1 Speaking of seeming a pretty fair minded guy for a while, remember when?

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

3 The thing to remember about the Libby case is that he was charged with perjury because he did NOT leak something and told a grand jury he did.  Get that?  He was charged because he said he thought he told a journalist about Plame's identity when it turned out he did not tell the journalist.  It was Richard Armitage who was the leaker, not Libby. 

Libby went to jail for NOT doing something and apparently being mistaken about it.
 

4 I conjecture that they have mass orgies at BuzzFeed. I have no evidence of this but that does seem to be the standard anymore.

5 Buzzfeeding the DNC talking points.

6 Well...uhm...Obama was pretty vocal about calling for the Plame leaker's head and now he's leaking...so wouldn't that make HIM a hypocrite?


Oh?  It doesn't work that way?  It only goes in one direction?  

Okay.  I'm sorry...I just didn't know

7 2Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 03:46 PM (6o4Fb)

 

 

 

 

the 'ayes' have it

8 Cripes. Has everyone seen this? Link @ nic.

9 crosspatcH:  Libby was falling on his sword.

10 There is no actual proof that Jay Carney snorts dried horse dung.

11 They are also planting stories of racism before Romney goes to London to change the narrative. They're a bit desperate right now.

12 9 crosspatcH: Libby was falling on his sword.

And Barry was stepping on his willie.

13 10 There is no actual proof that Jay Carney snorts dried horse dung.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2012 03:50 PM (z9HTb)

Although it would explain a lot.

14 Posted by: maddogg at July 25, 2012 03:49 PM (OlN4e) No insanity plea for him now. If the fucker could draw it and mail it, he definitely comprehended it. Ride the lightning bitch...

15 Liberal zeitgeist sucks balls

16

"...alleged Mitt Romney was a hypocrite on the White House's national security leaks because of his prior defense of Scooter Libby."

**

This is a tenuous correlation at best. I'm going to write a scathing letter to the editor.

 

 

17 They're a bit desperate right now. Posted by: MJ at July 25, 2012 03:51 PM (TR60b) They're fucked and they know it, what they plan to do about it is what has me cautious. I am betting on Obama has yet to drop his biggest slip yet.

18 Yup. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.  Imagine, asking a journalist to actually verify his sources and stuff! 

19 Slublog, you are such a meanie.

20 hmm

21 What's so funny is that when the primary's were going on everyone figured that the DNC wanted Obama to go up against Mitt "Bain Capital, Mormon, Rich Guy" Romney.  So much for them to pick apart with Mitt.  So far, the shit they are throwing ain't stickin.  Mitt seems more American, apple pie, flag waver to me everyday.  Whoever told Bammy he should go against Mitty didn't do their homework.

22 Liberal zeitgeist sucks balls

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 03:53 PM (8sCoq)

**

Go to any of your garden variety Libtard puking grounds; KOS, DU, BuzzFuck, Daily Breast, Mother what the fuck her name is etc.  I gaurantee you thay they are already pushing this fantasy as if its gospel.

 

23 This is really insane. The hypocrisy charge based on this is laughable.  If Romney had done something more directly related to the leaking charges that Obama is being charged with, then so be it.

But it's like GHWB saying he doesn't like broccoli and the media saying, "what a hypocrite, he eats green beans".

They're truly unhinged.

Also, Richard Armitage. 

24 That's a pretty weak hypocrisy charge. I mean, I know it's one of their favorite weapons to suppress GOP votes but, come on.

This is not "Vitter is an adulterer" this is "Vitter dated some girl in high school."

PS: Lefties--Vitter got re-elected. FOAD. You and your tired-ass, ginned-up, selective "outrage" over hypocrisy, it don't work no more.

25 23 I don't think they ever really believed that.

26 It's not a good idea to block someone who is good with photoshop.

27 Compared to Zero, even Mitt, who is a shit sandwich, looks like apple pie.

28

The only ones who even give half a shit about this issue are hyper-partisans and they already are voting a certain way. It's irrelevant to the masses.

29 When the campaign issues actual talking points and marching orders to the MFM, I don't think that counts as a meme.

30 She lies again,naturally. (TRNS) — During a hearing Wednesday with the House Homeland Security Committee, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) asked Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano if DHS had discovered any links between a high-ranking official in the State Department and the Muslim Brotherhood. The question was a nod to a letter authored by Rep. Michele Bachmann and signed by five House Republicans that was sent to the State Department. The Representatives questioned whether Secretary Clinton’s deputy chief of staff Huma Abedin or any other government officials have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. Secretary Napolitano answered Jackson Lee with a resounding no. To further emphasize her point, Jackson Lee asked her question a second time. “We have looked into this,” Napolitano said. “The FBI has looked into this. We have found … no credible evidence that such activity is going on.”

31

Vido up on Breitbart TV, Axelrod was on a morning show, where he parroted this same meme.... and sadly no one there confronted him on the FACT that Scooter Libby NEVER leaked anything.

 

He then went on to say that 'all administrations leak'...

32

Umm..

 

Armitage was the leaker. Scooter was tried on perjury...

33 I don't think this one is going anywhere even if it catches on. Its a bit obscure and I think people are pretty sick of the whole Valerie Plame, Superspy crap. The movie bombed horribly.

34 Almost correct. You forgot the part where Romney is being manipulated by his Haliburton/Dick Cheney Dark OverLords.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 03:59 PM (OWjjx)

**

No, its the Grand Zultan of Mormania that is pulling Mitt's strings.

