April 11, 2014

Is This Something?, Yeti Edition
— Ace

Is this a yeti?

Come on, you know damn well that's a yeti.

Okay, so you're claiming that's a dog. Well, fine, smartie-pants -- but how would he know to imitate a yeti unless he had actually seen a yeti?

You will have to admit that this is a yeti, at least.

A baby yeti.

thisisayetiandyouknowit.jpg

That's obviously a yeti. It's carrying around a chunk of snow, for crying out loud.

Admit it's a yeti. You can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.

So now you say "That's a Japanese Macaque," and I say:

That's just another word for yeti, Poindexter.

And Speaking of Something Which Isn't This: Two-sentence horror stories.

Most of them fall into the same few patterns, but the one about the kid complaining about a monster under his bed is darned good.


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1 Yeti or not, here I come.

Posted by: Bruce at April 11, 2014 03:37 PM (eX8a6)

2 First?

Posted by: derangeddm at April 11, 2014 03:37 PM (M6MSr)

3 I think the yeti just came home from work and plotzed on the sofa. Or maybe my DH's hair is gone a little grey this past five years. Maybe that.

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 03:37 PM (fwcEs)

4 Fucking yeti! *BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Oh, it was a dog?

Posted by: BLM Agent at April 11, 2014 03:38 PM (Aif/5)

5 Wait, is that Hank the Dog from Milwaukee?

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 03:38 PM (fwcEs)

6 First image is clearly the dreaded toy yeti.

Posted by: derangeddm at April 11, 2014 03:38 PM (M6MSr)

7 Cryptozoology, an innocent guilty pleasure of mine.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 03:39 PM (ZshNr)

8 Does it smell squatchy in here or is it just me?

Posted by: Meechelle [/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 03:39 PM (5mtBD)

9 Cryptozoology, an innocent guilty pleasure of mine. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 07:39 PM (ZshNr) So you've been keeping track of Congress? What?

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 03:40 PM (fwcEs)

10 A short yeti.

Posted by: NSA Brain Trust at April 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Iyg03)

11 Slipper dogs are not yettis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 03:40 PM (HVff2)

12 What's the technical name for an embryonic yeti? Not Yeti.

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2014 03:41 PM (mizYg)

13 Score it. ...Two Yetis.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 11, 2014 03:41 PM (lq3Ak)

14 The coelecanth and the occasional humongous squid keep my hope alive that we'll someday find a sea serpent worthy of 15th century maps.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 03:42 PM (ZshNr)

15 8 Does it smell squatchy in here or is it just me? Posted by: Meechelle at April 11, 2014 07:39 PM (5mtBD) I told you to shower.

Posted by: Preezy of the United Steezy [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 03:42 PM (yz6yg)

16 The Scandi Iceback in his natural habitat.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2014 03:42 PM (QupBk)

17 Look at that macaca!

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:42 PM (7XKHI)

18 That top pic is my moms dog.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 03:42 PM (oMKp3)

19 I spent a week in the Himalayas once. I saw some monks and shit but I didn't see a single yeti. So, yeti - DISPROVED.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 03:43 PM (8ZskC)

20 To be frank I liked "Abominable Snowman" so much more. What PC speech police forced us to abandon one of the most colorful phrases in the English language for a culturally-sensitive Nepali word?

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2014 03:44 PM (mizYg)

21 The coelecanth and the occasional humongous squid keep my hope alive that we'll someday find a sea serpent worthy of 15th century maps. Here There Be Jumbo Shrimp

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

22 The coelecanth and the occasional humongous squid keep my hope alive that we'll someday find a sea serpent worthy of 15th century maps.

***

Perhaps.

But not in any fucking lakes in Scotland.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:44 PM (7XKHI)

23 Baby Yeti...or Baby Ewok?

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2014 03:44 PM (FWbLS)

24

Posted by: Preezy of the United Steezy at April 11, 2014 07:42 PM (yz6yg)

 

stinky is here.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 03:44 PM (RhQvZ)

25

To be frank I liked "Abominable Snowman" so much more.

 

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Yet is so GHEY!

Posted by: meh at April 11, 2014 03:45 PM (W2qJe)

26 Yeti...set...NO!

Posted by: Dr. NO NO at April 11, 2014 03:45 PM (yd7wR)

27 Don't eat yeti snow.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 03:45 PM (hn5v5)

28 yetis are rare. they are endangered then. we should seize the yard, evict the homeowners, destroy any near by businesses, get some tanks, snipers, and helicopters to secure the area, and establish free speech zones, whilst knocking out nearby cell towers

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

29 Speaking of Yeti, I watched Hanger One on H2 last night. Why would advanced aliens fly here from other solar systems only to turn full retard and lawn dart into the Midwest?

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 03:46 PM (sOtz/)

30 I read a book, pretty sure it was a bestseller, called The Long Walk. Escapees from a Russian prison camp, prior to WW2, spend months traversing forests, deserts and mountains, supposedly non-fiction. At the end of the book, the author, one of the escapees, describes two Yeti-like creatures watching their group for hours. Frankly, it made me disbelieve the whole story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 03:46 PM (ZshNr)

31 Nothin' worse than a "Bumble".

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at April 11, 2014 03:46 PM (08jH8)

32 we should seize the yard, evict the homeowners, destroy any near by businesses, get some tanks, snipers, and helicopters to secure the area, and establish free speech zones, whilst knocking out nearby cell towers Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 07:45 PM (zOTsN) I'm workin' on it!!!!

Posted by: Preezy of the United Steezy [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 03:46 PM (yz6yg)

33 Speaking of yeti, in case you missed my comment this morning. I remember this story from a tv show a long time ago and it took me a while to find the article but, here ya go. The enviroweenies at work. http://bit.ly/1iCqH3V

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 03:47 PM (DmNpO)

34 The Republican war on Yeti`s...

Posted by: Dr. NO NO at April 11, 2014 03:47 PM (yd7wR)

35 ace, please, you're embarrassing yourself. Those are obviously weasels. Annnnnd now off to spend a few hours lost in the cryptozoology parts of youtube.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 03:48 PM (Gk3SS)

36 Top Pic:  Yeti

Bottom Pic:  Monkey with a snowball.

Huge!  Difference if you come face to face with one or the other.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 03:48 PM (x3YFz)

37 I had a stuffed shrimp at the Happy Fish today. It was as big as a softball. It could have been mostly stuffing. But the cool thing? It was wrapped in BACON and deep fried! Next time, I'm ordering the yeti oyster po boy.

Posted by: Erowmero at April 11, 2014 03:48 PM (1gcFZ)

38 "You Know Who" makes an unexpected appearance in Germany and in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 03:48 PM (hn5v5)

39 don't think old rancher Bundy has much of an internet presence. But I wonder how long until we hear about his tax returns, any court records, clubs and affiliations, criminal history, where he goes on the internet

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

40 Do bumbles really bounce?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (7XKHI)

41 Yetis are a myth, adhered to by stupid people and tourism boards.

Posted by: A Chupacabra at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

42 we should seize the yard, evict the homeowners, destroy any near by businesses, get some tanks, snipers, and helicopters to secure the area, and establish free speech zones, whilst knocking out nearby cell towers Ever notice that the worst kind of crap always seems to happen in April?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (oMKp3)

43 A baby Geep http://bit.ly/1lRIW9D

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (DmNpO)

44 30 I read a book, pretty sure it was a bestseller, called The Long Walk. Escapees from a Russian prison camp, prior to WW2, spend months traversing forests, deserts and mountains, supposedly non-fiction. At the end of the book, the author, one of the escapees, describes two Yeti-like creatures watching their group for hours. Frankly, it made me disbelieve the whole story. Posted by: Lincolntf Wow - -I just watched the movie version of the story! Weird coincidence. It was a pretty good movie too, and have Ed Harris as a mysterious CIA agent in a Siberian gulag. After watching the movie, I read up on it and discovered that the "author" actually stole the entire story from a guy who told it to him once. In other words: I DID happen, but just not to the author! He claimed an actual escapee's story as his own. I don't think the movie has the Yeti part in it, though.

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (mizYg)

45 Those aren't weasels. My Family Crest has an old woman beating weasels with wooden shoes. I'll know a weasel when I see it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (lq3Ak)

46 I am SnoWoman hear me roar, In numbers too small to ignore...

Posted by: Helen Yeti at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (8FyP4)

47 Those Yetis are in Red Square. I certainly recognize the place. Good times. Here, hold my hammer and sickle for a moment, will ya?

Posted by: Jay Commie at April 11, 2014 03:49 PM (Dwehj)

48 Just saw a state senate candidate (OH) advertizing as conservative. He looks kinda scary.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 11, 2014 03:50 PM (8MjqI)

49 The Long Walk. Escapees from a Russian prison camp, prior to WW2, spend months traversing forests, deserts and mountains, supposedly non-fiction. At the end of the book, the author, one of the escapees, describes two Yeti-like creatures watching their group for hours. Frankly, it made me disbelieve the whole story.

Posted by: Lincolntf

It was made into a movie with Ed Harris and Colin Farrell. Interesting but, yes, undoubtedly bullshit.

No yeti scene though.

Posted by: Meechelle [/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 03:50 PM (5mtBD)

50 The NRA's annual convention will take place in Indianapolis this month.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 03:50 PM (JBggj)

51 Two yeti walk into a bar Â….

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this at April 11, 2014 03:50 PM (1mtKP)

52

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 07:48 PM (Gk3SS)

 

So ATC are you going to go see Draft Day so you can imagine for 2 hours that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need?

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (LI48c)

53 Those aren't weasels. My Family Crest has an old woman beating weasels with wooden shoes. I'll know a weasel when I see it. *** Oh my!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (DmNpO)

54 Yetis are a myth, adhered to by stupid people and tourism boards.

Posted by: A Chupacabra at April 11, 2014 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

You deny the photo evidence of the obvious yeti in the top pic??

TRUTHER!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (x3YFz)

55 I saw a yeti going in to Trader Vic's once. His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Warren Zevon at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (8FyP4)

56 are there any conservative functions planned for Las Vegas? the good ole boys who run the strip are the same one who are running off the ranchers

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

57 Sex toy found in cod fish and in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (hn5v5)

58 50 The NRA's annual convention will take place in Indianapolis this month. Will there be yeti?

Posted by: Some guy whose heard the yeti joke at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (1mtKP)

59 Is this Yeti paying his 'fair share'...?

Posted by: Dr. NO NO at April 11, 2014 03:51 PM (yd7wR)

60 Looks like ace's ewok love child to me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

61 A Yeti stole my wheat thins.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 11, 2014 03:52 PM (bCEmE)

62 I am getting up to speed on the Bundy thing. Holy shit. So much bad information out there but a little nugget I saw earlier.. I think Hairy Reid is in this up to his ass along with his sniveling punk son.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 03:52 PM (/IQip)

63 Hey, has anyone ever noticed that on that show "Finding Bigfoot," they never do?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:52 PM (7XKHI)

64 I am definitely gong to look for the movie. I was really thinking it was a good book, a bit of Ivan Denisovich real life, but now that I think about it, there was more than one discordant point. Did they meet/adopt a young girl in the movie?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 03:52 PM (ZshNr)

65 That monkey stealing white snow is clearly a racist meme.

Posted by: I'm smart and I want respect we much at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (dvRYt)

66 aren't yetis and ewoks related

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (zOTsN)

67 that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need?

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM (LI48c)

aww ffs you owe me a Mt. Dew. 

At least give a snort warning next time!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (x3YFz)

68 Did they meet/adopt a young girl in the movie? Posted by: Lincolntf YES! However, unlike probably in real life she was beee-ooo-tiful.

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (mizYg)

69 Will there be yeti? Posted by: Some guy whose heard the yeti joke at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM
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Not yeti.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (JBggj)

70 The BLM need to ask the FBI for some explosive gel and drop it on the ranch. Worked great for us!

Posted by: Pennsylvania State Police at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (Aif/5)

71 Hey, has anyone ever noticed that on that show "Finding Bigfoot," they never do? *** that doesn't mean we shouldn't protect their habitat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (DmNpO)

72 Those aren't weasels. My Family Crest has an old woman beating weasels with wooden shoes. Three Weasels Couchant and a double-headed chicken on a houndstooth field has always been our family coat of arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

73 That monkey stealing white snow is clearly a racist meme.

***

Is that one of those dog whistle thingies?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:54 PM (7XKHI)

74 Do the feds actually own this land or the state?? I have heard conflicting reports.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 03:54 PM (/IQip)

75

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM (zOTsN)

 

mustang convention is next week.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 03:55 PM (RhQvZ)

76 Hannity said the fed did not own the land but the EPA is regulating the shit out of it

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

77 Hey, has anyone ever noticed that on that show "Finding Bigfoot," they never do?

***

that doesn't mean we shouldn't protect their habitat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 07:53 PM (DmNpO)

Yeah.  Might as well have called that show "In Search of Female Logic."

