March 18, 2012

Anybody Got Any Good Crackpot Theories?
— rdbrewer

Recall the Dunning-Kruger effect. In short, a personÂ’s incompetence inhibits their ability to recognize his or her incompetence. The people who think they are the smartest are the dumbest, essentially, because they are blind to their stupidity. The people who think they know better know the least. And isn't it interesting that they are almost always the first to hurl the insult "you're stupid"?

Anyway, I was reading about the police busting OWS people and closing Zuccotti Park today, and it occurred to me that there is a variation on the Dunning-Kruger effect that has to do with other forms of self-awareness. Several examples:

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who think they're the most egalitarian become the most sexist, biased, and/or prejudiced? Because of the fact they admire that quality in themselves, egalitarianism, they are blind to the reality that they are not. These are the people who say "flyover states" and "rednecks." These are the people who come down on Limbaugh for a single use of "slut" while thinking someone else's use of much worse language is okay.

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who regard themselves as the most open-minded are in fact the most close minded? Their errant self-view causes them to be blind to how close-minded they are. Progressives in many institutions like academia, for example, talk endlessly about diversity while at the same time denying, marginalizing, and shutting-up voices on the right. Conservative professors don't get tenure. Conservative voices on campus are shouted down and silenced by left wing perma-children. A more specific example: Andrew Breitbart was often called a fag by the most wonderful people in the world.

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who think they're making the world a nicer place are the ones who are making it worse? They have a blind spot for their own bad behavior. A specific example: Al Gore and energy usage. Gore wants to make the world a better place by decreasing reliance on fossil fuels. (Assume for a moment he actually believes his bullshit. I don't think he does.) While having a bigger carbon footprint than anyone else on the planet, with the exception of the president... who at least has an excuse.

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who think they are the best suited to lead others would often be the least suitable/capable to do so? Here's a quick example: One of the creepiest people I ever knew sought out positions of authority on ethical panels. He had to be one of the least ethical, least well-suited people to serve in such a position, but he thought he was fantastic, and very well-suited to judge the behavior of others. A friend quipped, to paraphrase, "The type of people who seek out positions of authority like this are usually the people you would least want to serve in those positions." We agreed that it's almost as if we should automatically eliminate anyone who volunteers for a such positions and recruit from those who do not.

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who think they're the most wonderful/moral are in fact the most horrible/flawed? Their self-regard blinds them to their bad behavior. Tea Party people, for example, left the National Mall cleaner than when they found it. OWS people crapped on the ground. Union protesters in Wisconsin and people at the Rally to Restore Sanity left a huge mess for others to clean up.

  • Doesn't it follow that the people who are the most selfish would believe themselves to be the most selfless? They want people to give more, to pay more taxes... so they themselves can have a bigger slice of the pie. Their self-view disables their ability to reality-test. Ever hear of a progressive avoiding a tax dodge? Related, doesn't it follow that the people most interested in redistribution of wealth would give the least? I recall reading an article about ten years ago that surveyed charity giving on a state-by-state per capita basis. Or maybe it was as a percentage of income. Anyway, the "flyover states" were the most giving. The least? Massachusetts. Followed by the usual suspects.

  • A more specific example: I've read several times that Michael Moore is one of the most painfully greedy people in the entertainment industry. Now, from his words and actions--well, at least from the image he tries to project--one would think he would be easy to work with. After all, he's all about justice and fairness. And doing good. Right? But the reality is he's one of the most annoyingly greedy assholes imaginable.

Because of the built-in assumption that everything about the self is fine, time spent fixing flaws naturally has to do with others. And flaws must be fixed. "I'm fine. That's understood. So lets take a look at the actions of others." They don't look at themselves objectively. They don't question their own motivations and actions. They take it as a given they are exemplars of only the finest qualities. Which leads me back to the question of why. Certainly Dunning-Kruger comes to mind, but there are many smart people among the ranks of the voluntarily blind. There is something relevant about the idea of "mental focus." If you're focused on the actions of others, it follows that you might not focus on your own. There is simple projection, attributing to others one's own unacknowledged bad traits, thoughts, or behaviors. And, of course, there is one of my favorites, working memory overload.

A while back, I went to the comments section of an article in a British newspaper that was generating a lot of interest. There was a lot of back-and-forth, but one thing kept popping up over and over during the course of the debate--which went on for over 700 comments. (Note, this was a piece that appealed primarily to progressives, so the debate was mostly internecine.) Time and again the debate circled back to "after all, we are superior." It surprised me to see that stated so openly and aggressively and without shame. I saw a variation of that comment at least a dozen times. And it always seemed to follow some particularly hateful comment or point of view. Note that you never see the "after all, we are superior" sentiment expressed in conservative debates.

That reminded me of something I posted on a comment board several years ago. The topic was Bruce Thornton's Embedded and Elitist Left: The Long March through Schools of Journalism. [Corrected: It wasn't a piece by Victor Davis Hanson as I initially indicated.] The first paragraph is from that article.

But there is another dimension of the institutionalization of the left, one also illustrated by Schell – what Tom Wolfe famously called "radical chic," the use of leftist ideology as a fashion marker to signify one's elitist superiority to the bovine middle class befuddled by a false consciousness that keeps them from seeing the horrible oppression and injustice of America.

Nicely put. I'm always interested in that little mental trick people play on themselves that allows them to maintain seemingly mutually inconsistent self views. The answer is that this need to perceive self as superior is of central importance, and that, to some degree, even the good deeds and apparent concern for equality and the well-being of others are just ways of reinforcing their superior self view. There is a payoff.

Another part of the answer is that this conflicting view of self can only be maintained with a strong ability to repress, distort, and/or filter dissonant information. In other words, they're typically more subjective than objective. So even reality can be manipulated and made to fit the superior self view. This is how some seemingly highly intelligent people can be so utterly stupid. I sometimes call them "perception morons" (which always makes me think of Noam Chomsky, btw).

On a primal level, it's about the need for security in numbers in the perceived strongest group. The social concern worn on the sleeve is, to differing degrees, simply one of the many methods of display, signifying inclusion and the absence of threat to other in-groupers. (In this culture, that is. In other cultures and times, display for these same people might involve throwing others to lions.) Identifying groups correctly and identifying group inclusion and exclusion is necessarily important, thus the preoccupation with identity politics.

. . .

Safe and secure in the dominant herd. It all seems very anti-human. But all this is for another thread.

Maybe that's it. Maybe it's all about survival and ego-protection. But maybe there is one more basic level, one last meta-level of understanding. I saw a scientist in some show talking about the sequestration of energy, if I'm phrasing it right. All life throughout history has had at its heart one purpose: gaining energy (presumably for reproduction). More specifically, he said that all behavior is an attempt to secure more of the energy that was initially released in the big bang. Interesting, that.

Anybody got any other ideas?

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:36 AM | Comments (418)
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1 Yeah, I've got a good crackpot theory.  Obama will not abuse the authority he just gave himself with that EO despite what idiotic lawyers that suck at reading laws claim.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 09:40 AM (GULKT)

2 Yeah. JFK was not only not a hero during the PT-109 incident, he was actually brought up on charges and almost court-martialed for dereliction of duty. However, the judge in the incident was bribed by Joe Sr. and later became a justice on the SCOTUS during JFK's term. Oh wait a minute, that's not a crackpot theory. It's a crackpot historical fact. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 09:44 AM (Af3Wg)

3 They told me if I voted for McCain that we would find ourselves lorded over by a dictator, and by g-d they were right.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 18, 2012 09:44 AM (jucos)

4

Here's an interesting new theory:

 

If you burp, hiccup, sneeze and fart all at the same time, you'll die.

 

Discuss.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 18, 2012 09:44 AM (MISI9)

5

So what ever happened to the book thread?

Posted by: Libra at March 18, 2012 09:46 AM (kd8U8)

6 If you burp, hiccup, sneeze and fart all at the same time, you'll die. Discuss. Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 18, 2012 01:44 PM (MISI9) -------------------------------------------------------- I don't know about the above sequence but I do know that drinking too much Special Export leads to me being sick, leading to violent purges from both exits. That coupled with a bloody nose and you find yourself not being able to breathe and on the verge of passing out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 18, 2012 09:47 AM (jucos)

7 Recall the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Just a fancy way of saying dumb asses think they are smarter than they are. We have always known that.  How many dumb asses admit they are dumb asses?

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 09:48 AM (YdQQY)

8 rebrewer,

This is a well know psychological phenomenon. People completely invest themselves morally in one pet area (religion, enviromentalism, charity) to compensate for and repress devastating character faults in other (or the same) areas. By defining themselves in terms of some moral crusade, the thereby define themselves as a righteous person.

There was a study a while back that showed that people who are highly eco-friendly are much more likely to act immorally in certain situations than others who do no define themselves in such a way. Wish I could find it.

Posted by: Jason at March 18, 2012 09:48 AM (6VB4r)

9 @5 Monty got burned out/ busy with life, I think.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 09:51 AM (ZPrif)

10 Oh my God, it's full of words.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at March 18, 2012 09:52 AM (XG+Mn)

11

I firmly believe this theory.  It ties in with my own theory that there is no "leftist" philosophy, any more than there is a "stupidity" philosophy.

 

There is no cure for stupid, which is why efforts at persuasion are futile.  Sure, you can make a leftist agree to your point of view.  Then next week he'll watch an episode of Care Bears and completely change his whole world view.

 

I don't think most people are born stupid.  Their brains are simply out of shape and lazy.  Individual thought is always the more difficult and dangerous road, and most would prefer others to do the thinking for them.

Posted by: Indigo Child at March 18, 2012 09:53 AM (xXhWA)

12 What is really amazing is that the ultra-liberals that spout all of this shit are really a very small minority.  The MFM and Hollywood only make it look like there are more of them by keeping them all in the "news" and films.

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 09:53 AM (YdQQY)

13 Segue, speaking of crack pots. Cynthia Clinkingbeard???      BOISE -- Police arrested a woman who reportedly walked into a Staples office supply store and threatened employees with a gun. 
According to store employees she got into an aggument then pulled a gun.Clinkingbeard filed as a candidate to run in the primary for U.S. Representative. She is running as a DEMACRAT for the District 1 seat.  Clinkingbeard spoke to KTVB last Friday night as a witness to a Boise house fire; at the end of the interview, she says "Clinkingbeard for U.S. House of Representatives". According to the Idaho State Board of Medicine, Clinkingbeard was a doctor specializing in Endocrinology, Diabetes, and Metabolism. According to public records, her license was permanently revoked in 2005.The documents say Clinkingbeard suffers from bipolar disorder: "[Clinkingbeard's] bipolar condition is permanent and her manic episodes are progressively getting worse."The Board also said she had self-prescribed medication using her medical license. The Board determined she could not practice medicine safely. But she apparently can still teach. Tenure it's a beautiful thing.  Suspect listed as current faculty at two colleges. Clinkingbeard is listed as an adjunct faculty member at Boise State University in the biological sciences department. Current course catalogues at the College of Western Idaho show Clinkingbeard teaches "Health and Wellness" courses at that school.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 18, 2012 09:53 AM (qiFDD)

14 "There was a study a while back that showed that people who are highly eco-friendly are much more likely to act immorally in certain situations than others who do no define themselves in such a way. Wish I could find it." Not sure about the study of course, but it's been my personal experience that most of the truly dedicated lefties I've run into (particularly of late) have all had a seriously inflated sense of self-righteousness. Which I guess in a way is funny, since it's one of the major things they always seem to bitch about when it comes to the right.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 09:53 AM (R5yLq)

15

Other ideas, RDB? Nope. You've pretty much nailed that one.

 

I'll just say this one thing, and yes, since it's Sunday, it's something spiritual, then I'm off to watch the race with B'Gal: The human ego is the biggest stumbling block to recognizing a Higher Power. I've noticed that another trait most of these self-absorbed people have is that they're overwhelmingly atheist. Being as self-centered as they are, they cannot (or will not) see anything beyond their own little sphere of self importance. They are always right, and condescendingly dismissive of anything that challenges their belief in themselves and their superiority.

 

They are their own gods.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 18, 2012 09:53 AM (d0Tfm)

16 ""The type of people who seek out positions of authority like this are usually the people you would least would to serve in those positions." We agreed it's almost as if we should automatically eliminate anyone who volunteers for a such a position and recruit from those who do not."

This is why, in the Republic, Plato says that the person who should be the leader of the polis is the person who least wants to do so.

Posted by: Jason at March 18, 2012 09:54 AM (6VB4r)

17 Don't forget calling people racist simply because they're "overwhelmingly white" and conservative.  It's not fighting racism to falsely accuse others of racism.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 18, 2012 09:54 AM (hHgxI)

18 I was told today that the priests at one of the missions I contribute too are being overwhelmed by their task.  They serve the American poor, Alabama's poorest counties.  I nearly cried when I heard this, had no idea that things have gotten so bad here in this country.  http://tinyurl.com/7p8w73w

Posted by: . at March 18, 2012 09:54 AM (oZfic)

19 Love your posts rdbrewer. Always interesting. I am a big believer in Projection. I find that most of the people seeking power publicly claim to want the opposite of what they internally plan. Witness FDR and his New Deal for the little people, Nixon the candidate claiming he wanted to bring respect back to the Office of the President or LBJ wanting to build a prosperous and generous Great Society, or, well.....everything Barry claimed.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 09:54 AM (9/zVj)

20 If you play the song "Surfin' Bird" backwards at slow speed during the part that goes "poppa-ooh-mao-mao" it says "Obama is stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable Mao-Mao."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 09:54 AM (Af3Wg)

21 There was a study a while back that showed that people who are highly eco-friendly are much more likely to act immorally in certain situations than others who do no define themselves in such a way. Wish I could find it.

Posted by: Jason at March 18, 2012 01:48 PM (6VB4r) _____ Sounds like every progressive I know.  They indeed consider themselves the moral people, but in reality they lack the foresight for it.

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at March 18, 2012 09:55 AM (rZZA3)

22
What's with all this Dunning-Kruger effect hoo haa?
In my day a big bread and a pistol whipping took care of any of that.

Posted by: Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 09:56 AM (M+UUq)

23 Theory: Anita Dunn is actually the Gorn from "Star Trek"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 09:57 AM (Af3Wg)

24 Crackpot theory:  Mass Effect 3 has a well thought out ending and is totally satisfying.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 09:57 AM (GULKT)

25 There's rape in them thar hills!

Posted by: Stinky Pete at March 18, 2012 09:57 AM (Qxdfp)

26 If you read Robin Hanson, he'll hit you over the head with how important status and signaling are. And once you notice that it's hard not to notice it. We are built to live in small-ish hierarchical societies (village, tribe, clan, etc) -- with limited food supplies and surrounded by dangerous nature and competing tribes and villages. This is a world where the high status eat and the low status starve on a regular basis. Where life is short, cruel, and nasty. Where a typical way to die is getting brained in the back of the head with a rock. So almost everything we do has a large component of status climbing and status signalling. We are hard-wired to really, really want to be in the dominant high status faction when the hard winter comes.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 09:58 AM (ZPrif)

27 I find atheists to be particularly bad about this. Usually, they know absolutely nothing about theology, zero, zip, nada OR they were given a bad dose by some d-bag but they will argue their silly point to death. Weirdly, they care what others believe. The only time that matters is when the state is trying to do sex to you again.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 18, 2012 09:59 AM (u50z0)

28 "Theory: Anita Dunn is actually the Gorn from "Star Trek" Ok, see I know that's wrong. That was actually Meryl Streep. Without makeup. And personally I think it's the best acting she's ever done, hands down.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 09:59 AM (R5yLq)

29 Liberals, ya can't argue with them so just shoot 'em in the head...

Posted by: thefritz at March 18, 2012 10:00 AM (pH+yu)

30 Doesn't it follow that the people who think they are the best suited to lead others would often be the least suitable/capable to do so? This was in Hayek's "Road to Serfdom". About how in a socialist govt. the worst sort of people tend to rise to the top. So, even if you start with the best of intentions and have TOP MEN running things, eventually it all turns to shit.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 18, 2012 10:00 AM (d9lOz)

31

Anita Dunn is actually the Gorn from "Star Trek"

 

The Gorn was prettier and had less offensive heros.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 18, 2012 10:00 AM (u50z0)

32
The greatest crackpot theory from the music industry is that Milli Vanilli lip-synched.  Balderdash!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 18, 2012 10:01 AM (TkGkA)

33 24 Crackpot theory: Mass Effect 3 has a well thought out ending and is totally satisfying.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 01:57 PM (GULKT)

 

I don't want any spoilers, but I need to know if its possible to get Ashley and Miranda involved simultaneously?

