August 17, 2012

Anyone Else Going To This?
— Ace

Or is it just me?

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM | Comments (273)
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1 Hey Ace, post my list.

The top 10 differences between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan:

1)   Paul Ryan has a 99 page plan to reduce the federal deficit and
make entitlement programs solvent. Joe Biden has a plan to pour a
little bit of Captain Crunch in his Frosted Flakes.

2)   Joe Biden is known to use finger quotes when referencing “the
maths”. Paul Ryan has been personally banned by the FAA from bringing
a calculator onto an airplane, though they won't confirm why.

 3)   To make Scrabble matches competitive, Paul Ryan limits himself
to words with an odd number of syllables. Joe Biden plays Scrabble
with a box of consonants.

 4)     Paul Ryan summarized his worldview by asking “Do we believe
that the goal of government is to promote equal opportunity for all
Americans to make the most of their lives? Or, do we now believe that
government's role is to equalize the results of peoples’ lives?” Joe
Biden summarized his world view by saying: "You cannot go to a 7-11 or
a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not
joking."

 5)     Joe Biden cried at the end of Old Yeller, but only from sheer
panicking confusion. Paul Ryan characterized Mulholland Drive as “fun,
but kind of predictable.”

 6)     Paul Ryan consented to toning down his use of technical
 accounting terms at campaign events. Joe Biden just realized why they
call it “midnight”.

 7)     Joe Biden and Paul Ryan were both finalists for the Heritage
Foundation’s prestigious “2012 Conservative Asset of the Year” award.

       Joe Biden, a typical Washington insider, has served
continually in the Senate and White House since 1973--when Paul Ryan
was only 3 years old. In fairness, Paul Ryan was already in college
that year.

 9)     Paul Ryan has a deep-seated, near physical aversion to
 deficits. Joe Biden has a deep-seated, near physical aversion to
Clifford the Big Red Dog.

 10)  Biden accused his campaign opponents of trying to reinstitute
slavery, and served in an administration that oversaw consistent $1
trillion deficits, 8%+ unemployment, the weakest recession recovery in
U.S. history, and doubling of gas prices. Paul Ryan bears a passing
resemblance to Eddie Munster.

Posted by: oneisnotprime at August 17, 2012 03:30 PM (MarbK)

2 Does anyone else want to troll that seminar?  Like, a lot?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 17, 2012 03:30 PM (Gk3SS)

3 I'd say it's just you.

Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2012 03:31 PM (/YJYi)

4 I went last year, no cake, enough said.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2012 03:31 PM (bb5Xq)

5 I am interested in learning to better ignore constructive criticism of which there is none on the internet.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 17, 2012 03:31 PM (D9CxV)

6 I develop a thicker skin with lots of meth, some pacing and peaking through my closed blinds at the helicopters.

Posted by: Time Travelling Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at August 17, 2012 03:32 PM (ay6+/)

7 I'll be there.

Posted by: Oliver Willis at August 17, 2012 03:32 PM (s2a4F)

8 All you bubba

Posted by: joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 17, 2012 03:32 PM (MnSla)

9 See you there.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 17, 2012 03:32 PM (BVkEs)

10 There wasn't even pie. I told them what they could do with this "seminar' and they started crying.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2012 03:32 PM (bb5Xq)

11 No, I'm going to Hyperintelligent, Malevolent, and Imperious?  Sorry, old chap.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (aozUR)

12 I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (fxHyG)

13 I am now trolling the comment section on there. Thank me later.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (++kZl)

14 I'm going. And I'm spitting on anyone who criticizes me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (TMB3S)

15 I do occasionally step over the emtyp pizza boxes to clean underneath the knobs on my oven as well.

Posted by: Time Travelling Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (ay6+/)

16 Shortest Ace movie review ever! Five stars!

I admit I didn't read the whole thing, and thus denounce myself.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 03:33 PM (L7hol)

17

4.Even worse, what do I do when I'm ignored online?

 

Well? Why the hell is everyone ignoring me? Hmmmmm?

 

Happens to me a lot. 

 

*sniff*

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2012 03:34 PM (BJVEF)

18 12 I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.


Hell to the No.

Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at August 17, 2012 03:35 PM (BVkEs)

19

12I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.

 

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2012 07:33 PM (fxHyG)

 

--------------

 

The Magic 8-Ball says....."The odds are good".

Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 03:35 PM (mtRB0)

20 I'll bring the cyanide capsules!

Posted by: Bosk at August 17, 2012 03:36 PM (n2K+4)

21 What's sad about this seminar is all the racism.

Posted by: Toure at August 17, 2012 03:36 PM (bb5Xq)

22 12 I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2012 07:33 PM (fxHyG)

 

Well are Heather and Helen that are running it hot?  Perhaps they have low self esteem and thus easier to get into bed.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:36 PM (GULKT)

23 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2012 03:36 PM (Ts9tU)

24 The best part:  "Even worse, what do I do when I'm ignored online?"  Ain't nothin' worse to an attention ho than being ignored.  Called me a loser, a half-wit, a f*ck-wit - I can take a seminar to learn how to deal with that, without interrupting my creative flow.  But IGNORED?!!  The horror! 

Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at August 17, 2012 03:37 PM (ZVKoE)

25 See. You all are ignoring me.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2012 03:37 PM (BJVEF)

26 Ace, are you going to get in "touch" with yourself?

Please don't answer that question....

Posted by: Mjölnir, the Banhammer from Hell at August 17, 2012 03:37 PM (Jls4P)

27 Dammit Spades, toughen up you little Nancy boy!!!!!!

Posted by: Ace's Middle School Gym Teacher at August 17, 2012 03:37 PM (1grxW)

28 Much like watching The Cycle, you're on your own

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 03:38 PM (B/yDO)

29 If you're only fat can you get a reduced rate ? After years of being on the internet I've developed a tremendously tough hide. I only dislike it when liberals say stuff like, "I hope your children die in agony in front of you " and such like loving civil stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2012 03:38 PM (vcP99)

30 Thin skin...I nominate the JEF to go.

That would kill for everyone else though.

Posted by: sTevo at August 17, 2012 03:38 PM (VMcEw)

31 I hope you're kidding, ace. We love you. Still hoping for a moronpalooza in Vegas someday. Would love to meet my hero and get him to autograph my sweater puppehs.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 17, 2012 03:38 PM (KZ5KD)

32

Okay.

Which one of you morons left this "Jo Mama" comment at that site? 

 

 

"Whoever wrote this is a fat pathetic loser I hope gets rectal cancer. Oh no someone insulted you online boo hoo. There are 18 year old kids getting shot at in Afghanistan right now and you wanna complain cause some 12 year old child insulted you online? Jesus christ let me take that cancer remark back. Kill yourself, save God the trouble of giving you the cancer."

Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 03:39 PM (mtRB0)

33 That's why the lady is a tramp

Posted by: Dead coke addict at August 17, 2012 03:39 PM (2ArJQ)

34

Does anyone else want to troll that seminar? Like, a lot?

