December 03, 2012
— Ace

I cribbed that from Instapundit.
Costas revealed a series of flawed thoughts. I thought I'd note some of them.
The first flawed idea is the notion of mastery over the human condition, via the policy preferences of the dominant liberal elite class. Murders have been occurring for all 100,000 years of human history. And an especially ugly class of murders involve men killing their women when their women decide to leave.
No gun is needed for such murders, since men are generally much stronger than women. As the picture demonstrates, a man (especially an athlete!) doesn't need a gun to kill; he just needs a halfway decent cutlery set.
Bob Costas gets around this (he thinks) by suggesting it's not just about the gun, but about "gun culture," a culture, if I'm to understand this correctly, that encourages violent outcomes to personal disputes.
Responsible gun owners certainly don't believe that. Irresponsible gun owners and criminals do, but that's hardly a "gun culture" extending to responsible citizens.
Nevertheless, Bob Costas wants you to know that if you sign on for the cultural preferences of the monied liberal urban elite, we can finally have an end to this whole murder business.
This is an extremely arrogant idea, of course. But is as usually the case, people have the strongest opinions when they have the least actual knowledge.
Another thing Costas does here is to ignore three cultural matters that are less easily burbled about than his anti-"gun culture" kick, which of course safely targets White Republicans. Adam Carolla talks about this a lot -- it is a favorite posture of the liberal urban elite to discuss safe villains, White Republicans, who have nothing to do with the ills they're discussing, in order to avoid talking about things that aren't so easy to talk about. Things that actually do have something to do with the ill they're talking about.
The easiest of the other three cultures to discuss is the bubble that athlete heroes live in, in which most of their personal problems are "fixed" by a large and wealthy organization that has a lot of investment in them. This leads to the idea of action without consequences and all the evils that flow from that.
More difficult to discuss is the very violence implicit in football itself -- violence that leads to concussions and brain injuries (and brain injuries of course may well lead to defects in thought and judgement).
This is especially difficult to discuss because you can't have football without this. You cannot have what we know as "football" without the very real risk and frequent incidence of serious brain trauma.
Thus, we're all kind of complicit in this, or, putting it a different way, we've all accepted the violence as a necessary evil for a bit of entertainment. The athletes accept the cost-benefit tradeoff; the teams accept it; NBC accepts it; the public accepts it. We all accept that to have the game as we've had the game, and as we want the game, there are going to be some serious casualties along the way, the most serious of which involve the brain and spinal column.
And that's kind of a heavy, ugly idea. But it's true. Ninety percent of human thought is, I sometimes think, devoted to rationalizing why things which are obviously true are not true. And we reward people who give us the best, most plausible falsehoods denying the obvious truth.
The most difficult culture to talk about is a strain of black culture that is so rejectivist -- so knee-jerkedly oppositional anything "white" -- that it often throws out a lot of babies with the bathwater. That's a problem, because what we might call "conventional traditionalist white middle-class culture" happens to have seized on a great many extremely positive and useful mores, so any culture which is broadly oppositional to that culture is going to wind up rejecting many crucial moral guidances.
But while all of these are far more relevant to the murder-suicide than the "gun culture" Costas discusses -- his cowardice posing as a form of informed courage -- actually, none of them have much to do with the murder-suicide, either. Brain injuries may have something to do with it, but that's highly speculative. I'm just nothing them as having more to do with the murder-suicide than the Easy Dodge Bob Costa offers.
The main problem is really human wiring. Yes, for a 100,000 years men have frequently thought that killing a former lover was a good way to deal with heartbreak. (On the distaff side of the coin, women have also occasionally thought murdering a male spouse was a pretty good idea.)
People do in fact snap. Some brains snap under much lesser strains than others. And when people snap, they start thinking a lot of murder, and suicide.
And they don't need guns to do this, as they have never needed guns to do this. A knife works pretty effectively; a woman can use a knife, too. She's every bit a man's physical equal when a man is asleep, or pass-out drunk, or drugged. And beyond knives there is poison, and there are of course bludgeons and ligatures; and drowning people in bathtubs; and running them down with a vehicle; and dousing them with kerosene and setting them on fire.
