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March 11, 2012

Alan Grayson Runs Red Light, Hits Bus, En Route To Campaign Event
— Ace

And driving a Mercedes. A Mercedes.

Grayson was traveling to an upscale fundraising event for his Congressional campaign.
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Investigators said Grayson was driving a Mercedes, when he ran a red light and hit the bus.

The event's 1% guests included Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and loudmouthed liberal actress Cheryl Hines.

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1 first? praise the Lord........

Posted by: yakima canutt at March 11, 2012 01:30 PM (7Ayv7)

2 Perfect metaphor for his campaign.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

3
a busload of orphans?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 01:31 PM (T5LdI)

4 I think about 1% of the population own Mercedes.....

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2012 01:31 PM (X6akg)

5 He will probably say it was a Republican bus and that it wanted him to die.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 11, 2012 01:32 PM (ZJCDy)

6 Dude... You should have been there. I knocked him sideways. It was awesome, I just wish I'd been filming it!

Posted by: Alan Grayson's airbag at March 11, 2012 01:35 PM (O0BIV)

7 He'll just re-edit the video to make it look like the other guy's fault.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:35 PM (MMC8r)

8 They need to test for drugs.

Posted by: mike at March 11, 2012 01:36 PM (rOpgZ)

9 Grayson's so low you'd think he'd go under it.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:36 PM (MMC8r)

10 o/t

heh, they stripped the Spanish team that won the Pokemon catagory at the UK Videogame Championship. This is what you get by being drunk and having the whole team go and have a shit war in the hallways of a hotel

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 01:37 PM (M8yfa)

11 And driving a Mercedes...are you playing the story game? Perfect new start with these 4 words!

Posted by: Calyx at March 11, 2012 01:37 PM (r8gUg)

12 Let's pray for him.

(OK, I don't wanna get struck by lightning.)

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 11, 2012 01:37 PM (6H6FZ)

13 "loudmouthed liberal actress Cheryl Hines."

Hugemouthed is more like it. What is with that thing, it makes the Joker envious.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 11, 2012 01:38 PM (GZitp)

14 Cheryl Hines? To quote Charles Gibson, "Never heard of her." Is she on the cables?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 11, 2012 01:38 PM (acEq7)

15 "Even if Grayson lost a leg in the accident, it would grow back - lizards can do that."

-Dan Martin

That is the thread winner from the comments from the link. I felt it was worthy of a repost here.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2012 01:38 PM (61yvg)

16 The greatest tragedy was he survived the collision

Posted by: Dien Cai Dau at March 11, 2012 01:38 PM (DmsGc)

17 99% totaled, I hear.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 11, 2012 01:39 PM (ndlFj)

18 loudmouthed liberal actress

^^^

No just loudmouthed. Big mouthed. Her teeth....wow.

Posted by: laceyunderalls counting down to Selection Show Sunday at March 11, 2012 01:39 PM (HTZKb)

19 ""Do you know who I am?!?!?"

Posted by: Warren at March 11, 2012 01:40 PM (vRSeu)

20 Schadenfreude is DELICIOUS.

Posted by: Cheesecakecrush at March 11, 2012 01:41 PM (V/gLb)

Drunk, he took his eyes off the road to light his crack pipe.

Posted by: Larsen E Whipsnade at March 11, 2012 01:41 PM (8MkGr)

Someone on Twitter the other day said, I paraphrase:

"If he would have struck a young white woman and killed her, he would have been re-elected to congress and given a chairmanship."

Posted by: ScottyE_FL at March 11, 2012 01:42 PM (kb15i)

23 The only place I've ever seen Cheryl Hines is as Sudsy Bubblestein on Jack's Big Music Show.

I'd hit it.

But not like Grayson did.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

24 "Rich Candidate Hits Public Transportation." Wait! He' s a Democrat? "Candidate Unexpectedly Meets with Constituents."

Posted by: Neal Marks - Washington Correspondent at March 11, 2012 01:42 PM (SzAZ7)

25 No one killed? He's no Kennedy.

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

26 Too bad Alan Grayson, a Progressive Hero, wasn't driving a Karma.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (FDEjy)

27 Rules of the Road are for the Plebeians.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (ykSKg)

28 Cheryl Hines? To quote Charles Gibson, "Never heard of her." Is she on the cables?

Just looked her up. She plays Larry David's wife. Her cervix comments here.

Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (vRSeu)

29 loudmouthed liberal actress Cheryl Hines.

--Who?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (ykSKg)

30 how many points was that? were there elderly people, nuns, disable children on the bus? he may have just WON THE GAME

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2012 01:44 PM (SB0V2)

31 Poor Alan, couldn't get a good gig from the Barry admin that comes with a driver. Is he is the one that Allen West bumped out of congress? But the redistricting made that district even more +D, and West went to a safer district?

Posted by: Palerider at March 11, 2012 01:44 PM (5CusZ)

32 actress Cheryl Hines????

Does she do some local dinner theater or something?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2012 01:45 PM (61yvg)

33 I heard his halitosis is lethal.

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 01:45 PM (lpWVn)

34 First comment in the article.

"Even if Grayson lost a leg in the accident, it would grow back - lizards can do that."

Posted by: lowandslow at March 11, 2012 01:46 PM (GZitp)

35 31 Poor Alan, couldn't get a good gig from the Barry admin that comes with a driver. Is he is the one that Allen West bumped out of congress? But the redistricting made that district even more +D, and West went to a safer district?

Posted by: Palerider at March 11, 2012 05:44 PM (5CusZ)

--No, he lost to someone else, but IIRC he replaced Foley.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 01:47 PM (ykSKg)

36 "No just loudmouthed. Big mouthed. Her teeth....wow."

Does she have the Julia Roberts vibe going on?

Posted by: J Tiberius K at March 11, 2012 01:47 PM (oOuk+)

37 Don't believe Grayson lost to West, lost to a standard issue Republican. District is around Orlando and West is on the East Coast of Florida.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 11, 2012 01:47 PM (WUWb9)

So Mr. 1% driving his expensive automobile, runs a red light (rules are for the little people) and hits a bus injuring 2 people (obviously part of the 99% if they are riding said bus).

Question: Why do Democrats hate the poor?

I hope the two injured people sue his pants off! That would be delicious! It would be what I call Carma!

Posted by: runningrn at March 11, 2012 01:48 PM (vJ9tV)

39 34 First comment in the article.

"Even if Grayson lost a leg in the accident, it would grow back - lizards can do that."

Posted by: lowandslow at March 11, 2012 05:46 PM (GZitp)

--That comment was so awesome, another Moron already re-posted it. It was worth re-reading, though.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 01:48 PM (ykSKg)

40 Dennis Hopper made him do it. Speed 3!!!

Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2012 01:48 PM (IhzyJ)

"Just looked her up. She plays Larry David's wife. Her cervix comments here."

Is that how she got the part of "Meg March" in "Goodnight Vagina"?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 11, 2012 01:48 PM (acEq7)

42 Thanks for putting me some knowledge ammo and logprof.

Posted by: Palerider at March 11, 2012 01:48 PM (5CusZ)

43 We'll get you next time, Infidel!

Posted by: Taliban Dan at March 11, 2012 01:49 PM (FDEjy)

Rich Candidate Hits Public Transportation."

Wait! He' s a Democrat?

"Candidate Unexpectedly Meets with Constituents."

LOL! If he was a Republican, the words "White Male" would have appeared in that headline too!

Posted by: runningrn at March 11, 2012 01:50 PM (vJ9tV)

45 This is just the Military Industrial Rethuglican Complex trying to get rid of the only man who will take them on!! . They fear HIM!!!!!!11111ELEVENTY1!!!!1111

Posted by: MrCaniac channelling Kos Kiddies at March 11, 2012 01:50 PM (1grxW)

46 why does he hate poor people?

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 01:51 PM (lpWVn)

47 Is that how she got the part of "Meg March" in "Goodnight Vagina"?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 11, 2012 05:48 PM (acEq7)

"Goodnight Vagina"? Funny, I have heard that from a lot of my dates.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2012 01:51 PM (ykSKg)

48 Another Harvard Law grad. We are in the best of hands.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 11, 2012 01:51 PM (NVu2l)

49 I love it, runningrn. Carma, indeed.

Posted by: no good deed at March 11, 2012 01:51 PM (mjR67)

50 Said he had a passenger. Another BJ-related accident?

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 01:52 PM (MMC8r)

51 I didn't bother reading the links but at Weasel Zippers where there's more of the reports quoted including a line about the cops not knowing if they're going to charge him with anything yet. Yeah, 'cause aren't we all allowed to run a red light, hit a bus and possibly injure two people and have the cops waive any charges?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2012 01:53 PM (6RnvM)

52 "Goodnight Vagina"? Funny, I have heard that from a lot of my dates.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2012 05:51 PM (ykSKg)

Except from me. Sacred honor and all.