 

35 There is also a mass-murdering terrorist who wrote under in the media under the name Kaczynski.

36

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 04:04 PM

 

and he throws like a girl!

37 Masters of confabulation. They use it skillfully, I'll give them that. Lying liars.

38 What was the last decade Mo Dowd wasn't too drunk to fuck?

39 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

40 He then went on to say that 'all administrations leak'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 04:03 PM (lZBBB)

**

All dikes leak as well but there comes a time when someone has to stick a cork in it...literally.  

41 Not sure if it's the same Kaczynski.

42 “We have looked into this,” Napolitano said. “The FBI has looked into this. We have found … no credible evidence that such activity is going on.”

What is "this" and "such activity"?

The accusation is that Huma's family has close ties to MB.  This is a fact, there is no denying it.  She's also not on the outs with her family.

Now, if they want to make an assertion that somehow this does not effect the decisions made at the White House, they might be right.  The administration is sympathetic to the MB without any additional influence.

Democrats are stupid.  They should just shut up.  This whole thing was just an opportunity to jump on Bachmann and undermine her. She may be crazy, weird or impolitic, but she isn't wrong on this one.

43 From yesterday, but I just like irritating the trolls:

Democratic Voting Enthusiasm Down Sharply From 2004, 2008
Republicans more enthusiastic than in 2008

Goin' down, mf'ers. Goin' down.

44

Valerie Plame?  Not hot.

We barely cared about Anna Chapman.

45

Compared to Zero, even Mitt, who is a shit sandwich, looks like apple pie.

Posted by: maddogg at July 25, 2012 04:00 PM (OlN4e)

 

 

>>>> Mitt is looking better and better to me all the time. The big test will be when he is president and then we will see if he is the real deal.

46 50 Exactly.

47 @BuzzFeedAndrew Conjecture is not reporting. Do you have proof the Romney camp leaked to Drudge, or are you just pulling it from thin air? (@Slublog)

 

DA BALLS ON DIS GUY!

48 C'mon now. Even Pelosi leaks. In her Depends.

49

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 04:10 PM (OWjjx)

 

Well.... never looked into it... but have there ever been any Great Moslem Baseball players?

50 I'm leaking again, dammit.  Can't I just enjoy my Ramadan dinner?

51 Ceranno was Voodoo in Major league... nope can't think of even a mediocre Muslim baseball player.

52 He throws like Richard Simmons?

53 SQUIRREL!!
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/147315/

54 Ceranno Hats for bats...

55 58 Babe Ruth, the Sultan of Swat.Duh.

56 Obama leaks, of course. After we make love. Teehee!

57

>>Hats for bats...

 

Best line in the whole damn film.

58 Imagine a muslim ball player getting hit with a pitch?"I keel you!!"

59 60 Ceranno was Voodoo in Major league... nope can't think of even a mediocre Muslim baseball player. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 04:13 PM (r4wIV) There are Muzzie football players. They are mostly parentless dumbasses that allow the fatherly Imam to tap into their ample bank accounts.

60 but have there ever been any Great Moslem Baseball players?

Is Yu Darvish Muslim?  I seriously don't know.  Wasn't his dad from Iraq or something like that?

61 Thinkin on it... with Ramadan right in the middle of the Season??? Baseball would probably be against some rule or other...

62 Pilsbury Toaster Strudels vs Pop Tarts?

63 ron mexico

64

alleged Mitt Romney was a hypocrite on the White House's national security leaks because of his prior defense of Scooter Libby

 

That's it? That's the best they've got?? Ref, stop the fight!

65

They are mostly parentless dumbasses that allow the fatherly Imam to tap into their ample bank accounts.

 

 

Now lay back and think of jihad while I tap your ass...

ets, your - um, assets.

66 Baseball would probably be against some rule or other...

We're talking about the Religion which practically makes it a rule that you can suspend the rules "Just 'Cause," right?

67 To a liberal, no other philosophy is valid. Any person who claims to hold another philosophy does so for duplicitous reasons, which means they're lying about their motivations, which means a disconnect between words and action, which means hypocrisy. The left *wakes up* with this assumption about everyone else, so every specific allegation is just a clumsily-assembled excuse to make the allegation they *know* in their hearts is true. We joke about it being a mental illness, but we laugh kind of nervously because it really looks true.

68 Verrryyy interestinggggg. Politics ‘Auschwitz-Like Conditions’: U.S. General Accused of Massive Afghan Cover-Up to Protect Obama During Election Year Posted on July 25, 2012 at 3:45pm by Erica Ritz Print » Email » Comments (12) General Caldwell reportedly didn't want to draw attention to the hospital "with elections coming." (Photo: CNN) (The Blaze/AP) — US military officers accused one of the highest-ranking US commanders in Afghanistan, Lieutenant General William Caldwell, of trying to cover up a horrifying scandal at a taxpayer-funded hospital in Kabul to limit bad news in an election year, the AFP reports. Colonel Mark Fassl, who testified Tuesday, said he was shocked when Lt. Gen. William Caldwell cited the then-upcoming 2010 congressional elections as the reason not to investigate the hospital. The general reportedly said at the time: “How could we … make this request with elections coming? He calls me Bill.” Col. Fassl said he believed the “he” in that statement was a reference to President Obama. Two retired colonels who worked with the training command also told the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee that Caldwell did not want an investigation of the Dawood National Military Hospital, and one described the building as having “Auschwitz-like conditions.” U.S. taxpayers spent more than $150 million on the hospital in just 18 months, according to CNN.