FUCK!  INCOMING!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 03:55 PM (x3YFz)

78 68 that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need?

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM (LI48c)


aww ffs you owe me a Mt. Dew.

At least give a snort warning next time!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 07:53 PM (x3YFz 

 

Well we are talking about mythical creatures that no one can prove actually exists.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 03:55 PM (LI48c)

79 So ATC are you going to go see Draft Day so you can imagine for 2 hours that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need? Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM (LI48c) No. I prefer my fantasy movies to have more gingers in catsuits using magic to blow things up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 03:55 PM (Gk3SS)

80 >>>So ATC are you going to go see Draft Day so you can imagine for 2 hours that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need? <<<



Syrias question, you guys. Who the eff did Costner sell his soul to to be in so many movies lately. From nothing for a long stretch... then it's been like what 3 or 4 since Man of Steel?

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (08jH8)

81 52 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 07:48 PM (Gk3SS) So ATC are you going to go see Draft Day so you can imagine for 2 hours that the Cleveland Browns management is competent and knows what they need? Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 07:51 PM (LI48c) Almost as funny as the midgets of the midway, da bears still suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (HVff2)

82 thunderb.. that's where I heard it but I don't always trust Hannity. Like I said.. lots of information out there most of wrong. I would love to know.. it makes a huge difference. No?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (/IQip)

83
I was born in Peruvia to parents of yeti extraction.

Posted by: Baby Yeti at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (nQjHM)

84 I've been listening to Ride of the Valkyries nonstop all day.

Posted by: Jay Commie at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (Dwehj)

85 Do yetis smell squatchy? Axing for a friend.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 03:56 PM (dkesm)

86 >>>Syrias question, you guys. Who the eff did Costner sell his soul to to be in so many movies lately. From nothing for a long stretch... then it's been like what 3 or 4 since Man of Steel? yeah he's been in a ton lately.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH)

87 I've been listening to Ride of the Valkyries nonstop all day.

***

YES!  YES!  YES!

(Kudos to anyone who gets the reference.)

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:57 PM (7XKHI)

88 Who the eff did Costner sell his soul to to be in so many movies lately.

I'll give you one guess.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at April 11, 2014 03:57 PM (Dwehj)

89 No. I prefer my fantasy movies to have more gingers in catsuits using magic to blow things up. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 07:55 PM
===
Whoa!  Me too!

Posted by: Automatic Pilot at April 11, 2014 03:57 PM (JBggj)

90 Syrias question, you guys. Who the eff did Costner sell his soul to to be in so many movies lately. From nothing for a long stretch... then it's been like what 3 or 4 since Man of Steel?

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at April 11, 2014 07:56 PM (08jH

 

Samuel Jackson.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 03:58 PM (LI48c)

91 well wheatie I just think the MFM is going to have radio silence on the while Bundy thing until they have their smear campaign handed to them.

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

92
Suck my yeti!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 11, 2014 03:58 PM (nQjHM)

93 I prefer my fantasy movies to have more gingers in catsuits using magic to blow things up.

***

Well, sure.  Who doesn't?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 03:58 PM (7XKHI)

94 Do the feds actually own this land or the state?? I have heard conflicting reports. *** As I understand it, the Feds own it, hence the mistake Bundy is making is in his big picture argument of fed land ownership. He's arguing that grazing fees should go to the state or local governments, and not the feds. I completely empathize with this position, however, as a number of us have put forth today, we think this is a losing argument. He needs to be arguing against the taking of grazing land in protection of a tortoise that is, reportedly, being routinely euthanized anyway. He should be arguing against the massive use of force in an attempt to intimidate him. He needs representation STAT.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 03:59 PM (DmNpO)

95 I can see Sarah Palin from my house.

Posted by: A Yeti at April 11, 2014 03:59 PM (8ZskC)

96 Liked the two sentence short stories, never read them before. I keep meaning to read more short stories, should get around to that.

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 03:59 PM (VMMMT)

97 Costner is looking pretty damn good lately.. plastic surgery maybe?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 04:00 PM (/IQip)

98
Cruz and Yeti in '16!

Posted by: Carl Rover at April 11, 2014 04:00 PM (nQjHM)

99 I can see Sarah Palin from my house.

***

Or Tina Fey, anyway.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 04:00 PM (7XKHI)

100 And speaking of Canada.. and speaking of giants rats.. There's a new channel in my over-the-air area called The Works. It should be called The Worst because they air the worst movies ever made. Anyone remember FOOD OF THE GODS ?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:01 PM (LT5Vx)

101 Costner is looking pretty damn good lately.. plastic surgery maybe?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 08:00 PM (/IQip)

If you think... Shoot...

T9 in play!  Put me in coach!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 04:01 PM (x3YFz)

102 Here There Be Jumbo Shrimp Posted by: Cicero

Speaking of which, where's Jumbo Jogging Shrimp been lately?

Posted by: pep at April 11, 2014 04:01 PM (4nR9/)

103 he needs a great high profile lawyer that is not beholden to the administration

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 04:01 PM (zOTsN)

104 NDH.. I read that he paid his fees for years until BLM started using the fees against the very ranchers who were paying them to buy them off. When they tried to buy him out he gave them the finger.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 04:02 PM (/IQip)

105 Costner is looking pretty damn good lately.. plastic surgery maybe? Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 08:00 PM (/IQip) I think so. Really good work too.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 04:02 PM (Gk3SS)

106 he needs a great high profile lawyer that is not beholden to the administration

***

Hmm.  Good luck on that.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 04:02 PM (7XKHI)

107 73 Those aren't weasels. My Family Crest has an old woman beating weasels with wooden shoes. Three Weasels Couchant and a double-headed chicken on a houndstooth field has always been our family coat of arms. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 07:53 PM (8ZskC) Ours is the middle finger of St. Katherine of Sienna. and. I'm. going. to. hell.

Posted by: Guido at April 11, 2014 04:02 PM (GYg/s)

108 Search for Bigfoot all you want...Yeti remain elusive. Catch me if you can, just follow the Kaboom droppings.

Posted by: Alf767 at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (gm/ta)

109 You know what this means, folks... The Postman II.

Posted by: Kevin Costner at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (08jH8)

110 Turner and Hooch on Showtime

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (DmNpO)

111

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at April 11, 2014 07:56 PM (08jH

 

better representation or he's now self insured?

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (RhQvZ)

112 Two-sentence horror story:

Obama elected.
Obama re-elected.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (noWW6)

113 Night Horde.  Shield maiden needs her sword sharpened and other maintenance of the marriage variety.

Heads down. powder dry.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 04:03 PM (x3YFz)

114 Yeti & Son

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 11, 2014 04:04 PM (AaZet)

115 NDH.. I read that he paid his fees for years until BLM started using the fees against the very ranchers who were paying them to buy them off. When they tried to buy him out he gave them the finger. *** he is, apparently, the last rancher standing there. All the others are now gone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:04 PM (DmNpO)

116 Agree ATC.. if indeed that's why he's been laying low he must have gotten the damn best in the business.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 04:04 PM (/IQip)

117 he needs a great high profile lawyer that is not beholden to the administration

Hmm. That'd be like finding a morsel of truth in one of my speeches.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 11, 2014 04:04 PM (Dwehj)

118 The BLM is looking for yetis in Nevada as we speak. Armed to the teeth.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (/i3Yt)

119 Oh Black Yeti bam-a-lam, Oh Black Yeti bam-a-lam, Black Yeti had a child bam-a-lam, Damn thing gone wild bam-a-lam

Posted by: RamJam at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (8FyP4)

120 The richest animal in the world- John Paul Yeti

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (MKpBT)

121 Food Of The Gods is based partially on a HG Wells' story. Bert I. Gordon wrote the screenplay. Mr BIG wrote a lotta this type of horror-creep-monster stuff. He's still alive, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (LT5Vx)

122 112 Turner and Hooch on Showtime

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 08:03 PM (DmNpO)

 

The hangover on TBS

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (LI48c)

123 Posted by: Baby Yeti at April 11, 2014 07:56 PM (nQjHM) I was born a poor white yeti...

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (VMMMT)

124 oh Rat Farts!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:05 PM (LT5Vx)

125

96...As I understand it, the Feds own it, hence the mistake Bundy is making is in his big picture argument of fed land ownership.

 

It goes back to when these western States became states, NDH.

 

No, the Feds don't really 'own' these lands.

It was supposed to be a "temporary" arrangement, for the Feds to manage these open lands.

 

So the BLM was created to do just that...manage the lands.

 

But when these States became states, it was part of the agreement that these lands were 'theirs'.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2014 04:06 PM (FWbLS)

126 That's what I read too NDH. There was this other guy.. Hage.. Dage?? I thought he was Nevada as well but hubby says the case is still ongoing and he's in Utah. See what I mean by bad info? lol.. get down in the weeds and you can get choked.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 04:06 PM (/IQip)

127 Hi, I'm Yeti. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?

Posted by: S. Muldoon tells just the middle of the joke at April 11, 2014 04:06 PM (MKpBT)

128 89 I've been listening to Ride of the Valkyries nonstop all day. *** YES! YES! YES! (Kudos to anyone who gets the reference.) Posted by: cool arrow at April 11, 2014 07:57 PM (7XKHI) It is my phone's ring tone!!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:07 PM (0FSuD)

129 122 The richest animal in the world- John Paul Yeti Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:05 PM (MKpBT) ....and SM has entered the building, Yeti forgot to spell his first name.

Posted by: Guido at April 11, 2014 04:07 PM (GYg/s)

130

Two years ago...Kevin Costner was doing singing gigs at the Lucky Star Casinos here in Oklahoma.

 

I didn't even know he could sing!

 

Now, he's back to being a big time star.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2014 04:07 PM (FWbLS)

131 All I need to know is that the Feds are out to destroy him. Unless he's a criminal or a communist, that automatically puts me on his side.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (oMKp3)

132 Star Trek is on MeTV. It's the original Kahn episode(s). Mr Rourke was great in this. "Go! Or stay! But do it because you want to."

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (LT5Vx)

133

Posted by: Carl Rover at April 11, 2014 08:00 PM (nQjHM)

 

make that Yeti-Chupacabra '16. (that sounds like an Asylum title ...)

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (RhQvZ)

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (MKpBT)

135 Is this a yeti? ------ Looks like an albino ewok there me. (Now to go back & see who beat me to that)

Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (Nzpd3)

136 Is she ready?

No, she's in bedy. She's got a real bad heady.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (Dwehj)

137 Solzhenitsyn put a whole series of great (and true) Gulag escape stories into Gulag Archipelago. I think they're in the third volume. Don't remember if any of his guys actually made it. Most of his guys get caught, but at least after running around being free for a long time.

Posted by: Emily at April 11, 2014 04:08 PM (7Rn+/)

138 I read all the two-sentence stories. It's rather a limiting format. With that little room to work, you pretty much need to follow one of two structures: (a) set up an expectation, then subvert it; (b) hint at a bad situation, then show it. Well, we can do that here too. I'll start! "I proudly cast my vote for the smartest and most ethical President ever. Five years later, it dawned on me... I had actually voted for Barack Obama." "'Since I started True the Vote, I've been probed by the FBI, BATF, OSHA, and the EPA,' said Catherine Engelbrecht. Then her phone rang." "Hillary woke up with a throbbing hangover, naked in an unfamiliar bed. She turned over and and realized she was in bed with... JOE BIDEN!"

Posted by: mr_jack at April 11, 2014 04:09 PM (M59SC)

139 Hey, has anyone ever noticed that on that show "Finding Bigfoot," they never do? Not familiar with eth show, but I watched a bunch of History Channel's "Monster Quest" episodes online and found it pretty funny - Researchers with fancy equipment du jour: "shush, something is coming!" Me: "Its a whitetail!" Researchers: "It is a deer. Well, at least we know there is a potential food source here!" Me: "Surprise! Is there any place in the North America outside of the concrete jungle where deer do not live?"

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2014 04:09 PM (u7osX)

140 I agree grammie.. just want my facts so when I talk to a LIV I can beat them over the head with it.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 11, 2014 04:09 PM (/IQip)

141 forgetabowdit! This just in: Hillary a shoe in for 2016!!! Brr Rmp Bump! Tip your servers and try the veal!!

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 04:09 PM (N3Al8)

142 That's what I read too NDH. There was this other guy.. Hage.. Dage?? I thought he was Nevada as well but hubby says the case is still ongoing and he's in Utah. See what I mean by bad info? lol.. get down in the weeds and you can get choked. *** yes. The Hage family saga was covered in an FNC special this past weekend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:10 PM (DmNpO)

143 You know, it could be a wampa...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 04:10 PM (5mtBD)

144 I only ask about Costner (well, the gold diggin', animated Christmas story character sock asked about Costner) because when last seen (I think) he was involved with some boats/tech to help clean the Gulf after the big oil leak.

