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April 09, 2014

Alec Baldwin Shocks Everyone By Getting Into a Fight on Twitter and Attacking Someone With Homo Jokes
— Ace

'You're on your knees in that photo. What's up with that, Garrett?' Alec Baldwin said of this photo on ex-Romney aide Garrett Jackson's Twitter page.
Jackson then mentioned the scandal surrounding Baldwin that cost him his job in November at MSNBC for allegedly using an anti-gay slur towards a paparazzo.
"Come on! Being a homophob has gotten you in enough trouble," Jackson told the actor.
"While you're on your knees, you can polish my Emmys," Baldwin added in another snide remark.

Alec Baldwin continues channelling Andrew Dice Clay's... diet.

As usual, I have to say that I think this Zero Tolerance regime for anything borderline offensive is ridiculous.

But that's the world Alec Baldwin promotes, so he should be the first to live by its absurd rules.

Thanks to The Third Pugg.

Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM | Comments (185)
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1 Collective this.

Posted by: Justice Breyer at April 09, 2014 01:47 PM (Kkt/i)

2 I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 09, 2014 01:48 PM (oFCZn)

3 If you tell a joke at my university that has "negative stereotyping" in it, they can send you to the conduct board. In fact they have. Worse they've done it for jokes told *on facebook* (so not even technically at the university.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 09, 2014 01:48 PM (HDwDg)

4 I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 09, 2014 01:49 PM (p6js3)

5 He's just a big, fat jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 01:49 PM (gzJJ2)

6 I'm starting to think that Alec Baldwin may have a bit of a gay problem.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2014 01:50 PM (hFL/3)

7 Alec Baldwin is a Progay homo phobe.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 01:50 PM (9W+0f)

8 Dear Arec, thou liveth upon the Twit sword, now please die upon it. You Twit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 01:51 PM (lDQn8)

9 When you're a dick, everyone looks like a dick sucker.

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

10 He won an Emmy? He was on television?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2014 01:51 PM (Qp0nB)

11 Yes, it's quite difficult to understand how Mr. Baldwin's speech aids Democracy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 01:52 PM (9W+0f)

12 So weird. Every time I am reading something, Ace posts on it at the same time. Deleting doesn't make it go away, Alec.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 01:52 PM (IXrOn)

13 It seems like a lot of people really lose their composure as they age.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 01:52 PM (fsLdt)

14 I'll take care of this'Alec Baldwin', but first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at April 09, 2014 01:53 PM (kFxpe)

15 Alec Baldwin; the Voltaire of the lower east side

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( ...drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's ) at April 09, 2014 01:53 PM (JyjXt)

16 Useless.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-Il at April 09, 2014 01:53 PM (nEIMV)

17 Odd that he's the head of FAG, isn't it?

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

18 I'm starting to think that Alec Baldwin may have a bit of a gay problem.

I believe it's traditional to point out that someone that obsessed with gaysex is a closet case.

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 01:53 PM (ZKzrr)

19 On the other hand, Mr. Baldwin is an expert on "under-standing."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (9W+0f)

20 Speaking of losers: The House on Wednesday handily rejected a budget based on President ObamaÂ’s 2015 spending blueprint. It was defeated 2-413, following a pattern seen in recent years in House votes to overwhelmingly reject ObamaÂ’s budget proposals. TodayÂ’s vote is just slightly better than the unanimous vote against ObamaÂ’s budget in 2012. The two Â“yesÂ” votes came from Reps. Marcy Kaptur (D-Ohio) and Jim Moran (D-Va.), who is retiring.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (oMKp3)

21 Well, we know who will play Brenden Eich in the movie on his life...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (le5Zp)

22 And aids. >.>

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (9W+0f)

23 So, he's proposing to someone? I don't get it.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (8MjqI)

24 I honestly did not know Alec Baldwin actually was on actual television and not just on Entertainment Tonight. Color me mildly surprised. Not like he was actually on a good show I've heard about like (no relation but better in all ways ) Adam Baldwin being in Firefly. Is there some sort of drooly leftwing show that he was/is on? Wait. I don't care. That was just my feces typing. Like likes like.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (Qp0nB)