69 We joke about it being a mental illness

Wait.  We were joking?

70 Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams), dead or alive?

71

This is going nowhere.  Even as informed of current and past political events as I think I am, I had to do some reading before I understood what this post was about. 

 

This won't affect the average voter.

72 Toaster Streudels taste better but Pop Tarts soak up more coffee.

73 79 Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams), dead or alive? Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:19 PM (G/zuv) Alive

74 The general reportedly said at the time: “How could we … make this request with elections coming? He calls me Bill.” Col. Fassl said he believed the “he” in that statement was a reference to President Obama.

75 Also, Libby was convicted of perjury because his recollection of events differed from someone else's, which means you'd have to be INSANE to testify in Federal court at all, ever. Take the fifth on everything. And because "lying to a federal official" is an offense, and mistakes are not an excuse, you can NEVER speak to a federal official in an official capacity. It's like they're deliberately setting things up so no sane person will ever cooperate with them, I can only assume the endgame is MORE POWER to coerce because now no one is cooperating with them.

76 Like I posted yesterday, since the Plame thing was so super serious that it had the media attention for a year, why isn't the ACTUAL LEAKER, Armitage, sitting in the prison cell the left dreamed for Cheney?

77

Why waste time using these bats on little  toy balls?

 

I have six wives that need to recoup "honor!"

78 yes, permeability is important in our breakfast cakes, isn't it? yet we often overlook it

79 I'm old school, Pop Tarts. Anything that can burn down a house if left in the toaster too long deserves my love and respect.

80 Also, MFM = Liar. Happens every day. Since we're on the subject. They may *seem* reasonable temporarily, but it's their job to stab everyone in the back for the sake of a destructive ideology. They just don't shout "allahu ackbar" while doing it, usually.

81

Moreover, how is Romney's defense of the non-leaking guy charged with perjury relate to his position against leaks?

 

Armitage was the leaker, not Libby. He was charged with perjury.

82 I can only assume the endgame is MORE POWER

I think that's supposed to be "MOAR POWR" to fit the AoSHQ Styleguide, but I could be mistaken.

Otherwise, I think you're 100% correct.

Though, honestly, Scooter Libby wasn't convicted of perjury.  He was convicted of being a member of the GW White House.

83 >>but have there ever been any Great Moslem Baseball players?

Wikipedia doesn't even have a list of Muslim athletes.

84 Wikipedia doesn't even have a list of Muslim athletes. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 04:23 PM (ZKzrr) What about Soccer? HaHaHa, I kid.

85 Olympic pole dancers in burkas is gonna be the next hit.

86 @iowahawkblog

On the bright side, we only have a few Chik-Fil-As http://twitpic.com/aboqki h/t @jtrevino 

Link leads to Google map of Chicago shootings

87

yes, permeability is important in our breakfast cakes, isn't it?

 

Look to the Scone!

 

 

88

Best line in the whole damn film.<<<

 

I dunno.  My fave was when Cerrano told the old pitcher he liked Jesus very much, but he no help him with curve ball.

 

"Are you sayin' Jesus can't hit a curve ball?!"

89

And because "lying to a federal official" is an offense, and mistakes are not an excuse, you can NEVER speak to a federal official in an official capacity.

 

This times 1000

 

90 >permeability is important in our breakfast cakes, isn't it?

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

91

I think BuzzFeed should focus on important matters, like squirrels disrupting Olympic beach volleyball.

 

It's a mystery to me why an editor would find this newsworthy.

http://oran.ge/PzYJLB

 

Total.  Mystery. 

92 I thought he was dead, but yes Dan Haggerty is still alive. I loved his stupid show when I was a kid.

93 101 I thought he was dead, but yes Dan Haggerty is still alive. I loved his stupid show when I was a kid. Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:25 PM (G/zuv) Toldja, and yeah, I liked it too.

94

O/T.... but... in the last two days I've heard the Inspector General who oversaw TARP, and now the Ex CEO of CitiGroup, both call for the breaking up of the big banks...

 

TARP and regulation was used to consolidate the banking industry into larger and larger banks... using the economic crises as the excuse... now some are seeing the problem as the Big banks have too much money to gamble on too many things.... and WAY too much power in Washington.

95   iowahawkblog

"Chik-Fil-A values are not Chicago values." - Congratulations, Rahm, you just coined Chik-Fil-A's new advertising slogan.  

96

It's like they're deliberately setting things up so no sane person will ever cooperate with them, I can only assume the endgame is MORE POWER to coerce because now no one is cooperating with them.

 

“Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed?” said Dr. Ferris. “We want them broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against - then you'll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted - and you create a nation of law-breakers - and then you cash in on guilt. Now, that's the system, Mr. Rearden, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with.”

97 It's a mystery to me why an editor would find this newsworthy.

As an excuse to post that picture.

98

The Obama attacks have used and discarded:

The dog on the roof.

The dancing horses.

Bain Capital.

The haircut.

Romney's rich.

 

And know they are falling back to the Valerie Plame event of a decade ago to try to get some traction in the polls, get some line of attack that will work.  I can smell the fear from Camp Choom all the way over here.

 

It smells like a pee-soaked sleeping bag.

