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November 12, 2012

Are You Effing Kidding Me With This Right Now?
— Gabriel Malor

Um... so I'm just gonna throw this up now.

Jill Kelley, the woman who was (allegedly) threatened by Gen. Petraeus's squeeze Paula Broadwell and who (apparently) started the FBI investigation that led to Petraeus' ouster, who went to the FBI for help after the threats and then (allegedly) had a relationship with the FBI agent in charge of her own case, who (allegedly) sent her shirtless pics of himself, also (apparently, allegedly) had "compromising" communications with Gen. John Allen, the Big Damn Commander of our war effort in Afghanistan.

You can't even make this shit up. It's not a love triangle. It's a love Pentagon.

Allen, a four-star Marine general, succeeded Petraeus as the top American commander in Afghanistan in July 2011.
The senior official, who discussed the matter only on condition of anonymity because it is under investigation, said Panetta believed it was prudent to launch a Pentagon investigation, although the official would not explain the nature of Allen's problematic communications.
The official said 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails and other documents from Allen's communications with Kelley between 2010 and 2012 are under review. He would not say whether they involved sexual matters or whether they are thought to include unauthorized disclosures of classified information. He said he did not know whether Petraeus is mentioned in the emails.
"Gen. Allen disputes that he has engaged in any wrongdoing in this matter," the official said. He said Allen currently is in Washington.

Twenty to thirty THOUSAND pages? I write for a living and I can tell you that I haven't written twenty to thirty thousand pages in my working career. Cheese-and-crackers, that's a damn lot of love letters. I've never liked anyone enough EVER to spend that much time talking to them. Eesh.

The inescapable rule of affairs just ran into the first rule of spycraft. The rule of affairs is that there is never just one. You cheat, that makes you a cheater. It never just happens once.

And the first rule of spycraft is that "Everyone (or every man) has his blond bombshell in a red Ferrari." Translation: every idiot will let his sex drive drive.

Gah. This is breaking just now, so I'm going to have to mull for a while before I can tell you anything else. Gah. Afghanistan. Gah.

Update: Incriminating photos below:

These two not-very-attractive chuckleheads just got a couple thousand soldiers killed. Allegedly.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 09:46 PM | Comments (740)
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Oh c'mon now. Maybe they're swingers. Don't be so judgey.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 12, 2012 09:51 PM (8SsiG)

2 You can't even make this shit up. It's not a love triangle. It's a love Pentagon. _______________ LOL! At least you have a sense of humor about this. I was just about to comment about the-- 20,000 to 30,000 pages--how the hell does that even happen? That actually might be proof he didn't get any....

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 09:51 PM (r2PLg)

3 I'm an assistant prof and PAID to write, and I have nowhere near approached 20,000 pages, never mind 30,000.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2012 09:52 PM (jKE+Z)

4 Wasn't she some kind of social liason? That 20,00 0 pages probably includes a lot of boilerplate documents. It's not necessarily all personal emails.

Posted by: Polish Polanski at November 12, 2012 09:52 PM (pkkxZ)

5 4 Wasn't she some kind of social liason? That 20,00 0 pages probably includes a lot of boilerplate documents. It's not necessarily all personal emails. Posted by: Polish Polanski at November 13, 2012 01:52 AM (pkkxZ) _____________________ When I first read about her they described her as a "social director" between State and CENTCOM. Then the State connection dropped. She works for free.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 09:54 PM (r2PLg)

6 Does Alllen have a chin?

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2012 09:54 PM (jKE+Z)

7 Five squirrels?!

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2012 09:55 PM (FcR7P)

8 From the article: "...the Pentagon said Tuesday..." At 1:30 in the morning!! I guess that's a weird twist on a Friday news dump or something.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 12, 2012 09:55 PM (1k4dd)

9 If you don't crop the titty picture it can take up a whole page by itself.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 12, 2012 09:55 PM (gkSHY)

10 Move along, move along. These are not the droids you're looking for. ..

Posted by: and irresolute at November 12, 2012 09:56 PM (DBH1h)

Have these guys never seen Strangelove?

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2012 09:56 PM (7vBzs)

12 I'm infuriated that 0fucka won the election with this shit juuuuuuust under the surface.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2012 09:56 PM (jKE+Z)

13 Wow, amazing how this is all coming out now, for the life of me I cannot believe the stuff the media is getting in such a short amount of time, hmmmmmmmm

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (adaoe)

14 And people scoff when I compare this administration to Caligula's.

Can you imagine all these madcap hijinx occurring under that square Romney dude?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (yJYwC)

15 As my better half likes to point out, when the stakes are this high, anal is probably involved.

Posted by: Keena at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (FUo3j)

16 Could be true, or could be SCoaMF doing to ole roundup, as marxists have been known to do. He obviously can't do the old Sadam - take them out back and shoot them. And its probably not a conspiracy theory at all, but it sounds like some of his "more" trusted comrades will end up at the top.

Posted by: Whatev at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (2t6Gz)

17 Hello, Washington? Is there anyone in charge?

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (FcR7P)

Till I go down, I'm not gonna shut my eyes, not, not, till I go down. ... I think maybe we are trapped in a dream ... I'm gonna swing this chain till I go down!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 12, 2012 09:58 PM (DBH1h)

19 Eff Gaia, no double-side printing here!

Posted by: derit at November 12, 2012 09:59 PM (I88Jc)

20 I wish I could say more about this, but my brain just exploded. This . . . is cray-cray. Just unbelievable.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 12, 2012 09:59 PM (egyll)

21 See Allen's scar where one of the chicks bent a golf club over his head?

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2012 09:59 PM (FcR7P)

22 So, I'm the only one not getting any love here?!?!

Posted by: Ben Gazzi at November 12, 2012 09:59 PM (HNn1q)

23 No wonder the war was going for shit, these guys were too fucking busy, well, fucking getting busy.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 12, 2012 09:59 PM (Ohhk6)

24 As S.E. Cupp said: It's a wonder men get anything done. Ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 12, 2012 10:00 PM (piMMO)

All your bases are belong to me...

Posted by: General Disarray at November 12, 2012 10:00 PM (s9BdN)

26 The Kelly chick is a fucking 4-star idiot!

Who the hell kicks off an investigation into a scandal that might reveal their own dark deeds?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 12, 2012 10:01 PM (piMMO)

27 All this shit should have come out before the election. Petraeus and his girlfriends are donks and obama supporters. What's Dunford's political party? He's married, too.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 12, 2012 10:01 PM (YEG/L)

28 I am in control...

Posted by: Major Malfunction at November 12, 2012 10:01 PM (s9BdN)

29 20 I wish I could say more about this, but my brain just exploded. This . . . is cray-cray. Just unbelievable.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 01:59 AM (egyll)

Scanners exploded or Alien exploded.

Sorry, just watched Prometheus, and that space suit made Charlize Theron's ass look magnificent.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (Ohhk6)

30 Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (uvNSk)

31 Okay--really want to throw up? ABC News had that email about Stevens requesting a DC-3 on October 5th. ___________ Oct 5, 2012 7:00am Email Shows State Department Rejecting Request of Security Team at US Embassy in Libya ABC News has obtained an internal State Department email from May 3, 2012, indicating that the State Department denied a request from the security team at the Embassy of Libya to retain a DC-3 airplane in the country to better conduct their duties. Copied on the email was U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens, who was killed in a terrorist attack on the diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya, Sept. 11, 2012, along with three other Americans. That attack has prompted questions about whether the diplomatic personnel in that country were provided with adequate security support. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/email- shows-state-department-rejecting-request-of- security-team-at-us-embassy-in-libya/ _____________________ The Oversight Committee doc dump was on October 10th. So it's possible the whistle blowers tried to go to ABC with most of it first.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (r2PLg)

32 You mean this Islam loving idiot did not learn about goats?

Posted by: pat at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (vY2MW)

33 Giggle.

Drudge's headline on this should be teh awesome!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO)

34 What about me? I was involved in this evolution as well.

Posted by: Private Parts at November 12, 2012 10:02 PM (pkkxZ)

35 Looking forward to meeting the Generals...

Posted by: Corporal Punishment at November 12, 2012 10:03 PM (s9BdN)

36 I'll be here if things start to get kinky.

Posted by: Corporal Punishment at November 12, 2012 10:03 PM (pkkxZ)

37 I don't think Kelley knew she was giving them access to all her emails. I would never thought the FBI would do that. Both these women are married to rich doctors who are cuckolds.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 12, 2012 10:03 PM (YEG/L)

38 Gabe,

Do text msg count as 'letters'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2012 10:04 PM (SX6wc)

39 There's nothing to this story...

Posted by: Coronel UvTruth at November 12, 2012 10:04 PM (s9BdN)

40 And its probably not a conspiracy theory at all, but it sounds like some of his "more" trusted comrades will end up at the top. Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 01:58 AM (2t6Gz) I'm just glad I'm not the first person to think that. It's a fire sale.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 12, 2012 10:04 PM (bxiXv)

41 tasker at November 13, 2012 02:02 AM (r2PLg)
Right you are. They covered it up. To protect Obama from the truth. To save his sorry ass from sheer incompetence. To cover up the deaths and what he was hiding.

Posted by: pat at November 12, 2012 10:04 PM (vY2MW)

42 Could be true, or could be SCoaMF doing to ole roundup, as marxists have been known to do. Imagine the goods they must have on Mueller to make him do all this. Threatening e-mails? Come on.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2012 10:05 PM (FcR7P)

43 I'll take care of ths...

Posted by: Sergeant Attarms at November 12, 2012 10:05 PM (s9BdN)

44 Good gosh. How do you destroy a military organisation? Well cutting funding helps. But showing that the commanders are too busy having affairs and boffing the slags the lead is also a good way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:05 PM (4nG/u)

45 So, um, what are the odds these two would be up for a Menage?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2012 10:05 PM (arczc)

46 Sacred honor compels me...

Posted by: Will Folks at November 12, 2012 10:06 PM (8/bPb)

47 And I am having a foreboding feeling of dread that this is all a prelude to a purge. And soon many senior officers will be sharing bunks at Leavenworth. Just go see how many of Turkey's senior staff are now in the clink.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:07 PM (4nG/u)

48 juan williams spinning like a fucking top, so disgusted.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 12, 2012 10:07 PM (adaoe)

49 I told him it was trap...

Posted by: Admiral Akhbar at November 12, 2012 10:07 PM (s9BdN)

50 Meh.

Posted by: Unmotivated Republican at November 12, 2012 10:07 PM (yJYwC)

51 This little clip would be good to keep in mind while watching this whole thing unfold. http://scoamf.us/38 Saddam Purges Government.wmv

Posted by: Whatev at November 12, 2012 10:07 PM (2t6Gz)

52 So ABC is going at light speed on these honey pot eruptions which might be to discredit anyone testifying in a negative fashion against the Obama Administration. Also Jill has a twin --that use to live in Montgomery Co., VA--so that's "handy". And she supposedly has money problems there.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (r2PLg)

53 And to think I trusted them...

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (s9BdN)

54 How do you destroy a military organisation? Well cutting funding helps. But showing that the commanders are too busy having affairs and boffing the slags the lead is also a good way.
Posted by: Anna Puma

burble?

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo voter [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (SX6wc)

55 T-bird- why do you think they would have to have something on Mueller? The CIA and FBI have always hated each other.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (1k4dd)

56 The solution to this is to grant a general amnesty and raise taxes. The people have spoken.

Posted by: John Boehner at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (yJYwC)

57 Idiots. What would possess them to throw it all away like that?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 12, 2012 10:08 PM (gkSHY)

58 Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Days of Our Lives.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 12, 2012 10:09 PM (01otU)

59 OMG---- I was trying to find that story about the twin's money problems and found this instead-- ____________ Just three months after they posed with David and Holly Petraeus, strands of Gasparilla beads hanging from their necks, the Kelleys were hit with a foreclosure lawsuit. The suit, brought by Central Bank against the Kelleys and Kelly Land Holdings, centered on a three-story office building at 300 E Madison St. in downtown Tampa. Court records show they owed the bank nearly $2.2 million, including attorney fees. In 2011, a judge ordered the property to be put up for sale. In the decade since the Kelleys arrived from Pennsylvania, it proved one of several examples of court cases seeking payment of real estate and credit card debts intermingling with catered parties and A-list guests as the couple sought to establish themselves in Tampa. http://www.tampabay.com/news/military/macdill/pet raeus-friend-jill-kelley-found-place-hosting-military- parties/1261272

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:09 PM (r2PLg)

60 I want Condi...

Posted by: The Ghost of Mohamar Khadaffi at November 12, 2012 10:09 PM (s9BdN)

61 I'm telling you......a political machine is behind these two chicks. These guys were set up! They were thinking with their Twig and Berry and ended up with their Nuts in a Vice. Somehow this is good for Obama...

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 12, 2012 10:09 PM (uvNSk)

62 Hey, how come I never got invited to these parties when I was in office?

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at November 12, 2012 10:10 PM (pkkxZ)

63 Boy, Gabe, good thing no one died in this affair...

< shiny, shiny, shiny > <click> < whizzzzzzzz >

Posted by: weft what told you Sam was a lying sack [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2012 10:11 PM (SX6wc)

64 25
All your bases are belong to me...

Posted by: General Disarray at November 13, 2012 02:00 AM (s9BdN)

Ah! Truth and Reconcilliation!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 12, 2012 10:11 PM (DBH1h)

65 I saw the whole thing...

Posted by: Sheik Omar the cleric at November 12, 2012 10:11 PM (s9BdN)

66 More from TampaBay.com- By then, the Kelleys had turned to national experts for help. They hired Abbe Lowell, a Washington lawyer who has represented clients such as former presidential candidate John Edwards and lobbyist Jack Abramoff. And the couple are employing crisis PR person Judy Smith, who has represented big names like Monica Lewinsky, Michael Vick and Kobe Bryant.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:11 PM (r2PLg)

67 I believe we can say with certainty that Jill Allen will be shown to be Mitt Romney's love child by Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Enby at November 12, 2012 10:12 PM (ptlfZ)

68 Party like a rock star, fuck like a porn star, baby!

Posted by: Jason Giambi at November 12, 2012 10:12 PM (yJYwC)

69 The CIA and FBI have always hated each other. I figured they wouldn't cross paths that much. One's overseas all the time and other group flies around the country solving mysteries with Mandy Patinkin. The amount of effort going on here to "gotcha!" people in parallel organizations instead of, oh, I don't know, fight crime is stunning.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2012 10:12 PM (FcR7P)

70 Rock out with your cock out!

Posted by: Hillary at November 12, 2012 10:13 PM (yJYwC)

71 Ooo me likey

Posted by: Dick at November 12, 2012 10:13 PM (jKE+Z)

I'm out of ideas..you put the lime in the coconut...

Posted by: Harry Nillson at November 12, 2012 10:13 PM (s9BdN)

73 Sooner or later, donkeys and midgets will be revealed as involved in this saga.

This is a Tijuana special, live and in living color.

btw, I'm grabbing the name BonerGate before someone else does.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)

74 Me likey Kelley

Posted by: Dicky at November 12, 2012 10:14 PM (jKE+Z)

I wish I could say more about this, but my brain just exploded.

Gabe, then you must be easily shocked. Nothing surprises me about this administration. The president does what he wants, mostly golfing. The SS chase hookers in Colombia, and everywhere esle. The latest shennanegans are perfectly in character.

This administration will revive Hollywood by providing it with new original material.

Posted by: Decaf at November 12, 2012 10:14 PM (iSAeP)

76 The Republic be damned!

Posted by: Dickey at November 12, 2012 10:14 PM (jKE+Z)

77 Or you jump into the fire.

Posted by: Enby at November 12, 2012 10:14 PM (ptlfZ)

78 Tell them enough with the Chateu Brian' already...

Posted by: Private Manning at November 12, 2012 10:15 PM (s9BdN)

79 I just watched, along with One-Eyed Omar.

Posted by: Peewee Herman at November 12, 2012 10:15 PM (pkkxZ)

80 For the reasons you might suspect, we used to call Christiane Amanpour "the war whore."

I'm thinking she can finally surrender her title.

Posted by: Russ at November 12, 2012 10:15 PM (5ynuA)

81 Tsk, tsk. I think we've been entirely too soft on the military and too generous with our sacred money-- errr, trust, I mean.

Posted by: Baraka The Benevolent at November 12, 2012 10:15 PM (FcR7P)

82 Jlll Kelley? Fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at November 12, 2012 10:16 PM (jKE+Z)

83 I liked Ike.

Posted by: Kay Summersby at November 12, 2012 10:16 PM (pkkxZ)

84 BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN

Posted by: Tim at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (8QxzF)

85 On second thought, maybe it's better that I lost. What a clusterbleep.

Posted by: Williard at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (AxE3L)

86 Thank you Mr. Holder for the public Defenders...

Posted by: Adrian Assange at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (s9BdN)

87 Coming soon to AMC starring George Clooney as Gen. Allen.
"The Thanksgiving Tijuana Shuffle"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (4nG/u)

88 "She volunteered for committees to organize galas and fashion shows benefiting the American Red Cross and the Tampa Museum of Art. But she didn't seem to find her calling in those circles. Then she focused her efforts on helping the military." How is giving expensive shindigs for brass helping our military? These guys lives aren't on the line.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (YEG/L)

89 It's not entirely her fault, but maybe Mrs. Petraeus should have put a little effort into that hair of hers. Maybe run some laps once in a while. Just saying.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 12, 2012 10:17 PM (gkSHY)

90 We died for naught...

Posted by: The Budha Statues at November 12, 2012 10:18 PM (s9BdN)

91 78 Tell them enough with the Chateu Brian' already... Posted by: Private Manning at November 13, 2012 02:15 AM (s9BdN) Spell it right.

Posted by: Steak Snob at November 12, 2012 10:18 PM (jKE+Z)

92 These generals can't control their privates.

Posted by: Ozzie at November 12, 2012 10:19 PM (OcxA8)

93 You know, sumtimes when I finished with the hookers and sent 'em over for "Detail Duty" I'd git 'em to tell the boys their names were Paula, Monica, Kathleen and Hill. Man, did we have some laughs about that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, noted perjurer and rapist at November 12, 2012 10:19 PM (ptlfZ)

94 Our kind and compassionate leader has had enough of these high ranking military officials abusing what could be a glorious utopia. Praise him for the purge he is about to unfold.

Posted by: Whatev at November 12, 2012 10:19 PM (2t6Gz)

"This administration will revive Hollywood by providing it with new original material."<br>

<br>

<br/>

Not before changing the party affilations of the characters.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 12, 2012 10:20 PM (8SsiG)

96 Jeb Bush and John Boehner 2016

Posted by: Mohamed Abdul Muhammad Muhamed at November 12, 2012 10:20 PM (/A1Rb)

97 but maybe Mrs. Petraeus should have put a little effort into that hair of hers. Maybe run some laps once in a while. Just saying. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head

Maybe Mr. Petraeus should have announced his thoughts a few years before. Like decades ago.

Honesty only works in the immediate.

Posted by: weft what told you Sam was a lying sack [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2012 10:20 PM (SX6wc)

98 secret service, military, fbi, cia, sex. Yeah look over here, look over here, nothing to see with obama, hes squeaky clean.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 12, 2012 10:20 PM (adaoe)

99 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: CIA Informant #2045675 at November 12, 2012 10:20 PM (jKE+Z)

100 Also reposting this-- So Paul Boadwell says that her-- "sponsor" talked her out of the AF Academy and into West Point. Looks like it might have been Sen. Byron Dorgan (D) There is also video of her running defense for Hillary, and Obama on Benghazi--and calling it "political". So if it is Dorgan that was her sponsor to West Point and *if* he was influential enough in her life to talk her out of the Air Force Academy-- she might hold Dorgan in high regard. One of her pet projects was allowing women in combat--a liberal ideal. She might have single handedly undone any head way she made there. (heh.) Here is a link to the tape where she essentially is calling anyone trying to uncover the truth about Benghazi politically motivated and runs defense for Obama and Hillary-- http://www.wusa9.com/video/1962856020001/1/Flas hback-Paula-Broadwell-defends-Petraeus-on- Benghazi _____________ Here is the tiny url for that-- http://tinyurl.com/bam85sp

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:21 PM (r2PLg)

101 It is my real name and you're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola Corporation...

Posted by: Major Starling at November 12, 2012 10:21 PM (s9BdN)

102 These emails posed no real threats. I cant believe te FBI got involved.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 12, 2012 10:21 PM (YEG/L)

103 Agreed, t-bird, although one of my first thoughts is that the FBI was pissed off that the CIA kept them on ice in Benghazi for weeks on end. I suspect that delaying tactic was so that the CIA rapid response team that was sent in the night of the attacks could finish destroying the evidence of the arms sales to the Syrian "freedom-fighters" and emptying out the prison. I think that may be the ONLY reason they were sent there, not to save lives. From Sept. 12 until this bomb dropped, I kept wondering why Petraeus was so silent, even though two of his agents were murdered. And, when he did testify, he stuck with the administration's preferred story line that the attacks were a reaction to the dopey video. Well, now we know why.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 12, 2012 10:21 PM (1k4dd)

104 Looks like the whole load is about to be dropped on the military

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2012 10:22 PM (wc6pM)

105 I really appreciate the break, squirrels.

My cloaca is healing up nicely.

Posted by: The chicken at November 12, 2012 10:23 PM (ccXZP)

106 The Peoples Comitern is going to have Peoples Trials for such counter-revolutionaries as Petraeus and Allen. And it will be top down the purge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:23 PM (4nG/u)

107 Oops! edit So *Paula* Boadwell says that her-- (not Paul Broadwell)

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:23 PM (r2PLg)

108 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and have a ridiculously '80s hairdo.

