July 18, 2012

Adam Carolla: Obama Is "Anti-American"
— Ace

Disagreeing with Obama's "You didn't build that" rhetoric.

Adam Carolla is particularly sensitive to that, given he has literally built his own studio and his own podcast network. And has written several books about working hard if you really intend to be wealthy (as opposed to just wishing you were wealthy).

“I believe Barack Obama is a smart guy and I believe he is a skillful politician and I think he wants to get re-elected,” Carolla said. “And it’s pretty simple where you do these kinds of things where you go, ‘Look, are there more rich people in this world or in this union or more poor people?”

Carolla explained there was a difference between being the hardest worker versus being smart and working hard and that Obama was wrong for not making that distinction.

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Later, the comedian called the philosophy Obama espoused “anti-American” for not recognizing that distinction.

“It is an anti-American — and again I don’t mean that in a terrorist sort kind of way, but this country is sort of built on pull yourself up, start your shit, stake your claim, do your thing, innovation,” he said. “The folks that made it, so-called made, and again I don’t know why we’re obsessed with success, but the folks that have made it had help along the way — not necessarily true in many instances. Yes, you can count being delivered at a hospital that running water, electricity and you can count roads that worked.”

He said this in the July 18th podcast (guest Dave Dameshek, if you're looking for it in the list). You can also download the podcast here. The discussion of "You didn't build it" starts around twelve minutes in, after he gets done talking about how hot Kate Beckinsale is. Correction: It starts virtually ten minutes in, and runs about twenty minutes.

Posted by: Ace at 11:01 AM | Comments (161)
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1 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Barry is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at July 18, 2012 11:03 AM (evdj2)

2 Ace man, get it on.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2012 11:03 AM (2l4H7)

3 I think I was just saying this in the chris matthews post. Well, I came at it from the other end, but the point is the same. We don't hate Obama for his skin color but rather his non-American cultural outlook.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 18, 2012 11:05 AM (I2LwF)

4 And Sean Bielat is still a scrunty grifter.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 18, 2012 11:06 AM (I2LwF)

5 Roads and infrastructure are a constant.   They are there for everybody.  But only entrepreneurs risk their money, invest their time to start a business.

It would make just as much sense for Obama to say, "Nobody starts a business on their own, they need oxygen." 

Posted by: Hepcat at July 18, 2012 11:06 AM (frbyY)

6 Nobody starts a business on their own.  The need pants!

Posted by: Hepcat at July 18, 2012 11:07 AM (frbyY)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:08 AM (8y9MW)

8

Carolla is right - Kate Beckinsale is really hot.

Oh, and about the Obama crap, too.

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at July 18, 2012 11:09 AM (YQ4mh)

9 Corolla is wrong on one point

The SCOAMF isn't really that smart

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 11:09 AM (Y7XKa)

10 I like the Nick&Artie show better, at least when Artie isn't hopped up on Bolivian Marching Powder.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 18, 2012 11:10 AM (r4wIV)

11 The discussion of "You didn't build it" starts around twelve minutes in, after he gets done talking about how hot Kate Beckinsale is.

Is Adam Carolla a Closet Moron?  Because those are exactly the right priorities.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:10 AM (8y9MW)

12

Beckinsale is hot.  They made her look pretty average though in Contraband.  Wait, What were we talking about here?

 

 

Posted by: california red at July 18, 2012 11:10 AM (xC7pk)

13 Wait, What were we talking about here?

I thought we were talking about this:  http://bit.ly/OGWmBG

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:11 AM (8y9MW)

14 Well, she is hot.

Posted by: The Lutheran Lord of Destruction, or at least inconvenience at July 18, 2012 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

15

CNN is going to get me fired--I made the mistake of checking out their lede byline ("Anyone who aspires to America's highest office should be thoroughly vetted...").  Fortunately, I've been able to keep the invectives under my breath, but with my brain cells dying at a genocidal pace, I may not have the neurons in my prefrontal lobe to keep me from bellowing out curses at high volume.

 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 18, 2012 11:12 AM (Ec6wH)

16 Adam Corolla, Adam Baldwin, Adam Ferrara, Adam Sandler ..

Having a hard time keeping track of the Adams

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 11:12 AM (Y7XKa)

17 We don't hate Obama for his skin color but rather his non-American cultural outlook.Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 18, 2012 03:05 PM (I2LwF)

Of course, if you didn't grow up here and your mentor was a Communist pedophile, you'd be a little fucked up too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:12 AM (sbV1u)

18 i love adam

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 18, 2012 11:12 AM (Ho2rs)

19 I may not have the neurons in my prefrontal lobe to keep me from bellowing out curses at high volume.

Claim you have late-onset Tourettes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:13 AM (8y9MW)

20 Polite maniac sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 18, 2012 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

21 Yo, Barack! That Presidency? Others built it for you!

Posted by: MFM at July 18, 2012 11:14 AM (yyxZI)

22 I thought we were talking about this: http://bit.ly/OGWmBGPosted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 03:11 PM (8y9MW)

God Bless you for your service AllenG.