A lot of these emotional-snap murders involve setting people on fire, including setting one's children on fire; nutty, murderous people seem to think that killing one's children is a great way to either spite the straying spouse even more, or a great way to clasp one's children to one's breast as one enters a fiery heaven. No idea what they're thinking, actually.
But I do know we're not talking about outlawing matches.
I have several problems with this sort of Automatic Liberalism, this sort of unthinking liberalism, but, confining my critique to the intellectual plane, my problem is that it is thoughtlessness passing as thoughtfulness and cowardice masquerading as courage. It's a very weak dodge, a manner of avoiding more difficult conclusions, but the Dominant Media/Informational Culture of the country has deemed these weak evasions to be Brave and Intelligent, and thus they are.
Costas will be praised for his guts-- but I notice he didn't discuss anything controversial, like the Athletic Bubble (that's something that's sort of easy to discuss for most-- but not when your job is promoting athletes and getting interviews from them), the broad Black Counterculture which is generally harmful to anyone who embraces it (and is unwillingly embraced by it) and, most of all, the sad and often violent state of the human condition.
This last one is the hardest one to discuss at all, because it offers no easy answers at all.
And that's precisely the thing that Jason Whitlock are looking for, easy answers, simple-minded statements they can posture as sages for speaking.
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Posted by: tsrblke (Work) at December 03, 2012 10:30 AM (i177X)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2012 10:30 AM (0PiQ4)
WHITLOCK: Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world when sports lends itself to that and try to open people’s eyes. You know, I did not go as far as I’d like to go because my thoughts on the NRA and America’s gun culture – I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously don’t have our best interests [at heart].
The epic stupid in this statement should show you what it takes to be a sports journalist.
It's WHITEY'S fault that black kill other blacks with GUNS. Nothing racist about THAT mindset Nuh uh......
Posted by: Glum at December 03, 2012 10:30 AM (UK9cE)
Ban Bob Costas, before he causes another death from the eye-rolling his stupidity causes! It's for the children!
Posted by: Bob Costas Control for a Safe America at December 03, 2012 10:31 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: thefritz at December 03, 2012 10:32 AM (pH+yu)
Posted by: elliot m at December 03, 2012 10:32 AM (zPich)
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 10:33 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:33 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 03, 2012 10:34 AM (GFM2b)
Meh, that's nothing. Channel surfing on Sunday, I saw that idiot Melissa Harry Paris or whatever, try to tie to the filibuster to racism because Strom Thurman once used one.
Yes, seriously. Every time she said "The filibuster" she added "which was used once by Strom Thurman to fight the civil rights act."
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 10:34 AM (i177X)
Anything to distract from the insane amount of violence in football, which is needed for the game to, you know, survive and be a big business.
The NFL has a strong PR reach...
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at December 03, 2012 10:34 AM (dI4eX)
Posted by: JollyRoger at December 03, 2012 10:34 AM (t06LC)
But is as usually the case, people have the strongest opinions when they have the least actual knowledge.
Posted by: Robb Allen at December 03, 2012 10:35 AM (MPhK9)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:35 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 10:35 AM (da5Wo)
Those that are not armed cannot defend, but also cannot rebel.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 10:35 AM (UK9cE)
That's a problem, because what we might call "conventional traditionalist white middle-class culture" happens to have seized on a great many extremely positive and useful mores, so any culture which is broadly oppositional to that culture is going to wind up rejecting many crucial moral guidances.
One of the tenets of Obama's black liberation church was "A rejection of middle-class culture." Or, "middle-classedness" I think they called it.
Wonder what is said behind the church doors, and how much damage it has done.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 10:35 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: soothsayer at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (jUytm)
Errr... that is, I would have. If I had a blog.
Including a link to Rachel Corrie being much better at killing "the wrong kind" than Margaret Sanger could ever have hoped to be.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (5DR1j)
Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that
I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world
when sports lends itself to that and try to open peopleÂ’s eyes. You
know, I did not go as far as IÂ’d like to go because my thoughts on the
NRA and America’s gun culture – I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And
that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our
community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is
the work of people who obviously donÂ’t have our best interests [at
heart].
