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July 10, 2012

Australian Woman Robs Gas Station At Knife-Point
— Ace

Boring headline, I know.

Watch the video.

I'm thinking she's going to get caught. And have some kind of endorsement or Movie of the Week deal.

Thanks to Dr. Spank.

Better Vid: It starts with a long shot. Like a runway shot.

Updates: Taiwanese video; plus, she already turned herself in. Video also embedded below.

Update: A picture of Tonee Walker (of course she's got a stripper name).

Thanks to @rdbrewer4 and Sgt. York for the updates on this important story.

Someone should add the Benny Hill Yakety-Sax theme to that.

Posted by: Ace at 02:28 PM | Comments (178)
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1 god damn dem titties

Posted by: The Dude at July 10, 2012 02:30 PM (tw6Ar)

2 All I remember is two large-barrelled guns pointed right at me.

Posted by: Store Clerk at July 10, 2012 02:30 PM (QKKT0)

3 I believe she has been caught thanks to the store clerk's description of her as female.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 02:31 PM (k1XCX)

4 Are all the Moronettes accounted for?

Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 02:31 PM (QKKT0)

5 she's already been caught? yeah I was going to guess that.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 02:31 PM (115KO)

6 Will she get frisked after her arrest?

Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2012 02:32 PM (O6q63)

7 I'm thinking she's going to get caught

If anyone can be found who can give a description of her face, sure.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 10, 2012 02:32 PM (QTHTd)

8 Will she get frisked after her arrest?

Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2012 06:32 PM (O6q63)

in finger cuffs

Posted by: The Dude at July 10, 2012 02:33 PM (tw6Ar)

9 So, what are they going to do? Have a titty line up? No one was looking at her face. Hell, what if they falsely arrest Kate Upton? Don't worry Ms. Upton! We'll break you out of that kangaroo jail! Balls to the wall, morons! Kate needs us.

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:33 PM (suLy7)

10 If anyone can be found who can give a description of her face, sure.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 10, 2012 06:32 PM (QTHTd)

Or recognize it.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 10, 2012 02:34 PM (AWmfW)

If she were high on bath salts, she wouldn't have been wearing anything at all.

Which would have made it even MORE difficult to identify her.

Posted by: ErikW at July 10, 2012 02:34 PM (6jpRR)

12 Maybe, those tits are fake? All she would have to do is deflate them. Now, try to convict her. Ha!

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:34 PM (suLy7)

13 How will they ever ID her?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 10, 2012 02:34 PM (Iyg03)

14 Slices like a hammer... Or a pair of PFDs.

Posted by: jakeman at July 10, 2012 02:35 PM (96M6e)

15 I was going to comment on the oddity of her wearing gloves but no mask, but i see that i have been preemptively corrected concerning the hiding of her identity...

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at July 10, 2012 02:35 PM (8Mgrk)

16 Maybe, those tits are fake? All she would have to do is deflate them. Now, try to convict her. Ha!

If the cups don't fit, ya got to acquit.

Posted by: Johnnie Cochran at July 10, 2012 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

17 Her elbows are kinda pointy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2012 02:36 PM (ccXZP)

18 She had a knife?

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 02:36 PM (FcR7P)

19 And there's nothing else she could think of to do to make money?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 10, 2012 02:37 PM (sClIO)

20 Remember the SCENE in PORKY's when the gym teacher tries to ID the perp by the look of his MEMBER?

(I'm thinking a similar tactic might, just might, work here.)

Posted by: jakeman plover at July 10, 2012 02:37 PM (96M6e)

21 Well.... its not like you have to identify... a Tallywhacker!

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at July 10, 2012 02:37 PM (lZBBB)

Her elbows are kinda pointy

**golf clap**

Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2012 02:37 PM (O6q63)

23 If through a door she can't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at July 10, 2012 02:37 PM (QupBk)

24 Oh, just leave her alone. She probably learned her lesson anyway. Do they have her number per chance?

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (iYvMQ)

25 It's Sue Ellen Mischke!

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (I27d2)

26 18 Her elbows are kinda pointy. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2012 06:36 PM (ccXZP) Those aren't her elbows!

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (niZvt)

27 Beat ya to it, Bullah. Heh.

Posted by: jakeman at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (96M6e)

28 After doing a search of the google, I think they're still on the loose.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (k1XCX)

Dr. Varno, I thought you decided against posting our vacation videos online.....this is last time I give you a guided tour of the land downunder IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Aussie Babe at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (8g9qq)

30 She ran for awhile but she was easily identified by her badly bruised face.

Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)

There's even a Taiwan-ese animation of her already.