Posted by: Will Folkes at March 11, 2012 01:53 PM (acEq7)

53 Actually, Ted Kennedy's ghost was driving but ran away.

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 01:53 PM (lpWVn)

54 One of the brightest moments of the 2010 election was Grayson losing. Remember Orlando, you need to take the full regimen of antibiotics to keep this sort of thing from growing back

Posted by: AE at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (L5130)

55 There were probably more severely injured in the crash but they are dems so they just took one for the team just like Mary-Jo.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (61yvg)

56 When the police arrived, did he drunkenly ask, "Hooo ahrrr youuu??"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (UOM48)

57 How dare that bus not get out of the way of one of the aristocracy? The driver should be flogged.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (NVu2l)

58 Oh, and one of the news reports at WZ uses the "Two people aboard the bus claimed they suffered minor injuries and were taken to a hospital" gambit. I'm just surprised they didn't use scare quotes around "injuries".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (6RnvM)

59 Alan Grayson's healthcare plan for children.

Posted by: thirtyandseven at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (13h20)

60 Because I am a technically a registered Democrat, I suppose, (although I am entirely disaffected from the Dem party and haven't voted for a Democrat since the Presidential primaries before Obama was elected and NOT for Obama) I got a call from the Grayson election phone contribution bank They must be desperate if they are calling a Mid Atantic state. I can't tell you what pleasure it gave me to say that I thought Grayson was a totally crude cook and an absolute bully, that you couldn't pay me to vote for him even if I DID live in his district, that I wouldn't give them a penny and to take my name off their list immediately. I hope they got the unsubtle message, but I'm not counting on it. I hope the person running against him (Is it the same guy he called "Taliban Dan?)"? uses the accident in a campaign commercial

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 01:55 PM (hhVi7)

61 Cheryl Hines, I would hit that like Michelle hits Barack.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 11, 2012 01:58 PM (nEBrA)

That reminds me. I saw a car accident on the way to work the other day. A Prius rear-ended a Ford Mustang. The the Prius was then rear-ended by a van. The Mustang looked fine with no noticeable damage. The van was fine too. The Prius was absolutely totaled.

As the three drivers stood there by the side of the road I knew instantly who drove what. The guy looking at the Prius with a smile on his face drove the Mustang. The other guy looking annoyed drove the van. The lady sobbing in tears drove the Prius.

Wish I took a picture.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Slut With No Name at March 11, 2012 01:58 PM (Q5fHc)

63 'twas "the devil and Daniel Webster" in that district

Posted by: eurw at March 11, 2012 01:59 PM (5SlIU)

64 He was probably texting a wire transfer to Occupy

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 11, 2012 01:59 PM (j2i5s)

65 Cheryl Hines and RFK Jr.? Aren't they both sluts?

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at March 11, 2012 02:00 PM (BB0/w)

66 Robert Kennedy, Jr. I'd hit it. With a tire iron.

God, his voice.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2012 02:00 PM (UOM48)

67 Selection Sunday show on . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 02:01 PM (ykSKg)

68 Grayson should have been driving an SUV, then he wouldn't be blamed, the BBM headline would have been "Grayson's SUV hits bus"

But as I said before, leftists are madly in love with THEIR money, which is why we have to Go Galt on their business interests.

Which some are doing according to Instapundit;

TheyÂ’re still afraid of her. Meanwhile, I wonder how many people have canceled their HBO subscriptions this weekend?
UPDATE: A reader emails: Â“I donÂ’t know how many people quit HBO since last week but we did.Â”

ANOTHER UPDATE: Â“Please donÂ’t use my name as IÂ’m in the entertainment biz, but I called Direct TV last night and cancelled HBO. The operator told me they have had a TON of calls. He tried to negotiate with me and offer me HBO for 5 bucks for a year. That kind of great deal can only come from on high, but I still passed.Â”

And reader Doug Jordan writes: Â“Glenn, I cancelled HBO on Wednesday. The rep asked me why and I said Â‘Cost and political content.Â’ He asked: Â‘Bill Maher?Â’ Â“Yep.Â” (Should have added Â‘Game Change.Â’) Clearly, he had heard Bill Maher as a reason for cancellation recently. This was the Cox Cable operation in Fairfax County, VA. I have a conservative friend in Galveston who also cancelled HBO within the last few months and gave political content as the reason.Â”

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 02:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

69 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 05:55 PM (hhVi7)

Good on you! And hello.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:02 PM (SsG4J)

70 Completely off-topic:

Anyone going to watch "Shahs of Sunset" on Bravo tonight? Wealthy young muzzies living large in Beverly Hills, including a ghey and a young woman dating a Joooo.