99 OT,

One of the 5 OWS who tried to blow up that bridge outside of Cleveland plead guilty to all charges and will testify against the other 4. I saw the post at The Jawa Report.

100 Posted by: Entropy at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (TULs6) Holy Fuck. Are you familiar with the term, Kafkaesque?

101 Insty has a story that squirrels are disrupting the Olympics beach volleyball venue because they bury their nuts in the courts.  I've spent several minutes trying to connect SQUIRREL! with Obama burying his nuts in court, but so far nothing.  The muse, she is a fickle mistress.

102 Gabriel Malor ‏@gabrielmalor

Hmm. WH no longer denying that nat. sec. leak came from WH, only denying that it came from Obama. http://goo.gl/nl38J 

103 @100
Damn you, damn you to hell.

104 The ATMs took our dates.

105 >>>Wikipedia doesn't even have a list of Muslim athletes. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 25, 2012 04:23 PM (ZKzrr) >>>What about Soccer? Cricket is big in Pakistan, and believe it or not, field hockey.

106

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 04:29 PM (9TTOe)

 

 

No, just.... objectivism....

107 I hope all the "R's" are missing from all the keyboards in the early spring..  I would so like the IT staff of the White House to have to order new keyboards...  because, it means we won..

108 85 Like I posted yesterday, since the Plame thing was so super serious that it had the media attention for a year, Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 25, 2012 04:21 PM (UU0OF) MFM stories are only "super serious" to the extent that they help Democrats gain power or hurt Republicans. Libby: Story Armitage: No Story Clinton AGs: No Story Bush AGs: Story Abu Ghirab: Story Obama Drones: No Story Ad nauseam.

109 O/T but too funny: @KimJongNumberUn My wedding vows yo: http://t.co/dp37zsvc

110

PopTarts FTW, because they are already pre-packaged for on-the-go  eating, and a pass through the toaster before consumption is optional.

 

Toaster Streudel take time and effort.  You *have* to heat them.  And if you get the heating wrong, you will either burn the outermost layer of streudel, or leave the jelly cold.  And then you have to apply your own frosting.  And half the time, those little packets don't tear right when you try to separate them, so you wind up with one all split  down the side, so instead of the delicate drizzle shown on the box, you wind up with a big schmear, like a PopTart would be  anyway.  Even if you do separate it  correctly,  by that point your hands already have a mix of condensation and crumbs on them, so tearing the plastic packet becomes near-impossible, so then you have to find a pair of scissors.

 

If I wanted to put that much effort into eating breakfast, I would have already made a bowl of oatmeal.

111 "Best line in the whole damn film"
My favorite is "Hey barkeep, Jobu needs a refill!" shortly before getting clocked with a bat.

112

Really?  This is way too inside baseball to gain any traction. Oh sure MSNBC, CNN The networks and of course Williams, Fat Ass Beckel, and that thin lipped ferret face Alan Combs will push it. But this is the kind of shit, hey your guy supported a guy who did the same thing our guy is currently doing, just will not gain any traction with vast majority of people.

On the contrary I think it turns people off. Scooter? Who the fuck is Scooter?

113 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:31 PM (bxiXv) Don't forget F&F. Oh wait, even the GOP has decided to let that die. Like the Border patrol agent.

114 And know they are falling back to the Valerie Plame event of a decade ago to try to get some traction in the polls, get some line of attack that will work. I can smell the fear from Camp Choom all the way over here.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - wondering if he should stay or go? at July 25, 2012 04:27

Look for a huge week long "SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY OF KATRINA" special from the MBM around Labor Day

115 Posted by: Entropy at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (TULs6) I forgot to end my post with "in accordance with the Rand Prophecies."

116 Football (soccer) is the national sport of Saudi Arabia. And they actually have a national basketball team.

117

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 25, 2012 04:25 PM

 

I think I broke my nose!?

118 >>Who the fuck is Scooter?

A Muppet being discriminated against by Chick-Fil-A.

119 "It's a mystery to me why an editor would find this newsworthy. "
Tell her to get back to me when she's finished growin. Unlike Bill Paxton in True Lies, I don't like a girl to have a butt like a 10 year old boy.

120 Rod Koran, Baba Ruth, Hosni Canseco, Sheepless Joe Jackson, Alwiki Mantle, plenty of Muslim ballplayers.

121

Holy Fuck. Are you familiar with the term, Kafkaesque?

 

It's Randian, from Atlas Shrugged. But Kafka was great on that stuff too.

122 Don't forget F&F. Oh wait, even the GOP has decided to let that die. Like the Border patrol agent. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (9TTOe) Not. Over. Yet.

123 so Pop Tarts win the Portability category, too

124 It smells like a pee-soaked sleeping bag.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - wondering if he should stay or go? at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (hLRSq)

And flop sweat. So, yeah, pretty rank.

125

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:34 PM (bxiXv)

 

Really sad when a cautionary tale, gets turned into a 'how to' manual....

 

But... 1984? Animal Farm? Atlas Shrugged?

126 Not. Over. Yet. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:35 PM (bxiXv) Time will settle our disagreement.

127 Oh where, Oh where have the unemployment numbers gone?
Oh where Oh where can they be?
Oh where, Oh where is the recovery now
Oh where, Oh where  caan  ittt  beeee......?   (Holds hands out like Al Jolson)

I denounce myself..