And yeah, caught.

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 10, 2012 02:39 PM (4S7hN)

32 @18 Back to San Francisco with ye.

Posted by: JDTAY at July 10, 2012 02:39 PM (a0nis)

#30 oops! Dr. Varno was last week! sorry, Dr. Spank!

Posted by: Aussie Babe at July 10, 2012 02:39 PM (8g9qq)

34 32 There's even a Taiwan-ese animation of her already.

Link??

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 02:39 PM (k1XCX)

35 Wait, someone got robbed?

Posted by: amidoinitright at July 10, 2012 02:40 PM (CbzSx)

36 If I can get her twitter name I'll DM her with my business card and a photo of my dick.

Posted by: Lanny Davis at July 10, 2012 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

37 Taiwanese video? Of course there is!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7bfd2po

And yes, she's been arrested

http://preview.tinyurl.com/828wtd5

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 10, 2012 02:41 PM (Gup0B)

38 Maybe, she needs to talk to the Japanese girl with the big boobs who couldn't get through the door?

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:41 PM (suLy7)

39 I put up a better vid, where you can evaluate her bust to hips to leg length ratio (she passes).

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 02:43 PM (115KO)

40 She's not using silicon, she's using helium.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 10, 2012 02:43 PM (kqqGm)

41 According to the police, she made off with 30 dollars and the hearts of the department.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 02:44 PM (k1XCX)

42 39 Maybe, she needs to talk to the Japanese girl with the big boobs who couldn't get through the door?

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 06:41 PM (suLy7)

Yeah, just... you know, talk. See if it goes anywhere, kind of thing. *whistles innocently*

Posted by: gekkobear at July 10, 2012 02:45 PM (X0NX1)

Who better than a pr0n-stached newscaster to tell the tale?

Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2012 02:45 PM (jm/9g)

44 OT, but I just saw an Obama re-election attack ad on TV that went after Romney for "outsourcing jobs" while Dear Leader supports "insourcing".

Game on in Virginia anyway. Romney better start hitting back on TV now.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at July 10, 2012 02:45 PM (HtUdo)

45 They said victims...how many hold ups has she pulled??

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:46 PM (suLy7)

46 thanks, sgt york. I'm glad this criminal will now face a long, sweaty prison term consisting of communal bathing with other Bad Girls.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 02:46 PM (115KO)

And yes, she's been arrested

http://preview.tinyurl.com/828wtd5
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She looks remorsefull, and should get a second chance. Her accomplice "Alexander" seems like a dick. He should have the book thrown at his criminal ass. Dick.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 10, 2012 02:46 PM (iYvMQ)

48 Hmm, Gold Coast.

Is that near Humpybong or closer to Boing Boing ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (sClIO)

49 Ace's most recent video said that the pair got away. So did the woman.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (kqqGm)

50 Maybe the clerk gave up because he was hoping she was a flasher bandit and was going to give him a peek?

Posted by: Test Mouse #3 at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (CWlPF)

51 Buxom Bandit: "This is a stick up." My Dick: "You're preaching to the choir, baby."

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (115KO)

52 Favorite comment: It was a boobie trap.

Posted by: JDTAY at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (a0nis)

53 Stabbing - yeah that's what I was thinking too...

Posted by: Rick in MB at July 10, 2012 02:48 PM (2ocJB)

Damn. If that's what Vegemite does to the wimmens down there, no wonder it's so popular.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 02:48 PM (d0Tfm)

55 They said victims...how many hold ups has she pulled??

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 06:46 PM (suLy7)

-------------------------------------------

At least two of them that I see.

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 02:48 PM (JGJFi)

56 "She had a couple of '44s... and a gun"

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 10, 2012 02:48 PM (dOPol)

57 They said victims...how many hold ups has she pulled?? And how do you get on her list?

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2012 02:50 PM (FcR7P)

58 The Nazis denied her bail : http://fwd4.me/15Cb

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 02:50 PM (k1XCX)

59 I had no idea she didn't pay until my drawer came up short.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 02:50 PM (AzwZn)

thanks, sgt york. I'm glad this criminal will now face a long, sweaty prison term consisting of communal bathing with other Bad Girls.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 06:46 PM (115KO)

Wicked Pictures is all over this bitch by now.

