March 12, 2012
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I'll have to while away my afternoon on the company's bracket challenge instead.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 12, 2012 08:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Same problem for me, blocked at work. I'll get on it tonight when I get home.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 12, 2012 08:16 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Matt in Maine at March 12, 2012 08:16 AM (gWLRb)
Posted by: Matt in Maine at March 12, 2012 08:20 AM (gWLRb)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 08:21 AM (i6RpT)
Matt, what doesn't work?
Other people have joined. Do you have a yahoo ID or e-mail adress? You will need one to join. They are free and easy to sign up for. It takes 2 minutes
Posted by: Ben at March 12, 2012 08:21 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Matt in Maine at March 12, 2012 08:21 AM (gWLRb)
Posted by: Hedgehog at March 12, 2012 08:22 AM (3jGS1)
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at March 12, 2012 08:26 AM (64S5N)
Matt, try this:
go to yahoo(dot)com
click "sports" on in the left hand column
click "fantasy" on the top right. It's in orange
then "click tournament pick'em"
Then sign up using the ID and passwords above. If league 1 doesn't work then try league 2 or 3. They tend to fill up quickly.
Posted by: Ben at March 12, 2012 08:27 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 08:30 AM (P6QsQ)
I should win 32.2% of the prizes, including the yacht.
Posted by: Lazlo Hollyfeld at March 12, 2012 08:31 AM (ZKzrr)
And yes, NCAA, it's a play-in game. It isn't the first round {asterisk}.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2012 08:32 AM (KXm42)
The Won is planning on taking David Cameron to Dayton for one of the games.
It's between Mississippi Valley State and Western Kentucky.
My, I am sure the fans will be overjoyed. I hope the SOB is booed on live TV.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 08:34 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Matt in Maine at March 12, 2012 08:35 AM (gWLRb)
Not likely. Though there may be a great number of "Bless his Heart"s.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 08:38 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 08:38 AM (8y9MW)
After 66 Years, Harvard In NCAA Tourney
Related story: Obama takes 2nd mortgage on Wisconsin to place bet on game.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2012 08:40 AM (kdS6q)
Oh for Pete's sake:
President Barack Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron will be interviewed together at halftime of the NCAA tournament's first game. Sportscaster Clark Kellogg will talk to them for CBS and Turner Sports during the "First Four" matchup between Mississippi Valley State and Western Kentucky on Tuesday night on cable channel truTV.
Obama is taking Cameron to the college basketball game in Dayton, Ohio, during the prime minister's official visit to the United States. This will be the only joint interview by the two men during the trip.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2012 08:43 AM (kdS6q)
(BTW, where does that expression come from?)
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 08:44 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2012 08:44 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2012 08:44 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Baraka 0bama at March 12, 2012 08:44 AM (ykSKg)
^^^
I can't even rationally discuss this.
If you've ever seen the play-in game they're worst than a 6th grade JV girls game. The fact that he's attending this shows how out of whack his mind is right now. There's absolutely no reason he needs to be there.
Plus, this isn't far from where I work so of course that means he's going to fuck up my commute home.
I loathe this mf'er.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2012 08:46 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2012 08:47 AM (GZitp)
Historically Black College vs hill folk.
I denounce myself for noticing President One-Trick Pony is up to his one trick.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 12, 2012 08:48 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Ben at March 12, 2012 08:48 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 12, 2012 08:51 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2012 08:51 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2012 08:52 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2012 08:52 AM (jucos)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2012 12:51 PM (KXm42)
Unfortunately the story broke before we could get coked up for the Pac 12 tournament.
Posted by: UCLA at March 12, 2012 08:53 AM (ykSKg)
Nice dream but coming out of the east bracket I can see the Badgers making it to the Sweet Sixteen. That would be pretty good for us this year.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2012 08:54 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2012 12:52 PM (jucos)
--As a 'Nole fan I was sorely tempted to bring them to the Final Four. I chickened out.
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 08:54 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: nodakdrunkhobo at March 12, 2012 08:54 AM (AvqN/)
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 08:55 AM (ykSKg)
Norm Dicks (D-Corruption) 'suddenly' retires
"And it would have likely stopped then and there if not for the tenacity of a Tacoma lawyer and opponent of Dicks by the name of Doug Cloud. Cloud filed a Freedom of Information Act request that the Obama administration denied during the 2010 congressional race to get more of the records.
But Cloud tenaciously responded to the denial with a lawsuit to compel release of records and files pertaining to the FBI investigation of Congressman Norm Dicks."