Now, all of a sudden, back in movies left and right.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 11, 2014 04:11 PM (08jH8)

145 New puppy at our house. Gotta run.

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 11, 2014 04:11 PM (MKpBT)

146 OK I going to break bad and try to find a pack of unfiltered camels. I want some bad breath in the morning. BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:11 PM (0FSuD)

147

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 08:05 PM (LI48c) -

 

I didn't know they showed documentaries on TBS.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:12 PM (RhQvZ)

148 139 Solzhenitsyn's A Day In The Life was awesomeness... Reality squared....

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 04:12 PM (N3Al8)

149 Do you want to be Heeled?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 11, 2014 04:13 PM (DL2i+)

150 Lincolntf, well there is always the Greenland shark.  Look at those jaws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 04:14 PM (an0BH)

151 148 - Nip Sip Wal-Mart. Don't ask why I know.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 04:14 PM (Nzpd3)

152 Star Trek is on MeTV. It's the original Kahn episode(s). ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Full disclosure: I've never seen a full episode of Star Trek. Of any generation.

Posted by: RamJam at April 11, 2014 04:15 PM (8FyP4)

153 So, what do you think yetis taste like?

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 04:15 PM (8c12T)

154 I love that shark. It's another one that keeps my hopes alive. Megamouth!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 04:15 PM (ZshNr)

155 147 New puppy at our house. Gotta run. Posted by: Seamus M. at April 11, 2014 08:11 PM (MKpBT) witty Seamus,,,,lol.

Posted by: Guido at April 11, 2014 04:15 PM (GYg/s)

156

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 08:09 PM (N3Al -

 

That Hsu was made for walking, and it will walk all over you ... 

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:16 PM (RhQvZ)

157 155 So, what do you think yetis taste like? Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 08:15 PM (8c12T) Chicken.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:16 PM (mx5oN)

158 one of the escapees, describes two Yeti-like creatures watching their group for hours. Frankly, it made me disbelieve the whole story.

How far could you walk across Siberia before you started hallucinating?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 11, 2014 04:16 PM (DL2i+)

159 Gene Rottenberry seemed convinced we'd have some sort of "eugenics wars" in the 1990's. Why did this not happen?..yet? btw, according to Star Trek, the 1990's had human civilization on the brink of the dark ages.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:16 PM (LT5Vx)

160 Cubs - Cards game just started.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 11, 2014 04:17 PM (bCEmE)

161 Yeti=Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: Guido at April 11, 2014 04:17 PM (GYg/s)

162 Two sentence horror stories.

There I was in the theater trying to watch the movie Troy and cringing at the liberties taken in the story.  Then the credits rolled and I read thusly 'inspired by' and it became clear the cause of the abomination.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 04:17 PM (an0BH)

163 32 miles.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 04:17 PM (ZshNr)

164 Full disclosure: I've never seen a full episode of Star Trek. Of any generation. Posted by: RamJam at April 11, 2014 08:15 PM (8FyP4) BURN THE HERETIC.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 04:17 PM (Gk3SS)

165 158  There IS a God!!

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 04:18 PM (N3Al8)

166 OK, the grill is up to 375. Time to put on the blue cheese filled burgers. Be back later.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 04:18 PM (8FyP4)

167 Let's see, how can we manufacture fake drug charges so we can get access to military assets?

Posted by: BLM at April 11, 2014 04:19 PM (Aif/5)

168 When I called myself "The Abominable Snowman" kids would see me and scream.  Angry women would demand that I produce "The Abominable Snowwoman" and I'd shrug my shoulders and they'd start throwing sh*t at me.  So I went to a courtroom and asked the judge to change my name to "Yeti".  After that, everything has been pretty cool.  Got a new line of coolers and travel cases going  and the bread is rolling in. Good times, baby.

Posted by: Mr. Yeti at April 11, 2014 04:19 PM (JBggj)

169 New puppy at our house. Gotta run.
Dinner bell ringin', huh?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 04:21 PM (hn5v5)

170 That's a weasel. So's *that*.

Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at April 11, 2014 04:21 PM (zDsvJ)

171 Hmm, mebbe I'll have some spagyeti and meatballs ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 04:21 PM (5mtBD)

172 102 anyone remember FOOD OF THE GODS ? Soothsayer the Unstompable That big Easter bunny movie? Flopsie & Mopsie mutate from eeevil corporation/gov't toxic waste then eat Grandma? The musical?

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 11, 2014 04:22 PM (uopHF)

173 Second one is surely a fake. You can even see on the baby "yeti" where the Photoshopper accidentally left Nancy Pelosi's face.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 11, 2014 04:22 PM (1CroS)

174 Hmm, mebbe I'll have some spagyeti and meatballs ... *** I went to Olive Garden yesterday. It's been years since I had been there. It's funny, because I don't go there when I want Italian, obviously, but I found myself wanting Olive Garden. Odd.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

175 Captain brought this anecdote from the Daily Mail,  Nicholas Koster Waldau,
whining that Kate Upton spanked him, facepalm,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 11, 2014 04:24 PM (Jsiw/)

176 That first pic is an albino Ewok.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at April 11, 2014 04:24 PM (5fSr7)

177 did someone bring the bbq sauce? 

Posted by: Barack O'bama at April 11, 2014 04:24 PM (RhQvZ)

178 hahaha, I forgot the part when Kahn plays a gay hairdresser for a minute. But he does this to seduce Lt. McGivers.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:25 PM (LT5Vx)

179 Desperate for content, Ace breaks into the family photo album

Posted by: phreshone at April 11, 2014 04:25 PM (kFxpe)

180
That big Easter bunny movie? Flopsie & Mopsie mutate from eeevil corporation/gov't toxic waste then eat Grandma?
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 11, 2014 08:22 PM (uopHF)
Was that the one with Bones from Star Trek?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 11, 2014 04:26 PM (AaZet)

181 Here is an almost unknown classic horror film.  Stars Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Telly Savalas.  Turn of the 20th Century and a missing link monster is found frozen in Siberia.  Then it thaws out and stalks everyone on a train.  Then it literally drains their brains. 

The Horror Express. 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068713/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_41

One of the best quotes on them trying to identify who has become the monster comes from Peter Cushing's character, "Monster? We're British you know."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 04:26 PM (an0BH)

182 Believe it or not, they made a Food Of The Gods II.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:27 PM (LT5Vx)

183 Wow. Back with unfiltered Camels, in NC second cheapest state for cigs, $7.50 for a pack! Oh, and not matches. So if I didn't have some, I would be out of luck. ID for matches!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:30 PM (0FSuD)

184 Kate Upton roughing up the talent.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:31 PM (RhQvZ)

185 Two line horror stories: I was engaged in conducting my sworn duty as an elected U.S. Congressman, questioning the Attorney General. Abruptly, with an ugly sneer on his face, he growled, "Don't go there buddy."

Posted by: Another Democrat at April 11, 2014 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

186 @176 - if you're going to have that kind of craving, Olive Garden's a little weak, Macaroni Grill or Cheesecake Factory are a notch up in the chain scheme of things...

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2014 04:31 PM (o+SC1)

187 OK, the grill is up to 375. Time to put on the blue cheese filled burgers. Be back later. Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 08:18 PM I'll pay you $35 if your drone can land one within 50 yards of where I'm sitting now...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2014 04:31 PM (kKdYS)

188 185 Wow. Back with unfiltered Camels, in NC second cheapest state for cigs, $7.50 for a pack! Oh, and not matches. So if I didn't have some, I would be out of luck. ID for matches! Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:30 PM (0FSuD) Enjoy your emphysema!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:32 PM (mx5oN)

189 Great smell. Coughing already and forgot not to n lip the damn thing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

190 @187 - at that your sworn duty involves a two-foot length of monofilament and a really hard tug.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2014 04:32 PM (o+SC1)

191 Wow. Back with unfiltered Camels, in NC second cheapest state for cigs, $7.50 for a pack!
====
Heh.  And the smallest cigarettes on shelf, too.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:33 PM (JBggj)

192

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:30 PM (0FSuD)

 

unfiltered camels?

 

i'm sorry.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:33 PM (RhQvZ)

193 there it is! "Go! Or stay. But do it because it is what You WISH to do!"

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:33 PM (LT5Vx)

194 No way i am going to inhale this fucker. Like a cigar with all the extra chemicals. It will burn out by itself if I leave it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)

195 Hey Nip Sip! Wife told me there's an Easter egg hunt at the governors mansion tomorrow and her USO group needed volunteers to go. One volunteer is needed to dress up as a bunny. Should I? I asked her if she wouldn't kind dressing up as the bunny IYKWIMAITTYD! Ha!

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2014 04:34 PM (doBIb)

196 Wow. Back with unfiltered Camels, in NC second cheapest state for cigs, $7.50 for a pack! Oh, and not matches. So if I didn't have some, I would be out of luck. ID for matches! Posted by: Nip Sip ----------------- Just remember, it is for your own good. Heavily taxing a segment of the population that is too small to effectively revolt has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Another Democrat at April 11, 2014 04:34 PM (aDwsi)

197 For any 'ettes out there who might shop at Coldwater Creek, I just got an email from them that they are filing for bankruptcy and going out of both the catalogue and the brick and mortar business. Shoot. That's where I buy all my moms gifts. She loves that store.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 04:35 PM (oMKp3)

198 Fucker is almost burnt out since first post.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:35 PM (0FSuD)

199 @185 - while I am a capitalist and support the right of everyone to wheeze themselves into a pine box, I really suggest you reconsider your priorities.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2014 04:35 PM (o+SC1)

200 Two sentence horror story: "Aren't you just the sweetest thing?", said Barack Obama picking the puppy up. He headed for the kitchen.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 11, 2014 04:35 PM (y+Ekp)

201 EC, Pat will be in Augusta. I am pretty sure, my next door neighbor is taking him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:36 PM (0FSuD)

202 Enjoy your emphysema! Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:32 PM (mx5oN) You always that much of a dick?

Posted by: Bob at April 11, 2014 04:36 PM (mTM2n)

203 Don't smoke anymore but when I did I smoked Camels. Got handed a pack of unfiltered once as a mistake, I didn't notice because I thought it was just a soft pack of filters. I tried one. Ugh.

Posted by: Adam at April 11, 2014 04:37 PM (Aif/5)

204 Fucker is almost burnt out since first post.
====
Are you burning it like incense?

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:37 PM (JBggj)

205 Fuck it then. I'm not getting punched in the balls by a 7 yo kid.

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2014 04:37 PM (doBIb)

206 Gone. Shit I think i got ten puffs? Now house smells like shit. Moral, don't do this shit when your wife is out of town. Now, she will smell it and want to know the name of the hooker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:38 PM (0FSuD)

207 I know, it's the artificially-engineered vagina of a Dorset ewe. What do I win? 

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 11, 2014 04:38 PM (mcQuu)

208 Two sentence horror story.

Gaylord Fockler looked the best he could on his wedding day what with purple lips and airfoils for ears and a Camel dangling as he gave the crowd gathered his best daredevil smile.  Then Michelle lead him away for their conjugal night behind closed and bolted doors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 04:38 PM (an0BH)

209 Two line horror story --

I gladly accept the Republican nomination for President. I look forward to facing off with Hillary this fall.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's Spread the Love Tour '16 at April 11, 2014 04:39 PM (08jH8)

210 Moral, don't do this shit when your wife is out of town. Now, she will smell it and want to know the name of the hooker. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:38 PM (0FSuD) Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:39 PM (mx5oN)

211 Nah, open the windows and let the air blow thru till she gets home.  Smoke the rest outside.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:39 PM (GEnlB)

212 When I smoked cigarettes I smoked filterless Camels.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 04:40 PM (zqvg6)

213 213 Nah, open the windows and let the air blow thru till she gets home. Smoke the rest outside. Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 08:39 PM (GEnlB) Febreze. 55 gallons of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:40 PM (mx5oN)

214 Spock is befuddled at the "romanticism of a brutal dictator" displayed by Kirk, McCoy, and Scott. They laugh at Spock. Heheheheh.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 04:40 PM (LT5Vx)

215 Now, she will smell it and want to know the name of the hooker. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:38 PM (0FSuD) She knows Tiffany, so I'll just say she came over. How you think that will work?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:40 PM (0FSuD)

216 When I smoked cigarettes, if I had to bum one off someone who smoked Lights, I'd break the filter off and smoke it that way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 04:41 PM (ZshNr)

217 I went to cigars and now a pipe,which I find the most enjoyable of all.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 04:41 PM (zqvg6)

218 lol, yeah, that too.  Gonna be a shitty night.  Only got about 3 hours of sleep last night.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:41 PM (GEnlB)

219 Febreze. 55 gallons of it. Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:40 PM
====
Dunno.  More than a gallon and she'll think he had a hooker convention.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (JBggj)

220 Woo. Not my tongue has those smoking socks on it. Bourbon will cure that!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (0FSuD)

221 My Grandpa smoked Camels. He always had a pack rolled up in his shirt sleeve up by his shoulder, above his tattoo. He dropped dead of a heart attack when he was 49. Not sure if there was a connection.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (oMKp3)

222 Marlboros. quit for 2years and on 4th of July (76) guy offered me a cig to light a firecracker. A pack later...hooked again for another few years.

