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June 26, 2012

And NBC...
— CAC

brings the lulz with their latest registered voter poll, claiming Obama crushes Romney in the swing states 50-42, when blue states are collapsing (he leads Romney nationally 47-44 in the...same poll).

Can't wait for internals.

Poll is D+8, with leaning independents closes a little, 42% D to 38% R. Amongst those saying they voted in 2008, they said Obama over McCain 41% to 30%.

Fun fact- this poll actually pushes Obama's lead down in the national average. Their last one gave him a wider lead.

I cannot wait until NBC switches to likely voters.

The suicide hotline desk at MSNBC will melt, compress and implode into a black hole of suffering if these numbers keep trending downards.

Posted by: CAC at 02:33 PM | Comments (88)
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1 Andrea Mitchell did a great job with this poll.

Posted by: The Q at June 26, 2012 02:35 PM (B/yDO)

2 Andrea Mitchell has been massaging the numbers with her bony-ass hand-claws again.

Posted by: Cicero at June 26, 2012 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

3 NBC is a stuttering cluster*uck of a miserable network.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 26, 2012 02:36 PM (7TwHV)

4 That's "Teh Lolz" CAC... sheesh.

Posted by: Adc at June 26, 2012 02:37 PM (VCCe8)

5 NBC sure is racking up that under desk time with Obama, Andrea at least has to be right behind Matthews waiting her turn.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 26, 2012 02:37 PM (Ngi7s)

6 Andrea is way worse with numbers than I was. If you can believe that's possible.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at June 26, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)

7 "The rap on flyover country: it doesn't represent the rest of the country Â– too white, too evangelical, too rural."

Posted by: The Wit and Wisdom of Andrea Mitchell at June 26, 2012 02:39 PM (QKKT0)

8 fap fap fappa fap fap fap

Posted by: Greg the Poll Fapping Troll at June 26, 2012 02:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

9 We may have added a few pyrotechnics to this poll.

Posted by: NBC Dateline at June 26, 2012 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

10 6 "that under desk time with Obama, Andrea at least has to be right behind Matthews waiting her turn."

Sgt. Schultz would join in, but he can't fit underneath the desk

Posted by: The Q at June 26, 2012 02:41 PM (B/yDO)

Comcast must love their investment in 51% of NBC.

Posted by: rd at June 26, 2012 02:41 PM (9sUlj)

12 Allah to post a "gulp" and "uh-oh" post on Hot Air accepting this polls as the standard in 5... 4.. 3 ..

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2012 02:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

13 ALL THEY HAVE LEFT IS LIES

and dribs and drabs of treason

Posted by: guy who regrets the all caps at June 26, 2012 02:42 PM (Dll6b)

14 I call anyone voting for O'Bumbles "a Leaner".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 26, 2012 02:43 PM (ndlFj)

15 This poll has been deceptively edited.

Posted by: nickless at June 26, 2012 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

16 12
Comcast must love their investment in 51% of NBC. Posted by: rd at June 26, 2012 06:41 PM

They probably consider it a loss leader like GE does. As long as NBC and their subsidiaries keep up the fairy tales for the SCOAMF, no bill curtailing Comcast's cable monopolies or other business interests will leave the Oval Office

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2012 02:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

17 Many Bothans polished knobs to bring us this information. And by Bothans, I mean Andrea Mitchell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2012 02:45 PM (ccXZP)

18 "Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party" - Josef Stalin Of course in his day, there was no television. But NBC has learned and applied his underlying philosophy.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 26, 2012 02:46 PM (+Uv5V)

19 The only thing I can surmise from this is that NBC's definition of 'leaner' clearly means someone who drinks lean...

I ain't denouncing myself. Do the work yourselves, you lazy bastiches.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 26, 2012 02:47 PM (x8wJs)

20 NoMittObama 2012

Posted by: NoMittens at June 26, 2012 02:48 PM (z8Cts)

21 Hey, I registered to vote yesterday! So that's one Boulder hobo who won't be running up O's score in November.

That is, of course, assuming that Boulder is still on the map by then . . . there's a Flagstaff fire, now. It's visible throughout the county

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 26, 2012 02:49 PM (QTHTd)

22 21 Hold your breath 'til November, then.

