January 29, 2012

Ben Howe's Radio Show: Act I, Scene 2
— andy

The second installment of Ben Howe's broadcast show airs tonight from 6pm-8pm Eastern. It's on WBT 1110AM in Charlotte, NC, if you're in the area. If not, there's a livestream at the link, and he'll also be taking calls at (704) 570-1110.

As a reminder, Ben's in competition with another host for a full-time show, and it would be great if the Moron Nation would lend its support.

Dramatization below the fold, and open thread in the comments.


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1 Barack O'Romney is a stuttering clusterrino of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 29, 2012 01:06 PM (UPa+a)

2 Today, I smell like Jelly Beans!

Posted by: Ben Howe's Microphone at January 29, 2012 01:06 PM (+6RV6)

3 Ben Dover?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2012 01:10 PM (1l+hi)

4 Who is Ben Howe?

Is he more of an Alex Jones or Mark (High Pitch Spermy Voice) Levin nutjob?  Savage or Beck?

Are his nutjob credentials up to date?

Posted by: Clarence at January 29, 2012 01:12 PM (z0HdK)

5 You should definitely listen in Clarence. You might learn something.

Aww, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2012 01:14 PM (XG+Mn)

6 Hahahahaha, Clarence don't know Ben Howe, He only know Ben Dover. Hahahahaha.

Posted by: dr kill at January 29, 2012 01:16 PM (ELPgk)

7 Clarence, shouldn't you be over at Huffpo mocking Santorum's sick child with the rest of your pals?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:16 PM (UOM48)

8 Who is Ben Howe?

^^^

A top notch nude. So clearly you've never heard of him.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:20 PM (hjyyG)

9

@ 8 A top notch nude.

...

 

But it's radio, so how would you ever know?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 29, 2012 01:21 PM (UPa+a)

10 Clarence, continuing listening to your taxpayer funded extorted NPR and leave the criticism of commercially viable talk radio, political commentary, and news programing to the people whom know what they are talking about.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 01:21 PM (ijjAe)

11

(High Pitch Spermy Voice)

 

You say this as if you disapprove, Clarence.  Homophobic much?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:21 PM (fNK8e)

12 You know what would be cool? If we could vote off the trolls.

Clearance, raykon, curious/miffymuffybuffy/oldladiesinwalkers/ambrosia or whatever the eff she's going by these days.

I like the thought of that competition-- I wish them all luck and hope they can all win!!


Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:21 PM (hjyyG)

13 Damnit, strike through isn't working either? What kind of low rent blog is this now? Did Ace blow all our Amazon cash on an Ewok RealDoll with Marco Rubio's voice or something?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 01:22 PM (ijjAe)

14 lacey, I'm requesting a troll-zapping function for the new blog.  Preferably with bright lights and sound effects.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:23 PM (UOM48)

15 OK, maybe it's just because I think that Patton Oswald is a douche, but that voice-over is not funny at all.  They couldn't get Fred Willard?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:23 PM (fNK8e)

16 What's this new blog stuff I'm hearing about? When's that coming? Will we still be able to sock?! It would be horrible if we all became sockless

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:25 PM (hjyyG)

17 I don't like HuffPo.  I am a liberal like Ayn Rand (atheist, capitalist, pro-choice, secularist, pro-gun).

Progressives suck as much as conservatives do.

Posted by: Clarence at January 29, 2012 01:26 PM (z0HdK)

18

Posted by: Clarence at January 29, 2012 05:26 PM (z0HdK)

 

Nihilism isn't nearly as cool as you think it is.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:27 PM (fNK8e)

19 Ace said Pixy's working on a new blog.  Yeah, I'd really hate to lose the socks. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:27 PM (UOM48)

20 Pixy's working on a new blog?  I think we need to take up donations for duct tape and chewing gum.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:28 PM (fNK8e)

21 13 Damnit, strike through isn't working either? What kind of low rent blog is this now? Did Ace blow all our Amazon cash on an Ewok RealDoll with Marco Rubio's voice or something? Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 05:22 PM (ijjAe) What? Oh, Good Lord, What on Earth is Ace doing with all our dues money??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 01:28 PM (niZvt)

22 #17, Then don't call yourself "Liberal". That word has been coopted by those who really aren't Liberals in the classical sense. A "Libertine" might be a better descriptor to use while avoiding a lot of the nonsense associated with the Libertarians.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 01:28 PM (ijjAe)

23 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ Hello again! It is I, Hadji, the comic from Islamylvania. Hadji is just passing through. I am on my break from playing Occupy Oakland. I, Hadji, had the good time to open for Ben Howe. I opened his bottle of water. He was looking to have a whore bath before he started the radio show. Ben Howe - he is all about the ablution. Anyway, Ben is a good guy and deserves to defeat all who would stand against him. including ace. Thank you thank you thank you. Tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at January 29, 2012 01:28 PM (h6mPj)

24 For those who may not know, there are apps, including OO Tunes (infinity tunes) for Android and iPhone that stream most radio stations, including this one.  I may try to call in on this show--because I've called into a radio show once in the past 25 years.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 29, 2012 01:29 PM (8sYoV)

25 Ace said Pixy's working on a new blog. Yeah, I'd really hate to lose the socks.

What was wrong with the old new blog? I don't remember ever hearing why that one didn't go live.

Posted by: Heorot at January 29, 2012 01:29 PM (1bluv)

26

@ 17 I don't like HuffPo. I am a liberal like Ayn Rand (atheist, capitalist, pro-choice, secularist, pro-gun).

...