Posted by: Paula Broadwell at November 12, 2012 10:23 PM (jKE+Z)

109 Geez. This makes me feel like I'm the only one in this regime that's not getting any pussy.

Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at November 12, 2012 10:24 PM (7kbUP)

110 90 We died for naught...

Posted by: The Budha Statues at November 13, 2012 02:18 AM (s9BdN)

Avenge Me!!!!!!!

Posted by: Aqua Buddha at November 12, 2012 10:24 PM (Ohhk6)

111 WTF...Jersey Shore meets the Pentagon......So when to we see Snooky humpin and drinkin Panetta?

Posted by: Knightbrigade at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (Q76p7)

112 You want to know what's a real bitch?

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (SX6wc)

113 To me it looks like pre-emptive discrediting of anyone who might testify in a negative fashion against the Obama Administration-- and/or payback. It's the timing--pretty damn convenient. Some people say-- Obama is lucky. And, some people make their own luck.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (r2PLg)

114 The "Don't Ask Don't Tell" repeal has led to sexual mayhem in the military, just as predicted.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (gkSHY)

115 Can you send the CNN chick back?..

Posted by: Those guys in Tahir Square at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (s9BdN)

116 but maybe Mrs. Petraeus should have put a little effort into that hair of hers. Maybe run some laps once in a while. Just saying. ---- In hindsight, she kind of looks like she's been putting up with similar shit for a long time.

Posted by: Whatev at November 12, 2012 10:25 PM (2t6Gz)

117 17 Hello, Washington? Is there anyone in charge?

Yo, yo, yo!

We're hangin' with our homey's Jay Z and Beyonce.

National security problem? Uncle Joey B. might answer your call if he hasn't passed out yet.

Posted by: Washington at November 12, 2012 10:26 PM (z63Tr)

118 Justin broke up with Selena!!! OMFG!!!!

Posted by: The 51 percent at November 12, 2012 10:26 PM (yJYwC)

119 30,000 pages? Holy crap,, that's like six movie reviews in a row.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 12, 2012 10:27 PM (X9Mnx)

120 Didn't Broadwell's father say her affair was just the tip of the iceberg..or some such?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2012 10:27 PM (j7iSn)

121 114 The "Don't Ask Don't Tell" repeal has led to sexual mayhem in the military, just as predicted.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 13, 2012 02:25 AM (gkSHY)

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 12, 2012 10:27 PM (adaoe)

122 #114 Gristle you don't say? Just ask the former Captain of USS Enterprise who got deep-sixed over two years after a video was taken.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:27 PM (4nG/u)

123 Oh...and did samwise get punted?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2012 10:27 PM (j7iSn)

124 Justin broke up with Selena!!! OMFG!!!!
Posted by: The 51 percent

The hits just keep on coming, don't they...

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:28 PM (SX6wc)

125

Ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...

Uh Thank You for Uhh..Callin'..Uhh folks are sleepin' here...

Call Hillary...She's ..Uh ..Likeable enough....click

Posted by: The White House Three AM phone at November 12, 2012 10:29 PM (s9BdN)

126 Start with Obama's first real opponent-- Jack Ryan. No really, his name is Jack Ryan. There was a nice joint effort between Team Obama and The Chicago Tribune. When the MSM does your opposition research--you win.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:29 PM (r2PLg)

127

Repeat after me:

This is my rifle,

This is my gun,

This is for fighting,

This is for fun!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2012 10:29 PM (BAS5M)

128 113- tasker- agreed!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 12, 2012 10:29 PM (1k4dd)

129 119 30,000 pages? Holy crap,, that's like six movie reviews in a row. Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 13, 2012 02:27 AM (X9Mnx) ________________ I still say that might be proof he didn't get any... You're not typing that much if you are getting laid. And with that wisdom--I am off to bed.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:30 PM (r2PLg)

130 >> Oh...and did samwise get punted?

He got kicked so hard in the ass, he can taste boot if he licks his lips.

Posted by: The chicken at November 12, 2012 10:30 PM (ccXZP)

131 Nah

Posted by: CNN at November 12, 2012 10:30 PM (jKE+Z)

132 @126 this entire thing reeks of chicago

Posted by: d at November 12, 2012 10:31 PM (vYc6R)

133 Oops one more lesson learned from this thread-- from Paula's early do and to Holly's present do-- Hairdos matter.

Posted by: tasker at November 12, 2012 10:31 PM (r2PLg)

134 This is my rifle, This is my gun,
Posted by: Count de Monet

Why are you grabbing your nose?

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:31 PM (SX6wc)

135 I'm still here, wingnuts!

Posted by: Samwise Gangee at November 12, 2012 10:32 PM (jKE+Z)

136 cough

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:32 PM (SX6wc)

137 PLEASE don't link me to that slut.

Posted by: Jim Kelly at November 12, 2012 10:32 PM (jKE+Z)

138 @135 Kiss my Ass!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 12, 2012 10:32 PM (uvNSk)

139 And the Jews need to dissmantle the housing in the Golan Heights...and the Pyramids...

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 12, 2012 10:33 PM (s9BdN)

140 Samwise sucks!

Posted by: Smeagle at November 12, 2012 10:33 PM (jKE+Z)

141 Fuck the Steelers!

Posted by: Matt Cassel at November 12, 2012 10:33 PM (jKE+Z)

142 Left turn Mooch!...

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 12, 2012 10:34 PM (s9BdN)

143 Didn't Broadwell's father say her affair was just the tip of the iceberg..or some such? It started out that way, but by the third date it progressed much deeper than "just the tip".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 12, 2012 10:34 PM (X9Mnx)

144 owayohwayohwayohwayohwayoh. . . .

Posted by: Lead singer of Nickelback at November 12, 2012 10:34 PM (jKE+Z)

145 Wickety wickety wack! Woot! Woot!

Posted by: Nikki Minaj at November 12, 2012 10:35 PM (jKE+Z)

146 Reporting for duty sir!

Posted by: Pvt. Sandy Fluke at November 12, 2012 10:36 PM (wc6pM)

147

>>They hired Abbe Lowell, a Washington lawyer who has represented clients such as former presidential candidate John Edwards and lobbyist Jack Abramoff

How did that work out for Abramoff and Edwards, again?

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2012 10:36 PM (3y/QR)

148 And does anyone know what happened to Gen. Carter Ham, who if the timeline published by Fox is to be believed was in DC when Benghazi happened. Anyone know if the AFRICOM change of command has happened? Retirement ceremony for Gen. Ham?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:37 PM (4nG/u)

149 Wow, do you think I can get a job with the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2012 10:37 PM (MVGKx)

150 I can assure you that Jill Kelley is of the highest moral caliber.

Posted by: Jack Abramoff at November 12, 2012 10:37 PM (jKE+Z)

151 Back from retirement, Weasely Clark as Sec. of the Army.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 12, 2012 10:38 PM (4nG/u)

152

Why do they hate us?

The video ?

The Freedom?

Let's import 700,00 of them and find out why...

Posted by: Military Intelligence at November 12, 2012 10:38 PM (s9BdN)

153 the fbi chest flasher...did she (fembot #2) just randomly bang anything or use sex to shut ppl up? meanwhile, there's a lot of dead people. I'm going to bed.

Posted by: d at November 12, 2012 10:38 PM (vYc6R)

154 Wow, do you think I can get a job with the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 13, 2012 02:37 AM (MVGKx)

>>>>

Sandra honey, you already *are* a joint chief. Or a chief of staffs. Or something similar ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2012 10:39 PM (BAS5M)

155 The IQ of the average Obama voter is 98.9

Posted by: Samstupid Gamgee at November 12, 2012 10:40 PM (jKE+Z)

156 If it turns out that Gen. Ham has been fucking Rachel Uchitel I am renouncing my citizenship.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 12, 2012 10:40 PM (gkSHY)

157 As father of the year I think I know how to fix this... John Kerry will make a great SOD. ..Veils make women look hotter...

Posted by: John Edwards at November 12, 2012 10:41 PM (s9BdN)

158

>> does anyone know what happened to Gen. Carter Ham

General Ham didn't pass the Islamic Sensitivity Training.

It's his surname. NOt haram.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2012 10:41 PM (mswDK)

159 Round up all minorities!

Posted by: Samwise Gamqueue at November 12, 2012 10:42 PM (jKE+Z)

160

send lube not condoms...

Thank you

Posted by: Goats of Afghanistan at November 12, 2012 10:42 PM (s9BdN)

161 The country's become a joke!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 12, 2012 10:42 PM (uvNSk)

162 You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.

Posted by: Comrade Bronco at November 12, 2012 10:42 PM (wc6pM)

163 In case no one listened to Hewitt's show today, the author he interviewed revealed supposed already common knowledge that the current #2 Taliban a-hole was in Gitmo circa 2008.

Yay.

#winning

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:42 PM (SX6wc)

164 Alligators

Posted by: Samwise Gamay at November 12, 2012 10:43 PM (jKE+Z)

165 Electrified fences

Posted by: Samwise Gamzed at November 12, 2012 10:43 PM (jKE+Z)

166 Umm...You guys know who killed me ....right?

Posted by: Ghost of Anwar Sadat at November 12, 2012 10:44 PM (s9BdN)

167 Umm...You guys know who killed me ....right?
Posted by: Ghost of Anwar Sadat

Get in line, whore.

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at November 12, 2012 10:45 PM (SX6wc)

168 Lee Harvey Oswald?......or that grassy knoll guy?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2012 10:45 PM (j7iSn)

169

So I'm meeting with this sand Baron and he sends a twelve year old to my room...I said Really a tweleve year old? So he sent an eight year old.

True story...

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at November 12, 2012 10:47 PM (s9BdN)

170

Posted by: Samwise Gambeta at November 12, 2012 10:47 PM (jKE+Z)

171 Please? Examine the IQ of the voters in Precinct 457 of Virginia and you'll get the full story.

Posted by: Samwise Gamwhy at November 12, 2012 10:49 PM (jKE+Z)

172 Dig it.

Posted by: Samwise Gamkappa at November 12, 2012 10:49 PM (jKE+Z)

173 How about an eight year old....and a four year old?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2012 10:49 PM (j7iSn)

174 Can we get a nuke in Dearborn?

Posted by: Samwise Gamomega at November 12, 2012 10:52 PM (jKE+Z)

175

So I say where are your arms? And she says gone...

You can't make this shit up...

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at November 12, 2012 10:52 PM (s9BdN)

176 As S.E. Cupp said: It's a wonder men get anything done. Ever.

As Elaine Benes said, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Posted by: Ozzie at November 12, 2012 10:52 PM (OcxA8)

177 Aim really low, boys. They're riding worms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2012 10:52 PM (ccXZP)

178 Shit I ain't missin' out on this!

Posted by: Pvt Herman Cain at November 12, 2012 10:53 PM (wc6pM)

179 I said 2 threads ago this investigation would move to the Kelleys.

Posted by: Ronin at November 12, 2012 10:55 PM (ZdAo1)

180 But she could do things with her feet that would make you forgetall about the acid burns on her face...Good times...

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at November 12, 2012 10:55 PM (s9BdN)

181 Eh.

Posted by: Samwise Gamepsilon at November 12, 2012 10:55 PM (jKE+Z)

182 179 I said 2 threads ago this investigation would move to the Kelleys. Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 02:55 AM (ZdAo1) Where?

Posted by: Samwise Gamupsilon at November 12, 2012 10:56 PM (jKE+Z)

183 Allen, a four-star Marine general, succeeded Petraeus as the top American commander in Afghanistan in July 2011. Maybe Jill Kelley came with position of commander in Afghanistan ... sort of part of the office. Petraeus could have been porking her while he was in that job and then Allen inherited her big tits. I don't where the half-retard-Weiner FBI agent figures into all this. He's just in the story to add a plot twist, I guess. Shirtless? Like WTF? Who cares if he's shirtless? He's not a chick. So why send obviously personal shit that's of little value to furthering his sexual interests, even in his own mind? Maybe he was just trying to establish a baseline for reciprocity? I could buy that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 10:58 PM (X3lox)

184 Dude, didnt you read the description of Kelley and her title? She is a groupy. Military men are rock stars. Groupies fuck rock stars. Rock stars fuck groupies. I think for all intents and pursposes, Broadwell is a groupie too.

Posted by: butternut at November 12, 2012 11:01 PM (nbYoV)

185 So who's gonna have the balls to rat out Barky? I need my President Choo Choo the 45th

Posted by: 1984 in real Life at November 12, 2012 11:01 PM (wc6pM)

186

Just shirtless?..

Piker

Posted by: Anthony Weiner keeper of the Taliban whore infiltrating our government at November 12, 2012 11:02 PM (s9BdN)

187 ....none of which matters. This is orchestrated informational chaos.

Posted by: butternut at November 12, 2012 11:02 PM (nbYoV)

188 Twenty to thirty THOUSAND pages? This is clearly a bullshit number. That's 30 pages a day every single day for 2 straight years. This claim is just part of the crap that people spew when they run into tons of auto-generated text for whatever stupid thing they are looking into. The sad fact is that just about everyone in Washington is a fucking idiot liar who is essentially incompetent at his actual job.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:02 PM (X3lox)

189 Hey giiiiirrrrrrlllllllssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: John Allen at November 12, 2012 11:03 PM (jKE+Z)

190 Left turn Mooch!... Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 13, 2012 02:34 AM (s9BdN) ROTFLMAO!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:06 PM (X3lox)

191 Whatever wingnuts

Posted by: Samstoopid Alpha at November 12, 2012 11:06 PM (jKE+Z)

192 The sad fact is that just about everyone in Washington is a fucking idiot liar who is essentially incompetent at his actual job. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2012 03:02 AM (X3lox) And what % of them pull down $100k +?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2012 11:06 PM (j7iSn)

193 182 179 I said 2 threads ago this investigation would move to the Kelleys. Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 02:55 AM (ZdAo1) Where? ----------------------------------- 2 threads ago dipshit. Go find it.

Posted by: Ronin at November 12, 2012 11:07 PM (ZdAo1)

194 Keep Obama in President!

Posted by: Hamilton Voter at November 12, 2012 11:07 PM (jKE+Z)

195 I ate Seaside Heights. Staten Island is dessert.

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 12, 2012 11:09 PM (yJYwC)

196 Good thing the military is removing all barriers to having mutually sexually attracted people bunking together, showering together and fighting together. Clearly, nothing different than the traditional separation by sexual attraction and proclivity. Everyone will control themselves. It's been proven that combat personnel can engage in courtship, dating, and writing 30 pages a day of love letters to others without hampering their fighting ability or cohesion. It's a fact.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:10 PM (X3lox)

197 And what % of them pull down $100k +? Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2012 03:06 AM (j7iSn) 3000%. And this time, that figure is accurate, counting all the hangers-on who feed at the trough!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:11 PM (X3lox)

198 I wonder who is investigating the FBI? Perhaps randomly selected should turn over their lap tops and let's where it goes.

Posted by: Long Island at November 12, 2012 11:12 PM (hl8SI)

199 @196 Worked in Starship Troopers

Posted by: 1984 in real life at November 12, 2012 11:12 PM (wc6pM)

200 He was here the other day, but he only came to say that he was leaving. .. and the sun may find him sleeping in the dust of some ruin far away... he won't be back. Did you see our brother? Give thanks, just one more time, for those who have donated their lives to our protection. Please and thank you.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 12, 2012 11:12 PM (DBH1h)

201

ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2012 03:10 AM

But we need to bugger every four hours...

Posted by: The new Army of Won at November 12, 2012 11:12 PM (s9BdN)

202 I wonder who is investigating the FBI? Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 03:12 AM (hl8SI) The office porn experts over at the SEC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:13 PM (X3lox)

203 "This is clearly a bullshit number. That's 30 pages a day every single day for 2 straight years." Includes CC's. Each email a separate page "OK, see you then." Also, my stepson can text 1,000 texts a month and he's lazy. Still, this is fun. And I doubt Obama had anything to do with this, though he may have wanted to hold off until after the election. I think this scandal might have overblown Sandy.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:14 PM (YObA2)

204 That's a couple dozen Bibles worth of emails to the office pass-around. Not very plausible. However...

The fundamental reason I'm an extremely extreme anti-everything crank is because I grew up surrounded by Important People, and I couldn't help but notice that we're ruled by absolute psychos.

I say that as a fairly crazy dude with an only intermittently functioning moral sense. To me, the hook in this story is how manly these mistresses are and what pussies these generals seem to be. It's "counterintuitive."

But if dude sent the office-bathroom ho a 'Gravity's Rainbow' worth of "I love watching you shave your pimply back and ass, girl" messages every couple weeks, that's fucking *astounding*.

Posted by: oblig. at November 12, 2012 11:16 PM (cePv8)

205 But the gays will ruin the military!

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:16 PM (YObA2)

206

and I'm out...

'night morons.

and 'ettes I may have missed...

Posted by: KZnextone checking out from Hawaii before he gets banned at November 12, 2012 11:16 PM (s9BdN)

207 ThePrimordialOrderedPair, it's just so damn cute to see you turn a scandal involving straight people fucking around behind their wives' backs into paranoia about gays. Adorable. And predictable, sure, but adorable nonetheless.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 12, 2012 11:17 PM (egyll)

208 193 182 179 I said 2 threads ago this investigation would move to the Kelleys. Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 02:55 AM (ZdAo1) Where? ----------------------------------- 2 threads ago dipshit. Go find it. Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 03:07 AM (ZdAo1) Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ronin II at November 12, 2012 11:17 PM (jKE+Z)

209 Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 03:14 AM (YObA2) I know. It's like when they say they are requesting 50,000 documents from some agency. 99.99% of it is nothing but bullshit - cover pages, code that has nothing to do with the content, etc. Of course, maybe Allen just emailed Kelley 10 copies of the ObamaCare bill? That's possible. Sexy, too ... for lefties.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:18 PM (X3lox)

210 Pfffft, 30,000 pages. I wrote one page 30,000 times.

Posted by: Zombie Wilt Chamberlain at November 12, 2012 11:18 PM (yJYwC)

211 The Secret Service guys look much better now "We hired hookers because we couldn't write the 10,000 emails needed for a domestic mistress"

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:20 PM (YObA2)

212 The average IQ of the USA predicted the outcome of the last election. . . .

Posted by: Samstoopid Gamomega at November 12, 2012 11:21 PM (jKE+Z)

213 ThePrimordialOrderedPair, it's just so damn cute to see you turn a scandal involving straight people fucking around behind their wives' backs into paranoia about gays. Adorable. And predictable, sure, but adorable nonetheless. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 03:17 AM (egyll) Inaccurate, Gabe. I have included the heterosexual combinations, too. They are shoving women all over the place, like in submarines, more combat positions, etc. The fact is that bunking, unit cohesion and the like is best when there is no sexual tension among the group and is nearly impossible when the sexual element is introduced or allowed to become explicit. Sorry if you find that offensive. It just happens to be one of the simplest and most widely known facts of humans.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:21 PM (X3lox)

214

We laid more pipe in Cartahena than all America combined...

Bitches

Posted by: The Secret service at November 12, 2012 11:22 PM (s9BdN)

215 OK let's just call it Columbia...Sheesh..

Posted by: The Secret service at November 12, 2012 11:23 PM (s9BdN)

216 "ThePrimordialOrderedPair, it's just so damn cute to see you turn a scandal involving straight people fucking around behind their wives' backs into paranoia about gays. Adorable. And predictable, sure, but adorable nonetheless." because the bible told me so♫

Posted by: jimi ray at November 12, 2012 11:29 PM (79EF9)

217 Well I can see good reason to sequester about a trillion from the defense budget now. Besides, all these wars are our fault anyway.

Posted by: Barry's Boehner at November 12, 2012 11:31 PM (+paCV)

218 because the bible told me so♫ Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 03:29 AM (79EF9) Don't you have a rock to crawl under?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:33 PM (X3lox)

219 What's Benghazi?

Posted by: The American Voter at November 12, 2012 11:33 PM (+paCV)

220 216 "ThePrimordialOrderedPair, it's just so damn cute to see you turn a scandal involving straight people fucking around behind their wives' backs into paranoia about gays. Adorable. And predictable, sure, but adorable nonetheless." because the bible told me so♫ Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 03:29 AM (79EF9) You are smart but since you will not reproduce you will not help the IQ of the USA.

Posted by: Samwise Gamchi at November 12, 2012 11:33 PM (jKE+Z)

221 An IQ for an IQ makes the whole world blind.

Posted by: Samwise Ghandi at November 12, 2012 11:37 PM (jKE+Z)

222 Well, when we have the gay general scandal in 2045, you can say you were right.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:39 PM (YObA2)

223 Hook me up with an Obamaphone!

Posted by: 0bama Voter at November 12, 2012 11:41 PM (jKE+Z)

224 They are shoving women all over the place, like in submarines, more combat positions, etc.

These women weren't even in the military. Keep trying.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 12, 2012 11:41 PM (egyll)

225 #Phonez4clonez!

Posted by: 0bama Clone at November 12, 2012 11:42 PM (jKE+Z)

226 OK, in previous wars, the guys in the field got Dear John letters. Now, its the husbands at home who get the letters.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:43 PM (YObA2)

227 Don't blame Jill! She was just doing her part to help the war relief drive.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:44 PM (YObA2)

228 All squirrels, all the time, from sea to shining sea.

Night, all.

Enby out.

Posted by: Enby out at November 12, 2012 11:44 PM (ptlfZ)

229 It's 20,000 to 30,000 pages under review. That does not mean all those pages were sent to this woman. The pages are the haystack, improper communication of any kind is the needle.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 12, 2012 11:46 PM (8hBZi)

230 O/T: I greatly appreciated the he tact shown in your post after the election, in that it did not serve as a pretext for raising the marriage debate, Gabe.