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 12, 2012 08:58 AM (NCyJy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2012 08:58 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2012 08:58 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: rockmom at March 12, 2012 09:01 AM (qE3AR)
With the “Obama Bracket Challenge” on the campaign’s website, supporters can electronically make their picks for the 2012 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments and see how they measure up against Obama.
To participate, users must provide their full name, email address and ZIP code. TheyÂ’re also prompted to make a donation to the campaign after submitting their picks.
“We’ll publish a list of everyone who does better than the president here on BarackObama.com after the tournament is over,” the campaign says.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2012 09:01 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2012 09:01 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: rockmom at March 12, 2012 09:06 AM (qE3AR)
^^^
Now this part is a joke, right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2012 09:07 AM (pLTLS)
Nutrition. This shit is hard.
I'm wondering why I can't shake these love handles. Meanwhile, I've been drinking a high-calorie/no fat protein shake that has been giving me insulin spikes and subsequent sugar crashes.
Well, guess what. That's what is making me store fat. Insulin spikes are fine -- immediately post-workout, followed by a real meal. But you do not want insulin spikes late in the afternoon between meals 4 and 5.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:07 AM (G/zuv)
Just like #AttackWatch and the Truth Teams.
So- no, they mean it seriously, but, yes, it's laughable.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:09 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:09 AM (8y9MW)
Says that they promote inflammation of arteries which causes clogging and trouble with circulation, leading to diabetes and its complications as well as heart diseas.
Said we need to eat non-processed foods and eat like our great-grandparents.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 09:11 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:12 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 01:08 PM (G/zuv)
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Hmmmm. Not sure about this. Maybe we need a few dietary tips from Michael Moore.
Posted by: Soona at March 12, 2012 09:13 AM (/IYqz)
That makes sense, Miss Marple.
And that's kinda what I learned. I consume very little "fat" in my diet, but didn't pay attention to or learn about how carbohydrates metabolize into sugar.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:13 AM (G/zuv)
Those would be the great-grandparents who lived to an average age of around 60?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:13 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:15 AM (i6RpT)
You know what killed our great grandparents at 60?
Lack of diversity.
And entitlements.
And possibly lead.
But mostly lack of diversity.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:15 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 01:11 PM (GoIUi)
Uh, we need to eat grits, coarse corn bread, and lots of pork? Works for me.
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 09:16 AM (RD7QR)
Says that they promote inflammation of arteries which causes clogging and trouble with circulation, leading to diabetes and its complications as well as heart diseas.
Said we need to eat non-processed foods and eat like our great-grandparents.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 01:11 PM (GoIUi)
So Adkins is ok now? Is that basically what he's saying?
Posted by: Havedash at March 12, 2012 09:16 AM (F0WNa)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:16 AM (i6RpT)
@19-
Dang! I can remember the gag, but I cannot remember the name of the movie its from...little help, please?
Posted by: DaveinNC at March 12, 2012 09:16 AM (boNGU)
It really is a wonder how human civilization made it this far before Barack Obama and BUFF showed up to lead the way.
*Big Ugly Fat Fuck
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:18 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 12, 2012 09:18 AM (6RnvM)
That's certainly true. Mostly I'm just pointing out that people seem to do okay as long as they're somewhat active and don't eat for 3- almost no matter what they eat. That would be the general population of "people" of course, specific individuals may not be so lucky.
Mostly, I don't worry about it. I lost a lot of weight last year so I could keep up with my kids. I watch what I eat and don't go overboard with it, and call it good.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:18 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 01:13 PM (8y9MW)
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My great grandmother - 85 yrs old
Great grandfather - 80
Great uncle - 97
Uncle on my dad's side - 99
And on it goes.............
Posted by: Soona at March 12, 2012 09:18 AM (/IYqz)
To participate, users must provide their full name, email address and ZIP code. TheyÂ’re also prompted to make a donation to the campaign after submitting their picks.
“We’ll publish a list of everyone who does better than the president here on BarackObama.com after the tournament is over,” the campaign says.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2012 01:01 PM (kdS6q)
--I need to set up a dummy e-mail address first, but I think Michael Hunt will be submitting a bracket.
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 09:19 AM (ykSKg)
A lot of people in the old days died of things that are curable now, or don't even occur: typhoid, pneumonia, TB, polio, cancers which now are treated by surgery and chemotherapy, etc.
Both of my grandparents were lean their entire lives, and my grandmother lived to be 87.