Ah, so you're an Objectionablist.  That explains it.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 29, 2012 01:29 PM (UPa+a)

27 Perhaps requiring registration to comment but allowing socks is doable (essentially registering only a hash?)

Posted by: In Exilw at January 29, 2012 01:30 PM (0GOEI)

28 Oh, Good Lord, Debbie Was-a-man-Schultz is now calling Mitt an "extremist." Yeah, Good Luck with THAT, you sick scrunt.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 01:31 PM (niZvt)

29 Personal responsibility at its finest --

Newt blames his poor performance on not being able to counter Romney's 'lies-

“I was amazed. I’m standing next to a guy who has the most blatantly dishonest answers I can remember in any presidential race in my lifetime… I don’t know how you can debate someone with civility if they’re prepared to say things that are factually false.”

link to Mediaite --- tiny.cc/d1363

Aw. Someone needs his binky.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:31 PM (hjyyG)

30 I think the new blog will be the same as the old blog except with "Old Comments Thingy"

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:31 PM (fNK8e)

31 Ah, so you're an Objectionablist. That explains it.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 29, 2012 05:29 PM (UPa+a)

I thought he was just a douchebag, but okay.

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 01:32 PM (Q0q7z)

32 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Socky McSock Socks at January 29, 2012 01:33 PM (jucos)

33 28 Oh, Good Lord, Debbie Was-a-man-Schultz is now calling Mitt an "extremist."

Yeah, Good Luck with THAT, you sick scrunt.



Her crying and carrying on over Gabby Giffords at the SOTU was one of the most attention-whoring, pathetic things I've ever seen.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:33 PM (UOM48)

34 Libertarians and Objectivists are wrong on one big item - Capitalism.

Capitalists love rules!  Seriously.  Rules protect capital - FASB, SEC, FDIC, bankruptcy rules, etc.

If you value property you are opposed to Anarchy.  ( I am a regular at Reason but do not support Ron Paul).

Posted by: Clarence at January 29, 2012 01:36 PM (z0HdK)

35 Clearance - feel free to go back to your regular duties at Reason.

No one here would miss you.

Time to be polite and self-aware now. Go on. Scram.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:38 PM (hjyyG)

36 Newt blames his poor performance on not being able to counter Romney's 'lies-

“I was amazed. I’m standing next to a guy who has the most blatantly
dishonest answers I can remember in any presidential race in my
lifetimeÂ… I donÂ’t know how you can debate someone with civility if
they’re prepared to say things that are factually false.”



Boy, the guy who is supposed to be able to "take it to Obama" during a debate really isn't prepared to do any such thing, is he?


I'm not even going to argue about any "lies" on the part of Mitt.  I'll concede that.  What does he think Obama will do?  Biden's debate performance was notorious for its lack of attention to facts.  It isn't like the MSM is going to help you out with fact-checking, Newt.


And, yes, it's whiny and pathetic.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:39 PM (fNK8e)

37 Ace said Pixy's working on a new blog

How many times have we heard this over the years?  I do miss the italics and the strikeouts and the linky-thingies and, of course, most of all, the late, much-lamented ampersand. 

Posted by: Peaches, not buying it at January 29, 2012 01:41 PM (cCiY7)

38 It isn't like the MSM is going to help you out with fact-checking, Newt.

^^^

Nope that's just for Romney. I got a giggle when Wolf went back and fact-checked what came out of Romney's PAC.....in the middle of the debate!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2012 01:42 PM (hjyyG)

39 Lacy, I have coin wagered on Intrade via the GOP nom.

Your brethren at Free Republic seem to be outliers for some reason.

Posted by: Clarence at January 29, 2012 01:42 PM (z0HdK)

40 Newt lost a lot of his luster for me when he got side-tracked into bashing Romney.  Where did the ideas and principles go?  Romney will outspend you no matter what, so he should have stayed on the positive message path!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 01:43 PM (i3+c5)

41 There are lies, and then there are g*ddamn, m*thaf~ckin, contemptible lies. Hello Washington Post! Nice little story ya got there on the Khost bombing that took out most of the CIA personnel at FOB Chapman. Nice little rewrite of history ya got going there. Every single initial report stated that the CIA in Khost was hoping that Jordanian double agent Balawi could lead them to AQ's #2, Ayman al-Zawahiri. Every single report months from the bombing listed the target as Ayman al-Zawahiri. And now, three years later, the Washington Post CHANGES the intended target to Osama bin Laden. Anyone following this story surely must have had a WTF moment. At NO TIME, in the initial and subsequent reporting on the Khost bombing, was it EVER reported that bin Laden was the target the CIA hoped Balawi would lead them to. NEVER! Is it because, in 2009, that the CIA believed bin Laden to be dead? Keep in mind that the CIA was excited about Balawi, enough so to abandon established tradecraft when dealing with an informant, because of videos Belawi provided them of him bullshitting with top AQ cell leaders. Still, the target was al-Zawahiri. Never bin Laden. It wasn't until August 2010 that the CIA began focusing on a suspicious compound in Abbotabad, Pakistan and the phony bin Laden whose death photos and DNA confirmation have yet to be seen by any independent agency. Why did the Washington Post change the target? Why are they rewriting history?

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 29, 2012 01:44 PM (nMROO)

42

Open thread! this was interesting. Check out the list of demands.

 

http://bit.ly/xUfZus

Posted by: The Great Space Jayne's Ghost at January 29, 2012 01:44 PM (xMU3a)

43 Hrothgar, I (most likely foolishly) have all my hopes pinned on a February surprise.  I almost don't give a shit who it is, just not-Newt, not-Willard . . .  Satan's asshole, indeed . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 01:45 PM (cCiY7)

44 Your brethren


That's the funny thing about lefties.  Every possible person that opposes them fits into the same category and cabal but they get to disavow anybody on their side they want to.  Clarence does this in this very thread.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 01:48 PM (fNK8e)

45 I'll hold my nose again this election and vote for ABO. 

Really had my hopes up that I'd have someone to be excited about this time.

