are liberals/ Dems, many of the more honest/ intelligent ones are resigned to, even at peace with, the prospect of a potential Romney victory. Some have even let slip that that might, maybe, perhaps, be a better outcome.

One thing that might be worth doing this last week: encouraging potential "Romney Democrats" (on the model of "Reagan Democrats") to vote for Romney. Seriously, being a "Reagan Democrat" was and is nothing to be ashamed of, on the contrary, it was/ is something to be proud of: those Democrats were vindicated by history. To be "Reagan Democrat" (and maybe "Romney Democrat") should be a badge of honor.

Benghazi, and Obama's fundamental fecklessness/ unseriousness as a POTUS and CIC, may be compelling enough reasons for those (somewhat rational, intelligent) Dems to cross party lines on this election. Or at least not vote Obama.

(NB With what distaste-- "regret"!-- Richard Cohen says he'll vote for Obama. You know, I think it's possible-- at least possible-- that a Mark Halperin, among other MSM usual suspects, will vote Romney. They won't report Benghazi etc.-- but they're aware of it.)

Posted by: lael at October 30, 2012 03:33 PM (ZnY8c)

326 How are they ever going to be able to cover a Romney presidency after how they've spent the last 4 years? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 07:14 PM (SAA1o) Because they are complete and utter hypocrites with no capacity for self-reflection or shame. Remember, there is a limitless supply of lightposts and rope.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 03:35 PM (ZOf1l)

327 Regarding voter enthusiasm and R turnout, when I voted early here in Texas, I drove to 3 different polling places so I wouldn't have to wait 45 to an hour. Finally googled the maps and found an obscure one in the southern part of the county....the wait was still 30 minutes. The peeps in line were excited, friendly, talking, etc. Keep in mind, this is safe Red Texas!! I remember in 2008, everyone was pensive and gloomy...very little excitement. If this is a hint from a safe red state, I can only imagine the adrenaline flowing in OH, PA, and the others! Super praying for repeat LANDSLIDE of 1980. Couldn't vote then but remember getting up early with my parents to pull the lever for President Reagan!!!

Posted by: bayway48 at October 30, 2012 03:36 PM (FzYtL)

328 Went to the eye doc's today to see if I'm a candidate for LASIK, so that I can set aside funds in my FSA. When I sat down with the scheduler--a tall, pretty blonde, probably 25--she asked if I knew that the FSA limits were going down in 2013, and she said it with kind of a scowl. Seeing opportunity, I said something snide about the unintended consequences of Obamacare, and she jumped right in and started talking about how stupid people are to think that healthcare is free, and how wrecked our system is. Cute. Blonde. Young. Romney voter. Don't tell Mrs. Jakeman about the lust in my heart.

Posted by: jakeman at October 30, 2012 03:39 PM (96M6e)

329 http://tinyurl.com/955crd6 Romney, GOP suddenly plunging onto Democratic turf

Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 03:39 PM (ck76k)

330 166 That's why I never get worked up about these "fire breathing conservatives" who make their name running their mouths. They always puss out around election time. Except Scott Walker is the exception that proves the rule. Christie doesn't need to showboat here, and I'm sick of every statement he makes sounding like the Situation prepared it.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 03:42 PM (i0vBR)

331 Awaiting orders, my captain!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 30, 2012 03:45 PM (piMMO)

332 There are exactly four Almond Joys left in the candy bowl. The rest is waiting room stuff.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 03:46 PM (i0vBR)

333 "I can't believe how much more I hate him since Benghazi. I thought I was at my upper limit before that." General Hospital fans at TWoP have a clever little acronym to express their utter disdain & distaste for one of the leading ladies on the show: NULOCH, which stands for, No Upper Limit On Carly Hate. I propose NULOSCH: No Upper Limit On Stuttering Clusterfuck Hate!

Posted by: the artist formerly known as wanks at October 30, 2012 03:51 PM (5gYYm)

334 I am a Canadian and I have this to say, "Please America please vote Obama out of office and vote conservative up and down the ticket, the world depends on you America"


Posted by: bobbymike at October 30, 2012 04:12 PM (wJSZn)

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