I am going to revamp my eating and see what happens. And do more walking.
I am currently weaning myself from diet soda, which despite not having sugars is thought to cause insulin spikes. I noticed that after drinking one about half an hour later I would crave something sweet, like chocolate. I am normally not a sweets person.
I am going on a steak, fish, egg, and salad diet. With a few potatoes every now and then.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 09:19 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 12, 2012 09:20 AM (6RnvM)
Food processing is a 19th-century invention (Campbells was making canned soup by 1869; Heinz was processing veggies by 1876; the founders of Nabisco were in their baked goods business by 1890...)
Hell, I have a jello salad recipe from my great-grandmother.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 12, 2012 09:20 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:21 AM (i6RpT)
That's why I said "average" Soona. The plural of "anecdote" is not "data."
And, while I agree that for specific individuals moving to unprocessed foods and such is a good idea, I think the trade offs are worth it- when you consider that what we get for all that pre-processed food is the ability to feed the whole freaking world, if we so desired.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:22 AM (8y9MW)
I'm sure that oh, antibiotics, and other medical breakthroughs had *nothing* to do with the increase in life expectancy.
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2012 09:22 AM (sxq57)
Seriously, though, my grandparents didn't use canned soup or things like that very much, except for canned vegetables. And those rarely, because they had a freezer and froze corn, peas, etc. and canned tomatoes and green beans.
And my folks NEVER served us canned soup except for tomato soup. All other soups were home made.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 09:24 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2012 09:25 AM (sxq57)
The more relevant stat might be "of the ones who made it to 60, what were the odds they'd see 70, absent injury or epidemic"? But that's math, and math is racist.
...and on the other side of my family, my great-grandmother dipped snuff.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 12, 2012 09:25 AM (ZKzrr)
Actually, I expect urbanization and the general increase in availability of previously only "urban" conveniences (like plentiful medical care and so forth) had much more to do with it. I suspect most people who died before age 60 died as children (antibiotics, vaccines, etc. fixed most of that) or died in accidents or from injury.
Mostly I was being snarky. It happens from time to time.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:25 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2012 09:26 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 12, 2012 01:01 PM
Why not, all names who embarrass the King will be sent to DHS, the IRS, and FBI
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: toby928© at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (GTbGH)
There's a guy on yootube who has lots of vids on exercise and nutrition. He knows his stuff and he shows how to make really simple meals.
The only thing is that he is shirt-less in his vids and is kinda odd looking.
His name is scooby1961.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:27 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Kaitian at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (If8gr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 01:21 PM (G/zuv)
Huh, that's odd. Every one of my eggs has a yolk.
Posted by: Retread at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 01:22 PM (8y9MW)
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And I agree. There's really nothing wrong with processed food. Beef jerky would be considered processed food. It's all in the calories and the amount one eats vs. calories burned on a daily basis.
What I've always contended is that stress is the big killer in civilized society. The body doesn't do well under constant mental and emotional stress.
Posted by: Soona at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (/IYqz)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2012 09:28 AM (tqwMN)
My great grandfather, an old Sicilian, lived to 102. His wife lived to ninety-something.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 01:19 PM
il vino fa buon sangue
Posted by: Vito Corleone at March 12, 2012 09:30 AM (Y+DPZ)
re: processed foods
You'll be surprised to know that a can of low-fat chili is full of nutrition goodness.
It's all in the nutrition labels.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2012 09:30 AM (G/zuv)
Specter also claims that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) did not uphold his promise to grant him seniority accrued over 28 years of service in the Senate as a Republican.
Cry me a river you scumbag. Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 01:27 PM (i6RpT)
Some tools are only useful for one thing. Snarlin' Arlen is such a tool.
Posted by: huerfano at March 12, 2012 09:32 AM (fIuC0)
My brother is a LT at the University of Dayton Police Department. He is anticipating some big headaches coinciding with the SCOAMF's visit. Nothing except approved vehicles can park within 100 yards of the arena and large areas are going to blocked off. Add to that, the fun of all the people coming to see the NCAA games. GOOD. TIMES.
His Chief suggested that the University delay the opening game by one day since the President wanted to visit Dayton, Ohio. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 12, 2012 09:33 AM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 09:33 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:33 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: toby the beagle at March 12, 2012 09:34 AM (6RnvM)
Posted by: NJRob at March 12, 2012 09:34 AM (FVp26)
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2012 01:25 PM (sxq57)
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One of my grandmothers is buried in a cemetery that was set up right after the OK land run. Just off the top of my head, I'd say close to 60% of the people buried there are infants and children under the age of ten.