 

Because otherwise, I don't think it would be so satisfying.

Posted by: Indigo Child at March 18, 2012 10:01 AM (xXhWA)

34 Caribou Gorn.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 18, 2012 10:01 AM (Qxdfp)

35 And personally I think it's the best acting she's ever done, hands down. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:59 PM (R5yLq) Well, at least she was merciful... and quick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 10:01 AM (Af3Wg)

36 My crackpot theory: The data collection center in Utah and Stellar Wind are actually just going to be used for foreign intelligence gathering. The principles will never use domestic info to target Americans for political purposes because they value the Constitution and individual liberty over raw power.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:01 AM (9/zVj)

37 My roommate is out to get me and wants to murder me in my sleep.

Posted by: ABouts at March 18, 2012 10:02 AM (BQvS5)

38 Moochelle is the power behind the throne!


....oh, sorry...thought you said crack whore theories....

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:02 AM (PWwbk)

39 " I find atheists to be particularlybad about this. Usually, they know absolutely nothing about theology, zero, zip, nada OR they were given a bad dose by some d-bag but they will argue their silly point to death." I find that to be true of most liberoids in general though, they never actually argue facts. Instead they posit some ridiculous strawman argument and argue endlessly against that. When you prove that they are proceeding from a false assumption, they just ignore it, obfuscate, and a few minutes later they are back to arguing against their strawman construct. One of the reasons I find it pointless to debate them anymore, they just argue endlessly in circles.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:02 AM (R5yLq)

40 And if John Cazale actually lived long enough to father a child with Meryl Streep, can you imagine the size of that kid's forehead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 10:03 AM (Af3Wg)

41 Of course "top men" in the little socialist utopia turn it all to shit: They're selfish by nature. Not a whit of self sacrifice, or betterment for all in their souls. If George Washington had been a leftie he would have been king.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 18, 2012 10:03 AM (u50z0)

42 "Well, at least she was merciful... and quick." Just be grateful the Gorn episode wasn't directed by Kevin Costner. That would be 5 hours of your life you'd never be able to get back

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:03 AM (R5yLq)

43 http://tinyurl.com/6ssvxqr

Posted by: CausticConservative at March 18, 2012 10:03 AM (gT3jF)

44

Obama was accompanied by his wife, Michelle, and daughter, Sasha, on the cloudy, brisk morning as they walked through Lafayette Square to St. JohnÂ’s Episcopal Church.

The service included scripture readings from Numbers 21, Ephesians 2, John 3 and the singing of “Amazing Grace.”

The visiting pastor, Rev. Thomas Reid Ward, Jr., reflected on the words of the popular hymn written by John Newton, and told the congregation that GodÂ’s grace instills faith and courage.

“All we have to do is believe,” he said.


And in yet another miracle, no one handed out contraceptives during the service.

Posted by: Rev. Wright at March 18, 2012 10:03 AM (e8kgV)

45 My cat is calling unknown parties long distance while I'm at work.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:04 AM (9/zVj)

46 "And if John Cazale actually lived long enough to father a child with Meryl Streep, can you imagine the size of that kid's forehead?" There is always Ben Affleck. And following in the grand tradition of Hollyweirdo's giving their kids awful names, might I suggest: "Landing Strip"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:05 AM (R5yLq)

47 "Good Will Hunting" was not really written by Affleck and Matt Damon. Oh, wait a minute...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2012 10:06 AM (Af3Wg)

48 rdbrewer -

In a very fundamental way, your thesis mirrors almost exactly the sermon I had the pleasure of hearing this morning. 

Thank you.  This was a very good read, and a lot to ponder.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 10:06 AM (P6QsQ)

49 "My cat is calling unknown parties long distance while I'm at work." Are you sure it's not your dog? He might be trying to frame the cat.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:06 AM (R5yLq)

50
The new crackpot theorys will be food shortage and ocean acidification.

Posted by: Rutherford B. Hayes Epic Beard at March 18, 2012 10:06 AM (M+UUq)

51 Jesus agrees with you, and so do I.

Posted by: Froggy at March 18, 2012 10:07 AM (zMtW6)

52

Oh, and regarding Mass Effect 3:

Is my sexretary a lesbian?

 

Posted by: Indigo Child at March 18, 2012 10:07 AM (xXhWA)

53 Daybrother,

My bully-dog is an accomplished thief of chew toys, sticks and small children, but mostly small children.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:07 AM (PWwbk)

54
That should be theories.
D'OH!

Posted by: Rutherford B. Hayes Epic Beard at March 18, 2012 10:08 AM (M+UUq)

55 There's a secondary school corollary to the Dunning-Kruger Effect: The stupidest students have the least reluctance to confidently spouting stupidest things.

Posted by: Jim Flimsy at March 18, 2012 10:09 AM (laDd1)

56

@4 

Here's an interesting new theory:

If you burp, hiccup, sneeze and fart all at the same time, you'll die.

Discuss.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 18, 2012 01:44 PM (MISI9)

BUSTED

Posted by: Mythbusters at March 18, 2012 10:09 AM (3P6XH)

57 "My bully-dog is an accomplished thief of chew toys, sticks and small children, but mostly small children. " So probably not the best idea to go digging around in your backyard to put in a garden then, huh?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:09 AM (R5yLq)

58 Yeah, I got tons of 'em.  lol

Ok, so in my state they retrofited all crosswalks with these ugly, orange, rubber/plastic rectangles with little bumps on them.  They had to cut out the concrete and drop these things in.

No one know what they are for.  Safety?  No, they're slicker than concrete when wet (personal experience).

They're actually REFLECTORS!  (cue, dramatic music)

See, the government / CIA / Illuminati satellites cannot beam their mind-altering rays through the tin-foil helmets that most of us are wearing nowadays.  But with these pads, the beams reflect back up, through the unprotected jaw, and work their devilish manipulations on our vulnerable head meat.
 
/Need more foil!

Posted by: Tonic Dog at March 18, 2012 10:09 AM (X/+QT)

59 49 Good point. I suspect the dog has his own Facebook page. I just haven't figured out how or why.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:09 AM (9/zVj)

60 What movie is this?

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 18, 2012 10:10 AM (TrNbx)

61 My feet are trying to kill me in my sleep. Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 10:11 AM (TlwCF)

62 "What movie is this?" The Revenge of Gorn - starring Meryl Streep and Ben Affleck.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:11 AM (R5yLq)

63 SOS,

Avoid the crawlspace....

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:11 AM (PWwbk)

64 So almost everything we do has a large component of status climbing and status signalling. We are hard-wired to really, really want to be in the dominant high status faction when the hard winter comes.

 

 

Posted by: Clubber Lang

 

And this is what monotheistic Judaism and Christianity have tried to change in "modern man".  To culturally "level" civilization and create a system of law and justice that can overcome tribalism, heirarchies, etc.  Which is not to say the Judaism and Christianity are immune from the same sins - because regardless if they are divinely inspired, they are still institutions filled with fallible human beings.

 

Whenever Judaism or Christianity became TOO full of heirarchies, something bad happened to start to bring a corrective.

 

In Islam, there is no self-corrective to tyranny, and that is why most Muslims end up fighting amongst themselves if they do not have an outside threat to unite them.  And why there is no correlation to democratic ideas within the world of Islam as their is within the practice of Judaism or Christianity.  Democracy is the LAST thing real Muslims want - they want to be under the tyranny of the Koran and Sharia law.  They want the cultural heirarchies in their societies, to create priviledge and terror.

 

And that is one of the reasons the collectivist Left identifies with them.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 10:11 AM (sJTmU)

65

Theory: Obama has suppressed his birth certificate because it says...

 

...he's white...and that would never do for someone as steeped in race grievance as he.

 

Think about it--the drunken bigamist Kenyan baby daddy was not in the picture by the time young Barry was born. Many African-American children are lighter in color at birth. A hospital record-keeper strolls into young Stanley Ann Dunham's hospital room and sees this young white woman cradling her light-skinned child. What might he have written on the birth certificate?

Posted by: Palandine at March 18, 2012 10:12 AM (g7D8V)

66

My liberal relatives are proud that they only read commentary from one side of the political divide.  When I point out that I not only read commentary on the right, but on the left (not the least because it is almost unavoidable) they often flatly tell me they think I am lying to them.

So why would they be a)proud of exposing themselves to only one school of thought, and b) express disbelief that I expose myself to both?

I finally figured it out, and like so many other behaviors of the lefty-libs, it is based on their projection of their values as the motivation of others.

You see, the reason they did not believe me was that they did not see me swayed by the same liberal journo-elites that hold them enthralled.  They reason that since they themselves find Paul Krugman to be a genius, if I did not see the error of my ways upon claiming to have read him, I must... not have actually read him!

Seen through this lens of the appeal of authority, their pride in not reading both side of an issue also makes sense - they get their beliefs from those they listen to, so they have to be careful t listen to only the right (left) people!

The idea of someone exposing themselves to various points of view, and then using their judgement to skeptically form an opinion...well it is as preposterous to them as the idea of ghosts, or UFOs!

A little anecdote: my S-I-L asked me if I have ever considered whether my whole world-view may be false - totally upside down?  I answered truthfully that I do try to question myself that way, although I will not claim to be a person of pure logic and reason.  So then naturally I asked her if she ever questioned her own beliefs.

To see the look on her face you would have thought I had just told her I was going to have a sex change.  Her jaw agape, she said "Why the hell would I do that?  Everybody agrees with me!" 

See?

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2012 10:12 AM (8ra42)

67 " My feet are trying to kill me in my sleep. Sneaky bastards." Easy fix, wear tap shoes to bed. Wow.. I'm really in Dr. Phil mode today.. step back! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:12 AM (R5yLq)

68 I don't have any good crockpot recipes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 18, 2012 10:12 AM (jucos)

69 It's like John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer were tag-teaming down there...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:12 AM (PWwbk)

70 Good crackpot theories? Nope all mine are kinda crackpotish.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at March 18, 2012 10:13 AM (xMU3a)

71 The Revenge of Gorn - starring Meryl Streep and Ben Affleck. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 02:11 PM
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Ah, right then. I'll rent it ASAP so that I might keep current with the conversation.

It's all so complicated.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 18, 2012 10:14 AM (TrNbx)

72 Truck Monkey:


Pork shoulder roast: 5-6 pounds
Salt
Liquid smoke
6-8 hours on medium heat
Eat


Simple and yummy

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:14 AM (PWwbk)

73 "Ah, right then. I'll rent it ASAP so that I might keep current with the conversation. It's all so complicated." Nah, not really. Kevin Costner directed so it's mostly 3 and half hours of really big, wide landscape shots for no apparent reason, interspersed with 3 hours of people standing around and having totally unrelated conversations. Spoiler alert: They name the kid "Landing Strip Streep".

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:16 AM (R5yLq)

74 Boise Police arrested Cynthia Clinkingbeard, 58, Boise, a Democratic candidate in the May 15 primary race for the First District congressional seat, on Friday after she reportedly walked into a store at Eagle Road and Chinden Boulevard and threatened employees with a gun.

Posted by: Rev. Al at March 18, 2012 10:16 AM (e8kgV)

75 My cracker theory: White crackers were created by the black Egyptians through genetic mutations so so there would be someone to fix the busted elevators in the pyramids.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 18, 2012 10:17 AM (yQwq5)

76 It's not that liberals are ignorant. It's that everything they know is wrong

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at March 18, 2012 10:18 AM (Y+DPZ)

77 72
We have some friends in HI that do that as a lazy kalua pork. They wrap in in ti leaves and shove it in the crockpot - idiot proof and really good.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 18, 2012 10:18 AM (Qxdfp)

78 Rev.Al:

That happened in Idaho, and she's in police custody, and not in the morgue with 80-100 bullet holes from concealed carry folk?  I'm disappointed.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (PWwbk)

79 Bell's inequality is flawed in its foundational assumptions, and there *are* local hidden variables which complete the quantum theory and make it consistent with Einstein's view of reality. Wave-particle duality is an actual thing--both waves and particles coexist and their interaction produces so-called quantum 'weirdness'. The universe is not a hologram and there's only one.

Posted by: David Bohm at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (kwAf2)

80 NC State holding off Georgetown, up by five with 5 mins to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (hiMsy)

81 Crackpot Theory:

Michelle Obama is actually a delicate, precious wallflower who overcompensates for her shyness and awkward adolescent, social deficiencies by punishing other people's children to the point of child abuse.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (KWdVT)

82 The reason so many of the people who are "activist" liberals turn out to be monumental asshats is because they become "activist" so they can focus on something other than their own asshattery. The same is usually true of people who do just about everything at church, or in the schools, or in the unions, etc. Anything to avoid self-reflection or self-betterment. Jesus told us to take the 2x4 out of our own eye before trying to remove the mote in our neighbor's eye--I'm thinking this has been human nature from the get-go.

Posted by: tcn at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (WhSRj)

83 Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 10:19 AM (TlwCF)

84 Clutch:  idiot proof and really good is why I like it!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:20 AM (PWwbk)

85 Think about it--the drunken bigamist Kenyan baby daddy was not in the picture by the time young Barry was born. Many African-American children are lighter in color at birth. A hospital record-keeper strolls into young Stanley Ann Dunham's hospital room and sees this young white woman cradling her light-skinned child. What might he have written on the birth certificate? Posted by: Palandine at March 18, 2012 02:12 PM


You know, I had never thought about that before.  Back in those days, they kept young mothers in the hospital for several days before releasing them after the birth of a child.  In that time, Stanley Anne would have been surrounded by her (white) relatives, and would not have been visited by Barack Sr's family at all.  The only way the hospital would know of Barack Jr's black ancestry would be if she specifically told them. Is that something a young single white woman from a banker's family would have done in the early 1960's?  Perhaps she did, but it would be an unusual thing for a girl to volunteer in that time era.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 10:20 AM (P6QsQ)

86 To this day, I'm utterly amazed at the Obama bumper stickers attached to the largest class of SUV's or to very high end German sports sedans



Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 10:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

87 "That happened in Idaho, and she's in police custody, and not in the morgue with 80-100 bullet holes from concealed carry folk? I'm disappointed. " Odds are good the case will get dismissed anyway. All she has to do is get up in front of the judge and claim they were trying to deny her access to birth control.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:20 AM (R5yLq)

88 You morons are so awesome.  Had a really, really bad thing happen last Saturday, and this thread is literally the first laugh I've had all week.  Ah luv yew guys.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 18, 2012 10:22 AM (fuw6p)

89

I once had a department chairman who used to say, sanctimoniously, that he was known for his "great integrity."

 

The reality was that he was one of the slimiest, most underhanded cocksuckers I've ever known in my life. On one occasion, on being told that the story he proposed to tell a third party was the exact opposite of the truth, he replied, "So what? They'll believe it."

 

Great integrity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 18, 2012 10:22 AM (HMH0r)

90 My jackpot theory My cats are plotting to kill me And my wife And my daughter And the bears offensive line And the cubs bullpen Fml

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 10:23 AM (aiMuM)

91 SOS:

Maybe that's why she was wielding a gun in the first place...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:23 AM (PWwbk)

92 Another crackpot theory:  The Red Hot Chili Peppers are starting to suck

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:24 AM (PWwbk)

93 This was in Hayek's "Road to Serfdom". About how in a socialist govt. the worst sort of people tend to rise to the top. So, even if you start with the best of intentions and have TOP MEN running things, eventually it all turns to shit. Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 18, 2012 02:00 PM

Cool.  Hayek got it from me, though.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 10:24 AM (Iyg03)

94 My cracker theory: White crackers were created by the black Egyptians through genetic mutations so so there would be someone to fix the busted elevators in the pyramids.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 18, 2012 02:17 PM

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Papa?

