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October 26, 2012

Adam Carolla Joins FoxNews
— Ace

He'll be on O'Reilly on Mondays, and other spots on other shows as they need a guest.

He's a funny guy. For years I was missing Howard Stern, but I think I like Carolla better. Not just politically (though he is a libertarian-leaning conservative; he doesn't know he's a conservative -- he thinks what he's saying is just "obvious common sense" -- but he doesn't understand there's an entire political movement devoted to repudiating obvious common sense).

In addition to being funny, he's frequently just an interesting critic and contrarian, and conducts good interviews.

Here's a stunt he started (though his fans carried it further). He hates the injection of passionfruit into everything. He doesn't want passionfruit iced tea; he just wants iced tea. And he's sick of restaurants asking him, "Is passionfruit iced tea okay?"

Well no. It's not.

Realizing that the only way to get your way in America is to gin up a hysterical health crisis scare, he has created a crusade to end deaths due to allergic reactions to passionfruit (something that doesn't seem to exist, but who cares).

So let's finally put an end to Passionfruit Allergies and the thousands of deaths they are not suspected to cause.

Come on, it's kind of funny.

Anyway, his podcast is free on iTunes. It's primary value is for housework and cooking and exercising/walking. Stuff like that.

Oh, and driving, of course.

If you have to do such things, throw on the podcast, so you're at least listening to something funny.

Thanks to Stuiec.

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1 Yay!!! I've missed him on the radio. He's great.

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2012 11:57 AM (gjIQF)

2 Oh, and FIRST!

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2012 11:57 AM (gjIQF)

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Posted by: The Greg Store at October 26, 2012 11:57 AM (jUytm)

4 Is passionfruit the new Acai Berry?

Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (fWAjv)

5 In addition to being funny, he's frequently just an interesting critic and contrarian, and conducts good interviews. Conducting good interviews is a true art. It's freaking hard and those who are good at it make it look effortless.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Will cure all newts. at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)

6 Adam is acerbic funny, not really laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (jUytm)

7 For years I was missing Howard Stern --

yuck. that explains a lot

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (BAnPT)

8 his TV show with him and his friends re-modeling the house he grew up in was teh funny

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (Dll6b)

9 Yeah, he had the AM show here when Stern went Satellite. I actually ended up liking him better, and I'd been a Stern fan for years.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 26, 2012 11:59 AM (GRvW4)

10 Adam will invoke snorts of laughter, perhaps even chortles. But Adam will not cause one to guffaw or giggle.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2012 12:00 PM (jUytm)

11 passionfruit is the new patchouli

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at October 26, 2012 12:00 PM (Dll6b)

12 They make passion fruit iced tea? *head tilt* Huh. Must not have made up here to itty bitty podunk NH yet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 26, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)

13 And the Man Show was excellent, before Com Central went full retard.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 26, 2012 12:01 PM (GRvW4)

Adam Carolla is a poor man's Norm Macdonald. Norm Macdonald would be better.

I still like Adam Carolla though.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 26, 2012 12:01 PM (FkKjr)

15 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 12:01 PM (Ts9tU)

16 But mostly one will 'heh' while pushing air through their nose.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2012 12:01 PM (jUytm)

17

Passion fruit make my balls tingle and gives me a large throbbing boner.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2012 12:02 PM (lDWQr)

18 Obama's Foxhole http://twitpic.com/b7mopw

Posted by: Not and Artist at October 26, 2012 12:02 PM (uRumV)

19 ". . .an entire political movement devoted to repudiating obvious common sense." - That's the best encapsulation yet I've seen to describe the Democratic Party.

