November 02, 2012

Axelrod: Obama's Speeches Now "Coming From His Loins"
— Ace

So I've been saying.

“You can see in the speech that he’s delivering — that he, that this is coming from his loins,” Axelrod declared, adding, “I just wanted to say loins. I wanted to see if I could get loins in the story.”


Your Mouth

How many times will Your Mouth fall for this before it's officially Your Mouth's fault?

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM | Comments (167)
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1 Eeewwwww!

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 02:06 PM (nw0Vt)

2 Insert Buford T. Justice quote, etc.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 02:06 PM (BatdI)

3 It's twue! It's twue!!!

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 02, 2012 02:06 PM (e0xKF)

4 OH OH OH! I WANT TO SUCK HIS COCK!

Posted by: Greg at November 02, 2012 02:06 PM (F6KtL)

5 This explains everything!

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 02:06 PM (nw0Vt)

6 Y'all are gonna get the full load now!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (FcR7P)

7 His penis. Your mouth. Some assembly required.

Posted by: O'Bumbles Fuck Up Doll at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (F6KtL)

8 Gird them next time, Barry!

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (jKE+Z)

9 Doesn't Axelrod mean from Obama's vagina?

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (GrtrJ)

10 C'mon, Mitt. Finish this chump and let's go home.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (JDIKC)

11 Obama and loins are two words that do not belong in the same sentence. Ever. 

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2012 02:07 PM (a0IVu)

12 So even Axelrod is mocking him with the gay imagery.

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (CofEF)

13 this is coming from his loins,” Axelrod declared Axe, his loins are on the other side.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (FcR7P)

14 Now you know why I used the word "Load" the other day, wink, wink...

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (zbbwn)

15 So Biden's virus is contagious.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (fEEBt)

16

Oh, we all know about Obama speaking from his loins baby!

Posted by: Chicago Bath Houses at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (F6KtL)

17 I'll piss on you whiteys and tell you it's raining.

Posted by: barky at November 02, 2012 02:08 PM (B/3nz)

18 Bukkake Hussein Obama. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Posted by: jakeman at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (96M6e)

19 But it was supposed to be *my* turn to wear the loincloth!

Posted by: Kal Pen at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (jKE+Z)

20  Do Obama's loins include his anus?

Posted by: Concern Troll at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (b1iOR)

21 15 So Biden's virus is contagious. Posted by: Sean Bannion

I'm an excellent driver! Time for Wapner!

Posted by: BHO at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (6TB1Z)

22 uuuuuugh what the ..... Lord these people couldnt defile the office more if they tried.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (DGIjM)

23 "Loins" sounds so racist to me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (Cnqmv)

24 Charlie: Do wasps make honey? Dennis: No wasps do not make honey. Charlie: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (ZPrif)

25 What a relief.  I thought it was coming from his anus. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (mjR67)

26 OMFG! This is beyond hilarious.

I have to assume stupid-as-fuck Axelrod thought "loins" means something like "entrails"-- i.e. "guts."

Otherwise this is just WAY too creepy.

Posted by: lael at November 02, 2012 02:09 PM (ZnY8c)

27 I taught him how to do that! Heh.

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at November 02, 2012 02:10 PM (F6KtL)

28 Vote like your loins depend on it!

Posted by: Dante at November 02, 2012 02:10 PM (NWLVJ)

29 I coulda sworn it was the choom talking.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2012 02:10 PM (XUKZU)

30 Sometimes reality is just too over-the-top.

Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2012 02:10 PM (vtiE6)

31 YUCK!!!!

Bleach stat!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2012 02:10 PM (94rak)

32 I have to assume stupid-as-fuck Axelrod thought "loins" means something like "entrails"-- i.e. "guts." --- Maybe he meant "the cockles of Obama's heart" and then just kept going further south.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (e0xKF)

33 Oh dear god ...

Posted by: Janetoo at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (R+fMx)

34 It's taken four years for him to quit talking out his ass.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (WbGW2)

35 MMMMMMMMHMMMM BABY! Love me thise loins baby!

Posted by: Reggie the Love Train at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (F6KtL)