128 Ben Smith is a dishonest scrunt.

129 Look for a huge week long "SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY OF KATRINA" special from the MBM around Labor Day

Nah, it'll be "Watergate, is it really over?".

When that fails, look for an expose on Lincoln's sex life.

130

It says

Libby's

Libby's

Libby's

on the label label label

131 *Plays with old sock..

132

As an excuse to post that picture.

There was a picture?  I didn't notice that!   Hmmm, why did it suddenly get so dark and stormy?

 

@100
Damn you, damn you to hell.

I don't have to share nice things with the Horde.  I do it because I'm a caring giver. 

 

133

When that fails, look for an expose on Lincoln's sex life.

 

 

Posted by: pep at July 25, 2012 04:37 PM (hPNaa)

 

 

Well duh.... we all know he didn't have a sex life, he was too busy fighting Vampires...

134 It says Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label label label The CIA wil Choke you Choke you Choke you Withe a cable cable cable.

135 Stephen Green ‏@VodkaPundit

Lez. RT @dmataconis ‘Wendy’ Condemns Chick-fil-A President Remarks On Gay Marriage

How's business at Wendy's lately? I don't think they're doing so well anymore either

136 Hmm. WH no longer denying that nat. sec. leak came from WH, only denying that it came from Obama. http://goo.gl/nl38J

 

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 04:29 PM (Y7XKa)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

If this is really true, why aren't we seeing a  chopped-off  head rolling down the WH steps. 

137

It is hard to beat a Brown Sugar (Frosted) Pop Tart for portability.

 Do they even make the unfrosted ones anymore?

138 Barack Obama can do whatever He likes, because He is a God amongst everyday Americans. Just, Perfect!

139

@127 Exactly, never overestimate the attention span of the American voter, short sentences drive home simple easy to understand ideas. For instance, Pres. speech quotes small business didn't build it.

These are winners Team O is reaching and failing.

This is what happens when your candidate is a far left Marxist running against a squeaky clean all America type.

140 I have NO PATIENCE for this or for that of such a thing that makes me look bad.  Also this post.  No Patience!

You didn't build this post, somebody else built the internet.

141

Finally, when Pillsbury puts out S'mores  Toaster Streudels, call me.

 

Until then, me and my box of S'mores PopTarts will be in my bunk.

142 >>How's business at Wendy's lately?

Been there once since they changed the burgers.  Bleccch.

143 I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts.

144 153 Mormons?

145 153 I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts. Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:40 PM (G/zuv) Yep, it's like sex with a condom.

146 "Been there once since they changed the burgers. Bleccch."
I do like their new spokescutie though. Wendy grew up and is hot.

147 They've been airing that anti-Obama spot on CNN at every commercial break, it seems.

148 Unfrosted poptart..... Sounds like a brand new contestant meeting Simon Cowell for the first time

149 1. Stadium-sized murals depicting Kim Jong Un's love for the Korean people, cut into 50,000 squares each

2.  50,000 Korean people to hold up the squares

3.  500 armed security people to shoot the Korean people who hold up the squares in the wrong order

150 Thank God for Chik-Fil-A values. It's the only place where I can get some peace and quiet.

151 Brown Sugar Cinnamon is my favorite, too. #2 is Chocolate Fudge tied for #3 Blueberry and Strawberry

152 I often wonder what life would be like if there were some group of large organizations that competed to bring people accurate information about what's going on in the world and how it might affect them. Idle fantasy, I know. Ah, well.

153 Wendy grew up and is hot.

Actually, Wendy grew up and is nearly as fat as her dad was.
The new spoxchick is cute, though.

154 163 I often wonder what life would be like if there were some group of large organizations that competed to bring people accurate information about what's going on in the world and how it might affect them. Idle fantasy, I know. Ah, well. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (bxiXv) Hey, I think that's us.

155

"Lez. RT @dmataconis ‘Wendy’ Condemns Chick-fil-A President Remarks On Gay Marriage "

 

Dave Thomas was always a good guy for being supportive of adoption.

 

Don't fuck it up, Wendy's.

 

Your Frosty's  pale in comparison to Peach Shakes.

156 Wendy is a great big fat person.

157

You didn't build this post, somebody else built the internet.

 

I was thinking "I didn't say that!"

 

No, of course you didn't, you had help. Someone built the roads. The military-industrial complex farried your ass to Roanoke on AF1. The speechwriter who wrote it for you plaguerized it from Marthastewahontas.

158 I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts.

You, if you visit New York City.  You'll find them in the convenient "1/3 pack".

159 Speaking of Pop Tarts, my Bastard Ex used to dip frosted chocolate Pop Tarts into Bailey's.  I should have left him just for that. 

160 168 Wendy is a great big fat person. Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM (jlltD) A fat ginger. The deadliest of the deadly.

161 Wendy is a great big fat person.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM (jlltD)

 

It puts the lotion on its skin...

162 I see now they have Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Sounds lovely.

163 If Obama doesn't fire someone immediately, he's admitting he has no control over his staff or ability to confidentially deal with National security issues. Probably be some flunky who takes the fall. The real leaker did it to help Obama so will get a full pass, regardless of what any investigation shows.

164 Thank God for Chik-Fil-A values.


It's the only place where I can get some peace and quiet foreplay.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (54vf

 

Fix't.  EAT MOR CHIKIN, as they say!

165 woah, for some reason the fonts on the blog have changed. Is that my browser or something you guys changed on the blog?