Posted by: nickless at June 26, 2012 02:50 PM (MMC8r)

23 Posted by: NoMittens at June 26, 2012 06:48 PM (z8Cts)

Thanks for sharing. Oh, and

RON PAUL!!!!!11eleventy!!1111!!

Posted by: Cicero at June 26, 2012 02:50 PM (QKKT0)

24 You guys never listen to me.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at June 26, 2012 02:50 PM (kqqGm)

25 Any poll involving NBC deserves to be OTed quickly, so I bring some nice snark from Joel Pollak at Breitbart:

Former White House social secretary Desiree Rogers is nothing more than a vulture capitalist who, as CEO of Johnson Publishing, is laying off hundreds of workers so that she and a clutch of greedy investors can walk away with the profits. Another way of putting it would be that she was brought in to help save a struggling African-American company. But the Obama campaign has taught us a new way to talk about capitalism.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7ndb94r

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2012 02:52 PM (ccXZP)

26 You guys never listen to me. Posted by: Winston Wolf at June 26, 2012 06:50 PM (kqqGm) I'll listen, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: nickless at June 26, 2012 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

27 Comcast must love their investment in 51% of NBC.

They hate America too, so they're good with it.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 26, 2012 02:52 PM (HtUdo)

28 Damn. Boulder is a long way from Flag.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2012 02:52 PM (TmLJz)

NBC released another poll at the same time that said that 85 percent of men think Andrea Mitchell is hot.

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 26, 2012 02:53 PM (nTgAI)

30 This poll by NBC is so pathetic it's boring.

Posted by: mpfs at June 26, 2012 02:53 PM (iYbLN)

31 13 Allah to post a "gulp" and "uh-oh" post on Hot Air accepting this polls as the standard in 5... 4.. 3 ..

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2012 06:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

Honest to God...they treat every poll as gospel...up down or sideways...'till the end of the analysis when they note the sample is BS

Posted by: rukiddingme? at June 26, 2012 02:53 PM (MbeEN)

Very liberal 10

Somewhat liberal 15

Moderate 36

Somewhat conservative 20

Very conservative 16

But then

Strong Dem 21

Moderate Dem 11

Lean Dem 10

Indy 14

Lean Rep 14

Moderate Rep 11

Strong Rep 13

Seems a bit odd.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 26, 2012 02:53 PM (C2//T)

33 garrett- I meant this Flagstaff - http://tinyurl.com/7chaasa.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 26, 2012 02:54 PM (QTHTd)

34 Comcast must love their investment in 51% of NBC.

They hate America too, so they're good with it.

Based on what I hear about their Internet service, I believe that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 26, 2012 02:54 PM (x8wJs)

35 OT, but why must Barky keep pretending to be a White Sox fan, given that, when asked, he couldn't name a single one of their players? And given that he thinks they play at Cominsky Field?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 26, 2012 02:54 PM (C8mVl)

36 Again: polling. Worth crap this early. A lot of people will say they like Obama when they don't really because they fear being called racist. November is going to stun and shock the legacy media.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 26, 2012 02:54 PM (r4wIV)

37 15 I call anyone voting for O'Bumbles "a Leaner".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 26, 2012 06:43 PM (ndlFj)

I prefer "well-intentioned 'tards"

Posted by: model_1066 at June 26, 2012 02:54 PM (YbQJm)

38 Andrea Mitchell.
Obama is your husband, too.
Now fork over!

Posted by: maverick muse at June 26, 2012 02:55 PM (BAnPT)

39 All is lost. Looks like Obama again. Oh well. I am dis-heartened enough to stay home.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 26, 2012 02:55 PM (jucos)

Internals:

42% Dem, 38% R.

23% union member or union household.

41% voted for Obama v 30% for McCain.

Somehow, I don't think this is exactly a snapshot of the electorate this November, yet Obama still is only leading 47% to 44%.