36 Jackelopes say whut?????

Posted by: Bzb888 at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (Fr8N6)

37 Democrats: they save you the trouble of making shit up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (pFqpP)

38 It's the same tired stump speech he's been giving for two months, just with extra nasty.

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 02:11 PM (P6QsQ)

39 That poor poor teleprompter.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (oHWN4)

40 They be tender loins, too!

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (jKE+Z)

41 Your loins.  Have they been girded?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (X/+QT)

42 Do Obama's loins include his anus?
Posted by: Concern Troll

If he's running backwards fast enough I guess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (jo069)

43 Smoked loins.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (rlFQ+)

44 He mean's Barry vagina right?

Posted by: runninrebel at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (HonRE)

45 Yes, Mr. Axelrod we know. We've been sucking his loins for four years. Enough is enough.

Posted by: America at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (F6KtL)

46 Loins?  I love it!  Make it a slogan!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 02, 2012 02:12 PM (+AV7H)

47 When my mouth fails it's Bush's fault.

Posted by: Pilgrimsarbour at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (TBgRx)

48 have to assume stupid-as-fuck Axelrod thought "loins" means something like "entrails"-- i.e. "guts." He meant lady-parts.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (FcR7P)

49 Say that without a mustache you bastard!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (ndlFj)

50 Love it when he plays full-court defense on my loins!

Posted by: Reggie the Love Train at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (F6KtL)

51 And this stuff from Axelrod is coming from his acid dropping port hole.

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (r2PLg)

52
That sounds like desperate talk.  I won't mind not hearing that fool anymore either.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (PHb2k)

53 If Axelslut had said ass instead of loins he would have been on to something.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Teams Up With Mitt Romney's Hair to Defeat SCOAMF at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (+AV7H)

54 so we have a National Party campaign of Loins and Vaginas.


Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (hX8cq)

55 So that's what's under those sharply creased pants! Yummy!

Posted by: David Brooks at November 02, 2012 02:13 PM (zbbwn)

56

They are running out of slobbering phrases of praise, when they start using the word..."loins".

 

That's just gross.

 

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (ICEh3)

57 You guys will love this S.F. Chronicle article from the other day.  Excerpts:

"Dems nervous, GOP upbeat as vote nears"

There's no shortage of their kind in the politically bluest parts of California. Liberals so freaked out about the prospect of President Obama losing his re-election bid that they can't sleep at night. Can't talk about anything else. Can't stop parsing the latest polls.

Only one person has been able to calm these and many other nervous Democrats: Pollster Nate Silver, creator of the New York Times' FiveThirtyEight blog. Many anxious liberals check him daily. At least.
Pollster's odds for Obama

Silver, who correctly predicted 49 of the 50 states in the 2008 election, frequently updates the probability of which candidate will win the presidency. As of Friday, Silver predicted that Obama had a 74 percent chance of winning.

"After I read Nate Silver the other day, I felt better," [Berkeley resident Jim] Blume said.


since I have no idea how to do tiny url, here:

www.sfgate.com/default/article /Dems-nervous-GOP- upbeat-as-vote- nears-3989238.php

Posted by: SFGoth at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (dZ756)

58 This Axelrod fellow needs to step up his game -- literally, not figuratively.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (F2bKl)

59 I bet the comments on that page are priceless.

Posted by: logprof at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (jKE+Z)

60 Yeah, he's fucked us over pretty good.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)

61 Obama made me play 'Black Castle' at the White House and said that there was a treat in his loins!

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (F6KtL)

62 The Democrats' obsession with genitals is really getting out of control.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (uhAkr)

63 Umm, is Axelgreasedrod worried about teh ghey vote?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (BVkEs)

64 I've seen his loins, and believe me--he's gotta full load!

Posted by: Joey "Chains" Biden at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (r2PLg)

65 Samwise just came a little.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2012 02:14 PM (fsLdt)

66
Forward! to the Loins!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (PHb2k)

67 so we have a National Party campaign of Loins and Vaginas.