25 It's getting close to being the last straw for Baldwin, pretty soon his usefulness to the left will be out-wayed by his penchant for attacking homos.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 09, 2014 01:54 PM (5UteM)

26 Didn't this useless turd recently announce his leaving 'public' life?

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-Il at April 09, 2014 01:55 PM (nEIMV)

27 Alec Baldwin is a Progay homo phobe. More or less. In the same way that Libtards/Progtards are Pro-Black Anti-Black Racists. He's probably one of those too.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2014 01:55 PM (0cMkb)

28 20 Any budget needs to zero out the IRS.

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 01:55 PM (MMC8r)

29 uh oh , moar bullshit a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. Yeah, and guess what? The "study" recommends new ventilation systems in buildings. See how that works? Studies are the basis for bullshit building codes and building materials.

Posted by: Soothie is no gentleman but at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (m9qVG)

30 It's all part of being a famous actor.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (9W+0f)

31 25 It's getting close to being the last straw for Baldwin, pretty soon his usefulness to the left will be out-wayed by his penchant for attacking homos. Only if white liberals decide he is. I hope the racial and luddite animus in California tears the Dems apart. And when we take power, we should not be temperate.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (le5Zp)

32 I believe it's traditional to point out that someone that obsessed with gaysex is a closet case. Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 05:53 PM (ZKzrr) Uhmm hmm.

Posted by: Kim Basinger at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (oFCZn)

Didn't this useless turd recently announce his leaving 'public' life?

Well ...he did promise us he would leave the country if W got elected.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (fsLdt)

34 There sure are a bunch of hetero-thought-criminals on this blog.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (L02KD)

35 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2014 05:54 PM (Qp0nB) I think he was the star of an nbc comedy.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (oMKp3)

36 Well given that he's now semi-retired maybe Alec should explore his Andrew Dice Baldwin side and see how far he can go with it. He's got fuck-you money and a body of work so he can basically do what he wants.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (pAlYe)

37 What's in your douchebag?

Posted by: Alex Baldwin at April 09, 2014 01:56 PM (Dwehj)

38 37 wins one internet.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 01:58 PM (fsLdt)

39 Here's GLAAD last November re: Alec's gay slur at a paparazzi: "BaldwinÂ’s language was improper and his context was no excuse, but his tweets didnÂ’t reflect his Â“history of actively supporting LGBT equality.Â” Will he get ANOTHER pass?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 01:58 PM (gzJJ2)

40 But he's sooooo good on SNL

Posted by: Northeastern Liberal at April 09, 2014 01:58 PM (kFxpe)

41 Connie Mack, in the photo with Mitt, ran the Worst Campaign Ever in 2012

even Daddy's name recognition couldn't get Connie the Fourth in

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( ...drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's ) at April 09, 2014 01:59 PM (JyjXt)

42 "nbc comedy" These words make no sense together.

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 01:59 PM (MMC8r)

43 Always Been a Corksucker.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 09, 2014 01:59 PM (nEIMV)

44 Cute dog pic : http://tinyurl.com/l2faz3n *

* no spiders, I swear.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 09, 2014 02:00 PM (5UteM)

45 "nbc comedy"
These words make no sense together.

Thirty years ago...

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 02:00 PM (ZKzrr)

46 He won an emmy? Is that like winning an enema? Like the recent promo about winning a colonoscopy?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 02:01 PM (8MjqI)

47 I see a visit and speech outreach to the rainbow coalition in the near future. And, $ giving. Much $ giving.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:01 PM (IXrOn)

Cute dog pic : http://tinyurl.com/l2faz3n *

Could see it cause I'm on a fart computer right now.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (fsLdt)

49 "For the first time the peasant has seen real freedom -- freedom to |suck cock.|" -- Lenin Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (9W+0f)

50 Y'all chill. We should not be talking about this. We should be talking about the random college basketball player who came out as gay today. It's all the rage on ESPN. We're supposed to be celebrating his bravitude or somesuch. Not tolerating or shrugging, but celebrating a deviant sexual orientation. Celebrating. Like yay! YAY FOR GAY!

