January 05, 2012
— Ace Steve Jobs is dead, but we still have Obama.
Thanks to CDR M.
I'm in a silly mood and I can't really think very well. This Poop Situation from Tuesday night has my sleeping hours more wrecked than usual.
Plus, I listened to the funniest radio show I can remember (well, Howard Stern had some good ones) late last night. I'm going to link it on Saturday, as a throwaway post, but man, listen to the whole thing.
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Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 05, 2012 03:15 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Poop at January 05, 2012 03:15 PM (E8wxM)
Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2012 03:17 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2012 03:18 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2012 03:19 PM (UTq/I)
You're welcome.
Posted by: President Zero at January 05, 2012 03:20 PM (3wgYt)
Posted by: Fraudie Mac loves Barack ! at January 05, 2012 03:20 PM (1D7Am)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnel at January 05, 2012 03:20 PM (niZvt)
The Carrolla radio bit on "The Coward of the County" was hilarious, and in the side bar yesterday.
Yeah, right! I spent the next hour watching YouTube videos. Mainly George Carlin and Artie Lange. I'll see if I can link Artie Lange's bit on Lawrence Taylor.
Posted by: Murder Van Mike at January 05, 2012 03:21 PM (BHM5V)
I have no idea who that is, but our local Chicago news just reported it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2012 03:21 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 05, 2012 03:22 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 05, 2012 03:23 PM (QcFbt)
Real Men don't say "poop."
Well then I guess real men don't take care of their kids either....because that's the only word that makes toddlers smile.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:23 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: Joffen at January 05, 2012 03:24 PM (zLeKL)
There's nothing in the world like coming down with norovirus one day and not urinating until 3pm the next afternoon due to dehydration.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2012 03:24 PM (zpgiG)
*fart*
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2012 03:24 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2012 03:25 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Portnoy at January 05, 2012 03:26 PM (3wgYt)
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 03:26 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2012 03:27 PM (nj1bB)
How is Barack Obama like a cranky guy complaining to the receptionist at a doctor's office? Neither of them can get their appointments confirmed.
Posted by: Obama Jokes at January 05, 2012 03:27 PM (c0LX3)
It really sucks getting old!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2012 03:27 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2012 07:26 PM (c9Ivb)
Bluewater Wind?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2012 03:28 PM (zpgiG)
speaking of which.. I'm due for another colonoscopy.. The procedure is nothing compared to the prep the day before..
Ah...the ole Miralax Two-Step.
I salute you my friend.
But I mostly pity you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:28 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:29 PM (d0Tfm)
There's no justice in the universe when a smirking douchebag like Jon Stewart is a cultural icon and Norm McDonald is reduced to guest spots on a podcast.
Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 05, 2012 03:29 PM (2b46R)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnel at January 05, 2012 03:29 PM (niZvt)
*fart*
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2012 07:24 PM (Lpgtj)
Did you ever read Walter, the Farting Dog? Makes even Middle Schoolers struggle to the end of the book.
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 03:30 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: mike at January 05, 2012 03:30 PM (IU2Za)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 05, 2012 03:31 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 05, 2012 07:29 PM (2b46R)
Or that Sports Show got cancelled and Daily Show is still on the air.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2012 03:31 PM (zpgiG)
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2012 03:33 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2012 07:27 PM (UTq/I) Just remember: if the doctor says something like "I'll get a sample of this, for analysis", you NEED to say "No Doctor, take it all" ... unless you don't mind a make-up exam. Sedation is not your friend in this case.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 05, 2012 03:33 PM (KiJ8R)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2012 03:33 PM (sdi6R)
I liked what Steve Forbes had to say in this Newsmax article.
Snippets:
“I’m delighted that the governor is staying in the race,” Forbes told Newsmax.TV on Wednesday. “They’re going to regroup. He’s going to do both debates in New Hampshire this weekend and then spend the rest of the time in South Carolina.”
....
Forbes believes that RomneyÂ’s two greatest weaknesses in the eyes of Republican voters are taxes and his close association with the Massachusetts healthcare law that he helped usher in as governor.
“He has no tax plan and as a matter of fact he’s spoken favorably of the idea of a Value Added Tax,” said Forbes, who believes that such a tax could lead to a European-style welfare state in America.
“I think that is going to be a real bone in the throat for Republicans,” he said, noting that Romney’s other “big albatross” is healthcare. “Until he deals with that so the people feel comfortable that he’ll handle healthcare in a free market way rather than a government way, I think he’s going to still have problems with most of the Republican base.”