And bears, oh my.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (ZKzrr)

68 I'm a classy mother fucker ain't I?

Posted by: David Axelturd at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (/YJYi)

69 not much meat on  those skinny ass loins

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (9+ccr)

70 Disturbing , very disturbing ........

Posted by: grumpy momma bear at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (SIgM0)

71 So teh JEF has been talking out of his ass. What's new?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (d0Dmj)

72 "Obama's a dickhead." -- Axelrod.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (aSf5o)

73 "BAMA LOIN!!!!"

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (GRvW4)

74 This is the mature senior adviser that Barack relies on?

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at November 02, 2012 02:15 PM (zLp5I)

75 What fucking retards. Thanks, Huckabee, for giving us the worst nominee in generations.

Posted by: Truman North at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (+dq0Z)

76 Not often you see "axle," "rod," "loins," and "coming" all in a headline about the POTUS.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (WbGW2)

77 These are the kind of statements a wistful losing campaign manager says in the last days of a losing campaign. Go back and look.

Posted by: Interested Party at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (RE+1w)

78 Out & About:  The Axel, the Rod and the Loinz

http://tinyurl.com/yazqw72

Posted by: The Irony at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (rzTDZ)

79 So, in 2008, Slow Joe told us to "gird our loins."
Then, a few days ago, he said he was gonna give us the full "load."
Now, Axeldouche tells us this.


You'd almost think there's a theme here.

Posted by: jakeman at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (96M6e)

80 Andrew Sullivan just blacked out in orgasmic ecstacy.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (jgXna)

81 I gave my brotha Obama the best advice ever for both pre and post election... 'Fire up the base!'

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (feFL6)

82 have they become ridiculous?
does this really fly in an unhigh america?

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 02:16 PM (hX8cq)

83 We've gone from VAGINA SQUIRREL!!! to LOIN SQUIRREL!!! Tuesday can't get here fast enough.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (n5+zr)

84 I was thinking of another anatomical part that rhymes with "arse."

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (RIg+t)

85

I got a tingle baby!

Posted by: Chris 'I'll Have Another Drink' Matthews at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (F6KtL)

86 Just like laundry day on Monday, it's a light load.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (JJ+PT)

87 Did someone say ribs?

Posted by: Oprah at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (zbbwn)

88 I don't know but isn't describing a black man as sex-crazed supposed to be racist or something?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (jo069)

89 This weekend, I think, will be priceless as far as dem quotes are concerned.  Monday will be gaffapalooza.  They're slobbering when they talk now.  This is fun.

Posted by: Soona at November 02, 2012 02:17 PM (Bk8vR)

90 So, in 2008, Slow Joe told us to "gird our loins."
Then, a few days ago, he said he was gonna give us the full "load."
Now, Axeldouche tells us this.


You'd almost think there's a theme here.

Posted by: jakeman at November 02, 2012 06:16 PM (96M6e)


add vaginas, it's the party of beavis and butthead?

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 02:18 PM (hX8cq)

91 Wow--Jennifer Griffin the gal that just survived cancer--is kicking everyone's ass--Jake Tapper--on reporting Benghazi. Eat her damn dust Tapper.

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 02:18 PM (r2PLg)

92 have they become ridiculous? Have they??? Was there ever a time when it was not so?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 02:18 PM (fEEBt)

93 There are not red loins or blue loins.

Posted by: Barack O'Loins at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (F6KtL)

94 OK, who spooged on the blog. It is all off-white now.

Posted by: sTevo at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (VMcEw)

95 91 Beavers and Butthead. (Feminists and Obama)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (aSf5o)

96

"I wanted to see if I could get loins in the story.”

 

 

Another sign that they know its over.  Obam's campaign advisers are going for humor and self aggrandizement.  If it was close, he would never say something so stupid. 

 

Watch this weekend, they will all be auditioning for their next gig.  Their interviews will all be about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (zLp5I)

97 add vaginas, it's the party of beavis and butthead?

Let me do the math for you sweetheart..

Beaver, beavis, and butthead.