Posted by: Guido at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (GYg/s)

223 Wilson B. Goode had some shit that be ending that desert standoff, just sayin.

Posted by: Ramona Africa at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (mcQuu)

224
From the WaPo on 8 April '14:

"The Senate confirmed Neil Kornze to run the Bureau of Land Management, where he currently works as its principal deputy director. Previously, the native Nevadan worked on public lands issues in Majority Leader Harry ReidÂ’s (D-Nev.) office."

Just a coincidence, I'm sure...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2014 04:42 PM (k8cyM)

225 The Horde is discussing Kate Upton and Easter bunnies and no one has posted this yet? http://youtu.be/ZDw0mMA8RYE For shame, Horde, for shame.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 04:43 PM (Gk3SS)

226 "Here is an almost unknown classic horror film. Stars Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Telly Savalas. Turn of the 20th Century and a missing link monster is found frozen in Siberia. Then it thaws out and stalks everyone on a train. Then it literally drains their brains."

I remember that one! Airing on the SF Bay Area's classic late-night _Creature Features_ with the late Bob Wilkins hosting.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 11, 2014 04:43 PM (noWW6)

227 Speaking of Miss Upton,have you seen the new nude shots?Actually not new,she must be 18 .Yowza.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 04:44 PM (zqvg6)

228 Meh, you never know.  G'ma smoked and had a stiff drink everynight (and continued) at 5 on the dot.  Lived until 83.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:45 PM (GEnlB)

229 228 Yep,it actually boils their brains iirc.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 04:45 PM (zqvg6)

230

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 08:43 PM (Gk3SS)

 

thank you my queen!

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:45 PM (RhQvZ)

231 @227 THREAD WINNER!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

232 There is an autopsy scene where they open a guys skull to expose the boiled brain.Those Hammer films were pretty hardcore back in the day.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (zqvg6)

233 Did you know a diet of fresh blueberries keeps the pH of your vagina at optimal levels?

Posted by: Ghey Blarney at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (dvRYt)

234 "The Senate confirmed Neil Kornze to run the Bureau of Land Management, where he currently works as its principal deputy director. Previously, the native Nevadan worked on public lands issues in Majority Leader Harry ReidÂ’s (D-Nev.) office."

If only there were a Constitutionally co-equal branch of the federal government, gifted by the Constitution with the "power of the purse", which could use that power to shut off funding to federal agencies run amuck.

That sure would have been nice. Darn those Founding Fathers for not having had the foresight to put something like that in place. What dumb bunnies they were.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (noWW6)

235 Great Odin's beard, it's a snow weasel!

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (5UteM)

236

Nip Sip-

 

re: the camels. why?

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (RhQvZ)

237 Did you know a diet of fresh blueberries keeps the pH of your vagina at optimal levels?

Unpossible.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (Dwehj)

238 Apologies, Empress, what was the question again?

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 11, 2014 04:46 PM (Jsiw/)

239

Two sentence horror story.

I stopped to buy beer and condoms. When I got to her house Chris Hanson was there.

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 04:47 PM (N3Al8)

240 The Kate Upton Easter Bunny video ... again?

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:47 PM (JBggj)

241 Did you know a diet of fresh blueberries keeps the pH of your vagina at optimal levels? How many do you have to stuff in there?

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2014 04:48 PM (doBIb)

242 238 Nip Sip- re: the camels. why? Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 08:46 PM (RhQvZ) Er, why not? Actually, next to an $8 Macanudo they have a mighty good buzz, but the cigar smells better and lasts longer. OK, I fucked up, but I am out of cigars.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:48 PM (0FSuD)

243 I think this Nevada shit has Hairy Reid, the pederast, name all over it!

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:49 PM (GEnlB)

244 243 Did you know a diet of fresh blueberries keeps the pH of your vagina at optimal levels? How many do you have to stuff in there? Posted by: EC at April 11, 2014 08:48 PM (doBIb) I'm up to about six bushels and counting.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 11, 2014 04:49 PM (mx5oN)

245 The wind was howling, the trees trembling, as a shadowy form emerged from the gloom and knocked on our front door. He said his car had broken down, he'd like to use our phone, I've been in this hospital ever since...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 04:50 PM (ZshNr)

246 245 I think this Nevada shit has Hairy Reid, the pederast, name all over it! Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 08:49 PM (GEnlB) Tortoises? Code for 10 year old boys?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

247 OK, so if I put the camel butt in the disposal will it still smell?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

248 Er, why not? Actually, next to an $8 Macanudo they have a mighty good buzz, but the cigar smells better and lasts longer. OK, I fucked up, but I am out of cigars. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:48 PM (0FSuD) What's your preferred stogie?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:51 PM (mx5oN)

249
I vote the one about 12:07 and the one about "I can't move, I can't speak..." as the best scariest.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 11, 2014 04:51 PM (hUf/y)

250 235, if my vagina had the optimum ph level I sure wouldn't know it. My wife won't let me anywhere near it.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 04:52 PM (6vob/)

251 No, nip, follow the money!

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:52 PM (GEnlB)

252 Tortoises? Code for 10 year old boys? *** he's nervous about one of the cows digging up a body?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:52 PM (DmNpO)

253 Full disclosure: I've never seen a full episode of Star Trek. Of any generation. Posted by: RamJam at April 11, 2014 08:15 PM (8FyP4) BURN THE HERETIC. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 08:17 PM (Gk3SS) I haven't either. Having said that, for AtC: http://tinyurl.com/m7paarn

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 04:52 PM (MpP9p)

254 No no no, nip sip, flush it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:53 PM (GEnlB)

255 I looked over the crowd as they erupted in cheers. When the man turned my head around, I remembered my dismembered body would be behind the guillotine.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 11, 2014 04:53 PM (lq3Ak)

256 I haven't either. Having said that, for AtC: http://tinyurl.com/m7paarn Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 08:52 PM (MpP9p) The power of the corgis protects you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 04:54 PM (Gk3SS)

257 While you were fapping. The homosexual child molester formerly known as Harry Reid started a range war with Cliven Bundy in order to steal land and sell it to the Chicoms in order to build a $5 billion solar plant in Nevada. Harry's son Rory is representing the Chicoms. BLM has been cattle rustling. Harry Reid's former advisor runs the Bureau of Land Management.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 04:56 PM (bitz6)

258 May have to hit the hooch to sleep tonight.  I hate being exahasted and wide awake.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 04:56 PM (GEnlB)

259 I'm reading this thread while listening to the Holberg Suite on the raydee-o.  Glad I'm not drinking tonight.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:56 PM (JBggj)

260 May have to hit the hooch to sleep tonight. I hate being exahasted and wide awake. *** Cellestial Seasonings Sleepytime tea. It's the darndest thing. It actually works.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 04:57 PM (DmNpO)

261 My naaame, is Giuseppe Yeti.


(you had to be there)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 04:57 PM (nDGjW)

262 @250 Macanudo Rothchild dark wrapper. http://tinyurl.com/mobw72q

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

263 260 May have to hit the hooch to sleep tonight. I hate being exahasted and wide awake. Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 08:56 PM (GEnlB) That's a lousy feeling. Been there quite a few times.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 04:57 PM (mx5oN)

264 @258 - Corgis good. But no bouncing Upton masses.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2014 04:57 PM (o+SC1)

265 The power of the corgis protects you. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 08:54 PM (Gk3SS) http://tinyurl.com/kzsh8je

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 04:58 PM (MpP9p)

266 http://tinyurl.com/oaw2asz

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 04:58 PM (bitz6)

267 256 No no no, nip sip, flush it. Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 08:53 PM (GEnlB) Shit, too late. Good idea.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 04:58 PM (0FSuD)

268 Are we to now believe Cankles was a softball player but not a lesbian?

Posted by: UWP at April 11, 2014 04:58 PM (pf+hU)

269 I woke up in the middle of the night joyfully remembering how lucky I was to have such a beautiful wife laying next to me. I reached over to hug my loved one when I awoke from my dream to find myself in the real world married to Michelle.

Posted by: Obama at April 11, 2014 04:59 PM (kUpEx)

270 Macanudo Rothchild dark wrapper.. 
----
The 42 ring maduros.  My seegar of choice, back in the day.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 04:59 PM (JBggj)

271 http://tinyurl.com/kzsh8je Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 08:58 PM (MpP9p) Well I just went supersonic with the squealing at that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 11, 2014 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

272 Harry Reid has committed open sedition.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 04:59 PM (bitz6)

273 264 @250 Macanudo Rothchild dark wrapper. http://tinyurl.com/mobw72q Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:57 PM (0FSuD) Looks nice. I don't smoke cigars much anymore, but I was partial to H. Upmanns and Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:00 PM (mx5oN)

274

NDH,  It doesn't work tried.  The only one that worked was Emporer's Choice from CS, and I haven't been able to find it for years.

 

Kiddlets brought me some Apple Jack from Kentucky which, when the time comes, is good for sippin and drowzy.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:00 PM (GEnlB)

275 Adorable yetis.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 05:01 PM (hO8IJ)

276

>>>Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 08:51 PM (0FSuD)-

 

flush it or get an ashtray outside. putting it in the trash will stink the place up where febreze won't cover it.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:01 PM (RhQvZ)

277 I go to sleep believing CAC's election predictions.
I awake and nothing has changed.

Posted by: Lt. Smokey of the LIB Brigade at April 11, 2014 05:01 PM (8/dgB)

278 http://tinyurl.com/8vcor8b Reuters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:01 PM (bitz6)

279

Two Sentence Horror Story.

Ugh I can't breath, even though I have an oxygen bottle tethered to my nose.There is no oxygen in my blood I feel like I am suffocating!!

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:01 PM (N3Al8)

280

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 08:58 PM (MpP9p)-

 

that doggie better stay away from the white house.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:02 PM (RhQvZ)

281 I have some Cuban Macanudos that I think I need to burn tonight.  Wife and kids are out of town and I am both aimless and shiftless. 

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 05:02 PM (jucos)

282 NDH, It doesn't work tried. The only one that worked was Emporer's Choice from CS, and I haven't been able to find it for years. Kiddlets brought me some Apple Jack from Kentucky which, when the time comes, is good for sippin and drowzy. *** A couple of weeks ago I saw something about a fella who tried it and it did't work, but then tried the extra-drowsy version (ICR what it's called) and said it worked like a charm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

283 283 I have some Cuban Macanudos that I think I need to burn tonight. Wife and kids are out of town and I am both aimless and shiftless. Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 09:02 PM (jucos) Pre-embargo, of course...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:03 PM (mx5oN)

284 Looks nice. I don't smoke cigars much anymore, but I was partial to H. Upmanns and Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur When I smoked em I got em from Dunhill in NYC store they still had Jamaican Rothschilds in dark. tight wrap and pretty mild. Never could smoke upmanns or Monterreys, way to strong, especially the Monterreys. You know I am drunk when I say lets get some cigars or lets do some after dinner shots.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:04 PM (0FSuD)

285 Boss Moss, Kelly file has it on right now.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:04 PM (GEnlB)

286 "You Know Who" makes an unexpected appearance in Germany and in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2014 07:48 PM (hn5v5)



Clearly the image of a postage stamp. I probably have such a stamp in the album I started as a child. Could be an entirely innocent mistake on the part of some Chinese graphic artist who is not up to speed on who is "in" and who is "out" with respect to Western iconography.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 05:04 PM (nDGjW)

287 I am so ready for a happy ending. Something like the princess turns the grumpy ogre into a happy prince and they live happily ever after.

