January 09, 2012
— Dave in Texas My heart says "Alabama". My head says "LSU". My liver says go easy on the Jack and my little toe says "please turn on the light this time".
Game on.
Tonight you get one of each.
...
Ok, yeah I'm going with my heart. Roll Tide.
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Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2012 04:14 PM (3raPN)
Posted by: joeindc44 - fully stoked tebow crazed rioter at January 09, 2012 04:14 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 04:15 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: tcn at January 09, 2012 04:16 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 09, 2012 04:16 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:18 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: jeanne! at January 09, 2012 04:18 PM (RbdTs)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, not riding the train at January 09, 2012 04:19 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:20 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 04:20 PM (ac6ny)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:20 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 08:18 PM (HmZoH)
Yeah, and she was late for practice when they were handing out the plastic titties...
Posted by: Portnoy at January 09, 2012 04:21 PM (1P9Wb)
Posted by: Andy at January 09, 2012 04:22 PM (XG+Mn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 09, 2012 04:22 PM (jucos)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:23 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 04:23 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at January 09, 2012 04:24 PM (jucos)
Don't care; would like to see a game with what we call *scoring* here in Sooner land. (Or to be most generous, even in Cowboy land.)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:24 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 04:25 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:26 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 04:26 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:27 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 04:28 PM (GTbGH)
Get it?? It's Ok to laugh,,,hey..is this thing on??? Fine...Geitner, get me a Pepsi....
Posted by: President Four Putt at January 09, 2012 04:29 PM (1P9Wb)
Dear LSU cheerleader, I hear they have great cosmetic surgeons at LSU; please make an appointment stat.
PS stat = hurry
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2012 04:29 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:29 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 08:30 PM (H7qBA)
Better be seein' some royalties comin' this way hoss...
Posted by: Dwight Yokum at January 09, 2012 04:32 PM (1P9Wb)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 04:32 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 04:33 PM (OluE0)
Why are there two pictures of the Bama gals. One before you click on New Comments Thingy and one after????? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:33 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 04:33 PM (GTbGH)
Those aren't 'bama cheerleaders, either.
Well, then, what the heck is DiT doing posting their pics?
Hiya, Tammy!
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:34 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 04:37 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:37 PM (MQofH)
No! Unjust choice! A cute little wholesome (no pun intended, if spelled incorrectly!) cheerleader, all by herself, from LSU, looking exactly like you wish you had brought her home to Mom 0-50 years ago, surrounded by those brute things from 'obamma, I mean Alobamma, and you pick the Bamonites! Outrage! Examine the 'Bama cheervampires carefully and you will know, deep in your heart of Dixie, that I am (for the first time in 2011 or 2012, or 1957!) correct!! Besides, LSU deserves to win, because of Catrina (yes, Katrina!, the one that almost drowned Gomorrah, but not quite, damn it!), and Bush, and ... well, make up your own reasons!!
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 04:37 PM (vewos)
Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2012 04:37 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:38 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:38 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: EBL at January 09, 2012 04:39 PM (IgakF)
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 04:40 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:40 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 04:41 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: LSU Tiger Collective at January 09, 2012 04:41 PM (igs++)
Where is everyone? Are they beating the crap out of each other in the previous thread?
It's pretty spirited over there. I had to bail. Bad for the blood pressure.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:41 PM (7yvLv)
Eh. I got nothing else.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 04:42 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:43 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 04:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:44 PM (7yvLv)
He sounds better than Lou Holtz, but he looks like shit. That side view of him they were showing when he was talking with Herbstreit was frightening.
And, shit, the Y-not jinx applies to Bama's RB/
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 04:45 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 08:43 PM (7yvLv)
Yeah, he's a d-bag.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:45 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 09, 2012 04:45 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 04:45 PM (H7qBA)
I miss the old days when every commercial in a show was from a different company.
Damn I sound like an old man now.
and you kids get off my lawn!!
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 04:47 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 04:48 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 04:48 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:49 PM (HmZoH)
"It's at times like this that I really miss Keith Jackson."
I was thinking the same exact thing.
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 04:50 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at January 09, 2012 04:50 PM (WUDvS)
I'm stuck at work and my coworker is watching screeching bitchy harpys on VH1. Kill me.....kill me now!!