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (feFL6)

98 Pssst.  Romney's gonna kill the disabled.
http://is.gd/t5h5Mo

Bonus vulgarity.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (ZKzrr)

99 Well plugs told us today that there wasn't a day in the 4 years obama has been president that he's been proud of obama...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 02, 2012 02:19 PM (9+ccr)

100 Tomorrow, Obama is going to give the best speech of his campaign.


He'll hold the microphone up to his crotch and queef.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (GrtrJ)

101 Sean,  you have a point.

i'm just wondering if all htis shit s what our population is now reduced to?

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (hX8cq)

102 Gird you loins in binders, and prepare to accept the full load from Obama's big stick.

Posted by: Joe "Gladiator Movies" Biden at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (vjyZP)

103 This in from the checkout line: 1983 Michael Jackson just called Sandra Bullock and demanded his nose, chin, and sunglasses back. Also, if Barack Obama loses, he will be blaming Michelle. The enquirer says so.

Posted by: Truman North at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (+dq0Z)

104 So Teh JEF is talking out of his ass. What else is new?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (jucos)

105
I think Obumbles is gonna get a loinectomy on Tues.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (PHb2k)

106 84 We've gone from VAGINA SQUIRREL!!! to LOIN SQUIRREL!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 06:17 PM (n5+zr) Ummmm, you got pics of loin squirrels AND rack'n???? Hep' a brutha out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 02:20 PM (fEEBt)

107 94 There are not red loins or blue loins.

Obama loves him some purple loins

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (vjyZP)

108 Duh!

Posted by: Michelle at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (2ArJQ)

109 Bonus vulgarity. nudity or GTFO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (n5+zr)

110 I want America to meet THAT Obama, just like I have over the last four years.

Posted by: Kal Penn- Totally NOT Obama's gay lover, just really sensitive at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (F6KtL)

111 I want to see these A-holes lose so badly, just for the lunatic meltdowns and recriminations. Hope Romney remembers to fumigate the White House

Posted by: jjshaka at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (LuBkF)

112

92 Wow--Jennifer Griffin the gal that just survived cancer--is kicking everyone's ass--Jake Tapper--on reporting Benghazi.

Eat her damn dust Tapper.

 

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Yeah, tasker.

She just reported something that I hadn't heard before...

 

Ambassador Stevens body was under the control of Ansar Al-Shariah at the hospital...in the hours after his body was taken there.

 

They fuckin knew this, and still lied about it being "because of a video"!

 

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (ICEh3)

113 other side of the gooch axeldouche

Posted by: jonfezzik at November 02, 2012 02:21 PM (SfLv2)

114 Shitbird the Loinhearted

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 02, 2012 02:22 PM (Rrc6j)

115 102 It's Progress. (And you can't argue with that.) (You can't argue with Progress. It will call you all sorts of bad names.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 02:22 PM (aSf5o)

116 Obama's big stick.

Ah, I forgot about that one. Good catch.

Posted by: jakeman at November 02, 2012 02:22 PM (96M6e)

117 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:20 PM (fEEBt) There...is...no...fucking...way...I'm googling "loin squirrel."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 02:22 PM (n5+zr)

118 102 Sean, you have a point. i'm just wondering if all htis shit s what our population is now reduced to? Well, we're sentient. So we got that goin' for us....which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion! Channeling Carl Spackler at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (fEEBt)

119 Bonus vulgarity. nudity or GTFO.

You want to see Joe Biden nude?  Seek help.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (ZKzrr)

120 Ew ew ew. Ew.

Posted by: Alana at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (I7aq5)

121 The Romney Bus needs to show up in Staten Island with water and supplies.

Posted by: sTevo at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (VMcEw)

122 I would have worded it better.

Posted by: Stephanie Cuntter at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (F6KtL)

123 Jennifer Griffin is an excellent journalist.  When she finally gets out of war zones, she should teach journalism in some ivy league university and fail every one of her leftist, libprog students who fail to turn in UNBIASED papers.

Meanwhile, Nannybloomturd finally cancelled the NYC marathon, all while monitoring who was drinking more than 16 oz containers of sewage, or eating toxic transfats from dumpsters on staten and coney islands. 