I'd salute you but another appendage is busy saluting Miss Beckinsale.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:14 AM (sbV1u)

23 God Bless you for your service AllenG.

I'm a giver.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

24 Your level of success should not depend on your willingness to work hard.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at July 18, 2012 11:15 AM (QKKT0)

25 Claim you have late-onset Tourettes. My wife thinks I contracted Tourettes in January of 2009 but she's wrong. It was Sept 2008.

Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2012 11:15 AM (evdj2)

26 Give it three more months and Adam Carolla will be writing for The American Spectator and doing partisan GOP ads.

By the end of the lame duck session, he'll belong to a church.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:16 AM (T0NGe)

27 "You didn't build that."

Sounds like something Obama's dad, Frank Marshall Davis, Bill Ayers and other commies would say.

Posted by: Hepcat at July 18, 2012 11:16 AM (frbyY)

28 By the end of the lame duck session, he'll belong to a church.

Well, let's not go too far.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:16 AM (8y9MW)

29 It was just a short hop from the Kelo decision to this attitude. You didn't build it, it's not really yours. It belongs to all of us. This is the most insulting, dangerous thing ever uttered by a President.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 18, 2012 11:16 AM (+lsX1)

30

I believe Barack Obama is a smart guy

I stopped reading there. He is not "smart" he is an Affirmative Action President who is only in the White House because of his race. There is no evidence whatsoever that he is "smart" except that it constantly repeated over and over again to the extent that even conservatives believe he's some sort of evil genius. In reality, he's just some hack obviously in over his head.

Posted by: Nationalist at July 18, 2012 11:18 AM (XGZYX)

31 Kate Beckinsale makes my penis yell.

My favoraite KB fact was that she was bragging about how nice her woshina is.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2012 11:19 AM (KXm42)

32

Do you know how bad Underworld 2 was?  It had Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman having sex and I was bored out of my mind.  That bad.

 

As far as that other topic, yup.  The American way of life is that you may be knocked down and bad shit may happen to you but if you pick yourself up and dust yourself off you at least have a chance of getting back on your feet.  Most other places in the world you'll never have a chance to even try. 

 

As always, give me back every drink, every party, every person, every pair of shoes, etc. that I've given up and then we'll talk about what I owe in return. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 11:19 AM (VtjlW)

33 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 03:11 PM (8y9MW)

okay Texan, you have partially redeemed yourself. You might not have a sense of humor but you dig hot chicks!

I'll see your pair of Kings and raise you a pair of aces:  http://is.gd/GF1QIN

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 11:20 AM (nEUpB)

34 It belongs to all of us.

Yeah, except "all of us" aren't in charge.  That's the second problem of collectivism.  The first is the tragedy of the commons -- that people don't take care of what they don't own.  The second is the fact that those with political power are the ones who are really in control of the things "we all own".

The founders knew this and this was before Marx.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:20 AM (T0NGe)

35 Kate Beckinsale fans should watch Cold Comfort Farm, a brit tv movie she did back in 1995.

Posted by: Hepcat at July 18, 2012 11:21 AM (frbyY)

36 He's "smart" in a con-man sense. Which means savvy. Or rather, shifty, shady and sketchy. A pro bullshitter.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2012 11:21 AM (2l4H7)

37 It had Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman having sex and I was bored out of my mind. That bad. I don't know, but I've been told, that vampire titty is mighty cold.

Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2012 11:21 AM (evdj2)

38 "By the end of the lame duck session, he'll belong to a church."

Well, let's not go too far.


If I'm right about what the lame duck portends, yes he'll start looking for churches.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:21 AM (T0NGe)

39 I think it's time for a Barack Obama Misquotes Famous Quotes thread.

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Wolverines at July 18, 2012 11:22 AM (xrrIr)

40 Is Adam Carolla a Closet Moron? Because those are exactly the right priorities. If he isn't, he ought to be. Looks like he'd fit right in.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 18, 2012 11:22 AM (GBXon)

41 Google "Beckinsale Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive"

Enjoy.

And coupled with the Lovitz tweet today, I'm hopeful people are starting to open their eyes.

Posted by: grognard at July 18, 2012 11:22 AM (NS2Mo)

42 Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2012 03:21 PM (2l4H7)

otherwise known as a sociopath.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 11:22 AM (nEUpB)

43 I'll see your pair of Kings and raise you a pair of aces: http://is.gd/GF1QINPosted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 03:20 PM (nEUpB)

Sorry, doesn't do anything for me.

More Kate!  More Kate!  More Kate!

(Upton or Beckinsale)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:22 AM (sbV1u)

44 It would make just as much sense for Obama to say, "Nobody starts a business on their own, they need oxygen."

What they need is Brawndo.  It's what they crave.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 11:23 AM (3+RPg)

45 I believe Barack Obama is a smart guy.  I stopped reading there.

It's what they have to say.  I know that.  But it still makes me tune out. 

Just stop saying it for cripes.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2012 11:23 AM (KXm42)

46 Have you all been watching the last few Romney speeches?
Finally, the guy is fired up, he's finally gone to his wheelhouse--as Ace has advised--and is going after the JEF like nothing else on the economy.
And he is doing it with no teleprompter and really engaging the crowd.