It's not so much a poll as a "composite" of hope, cocoon stuffing, and rainbows.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at June 26, 2012 02:55 PM (Hj9yW)

41 It will be funny when that idiot Greg shows up on threads late tonight or tomorrow bringing up this poll.

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2012 02:56 PM (GULKT)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 26, 2012 06:54 PM (QTHTd)

I figured as much...

If ALL of Flagstaff, az. went up it'd barely be visible from Durango.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2012 02:56 PM (TmLJz)

43 Comcast's investment in MSNBC is why they cannot get my damn internet to run properly.

I was supposed to get a new modem today. Did it arrive? No.

Did the technician who was supposed to come out and check the connections arrive last week? No.

Do I get customer service reps who are knowledgeable? No.

And the last time that I called them, they couldn't answer mebecause their computer system was down.

I wish I had my old company back, Insight. They ran out of Indiana and it was faster and I never had problems. Comcast bought them out.

Do not ever deal with democrat-owned companies, if you have a choice. They are incompetent.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2012 02:56 PM (GoIUi)

44 Yeah Comcast. They overcharge and underdeliver. You get about half the download speed they promise. But they're the only game in town so...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 26, 2012 02:57 PM (r4wIV)

Poll is D+8, with leaners, balloons to D+12. Amongst those saying they voted in 2008, they said Obama over McCain 41% to 30%.

Oh.. my.. God. They are really testing the theory that "If you torture the numbers enough they will confess to anything."

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 26, 2012 02:58 PM (0q2P7)

46 2012 Obama's Theme Song:

"Green Fields"

Once there were green fields,
Kissed by the sun.
Once there were valleys,
Where rivers used to run.
Once there were blue skies,
With white clouds high above.
once they were part of,
An everlasting love.
We were the lovers who,
Strolled through Green Fields.

Green fields are gone now,
Parched by the sun.
Gone from the valleys,
Where rivers used to run.
Gone with the cold wind,
That swept into my heart.
Gone with the lovers,
Who let their dreams depart.

Where are the green fields,
That we used to roam?

I'll never know what,
Made you run away.
How can I keep searching
When dark clouds hide the day..

I only know there's,
Nothing here for me.
Nothing in this wide world,
Left for me to see.

Still I'll keep on waiting,
Until you return.
I'll keep on waiting,
Until the day you learn.
You can't be happy,
While your heart's on the roam,
You can't be happy
Until You bring it home.
Home to the green fields
And me once again.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 26, 2012 02:58 PM (BAnPT)

47 Was there any editing involved in this poll ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 26, 2012 02:59 PM (e8kgV)

48 Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2012 06:56 PM (GoIUi)

I hate my cable company because they overcharge and bundle everything. But....the internet connection is fast and robust, and the techs really do know what they are talking about.

And it's owned by Republicans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 26, 2012 03:01 PM (nEUpB)

49 I would bet that if you rammed into the rear end of this poll it would explode.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 26, 2012 03:02 PM (jucos)

50 so, is this everything obama has for the campaign? an echo chamber in a chicago office building with a buncho of obamabots working cross purposes by sending out microtargeted messages that necessarily contradict each other and everyone in the media hanging desperately to the availability / preference cascade?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2012 03:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

51 I prefer "well-intentioned 'tards" Posted by: model_1066 at June 26, 2012 06:54 PM (YbQJm) Don't worry, scro'...there's plenty of 'tards living kick-ass lives these days...my ex-wife is a 'tard. She's a pilot.

Posted by: Dr. Idiocracy at June 26, 2012 03:02 PM (KZi9D)

Boulder Toilet Hobo,

The smoke is already heavy here (Westminster).

Congrats on registering!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 26, 2012 03:02 PM (W3UHW)

53 "I would bet that if you rammed into the rear end of this poll it would explode."
With joy!

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 26, 2012 03:02 PM (r4wIV)

54 Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 26, 2012 07:02 PM (jucos)

I'm next!

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 26, 2012 03:04 PM (nEUpB)

55 Don't worry, scro'...there's plenty of 'tards living kick-ass lives these days...my ex-wife is a 'tard.

She's a pilot.