Posted by: ShameTheShameless at November 02, 2012 02:23 PM (TFeHR)

124 The other thing is, "loins" is a Biblical word (used in many translations).

Those who know the Bible better than I could tell you how it's used (literally & metaphorically). But the literal meaning is exactly what you think.

From googling, I find e.g. "Nations and peoples of nations shall be from thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins." (Indisputable sexual meaning there.)

Also in Ezequiel, to paraphrase/ summarize: After Ezekiel saw God's loins ("the glory of the Lord"), he fell on his face. (1:27-2 Then God tells him to stand up and get ready to tell the Israelites how awful they are. 2:1-7

Heh. So Axelrod's going for Biblical locutions to describe the glory of Obama.

Posted by: lael at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (ZnY8c)

125 You want to see Joe Biden nude? Seek help. I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (n5+zr)

126

I am going to kill them on the stand-up comedy circuit.  Which is good, because I am out of a job on November 7, 

Posted by: David Axelrod, Super-Genius at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (zLp5I)

127 Jennifer Griffin the gal that just survived cancer--is kicking everyone's ass--Jake Tapper--on reporting Benghazi.

Eat her damn dust Tapper.

----------

Yeah, tasker.
She just reported something that I hadn't heard before...

Ambassador Stevens body was under the control of Ansar Al-Shariah at the hospital...in the hours after his body was taken there.

They fuckin knew this, and still lied about it being "because of a video"!

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:21 PM (ICEh3)


add Sharyl Atkinson, seems like the Women are serious about doing an actual job.

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (hX8cq)

128 Ambassador Stevens body was under the control of Ansar Al-Shariah at the hospital...in the hours after his body was taken there. __________________ Yep, that part gave me the creeps. Also remember the guys on the ground had captured three of the terrorists --and they had to turn them over to the Libyans. A few days after Sept. 11th there was a prison break out in Libya....

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (r2PLg)

129 Thank God those loins are clean and articulate!!

Posted by: Joe Buffoon at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (2ArJQ)

130 There...is...no...fucking...way...I'm googling "loin squirrel." Wow. Over 20,000 hits.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (fEEBt)

131 From his loins, eh? But is he merely pissing into the wind, or talking out his arse? And just what sort of substance is there that he expects the faithful to swallow?

Posted by: perturbed at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (pkVI+)

132 113 Ansar Al-Shariah? Just some guys from Obama's neighborhood. (And/or youth.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (aSf5o)

133

Loins and Vaginas and balls.

O MY

Posted by: Dorothy at November 02, 2012 02:24 PM (kzejo)

134

; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;" class="MsoNormal">121The Romney Bus needs to show up in Staten Island with water and supplies.

Posted by: sTevo

; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;" class="MsoNormal">And some of those portable hallways.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 02, 2012 02:25 PM (Rrc6j)

135 131 There...is...no...fucking...way...I'm googling "loin squirrel." Wow. Over 20,000 hits. Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (fEEBt) I dare you to image search.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 02:25 PM (n5+zr)

136 Actually that prison break was about two weeks ago--mistyped. iirc

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 02:26 PM (r2PLg)

137 I dare you to image search. Hang on, need to go get the welder's mask from the garage.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 02:27 PM (fEEBt)

138

I don't know about the rest of you, but if i see his loins speaking, i am going to vote for those loins.  That'd be AWESOME

Otherwise Romney and his mute loins.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 02, 2012 02:27 PM (kzejo)

139 Summation of Obama's campaign:  Binders, vaginas, Big Bird and loins.

But he's gonna win 250 EC votes easy?  Bitch, please.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Teams Up With Mitt Romney's Hair to Defeat SCOAMF at November 02, 2012 02:27 PM (+AV7H)

140 So it's official - Valerie Jarrett is Obama's loins

Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2012 02:28 PM (dnFuB)

141 add Sharyl Atkinson, seems like the Women are serious about doing an actual job. Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (hX8cq) Yep--add Catherine Herridge. And Ace has a new thread.

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 02:28 PM (r2PLg)

142 But I think I did better than David today, "There's never been a day in the last four years I've been proud to be his vice president."