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger (now proudly posting via Chrome) at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (fMSaY)

51 Fen's law.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (mx5oN)

52 nodon'tgo

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (fsLdt)

53 "BaldwinÂ’s language was improper and his context was no excuse, but his tweets didnÂ’t reflect his Â“history of actively supporting LGBT equality.Â”

That's right. I love the homos and usually support the whiny little bastids whenever possible.

Posted by: Alex Baldwin at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (Dwehj)

54 I suspect this man was molested by a homosexual relative during childhood.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (nEIMV)

55 I think Evil Alec Baldwin is actually a clone. Financed and programmed by the Koch Brothers, of course...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 09, 2014 02:02 PM (nsQhi)

56 Didn't he promise to quit twitter? What's up with that?

Posted by: tasker at April 09, 2014 02:03 PM (RJMhd)

57 Didn't this useless turd recently announce his leaving 'public' life? Well ...he did promise us he would leave the country if W got elected. So he is a two time liar.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:03 PM (NKBxV)

58 Aww, that is a cute doggeh.

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2014 02:04 PM (Z1SI2)

Alec Baldwin doesn't like women very much. Remember the message he left for his daughter?

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2014 02:05 PM (btTLZ)

60 "The film ABOVE ALL ELSE shows how oil, and keystone in particular, destroy our lives." *** Man what a douche. The Keystone pipeline hasn't even happened--yet he is sure it will "destroy'' our lives.

Posted by: tasker at April 09, 2014 02:06 PM (RJMhd)

61 he.just.doesn't.care at this point what difference does it make!? /s

Posted by: Puncher at April 09, 2014 02:06 PM (1YgVg)

62 It sure seems ESPN is into teh social issues. Do they still cover actual sports?

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 02:07 PM (MMC8r)

63 Did he ever do any acting work after Beetlejuice? Or does he just work for that bank now?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:08 PM (pgQxn)

64 Well shit I wasn't gonna get on ESPN any other way. I'd say I've got a kid to support but I think we all know it doesn't work that way. But my brain doesn't work properly sexually so I've got to cash in somehow.

Posted by: Derrick Gordon at April 09, 2014 02:08 PM (fMSaY)

65 I'm making hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:09 PM (m9qVG)

66 Capitol One needs to have Arec and Samuel on the same commercial screaming about what is in your wallet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 02:09 PM (lDQn8)

67 Oh wait, he was in Team America - I forgot about that.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:09 PM (pgQxn)

68 And then I'm gonna hide them.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:09 PM (m9qVG)

69 It sure seems ESPN is into teh social issues. Do they still cover actual sports?

We're the Media Matters of sports reporting.

Posted by: ESPN-LGBT at April 09, 2014 02:10 PM (Dwehj)

70 ...in the fridge.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:10 PM (m9qVG)

71 Moar cute dog pics : http://tinyurl.com/mcr3axz

http://tinyurl.com/3c2shs

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 09, 2014 02:10 PM (5UteM)

72 "63 It sure seems ESPN is into teh social issues. Do they still cover actual sports?" Coming up next on SportsCenter, we'll explore how UConn's dual national championships in men's and women's basketball can help us as a society towards a greater acceptance of bisexuality.

Posted by: ESPN SportsCenter, Now Minus The Sports at April 09, 2014 02:10 PM (fMSaY)

73 ESPN has a broad on in the mid-day. She is very stupid. Very.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:11 PM (m9qVG)

74 You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-Il at April 09, 2014 02:11 PM (e/gvy)

75 Yeah, weird how the Ultimate Warrior is suddenly ultimately dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:12 PM (m9qVG)

76 Is this where I order a box of chicken farts?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 09, 2014 02:12 PM (dTh2r)

77 "a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. " I thought they'd changed the rule to coughing/sneezing into your shoulder.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2014 02:13 PM (hFL/3)

http://tinyurl.com/3c2shs

I will call him "Spidey" and I will love him and hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:14 PM (fsLdt)

79 "a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. " I thought the new rule was into the shoulder, elbow or down your shirt.