Posted by: Soona at March 12, 2012 09:34 AM (/IYqz)
I would prefer that his very name be forgotten.
Posted by: toby928© at March 12, 2012 09:34 AM (GTbGH)
Processed foods are ok for some things (beef jerky) BUT those Marie Callender frozen beef pot pies are 1400 calories for one, due to sugar content and other stuff. They say 700/serving but if you read closely they consider 1/2 pie as a serving.
I am not going to go all-organic or that. But living by myself (since hubby works overseas) I tend to either heat up a frozen meal or grab fast food. I am going to attempt a different life style and see if it causes me to lose some weight.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 09:35 AM (GoIUi)
By Alexander Bolton - 03/12/12 05:30 AM ET
Former Sen. Arlen Specter (Pa.) writes in a new book that President Obama ditched him in the 2010 election after he helped Obama win the biggest legislative victory of his term by passing healthcare reform.
Specter also claims that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) did not uphold his promise to grant him seniority accrued over 28 years of service in the Senate as a Republican.
Cry me a river you scumbag.
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 01:27 PM (i6RpT)
--I'm trying hard to read between the lines, but I can't make out any shred of a principle anyone was willing to stand on in this story.
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 09:35 AM (ykSKg)
Obama's pastor loves him some Professor Bell.
http://tinyurl.com/84mvvc6
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 09:35 AM (P6QsQ)
Cry me a river you scumbag.
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 01:27 PM (i6RpT)
Oh my, that just makes me warm all over. And Snarlin' Arlen is RICHLY deserving.
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 09:36 AM (RD7QR)
Says that they promote inflammation of arteries which causes clogging and trouble with circulation, leading to diabetes and its complications as well as heart disease.
Said we need to eat non-processed foods and eat like our great-grandparents.
Then why did the caveman have heart disease? [See my sock link that was also an ONT topic once too.]
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2012 09:36 AM (6RnvM)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:37 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Dan Snyder at March 12, 2012 09:37 AM (/izg2)
LOL
Oh and UNM Lobos can eat shit.
Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2012 09:37 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 09:38 AM (P6QsQ)
FML, as the kids say. . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 09:38 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 01:38 PM (P6QsQ)
My hope is that ace flew down to Oz to give Pixy a bit of cattle prod.
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 09:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 12, 2012 09:39 AM (WUWb9)
Will the players be wearing their Haaaavaaard ties with their gym shorts?
Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2012 09:40 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: maddogg at March 12, 2012 09:40 AM (OlN4e)
Here in Indiana things are totally back to normal:
The Pacers suck.
The Colts have let all their high talent go and it's going to be another "rebuilding year" at best.
Notre Dame has some good recruits and high hopes for their next Football season.
You can find Purdue by going "north till you smell it and west till you step in it".
....and the only show in town is the Indiana Hoosiers going into the NCAA basketball tournament with higher hopes than they've had in years.
Posted by: Mr Obvious at March 12, 2012 09:41 AM (2uovW)
Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2012 09:41 AM (iYbLN)
I liked Andrew and all, but is this starting to get a bit creepy?
Posted by: toby928© at March 12, 2012 09:41 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Sandra Fluken at March 12, 2012 09:42 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Mister Christopher at March 12, 2012 09:42 AM (cjGZv)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 09:42 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 12:54 PM (ykSKg)
I do stuff like that all the time, picking the teams I want to win instead of making the logical choice. Fortunately UNC got their loss out of the way before the tournament starts, so they're going to win it all again. Nice job on hitting 50% from three, think y'all can keep that up?
Posted by: Dan Snyder at March 12, 2012 09:42 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 12, 2012 09:43 AM (/izg2)
I'm trying to be good and only do four brackets this year. Of course I am already cheating with the oh the work one doesn't count and the Horde one doesn't count.
Last year my oh fuck it picks bracket did best. This year, pretty much any of the top 12 teams have a legitimate shot.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:43 AM (VtjlW)
Anyone seen AmishDude today?
Honestly, the funniest part was when they mention, in an off-hand sort of way, that several other buggies fled the scene. What, the police cars couldn't catch up?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:43 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 09:43 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Sandra Fluken at March 12, 2012 01:42 PM (WUWb9)
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If I can do it, you can do it.
Posted by: B. Frank at March 12, 2012 09:44 AM (/IYqz)
Feminist explains how to make facts funny, (but only if you're a liberal and expecially not named Rush).