Posted by: Nguyễn of the Boat People at April 11, 2014 05:04 PM (jt2RN)

288 Kelly file? Who's that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:04 PM (bitz6)

289 Thanks, NDH, I will look for that.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:05 PM (GEnlB)

290 283 I have some Cuban Macanudos that I think I need to burn tonight. Wife and kids are out of town and I am both aimless and shiftless. Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 09:02 PM (jucos) What was that address again? They have to be OLD. Macandudo when to Jamaica in the 60's.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:05 PM (0FSuD)

291 Comment I found at Las Vegas Sun. Can't really find much detailed reporting. **** Diogenes 3 hours ago - Bundy is the last of 53 ranchers who grazed herds on this land. His family has been using it since the 1870s. The rest have been driven off - and out of business.- BLM "reclassified" the land 20 years ago. - Claims of protecting the desert tortoise are bogus because the BLM has started killing them in large numbers due to "lack of funding" to care for them. Even if it were true, cattle are not incompatible with the tortoise. - BLM's replacement excuse is to make it a "conservation area", but conservation of this type of land does not preclude grazing. In fact, buffalo and bison roamed here. - The BLM is destroying wells the ranchers built and maintained on the land (the "land restoration" they're doing). - Cattle are being rounded up, at least in part, by helicopters and some cattle are dying due to running in the desert heat. - In its wisdom, the BLM chose calving season for its raid. Calves are dying from being separated from their mothers. - From Day 1 the BLM showed up with hundreds, including snipers stationed around the area, and Blackwater type mercenaries. - Nevada state police on the scene have been turning their backs on the BLM because they don't approve of the tactics. - County Sheriff Gillespie has refused to act to stop the BLM, although it is within his authority to turn back the feds when they act against the public safety of citizens. - BLM is making millions on similar cleared lands in northern Nevada, auctioning mineral and gas rights once ranchers are cleared.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2014 05:06 PM (RJMhd)

292 Fox News, Megan Kelly.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:06 PM (GEnlB)

293 Pre-embargo, of course...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 09:03 PM (mx5oN)

_______________

Ummmmmm.... Yeah.  Actually I am not an afficianado so I really cannot tell the difference between Cubans and Dominicans.  I don't think most people can tell the difference. 

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 05:06 PM (jucos)

294 C and Sudafed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:06 PM (bitz6)

295 Fucking HEY! Kelly file says over a THOUSAND people have shown up to support the NV rancher. No more Ruby Ridges!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

296 Could be an entirely innocent mistake on the part of some Chinese graphic artist who is not up to speed on who is "in" and who is "out" with respect to Western iconography.

Undoubtedly the client asked for a "vintage stamp" for a mug to be sold in Germany...and they got a German vintage stamp, so what are they bitching about?  Write better requirements next time.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 05:07 PM (hO8IJ)

297 >>>279 I go to sleep believing CAC's election predictions.
I awake and nothing has changed.

Posted by: Lt. Smokey of the LIB Brigade at April 11, 2014 09:01 PM (8/dgB)<<<

 

yeah that was like eating a bowl of KaBoom with condensed milk.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:07 PM (RhQvZ)

298 Troops mass on the border of Ukraine grazing land.

Posted by: Another Democrat at April 11, 2014 05:08 PM (aDwsi)

299

Beaten, bruised,  nude, and on all fours as I am to trying to get up. I looked back over my shoulder, and there was a naked Al Gore, smiling and saying," I must release my second chakra!"

 

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 11, 2014 05:08 PM (WH4YU)

300 I just heard the beginning of Hugh Hewitt's show. He's endorsing Lindsey Graham in the SC primary. Fucking asshole. Now I remember why I never listen to him.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 05:08 PM (sdi6R)

301 tasker, that pretty much jibes with what I've read/heard. The Feds are off the rails on this one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:09 PM (ZshNr)

302 Two sentences: The humidity was as stifling as the thought of having Hillary's crotch firmly ensconced on my face. There was no beer to relieve my thirst or to drive the image from my brain. Ugh.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 05:09 PM (6vob/)

303 Two sentence horror story.

The old man wheezed gasping for breath while the machines attached to his bed made reassuring noises as they kept him alive, "kid, yetis are all cute and adorable like Mogwai when you first see them. Until you cross them and then they rip your arm off to beat you upside the head just like they did me."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 05:09 PM (an0BH)

304 I thought that first picture was Ace looking for his car keys. Then I saw it wasn't an ewok.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2014 05:09 PM (oFCZn)

305 Yeti & BLM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 11, 2014 05:10 PM (AaZet)

306 Well at least I feel a little better knowing the rancher is being fucked over money and not purely federal govt employees run amok.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 11, 2014 05:10 PM (0LHZx)

307 Ukraine, Ikraine, we all crane for Lebensraum

Posted by: V. Putin at April 11, 2014 05:11 PM (FcR7P)

308 OK, some straight marker mark to get this fucking burnt camel cig taste out of my mouth. Wait, Grand Marnier, sweeter!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:12 PM (0FSuD)

309 266 @258 - Corgis good. But no bouncing Upton masses. Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2014 08:57 PM (o+SC1) Hey, I posted an Upton article earlier in afternoon, containing many a pic, and not one comment. Either you are all under the weather or no one reads the comments. She was doing the red carpet poledance with the costars of her new movie, her height made them look like Pygmy women. Attagirl! But I'm tall so I relate.

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 05:12 PM (ijXVY)

310 For any 'ettes out there who might shop at Coldwater Creek, I just got an email from them that they are filing for bankruptcy and going out of both the catalogue and the brick and mortar business. Shoot. That's where I buy all my moms gifts. She loves that store. Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 08:35 PM (oMKp3) ________ They're based in N. Idaho. That's going to have a big impact around these parts I fear. Too bad.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 11, 2014 05:12 PM (0LHZx)

311 I sit corrected.  My Macanudo's are Domincan.  I have Romeo and Juliet's, Montecristo's, and Habano's from Cuba.  I will enjoy one or two of them tonight.

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 05:12 PM (jucos)

312 Alberta - I was just looking through my boyhood stamp collection. Those were that days..., Ceylon, Burma, the Führer. I have a lot. Presumably, they are worthless, not that it matters. I've often wondered if the engraving was farmed out. Astonishing really, compared to contemporary stamps.

Posted by: Another Democrat at April 11, 2014 05:13 PM (aDwsi)

313 http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/04/09/nevadan-named-blm-chief/ Harry Reid's Stooge that runs the Bureau of Land Management.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:13 PM (bitz6)

314 Again, you are wrong, moo moo. He's been fighting the BLM for 20 yrs because they unilaterally changed the rules.  He has been paying the County all this time for grazing rights, the BLM wants to double dip, as it were.  The family has been grazing there since the 1870's.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:13 PM (GEnlB)

315 Well at least I feel a little better knowing the rancher is being fucked over money and not purely federal govt employees run amok.

What, you think senators, reps, govt bjers aren't getting their kickbacks?  In Nevada?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 11, 2014 05:14 PM (hUf/y)

316 Well at least I feel a little better knowing the rancher is being fucked over money and not purely federal govt employees run amok. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo --------------- Uh..., a tortoise?

Posted by: Another Democrat at April 11, 2014 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

317 288 Yes, Alberta OP, an honest error but a pretty funny one IMHO.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 05:14 PM (hn5v5)

318 313 I sit corrected. My Macanudo's are Domincan. I have Romeo and Juliet's, Montecristo's, and Habano's from Cuba. I will enjoy one or two of them tonight. Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 09:12 PM (jucos) Enjoy!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:15 PM (mx5oN)

319 So, I was smoking Kool 100's for years when our governor decided to jack cigarette taxes. Not just once, but three times in his tenure, the last for more than a dollar a pack. Most republicans supported those increases because, as noted above, the percentage of those who smoke make it tough to mount an effective outcry. Some conservatives (bs) I knew were all for it, because they didn't smoke and fuck you, that's why. With smokes over 7.00 a pack and rising, I bought a rolling machine, some papers and tobacco and got to work. 1.50 a pack, and made defiantly as a tax protest since 2008.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 11, 2014 05:15 PM (agLwc)

320 Damn, 'Democrat' socks are hard to take off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

321 Grazing is not owning. You don't own the highway when you're driving on it. That's a fucked up comparison, I don't think it works, but I'm going to post it anyway. Bored.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:15 PM (ZshNr)

322 For any 'ettes out there who might shop at Coldwater Creek, I just got an email from them that they are filing for bankruptcy and going out of both the catalogue and the brick and mortar business. *** I just bought a dress from there last month when I went on my big shopping spree.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:15 PM (DmNpO)

323 For anyone who has never lived in the desert west, water and grazing rights are a BFD.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:16 PM (GEnlB)

324 270---- Are we to now believe Cankles was a softball player but not a lesbian? Posted by: UWP at April 11, 2014 08:58 PM (pf+hU) ----------------- I don't believe she was a softball player. Maybe played pick-up, slow-pitch games at a church picnic or something like that, but there's no chance she played fast-pitch. It just was not played in her day, not in the Midwest. I remember she once said something in a speech about playing soccer when she was a girl. She lied, as usual. No girls' soccer programs anywhere near her home in Illinois. Hardly any boys' ones.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:17 PM (dfYL9)

325 They have grazing rights and have made improvements for over 100 years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:17 PM (bitz6)

326 I didn't read the comments and you can't make me. But I did read the post. Cute yetis. Shit, I'm the anti-Breitbart. And the O's are shitting the bed. And Cougar is cranky. And it's raining. Fuck this, I'm gonna get drunk, that's what I'm gonna do.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:17 PM (Pvcl5)

327 Opened a new bottle of Grand Marnier, a shot in a cold shot glass! I might have another, just to get the taste out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:18 PM (0FSuD)

328 He is paying for it.  To the County.  The feds overstepped their bounds, and he is the last one to stand up and say no.  The rest were scared off.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:18 PM (GEnlB)

329 Fuck this, I'm gonna get drunk, that's what I'm gonna do. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:17 PM (Pvcl5) you've come to the right place... and I just found a fly in my wine... dammit

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 05:18 PM (10H0T)

330 I think grazing rights are inherent to the industry/lifestyle. This is a deliberate attempt to stamp out the last private rancher in that region.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:18 PM (ZshNr)

331 >>>Fuck this, I'm gonna get drunk, that's what I'm gonna do.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:17 PM (Pvcl5)<<<

 

cheers.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:19 PM (RhQvZ)

332 The 1st pic is an ewok in arctic camouflage suit. His skis and rifle are probably just out of frame.

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 11, 2014 05:19 PM (Tz35j)

333 Beef prices are at record highs and the herd is down to 1951 levels.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (bitz6)

334 327 They have grazing rights and have made improvements for over 100 years. Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 09:17 PM (bitz6) I feel bad for all the families run off from this land, all that heritage and tradition destroyed over govt greed. Whatever happened to " if it helps just one person..."?

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (ijXVY)

335 I lay strapped to the bed naked and frozen in terror as a nude Hillary Clinton stands over me. She has many razor sharp teeth, but not in the cavity where her tongue resides.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (WH4YU)

336 >>>you've come to the right place... and I just found a fly in my wine... dammit Hey you. The fly bits adds a certain earthiness that pairs well with an aged Brie.* *I might just be talking out my ass here. Maybe.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (Pvcl5)

337

If Draft Day is going to have a "realistic" ending, they'll have the Browns run out on the field for the first game of the season with the words over the screen saying the Browns finished 4-12, coach fired.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (15w2J)

338 I think grazing rights are inherent to the industry/lifestyle. This is a deliberate attempt to stamp out the last private rancher in that region[/s[ cow farts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (DmNpO)

339 Is that the Scandi sniper's dog?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (bitz6)

340 Look...I understand trying not to get hit by a tax... But when hitting the Man in the pocketbook is the healthy thing to do? Priorities...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 05:20 PM (m9V0o)

341 Trey Gowdy up on Megyn Kelly next

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:21 PM (DmNpO)

342

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:18 PM (10H0T)-

 

a new glass of wine for spypeach stat.

 

and 10HOT? how did you get the cobs to get that one for you?

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:21 PM (RhQvZ)

343 Aannnd to just make everyone feel better, the Feds are going after YOU for your dead relatives 37 year old debts to the IRS.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:21 PM (GEnlB)

344 Ndh - A very, *very* near miss...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

345 323 Grazing is not owning. You don't own the highway when you're driving on it. That's a fucked up comparison, I don't think it works, but I'm going to post it anyway. Bored. The property rights in the West are seriously fucked up. The Feds own over 50% of all the land. In the East, less than 10%. So English common law give you title to property in your possession after 14 years, seven under color of title, aka a fake title. I don't think that applies in this case, just saying. The guy has been getting a free ride for a while, this is not a clear property rights fight.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

346 Posted by: DC in Towson I just put my damn wine through a strainer, it's all good now

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (10H0T)

347 Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:17 PM (dfYL9) ----------- Imgrew up in Hillary's home town, Park Ridge, IL. They play slow pitch softball with 16 inch balls and not mitts. And yes, in addition to being President of the Young Republicans she also played softball in HS. This was of course before she went to Wellsley in the 60s and became bat shit crazy. I denounce for knowing all of this. It's all detailed in her shine at my old HS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (ojnk6)

348 "I just heard the beginning of Hugh Hewitt's show. He's endorsing Lindsey Graham in the SC primary."