I have no dog in this fight so I'm rooting for whoever wins. GO SOMEBODY!!!!
Posted by: stillers at January 09, 2012 04:50 PM (gVUg0)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:51 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 04:51 PM (tKFT6)
Oh, and more Bama cheerleader pics please. Us old men likey the flat bellys.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:53 PM (MQofH)
UPDATE:
In a shocking turn of events, the first score in the BCS Championship is a field goal! Many had predicted at least one touchdown in this game, but hopes dimmed as the Alabama kicking team trotted on the field.
Check here for later updates.
Posted by: AP News Wire at January 09, 2012 04:53 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl....all in for perry at January 09, 2012 04:54 PM (Ho2rs)
How do you pull a hamstring?
Been playing all sorts of games for years, seen even more. Hamstrings fall into the "shit happens" category, seems to me.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:55 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 04:56 PM (HmZoH)
>> Seek help.
I am.
*pours*
= = = = =
What could be more theraputic than listening to us bitch about pointy elbows?
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 04:56 PM (3SvjA)
RE: The new Bama cheerleader (or, according to some, the first - not a majorette) doesn't seem to have pointy elbows.
Honest to God, I've been seeing that being posted for months and I have absolutely NO idea what it means.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 04:57 PM (7yvLv)
It's a gag about picking out some ridiculous flaw on a chick the Horde has no chance with.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 09, 2012 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 04:59 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: USA at January 09, 2012 04:59 PM (6Cjut)
chick the Horde has no chance with.
Or, in other words, all of them? Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:00 PM (7yvLv)
How do you pull a hamstring?
Been playing all sorts of games for years, seen even more. Hamstrings fall into the "shit happens" category, seems to me.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 08:55 PM (7yvLv)
Could be how he placed his foot when running or his quads are overdeveloped, or he didn't warm-up properly or did and then sat around too longer after warming up.
He looked pretty good going into get checked. Barely limping. Might have just been a cramp and not a pull.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2012 05:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:00 PM (OluE0)
It's a gag about picking out some ridiculous flaw on a chick the Horde has no chance with.
I've wondered if it was an off-hand way of saying, "A bit too skinny for my tastes"
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 05:00 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Alabama bureau of tourism and trade at January 09, 2012 05:01 PM (j+Izh)
Why, I've been here all along, Dave. Just clink your glass three times...
Posted by: Mr. JD at January 09, 2012 05:01 PM (lDnoA)
Now I hear there's actually a football game involved and things are not so clear.
May the best _________ win.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2012 05:02 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Provincial Michigander at January 09, 2012 05:04 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:04 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: rabidfox at January 09, 2012 05:04 PM (B8CFT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 05:05 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:05 PM (7yvLv)
What game are you watching. I'm doubting double digits get scored this game. TOTAL score.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:06 PM (OluE0)
And a blowout in this game would be what, 12-3?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 05:06 PM (lDnoA)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 05:07 PM (HmZoH)
>> Honest to God, I've been seeing that being posted for months and I have absolutely NO idea what it means.
It's good natured ribbing from the commenters. We pick minute, silly "flaws" to complain about, and joke about them.
Then I take a bottle of whiskey into the closet and lay down on my shoes and drink until the sadness passes.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 09, 2012 05:08 PM (PjVdx)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:08 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 05:08 PM (V6fqC)
Someone please explain to me the business acumen that would suggest that Brent Musburger is the man for the job?
Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2012 05:09 PM (3raPN)
"The way LSU is playing Oklahoma would have blown their doors off."
I...... I don't know about that. You might be overdoing it a bit.
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 05:09 PM (H7qBA)
The way LSU is playing Oklahoma would have blown their doors off.
Sadly, no. My dear Sooners seemed to have forgotten how to score in the last few games, if there was any defense invovled at all.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:10 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 05:10 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 05:10 PM (V6fqC)
Employing the Boise State approach
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 05:11 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 05:11 PM (HmZoH)
The way LSU is playing Oklahoma would have blown their doors off.
Sadly, no. My dear Sooners seemed to have forgotten how to score in the last few games, if there was any defense invovled at all.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 09:10 PM (7yvLv)
Too true L Rob, too true.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:11 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: How It All Began ePub at January 09, 2012 05:12 PM (9j8RP)
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 05:12 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 05:12 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:14 PM (OluE0)
But you certainly don't look ancient,
. Anyway, here's an OT which shows one of the main reasons why Obama must go this year.