Did she bother learning to land?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 26, 2012 03:06 PM (x8wJs)

I'd pay a nice chunk of change to see what Obama's internal polling is showing.

Bet it shows Mitt by 10 nationally.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at June 26, 2012 03:08 PM (VrVBw)

57 OT, but why must Barky keep pretending to be a White Sox fan, given that, when asked, he couldn't name a single one of their players? And given that he thinks they play at Cominsky Field?[//i]

Cominsky? He's related to Trotsky amiright? Who else would I root for?

Posted by: barack obumbles at June 26, 2012 03:11 PM (p18em)

59 "Cominsky? He's related to Trotsky amiright?" Dang! That explains it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 26, 2012 03:12 PM (C8mVl)

60 So using +8.. they still cant Obama ahead of the MOE? Idiots. I have a feeling November will be a landslide

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 26, 2012 03:12 PM (DGIjM)

61 Posted by: barack obumbles at June 26, 2012 07:11 PM (p18em) That was by far the best Obama speech I ever heard.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 26, 2012 03:12 PM (R5yLq)

62 there was a point (post palin, pre-suspending the campaign) that McCain was trending in the right direction. Remember Winston Wolfs sage advice morons.

Posted by: california red at June 26, 2012 03:13 PM (xC7pk)

63 Obama at least like baseball more than Clinton. He despised the game - too American, I guess. That was one thing I really admired about President Bush the younger. He obviously loves baseball and could throw a real pitch.
I'd run for president just to throw out the first pitch if I had the cash.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 26, 2012 03:14 PM (r4wIV)

64 here was a point (post palin, pre-suspending the campaign) that McCain was trending in the right direction. McCain was by far the weakest candidate I've seen the republicans nominate in my lifetime, the only one that comes close was Bob Dole. To make matters worse, his campaign staff sucked worse than he did - honestly if any of those fucking idgits ever get hired by another political campaign ever again I'd be stunned.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 26, 2012 03:17 PM (R5yLq)

65 My God why don't they just poll Michele, Matthew's and Mitchell and declare Obama the winner. Cancel the election.

Posted by: marie at June 26, 2012 03:18 PM (P9OJs)

66 Why is WSJ hooked up with NBC? Someones dick is getting sucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 26, 2012 03:20 PM (KZI7g)

67 >>>there was a point (post palin, pre-suspending the campaign) that McCain was trending in the right direction.Remember Winston Wolfs sage advicemorons.

This isn't about blowjobs, this is about the pollsters having to cook the books, and then cook them some more, and then stick them in the microwave because they still aren't cooked enough, in order to get O some favorable numbers. The purpose of this poll is to make us go "oh noes!!!" and lose moral, (Something AP is all TOO willing to accommodate) and make it look artificially close to try to stave off the preference cascade and and lift moonbat moral. We need to dance on these polls when we get them so that those KOS poll trolls don't have a valid meme to form.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 26, 2012 03:21 PM (0q2P7)

68 My God why don't they just poll Michele, Matthew's and Mitchell and
declare Obama the winner. Cancel the election.

Posted by: marie at June 26, 2012 07:18 PM (P9OJs)

They're working on that.

Posted by: Beto at June 26, 2012 03:21 PM (BAnPT)

69 My God why don't they just poll Michele, Matthew's and Mitchell and declare Obama the winner. Cancel the election. They keep trying. Sad but true. Not to worry though, I'm sure Obama will see a massive surge from the "I've been dead for years" vote as well as the "I'm a convicted felon and have no right to vote" voting blocks. Look for a nice healthy push from the "I'm not an American citizen but I'll be voting anyway" vote. I have a feeling this election will be so fraught with election fraud that it won't even be funny - My guess is it will somewhat reminiscent of the elections Hussien used to hold in Iraq.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 26, 2012 03:22 PM (R5yLq)

70 This isn't about blowjobs Ok, wow.. lost my interest right there. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 26, 2012 03:23 PM (R5yLq)

71 MSNBC/NBC

Lalalalalalalalaalalala...RACISTS!...we can't hear you, voters...lalalalalllaalalalalalala

Posted by: Paul Revere at June 26, 2012 03:31 PM (nvhqg)

72 You sure we're not whistling past the graveyard here, CAC?

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 26, 2012 03:36 PM (ogWsV)

73 You sure we're not whistling past the graveyard here, CAC?

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 26, 2012 07:36 PM (ogWsV)

Nope.