I'm waiting for the honor killings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2012 02:02 PM (UOM48)

71 How do either one of them qualify as "Upscale" ? Eh, how does Grayson? Wasn't RFK jr. dumb enough to SMOKE Heroin? That's part of why he talks so funny--little accident?

Posted by: ktgreat at March 11, 2012 02:04 PM (i5KzK)

72 Not my fault, Dick Cheney made that bus speed through the intersection or he was going to blow it up !!11!!

Posted by: Alan Grayson, the D is for Dementia at March 11, 2012 02:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

73 Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 05:49 PM (4136b)

Rex Harrison, that'd be an awesome tweet. Do you Twitter???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:07 PM (SsG4J)

74 72 How do either one of them qualify as "Upscale" ? Eh, how does Grayson?

Wasn't RFK jr. dumb enough to SMOKE Heroin? That's part of why he talks so funny--little accident?

Posted by: ktgreat at March 11, 2012 06:04 PM (i5KzK)

FOR THE LAST TIME.....I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON THE AFFECTS OF SMOKING HEROINE WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A DILDO UP MAY ASS AND ASPHYXIATING MYSELF.

Posted by: little RFK at March 11, 2012 02:07 PM (61yvg)

75 I was just walking through a trendy neighborhood in Portland, and there was condensation on the outside of a restaurant window, allowing someone to write a message on the glass. The message denounced Bush. These people are mentally ill.

Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at March 11, 2012 02:08 PM (Hu/Da)

76 I have just one plan for people who make me late to fundraisers;

DIE!

Posted by: Alan Grayson, the D is for Dementia at March 11, 2012 02:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

77 Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 06:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

--Good news! I can deal with lefty themes on TV shows if they're part of a bigger, well-presented picture and not just the be-all of it. (The Wire comes to mind.) But when it's 100% leftardedness, and crass to boot, keep me and my money away.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 02:09 PM (ykSKg)

78 Alan Grayson is proof that there are demon spawn from Hell walking the earth.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 02:09 PM (aykLa)

79 The message denounced Bush.

Man, fuck Portland!

Posted by: Reggie Bush at March 11, 2012 02:10 PM (vRSeu)

80 Woo-hoo! VCU a #12 seed.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 02:11 PM (ykSKg)

81 Grayson hates folks that ride public transport?

Grayson thinks american cars are crap?

Grayson doesn't understand what a red light means?

anyway i hope All involved are o.k.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:11 PM (TomZ9)

82 If only he had rear-ended Fortney Pete Stark. And you thought I was going to say Barney Frank!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2012 02:11 PM (Af3Wg)

83
Liberal firebrand speaks at Pinellas Democrats' annual dinner

Former congressman Alan Grayson led off with a calm voice and a request for a prayer. A change of heart by the liberal Democrat with a national reputation for caustic remarks? No chance.

"Dear Lord, thank God I'm a Democrat. And thank God I did not have to vote in the Republican presidential primary," he told Pinellas County Democrats on Saturday night. "They're all a bunch of losers," he said of the GOP hopefuls.

"Oh, you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort."

-God

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2012 02:11 PM (kdS6q)

84 So he hit some people with his car!

What is it with you wingnuts making a big deal out of little car accidents involving dedicated public servants?

Posted by: Robert F KENNEDY Jr at March 11, 2012 02:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

85 That bus was full of Republicans. I swear. I was only trying to do Florida a favor!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 11, 2012 02:12 PM (V/gLb)

86 So Lehigh's mascot is the Mountain Hawks now? They're not the Engineers anymore?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 02:12 PM (ykSKg)

87 "Man, fuck Portland!"