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2014 02:15 PM (ILBCY)

80 Ayaan Hirsi Ali has responded to Brandeis.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/ayaan-hirsi-ali-speaks_786719.html

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 02:15 PM (ZKzrr)

81 a new study shows covering your mouth when you ~~sneeze/cough~~ shill junk science does not hide the fact you are spewing BS.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 02:16 PM (lDQn8)

82 Ultimate Warrior drops dead. The medical professionals call his cause of death, get this, a catastrophic medical condition. No shit, Dr. Sherlock.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:16 PM (m9qVG)

83 a new study shows

When you see those four words, run for your lives.

Posted by: Zombie John Stuart Mill at April 09, 2014 02:16 PM (Dwehj)

84 fucker

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2014 02:16 PM (Z1SI2)

85 We're not interested in female genital mutilation in Africa. The hot take is self-identification as a homosexual in America.

Posted by: Media! Media Everywhere! at April 09, 2014 02:17 PM (fMSaY)

86 Never go full Gibson.

Posted by: RDJ[/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 02:17 PM (DL2i+)

87 I haven't punched a fag in years!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 09, 2014 02:18 PM (oFCZn)

88 86 We're not interested in female genital mutilation in Africa. The hot take is self-identification as a homosexual in America. Posted by: Media! Media Everywhere! at April 09, 2014 06:17 PM (fMSaY) I'm oppressed!

Posted by: Jason Collins at April 09, 2014 02:18 PM (mx5oN)

89 His real name was, get this, James Hellwig. Is that a great name or what!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:18 PM (m9qVG)

Ultimate Warrior drops dead. The medical professionals call his cause of death, get this, a catastrophic medical condition.

No shit, Dr. Sherlock.

He has DPS.

Dead People Syndrome.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:18 PM (fsLdt)

91 "cause of death, get this, a catastrophic medical condition. " Yeah, cessation of life... that's pretty catastrophic. I have to agree with those guys there. They're taking a controversial position, but ultimately the right one, I think.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger (now proudly posting via Chrome) at April 09, 2014 02:18 PM (fMSaY)

92 War on women supercedes actual persecution if women. Baldwin is a party member so he will be fine

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2014 02:19 PM (sarjk)

93 Cause of death: His shit went all kablooey!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:19 PM (m9qVG)

94 The hot take is self-identification as a homosexual in America.

***

But don't you dare think for a moment that being ghey is a choice because it totes isn't!

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:19 PM (e/gvy)

95 I have nothing against gays, especially the women, but I do have a problem with 1 dude penetrating another. How does that make me anti-gay?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 09, 2014 02:20 PM (5UteM)

96 His real name was, get this, James Hellwig.

***

But he legally changed it to Warrior at some point.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:20 PM (e/gvy)

His daughter, who appears to be following in his footsteps as an attention whore, posted another ridiculous video of herself:

Was that recorded on a 1952 iPhone?

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:20 PM (fsLdt)

98 He's only mostly dead.

Posted by: Miracle Max at April 09, 2014 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

99 Speaking of Ultimate Warrior, who was totally outside my sphere of awareness until he died, this piece on him was a good read.

http://is.gd/XnCOe3

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 02:21 PM (ZKzrr)

100 "a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. " Calling BS on this. Stand in front of me when I sneeze uncovered. Then stand in front when I sneeze with my hand covering my mouth. Pretty sure you go sans slobber when I sneeze covered.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2014 02:21 PM (0cMkb)

101 But he legally changed it to Warrior at some point. That is true. Hopefully it was Warrior Hellwig, not James Warrior.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:21 PM (m9qVG)

102 Remember when he was nicknamed the Anabolic Warrior? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:21 PM (pgQxn)

103 Lets test this sneeze theory by sneezing on Arec Bardwin....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (lDQn8)

104 What's wrong with Arec? Could it be that Kim Jong "Chubby Boy" Un stole one of Arec's "interests", called Arec a "skeevy old man", and blocked Twitter and Facebook access? ... wrath, scorned ... etc.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (FlRtG)

105 Hopefully it was Warrior Hellwig, not James Warrior.

***

Neither.