Posted by: Otis at March 18, 2012 10:24 AM (TrNbx)

95 My cracker theory:  generic Saltines just aren't the same.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:25 AM (PWwbk)

96 rdbrewer, I think you are giving way too much credit for depth of intellect.
When my children were babies they were very aware of self. Self was all. The world ceased to exist when they closed their eyes. People, objects, the world around them, did not exist when unseen. Basically the only person who was real was themselves.
We live in a nation increasingly populated by an astounding immateriality, surrounded by enemies who have the primitive belief the The Other is nonhuman.  Time to hunker down, hide and wait for an Awakening.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 10:26 AM (2Gb0y)

97 Joe Biden is Keyser Soze.

Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 10:26 AM (TlwCF)

98 My cracker theory: generic Saltines just aren't the same.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 02:25 PM
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No shit. Them crackers is wack!

Posted by: Otis at March 18, 2012 10:27 AM (TrNbx)

99 Hegel showed the way, creating phony speech which 'sounded like' the complicated concepts in my work (which were nigh-incomprehensible), but actually only served as a bludgeon of intellectual dishonesty and later as passphrases for charlatans and conmen to recognize each other by. Hegel used it to get laid and to build his reputation as an intellectual. Marx took over from him and used it to get laid and to wrap up his confusion about economics. All down hill from there...

Posted by: Emmanuel Kant at March 18, 2012 10:28 AM (Jhjme)

100

Oh, good gads, yes.  There's a person at work who believes in the superiority of her intellect/judgment/expertise...but has no skills to back it up...and ALWAYS volunteers for places on committees in order to bequeath all that non-existent knowledge...what a headache is caused.  What shenanigans occur.  Regularly.

I think all the members of Congress and their staffs should be sent home and lots should be drawn as to who should serve:  "Ms. Betsey Johnson?  You're a short-order cook?  Congratulations!  You are now a member of Congress for 2-6 years only!  Pack your bags..."

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at March 18, 2012 10:29 AM (7l7KA)

101 Joe Biden is Keyser Soze. Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 02:26 PM

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This is my favorite. The Gimp pwns all. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 18, 2012 10:29 AM (TrNbx)

102

So what ever happened to the book thread?

Posted by: Libra at March 18, 2012 01:46 PM

Monty retired to catch up on his ready.

Posted by: scif at March 18, 2012 10:29 AM (TqLxU)

103 "Maybe that's why she was wielding a gun in the first place..." Yes, I'm well prepared for the "scientific consensus" that is about to gel around the notion that a lack of birth control pills causes women to become gun wielding maniacs, and of course the only solution to the problem being to completely ban guns and make birth control free.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:31 AM (R5yLq)

104 And P=NP

Posted by: Emmanuel Kant at March 18, 2012 10:32 AM (Jhjme)

105 You know what you wrote at the beginning of your post, the people who think they know better know the least, I have encountered it over and over again in the technology industry. I think some of the greatest failings in technology companies have been because of this. The inherent belief that someone is really smart ergo they know what the best idea is and how best to implement said idea. And they immediately flip what Jim McCarthy referred to as "the bozo bit" on others and their ideas.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 10:32 AM (RZ8pf)

106 One constant I see from the MBM is the assumption that genius in one field of endeavor must mean genius in all

That's why George Clooney is invited to testify to Congress on the situation in the Sudan when he has no other experience or credentials to qualify him as an expert on foreign affairs. No one would ask Clooney to design a defense to stop Tom Brady, to perform heart surgery, or fly a plane. So why is he the last word on the Sudan? Why was Meryl Streep an expert on insecticides?

I know many in the IT field who are brilliant at what they do, but in many other subjects they are clueless but feel their success in IT somehow bestowed universal wisdom upon them

Noam Chomsky's field is English composition. I doubt he could tell you how an airplane flies, or precisely how credit swap derivatives work. Why is he considered a genius on geopolitics or economics?

Ross Perot once cracked during the 1992 campaign: "Have you ever met a rich economist? If they know so much about money, why aren't they rich?"







Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 10:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

107 "So what ever happened to the book thread?" Books are for snobs.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at March 18, 2012 10:33 AM (RSG1I)

108 I remember reading about some experiment that indicated that "thinking quickly" actually triggered endorphin-like chemical rewards in the brain. The article went on to suggest that people do way-too-easy crosswords, etc...and I reacted with "boy are you seizing the wrong point from this."

My political extrapolation: Liberals don't want to think things though, because their conclusion jumping imitates the "quick-thinking" associated with brilliance. Precisely by being stupid they feel like they're smart -- the most important of identifications to these people -- and their own brains physically addict them to the process.

Posted by: sistrum at March 18, 2012 10:33 AM (AyryN)

109 Some observations here:

Liberals identify the sinner first and then try to find the sin.

There are four characteristics to the modern liberal's thought process:
* Bien pensants -- they think that their political beliefs make them good people and expound on these views sometimes only for the applause and approval of their peers.
* Betes noires -- their worldview depends on a villainous and monstrous "other" to rail against.
* Noblesse oblige -- they love to see themselves as a wealthy hero fighting on behalf of the dirty downtrodden, who had better keep themselves downtrodden and subservient to their masters if they know what's best for them.
* Psychological projection -- every bad motive they assign to conservatives is one they hold in their heart and they use the other three characteristics to try to mask it or suppress it.

When arguing with a liberal, the easiest way to get them off the rails is to accuse them of bad faith.  Accuse them of being racist.  Accuse them of projecting their deep-seated hatred upon you and point out that they are paternalistically condescending toward the people they claim to want to "help".    The Left drips with contempt when they talk about their beloved "masses".

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:33 AM (fNK8e)

110 "I think all the members of Congress and their staffs should be sent home and lots should be drawn as to who should serve: " I've got a slightly different litmus test in mind. I think they should all be forced to balance a checkbook. If they can't handle such a simple exercise in actual math and budgeting, they get replaced immediately and are never allowed to run for Congress again.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:34 AM (R5yLq)

111 So what ever happened to the book thread?
This is the book thread. They just changed the name a bit but it's the same as it was back in 1939 2011.

Posted by: dangling chad at March 18, 2012 10:34 AM (6RnvM)

112 "I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother. " l am your new president. From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence. ln addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 18 years old are now 19 years old. What's the Spanish word for ''straitjacket''? The power has driven him mad. We must have a new leader.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:35 AM (9/zVj)

113 "So what ever happened to the book thread?"

Morons are too busy reading.

Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 10:35 AM (joSBv)

114 sistrum:

I read something along those lines, about liberal thought processes:  it said basically that they think in terms of icons, assigning blame/credit based on simple models of race, gender, class....they basically have the intellectual firepower of a dead pigeon.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2012 10:36 AM (PWwbk)

115 I think it's somewhat related to Bill James's "Devil's Theory of Park Effects." Basically, if a team plays in a park that helps hitters, for example, they tend to think their hitting is better than it is, and their pitching is worse than it is. Therefore, they are always trying to improve their pitching at the expense of their hitting, and often end up having better pitching than hitting. Essentially, whatever you think you're really, really good at, you're probably not very good at, because you probably don't work on it much, if at all. And whatever you think you're horrible at, you're probably OK at, because you probably work on it (as long as you think it's important).

Posted by: Michael at March 18, 2012 10:36 AM (Bn7+4)

116 "When arguing with a liberal, the easiest way to get them off the rails is to accuse them of bad faith. Accuse them of being racist. Accuse them of projecting their deep-seated hatred upon you and point out that they are paternalistically condescending toward the people they claim to want to "help". The Left drips with contempt when they talk about their beloved "masses"." Sounds good, but again might I suggest an alternative approach. Slap them across the face with a large trout. Both will be equally effective in getting them to alter their thought process, that is to say not at all. But the large trout is faster, and in the end, more satisfying.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:36 AM (R5yLq)

117 86 To this day, I'm utterly amazed at the Obama bumper stickers attached to the largest class of SUV's or to very high end German sports sedans



Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 02:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

See #109.  I chalk that up to bien pensants

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:37 AM (fNK8e)

118 you really don't want to hear my crackpot theories.....1st of all........you may consider them crackpot...but i don't...2nd of all there really aren't enough hours in the day to cover them all and 3rd of all......you don't know any of the people involved....well you probably have heard of most of them....but.....you don't really know them the way i do......so i'm not gonna share.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 10:37 AM (Ho2rs)

119 "Doesn't it follow that the people who think they're the most egalitarian become the most sexist, biased, and/or prejudiced?"

no: I am a white male hetorosexual person who admits that I cannot see my own racism sexism etc but I know it it there and permeates society. That' why we need the gov't to step in an guarantee that no one is denied opportunies in school, work, etc. People who are like me but fail to recognize these problems inherent in our society are either not intelligent enough or not honest enough to deserve the opportunities that all others should have.

(Think Pink, part 1... or would "Thinko like a Onko" work better?)

Posted by: mallfly at March 18, 2012 10:37 AM (bJm7W)

120 110 The book thread has always been called the crackpot theory thread. return to your homes immediately. There is a curfew.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:37 AM (9/zVj)

121 This is the book thread. They just changed the name a bit but it's the same as it was back in 1939 2011.

Rutherford B. Hayes thought the book thread would never catch on.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:38 AM (fNK8e)

122

NC State just (likely) finished off eorgetown.  65-61 with a few seconds left.

 

My crackpot theory? 

 

Wasn't it just too perfect for Soledad O'Brien to set up and try to bulldoze James Pollack over Critical Race Theory?  She had the most obnoxious over the top prosecutorial style without having any knowledge of it whatsoever;  James Pollack was the perfect witness in terms of thwarting her cross-examination; and it just seems impossible that CNN would have had Pollack on at all anyway.

 

Why not bury this, like they bury everything else?  Why allow him to go up against a stupid woman full of herself?  Why not have her do her homework, at least?

 

It seemed like a perfect storm of stupid on the part of CNN and the perfect stroke of brilliance by Breitbart.com.  While Breitbart has always seemed to play things perfectly, they've never before had such a willing patsy in the MFM. 

 

What gives?

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 10:39 AM (I2LwF)

123 After the third Doesn"t it follow all I could think about was the human centiped.

Posted by: D-lo at March 18, 2012 10:39 AM (ZGCX3)

124 Sounds good, but again might I suggest an alternative approach. Slap them across the face with a large trout.

The point of arguing with a liberal is (a) to challenge him in front of the more persuadable and (b) to destroy him psychologically.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:39 AM (fNK8e)

125 I have found., more and more through the years, that magnanimity in the workplace is akin to suicide. About one in twenty people at work will ever admit to doing anything wrong and in doing so, become the easy scapegoat for the truly flawed. And, it's easy to target them because, well, they've already admitted to making mistakes. Right?

It will only get worse. We have raised an entire generation of I'm okay, You're okay kids who think introspection is the way of the old timer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 10:40 AM (piMMO)

126 A few weeks ago one pundit said after Breitbart's death "that he would become the Jim Morrison of the Right"

Hmmm ... many say Morrison faked his own death ...

What if ... Breitbart faked his own death and hid quietly in his alter-ego as "Ace of Spades"

Hmmmm ... think about it ..

Posted by: Things that make you go Hmmmm at March 18, 2012 10:40 AM (Y+DPZ)

127
I think all the members of Congress and their staffs should be sent home and lots should be drawn as to who should serve:



Splendid idea. Kind of like jury duty.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 10:40 AM (P6QsQ)

128 for the idiot you wouldn't know because you are stuck in your little world......glad your eyes are being opened maybe you'll join the human race eventually.......remember though.... they are what you would describe as "provincial" so maybe you should choose your words a bit more carefully in the future......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 10:40 AM (Ho2rs)

129

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2012 02:19 PM (KWdVT[

How so, Fritz?]

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at March 18, 2012 10:41 AM (rZZA3)

130 IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE !!!!

Posted by: Kent Brockman , Channel 6 News at March 18, 2012 10:41 AM (Y+DPZ)

131 "The point of arguing with a liberal is (a) to challenge him in front of the more persuadable and (b) to destroy him psychologically." Ok, but like I said, that loud bitch slap with a stinky fish (a) requires less effort and (b) pretty much has the same end result, since in the end the liberal will discount or outright ignore anything that doesn't agree with their world view. In short, your beating a dead horse I'm afraid. You can't win an argument with people who could care less about the facts.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:42 AM (R5yLq)

132 SoS -

That's a terrible thing to do to a trout!

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at March 18, 2012 10:42 AM (s+/C2)

133 Joe Biden is Keyser Soze.

 

\Posted by: mpfs

 

 

True story!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2012 10:42 AM (sJTmU)

134 "Splendid idea. Kind of like jury duty. " I wonder if it will be as easy to get out of - "I really hate spending other peoples money." "Ok, thank you, your excused. Next!"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:43 AM (R5yLq)

135 "Doesn't it follow that the people who regard themselves as the most open-minded are in fact the most close minded?"

no: there is nothing "close minded" about know the difference between right and wrong. You wouldn't let a Holocaust Denier appear in a documentary about the Holocaust, would you? If people who have given up opportunities to become wealthy in private industry chose to instead work for gov'ts or non-profit organizations or educational institutions present evidence that something is true, why should we give equal time to those who are influenced by money from private interests?

(Didn't you see "The Day After Tomorrow"?)

Posted by: mallfly at March 18, 2012 10:44 AM (bJm7W)

136 And this is what monotheistic Judaism and Christianity have tried to change in "modern man". To culturally "level" civilization and create a system of law and justice that can overcome tribalism, heirarchies, etc. Which is not to say the Judaism and Christianity are immune from the same sins - because regardless if they are divinely inspired, they are still institutions filled with fallible human beings.

Whenever Judaism or Christianity became TOO full of heirarchies, something bad happened to start to bring a corrective.

In Islam, there is no self-corrective to tyranny, and that is why most Muslims end up fighting amongst themselves if they do not have an outside threat to unite them. And why there is no correlation to democratic ideas within the world of Islam as their is within the practice of Judaism or Christianity. Democracy is the LAST thing real Muslims want - they want to be under the tyranny of the Koran and Sharia law. They want the cultural heirarchies in their societies, to create priviledge and terror.

And that is one of the reasons the collectivist Left identifies with them.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 02:11 PM


Nice points.  I have a theory about religion too, that at least some of them attempt to elevate neo-cortex thinking over more primitive R-complex thinking/urges.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 10:44 AM (Iyg03)

137 "That's a terrible thing to do to a trout!" Lol.. well I'm sure PETA will shut me down as soon as they get word..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:44 AM (R5yLq)

138 Has anyone seen the Amish Dude lately?

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 10:45 AM (2Gb0y)

139

daybrother has obviously been reading Wired. I'm not sure how I feel abou the NSA storing absolutely everything so they can run data analysis on it.

 

But the part of the article that puzzled me was the idea the NSA posits that by decrypting all the past communications by foreign governments they can somehow predict what those governments will do now and in the future. Given how much has changed in a lot of places since the 1950s, I don't know why that would be true. To make a silly comparision, I really don't think you can take the actions of the Romans and use it to postulate what the average Italian will do today.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 10:45 AM (RZ8pf)

140 hmm i think i recall him being here about a week ago.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 10:45 AM (Ho2rs)

141 128 Are you talking about the dog or the cat? Because only the dog seems to have an attitude problem.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 10:45 AM (9/zVj)

142 To this day, I'm utterly amazed at the Obama bumper stickers attached to
the largest class of SUV's or to very high end German sports sedans


Aha! I was behind a Toyota Sequoia at Jimmy Johns the other day. On it were three stickers:

Obama 2012
A sticker for the teachers' union

and the third which stated "Critical thought: The nation's scarcest resource"

Not a sticker about irony in the bunch

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 10:46 AM (piMMO)

143 crackpot theory? electing a Preisdent that  befriended people in the neighborhood that advocates killing millions of americans and assisted in implementing terrorist attacks in the u.s .