Posted by: ErikW at July 10, 2012 02:50 PM (6jpRR)

61 <<thanks, sgt york. I'm glad this criminal will now face a long, sweaty prison term consisting of communal bathing with other Bad Girls.>>

Soon as I'm done watching the original video over and over, I'm going to think long and hard about what you said.

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 10, 2012 02:51 PM (Gup0B)

62 Holy shit. Theft of $300 gets you life? Up here in the great white north it won't even get you locked up for the weekend.

Posted by: Rick in MB at July 10, 2012 02:51 PM (2ocJB)

63 I called it in as soon as I was spent.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 02:52 PM (AzwZn)

64 Good thing they had the video, there is no way the gas attendent could describe her face.

Posted by: robtr at July 10, 2012 02:52 PM (MtwBb)

65 >>>thanks, sgt york. I'm glad this criminal will now face a long, sweaty prison term consisting of communal bathing with other Bad Girls. Obviously, you've never seen the long running Ozzie show Prisoner Cell Block H. http://goo.gl/I0Cwf

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:52 PM (suLy7)

66 Gas station attendant at the lineup: "Yes, that's them."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 02:53 PM (d0Tfm)

$300 gets you life?

That or an hour in the champagne room.

Posted by: Buxxom Bandit at July 10, 2012 02:53 PM (I27d2)

68 Let's see if she's immune to poison!

Posted by: Y-not at July 10, 2012 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

69 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 02:54 PM (Xb3hu)

70 I've got a good name for her. Melony.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 02:55 PM (115KO)

71 I've decided to let you off with a good tongue lashing.

Posted by: any male judge in Australia at July 10, 2012 02:56 PM (ccXZP)

72 Life in prison? Look I'm sure if she pays the gas station back they can work out the breasts I'm mean rest.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 10, 2012 02:56 PM (ZhEoC)

73 Cop: Can you tell me what color her eyes were?

Clerk: Oh HELL no!

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 10, 2012 02:57 PM (Gup0B)

First thing I noticed in the second vid?

No Tramp Stamp.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 02:57 PM (I27d2)

75 So, Ace is now casting for a woman's prison flix?

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:57 PM (suLy7)

76 Christina Hendricks stars in DOUBLE D CRIMEWAVE

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (Xb3hu)

77 She must not have read the owner's manual for them tah tahs. If she had, she'd know that a knife was not required.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (LTCoi)

78 Yeah, it can be like Prison Break but with all chicks!

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (suLy7)

79 I sentence you to a period of confinement of no less than three years and no more than ten years, in my pants.

Posted by: Judge Mike Hunt at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (115KO)

80 Oh my, nice Olympic uniforms for the Americans.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 10, 2012 06:55 PM (cjTjM)

The track uniforms have too much red and the letters look like the old soviet style.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (ZhEoC)

81 Real or fake?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 02:58 PM (UOM48)

82 I've got a good name for her. Melony. ---------------------------------- She looks Russian. Titiana............more likely.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 02:59 PM (AzwZn)

83 I think it's a crime that the clerk didn't demand a lap dance.

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 03:00 PM (JGJFi)

84 No Tramp Stamp ***** Ten bucks says there's either a dolphin or a butterfly in there somewhere.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 10, 2012 03:00 PM (LTCoi)

Melony.

Or, if she's easily excited, Ambrrr.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)

I've got a good name for her.

Juggstine?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:00 PM (I27d2)

87 You can name one breast Melony and the other Titiana. Or, you can have two robbers and name one Melony and the other Titiana. They can be twins! So, it makes it even harder to identify them.

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 03:01 PM (suLy7)

88 Babs Zooka

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet Wannabe? at July 10, 2012 03:01 PM (AzwZn)

89 We have a large-breasted friend who named her boobies "license" and "registration." As in, "Officer, here's my....."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:01 PM (UOM48)

90 Clue Version: Miss Silicon in the Petrol station with the Swiss Army Knife and a pair of knockers!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 10, 2012 03:01 PM (WItBr)

91 The boyfriend didn't cover the license plate and Melony didn't wear a mask, you'd think a young couple with a history of drug use would understand the concept of hidden cameras better and would come up with a better plan

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:02 PM (k1XCX)

With tits like that what does she need money for?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:02 PM (I27d2)

93 Like she actually needed a knife. Though I will say this is the rare description that actually lives up to itself. Perhaps she needed the money to get some implants to, you know, complete the look.