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 26, 2012 12:02 PM (uyl03)

20 Fucking Chipotle was in everything for a while.Now it's Asiago cheese.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 12:02 PM (Ts9tU)

21 In the early 90's it was Pesto(a Seinfeld episode had a bit on it)

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 12:03 PM (Ts9tU)

22 OT but I'm glad i'm not back home in MD, what with sandy coming. I was there for 'the perfect storm' in 91 and I remember freezing rain so heavy that it immobilized parked cars- I'm talking 2-3 " of ice

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:03 PM (8sCoq)

23 I once signed a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at October 26, 2012 12:03 PM (GJnGN)

I think he joined FNC a few weeks or so ago; I know he's been on O'Reilly a bunch of times. IIRC mostly on Mondays, which is good, because that's usually Mary Katherine Ham's day on, too.

Yeah, funny guy. I love it when he analyzes 70's pop songs. Not just "The Gambler," he's done others, too.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 26, 2012 12:03 PM (zgHLA)

25 Hey, if snark is the new truth, Carolla is like the truthiest.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 26, 2012 12:04 PM (7vSU0)

26 And he's sick of restaurants asking him, "Is passionfruit iced tea okay?"

I can honestly say I've never heard this asked.......

Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2012 12:04 PM (X6akg)

27 Well, I'll try a listen. Hell, we can all use a good laugh these days...

Posted by: HH at October 26, 2012 12:05 PM (v+ExF)

28 Reminds me of SNL's skit for the "Crusade to Stamp Out Yeast Infections".

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 26, 2012 12:05 PM (uyl03)

29 Passionfruit must be a western thing. Never heard of it here in OH. Here, iced tea is just iced tea. Travel south, and get half way through Kentucky and for some reason iced tea means iced tea and sugar by default.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 12:05 PM (kzFo5)

30 And how does explain all those years on Love Line with Dr Drew taking calls from teens who had wangs too big for their girlfriends? It was every other call.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 26, 2012 12:06 PM (jUytm)

31 Friends of mine drive a Corolla.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 12:06 PM (0CiTm)

32 Ace we need a fluffy column and a flamey column so that fluffy dosnt bump dwn flamey

also you need a new animated flaming skull.

Give me a contact email and i will create one for you

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 12:06 PM (ovpNn)

33 Over at Blackfive!

>Bigger than Watergate: Proof that the President is Lying about Benghazi?<

http://tinyurl.com/9vy694p

Posted by: marcus at October 26, 2012 12:07 PM (GGCsk)

>>They make passion fruit iced tea? *head tilt* Huh. Must not have made up here to itty bitty podunk NH yet.

Never heard of it either. And iced tea is the national drink of the South.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 26, 2012 12:07 PM (SUKHu)

35 His movie is good, too. The Hammer.

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2012 12:07 PM (gjIQF)

36 Is the blog loading very slowly today or is it just me?

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 26, 2012 12:08 PM (SUKHu)

37 Step 1 is simply realizing you are not a liberal Democrat.

Posted by: SH at October 26, 2012 12:08 PM (gmeXX)

38 seems okay to me

Posted by: The Greg Store at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (jUytm)

@20

I saw somewhere that had a "Chipolte Asaigo" sandwhich. Maybe sonic. If they could somehow add Acai and passionfruit they would have sales gold.

Posted by: JollyRoger at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (t06LC)

40 Loading fine here...

Posted by: HH at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (v+ExF)

41 I hope that he brings the Juggies and girls jumping on trampolines with him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (1Jaio)

42 Yeah, I think the passionfruit tea is a CA thing. It's been pretty common since the 90's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (DKxu1)

43 My next crusade? Stopping Greggisms. You know how you just want to talk about crossbows, elbows, flying cars, and politically curbstomping TFG but mostly politically curbstomping TFG? And that one guy just keeps bleating like a sheep getting dorked in the squeakhole by an impassioned jihadi? Well, we need to stop that guy.

/StopGreggismNow

Posted by: Impassioned Adam Carolla at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (eHIJJ)

44 Adam Carolla is a poor man's Norm Macdonald.

Promote that MacDonald boy to assistant drive through manager. And fire that Toyota kid.

Posted by: Taco Bell store manager at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (z9HTb)

And Obama has made a lot of people take Step 1.