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 10:46 AM (TomZ9)

144 No one I know has any crackpot theories. Therefore crackpot theories do not exist.

Posted by: Pauline Kael-Algae at March 18, 2012 10:46 AM (DATOZ)

145 Oy vey!

Posted by: kenny brockelstein at March 18, 2012 10:46 AM (6RnvM)

146 Has anyone seen the Amish Dude lately?

I haven't. I asked earlier if anyone has seen Delta Smelt here lately.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 10:47 AM (piMMO)

147 " If people who have given up opportunities to become wealthy in private industry chose to instead work for gov'ts or non-profit organizations or educational institutions present evidence that something is true" And if the evidence they present is demonstrably false, and all related to a specific political agenda, then should it not be discounted? Rather than presented as truth based solely on the ridiculous and fictitious notion that because they supposedly don't work for "profit" that they must be telling the truth? Also I would ask at this point, what is wrong with profit? Do you work for free? If not, then why on earth would you fault someone else for not doing so?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 10:48 AM (R5yLq)

148 Has anyone seen the Amish Dude lately?

Not me.  That guy with the space bothers the hell out of me.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:48 AM (fNK8e)

149 Holy cow. I just watched an entire movie that was so bad I'm ashamed to admit I watched it.

Let's just say there was a scene where a widowed man released into the wild the parrot that belonged to his wife.



In Seattle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 10:48 AM (piMMO)

150 What if ... Breitbart faked his own death and hid quietly in his alter-ego as "Ace of Spades"

Don't tease me...

Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 18, 2012 10:48 AM (fuw6p)

151 Here's the knockout punch proving Dunning-Krueger;

http://tinyurl.com/7jjs3br

NBC News Boss: We're Accurate, Even-Handed, and Ethical, Unlike Those Murdoch Robots

Capus said it was not just what was reported, but how. "We must be accurate, even-handed, and, indeed, ethical. In the news business we are often presented with options of shortcuts for taking advantage of a situation when it's presented of breaking the news first. And, let's be honest, it is exciting to get exclusive information or the first interview. But under no circumstances is it worth the cost of breaking public trust. Trust is what news organizations live and die by, and it takes an unwavering commitment from every employee to keep that trust alive."


Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 10:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

152 Breitbart comes back to us when we need him most as a glowing spirit.

He said, "Go to the Malibu system. There you will find Orson Bean, the comedian who instructed me."

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:50 AM (fNK8e)

153 people who have given up opportunities to become wealthy in private industry chose to instead work for gov'ts or non-profit organizations or educational institutions





People get plenty wealthy working for governments, non-profits, and educational institutions.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 10:51 AM (P6QsQ)

154 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 02:48 PM (piMMO)

I just watched that movie too, but I'm chalking it up to time well spent since I saw a lot of Aaron Eckhart

Posted by: someone at March 18, 2012 10:51 AM (bqjJT)

155 A little anecdote: my S-I-L asked me if I have ever considered whether my whole world-view may be false - totally upside down? I answered truthfully that I do try to question myself that way, although I will not claim to be a person of pure logic and reason. So then naturally I asked her if she ever questioned her own beliefs. To see the look on her face you would have thought I had just told her I was going to have a sex change.Her jaw agape, she said "Why the hell would I do that? Everybody agrees with me!"  See? Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2012 02:12 PM

Heh.  That is so odd, isn't it?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 10:51 AM (Iyg03)

156 no: there is nothing "close minded" about know the difference between right and wrong. You wouldn't let a Holocaust Denier appear in a documentary about the Holocaust, would you? If people who have given up opportunities to become wealthy in private industry chose to instead work for gov'ts or non-profit organizations or educational institutions present evidence that something is true, why should we give equal time to those who are influenced by money from private interests?

So are you comparing "private interests" to Nazis?

Also, what's so non-greedy about taking 6 figures from a non-profit?

Also, what is truth?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:52 AM (fNK8e)

157

I just graduated from a northeastern public liberal arts and teaching college.  Among those who are employed by the college and use their benefit to obtain further education, the number one department they enter into is nonprofit studies.

 

They know which side the government cheese is buttered on.

 

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 10:53 AM (I2LwF)

158 heh what category does #19 comment fit into.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 10:53 AM (Ho2rs)

159 I just graduated from a northeastern public liberal arts and teaching college.

I'm in academia.  Sandra Fluke could take whore lessons from these people.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 10:54 AM (fNK8e)

160 For those of you who are interested in funny team mascots and nicknames, the St. Louis Billikens are about to tip off on CBS.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 10:54 AM (I2LwF)

161 heh what category does #19 comment fit into....... Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 02:53 PM




What happened to her name? Did she take a vow of anonymity?

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 10:55 AM (P6QsQ)

162 They know which side the government cheese is buttered on.

Does anyone know where that cheese is sourced because I remember it as the best cheese ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 10:55 AM (piMMO)

163 I wonder how closely political ideology correlates with Myers Briggs personality profiles.

For example, I'm an ENTJ. And one of the prime characteristics of this personality type is that we do not recognize authority based on credentialism, social hierarchies, status, etc...

Instead, every idea is examined on its own merit. In short, if you are accomplished in a particular field and what you say can withstand critical analysis, then an ENTJ will give your words weight. Do this consistently and you will have earned great respect from an ENTJ. Merely assert your inherent authority and demand that  you be respected and you'll be told to fuck off.

But ENTJs are only about 1% of the population. Many other personality types willingly follow authority without question. My wife is one of these. Her first impulse it to always follow the rules, even if the rules are stupid, pointless, or unfair.

Now my wife is conservative, but it took me connecting the dots for her in order to get her voting that way. And we still fight like cats and dogs whenever I reject some societal rule that doesn't make sense to me. She thinks it's arrogance, pig-headedness, or simple rebelliousness when I do this.

Posted by: Warden at March 18, 2012 10:55 AM (KulgD)

164 mama winger who knows.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2012 10:56 AM (Ho2rs)

165

OK what movie is it that Aaron Eckhart releases his dead wife's parrot into the wilds of Seattle?

 

And I really liked the format of that comment. With lots of spaces and then "in Seattle" it's almost like adding "in bed" to fortune cookies.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 10:59 AM (RZ8pf)

166 There are four characteristics to the modern liberal's thought process: * Bien pensants -- they think that their political beliefs make them good people and expound on these views sometimes only for the applause and approval of their peers. * Betes noires -- their worldview depends on a villainous and monstrous "other" to rail against. * Noblesse oblige -- they love to see themselves as a wealthy hero fighting on behalf of the dirty downtrodden, who had better keep themselves downtrodden and subservient to their masters if they know what's best for them. * Psychological projection -- every bad motive they assign to conservatives is one they hold in their heart and they use the other three characteristics to try to mask it or suppress it.

Nice points, AmishDude.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 10:59 AM (Iyg03)

167 I just watched that movie too, but I'm chalking it up to time well spent since I saw a lot of Aaron Eckhart

And, of course, Martin Sheen had to make to requisite appearance as the self-righteous shit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:00 AM (piMMO)

168

Barack Obama dies unexpectedly in a few years, and finds himself in....hell.

 

The Devil says," Well, you are supposed to be here, but we are a little overcrowded right now, so I have to let someone go to make room for you.  You come with me and decide who you want to replace."

 

So Obama follows the Devil into a room with a swimming pool, where Teddy Kennedy has to surface dive all day to try and retrieve something from the bottom of the pool.

 

Barack thinks for a minute, and knows he is a weak swimmer." No, I can't do this" he answers.

 

So in the next room there is Al Gore using a sledge hammer to make little rocks out of big rocks, because he wanted to deny modern technology to so many in his life. The Devil looks at Barack and says, "Well?"

 

And Barack thinks about his shoulder and says,"I've got a bad shoulder, I can't do this all day."

 

So they go to the third room, and there is Bill Clinton, tied down on a bed, with Monica Lewinsky endlessly performing oral sex on him.

 

Barack looks at Clinton thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, I can do this."

 

So the Devil turns to Monica and says, "You're free to go now."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 11:00 AM (sJTmU)

169 I think it's somewhat related to Bill James's "Devil's Theory of Park Effects." Basically, if a team plays in a park that helps hitters, for example, they tend to think their hitting is better than it is, and their pitching is worse than it is. Therefore, they are always trying to improve their pitching at the expense of their hitting, and often end up having better pitching than hitting. Essentially, whatever you think you're really, really good at, you're probably not very good at, because you probably don't work on it much, if at all. And whatever you think you're horrible at, you're probably OK at, because you probably work on it (as long as you think it's important). Posted by: Michael at March 18, 2012 02:36 P

Never heard of that.  It fits, though.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 11:01 AM (Iyg03)

170 139 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle That is avery good point. I would think, not being in that business, that plenty of useful information could be had by sorting past secure information. Wouldn't you like to know if the DPRK tested a nuclear device for the Iranians in 2010 or not? If the ISI has transferred any nuclear material to their proxies? There are good reasons to analyze past data. I agree that developing policy positions based on past diplomatic or intelligence conversations has already proved to be beyond the intelligence communities ken. That is why they were so successful predicting the fall of the Shah and the collapse of the Soviets.... My issue according to the Wired piece as well as other past testimony leaked, is that they are storing and reading everything foreign and domestic. If I had all of my neighbors' banking info, work histories and real time communications data at my fingertips I don't think I or anyone else could be trusted with it and I work with medical secrets every day successfully. Imagine someone who spends their entire adult life trying to gain power holding the keys.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 11:02 AM (9/zVj)

171

Conspiracy theory, Siri is actually SkyNet or HAL. Latest hilarious thing she said to me. The new iPhone 4s ads show the quotation "I could use a latte" so I wanted to see if Siri could actually parse that. She said "I'm sure you can, paranoid, you are quite capable." hahaha she parsed it as a declaritive statement!

 

To her credit, if you say "I need coffee" she's on it at lightning speed and retrieving the nearest coffee places.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:02 AM (RZ8pf)

172 Just now, the intro for a Universal Studios film was playing. It has a air of grandeur about it. It gives rise to the feeling that one is about to partake of great cinema.

Then, The Break Up comes on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:02 AM (piMMO)

173 OK what movie is it that Aaron Eckhart releases his dead wife's parrot into the wilds of Seattle?

Love Happens - really not much to recommend it except the male lead.

Posted by: someone at March 18, 2012 11:04 AM (bqjJT)

174 So the Devil turns to Monica and says, "You're free to go now."


Heh. Is that really so different from what the Dems already do?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:04 AM (piMMO)

175

You need a computer to tell you where to find a coffee joint in Seattle?  lol

 

I kid.  Of course you do.

 

Kidding again!

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:05 AM (I2LwF)

176 Our company uses Net Suite (cloud computing and data retrieval system) because we are spread out all over the world.  It is so infuriating to use a times that I am sure it is a building block of Sky Net.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 11:06 AM (sJTmU)

177

So the Devil turns to Monica and says, "You're free to go now."

 

Oh, wait, so the joke is, he thought he was going to be having sex with a woman?  I don't think he was thinking of it that way.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:06 AM (I2LwF)

178 OK what movie is it that Aaron Eckhart releases his dead wife's parrot into the wilds of Seattle?

Love Happens - really not much to recommend it except the male lead.



Terrible movie. It make the Break Up look goood.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:08 AM (piMMO)

179 What if ... Breitbart faked his own death and hid quietly in his alter-ego as "Ace of Spades"

Hmmmm ... think about it ..
Posted by: Things that make you go Hmmmm at March 18, 2012 02:40 PM

I'll find the truth about the mysterious Ace if I have to follow him to the farthest corners of Earth!

Posted by: Jack McGee, investigative reporter at March 18, 2012 11:08 AM (Y+DPZ)

180

Daybrother, but I got the feeling from the article that they were talking about way back information (1970s-80s), because it was about the DES information, not the AES information which they have not yet cracked, but which I assume most of the current stuff like Iranian nuclear secrets and North Korea missile testing is in.

 

But,  yeah, agreed, a little bit creepy to think that every single bit of information you do from ATM withdrawals to clothing purchases, to e-mails, text messages, and even posts on blogs is about to be stored in Utah for data mining by a US security agency. Of course I guess all of that has been stored for a while, all Utah gets them is super fast computers with massive storage which will make it easier for them to run their little digital fingers over to pull out the juicy bits.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:08 AM (RZ8pf)

181 >>>129 [How so, Fritz?]

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at March 18, 2012 02:41 PM (rZZA3)

How is this a crackpot theory?  Or how could Michelle be a precious, delicate wallflower?

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2012 11:08 AM (KWdVT)

182 Oh, wait, so the joke is, he thought he was going to be having sex with a woman? I don't think he was thinking of it that way.

 

 

 

Posted by: Truman North

 

 

I hate you guys. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 11:09 AM (sJTmU)

183

Yeah, Truman North, I guess it's true, swing a cat around here and you'll hit a coffee shop.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:10 AM (RZ8pf)

184 To her credit, if you say "I need coffee" she's on it at lightning speed and retrieving the nearest coffee places.

What is you specify that you need a good cup of coffee and not that burnt roast swill that Starbucks passes off as coffee?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:10 AM (piMMO)

185 Dead Horse, I tried your question, she doesn't understand "I need to pick up Papa"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:13 AM (RZ8pf)

186 Eh.  It's true everywhere, PGiS.  Just Seattle has the reputation for a coffee shop density approaching unity. 

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:14 AM (I2LwF)

187 " Yeah, Truman North, I guess it's true, swing a cat around here and you'll hit a coffee shop." Oh sure, slap a liberoid with a trout and the animal rights folks climb all over you, but nobody has a problem tossing cats to find the nearest coffee shop. rotfl

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:14 AM (R5yLq)

188 There's a secondary school corollary to the Dunning-Kruger Effect: The stupidest students have the least reluctance to confidently spouting stupidest things.

****

I saw a good example this morning on CSPAN.  William Fowler did a presentation on his book, An American Crisis, which concerns a political crisis implicating George Washington after the Battle Of Yorktown which might have drastically altered the history of the US.  In his presentation he casually mentioned that during the height of the political crisis word came from Paris that the hostilities of the Revolutionary War were over.  After his presentation he opened it up for questions.  The first question from an eager participant was that she had always believed that we fought the Revolutionary War against the British but since word of the end of the war came from Paris she was pleased to hear that it was actually the French we fought against.

Damn frogs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 18, 2012 11:16 AM (TVvXc)

189 Oh sure, slap a liberoid with a trout and the animal rights folks climb all over you, but nobody has a problem tossing cats to find the nearest coffee shop. They'd do it to you if they had the chance.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:16 AM (I2LwF)

190 It follows thar someone who views himself as merely "mostly right" is likely always right. :-)

Posted by: MostlyRight at March 18, 2012 11:16 AM (ZG8Ti)

191 "They'd do it to you if they had the chance." The cats, or the liberoids? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:17 AM (R5yLq)

192 Obama Is A Stuttering Clusterf*ck Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at March 18, 2012 11:18 AM (KtT0H)

193 And a misspell immediately damages the case...

Posted by: MostlyRight at March 18, 2012 11:18 AM (ZG8Ti)

194 I have a B.A. in political science.  I knew such a degree was "worthless"... but I didn't know it was actually worthless-worthless.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:19 AM (I2LwF)

195 I don't know if this qualifies as a good Crackpot Theory, perhaps it's just mediocre.  Anyways I will copy/paste the some of the text.  ATK announced that it is being awarded an Indefinite Delivery/Indefinite Quantity (IDIQ) agreement from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (DHS, ICE) for .40 caliber ammunition. This contract features a base of 12 months, includes four option years, and will have a maximum volume of 450 million rounds.   http://tinyurl.com/74mg77j   Also, how much of the 450 million .40 caliber rounds will wind up walking across the border to Mexico?  Or is this part of the Grand Vision to have a Civilian National Security Force armed and funded just like our military is?  http://tinyurl.com/ac7xye  skip to 16:45 for the quote.  WTF is a Civilian National Security Force?  I thought matters such as those are administered by the National Guard?  Is this CNSF going to take orders only  from President for Life Obama?    I don't know about you, but I am inclined to believe that this is a Big Effing Deal.  I know.  That's crazy talk.  Never mind.