Posted by: derit at November 12, 2012 11:46 PM (I88Jc)

231 The Kenyan marxist appears to be in the first stages of top brass purge at the moment, as marxists are known to do. That could also explain why Boehner et. al. are suddenly so "deer in the headlights" paralyzed. Afraid we're looking at a regular old coup that (if true) will succeed. Or I could just be paranoid. If it isn't paranoia, then I was quite naive when I initially thought Patraeus was just end running around a blackmail attempt. At any rate - given the absolute fact that whatever the president says is a lie (aside from his lulling 3rd grade level hypnotic truths), and whatever he does is a marxist plot, something huge is going on. He's making his move.

Posted by: Whatev at November 12, 2012 11:47 PM (2t6Gz)

232 These women weren't even in the military. Keep trying. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (egyll) Oy. Logic isn't your thing. That's okay. I just wouldn't advertise it so proudly. So, you think that a military uniform protects people against acting on their sexual attractions or expressing them, even if they are spending long days together in tense situations? Sure ... What world do you live in, man?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:47 PM (X3lox)

233 Dear Dr. Husband, I know you have been busy curing people of cancer in America, but here at Bagram, I have met the most remarkable man. I am sorry, but I have to leave you so I can bang him under a desk and have someone ghost write a book about him. Paula

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:47 PM (YObA2)

234 "the tact"

Posted by: derit at November 12, 2012 11:47 PM (I88Jc)

235 I greatly appreciated the he tact shown in your post after the election, in that it did not serve as a pretext for raising the marriage debate, Gabe.

Jigga-wha? The election wasn't even close to being about marriage. Not even in the same quadrant.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 12, 2012 11:48 PM (egyll)

236

If these guys were messing with homosexuals, it wouldn't even be in the news!

It would be personal and private....it would be true love....it would be normal and natural. And anyone who brought it up would be a big bully!

The Generals could retire in honor.....and every school district in the nation would invite them to speak at their graduations.

Posted by: Pam at November 12, 2012 11:49 PM (cgrL5)

237 The sad fact is that just about everyone in Washington is a fucking idiot liar who is essentially incompetent at his actual job. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2012 03:02 AM (X3lox) As my Mother always says, "Aren't you glad these people are taking over health care?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 12, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

238 There's a new first person military shooter game out... "The Call of Booty"

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:54 PM (YObA2)

239 "If these guys were messing with homosexuals, it wouldn't even be in the news! It would be personal and private....it would be true love....it would be normal and natural. And anyone who brought it up would be a big bully! The Generals could retire in honor.....and every school district in the nation would invite them to speak at their graduations." Doubtful. Even gay cheating on your wife is still cheating. Maybe if they became transgendered.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:55 PM (YObA2)

240 As my Mother always says, "Aren't you glad these people are taking over health care?" Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 03:50 AM (bxiXv) It's going to be paradise. They had government run health care in Eden, you know! It was only aquiring the knowledge of Good and Evil that got them thrown out ... so we don't have to worry about that with Washington in charge of death panels and insured procedures. We're all going to love it - or we won't get treated. You know the lefty "mind over body" stuff - "if you have a bad attitude we can't help you and wouldn't waste our health care dollars on you." Next!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2012 11:56 PM (X3lox)

241 I hear Jill was in a porno movie. "Kelley's Heroes"

Posted by: Sexypig at November 12, 2012 11:57 PM (YObA2)

242 I greatly appreciated the he tact shown in your post after the
election, in that it did not serve as a pretext for raising the marriage
debate, Gabe.

Honestly, I thought I was being tactful because I didn't point out that I was the only cob to predict an Obama win.

Heh. Heheheheheheheheheh.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 12, 2012 11:58 PM (egyll)

243 Just capitulate and admit that 0bama was right about abortion and let conservative babies die and we will win in 2016.

Posted by: Jimi Ghey at November 13, 2012 12:05 AM (jKE+Z)

244 There's a new first person military shooter game out...

"The Call of Booty"

Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 03:54 AM

Sounds like a pirate FPS. Yarrrrrrr.

Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 12:09 AM (yBF/9)

245 Honestly, I thought I was being tactful because I didn't point out that I was the only cob to predict an Obama win. Heh. Heheheheheheheheheh. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 03:58 AM (egyll) You write this word "tactful". I don't think it means what you think it means. It's sort of an odd thing to even want to gloat over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2012 12:13 AM (X3lox)

246 238 There's a new first person military shooter game out... "The Call of Booty" Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 03:54 AM (YObA2) Call of duty!!! http://youtu.be/Chi9HhO941E

Posted by: Karen Filipelli at November 13, 2012 12:22 AM (jKE+Z)

247 It's sort of an odd thing to even want to gloat over.

Being right? No, not so surprising a thing to gloat over. Not only did I want Romney to win, but I predicted that he wouldn't. The thing you're struggling to express, TPOP is "Gabe, you were right all along."

It's okay. I know how hard it can be to say that you're wrong about something. Wait...no I don't.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 12:23 AM (egyll)

248 This is beginning to look more and more like a typical Obama/Jarrett set up. So all these people could keep their yaps shut before the election, but now not so much? Heavy handed, clumsy and obvious...but they are so counting on everyone getting caught up in the " lurid sex details" that they'll get away with it. I think they are banking on it. Powerful men having affairs, wow, there's a new one. Anyone else starting to feel like we are in a giant experiment to see just how much garbage we will buy? And especially how easily we are diverted... I just can't wait for the next installment of this soap opera. Do you think Bo the dog will be involved? Good lord.

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 13, 2012 12:25 AM (CkK+I)

249 247 It's sort of an odd thing to even want to gloat over. Being right? No, not so surprising a thing to gloat over. Not only did I want Romney to win, but I predicted that he wouldn't. The thing you're struggling to express, TPOP is "Gabe, you were right all along." It's okay. I know how hard it can be to say that you're wrong about something. Wait...no I don't. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (egyll) --Yep. I picked up on all kinds of shit from the wifey and her Hispanic friends and I knew we were DOOMED in the face of free shit*

Posted by: logprof hating to be right at November 13, 2012 12:28 AM (jKE+Z)

250 It's okay. I know how hard it can be to say that you're wrong about something. Wait...no I don't. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (egyll) LOL. I was seriously wrong about my election prediction. Gee, that was tough. But I never get any thrill out of correctly predicting disasters correctly. I have no problem explaining that I predicted them but only to forward the reasoning that led to my predictions and to explain what it means for the future (if others care to take my warnings seriously). I never even think about writing "hehehehehehehe" about them. "hehehehehehe" is reserved for predictions that are fairly inconsequential in the big scheme. Yes, I have predicted most of what Barky did in his first term long before he ever even got into office, but I never laugh at people about it. I get no thrill out of it. It saddens me. I try to explain why I was correct to help them align their own reasoning about things in the future (especially those people who spent the whole first term saying, "I just don't understand why he would do X") but that is the extent of it. "Heh" NEVER comes to mind. "Hehehehehehehe" certainly never comes under consideration in any way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2012 12:34 AM (X3lox)

251 "Just capitulate and admit that 0bama was right about abortion and let conservative babies die and we will win in 2016. Posted by: Jimi Ghey" uh, srsly? i've repeatedly stated i'm pro-life from a purely scientific standpoint (for essentially the same reason i am against hunting purely for sport, tho i obv value human life above animal life) -- and, of course, i've been denigrated for being one of "you people" who have "no morals" and a "sick soul". ...for having the exact same views as you socons. k. what i have said recently, just like ace, who is actually pro-choice, is that the imbecilic hardest-right socon position on rape-abortion is a proven loser. i'm glad you find it mature and substantive to gay-bait someone unpopular and mis-state his views in order to do your duty toward contributing to the maintenance of his status as THE OTHER. while you're thinking up the next clever, novel, and totally-unheard-of gaysnipe, i'll continue to point out the self-destructive nature of demanding our candidates hold hard-line positions on things like rape abortion that are unpalatable to the VAST majority of americans...to the extent that we lose two GIMME senatorial pick-ups in reliably red states!

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 12:37 AM (79EF9)

252 At Belmont Club, Wretchard posted the following: 9. wretchard What jumps out of the account is that Petraeus didnÂ’t see it coming. He didnÂ’t think it was a big deal. He had fixed the problem, talked to Broadwell. The other woman wasnÂ’t going to press charges. She was a family friend. There was no crime Â— if we leave aside adultery. It was family court business. Maybe not even that if no one was going to make an issue of it. And then he gets called after election day, and boom he gets called to carpet. How do you like that? I for one, donÂ’t like it. Most workplaces you can tell if your being measured for a termination notice. It strongly suggests is that Petraeus isnÂ’t a problem with something that has happened. HeÂ’s a problem with something that is going to happen. ThereÂ’s some loop Petraeus is not part of. Something heÂ’s in the way of. Well let a hundred flowers bloom! Let a thousand schools of thought contend!

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2012 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

253 Heh. Looks like I'm not the only one with two tabs open. See Subotai Bahadur at #24.

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2012 12:46 AM (sdi6R)

254 @jimi ray The Christian so-cons think they own this blog. Because valu-rite and tranny hooker are totally so-con things. the bible told me so♫

Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 12:46 AM (YObA2)

255 Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (79EF9) Ease off, I'm just shootin' for the sockpuppet count.

Posted by: jimi gay at November 13, 2012 12:46 AM (jKE+Z)

256 After the 2008 election all of our general just said "fuck it, might as well get some pussy"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 13, 2012 12:46 AM (SkyIE)

257 @252, that is something I never considered. Makes way more sense. But then isn't Petraeus free to speak now?

Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 12:48 AM (YObA2)

258 Rickl....exactly.

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 13, 2012 12:49 AM (CkK+I)

259 The Christian so-cons think they own this blog.

Because valu-rite and tranny hooker are totally so-con things.

the bible told me so♫

Posted by: Sexypig at November 13, 2012 04:46 AM

It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the bible.

Posted by: ray at November 13, 2012 12:52 AM (yBF/9)

260 It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the bible. Posted by: ray at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (yBF/9) You readin' fuckin' book's again, Julian?

Posted by: Ricky at November 13, 2012 12:55 AM (jKE+Z)

261 OK, I have to admit I didn't see this coming: http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2012 12:56 AM (sdi6R)

262 The only way Ricky's gonna get any smarter is if he dies and comes back as a turnip.

Posted by: sarah at November 13, 2012 12:59 AM (yBF/9)

263 Obama and Co. are just too smug right now about all of this. They just don't seem worried. Which can only mean that they have something even bigger they can use. And that people won't talk. And for an administration that usually works in machiavelian slow motion, they sure can be speedy when inspired...

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 13, 2012 12:59 AM (CkK+I)

264 Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk, and he always will be.

Posted by: Ray at November 13, 2012 12:59 AM (jKE+Z)

265 You readin' fuckin' book's again, Julian?

Posted by: Ricky at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM

What happened to the guy I fell in love with in the KFC toilets?

Posted by: lucy at November 13, 2012 01:02 AM (yBF/9)

266 I'd like to see the Red-Blue-Green cocksucker put one of those together, duct-tapin' it.

Posted by: Bubbles at November 13, 2012 01:07 AM (jKE+Z)

267 I think Ricky and Barb are up to stuff. Dirty stuff.

Posted by: Bubbs at November 13, 2012 01:12 AM (jKE+Z)

268 Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk, and he always will be.

Posted by: Ray at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM

You're a shit moth, Ray. You started out as shit larva, then you grew into a shitterpillar. It's a pandemic of shitterpillers in this park. I tried to exterminate them, but I failed... and now, shit moths.

Posted by: jim lahey at November 13, 2012 01:12 AM (yBF/9)

269 You're a shit moth, Ray. You started out as shit larva, then you grew into a shitterpillar. It's a pandemic of shitterpillers in this park. I tried to exterminate them, but I failed... and now, shit moths. Posted by: jim lahey at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (yBF/9) You had to go to the most awesome episode of TOB ever, Mr. Lahey. I'm goin' downtown for a cheeseburger now.

Posted by: Randy at November 13, 2012 01:15 AM (jKE+Z)

270 Callin' me Bo-Bandy, which he normally only does when he's drunk . . .

Posted by: Bo-Bandy at November 13, 2012 01:17 AM (jKE+Z)

271 Nobody in this park gives a fuck, why the hell should I?

Posted by: Lahey at November 13, 2012 01:20 AM (jKE+Z)

272 There are still only four of them in this CIA/Military love nest. One more, and then it really will be a Pentagon. But I get what you mean.

Posted by: perturbed at November 13, 2012 01:26 AM (luEe7)

273

You had to go to the most awesome episode of TOB ever, Mr. Lahey.

I'm goin' downtown for a cheeseburger now.

Posted by: Randy at November 13, 2012 05:15 AM

Well, you better go on then, know what I'm sayin? Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.

Posted by: j-roc at November 13, 2012 01:27 AM (yBF/9)

274 273 You had to go to the most awesome episode of TOB ever, Mr. Lahey. I'm goin' downtown for a cheeseburger now. Posted by: Randy at November 13, 2012 05:15 AM Well, you better go on then, know what I'm sayin? Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger. Posted by: j-roc at November 13, 2012 05:27 AM (yBF/9) Does it really launch? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

Posted by: Bubbles at November 13, 2012 01:30 AM (jKE+Z)

275 131 proof Bud, straight up, I'm fuckin' wasted.

Posted by: Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at November 13, 2012 01:32 AM (jKE+Z)

276 proof Bud, straight up, I'm fuckin' wasted.

Posted by: Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at November 13, 2012 05:32 AM

Oh, look. It's Starsky and Gut.

Posted by: j-roc at November 13, 2012 01:34 AM (yBF/9)

277 Don't cross the shitline

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 13, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)

278 You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick. You lied to the guy in the fuckin' chair, man.

Posted by: Ray, The fuckin' way she goes at November 13, 2012 01:39 AM (jKE+Z)

279 To me, hands down, Season 5 is the Awesomest of Trailer Park Boys ever. Ever.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 01:42 AM (jKE+Z)

280 Does it really launch? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

Posted by: Bubbles at November 13, 2012 05:30 AM

Nice decnals... breaker, breaker, come in Earth. This is rocketship 27. Aliens fucked over carbonator number 4, I'm going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper and hopefully you've got some spaceweed... over.

Posted by: ricky at November 13, 2012 01:46 AM (yBF/9)

281 Has anyone found my chin?

Posted by: Gen. John Allen at November 13, 2012 01:47 AM (jKE+Z)

282 Nice decnals... breaker, breaker, come in Earth. This is rocketship 27. Aliens fucked overcarbonator number 4, I'm going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper and hopefully you've got some spaceweed... over. Posted by: ricky at November 13, 2012 05:46 AM (yBF/9) Julian, tell him how to do it right.

Posted by: Bubbles at November 13, 2012 01:48 AM (jKE+Z)

283 To me, hands down, Season 5 is the Awesomest of Trailer Park Boys ever.

Ever.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 05:42 AM

yeah, been watching season 5 again the last couple of days. first time for awhile. Had forgotten just how good 5 really is. That fucking hash driveway and j-roc's greasy trailer park porn shoot #3... everything.Oh, Dennis, Terry and Cyrus, too.

Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 01:50 AM (yBF/9)

284 261 OK, I have to admit I didn't see this coming: http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder He has devoted his life's fortune to the pursuit of better chemistry in the hope of becoming the first person to eat a hobo's face in a drug induced hyper sexual manner. Winning!

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at November 13, 2012 01:51 AM (HNn1q)

285 283 To me, hands down, Season 5 is the Awesomest of Trailer Park Boys ever. Ever. Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 05:42 AM yeah, been watching season 5 again the last couple of days. first time for awhile. Had forgotten just how good 5 really is. That fucking hash driveway and j-roc's greasy trailer park porn shoot #3... everything.Oh, Dennis, Terry and Cyrus, too. Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 05:50 AM (yBF/9) Fuck off, I got work to do.

Posted by: Cyrus at November 13, 2012 01:52 AM (jKE+Z)

286 You know what a Shit Barometer is, Bubbs?

Posted by: Mr. Lahey at November 13, 2012 01:55 AM (jKE+Z)

287 Sooooo....does this all mean that Petraeus is going to join Scott Brown and Chris Christie on the list of guys who might have been nominated as potential GOP Presidential candidates just a smidge early?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 13, 2012 01:58 AM (nLIgh)

288 Living in a hell hole apparently brings out the best in people . .

Posted by: Davidlind at November 13, 2012 01:59 AM (J9mCu)

289 Fuck off, I got work to do.

Posted by: Cyrus at November 13, 2012 05:52 AM

I think that's a giant cock and somebody's riding it. Is that you Cyrus?

Posted by: dennis and terry at November 13, 2012 02:01 AM (yBF/9)

290 You know what a Shit Barometer is, Bubbs?

Posted by: Mr. Lahey at November 13, 2012 05:55 AM

A shit barometer? What's a shit barometer, Mr. Lahey? Some kind of shitty barometer?

Posted by: bubbles at November 13, 2012 02:06 AM (yBF/9)

291 I think that's a giant cock and somebody's riding it. Is that you Cyrus? Posted by: dennis and terry at November 13, 2012 06:01 AM (yBF/9) Yeah man, we can't let that happen we don't play that, man, we play like uncleared samples. . . .

Posted by: T at November 13, 2012 02:07 AM (jKE+Z)

292 Can we just scroll ahead to where Michelle Obama is sending inappropriate e-mails ?

Posted by: Jared Loughner at November 13, 2012 02:13 AM (e8kgV)

293 "113 To me it looks like pre-emptive discrediting of anyone who might testify in a negative fashion against the Obama Administration--

and/or payback.

It's the timing--pretty damn convenient.

Some people say--

Obama is lucky.

And, some people make their own luck."

... Remember the "General Betray Us" ad? That was from MoveOn.org and published for a bargain rate in the The New York Times.

the US anti-war liberal advocacy group MoveOn.org? They mean anti-Fox liberal advocacy group don't they? http://is.gd/V469DO

Busted, down on Bourbon Street Set up, like a bowling pin Knocked down, it gets to wearin' thin They just won't let you be

Don't know what it is, but this whole thing smells.

Posted by: Oldhardhead at November 13, 2012 02:19 AM (nkBm0)

294 Top men. TOP. MEN.

Posted by: Puck at November 13, 2012 02:22 AM (uYnDg)

295 And I thought they put salt peter in army food.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at November 13, 2012 02:34 AM (6RTwM)

296 ... but God help Julia if with her ObamaCare contraceptive coverage she should decide to become a "military groupie" because the FBI will be coming around to determine the appropriateness of her life style. Leave it to a bunch of Democrats to create a "target rich" environment then bring in the "modesty police"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 13, 2012 02:41 AM (e8kgV)

297 A new Army, a, ummmmmm, better, more uhhhhhhhhh, inclusive Army.

Posted by: TEH WON at November 13, 2012 02:41 AM (CfGGV)

298 295 - I recall going 3 weeks at Benning during jump school without sporting one. I am thinking it works. I haven't gone a day since without a least one major wood outbreak.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 13, 2012 02:47 AM (rWGH+)

299 On Glenn Beck's show, he said he predicted something like this (Petraus) and that it was not random chance that it was discovered, that it was part of a larger effort by the Obama admin to discredit the military. They now control the media, the government, and will soon control the military. 4 more years...

Posted by: Lanie at November 13, 2012 02:52 AM (Qr62p)

300 Swinging Dicks In Uniform And The Bitches Who Love Them: How The Kardashian Administration Took Down The Pentagon

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2012 02:53 AM (0yCoM)

301 Another four years like the last four years may be a best case scenario. Christ on his crystal cross...

Posted by: Aaron at November 13, 2012 02:54 AM (Tlix5)

302 "All this shit should have come out before the election." Republican Eric Cantor had the information. Refused to pass it on to Drudge. Republicans are playing tiddly winks while the donks are playing hardball. We're being outgamed because we refuse to play by their rules.

Posted by: someguy at November 13, 2012 02:54 AM (sEXZ/)

303 "We did not have sex with that woman, Mrs Kelley ! "

Posted by: Gen Allen & Gen Petraeus at November 13, 2012 02:59 AM (O5ard)

304

That Yellow dress Mrs Kelley was wearing yesterday may contain evidence.

Posted by: Gen Allen & Gen Petraeus at November 13, 2012 03:01 AM (O5ard)

305 This is a prime example of what happens to any organization without leadership. Eventually the clowns run the circus.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 03:01 AM (3Y7RV)

306 I guess since Gabe did this late thread no news thread?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:02 AM (YdQQY)

307 298 295 - I recall going 3 weeks at Benning during jump school without sporting one. I am thinking it works. I haven't gone a day since without a least one major wood outbreak. Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 13, 2012 06:47 AM (rWGH+) Just wait.

Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2012 03:03 AM (j7iSn)

308 Maybe Andy will come along and save us?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:06 AM (YdQQY)

309 308 Maybe Andy will come along and save us? Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 07:06 AM (YdQQY) LOL....Oh, wait, you were serious?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 03:08 AM (3Y7RV)

310 Yes

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:09 AM (YdQQY)

311 This is the Regime softening the ground for sequestration. That is all.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at November 13, 2012 03:10 AM (ufLRj)

312 Two comments on the photos involved, before this thread is fracked...

I hate the Army uniforms, with the diagonal pockets, and the rank on the chest bone. It's like something Calvin Klein would design.