Best poll for Romney in months from NBC, btw.

Posted by: CAC at June 26, 2012 03:39 PM (axIvX)

74 Here's a "poll" number for you - the Democratic convention in Charlotte is facing a 28 million dollar budget shortfall. So they had to cancel the opening event they had planned at the Charlotte Motor Speedway and now they are planning some little meet and greet deal downtown instead. Yup, sounds like those Democrats are seriously fired up for good old whats his name alright! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 26, 2012 03:41 PM (R5yLq)

75 It's a given that MSM polls will always wildly oversample Democrats. It is part of their MO to get a poll to lead their news cycle.

The scary part is that usually the actual numbers on these polls typically show Dems and Reps evenly split; however, they actually go in after the fact and re-weight the poll to give Dems to 9 point lead.

In other words, they KNOW its bullshit but the DO it anyway.

Obama won by 7 in 2008 and he wins by 11 against McCain in this poll - what a guy!

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at June 26, 2012 03:55 PM (hlUJY)

I just watched th NBC newscast. subtle anti-Romney with Pro-Obama overtones.

Posted by: Fresh at June 26, 2012 03:58 PM (O7ksG)

77 "honestly if any of those fucking idgits ever get hired by another political campaign ever again I'd be stunned."
Michele Bachman hired one. Worked out great for her.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 26, 2012 04:00 PM (r4wIV)

78 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at June 26, 2012 04:01 PM (Ts9tU)

79 The suicide hotline desk at MSNBC will melt, compress and implode into a black hole of suffering if these numbers keep trending downards."

(With thick Austrian accent) I luff to hear the lamentations of libtard vomen!

Posted by: Conan the Conservative Barbarian at June 26, 2012 04:02 PM (+XVQe)

80 :shock:

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 26, 2012 04:11 PM (0q2P7)

81 This would be Greg the admitted liar?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 26, 2012 04:26 PM (QTHTd)

82 This would be Greg the admitted liar?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 26, 2012 08:26 PM (QTHTd)

Yes.

Greg, who was wrong EVEN ON RECALL NIGHT for Walker.

He doesn't know when to quit, because he is a troll.

Posted by: CAC at June 26, 2012 04:38 PM (axIvX)

He never shows up to defend anything, socks left and right, and hides when he's proven wrong, consistently.

You were here saying no chance for Michigan.

Now you've changed your tune, but still insist rightness on the rest.

How about some balls and some consistancy?

Posted by: CAC at June 26, 2012 04:40 PM (axIvX)

84 Is there something wrong with the MSM encouraging the eeejits to think that its O by a landslide. Maybe they'll think they can just chill instead of voting.

Posted by: chuckR at June 26, 2012 04:48 PM (UGxsK)

85 Polls of "registered voters" are not worth a whole lot. 62.4% of registered voters actually voted in the 2008 election. So, if turnout is the same this time around, that means 38% of the people responding to a "registered voters" poll wind up not voting. I always pay more attention to "likely voter" polls that also provide the proper balance of Democrats, Republicans, and independents.

Posted by: Restless at June 26, 2012 04:56 PM (/wpH/)

86 Dude, I'm nervous.

Posted by: Allahp*ssy at June 26, 2012 04:56 PM (ZETiK)

87 It was hard to masturbate to this video, but I did.

Posted by: Flex Crush at June 26, 2012 05:16 PM (rn2Ru)

88 I don't care what the polls say, Pennsylvania stays blue. Philly fraud and blindly loyal Dem union out-of-work coal miners will carry the day for Obama. Sad but true. Same with Wisconsin. So what if the state elected Walker 3 times in less than 2 years, they're gonna vote for the anti-Walker for President.

Posted by: Some guy who's not from PA or WI at June 26, 2012 11:27 PM (Asr6U)

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