Posted by: CAC at July 10, 2012 03:03 PM (ZALDV)

94 These Great Pyramids we can handle. Do you more video for our investigations?

Posted by: Islamic Brotherhood of Engineers at July 10, 2012 03:03 PM (FcR7P)

95 97 With tits like that what does she need money for?
Posted by: garrett

For lotion?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:03 PM (k1XCX)

BTW - other like minded people. This came accross my FB page today, and is the first time I've seen him do free access http://tinyurl.com/6ukprlx

Tis 15 days free on tothepointnews.com a site by Jack Wheeler. I don't know how it works, but I assume its 15 days free and easy to quit, but I don't know. Its a great site, especially if you can get in and read it for free, then get out if you want. Some of the archived articles are pretty awesome, and Jack Abramoff is apparently writing there now.

Sounds like an ad, but its just some info I'm passing along. I have nothing to do with the site other than being a paying mmber for about 7 years or so.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (iYvMQ)

97 Hey I just robbed you And that's real crazy But you saw my titties No charges maybe?

Posted by: Bandit Singing a Bouncy Toon at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (ZALDV)

98 cheesecake picture up

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (115KO)

99 Tittehs.Is there anything they CAN'T do?

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (Xb3hu)

100 Henrietatta

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (sClIO)

101

Heh. Taiwan vid says "Click Like if you like boobehs."

Paging Pixy, Pixy to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:04 PM (d0Tfm)

102

cheesecake picture up

Ruins it. She's a Butterface.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:05 PM (I27d2)

103 What are we up to, 4 videos and 3 updates?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:06 PM (k1XCX)

104 103 cheesecake picture up

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 07:04 PM (115KO)

She has a receding hairline.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48)

105 LIBOR, schmibor.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 03:06 PM (115KO)

106

Perhaps she needed the money to get some implants to, you know, complete the look.

Where could she possibly put them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:06 PM (d0Tfm)

107 MOAR TITS

Posted by: AoSHQ Aussie Police Blotter 2 x 4 at July 10, 2012 03:06 PM (I27d2)

108 Goddamnit take that pic down ace. She had the illusion of breasts at least in the police video...Now she looks... eh.

Posted by: Bandit Singing a Bouncy Toon at July 10, 2012 03:07 PM (ZALDV)

109 Off off damn sock

Posted by: CAC at July 10, 2012 03:07 PM (ZALDV)

110 Freeze! You're under a breast!

Posted by: cop that can't remember his lines at July 10, 2012 03:08 PM (ccXZP)

111 She's got the Tina Yothers nose.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:08 PM (I27d2)

112 C'mon she's not bad.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:08 PM (Xb3hu)

113 She came in demanding milk.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 03:08 PM (AzwZn)

114 Best thing she ever did for her "career".

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:09 PM (Xb3hu)

115

C'mon she's not bad.

Good from far but far from good?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:09 PM (I27d2)

116 I'd hit it.

Oh wait, I already have.....

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 10, 2012 03:10 PM (UOM48)

117 She's the kind of crazy that can avoid the nut house and live luxuriously. In other words.............a role model.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 10, 2012 03:10 PM (AzwZn)

118 Is everyone here hooked up with supermodels or something?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:10 PM (k1XCX)

119 Meh, she's no David Bowie.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 10, 2012 03:10 PM (FcR7P)

120 I'd hit it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:10 PM (d0Tfm)

121

Meanwhile. Back in the USA, we have the SCOAMT, Eric the Red Holder, Sheriff Joe...............

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 03:11 PM (JGJFi)

122 126 Which is why we need escapism like this.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:12 PM (Xb3hu)

123 What's the HQ's record for updates on a post?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:12 PM (k1XCX)

124 >>>Tittehs.Is there anything they CAN'T do? Well, they can't stand between you and the TV, lift their tails and show you their little assholes....oh wait, yes they can.

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 03:12 PM (suLy7)

125

Posted by: Paul Hogan at July 10, 2012 03:13 PM (6TB1Z)

126 I'll slip another shrimp in Barbie for you.

Posted by: Paul Hogan at July 10, 2012 03:13 PM (6TB1Z)

127 Here's a vid of an actual hot woman lap-dancing.

You're welcome.

http://tinyurl.com/7ey9l94

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:13 PM (UOM48)

128 Well, if there is a grrl prison video with her in it, this'l be the right site to find it!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 10, 2012 03:14 PM (ueOM5)

129

Meanwhile. Back in the USA, we have the SCOAMT, Eric the Red Holder,Sheriff Joe...............