Second, the women in question: hubba fracking hubba! Of course you would send 20-30K love letters to these broads. I'm not saying they're the most beautiful women in the world, I'm saying they have that certain something that would drive a married (or unmarried, like me) to do stupid things. Honestly, if they were more attractive or more wholesome looking, men wouldn't react this way.

That's all I got to say about that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 03:10 AM (BeSEI)

313 There you have it. Team DNC in alliance with the ME left are running a playbook that treats us like foreigners. Guys the Donks are acting like we're the commies.

Time to get your shrug on.

Petraeus this is your scandal not mine.

Say it with me GOP "not my problem."

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:10 AM (LRFds)

314 Thanks, Gabby, for crediting me with that item -NOT!

Posted by: Gerry at November 13, 2012 03:13 AM (MzQaI)

315 Yeah here we go. This is the night of the long knives I'm guessing.

Jake Tapper's a lot more hot to spread this fuckclub gossip than he was pointing out a few unarguable facts about King Putt.

I figured shit out about 12 years too late.

Wheeee

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:13 AM (LRFds)

316 I'd hit the Jill Kelly babe if I was still single. But I would give her a phony name because she's teh crazy.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:15 AM (YdQQY)

317 306 Vic,

Vic buddy it seems that the new AoSHQ now with even less content iws simply acknowledging the lack of structure....

what's up in the news chief?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:15 AM (LRFds)

318 what's up in the news chief?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:15 AM (LRFds)

3 pp worth when we get a new thread.

and I was an MM1

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:16 AM (YdQQY)

319 O/T: http://www.toledoblade.com/State/2012/11/12/Ohioans-food-stamp-aid-to-be-cut.html Ohio residents geting their food stamps cut $50/month in January. "Thanks for the vote, suckas!" -- Barky O'Drama

Posted by: Barky O'Drama at November 13, 2012 03:16 AM (pkkxZ)

320 226 Sexypig,

Hey SP remember when I was ranting about "blazing beds"....?

I was *not* making shit up the entire rotten structure is a ball of suck.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:16 AM (LRFds)

321 Yeah here we go. This is the night of the long knives I'm guessing. Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:13 AM (LRFds) Sure seems like it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:16 AM (OCcJb)

322 318 Vic,

sounds good I bleed ambien these days or should probably.

I finally broke the 5 hours of sleep barrier.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:17 AM (LRFds)

323 When you get to be my age > 5 hours sleep is rare.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:18 AM (YdQQY)

324 321 98ZJUSMC,

It's gonna get bumpy for about 3 months whilst Obama tries making the sale to free shit nation that all deaths in the GWoT are our fault and the entire Military is a GOP confidence trick.

It's coming, and I am not being paranoid I will try to reason it out while I get my cyst/tumor in my shoulder looked at today.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:19 AM (LRFds)

325 Question: You're supposedly the smartest man ever to be president and you're even more supposedly the leader of the free world-if your story is that you didn't know, donÂ‘t you lose your status as Genius in Chief?

Posted by: Kindle Opus Anarcus at November 13, 2012 03:20 AM (XrLfT)

326 323 Vic,

at least we'll be stuck in weirdsville a shorter time than his 20 YO fanclub.

I have been getting ~3 hours for two months.

Blood vessels are popping in my face...I was a speed and barb fiend in my mid teens, I hate pills but may have to give in and sleep.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:20 AM (LRFds)

327 If these guys were messing with homosexuals, it wouldn't even be in the news! ------------------------ Really?

Posted by: Jim McGreevey at November 13, 2012 03:21 AM (IPG9V)

328 Look at the photos of Kelley showing her posing in photos. She is obviously "off." Can't find them now, saw them yesterday. She and or her sis were with the Petraeuses. They made sure they were the center of the pictures in the photos.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 03:21 AM (opS9C)

329 319 Barky O'Drama,

the funny thing is most of 'em are too stupid to do Math....

and I am fresh out of "gives a fuck"

Go to ground, my next trip to Louisiana I am putting a genny in storage and swearing loyalty to my Boss' family as a a loyal retainer.

Time to let Rome fall and start over.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:22 AM (LRFds)

330 I just downloaded the W.E.B. Griffin book "The Lieutenants". I have the entire series in paperback but I wanted the Kindle version.

But what is aggravating is Amazon had the first 3 book in one hardback for $10. One book in the Kindle is $8.

The 3 book anthology of course is not available in the Kindle.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:23 AM (YdQQY)

331 1. i think it's a love hexagon
2. the 20 to 30k pages is prosecutor speak for "we printed out a bunch of emails that were one one line each, but with headers, quoted replies, blank space, etc. it was a lot"

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at November 13, 2012 03:24 AM (zZJJp)

332 I'll be very interested in your conjectuer sven. This is getting way beyond ridiculous. OTOH, Free ShitNation will lap it up.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:24 AM (OCcJb)

333 Please cob loggers, can we haz news thread?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:25 AM (YdQQY)

334 325 Question: You're supposedly the smartest man ever to be president and you're even more supposedly the leader of the free world-if your story is that you didn't know, donÂ‘t you lose your status as Genius in Chief? Posted by: Kindle Opus Anarcus at November 13, 2012 07:20 AM (XrLfT) To which they will reply, "Welcome to CostCo. I love you."

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:26 AM (OCcJb)

335 Anyone find it odd that the man who has a statement for everyhthing hasn't come out in the Rose Garden and made one?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 03:26 AM (opS9C)

336 @ 73.."BonerGate"....ROFLMAO. @ 293, nice dead quote. What a long strange trip it's been. Now here is my add. In spite of the squirrel factor, and the misdirection, fucking with testimony..this shit could blow up all "Bonfire of the Vanities" like.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 13, 2012 03:26 AM (S1KyK)

337 Blood vessels are popping in my face...I was a speed and barb fiend in my mid teens, I hate pills but may have to give in and sleep.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:20 AM (LRFds)

TMI

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:26 AM (YdQQY)

338 Reality is always stranger than fiction. Always.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2012 03:27 AM (Gk3SS)

339 332 98 ZJUSMC,

Yeah we ain't the target audience so it doesn't make sense to us at all, but hey guess what we don't matter that is the point.

I am slowly accepting that the Saudis bought the GOP in 1990 and that the donks are simply carrying their scimitar.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:28 AM (LRFds)

340 335 Anyone find it odd that the man who has a statement for everyhthing hasn't come out in the Rose Garden and made one? Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 07:26 AM (opS9C) His position is evolving. ' ' ' The View Presidency.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:29 AM (OCcJb)

341 338 Reality is always stranger than fiction. Always. Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2012 07:27 AM (Gk3SS) Oh yeah. They're still missing a mysterious suicide to really spice up the story.. Those women are lucky it's not the clinton Admin or they would both be missing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 03:29 AM (3Y7RV)

342 337 Vic,

sorry...I quit it was 2 years.

Was clean by 17.

I look like I was in a barroom brawl this morning eyes wise and I was not.

Getting that skeep I realize I was figuratively punching myself probably.

Find people you trust in "meatworld" and let this thing go I guess. Enjoy the show. We're about to be gutpunched.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:30 AM (LRFds)

343 341 OSP,

Heh, or offered a new gig at 1600 penn.

Hahaha. Nah they did their job and they'll be rewarded.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:31 AM (LRFds)

344 Find people you trust in "meatworld" and let this thing go I guess. Enjoy the show. We're about to be gutpunched.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:30 AM (LRFds)

Yes, the most common phrase for the next few years will be "elections have consequences"

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:31 AM (YdQQY)

345 Obama meeting with union leaders today for ideas on how to avoid the fiscal cliff. Hey stupid! They are the fiscal cliff!

Posted by: Kindle Opus Anarcus at November 13, 2012 03:31 AM (XrLfT)

346 What are the odds that these two women tried to hit on Barky but found he didn't swing that way?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:31 AM (YdQQY)

347 How did this result in the death of a couple thousand soldiers?

Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at November 13, 2012 03:32 AM (5H6zj)

348 Well its 7:30. I guess I could go ahead and post the news links here.

What do the Morons think?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:32 AM (YdQQY)

349 339 332 98 ZJUSMC, I am slowly accepting that the Saudis bought the GOP in 1990 and that the donks are simply carrying their scimitar. Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:28 AM (LRFds) I don't know...everytime I think that we have descended into the max depth of surreal: *ooooga* *ooooga* Dive! Dive! Diving Officer, make your depth......oh, just keep going down, I'll figure it out when we get there..." On ships that go underwater, of course. *fuck me to tears.....*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:33 AM (OCcJb)

350 346 Vic,

High I'd imagine. I could see him closing his eyes and pretending his Royal consort is a dude to get the two political applainces they rendered but Barack probably cries himself to sleep on occasion lamenting that he is not a contortionist so he can **** himself.

Amb Stevens was a loyal follower and Barky doesn't care about him at all...imagine how much barky cares for us on the right who serve him in the military community.

Yeah pleasant nightmares walking.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:35 AM (LRFds)

351 Those women are lucky it's not the clinton Admin or they would both be missing.

My first thought as well.

I'm sure this has been pointed out, but that 20-30,000 pages of email is highly misleading. Yesterday at work I printed out 15 emails back and forth between 4 people and it was around 100 pages long due to how Outlook formats the thread and because everyone has signatures with boilerplate disclaimers that take up 1/3 of a printed page. If you c and p and actual email text, it's maybe 3 pages long.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2012 03:35 AM (Gk3SS)

352 Nobody survives a confrontation with me standing!

Posted by: General Hormones, The Looooooove Soldier at November 13, 2012 03:35 AM (IMxlS)

353 348 Vic,

i say go for it....

worst case we can always repost 'em at the Dawn patrol thread...

share the news we sure won't get a non barky approved perspective for the next 4 years decades

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:36 AM (LRFds)

354 @348

Can't one of the no good lay abouts throw up a new thread?

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 03:36 AM (06lNq)

355 Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 07:32 AM (YdQQY) Sure...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:37 AM (OCcJb)

356 If I post it will guarantee new thread within min.

So here goes

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:37 AM (YdQQY)

357 351 AlexTheChick,

Yup nice catch and example the way they are reporting this without any critical analysis tells me the media is in on the gag.

I've decided I'm okay with hard work, old books, and eating two good meals a day in a jam.

IOW I can endure long enough to teach my son to endure.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:38 AM (LRFds)

358 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, November 13, 2012. On this day in 1942 the draft age was lowered from 21 to 18. The draft was ended in 1973 so millions of young Southerners now miss out on the joys of standing lin long lines at the infamous Green Barn in Atlanta.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:38 AM (YdQQY)

359 wont there be a new post up soon? dont waste your links!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:38 AM (IMxlS)

360 This is why we still have vote fraud. As I said many many times, the people who are supposed to stop it are part of the problem.

Pennsylvania election officials say they are not planning to investigate the extraordinary turnout and vote totals that President Obama garnered from parts of Philadelphia last Tuesday.

"In a presidential election year, there are times where you get extremely high turnout," said Ron Ruman, press secretary for Pennsylvania's Department of State, in a telephone interview with Fox News. "We would investigate if we thought there was something shady going on. But at this point, we have no reason to think that."

Vote totals > 100% are not suspicious (for a black Democrat in a black neighborhood).

http://is.gd/UqTzHn

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:38 AM (YdQQY)

361 Victoria Secret babe forced to apologize for wearing a headdress. We are truly insane now.

http://is.gd/ZI1Vig

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:39 AM (YdQQY)

362 >>These two not-very-attractive chuckleheads just got a couple thousand soldiers killed. Allegedly What am I missing? How did these guys get people killed?

Posted by: Y-not has scanned the comments at November 13, 2012 03:39 AM (5H6zj)

363 Obama to name horse face Kerry as Defense Secretary? Yes elections have consequences.

http://is.gd/6Ajwz1

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:39 AM (YdQQY)

364 TX has reached the required 25K signatures for secession.

http://is.gd/7Tj9bm

Petitions to secede are now coming from 47 States. The balkanization of the US is approaching. I have been expecting this.

http://is.gd/V1Q7eN

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:39 AM (YdQQY)

365 358 Vic,

Imagine what life will be like without our putting up rows of crosses for people we don't understand?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:39 AM (LRFds)

366 I mean seriously how many god damned co-bloggers are there?

10?

Someone should be given the job of throwing up a 7am EST morning thread.

We can create rocket propelled sky cranes but a prompt morning thread eludes us.!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 03:40 AM (06lNq)

367 ohoh

Mark Levin tells Karl Robe to Â“get the hell off the stageÂ”.

http://is.gd/XCleMT

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:40 AM (YdQQY)

368

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 03:40 AM (06lNq)

369 364 Vic,

Elections have consequences democrats, and I relish every one of 'em.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:40 AM (LRFds)

370 IÂ’m not sure what the issue is here for this hipster bragging about roasted rabbit.

http://is.gd/MkWmw4

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:40 AM (YdQQY)

371 Donating millions to Presidential campaigns gets you prime access to the President. In days of yore this was called bribery and people who did it went to jail.

http://is.gd/rcP4mG

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (YdQQY)

372 Amb Stevens was a loyal follower and Barky doesn't care about him at all...imagine how much barky cares for us on the right who serve him in the military community. Fits right in with his personality profile. By comparison, Nixon was a bubbly, hugging-machine oozing warmth and charm.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (OCcJb)

373 This is what we have teaching college students at Montclair. BTW, this is a taxpayer supported public college.

http://is.gd/w4albA

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (YdQQY)

374 Obama holds the record for four largest deficits in U.S. History. Even larger than any of the World Wars.

http://is.gd/8LYdvD

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (YdQQY)

375 Kerry for Defense? Well, I guess we need somebody there, who at least once in his life accused our troops of committing war-crimes.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:41 AM (IMxlS)

376 Communist teachers flock to Northwestern School of Journalism to celebrate the wedding of their union and the communists.

http://is.gd/Embbuq

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:42 AM (YdQQY)

377 TV ratings are dropping faster than ClintonÂ’s pants. Executives blame media. Yeah bozos, the worthless content has nothing to do with it.

http://is.gd/fPVhCA

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:42 AM (YdQQY)

378 72% of job creation under Obama occurred in right to work States. Yeah Obama, keep meeting with those union thugs.

http://is.gd/hi4FFF

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:42 AM (YdQQY)

379 Byron York on missing Republican voters in OH.

http://is.gd/C1vnPq

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:42 AM (YdQQY)

380 VDH speaks on the fallacy of wooing Hispanic voters. He says pretty much the same thing as most of us here said.

http://is.gd/F4kRMY

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:43 AM (YdQQY)

381 361 -

Remember when they used to scalp you and/or kill all the soldiers you sent their way?

Now they send strongly worded letters.

Native Americans..... the irony is that if your sports team is named for them now, that just labels you as wusses.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 03:43 AM (BeSEI)

382 1 week ago they all would have been claimed by the GOP

Posted by: occam at November 13, 2012 03:43 AM (G8kDt)

383 LOL, Thomas Sowell: Romney joins a long list of Republican moderate Â“niceÂ” losers. Folks we MUST change the primary schedule and rules.

http://is.gd/8JmWma

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:43 AM (YdQQY)

384 Kindle Daily

Deal: Lit

Mary Karr's best-selling debut memoir, The Liars' Club, brought to vivid, indelible life her hardscrabble Texas childhood, and her follow-up, Cherry, told of her adolescence. With Lit, Karr uses her relentlessly honesty, lacerating humor, and literary style to tell the story of her descent into alcoholism and her astonishing resurrection.

And thatÂ’s it for Tuesday

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:43 AM (YdQQY)

385 375 Elize Nayden,

Yup....last night after I got that hour and a half I understood.

I dreamt I was kissing a beautiful corpse begging her to be alive b/c I needed her help.

It was Lady Liberty with a sword from the WW1 recruiting posters...

I feel better all the sudden realizing I may need to help train her granddaughter instead of relying on her to rise like King Arthur in Anglia's hours of need.

I aim to get to work.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:44 AM (LRFds)

386 I'm sure this has been pointed out, but that 20-30,000 pages of email is highly misleading. Yesterday at work I printed out 15 emails back and forth between 4 people and it was around 100 pages long due to how Outlook formats the thread and because everyone has signatures with boilerplate disclaimers that take up 1/3 of a printed page. If you c and p and actual email text, it's maybe 3 pages long.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2012 07:35 AM

A one-word email requires one page to print out. That's how email rolls. Reply to a communication with "okay" or "LOL" or "talk later" and you have created a page.

As a writer -- or, thanks in large part to the Choom Boy regime, a writer who is, as actors used to say in their Variety ads, "at liberty" -- who has spent 26 years swilling out verbiage for the masses (or the half-masses), I doubt that printing out every article I wrote would add up to much over 5000 pages. And some of them would, of course, be partial pages.

Some of this morning's new trolls could crank out 30K pages in a day, I think. If you edited them down to actual, you know, thoughts I doubt you'd need five pages to print 'em out.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 03:44 AM (yKUrR)

387 Mark Levin tells Karl Robe to Â“get the hell off the stageÂ”.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 07:40 AM (YdQQY)

Karl once knew how to treat the enemy. Remember what he did to McCain in 2000 or Kerry in 2004? In this campaign he was as toothless as the rest of 'em. What happened to him?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:44 AM (IMxlS)

388 72% of job creation under Obama occurred in right to work States. There's a lesson there for....oh fuck it...why bother. We know the deal.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:45 AM (OCcJb)

389 379 Vic,

I said yesterday after I got sleep that Ohio chose Vic.

Those voters knew what they were doing in not voting, they knew they were letting Cleveland cast our EVs. They deserve everything they're gonna get.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:46 AM (LRFds)

390 Karl once knew how to treat the enemy. Remember what he did to McCain in 2000 orKerry in 2004? In this campaign he was as toothless as the rest of 'em. What happened to him? Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 07:44 AM (IMxlS) I don't think he was in a position to play those games.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:47 AM (OCcJb)

391 the only thing missing is a fake suicide ...and Gloria Allredbabboonass

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 03:47 AM (yeA4E)

392 388 98ZJUSMC,

The lesson is God willing the red will outgrow the blue when unfettered.

Unfettering may require some reassembly on our part.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:47 AM (LRFds)

393 I am going to keep posting this and updating it as I gather new info and data.

The GOP establishment as one of its first acts of capitulation looks to want to sign on to another general amnesty for Mexicans illegals and others.

This as I will show will have the exact opposite effect that many in the GOP establishment think they will attain with this policy.

If the GOP establishment wants to argue that it is good humanitarian policy
I could accept that, I would reject it, but I could accept that line of reasoning.

The GOP establishment surely must have access to the information I present it runs counter to the arguments put forward by the GOP establishment and the "conservative" intelligentsia that if we just amnesty millions of Mexican illegals and others the GOP will get the credit and the lions share of the votes that result from Mexican illegals and others being amnestied.

Here is all you need to know about how doing another round of amnesty will go.

Many of you are probably unaware, but the GOP used to own California.

Richard Nixon, yes that Richard Nixon, was a congressman and Senator
and Reagan was Governor from '67 to '75.

Do you think men such as these will ever be elected in California ever again.

Surely not!

A Brief History of the Presidential Voting History for California with a little background

1965 - Immigration and Nationality Act Passes

Ted Kennedy: "First, our cities will not be flooded with a million
immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same... Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset....

Contrary to the charges in some quarters, the bill will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most
populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia....

In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed
measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think."

THIS AS WE KNOW WAS A LIE

1968 - GOP
1972 - GOP.
1976 - GOP.
1980 - GOP.
1984 - GOP.

1986 - Simpson/Mazzoli Amnesty Act Passes. Largest general amnesty for illegal immigrants due to our cities being flooded by the '65 act.

1988 - GOP.
1992 - DEM.
1996 - DEM.

1996 - Illegal Immigration Reform and Responsibility act - Smoke and mirrors that was neither reform nor responsible.
It's main function was to water down sponsership requirements putting chain migration on steroids.

2000 - DEM.
2004 - DEM.

2008 - The political class tries to do another round of amnesty but is rebuffed by public outcry

2008 - DEM.
2012 - DEM.

California is now entirely Democrat and will never vote for another GOP President again, it's legislature has a super, super majority of Democrats because of massive unchecked illegal immigration from Mexico to that state.

Here is an article from the PEW center on hispanic voting patterns.

http://tinyurl.com/6uuc4

No Democrat has received less than 56% of the hispanic vote.

Two years after signing the largest general amnesty for Hispanics, the GOP nominee garnered 30% of the hispanic vote.

John "Mr Amnesty" McCain received 31% of the hispanic vote.

George W. Bush did the best with 40% of the hispanic vote.

On average Democrats get 65% of the hispanic vote.

The GOP will be committing suicide if it does another round of amnesty

Now if the GOP wishes to commit suicide they should state that is their plan.

This would allow conservatives the time to build a new party, because suicide is what they will be achieving with the policy.

Now what we should do is confront our politicians and the members of the "conservative" intelligentsia with these irrefutable facts and demand what the real reason is that they pursue these ruinous policies.

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 03:47 AM (06lNq)

394 When contacted and asked if he would serve the country again and lead the investigation into this scandal. Judge Starr declined to comment.

Posted by: Ringo at November 13, 2012 03:47 AM (O5ard)

395 >just got a couple thousand soldiers killed. Allegedly.<

Respectfully;
Irrespective of their obvious flaws, inexcusable behavior and violations of the UCMJ you are an asshole for writing that caption and running with it.

I am slightly confused how that is even remotely true, plausible or humorous.

Posted by: marcus at November 13, 2012 03:48 AM (GGCsk)

396 As enormous as this story is, it would not have changed the election; nobody who would consider Obama fit for office would have cared.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 03:48 AM (I2LwF)

397 Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 13, 2012 07:26 AM (S1KyK)

Hah. Someone finally noticed my soon to be trademarked 'BonerGate'.