This country, or what's left of it, is doomed if we don't send SCOAMF packing back to Chi-town.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:49 PM (UOM48)

46 Double feature on AMC.
Under Siege & Roadhouse.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 01:50 PM (2s/B4)

47 Socks?  Let me tell you about socks.  He has a shit ton of them under his bed and they're all disgusting.

Posted by: Clarence's Mom at January 29, 2012 01:51 PM (mF58b)

48 47 Double feature on AMC.
Under Siege Roadhouse.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 05:50 PM (2s/B4)


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I have to start dinner.  May watch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 01:52 PM (UOM48)

49 Socks? Let me tell you about socks. He has a shit ton of them under his bed and they're all disgusting.
Posted by: Clarence's Mom[/i}

I bet if you dropped them on the floor them would break in half.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 01:52 PM (2s/B4)

50 Jane,

Under Siege just started.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 01:53 PM (2s/B4)

51 Over at IOTW I just read they are Redistricting Allen Wests district so that he can't win.  This is being done by Rino Republicans Not Democrats.  This has to have serious legs on the blogs.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 29, 2012 02:00 PM (JKNDp)

52 Got it on, mpfs.  Thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:00 PM (UOM48)

53 Isn't Seagal a cop now or something?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2012 02:01 PM (lVGED)

54 Jane,

The movies are so corny and formulatic but it's just what I need today, mindless entertainment.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:04 PM (2s/B4)

55 Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 05:45 PM (cCiY7)
You and me both, but I am afraid the surprise will not be one that we like.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 02:07 PM (i3+c5)

56 Yeah, the Allen West thing?  First, I read that FL passed a law preventing gerrymandering (whatever that means in practice).

Second, there's a lot of people who are now cashing in on peoples' desire to believe conspiracies and after the FL AG/Greta fiasco, I'm not believing any of this crap.

Third, Allen West's district was always very tough and I would not be surprised if it isn't a Herculean effort to keep it competitive without hurting several others.

Even if "RINOs" didn't like Allen West, why would you think they'd sabotage 5 Congressional elections just to get at him?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 02:07 PM (fNK8e)

57 Great, per Hot Air newt now wants a "character debate" with Mitt: “I am saying that he would not be where he is today, the debates this week wouldn’t have been where they were, if he had told the truth,” Gingrich told me this morning on “This Week.” “And I think that’s a very serious problem for somebody.” Gingrich said Romney has run a “campaign of vilification” that is based on “factually false” claims and “carpet-bombing with negative ads.” When I asked the former speaker if Romney had the character to be president, Gingrich said “it is a very serious problem.” “You cannot be president of the United States if you cannot be honest and candid with the American people,” Gingrich told me. YUP. That's exactly what Marianne said... Wasn't it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:08 PM (niZvt)

58

The movies are so corny and formulatic but it's just what I need today, mindless entertainment.


 

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:04 PM (2s/B4)

 

For those, I always fall back on "Dumb and Dumber" and if I'm feeling really retarded, "Joe Dirt" which was awful but funny.

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 02:08 PM (Q0q7z)

59 Heh, the Magic announcer Paul Kennedy just said that today was "National Curmudgeon Day." Little does he realize that every day is NCD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at January 29, 2012 02:09 PM (d0Tfm)

60 Blades of Glory is mindless and funny, caught it last night.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2012 02:12 PM (lVGED)

61 Over at IOTW I just read they are Redistricting Allen Wests district so that he can't win. This is being done by Rino Republicans Not Democrats. This has to have serious legs on the blogs.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 29, 2012 06:00 PM (JKNDp)


Shirley, you jest.  The GOP failing to whole-heartedly support a military conservative currently holding a Congressional seat.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!


Posted by: Captain Louis Renault at January 29, 2012 02:12 PM (i3+c5)

62 59 "The movies are so corny and formulatic but it's just what I need today, mindless entertainment." Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:04 PM ************************* Speaking of which, Mrs. CC is on a Lifetime Movie marathon today... Hours and hours of no-name ham acting and bad writing about cheating, murderous husbands. Even Stevie Wonder can see these endings coming.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:13 PM (niZvt)

63 With regard to silly movies, "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" is pretty good and is streamable via Netflix.

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at January 29, 2012 02:15 PM (YPt/x)

64 I'll be watching Real Hos of ATL tonight.  They go to Africa (all except the white chick because she has a newborn).  Hilarity and dumbassery will ensue.

My husband walks through and rolls his eyes, as he heads for his Man Cave to watch 20 year-old golf matches on the Golf Channel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:17 PM (UOM48)

65

Andy - is this our intrepid AOSHQ Ben?

If it is, I will be listening and promoting.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:18 PM (70duB)

66 CC,

You should get hazard pay being forced to have Lifetime, Television For Women Who Hate Men channel on today.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:18 PM (2s/B4)

67

Col. West's verbal bitch-slap of the Usual Gang of Com/Prog Idiots was worth a pudding-dunk, maybe two. I wish they'd take their message somewhere else, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at January 29, 2012 02:19 PM (d0Tfm)

68 Jane,

Are you kidding?  The are going to freakin' Africa?  They do realize it's not Atlanta, right?

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:20 PM (2s/B4)

69 @68: I appreciate that, mpfs. Honestly, any girl that grows up watching Lifetime must be just freaked out by men.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:20 PM (niZvt)

70 Great, per Hot Air newt now wants a "character debate" with Mitt

Well, that's the heartiest guffaw I've experienced today, CoolCzech.  Not that it's exactly been a giggle-fest anyway, but I can't imagine anything topping that.

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:20 PM (cCiY7)

71
Speaking of which, Mrs. CC is on a Lifetime Movie marathon today... Hours and hours of no-name ham acting and bad writing about cheating, murderous husbands. Even Stevie Wonder can see these endings coming.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)


I was watching one today based on the story of a bunch of high school hos who decided it would be really, really cool to all get pregnant together.


Of course, the religious mother was made the bad guy.  So I turned it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:20 PM (UOM48)

72 Can it be ---- that I'm drunk on Coors????

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:20 PM (70duB)

73 They do realize [Africa]'s not Atlanta, right?

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:20 PM (2s/B4)


I'm sure they will.  Soon.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2012 02:21 PM (fNK8e)

74 75 They do realize [Africa]'s not Atlanta, right?


Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:20 PM (2s/B4)


I'm sure they will. Soon.

----------------------

Lion:  "Soon"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:22 PM (UOM48)

75 Watching a DVR'd History Channel show - Pearl Harbor: 24 Hours after.
Surprisingly frank, unflattering look at FDR.
He was treated with cocaine for a sinus condition in the immediate aftermath by his personal physician.
Also discarded his mistress who was then recovering at Warm Springs.
Lied about German planes at Pearl attack.
Unconcerned about civil liberties etc.

2hrs, worth watching.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 29, 2012 02:22 PM (ZJCDy)

76

 I appreciate that, mpfs. Honestly, any girl that grows up watching Lifetime must be just freaked out by men

 

Who was kicking the shit out of Meredith Baxter Birney today?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2012 02:22 PM (8MCmv)

77 Ohio Dan - I'm on it. They shouldn't mess with Col. West.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:23 PM (70duB)

78 Lifetime makes me look at D'oh with the stink eye.  It really isn't good for emotional/mental health.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:23 PM (UOM48)

79

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 06:17 PM (UOM4

 

"Real Hos of ATL?" Are you serious?

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 02:24 PM (Q0q7z)

80 So is the Ben on the radio Ben our AOSHQ "Ben" can somebody just answer my question and thanks.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:24 PM (70duB)

81 Meredith Baxter went ghey (NTTAWWI). 

Damn, I have go to get back in the kitchen.  Those scallops aren't going to cook themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:25 PM (UOM48)

82 Lifetime . . . why don't they just call it PMS-TV? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:25 PM (cCiY7)

83 Okay, nevermind. I should have known better than to have asked.

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 02:26 PM (Q0q7z)

84 Journolist,

I don't think anyone is awake at the motherblog to answer your question.  Sit back, relax, have another beer and turn on Lifetime.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:27 PM (2s/B4)

85 Ahhhh ---- just had another Coors handed to me.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:27 PM (70duB)

86 Some movie on Lifetime tonight, "Sexting in Suburbia", was supposedly shot in my hometown of Worcester, MA. I'm DVR'ing it so I can skip through later to find spots I recognize.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 29, 2012 02:27 PM (HethX)

87 My Second husband constantly beats me when he's not molesting our autistic 8 year old son, while my ex-husband continues to molest our 16 year old anorexo-bullimic daughter with an emotionally abusive boyfriend.  What should I do?

Posted by: Every Lifetime movie except Men Don't Tell at January 29, 2012 02:27 PM (GULKT)

88

>>So is the Ben on the radio Ben our AOSHQ "Ben" can somebody just answer my question and thanks.

 

No, no. 

There is Ben Domenech, Ben Howe and then pathetic loser paint hufifng Ben. I'm the latter.

Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2012 02:27 PM (UvdzB)

89 Great... The Dad on the Lifetime movie just said, "Nothing wrong with sewing a few wild oats!," to his DAUGHTER. OK - What Dad tells his daughter to screw around?? Bets Dad turns out to be a murderous cheater?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:28 PM (niZvt)

90

So is the Ben on the radio Ben our AOSHQ "Ben" can somebody just answer my question and thanks.

 

 

No.  Howe blogs at Red State.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2012 02:28 PM (8MCmv)

91

mpfs. you are good people.  I just took you up on your suggestion.

Oh, and seems someone over at Think Progress, is trying to throw me under the bus.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:29 PM (70duB)

92 Aw come on Ben, you do have a cutie pie doggeh.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:29 PM (2s/B4)

93 "To Love, Honor, and Betray" is the inspired title of this Lifetime opus. Gee... Maybe I'm psychic... But someone's cheating...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:30 PM (niZvt)

94 91

Well...yeah.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:30 PM (2s/B4)

95

Ben - if it ain't you, the real Ben, then I don't know if I'll be listening unless you want me to.

 

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:30 PM (70duB)

96

>>>>>There is Ben Domenech, Ben Howe and then pathetic loser paint hufifng Ben. I'm the latter.

 

Well, I dig your paint huffing nonsense, so you've got support from Delta Smelt.  Feeling pretty good now aren't ya?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2012 02:31 PM (8MCmv)

97

We are on baby --- Delta Smelt and Mallamutt are in da blog.

The good ol days.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:32 PM (70duB)

98

Posted by: Every Lifetime movie except Men Don't Tell at January 29, 2012 06:27 PM (GULKT)

 

Shoot the abusers with a .357 and wait for the cops to show up.

Posted by: What Every Woman Should Accept and Embrace at January 29, 2012 02:32 PM (Q0q7z)

99 Is paint hufifng done with a pipe?

Posted by: inquiringmindsurfer at January 29, 2012 02:32 PM (ZJCDy)

100 By the way....are the italics working yet?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 29, 2012 06:30 PM (OWjjx)


We gave them shovels with rope handles so they couldn't sleep on the job.



Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 02:32 PM (i3+c5)

101 Jornolist!!  Hope you had a fab time, and kudos to whoever is handing you teh cheap swill. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:33 PM (cCiY7)

102

Coors, ice cold is the only route --- when Coors is the route.  

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:33 PM (70duB)

103 Finally, a Pro Bowl thread.

Posted by: soothie at January 29, 2012 02:33 PM (Ba6aP)

104 Italics are working???  OMG, it's like a miracle . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:33 PM (cCiY7)

105 Ugh, I got suckered.

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:34 PM (cCiY7)

106

I'm wondering what this rumored new layout is going to look like?

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2012 02:34 PM (8MCmv)

107 Wayne's World.........Party on, Garth

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 29, 2012 02:34 PM (PddVe)

108 Finally, a Pro Bowl thread.

Okay, suckered twice. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:34 PM (cCiY7)

109

Peaches --- the Coors purchase was at my hand --- bad hand. But ice cold its tolerable.

I was at a Sunday gospel brunch earlier at The Deck in Laguna Beach. Pure bliss. They sing at about 100 decibels and are solid.