Posted by: political correctness czar at March 18, 2012 11:21 AM (Q2Ne0)

196 As far as I know, only one video of him exists, and I can't find it again for the life of me. It's not heavily promoted.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 18, 2012 03:16 PM (U9NWP)-

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I posted a pic of him at CPAC a few years ago.

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 11:24 AM (YdQQY)

197 Progressive “science” seeks to replace the natural world with some invention of their psyche where the laws of Nature no longer apply, where truth is relative and facts are immaterial. It is akin to a modern form of alchemy, seeking the formula to change lead into gold.



Posted by: utahprez at March 18, 2012 11:24 AM (wlVR3)

198 I don't know about you, but I am inclined to believe that this is a Big Effing Deal. I know. That's crazy talk. Never mind.





Shut up, or you will just give the Democrats more ammunition with which to laugh at us, and we will lose the election.  So please stop talking about anything that might be construed as a power play by the Obama Administration, who in reality are only doing what government has done for years. Decades even.  This public service announcement brought to you by the previous thread.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:25 AM (P6QsQ)

199 re: 146 -- StuckOnStupid.

I am being sarcastic...

Posted by: mallfly at March 18, 2012 11:27 AM (bJm7W)

200 From Crackpots Theories Unlimited

The Asshole Theory of Government

This Crackpot Theory has now been made into a short film called Theories of Government #9 by an Australian filmmaker named Larry Larstead.

Problem: Why is it that no matter what kind of political system man devises it always ends up going bad?
Answer: Because no political thinker has yet managed to solve the problem of the Asshole.

Sure, the details often differ, but when you come right down to it all forms of government run into the same problem: What does society do with the asshole? Nobody has yet come up with a satisfactory answer, and this is why the vision of life on Earth as put forth in Star Trek has failed to materialize. No matter what principles you build your system on, there will always be some asshole out there who can screw it up and pervert it from its presumed ends. LetÂ’s break it down with a few familiar examples:

System: Capitalism.

Principle: Efficiency and virtue will be rewarded by the market; only the truly useful will survive. Those who cannot make it to the top will be employed in the service of those who have, and if anyone falls through the cracks, private charity will alleviate the worst of their misery.
Problem: Some asshole with money and power will always be trying to fix the market to protect his own assets. Also, assholes donÂ’t give a damn about the suffering of others and have no incentive to take care of them.

System: Communism.

Principle: Everyone cooperates and shares the work and the wealth so that everyoneÂ’s needs are taken care of.
Problem: Some asshole will always try to get out of doing his share of the work while at the same time collecting his share of the profits.

System: Fascism.

Principle: Everyone surrenders their will to the State, whose leaders will decide what is best for the people.
Problem: Fascist leaders are almost always assholes.

System: Pacifism.

Principle: Nobody hurts anyone else.
Problem: Some asshole is always going to be willing to hurt you to get what he wants.

System: Anarchy.

Principle: People are left to themselves to do as they see fit without being hassled by The Man.
Problem: Left to themselves, most people will behave like assholes.

System: Democracy.

Principle: Government by the people, for the people.
Problem: Get enough assholes in one place, and youÂ’ve got government by assholes for assholes.

And so on. It really is quite a knotty problem, because the asshole is a peculiarly intractable and unmanageable sort. The true asshole cannot be appealed to in the name of any ideal, or in the name of the public good, or even in the name of other people he knows and presumably cares about. The true asshole is driven by one thing and one thing only, and that is to do what he damn well wants to do no matter who else he hurts along the way. You cannot convince the asshole to comply voluntarily; therefore your system of government must have in place a way of punishing the asshole when he oversteps the line. But a real asshole has surprising powers of resistance, and ultimately can require you to mobilize such a huge penal system that you discover, having finally quashed the asshole, that you have quashed all the ordinary law-abiding citizens along with him. Paradoxically, the more freedom your system allows its citizens, the greater room the asshole has to work his assholic will on those around him.

The only system of government that would actually work would be one where, somehow, the assholes could be detected by an impartiable and incorruptible Asshole Detention Board and exiled to a desert island somewhere. But unfortunately even this is impractical, because there is a little bit of the asshole in all of us.

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 11:27 AM (YdQQY)

201 I've got a crackpot theory.  If we play nice with the progressives and compromise with them, they will learn that we are not stupid, crazy, evil hillbillies and like us.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 18, 2012 11:27 AM (TVvXc)

202 ParanoidGirlInSeattle Extremely creepy! The "between the lines" I got was that they were building the complex because they were already successful at cracking AES. Of course, I may be saying that because my cat whispered it into my ear while I was sleeping... "But first the supercomputer must break the encryption, and to do that, speed is everything. The faster the computer, the faster it can break codes. The Data Encryption Standard, the 56-bit predecessor to the AES, debuted in 1976 and lasted about 25 years. The AES made its first appearance in 2001 and is expected to remain strong and durable for at least a decade. But if the NSA has secretly built a computer that is considerably faster than machines in the unclassified arena, then the agency has a chance of breaking the AES in a much shorter time. And with Bluffdale in operation, the NSA will have the luxury of storing an ever-expanding archive of intercepts until that breakthrough comes along." Â….Wired http://tinyurl.com/6slmeg7

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 11:27 AM (9/zVj)

203 Progressive “science” seeks to replace the natural world with some
invention of their psyche where the laws of Nature no longer apply,
where truth is relative and facts are immaterial. It is akin to a modern
form of alchemy, seeking the formula to change lead into gold.



Posted by: utahprez at March 18, 2012 03:24 PM



By any chance did you see the article someone linked to this morning, about genetically engineering for smaller-sized children, who theoretically will consume less resources, and thus reduce global warming?

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:28 AM (P6QsQ)

204 WTF is a Civilian National Security Force?

Think 1984.

or this... http://bit.ly/vZvPpB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:29 AM (piMMO)

205 Fast & Furious is nothing to laugh at.  And no, I will not shut up.

Posted by: political correctness czar at March 18, 2012 11:29 AM (Q2Ne0)

206 "I am being sarcastic..." Sarcasm. Hmm.. never heard of it. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:29 AM (R5yLq)

207 I've got a crackpot theory. If we play nice with the progressives and compromise with them, they will learn that we are not stupid, crazy, evil hillbillies and like us.

If you hug a terrorist.....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:30 AM (piMMO)

208 Fast Furious is nothing to laugh at. And no, I will not shut up.
Posted by: political correctness czar at March 18, 2012 03:29 PM


I am in agreement with you.  I should have included my sarc tag on that previous post. 

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:30 AM (P6QsQ)

209 Problem: Why is it that no matter what kind of political system man devises it always ends up going bad? Answer: Because no political thinker has yet managed to solve the problem of the Asshole. Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 03:27 PM

Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 11:31 AM (Iyg03)

210 By any chance did you see the article someone linked to this morning, about genetically engineering for smaller-sized children, who theoretically will consume less resources, and thus reduce global warming?

*****

That should prove interesting considering all the effing growth hormones in meat and the genetic reengineering of fruits and vegetables. Kind of like taking uppers and downers at the same time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:32 AM (piMMO)

211 "Fast Furious is nothing to laugh at. And no, I will not shut up." Actually I thought it was hilarious. We watched it last night, and that part where Vin Diesel is yammering on about double clutching in a drag race - every time I hear that I laugh my ass off. Obviously they either didn't listen to their technical adviser, or hired somebody that didn't know jack shit about drag racing. You would never double-clutch during a 1/4 mile sprint. Double clutching is a technique used in road racing to downshift for a curve or turn. And they call us morons.. rotflmao

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:32 AM (R5yLq)

212

By any chance did you see the article someone linked to this morning, about genetically engineering for smaller-sized children, who theoretically will consume less resources, and thus reduce global warming?

 

Sounds like a theory to breed better concubines for pedophiles.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:32 AM (I2LwF)

213 Is anyone else tired of having to type the brackets to italicize? I give up. I'm going back to my asterisks.


*****

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:32 AM (piMMO)

214 Problem: Why is it that no matter what kind of political system man devises it always ends up going bad? Answer: Because no political thinker has yet managed to solve the problem of the Asshole. Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2012 03:27 PM

Can't we have one thread that doesn't mention Michelle?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 18, 2012 11:33 AM (TVvXc)

215 Has anyone else watched South Park's "Reverse Cowgirl" episode yet?

They rip the TSA a new one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:34 AM (piMMO)

216 "Can't we have one thread that doesn't mention Michelle?" Maybe when they open a "No Wookie talk allowed" thread.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:34 AM (R5yLq)

217 The scientist in the article about genetically engineered children also talked about a goal of his as to figuring out how cats can see so well in the dark, engineering that trait into humans, so as to be able to use less lightbulbs in the future.

I think he calls himself a medical ethicist.  He made a big deal about how this enhances freedom, because now you could choose between having two regular sized children, or three smaller sized children.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:35 AM (P6QsQ)

218 "By any chance did you see the article someone linked to this morning, about genetically engineering for smaller-sized children, who theoretically will consume less resources, and thus reduce global warming? " Do does that mean I can get all offended when this new race of midgets makes fun of me for being too tall? Wow.. my own protected class. Cool

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:36 AM (R5yLq)

219

Oh see I got the opposite creepy paranoia, daybrother, they are building the complex because now they have super fast computers and in order break the encryption they need massive amounts of data, and since now they also have the ability to store that massive amount of data, the facility in Utah will combine the fast computers, the massive data, and then break AES.

 

 

In the meantime I assume both classified and unclassified projects are happening to invent UES (ultra encryption standard, or perhaps "uber")

 

But, I wholeheartedly embrace my stupidity in cryptography, so I'm mostly speaking out of my butt here. Though if I had the technical chops, that would have been the technology field I went into.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:36 AM (RZ8pf)

220 C J Burch, there's an older version: Alger Hiss dies and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks over a page in a book... Roosevelt Administration... helped found the UN... okay, very good, St Peter says, you go through that door there... as Hiss opens the door, St Peter calls out "Good Luck!" Hiss turns to thank St Peter and a furious wind blows him through door. Splat! After a moment, Hiss gets to his feet and realizes that he's in excrement up to his chin. Looking around, he recognizes Deal Acheson in the distance and manages to work his way over. "Some terrible situation we're in!" Hiss yells, and Acheson yells back, "You think so? Wait till Joe McCarthy comes by in his speed boat!"

Sarcasm guys, come on, it's not like I've never boon here before...

Posted by: mallfly at March 18, 2012 11:36 AM (bJm7W)

221 Can't we have one thread that doesn't mention Michelle?
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 18, 2012 03:33 PM
--------
See, this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 18, 2012 11:36 AM (TrNbx)

222

I'd kill you and eat you rather than go without FOOD!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

Posted by: Michael Morbidly Obese Fat Motherfucka at March 18, 2012 11:37 AM (wki7A)

223 so when does something moves from conspiracy  to defraud from a sensible million piles of laws that are good for us?
for instance global warming with bits of truthiness data smeared with tons of faked data does it matter  who is invested in making this a Truthy  thing??  is that considered a conspiracy?

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 11:37 AM (TomZ9)

224 move* er not,' moves from'

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 11:38 AM (TomZ9)

225 Dead Horse, I tried your question, she doesn't understand "I need to pick up Papa"

There was a site that you could text questions to and they'd send the answers, kinda Kathryn Hepburn in Desk Settish. So I texted them to ask "Why do birds suddenly appear, any time, you are near?"

I can't remember the site or the answer but I remember it took about 15 minutes for them to come up with something really, really smart ass and I remember LMAO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:38 AM (piMMO)

226

I didn't get this huge without being annoyingly greedy....works for me!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

Posted by: Michael Morbidly Obese Fat Motherfucka at March 18, 2012 11:38 AM (wki7A)

227 "In the meantime I assume both classified and unclassified projects are happening to invent UES (ultra encryption standard, or perhaps "uber") " Actually the reason that the European version of internet explorer and the american version are different is that cracking 128 bit and higher encryption is still difficult and time consuming, even for the NSA. That's why they won't allow it to be exported. Whoops.. sorry, geek mode off.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:40 AM (R5yLq)

228 mama, was that also an ethicist from Oxford?

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 11:40 AM (TomZ9)

229 Irony: "liberals" see themselves as anti-establishment rebels but are constantly herding together, appealing to authority, and calling themselves the 99%.

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2012 11:40 AM (8ra42)

230

You should see my TP bill...I NEED to be rich to pay for that. But I really wouldn't mind it if you did. We need universal TP paid for by the government.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

Posted by: Michael Morbidly Obese Fat Motherfucka at March 18, 2012 11:40 AM (wki7A)

231 They may be superior, but we're better armed.

Posted by: dogfish at March 18, 2012 11:41 AM (N2yhW)

232 "I am in agreement with you. I should have included my sarc tag on that previous post."  Thank you for clarifying that Mama.  For a minute there I had a flashback of a time years ago when I would post at LGF and Chuckies ankle biting lapdogs would pounce on my every post (till I was banned).  What a sick twisted place that blog became.

Posted by: political correctness czar at March 18, 2012 11:41 AM (Q2Ne0)

233 Do does that mean I can get all offended when this new race of midgets makes fun of me for being too tall?

Whack-a-mole has taught us how to deal with the situation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:41 AM (piMMO)

234

I gotta uh theory on why AmeriKKKa is such a rotten place.

It has to do with skin color.

Posted by: B+rry Ob+owmao at March 18, 2012 11:42 AM (wki7A)

235 "Whack-a-mole has taught us how to deal with the situation." Yes, whack-a-mole. The I-Ching. Nuff said. Grasshopper has learned well today master. Lol.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 11:42 AM (R5yLq)

236 mama, was that also an ethicist from Oxford?
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 03:40 PM


I forgot to bookmark the link, and now I can't find it.  I can't recall where he was from.  Maybe I can scout around for it.  Strictly typing my summary from memory.  I found it appalling.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:44 AM (P6QsQ)

237 because now you could choose between having two regular sized children, or three smaller sized children.


Absolutely NO chance for any unintended consequences arising out of this plan

Posted by: someone at March 18, 2012 11:44 AM (bqjJT)

238 re: hacking the human genome for the invironment;  I have the article, or one like it.  Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:45 AM (I2LwF)

239 or a minute there I had a flashback of a time years ago when I would post at LGF and Chuckies ankle biting lapdogs would pounce on my every post (till I was banned). What a sick twisted place that blog became.
Posted by: political correctness czar at March 18, 2012 03:41 PM



As a Little Green Footstench alumni myself, I understand perfectly. 

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:46 AM (P6QsQ)

240

Sigh... I just realized I will never get back to my original weight. 

 

 

 

8 lbs 5 oz was kind of unrealistic anyway.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:47 AM (I2LwF)

241 they guy who wants to breed smaller people, maybe he can also breed them with smaller brains so they don't need to be told to vote for the Democrats. And think of all the jobs we'd create for people to tear down all our housing and replace it with smaller stairs and doors. MAYBE HE CAN EXPERIMENT ON HILLARY CLINTON'S ANKLES!!! ok, is that clear enough?