Anybody got the cast-iron stomach to watch the JEF's last campaign speech and do a side-by-side?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 18, 2012 11:23 AM (kSaUf)

47 I say there that Obama fellow lacks moxie.

Posted by: Snidley at July 18, 2012 11:25 AM (TWn4N)

48 Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 03:22 PM (sbV1u)

Two out of three ain't bad.

http://is.gd/EmGp3z


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 11:25 AM (nEUpB)

49

Bammy's contention that no one is successful on their own is absurd and deeply disturbing.  Ask anyone who    ever had to do a group project in school and ended up doing all the work themselves because the other idiots couldn't be bothered to lift a finger.  Bammy was clearly one of the lazy idiots and NOT the one who did the work.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 11:26 AM (4df7R)

50 Hey, 'Bammy, Hitler was big on building roads and Musolinni loved him some trains.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 18, 2012 11:26 AM (0/F7O)

51 I say there that Obama fellow lacks moxie.Posted by: Snidley at July 18, 2012 03:25 PM (TWn4N)

He also lacks testosterone.  But that's a separate issue.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:27 AM (sbV1u)

52 Ask anyone who ever had to do a group project in school and ended up doing all the work themselves because the other idiots couldn't be bothered to lift a finger.

Guess which one Obama was.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:27 AM (T0NGe)

53 Adam is right. I'll give him that. Problem with him is that next week he'll be agreeing with some leftist dipshit about how great it would be to have a government so powerful that it could force sterilization or some other progressive wet dream. He's an uneducated, non-philisophically grounded, random opinion genorator who occasionally gets one right because it hits him where it counts. Love the guy, though. And other than that the man is a saint!

Posted by: runninrebel at July 18, 2012 11:27 AM (5tiWJ)

54 52 Ask anyone who ever had to do a group project in school and ended up
doing all the work themselves because the other idiots couldn't be
bothered to lift a finger.


Guess which one Obama was.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 03:27 PM (T0NGe)


But he insisted on being the "Spokesperson"

Posted by: grognard at July 18, 2012 11:27 AM (NS2Mo)

55

“I believe Barack Obama is a smart guy and I believe he is a skillful politician and I think he wants to get re-elected,”

 

You got one of those things right,    Carolla.   I'll let you guess which two are dead wrong.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 11:28 AM (4df7R)

56 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 03:25 PM (nEUpB)

Oh dear, God.

Must.  Restore.  Blood.  To.  Brain.

Arrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:28 AM (sbV1u)

57 A Kate Beckinsale video:

http://bcove.me/epwnbgqt

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 18, 2012 11:28 AM (nEUpB)

58

He's "smart" in a con-man sense.

I don't even believe that. If he didn't have the media working for him, we wouldn't even remember who he is right now.

Posted by: Nationalist at July 18, 2012 11:28 AM (XGZYX)

59 57 A Kate Beckinsale video:

http://bcove.me/epwnbgqt


Yep, that's the one.  It's glorious.

Posted by: grognard at July 18, 2012 11:29 AM (NS2Mo)

60 I didn't supply that doobie, but I did intercept it!

Posted by: president choom at July 18, 2012 11:29 AM (evdj2)

61 But he insisted on being the "Spokesperson"

Posted by: grognard at July 18, 2012 03:27 PM (NS2Mo)

 

"And... uh... um... together, we... uh... built the diarrhea, um, I mean... uh... the diorama... yeah... that... um..."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 11:30 AM (4df7R)

62 Obama isn't smart, he is diabolical. Big difference.

Posted by: Berserker at July 18, 2012 11:30 AM (FMbng)

63 This thread is quiet because Moron Nation has a video to watch.

Posted by: grognard at July 18, 2012 11:30 AM (NS2Mo)

64

I'll see your kings and aces and raise you The Queen.

 

http://bit.ly/NxTifc (Moderately SFW)

 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 11:30 AM (VtjlW)

65 When the suds are in the bucket and the wash is out on the line, Obama made it happen.

Posted by: sTevo at July 18, 2012 11:31 AM (uIz80)

66 You know, the JEF has spent $100 million to try and paint Romney as an out of touch, rich guy. With no movement in the polls.

Meanwhile, in the last week there has been more and more headlines and pontifications along the lines of "The JEF really just doesn't know what it's like to be an American."

Which attack is more devastating?

(Hint: The only thing keeping the JEF in the race at this point is his "likeability" factor.)

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 18, 2012 11:31 AM (kSaUf)

67  every pair of shoes, etc. that I've given up and then we'll talk about what I owe in return.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 03:19 PM (VtjlW)

 

 

Well you had me going until the bit about the shoes.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 18, 2012 11:31 AM (mFxQX)

68 Kate Beckinsale is crazy hot to begin with but the accent just puts her over the top. Incredibly gorgeous with a hot voice, I mean what more could a man ask for.

Posted by: Big T Party at July 18, 2012 11:32 AM (EhUTA)

69 I miss The Man Show.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 18, 2012 11:32 AM (UK9cE)

70 Vid of Romney going on now in Ohio in sig.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 18, 2012 11:32 AM (kSaUf)

71 I mean what more could a man ask for.

A chance in Hell?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:33 AM (8y9MW)

72 He's anti-American in the other way, too.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 18, 2012 11:33 AM (W+2tP)

73 My sister graduated last year with a degree in linguistics and speaks Russian and German pretty well, enough that she could find some basic translator work if she wanted it.  She also took a year abroad to Germany and constantly talks about how she'd love to go back for graduate school.  Family members have pointed out jobs in Germany for people who speak some German.  Instead she refuses to take a corporate job and instead works at the local Fred Meyer and complains about never having any money.  She mooches off of our dad when she can, and mom when she's desperate.