Mitt Romney IS THE MAN to lead Republicans to victory!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (noWW6)

349 >>!and 10HOT? how did you get the cobs to get that one for you? Pixy gets something right from time to time. That's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (Pvcl5)

350 well, I screwed the pooch on that html

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

351 328 .....And the O's are shitting the bed. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:17 PM (Pvcl5) ------------------- *sigh* Ah, well. Could be worse. Could be a Cub fan. (*shudder*)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:23 PM (dfYL9)

352 Heh, re-do of the idiotic "constitution" tattoo Rolling Stone cover (caution borderline eye-bleach-required imagery) http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231993

Posted by: Bobc at April 11, 2014 05:23 PM (HOKAc)

353

The new fresh hell brought to us everyday has been turned up to eleventy!.!.!!!!

 

I'm going for the mason jar.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:23 PM (GEnlB)

354 Reid's son is a foreign agent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:23 PM (bitz6)

355 313 I sit corrected. My Macanudo's are Domincan. I have Romeo and Juliet's, Montecristo's, and Habano's from Cuba. I will enjoy one or two of them tonight. Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 11, 2014 09:12 PM (jucos) Those are good, the Jamaican were better. Milder and wrap was tighter. I don't think you can get them any more.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:24 PM (0FSuD)

356 "332 I think grazing rights are inherent to the industry/lifestyle. This is a deliberate attempt to stamp out the last private rancher in that region." So true. I've lived my whole life in the Rocky Mountain West, and thought nothing of driving through BLM and even National Forest lands with herds of cattle nearby, even in high meadows of the Bighorn Mountains. It was a symbiotic relationship between the fed and the rancher, and that is now all eroding, just like every other aspect of the federal government in our lives. We are dealing with Marxists, fascists.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 05:24 PM (dkesm)

357

The best tobacco smell remover is? OZIUM hands down . I bought a car that had wicked cigar smell in the AC ducts from the previous owner. I shot OZIUM in the intake and boom the odor was gone.

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:25 PM (N3Al8)

358

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:22 PM (Pvcl5) -

 

met her at the meet up and she is very lovely.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:25 PM (RhQvZ)

359 Have those awful chimps been rounded up in MO yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 05:25 PM (LT5Vx)

360 "The Feds own over 50% of all the land. In the East, less than 10%."

I remember the original Sagebrush Rebellion which helped get Reagan elected.

Someone from Montana pointed out that if you put all of the locked-away Western land into private, productive hands, there would be a huge boom in the West, and the economies of the Eastern states would become far less significant in the national economic ledger.

Whenever anyone says, "This isn't about the money," it's about the money.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 11, 2014 05:26 PM (noWW6)

361 359 I buy baggies of nightcap just so I can smell the tobacco.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:26 PM (bitz6)

362 It's all detailed in her shine at my old HS.

You have my deepest sympathies.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 05:26 PM (hO8IJ)

363 Yes Arthur.  It is really terrifying.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:27 PM (GEnlB)

364 There used to be 53 ranchers in that area. 52 of them are gone. There's obviously more to this than just unpaid grazing fees.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 11, 2014 05:27 PM (0LHZx)

365

The pained cries of the corked cows before they explode haunts my dreams. Damn you to hell EPA, damn you to hell!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 11, 2014 05:27 PM (WH4YU)

366 349 Imgrew up in Hillary's home town, Park Ridge, IL. They play slow pitch softball with 16 inch balls and not mitts. And yes, in addition to being President of the Young Republicans she also played softball in HS. This was of course before she went to Wellsley in the 60s and became bat shit crazy. I denounce for knowing all of this. It's all detailed in her shine at my old HS. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 09:22 PM (ojnk6) -------------------- Ah, then not a lie.....though slow pitch. I repent ! Light a candle at her shrine for me!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:28 PM (dfYL9)

367 So I found a bottle of Drambuie. That or another G M? Or the Cointreau? It's early.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

368 65% of Idaho is federal land, highest % of any state I believe.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 11, 2014 05:28 PM (0LHZx)

369 I can't help but think that whatever is going on at the Bundy ranch, the Koch Bros are behind it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:29 PM (DmNpO)

370 Fuck, I forgot about your hands smelling like cigarettes. Who talked me into this shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:29 PM (0FSuD)

371 366 Yes there is a $5 billion solar and wind farm, some hydroelectric and transmission lines as long as Nevada. All to be owned by the Chicoms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:29 PM (bitz6)

372 Hoooooooooooorde!!!!!!! Who are we pissing off? And if no one, who can we piss off tonight?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:30 PM (GEICT)

373 Nip, got any goo?

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:30 PM (GEnlB)

374 This made me laugh The Friendly Asshole ‏@FriendlyAssh0le 1m bitches be like "IM NOT SCREAMING" pic.twitter.com/olN14luYup

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO)

375 Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:28 PM (dfYL9) --------------- I can think of a few more productive things to light off at her fcuking shrine that is despoiling my old school.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:31 PM (ojnk6)

376
Its like anything else with the feds, the more they have control over, the more of you they have control over.

We could solve alot of our problems if we got rid of the federal reserve which finances most of the govt bs.  I know, I know, I'll just go sit in the corner making tin foil hats.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 11, 2014 05:31 PM (hUf/y)

377 And if no one, who can we piss off tonight? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:30 PM (GEICT) I got Moo Moo for a $1,000, Alex. Just kidding.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:31 PM (0FSuD)

378 They play slow pitch softball with 16 inch balls ---- ---- ---- Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 05:31 PM (sOtz/)

379 Who are we pissing off? And if no one, who can we piss off tonight? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:30 PM (GEICT) we could try to retrieve our guns lost at sea and drive to NV and help out at the ranch...

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 05:31 PM (10H0T)

380 >>>So I found a bottle of Drambuie. That or another G M? Or the Cointreau? It's early. Drink the good stuff early while you can appreciate it. Late night is for the stuff that Cochran likes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:32 PM (Pvcl5)

381 Oh, and the Feds won't say if or how many cows they may have killed.  They have 'protocol' for these things.  But lots of heavy equip. there.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:32 PM (GEnlB)

382 375 Nip, got any goo? Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 09:30 PM (GEnlB) Yeah, orange goo cleaner will get rid of it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)

383 370 Try 86% of the land in Nevada, Moo Moo.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:32 PM (ojnk6)

384 Yetis? Lemme tell you about yetis. My younger sister Evangeline went to Nepal, got hooked up with a yeti. Brought the sonofabitch home with her. Typical green card scam. Soon as he was over here, he dropped her and started hanging out with this skunk ape chick from Florida named Cheryl. Okay, lesson learned, you might say, except that this yeti sonofabitch keeps putting down my name on apartment leases and loan applications. Tried to get his big clumsy hands on my credit card but I nipped that in the bud, you better believe it. Stupid Evangeline keeps borrowing money from me and I know it's going to her yeti ex-boyfriend. The last straw was when I went to Oklahoma for spring break, and when I got back I discovered that my trailer was now Yeti Party Central. There were big hairy hominids, mothmen, alien greys, reptoids, you name it, smoking weed and those goddamned clove cigarettes, drinking up all my homebrew and leaving Falstaff cans lying around. Where the hell did they get Falstaff? And you wouldn't believe the scene in the bedroom. My sheets were just indescribable. Hair, fluids, more hair, moth scales, vaseline, glitter, you name it. The place reeked of skunk ape and axe body spray. I'm sure some of those girls were underage, except for the ones who were way too old to be carrying on like that. I had to call the sheriff to kick them all out, and to this day I'm still getting collect phone calls from Nepal in the middle of the night asking for that sonofabitch's new address. Fucking yetis. To hell with all of them.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2014 05:33 PM (2NrWL)

385 Last night Lebron James passed Alex English in career points scored. Think it makes him fourteenth on the all-time list. So that's a bunch of words about basketball I just typed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:33 PM (ZshNr)

386 369 So I found a bottle of Drambuie. That or another G M? Or the Cointreau? It's early. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:28 PM (0FSuD) ------------------- Grand Marnier. Say it in French, doing the weird French R. Have a shot of it. Say it again. Have another shot. Repeat until you can't say it without giggling hysterically. Then stop. Or switch to something cheap with an English name.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:33 PM (dfYL9)

387 84.5% of Nevada is Federal Lands.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:33 PM (bitz6)

388 we could try to retrieve our guns lost at sea and drive to NV and help out at the ranch... Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:31 PM (10H0T) AtC and I have been discussing that for a couple days now. People are gonna die there. Blood will be shed. And I think that's awful. Something to remember, the govt doesn't blinkÂ…it pulls triggers. And OF COURSE Harry Reid (Pederast - NV) is involved. Of course he is. Is there an option other than hell? Cause I think even Lucifer is disgusted at this point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:33 PM (GEICT)

389

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 09:21 PM (DmNpO)

Hey Trey has been showing up on Forensic Files show this week. He was in his SC days.

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:34 PM (N3Al8)

390 Drink the good stuff early while you can appreciate it. Late night is for the stuff that Cochran likes. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:32 PM (Pvcl5) Dude, I'm already hammered.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:34 PM (GEICT)

391 This whole Bundy Nevada thing has me so skeeved out. For the first time I am thinking of things on an Info-wars level of paranoia... and I am trying like hell to make sense of it all. Well, except I haven't gotten to the "Blame the Jooos" level yet. So I'm okay for now.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 05:34 PM (dkesm)

392 Idaho is in the top 4 with 50.2%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:35 PM (bitz6)

393 Repeat until you can't say it without giggling hysterically. Then stop. Or switch to something cheap with an English name. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:33 PM (dfYL9) So what you are saying is a hang over is in my future?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

394 321 With smokes over 7.00 a pack and rising, I bought a rolling machine, some papers and tobacco and got to work. 1.50 a pack, and made defiantly as a tax protest since 2008. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 11, 2014 09:15 PM (agLwc) I've been doing that since the mid-90s.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 05:35 PM (sdi6R)

395 Beagle at April 11, 2014 09:31 PM (sOtz/) -------------- Nope, 16" softball, no mitts. Grew up playing it. To be fair, adding the "soft" portion to my original description would have been helpful.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:36 PM (ojnk6)

396 366 Yes there is a $5 billion solar and wind farm, some hydroelectric and transmission lines as long as Nevada. All to be owned by the Chicoms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 09:29 PM (bitz6)


I can think of nothing more vulnerable to sabotage than a solar farm. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 05:36 PM (nDGjW)

397 So that's a bunch of words about basketball I just typed. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 09:33 PM (ZshNr) The Magic are winning too many games. Jacques, play the dancing girls.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 05:36 PM (sOtz/)

398 'Drink the good stuff early while you can appreciate it. Late night is for the stuff that Cochran likes." Even Jesus knew this.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 05:36 PM (dkesm)

399 Unless you count Russia's North American Territory east of the Bering Straight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:36 PM (bitz6)

400 I'm on my last beer, but I opened the cooler today and guess what I found? A jar of moonshine with one good slug left in it. I even remember tucking it away in the fall, thinking I'd grab it the next day or something.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (ZshNr)

401

Breaking: Hillary Clinton confirms 'bats' living in her cave.