Posted by: SH at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (gmeXX)

46 OT/

Sean Hannity bragging on radio that he has the brand new Gallup poll. But, that poll is, like, 3 hours old! *snark-snort*

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (UypUQ)

47 Yeah, funny guy. I love it when he analyzes 70's pop songs. Not just "The Gambler," he's done others, too. Does anyone still have the link to where he and Dr. Drew start discussing just how many songs in the 70's were about statutory rape? That was fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Will cure all newts. at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (VtjlW)

48 There's an 80s movie called "8 Million Ways to Die in LA"...one of the fat Samoan gangbangers keeps calling some guy "passionfruit". It's funnier than it sounds, we called each other that for years.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 12:09 PM (0CiTm)

49 Passionfruit must be a western thing. Never heard of it here in OH. Here, iced tea is just iced tea. Travel south, and get half way through Kentucky and for some reason iced tea means iced tea and sugar by default.

At least in some parts of TX they ask you if you want tea or sweet tea.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 26, 2012 12:10 PM (MrneO)

50 I'm still annoyed by pomegranate in every fucking thing, now I have to be annoyed by passion fruit?

I hate the 21st century.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 26, 2012 12:10 PM (ZKzrr)

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:10 PM (8sCoq)

52 Is passionfruit the new Acai Berry? Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 03:59 PM (fWAjv) Which I believe was the new pommegranate.

Posted by: TheGonz at October 26, 2012 12:10 PM (SYpWm)

53 Is passionfruit the new Acai Berry?

My goofy sister, who's sucked on the govmint teat for decades, and hasn't set her fork down and pushed the plate away during that same time, went to one of those sites that pushes that stuff. Somehow they grabbed the contents of her e-mail address list and sent out a spam message (from her).

I didn't respond, because I don't care to communicate with her in anything other then smoke signals, but I laughed my ass off that she got hacked.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 26, 2012 12:10 PM (feFL6)

54 >Sean Hannity bragging on radio that he has the brand new Gallup poll.

LITERALLY!

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (8sCoq)

55 50 I'm still annoyed by pomegranate in every fucking thing, now I have to be annoyed by passion fruit?

I hate the 21st century.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 26, 2012 04:10 PM (ZKzrr)

First world problems.

Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (X6akg)

56 Well, I'd have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desires, had an illicit liaison. A liaison that an unforgiving society would not accept. And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.

I'm saying, Lister, that there's a very real possibility that your parents were brother and sister.

Posted by: Arnold J Rimmer at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (ZKzrr)

57 Shuck and jive stops with Benghazi lies!

Posted by: Preference Cascade at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (WolTZ)

58
Miss Shepard Smith loves passion fruit, especially with an anus cocktail.

Posted by: NYC Cold Case Detective at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (lDWQr)

59 I think Massengill has a passionfruit version of their big selling product.

Posted by: Roy at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (VndSC)

60 Thanks. Darn passionfruit software must be slowing down the pc.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (SUKHu)

61 >Is passionfruit the new Acai Berry?
Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

Which I believe was the new pommegranate.

Posted by: TheGonz at October 26, 2012 04:10 PM (SYpWm)

the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:11 PM (8sCoq)

62 My next crusade? Stopping Greggisms. You know how you just want to talk about crossbows, elbows, flying cars, and politically curbstomping TFG but mostly politically curbstomping TFG? And that one guy just keeps bleating like a sheep getting dorked in the squeakhole by an impassioned jihadi? Well, we need to stop that guy. I don't see why you have to make this personal. I am a Republican who is concerned about the party and those on this blog who refuse to accept reality. Of course I want Obama to lose, though he has done as well as can be expected given the disaster he inherited, but it's time to face facts. This insistence that the polls are skewed is yet more ammunition for those who, sadly accurately, believe that the Right does not believe in science. I'm just trying to go my best to point out the truth. It's not my fault if you can't face it.