Just the name will draw many eyeballs to this scandal. Can't have a good scandal without naming it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 03:49 AM (ccXZP)

398 I don't think he was in a position to play those games.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 07:47 AM (OCcJb)

Why not? He was in charge of one of the best funded, fattest pacs out there.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:49 AM (IMxlS)

399 386 MrScribbler,

Duly noted, *runs and hides*.

Anyone else up for trying to start a metal scrap smelting company in the south somewhere say Louisiana or Texas?

That's where i'm heading and it is what we need to do.

Minimum wage and taxes are sorta voluntary if order breaks down.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:49 AM (LRFds)

400 I heard that these two dipsticks had the zippers on their flies replaced with velcro so they could open them quicker.

Posted by: rplat at November 13, 2012 03:49 AM (ew94K)

401 Some of this morning's new trolls could crank out 30K pages in a day, I think. If you edited them down to actual, you know, thoughts I doubt you'd need five pages to print 'em out. Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 07:44 AM (yKUrR) Yeah, that was like 13 year olds hanging out in front of a 7-11 at 3:30AM. WTF....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:50 AM (OCcJb)

402 396 Truman North,

Yup, welcome to where I finally landed when i had my fatigue poisons uncloud my judgement.

You'll figure out what comes next TN you're a smart guy and I am still addle brained.

The mexican lifestyle can protect us from the evil.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:51 AM (LRFds)

403 "Operation Mentor"

Posted by: Ringo at November 13, 2012 03:51 AM (O5ard)

404 WOW, cob loggers truly are asleep. News links been up for a while now and still no new thread.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 03:51 AM (YdQQY)

405 Minimum wage and taxes are sorta voluntary if order breaks down. Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:49 AM (LRFds) I'm learning how to spice up gruel.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 03:51 AM (3Y7RV)

406 398 I don't think he was in a position to play those games. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 07:47 AM (OCcJb) Why not? He was in charge of one of the best funded, fattest pacs out there. Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 07:49 AM (IMxlS) Just my opinion, but I don't think the Romney campaign wanted anything to do with him.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:51 AM (OCcJb)

407 Just my opinion, but I don't think the Romney campaign wanted anything to do with him. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 07:51 AM (OCcJb) I wonder if Romney knew about this?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 03:52 AM (3Y7RV)

408 Just my opinion, but I don't think the Romney campaign wanted anything to do with him.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 07:51 AM (OCcJb)

all the more reason to do his own thing and not limit himself to the civility crap of willards campaign.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:53 AM (IMxlS)

409 "House wives of CENCOM"

Posted by: Ringo at November 13, 2012 03:53 AM (O5ard)

410 409 Centcom,

I am dying to know what's in Jill kelly's cookbook considering she fucked half of Centcoms' Staff Officers it must taste good.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:54 AM (LRFds)

411 405 Minimum wage and taxes are sorta voluntary if order breaks down. Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:49 AM (LRFds) I'm learning how to spice up gruel. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 07:51 AM (3Y7RV) 500 uses for bread rinds. Ramen Noodle portion Calculator.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:55 AM (OCcJb)

412 York's article is right on the money, but people don't want to hear it.

We were convinced everyone in the country knew the Scoamf was a scoamf, and we believed Romney sold himself well enough.

Just not true. Too many people thought he was a non-entity, ironically enough, because that is in fact what we elected 4 years ago, and reelected last week.

So it's possible Romney suffered from too many people saying "whoa, I'm not voting for a guy who I don't really know, I did that 4 years ago and look what happened!"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 03:56 AM (BeSEI)

413 Ok Vic. Stop the kindle thing! You are getting that crap all over my lawn!

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at November 13, 2012 03:57 AM (HNn1q)

414 This is all a set up. It is designed to erode Americans confidence in the military. As more information comes out as to how the Democrats stole the election, how apparent it is that a coup has taken place, it will be less likely that someone in the military will step up to challenge them on the issue.

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist at November 13, 2012 03:57 AM (vYB+W)

415 http://youtu.be/ItfDqLV-f9I

Paul Ryan on "we were shocked we lost..."

hey Congressman Ryan you may need to realign your goals...

if the day comes you'll be welcome in my camp.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:57 AM (LRFds)

416 If y'all are not reading richard fernandez on a regular basis you should be. 20,000 to 30,000 pages of email? bs indeed. how many admirals and generals are out in the last several months? http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2012/11/12/the-eight-shames-and-seven-dwarfs/#more-25659 her we go, through the looking glass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2012 03:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

417 So it's possible Romney suffered from too many people saying "whoa, I'm not voting for a guy who I don't really know, I did that 4 years ago and look what happened!"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 07:56 AM (BeSEI)

You know, I wanna meet these people. And punch them.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 03:58 AM (IMxlS)

418 414 Conspiracy Theorist,

What's coming won;t need the military, and the military are humans with home states and if needed will be where they belong.

She's a beautiful corpse, but it is time to move on.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 03:58 AM (LRFds)

419 396 As enormous as this story is, it would not have changed the election; nobody who would consider Obama fit for office would have cared. True. O could be videotaped raping then murdering a train full of babies, and it would make no difference to them. In all the post-election navel-gazing, very few have picked up on the cult mentality he enjoys.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 13, 2012 03:59 AM (hyP1j)

420 We were convinced everyone in the country knew the Scoamf was a scoamf, and we believed Romney sold himself well enough. Guilty, as charged. Denise Milani. Whack my pee-pee. http://tinyurl.com/b5cbb9z

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 03:59 AM (OCcJb)

421 Obama holds the record for four largest deficits in U.S. History. Even larger than any of the World Wars.

=======

Forward!

(Actual quote from a dumbass FB friend on the day after the country drove a fatal stake through the heart of America.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2012 03:59 AM (lTVJy)

422 I still say we need a survey of the Republicans that sat at home. The future of the Republican Party depends on it.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:00 AM (YdQQY)

423 419 FF,

Yup....Obama should produce a late night infomercial-How to steal a nation's wealth and resources with free phones and foodstamps.

I will not kiss the corpse again, time to build something new and protected.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:00 AM (LRFds)

424 I wonder if Romney knew about this? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 07:52 AM

A couple of "ifs" here: IF Romney had known about it, and IF he had wanted to put it out for the public to know, it could have been done. Granted, the MFM might have sat on it (as they did so much else) lest their Choom Boy be hurt, but you know damn well that Breitbart or some like site would have spread it big-time.

My suspicion is that Teh Mutt did NOT know. Should he ever open up about how this campaign played out, I believe we will find that Gary Johnson was kept more in the loop intelligence-wise by the regime than Romney.

Shit, even Crookus Maximus LBJ gave Goldwater intel briefings, and he hated and feared ol' Barry.

But the Traitor-in-Chief doesn't work that way. Anything that might have hurt his chances was shot down instantly and sent down the Memory Hole. That goes for those pesky votes cast for Romney that could have gotten in his way, BTW.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 04:01 AM (yKUrR)

425 I guess the first new post for today will be the Ken news dump.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:02 AM (YdQQY)

426 Excuse me, the Ben news dump

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:02 AM (YdQQY)

427 422 Vic,

Maybe, I am pretty sure if I get sleep for five more days at the sixth day I am going to decide to focus on state and local politics in Louisiana where I have lived 1/8th my life but feel we can survive the implosion.

We all need to stay in touch as long as we can and decide how far down we're willing to go in our own standards of living to protect one another if it starts burning too hot.

If I had the 10 acres I wanted and you bat signaled me, I'd come get you morons.

I need to get to work making a rally position.

I want us to be the ones standing in the end.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:03 AM (LRFds)

428 True. O could be videotaped raping then murdering a train full of babies, and it would make no difference to them. In all the post-election navel-gazing, very few have picked up on the cult mentality he enjoys.

-------

Eh. The media cultivated the cult mentality. Again, I blame them 100% for shaping the narrative around this abysmal man. Far too many people believe what they hear, and when they hear nothing but rainbows, puppies and how we're so lucky to have such a caring man....the lemmings will follow. I blame the media first and foremost.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2012 04:04 AM (lTVJy)

429 My youngest brother used to live in LA. His wife hated it and so he had to give up a good job with a major outfit and move.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:04 AM (YdQQY)

430 424 Mr Scribbler,

It is not a law it is a tradition Scrib.

Barry ain't big on traditions.

I'll bet he hid our drone getting nailed from Romney.

Time to quit kissing the corspe, she can't protect us and we need to accept the reality that we protected her as it was anyway.

Get/make work and prepare to endure.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:05 AM (LRFds)

431 20,000 to 30,000 pages of email? At 10 emails a day, it would take 8.2 years to crank out that many.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:05 AM (OCcJb)

432 We must endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Lone Wadie at November 13, 2012 04:06 AM (YdQQY)

433 since we as a Party don't give away free stuff, we will never ever win the Presidency again.

focus on your state elections now

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 13, 2012 04:06 AM (HNwOT)

434 On the brighter side (OTBS), Samwise/Random got the banhammer last night.

DAve was predictably upset.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 04:07 AM (ccXZP)

435 20,000 to 30,000 pages of email? I'm thinkin someone added a 0 for effect.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:07 AM (3Y7RV)

436 On the brighter side (OTBS), Samwise/Random got the banhammer last night.

DAve was predictably upset.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 08:07 AM (ccXZP)

LOL, who banned him? Next up Hector?

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:07 AM (YdQQY)

437 Stay with me on this: If you contributed to the Romney campaign, your money went right down the shitter. That is no reflection on you or Romney. Spend a little time with some of these liberal moochers. They have no money yet they live on their smart phones and can somehow swing an $80 plan. If 50 million people each put in $100 and we took over the company that holds the bulk of these data contracts, tripled the price and raised the cost of early termination to $1000, we would either 1. Make huge money 2. Fuck these air heads for a while 3. Have a chance in future elections Or not.

Posted by: Kindle Opus Anarcus at November 13, 2012 04:09 AM (LzKR9)

438 435 20,000 to 30,000 pages of email? I'm thinkin someone added a 0 for effect. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 08:07 AM (3Y7RV) At 10 emails a day, it would take 8.2 years to crank out that many. Or, about 30 minutes by the Obinga Junta.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:09 AM (OCcJb)

439 >> LOL, who banned him? Next up Hector?

Maet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 04:09 AM (ccXZP)

440 I still say we need a survey of the Republicans that sat at home. The future of the Republican Party depends on it. I don't think they stayed at home. I think their votes went to Obama. We are through the looking glass.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 04:09 AM (ogdab)

441 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 04:10 AM (8y9MW)

442 Maet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 08:09 AM (ccXZP)

Good for him.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:10 AM (YdQQY)

443 429 Vic,

It ain't for everyone I hate the weather, the geography, and isolation.

I love the people, their durability, and the economy such as it is.

We'll be okay we just have to learn to not want so much and to have good honest growth and we'll be better than okay.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:11 AM (LRFds)

444 LOL, who banned him? Next up Hector? Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY) Awww...but you guys had a lot of fun with the Slavic Hispanic. Very popcorn worthy.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:12 AM (OCcJb)

445 no one who receives any sort of govt assistance voted for Romney.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 13, 2012 04:12 AM (HNwOT)

446 You know who we should appoint to straighten all this out?

John F'ing Kerry,

that's who

http://tinyurl.com/cptucu3

Posted by: franksalterego at November 13, 2012 04:12 AM (9XykO)

447 also, i know several other people like us who have stopped reading the news in the a.m. & have said "f*ck it". these people aren't coming out in any big way for a candidate again.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 13, 2012 04:14 AM (HNwOT)

448 I don't think they stayed at home. I think their votes went to Obama. We are through the looking glass. Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 08:09 AM (ogdab) Maybe. I just can't fathom that, at all. Then again, I'd rather... Never mind. Don't want the FBI packing my computer up.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:14 AM (OCcJb)

449 20,000 to 30,000 pages--how the hell does that even happen?

Remember that "pages" means "printed pages" and a single, one or two line email can (depending on the email client) print out in two pages. And not all of the "pages of emails" will actually be germane to the investigation. Some of them, even between the *ahem* involved parties will be strictly legitimate emails.

One of the things I ran into doing that review of the Benghazi documents was that there would be pages and pages of "supporting" material, or reports that didn't actually have any baring on the 9/11 attack.

The same sort of thing will be true here.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 04:14 AM (8y9MW)

450 NAAAATIVISTS!!11!1eleventy!111

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 04:15 AM (IMxlS)

451 445 Kelley in Virginia,

maybe I don't go that far, but I think too many sat out for the moral amongst them to offset the barbarians at the gate.

I am deadly serious BTW I plan to set up a small business if/when able doing whatever I can.

If the bottom falls out where you are perhaps we need to try to have vans ready to help folk who can shed their ties move south to try again.

I need to go get my cyst looked at.

Good luck y'all it is oddly calming to accept that they seceded from us in either '68 or '01......

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:16 AM (LRFds)

452 20,000 to 30,000 pages??? Over three years??

That's 30,000/(3 x 365) = about 27 pages per day.

Did he email her the Encylopedia Sextannica???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 13, 2012 04:16 AM (wtvvX)

453
Samwise/Random got the banhammer last night

Speaking of 20,000 pages......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 04:16 AM (kdS6q)

454 Kabuki rules of engagement

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 13, 2012 04:16 AM (BAnPT)

455 LOL, who banned him? Next up Hector? Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY) Oh Man, that reminds me. There is an awesome Mexican Restaurant in Milwaukee called Hectors. I miss that place.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:17 AM (3Y7RV)

456 I wondered why she was a *party planner* without pay....I guess she got some kind of compensation. These next four years are going to be In-Sane.....I need to mount my head on a swivel

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 04:18 AM (JWLqy)

457 447 also, i know several other people like us who have stopped reading the news in the a.m. have said "f*ck it". these people aren't coming out in any big way for a candidate again. Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 13, 2012 08:14 AM (HNwOT) Don't blame them in the slightest. The next one has to be something else. What exactly, I have no idea.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:18 AM (OCcJb)

458 454 Kabuki rules of engagement Posted by: panzernashorn at November 13, 2012 08:16 AM (BAnPT) Heh..... I miss Japan.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:19 AM (OCcJb)

459 This isn't makers over takers anymore, it's the reign of retards.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 13, 2012 04:20 AM (x8wJs)

460 I miss Japan.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 08:19 AM (OCcJb)

I miss Olongapo City.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:20 AM (YdQQY)

461 I wondered why she was a *party planner* without pay....I guess she got some kind of compensation. Bing her name. You will see exactly what she's good at. I think she was doin a little prostitutin on the side, and stomache and back and knees....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:20 AM (3Y7RV)

462

154 Wow, do you think I can get a job with the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

---

Per executive order 627-1294 the Joint Chiefs of Staff shall henceforth be designated the Choom Chiefs of Staff.

Posted by: White House at November 13, 2012 04:21 AM (SO2Q8)

463 Just got notice that my healthcare premiums are jumping up yet again, while also increasing my copay and decreasing my benefits. Thanks Obamacare! Thanks voters who didn't give enough of a shit to put people in power who may have considered repeal!

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at November 13, 2012 04:22 AM (9bZEV)

464 I tried to Bing her name and all I got was a blond woman doing amazing things with a wienie.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:22 AM (YdQQY)

465 466 I tried to Bing her name and all I got was a blond woman doing amazing things with a wienie. Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:22 AM (YdQQY) That's her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (3Y7RV)

466 I miss Olongapo City. Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:20 AM (YdQQY) I don't remember much about Olongopo. Way. too. drunk.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (OCcJb)

467 402 396 Truman North, Yup, welcome to where I finally landed when i had my fatigue poisons uncloud my judgement. You'll figure out what comes next TN you're a smart guy and I am still addle brained. The mexican lifestyle can protect us from the evil. The answer is vulture socialism. As I have been saying for the last few days: 1) Start a nonprofit; preferably one that ostensibly looks like a liberal feel-good joint. I'm going to make one that looks like an environmental learning group. 2) get yourself some sweet grant money. Pay yourself more than you could make in the dreaded private sector. 3) use some of that money to fund yourself some infrastructure to turn some red seats blue.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (I2LwF)

468

I miss Olongapo City

Heh. I just got back from Cebu City last week, vic.....sigh.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 13, 2012 04:23 AM (dNmQK)

469 Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

Posted by: John Winger at November 13, 2012 04:24 AM (SO2Q8)

470 To bad they weren't having ghey buttsecks like me, then the media would be calling this a witch hunt.

Posted by: Bradley Mannig at November 13, 2012 04:24 AM (BHM5V)

471 Olongapo City was the best liberty port in the world back in the early 70s.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:24 AM (YdQQY)

472 474 Olongapo City was the best liberty port in the world back in the early 70s. Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:24 AM (YdQQY) Wasn't bad in the eighties either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:25 AM (3Y7RV)

473 I miss Olongapo City.
Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:20 AM

I've always wondered, and you're the guy who can tell us first-hand, Vic: What was it like serving under Admiral Dewey?

You guys really gave those eeeeeevil Spaniards a good thrashing, I must say.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 04:25 AM (yKUrR)

474 Oh great....this Kelly woman has an identical twin....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 04:26 AM (JWLqy)

475 11 Have these guys never seen Strangelove? --- I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!"

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at November 13, 2012 04:26 AM (e0xKF)

476 I've always wondered, and you're the guy who can tell us first-hand, Vic: What was it like serving under Admiral Dewey? John Paul Jones? FIFY Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2012 08:27 AM (OWjjx) Well, least you didn't ask him if he was on the Nina, Pinta or Santa Maria.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:28 AM (3Y7RV)

477 Random was a cocksucking leftist prick. Say anything not nice about his core marxist beliefs, and the shitweasel would blow his concern troll/moby cover because the bitch couldn't let it slide. I suspect he even went so far as to bring some of his fellow grad students into threads to use as foils. Fucker went into overdrive when his candidate won last week, and he lost control of his enthusiasm.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 04:28 AM (ogdab)

478 Er... Blue seats red

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 04:28 AM (I2LwF)

479 476 I miss Olongapo City. Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 08:20 AM I've always wondered, and you're the guy who can tell us first-hand, Vic: What was it like serving under Admiral Dewey? You guys really gave those eeeeeevil Spaniards a good thrashing, I must say. Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 08:25 AM (yKUrR) *ooof*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:28 AM (OCcJb)

480 John Paul Jones...hell of a bassist.

Posted by: Jimmy Page at November 13, 2012 04:29 AM (GzeTB)

481 Actually I served with Demosthenes' fleet at the battle of Pylos.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:29 AM (YdQQY)

482 Not!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 13, 2012 04:30 AM (S1KyK)

483 Fucker went into overdrive when his candidate won last week, and he lost control of his enthusiasm. Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 08:28 AM (ogdab) Premature beatification.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:30 AM (OCcJb)

484

I've always wondered, and you're the guy who can tell us first-hand, Vic: What was it like serving under Admiral Dewey?

My great-grandpappy spit a chaw in Dewey's face once.

Aer we gtting a THC thread? If not, I'll dump my daily story here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2012 04:30 AM (zF6Iw)

485 I already did the news dump, may as well do the Hollywood gossip dump.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 04:31 AM (YdQQY)

486
Oh great....this Kelly woman has an identical twin....

Posted by: kawfytawk

"Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this could ever happen to me..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 04:32 AM (kdS6q)

487 I was an apprentice seaman aboard the HMS Greasy Bastard traveling through the Suez on our way to Cape Horn.... AND WHERE'S THE MORNING THREAD AND SHIT?! DAY 7 1,453 to go (leap years notwithstanding)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:32 AM (XkWWK)

488 But what's remarkable is how free of scandal this Administration has been. It's like the country is finally being run by grown ups. /MSM

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:33 AM (bS6uW)

489 Remember when the media declared the Obama administration as being surprisingly scandal-free? I guess they've dropped the bullshit now that he's re-elected... and that they can hang some military guys out to dry.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 04:33 AM (e0xKF)

490 Ahh okay, thats what they mean by "more bang for the buck"!!!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 04:33 AM (IMxlS)

491 490 Oh great....this Kelly woman has an identical twin.... Posted by: kawfytawk "Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this could ever happen to me..." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 08:32 AM (kdS6q) Allright, where's my spare keyboard....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:33 AM (OCcJb)

492 I guess they've dropped the bullshit now that he's re-elected... and that they can hang some military guys out to dry. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 08:33 AM (e0xKF) Remember: Military = Republican. Or as this squeaky clean administration would say, "Bitch set me up!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:34 AM (XkWWK)

493 Interesting, the fallout from this may make it tough to promote senior leaders with less of a commitment to a solid family life, eg Democrats. Anything to slow down four more year of infiltration.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2012 04:35 AM (v9wwx)

494 I am guessing every email is counted as a page. They print out a copy of the email as evidence and that is a page.

Some moron here probably post 20,000 times a year so the thought that over several years there were 20,000 emails. For that matter they make be counting each entry as a page. Kelly email Allen, one page, Allen replies one page. One email might add up to 50 pages.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:35 AM (wR+pz)

495 Oh great....this Kelly woman has an identical twin.... Posted by: kawfytawk "Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this could ever happen to me..." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 08:32 AM (kdS6q) Heh...this could get VERY interesting.

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 04:36 AM (JWLqy)

496 I mucked out the toilets on the SS Gourmet... I was the head chef on he SS Diarrhea!

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 04:36 AM (I2LwF)

497 What is it about John Kerry's face that makes me think it's missing something? Could it be the cashew shape?

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2012 04:36 AM (/ZZCn)

498 26 The Kelly chick is a fucking 4-star idiot!

Who the hell kicks off an investigation into a scandal that might reveal their own dark deeds?