 

***eye twitches uncontrollably ***

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 17, 2012 03:39 PM (JDIKC)

35 ace:
>> I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.

For an ordinary man, or for a blogger?

Posted by: sandy burger at August 17, 2012 03:39 PM (VYluS)

36 I hear JeffB is one of the main lecturers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2012 03:39 PM (bb5Xq)

37 Mean things were said. Feelings were hurt. It was a sad day for all.

Posted by: Oprah at August 17, 2012 03:40 PM (2ArJQ)

38 32 Okay. Which one of you morons left this "Jo Mama"comment at that site? Me. Like I said thank me later.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 17, 2012 03:41 PM (++kZl)

39

Now close your eyes and relax, breathe deeply and repeat after me .........scoamf,  scoamf, 

you are now a chicken !!!!!

Posted by: seamrog at August 17, 2012 03:41 PM (7tP9O)

40 I think I wanna go there and criticize her. Harshly!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at August 17, 2012 03:41 PM (QgoX4)

41 36 I hear JeffB is one of the main lecturers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2012 07:39 PM (bb5Xq)

 

Soothsayer is running the session on being ignored.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:41 PM (GULKT)

42 Can you imagine those delicate flowers' response to spending any time at all here in this welcoming and supportive environment?  Some shrink would be naming his new Stately Manor after us. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 17, 2012 03:41 PM (Gk3SS)

43

Fine. I'll just ignore all of you.

 

Silence. Just total, fucking silence. Two (or actually dozens, in this case) can play that game.

 

TOTAL. FUCKING. SILENCE.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 17, 2012 03:42 PM (BJVEF)

44 Oh Ace, you're not dumb. . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2012 03:42 PM (gA69l)

45 Hey everybody!  *spit*

Posted by: Mary Hoglund at August 17, 2012 03:42 PM (Ky1+e)

46 I suck but I want everyone to love me. Do you have any advice?

Posted by: Barack Owonderful at August 17, 2012 03:42 PM (2ArJQ)

47 Nicely done, Mr. Pink.

Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 03:42 PM (mtRB0)

48 Wait a second - what if it's a troll *itself*? The very page that claims to be so beta may in fact be there *just* to attract harsh criticism! Trollbait is, in itself, a troll! Layers within layers, man.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2012 03:43 PM (bxiXv)

49 Please tell me these loser broads are on Twitter.

Posted by: Andy at August 17, 2012 03:44 PM (OZPoa)

50 49 Please tell me these loser broads are on Twitter.




Yep. @Soledad_OBrien.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2012 03:45 PM (gA69l)

51 These Sophists make fun of me. It hurts, you know? Kill them, kill them all.

Posted by: Plato Bugger(er) at August 17, 2012 03:45 PM (2ArJQ)

52 "Can't anyone handle disagreement anymore?" FYNQ.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2012 03:45 PM (bxiXv)

53 "Wait a second - what if it's a troll *itself*?

The very page that claims to be so beta may in fact be there *just* to attract harsh criticism! Trollbait is, in itself, a troll!

Layers within layers, man."
***************************************

There is always a higher level of infinity based on whatever infinity data set you are citing.  just sayin...

think about it.

Posted by: pet at August 17, 2012 03:46 PM (wo0PU)

54 As if rdbrewer would miss this for the world.

Posted by: Awwwww at August 17, 2012 03:46 PM (xYCqw)

55 I looked up Helen Jane, she's married with 2 crumb crunchers. Not bad looking, her hubby looks a little light in the loafers. But 2 kids means she did have sex at some point, or she used a turkey baster. Better than 1-200 odds you'd get some stink on the stick.

Heather married with 2 crumb crunchers, not a bad looking broad either.

Both probably wouldn't mind getting a little strange while at the conference. Just show up with a bottle of Valu-Rite, some flowers, and a rubber dong and you are golden.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 03:47 PM (1grxW)

56 I half tempted to go just to see how many of them I could reduce to tears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2012 03:47 PM (k34Gz)

57 49 Please tell me these loser broads are on Twitter.

Posted by: Andy at August 17, 2012 07:44 PM (OZPoa)

 

One of them is at least.  http://twitter.com/helenjane

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:47 PM (GULKT)

58 I'm hanging out at the Brilliant, Popular, and Sculpted event.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2012 03:47 PM (WEHb4)

59 Do you think the conference has an Overnight Panel?

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 03:48 PM (B/yDO)

60 Wait a minute, what if it's a dream within a dream? You know? The horse, the hunt, I awaken, but not really. No, not really.

Posted by: Goeff Chaucer at August 17, 2012 03:48 PM (2ArJQ)

61 >> Yep. @Soledad_OBrien.

Damn. She has me blocked.

Well, the main account anyway ... muahahahahaha.

Posted by: Andy at August 17, 2012 03:49 PM (OZPoa)

62 >> One of them is at least. http://twitter.com/helenjane

Heh. This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: Andy at August 17, 2012 03:50 PM (OZPoa)

63 They said mean things about him and it hurts, these are REAL TEARS America, it's just mean

Posted by: Michelle Harvard Grad at August 17, 2012 03:51 PM (2ArJQ)

64 You know what that seminar needs to make it perfect?  An interactive, user updateable calendar. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 17, 2012 03:51 PM (Gk3SS)

65 59 Do you think the conference has an Overnight Panel?

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 07:48 PM (B/yDO)

 

Well its apparently still having the panels chosen.  And you can vote for it.  Hence the "PanelPicker"  And holy shit it looks like there are a lot of panel choices.  3515.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:51 PM (GULKT)

66 Heck yah! With Dooce moderating I'm *sure* to come away with tips for bridging my real and virtual lives. Heh. \sarc

Posted by: Geckoproof at August 17, 2012 03:51 PM (moWRD)

67 Ok Dang is the winner for his comment on that site.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:52 PM (GULKT)

68 O/T, but I tuned into CNN this a.m. and caught just a little of Soledad, and I must say, her hispanic heritage looks like it is catching up to her, and she is exhibiting the ten-thousandth-bean syndrome.

She is getting rounder around the edges.  The Oprafication of Soledad.

Will she become less strident about her progressivism as she becomes more comfortable in her larger softer self?  Only time will tell.

But I have seen that ten-thousandth-bean thing work, and maybe she does not have that much time, before, . . . boom!

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 17, 2012 03:53 PM (PH+2B)

69 We are talking about you on Twitter, LGoP.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 17, 2012 03:54 PM (SUKHu)

70 That seminar sounds like the perfect place to hookup with a nice young liberal metrosexual...wonder if Obama is attending...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 03:54 PM (ovpNn)

71 We love you Ace, Oh yes we do, We love you Ace, You smell like poo. We love you Ace, we do! Oh Ace, we love you.

Posted by: Ace fan at August 17, 2012 03:55 PM (2ArJQ)

72 Guys, I have something I want to announce.


I have kept it inside of me for so long but i just can't do it anymore!