Just Warrior.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (e/gvy)

106 "a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. Doesn't that depend on what you cover your mouth with?

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (zcpv7)

107 Ultimate Warrior drops dead. The medical professionals call his cause of death, get this, a catastrophic medical condition. Sub-optimal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (NKBxV)

108

Cause of death? He stopped breathing. Much like saying it's not the fall that kills ya, it's the abrupt stop.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (jucos)

109 Every seventh year, just on general principle, we should confiscate all the money and real property owned or controlled by these Hollywood maggots. The money and property should then be given to the Indian Tribes.

Posted by: Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (1mtKP)

110 When did he go from Dingo Warrior to Ultimate Warrior? I remember both - but was he Dingo before he went to WWF?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (pgQxn)

111 There's this brouhaha shaping up in Nevada, some are calling it the next Lexington and Concord. Fuck Baldwin.

Posted by: Beyond Disgusted at April 09, 2014 02:22 PM (thLL8)

112 "It sure seems ESPN is into teh social issues. Do they still cover actual sports"
Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

I left them about five years ago. They started this horse-puckey at least fifteen years ago. They're going the way of M.T.V. Fewer sporting events, more "Serious, You Guys Programming".

Once they started diminishing baseball coverage, I noticed "Outside the Lines" reruns; and Wilbon, Kornheiser and Olberman were getting "Serious, You Guys Shows".

I only watch baseball games and NFL games there, now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 02:23 PM (lq3Ak)

113 He was, in his prime, an amazing physical specimen.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:23 PM (m9qVG)

114 Stand in front of me when I sneeze uncovered. Then stand in front when I sneeze with my hand covering my mouth. Pretty sure you go sans slobber when I sneeze covered. Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2014 06:21 PM (0cMkb) __________ But the germs still make it to me, slobber or no.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 02:23 PM (0LHZx)

115 "a new study shows covering your mouth when you sneeze/cough is useless. Doesn't that depend on what you cover your mouth with? Bewbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:23 PM (NKBxV)

116 I'm old enough to remember when ESPN was mostly about sports. The good ole days. I don't watch much ESPN anymore. I'll make an exception this week though. The first 2 rounds of The Masters will be on ESPN so I'll watch as much of it as I can (work will get in the way). Once The Masters are over I'll go back to ignoring it until The U.S. Open in June.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 02:23 PM (Wza82)

117 When did he go from Dingo Warrior to Ultimate Warrior?

I remember both - but was he Dingo before he went to WWF?

***

He was Dingo Warrior in World Class Championship Wrestling in Dallas, pre-WWF.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:24 PM (e/gvy)

118 "But the germs still make it to me, slobber or no." Depends on the germs.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2014 02:24 PM (hFL/3)

119 Why is "getting down on your knees" considered an insult?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 09, 2014 02:24 PM (/cUUk)

120 He was, in his prime, an amazing physical specimen.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:23 PM (m9qVG)

___________________

Sadly, better living through pharmacuticals. Ultimately leads to premature death. A lot of the steroidal wrestling types leave us decades before they should.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 02:24 PM (jucos)

121 So Alec Baldwin goes to the gay well once again? I'm sensing a pattern. If this continues, I'll assume the man is a self-hating gay.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 09, 2014 02:25 PM (1CroS)

122 I've arrived on this thread with a big ol' box of contrarian!

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 09, 2014 02:25 PM (Dwehj)

123 The germs are far less likely to reach you. The study discusses some magical "cloud" of vapors that circulate the room. Well, of course, in a close area without ventilation! Anyone who has ever farted know this..