I totally agree with you and I live in Oregon.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2012 02:13 PM (61yvg)

88 red lights are for little people.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:14 PM (TomZ9)

89 Jane D'oh 71: Not any ordinary Muzzies- they're Persians. Don't confuse them with nouveau riche gulf Arabs, they're the Cabots and Lodges of SW Asia.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 11, 2012 02:14 PM (kZGbw)

90 "Dear Lord, thank God I'm a Democrat. And thank God I did not have to vote in the Republican presidential primary," he told Pinellas County Democrats on Saturday night. "They're all a bunch of losers," he said of the GOP hopefuls.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2012 06:11 PM

So tell us how you plan to restore civility to politics, Big Al!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 02:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

These people are mentally ill.

Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at March 11, 2012 06:08 PM (Hu/Da)

Portland is the hipster douchebag center of the universe that is collapsing in on itself.

Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 02:15 PM (m6net)

92 did you see that busload of republicans?
Grayson responded, "yes i did."
dem political event erupts in applause.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:15 PM (TomZ9)

93 lol, willow

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 02:16 PM (BETpH)

94 Alan Grayson," Boooh's fault"

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:16 PM (TomZ9)

95 damn it Boosh even

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:17 PM (TomZ9)

96 Wish my Heinz was hot.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 11, 2012 02:17 PM (c3mby)

97 Grayson comment to a Republican, "Yeah i'm looking out for you"

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:18 PM (TomZ9)

98 Crack?

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 02:18 PM (OhYCU)

I had to do a search on Cheryl Hines....because I didn't know who that was....

That's the woman who plays Larry David's wife, on that dreadful 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' show on HBO. .....Well, isn't that special.

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 02:18 PM (aykLa)

100 Thanks, Karma.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 11, 2012 02:19 PM (azHfB)

101 This tragedy could have been averted if we had high-speed rail in our country, like the enlightened peoples of Europe.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 02:19 PM (BETpH)

102 Grayson did a damn good job of summarizing Obama's 3 years in office.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM (sefcY)

103 Does Obama have any supporters left that aren't sluts or crack addicts?

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM (OhYCU)

104

Cheryl Hines "Actress"

Luna (Voice) - Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM (kdS6q)

105 Better dead than red. Or so it used to be.

Posted by: S Daniel at March 11, 2012 02:20 PM (BVkEs)

106 The only way I would be impressed about the Mercedes was if it were a Unimog 6x4. Otherwise, meh. You can be equally crappy behind the wheel of a Yugo, just not as secure.

Posted by: Bill H at March 11, 2012 02:21 PM (3sZO1)

107 Grayson to media , "srsly i thought they were republicans".
Media says," well alright then".

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 02:21 PM (TomZ9)

108 Meh, he's a Democraat fucktard that just proved that little people are targets of opportunity.

Posted by: Gmac at March 11, 2012 02:22 PM (rLeDb)

109 If he'd had the social conscience to be driving a Chevy Volt, we wouldn't have Alan Grayson to kick around anymore. Well, not in one piece, anyway . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 02:23 PM (BETpH)

110 This is what you get by being drunk and having the whole team go and have a shit war in the hallways of a hotel

Now, when you say a s*** war, you mean....?

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2012 02:23 PM (6TB1Z)

111 Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 06:13 PM (4136b)

You're one of us!

Posted by: ace's inane, bullshitting commenters at March 11, 2012 02:23 PM (nEUpB)

112 vacillate between wanting to start a blog and tweet and just lurking on quality sites to drop my inane bs and pester bloggers with real talent.

I get the sense that this applies to a significant fraction of the regular posters around here.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2012 02:24 PM (6TB1Z)

113 Portland is the hipster douchebag center of the universe that is collapsing in on itself. Of course, they are always all hot on raising taxes on the evil 1%, and anybody else that isn't them. I've suggested, as an alternative, punitive taxes on fixie bicycles, PBR beer, brewpubs, indie rock bands, tattoos, piercings, and retro eyeglasses. Would improve the city considerably.

Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at March 11, 2012 02:24 PM (Hu/Da)

114 The media made sure not to photograph the side of the bus he smashed into.
As f'd up as that Mercedes was the aluminum bodied bus must have a big whack in it.
From my experience, Graysons car must have been going 35-40 mph and no braking before impact. There are skid marks from the bus tires going sideways a few feet.

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 02:24 PM (lpWVn)

115 I looked this clown up on Wiki. First, he is fugly. Second, it says he put himself through Harvard working as a janitor. Srsly?