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:34 PM (5H6zj)
Maybe, just maybe, if they still taught Science in school, you know, real sciency type stuff, with physics and shit, not this "Green Energy" crap, that kid would still have his ear intact.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:35 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: artemis at January 05, 2012 03:35 PM (EL9AK)
Posted by: Triumph the Insult Dog at January 05, 2012 03:36 PM (l0But)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 03:38 PM (/7nCM)
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:38 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 07:34 PM (5H6zj)
Didn't Steve Forbes endorse Perry? Said he liked Perry's tax plan? (Or I could be totally absorbed in my fantasyland scenario where everybody supports Perry) Either or -
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 03:39 PM (YYkse)
I liked what Steve Forbes had to say in this Newsmax article.
Snippets:
“I’m delighted that the governor is staying in the race,” Forbes told Newsmax.TV on Wednesday. “They’re going to regroup. He’s going to do both debates in New Hampshire this weekend and then spend the rest of the time in South Carolina.”
....
Forbes believes that RomneyÂ’s two greatest weaknesses in the eyes of Republican voters are taxes and his close association with the Massachusetts healthcare law that he helped usher in as governor.
“He has no tax plan and as a matter of fact he’s spoken favorably of the idea of a Value Added Tax,” said Forbes, who believes that such a tax could lead to a European-style welfare state in America.
“I think that is going to be a real bone in the throat for Republicans,” he said, noting that Romney’s other “big albatross” is healthcare. “Until he deals with that so the people feel comfortable that he’ll handle healthcare in a free market way rather than a government way, I think he’s going to still have problems with most of the Republican base.”
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 07:34 PM (5H6zj)
By the Gov., does he mean Perry?
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 03:39 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: David Kramer at January 05, 2012 03:39 PM (OkW7e)
Yes.
He actually has been working on Perry's economic team.
He's said a few favorable things about Newt, but clearly not a fan of Mitt. (Not in a personal way, but on economic policy.)
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:40 PM (5H6zj)
a European-style welfare state in America
I could get used to being on the dole, getting a free crib, and free drugs. Then all I'd have to do is the occasional burglary to buy beer.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 03:40 PM (B/Xs/)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 05, 2012 03:40 PM (eCnLg)
Via allahpundit on Twitter: Huntsman announces tonight in Newport that he has won the endorsement of the Boston Globe
Priceless. Effin priceless.
That could also read, "Huntsman announces tonight in the playground of the idle rich Newport that he has won the endorsement of the Boston Globe, thereby reinforcing his reputation as a 'regular guy'"
Who's this guy campaign manager? Alfred E. Newman?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:40 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2012 03:40 PM (niZvt)
Yes, Perry.
So that answers the question a moron had yesterday about the NH debates.
Perry is posting a lot of fundraising appeals on Facebook. I've given twice, but I think I need to do it again (although it will be small). They're trying to get money for the SC push.
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:41 PM (5H6zj)
he has won the endorsement of the Boston Globe
So how is the endorsement of a commie rag owned by the NYT something you'd want people knowing about?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 03:42 PM (B/Xs/)
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 03:42 PM (YYkse)
That may be, but it doesn't bode well for Mr. Electability and his mythical appeal to moderates.
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:43 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2012 03:43 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2012 03:44 PM (uIz80)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2012 03:44 PM (niZvt)
How many conservative papers are there?
I think it's relevant that Mitt's hometown paper didn't endorse him. They usually favor native sons, despite the political leanings of a paper.
I don't think this hurts Huntsman any more than McCain or O'Donnell's endorsements hurt Mitt.
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:45 PM (5H6zj)
The Boston Globe?? Wow, a hardcore conservative paper, huh? /s
The scene is etched in my mind....
Jon Huntsman standing in the grand ballroom of The Breakers, his arms held wide like he's the Pope blessing the crowd, saying to himself, "These, these are my people."
God? Why did you put so many douchebags in the world?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:46 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: Mrs. Numnuts at January 05, 2012 03:46 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 03:47 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Confucius at January 05, 2012 03:47 PM (3raPN)
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 07:41 PM (5H6zj)
I gave him 50. As much as I could give him for now. But what he really needs now is a debate performance. Santorum will melt and Newt is suicide bombing mittens.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 05, 2012 03:47 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 03:47 PM (B/Xs/)
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 07:38 PM (5H6zj)
I'm guessing he sees this as a positive.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2012 03:49 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 03:49 PM (B/Xs/)
Oh, while we're at it, who was it that asked about Fiona Apple in the sidebar a couple of days ago? Was that you, Ace?