Israel preparing for nuclear Iran: report
In a sane world, an Islamic Iran with nukes wouldn't even be a possibility.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 05:15 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:16 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:16 PM (MQofH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2012 05:17 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 05:17 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 05:17 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 05:18 PM (JYheX)
Al, OSU didn't have a lick of defense this year, but they could dang sure score. Strangely, one of the few teams to score more than them was LSU.
Now look what you've done! Made a Sooner fan defend the Cowboys.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:18 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 05:18 PM (V6fqC)
Please don.t mention that foul tasting colonoscopy prep. I had to drink that gross stuff twice in 10 days. I can't smell lemon Pledge without wanting to puke.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 05:19 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: USA at January 09, 2012 05:20 PM (6Cjut)
If the majors would play Boise State, they'd get their asses kicked.
Don't disagree on an irregular, bowl game basis. I just would like to see them hammer it out every week.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:21 PM (7yvLv)
Twice in 10 days? Impossible! Posted by: USA
Possible and painful.. The first one didn't workout too well. Had to do it a second time.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 05:21 PM (HmZoH)
Annnnnd, LSU punts - again.
Will the wily, unpredicatable Les Miles resort to the trick plays before the night is over?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:22 PM (7yvLv)
You can make it to the closet? Respect.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 09, 2012 05:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Believing the Lie epub at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (jnTC3)
And her elbows aren't pointy!
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (Q4lFz)
L Rob, I understand your sympathies however, let us take a look at LSU's victories over ranked opponents:
#3 Oregon, #25 Mississippi State, #16 West Virginia, #17 Florida, #19 Auburn, #2 Alabama, #3 Arkansas, #12 Georgia.
That's pretty impressive. What does OSU have?
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Agmike at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (iEFSi)
So if Boise bitchez again about being in the Mash Potater Bowl, we'll do with the shiv and the .380 submachine gun. That's why they call it the MAC Ten, right? No fuggin way, little school in the mountains. We'll kill ya, and please take that literally. There's big coach salary at stake heah.
Posted by: Spur Wing the Baptist at January 09, 2012 05:25 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2012 05:26 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:26 PM (+h+c0)
No argument over the quality of opponents, Al.
And, B. I only got conned into defending them that one time. I'm done.
Boomer Sooner!
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:27 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 09, 2012 05:29 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 05:29 PM (lDnoA)
So, Dave switches out the good looking baton twirlers for a reject from the East German Olympic Team? OK.
And I think her shoes are dirty, too.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:31 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2012 05:31 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: USA at January 09, 2012 05:32 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:33 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 05:33 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 09, 2012 05:33 PM (G0i6Q)
So you're saying she needs a special stool to make the sammiches?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 05:34 PM (lDnoA)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 09:33 PM (7yvLv)
So, check me on this - this means it will take 3 scores by LSU to take the lead right?
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:35 PM (+h+c0)
You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.
Posted by: Born Standing Up Audiobook at January 09, 2012 05:36 PM (ZxK9d)
So, check me on this - this means it will take 3 scores by LSU to take the lead right?
Right. But there are only about 34 minutes to play.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:36 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2012 05:37 PM (ssc/K)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:39 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 05:39 PM (l9zgN)
Right. But there are only about 34 minutes to play.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 09:36 PM (7yvLv)
OK. So, LSU probably can't catch up since they'll only get the ball two more times before the end of the game. And two more possessions by LSU only means 6 more plays. Wow, I think LSU is in trouble. /s
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:40 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:43 PM (7yvLv)
When Alabama & LSU get together, it means one thing: a complete set of teeth. #justjokingyouthinskinnedhillbillies
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2012 05:44 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 05:45 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:45 PM (7yvLv)
Goes home.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 05:45 PM (+h+c0)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez mocked the U.S. and joked about directing 'a big atomic bomb' at Washington as they met in Caracas today.
The president of Iran was visiting his Venezuelan counterpart in an attempt to rally support for his government in the face of tightening sanctions from the West.
His meeting with Mr Chavez came on the day that Iran sentenced a man to death for allegedly spying on the country for the U.S., and claimed to have arrested several more American spies.