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (N3Al8)

402 >>>Dude, I'm already hammered. Same here. Had a lovely dinner with just a few drinks, and now Cougar in inexplicably pissed at me. I'm solving this problem by buying a case of 5.56 and drinking combatively. As to the NV thing....yeah, I think it's gonna be bad. Body bag bad.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (Pvcl5)

403 I can think of nothing more vulnerable to sabotage than a solar farm. Just sayin'. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 09:36 PM (nDGjW) There's this new fangled thing called "the internet". I hear it's pretty easy to get into.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (GEICT)

404 O/T How about that horrible bus wreck in CA? Sounds like the Fed Ex driver had a heart attack and ran into a car and the bus. Life is short morons, drink up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

405 I've been doing that since the mid-90s.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

 

Can you buy filters too?  Cartons here are about $40.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:37 PM (GEnlB)

406 395 So what you are saying is a hang over is in my future? Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:35 PM (0FSuD) --------------------- Mais oui!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (dfYL9)

407 Very much a concern that the Obama administration will lock up more of Montana utilizing the Antiquities Act as BJ Clinton did in his final week in office. It was his final f#ck you to us before he left office. Hey that also qualifies as a two sentencer.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (6vob/)

408 I think Cigs are just $5 here. That is still like a quarter per smoke. Vape.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (bitz6)

409 >>Harry Reid has committed open sedition. Posted by: Boss Moss Is this a new concept for you or have you been living in a cave?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (3rrMW)

410 Wiki: 16-inch softball (sometimes called mushball cabbageball or blooperball) ---- ---- ---- I did not know that. Seems improbably large for softball.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (sOtz/)

411 Who talked me into this shit?
Not me.

Posted by: Nick O'Teene at April 11, 2014 05:38 PM (hn5v5)

412 Same here. Had a lovely dinner with just a few drinks, and now Cougar in inexplicably pissed at me. I'm solving this problem by buying a case of 5.56 and drinking combatively. As to the NV thing....yeah, I think it's gonna be bad. Body bag bad. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:37 PM (Pvcl5) What. Did. You. Do????? My wife was pissed off tonight too. Lots of shit going on this afternoon. Taxes. Eldest had dance practice and a meeting about upcoming stuff. Wife came home pissed at the world. Still not sure why. She ate dinner. Kids went to bed. She's sacked out on the couch now. AhhhhhhÂ…blessed quiet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:39 PM (GEICT)

413 It's almost as if Nicotine is a drug or something.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:40 PM (bitz6)

414 Those mush balls are ridiculous. So light, they feel like volleyballs. Unnatural to throw them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:40 PM (ZshNr)

415 Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 09:38 PM (sOtz/) Ya I think 16 inch softball might be a regional thing. I remember when we moved to Long Island for a few years, we were surprised that nobody knew what it was.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 05:40 PM (oMKp3)

416

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:33 PM (GEICT)

What the What the?? Ever hear of GOYA brand? Get Off Yer Azz!! GO help and stop acting like an Indie voter concern troll.

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:41 PM (N3Al8)

417 >>>What. Did. You. Do????? I. Don't. Know. >>>AhhhhhhÂ…blessed quiet. Yep, catching up on the Masters and drinking all the things. I'll deal with the fallout tomorrow.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:41 PM (Pvcl5)

418 16-inch softball (sometimes called mushball cabbageball or blooperball) ---- ---- ---- I did not know that. Seems improbably large for softball. Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 09:38 PM (sOtz/) ---------- It's unique to the Chicago area. Never seen it anywhere else.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:41 PM (ojnk6)

419 Is there an option other than hell? Cause I think even Lucifer is disgusted at this point. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:33 PM (GEICT) I was just discussing with hubby that everyone is sick of what's happening and sometimes it takes just one thing. I think this might be that one thing, one person to stand up to the gov. and for people to get behind it. I don't think this will end well, but I do wonder how many of the hired (gov) help will actually fire on the citizens and how many will choose not too.

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 05:42 PM (10H0T)

420 OK. What is your favorite after dinner drink?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:42 PM (0FSuD)

421 All kinds of people have been weird today.  Wonder if it's the red full  moom coming up on tax day.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:42 PM (GEnlB)

422 Some Senior leagues use the mushball. Even the guys with walkers think it's pussy shit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:43 PM (ZshNr)

423 >> I did not know that. Seems improbably large for softball. Posted by: Beagle Not isf it's wrapped in a persian rug.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 11, 2014 05:43 PM (3rrMW)

424 423 It's Passover as well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:43 PM (bitz6)

425 422 OK. What is your favorite after dinner drink? You mean they're divided into time zones?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 05:43 PM (oMKp3)

426 Ok, what's next. Somewhere there is a next and I want to know what it is. Flood, fire, tornado, wreck on the freeway, what?

Posted by: Marten dela Wollunia at April 11, 2014 05:43 PM (jt2RN)

427 Fucking sock

Posted by: Aviator at April 11, 2014 05:44 PM (3rrMW)

428 Now I have smoke favored grand marneir coated teeth. Time to brush!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (0FSuD)

429 AhhhhhhÂ…blessed quiet. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:39 PM (GEICT) Must be something in the air, I've been pissy towards hubby for two days... maybe it's the moon thingy???

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (10H0T)

430

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:42 PM (10H0T

Whats this "End well"?  This is the hill . Get it the fight has come home.

Live free or die! Get it???

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (N3Al8)

431 Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 09:43 PM (bitz6) Not till next week.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (oMKp3)

432 I was just discussing with hubby that everyone is sick of what's happening and sometimes it takes just one thing. I think this might be that one thing, one person to stand up to the gov. and for people to get behind it. I don't think this will end well, but I do wonder how many of the hired (gov) help will actually fire on the citizens and how many will choose not too. Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:42 PM (10H0T) I truly hope not, but I fear it will get really ugly. You've already got roughly 200 armed agents surrounding the ranch. Reports are that militia and protestor presence is growing. This will not end well. As for if they'll fireÂ….there's lots and lots of evidence that they will. The govt is by far way more in the wrong here. I mean WAY the fuck more in the wrong. But both sides need to take a step back and see what's about to happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (GEICT)

433 422 OK. What is your favorite after dinner drink? Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:42 PM (0FSuD) --------------- Kahlua with half a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (dfYL9)

434 >>>OK. What is your favorite after dinner drink? Ooh, good topic. Lets see, my first instinct is to say Port. Also, a good single malt. Or if all you have is cheap scotch, a Rusty Nail. And that's before we get to coffee drinks. I'm a big fan of both caffeine and alcohol. Combined, they can be simply perfect. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (Pvcl5)

435 "Some Senior leagues use the mushball. Even the guys with walkers think it's pussy shit" Co-ed leagues here in FC CO use the mush ball. The women get to hit the solid small softball, the men have to hit the swollen bolus of bacon grease. or they used to. I gave up that lame pastime a decade and a half ago.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 05:45 PM (dkesm)

436 The Black Velvet is starting to kick in. I gotta go check on my vaginas ph level. Probably get the shit kicked out of me...again.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (6vob/)

437  Who are we pissing off?  And if no one, who can we piss off tonight?  Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:30 PM (GEICT)  ------- Not me. For some unknown reason, I've been in a great mood for two days straight. Not even Moo Moo, j west, Max, or even my ex can piss me off tonight. Another fire at the burn barrel is on for tonight, but this time I have bourbon. And you guys are making me want to take a Cohiba out there with me. Hope it's not too dried out...

Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (3Eg8d)

438 354 Heh, re-do of the idiotic "constitution" tattoo Rolling Stone cover (caution borderline eye-bleach-required imagery) http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231993 Posted by: Bobc at April 11, 2014 09:23 PM (HOKAc) MY EYES! OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (mx5oN)

439 Why are the feds allowed ownership/power over any land? I thought we were set up as a republic of federated states.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (Fi+kS)

440 >>maybe it's the moon thingy??? Posted by: spypeach Um kay Could be a lunar thing

Posted by: Aviator at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (3rrMW)

441 Life is short morons, drink up. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:37 PM (0FSuD) .............. What wonderful advise! I just wrote it down on a piece of paper, Hopefully I will be sober enough tomorrow to find that piece of paper. Worst day ever in the history of ever (job related) and Ive had a few.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (wqh09)

442 I was just discussing with hubby that everyone is sick of what's happening and sometimes it takes just one thing. I think this might be that one thing, one person to stand up to the gov. and for people to get behind it. I don't think this will end well, but I do wonder how many of the hired (gov) help will actually fire on the citizens and how many will choose not too. Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:42 PM When this shit in Nevada goes bad (and it will go bad), it'll kick off the biggest "preference cascade" in history.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2014 05:46 PM (kKdYS)

443 Those mush balls are ridiculous. So light, they feel like volleyballs. Unnatural to throw them. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 09:40 PM (ZshNr) ------------ In the beginning of the game, the damn thing is as hard as a baseball, and heavier. Trust the ex pitcher of said ball who has broken most fingers multiple times trying to catch them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (ojnk6)

444 438 The Black Velvet is starting to kick in. I gotta go check on my vaginas ph level. Do you use litmus paper, or test like pool water?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (mx5oN)

445

Think I will just stay home and do chores and work on the quilt and drink beer this weekend. 

 

Keep the powder dry for a bit longer.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (GEnlB)

446 Must be something in the air, I've been pissy towards hubby for two days... maybe it's the moon thingy??? Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 09:45 PM (10H0T) I don't know. You women are weird, weird creatures. Beautiful and awesome and bewbs and ass, but weird.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (GEICT)

447 Yes. From 14th to the 22nd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (bitz6)

448 Kahlua with half a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:45 PM (dfYL9) Yummm! Hanger over level 8! What's with the half a scoop?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:47 PM (0FSuD)

449 >>Why are the feds allowed ownership/power over any land? I thought we were set up as a republic of federated states. Posted by: Dendritic Thank Teddy Roosevelt

Posted by: Aviator at April 11, 2014 05:48 PM (3rrMW)

450 I don't know the actual weight of course, but it feels like you're throwing a balloon.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:48 PM (ZshNr)

451 What wonderful advise! I just wrote it down on a piece of paper, Hopefully I will be sober enough tomorrow to find that piece of paper. Worst day ever in the history of ever (job related) and Ive had a few. Posted by: Molly k. at April 11, 2014 09:46 PM (wqh09) Molly remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get drunk. No, really don't, it doesn't help much, but it is fun.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (0FSuD)

452 441 Why are the feds allowed ownership/power over any land? I thought we were set up as a republic of federated states. Posted by: Dendritic at April 11, 2014 09:46 PM (Fi+kS) We couldn't keep it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (mx5oN)

453 I wonder if Bundy drives a Dodge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (bitz6)

454 Not even Moo Moo, j west, Max, or even my ex can piss me off tonight. Another fire at the burn barrel is on for tonight, but this time I have bourbon. And you guys are making me want to take a Cohiba out there with me. Hope it's not too dried out... Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 09:46 PM (3Eg8d) Oh man, that is a good mood. Take the cigar man. Never pass up the opportunity for a good cigar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (GEICT)

455 440- Aaaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (dfYL9)

456 407 Can you buy filters too? Cartons here are about $40. Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 09:37 PM (GEnlB) Even better. You can buy pre-made paper tubes with filters attached, and a hand-cranked machine that stuffs them with tobacco. It takes me about 10 minutes to make a pack. Here's a place where I was ordering online, until I discovered a store selling the same things literally a block from my house. http://www.smokersoutletonline.com/

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (sdi6R)

457 If this Nevada situation gets serious I may stop donating to the RNC..

Posted by: Douchebag Dick in the ASS Indie Swing Voter at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (N3Al8)

458 A Federal Empire if we can keep it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:49 PM (bitz6)

459 >>>The Black Velvet is starting to kick in. You mean Guinness and cider? That's my go-to Sunday Funday drink. I can put away a six pack of each without even realizing it. Until Monday morning anyway. Cheers!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 05:50 PM (Pvcl5)

460 We couldn't keep it. Posted by: Insomniac -------------------- * nods *

Posted by: Ben Franklin at April 11, 2014 05:50 PM (aDwsi)

461 women are so weird and moody!

Posted by: says guys who can't stop grabbing our boobs at April 11, 2014 05:51 PM (10H0T)

462 Ooh, good topic. Lets see, my first instinct is to say Port. Also, a good single malt. Or if all you have is cheap scotch, a Rusty Nail. And that's before we get to coffee drinks. I'm a big fan of both caffeine and alcohol. Combined, they can be simply perfect. Decisions, decisions. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:45 PM (Pvcl5) I have fond memories of my 2 aunts getting hammered at a Chinese restaurant courtesy of Rusty Nails. The SO (still overseas, so if I get grumpy he avoids it) is a fan of White Russians as the after-dinner beverage.

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 05:51 PM (MpP9p)

463 I started out with a couple of margaritas tonight, but I have had several Last Words tonight. I recommend then highly.

Posted by: Aviator at April 11, 2014 05:51 PM (3rrMW)

464 What in the hell happened with onion prices. My 10 pound $5 bag is now $7?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:51 PM (bitz6)

465 Hi, MWNP, Shrillary grew up in same area as you? I'm sick & haven't eaten anything since Wednesday that I have managed to keep in. I missed pain doctor appointment yesterday because I was afraid to leave home. I listened to podcast earlier & fell asleep.