We can multitask. Or I can, for another couple of minutes at least...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:14 PM (d0Tfm)

130 Makes me want to visit Ayers Rock. Twice.

Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 03:14 PM (QKKT0)

131

Cheezecake. More like Wal-Mart birthday cake. But, hell, I eat that too.

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 03:15 PM (JGJFi)

132 All Aussie women are descended from whores aren't they?

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:16 PM (Xb3hu)

133

I'd hit it.

If she was black and a bit more manly.

But I wouldn't pay more than $300.

Posted by: Bill Maher at July 10, 2012 03:17 PM (I27d2)

134

Meanwhile. Back in the USA, we have the SCOAMT, Eric the Red Holder,Sheriff Joe...............

We can multitask. Or I can, for another couple of minutes at least...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 07:14 PM (d0Tfm)

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I was trying to be fasicious. Guess the comedy got lost somewhere in the intertubes.

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 03:17 PM (JGJFi)

135 Bail? Shit, we're not taking her out of the strait jacket.

Posted by: Kangaroo P.D. at July 10, 2012 03:17 PM (QKKT0)

136 Pretty cool...I have a reason to click on over at Hot Gas now. MKH is the new editor-at-large...whatever that means

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 10, 2012 03:17 PM (Yhu4q)

137 " Posted by: The Dude at July 10, 2012 06:33 PM (tw6Ar) fingercuffs." Well played, sir.

Posted by: barkerman at July 10, 2012 03:18 PM (ntl3e)

138 "Police opposed bail, saying Walker was on probation for drug offences and her "erratic and violent" criminal behaviour appeared to be escalating."

You
Don't
Say

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 10, 2012 03:19 PM (sClIO)

139

I was trying to be fasicious. Guess the comedy got lost somewhere in the intertubes.

Heh. Me, too.

I wonder if Ace did this to get everybody warmed up for the ONT?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 10, 2012 03:19 PM (d0Tfm)

140

More like Wal-Mart birthday cake.

Like Cookie Puss but eith chin acne.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2012 03:20 PM (I27d2)

141 Two destroyers and three amphibious landing vessels carrying marines set sail from Russian bases in the Arctic and the Black Sea, according to Russian military sources. Russia's defence ministry insisted that the mission was part of a previously scheduled exercise in the Atlantic, Mediterranean and Black Sea and at least one of the vessels in the flotilla has patrolled waters off Syria earlier this year. But Western diplomats say the purpose of the mission is to show tangible support for Mr Assad, to warn the West against military intervention in Syria and to prepare for the possible evacuation of Russian nationals from the country. Russia renewed naval patrols in the Mediterranean in 2007 Â– after a 15-year hiatus Â– with a wider aim of expressing the country's military resurgence. It was unclear whether the ships were carrying weapons supplies or large numbers of marines. Boy obama sure has a lot of influence with Russia ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2012 03:20 PM (05RcU)

142 Boy obama sure has a lot of influence with Russia ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2012 07:20 PM (05RcU)

Barky is the kind of guy Putin used to stuff into trash cans in high school.

Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

143
heh
The Taiwanese also did a video on Anderson Cooper.

http://tinyurl.com/6tzwsb5

Posted by: YIKES! at July 10, 2012 03:22 PM (0xil9)

144 148 Pooty know's he can do anything he wants with Obama in charge.Anything.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 03:23 PM (Xb3hu)

145 I told her the time lock on the safe wouldn't open till 2017.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 03:24 PM (AzwZn)

146 Boy obama sure has a lot of influence with Russia ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2012 07:20 PM (05RcU)

-------------------------------------------------

Before we know it, we'll start becoming a second-rate power. Oh, wait.......