A ho bag from NJ. Any other questions? Yes I would do her.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:36 AM (wR+pz)

499 497 Interesting, the fallout from this may make it tough to promote senior leaders with less of a commitment to a solid family life, eg Democrats. Anything to slow down four more year of infiltration. Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2012 08:35 AM (v9wwx) You would think. However, I'm expecting THE FIRST GAY (insert title here).

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (3Y7RV)

500

I think it is Obama & Jarrett leaking this stuff to their best friends in the media. It's too bad that this didn't come out as the October surprise.

Is TFG so afraid of what The General might testify about Benghazi even worse than we think it might be? Congress has to appoint a special prosecutor to find truth about 9/11/2012. Is the guy who ruined Scooter Libby's life still available? I'd like to see him ruin TFG's life and presidency.

Posted by: CarolT at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (z4WKX)

501 Or as this squeaky clean administration would say, "Bitch set me up!" --- They could probably catch Barry in a country club switch-hitting between Reggie Love and a crack pipe and they would still pretend that nothing happened.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (e0xKF)

502 Bad enough they hijacked the schools, media and culture. They hijacked the highest echelons of the DoD. I guess the "Seven Days in May" option is out. Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (XkWWK)

503 496 I guess they've dropped the bullshit now that he's re-elected... and that they can hang some military guys out to dry. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 08:33 AM (e0xKF) Remember: Military = Republican. Or as this squeaky clean administration would say, "Bitch set me up!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:34 AM (XkWWK) New hot MSM rumor: Generals and Admirals fired for betting on the Preakness. [But, it's November...[/i] {i]shut-uuuup!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:37 AM (OCcJb)

504 However, I'm expecting THE FIRST GAY (insert title here). --- Not FBI director, unless they want to drop old stories as just rumors and smear campaigns.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at November 13, 2012 04:38 AM (e0xKF)

505 At least the media will cover this fiasco with a series of hard-hitting exposees challenging the President's leadership in such crucial matters. Here's one in this morning's USA Today, for example, entitled Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Survived Sandy: http://tinyurl.com/a8qxvyy Wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:38 AM (bS6uW)

506 503 I'm expecting THE FIRST GAY (insert title here). Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 08:37 AM (3Y7RV) ...FIVE STAR GENERAL. If there is a G-d in Heaven, please reanimate Black Jack Pershing and Omar Bradley to personally beat the shit out of SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:38 AM (XkWWK)

507 44 Good gosh. How do you destroy a military organisation? Well cutting funding helps. But showing that the commanders are too busy having affairs and boffing the slags the lead is also a good way. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) BINGO! This was foretold by Glenn Beck. How does the administration tear down the one organization admired and respected (via polling) by the Nation? Ruin everyones' rep. Why? To defund of course.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 04:39 AM (A98Xu)

508 old sailor that would be covered by don't ask don't tell

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 13, 2012 04:39 AM (Ho2rs)

509 At least the military is now less racist, less homophobic, less sexist ....

Posted by: B. Clinton at November 13, 2012 04:40 AM (bS6uW)

510

OK, Â‘rons and Â‘ronettes, here we go.

Yesterday I mentioned the old Villa Capri restaurant in Hollywood. If the name seems familiar to you at all, then thatÂ’s because at some point youÂ’ve come across the story of the Wrong Door Raid:

The love affair between Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio, though soaked in nostalgic sentiment, was, beyond both enjoying a healthy sex life, not particularly romantic. DiMaggio, like many Italian males, was insanely jealous of Monroe, and her sexy off- and on-screen persona only made things worse.*

One night, shortly after their divorce, DiMaggio, Frank Sinatra, Hank Sanicola (FrankÂ’s manager) and a few other of the paisanos were gathered at a table at the Villa. DiMaggio was in a foul mood, convinced that Marilyn was in a nearby apartment shtupping another man. He wanted to break in on the two and beat the man senseless. Sinatra, usually no stranger to violence, kept trying to talk him out of it, but DiMaggio only got angrier and angrier as he stewed over the image of Marilyn, her magnificent body spread-eagled on a bed, being screwed by some nobody.

Finally, DiMaggio got up. Sinatra went with him. They went to the apartment house and kicked in a door. . .behind which was an elderly spinster in bed. Alone. Naturally, the police were called and the whole episode ended up in court, where the Â“Wrong Door RaidÂ” cost both Sinatra and DiMaggio heavily in settling things amicably.

As it turned out, DiMaggio was right. Marilyn was in bed with another man, and it was only through sheer luck (or booze) that he didnÂ’t catch her. Â“Joe is such a gentleman,Â” she said, when she learned of the events of the night. Â“Who else but a gentleman would kick in the wrong door?Â”

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

*Columnist James Bacon, who I also mentioned yesterday, said of Monroe, Â“She lost all her insecurities when she was flaunting that magnificent body. She knew she excited men. . .I recall [after MM won an award] getting up from the table to give Marilyn a congratulatory kiss. She kissed back in such a way that I will always remember it as the night I saved her being raped. I restrained myself. Marilyn was almost drugged when she was in this state. She became the greatest cock teaser I have ever known Â– and she loved every minute of it.Â”

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2012 04:40 AM (zF6Iw)

511 How does the administration tear down the one organization admired and respected (via polling) by the Nation? Ruin everyones' rep. Why? To defund of course. Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 08:39 AM (A98Xu) Isn't it time to trot out Obamas civillian force. You know the ones with the same power as the military?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:40 AM (3Y7RV)

512 If there is a G-d in Heaven, please reanimate Black Jack Pershing and Omar Bradley to personally beat the shit out of SCOAMF. --- I better be reincarnated as someone who will kick the shit out of this JEF.

Posted by: George S. Patton at November 13, 2012 04:41 AM (e0xKF)

513 Still no sign of morning thread?! Love to hang out and play with you kids, but I have to be an adult and go to work today. WIll check in at the office when I do my George Jetson and kick my feet up and lean back. (JETSON! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:41 AM (XkWWK)

514 BINGO! This was foretold by Glenn Beck. How does the administration tear down the one organization admired and respected (via polling) by the Nation? Ruin everyones' rep. Why? To defund of course. Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 08:39 AM (A98Xu) Seriously? Is there a linky?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:42 AM (OCcJb)

515 Don't worry this story has legs. Anytime the liberal MSM can embarrass the hated military they will.

Funny, they will investigate the military, but somehow the most transparent administration in the world will not be looked at.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:42 AM (wR+pz)

516 516 Posted by: George S. Patton at November 13, 2012 08:41 AM (e0xKF) Sorry, George. You have first dibs. And when you are finished, do on his head what you did in the Rhine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:42 AM (XkWWK)

517 I'm sure this has been pointed out, but that 20-30,000 pages of email is highly misleading.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2012 07:35 AM

Another thing that I am those who have worked in, with or against the government know bureaucrats always pump up the numbers in order to look really busy and to provide an excuse for not getting to whatever you need. They love being really busy doing nothing.

"No we couldn't tell the President yet because we hadn't finished reading 30,000 emails of which 29900 pages were blank."

Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 04:42 AM (hl8SI)

518 449
<20,000 to 30,000 pages--how the hell does that even happen?>

>pages and pages of "supporting" material, or reports that didn't actually have any baring <

Yes. Everything that was sent from the computers or typed at the keyboards in question, including revised fabrications to "make" the prosecution's case, even if only altering context.

WHY bother reading personal emails when the same government refuses to read legislation prior to the vote? Hell, the inaffordable mandated health care was only 2,000 pages. Now which topic "deserves" the entire nation's attention; which will affect our very lives the hardest? Really tough to go figure.

The point remains that Obama probably never wanted Petraeus around, and demands his head roll after the "video" campaign fiasco. Who's to say that it wasn't Axelrod forcing Petraeus to blame the video in the first place for more than it was ever "worth". According to Webster Tarpley, the Producers who owned the facilities used to make the video are connected to the Republican Neoconservative Bush allegiance. And being the vindictive and malicious man that Obama is, Petraeus' resignation was never going to make the grade. And for all we know, Obama didn't even want Petraeus' resignation; but would rather have him under the thumb screws to manipulate. Besides, with so many Americans in awe of the General's career accomplishments, how better to gut any sense of "patriotism" to Old Glory than to ruin the hero?

Cheating on spouses is between the husband and wife to settle.

If the men involved are to blame, SO ARE THE "OTHER" WOMEN to blame.

My only surprise is that the nation's "Leaders" making hay over Petraeus' sexual advances dare point the finger anywhere but at themselves as THEY ARE the lot of whoring bastards themselves.

Compromising national security is the only point worth debate. The only intelligence "compromised" was Obama's lack of integrity under fire. So right or wrong, make it all about Petraeus.

I'm not going to read every damned "affair" article since this tempest in the teapot is another major distraction to blind Americans from the worst measures happening behind the scenes. More trillions of dollars vanishing into the same 1% monopolist profits. More war propaganda pumping, the gullible people believing the lying media because of ALL sources available /the MSM is so very trustworthy/ and times are troubling. Direct the avenues for venting anger and frustration, and watch the puppets knee-jerk the can can chorus.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 13, 2012 04:42 AM (BAnPT)

519 514 Beijing Bill, Yeah stuff like that tells me this ain't random.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 04:43 AM (SyTJI)

520 Old. White. Male. Military. -Guilty, comrades!-
"Sincerely - Obama's America."
Let the show trials begin.
Time to appease the "revenge voters" - on to the Coliseum.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2012 04:43 AM (BoE3Z)

521 518 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 08:42 AM (OCcJb) You know, Glenn Beck is a grating individual, but I will say about 90% of what he predicted over the past 5 years either has or is on the verge of coming true. Not only are we fucked, it may be even more horrible than we can imagine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:44 AM (XkWWK)

522 Isn't it time to trot out Obamas civillian force. You know the ones with the same power as the military? --- You rang? Me and my boys are already this JEF's footsoldiers.

Posted by: Richard Trumka at November 13, 2012 04:44 AM (e0xKF)

523 Prediction: The Defense Department will be completely defunded and then turned into the Department of Peace, with Dennis Kucinich as the head. And all the small arms and vehicles will be rolled into the security force SCOAMF talked about in early '09.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:45 AM (XkWWK)

524 If the men involved are to blame, SO ARE THE "OTHER" WOMEN to blame. I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you there. I've had a few opportunities for extramarital fun. But when your married and you cheat it's all on you. My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:45 AM (3Y7RV)

525 Not only are we fucked, it may be even more horrible than we can imagine. --- Which is why a quick collapse may be better than a prolonged one. If shithead's fiscal policy sinks the nation quickly, there's a chance someone else can take the helm and fix things. If things persist, he'll tear things down so badly that it will be very hard, if not impossible, to change things.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 04:46 AM (e0xKF)

526 526 Posted by: Richard Trumka at November 13, 2012 08:44 AM (e0xKF) Missed you by that much! And don't forget the Bloods, Crips, MS-13 to beef up the ranks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 04:46 AM (XkWWK)

527 There's really only one sensible reaction to all this: replace the top brass with gays. They would never screw around on their wives and children like this.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:46 AM (bS6uW)

528 20 to 30,000

only a 33.3% margin of error there, someone can't count

Posted by: akak at November 13, 2012 04:47 AM (b4+D1)

529 My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money. --- That didn't work when I tried it.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at November 13, 2012 04:47 AM (e0xKF)

530 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:44 AM (XkWWK) Sure. He can be grating, but you're correct. He has been uncannily accurate. Being honest, many of us saw this shit coming, we just didn't put it on record.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:48 AM (OCcJb)

531 Time to hit the links!

Posted by: B. Obama at November 13, 2012 04:48 AM (bS6uW)

532 There's really only one sensible reaction to all this: replace the top brass with gays. They would never screw around on their wives and children like this. Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 08:46 AM (bS6uW) The "lead from behind" approach is much loved by this administration.....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (JWLqy)

533 Anyone else wondering whether Petraeus was blackmailed into *taking* the CIA job?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (ogdab)

534 I'm confuzzled. Did any of these CIA mistresses issue the Stand Down order in Benghazi? Why are we even supposed to care who is getting what action? This is a purge.

Posted by: votermom at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (sZEyX)

535 I am so stealing Love Pentagon[/] btw ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (bS6uW)

536 Sure they are equally to blame for the affair, but in terms of violating the public trust its on the men. The women werent in charge of our military.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (5H6zj)

537 Honestly, I thought I was being tactful because I didn't point out that I was the only cob to predict an Obama win. Heh. Heheheheheheheheheh. Posted by: Gabriel Malor That won't earn you any friends. Sheesh.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (A98Xu)

538 I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you there. I've had a few opportunities for extramarital fun. But when your married and you cheat it's all on you. My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money.

Well put. Our local paper had a woman comment saying the Gen wife is at fault she got fat and wasn't attractive, so the Gen had a right to screw around.

I kind you not, this is the logic of some people.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:49 AM (wR+pz)

539 And, they are still finding bodies after Sandy.

Posted by: beach at November 13, 2012 04:50 AM (LpQbZ)

540 This is a purge. --- Fucking pikers. THAT's not how you do a purge...

Posted by: Uncle Joe Stalin at November 13, 2012 04:50 AM (e0xKF)

541 stupid html

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:50 AM (bS6uW)

542 Can we cut the Barbara Striesand here and court martial this clown. What he did violated who knows how many sections of the UCMJ. I have had to revoke the security clearances and uphold NJP on sailors who did a whole lot less.

Posted by: VADM(Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at November 13, 2012 04:50 AM (p4U6S)

543 I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you there. I've had a few opportunities for extramarital fun. But when your married and you cheat it's all on you. My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money.

Ummm... no.

Well, yes, when you choose to have an affair, it's all on you. But that's the nice thing about blame, despite our attempts to divide it, it never does- it just multiplies.

The men deserve all the blame, yes. But so do the mistresses. Unless you're accusing the men of serially raping these women.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 04:50 AM (8y9MW)

544 If the men involved are to blame, SO ARE THE "OTHER" WOMEN to blame.

I know! Look at those whores, walking around with their hair showing, talking to men who aren't their family members. Men can't possibly help but be inflamed by uncontrollable lust when they encounter women like that...if only our society praticed purdah, amirite?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 13, 2012 04:51 AM (/kI1Q)

545 Yeah, Blacksheep, gays are known for their fidelity and monogamy. /s

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 04:51 AM (5H6zj)

546
Well put. Our local paper had a woman comment saying the Gen wife is at fault she got fat and wasn't attractive, so the Gen had a right to screw around.

Wait. I may have misinterpreted the comment I quoted.

Yes, the Generals and Mistresses deserve the blame. The wives do not.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 04:51 AM (8y9MW)

547 And, they are still finding bodies after Sandy. Not possible. Obama put on a bomber jacket and made out with Chris Christie on television to fix that ... it won him the election and everything.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (bS6uW)

548 Once these guys are removed, military funding and organization crippled... all loyal comrades will be promoted to new departments.

Then the door-to-door purges with a civilian security force just as powerful and well funded as the military can begin.

Posted by: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (TVtzh)

549 The men deserve all the blame, yes. But so do the mistresses.

For some value of "all" that means "less than all."

Math, how DOES it work.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (/kI1Q)

550 Well, what gives med soo much confidence in the future of the nation is our Media got right on this, after the election and six weeks after they knew about it.

We are so fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (wR+pz)

551 My feeling is that when a flag officer goes full stupid like this, he should be buried deeper than an Egyptian Pharaoh.

Posted by: VADM(Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (p4U6S)

552 543 And, they are still finding bodies after Sandy. --- They're going to be finding those for a while now, especially since they didn't declare an emergency early enough for people to evacuate. They were finding bodies for quite a while after one of the hurricanes hit Galveston, TX, a few years back. The big difference is that it wasn't readily reported, as Galveston Island was only accessable by a few roads and the authorities had tight control over them while there is no real way to control all the shoreline from Rhode Island to Virginia.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 04:52 AM (e0xKF)

553 Men can't possibly help but be inflamed by uncontrollable lust when they encounter women like that...if only our society praticed purdah, amirite?

Did they rape their mistresses? No? Then it was a mutual thing. Which means said mistresses are to blame, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 04:53 AM (8y9MW)

554 I'm confuzzled. Did any of these CIA mistresses issue the Stand Down order in Benghazi? Yep. Amazing how all the focus is on this instead of a consulate being overrun and 4 of our people killed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 13, 2012 04:53 AM (2rMmy)

555 Seriously? Is there a linky? Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 08:42 AM (OCcJb) richard fernandez is pointing out some interesting things. especially pay attention to the comments. http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2012/11/12/the-eight-shames-and-seven-dwarfs/#more-25659

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2012 04:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

556 The men deserve all the blame, yes. But so do the mistresses. Unless you're accusing the men of serially raping these women. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 08:50 AM (8y9MW) Sorry, respectfully disagree with you too. Between the spouse and the mistress only one of them took a vow. Using your logic the mistress must rape the spouse, it would be the only way she is to blame.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 04:53 AM (3Y7RV)

557 @550

No you didn't, my point was just another example of the stupid.

Hey, are you the guy with the blog? he he

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:53 AM (wR+pz)

558 Did they rape their mistresses? No? Then it was a mutual thing. Which means said mistresses are to blame, too. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 08:53 AM (8y9MW) A mistress does not give a shit.....A husband should

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 04:54 AM (JWLqy)

559 Look, after all this time, they still aren't covering Benghazi, but, they found Jill Kelley right away. So that's something.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 13, 2012 04:54 AM (/1U3u)

560 When you do the bad deed with someone other than your wife, do you wake up the next morning knowing that your life is over? Or do you really think it'll all work out?

Posted by: JAWilson at November 13, 2012 04:54 AM (ykzpN)

561 "What began as a pair of parallel stunts appears to have gathered steam. Other than Louisiana and Texas, states with secession-related petitions pending on the White House website now include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina and Tennessee." dailycaller.com this really is getting interesting... and, THIS is how bad the country has gotten in just 4 years. Obviously, it has been building up, but TFG won't be the one to heal, but only hunker down with division and hate. Imagine 80% or so of the states walking away from California and NY. Love it.

Posted by: beach at November 13, 2012 04:54 AM (LpQbZ)

562 Destroy the US Military Morale
deprive military personnel their vote
disgrace their former General in order to prop up the wormy CinC
persist in perpetual redeployment
expand the Arab Spring into the global war

Ignore Reality: SYRIA IS NOT LIBYA (NATO Deputy Secretary General)

Deny the intelligence briefings in order to persist advancing Islamist jihad, /so much more "democratic" than the existing Muslim governments/. But dare not mention the horrific atrocities ruling Saudi Arabia and other Muslim monarchies "playing nice" while raking in the US Dollars supplied by the dopes at home, you and I taxpayers. Human rights? "My eyes, my eyes!"

Posted by: ETA Hoffmann's Sandman at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (BAnPT)

563 Bith of the whores were married, I believe, Oldsailor.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (5H6zj)

564 richard fernandez is pointing out some interesting things. especially pay attention to the comments. http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2012/11/12/the-eight-shames-and-seven-dwarfs/#more-25659 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2012 08:53 AM (Z9EHQ) Thanks, yank. Transferring.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (OCcJb)

565 562 Did they rape their mistresses? No? Then it was a mutual thing. Which means said mistresses are to blame, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 08:53 AM (8y9MW)

A mistress does not give a shit.....A husband should

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 08:54 AM (JWLqy)

And a wife. Both of these "mistresses" were married with young childern.

SLUTS

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (wR+pz)

566 Ultimately, it's all about hatred and revenge. Obama is an iteration of Robert Mugabe, or Jomo Kenyatta. And he's in charge. He's doing this for daddy, people.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (BoE3Z)

567 Up until today, my position was that R/R ran the best campaign they could but the electorate failed them. This morning, I discovered that Microsoft was the senior partner on the tech team behind Orca. If there is one thing I've learned in going on a quarter century in this industry, the words "mission critical" attached to any project should peremptorily drop Microsoft from consideration. I would go so far as to believe that those nihilistic, left-coast, one-worlder leftards sabotaged Orca intentionally.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 04:55 AM (ogdab)

568 Actually both of the women here are married.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 13, 2012 04:57 AM (/1U3u)

569 A mistress does not give a shit.....A husband should Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 08:54 AM (JWLqy) Agreed. It is the married cheater to blame, whether they are male or female (or from SanFran). Period.

Posted by: beach at November 13, 2012 04:57 AM (LpQbZ)

570 What is it about the Afghan theater that makes men lust after tranny butterfaces?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, SMOD devotee at November 13, 2012 04:57 AM (YOZSv)

571 Looks like this not going to church, have ghey TV shows, and general sluttiness shows is not making the nation any more moral.

Call me shocked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 04:57 AM (wR+pz)

572 Yeah--why worry about Benghazi when you can look at a couple of bimbos who could suck the chrome off a trailer ball? I mean these ladies are medium attractive for mothers in their late 30's--but they're not rip off my clothes and throw my career away attractive. Must be their technique(s).

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 13, 2012 04:57 AM (oe1aw)

573 Panetta as head of DOD. Patraeus as head of the CIA. That never made sense either.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 04:58 AM (A98Xu)

574 Just a point,
The whole fuc%!ng beltway conducts itself along these lines.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 13, 2012 04:58 AM (+I8Mq)

575 Washington DC: District of Coitus. The whole fucking town is whores, I say.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2012 04:58 AM (/ZZCn)

576 Yeah--why worry about Benghazi when you can look at a couple of bimbos who could suck the chrome off a trailer ball? I mean these ladies are medium attractive for mothers in their late 30's--but they're not rip off my clothes and throw my career away attractive. Must be their technique(s). Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 13, 2012 08:57 AM (oe1aw) irony of ironies, I am sure broadwell and whatsher name are both going to wind up doing something for playboy or leak a sex tape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

577 50 Shades of the Long Gray Line

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (Ec6wH)

578 And don't forget that the FBI had to take an agent off for sending shirtless pics to Kelley. It just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (/1U3u)

579 574 What is it about the Afghan theater that makes men lust after tranny butterfaces? Posted by: Ms Choksondik, SMOD devotee at Death. Seeing good men die kind of makes you look at your own mortality.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (A98Xu)

580 Welcome to Eastern Germany gentlemen. The bureaucracy loves it's paper work. Just think how large each file they will compile on the like of each of us. So many jobs for them to create. The sooner they drown in their own sea of documents the better. Kind of like EG.