I joined the Army after college, paid off my student loans, bought a house and made my mortgage payments even though it meant that I didn't get to go travel the world and spend money on new toys.

I've worked my ass off and she hasn't.  The idea that I just 'got lucky' is absolute bullshit.  It's insulting.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 11:33 AM (3+RPg)

74 Vid of Romney going on now in Ohio in sig.

Yes.  That's going to compete for views with a Kate Beckinsale video.

Right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:34 AM (8y9MW)

75 Kate Beckinsale is crazy hot to begin with but the accent just puts her over the top. Incredibly gorgeous with a hot voice, I mean what more could a man ask for.

A sammich.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 11:34 AM (3+RPg)

76 71 Well played sir.

Posted by: Big T Party at July 18, 2012 11:34 AM (EhUTA)

77

I know you were talking about someone saying something, but then you mentioned Kate Beckinsale, and now all I can think about is her in leather. 

 

No, that's not true.  I'm thinking of her out of leather too. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 11:35 AM (TOk1P)

78 Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 03:30 PM (VtjlW)

Was a fan of hers looooooooong before it was cool

We gotta have a beer sometime alex.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:35 AM (sbV1u)

79 When you score on the street corner, government made it possible.

Posted by: sTevo at July 18, 2012 11:35 AM (uIz80)

80 Kate Beckinsale fans should watch Cold Comfort Farm, a brit tv movie she did back in 1995.

---

Loved that flick.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2012 11:36 AM (C8hzL)

81 This bit of brilliance on Twitter from Matt Yglesias;

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

How do people who havenÂ’t even tried cocaine get off criticizing it?


My reply to that?

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear

@JammieWF @mattyglesias Matty, I hear ya! Don't knock sticking your face in a fan until you've tried it!


Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 11:36 AM (Y7XKa)

82 Mentions of Kate Beckinsale must be balanced by mentions of Kate Upton

That is all

Posted by: AoSHQ Compliance Team at July 18, 2012 11:37 AM (Y7XKa)

83 Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias  How do people who havenÂ’t even tried cocaine get off criticizing it?

I don't have to have syphilis to know I don't want it either.

Seriously, this is what passes for "smart" on the left?  Really?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 18, 2012 11:38 AM (sbV1u)

84 Mentions of Kate Beckinsale must be balanced by mentions of Kate Upton Otherwise, the blog might tip over.

Posted by: hank johnson at July 18, 2012 11:38 AM (evdj2)

85 It was just a short hop from the Kelo decision to this attitude. You didn't build it, it's not really yours. It belongs to all of us. This is the most insulting, dangerous thing ever uttered by a President.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 18, 2012 03:16 PM (+lsX1)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------------

 

 

And if this SCOAMT is re-elected, this is exactly  where this is going.  Private property will be  a thing of the past.  It'll all belong to the fed.  Bet on it.

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2012 11:39 AM (7HziE)

86 Let's get Corolla and D. Miller to speak at the GOP convention. That'd be cool.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 18, 2012 11:39 AM (QxSug)

87

The Left is going to come after Adam Carolla for this....bigtime.

I hope he's ready for the full-out assault that is coming.

Poor guy will probably even get audited by the IRS...all the way back to when he was a teenager.

Posted by: wheatie at July 18, 2012 11:39 AM (MbB0O)

88

"Ask anyone who ever had to do a group project in school and ended up doing all the work themselves because the other idiots couldn't be bothered to lift a finger."

 

That is always my response to anyone who is all socialism yay!  Did you do a group project?  Did you have to do everything while everyone else took credit?  Did you want to stompy them all?  What makes you think it'll be different on a larger scale?

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 11:40 AM (VtjlW)

89 @81: Wait, Yglesias actually said that?  He wasn't letting Meggy McCain use his Twitter or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2012 11:40 AM (tqwMN)

90 Wouldn't dick sucking be a better example, Matt?

Posted by: dick cheese at July 18, 2012 11:40 AM (evdj2)

91 Adam is right. I'll give him that. Problem with him is that next week he'll be agreeing with some leftist dipshit about how great it would be to have a government so powerful that it could force sterilization or some other progressive wet dream.

I don't mind that.  Really, I don't.  It's the bien pensant voting for Democrats as some sort of redemption that I can't stand.  Or the bubble-headed "Republicans are big meanies" that you get from the Hollywood Left.

I'd love me some more cafeteria conservatism than the crap we have now. I know it means he doesn't see the big picture, but he's just a guy on a podcast.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:41 AM (T0NGe)

92

35 -

 

I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

93 86 Let's get Kate Upton to speak at the convention. After all, her uncle is a prominent member of our fine party.