OBAMA IS A STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE!!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 03:55 PM (ovpNn)

73 "Whoever wrote this is a fat pathetic loser I hope gets rectal cancer. Oh no someone insulted you online boo hoo. There are 18 year old kids getting shot at in Afghanistan right now and you wanna complain cause some 12 year old child insulted you online? Jesus christ let me take that cancer remark back. Kill yourself, save God the trouble of giving you the cancer. " this is the very first post in the comments. Sheesh, the folks from the lib/dem blogs are ubiquitous aren't' they.

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 03:55 PM (oZfic)

74 I heard ACE was actually a woman....is there any truth to this rumor?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 03:56 PM (ovpNn)

75 "Will she become less strident about her progressivism as she becomes more comfortable in her larger softer self? Only time will tell." No. The fatter a scrunt she becomes, the more of a scrunt she will be.

Posted by: Milesdei at August 17, 2012 03:56 PM (1rm/+)

76 Heather is on twitter too!

And she is a libtard. Enjoy.

https://twitter.com/dooce

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 03:56 PM (1grxW)

77 One of them is at least. http://twitter.com/helenjane

Helen,  you can avoid all those ignoring,  bullying and other thumbsucking  issues by not posting inane bullshit!  I read through maybe 15 of her Tweets and started shitting unscented potpourri.

Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2012 03:57 PM (Ky1+e)

78 Someone's going to order me to fetch my shinebox, I just know it.

Posted by: The chicken at August 17, 2012 03:57 PM (ccXZP)

79

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 07:55 PM (oZfic)  

 

Retard.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 03:59 PM (GULKT)

80 OOOOOHHHHH, Nobody loves me Everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms fat ones, skinny ones itsy bitsy gooey ones Oh how they do squirm First the bite the heads off then you suck the guts out then you throw the skins away...........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:00 PM (9TTOe)

81 Retard. Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 07:59 PM (GULKT) cranky pants I'm beginning to think you just can't wait for my posts....

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 04:00 PM (oZfic)

82 On the Internet, no one knows if you're dumb, lonely and fat. Unless you're dumb and lonely enough to post pictures of yourself to show how fat you are.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 17, 2012 04:01 PM (09GRP)

83

We ain't bein' ignored. O no. De gummint know where we at.

Posted by: EROWMER at August 17, 2012 04:03 PM (kxlCQ)

84 This thread needs the you tag .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 17, 2012 04:04 PM (lo/S5)

85 Weird shit in India:

"Muslims across India have been alarmed by clashes in recent weeks between indigenous people in the northeastern state of Assam and Muslim settlers from neighbouring Bangladesh. About 75 people have been killed and more than 400,000 displaced.

Two people were killed and dozens were wounded last week when about 10,000 people rioted in the city of Mumbai following a protest by Muslims against the violence in the northeast."

Oh, and of course the Muslims are the victims.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 17, 2012 04:05 PM (Q/1Jp)

86 Okay morons..... Who's commenting over there as Jo momma? ... freaking hilarious

Posted by: burnitup at August 17, 2012 04:05 PM (aineu)

87 79
Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 07:55 PM (oZfic)


Retard.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 07:59 PM (GULKT)


It went full on retard. You never go full on retard.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at August 17, 2012 04:05 PM (1grxW)

88 I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.

For you, yes. Of course, for you, that's true of everywhere you go.




Posted by: OregonMuse at August 17, 2012 04:05 PM (xm1A1)

89 The sad part is the douche bags that attend this uh seminar, not you Ace of course, are going to pay MONEY for this. No wonder the SCOAMF might be relected.

Posted by: wierdflunky at August 17, 2012 04:05 PM (tlhtD)

90 Wow, we're getting a lot of comments on our Internet criticism panel.  Let's see what everyone is... OH MY GOD what are they doing?  Why are they being so mean to us?!

Posted by: Helen and Heather at August 17, 2012 04:06 PM (GULKT)

91 Sure,  you can curl up in a fetal position and suck your thumb or you can curl up reeaal tight and suck your own dick.

Posted by: That real limber cry baby guy at August 17, 2012 04:07 PM (Ky1+e)

92 I really want to go to the fat,dumb,lonely seminar but it conflicts with my stoopid,lonely,wise ass seminar

Posted by: Joe 'bite me' Biden at August 17, 2012 04:07 PM (Bm4aK)

93 93 Sure, you can curl up in a fetal position and suck your thumb or you can curl up reeaal tight and suck your own dick. Dude, if i could do that I wouldn't leave the fkn house.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:08 PM (9TTOe)

94 The left out "drunk" or "stoned" or "independent", so No, hell No, ain't gonna go!   ..... p.s. nuke iran!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 17, 2012 04:09 PM (Q492A)

95 88 Okay morons..... Who's commenting over there as Jo momma?...

Nah, you can tell it's a lib because they chose "18 year old kids in Afghanistan getting shot" instead of "7 year old children in Chicago getting shot."

Can't get too far off their anti-Bush talking points you know.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 17, 2012 04:10 PM (Qxdfp)

96 Are they going to use the Dodge Ball technique? Insult them so they get thicker skin? Well, that would be kind of redundant.........

Posted by: David Kramer at August 17, 2012 04:10 PM (zb6pn)

97 89 ...It went full on retard. You never go full on retard.

Why?
It works for Biden.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 17, 2012 04:11 PM (Qxdfp)

98 Ace, you're a fag.

Posted by: ErikW at August 17, 2012 04:11 PM (bnayV)

99 97 88 Okay morons..... Who's commenting over there as Jo momma?...

Nah, you can tell it's a lib because they chose "18 year old kids in Afghanistan getting shot" instead of "7 year old children in Chicago getting shot."

Can't get too far off their anti-Bush talking points you know.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 17, 2012 08:10 PM (Qxdfp)

 

Mr. Pink has already admitted to it.

Posted by: Helen and Heather at August 17, 2012 04:11 PM (GULKT)

100 Are they going to use the Dodge Ball technique?


If you can dodge a wrench . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 17, 2012 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

101 off crybaby seminar sock

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 04:12 PM (GULKT)

102 Is that how these things work? I'm not up on this shit.

Posted by: ErikW at August 17, 2012 04:12 PM (bnayV)

103 The problem with this panel is that the people that would go don't leave the house.  The proverbial catch .22

Posted by: Big E at August 17, 2012 04:12 PM (Vn0cP)

104 >>>Learn how to develop a thicker skin to confidently distribute your work.