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 12, 2012 09:44 AM (I8Xca)
Posted by: Mister Money at March 12, 2012 09:45 AM (wN82N)
Honestly, the funniest part was when they mention, in an off-hand sort of way, that several other buggies fled the scene. What, the police cars couldn't catch up?
Seriously, that is hilarious. "Stop or the horse gets it!"
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:45 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Kaitian at March 12, 2012 09:46 AM (If8gr)
Posted by: Vanderbuilt at March 12, 2012 09:46 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2012 09:46 AM (6RnvM)
116 In case anyone's hate levels are too low, Weasel Zippers has the trailer for the upcoming Obama Personally Killed Bin Laden No SEALs Were Involved movie.
And....Tom Hanks is narrating that trailer. ....Fluck him.
Now, is this the movie that Hollywood did to glorify the JEF? .....Or is this a movie made by his campaign. .....Because at the end of the trailer, it flashes the creepy O logo, and says "Paid for by Obama for America".
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 09:47 AM (aykLa)
Otzi, the one found in a glacier, maybe? Though I think they just found he was genetically predisposed to heart disease, not that he actually had it.
Posted by: Heorot at March 12, 2012 09:47 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 09:48 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: hans peterman at March 12, 2012 09:48 AM (6RnvM)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 09:48 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 01:43 PM (GoIUi)
In Otzi's (imagine an umlaut there) case he was found intact. There might be some clue about the heart in the bones somehow.
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 09:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kaitian at March 12, 2012 09:49 AM (If8gr)
Quick! Pull the 180!
Clop-clop-clop-clop-clop...
There are some NY Cops who are really, really wishing that line hadn't made it into the story.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:49 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2012 09:50 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: B. Frank at March 12, 2012 09:50 AM (/IYqz)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 09:51 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2012 09:51 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2012 09:51 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Captain Ezekial Hosteter at March 12, 2012 09:52 AM (3DEuZ)
He's on display in Südtirol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi_the_Iceman
His shoes were pretty impressive.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 12, 2012 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 09:54 AM (aykLa)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 09:54 AM (u50z0)
What can I say - I like what I like!
Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at March 12, 2012 09:55 AM (L4CWX)
:Le Sigh:
I made a bracket already so I guess I'm in. Also this spares me having to actually hand score my bracket each night.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 12, 2012 09:55 AM (SYrwI)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2012 09:55 AM (7vSU0)
You imposter! The India Hosiery are going to take it all dressed in their red and white mantyhose!
Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 12, 2012 09:55 AM (6RnvM)
No. They can't. We split the Hispanic Vote 40(R)/60(D) more or less. I think Perry got nearly 50/50 last time. The point isn't Texas- it's to get a precedent that any Voter ID law (except the most limp-wristed waste of paper possible) is Unconstitutional, so that none of the swing/close-call states will do the same thing.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:55 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: rockmom at March 12, 2012 09:56 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 09:58 AM (u50z0)
Now, is this the movie that Hollywood did to glorify the JEF? .....Or is this a movie made by his campaign. .....Because at the end of the trailer, it flashes the creepy O logo, andsays "Paid for by Obama for America".
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 01:47 PM (aykLa)
Fluke Tom Spanksit and the rest of the Hollywood douche bags
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2012 09:59 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: zombie iceman otzi at March 12, 2012 09:59 AM (6RnvM)
I think he thinks he gets a perma-pass on his duchebaggary because of Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 09:59 AM (8y9MW)
I'm pissed that Tom Hanks has now ruined movies for me in the past
Nobody could ruin 'Bosom Buddies'!
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2012 10:00 AM (3DEuZ)
#191 Belmont has a fantastic pep band, it's primarily a music school and some ridiculous musicians are in its band. They're crazy too because Belmont doesn't have any other major sports besides basketball.
Posted by: rockmom at March 12, 2012 10:00 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 10:00 AM (i6RpT)
No. They can't. We split the Hispanic Vote 40(R)/60(D) more or less. I think Perry got nearly 50/50 last time. The point isn't Texas- it's to get a precedent that any Voter ID law (except the most limp-wristed waste of paper possible) is Unconstitutional, so that none of the swing/close-call states will do the same thing.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 01:55 PM (8y9MW)
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No matter how this swings, we're going to see voting corruption and attempted corruption like we've never seen before come November.