I'm all cracked up. Soon they will be too I hope.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2012 05:46 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:46 PM (7yvLv)
Goes home.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer
Oh snap!
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 05:46 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Kurt Herbertstreet at January 09, 2012 05:47 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:47 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 05:47 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 05:49 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Network Event Coordinator at January 09, 2012 05:49 PM (Qjh0I)
I'm out! I gotta go to work tomorrow. Pitchers and catchers in a few weeks!
Posted by: Al From Bay Shore at January 09, 2012 05:50 PM (H7qBA)
Posted by: Geaux Tigers at January 09, 2012 05:51 PM (qeMiy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2012 05:52 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 09, 2012 05:52 PM (G0i6Q)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 05:54 PM (vzFJV)
I'm all cracked up. Soon they will be too I hope.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2012 09:46 PM
Was Hadji the Muslim Comic the guest entertainment?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 05:55 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: kbdabear
Hadji? i thought we were sending Achmed the dead terrorist
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 05:58 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:01 PM (GTbGH)
Seriously, how much worse could Jarret Lee possibly play?
Posted by: Geaux Tigers at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (qeMiy)
Posted by: nikkolai at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (pSsN0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 06:07 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 10:07 PM (V6fqC)
Fits perfectly with the game.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2012 06:07 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: small town girl is a Georgia Bulldog at January 09, 2012 06:10 PM (J/B5p)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 09, 2012 06:11 PM (PjVdx)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Spur Wing the Baptist at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 10:13 PM (V6fqC)
I like how you think
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 06:16 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 06:16 PM (l9zgN)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:19 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 06:21 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 06:21 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 06:22 PM (Sh42X)
LSU hung 40 on then #3 Oregon. The D is that good.
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:23 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 06:26 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: deadman at January 09, 2012 06:26 PM (Zf0v/)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 06:27 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 06:27 PM (vewos)
Posted by: Newt Huntsman Perry-2012 at January 09, 2012 06:29 PM (jiwQf)
THIS ^^^^^^
I'm ready to hunt him down and honeybadger his ass with a bag of hammers.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:30 PM (OluE0)
I like the guy who had a kid in high school.
...and my gawd does he like talking about the honey badger doofus.
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 09, 2012 06:31 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at January 09, 2012 06:32 PM (EP6th)
who makes a mockery of the "athletic scholarship" by skipping class and smoking Jane all day long.
Wellllll....let's not go off half cocked here, darlin'.
Posted by: Jane at January 09, 2012 06:32 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 06:33 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 06:34 PM (lDnoA)
I laughed out loud. And wth was that shovel pass?
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:35 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 06:35 PM (l9zgN)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 06:36 PM (ySTXt)
The field looked like the result of a bizarre zoological experiment, involving whiskey and honey badgers.
Posted by: Raoul Duke, Sportswriter at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (SgLsM)
He probably has a short career in crime followed by a promising prison league career.
Posted by: deadman at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (Zf0v/)
Posted by: I give up at January 09, 2012 06:38 PM (qeMiy)
Both of these defenses are good, probably the best 2 in the country. However, the offenses are horrible, beyond just being the result of the strong defenses of their opponents (e.g., horrawful interceptions and plenty of missed open receivers). I enjoy defense and respect it plenty, but a team with a solid defense and a lousy offense is no better --and no more deserving of a spot in a one-off championship game-- that a team with a solid offense and a lousy defense.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:40 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 09, 2012 06:40 PM (H7CX+)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 06:41 PM (l9zgN)
They were going to do the climb with a Chevy Volt, but Smoky the Bear was there "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Posted by: deadman at January 09, 2012 06:41 PM (Zf0v/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 06:41 PM (lDnoA)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 06:42 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:42 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 06:43 PM (V6fqC)
OSU would have beat the shit out of either of these teams.
Posted by: Pedro at January 09, 2012 10:41 PM (uKQGL)
OSU would certainly have scored more than 12 points by now. And from the looks of LSU's offense, I think it would have been a Hell of a game.
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 06:43 PM (+h+c0)
One more Bama field goal would surely seal it I think. Although LSU may not cross the 50 again anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 06:45 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 06:45 PM (XE2Oo)
OSU would have beat the shit out of either of these teams.