Posted by: Ron at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (6bVkc)

581 Washington DC: District of Coitus. The whole fucking town is whores, I say. Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2012 08:58 AM (/ZZCn) so true the highest STD rate is right there in DC

Posted by: beach at November 13, 2012 04:59 AM (LpQbZ)

582 Where is my morning thread....don't they know it's my birthday??....I want my morning thread!

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 05:00 AM (JWLqy)

583 "I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you there. I've had a few opportunities for extramarital fun. But when your married and you cheat it's all on you. My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money." The problem I have with that is there's not someone outside the bank saying "come rob me." In affair like this, the other women is generally willfully playing along. It might be a little bit different if Broadwell happened to be working under Petraeus (so to speak) and felt intimidated, but it appears that she just saw a powerful guy and latched onto him. The comparison I'd use is someone working at a bank who colludes with another to launder money or embezzle. One might bear more responsibility than another, but neither are going to receive a pass.

Posted by: AD at November 13, 2012 05:00 AM (KPIvn)

584 My feelings on cheating have always been that if you need to cheat you need to not be married. If your wife does something to make you want to cheat like 'cut you off" then you need to go see a lawyer and make it legal to cheat. Of course it will not be cheating then.

And just like old Richard Pryor said in one of his early comedy records, be prepared to pay through the nose. "You you got any dreams N....., cause we want them too".

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:00 AM (YdQQY)

585 When they said the adults are in charge, I took it to mean something a little less 'adult' IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, SMOD devotee at November 13, 2012 05:00 AM (YOZSv)

586 Also, the Kelley chick has quite the rack. Compliments to the plastic surgeon!

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 13, 2012 05:00 AM (/1U3u)

587 @578

True Dat.

Ted Kenndey fucked women under restaurant tables. His brother JKF fucks a 16 in the white house and it is never mentioned when ST JFK is talked about.

The inbreed arrogance is what is most disgusting. We can do what we want to you little people, fuck off.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (wR+pz)

588 Fernandez really does see the wheels within wheels. The NKVD and KGB both spent many Army lives to make sure the Red Army stayed a loyal lap dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (4nG/u)

589 I think the approach worked; How many of you think a lot less of the military (its leaders at least) than you did a week ago?

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (A98Xu)

590 Sorry, respectfully disagree with you too. Between the spouse and the mistress only one of them took a vow. Using your logic the mistress must rape the spouse, it would be the only way she is to blame.
...
A mistress does not give a shit.....A husband should

These doen't even make any sense. As we say, "it takes two to tango." If you know that someone is married, common decency (if nothing else- and it used to be law) says you keep your hands off. That someone is now off limits to anyone who is not his or her spouse.

To extend the mentioned bank robbing metaphor, that's like saying that a bank robber doesn't deserve blame unless he's robbing a bank where he has an account.

In any affair, there are two parties to blame. The cheating spouse, and the person with whom he (or she) cheats. If some hot married woman came on to me, it is a moral responsibility to rebuff her advances, regardless of my own marital situation. If that's true, so is the reverse.

What you're actually claiming is that the mistresses were just so weak and incapable of overruling their own emotions that they couldn't possibly be blamed for their actions and the consequences thereof.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (8y9MW)

591 And he's in charge. He's doing this for daddy, people.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2012 08:55 AM

Yup, that's Choom Boy, all right.

But I'd add in a large dose of Papa Doc Duvalier, right down to the "President for Life" bit. But maybe without the voodoo.

There's a big chunk of the Norks' Kim family in the Traitor-in-Chief's personality, too.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (yKUrR)

592
At this point I'm thinking they better hire Tim Tebow to do the investigating, since all the investigated and investigators keep banging each other.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (PHb2k)

593 and, THIS is how bad the country has gotten in just 4 years. Obviously, it has been building up, but TFG won't be the one to heal, but only hunker down with division and hate. Imagine 80% or so of the states walking away from California and NY. Love it. --- The big states that would need to be part of any effort would be ones with natural resources and/or geographic advantages. Key states IMHO would include Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, North Dakota, and Alaska, as those are all oil states and there are major ports / transit points in at least two of those states.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 05:01 AM (e0xKF)

594 590 Also, the Kelley chick has quite the rack. Compliments to the plastic surgeon!

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 13, 2012 09:00 AM (/1U3u)

True dat, wonder if she shaves it?

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 13, 2012 05:02 AM (wR+pz)

595 Just remember these 2 Allen/Petreaus are both Army. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:02 AM (79ueO)

596 551 And, they are still finding bodies after Sandy.

Not possible. Obama put on a bomber jacket and made out with Chris Christie on television to fix that ... it won him the election and everything. Posted by: Blacksheep at November 13, 2012

No one seems to be picking up on this. On Friday Cuomo ordered gas rationing (odd/even) in the NY Metro. The gas shortage had greatly eased and as far as I could tell no gas station was enforcing the rule.

So lets recap the gas shortage
The state finally lifts the ban on ethanol after the gas distributors receive an ethanol shipment. Then they ration gas after the supply increases and is distributed to gas stations.

Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 05:02 AM (hl8SI)

597 576 Looks like this not going to church, have ghey TV shows, and general sluttiness shows is not making the nation any more moral. Call me shocked. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 13, 2012 08:57 AM (wR+pz) No shit, I remember when Billy Crystal had that first TV gay kiss on Soap. The beginning of the end. I'm not a prude. Rob and Laura Petry is seperate twin size beds was a bit much but that was the flush that allowed morality to start circling the shitter.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 05:02 AM (3Y7RV)

598 587 My feelings on cheating have always been that if you need to cheat you need to not be married. If your wife does something to make you want to cheat like 'cut you off" then you need to go see a lawyer and make it legal to cheat. Of course it will not be cheating then. That's how I feel. Don't cheat, move on.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:02 AM (A98Xu)

599 happy birthday Kawfy!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 13, 2012 05:03 AM (Ho2rs)

600

I would go so far as to believe that those nihilistic, left-coast, one-worlder leftards sabotaged Orca intentionally.
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT

Turns out a number of google employees joined ORCA to "help" during their company paid sabbaticals.

And totally not to sabotage the project. Oh, noes....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 05:03 AM (kdS6q)

601 599 Just remember these 2 Allen/Petreaus are both Army. Just saying What's your point?

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:03 AM (A98Xu)

602 533 My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money.
---
That didn't work when I tried it.

You're doing it wrong. I can help.

Posted by: John Corzine at November 13, 2012 05:03 AM (HvdgK)

603 As others have noted, the 20,000-30,000 pages probably is not all original writing. Some may be attachments and some probably are just replies to replies to replies, and so on. And they may have the same emails from multiple sources (both Kelley and Allen). What amazes me is that people actually keep that much stuff in their emails. If you send and receive emails that could prove troublesome in the future, one would think that establishing the practice of a periodic inbox purge (not while a criminal inquiry is ongoing, but while you are free to do so) might be in order.

Posted by: Mike at November 13, 2012 05:03 AM (6IVXw)

604 How many of you think a lot less of the military (its leaders at least) than you did a week ago?

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 09:01 AM (A98Xu)

I never had a lot of respect for anyone above 0-6 anyway. They become political at 0-7.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:04 AM (YdQQY)

605 Yeah, I was at "he tried his best" vis a vis Romney, too, until Orca. Now I just think I was right, he was an arrogant prick who wanted things his way or the highway. Look at the connections at some of the key staffers. They are either libs or married to them. His campaign was not a meritocracy. And that's, incidentally, what Im hearing from ppl around here who were top donors and close to Mitt. A lot of frustration directed at him.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 05:04 AM (5H6zj)

606 thanks Phoenixgirl

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 05:04 AM (JWLqy)

607 Just remember these 2 Allen/Petreaus are both Army. Just saying What's your point? Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 09:03 AM (A98Xu) Other than thank G-D they are not Navy, I don't have a point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:04 AM (79ueO)

608 I'll get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at November 13, 2012 05:05 AM (z9HTb)

609 Vic, you are not their targeted audience.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:05 AM (A98Xu)

610 Jill Kelley a "social liason". Bah. The woman sounds like she is a D.C. via Florida madam. She's gross, and so are they. There's no one right in the situation. And now the administration will use all of this to their advantage in dicing up the military as they please. These guys in charge didn't just cheat on their wives and families. They cheated on our military members and America (us). And the women involved betrayed us too.

Posted by: fall at November 13, 2012 05:05 AM (W5c4e)

611 @ 601 - I would have tapped the hell out of Laura Petry. Had her all Oh, Rob and shit.

Posted by: Mel from the office at November 13, 2012 05:05 AM (bS6uW)

612 High level military 'leaders' acting like pubescent school boys. Secret Service knocking back hookers left and right. Is there ANYBODY that kids can look up to nowadays. Elmo? WTF is happening.

Posted by: RWC at November 13, 2012 05:05 AM (fWAjv)

613 You're lucky the Navy has more liberals at the top, they may be spared.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:06 AM (A98Xu)

614 You're lucky the Navy has more liberals at the top, they may be spared. Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 09:06 AM (A98Xu) yeah your probably right about that. Ah shit, looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:07 AM (79ueO)

615 Ah shit, looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue! Amen, Brother!

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:07 AM (A98Xu)

616
596
Imagine 80% or so of the states walking away from California and NY. Love it.

---
Let me offer a preemptive to those who say "whatever, it will never happen..." - it can't not happen, if there's any hope for a large segment of the population. Thin Zimbabwe, think South Africa. The tyrant in Washington has real world models for what he wants.
Sad thing is, secession "might" precipitate a civil war, and would certainly weaken the country. Which would be fine with Choom - Dada.
It's kinda his goal.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (BoE3Z)

617 What you're actually claiming is that the mistresses were just so weak and incapable of overruling their own emotions that they couldn't possibly be blamed for their actions and the consequences thereof. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 09:01 AM (8y9MW) Cool, we have a fundamental disagreement. I just think that any spouse that puts any blame on the man or woman that slept with their Husband/wife is only looking for a scape goat. A path to forgivness which in my book, should never be granted. You took the vow, you live the vow. If you love your spouse no one, no matter how beautiful or handsome, should be able to tempt you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (3Y7RV)

618 'Bout time for the Ben news dump.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (YdQQY)

619 616 High level military 'leaders' acting like pubescent school boys. Secret Service knocking back hookers left and right. Is there ANYBODY that kids can look up to nowadays. Elmo? WTF is happening. --- Elmo wants to take the 5th on his friend Kevin Clash's underage "friends".

Posted by: Elmo at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (e0xKF)

620 You gotta be fucking shitting me. I just can't think of anything else to say. It's going to be a long 4 years.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (hNXHo)

621 I just have to say both of these "mistresses" seem like the type that would drive all night wearing a diaper.

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (JWLqy)

622 Fire and brimstone, and pillars of salt for anyone who looks back at D.C. It's really all we have left.

Posted by: Blackseep at November 13, 2012 05:08 AM (bS6uW)

623 I have to disagree that this has only happened in the past four years. When I was in the Air Force I saw a hound dog male CO go after the women. Even saw a female CO at a remote site start preying on the male NCOs. The male CO was told to pack his bags and the female CO was facing child abuse charges when she got back to home station.

But lets go further back. Bill Mauldin in one cartoon of the Italian campaign in WWII depicted these Colonels with boxes of chocolates and flowers lining up outside a USO show. They were waiting to date the USO girls.

Its just this administration, who pushes forward Sandra Fluke as the epitome of a modern liberated female, has now gone Puritanical. Not because they do feel any moral outrage, but because it serves their purpose to destroy people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 05:09 AM (4nG/u)

624 Ah shit, looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue! Amen, Brother! Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 09:07 AM (A98Xu) Maybe after I do my PRT this weekend, I can look into bath salts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:09 AM (79ueO)

625 599 NGU, Bud...."no"....I know Marines.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 05:09 AM (SyTJI)

626 Sad thing is, secession "might" precipitate a civil war, and would certainly weaken the country. Which would be fine with Choom - Dada.
It's kinda his goal.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2012 09:08 AM (BoE3Z)

I don't think Barky has the balls for a civil war. And if he did I suspect that the military would ignore his orders.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:09 AM (YdQQY)

627 How many of you think a lot less of the military (its leaders at least) than you did a week ago?

Not, I. But, then, I never really thought all that much about (one way or the other) the senior leadership in the military.

It is the married cheater to blame, whether they are male or female (or from SanFran). Period.

So if you're not married, you just can't possibly control yourself and not throw yourself at married people? I mean, it doesn't even matter who made the initial advances- you have a responsibility to keep it in your pants. If one party is married and the other party is not (or, both parties are married, just not to each other), both parties in the affair are still to blame. She made the choice, knowing he was married (and, in this case, that she was, too) to get/give some strange.

Unless it was rape, or coerced through authority, the mistress bears just as much blame as the General. No, he shouldn't have made any advances (assuming he "started it,"), but once he did she still shouldn't have accepted them. "General, you're married, and this is inappropriate" would have been the correct response.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (8y9MW)

628 But the way to go about breaking up the country is NOT via secession. It is via an Art V convention.

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (YdQQY)

629 Is there ANYBODY that kids can look up to nowadays.

I'm the real deal

Posted by: SMOD at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (sM159)

630 My thought on an affair, is the same as the great philosopher Rodney Dangerfield had to say about a menage a trois....

Why would I want to disappoint two women?

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (z4eur)

631 Sad thing is, secession "might" precipitate a civil war, and would certainly weaken the country. Which would be fine with Choom - Dada. It's kinda his goal. --- If he thinks this is a good idea, he doesn't know where most of these troops come from. I don't have the latest numbers, but a disproportionate amount of the military comes from the South and other right-leaning areas while the amount of people from lefty havens like New England is pretty damn low.

Posted by: Elmo at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (e0xKF)

632 What you're actually claiming is that the mistresses were just so weak and incapable of overruling their own emotions that they couldn't possibly be blamed for their actions and the consequences thereof.

Whereas you're actually claiming is that the mistresses were so powerful the men were rendered wholly incapable of choosing to NOT stick their dicks in them.

Yeah, that's healthy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 13, 2012 05:10 AM (/kI1Q)

633 As seems to be happening more and more, I'm with AllenG on this. (You really should get one of those blog thingies. You got a lot of good shit to say.) Both parties are to blame in an affair. The cheater is a piece of shit for breaking their vows and the person they cheat with (assuming they knew the other party was married) is an equally large piece of shit.

What is so hard about not fucking other people???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 05:11 AM (da5Wo)

634 For evidence purposes every email includes a page or more of traffic routing, timr stamps, etc. And, email multiplies like rabbits with every forward, cc, and reply.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2012 05:11 AM (/FT0A)

635 How many of you think a lot less of the military (its leaders at least) than you did a week ago? I was buoyed somewhat when I saw two of my former wing commanders and one of my former NAF commanders publicly endorse Romney.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2012 05:11 AM (Ec6wH)

636 Off off, damned muppet.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 05:11 AM (e0xKF)

637 This explains why Kelley lawyered up. If she hasn't done anything wrong and was sincerely worried about psycho emails then why the need for a team of well paid lawyers and PR person to boot? This sounds like a set up.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (0PiQ4)

638 Magic glitter pussy.

What century did I wake up in this morning?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (/kI1Q)

639 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:09 AM (4nG/u) Of course this shit goes on. Ya don't have to look much further than Lackland Airforce Base in San Antonio where the Air Force Sargeants were raping all the recruits.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (79ueO)

640 I was buoyed somewhat when I saw two of my former wing commanders and one of my former NAF commanders publicly endorse Romney. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2012 09:11 AM (Ec6wH) Well, there is two carreers in the shitter.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (3Y7RV)

641 Shit, watching today's prime time line ups you would think that the population was 50% ghey. I really hate popular culture. It cannot be avoided. I have to explain or wash away too much crap to my kids.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 13, 2012 05:12 AM (jucos)

642 @644 I should have mentioned they had all retired. So they're looking at four years of tax audits.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2012 05:13 AM (Ec6wH)

643

FWIW,

I wonder if this sums up Washington Pretty well.

I don't spend a lot of time out there, but when I do, it makes me feel like every one there is bucking to play the "who they know" card.

Who you're sleeping with is just an extension of that. It's a Nietzschean, Bucephalus playland. Part power, part sick duluded hedonism. (See also, GSA, less affairs, more power issues though.)

The soulution to teh Nietzschean problem is to dissolve and diffuse the power structure (i.e. reduce the power in DC and realign it in a more spread out manner.)

If only we had some sort of constitutional amendment that accomplished that. And if only someone had a Blog that could explain to me how that amendment worked.

Damn.

Posted by: tsrblke at November 13, 2012 05:13 AM (GaqMa)

644 Happy Birthday Kawfytawk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 05:13 AM (4nG/u)

645 OMG! Nood!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (da5Wo)

646 Shit, watching today's prime time line ups you would think that the population was 50% ghey.

Repeat:

TV ratings are dropping faster than ClintonÂ’s pants. Executives blame media. Yeah bozos, the worthless content has nothing to do with it.

http://is.gd/fPVhCA

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (YdQQY)

647 anna you got that right

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (Ho2rs)

648 This sounds like a set up. --- Given the conduct of this administration, show trials of top military brass wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (e0xKF)

649 yes Vic Art5. at a minimum we should look at how the Art5 effort for the BBA forces Congress into ineffecual action to halt its momentum.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (/FT0A)

650 641 This explains why Kelley lawyered up. If she hasn't done anything wrong and was sincerely worried about psycho emails then why the need for a team of well paid lawyers and PR person to boot? This sounds like a set up. Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:12 AM

Ehh. I don't know. She could be just angling for a reality tv show.

Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (hl8SI)

651 Ben has posted!

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (YdQQY)

652 Happy Birthday Kawfytawk I hope it's a good one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (3Y7RV)

653 I just think that any spouse that puts any blame on the man or woman that slept with their Husband/wife is only looking for a scape goat.

You're acting like there is a finite amount of blame, here, and that if the mistress receives any of it, there's less for the husband to take. I don't believe that at all. I think they can both be held completely responsible for their own behavior (and should), and therefore both can be held completely responsible for the affair.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 05:14 AM (8y9MW)

654 Given the conduct of this administration, show trials of top military brass wouldn't surprise me. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 13, 2012 09:14 AM (e0xKF) Worked for Stalin-- well at least till Hitler invaded and Stalin realized he has killed most his Officers? Oh well shit happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:15 AM (79ueO)

655 Shit, watching today's prime time line ups you would think that the population was 50% ghey.

10% is not enough! Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 13, 2012 05:15 AM (/kI1Q)

656 No honor anywhere. If you are unhappy enough in your marriage and your eye starts wandering be man enough to walk out. These people are morally bankrupt.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 05:16 AM (0PiQ4)

657 As I said before to Vic, Allen, you are not the target audience.

Posted by: mare at November 13, 2012 05:16 AM (A98Xu)

658 >> Just remember these 2 Allen/Petreaus are both Army. Just saying

NGU, I read yesterday that Allen is a Marine. I didn't bother to verify it though.

Not that which branch they are from matters a whit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 05:17 AM (ccXZP)

659 661 As I said before to Vic, Allen, you are not the target audience. --- I guess it's no real surprise that their audience is becoming increasingly selective then.

Posted by: Ian Faith at November 13, 2012 05:17 AM (e0xKF)

660 Whereas you're actually claiming is that the mistresses were so powerful the men were rendered wholly incapable of choosing to NOT stick their dicks in them.

That is expressly not what I'm claiming. Go read my comments again. In which one did I grant the least bit of leniency to the men involved? I said in the first one- blame doesn't divide, it multiplies. There isn't some finite amount of blame so that one person can have more than the other. They are BOTH completely to blame.

I'm really not sure how I could be more clear, or how you're getting that I was not also blaming the Generals here.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 13, 2012 05:18 AM (8y9MW)

661 NGU, I read yesterday that Allen is a Marine. I didn't bother to verify it though. Not that which branch they are from matters a whit. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 09:17 AM (ccXZP) Maybe, anyway I was just joking. If I don't joke I think I would cry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:18 AM (79ueO)

662 Hmmmmm. Something's not right. Can't shake the feeling.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 13, 2012 05:19 AM (VNFBf)

663 654 There's that. Real lives of really bored rich housewives married to doctors

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 05:19 AM (0PiQ4)

664 Wow. Whatever was going on in Benghazi must be nasty for all the leadership O & Co are sacrificing. I need a good joke about the classified documents left lying around after the attack at the consulate were 50,000 emails between Obama and Reggie Love.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 05:19 AM (iKSAz)

665 Choom to Jarrett: "Isn't there some way we can blame this on Bush??" (w/lower lip quivering) Jarrett to Choom: "Shhh, honey, mamma will make it all better. Let's see if Reggie can come over for a little 'play date' eh?"

Posted by: Bad Sister Zoot at November 13, 2012 05:20 AM (A3RsY)

666

John Edwards = white = going to Hell.