Posted by: Big T Party at July 18, 2012 11:41 AM (EhUTA)

94 oh yeah, and duh, good for A.C. to be willing to speak truth to the unspeakable horror that we elected president. A true Manchurian candidate.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 18, 2012 11:41 AM (QxSug)

95 How do people who have never tried buttsex with father-less boys get off criticizing it?

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky Yglesias at July 18, 2012 11:41 AM (ZCAlb)

96 The Left is going to come after Adam Carolla for this....bigtime.
I hope he's ready for the full-out assault that is coming.
Poor guy will probably even get audited by the IRS...all the way back to when he was a teenager.

Posted by: wheatie at July 18, 2012 03:39 PM (MbB0O)




The great thing about Carolla is, HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

I'm sure he's done well with his money and they're not going to do shit.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 18, 2012 11:43 AM (UK9cE)

97 Before we get into the details of ErikaÂ’s transformation into a pickup artist, weÂ’ll give you some more background on her previous career. During law school, Erika served as a staff member on the Harvard Law Review, as well as the Harvard WomenÂ’s Law Journal. She sounds like one smart cookie, and her legal career track seems to support just that.

After graduating, Erika worked for the Antitrust Division of the DOJ, where she handled matters like U.S. v. Microsoft. She then transitioned into a career with the U.S. AttorneyÂ’s Office for the Northern District of California, where she argued and won matters like the MLB steroids case, before a three-judge panel of the Ninth Circuit.

It was shortly thereafter that Erika claims a “near-death experience” made her decide to change paths to become a life coach and seductress extraordinaire.

Posted by: Louis Brandeis at July 18, 2012 11:43 AM (e8kgV)

98 Did you have to do everything while everyone else took credit? July 18, 2012 03:40 PM (VtjlW) Me and three other guys did the work, took the credit, and told everyone else to FO when they complained we "Weren't sharing the work." Teacher passed them all anyway, said he didn't want to have to teach the same batch of shitheads again next year... didn't really blame em. Best part after I graduated was seeing our ValedDICKHEADtorian (The supposed "Project Leader, Team Coordinator, all around shithead") working the Best Buy Sales floor because, and I quote, "The Job Market was tight." The year... 2004.

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 18, 2012 11:44 AM (UZQM8)

99 I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

 

 

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Don't tell alexthechick.

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2012 11:44 AM (7HziE)

100

99 -

 

Sorry, that is incorrect.  The correct response is "sure you did, sweetheart, but the question is, did it see you?" 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

101 That was some hilarious stupid from Yglesias. Coke Bear, call your office.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 18, 2012 11:46 AM (kmlM7)

102 89 @81: Wait, Yglesias actually said that? He wasn't letting Meggy McCain use his Twitter or something?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2012 03:40 PM

Yup, I shit you not

http://tinyurl.com/6ww5fcr

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 11:46 AM (Y7XKa)

103 How do people who have never tried buttsex with father-less boys get off criticizing it?

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky Yglesias at July 18, 2012 03:41 PM (ZCAlb)


It's a joke and a sock, but this is the Left in a nutshell.  There's a reason why none of the usual activist groups on Penn State's campus are up in arms about the Sandusky scandal.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:47 AM (T0NGe)

104
Erika.

Erika.  Who the fuck is Erica.

Posted by: Hippy Hardcore at July 18, 2012 11:47 AM (C8hzL)

105

Matt Yglesias þ@mattyglesias

How do people who havenÂ’t even tried cocaine get off criticizing it?


 

 

Ummmm... Because anyone who knows anything at all about    narcotics     and their effect on the body knows that cocaine is bad....?

 

Is this some kind of trick question?   Matty, I know you're an idiot, but... really?

 

Does he have anymore books on Amazon that we can go mock?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 11:47 AM (4df7R)

106

"Is Adam Carolla a Closet Moron? Because those are exactly the right priorities....If he isn't, he ought to be. Looks like he'd fit right in."

 

Yeah, right up until he starts ballwashing Bill Maher - which he does constantly.  I love the AceMan, but I do, not. get. that.  Guess you can't burn all your bridges in that town and still have a career.

Posted by: Jaws at July 18, 2012 11:47 AM (4I3Uo)

107 Erika. Who the fuck is Erica.

Doesn't matter.  Hit the link and look at the pics (only a couple).  I think it was an interjection to the Kate/Eva/Kate sub-thread.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:48 AM (8y9MW)

108
Best part after I graduated was seeing our ValedDICKHEADtorian (The supposed "Project Leader, Team Coordinator, all around shithead") working the Best Buy Sales floor because, and I quote, "The Job Market was tight."


Most A-students were politicians, in my experience.  Either that or they were so smart that it came easily and they never developed much of a work ethic.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 11:48 AM (3+RPg)

109 92 Yeah baby, but did it see you?

Posted by: sTevo at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (uIz80)

110 What the official status of fatherism claims on AoSWHQ? Is it grounds for banning?

Cause I say it is that communist piece of shit Frank Marshall Davis who fucked that tight white bitch Stanley and knocked her single teen mom ass up.

It explains everything. (Yes the JEF was born in US to parents who were both US citizens) :

All the bullshit games with the birth certificate (which says father unknown or FMD).

SCOAMF looking and acting like FMD

The cocksucking.