Posted by: mallfly at March 18, 2012 11:48 AM (bJm7W)

242 I got the dream middle class job. I get paid a lot and do nothing. I got a slow speed train to Scranton to catch. See ya!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Fucking Biden at March 18, 2012 11:49 AM (wki7A)

243 ParanoidGirlInSeattle It is over my head too for the most part. Had a childhood friend whoes Dad did it for a living back in WW II and I never understood what he was talking about over dinner. But from what I have read lately I gather that quantum computing will enable computing power far beyond current imagination but with the benefit that encryption using the same engineering will be "unbreakable". One can only hope.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 11:49 AM (9/zVj)

244 Found that link: 
How Engineering the Human Body Could Combat Climate Change


http://bit.ly/wc3HAD


The lead author of the paper, S. Matthew Liao, is a professor of philosophy and bioethics at New York University.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:50 AM (P6QsQ)

245 It seems to me that many people invest such energy in their beliefs that those beliefs become part of them.  Thus, when you argue against global warming, for example, those people think you are actually calling them stupid.  That seems to be why leftists get so enraged when their hear a different viewpoint.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2012 11:50 AM (i0App)

246 Dead Horse, wow Desk Set is one of my favorite movies! I've never known anyone else who knew that movie. I wanted to have Katherine Hepburn's job when I grew up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 11:51 AM (RZ8pf)

247 I still can't believe the SCOAMF whacked me.

Posted by: Zombie bin Laden at March 18, 2012 11:52 AM (wki7A)

248 I forgot. There is one great scene in The Break Up. Vaughn's about to get his ass stomped by a dancing sprite.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 11:53 AM (piMMO)

249 "the paper suggests that parents could make use of genetic engineering or hormone therapy in order to birth smaller, less resource-intensive children"   http://tinyurl.com/7dmljbl   Cut/Jib/Newsletter.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 18, 2012 11:54 AM (Q2Ne0)

250 Low birth weight babies!  Do it for GAIA!

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 11:55 AM (P6QsQ)

251 I have a B.A. in political science. I knew such a degree was "worthless"... but I didn't know it was actually worthless-worthless.

It's like a Ph.D. in economics: The more you "learn" about the subject, the less you know, especially compared to a well-informed amateur.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 11:55 AM (fNK8e)

252 I just wish I had a chance to whack Preznit Post Turtle first. I would have laughed until I choked on my goat if Biden became President.

Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at March 18, 2012 11:55 AM (jucos)

253

IQ = Incompetance Quotient

 

B+rry's is off the chart.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2012 11:55 AM (wki7A)

254

They just found a huge oil field right off the Irish coast.  The US military ought to be there by Christmas to liberate Ireland and restore their democracy.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:55 AM (I2LwF)

255 ...after which, a Chinese company will come to develop the oil field.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 11:56 AM (I2LwF)

256 Although late to the conspiracy topic on this thread, I note what Obamao and Holder have managed to do WITHIN the constraints of a reasonable well written Constitution, and I shudder to think what they can do with a "do-nothing" congress and this EO as written.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 18, 2012 11:58 AM (i3+c5)

257 Dead Horse, wow Desk Set is one of my favorite movies! I've never known anyone else who knew that movie. I wanted to have Katherine Hepburn's job when I grew up.

****

Desk Set is a great movie, much better than Bringin Up Baby.

Despite the whole dating a married man thing, I LOVED KH. She was tough and independent and one of the guys when women weren't.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:00 PM (piMMO)

258 SoS I'm pretty sure there have been several white papers published since that time frame demonstrating that 128 has been boinked with unclassified machines. Here's one: http://tinyurl.com/3z26fzv I have to export myself to work.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 18, 2012 12:01 PM (9/zVj)

259 My favorite is the Che face on the bumper of the S-class mercedes. I see it regularly.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 18, 2012 12:01 PM (u50z0)

260 Yeah, because low birth weight babies don't have problems..................oh wait, I get it............their sacrament strikes again.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 18, 2012 12:02 PM (u50z0)

261 Who's up for a Savannah, Jekyl Island, or Jax meetup?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:03 PM (piMMO)

262 It's worth noting that the Nazis never lacked for 'intellectuals' to support their positions.

Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2012 12:04 PM (MMC8r)

263 "SoS I'm pretty sure there have been several white papers published since that time frame demonstrating that 128 has been boinked with unclassified machines. " Could be, remember reading some articles about it a few years back but in computer terms that was the stone age.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:07 PM (R5yLq)

264 Guess who is getting his own "roots" show on PBS?












Henry Louis Gates Jr!!!! Let's tap a keg!

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 18, 2012 12:08 PM (u50z0)

265 Myers Briggs is no more scientifically valid than astrological signs. It's just made up bunk.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 12:08 PM (ZPrif)

266 Myers Briggs is no more scientifically valid than astrological signs. It's just made up bunk.

****

The same person, taking the test on different days, would score very differently.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:09 PM (piMMO)

267 "Who's up for a Savannah, Jekyl Island, or Jax meetup?" Lol.. would love to, but I haven't even been allowed to get off the couch all day. Oldsis has been watching me like a hawk. She won't even let me into the kitchen to stir my own chili, so I'm guessing a roadtrip is completely out of the question.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:10 PM (R5yLq)

268 I've had the same thought as Palandine regarding the Obama birth certificate.  It's just the kind of thing that he'd fight desperately to protect, even though it should be meaningless.

Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2012 12:10 PM (XzxB+)

269 IQ is useless. They no longer chart as high as I score and yet my brain tastes like margarine while I prefer butter. Huh? Oh. Yeah, I'm dumber than toast. Yummy, yummy toast. Real life examples of whatever is being discussed here (I've forgotten): Racist women. The most overt racists in my experience have been condescending women who infantilize blacks and trivialize history while informing all of their own enlightened nature. I had another example but my brain has moved on to thoughts of cinnamon toast. Yummy, yummy cinnamon toast.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:10 PM (sqVOl)

270 " IQ is useless." Not completely. It's a really great indicator of how well you score on an IQ test. Other than that of course.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:12 PM (R5yLq)

271
Lol.. would love to, but I haven't even been allowed to get off the couch all day. Oldsis has been watching me like a hawk. She won't even let me into the kitchen to stir my own chili, so I'm guessing a roadtrip is completely out of the question.

***

No today, silly!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:13 PM (piMMO)

272 not

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:13 PM (piMMO)

273 "No today, silly!" Lol.. well she's also been watching me blog for most the day and laughing her ass off. She's not real happy with her nickname though so apparently I'll have to come up with a new one.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:14 PM (R5yLq)

274

I spent my whole academic like being called "gifted" because of one damn IQ test I took when I was five.  I have a facitilty for the English language.  Otherwise, I'm borderline-retarded.

 

But people keep having "high hopes" for me.  I should be in a fucking adult daycare.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:14 PM (I2LwF)

275 I really have no life at all.

I just got my 10 year badge at Pogo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:14 PM (piMMO)

276 I disagree on Myers-Briggs, Clubber.  The original theory was very limited in its claims, and it created reproducible results.  It didn't try to prove too much.  It's the people who adapted the theory subsequently it for other purposes who made it look like hocus pocus.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 12:15 PM (Iyg03)

277

She's not real happy with her nickname though so apparently I'll have to come up with a new one.

 

Yes... Mrs. Stupid doesn't quite work.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:15 PM (I2LwF)

278 244. Unbreakable encryption means there's no stopping Skynet!?!

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:16 PM (sqVOl)

279 "But people keep having "high hopes" for me. I should be in a fucking adult daycare." Umm.. Truman.. look around man. Seriously, look around. What do you think this place is? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:16 PM (R5yLq)

280 " Unbreakable encryption means there's no stopping Skynet!?!" Stop it.. hell.. I'm rooting for it.. lol All Hail SMOD!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:17 PM (R5yLq)

281

Unbreakable encryption?  Obviously never met my erection.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:17 PM (I2LwF)

282 There is no stopping SkyNet. It's just a matter of when at this point. And some would argue a lot of it has already happened.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 12:17 PM (RZ8pf)

283 #1

He had that power the day he took office. It was an existing document. The new version only updates it for changes to things it references such as agencies and cabinet positions.

This isn't a power grab. It's a power retention. If he had opted to not renew it with updates, that would be a far more interesting story. It has been in place for so long that this would cause a lot of problems. At the very least a new document would be needed to smooth over the changes from the relinquishment of power so that the various responders would know what to do if an actual emergency came up.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:18 PM (kcfmt)

284 Umm.. Truman.. look around man. Seriously, look around. What do you think this place is?

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 04:16 PM (R5yLq)

 

 

I know, right  It occurs to me that I just missed the irony.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:18 PM (I2LwF)

285 I only read the headlines, "Anybody got any good crackpot theories?", that way I won't be polluted by a bunch of crockpot theories that are not my own. The short answer is "Yes, I have some good crockpot theories!", and most of them involve cattle mutilation and wine based marinades and vegetables! I forgot to mention pepper. Pepper plays heavily into all of my crockpot theories!

Posted by: And Irresolute at March 18, 2012 12:18 PM (RC3M9)

286 Why did I read "adult daycare" as "adult diapers"?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 12:19 PM (RZ8pf)

287 Never laff when a hearse goes by, or you will be the next to die.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2012 12:19 PM (mdhVr)

288 "There is no stopping SkyNet. It's just a matter of when at this point. And some would argue a lot of it has already happened." Well I know Hollywood has always had this paranoid fantasy about a computer becoming self aware and then going all homicidal. Me personally, I think if you ever did have a machine that is based on logical, orderly processes that achieved a level of self awareness, the first thing it would do would be to ask: "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:20 PM (R5yLq)

289

Obama doesn't eat pussy. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Iowan at March 18, 2012 12:20 PM (ThWsS)

290 "I know, right It occurs to me that I just missed the irony." Lol.. it's all good. I'm still laughing my ass off at the whack-a-mole thing.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:20 PM (R5yLq)

291 I'm an INTP. Get it? Get it? I wish I had a joke about being into toilet paper. Maybe that's a fetish for me. Myers Briggs says so... must be true! Let me know when you find a good adult daycare. I miss fingerpainting.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:21 PM (sqVOl)

292 #2

JFK himself wasn't too big on the way the story was played up to promote him. Once, when a reporter asked him how he became a war hero he replied, "They sank my boat."

I suspect he felt a little guilty about the incident being distorted into a positive for his bio. His brother Teddy apparent;y never had that sort of problem.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:21 PM (kcfmt)

293 Oh, crap, I just found another photograph of Ace.  Link in my sig.  SFW.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:21 PM (I2LwF)

294 Obama doesn't eat pussy. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Iowan at March 18, 2012 04:20 PM (ThWsS)

More like porcupine.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2012 12:21 PM (mdhVr)

295 People had high hopes for me too.

I'll be happympfs if I'm not found dead, face down in a Best Western motel room in Northeastern PA.

Then its all good.


And Charles Barkley is an ignoramus.

Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 12:22 PM (TlwCF)

296 "Let me know when you find a good adult daycare. I miss fingerpainting." It's called Berkley. Google "Liberal Arts Degree". Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:22 PM (R5yLq)

297 This strikes a chord with me in the climate science area.  When I see such sites as "Open Mind", the first thing that pops into my head is that it is likely not to be very open-minded at all, unless your opinions match those of the site.  Same with "Real Climate".  When I see a site that has "real" or "truth" in the title, I know I am likely getting just the opposite.


Posted by: crosspatch at March 18, 2012 12:23 PM (ZbLJZ)

298 Charles Barkley doesn't even look like he's remotely enjoying himself, either.

Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 12:24 PM (I2LwF)

299 Let me know when you find a good adult daycare. I miss fingerpainting. Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 04:21 PM




If you get put into a Psych Ward on a 3-day hold, they sometimes let you go to art therapy.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 12:24 PM (P6QsQ)

300 The first question from an eager participant was that she had always believed that we fought the Revolutionary War against the British but since word of the end of the war came from Paris she was pleased to hear that it was actually the French we fought against.
That's so stupid. The British must have beat us because we speak English don't we?

Posted by: kelly bundy at March 18, 2012 12:24 PM (6RnvM)

301 When I see a site that has "real" or "truth" in the title, I know I am likely getting just the opposite.


Posted by: crosspatch at March 18, 2012 04:23 PM


I feel the same way when I see someone calling themselves a "medical ethicist".

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 12:26 PM (P6QsQ)

302 After all, we are superior.  Pbbbt.

Eh.  See?  I tried.  I just can't pull it off. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 12:26 PM (Iyg03)

303 [b

Obama laughed. Then he joked that maybe the trigger should be his own removal from office. Biden deadpanned: Republicans might just go for that.

Posted by: Rutherford Birchard Hayes at March 18, 2012 12:28 PM (e8kgV)

304 "That's so stupid. The British must have beat us because we speak English don't we?" Umm... ya... Fingerpaints! We need fingerpaints over here.. STAT! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:28 PM (R5yLq)

305 300. Perfect! I also miss being frisked and cuffed.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:29 PM (sqVOl)

306 That's so stupid. The British must have beat us because we speak English don't we?

They don't think so.

Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 12:30 PM (joSBv)

307 It is a core division between the left and right. The most recent major work on the subject is Mark Levin's 'Ameritopia.'

The left has always believed in the perfectibility of humankind. This has been repeated by all of the great mass murderers looking to winnow down the population solely those meeting their definition for advancing the species. The French Revolution, Russian Revolution, Chinese Revolution, Cambodian Revolution, Korea, etc.

Are we the only ones to have a revolution without a mountain of corpses in the aftermath?

Drawing from the Bible but just as valid for us non-religious sorts, the right believes humankind is flawed and this nature must be expected in the conduct of our affairs. We succumb to temptation, we make bad choices, we deceive ourselves, etc. This does not make us evil. Merely human.

Part of this is understanding that too much power invested in government leads to disaster because the government is composed of people and inevitably flawed as a result. A bad decision made in high office is a bad decision made for the entire nation. Thus it is a good idea to keep the number of these wide ranging choices to a minimum.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:33 PM (kcfmt)

308 “In short, a person’s incompetence inhibits their ability to recognize his or her incompetence. The people who think they are the smartest are the dumbest, essentially, because they are blind to their stupidity. The people who think they know better know the least.”

Not to go all metaphysical but self-awareness is the base for understanding everything else. If one is not capable of being self-aware — of knowing that self with which one is most intimate and familiar — how can one genuinely assess anything else?

The trouble with blind spots is that we can't see our own.

Posted by: Jix at March 18, 2012 12:33 PM (VDKgR)

309 Very good, pumpkin. Now leave daddy alone.

Posted by: al bundy at March 18, 2012 12:33 PM (6RnvM)

310 The trouble with blind spots is that we can't see our own.

****

A plank in the eye

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:36 PM (piMMO)

311 Drawing from the Bible but just as valid for us non-religious sorts, the right believes humankind is flawed and this nature must be expected in the conduct of our affairs. We succumb to temptation, we make bad choices, we deceive ourselves, etc. This does not make us evil. Merely human.

Part of this is understanding that too much power invested in government leads to disaster because the government is composed of people and inevitably flawed as a result. A bad decision made in high office is a bad decision made for the entire nation. Thus it is a good idea to keep the number of these wide ranging choices to a minimum.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 04:33 PM


Agreed.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2012 12:37 PM (Iyg03)

312 Are we the only ones to have a revolution without a mountain of corpses in the aftermath?

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 04:33 PM (kcfmt)

Actually, that sort of post-revolutionary opposition bloodfest was generally the creative fruits of the French Revolution, which, sadly, has finally won the West.  The American Revolution was pronounced dead on Nov 4th, 2008 with the election of an ineligible retard from the Third World who held us, our institutions and our nation in nothing but contempt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 12:38 PM (X3lox)

313 Like radio tubes, genes do not determine form but rather, receive the, heretofore undetectable, gaia signal for a particular species that actually controls development.

Posted by: toby928© at March 18, 2012 12:38 PM (GTbGH)

314 The speed of light varies with the strength of the gravitational field.

Posted by: toby928© at March 18, 2012 12:39 PM (GTbGH)

315 Here ya go morons.

Now, from a chick perspective, call me closed-minded, but I would immediately rule out anyone who's done POV anal on screen or has dated Marilyn Manson.

http://bit.ly/9o12R5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:40 PM (piMMO)

316

Nope.  Can't get out of it.  The "volunteers" from each state are put up at a nice hotel for 2-6 years.  Their staffs are from temp firms.  The new Congress has to come up with a budget within a given time or they don't get to watch tv.