I wonder if that's how Bammy got through Harvard Law . . . haha, just kidding.

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 02:25 PM (BETpH)

116 It's cool.
Caveman have Geico.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2012 02:25 PM (Qxdfp)

117 Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 06:19 PM (BETpH)

I LOVE the rail system in Europe! I use it when I am there, get to ride on cool, really fast trains, and then leave. I don't pay any taxes there so what the hell...it's great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 02:26 PM (nEUpB)

118 "Grayson Involved In Crash With Lynx Bus"

let me try one...

Japan Involved in Sunday Morning Boat Accident in Hawaii

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 02:27 PM (OhYCU)

119 OT/ since we're past 100 of the most obvious Grayson jokes:

If you haven't checked out the consolidated Breitbart site, they are outing the incredible bias in the making of HBO's Game Change, and apparently are having an effect on media reporting, and contributing to a deluge in cancellations (Maher's assholery also helping obviously).

http://tinyurl.com/89ny6el

Posted by: ontherocks at March 11, 2012 02:28 PM (ZJCDy)

120 >>>Caveman Grayson have Geico.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2012 06:25 PM (Qxdfp)<<<

So it is that easy.

Posted by: Bill H at March 11, 2012 02:29 PM (3sZO1)

121 Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 06:15 PM (m6net)

You've never been to Park Slope, Brooklyn have you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 02:29 PM (nEUpB)

122 I do I do! Well, I have an account that is. I vacillate between wanting to start a blog and tweet and just lurking on quality sites to drop my inane bs and pester bloggers with real talent.

Oh, you have talent. You'd be an excellent Tweeter. I think Twitter is the perfect showcase for Morons. Succinct, smart-ass comments are tailor made for Tweeting!

And go on and start your blog, we need voices everywhere.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:29 PM (SsG4J)

123 @ 71 Um, the Persians who live in Beverly Hills are by and large mostly Jewish. .

Posted by: LA girl at March 11, 2012 02:30 PM (xMVfT)

124 Cheryl Hines could eat an ear of corn with her mouth shut.

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 11, 2012 02:30 PM (6H6FZ)

125 More links to Breitbart debunking of HBO and Game Change:
http://tinyurl.com/6wf85vh

Posted by: ontherocks at March 11, 2012 02:34 PM (ZJCDy)

126 Grayson was born and raised in Brooklyn. They don't drive in Brooklyn. He didn't learn when he invaded Florida.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 02:35 PM (YdQQY)

127 #GraysonBumperSticker My other car is powered by rancid hyperbole.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:35 PM (4136b)

128

From Kos (I read so you won't have to)

this probably will not help his efforts as a candidate ... First, he was on the way to a fundraiser. Not a good image to have as an individual who ran a red light while on the way to get money for his campaign. Next, Police will cite him as the person responsible for the accident, which is damaging.

If he is okay he may no longer be viable as a candidate. It's not the accident itself. It's the imagery. It's pretty damn powerful to run an ad based on this again and again. Also, I wouldn't put it past the GOP to put it into a character attack.

Gee. ya think? I sure hope so.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 11, 2012 02:35 PM (kZGbw)

129 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 06:29 PM (SsG4J) Aww shucks.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:36 PM (4136b)

130 Running a red light here is a point violation. Running one with an accident is automatic loss of license IIANM. Don't know how it is in Florida but this would be serious here.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 02:37 PM (YdQQY)

131 thats "high point" violation.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 02:38 PM (YdQQY)

132

You've never been to Park Slope, Brooklyn have you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 06:29 PM (nEUpB)

No and thanks for the heads up.

Note to self...

Posted by: ErikW at March 11, 2012 02:38 PM (m6net)

133 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 11, 2012 06:35 PM (kZGbw)

What a typical pompous fuckstick of an asshole cocksucking Kos commenter.