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:25 PM (m9qVG)

124 OnceThe Masters are over I'll go back to ignoring it until The U.S. Open in June. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 06:23 PM (Wza82) Do you have a favorite?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:25 PM (IXrOn)

125 If this continues, I'll assume the man is a self-hating gay.

***

Is he big enough to be a bear? He's sure as fuck hairy enough.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:26 PM (e/gvy)

126 50 Y'all chill. We should not be talking about this. We should be talking about the random college basketball player who came out as gay today. It's all the rage on ESPN. We're supposed to be celebrating his bravitude or somesuch. Not tolerating or shrugging, but celebrating a deviant sexual orientation. Celebrating. Like yay! YAY FOR GAY! Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger (now proudly posting via Chrome) at April 09, 2014 06:02 PM (fMSaY) ________ There are more articles on this story right now on Google News than there are about Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 02:26 PM (0LHZx)

127 Steroids is a helluva drug.

Posted by: I'm Ultimate Warrior, BITCH! at April 09, 2014 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

128 Arrec Barwin is insult to brain!!

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:26 PM (fsLdt)

129 Hey Alec, while your digging, you could polish my helmet.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at April 09, 2014 02:26 PM (HxSXm)

130 104 Remember when he was nicknamed the Anabolic Warrior? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 06:21 PM (pgQxn)

I never knew he got promoted from warrior, second-class. If he was the ghey, I would have like to been manhandled by him.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 09, 2014 02:27 PM (Kkt/i)

131 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run :
http://tinyurl.com/l8fpr5n

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 09, 2014 02:27 PM (5UteM)

132 Yeah, WCW. I was trying to remember which - I, er my Wife was totally into that stuff. It dawned on me before this - seeing an episode of Toy Collector that we've got all kinds of wrestling stuff from the mid 80's probably still in packages. Macho Man, Hulk - and sadly I always hated Ultimate. Then I felt sorry for him when his schtick started getting old. He was too nice to want to turn heel - which worked great for Hulk. Didn't he become a Baptist Minister?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:27 PM (pgQxn)

133 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run

***

That's just silly. 9-month-olds can't even run.

Those wacky Pockeystonnies.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:28 PM (e/gvy)

134 135 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run : http://tinyurl.com/l8fpr5n Posted by: Dr Spank at April 09, 2014 06:27 PM (5UteM) __________ These fucking people are insane. There is no other word for it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 02:29 PM (0LHZx)

135 Brother Stephen to Alec: Grow up. Brother Billy: Dude.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:29 PM (IXrOn)

136 Then I felt sorry for him when his schtick started getting old. Schticks get old & wrinkly on the steroids.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (NKBxV)

137 Isn't Stephen Baldwin one of ours? Or is it Billy?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (e/gvy)

138 Speaking of such things, I decided yesterday to experiment with HGH. I am sicking of getting old.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (m9qVG)

139 Here's some bipartisan action I like.

Indiana senators try to save your bratwurst

http://is.gd/zgSxvO

Only thing Tammy Baldwin has ever done in her entire life that isn't total bullshit.

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (ZKzrr)

140 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run Walk Don't Run.

Posted by: The Ventures at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (zcpv7)

141 Isn't Stephen Baldwin one of ours? Or is it Billy? Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 06:30 PM (e/gvy) Stephen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:30 PM (IXrOn)

142

A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run :
http://tinyurl.com/l8fpr5n

Holy crap...that's real?!?!

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (fsLdt)

143 sn't Stephen Baldwin one of ours? Or is it Billy? I believe it's Adam. And no relation.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (NKBxV)

144 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run

Binky Akbar!!!

Posted by: Baby Jihadi at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (Dwehj)

145 There's a point where "pugnaciousness" crosses the line into "serious mental disorder" and I think Alex has leapt over that line.

Posted by: Null at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (xjpRj)

146 Only thing Tammy Baldwin has ever done in her entire life that isn't total bullshit.

***

Funny, I thought she wasn't into sausages.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (e/gvy)

147 "If you screw this up, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong." This line of dialogue elicited these comments from my children. (Some levity for your day.) 8 yr old - I don't know what that means, but I know it's bad. 9 yr old - I know what it means. It's like being the head crud picker in the cafeteria.

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (ILBCY)

148 135 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run Told you they could be vicious little bastards.