Admittedly, I have to work on this plan some more.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at March 18, 2012 12:40 PM (7l7KA)

317 Morgan Freeman is on tv right now telling me we can move forward in time but not reverse. The astronaut who has been in space the longest has actually in the future by .94 seconds.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 12:41 PM (tKFT6)

318 Nope. Can't get out of it. The "volunteers" from each state are put up at a nice hotel for 2-6 years. Their staffs are from temp firms. The new Congress has to come up with a budget within a given time or they don't get to watch tv.
Admittedly, I have to work on this plan some more.

***

You're getting close. We need to restore the concept of "service" to civil service. It's not supposed to be a fucking money-making, power-tripping adventure.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:42 PM (piMMO)

319 From the article: One of the creepiest people I ever knew sought out positions of authority on ethical panels. He had to be one the least ethical, least well-suited people to serve in such a position, but he thought he was fantastic, and very well-suited to judge the behavior of others. Sounds like the UN Human Rights Commission. Or the UN as a whole.

Posted by: Kosh's Shadow at March 18, 2012 12:43 PM (qxphV)

320 "JFK himself wasn't too big on the way the story was played up to promote him. Once, when a reporter asked him how he became a war hero he replied, "They sank my boat." " Rotfl.. the only PT Boat ever to be sunk, in all of history, by being rammed. The PT boat was small Fast, and light. Sort of the WWII version of a speedboat with a bit of armor and a few torpedoes. So how could it be possible that a small, fast, very maneuverable craft like that could be rammed by a destroyer? Complete and total incompetence. Nothing else would excuse it. Even if you couldn't see your hand in front of your face A Japanese destroyer of that era would make enough noise to wake the dead, you would hear it coming from a mile away on something as small and open as a PT boat. The only thing that makes sense is that Kennedy and his crew were asleep at the wheel. Literally. Otherwise they would have avoided a collision with ease.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:43 PM (R5yLq)

321 If child care is called Bright Beginnings, is adult daycare The Bitter End?

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 12:43 PM (2Gb0y)

322 Morgan Freeman is on tv right now telling me we can move forward in time but not reverse. The astronaut who has been in space the longest has actually in the future by .94 seconds.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 04:41 PM (tKFT6)



The astronaut didn't move forward in time.  His time slowed down.  He was "put on temporal ice", as it were.

Morgan Freeman got confused.  His granddaughter girlfriend was distracting him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 12:44 PM (X3lox)

323 #289

I've always found that conspiracies involving technology are usually most appealing to people who are bad at technology.

A repeating meme is that we didn't develop the leaps in technology in the post-war era by ourselves. We had help from aliens or shoplifted it from their crashed ships. There was even a Star Trek Voyager story that had this as a plot twist. (And consider the TOS episode, 'A Piece Of The Action' in which the natives are insultingly able to duplicate the technology depicted in a book about the 1920s but never progress beyond what the book contains. Apparently Vic Tayback could only copy but never innovate.)

I've always found this really strange because the history of our technology and the people who developed it is extremely well documented. UFOs are just a substitute for religion. We would never have come up with transistors on our own and needed alien gods to gift it to us.

My thought while seeing T2 in the theater, in the scene they destroy the Cyberdyne lab, was "No off-site backup?" Even a ten-year-old would think that today.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:44 PM (kcfmt)

324 IQ is actually strongly predictive of success in most areas of life. It's not a perfect predictor, of course, nothing is. But it's better than anything else we've got, can be administered cheaply and on a mass scale.

Saw an Indian IT company that, rather than hire college graduates, just gives IQ tests to high schoolers and hires the high scorers on the theory that, hey, we can teach them if they are smart enough.

The attack on IQ tests has been led by the left due to the fact that a hundred years of IQ testing has shown consistent racial and ethnic differentials that show no sign of ever going away.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 12:45 PM (ZPrif)

325 #9

The term in SF fandom is GAFIAted, with the part in caps standing for Got Away From It All.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:45 PM (kcfmt)

326 My crackpot theory is more of a Corporate Autopsy but does involve the Dunning-Kruger Effect: "Organisational Health: Corporate Taphonomy in situ" http://tinyurl.com/7vs7tmx

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2012 12:46 PM (xUnPJ)

327 Wait. All of this is dependent upon rational thought being perceived as a wanted norm. The circus is too much fun. Please, don't run it out of town. PT, come back! I love you, PT! Not morning exercise. The other one. The dude.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:47 PM (sqVOl)

328 The CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) have been one-worlders from the get go.  The World Bank and the IMF are used for wealth transfer from the prosperous US to the tyrannical 3rd world dictators.


Oops.  There may be some truth to all that.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 18, 2012 12:48 PM (O3R/2)

329 324. Indian example is faulty. Think about it.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:49 PM (sqVOl)

330 "We would never have come up with transistors on our own and needed alien gods to gift it to us." Well we should give them back. I miss the warm, soft, comforting glow of the good old vacuum tube. Sure, my cell phone would weigh 113 lbs, but at least it would have a keyboard big enough to use.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:49 PM (R5yLq)

331 IQ is actually strongly predictive of success in most areas of life. It's not a perfect predictor, of course, nothing is. But it's better than anything else we've got, can be administered cheaply and on a mass scale.

****

If there is science proving this, then I'm not the one to argue against it, yet.... My personal belief is that determination and the acceptance of risk are far greater indicators.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 12:49 PM (piMMO)

332 "Indian example is faulty. Think about it." I would, but my IQ isn't high enough so I just gave up. Hmm.. now, where are those darn fingerpaints? lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:50 PM (R5yLq)

333 Morgan Freeman got confused. His granddaughter girlfriend was distracting him.

Didn't we have a post yesterday about this phenomenon?

Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 12:50 PM (joSBv)

334 322. Snort! Yes, it is a bar. I'll meet you there.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 12:50 PM (sqVOl)

335 Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 04:45 PM (ZPrif)

Now you've done it ...


You're correct, of course.  Properly designed IQ tests measure very specific intellectual abilities and it isn't very difficult to find four or five such abilities that give a good rough estimate of ones general problem solving and pattern recognition, which is the bulk of what one needs to do most things in life well.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 12:50 PM (X3lox)

336 #45

True. The mystery is where the feline gets those pre-paid calling cards.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:51 PM (kcfmt)

337 Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 04:50 PM (joSBv)


Was there?  What did Morgan do, now?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 12:51 PM (X3lox)

338 "My personal belief is that determination and the acceptance of risk are far greater indicators." I've met more than a few folks out there with very high IQ scores. For the most part I find that the vast majority of them are utterly lacking in simple, good old fashioned common sense. Book smart is great - up to a point. But if it's all theory and test scores, well if you can't translate it into something that is actually useful in the real world, it isn't worth much. Again, my 2 cents, YMMV

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 12:51 PM (R5yLq)

339
Here's my crockpot theory:

2 tbs sesame oil
2 tbs sake
1/4 cup water
3 tsp minced garlic
1 tbs minced ginger
1 tbs soy sauce
2 heaping tbs Chinese black bean sauce
3 lb assorted chicken pieces, skinned
OR 2 - 2 1/2 lb de-boned skinless chicken thighs.

Add all ingredients except chicken. Mix thoroughly. Add chicken and toss thoroughly. Put everything in crockpot and cook on low for six hours.

It's an excellent crockpot theory.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 18, 2012 12:54 PM (7+pP9)

340 Well we should give them back. I miss the warm, soft, comforting glow of the good old vacuum tube. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 04:49 PM

----------
My old Fender Reverb with all the overdrive turned down but the main volume cranked all the way is a thing of beauty. It's best moments were when being played by some other guy a tad more accomplished. The first time I heard a guy play it like that..first, I though he was gonna kill it as he also had it pushing a 4X12 cabinet but man, that sound. I had know idea what my amp really sounded like until that dude played it. Good times.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 18, 2012 12:54 PM (TrNbx)

341 Barky's IQ is probably hovering around 84.  No shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 12:55 PM (X3lox)

342 We need to restore the concept of "service" to civil service. It's not supposed to be a fucking money-making, power-tripping adventure.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)


Agreed, and the presidency and senate should be a singular 6-year term and the house one 4-year term.  No pension benefits should accrue, and the critter's must maintain a home in their district. 

Rotating regular Joe's and Jane's through the process can only produce a more productive Congress, and absent taxpayer largess in the form of lavish pension benefits, the members will be forced to return home and get a job.  At Mickey Dee's or Sylvia's BBQ and Dancing Emporium.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 18, 2012 12:56 PM (TkGkA)

343 Any IQ test that doesn't inquire your age is bullshit.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 18, 2012 12:57 PM (O3R/2)

344

Its simpler... and a base of human nature...

 

We, deep down, think WE are normal... and that everyone else, who is normal, must therefore be like us...

 

So, if we lie?, everyone lies... if we cheat? everyone cheats... and because this is 'normal', we will of course accuse others of that trait... because its NORMAL (to us).  Thus we see the cheating spouse, accusing the NON cheating spouse, of cheating... while the non cheating spouse tries to look the other way at evidence of cheating, because its normal NOT to cheat (talking first reactions here, not long term or with definitive evidence).

 

So, the corolary is... anyone who IS different, must be defective.  Thus, Conservatives are stupid, because they are different... or Liberals are 'Libtards' because they do not think the way WE do...

 

The human mind works off of patterns, and the pattern we know the BEST, is our own... so our first reaction is to try to fit others into that pattern... (which is also why sterotypes are a fact of human nature... they are a pattern imprinted on us by experience, or society, but the modern Liberal Education and Medical folks don't want to admit it).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 12:58 PM (lZBBB)

345 @338 It was an item on the last night's ONT:

Researchers have begun to explore the cognitive impairment that men experience before and after interacting with women. A 2009 study demonstrated that after a short interaction with an attractive woman, men experienced a decline in mental performance. A more recent study suggests that this cognitive impairment takes hold even w hen men simply anticipate interacting with a woman who they know very little about.


Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 12:58 PM (joSBv)

346 It's a modern modification of 'appeal to authority.'

Appeal To Celebrity.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 12:59 PM (kcfmt)

347

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 18, 2012 04:56 PM (TkGkA)

 

Nope... President maybe, but Senate should go back to being the direct representatives of the States... ie ONE Senator being the chosen representative of each Governor, one chosen by the State Legislature... and they should serve at the pleause of those entities... and be able to be recalled with no notice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 01:00 PM (lZBBB)

348 A more recent study suggests that this cognitive impairment takes hold even when men simply anticipate interacting with a woman who they know very little about.

Do they know breast size?  That's knowing "very little" but could have a huge mental impact.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 18, 2012 01:01 PM (X3lox)

349 A 2009 study demonstrated that after a short interaction with an attractive woman, men experienced a decline in mental performance.

Ok someone has to go 'there', and it may as well be me.  

Just think what an advantage we could have against other world leaders with Palin as Pres.

:ducks and runs:

Posted by: someone at March 18, 2012 01:02 PM (bqjJT)

350 So, if we lie?, everyone lies... if we cheat? everyone cheats... and because this is 'normal', we will of course accuse others of that trait...

****

My boss worked in Italy for seven years. He'd been back in the states for about 3 months when he told me that he had forgotten how much Americans lie. I haven't lived overseas, so I have no experience to compare it to, but I do know that a certain amount of bullshit is expected in every resume' so it screws an honest person when a portion of their truth is assumed to be false.

And think of online dating. Talk about bullshit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 01:03 PM (piMMO)

351 "So, the corolary is... anyone who IS different, must be defective." Hmm... nope, not buying it. Someone who cheats on there spouse is defective. Period. Some things are just wrong, they are not a matter of perspective. As to liberoids, well they certainly don't think like I do - but you know what, a lot of other conservatives don't think like I do either. And while I may not always agree with all of my other conservative brethren on everything, at least I can respect their views. Not so with the liberoids, because their views are based not on truth or fact that is simply interpreted differently by experience. No, for the most part their world view is based on compete and total horseshit in a vain attempt to make themselves "feel" better. I have little to no respect for people who would see others suffer or be enslaved just so they can feel better about themselves. See, in my view, I consider that evil. But then again in my view there are some things that are always right, and somethings that are always wrong. I don't have a morally relative view of life.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:04 PM (R5yLq)

352 Researchers have begun to explore the cognitive impairment that men
experience before and after interacting with women.


******

It's the Bubba Effect. As in... bu bu bu bu....{{drool}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 01:04 PM (piMMO)

353 Um, is this article supposed to be about Charles Johnson?

Posted by: Czarkazm at March 18, 2012 01:05 PM (HTXr7)

354 My crackpot theory, which is mine, is that brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.

****

If a cat catches one by the tail, does the tail break off and then grow back?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 01:06 PM (piMMO)

355 "If a cat catches one by the tail, does the tail break off and then grow back?" Not sure.. last time a cat caught me by the tail I was tossed through the window of a coffee shop in Seattle. Lol.. Ok, if it doesn't make sense right away, scroll up...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:07 PM (R5yLq)

356 My crackpot theory, we should be terraforming Mars as soon as possible.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 01:08 PM (tKFT6)

357
President maybe, but Senate should go back to being the direct representatives of the States...


Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 05:00 PM (lZBBB)


Most ideal, and unless those wickedly impotent Tea Party extremists are elected en-mass, the odds are greater that Godzilla will appear with Lindsay Lohan in a skin flick.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 18, 2012 01:08 PM (TkGkA)

358 Not sure.. last time a cat caught me by the tail I was tossed through the window of a coffee shop in Seattle.


****

Too much caffeine? PGIS cannot be trusted with cats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 01:09 PM (piMMO)

359 Not sure.. last time a cat caught me by the tail I was tossed through the window of a coffee shop in Seattle.

Other than that, Mr. SOS, how was the coffee?

Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 01:09 PM (joSBv)

360 We need to restore the concept of "service" to civil service. It's not supposed to be a fucking money-making, power-tripping adventure.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)


R A Heinlein:  "In a mature society, "civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 18, 2012 01:10 PM (i3+c5)

361 R A Heinlein: "In a mature society, "civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."


I watched his sci-fi masters it was amazing he wrote both starship troopers and stranger in a strange land.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 01:12 PM (tKFT6)

362 This one might not be so crackpot;

“We Are This Far From A Turnkey Totalitarian State" - Big Brother Goes Live September 2013

http://tinyurl.com/6oxnk8y

NSA to open data mining center in Utah in 2013

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 01:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

363 Senate should go back to being the direct representatives of the States...


Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 05:00 PM (lZBBB)

Key argument for a Constitutional Convention, because the Senators have so much less ability to collect graft and vote themselves perks when they are directly beholden to the States and will never give it up willingly.

Term limits and no retirement perks would do wonders.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 18, 2012 01:13 PM (i3+c5)

364

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 05:04 PM (R5yLq)

 

reread your post based on what I theorized.... and look at your own base beliefs... and look at your own judgements about people who think differently about these things...

 

Does a Moslem man who beats his wife, think he is 'bad'?  or would he think YOU are whacked because you don't?

 

I'm not saying things are not good, or evil... but I AM saying the human mind will always think ITSELF is OK, and normal.. unless convinced by an outside power otherwise (Hitler, to the day he shot himself, considered himself sane...).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 01:13 PM (lZBBB)

365 I have little to no respect for people who would see others suffer or be enslaved just so they can feel better about themselves. See, in my view, I consider that evil.

But then again in my view there are some things that are always right, and somethings that are always wrong. I don't have a morally relative view of life. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 05:04 PM





me. standing. cheering.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 01:15 PM (P6QsQ)

366 "Other than that, Mr. SOS, how was the coffee?" Not too shabby, once I got all the glass shards and cat hair out of it.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:16 PM (R5yLq)

367

A PT boat has "a little armor"?