Posted by: Carol at April 11, 2014 05:52 PM (gjOCp)

466

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:47 PM (0FSuD) -

 

more room for the booze.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 11, 2014 05:52 PM (RhQvZ)

467 So we can all still believe in a place called hope?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:52 PM (bitz6)

468 You'll just have to wear fewer onions, it's called economizing.

Posted by: Grampa Simpson at April 11, 2014 05:52 PM (ZshNr)

469 450 What's with the half a scoop? Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 09:47 PM (0FSuD) ----------------- Calorie control. Of course, if it's a holiday or something,....... more ice cream. Then you need more Kahlua!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 05:53 PM (dfYL9)

470 Makes these miserable cock suckers who are trying to destroy our country more bearable.

Posted by: Aviator at April 11, 2014 05:53 PM (3rrMW)

471 I see the BLM backing down. Nothing would inflame our base more than a shooting of a protester. If there are a 1,000 there now, I expect there will be 5,000 before the weekend is over. Lot's of retirees have a lot of time on their hands. GOOD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:53 PM (0FSuD)

472 Hat tip, Thanks rickl, I bookmarked it and will check tomorrow, gotta little buzz going right now.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (GEnlB)

473 354 Heh, re-do of the idiotic "constitution" tattoo Rolling Stone cover (caution borderline eye-bleach-required imagery) http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=231993 Posted by: Bobc at April 11, 2014 09:23 PM (HOKAc) I'm pretty sure that deserves a barreling. I request a ruling from the judges.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (sdi6R)

474 467 Even worse, not just area, but 40k population small suburb of Chicago. Defiled my HS and everything. I'm sorry you're not feeling better, but good to see you posting.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (ojnk6)

475 Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 09:51 PM (MpP9p) First and foremost, how is he doing? Roughly speaking, where is he? Will he be back in time for the MoMee? And btw, does anyone else here that? It's like a buzzing. Or maybe a troll grinding it's teeth?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (GEICT)

476 469 So we can all still believe in a place called hope? Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 09:52 PM (bitz6) We must do without hope. But there is always vengeance.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (mx5oN)

477 Life is short morons, drink up.

Should stitch that on a sampler.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (hO8IJ)

478 Of course, if it's a holiday or something,....... more ice cream. Then you need more Kahlua! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:53 PM (dfYL9) It's passover and holy week. Load up!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:54 PM (0FSuD)

479 You stitch t, I'll by it and hang it in my shed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:55 PM (ZshNr)

480 The Highlanders are coming down, get the pikes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:55 PM (bitz6)

481 First and foremost, how is he doing? Roughly speaking, where is he? Will he be back in time for the MoMee? And btw, does anyone else here that? It's like a buzzing. Or maybe a troll grinding it's teeth? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:54 PM (GEICT) Ready to come home. Not saying. Yes. You may need to cut yourself off.

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 05:55 PM (MpP9p)

482 I'm pretty sure that deserves a barreling. I request a ruling from the judges. Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:54 PM (sdi6R) I'm not clicking. But the Marginally Honorable Chairman can make a ruling if necessary. What are we talking about here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:55 PM (GEICT)

483 Not drinking. Would be understandable if I was, other than situation dictating otherwise. And it ain't over yet. FML.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 05:56 PM (m9V0o)

484

What in the hell happened with onion prices. My 10 pound $5 bag is now $7?

 

There is no inflation.

 

*your msm betters*

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2014 05:56 PM (GEnlB)

485 Auto correct is not at all to blame for that. I totally misspelled words I learned in kindergarten.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 05:56 PM (ZshNr)

486 That's no Yeti, it's a dogsickle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 11, 2014 05:56 PM (0HooB)

487 Ready to come home. Not saying. Yes. You may need to cut yourself off. Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 09:55 PM (MpP9p) God bless him. Understood. When the BiL was overseas we weren't allowed to say a word. Outstanding. You will be bringing him, of course? Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 05:56 PM (GEICT)

488 484 I'm pretty sure that deserves a barreling. I request a ruling from the judges. Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:54 PM (sdi6R) I'm not clicking. But the Marginally Honorable Chairman can make a ruling if necessary. What are we talking about here? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:55 PM (GEICT) Something which once seen cannot be unseen. The horror...the horror...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 05:57 PM (mx5oN)

489 Posted by: DC in Towson at April 11, 2014 09:50 PM (Pvcl5) Guiness and Angry Orchard. Love, love, love. On a good day I can float the Guiness on the cider. I met a bartender once who could float cider on Guiness.

Posted by: RagamuffinB at April 11, 2014 05:57 PM (545ep)

490 'There is no inflation." Them what know better than we do not use food and stuff in their inflation calculations. Because More Smarter!

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 05:58 PM (dkesm)

491 If the Bundy Ranch thing goes bad, I could see the SCaMF declaring him some martial law complete with gun confiscation. This will not end well.

Posted by: The Martial Hat at April 11, 2014 05:58 PM (AymDN)

492 OK, Cilias for daily use does make you pee less at night. Getting a woody? Not so much. A friend told me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 05:58 PM (0FSuD)

493 Harry Treason Reid story on Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:58 PM (bitz6)

494 I'm pretty sure that deserves a barreling. I request a ruling from the judges. I don't care what it is, punitive arbitrary embarrelling it is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 05:58 PM (m9V0o)

495 I'm not clicking. Smart man. What are we talking about here? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:55 PM (GEICT) Mooch. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

496 Whatever do you mean? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:56 PM (GEICT) I can sleep in. You have a Good Morning Committee.

Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (MpP9p)

497 Shabat shalom, 'rons & 'ettes. No testing the alcohol gene again tonight, like last week. Sorrowful hangover, that.

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (uopHF)

498 Dang it took 40 years of whiskey drinking to find out good bourbon is well worth the price. Really mellow buzz coupled with zero to little next day recovery. But it is just as hazardous for fire hydrants driving over snow covered ice. Thanks God the hydrant was off line .. nuff said..lol

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (N3Al8)

499 "What in the hell happened with onion prices. My 10 pound $5 bag is now $7?"

These rumors of runaway food price inflation are false, spread by saboteurs, wreckers and kulaks. There is no inflation, and there has been none since 1967.

Posted by: Your Betters at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (noWW6)

500 Food and energy don't count because who uses those?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (bitz6)

501 Vaginal ph manifests itself as a mood sorta thing. It can be measured from across the room or on the same end of the couch. As to Black Velvet, that's the national drink of Montana and it comes from Canada. Its damn smooooooth.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 05:59 PM (6vob/)

502 Nothing would inflame our base more than a shooting of a protester. ))) I wasn't really paying attention. But heard Hannity saying some dumbass pol saying something like the protestors should have their funeral arrangements in order. Either a complete idiot or is sure Alinski is a god.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 11, 2014 06:00 PM (Fi+kS)

503 I'm pretty sure that deserves a barreling. I request a ruling from the judges. crap did I refresh at the wrong time, what did I miss?

Posted by: spypeach at April 11, 2014 06:00 PM (10H0T)

504 Mooch. 'Nuff said. Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:59 PM (sdi6R) GAH!!! The Chairman rulesÂ…..BARREL.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 06:00 PM (GEICT)

505 497 I'm not clicking. Smart man. What are we talking about here? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 09:55 PM (GEICT) Mooch. 'Nuff said. Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:59 PM (sdi6R) Mooch. Nekkid.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 06:00 PM (mx5oN)

506 Mooch. 'Nuff said. What, someone tatted Das Kapital on her ass?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (m9V0o)

507 Is this the ONT Staging Area, similar to the First Amendment Zones in Arizona?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (0HooB)

508 Now that's a two sentence horror story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (ZshNr)

509 The Feds are Cattle Rustling.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (bitz6)

510

$1000 says Sarah Palin gets involved in the Bundy NV cattle farm rip off...

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (N3Al8)

511 508 Mooch. 'Nuff said. What, someone tatted Das Kapital on her ass? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 10:01 PM (m9V0o) McDonalds menu on her back, actually.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 06:01 PM (mx5oN)

512 I can sleep in. You have a Good Morning Committee. Posted by: Vendette at April 11, 2014 09:59 PM (MpP9p) I'm good. I've always been able to handle liquor fine. I was good to go last year after the MoMee. Two beers? I feel like someone kicked my ass the next day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 06:02 PM (GEICT)

513 Oddly enough, Margarita does not particularly care for margaritas. I think this is because the first time I ever had one was in Gunnison, CO right after I got up there from the flatlands. Yum, says I, and I had another...or two....I dunno. Could not even stand up. Sick as a dog. Haven't touched much tequila ever since.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 06:02 PM (dfYL9)

514 Moochelle. Pre or post operative?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 06:02 PM (bitz6)

515 I wasn't really paying attention. But heard Hannity saying some dumbass pol saying something like the protestors should have their funeral arrangements in order. Either a complete idiot or is sure Alinski is a god. Posted by: Dendritic at April 11, 2014 10:00 PM (Fi+kS) -------------- I dombelieve that was the head of the Clark County Commision that spoke those pearls of wisdom from a Govt. Office.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 06:02 PM (ojnk6)

516 509 Is this the ONT Staging Area, similar to the First Amendment Zones in Arizona? NV, not AZ. Yes, and any thread over 250 posts is a gun thread. What gun would you take to NV to protest?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 06:02 PM (0FSuD)

517 *sniff* Yeah, I def detect a whiff of troll. Smells like desperation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 06:03 PM (GEICT)

518 Now that I've checked, the stogies look and feel great. I can't believe that little humorous dorm works so well! I have a few Cohiba, a Montechristo, & a Punch... It's been so long since I had one, I forget what I liked best - somebody make the choice for me. Not that it matters, I'm enjoying spring & life in general tonight.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 06:03 PM (3Eg8d)

519 What kinds of ammo do the Federal Death Squads use?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 06:03 PM (bitz6)

520 518 509 Is this the ONT Staging Area, similar to the First Amendment Zones in Arizona? NV, not AZ. Yes, and any thread over 250 posts is a gun thread. What gun would you take to NV to protest? Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 10:02 PM (0FSuD) GAU-8

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 06:04 PM (mx5oN)

521 Nood

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 06:04 PM (HVff2)

522 AR-15?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 11, 2014 06:04 PM (bitz6)

523 Yay!

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at April 11, 2014 06:04 PM (dkesm)

524 513 508 Mooch. 'Nuff said. What, someone tatted Das Kapital on her ass? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at April 11, 2014 10:01 PM (m9V0o) McDonalds menu on her back, actually. Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 10:01 PM (mx5oN) I didn't actually read it. I nearly broke a finger closing that tab.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

525 512  $1000 says Sarah Palin gets involved in the Bundy NV cattle farm rip off... ------- I still need to read up on the whole story, but from what I gather so far, I hope she does.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 06:05 PM (3Eg8d)

526 It's been so long since I had one, I forget what I liked best - somebody make the choice for me. Not that it matters, I'm enjoying spring & life in general tonight. Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 10:03 PM (3Eg8d) Cigars are like women. The darker they are, the more punch they pack.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 06:05 PM (GEICT)

527 Hanny is kicking ass on the BLM story. Pass the ammo.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2014 06:05 PM (0FSuD)

528 Feds initiate Operation Mo Bossy

Posted by: Encrotchment at April 11, 2014 06:06 PM (wu/TK)

529 Ont up

Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2014 06:06 PM (xIatK)

530 528 Cigars are like women. The darker they are, the more punch they pack. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 11, 2014 10:05 PM (GEICT) And too much of 'em will make you sick and leave you broke.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 06:07 PM (mx5oN)

531 521 What kinds of ammo do the Federal Death Squads use?))) Oddly enough many that are banned by the Geneva conventions. Our soldiers can't use hollow points but they ordered up a shit load.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 11, 2014 06:07 PM (Fi+kS)

532 I still need to read up on the whole story, but from what I gather so far, I hope she does. Posted by: shredded chi at April 11, 2014 10:05 PM (3Eg8d) ------------- I would hope so too, right on the front lines of the Govstapo forces. They would absolutely not know how to handle this, and would never taser or physically confront her.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 11, 2014 06:08 PM (ojnk6)

533 Gun to the protest? Nothing spells respect like a 50 caliber Barrett.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 11, 2014 06:08 PM (6vob/)

534 MWNP, Thank you, I won't be here for long because I really want TO fall asleep. I'm sorry you grew up there. I live in Massachusetts where a majority of the electorate think, to this day, that The Kennedy's are American royalty. My late father, passed in 1988, was a great campaigner & had a call from then Governor Volpe in 60s or early 70s asking him to be campaign manager for reelection & my father refused simply because he was a D & Volpe was an R. My older brother (10.5 tears older) answered the phone & told me about it 4-5 years ago. My late mother voted for Dukasis for president for my father, because he passed Wednesday before Election Day in 88. She started voting R afterwards. She was getting &/or had Alzheimer's & wanted to vote for GWB instead of those "jackasses who want to take away my SS & old elderly people might believe them, but not me) so we got her an absentee ballot. It's pitiful that a woman suffering ravages to her brain could see through Kerry/Edwards & others that had no such brain problems could not & still cannot call who The Jackass is to quote my late Mother.

Posted by: Carol at April 11, 2014 06:11 PM (gjOCp)

535

535 hello!!

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 06:11 PM (N3Al8)

536 527  SP is a Uniter!!!

Posted by: Regular Guy at April 11, 2014 06:14 PM (N3Al8)

537 I'll give you a two WORD horror story: "American women"

Posted by: Anon at April 11, 2014 08:11 PM (SMd3b)

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