Posted by: alexthegreg at October 26, 2012 12:12 PM (VtjlW)

63 For the record, sun-dried tomatoes suck

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:12 PM (8sCoq)

64 Hope Carolla can get a word in edgewise with O'Reilly--good luck with that.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2012 12:12 PM (r2PLg)

65 I love carolla, but wtf did he do to his eyebrows, and his face in general? Botox? I loved the Man Show. Always thought Kimmel was the brains behind that duo, now i am sure it was Carolla.

Posted by: jb at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (rg6fI)

66
I love tacos laced with lettuce, tomato, and passion fruit. But only the pink ones.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (lDWQr)

67 Remember FRUIT ROOLUPS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (jUytm)

68 I really like Carolla but O'Reilly really isn't the forum for him. I'm not saying I don't want him to be a regular at FOX. He'll be great, but O'Reilly just can't handle Carolla's best work... which is working in a very blue rant. Carolla is funny, but he's hilarious when he gets all righteously ranty with lots of off-color pastels.

Carolla really needs to be on RedEye. Maybe RedderEye.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (eHIJJ)

69 I want Tang flavored ice tea.

Posted by: Roy at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (VndSC)

70 'the perfect storm' in 91 and I remember freezing rain so heavy

C'mon it's a lot of fun when you put the car in gear and a wheel just starts turning.

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (wcjj2)

71 61Yes,how could I have left out the sun dried tomato craze.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 12:13 PM (Ts9tU)

72 61 >Is passionfruit the new Acai Berry? Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 03:59 PM (fWAjv) Which I believe was the new pommegranate. Posted by: TheGonz at October 26, 2012 04:10 PM (SYpWm) the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'? Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 04:11 PM (8sCoq) _________ Shit--I'm still getting frigging arugula on everything.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (r2PLg)

73 >I'm just trying to go my best to point out the truth. It's not my fault if you can't face it.

Posted by: alexthegreg at October 26, 2012 04:12 PM (VtjlW)

well smack my ass and call me Judy YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY!

I know this BECAUSE YOU SAID SO.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (8sCoq)

74 Few weekday mornings go by when I don't kick-off the day listening to the Carolla podcast. My only criticism is that some of the guests are a bit obscure. Although, Carolla listeners hardly listen for the guests. Except maybe DAG. I had mostly given up on terrestrial radio altogether, but then Carolla introduced me to Dennis Prager, and that brought me slightly back. In addition to their respective radio and podcasts, I can't recommend the Prager-Carolla shows enough. Just a joy to listen to. They mesh together so well - remarkably and surprisingly.

Posted by: JackSaturday at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (bSdea)

75 Does anyone still have the link to where he and Dr. Drew start discussing just how many songs in the 70's were about statutory rape? That was fantastic.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Will cure all newts. at October 26, 2012 04:09 PM (VtjlW)

Yep it's a classic. Apparently singers in their 30s scamming on high school girls was par for the course in the 70s and inspired approximately 36% of all songs during that period.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (pAlYe)

76 How long before Corolla joins O'Reilly on the road for a "Bold and Dry" tour?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (UypUQ)

77 Rove is on Hannity now, stealing all my material about the opposite tactics of Romney and Obama

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at October 26, 2012 12:14 PM (Dll6b)

78 the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'?Posted by: Jones in CO

Sun-dried oysters of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 26, 2012 12:15 PM (DKxu1)

No Prometheus review. All I get is passionfruit.

My dad had a Corolla.

Posted by: eleven at October 26, 2012 12:15 PM (fsLdt)

80 Good to hear about Adam getting bsck on ttv. After The Man Show I couldn't figure out how Kimmel kept getting gigs but Carolla didn't. Carolla is th funnier of the two by far.