You dream.
Dreams of my father's wisbone offense?
Posted by: Pedro at January 09, 2012 06:45 PM (uKQGL)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 10:42 PM (OluE0)
--Alas, nil.
The BCS is like the government. Take it and love it, proles.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:46 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: OCBill at January 09, 2012 06:48 PM (MiSre)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 06:49 PM (tKFT6)
Wonder if there was a tattoo shop in Montgomery that promised free artwork if nobody scored a touchdown.
If so, there's gonna be a lot of cankles gettin' butterflies tomorrow.
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 09, 2012 06:49 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2012 06:50 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 06:50 PM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 06:51 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:52 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 06:52 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Les Miles at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (GTbGH)
What could be worse? How about we take away the sound. Then we take away the picture.
Much better, actually.
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 06:54 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Pedro at January 09, 2012 06:55 PM (uKQGL)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:55 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Les Miles at January 09, 2012 06:56 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 10:53 PM (JYheX)
--I think the Vegas over/under was around 45 total points.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:56 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: TomH at January 09, 2012 06:57 PM (u8Tjb)
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 06:57 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2012 06:58 PM (lDnoA)
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 10:57 PM (5H6zj)
--As with the Super Bowl, I think a large percentage of the live audience are not true fans of either team.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:58 PM (P1nni)
It never sounds right to me when fans boo a college team. I mean their own team. Just doesn't it right.
Just imagine when they start paying them.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (tKFT6)
Really? or are you just joshing?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 10:58 PM (JYheX)
--No I think that was what I heard on the radio.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2012 07:00 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2012 07:01 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Les Miles at January 09, 2012 07:01 PM (Sh42X)
Oshkosh police have yet to release the identity of the body. However, a source close to the family tells ESPN that Philbin's body has been positively identified.
Police have been searching for 21-year-old Michael T. Philbin since Sunday evening. He disappeared at about 2 a.m. Sunday after an outing with friends in the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh campus area, about 50 miles from Green Bay.
Joe Philbin spent Monday in Oshkosh, where divers recovered the body of a man between the ages of 20 and 25 from the Fox River in late afternoon after a security guard reported hearing cries for help from someone on the ice.Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 07:02 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 07:02 PM (+h+c0)
If the Tigers don't get some points on the board, they're going to have a hard time getting into this game
Brent? Is that you?
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 09, 2012 07:03 PM (SgLsM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 07:05 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:06 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:08 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Les Miles at January 09, 2012 07:09 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 07:10 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 07:11 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:11 PM (OluE0)
Speaking of NFL coaches, that story about the Steelers RB coach who was burned in a house fire is odd. It's hard to understand how he was so badly burned in a fire that started in his kitchen in the middle of the night when he was alone. It's not like he had to go in to rescue someone or something.
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 07:13 PM (l9zgN)
This game is blah but anyone who detests the BCS should be glad. I doubt they'll reform any time soon, though. . . .
Plus one after 2014 mark it down!
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 07:13 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Les Miles at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (Sh42X)
I mean 1AA, div 2 and div 3 can all manage a playoff, but not 1A? how's that work...?
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (P1nni)
Epic D, though.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jennifer Hudson I Got This ePub at January 09, 2012 07:17 PM (YdG6s)
It's been the same game as in November, except Alabama is driving a little deep before they have to kick, and LSU is being stymed.
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 07:17 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 07:17 PM (0yt4x)
Posted by: BigJohn at January 09, 2012 07:19 PM (xA0JA)
Posted by: BigJohn
I have to disagree, I just don't see it
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:20 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Tom Hanks creator of historical inaccuracies at January 09, 2012 07:20 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:20 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2012 07:21 PM (wMsKw)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:21 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: TomH at January 09, 2012 07:21 PM (u8Tjb)
Posted by: BigJohn at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (xA0JA)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (G0i6Q)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (wMsKw)
Well that's it no split title
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 07:23 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (+h+c0)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 07:25 PM (Sh42X)
Hey Tigers! Hey Tigers! Hey Tigers!
We just beat the hell out of you!
Rammer Jammer, Yellowhammer, give 'em hell, Alabama!