Posted by: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (qxcKC)

111 Little ice pellets are raining down in NY....and the thunder and lightning is epic...

Posted by: s u n s h i n e at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (oZfic)

112 Why the f#@k are we talking about Matt Yglesias? Upton, Beckinsale, Mendes (sorry AtC, I've never understand the attraction to Dita), these are where are priorities and attention should lie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (da5Wo)

113 AmishDude@34,

Excellent reminder. If this weren't a smart military blog, I'd say "thread winner." Since it is, only a Kate Beckinsale comment can win.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (eHIJJ)

114 During law school, Erika served as a staff member on the Harvard Law Review, as well as the Harvard WomenÂ’s Law Journal. She sounds like one smart cookie,...

God, why do people never learn.  Why?

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:49 AM (T0NGe)

115

Cocaine is great!  As long as no one in the world depends on you for anything ever.  Then it's not so good. 

 

Otherwise, it's great!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 11:50 AM (TOk1P)

116 So person X and person Y are born at the same time in the same hospital, go to the same schools.  They both go to the same public university, but X majors in engineering while Y chooses philosophy/liberal arts.  X gets his first job as a entry level engineer making $35K per year right out of college and moves into a modest apartment, while Y decides he wants to spend a year hiking across Europe with his friends. 

A year later X has received a raise for doing a good job, he is now up to $40K.  Y is dreaming about working at a "non-profit" that does environmental stuff while living at his parent's house.  A few more years go by and X has caught the attention of his company's competitor and they lure him away with $80K salary and a company car, he also decides to buy his first house with the money has saved for a 30% down payment.  Meanwhile Y has been laboring away at Starbucks making minimum wage and complaining about how unfair capitalism is with his friends.

A few more years go by and X has decided to start his own consulting company with a handful of people he has met in his area of expertise through networking.  The first 3 years, X lives of of his savings and puts everything he earns back into the company.  Y is working at Dutch Bros because the people at Starbucks are all assholes.

X has now had his business for 10 years and he usually takes home about $200K per year.  He and his partners have 25 people working for them.  He lives in a 4500 SF home and drives a Mercedes and is married with 2 kids.  Y is working at Seattle's Best because the people at Dutch Bros are all assholes.  He has 3 roommates.

5 more years go by and X has been investing in real estate and small businesses and has sold off his share of his company for $10 million.  Y is now working at 7-11 because the people at Seattle's Best are all assholes.  He and his friends are part of the occupy "movement".


Of course X's success was due to the fact that his company used public roads and they mailed stuff using the post office, and he went to public school.  This is basically the story of the ant and the grasshopper.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 18, 2012 11:50 AM (61yvg)

117 She's in Haunted (1995). I believe she does a nude scene or two

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 18, 2012 11:52 AM (1Jaio)

118 Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 18, 2012 03:50 PM (61yvg)

Good parable, but I think AtC sums it up nicely with "Fine, then give me back every party I didn't go to," etc., etc.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 11:53 AM (8y9MW)

119 That God damn ant gets all the sweet stuff.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 18, 2012 11:54 AM (Hx5uv)

120 Priviliged libs like Yglesias really don't give two shits about helping poor people. They only want chaos and destruction. The handouts they advocate are just wrapping paper to bribe people to vote for their real, destructive, agenda.

Posted by: Nationalist at July 18, 2012 11:54 AM (XGZYX)

121 Obama isn't smart. Whenever he stops quoting TOTUS, he gets into trouble. Hell, when he was campaigning, he was utterly dependent on TOTUS' close relative, the Blackberry.

The only thing Obama brings to a TOTUS reading of his own is his stuttering. The guy is a con-man who learned his messaging well to the point of regurgitation. Once off message, he's a blithering, Communist idiot.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 18, 2012 11:54 AM (eHIJJ)

122

117 -

 

Yeah, that's the one.  I remember it was a ghost story of some sort, but really, other than the fact that she shows her nekkid self in it, I didn't remember anything about it. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2012 11:54 AM (TOk1P)

123 “It is an anti-American — and again I don’t mean that in a terrorist sort kind of way," This is what makes me whinge about Carolla sometimes. If I point out that being a communist is Anti-American - am I being a terrorist? I do not understand why pointing out that something or someone is in direct opposition to an longstanding, bedrock American principle is considered a generic incitement to or promise of violence. This crap has to stop.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 18, 2012 11:54 AM (45SCD)

124 Nice, Lemmiwinks at 116.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:55 AM (T0NGe)

125 This is basically the story of the ant and the grasshopper.

---

Which reminds me.  Almost everything we need to know in life can be learned by the age of seven from the Brothers Grimm.

The boy that cried wolf.
Killed the Goose that laid the Golden Eggs.
The emperor has no clothes.

Posted by: Hippy Hardcore at July 18, 2012 11:56 AM (C8hzL)

126 Two words Matty Yglesias:

LEN

BIAS


Now go fuck yourself.