Posted by: Soona at July 10, 2012 03:24 PM (JGJFi)

147 I was scared stiff!

Posted by: Witness at July 10, 2012 03:24 PM (QupBk)

148 #132 - I fell for it and I hate you....ruined my dinner

Posted by: MoeRon at July 10, 2012 03:24 PM (yWDpP)

149 155 #132 - I fell for it and I hate you....ruined my dinner

Posted by: MoeRon at July 10, 2012 07:24 PM (yWDpP

Aww...come on. She's got dancin' skilz!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (UOM48)

150 I think I may have Post Titty Stress Disorder.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (AzwZn)

151 I told her I wouldn't die pack her if she showed some nipple.

Posted by: Gas Station Attendant at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (AzwZn)

152 Okay morons. To come down from the titty high, stare at a pic of Meggie Mac. Breath deeply. Cured.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:29 PM (UOM48)

153 >>>heh The Taiwanese also did a video on Anderson Cooper. http://tinyurl.com/6tzwsb5 I didn't get all the symbolism. Sure I understood the light in his loafers but what's with the Oreo Cookie?

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM (suLy7)

154 "Cell block Double D" Okay, that was a good one. lol!

Posted by: red at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (suLy7)

155 That cop is SO obviously staring at her g-stringed ass...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (niZvt)

156 Did she demand that the sales clerk eat her out?

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (niZvt)

157 Honestly, I'm amazed anyone was able to recognize her face.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at July 10, 2012 03:43 PM (x8wJs)

158 @161: There were LGBT Oreos (photoshopped with rainbow stripes) posted by Nabisco a week or two ago. People were mildly offended.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2012 03:45 PM (9YUug)

159 Ay. She stole my heart

Posted by: DAve at July 10, 2012 03:49 PM (BoI09)

160

Police:"Can you describe the perp for us?"

Victim:"She has TWO.....huge tracts of land!"

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at July 10, 2012 03:51 PM (FLFli)

161 I've got a caper she can pull

Posted by: DAve at July 10, 2012 03:54 PM (BoI09)

162 She would have got away if only she had rubbed out the witnesses

Posted by: DAve at July 10, 2012 03:55 PM (BoI09)

163 Was she on bath salts?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2012 03:56 PM (9eDbm)

164 She can hold me up at tit point any time she wants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 03:57 PM (DZFVS)

165 hoe.

Posted by: and irresolute at July 10, 2012 04:03 PM (Q492A)

166 How appropriate that Ace was tipped off to this by Dr. Spank.

lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2012 04:05 PM (9eDbm)

167 It looked like Pamela Geller to me!

Posted by: Ace (not really) at July 10, 2012 04:06 PM (gYsnd)

168 WESPAC tours always want to go to Australia for round-eye chicks like this. The rumor was that there were more chicks than guys over there and they were all hot for guys coming in.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2012 04:07 PM (YdQQY)

169 Thank Gaia for gun control! Just imagine, if guns were around, she might have committed a crime in that store... um... er... GUNS ARE BAD, M'KAY!

Posted by: The Supreme Soviet of the People's Pseudo-Monarchal Republic of Australia at July 10, 2012 04:23 PM (XvHmy)

170

In the time between the picture and the video there has been enhancement. Those things don't pay for themselves.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 10, 2012 04:52 PM (nZvGM)

171 That's no moon. It's a boob station!

Posted by: Obi-Wan, alone in the desert for 20 years at July 10, 2012 04:53 PM (WItBr)

172 Jackie Massey Pointer Paisley, wunnit?
Wondered where she'd...got off...to.

Posted by: All-Objectivist Dating Site at July 10, 2012 04:55 PM (ZOlM3)

173 Any Aussie barristers out there interested in some, uh, pro boner work? She could probably use counsel and professional ethics aren't all they're cracked up to be...

Posted by: JEM at July 10, 2012 04:57 PM (dnFuB)

174 You can spell it whatever you want, but that name is "Tony" as in Tony Soprano. That's a stiffy wilter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 10, 2012 05:18 PM (r4wIV)

175 she's got elbows?

Posted by: Shoey at July 10, 2012 06:29 PM (m6OUa)

176 OMG! I thought for a brief moment it was Meghan McCain! No wait, I think that she just has the "brains" to rob like she would. Are we sure this is NOT Miss McCain?!

Posted by: Mark J. Goluskin at July 10, 2012 07:54 PM (KDvOj)

177 <<Thanks to @rdbrewer4 and Sgt. York for the updates on this important story.>>

Happy to help. I just wish I'd gotten in on the bust (<---see what I did there?)

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 10, 2012 11:56 PM (Gup0B)

178 What happened to the Runway shot video? No linky.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 11, 2012 07:06 AM (UU0OF)

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