Saint Augustine once wrote that, "singing is praying twice."

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:35 PM (70duB)

110 Someone here recommended Milk Stout a while back.  I finally was able to acquire some and it is indeed a smooth concoction.  I think it will go well with my morning cereal.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 02:35 PM (i3+c5)

111 I don't hate on Coors Light.  It's fine for domestic.  Then again, I used to live 10 miles from Golden.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2012 02:36 PM (8MCmv)

112 Oh look, Suburban Madness is on later.  That's the woman who ran over the dentist hubby in Houston and kept backing up over him.  Gawd that channel is pathetic.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:36 PM (2s/B4)

113

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 06:34 PM (cCiY7)

They work if you're not a Patriots fan.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2012 02:36 PM (GULKT)

114 Hey Ace, threw a bit your way thru the amazon link. And for anybody that isn't a blueray purist, "Farscape: the Complete Series" is on sale. Heh, still do posters with the Farscape font I picked up back in the day. Good times, good times.

Posted by: ranger117 at January 29, 2012 02:36 PM (CGPiB)

115 O/T, If anyone is interested, here is a link to a GOP comparison of Obama's catchphrases from his various SOTUs.

He really is a one-trick-pony. He can't even think of new ways to blow smoke up our asses.

http://is.gd/6UCPK5

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 29, 2012 02:36 PM (nEUpB)

116 Wait a minute --- no one told me about a new layout.  I have a real hard time with change.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:37 PM (70duB)

117 They work if you're not a Patriots fan.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2012 06:36 PM (GULKT)


Totally worth it. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:38 PM (cCiY7)

118 Delta - it ain't coors light. It is old style coors in old style cans. Actually, there was a beer named Old Style. I left a case of Old Style in a tub at a hotel room once, we had to split. Post concert shenanigans.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:38 PM (70duB)

119 122 I'm wondering what this rumored new layout is going to look like? Rumor has it that the new layout will have a new comment thingy and a post from Ace will be posted twice........ oh, wait, that is the old layout.........never mind. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 29, 2012 06:38 PM (OWjjx) will it have a new carpet smell?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:39 PM (niZvt)

120 So, will there be cheerleaders for this ridiculous game that should be held after the Superbowl and not before?

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:39 PM (cCiY7)

121 Look out!  There is a bomb in the microwave!!!

He is no cook gentlemen.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:39 PM (2s/B4)

122 Don't mean to bring the thread down but I just can't get over Santorum's daughter. What does a parent go through living their life with your heart in your throat wondering if today is the day their child comes down with the ailment the will bring about her end? Losing a child is bad enough when it comes on sudden but knowing it's coming, but never knowing when, is got to be something to live with.
I can't begin to tell you the respect I have for them.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2012 02:41 PM (GZitp)

123

Ace, I'm sending you an e-mail. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't chang the layout.

This ain't about efficiency. We are in gestalt style psychology here. What you created and all of the idosyncracies are prime, just prime and are what brought you to the dance and are what keeps your dance card full brother.

Like the time I srcewed up the code and everything was centered and then left justified and then right justified.

I can't stand change. I just can't stand change.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:41 PM (70duB)

124 Oh oh, 1 minute after the Lifetime wedding the groom is already a snarling loser of an asshole in debt and with violent tendencies... It's enough to give a girl a taste for cooter...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:41 PM (niZvt)

125 131 Oh oh, 1 minute after the Lifetime wedding the groom is already a snarling loser of an asshole in debt and with violent tendencies... It's enough to give a girl a taste for cooter...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 06:41 PM (niZvt)

Except the Lifetime writers wouldn't know how to handle that, so they'd make her new lesbian lover abusive too.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2012 02:43 PM (GULKT)

126 >> Andy - is this our intrepid AOSHQ Ben? If it is, I will be listening and promoting. Nope. This is RedState Ben.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2012 02:44 PM (XG+Mn)

127

Ace, Drudge has refused to change the layout of his site due to the unique aspect it has created in the readers mind.

Please, please, please, please, please, please don't change the blog, not one aspect.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:44 PM (70duB)

128 Ben Howe?

Pretty shitty, lately.

Posted by: Romneycare Everywhere at January 29, 2012 02:44 PM (7+pP9)

129 lowandslow, I just read that little Bella is improving and not on a ventilator.  That's very good news for the Santorum family.  Continued prayers for them all . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:44 PM (cCiY7)

130 Looks like Lifetime Dad just took out Lifetime Mom...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:45 PM (niZvt)

131 The commercial has grandpa sitting next to his grandson and the moving van and for sale sign in the front.

Hey grandpa, if you hadn't spent all your dough on hookers and blow maybe this wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:45 PM (2s/B4)

132

Oh man.  I am getting stressed.  Ace, don't change the blog. Please, please, please, please, please don't change the blog.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:45 PM (70duB)

133 Another weird detail about FDR/Pearl Harbor:
He was driven to the joint session of congress Pearl Harbor speech in Al Capone's confiscated armored car for security reasons, since in those days the govt couldn't spend more than $750 on a vehicle, even to protect the President.

Boy how things have changed. 

Posted by: ontherocks at January 29, 2012 02:46 PM (ZJCDy)

134 Okay.  I'm switching to Lifetime.  I lost over an hour of my life recently watching "Sexting in Suburbia."

So damned glad I went through my teens in a small town in SC.  We had dress codes, no cell phones, and the only skank in the little school was pitied, but we treated her as a friend.  No bullying existed.

Hell on earth today would be being a teenager in a public school.

Yeah, I'm old.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:46 PM (UOM48)

135 Someone get Journolist a tranquilizer or some pot.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2012 02:47 PM (GULKT)

136 141 Oh man. I am getting stressed. Ace, don't change the blog. Please, please, please, please, please don't change the blog.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 06:45 PM (70duB)


Meh...don't worry.  Most of us will be in nursing homes by the time he rolls out a new blog.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 02:47 PM (X6akg)

137 I was gonna chime in with a craven "please don't change a hair on this blog's wittle head," then I remembered that (cough) Ace doesn't actually read it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:47 PM (cCiY7)

138 buzz,

Special K would do the trick.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:48 PM (2s/B4)

139
Don't mean to bring the thread down but I just can't get over Santorum's daughter. What does a parent go through living their life with your heart in your throat wondering if today is the day their child comes down with the ailment the will bring about her end?