Posted by: Grumpy at October 26, 2012 12:15 PM (dpU+d)

81 Passion fruit iced tea? I guess I don't get out enough.

Posted by: Adam at October 26, 2012 12:15 PM (/YJYi)

82 ...on R turning out occasional voters vs Dems turning out their likely voters early

the Wave is coming, brothers

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at October 26, 2012 12:15 PM (Dll6b)

83 Susanna Hoffs was a guest earlier this month, and I had no idea how hot she still is.

It's a great show, too.

Posted by: Kensington at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (znT2j)

84 the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'?
Posted by: Jones in CO

I think it's foot scrapings from Moochelle...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (XIsD/)

85 78 the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'?Posted by: Jones in CO Sun-dried oysters of course. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2012 04:15 PM (DKxu1) _____________ Rapidly followed by the sun dried anchovy.

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (r2PLg)

86 Is this literally passionfruit or figuratively passionfruit?

Cuz it's a big fuckin' deal considering which one it is.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (BuSM8)

For the record, sun-dried tomatoes suck

There's a shocker. How could that go wrong?

Posted by: eleven at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (fsLdt)

88 Ace,

is this something?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/8d2gp2j

Posted by: Sgt. York at October 26, 2012 12:16 PM (ZR6pi)

89 Other people call my passionfruit a cucumber.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 26, 2012 12:17 PM (VndSC)

90 74 Few weekday mornings go by when I don't kick-off the day listening to the Carolla podcast. My only criticism is that some of the guests are a bit obscure. Although, Carolla listeners hardly listen for the guests. Except maybe DAG. I had mostly given up on terrestrial radio altogether, but then Carolla introduced me to Dennis Prager, and that brought me slightly back. In addition to their respective radio and podcasts, I can't recommend the Prager-Carolla shows enough. Just a joy to listen to. They mesh together so well - remarkably and surprisingly.
Posted by: JackSaturday at October 26, 2012 04:14 PM (bSdea)

I've seen their show together in person and it was awesome. They really do make a great pair with just the right amount of seriousness and funneh.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 26, 2012 12:17 PM (pAlYe)

Adam Carolla is a poor man's Norm Macdonald. Norm Macdonald would be better.

We are all poor now.

Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 12:17 PM (O/fK8)

92 >Sun-dried oysters of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2012 04:15 PM (DKxu1)

one of things I miss about Maryland- oysters... fresh seafood...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:17 PM (8sCoq)

Cool. I hope we see more of him on Fox now.

I've caught him on O'Reilly a few times...but I can only stand small doses of O'Reilly, so I've probably missed most of his appearances there.

Passion fruit?

I'm not sure I've ever had any.

Maybe in some fruit salad...is it pinkish red?

Posted by: wheatie at October 26, 2012 12:17 PM (ipkPX)

94 Had to google passionfruit to see wth it was, yeah, it looks like an insect infested lemon. yummy.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 12:18 PM (kzFo5)

95 Is passionfruit vajajay OK? Well... Yes. Yes, it is!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 26, 2012 12:18 PM (niZvt)

96 A huge part of the culture war (and it is a culture war) is the media war. And that means supporting the media that supports us, and punishing the leftist media. Good thing about supporting Corolla is that it doesn't have to be Hannity-level boring. But only way to win the culture war -- support our guys and starve the enemy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 26, 2012 12:18 PM (ZPrif)

97 Adam and Gutfeld should do a show together

Posted by: MmmmPie at October 26, 2012 12:18 PM (dFhBR)

98 No Prometheus review. __________________ I think that might be the only movie where I actually hoped all of them would die. Charleze Theron --or whatever her name is getting rolled over by a gigantic rock wheel-- Go, rock, go!

Posted by: tasker at October 26, 2012 12:19 PM (r2PLg)

99 I've never understood oysters. It looks like a saucer full of snot. Fried? Sure. Raw - blech.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 26, 2012 12:19 PM (DKxu1)

100 is this something?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8d2gp2j
Posted by: Sgt. York at October 26, 2012 04:16 PM
-----------
Couldn't and enterprising citizen jam those signals these days, or would that bring a firestorm of SS down on them (IF it is, in fact, something)?