Good morning.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 13, 2012 05:20 AM (DoZD+)

667 My good opinion of our military has not changed after these revelations. I'm disappointed in the particular leaders' behaviors in this case, but at least they will step aside and admit instead of telling lies and acting like victims, all pitiful and what have you, like some of our liberal leaders (non-military) have done. As for blame: it takes (at least) two to tango. They are adults making their own decisions. . . Jill Kelley, honestly, is coming out the worst in this if you ask me. She seems like she was purposely chasing men. She doesn't seem as discreet, and one has to wonder what her motives were or if someone put her up to what she was up to. But really, they were all wrong and to blame.

Posted by: fall at November 13, 2012 05:20 AM (W5c4e)

668 NGU, I read yesterday that Allen is a Marine. I didn't bother to verify it though. Not that which branch they are from matters a whit. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 09:17 AM (ccXZP) Maybe, anyway I was just joking. If I don't joke I think I would cry Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 09:18 AM (79ueO) Yeah he is a Marine and an Academy Grad. Oh well.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2012 05:21 AM (79ueO)

669 If the men involved are to blame, SO ARE THE "OTHER" WOMEN to blame.
**
I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you there. I've had a few opportunities for extramarital fun. But when your married and you cheat it's all on you. My analogy would be a bank robber blaming the bank cause it's got all that money.
**
I agree that marriage is a sacred vow. Neither spouse has the right to cheat. And with regards to what is sacred, their marriages are not public property to be abused by the press. Whatever the couple decides is best for their marriage deserves public respect.

But with regards to expectations, this was mutual consent at play, and the females involved themselves knowingly. He wasn't pretending to be a single man, misleading their perception. They wanted what they got, and did their best to get it. Society is done no favor when the media provide whores with the victim card.

Also, with regards to expectations, power begets corruption. Extramarital flings are par for the course in Washington. Few there be that don't cheat, and God bless them for their integrity. But my point remains, neither Obama nor anyone in his administration nor Congress have the moral authority to point the finger singling out Petraeus for sexual misconduct given that THEY ARE THE 99% WHO CHEAT THE WORST!

Unless national security was compromised, aside from exposing Obama's vanity which is not secret, I'm not interested in hearing that Petraeus has sex with other women since he resigned from public office. That is his punishment. He was exposed, and he did not bitterly cling to his office like some Democrats we all know.

With regards to Benghazi, both Clinton and Petraeus MUST provide Congressional Testimony. Unless they were AWOL, unavailable while the massacre took place, their sexual activities are beside the point of Benghazi. We should not get distracted from the point, the essence of the matter. Obama ordered nothing be done, leaving matters in the hands of the Libyan new and not yet organized to function beyond the stratagem of the safety of the Libyan government officials and security forces. Obama could not be bothered, so why should the Libyan government, an easy excuse to throw. Why would Libyans fight Libyans in order to "protect" Americans, especially CIA operatives, when by so doing they themselves face the threat of violent death. It isn't as if the CIA is a beloved agency in Libya or globally. The new Libyan government has no "allegiance" to the CIA or to the USA, no matter how much power we afford them, no matter how much money we afford them, no matter how we strong arm their new officials. They are not loyal to the USA. They have their own interests, just like everyone else. And the sooner that US Foreign Policy get over the mindset that taxpayers can buy whatever results that our corrupt national leaders desire for themselves, so that they can have their cake and eat it too, the better off for the taxpayers if not everyone else as well.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 13, 2012 05:21 AM (BAnPT)

670 I'm guessing those 20,000-30,000 pages are raw printouts of their emails including headers and possibly HTML or RTF formatting. If that's the case, it really might not be that much at all.

Posted by: rfichoke at November 13, 2012 05:21 AM (xfLkJ)

671 George Clooney = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 13, 2012 05:21 AM (DoZD+)

672 625 hahaha. No kidding. What a couple of crazies. They both scream attention whores.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 05:23 AM (0PiQ4)

673 387 Posted by: Elize Nayden at November 13, 2012 07:44 AM (IMxlS) - ******* Rove and Romney both seemed to act differently during primaries, perhaps because most people weren't paying attention, so as not to upset tender-hearted people.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 05:26 AM (opS9C)

674 Seriously, how the f does the MFM ignore/minimize this shit going forward. Some libtard, somewhere, must be chomping at the bit to break ranks and actually report on this. That is, tie the whole sordid mess together, and tie it back to a complete lack of leadership and disdain for the military. Maybe? Please?

Posted by: Bad Sister Zoot at November 13, 2012 05:27 AM (A3RsY)

675 RE: Infidelity The sad, simple truth is that there are people who fuck around and there are people who don't. The people who fuck around can't understand the people who don't and vice versa. It's like dining out with a group of friends and what happens when the bill comes around and people kick in their share. There are groups that always have too much for the bill. There are groups that always have too little. Every once in a while a person will make the mistake of dining out with the wrong group. If he's a generous sort who finds himself among skinflints, he'll never eat with that group again. If he's a freeloader, then the group will never invite him along again. The opposing value sets are so alien to each other that it's impossible for a person on one side to fit the other view in his own world.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 13, 2012 05:27 AM (ogdab)

676 Karl Marx = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 13, 2012 05:28 AM (DoZD+)

677 511 44 Good gosh. How do you destroy a military organisation? Well cutting funding helps. But showing that the commanders are too busy having affairs and boffing the slags the lead is also a good way. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) Senior leadership has been nothing but political hacks for a looooong time now. Lot of dysfunction at combatant commands. They have narratives and tamp down intel that runs contrary to their narratives...and surround themselves with sycophants. For all of the Petraeus worship that had been going on for years now, and the talk of him being presidential material, he got his ass handed to him in Afghanistan by goatherders. Mostly because he had his narrative and just did not understand the enemy.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 05:29 AM (iKSAz)

678 BTW what is with doctors wives and the military.

In NJ there was doctor's wife who did a lot of charity for the military. She was murdered. The wife's doctor husband was a suspect but there has never been an arrest. I recall reading about the murder and thinking that was really nice she helped with military charities but she didn't seem to have any connection to the military. Son wasn't in the military. Husband wasn't in the military. Nothing as far as I know. Furthermore lets say she had "that" look. News printed her Facebook photo. My first thought yeah she's advertising.

Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 05:30 AM (hl8SI)

679 680 Karl Marx = white = going to Hell I'm pretty sure he's exempt. There was probably a Sicilian or Cherokee in the woodpile somewhere. At least according to family lore.

Posted by: Bad Sister Zoot at November 13, 2012 05:30 AM (A3RsY)

680 Anyone remember the scandal involving DHS? With a woman harassing men? Funny how the media (and The Regime) dropped that one the moment she resigned.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 05:31 AM (opS9C)

681

20-30k pages of e-mails and docs between two people in two years? That's 27 pages of stuff a day. Even tossing in ridiculously long LOIs and tons of boilerplate stuff, interspersed with some personal stuff, that's still hard to believe. No way a four star has that kind of time.

Even as a lowly senior SNCO, you could probably have gotten 20-30k in docs from my e-mail in two years, but that's from everyone and counts the mass e-mails of worthless shit I received on a daily basis.

There has to have been some large docs changing hands that had nothing to do with social events, boilerplate info, and detailed descriptions of what they'd like to do with one another.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 05:34 AM (uD2fR)

682

#23 Threadwinner...that was effin' funny.

This whole episode has my head spinning. If our civilian & military leaders are truly this profoundly weak, it's only a matter of time until we suffer another serious (possibly debilitating) attack. A very short time - we are not protected nearly as well as we imagine ourselves to be. Not even close.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 13, 2012 05:36 AM (d2CZd)

683 Bingo. THIS ➡ "...it's only a matter of time until we suffer another serious (possibly debilitating) attack. A very short time - we are not protected nearly as well as we imagine ourselves to be. Not even close." That's been what's going thru my mind for the past couple of days. We're going to get hit again. If reversed, this would be the time I'd him my enemies.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 05:39 AM (iKSAz)

684 For all of the Petraeus worship that had been going on for years now, and the talk of him being presidential material, he got his ass handed to him in Afghanistan by goatherders. Mostly because he had his narrative and just did not understand the enemy. Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012

One of the quotes from Paula about Petreaus was he really supported Military scholars. He met her at Harvard where she was studying policy.
In my father-in-laws time it seemed the military supported his graduate education in nuclear engineering. You know so he could build better bombs.

Posted by: Long Island at November 13, 2012 05:40 AM (hl8SI)

685 Okay I am not gonna play the interservice rivalry game.

I love all y'all brothers and sisters. We are hurting no need to hurt each other and i should know soon if I am ok on the shoulder.

So mrs. lincoln other than that how was the play?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 05:40 AM (LRFds)

686 They are going balls-out to distract from Ben-Gazi... it must be something very big, very bad...

Posted by: ET at November 13, 2012 05:40 AM (s72/N)

687 My doctor asked me about my eyes....I told him the lack of sleep the raw terror of losing it all.

He smiled younger doc 38 and said I take a 26% pay cut on 1 Jan....maybe the texans have the right idea.

Yeah something's changing team.

Happy landings.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 05:41 AM (LRFds)

688 How is giving expensive shindigs for brass helping our military? These guys lives aren't on the line. Posted by: Walkers! at November 13, 2012 02:17 AM (YEG/L) ______________________ Appears Mrs. Kelly's efforts were more about helping the Kellys (move up the social strata) than helping the military.

Posted by: Observer at November 13, 2012 05:44 AM (/sohm)

689 630 Vic,

wife will she is deciding whether to run to Canada where she'd just be a deserter or to the red where she'd be a traitor....she will NOT ever fire on an American.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 05:44 AM (LRFds)

690 BTW what is with doctors wives and the military.

A lot of those women are trophy wives, looking to get set up for life. Since their hubbies are off fucking the nurses and interns and never at home, they find other ways to entertain themselves.

Posted by: Alex at November 13, 2012 05:45 AM (HwgHt)

691 Okay...I'm dying over here now!!! On Twitter: ‏@Will_Antonin If Napolitano gets drawn into this sex scandal, I'm drinking bleach.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 05:48 AM (iKSAz)

692 695 If Napolitano gets drawn into this sex scandal, I'm drinking bleach. *Either* Napolitano, mind you.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 13, 2012 05:50 AM (hNXHo)

693 We live in a bad novel.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 05:52 AM (sRus3)

694

Maybe this was the reason that Stalin had the Red Army officer corps shot during the thirtes.

Posted by: deepred at November 13, 2012 05:53 AM (ef1qd)

695 Why do I feel that this story ends with all the participants chasing each other around a park to the tune of "Yakkitty Sax"?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2012 05:56 AM (54vf8)

696 Somebody summon a fucking meteor. If DC goes up in smoke, it will be the greatest cleansing this world has seen since Sodom and Gamorah. Sadly, we keep electing this scum, so I doubt God would be so merciful.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 13, 2012 05:56 AM (i0vBR)

697 685 That was my thought, as well. The brilliant Petraeus fell for a honeypot, while being responsible for thousands of lives.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 13, 2012 06:00 AM (i0vBR)

698

#697 Not a bad novel, a bad movie. This sick episode reminds me of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". I wonder if Patreaus has tits?

Brain bleach please.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 13, 2012 06:04 AM (d2CZd)

699 Real shame. Not talking about Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty or Chris Stevens any more. Now it's Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelly and Allen. For shame.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 06:05 AM (iKSAz)

700 So when's the porn from this hitting the interwebz?

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2012 06:07 AM (pnL3R)

701 "704 So when's the porn from this hitting the interwebz? Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2012 10:07 AM (pnL3R)" The next breaking news info from Jen Griffen or Catherine Herridge on Benghazi.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 06:10 AM (iKSAz)

702 The Ambassador was supposed to get kidnapped and traded for the Blind Shiek. Jesse Jackson would do the hand off. The 2 SEALs mucked the whole thing up and the muzzies were so pissed the whacked the Ambassador.

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2012 06:11 AM (pnL3R)

703 This all stinks like 2 day old fish...

If the Petraeus thing was known in 2011 by the FBI, Holder knew (the FBI is under the Justice dept.) which means Obama knew. Now his replacement has similar issues? How very convenient....this sounds like a way for ValJar to clear the ranks of top commanders who might have opposition to the Obama WH. Its hard to imagine all of these alpha dogs in the military being away from wife or girlfriend for years at a time without getting laid...The honey trap is the oldest game in the spy business. The bonus for Obama is that its a great smoke screen for Benghazi which seems to have risen to a impeachable level scandal.

Posted by: Tony253 at November 13, 2012 06:11 AM (PryWG)

704 Meanwhile, PFC Snuffy is humping a 100 pounds of shit on dirt roads trying to avoid an IED or a bullet from the towel head he's supposed to be training.

Posted by: Barry S at November 13, 2012 06:19 AM (00mU5)

705 Two cheaters. One married, one not. Both of them did not respect the vows of marriage. Notice I said "the vows of marriage" not "their vows of marriage". Both of them did something wrong. Both of them are to blame.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 06:21 AM (sRus3)

706 Scandals like this one are happening everywhere, every day. Big ones, small ones, middle-sized ones. In your church, your bank, your hardware store, your office, your factory, your city hall, your Congress, your Army base, everywhere. We are hearing about this one now because the Power Structure wishes it to be heard.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 06:25 AM (sRus3)

707 Hey, let's go all out and put Janet Napalitano with her gay sex cabal in charge of DOD and the Secret Service. Maybe rename the situation room at the White House "Plato's Retreat".

Posted by: danishova at November 13, 2012 06:26 AM (twzzy)

708 While the FBI agent Kelley first went to, did indeed send her shirtless photos, it's not clear that she and he actually had an affair.

Posted by: Victoria at November 13, 2012 06:30 AM (tV5ow)

709 When's Obama going to start blaming the media for not providing enough oversight? There's gotta be an angle there for some Blamebushism.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 13, 2012 06:39 AM (hNXHo)

710 The Ambassador was supposed to get kidnapped and traded for the Blind Shiek. Jesse Jackson would do the hand off. The 2 SEALs mucked the whole thing up and the muzzies were so pissed the whacked the Ambassador.

Occam's Razor. This IS starting to sound like the simplest explanation considering all the other non-credible bullshit we've been spoon fed.

Posted by: SMOD at November 13, 2012 06:40 AM (sM159)

711 I am sure this will all improve once John Kerry is Secretary of Defence! Winning!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 13, 2012 06:41 AM (baL2B)

712 706 714 When I had this exact random thought a few days after the attacks, I wanted to self-prescribe some serious anti-anxiety meds. I mean - no way they could have been trying to wag that particular dog, right? Not even this administration has cajones *that* big, right? Now I just want to be left alone with my tinfoil...sigh

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 13, 2012 06:43 AM (hNXHo)

713 One of the quotes from Paula about Petreaus was he really supported Military scholars. He met her at Harvard where she was studying policy.
In my father-in-laws time it seemed the military supported his graduate education in nuclear engineering. You know so he could build better bombs.

Petraeus' Ph.D. is in International Relations.

That's wussy even by social science standards.

There's a paperweight on my desk that could get a Ph.D. in International Relations. "Scholar," my ass.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 13, 2012 06:47 AM (T0NGe)

714 695 Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 09:48 AM (iKSAz ********* Big Sis has her own scandal at DHS. t least one WOMAN resigned over it.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 06:48 AM (opS9C)

715 Time for Iowahawk to re-release "The Country's In the Very Best of Hands."

Posted by: owlpellets at November 13, 2012 06:54 AM (dmEoV)

716 Long time lurker with a question. I am a Gold Star mother and was given a Challenge coin by Petraeus. I would like to return it. Does anyone here know where I would send it?

Posted by: mom2esf at November 13, 2012 07:11 AM (vimXU)

717 We are going to get hit again. Soon I'm afraid. Who could resist? The government is so dysfunctional they will kill us all to "save" us. Perfect opportunity.

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2012 07:15 AM (iMsF6)

718 Why are so many paying attention to the sex squirrel in the room?

This is a purge. Immediately after the election.

Tell Putin I'll have more flexibility after the election.

Ya'll better get buying some spam.

Posted by: G.Marie at November 13, 2012 07:24 AM (i0yTO)

719 Jill Kelley == Mata Hari.

That's all.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at November 13, 2012 07:28 AM (JtyGg)

720

Gabe wins the internet today with the Love Pentagon comment.

Posted by: Silk at November 13, 2012 07:42 AM (DzvS7)

721 The inescapable rule of affairs just ran into the first rule of spycraft. The rule of affairs is that there is never just one.

The RULE of Affairs is that you never never have an affair with someone who has less to lose by exposing the affair.

Posted by: Speller at November 13, 2012 07:55 AM (J74Py)

722 Petreaus was Plan B. If Obama lost the election, he needed to make sure there was no coup when he declared himself leader for life.

Posted by: G Wylie at November 13, 2012 07:57 AM (Zbpoe)

723

FNC reported she is Lebanese, married to a physician Scott Kelly

mole?

Posted by: ploome at November 13, 2012 08:00 AM (bmuLF)

724

And BTW, any man, every man is susceptible to this. And likely any woman as well. Easy to be high and mighty. Easy to see the speck in someone else's eye and ignore the log in our own.

Posted by: G Wylie at November 13, 2012 08:01 AM (Zbpoe)

725 Those two generals are not, ahem, attractive. They probably couldn't get a date until they met their wives.

They're reliving high school all over again, but this time they're The Jocks.

Posted by: PJ at November 13, 2012 08:05 AM (ZWaLo)

726

Kelley, who grew up in Philadelphia, is of Lebanese descent. Her family, Maronite Catholics, immigrated from Jounieh, Lebanon, in the mid-1970s, according to a 1988 article about her family's restaurant, Sahara, in The Philadelphia Inquirer.

USA Today

Posted by: ploome at November 13, 2012 08:06 AM (bmuLF)

727 Latest on Fox from source, not 20,000 to 30,000 just 200 to 300 E Mails.. However when strung together and printed it required 20 to 30 thousand pages. WTF?

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 13, 2012 08:07 AM (x+7qA)

728 Sen John Barrasso is on Fox News talking about the hearings on the Benghazi fiasco. Cue Petraeus/Broadwell sex tapes in 3...2...1... (Or allegations about EuCom General and young boys)

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 08:09 AM (iKSAz)

729 728 And BTW, any man, every man is susceptible to this. And likely any woman as well. Easy to be high and mighty. Easy to see the speck in someone else's eye and ignore the log in our own. Posted by: G Wylie at November 13, 2012 12:01 PM (Zbpoe) CHRIS ROCK: A man is only as faithful as his options. BERNIE TAUPIN: Into the boundary Of each married man Sweet deceit comes calling And negativity lands

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 08:11 AM (iKSAz)

730 729 Those two generals are not, ahem, attractive. They probably couldn't get a date until they met their wives. They're reliving high school all over again, but this time they're The Jocks. Posted by: PJ at November 13, 2012 12:05 PM (ZWaLo) Well...in simplistic terms...yeah. Evolution biology. Men go for the head cheerleader and we go for the captain of the football team.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 08:16 AM (iKSAz)

731 First thing the libtard in my office said is,......"HE IS BUSH'S GUY! NOT OBAMA'S!"

Posted by: giftogab at November 13, 2012 08:17 AM (QW2hm)

732 733: Robin Williams said it better. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Posted by: Barry S at November 13, 2012 08:17 AM (00mU5)

733 720 Mom2sf,

Ma'am I would suggest sending it to either barack Obama, or CENTCOM HQ or SOCOM HQ.

I am not wanting to give them my son's blood and I cannot imagine what you must be feeling, know that you are loved respected and revered by we fossils as they call us and America can send the kids of non jacksonians for a while.

God bless you.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:54 AM (LRFds)

734 Does anyone think that these "commanders" have the best interests of the nation at heart? Does anyone think that the SS agents out whoring and drinking themselves unconscious while staring at Palin's ass would take a bullet for the person they are guarding? The institutions have been so degraded that we laud, as a hero, a general who came up with a strategy that killed our soldiers while losing in Afghanistan and gave us a supposed victory in Iraq not worth the ink it was printed on.

Posted by: ejo at November 13, 2012 09:38 AM (GXvSO)

735 I've said for some time that the General/Flag Officer cadre lacked balls. I was wrong. What they appear to lack is a sense of integrity and honor.

If these allegations are true, it is time to seriously clean house.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 13, 2012 09:42 AM (tYaDf)

736

Once Petraeus (not a committed Obamabot) learned the truth about Libya, wheels were set in motion. Step 1: Embarrassing disclosure of affair, forcing him (with strong "encouragement") to resign. Step 2: Assassinate him, making it look like a suicide (forged letter) over being distraught from the affair and its disclosure, thus permanently precluding him from testifying about Libya.

Laugh at me. Then watch it happen.

Posted by: toohey at November 13, 2012 10:33 AM (x9s9/)

737 Here's the thing~ When senior leadership in the military is based on political advancement rather than leadership, battle driven ability... And then it becomes politically expeditious to throw them under the bus.... Well, live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose is @AmericanGypsea at November 13, 2012 11:34 AM (iKSAz)

738 "As S.E. Cupp said: It's a wonder men get anything done. Ever."

God created the vagina to keep men in check.

God created shoes to keep women in check.

Posted by: elliot at November 13, 2012 02:18 PM (blkVM)

739 Kelly is of Lebanese origin- the family immigrated here in the 70's; is there more to this story? She befriends the top military staff of this country as a "volunteer".
Does she have any relatives in Hezbollah?
Just asking.

Posted by: bigben at November 13, 2012 02:22 PM (x759p)

740 731 bbob. Large document transfers? Classified or unclassified? Major information leak?

Posted by: jms at November 13, 2012 07:08 PM (x/fYw)

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