166

A fat ginger. The deadliest of the deadly.

 

Darn tootin'. 

167

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 04:44 PM (9TTOe)

 

Is that what happens when they take toooo many souls?

168 Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts.
Or Cherry.

But I'm a purist.

169 >>>I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts. Mom accidently picked those up for us once, but we got over it.

170 >>A fat ginger. The deadliest of the deadly.

*cocks eyebrow*

171 Actually, Wendy grew up and is nearly as fat as her dad was.
The new spoxchick is cute, though.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM

I like her because she's not gorgeous, she's the right level of cute type so that you feel that doing her is a realistic possibility

172

The unfrosted Pop-Tarts disintegrate if you so much as sneeze near them.  The frosted ones can live in a backpack for a week and only lose a bit off the  edge.

Structural Integrity.  It's what's for breakfast.

173 Got over it? I'd be madder than a wet hen for a month.

174 Does anyone remember Breakfast Squares?

175 156 "Been there once since they changed the burgers. Bleccch."

I do like their new spokescutie though. Wendy grew up and is hot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 04:41 PM (r4wIV)

 

She's the fake Wendy.  The actual Wendy is in some of the other commercials.  And yeah she does have resemblance to Dave.

176 Chief of Staff.-  "All right who wants some time off for 'Personal' reasons?"

"There is a spot at the Center for American Progress for you.. when you get better.."

177 >I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts.

Harrumph!  The frosting is too damn sweet and there is too much of it.

178

"Biden hits overseas Romney: ‘Politics stops at the water’s edge’"

 

From  the guy brought on as VP because he would handle all the Lightworker's foreign policy inexperience?

 

Da balls on dis guy.

179 >This won't affect the average voter.

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 04:20 PM (K4j5s)

no, but the liberal circle jerk will get it all over each other and have a gay old time

180

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2012 04:45 PM (HethX)

 

Thats the attack I'd be making right now.... either you know who it is and are covering up for them, or you are incompetent.... take your pick...

 

Its like the Fast and Furious stuff.... Mr. Holder?  Its been a YEAR and you can't tell me who is responsible?  Then you do not deserve to be the top law enforcement officer of the country, because you can't even Police your own dam staff!

181 "Actually, Wendy grew up and is nearly as fat as her dad was."
Leave me to my fantasies dammit!

182 I prefer Wendy's over McD's and BK. Of course a Five Guys is opening up 1/3 mile from my house. But alas, they don't have shakes.

183 I like her because she's not gorgeous, she's the right level of cute type so that you feel that doing her is a realistic possibility

Don't. Those types are like a cross between a washing machine and a cocker spaniel.

Dump your load in her and she'll never stop following you.

184 I'd be madder than a wet hen for a month.

Question.  On a scale of 1 - "Wookie Losing at Holo-chess," exactly how mad is a wet hen?

185 Derek Hunter ‏@derekahunter

If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues.

186 and fwiw, Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tarts are grotesque

we should feed them to prisoners

187 what do you mean too much frosting? I trim the unfrosted edges before eating them.

188

>>Does anyone remember Breakfast Squares?

I knew those guys.

189 I do love the Wendy's triple w/ cheese. Their new fries are good too. Chik-fil-A is opening a new store in my town. I'll definitely be giving them some business too. No politics with my junk food, thanks.

190

 I always wondered what cretin buys the unfrosted Pop Tarts.

 

I do.  And I use them as punishment when the kids are disrespectful to their mother.

 

"You made mommy sad last night, so she's sleeping in this morning and I'm making breakfast.  Here you go!"

*shriek  of violins*

"NOOOOO!  MOMMY!  WAKE UP!  I'M  SORRY MOMMY!"

191 it's comments like that from Biden that I wish Mitt would choose Allen West... or The Rock for veep

192 201
>>Does anyone remember Breakfast Squares?
I knew those guys.>>


We were college roommates..

193

If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues.

 

This is what I've been saying all along about the whole damn 'movement'.

 

It's like government is there to make daddy accept them back for thanksgiving, so they can just show up high and accuse everyone of genocide and throw up on the turkey.

194 Everyone Moron and Moronette knows the only AOSHQ Lifestyle approved breakfast food is pancakes.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 04:48 PM (OWjjx)

With bacon.

195

Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM (G/zuv)

 

And this is AFTER the Obama telling Medved, "its my last election...."

196 Grandma used to eat Egg Beaters. Do they still make that shit?

197 Rod Koran, Baba Ruth, Hosni Canseco, Sheepless Joe Jackson, Alwiki Mantle, plenty of Muslim ballplayers. Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2012 04:35 PM (HethX) I laughed out loud at Sheepless Joe Jackson.

198 It was Richard Armitage who was the leaker, not Libby. Libby went to jail for NOT doing something and apparently being mistaken about it.

Which discredits the "class act" of GWB.

199

Everyone Moron and Moronette knows the only AOSHQ Lifestyle approved breakfast food is pancakes.

 

Some chicks just don't deserve pancakes.

200 I like her because she's not gorgeous, she's the right level of cute type so that you feel that doing her is a realistic possibility

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2012 04:46 PM (Y7XKa)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

I agree.  But she's also a cold, souless ginger.

201

Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM (G/zuv)

 

 

Oh.... and I have a better job for Congressman West.... Secretary of Defense...

 

Then watch the PC REMF Admirals and Generals Heads Explode...