Hahaha.
Ok How's this. If you think I'm wrong ever, just step over here in reach of my antlers and say so. I'm sure we can have a calm discourse on this difference in opinion.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 17, 2012 04:12 PM (0q2P7)

105 ah, you can tell it's a lib because they chose "18 year old kids in Afghanistan getting shot" instead of "7 year old children in Chicago getting shot." Can't get too far off their anti-Bush talking points you know. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 17, 2012 08:10 PM (Qxdfp) Look at the body of work, not just one page bro.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 17, 2012 04:13 PM (++kZl)

106 So President Obama attends a seminar and a Pussy Riot erupts...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:14 PM (d5fLT)

107 >>>Learn how to develop a thicker skin

Comment on a Republican commercial at youtube saying you like it. Just once will get the job done.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 17, 2012 04:16 PM (0q2P7)

108 Ace, you're a fag. Posted by: ErikW at August 17, 2012 08:11 PM (bnayV) Well, being that you are british, I guess calling ace a cigarette fits. A cigarette is wonderful in certain situations. It is persecuted and can be annoying when you disagree with it. In a certain time and place it cannot be replaced. In the end, I like my world with it better than my world without it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:17 PM (9TTOe)

109 "So President Obama attends a seminar and a Pussy Riot erupts..."

And Obama runs as quickly away as possible

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 04:19 PM (B/yDO)

110 Armstrong and Federated media look like they are desperately trying to be as hip, progressive, and popular as Current TV.  Nasty comments on the internet, not an entitlement, you earned it baby.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 17, 2012 04:20 PM (9HhTH)

111 Will Cake Girl be at this event? Is there a dress code requiring stompy boots and pudding?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 17, 2012 04:20 PM (KCvsd)

112 109 >>>Learn how to develop a thicker skin

Comment on a Republican commercial at youtube saying you like it. Just once will get the job done.

On almost every Repub video I post the same thing.

"Thanks Republicans for having an open and transparent commenting section. Have you gone over to a DNC or Obama video? It is like reading comments to Bieber intermixed with OFA staff comments. Why do Democrats hate free speech?"

I do not get very many responses. Bwahahahahahhaha

Posted by: David Kramer at August 17, 2012 04:20 PM (zb6pn)

113

I work at a golf club and yeah, it sounds like an easy job, right?

 

Except that it's not, it's tons of physical work both manual and with heavy equipment while a bunch of guys who are watching and waiting for you to fuck up just once, so they can never, EVER, let you live it down.

 

Thicken up or go home. Life is not a bowl of cherries.

 

And yes, I own that bitch.

Posted by: ErikW at August 17, 2012 04:21 PM (bnayV)

114 Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny Dagny There, I feel better!

Posted by: Dagny where are you? at August 17, 2012 04:22 PM (DrC22)

115 >>>I do not get very many responses. Bwahahahahahhaha

Well the RNC is on to something. I call it the Breitbart doctrine. Let'em talk, the more they do the more they argue for you.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 17, 2012 04:23 PM (0q2P7)

116 Don't read this, AtC: http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2012/08/17/robotic-spider-drone-assassins-coming-to-kill-us-all/

Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2012 04:24 PM (sdi6R)

117 Today at the gas station the lady with the Obama 2012 sticker on her car drove away and jerked the gas nozzle and hose off of the pump. Here is the lesson. This is not ironic.

Posted by: teh dave at August 17, 2012 04:24 PM (nsV+W)

118 You knows who needs this workshop? Little Keithy Ubermann.

Posted by: Pecos at August 17, 2012 04:24 PM (2Gb0y)

119 OT but someone asked on the thread below about Kay in Maine. You should follow her on twitter @KayInMaine and start retweeting her. The stupid scrunt believes you are doing it because she is so intelligent

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 04:25 PM (uVuwp)

120 120 You knows who needs this workshop? Little Keithy Ubermann.

Posted by: Pecos at August 17, 2012 08:24 PM (2Gb0y)



This.  I retweeted something someone said about him and he sen me three or four tweets, basically calling me a fascist and telling me to kill myself.  I think I may have struck a nerve.

Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2012 04:26 PM (/YJYi)

121 121 OT but someone asked on the thread below about Kay in Maine. You should follow her on twitter @KayInMaine and start retweeting her. The stupid scrunt believes you are doing it because she is so intelligent

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 08:25 PM (uVuwp)

 

Just so you know the KayInMaine on Twitter and at the actual site associated with her is not the KayInMaine that posts here.  That's actually a sockpuppet.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 04:26 PM (GULKT)

122 >>>Don't read this, AtC:

Oh that's the awesome. I want one!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 17, 2012 04:26 PM (0q2P7)

123 109 >>>Learn how to develop a thicker skin ______ Isn't that what they're trying to do in Germany?

Posted by: Fore! at August 17, 2012 04:27 PM (DrC22)

124 No cash bar, no limbo contest, no nada nothing 'cept pain and tears. And, atomic wedgies.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 17, 2012 04:27 PM (mxnUd)

125 This. I retweeted something someone said about him and he sen me three or four tweets, basically calling me a fascist and telling me to kill myself. I think I may have struck a nerve. Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2012 08:26 PM (/YJYi) I haven't tried him yet but I can proudly announce I have been blocked by Cher and Roseanne Barr

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 04:28 PM (uVuwp)

126 And she is a libtard. That was... unexpected.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 17, 2012 04:28 PM (KreG+)

127

"koalas get chlamydia."

 

The things you can learn by clicking the links.

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 04:29 PM (O6q63)

128 Alexthechic would send those robotic minions to ruin Obama's sleep.

Michelle: "Barry kill the thing!!"
Barry: squeals like little girl
Michelle: "Damn it!!"  Hear a spraying sound.  "They won't die!"
buzzing sound re-doubles

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (d5fLT)

129 to confidently distribute your work.

I was going to go, until they split that fucking infinitive. That tore it.

Posted by: comatus read a book with a Dagny in it at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (qaVK+)

130 Leave Britney alone! And, Ace, too! Waaahhhhhhh.......

Posted by: Cryin' Dudette at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (mxnUd)

131 129 "koalas get chlamydia."

The things you can learn by clicking the links.

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 08:29 PM (O6q63)

 

Steve Irwin sure was a kinky fella.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (GULKT)

132 119 Today at the gas station the lady with the Obama 2012 sticker on her car drove away and jerked the gas nozzle and hose off of the pump. Here is the lesson. This is not ironic.

You know the real reason that Oregon made it a mandatory to have gas station workers pump gas for you? Too many dumb liberals doing exactly that.

Posted by: David Kramer at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (zb6pn)

133 Crikies!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:30 PM (d5fLT)

134 I read the Dinesh D'Souza piece at FoxNews about how he helped out the JEF's half brother, George Obama. While it's a nice slap around piece on the BlightBringer, this part of the article stuck out to me:
 
A couple of years ago, George teamed up with a British journalist Damien Lewis and the two of them published GeorgeÂ’s story in a book called "Homeland." Yet according to Lewis, shortly before the bookÂ’s publication in America, the publisher Simon & Schuster decided to shred the entire print run, more than 20,000 copies.  Lewis tried unsuccessfully to get an explanation from Simon & Schuster but to no avail.  He now suspects that the White House convinced Simon & Schuster that GeorgeÂ’s story might prove embarrassing to the president. 
 
http://tinyurl.com/c79zv4o (FoxNews link)
 
PS I checked and the book is available from Amazon in Kindle, hardback, and audio formats. Second edition with significant revisions? It just seems strange that they would shred an entire run.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2012 04:31 PM (ccXZP)

135 123 "Just so you know the KayInMaine on Twitter and at the actual site associated with her is not the KayInMaine that posts here. That's actually a sockpuppet."