Don't worry. I have the final solution.

Posted by: Romneycare Everywhere at January 29, 2012 02:48 PM (7+pP9)

140 I think the girl is the one from Wings, Jane D. She's getting a bit long in the tooth to be playing brides.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:48 PM (niZvt)

141 Why is there going to be another epsidoe of the Walking Dead on Feb. 12th?  It didn't suck enough?

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:49 PM (2s/B4)

142

Spent this morning watching Pioneer 1 . Pretty good. Interesting plot with an ending you'd never see coming. Hope they get enough money together to do the second season.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at January 29, 2012 02:49 PM (d0Tfm)

143 CC That's Crystal Bernard. 

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:49 PM (2s/B4)

144

Looks like Lifetime Dad just took out Lifetime Mom...

 

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 06:45 PM (niZvt)

 

This is where she puts one in his heart with a .357. Amirite?

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 02:50 PM (Q0q7z)

145 Why is there going to be another epsidoe of the Walking Dead on Feb. 12th? It didn't suck enough?

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:49 PM (2s/B4)



It's that or another Republican debate.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 02:50 PM (X6akg)

146

++Why is there going to be another epsidoe of the Walking Dead on Feb. 12th? It didn't suck enough?++

 

I think zombie Pickett's Charge at the end of the last episode redeemed it somewhat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 29, 2012 02:51 PM (PddVe)

147 I can't believe I forgot to buy cookies yesterday.  Nobody delivers 'em, either.  Life is hard . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:51 PM (cCiY7)

148 @153: Nah, we're just at the midpoint. All sign point to... DAD!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:52 PM (niZvt)

149 >Actually, there was a beer named Old Style.<

Still is.  Heileman's Old Style, brewed in LaCrosse Wisconsin. The (used to be) official beer of Wrigley Field and the Chicago Cubs.



Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 02:52 PM (P6QsQ)

150

I was at the Beach House restaurant yesterday. It is old and could be renovated but the charm is that it is old and has been around forever and works, the charm is the driver, not the pragmatic myopic sense that it could be "updated."  

Ace, don't change the blog. Don't make it more "efficient" don't turn it into a starbucks.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:52 PM (70duB)

151 118 Hey Ace, threw a bit your way thru the amazon link. And for anybody that isn't a blueray purist, "Farscape: the Complete Series" is on sale.

Posted by: ranger117 at January 29, 2012 06:36 PM (CGPiB)


From my understanding, the Farscape BluRay transfer isn't appreciatively better than that of the DVDs.  Excellent show, nevertheless.

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at January 29, 2012 02:53 PM (YPt/x)

152 154 Why is there going to be another epsidoe of the Walking Dead on Feb. 12th? It didn't suck enough? Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:49 PM (2s/B4) It's that or another Republican debate. Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 06:50 PM (X6akg) it's getting hard to tell the difference...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 02:53 PM (niZvt)

153

I was just handed another Coors.

Oh, man. Ace, don't change the blog.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:54 PM (70duB)

154 We just ordered a shit load of Girl Scout cookies to send to Camp Leatherneck.  I must get them in the mail quickly when they come, lest I be tempted to open a box.  Mmmmm.....Samoas.

Can't wait for the ATL hos to go to Africa.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:54 PM (UOM48)

155 Journolist now I understand why you go on vacation 14 miles from your home.

Posted by: jeannebodine, Team Meteor-Bot at January 29, 2012 02:54 PM (byR8d)

156 Journolist now I understand why you go on vacation 14 miles from your home.

Posted by: jeannebodine, Team Meteor-Bot at January 29, 2012 06:54 PM (byR8d)


To be fair, he's in SoCal, where driving 14 miles can take a couple of hours. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:55 PM (cCiY7)

157 114 Someone here recommended Milk Stout a while back. I finally was able to acquire some and it is indeed a smooth concoction. I think it will go well with my morning cereal.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 06:35 PM (i3+c5)

I tried a chocolate milk stout at the beer festival in Columbia, SC yesterday called "Moo-Hoo."  Good stuff.

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at January 29, 2012 02:56 PM (YPt/x)

158 Oh man I love Samoas and a tall glass of milk.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:56 PM (2s/B4)

159

Breitbart --- remember when we were drinking red wine in Newport? Please talk some sense into Ace man.  Don't let him change the blog.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:57 PM (70duB)

160 >>Special K would do the trick.


Just don't go into a K-hole.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2012 02:57 PM (bcNec)

161 Oh, just wait till the California Legislature gets around to mandating everyone drive an electric car. 14 miles will take days.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 29, 2012 06:57 PM (OWjjx)



Precisely why we need high speed rail, you fuckin' communist.

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 02:58 PM (cCiY7)

162 To be fair --- I still attend Latin Mass.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 02:58 PM (70duB)

163 I've discovered I need a buttload of this As Seen On TV shit.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:58 PM (2s/B4)

164 Journolist, there's a reason HTML is turned off in the comments. Some malicious bastard figured out a way to really send the blog sideways, and extreme measures had to be taken. That's what Ace is working on getting fixed.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2012 02:58 PM (XG+Mn)

165 >Oh, just wait till the California Legislature gets around to mandating everyone drive an electric car. 14 miles will take days.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 29, 2012 06:57 PM<


Oh, don't be such a pessimist.  It's only every 7th person that has to buy an electric car now in California.  The legislature was very lenient about that.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (P6QsQ)

166 I wonder how many pervs watch Lifetime for the pretend nubile teenaged girls?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (UOM48)

167 162 I was just handed another Coors.
Oh, man. Ace, don't change the blog.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 06:54 PM (70duB)


I wouldn't mind the blog software being altered to allow for embedded URIs that are longer than 20 characters thereby obviating the stupid TinyUrl workaround.  But, other than that, I concur.