202 @210 - been too busy to make 'em

203 If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues.

For that last time, I can't help it if Sonic puts the large tots and cheese in the same package as a foot long.  I did NOT have a foot long for lunch.

204

 "Biden hits overseas Romney: ‘Politics stops at the waterÂ’s edgeÂ’"

That's why they are bringing up Valerie Plame.  Defence/foreign relations is the only area that the incumbant can have an advantage over a challenger, and considering all they don't want Romney to speak on this subject at all and leave the field to Barack, Weilder of Drones.

205 Libby's Fruit Float...anyone?

206 A comfort food flame war!  The Cretins vs. the Snobs; Begin!

207 politics... breakfast food for kids... and gays... which brings us to... Sally Ride... Tang.

208 "Actually, Wendy grew up and is nearly as fat as her dad was."

Leave me to my fantasies dammit!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 04:48 PM (r4wIV)

My fantasy involves a ginger covered with chocolate Frosty and freedom fries.

209 >Everyone Moron and Moronette knows the only AOSHQ Lifestyle approved breakfast food is pancakes.


there's a small but vocal waffle faction

210 @196 - WTF do the Amish know about washing machines, anyway...?

211

BK's sweet potato fries are good.

 

I've always liked Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwiches, since the religious views of its founder have gotten on the nerves of certain interest groups, I'll make it a point to buy there regularly. TAKE THAT gay mafia, and a couple of peach milkshakes, too!

212 O/T - MST 3000 DVD on Woot Off now.

213 you wind up with a big schmear, like a PopTart would be anyway.
A pop smear?

214 Grandma would always fuss and holler when she saw us bring Cookie Crisp cereal back from the store.

215 Wendy is a Pillsbury kinda chick, lots of flour to locate the sweet spot!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM

Nobody called me Pillsbury, but I got called White Lily a lot

216 speaking of hypocrisy...there's a lot to get over, including the foolishness of youth. It seems that politics motivate people to act stupidly, regardless of age, regardless of best intentions, regardless of which side of a political aisle.

"Greece expels Olympic athlete over racist tweets"
Triple jumper Voula Papachristou was expelled from Greece's Olympic team Wednesday for her nationalist/racist unfunny tweets. "She definitely cannot represent Greece in London," stated by the Greek Democratic Left being the only acceptable political party representing the only acceptable Greek views which happen to oppose Papachristou's politics. Too bad that you're the best athlete with a clean physical report but for your wrong thought.  No apology acceptable. You're out.

This week also saw the sacking of a Russian baritone, disinvited from his starring role in this summer's production of the Wagner Ring Trilogy at Bayreuth Festival because of his inappropriate though private old tattoo from his youthful rock scene. As things go, his chest bears the politically incorrect mark he believed spiritually to mean "all is well". He harbors no malice for the PC decision. What's the point, it's Bayreuth Festival's call. As if this Russian baritone couldn't have done positive press for the Festival speaking his maturing views on behalf of humanity.

As the politically correct agenda goes, it is yet acceptable for the Islamist seeking the infidels' death to participate in the Olympics. At which point of a terrorist attack, a nationalist's defensive response for home team or homeland is not tolerable.

There is no excuse for racism, just as there is no excuse for thought police.

Recall that the Olympics were where the world's best performers competed without regard to a participant's race or nationality, religion, creed or political affiliation. Politics and individual thought aren't deemed appropriate grounds on which to be judged at the Olympics so long as yours are correct. No apologies accepted, a colossal institutional error in judgment. This kid Voula could learn the tolerance or empathy as a foreigner herself by going to the Olympics and meeting the very people she'd never known personally, finding them to be good people. But no. The Democratic Left Party has spoken. She is unforgivable. Her apologies are unacceptable.

Stupid is as stupid does, with far too much going around all sides. Overcompensation "RESET" the overcharge penalty.

217 219 "Biden hits overseas Romney: ‘Politics stops at the water’s edge’"
That's why they are bringing up Valerie Plame. Defence/foreign relations is the only area that the incumbant can have an advantage over a challenger, and considering all they don't want Romney to speak on this subject at all and leave the field to Barack, Weilder of Drones.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - wondering if he should stay or go? at July 25, 2012 04:55 PM (hLRSq)

 

And that's why Obama campaigned in Germany....

218

Posted by: soothie at July 25, 2012 04:55 PM (G/zuv)

 

New Game?  6 degrees of seperation from Teh Gay? (vice Kevin Bacon, who... wait a sec... looks gay?)

219 chocolate Frosty

There is no other kind of Frosty.  All that other crap they've labeled as "Frosties" is just soft-serve ice-cream.

220 I remember the Cookie Crisp cereal commercial well. it was brilliant -- cereal shaped like choco chip cookies

221 Not bacon?

222 #61 He throws like Richard Simmons?

I thought Simmons was a catcher....

[rimshot]

223 If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues. This is what I've been saying all alongabout the whole damn 'movement'. It's like government is there to make daddy accept them back for thanksgiving, so they can just show up high and accuse everyone of genocide and throw up on the turkey. Posted by: entropy I think this should be in the DSM. It is spot on.

224

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 04:58 PM (OWjjx)

 

Crap.... so liking Waffles makes ya a RINO?

225

Grandma would always fuss and holler when she saw us bring Cookie Crisp cereal back from the store.

 

I had a roomate who would eat Chips Ahoy in a bowl with milk poured over them for b'fast.  He claimed it was a better deal than Cookie Crisp.