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at October 26, 2012 12:19 PM (ay6+/)

101 Weren't there also a number of 70's songs about chicken choking?

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 12:19 PM (Ts9tU)

102 The man show was the best sophomoric humor every recorded.

I loved every minute of it. Beer girls?

O/T Real Clear took NC out of solid R to toss up. What are they smoking?

Why, cause if they keep it in Mitt would be ahead in their EC tally.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 12:19 PM (wR+pz)

103 Seems like Passion Fruit is the new health kick fruit of the month. I remember when it was Gyoji juice a couple years ago. Tasted like death.

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (BsGo+)

104 "Does anyone still have the link to where he and Dr. Drew start discussing just how many songs in the 70's were about statutory rape? That was fantastic."
==========

Great show! It's from last month, but that portion is excerpted on Youtube:
http://tinyurl.com/9f723kt

Posted by: Kensington at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (znT2j)

105 well smack my ass and call me Judy YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY!I know this BECAUSE YOU SAID SO. Judy, I'm glad you recognize this.

Posted by: alexthegreg at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (VtjlW)

106 someone should get him to talk about the day he installed the closet in the wrong house......funniest story ever

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, GET THE UN OUT OF THE US at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (Ho2rs)

107 Good for Carolla but O'Reilly is always a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (y2Ojs)

108

97 Adam and Gutfeld should do a show together

That would be great....was thinking the same thing.

And with McGurk from the Imus show, too.

Posted by: wheatie at October 26, 2012 12:20 PM (ipkPX)

109 Isn't "leans to" in between "solid" and "toss up"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 26, 2012 12:21 PM (jUytm)

110

Sorry, Corolla isn't going to get me to watch O'Reilly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2012 12:21 PM (TOk1P)

111 Yeah, oysters suck ass. I think eating oysters started off as a joke -- hey, let's pretend we're in the middle of a famine, starving to death, and are resorting to eating bugs, undigested food in cow dung, and scraping snot out of those oyster rocks. I'll eat it if it means not dying -- otherwise fuck no.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 26, 2012 12:21 PM (ZPrif)

112 And he's sick of restaurants asking him, "Is passionfruit iced tea okay?"

I can honestly say I've never heard this asked.......

Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2012 04:04 PM (X6akg)

----------------------------------------------

Me neither. It's either regular or sweet tea. Although for a long time any kind of fruitcup had kiwi fruit. I've never minded that because I like kiwi fruit.

Posted by: Ole Joe at October 26, 2012 12:21 PM (emJ/1)

113 <<Couldn't and enterprising citizen jam those signals these days, or would that bring a firestorm of SS down on them (IF it is, in fact, something)?
Posted by: Lurking Flaneur>>

Only if said enterprising citizen were aware of its existence...

...assuming it actually is something.

No question, there is a foreign object in the president's ear (in that pic), and I've never heard of any hearing problems on his part.

Posted by: Sgt. York at October 26, 2012 12:21 PM (ZR6pi)

114 The Prager/Carolla bromance has been one of the more unexpected pleasures of the last year. I think Prager is probably 95% of why Adam's grown more comfortable being thought of as a conservative.

Posted by: Kensington at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (znT2j)

115 heh... For all the buzz about President Barack ObamaÂ’s skills on the basketball court, the NBAÂ’s commissioner, David Stern, thinks the hype is overblown. Â“HeÂ’s not that good,Â” Stern, who announced Thursday he is retiring in 2014, said in an interview with Reuters. Â“HeÂ’s a lefty, he goes the same way every time.Â”

Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (fWAjv)

116 Now if they can find someone to do O'Rielly's part the show would be awesome.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (kzFo5)

117 61 the question is: what will be the new 'sun-dried tomatoes'? Grapes?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (GFM2b)

118 His book, "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks", is so damn funny and good. It is like someone got into my brain and started writing.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (jo0fs)

119 i don't like orielly but i watch him every night....i love that adam will be on there.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, GET THE UN OUT OF THE US at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (Ho2rs)

120 my 45 minute commute got much better when I started listening to ACE podcast

Posted by: stating the obvious at October 26, 2012 12:22 PM (c7Pp2)

121 29 Travel south, and get half way through Kentucky and for some reason iced tea means iced tea and sugar by default. Adding sugar is a terrible thing to do to perfectly good tea. Try a splash of grape juice instead. You won't go back.

Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (zoehZ)

122 Pompous, nasty-ass VP sock off

Posted by: Soona at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (emJ/1)

123 Fried oysters--heaven. Where's my bloody?

Posted by: Cricket at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (DrC22)

124 17

Passion fruit make my balls tingle and gives me a large throbbing boner.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2012 04:02 PM (lDWQr)

Yeah, right. I going to buy a truck load of the shit and call your sorry dick out.

Posted by: Jill Biden at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (wR+pz)

125 Adam Carolla? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (Yesdm)

126 Remember WORF would drink PRUNE JUIcE on STAR TREK?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 26, 2012 12:23 PM (jUytm)

127 Â“HeÂ’s a lefty, he goes the same way every time.Â”

Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (feFL6)

128

99 I've never understood oysters. It looks like a saucer full of snot. Fried? Sure. Raw - blech.

Amen to that!

Not a lot of meat to them either.

'Oysters Bienville' is good...cooked, in the shell...but raw? Yuk!

Posted by: wheatie at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (ipkPX)

129 >Sorry, Corolla isn't going to get me to watch O'Reilly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2012 04:21 PM (TOk1P)

nothing can get me to watch O'reilly- he's such a blowhard, much like Joe Biden

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (8sCoq)

130 And here's Adam and Norm MacDonald discussing Kenny Rogers's "The Gambler." Classic.

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9fPnzcMHk

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUMkB_7Hts&feature=endscreen&NR=1

Posted by: Kensington at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (znT2j)

131 Cavuto just reported Romney is cancelling an event in Virginia on Sunday due to the storm.

Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (X6akg)

132 111 Yeah, oysters suck ass. I think eating oysters started off as a joke -- hey, let's pretend we're in the middle of a famine, starving to death, and are resorting to eating bugs, undigested food in cow dung, and scraping snot out of those oyster rocks. I'll eat it if it means not dying -- otherwise fuck no. ---- Same with giant sea spiders. Or I guess they call them crabs and lobsters. That shit was literally prison food near the coast before it became a delicacy.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 12:24 PM (kzFo5)

133 Carolla and Dr. Drew on the prevalence of pedo themes in 70's songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDrk3yEsuck

Posted by: steve_in_hb at October 26, 2012 12:25 PM (0uIm+)

134 RE: #97 and #108,

Now you're talkin'. The Three Amigos. That would be a lineup. Move "The Five" to the wee hours and put "The Three" in at a prime time. Talk about mixing up the scheduling to snatch the younger demographic, that could work. And it would crush "The Daily Show."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 26, 2012 12:25 PM (eHIJJ)

135 OT: Oil exec assassinated in the streets of Belgium.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 26, 2012 12:25 PM (X/+QT)

136 Corolla, Bill Schutlz, and Gutfeld would be awesome.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 26, 2012 12:26 PM (xAtAj)

137 The Carolla podcast Ace linked about 6 weeks ago where he and Dr. Drew are ripping on Pedophile Anthems of the 60s and 70s ("Young Girl", "Chevy Van") was, in fact, laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2012 12:26 PM (B/VB5)

138 >I've never understood oysters. It looks like a saucer full of snot. Fried? Sure. Raw - blech.

Amen to that!
Not a lot of meat to them either.
'Oysters Bienville' is good...cooked, in the shell...but raw? Yuk!