Next, you're gonna tell us that Mary whatsherface from Bumblefuck Vermont is actually a sockpuppet, too!

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 04:31 PM (B/yDO)

136 Dumb, Lonely & Fat: Dealing w/Internet Criticism

I'm not fat.

So there's that.

Posted by: Cicero at August 17, 2012 04:31 PM (QKKT0)

137 Mostly peaceful muzzie bros crucifying folks in Egypt now. Howzat Arab spring lookin now, CNN?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 17, 2012 04:31 PM (PH+2B)

138 I'll go if I'm finished with my cutting, binging and purging by then.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

139 119 Today at the gas station the lady with the Obama 2012 sticker on her car drove away and jerked the gas nozzle and hose off of the pump. Here is the lesson. This is not ironic. Posted by: teh dave at August 17, 2012 08:24 PM (nsV+W)

----------
Oh, please, please, let there be pictures!

Posted by: Mary in LA just had her day made at August 17, 2012 04:33 PM (9wOfB)

140 Ma Bell, Cher, Roseanne and Olbermann. They made fun of my hat, I made fun of their ignorance.

Nothing is funner than poking some self important leftist in the eye. Well, except maybe eating..............BACON and fornication of course.

Posted by: David Kramer at August 17, 2012 04:33 PM (zb6pn)

141 Why not just get "Dumb, Lonely, and Fat!" branded onto your forehead?

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2012 04:34 PM (FcR7P)

142 What time is the ass pimple competition?

Posted by: Anonymous blogger wearing an ewok costume made from carpet remnants at August 17, 2012 04:34 PM (mxnUd)

143 What to do with tiny robotic insects -
The Obamas in Phase IV the reboot.

http://youtu.be/IuhgBvOWb_k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:35 PM (d5fLT)

144 129 "koalas get chlamydia." ______ That's so sad.

Posted by: Let's go fly a kite at August 17, 2012 04:35 PM (DrC22)

145 Dumb, Lonely & Fat: Dealing w/Internet Criticism Seminar vs Everything that is Paul Ryan Seminar I'll be at the latter.

Posted by: might've missed one rung, but I made it at August 17, 2012 04:35 PM (HOOye)

146 Yeah, it sounds kinda funny.  Seriously though Ace, I used to read her blog.  Before she got pregnant and married and starting blogging more and more... about waxing and shopping and women's crap.  Heather Armstrong has a good sense of humor.  That seminar would probably be rather entertaining I'm guessing.  Really, Ace.

Posted by: Bob at August 17, 2012 04:36 PM (E7jfN)

147 I'll have to check my calender for some possible conflicts with a Speed Knitting Tourney and a Crawfish Crawl Along parade that I'm pretty keyed up for.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 04:36 PM (aZ6ew)

148 When there are a lot of meanies around in the comments sections, saying mean and unfair things about you, you should stand up from your desk and go to your fridge, with soft, lighthearted steps. Jump a little! On the way to your kitchen breath in and out, deeply and slowly. The key to handlig internet-bullies is to force yourself to think positive thoughts. Imagine a sunny, safe place in your head full of colorful pillows and plushtoys! Its sooooo warm. Imagine rolling around in your safe place giggling! And when youre at the fridge choose something to eat and eat at least 2.5 lbs of whatever you chose. And while your eating, imagine you sit in your safe place eating the hearts of all your bullies...

Posted by: Dr. Heather at August 17, 2012 04:36 PM (QgoX4)

149 I heard that Ace is a real card.

Posted by: The comedian at August 17, 2012 04:37 PM (DrC22)

150 I'll be there!

Posted by: Charles "Tanker on the Horizon" Johnson at August 17, 2012 04:37 PM (jucos)

151 My favorite therapist is Little Debbie.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:38 PM (9TTOe)

152

That's so sad.

Really? I'm kinda pissed. That swell little factoid is now occupying space inside my brain and I'm not sure I can spare it.

I may have to go to SXSW and verbally abuse some fat-asses.

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 04:38 PM (O6q63)

153 Sensitivity is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 04:39 PM (DrC22)

154

 136....It just seems strange that they would shred an entire run.

 

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2012 08:31 PM (ccXZP)

 

--------------

 

When it comes to protecting the Preezy...no expense can be spared. 

 

The article did say..."GeorgeÂ’s story might prove embarrassing to the president.

So there ya go.

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 04:39 PM (mtRB0)

155 T minus ten days...and I lose my kid to the marines. Two months later, I lose the second to the Army.

Mom already has the bumper stickers....but she's been warned about putting them on until after the Sprogs graduate Basic Training.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 04:39 PM (L7hol)

156 So Obama has become such a coward he turned down an interview with Tingles.  Unbelievable.

Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2012 04:40 PM (/YJYi)

157 Do we get shirts?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 04:41 PM (u3Rkr)

158 154 That's so sad. Really? I'm kinda pissed. That swell little factoid is now occupying space inside my brain and I'm not sure I can spare it. I may have to go to SXSW and verbally abuse some fat-asses. ______ Sometimes I feel so sad.

Posted by: Sad so sad at August 17, 2012 04:41 PM (DrC22)

159 T minus ten days...and I lose my kid to the marines. Two months later, I lose the second to the Army.

Oh, Sticky, I don't even know what to say.  All proud and "omg, no" at the same time?  God bless your kids and you and their mom.

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 04:41 PM (kpCLl)

160 I'd go but somebody may post something on the Internet that I disagree with and have to respond.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2012 04:41 PM (J/5jZ)

161 yeah, can you believe he wouldn't talk to Chris Matthews?  good grief

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 17, 2012 04:42 PM (p3a8+)

162 OT - My eyes!  My brain!  My poor immortal soul!  Neuralizer and brain bleach stat!!!

On YouTube had to click on something called Shiver of the Vampire Synch.  NSFW!!!  Heaving boobies and blood sucking vampire.  And that was the first 39 seconds.  I stopped it at that point.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (ISQVH)

163

that seminar is a joke, right?

Trolling the comments will just be a bunch of sock-puppet morons. And Joe Biden.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (3W1+C)

164 sticky, the 'rons & 'rettes are here for you

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (p3a8+)

165 Obama seems to be developing a rather thin skin. Perhaps he needs counseling.

Posted by: David Frum at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (DrC22)

166 Will Charles Johnson be the surprise keynote speaker at their whine & cheese fest?  Complete with slideshow of crappy pictures?