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (YPt/x)

168 Off-thread: Have a gander here: http://bit.ly/wdDDSq . Short version is some sort of accusation against Boehner on ethics, about stock ownership and pushing Keystone. Thats not what I am looking at though. Read through the comments (if you can stomach it, this much liberal hatred must be taken in small doses). From PHARO we get this on January 26, 2012 at 11:45 am GET RID OF ALL THOSE BLOODLINE ROTHSCHILDS IN .D.CÂ….THEYÂ’RE ALL CORRUPT ON BOTH SIDES OF AISLE..THEREÂ’S 87% OF CONGRESS ARE ROTHSCHILDS CARTEL..WE CANNOT LET IT GET TO 100%,Â’CAUSE WE WILL BE SCREWED THEN..ITÂ’S BAD ENOUGH EVERY PRES AND VP HAS TO BE A BLOODLINE ROTHSCHILD YES EVEN OBAMA IS ONE ON HIS MOTHERÂ’S SIDE..HIS GRANDADÂ’S MOTHER IS ASHKENAZI JEW. Ummm ... yeah. Whenever you have a liberal and lefty testicle scratching contest, invariably the anti-semites come out. They can't help it, the left are their allies, and the left really likes their support ... even though its occasionally inconvenient. And more to the point, note that no one called this twit to the mat on this obviously incivil display. Yeah, they are anti-semites. Fellow Jews, if you are voting for any lefty party or candidate, yeah, you are helping the enemy and you are a capo. So either stay the fuck home on 6 November, or vote for the people whom actually have your back. If you aren't smart enough to vote in your own self interest, you haven't understood what Rambam meant when he said "if I am not for myself, then who will be?" Quite. And BTW: I fucking hate anti-semites. So I am anti-anti-semitic.

Posted by: John Galt at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (80GjT)

169 175 Oh man I love Samoas and a tall glass of milk.

Nobody can accuse you of hating the brown man. Do you cook them first? Posted by: Myopic Reader

You have to be careful you don't overcook 'em.  They can get tough and stringy.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (2s/B4)

170 You have to be in the secret club to work italics

Posted by: Palerider at January 29, 2012 02:59 PM (vL0Nv)

171 That's what <strikeout>Ace<end strikeout><italics>Pixy<end italics> is working on getting fixed.

kindasorta fify

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:00 PM (cCiY7)

172 179 I wonder how many pervs watch Lifetime for the pretend nubile teenaged girls? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2012 06:59 PM (UOM4 Pretend?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 03:01 PM (niZvt)

173 I've discovered I need a buttload of this As Seen On TV shit.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:58 PM (2s/B4)



I'm gettin' me some of that Grout Buddy shit I saw a few minutes ago!







Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 03:01 PM (X6akg)

174 174 me too

Posted by: phoenixgirl....a voter without a candidate at January 29, 2012 03:02 PM (Ho2rs)

175 >> Don't worry journo.......Ace will get around to changing the format once he works out all the details of Aceapalooza. Ha. Nice recall. He should've put Laura in charge of that.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2012 03:02 PM (XG+Mn)

176 We don't talk about Italics Club.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:03 PM (2s/B4)

177 No football thread, no cookies, no hope for the future.  Guess I will go plop out on the couch with a book, and the ProBowl for background noise.

Later, munchkins!

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:03 PM (cCiY7)

178 Rothchilds? Do they taste like Dulce de Leche?

Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2012 03:03 PM (Q0q7z)

179 I very rarely watch Lifetime for any reason, Jane D. The anti-male meme is best described as spermicidal. Not unlike Debbie Wasserman-Schult's personality.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 03:03 PM (niZvt)

180

Andy - thanks.

I just ordered another coors.

 

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:03 PM (70duB)

181 187 I've discovered I need a buttload of this As Seen On TV shit.


Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 06:58 PM (2s/B4)


I'm gettin' me some of that Grout Buddy shit I saw a few minutes ago!

Posted by: Tami

I know.  I don't have grout but I feel this compulsion to buy the product.  I'm lost without Billy Mays to guide me.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:04 PM (2s/B4)

182 Oh, look, Ray Lewis made the Pro Bowl.

You're welcome, Ray! 

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at January 29, 2012 03:05 PM (cCiY7)

183

Janitor, "obviate" now that's a cool word. One of my favorites.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:05 PM (70duB)

184 Who is this little freakazoid on the Pro Bowl?  Eeeeewwwww!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:07 PM (cCiY7)

185 I don't have grout but I feel this compulsion to buy the product. I'm lost without Billy Mays to guide me.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 07:04 PM (2s/B4)



You have No grout?  Anywhere?!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 03:07 PM (X6akg)

186 We need a pro bowl thread. 

Is anyone watching the opening "act?"  Never heard of him but he blows. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 29, 2012 03:07 PM (5H6zj)

187

The tortfeasor who broke the blog ---- let me point out that Gabe can sue you.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:07 PM (70duB)

188 Who's the teeny bopper singing the PreGame?

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:07 PM (P6QsQ)

189 How could anyone not have grout?  Are you homeless?

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (cCiY7)

190 I've discovered I need a buttload of this As Seen On TV shit.

Yea! I ordered two cans of Flex Seal last week!

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer's Liver at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (cohNB)

191 200 Who is this little freakazoid on the Pro Bowl? Eeeeewwwww!!!
-----
Holy moly is he bad. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (5H6zj)

192 No new threads. This is the proxy thread.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (70duB)

193 Kate Smith should rise from the grave and sit on him.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (P6QsQ)

194 201 I don't have grout but I feel this compulsion to buy the product. I'm lost without Billy Mays to guide me.


Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 07:04 PM (2s/B4)



You have No grout? Anywhere?!
Posted by: Tami

I live in a van down by the river and pilfer foodstuffs and the wifi for the intarwebs.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:08 PM (2s/B4)

195 127 So, will there be cheerleaders for this ridiculous game that should be held after the Superbowl and not before?
---
At least it's back in Hawaii where it belongs.

Posted by: Y-not at January 29, 2012 03:09 PM (5H6zj)

196 I picked a bad day to clean out my earwax.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:10 PM (P6QsQ)

197 What the hell?  Do they want people to change the channel?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 03:11 PM (X6akg)

198 CC,

I wanted to thank you for being a real mensch on the Friday night ONT.  I don't know what crawled up CharlieBrowns butt that night but I am not amused and in a very unforgiving mood lately. 



Is the stuff around the shower grout? I thought it was caulk.  I don't have any tile in my hovel.

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:11 PM (2s/B4)

199 New blog will have email signup so it will go downhill fast.

Posted by: R Givens at January 29, 2012 03:12 PM (f7kOA)

200 You're a big help Mallamutt. 

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:13 PM (2s/B4)

201

This reminds me.

Don't forget to support Ace through giving him whatever you can afford via paypal.  I believe it is on the left sidebar.

This remains one of the top blogs around and Ace is a good dude.

Now pay up. This ain't radio. Just kidding.

Please do consider sending Ace, if even a few bucks, via paypal. It is totally secure and seamless.

Think of all the content Ace writes day in and day out. Thousands of words of content with excellent analysis every day. The subject matter is very stressful to constantly be writing about. This seems like a dream job but consider having to be responsible for writing, day in and day out and monitoring everything and then putting up with the inevitable negative comments.

Ace is the da man and is a prolific writer.

So throw him a couple of skins.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:13 PM (70duB)

202 215 What the hell? Do they want people to change the channel
----
When they cut to him I assumed they were going for the National Anthem. What a rude awakening.

I guess they expect everyone to bail on the game before half time, hence the "show" at the beginning. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 29, 2012 03:13 PM (5H6zj)

203 >> We need a pro bowl thread.

We only have threads like that for sports. I guess next someone will want an Academy Awards thread or *shudder* one for the Tonys.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2012 03:13 PM (XG+Mn)

204 Is the stuff around the shower grout? I thought it was caulk. I don't have any tile in my hovel.

Grout is between the tiles.  Caulk is what goes around the tub.

And, at least you have a really cool car, mpfs!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:13 PM (cCiY7)

205 Journolist,
Are you drunk or just half in the bag?

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:14 PM (2s/B4)

206 A Daytime Emmy Awards thread would be nice.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:15 PM (P6QsQ)

207 Well, I enjoy the pro bowl.  It's not much of a game, but the weather is usually beautiful and I like the skills competition stuff. 

It was better when it was after the super bowl, though.

Posted by: Y-not at January 29, 2012 03:15 PM (5H6zj)

208 225

Susan Lucci!!

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:16 PM (2s/B4)

209

Just ordered another Coors.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:17 PM (70duB)

210 >Susan Lucci!!
Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 07:16 PM<

What ABC did to that poor woman was a crime against humanity.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

211 New threadz up!

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:17 PM (2s/B4)

212 New thread . . . not either of the ones we were hoping for (Pro Bowl or Allen West).  OWS, because who can get enough of that shit?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:17 PM (cCiY7)

213 Oh, you're welcome mpfs. I think he thought it would come out funnier than it did, but when I read it I realized it was just going to be hurtful and piss you off. Guys say that to each other in jest, and I think sometimes we (me included) forget gals are different. I really like women, in a good way - despite my schtick. I wanted to alert him to going over the line.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 29, 2012 03:18 PM (niZvt)

214 Peaches,

I say we hardy morons take over the threadz and do with them what we want!  Mutiny!!

Posted by: mpfs at January 29, 2012 03:19 PM (2s/B4)

215 Live report from the site of The Super Bowl:
Miss Marple busted in downtown for soliciting Mitt Romney







bumper stickers.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 29, 2012 03:19 PM (ZJCDy)

216 I say we hardy morons take over the threadz and do with them what we want! Mutiny!!


Oh, hell, yes!

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:20 PM (cCiY7)

217 The ProBowl is to football what the "Police Academy" series was to cop movies.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 03:21 PM (ijjAe)

218 I love this blog and  ----I have a high tolerance.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:22 PM (70duB)

219 Finally, a national anthem that sounds the way it's supposed to!  Woo hoo!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2012 03:26 PM (cCiY7)

220 This Air Force gentleman has a beautiful voice.  God bless him.  Very nice anthem for a change.

Posted by: mama winger at January 29, 2012 03:26 PM (P6QsQ)

221 Dayum!  He's gooooood!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 03:27 PM (X6akg)

222 Soap - don't hold Ace hostage to the improprieties of your landlord.

Posted by: Journolist back from the ocean and a two day vaction 14 miles from his house at January 29, 2012 03:28 PM (70duB)

223 Unlike your landlord Ace knows how to handle plumbing. IYKWIMAITYD......

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 29, 2012 03:30 PM (ijjAe)

224 You have No grout? Anywhere?!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2012 07:07 PM (X6akg)


No, but I have a Shamwow marinated in OxyClean!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2012 03:31 PM (i3+c5)

225

>>>Well, I dig your paint huffing nonsense, so you've got support from Delta Smelt. Feeling pretty good now aren't ya?

 

Tops Delta, Tops!

Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2012 03:39 PM (UvdzB)

226 Ace is a job killer. He hasn't been to an ATM in years.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 29, 2012 04:14 PM (nMROO)

227 Hey, when did the Pro Bowl become a flag football game?

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 29, 2012 04:16 PM (nMROO)

228 All my socks are missing. It seems I mistakenly blamed the warshing machine.

Where's my spellchecker? I want my spellchecker. And a pony. And some free ice cream; that would be nice. And a lap dance, if it's not too much trouble.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 29, 2012 05:19 PM (Onw8c)

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