Posted by: H Badger at July 18, 2012 11:57 AM (n/0Nw)

127 Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 18, 2012 03:54 PM (45SCD)


I think that he meant Barack Obama wasn't anti-American in a terrorist sort of way, not that his criticism was in a terrorist sort of way.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 11:57 AM (3+RPg)

128 AmishDude: "Guess which one Obama was."

The guy smokin' doobies other people rolled for him? Oh, wait. That was when he was in college. In between cocaine breaks.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 18, 2012 11:57 AM (eHIJJ)

129 Matt Yglesias þ@mattyglesiasHow do people who haven’t even tried cocaine get off criticizing it?

Bill Cosby on cocaine

"I said to a guy, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?

And the guy said 'well, it intensifies your personality'

And I said 'yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

http://tinyurl.com/7vbtyjv

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 11:57 AM (Y7XKa)

130 A lot of chickin' chokin' on this thread over Kate Beckinsale, and only yesterday the herd was extolling the virtues of the other Kate's very voluptuous udders and shapely ass. How soon you forget.

---

We're broadminded.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 18, 2012 11:58 AM (Hx5uv)

131
Yup, I shit you not

http://tinyurl.com/6ww5fcr

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 03:46 PM (Y7XKa)



That is EPIC.

Someone should tweet back that it's obvious that he's done plenty with comments like that and others should heed his kind warning not to go that route.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 18, 2012 11:58 AM (UK9cE)

132 Priviliged libs like Yglesias really don't give two shits about helping poor people. They only want chaos and destruction.

When Obama was first elected liberal activists were struck and stung by the fact that he was never animated about helping the poor.

But hurting the rich...oh, that gave him energy.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 18, 2012 11:58 AM (T0NGe)

133 128  A lot of chickin' chokin' on this thread over Kate Beckinsale, and only yesterday the herd was extolling the virtues of the other Kate's very voluptuous udders and shapely ass. How soon you forget.

This is the AoSHQ. There's lots of chickin chokin going on period. The material just changes occasionally.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 18, 2012 12:00 PM (da5Wo)

134 This is what makes me whinge about Carolla sometimes. If I point out that being a communist is Anti-American - am I being a terrorist? I do not understand why pointing out that something or someone is in direct opposition to an longstanding, bedrock American principle is considered a generic incitement to or promise of violence.

This crap has to stop.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 18, 2012 03:54 PM (45SCD)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

Beck talked about this last week.  The leftists, right now, own our language.  Political Correctness is the core.  He said that whoever owns the language, wins.  It's time to start fighting for it.

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2012 12:00 PM (0D5so)

135

@129, Alex

That's what I thought too.....that Carolla was saying "I'm not acusing him of being an anti-American terrorist".....just being anti-American in general.

Posted by: wheatie at July 18, 2012 12:01 PM (MbB0O)

136 Obsama coming near my area. Tickets out in 2 hours! All 600 of them! The rest of the ticket block from a different county seem to be still available. He's packing a small venue after rejecting a larger arena nearby--one where I stood in line for 3 hours to see Palin and didn't get in.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 18, 2012 12:01 PM (2d71t)

137 I think that he meant Barack Obama wasn't anti-American in a terrorist sort of way, not that his criticism was in a terrorist sort of way. Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 03:57 PM (3+RPg) Damn it, that makes sense.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 18, 2012 12:01 PM (45SCD)

138 All my HS friends who got into coke became insufferable pricks, whether or not they were assholes to begin with.

All it intensified for them was there worst instincts.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2012 12:01 PM (KXm42)

139 Which reminds me. Almost everything we need to know in life can be learned by the age of seven from the Brothers Grimm. The boy that cried wolf. Killed the Goose that laid the Golden Eggs. The emperor has no clothes. Sorry, dude. Boy/Wolf & Goose/Golden Eggs are attributed to Aesop. Emporer's New Clothes was Hans Christian Anderson. I get what you meant, though.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 18, 2012 12:01 PM (ogdab)

140

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2012 03:57 PM (Y7XKa)

 

"Himself." One of the greatest stand-up acts.

Posted by: ErikW at July 18, 2012 12:03 PM (cmhGp)

141 I'm an equal opportunity chicken choker.

Chok mor chikin.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2012 12:03 PM (KXm42)

142 There's a #YglesiasTweets hashtag now on Twitter.  Some funny shit!

Posted by: rockmom at July 18, 2012 12:03 PM (NYnoe)

143 Emporer's Dang. Looks like I O.D.'d on the retard pills today.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 18, 2012 12:04 PM (ogdab)

144 Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 18, 2012 03:50 PM (61yvg)

The funny thing about this story is that Y had just as many opportunities as X.  His own self destructive behavior doomed him.  It could easily have been written as:

"Y labors at Starbucks for minimum wage for a year while sharing an apartment with three roommates.  Y works hard and next year applies for an assistant manager position with the recommendation of his manager.  He is promoted, and earns $35k a year.  Two years later he is selected for a store manager position based on his performance and attitude... 

After turning around a failing store, Y is moved into the regional director's office in order to gain experience at that level...

Y leaves the company after 10 years after he is recruited by a management consulting firm for twice his current salary."

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 12:04 PM (3+RPg)

145 Yea I know their not there.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2012 12:04 PM (KXm42)

146

@ fixerupper and FRONT TOWARD LEFT

 

All of which goes to prove that the purpose of fairy tales and fables -- to teach lessons about right and wrong,   action and consequence,   morality and immorality    -- is still going strong to this day.