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (kpCLl)

167 Next, you're gonna tell us that Mary whatsherface from Bumblefuck Vermont is actually a sockpuppet, too!

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 08:31 PM (B/yDO

 

Well Mary from Vermont is all original work.  I think what the Kay sock does is go searching for liberal rants in places like the youtube comment section and posting them here.  Someone did once discover a comment from it was that.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (GULKT)

168
#163

Granted, it's hard to talk while Chrissy Mathews is humping the hell out of your leg. I give Teh Won a pass on this.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 04:43 PM (L7hol)

169 On YouTube had to click on something called Shiver of the Vampire Synch. NSFW!!! Heaving boobies and blood sucking vampire. And that was the first 39 seconds. I stopped it at that point. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 08:43 PM (ISQVH) Well, that's going to get swamped.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (u3Rkr)

170 Next, you're gonna tell us that Mary whatsherface from Bumblefuck Vermont is actually a sockpuppet, too! Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 08:31 PM (B/yDO) ********* Ya, but that's a group sock which makes it-really weird.

Posted by: tasker at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (r2PLg)

171 Don't read this, AtC:



Arrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh


I do NOT welcome our robotic spider overlords. 





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)

172 'rons 'rettes

FREE THE AMPERSAND!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (kpCLl)

173 Sticky I hope your kids have better luck than I did.  I was supposed to ship out a year ago yesterday.  Got to MEPS and the army counselor said "uh, sorry, but when you were here in February for your physical, whoever filled out your paperwork didn't realized your vision disqualified you from your job".

So I spent the next six months getting jerked around, thought I had it worked out, went back to MEPS and essentially was told I wasn't eligible for any combat arms jobs.  I'm still pissed about it, but really hope things works out for your kids.

Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (/YJYi)

174 157 T minus ten days...and I lose my kid to the marines. Two months later, I lose the second to the Army. Mom already has the bumper stickers....but she's been warned about putting them on until after the Sprogs graduate Basic Training. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 08:39 PM (L7hol) I remember my mom crying when I walked out the door with the recruiter. I never knew why. I have kids, now I know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (9TTOe)

175 Posted by: Bob at August 17, 2012 08:36 okay, Bob or do you prefer Heather?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (6QTbk)

176 There's an Internet Pron Addiction Seminar in the next room. Hey, where did everyone go?

Posted by: Fisty Turner at August 17, 2012 04:44 PM (mxnUd)

177 R. Lee Ermey should lead this seminar, the "Jack Wagons" seminar.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2012 04:45 PM (FcR7P)

178 There's an Internet Pron Addiction Seminar in the next room. Hey, where did everyone go? Posted by: Fisty Turner at August 17, 2012 08:44 PM (mxnUd) OK, that's funny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 04:46 PM (9TTOe)

179 Sticky Wicket, wow.  May your children serve honorably and the Divine protect them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:46 PM (ISQVH)

180 "Welcome, everybody. You can take off you Batman masks now."

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 04:47 PM (u3Rkr)

181 still laughing at "Bob" up there Heather must think we're stoopid.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 17, 2012 04:47 PM (vyPsz)

182 Heather is on twitter too!

And she is a libtard.


Say what?!

*drama*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 17, 2012 04:47 PM (hO8IJ)

183

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 08:39 PM (L7hol)

 

What Peaches said.

 

And also....it's often said, "Where do we get such men."

I know.

Parents such as yourself, grow them up from babies and generously share them with our country.

God bless you and your sons.

May he watch over them.

Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2012 04:47 PM (mtRB0)

184 President Barack Obama admitted Friday in a radio interview broadcast that he yearns for a "weird superpower"—the ability to speak any language. But flying might be cool, too.




Any language. Even Austrian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2012 04:48 PM (29Vhj)

185 This is not the time for sensitivity. The white boards have come for AmeriKKKa!

Posted by: Carville the Lizard Warlord at August 17, 2012 04:49 PM (DrC22)

186 Heather must think we're stoopid.

Some of you more than others.  *cuts eyes*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 17, 2012 04:49 PM (hO8IJ)

187 Any language. Even Austrian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2012 08:48 PM (29Vhj)

Hey baby, if I had that power, I could invent Austrian.

Posted by: Soetoro at August 17, 2012 04:49 PM (/YJYi)

188 Any language. Even Austrian? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2012 08:48 PM (29Vhj) No one speaks that anyway. Except for a few Aztec groupies.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 04:50 PM (u3Rkr)

189 OT/ Bill Oreally's show has become a parody of infotainment but with chirpy Juan Williams on there it is completely unwatchable.

Even Herralldoh is better than that.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 04:50 PM (aZ6ew)

190 al gore invented Austrian

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 17, 2012 04:51 PM (p3a8+)

191 Actually Barry we the American People would prefer that you speak English that is concise and clear.  Not the empty evasive babble you are wont to spout.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:51 PM (ISQVH)

192

13 I am now trolling the comment section on there. Thank me later.

Years ago I read the Boston Sports Media Watch Blog- they ripped on  the media- duh.  They would have "road-trips" to comment on Globe or Herald columns online.  The funniest stuff I've read- until here of course.  Good work!

 

Posted by: margaret at August 17, 2012 04:51 PM (w1QGN)

193 is "articulate" a language?  cause he can speak it

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 17, 2012 04:51 PM (p3a8+)

194 I'm a brain wave away from holding the nuclear football.
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at August 17, 2012 04:52 PM (BVkEs)

195

President Barack Obama admitted Friday in a radio interview broadcast that he yearns for a "weird superpower"—the ability to speak any language.

Just try mastering English, fuckstick

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 04:52 PM (O6q63)

196 Yup.  Pretty much just you Ace... Looks good on you...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 17, 2012 04:52 PM (8BaAK)

197 I'm a brain wave away from holding the nuclear football.
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at August 17, 2012 08:52 PM (BVkEs)


I smell, fumble, q-back sack, loss of yardage . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 04:53 PM (kpCLl)

198

How is it possible to fuck up nekkid vampires with big bewbs? Someone found a way.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 17, 2012 04:53 PM (mxnUd)

199 Just you Ace.  I always thought you had a tough skin.  The Horde can be pretty brutal.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 17, 2012 04:54 PM (rkWzl)

200 This post hurts my feelings. (Sniff.)

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 17, 2012 04:54 PM (IbWc8)

201 Re: Sidebar on "Foreign Businessmen." News Flash: Foreign Hairdressers say Ryan has better hair than Biden! News Flash: Foreign Garbage Collectors say Obama has a nicer smile! I give just about as much of a fuck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2012 04:55 PM (bxiXv)

202 I was going to storm off in a huff, then I realized, whoa, it's Friday night, what the fuck else am I gonna do? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 04:55 PM (kpCLl)

203 13 I am now trolling the comment section on there. Thank me later. Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 17, 2012 07:33 PM (++kZl) _____________ Let me guess--Heywood?

Posted by: tasker at August 17, 2012 04:56 PM (r2PLg)

204 Peaches, I'm with you. Huff, huff, huff, huff!

Posted by: Cricket at August 17, 2012 04:58 PM (DrC22)

205 I'll be there. Some of you guys are just soooo mean.

Posted by: Barry O. at August 17, 2012 04:58 PM (UvR6d)

206 The Hot Pockets dispenser is for Members and Registered Attendees only.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 04:58 PM (u3Rkr)

207 Does the seminar suggest ways of dealing with cat-piss trolls?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 17, 2012 04:59 PM (wZI4b)

208 So now we are 'huffing' over this seminar?  That is like so mind tripping ...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 04:59 PM (ISQVH)

209 Holy shit!  Is this a real seminar?  WTFuckity Fuck? 


Wait....'curious' has something to do with this, right?