Posted by: Joe Biden Super-Genius at November 02, 2012 02:28 PM (zLp5I)

143

; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;" class="MsoNormal">127
I am going to kill them on the stand-up comedy circuit. Which is good, because I am out of a job on November 7,

Posted by: David Axelrod, Super-Genius

; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;" class="MsoNormal">Dude, you are going to be out of a job Nov 7 either way.  I don't need a political hack to tell me that the American people are gonna really hate what I have planned for them.

Posted by: TFG at November 02, 2012 02:28 PM (Rrc6j)

144 When Obama speaks from his loins, he says "I love you, I really love you"

Posted by: Valerie at November 02, 2012 02:28 PM (2ArJQ)

145 Disgusting.  Adolescent. 

Sums up every facet of the SCOAMF.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 02, 2012 02:29 PM (Gmp2Z)

146 Obama, the loin in winter

Posted by: The Sloganeer at November 02, 2012 02:29 PM (2ArJQ)

147 There...is...no...fucking...way...I'm googling "loin squirrel."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 06:22 PM (n5+zr)

 

 

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It sounds just like the Tulsa Thigh Toaster.

Posted by: Soona at November 02, 2012 02:30 PM (Bk8vR)

148 Obama's response: "Keep that mustache away from my loins!"

Posted by: Jake Tapper at November 02, 2012 02:30 PM (2ArJQ)

149

I've let my loins do my thinking for me for most of my adult life, but i never let them do the talking.

A loin has got to know its limitations.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 02, 2012 02:31 PM (kzejo)

150 This is a big fuckin' deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 02:31 PM (2ArJQ)

151 Axlerod should sell his mustache on Ebay. Who wouldn;t want that mounted on the wall.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 02, 2012 02:32 PM (kzejo)

152 Axeldouche knows it's over.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2012 02:32 PM (rlFQ+)

153 i loved that movie, Secondhand Loins

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 02, 2012 02:33 PM (kzejo)

154

I really am trying my best...

Posted by: Joe Biden Super-Genius at November 02, 2012 02:34 PM (zLp5I)

155 Remember the first rule of AOSHQ

Posted by: The 1st rule of Ace of Spades HQ, don't google it if you do not know what it is at November 02, 2012 02:36 PM (zLp5I)

156 Beware the man with one sandal ..

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at November 02, 2012 02:37 PM (QupBk)

157

 

Obama and loins are two words that do not belong in the same sentence. Ever.

 

on Obama's last night as president of the united states he enjoyed of pork loins an peas

Posted by: Willow Liberraunchy at November 02, 2012 02:40 PM (AW9md)

158 It's my understanding that when the president puts his dick in your mouth dems bodies have a way of shutting that shit down.

Posted by: Todd Akin at November 02, 2012 02:42 PM (TwMoC)

159 GIRD YOUR LOINS!!!!!!!!!!!! Shorter version!! He is DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2012 02:47 PM (ck76k)

160 #152 The only way the Axlerod mustache sells on Ebay is if his stinking, lying, Commie head is attached to his 'stache. One can hope.

Posted by: redgrains at November 02, 2012 02:54 PM (ePnYH)

161 I'm the Loin King, you peasants!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 02, 2012 02:58 PM (nkiQM)

162 Are you going to spit or swallow, America?

Posted by: lael at November 02, 2012 03:06 PM (ZnY8c)

163

Loin king.

 

Snort.

 

Good one.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 02, 2012 03:14 PM (SUKHu)

164

Loins is close.  another 3 inches back anbd you have hit the right spot.

Posted by: retired military at November 02, 2012 04:09 PM (UbevC)

165 What about my loins? I gots loins too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 04:54 PM (/A1Rb)

166 Chrissy Tingles will be mad since he is the offical groupie ballwasher czar of dear leader loins.

Posted by: Pat McGroin (Irish) at November 03, 2012 07:48 AM (Kflw4)

167 Am I supposed to think with my lady parts at the mention of his loins?  Sheesh.

Posted by: RandomFemale at November 04, 2012 08:22 AM (maKJ1)

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