I was just curious, since her I played her debut CD so much, I'm surprised there are any sounds left on it. Too bad she didn't have the same session guys on When the Pawn, which wasn't nearly as good, but the link in the question to her singing that torch song was outstanding. Good to hear her mature musically.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:50 PM (d0Tfm)
I think he sees it as a negative for Mitt to not get his hometown rag's support.
Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2012 03:50 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2012 03:51 PM (hiMsy)
When I was a wee tyke, my mom washed cotton diapers. Anyone on the lower income end of the scale needs to do the same thing.
Well, that proposal was from Rosa DeLauro, and (VERY quick) one look at her mug sorta tells you where she's coming from right away.
What is it with liberal chicks? Is there a weekly context to see who is the most hideous?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:51 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 03:51 PM (/7nCM)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 07:47 PM (B/Xs/)
Can you even get cotton diapers anymore?
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 03:52 PM (YYkse)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2012 03:52 PM (UHlvV)
Can you even get cotton diapers anymore?
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 07:52 PM (YYkse)
Yes, but it's mostly done by a "service" catering to rich yuppies who drive Volvos.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:54 PM (sU+tK)
heh. my first sock fail.
Hang around here and there will be more. Many more.
Let he or she who has never failed at socking cast the first empty Valu-Rite bottle...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:54 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 07:54 PM (sU+tK)
And heaven forfend they wash their own diapers, I'm sure.
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 03:56 PM (YYkse)
When I was a wee tyke, my mom washed cotton diapers.
Mine too. I still have the scars from the pins.
I guess she didn't like them falling off me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:56 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 05, 2012 07:47 PM (B/Xs/)
Can you even get cotton diapers anymore?
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 07:52 PM (YYkse)
Yes, but you really have to hunt. I had 2 kids who broke out using paper diapers. I washed 60 diapers per day for years. The kids turned out great.
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 03:57 PM (2Gb0y)
And heaven forfend they wash their own diapers, I'm sure.
Posted by: Katy Beth at January 05, 2012 07:56 PM (YYkse
You MUST be joking my dear!
Posted by: Bitsy Van Voorhees at January 05, 2012 03:57 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 03:57 PM (/7nCM)
All this talk about poop, it's just nutty.
Posted by: Austin Power's Blender at January 05, 2012 03:57 PM (WUWb9)
What is it with liberal chicks? Is there a weekly context to see who is the most hideous?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 07:51 PM (sU+tK)
Not weekly. I think the contest is every four years. It's called the Democrat National Convention.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2012 03:57 PM (UHlvV)
I am sure you all remember when they delivered milk in glass bottles too, right?
Damn right I do!
They used to deliver soda to the back door too!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 03:59 PM (sU+tK)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 04:01 PM (/7nCM)
Yes, but you really have to hunt. I had 2 kids who broke out using paper diapers. I washed 60 diapers per day for years. The kids turned out great.
Posted by: Pecos, still backing Perry at January 05, 2012 07:57 PM (2Gb0y)
I bet you're still scraping dark matter out from under your fingernails though.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2012 04:01 PM (UHlvV)
Children, cotton diaper were ALWAYS sold or leased with a service that picked them up and delivered them back.
But really, now cotton diapers tend to be status symbols among the same set who drive Priuses and buy carbon credits. The truck from "the service" is a marker of your virtue.
Just drive around neighborhoods in Bethesda or Potomac, MD or Weston or Wellesley, MA on any given day around 11 am and you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 04:02 PM (sU+tK)
On the other hand, Abortion Bomber Weekly has endorsed Santorum.
Posted by: Clarence at January 05, 2012 04:03 PM (z0HdK)
Well, that proposal was from Rosa DeLauro, and (VERY quick) one look at her mug sorta tells you where she's coming from right away.
What is it with liberal chicks? Is there a weekly context to see who is the most hideous?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2012 07:51 PM (sU+tK)
Rose DeLauro = Perry Farrell
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2012 04:04 PM (zpgiG)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 04:04 PM (/7nCM)
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Seriously. I think the guy is on meth. This is the kind of shit tweakers do.
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