I can't stand them for their superior attitudes as well as their general assholishness and purity of incorrectness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 11, 2012 02:39 PM (nEUpB)

134 Further evidence of Florida's need for high speed rail.

Posted by: SolidFPlus at March 11, 2012 02:40 PM (minmk)

135 #GraysonBumperSticker If you can read this, you're probably not one of my supporters.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:43 PM (4136b)

136 #GraysonBumperSticker I ~~brake~~ speed for ~~public transportation~~ $10,000 a plate fundraisers & celebrities. :crosses fingers the strike code works:

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:45 PM (4136b)

137 #GraysonBumperSticker

"I hit a bus hoping there would be more dead people to vote for me"

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 02:46 PM (lpWVn)

138 Awww... Shoot. Is it ~~this~~ then?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:46 PM (4136b)

139 #GraysonBumperSticker redux I ~~brake~~ speed for ~~public transportation~~ $10,000 a plate fundraisers & celebrities. LOL @ Beto

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:47 PM (4136b)

140 Are y'all Tweeting these, come on!

And add #OWS #Dems etc if you have room and it fits......

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:48 PM (SsG4J)

141 #127

Not since the late 70s. The Persian Jews with any decent resources had largely all left Iran by then. Those who fled the revolution and became the bulk of the LA Persian community were Muslims, albeit not of the variety fueling the revolution. But a lot of their kids took a funny turn during adolescence and 'finding themselves.'

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 02:48 PM (kcfmt)

142 #GraysonBumperSticker Start seeing bombastic progressive d-bags.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:48 PM (4136b)

143 I'm a crackpot former Democratic congressman trying to get re-elected, and I'm in a hurry to get to a fundraiser so I can resume my plans of genocide for those I hate. Some bus full of nobodies just crossed my path, and I hate nobodies with no respect for who I am. So if they don't stop for me while I floor it through this intersection... well, tough for them

Think your 15 minute fleet insurance will pay for this?

Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem ... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at March 11, 2012 02:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

144 14 Cheryl Hines? To quote Charles Gibson, "Never heard of her." Is she on the cables? Well, that would explain why I had no idea who she was. Silly me, though - I went and looked her up on the wiki. I literally yelped and pushed my chair back when her profile/"bio" pic popped up. Frightened the squirrel chowing on my porch-pot of parsley right off his perch, too (my yelling, not her picture - I'm pretty sure the squirrel didn't have line-of-sight). Wouldn't her fans have posted a more... complimentary photo?

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at March 11, 2012 02:54 PM (X5Hwz)

145 #GraysonBumperSticker If you can read this, you probably aren't at my exclusive fundraiser.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 02:57 PM (4136b)

146 Hotair reporting that, sure enough, Slut Pride groups have now surfaced to protest Rush. What does "slut" even mean in our present day Sodom, anyway? And if sluts are so proud, what's the beef with calling Fluke one, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 02:57 PM (sefcY)

147 Somebody get Dan Martin a free membership here

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2012 02:58 PM (a9Izx)

148 The wheels on the bus go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Slut With No Name at March 11, 2012 03:03 PM (Q5fHc)

149 Did Robert Kennedy Jr call Grayson a prostitute for Mercedes?

For the sake of consistency you know.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 03:03 PM (SHnHe)

150 #GraysonBumperSticker That traffic accident I just caused by running a red light on the way to a fundraiser in my Mercedes?

Bush's fault.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:04 PM (SsG4J)

151 #GraysonBumperSticker ☪☢E☠I$ʇ

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 03:08 PM (4136b)

152 A bus full of senior women? I'd hit it!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 11, 2012 03:08 PM (SzAZ7)

153

Oh, Larry David's wife...

I heard she is a bit of a C You Next Tuesday.

Funny, I thought she got that gig because she wouldn't question the stupidity that would be required of her playing Larry David's girlfriend.

Brainless blonde bimbo.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at March 11, 2012 03:10 PM (ApGOC)

154 Also, I wouldn't put it past the GOP to put it into a character attack.

Of the guy who edited his opponent in a way that would embarrass Josef Goebbels...?

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 03:14 PM (MMC8r)

155 I know that liberals exist, just as I know that crazy people exist. And Grayson straddles both those lines. I know that there are people out there who, for whateverthehell reasons, support liberal candidates but, damn!

Why the hell would anyone..... ANYONE...ever want their name to be associated with Alan Grayson?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2012 03:14 PM (piMMO)

156 Alan Grayson--the first Democrat to throw himself under the bus. [See sock.]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2012 03:18 PM (6RnvM)

157 If there were minorities on the bus that Grayson hit you know what that means???

Alan Grayson hates minorities = RACIST!!