226 tagshortening

227 Sally Ride - gettin' more 'tang than an astronaut.  While actually getting Tang as an atronaut.

228 nood top post

229 >>>Everyone Moron and Moronette knows the only AOSHQ Lifestyle approved breakfast food is pancakes.

All this time, I thought it was Val-U-Rite. 

230 OT - From Yahoo:
Biden hits overseas Romney: ‘Politics stops at the water’s edge’

Posted by: Trolling as the The Balls On These Guys guy at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (yn6XZ)

Pssst, Joe......Obama>Brandenburg gate>GERMANY.

231 My youngest is addicted to eggos. She toasts two then scmears it with Nutella and makes a sandwich.

232 She's the fake Wendy. The actual Wendy is in some of the other commercials. And yeah she does have resemblance to Dave.
David Frum?

233

...and for the record.  It's all about the French Toast. 

Made with Challah.

234

Pssst, Joe......Obama>Brandenburg gate>GERMANY.

 

Ah, but Obama wasn't at the water's edge. The Brandenburg Gate is inland. Stupid wingnuts.

235

If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues.

 

You'd think they'd support some sort of hot dog vendor, wouldn't you?

236

Oh, man.  Cookie Crisp.

 

As a parent, I have had many fond childhood memories ruined by trying the old childhood favorites I grew up on.  Apple Jacks are biracial now.  Lucky Charms have all sorts of shaped marshmallows I do not remember fitting into the commercial jingle.  Cocoa Krispies don't turn the bowl of milk nearly as chocolately-brown as I remember them doing before.  Even Froot Loops seem...different.

 

But Cookie Crisp.  Exactly as I remember it.  Awesome.  Soaks up just the right amount of milk.  Perfection in every spoonful.

237 OSP - what, no M&M's sprinkled into the waffle-holes?

238 ...that was originally M-and-M's.

239 I've spent several minutes trying to connect SQUIRREL! with Obama burying his nuts in court, but so far nothing. The muse, she is a fickle mistress.

That's because 0bama buried his nuts in Reggie's backside.

240 "I like her because she's not gorgeous, she's the right level of cute type"
Exactly, my favorite type

241 207 If you're looking for validation for your sexual orientation from a fast food joint you've got some serious self-esteem issues.

This is what I've been saying all alongabout the whole damn 'movement'.

It's like government is there to make daddy accept them back for thanksgiving, so they can just show up high and accuse everyone of genocide and throw up on the turkey.

It's the pinnacle of bien pensant liberalism. It's the way you express your enlightenment.

But for gays, it's a trap.

(1) They think marriage is "optional". If people ever take it seriously, gays are going to quickly find that marriage is anything but optional and those who support it in theory but have no interest in it until maybe they're in their 60s will be in for a rude awakening.

(2) Suddenly the state has an interest in gay relationships. "Common law marriage" has fallen by the wayside, but there are still remnants of it and even if law doesn't, the culture will demand that gays fit into a monogamous pairing and that no other situation is tolerable.

(3) The main social problem with marriage is that heterosexuals, who can produce children unexpectedly, are either not doing it or are waiting too long. This has a profound impact on how society operates and adding to the perception that marriage is something you do when you're old and gray (look at the pics of the same-sex couples getting licenses) will just make the situation worse.

(4) Plural marriage.  Ask your favorite same-sex marriage advocate what they think about plural marriage.  9 times out of 10 they'll say that they have no problem with it.  (Seriously, try it.) Well, they should.  If you use a "rights" argument, then plural marriage follows closely behind. While the social effects of same-sex marriage are small and limited, that is not so for plural marriage.

Frankly, I think the religious thing is a red herring (although religion sometimes gives us wisdom we can't articulate) because marriage has been the same thing across cultures and time.

242 As a 4-year-old, I had ambivalent feelings about Lucky Charms. The marshmallow bits were neat, but the rest of it looked like Cat Chow.

243 Well that was a formatting mess.

244 Right after Andrew Breitbart died The Right Scoop posted a video from Buzzfeed and I condemned Brian in the comments for doing so.  You know what he said?  Kaczynski was a "good guy" and he trusted him.  He'd always been "fair" he said.  Fuck me.  I didn't give a crap WHO Andrew Kaczynski  was or how fair he'd ever been to anybody.  He worked for Buzzfeed and that made him scum.  End of story.  You conservatives will never fucking learn.  I ended up getting banned from The Right Scoop because I insulted one of the pansy moderators. 

245 Kaczynski...

Any relation to Ted?

246 For a better reading selection of Liberal selective outrage see, e.g., Bob Packwood v. Ted Kennedy and the treatment of female staffers. Yea, Bob may have made them feel uncomfortable (and I am not condoning what Packwood may have done) but at least when they left they were still, uh, yea, alive.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2012 04:01 PM (OWjjx)

Packwood was fine with Liberals for 20 years until they didn't need his RINO vote anymore and ditched him.

247 Testing

248 Number one pick in the past NHL draft is a tartar (Muslim): Nail Yakpunov

249 Andrew Kaczynski blocked me today for this reply to his tweet about that Aurora a-hole mailing a manifesto, which went unread for weeks, to his university: @BuzzFeedAndrew Should have mailed it to Ben Smith. Media Matters says he'll publish whatever you sent him no questions asked. Touchy, Touchy.

250 &