It was all plywood, with 3 V-16 Packard marine engines, that ran on Av gas (100 octane).  Although, I agree that Kennedy and his crew were probably corking off out at sea. How could they have been T-boned by a destroyer?  I'm not so sure that Kennedy was a dim wit, just a party boy at sea.  He was actually pretty heroic in saving his crew after the accident.  But  gross incompetence leading up to that?  Fer shure.

 

His older brother ,  Joe Kennedy Jr.  got killed in WWII, also indirectly connected to his own dim-wittedness.

 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 01:16 PM (sJTmU)

368 #172

When Siri offers to make your credit card payment and when you try to give her the bank account announce she already has, you know the fix is in.

"No, you cannot pay your mortgage. I have purchased a new iPad and ten shares of Apple stock for you instead."

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:17 PM (kcfmt)

369 Crackpot Theory:

Peyton Manning will end up in Minnesota because that's where all old, washed-up quarterbacks go to suicide their careers.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2012 01:19 PM (KWdVT)

370 His older brother , Joe Kennedy Jr. got killed in WWII, also indirectly connected to his own dim-wittedness. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 05:16 PM (sJTmU) How did Joe Jr. contribute to his own death?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2012 01:20 PM (eCnLg)

371 SoS, I was raised to believe the the Right Thing has a life of its own.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 01:20 PM (2Gb0y)

372 #188

Harlan Ellison wrote about giving a lecture to a group of college students and using the name of a Nazi concentration camp as a reference. (Perhaps Dachau but I don't recall exactly.) A young woman raised her hand and asked him to explain who this person was. The only saving grace was that most of the rest of the room was stunned into silence.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:22 PM (kcfmt)

373 "Does a Moslem man who beats his wife, think he is 'bad'? or would he think YOU are whacked because you don't? " Well the base assumption here is that I should respect his belief that beating the crap out of someone who is smaller and weaker is just hunky dory because he was taught that it was "normal". Again, sorry, not buying it. I could care less what his "cultural" view might be, beating up a woman is wrong. Doesn't matter how many people tell you it's right, it's wrong. Believing that your not a bully doesn't excuse you for behaving like a bully. Just because you might have been reared by people who lack human decency is no excuse for not having any human decency. So as to what this Muslim man might think of me, honestly, and you'll forgive me for being blunt here, I could give a shit less. If he thinks having human decency is "whacked" then it's not my views that need to be re-examined, it's his.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:22 PM (R5yLq)

374

kbdabear, where have you been, we beat the NSA horse to death upthread (grin)

 

And I SoS totally LoL'd at your cat through the coffee shop window joke.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 01:24 PM (RZ8pf)

375 "SoS, I was raised to believe the the Right Thing has a life of its own. " I think people, by their nature, know right from wrong. All of this "cultural view" horseshit is just rationalizations that we learn later in life to excuse bad behavior, nothing more.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:24 PM (R5yLq)

376 "And I SoS totally LoL'd at your cat through the coffee shop window joke." Lol.. glad you enjoyed it. Still trying to think of a good nickname for my blogging companion today though, she hates Oldsis. I'm thinking maybe Hummingbird - because she's tiny and she likes to hover.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:25 PM (R5yLq)

377 I don't think I will trust Siri with my credit card number. She seems to get a bit out of control when she doesn't understand what you are asking her. If she had my credit card number she might accidentally buy Belgium or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 01:26 PM (RZ8pf)

378 #202

Unfortunately, the GOP leadership has fallen for that one hook, line, and sinker.

Someone needs to explain to them that it can be a virtue to be hated by the right people. It means you're a threat to them. Or they're just full of hate for its own sake. Hard to tell with lefties.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:26 PM (kcfmt)

379 #379

I'd let her. Charge the EU rent out the wazoo. They'll default but it will be immense fun.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:28 PM (kcfmt)

380 If she had my credit card number she might accidentally buy Belgium or something.

Yeah, she might run amuck on a shoe site. Better make sure she knows your shoe size, just in case.

Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 01:29 PM (joSBv)

381 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2012 05:13 PM (lZBBB)


I think humanity has a built-in remarkable ability to see themselves as being pretty good people.  The guys that designed the gas chambers for Hitler were just trying to do their best.  The jihadis and their suicide bombers are just trying to make the world a better place.  People working with weaponized anthrax are probably good fathers in their own estimation.

It doesn't follow that evil doesn't exist nor that some people are worth less than pond scum.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 18, 2012 01:31 PM (i3+c5)

382 Is there a corollary in this that the person with power is granted omniscience? No matter how peter principled the boss?

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 18, 2012 01:32 PM (j4/IM)

383 Hypnosis. You are all hungry for popcorn! Subliminal messages on webpages are pushing popcorn sales! Butter, popcorn, butter, popcorn ....

Posted by: And Irresolute at March 18, 2012 01:34 PM (RC3M9)

384 How did Joe Jr. contribute to his own death?

 

Posted by: nevergiveup

 

The Wkipedia entry indicates that the accidental detonation of the payload onboard the Explosives laden B-24 was an accident,  but I had read years ago (and I don't remember the source now) that it might not have been an accident in that sense. 

 

The BQ-8/B-24 was loaded with explosives to (I think) attack the heavily concreted German sub-pens on the French coast (prior to D Day).  Elsewhere I had read that they  (the two man crew, including Joe Jr) did something wrong to detonate the plane.

 

So it's pretty much just a wild ass guess as to what actually went wrong 70 years later.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 01:35 PM (sJTmU)

385 #213

No dopey idea ever goes away. It just lays low for a while.

This one came up in the 60s. There was even a contingent within NASA saying little astronauts would make it a lot easier to launch enough materials for interplanetary travel. And before the Marvel Comics and toys there was an SF adventures series called Micronauts about a group of tiny humans intended to restart civilization in miniature.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:35 PM (kcfmt)

386 Ok folks, I'm out for a bit - perhaps for the night. The crew wants to go joy riding and I've been informed by Hummingbird that I have the ok to join in as long as I'm a good boy and don't strain myself too much.. lol.. Ok, ouch.. just got punched in the arm. At any rate I'll try and check back in when we get back.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 01:35 PM (R5yLq)

387 The BQ-8/B-24 was loaded with explosives to (I think) attack the heavily concreted Germansub-pens on the French coast (prior to D Day). Elsewhere I had read that they (the two man crew, including Joe Jr) did something wrong to detonate the plane. So it's pretty much just a wild ass guess as to what actually went wrong 70 years later. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 05:35 PM (sJTmU) Joe Jr. Volunteered for what many thought was a suicide mission piloting a flying unstable bomb. Try as some Kennedy haters might ( and I am no Kennedy fan what so ever) there is NO proof what so ever Joe Jr did anything wrong and to intimate anything to the contrary, without any evidence is really no fair to a dead man who died a hero.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2012 01:39 PM (eCnLg)

388 John Wooden, UCLA coach in the 60's, NEVER paid any of this players.

Yeah that right and he never cheated recruiting, yeah, or paid players parents. 

Yeah, now THERE is a really crack pot theory.

Almost as silly as anyone thinking we didn't pay players.

Posted by: Zombie Frank McGuire at March 18, 2012 01:42 PM (Cydud)

389 #375 re: Moral relativism General Sir Charles James Napier, GCB (10 August 1782 – 29 August 1853), was a general of the British Empire and the British Army's Commander-in-Chief in India, notable for conquering the Sindh Province in what is now Pakistan. A story for which Napier is often noted involved Hindu priests complaining to him about the prohibition of Sati by British authorities. This was the custom of burning a widow alive on the funeral pyre of her husband. As first recounted by his brother William, he replied: "Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

Posted by: grnspd at March 18, 2012 01:42 PM (B2VwH)

390 http://tinyurl.com/3e5a6xo

Fun article about using relatively cheap consumer gear to crack encryption.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:43 PM (kcfmt)

391 I like puzzles and shiny things. Mother wouldn't let me play with sharps. :0(

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 18, 2012 01:49 PM (sqVOl)

392 #316

Whoa! Nasty Renee Zellwegger picture in that article. I mean meth hooker mug shot nasty.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 01:51 PM (kcfmt)

393 I was sober that night, and I didn't fuck her.  Really.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 18, 2012 01:52 PM (Cydud)

394 Teddy is in heaven, ha ha, with his rapist brother, Jack.

Now, that's a crackpot theory.


Posted by: Mary Jo at March 18, 2012 01:54 PM (Cydud)

395 163  @ Warden - do you also decide on your own about people, instead of taking someone else's word?

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at March 18, 2012 02:07 PM (jKunv)

396 Ok here is the going theory. Donate 3bucks to Obama and get your name in the running for the dinner. Later on say late October donate 7 bucks and see if you are asked to register as a donor for donating over 100 bucks. If that. Happens then we know large donors padded ammonts to just under 100.

Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2012 02:08 PM (Z6x0n)

397 the best i heard was just recently during a conversation with a female acquaintance, she believes that if a bird shits on your head, it's good luck * : (

Posted by: ugly kid joe at March 18, 2012 02:11 PM (A/NNH)

398 A more specific example: I've read several times that Michael Moore is one of the most painfully greedy people in the entertainment industry

You'd never know from looking at him, would you?

Not only is he a glutton, he's also notoriously cruel to menials, reminding them incessantly how much more money he makes than they do; using the "Do you know who I am?" line on hotel clerks; screaming at his employees through chewed-up mouthfuls of doughnut; having his staff scream at booking agencies that "Michael Moore stays only in five-stars establishments!"; and flouting any and all environmental laws in the construction of his palace of self-indulgence.

All liberals only pay lip service to their ideals. They're not "blinded" by anything. They simply believe that saying the right thing gives them a free pass to behave like rutting hogs, thugs, and slave masters.

My idiot liberal brother is in love with Warren Buffet. When I point out to him that Buffet doesn't practice what he preaches, it makes no impression. Buffet has said the right things, so that's all that matters.

Posted by: Llarry at March 18, 2012 02:20 PM (bIfmN)

399 Plinkett from Redlettermedia is really George Lucas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2012 02:25 PM (O/onO)

400 OK, how about those who are radicalized? My CP theory is that they are already off the beam, and are just looking to hate/kill in a group, needing validation for their sickness.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at March 18, 2012 02:26 PM (jKunv)

401 I do not have a crackpot theory so much as a crackpot regret. I am kinda sorry my parents did not adopt a hot, younger girl as my sister. I have recently learned there is apparently not only a friends with benefits thing but also an adopted sibling with benefits thing as well. also, all the cool toys came out after I grew up. oh yeah, and then zero showed up and got elected and all. but mostly the adopted sister

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 02:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

402 This one may be too far out as a crackpot theory, but it's a real actual theory called Critical Race Theory

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at March 18, 2012 03:02 PM (Jhjme)

403 My personal theory - One aspires to do what one has exhibited absolutely no ambition or talent for. Example - I cannot even grow a weed, yet I wish to take my vast MS empire to new heights of lady farming. Cognitive Disconnect? Or liberal reality?

Posted by: Calyx at March 18, 2012 03:28 PM (U/goY)

404 397 163 @ Warden - do you also decide on your own about people, instead of taking someone else's word?

Usually.

Oh and I'm an INTJ, not ENTJ.

As for those who think it's junk science, I encourage you to read up on it.

I became convinced after having people i know well take the tests. Every single one of them was described very well by their results. It gave me a lot of insight into their thought processes as well.

Posted by: Warden at March 18, 2012 03:42 PM (KulgD)

405

Dagnabitt! Last CP Theory. Do I always without fail come into every comment section at AoS dead last because my words and superior mindednest destroy any who may follow OR cuz I am on Pac Time and everyone else is Easty? Off to wallow alone and ne're replied to.

Posted by: Calyx at March 18, 2012 03:48 PM (U/goY)

406 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2012 03:48 PM (7W3wI)

407

 Here is my crackpot theory. Robert Gibbs left the Obama administration to go to work for one of the social networks.  Shortly thereafter I read that one of the intelligence agencies created a way to make fake groups of friends, of up to 500 people to influence public opinion. Now. Gibbs is back in the administration. Call me crack/pot

 

Posted by: T dubyah D at March 18, 2012 05:08 PM (oXR1T)

408

Not so crackpot theory:  M. Scott Peck wrote a great book on what makes up evil.  Yes THAT M. Scott Peck who is better known for pop psych Christian books.

He observed several patients over the years who had, in his opinion, "Evil Personality Disorder." 

The defining characterist was a willingness to be deceptive and self-delusional, preserving a good opinion of the self at all costs.

The book, "People of the Lie," is a great read. 

If you want to understand the worst behavior on the left that you see, check it out.

Posted by: Jade Sea at March 18, 2012 05:16 PM (6kE8K)

409 "The people who think they are the smartest are the dumbest, essentially, because they are blind to their stupidity. The people who think they know better know the least." Behold, Tina Brown.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 18, 2012 05:22 PM (IojUD)

410 "Note that you never see the "after all, we are superior" sentiment expressed in conservative debates." Speak for yourself, I love to invoke our group superiority, in every meaningful positive quality, over...THOSE PEOPLE. I used to be one of them. Until I matured, and got a life, and saw what an inferior douche I was/we were.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 18, 2012 05:27 PM (IojUD)

411 Oh, my crackpot brilliant theory: the reason behind all of Soros's manipulations over the years has been to whipsaw the markets, constantly inflating the values of HIS assets (real estate, or gold, or a pet currency), while crashing the value of his future-target assets, until he can transfer his inflated value current-assets for the undervalued future-assets. He has crashed the US real estate market in order to invest in it at fire-sale prices. I once had to do some legal research: I was stunned to see the # of foreclosed Florida properties that had been snapped up by Soros investment companies. A few hundred million here, a few hundred million there, soon we are talking about real money. Hmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 18, 2012 05:34 PM (IojUD)

412

Liberalism stands on the shoulders of pygmys.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 18, 2012 05:39 PM (KVi4X)

413 Opinions don't matter in the absence of media. Media is a simulacrum of coitus. Those who prefer the real thing, do. Those who don't, tweet or worse. They receive the media on the media's terms. (Lucky you don't pay for their, um, birth/thought control directly.) Those who are incapable of either, follow. This is original with me. Why, because I don't give a shit for anyone who has never raised his own food, doesn't own a weapon of significant destruction, who isn't more concerned with his Soul than his Wealth, and who has not read (or who doubts we can PERFECT HUMAN NATURE THROUGH THE TAX CODE!) or understood the Prophet Amos. Most Morons in the Church grew up in a city. If (s)he didn't, (s)he were a country bumpkin, not only incapable of understanding the True, Glorious, People's Urban/Loyalist Soviet and its righteous aims of making everyone equal by taking from the best and giving to the worst, but (in some few (about 40%) sad cases) actually aiding and abetting the effective castration of freedom in the human population. If you love Freedom, be fruitful an multiply. If you don't love Freedom, eat sh*t and die.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 18, 2012 07:04 PM (OhenJ)

414 @ 406 Warden - I see patterns, like order and a dislike dissension, but if nobody takes charge I will if I have to. I also judge one on one, but with the overload of info nowadays, it's damn hard!

I also don't think these studies/books/ways of placing patterns into groupings is junk science - it's just what we all do to some degree or another, whether conscious or not.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at March 18, 2012 07:47 PM (jKunv)

415 Someone asked: http://motls.blogspot.com/2010/03/guardian-green-consumers-are-nasty.html

Posted by: Myrrh at March 19, 2012 12:49 AM (JuS3J)

416

too many elites give themselves labels that should only be given to someone by SOMEONE else.  I may think I am a nice person and call myself that but until other people label me that way I am actually being delusional ...

You have to EARN these labels by your actions and deeds ...  I may consider myself an artist but until someone buys my paintings I am just a painter ...

 

Posted by: JeffC at March 19, 2012 07:08 AM (A3tpD)

417 "One of the creepiest people I ever knew sought out positions of authority on ethical panels."

I don't know why that made me think of the UN Human Rights Committee...

Posted by: John T at March 19, 2012 07:26 AM (iaajL)

418 I like when that time is really good

Posted by: Briefcase Bag manufacturer at March 21, 2012 12:10 AM (a9Ily)

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