Posted by: mpfs at March 11, 2012 03:23 PM (TlwCF)

158 Grayson Bumper sticker- "Democratic party on speed; Grayson 2012."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 03:24 PM (hhVi7)

159 #OccupyLoanerCar

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 03:25 PM (4136b)

160 Bumper sticker for Webster: "Grayson doesn't know when to stop.; Ouch!!! Webster 2012"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 03:26 PM (hhVi7)

161

The Idiot Grayson is a trial lawyer.

Rumor has it he chased his own ambulance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2012 03:26 PM (d0Tfm)

162 All joking aside, it is refreshing to see a guy really get into public transportation.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 11, 2012 03:28 PM (4136b)

163 Dan Martin, Honorable Moron.

That comment was +1000

Posted by: mpfs at March 11, 2012 03:28 PM (TlwCF)

164 Put progressive ~~champion~~ Neanderthal Alan Greyson back in ~~Congress~~ traffic school.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2012 03:29 PM (Wqkoh)

165

Fortunately, two years of the Idiot Grayson's psychosis was all we could stand down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2012 03:32 PM (d0Tfm)

166 That is the only local news carrying the story. I can't find it on any of the other local stations.

Posted by: Cindermutha at March 11, 2012 03:39 PM (esohW)

167 If the Webster campaign DOESN"T use the accident in a campaign commercial, they are missing a golden opportunity because Grayson deserves it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 03:43 PM (hhVi7)

168 Alan Grayson will have an impact in Washington!

Make our streets safer--Get Grayson out of here!

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 03:49 PM (MMC8r)

169 Alan Grayson will make us safer-- by leaving!

Posted by: nickless at March 11, 2012 03:51 PM (MMC8r)

170 Grayson has a new campaign talking point:

"If you elect me to Congress I'll be in DC. If you elect my opponent I'll be here . . . DRIVING."

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 11, 2012 03:52 PM (mTvhx)

171 Yet another example of the 99% being victimized by a Harvard grad in a Mercedes #OccupyOrlando

Posted by: David Frum at March 11, 2012 03:54 PM (NDZar)

172 "Goodnight Vagina"? Funny, I have heard that from a lot of my dates.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 11, 2012 05:51 PM (ykSKg)

My dates don't say goodnight they just say NEXT!

Posted by: Snadra FLUKE 30 yr old broke lawyer at March 11, 2012 04:09 PM (nonzP)

173 Good thing Grayson didn't put dat car in duh ditch else my Boy Barry wood have had to pulled it out!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 11, 2012 04:12 PM (nonzP)

174 No longer is the buffoon just an accident waiting to happen. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2012 04:17 PM (Gfgj6)

175

Karma is a mutha.

Posted by: Professor Oilfields Amazing Reverse Unit at March 11, 2012 04:55 PM (SiOVz)

176 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2012 05:08 PM (7W3wI)

177 I think Cheryl Hines is hot, and I don't recall her ever being a political big mouth. Are you sure you guys aren't confusing her with Laurie David?

Posted by: Kensington at March 11, 2012 06:26 PM (uaEZS)

178 If he loses his license, I hear Al Gore's son is available as a DDD (Designated Democrat Driver.)

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 11, 2012 06:30 PM (IojUD)

179 You guys did not like my comments?

Allen when asked about the incident stated that he could not believe that $#@%#@ bus got in the way of his progress.

Did Obama and the Democrats attempt to throw another loser under the bus and missed?

Posted by: Don Demarco aka DK at March 11, 2012 07:30 PM (6F00J)

180 Alan Grayson's election campaign just died.

Good.

Posted by: I am death...eater of worlds at March 12, 2012 12:59 AM (KRxG0)

181
loudmouthed liberal actress Cheryl Hines

Her IMDB bio says that she's from Tallahassee, so the loudmouthed liberal part is not so unusual. This is moon-bat central for an otherwise mostly red region of the state.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 12, 2012 06:02 AM (1hM1d)

182 Why wasn't Grayson driving a Volt?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at March 12, 2012 08:45 AM (64S5N)

183 Did he call Obama for insurance tips? Barry's an insurance expert, of course. Remember his experience with, let's call it Acme Insurance?

Posted by: elprez at March 12, 2012 10:20 AM (4QO27)

184 What are the odds drugs were involved? If you trolled a "dime bag" through his H.S. reunion you'd get a "I'll top that with strawberry mescaline" response. No one gets that crazy by himself.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 13, 2012 05:05 PM (OhenJ)

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