Posted by: Free Hat! at April 09, 2014 02:32 PM (kmlK6)

149 146 A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run :http://tinyurl.com/l8fpr5n

Holy crap...that's real?!?!

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 06:31 PM (fsLdt)

The Pakistanis out-onion the Onion.

Posted by: flounder at April 09, 2014 02:32 PM (Kkt/i)

150 A 9 month old baby who could tear down and reassemble an AK-47 in a minute twenty. I know 18 month olds that can't do that.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:32 PM (pgQxn)

151 I believe it's Adam. And no relation.

***

I know that, but I'm pretty sure one of the actual Baldwins is a Moron.

(As opposed to Alec, who's just a moron.)

Posted by: cool arrow at April 09, 2014 02:32 PM (e/gvy)

152 >>>I decided yesterday to experiment with HGH. When you decide to jump the fence, completely, let me know.

Posted by: AHC aka Anderson Hays Cooper at April 09, 2014 02:32 PM (zcpv7)

153 Alec Baldwin would have liked his evening show more and been more successful if there hadn't been so many "c*cksucking fags" in his studio audience.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2014 02:33 PM (oJUxt)

154 What was the factoid about contaminated aerosols? I think they can circulate for about half an hour in a typical room. And it takes about six viable viruses (at least for influenza which is highly contagious) to cause an infection. So even if you don't get hit by a phlegm bomb, it's the aerosols that are the hidden danger. Speaking of phlegm bombs, how 'bout that Alec Baldwin guy?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 09, 2014 02:33 PM (1CroS)

155 Dead People Syndrome What degree of dead is that? Is it just "dead," or "dead dead?"

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 02:33 PM (8MjqI)

156 I've arrived on this thread with a big ol' box of contrarian!

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 09, 2014 06:25 PM (Dwehj)

________________

No you didn't

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 02:33 PM (jucos)

157

The Pakistanis out-onion the Onion.
[[/i]

I thought it *was* the Onion. WTF?

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:34 PM (fsLdt)

158 Metaphysically challenged.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 09, 2014 02:34 PM (pgQxn)

159 Dead People Syndrome What degree of dead is that? Is it just "dead," or "dead dead?" Room Temp Dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 02:34 PM (NKBxV)

160 127: Matt Kuchar. He's got to win a Major sometime. He's too good not too. This is kind of a home game for him too. Not sure where he grew up but he did go to GTech.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 02:35 PM (Wza82)

161 I saw Phlegm Bomb open up for Soul Coughing at The Roxxy in 1996!

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 02:35 PM (zcpv7)

162 90 His real name was, get this, James Hellwig. Is that a great name or what! Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:18 PM (m9qVG) Huh?

Posted by: Hugh Helltoupée at April 09, 2014 02:35 PM (AWmfW)

163 Pakistan is a NUCLEAR POWER.

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

164 Nice to know that a baby can go from disposable "choice" -->Murderer in 9 months. He'll have to wait until he's 26 to be enough of an adult to get his own health plan.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 02:36 PM (gzJJ2)

165 169 Pakistan is a NUCLEAR POWER.

Posted by: --- at April 09, 2014 06:36 PM (MMC8r)

Meh.

Posted by: Crimson Jihad at April 09, 2014 02:36 PM (Kkt/i)

166 "As usual, I have to say that I think this Zero Tolerance regime for anything borderline offensive is ridiculous. But that's the world Alec Baldwin promotes, so he should be the first to live by its absurd rules." Yes, but Point II severely dilutes the far more important Point I. Because every scalp that is taken in the name of Political Correctness just strengthens the creed, and it doesn't matter a bit whether it's one of "ours" or "theirs." So while I agree with both points made in the post, I think that we really need to hammer Point I, and just stick to how ridiculous, small minded, humorless, anti intellectual and fundamentally dickless it is to live in this "lest we offend" mode.