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 05:00 PM (X6akg)

210 Anna Puma is Hot!

Posted by: Guy who thinks Anna Puma is hat at August 17, 2012 05:01 PM (DrC22)

211 The troll registration booth is on level B7 next to the portal to the Realm of Mordroog the Merciless. Please follow all signs carefully.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:02 PM (u3Rkr)

212 Alright, whoever dropped the "ozfic" comment made me laugh out loud, and I mean that in the real-life "I made laugh sounds with my mouth" and not the stupid internet "lol" which is applied to much unfunny shit.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:02 PM (lJJMb)

213 oh, my, guy who mistook anna puma for a hat, she really is! 

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 05:02 PM (kpCLl)

214 Err, "hot". Hat being a thing, you wear on you head. And why would you wear an Anna Puma on your head?

Posted by: Bad speller at August 17, 2012 05:03 PM (DrC22)

215 213 Anna Puma is Hot!

Posted by: Guy who thinks Anna Puma is hat at August 17, 2012 09:01 PM (DrC22)

 

Well she played Guild Wars, so she's definitely cool.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:03 PM (GULKT)

216 Lame.  Content?  It's at Hot Air.  We'll steal it if it looks good.


Get to work guys, really a month of nothing?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 17, 2012 05:03 PM (3ZjAP)

217 Anyone else see the Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel?
May have to check it out. They look to have spent spent some money on casting.


Oh well, off to scrape some salt off the walls of the mine.
Later morons.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 05:03 PM (aZ6ew)

218 buzzman, how you doin'?  don't forget to treat your dog

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 05:03 PM (kpCLl)

219 Why didn't we think of this first? Take their money, pat them on the back and tell them their pimples aren't THAT noticeable, and then make fun of them over cocktails when it's over! Genius. What if we do a different twist, say, something like "Freak of the Week? How to become one of those cool, popular commenters in 5 easy steps! Register now for the early bird special!! $1000.00,10% cash discount.

Posted by: ArmyWife at August 17, 2012 05:04 PM (48HuB)

220 Man, a misspelling in a compliment to a hot babe is a major stain. Her hotness caused it, I'm sure.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:05 PM (u3Rkr)

221 Anyone else see the Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel?
May have to check it out. They look to have spent spent some money on casting.


Oh well, off to scrape some salt off the walls of the mine.
Later morons.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 09:03 PM (aZ6ew)


I watched it the first time.  I thought it was well done

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 05:05 PM (X6akg)

222 220 Anyone else see the Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel?
May have to check it out. They look to have spent spent some money on casting.


Oh well, off to scrape some salt off the walls of the mine.
Later morons.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 09:03 PM (aZ6ew

 

It is out on dvd now.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:06 PM (GULKT)

223 I really wish I didn't have a Disqus account in the same name as my Ace handle.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:06 PM (lJJMb)

224 Too funny: The second session to be scheduled: Dumb, Fat and Lazy- Proof Reading Wastes Energy! Hint, hint! Look at the name of your featured speaker's company. The one with the initials "HA".

Posted by: Tutu at August 17, 2012 05:07 PM (jQvNz)

225 Why would a founding member of the International League of Extraordinary Cocksmen need to indulge himself in such a pathetic endeavor unless his intention was to carve a couple more notches upon his tallywhacker?

Wear the black plastic horn-rimmed glasses, old chum.

Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2012 05:08 PM (RuVpG)

226 Hawt is hawt, and Anna Puma has me under her spell.

Posted by: Under her spell at August 17, 2012 05:09 PM (DrC22)

227 >>I watched it the first time. I thought it was well done
Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 09:05 PM (X6akg)


Yeah, I just assumed it was going to be Walton's Mountain Goes Trailer Park.

My bad.


Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2012 05:09 PM (aZ6ew)

228 ??!?!?? hat ??!?!??

Used to play Guild Wars until the GWEN grind burned me out.  GWII probably give a pass since it has taken them this long.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:09 PM (ISQVH)

229 Mr Pink or other sockers: throw in some goodness along the lines of "sometimes, 'just be yourself' is bad advice...for people like you.  Instead of taking stock of what makes you a good person, take stock of an actual good person's life, and pretend you did those things.  You'll feel much better."  I'd do it, but I have a Disqus account that I'd rather not lose or F up.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:10 PM (lJJMb)

230 carve a couple more notches upon his tallywhacker?

cripes, Fritz, don't the notches customarily go on the bedpost?  your post gave me the shivers and I don't even have a tallywhacker . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 05:10 PM (kpCLl)

231 I don't think I have enough of an internet presence to worry about insults, really. I'm surprised when people reference my comments.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm at August 17, 2012 05:10 PM (MkJms)

232 Where the hell is Ace?

Posted by: Where the hell is Ace? at August 17, 2012 05:10 PM (DrC22)

233
Say what?!

*drama*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 17, 2012 08:47 PM (hO8IJ)


It's another Heather. I promise. We wouldn't talk about you like that.


Well, we could. Well, we do, but when you aren't here, then when you show up, Ace cleans up the comments. Those comments or the 0zflc ones.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 05:11 PM (1grxW)

234 Where the hell is Ace?

doesn't he pretty much live over at twitter these days?

Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2012 05:11 PM (kpCLl)

235 Used to play Guild Wars until the GWEN grind burned me out. GWII probably give a pass since it has taken them this long.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 09:09 PM (ISQVH)

 

Yeah I never finished running all my characters through GWEN.  Don't even think I've had it installed on my computer for over 2 years.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:12 PM (GULKT)

236 Four out of five Morons surveyed agreed Anna Puma is hot. The fifth was in his bunk.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:12 PM (u3Rkr)

237

"191OT/ Bill Oreally's show has become a parody of infotainment but with chirpy Juan Williams on there it is completely unwatchable.

Even Herralldoh is better than that."

 

 

I thought of a use for O'Reilly's show. The guy is completely populist. You want to know what John Q Public thinks - outside your chosen cocoon? I swear, O'Reilly must be taking polls.