 

But they were all written by     old   white guys, so I'm sure the progressives are trying their damndest to make sure that no one ever reads "The Lion and the Mouse" ever again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 12:05 PM (4df7R)

147 I think that he meant Barack Obama wasn't anti-American in a terrorist sort of way, not that his criticism was in a terrorist sort of way.

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 03:57 PM (3+RPg)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

UV's comment, even so, holds.  A question.  What is a terrorist's main goal?  Isn't it to "terrorize" and create  either short-term or long-term chaos?  Now, please review in your thoughts the last 3+ years of the SCOAMT regime.

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2012 12:06 PM (0D5so)

148 Dang. Looks like I O.D.'d on the retard pills today.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 18, 2012 04:04 PM (ogdab)

 

I'm sure Matt Yglesias would say that you can't really diss retard pills if you haven't tried them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 12:06 PM (4df7R)

149

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 04:04 PM (3+RPg)

 

Sounds almost like a certain black Republican presidential candidate who resuscitated a little pizza franchise...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 18, 2012 12:07 PM (4df7R)

150 All of which goes to prove that the purpose of fairy tales and fables -- to teach lessons about right and wrong, action and consequence, morality and immorality -- is still going strong to this day. And folks wonder why I have 'The Gods of the Copy-Book Headings' bookmarked. 'City of Brass', too. Kipling is underrated.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 18, 2012 12:10 PM (GBXon)

151

"Upton, Beckinsale, Mendes (sorry AtC, I've never understand the attraction to Dita),"

 

Yay!  More for me!  I mean how dare you show such lack of taste.

 

"We gotta have a beer sometime alex. "

 

That would be grand.  I really do need to make it to a meetup somewhere.  It is has been too long since I've seen members of the Horde. 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 18, 2012 12:11 PM (VtjlW)

152 MWR: "Sounds almost like a certain black Republican presidential candidate who resuscitated a little pizza franchise..."

I wonder what happened to all those hyperventilations about that trumped up womanizing? For some strange reason, that particular outrageous outrage has subsided. It's just so curious what with him not applying for the Executive office anymore that it's still not a concern with the righteous, truth-seeking MFM.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 18, 2012 12:12 PM (eHIJJ)

153 Sounds almost like a certain black Republican presidential candidate who resuscitated a little pizza franchise...

Yup, and not surprising.  Studies have shown that poor people often have issues with self control and delayed gratification that keep them poor.  If you can't show up to a job on time, can't work with others even if they annoy you, can't save your money in any appreciable amount and can't settle down and avoid reckless behavior, then you're not going to go far in life.


Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 12:13 PM (3+RPg)

154 And folks wonder why I have 'The Gods of the Copy-Book Headings' bookmarked.

I would love it if they opened the Republican Convention with a reading of that poem. 

Posted by: Alex at July 18, 2012 12:15 PM (3+RPg)

155 I'm sure Matt Yglesias would say that you can't really diss retard pills if you haven't tried them. What's that like? The "haven't tried them" thing, I mean.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 18, 2012 12:17 PM (ogdab)

156 But they were all written by old white guys, so I'm sure the progressives are trying their damndest to make sure that no one ever reads "The Lion and the Mouse" ever again. I think their problem is more about promoting the idea of "objective truth." The world is upside-down. Truly.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 18, 2012 12:19 PM (ogdab)

157 @116 Lemmi, the reason you're getting ass-raped is because you did not have the balls to learn philosophy. It's really that simple. You gave up, ran away, and left the Queen of The Sciences to be taken over by degenerates. It was too hard for you, and you chose not to fight.

You are now owned by those you couldn't bring yourself to face. And you will work for them for the rest of your life. It appears to me that you do not yet understand the cause of your discomfiture. Hope this helps.

I understand your bitterness, and pity it. As an aside, this particular philosophy major worked full-time for six years to complete that course of study, never incurred any student debt, went to Europe at age 42 to take my dad to the anniversary of his Rhine crossing, and retired at 50 on my investments. Now punch in and get back to work, and take a shower. I can smell your fail from here.  

Posted by: comatus at July 18, 2012 12:28 PM (ZOlM3)

158 ---------------------------------------------------


Beck talked about this last week. The leftists, right now, own our language. Political Correctness is the core. He said that whoever owns the language, wins. It's time to start fighting for it.

Posted by: Soona at July 18, 2012 04:00 PM (0D5so)



Sam Delaney wrote an SF book "Babel 17" about a language that was set up so that once you learned it and started thinking in it, it turned you into a terrorist for the bad guys.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2012 12:36 PM (z1N6a)

159 >>>He's "smart" in a con-man sense. >>> I don't even believe that. If he didn't have the media working for him, we wouldn't even remember who he is right now. Well, he conned the media. Come to think of it, they conned themselves.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 18, 2012 12:45 PM (ymo3g)

160 74 Vid of Romney going on now in Ohio in sig.

Yes. That's going to compete for views with a Kate Beckinsale video.

Right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 18, 2012 03:34 PM (8y9MW)



Heh.  kept me away from the comments for about an hour.

Posted by: Full Pint at July 18, 2012 12:56 PM (7g1yh)

161 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2012 03:27 PM (6o4Fb)

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