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 07:26 PM (GTbGH)
That vaunted LSU machine is not such a big deal is it. Based on how they played tonight, I don't think they could have beat OSU.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:27 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:27 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 07:27 PM (vzFJV)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:27 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 07:28 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: logprof
Can't wait to see his post mortem after this.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:30 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Locarno at January 09, 2012 07:31 PM (QABa/)
Oh wait. I guess I should have hit Refresh. Now LSU back under 100 yards total offense...
Posted by: OCBill at January 09, 2012 07:31 PM (MiSre)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:31 PM (P1nni)
I know a way to settle that debate.
Congrats to Alabama.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 07:32 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 07:32 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at January 09, 2012 07:34 PM (Fs7RJ)
Posted by: Locarno at January 09, 2012 07:34 PM (QABa/)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 07:35 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: OCBill at January 09, 2012 07:35 PM (MiSre)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2012 07:37 PM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: OCBill at January 09, 2012 07:38 PM (MiSre)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2012 07:41 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 07:42 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Locarno at January 09, 2012 07:45 PM (QABa/)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2012 11:32 PM
The Orange Bowl sucked. This game sucked harder.
Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2012 07:45 PM (lXi+d)
Posted by: small favors at January 09, 2012 07:54 PM (MiSre)
and i'm sorry 21 - 0 does NOT obliterate the 9 - 6 scoreline from the earlier game ESPN. it's not even a touchdown difference in total points.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 08:00 PM (OluE0)
We came to.... well, I'm not even sure what the hell we came to do, since we sure didn't seem to be all that interested in playing football.
Nick Saban's Crimson Tide is Evil incarnate, of course, but no one could ever accuse them of not being a great football team.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 08:06 PM (I07f8)
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Posted by: kadin at January 09, 2012 08:31 PM (QKpSY)
Fixed.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 08:37 PM (I07f8)
Congratulations, Crimson Tide!
Now bring that National Championship Crystal Trophy home to Tuscaloosa, ALAFUKINGBAMA where it belongs.
Posted by: Case at January 09, 2012 09:34 PM (FD6YW)
Posted by: North Face Nuptse jacket Men at January 09, 2012 10:07 PM (jpejy)
Personally, I like both teams and both coaches. It's a shame that this bowl format leaves the teams idle for 4 to 6 weeks. We then pretend that the same teams that we watched play every week during the season are the same after 40 days of not playing ay game speed.
Every year, it seems one or the other team in the title game is flat. It's hard to keep the teams ready to play after so long a layoff - it's part coaches and part players. You could see in the eyes of the LSU players, that this wsn't going the way they expected. This game should have happened around December 15, after a 16 team playoff.
Posted by: Advo at January 10, 2012 03:26 AM (7vbG1)
# 492--Personally, I like both teams and both coaches. It's a shame that this bowl format leaves the teams idle for 4 to 6 weeks. We then pretend that the same teams that we watched play every week during the season are the same after 40 days of not playing ay game speed.
Every year, it seems one or the other team in the title game is flat. It's hard to keep the teams ready to play after so long a layoff - it's part coaches and part players. You could see in the eyes of the LSU players, that this wsn't going the way they expected. This game should have happened around December 15, after a 16 team playoff.
^this^
Not an NCAA champ- just bcs champ-- because you can't have a bcs champ without the
too bad the "big boys" are afraid of the rest of the teams- and "ranked " doesn't mean much when you only play a select group of teams. All the big conferences really only have two or so teams that are standouts- and THEY lose to a supposedly weaker team once or twice each year. Everybody else has a playoff- basketball always has someone make a run at the tourney but the "big boys" are afraid of the occasional loss.
Posted by: free tibet AND whirled peas at January 10, 2012 06:44 AM (ss6YE)
Posted by: free tibet AND whirled peas at January 10, 2012 07:26 AM (ss6YE)
You and every other slack-jawed yokel whose never even been to Alabama, much less the campus.
Welcome to the bandwagon.
Posted by: FUBAR at January 10, 2012 11:44 AM (mdhVr)
Posted by: Deacon Blues at January 10, 2012 12:15 AM (ULADD)
Hey slackjaw, I hate to let you in on the joke, but Steely Dan were INSULTING Alabama with that lyric.
"I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me Deacon Blues."
You really think a pair of west coast hipsters are bammers?
Posted by: FUBAR at January 10, 2012 11:47 AM (mdhVr)
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