Posted by: NYC Parent at April 09, 2014 02:37 PM (HEo6y)

167 garrett: "I saw Phlegm Bomb open up for Soul Coughing at The Roxxy in 1996!" I knew someone was going to roll with that one. Good times.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 09, 2014 02:38 PM (1CroS)

168 Speaking of such things, I decided yesterday to experiment with HGH. Your new sock shall be- ****MEGA-BROW****

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2014 02:40 PM (0cMkb)

169 I'm prety phlegmatic about the whole issue.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2014 02:40 PM (fsLdt)

170 >>>> If this continues, I'll assume the man is a self-hating gay. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 09, 2014 06:25 PM (1CroS) Well, he did come out of the closet at the end of Rock of Ages and kissed Russell Brand on the mouth. It looked like he liked it too.

Posted by: L, elle at April 09, 2014 02:41 PM (TAd8I)

171 158 What was the factoid about contaminated aerosols? I think they can circulate for about half an hour in a typical room. And it takes about six viable viruses (at least for influenza which is highly contagious) to cause an infection. Eh, you take the full hit of a phlegm bomb. I'll stand over on the other side of the room for half an hour. Let's see who gets sick.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2014 02:42 PM (0cMkb)

172 Nood thread up

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:45 PM (kAniV)

173 There's a scimitar hidden in my diaper.

Posted by: Baby Jihadi at April 09, 2014 02:45 PM (Dwehj)

174 naturalfake: "Eh, you take the full hit of a phlegm bomb." Not me, man. I'll be outside admiring the band-aid from my vaccination regime.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 09, 2014 02:53 PM (1CroS)

175 Indiana senators try to save your bratwurst

Don't see a lot of EUcrats running to save Kiev from the frying pan do we.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 03:20 PM (DL2i+)

176 What's you two guys' names - Kneel and Bob - or is that what ya do?

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 09, 2014 03:30 PM (Ojgjr)

177 Methinks alec doth protest too much. Leftie twink that enjoys dressing up like a man in movies. Career goal: fluffer for porno films.

Posted by: 4th ID RVN at April 09, 2014 03:31 PM (sK0Ia)

178 "A Pakistani baby(9 months olde) charged with attempted murder is now on the run" =============== He's not on the run, he's in hiding. And he's not really in hiding, he's just playing peek-a-boo.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 09, 2014 03:31 PM (/AHDz)

179 ________________________________

Nothing like a Alec Baldwin to get us over hump day.

Posted by: _Dave_ at April 09, 2014 04:23 PM (u9E/o)

180 ________________________________

- Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: _Dave_ at April 09, 2014 04:23 PM (u9E/o)

181 When Teh Fred remarked in Hunt for Red October that things would get out of control and we'd be lucky to live through it he had remarkable foresight into where AB was headed. That crashing F-14 was actually symbolic of The Bloated Homo Hater's career and public persona.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 09, 2014 04:25 PM (dvRYt)

182 I think Baldwin is one of the better actor in America. Do bad he's a 'tard in real life.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 04:44 PM (KlVdw)

183 "While you're on your knees, you can polish my Emmys," Baldwin added in another snide remark." Should I polish your Oscars too....oh, wait.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 09, 2014 06:30 PM (79AXR)

184 My idea of a "feel-good" story is seeing Obama stepping onto an old B707 to be sent off to exile in North Korea, and to be met with a flame-thrower equipped honor guard upon landing.

Posted by: R. M. Nixon at April 09, 2014 06:31 PM (HFSaY)

185 The Zero Tolerance for people saying offensive is a weapon the left wields, and you know what? It works. It works every single time. We should employ that to, and hit back with it just as hard. Why? Because as Alinsky once said, you have to hold the other guy accountable to his own standards, and no one can hold their standards, not in a whole party of individuals. and the next step is to then expose the other guy as a hypocrite. You can give no quarter because the Democrats do not. You can't let them get away with it because to do so is to let them brand you, which they have already done with the Republican party. Taking the high road with an opponent like this is like bringing a pickle fork to an armored tank battle. I honestly don't think the Republican brass knows their enemy, which is a gross violation of the rules of engagement - of any kind!

Posted by: MistressOverdone at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (2/oBD)

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