Posted by: wheatie at October 26, 2012 04:24 PM (ipkPX)

who said anything about raw? Steamed or deep-fried is the way to go

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 26, 2012 12:27 PM (8sCoq)

139 I wish I could get some real passionfruit juice. I don't treat it as some sort of "superfruit" (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean). I just love the flavor. I took my honeymoon in the Caribbean, and got my first taste of the real thing. On the east coast, we only get passionfruit flavored cocktails, filled with apple juice.

Posted by: red sweater at October 26, 2012 12:27 PM (CUi62)

140 O'Riellys knowledge of gun laws pissed me off and really showed what an idiot he is.

Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 12:30 PM (fWAjv)

141 I'll eat it if it means not dying -- otherwise fuck no.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 26, 2012 04:21 PM (ZPrif)

Well, I grew up in VA and dad would bring back raw oysters from the river on our farm. I thought they were disgusting. Then he made oyster stew, milk, butter and oysters.. YUM.

Now a good salty oyster fresh out of the bay is the best.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 26, 2012 12:30 PM (wR+pz)

142 looks like oysters but it's not.......haha! i love that!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, GET THE UN OUT OF THE US at October 26, 2012 12:33 PM (Ho2rs)

143 Steamed or deep-fried is the way to go

The wife likes a bed of spinach, then flounder, then shrimp and oysters, mixed with chopped onion and peppers, a little garlic, then cheese and breadcrumbs. Bake for about 40 minutes.

She had it once in Chincoteague, Virginia and insisted I reverse-engineer the recipe for her. I'm not a big fan of oysters any other way. I think the first guy to eat a raw oyster gets the prize for being the bravest man in the world.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 26, 2012 12:35 PM (feFL6)

144 Bill O'Reilly, blech. He brought hot blonds onto his t.v. show to do absolutely nothing. Next it was Glenn Beck, then Dennis Miller, now Adam Carolla. His admission that he ain't got it on his own?

Posted by: elliot m at October 26, 2012 12:37 PM (zPich)

145 It's just a waste of my time.

Posted by: Sonny at October 26, 2012 12:37 PM (EiQV2)

146 I never got into O'Reilly. Tried his radio show a few times and its 30% commercials, 35% teasing what will be on his TV show, and 35% telling about a new tour of some type. 0.1% talking about issues/events.

I don't need daytime TV.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 26, 2012 12:39 PM (X/+QT)

147 elliot m: "He brought hot blonds onto his t.v. show to do absolutely nothing."

To be fair, what more do they need to do? It's ratings gold.

I guess I should denounce myself, but I'm rather fond of elbows.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 26, 2012 12:40 PM (eHIJJ)

148

I think the first guy to eat a raw oyster gets the prize for being the bravest man in the world.

We eat everything because the history of the human race has pretty much been about starvation.

Posted by: eleven at October 26, 2012 12:47 PM (fsLdt)

149 And no spaces.

Posted by: eleven at October 26, 2012 12:48 PM (fsLdt)

150 That's why people eat Lima beans.

Posted by: eleven at October 26, 2012 12:49 PM (fsLdt)

151 I miss The Man Show.

Posted by: Ozzie at October 26, 2012 12:54 PM (OcxA8)

152

I like Adam's description of female masturbation as 'flicking the bean'.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2012 01:24 PM (m2CN7)

153 "It's just a waste of my time.
Posted by: Sonny at October 26, 2012 04:37 PM (EiQV2)"
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Ha ha ha ha ha! I melt every time he plays that clip! What an adorable little boy!

Posted by: Kensington at October 26, 2012 01:32 PM (znT2j)

154 The passion fruit rants (and campaign) are awesome. I proposed an analogous thing; creating a fake crime wave by someone who cuts the earbud wires of earbuds cranked too loud in the subway.

RoseEarBud...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at October 26, 2012 03:32 PM (pMxhO)

155 It's not "kind of funny." It's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Baker at October 26, 2012 04:02 PM (pajrX)

156 lolz,love the liberal thoughtfulness in the chin hold pose.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 27, 2012 10:07 AM (Z3ckx)

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