Posted by: Soona at March 12, 2012 10:00 AM (/IYqz)
This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 10:01 AM (u50z0)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/755hxb5
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 10:02 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Michael Scott at March 12, 2012 10:03 AM (7vSU0)
No, he has fucked those up in the past. Now, to see them you have to experience Ofucknugget dicksucker thoughts. Bastard.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 10:03 AM (u50z0)
Maybe Cameron can take Bara-ckets to a first round FA Cup match between Sprunkley Town Rangers and Wisbech Wanderers.
It's actually makes for a pretty fun afternoon--Go Ipswich!!!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 12, 2012 10:03 AM (Ec6wH)
And why wouldn't they have that identification? At this point, I'll vote for a steaming pile of horse manure for president to get rid of Barry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2012 10:03 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 10:04 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 12, 2012 10:05 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2012 10:05 AM (7vSU0)
They changed the rules for donating, so that you now have to put Where you work + your workplace address.
But it's "unconstitutional" to require an ID to be able to vote?
Their hypocrisy has become the only transparent thing in this regime. ....And now union goons are going to be showing up to harrass conservative donors at their homes and workplaces? .....That's right out of the commie playbook.
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 10:06 AM (aykLa)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2012 10:06 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 12, 2012 01:55 PM
That's what that ethically challenged scumbag judge in Madison did last week. Issued an injunction against the State of Wisconsin's recently enacted Voter ID law, just in time for the Walker recall. No matter that the judge himself had signed the recall petition. No matter that his wife was the one circulating the petitions. No conflict of interest here at all.
They will stop at nothing to cheat their way to victory.
Posted by: mama winger at March 12, 2012 10:06 AM (P6QsQ)
Probably going to harass the employers too. IRS audit for all!
Posted by: Retread at March 12, 2012 10:10 AM (joSBv)
.....Because at the end of the trailer, it flashes the creepy O logo, andsays "Paid for by Obama for America".
Am I the only person who instinctively perceives "Obama for America" as an oxymoron? Because I really don't think he likes this country much.
Posted by: Mr Obvious at March 12, 2012 10:12 AM (2uovW)
189 183 That was back in the 80s or very early 90s and Jerry Tarkanian had a whole team of illiterate felonious 27 year old gang bangers. They lost.To Indiana and Coach Bob Knight.
FIFY
Posted by: Mr Obvious at March 12, 2012 10:15 AM (2uovW)
217.....Probably going to harass the employers too. IRS audit for all!
Oh yeah....and especially the employers who are conservatives, and have made donations to R's.
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 10:16 AM (aykLa)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 10:17 AM (u50z0)
218.....Am I the only person who instinctively perceives "Obama for America" as an oxymoron? Because I really don't think he likes this country much.
It's a cookbook. .....Like the one "To Serve Man".
Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2012 10:19 AM (aykLa)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 01:54 PM (u50z0)
--Careful: Greg Anthony played for UNLV. He's one of us.
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 10:20 AM (ykSKg)
I was wrong. Duke beat UNLV felons in the semi-finals and then won the championship that year AND the next.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 10:20 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2012 02:24 PM (u50z0)
--Sorry, name doesn't ring a bell. You mean Rick Perry?
I still recall Anthony saying, not as a bold declaration, but simply casually mentioning on the air that he's conservative. Shoot, he started his own company while still in college (which I think made him run afoul of the NCAA).
Posted by: logprof at March 12, 2012 10:27 AM (ykSKg)
1. That guy wasn't a caveman. He was from a later period.
2. I am certain some cave people or earlier people had genetic heart disease. This does not speak to diet but rather inherited tendencies. And why did it get passed along? Because most people died before age 40 and no one noticed. And they died from things like getting frozen to death in the Alps.
Posted by: Miss Marple at March 12, 2012 10:55 AM (GoIUi)
How about just avoiding the whole stinking corrupt load of (C)BS?
Starve the beast(s) and stay away from "March Madness". If you watch this modern gladiator spectacle, you are dumping money in Obama's pockets, CBS/National Amusement + ABC/Disney's pockets and the major colleges that are stealing the country blind.
Obama's brother-in-law makes 950k/yr at Oregon state despite a lousy .475 w-l record which typifies the idiocy of modern college sports.
Posted by: SwampYank at March 12, 2012 11:04 AM (bES0N)
My son is heading to Kentucky with the University Pep Band - Their band is so much fun and such nut jobs, I actually started enjoying basketball.
Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at March 12, 2012 11:05 AM (L4CWX)
Posted by: King OG Obambus at March 12, 2012 11:50 AM (wtvvX)
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Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at March 12, 2012 08:10 AM (RD7QR)