 

Juan? Yeah. As Ace put it earlier (although I swear I've used the term before, myself): "borderline retarded".  Geraldo "is better than that"?  Now that's just mean!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 17, 2012 05:12 PM (As94z)

238 Was he in his bunk with Anna?

Posted by: Enquiring minds at August 17, 2012 05:14 PM (DrC22)

239 233 Mr Pink or other sockers: throw in some goodness along the lines of "sometimes, 'just be yourself' is bad advice...for people like you. Instead of taking stock of what makes you a good person, take stock of an actual good person's life, and pretend you did those things. You'll feel much better." I'd do it, but I have a Disqus account that I'd rather not lose or F up.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 09:10 PM (lJJMb)

 

So just grab a throwaway e-mail and register a new ID.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:14 PM (GULKT)

240 Is it still a working hypothesis that ace is ozfic?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:14 PM (u3Rkr)

241 This seems like yet another thing where booze is the best answer.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 17, 2012 05:14 PM (UvR6d)

242 Was he in his bunk with Anna? Posted by: Enquiring minds at August 17, 2012 09:14 PM (DrC22) Reread the Moron Manual.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:15 PM (u3Rkr)

243 *face palms keyboard*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:15 PM (ISQVH)

244 245 Is it still a working hypothesis that ace is ozfic?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 09:14 PM (u3Rkr)

 

Do you really think that Ace would be awake before 10 am when that psycho bitch is trolling the morning headlines thread?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:16 PM (GULKT)

245 245 Is it still a working hypothesis that ace is ozfic?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 09:14 PM (u3Rkr)



I do not believe that.  Nope....no way.  Ace wouldn't be caught dead being that vapid. 



Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 05:16 PM (X6akg)

246 So just grab a throwaway e-mail and register a new ID.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 09:14 PM (GULKT)

Yeah...about that.  It's Friday night, I'm tired, and once I leave work I'm a fundamentally lazy person.  I'm just going to go ahead and let somebody else do that.  They'll do just fine.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:16 PM (lJJMb)

247 Do you really think that Ace would be awake before 10 am when that psycho bitch is trolling the morning headlines thread? Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 09:16 PM (GULKT) The "curious" personality might be.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:17 PM (u3Rkr)

248 Throws out some red meat to distract the Horde...

http://imgur.com/gallery/zRplW

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:17 PM (ISQVH)

249 Whoops - here is the link
http://tinyurl.com/boaxyxr

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:18 PM (ISQVH)

250 All the time...

...it hasn't helped.

Posted by: Sgt. York at August 17, 2012 05:19 PM (Q+6UT)

251 253 Throws out some red meat to distract the Horde...

http://___ur.com/gallery/zRplW

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 09:17 PM (ISQVH)

 

Really mixing heavy armor and light armor? 

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:19 PM (GULKT)

252 <<I wonder if it's hard to get laid there.>>

Won't be if it's in Nevada...

... and there's an ATM near by.

Posted by: Sgt. York at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (Q+6UT)

253 buzzion, you expect that design team to get that right considering all the bugs the game launched with?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:21 PM (ISQVH)

254 This comment thread is exactly why I love this place

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 05:21 PM (GEICT)

255 http://tinyurl.com/boaxyxr

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 09:18 PM (ISQVH)

 

Whoa! Padded seats on a public train.  We had those 20 years ago on MARTA.  They must have done that just for the Olympics.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 05:26 PM (QjSgY)

256 The "curious" personality might be.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 09:17 PM (u3Rkr)


I don't know. Ace wearing a ball gag and red leather chaps while holding a kitteh just doesn't seem very "Ace like".

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 05:33 PM (1grxW)

257 Years ago I read the Boston Sports Media Watch Blog- they ripped on the media- duh. They would have "road-trips" to comment on Globe or Herald columns online. The funniest stuff I've read- until here of course. Good work! Posted by: margaret at August 17, 2012 08:51 PM (w1QGN) Ooooooh, you REALLY need to look up some of the Horde's "field trips" like AtC alluded to. Seattle Peace Calendar, Seattle Post-Post-Intelligencer, Peace Blimp etc. Speaking of which, we should be doing that more often.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (Rhie+)

258 Wait, whatÂ’s a nubian?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (2v+KF)

259
# 185, and everyone else...

Thanks.

It's surprisingly hard to follow/guide my own down the path that I myself took just the other day...the world has some sharp, dangerous edges, and I can't always be there to blunt what reality will throw at them. They're young men, they chose their paths, and I support them...eleventy percent. It's not going to be easy...it's not going to be safe. It's part of growing up. They're doing what young grown ups do, taking on the world, and making their fortune from it.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (L7hol)

260
Ooooooh, you REALLY need to look up some of the Horde's "field trips" like AtC alluded to. Seattle Peace Calendar, Seattle Post-Post-Intelligencer, Peace Blimp etc.

Speaking of which, we should be doing that more often.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2012 09:37 PM (Rhie+)


Don't forget our field trip to DC Debbies place. I think she stopped blogging because of it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 05:38 PM (1grxW)

261 I don't know. Ace wearing a ball gag and red leather chaps while holding a kitteh just doesn't seem very "Ace like". Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 09:33 PM (1grxW) Um, I'll spot you the kitteh.

Posted by: Biden at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (u3Rkr)

262 Don't forget our field trip to DC Debbies place. I think she stopped blogging because of it. Posted by: MrCaniac at August 17, 2012 09:38 PM (1grxW) Ah, shit. I think I missed that one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (Rhie+)

263 Sock from Hell.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (u3Rkr)

264 Don't forget the trip to The Hill that one time ace did a guest post there.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (GULKT)

265 Meme winnah right here = http://qkme.me/3qj79i

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 17, 2012 05:43 PM (mxnUd)

266 @1

Item 10.  Paul Ryan may bear some passing resemblance to Eddie Munster, but it is clear beyond a shadow of a doubt that he in fact is Hanover Fist.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at August 17, 2012 06:08 PM (UBL5F)

267 The organizer, Helen Jane Hearn, looks like quite the MILF, so maybe it won't totally suck.

Posted by: Joe R. at August 17, 2012 07:12 PM (TM1IY)

268

Ace = Heywood, no doubt.

 

Posted by: Walknot at August 17, 2012 07:49 PM (cey9b)

269 264 Wait, whatÂ’s a nubian? A nude lesbian?

Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2012 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

270 what's it like to take a dump in your own plane for the first time?

Posted by: in au of the morons. at August 17, 2012 10:42 PM (D7lJF)

271 I'm definitely going to this; there will be a ton of loose, needy women there, and some of them might even be a little attractive.

Posted by: Peetey S. Dee at August 18, 2012 06:11 AM (jrI4A)

272 Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Posted by: Invictos at August 18, 2012 06:48 AM (OQpzc)

273

I have come to the understanding that from topics concerning Obama to Iran to Chickens to nuclear power it all comes down to My 82 year old Mother who lives in a retirement home in the beginning stages of dementia and the other posters desire to have oral or anal sex with her and complains about how the other Johns (on line sexual deviants?) don't like her cleft pallete. 

Is Nuclear power safe? No my mother gives head in sucahatchee alley and the johns complain.

Do chickens really cross the road, if so why? Your mother gives terrible BJ's because she has a cleft pallete.

Will Obama's healthcare plans be a blessing or a curse? you and your sister's need to lay off the incest and what about your mother's clet pallete and that's why I do her anally.

Should America fear Iran? Yo moma be de one whut give me de syphlis wit dat cleted pallete and all de butt sex.

Really I stop each time I get this response and wonder just who raised, taught and then finally turned these folks loose with a computer and keyboard.

 

Posted by: HEP-T at August 19, 2012 08:20 AM (EvkLd)

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