First off, the stupid BURNS. It BURNS, dammit. I feel like Bloody Mary has just crawled out of my mirror and clawed my eyes out to actually rescue me from having to read this stupid tripe again.
But this is especially galling:
Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that
I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world
when sports lends itself to that and try to open peopleÂ’s eyes.
Hey, fuckwad! Did you ever think that maybe the reason people watch sports so much, and the reason they tune out the "real world" as they do so, is because the real world sucks a fat one? And maybe, just maybe, those people who sink into sports for a little escapism don't want their brief respite from the weeklong slog to be interrupted by some pantywaist harridon fat liberal asswipe who wants to take advantage of his job as a glorified play-by-play caller to "educate" them?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: JollyRoger at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2012 10:36 AM (0PiQ4)
And, Ace, I think the term you're looking for to express this idea is "The Perfectibility of Man."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:37 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Socratease at December 03, 2012 10:37 AM (iVBDH)
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2012 10:37 AM (bS/Cy)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at December 03, 2012 10:37 AM (pmsMR)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)
Japan has bladed weapon bans, too, regarding what you can have on your person in public. A pretty standard pocket knife could get you chucked in the tanty.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Andy at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (C/NnJ)
Posted by: Justamom at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Dave S. at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (+jNI+)
Posted by: Cricket at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (71LDo)
When was this? I can't recall any recent immolation type murders of young children caught in custody disputes.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: YaHump at December 03, 2012 10:39 AM (yJlNz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:39 AM (4df7R)
32 the notion of mastery over the human condition, via the policy preferences of the dominant liberal elite class.
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And, Ace, I think the term you're looking for to express this idea is "The Perfectibility of Man."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 02:37 PM (5DR1j)
Humanism
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 10:39 AM (da5Wo)
I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously donÂ’t have our best interests [at heart].
The NRA is standing on the street corner of the black community and handing young black Americans a 9 mm pistol and an 8 ball because they're WHITE and hate BLACK people.
Jason, YOU sir, are the racist in this situation. YOU are the one that can't see beyond the color. YOU, sir, are the one that takes race relations back to the 1850's.
That and your writing sucks.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 10:39 AM (UK9cE)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 03, 2012 10:39 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Edward Cropper at December 03, 2012 10:40 AM (Lt3vg)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 02:38 PM (RD7QR)
I know, right? The fuck is wrong with these dopes?
Posted by: Genghis Khan at December 03, 2012 10:40 AM (4df7R)
It is a very good school in a very good area
I submit that if the kids leave school believing they have to "try" various flavors of sexuality before they know their own sexual orientation, it is not a "very good school." I would submit it is not even a "pretty okay school, once you get past all the crap." I would submit such a school is a piss-poor example of institutions of education, and should be completely abandoned.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:40 AM (5DR1j)
But I understand it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread really is that old at December 03, 2012 10:41 AM (cVfX0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2012 10:41 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: ejo at December 03, 2012 10:41 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (+yYvY)
Humanism does assume the Perfectibility of Man, but so do other philosophies/religions. Humanism is an especially egregious example, though.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: DanInMN at December 03, 2012 10:42 AM (XqeyF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2012 02:41 PM (79ueO)
Is it wrong that I had that as the ringtone for my wife at one point?
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 10:43 AM (UK9cE)
And really, it's bad enough that he did this at all but how effing stupid to do it during a Cowboys game in TEXAS!
Posted by: Tami at December 03, 2012 10:43 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 10:43 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 10:43 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Sea World at December 03, 2012 10:43 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 10:44 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2012 10:44 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2012 10:44 AM (79ueO)
Costas doesn't object to Men with Guns, so long as those Men have the appropriate government-certified credentials.
What they object to is you and I having a gun. They object to Non-Governmental Men with Guns -- men whose livelihood does not depend on the elite governmental class (the pool from which men like Costas are drawn) who dole out salaries to lower-class men who do real work for a living protecting yuppies, and are thus more willing to follow their orders.
Assholes like Costas don't have a problem with guns. They have a problem with freedom. More specifically, they have a problem with men they can't control.
Posted by: Phinn at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (oFH2D)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Crazy giant guy from Happy Gilmore at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (+yYvY)
Hell, I'm still waiting for all that Church's Chicken to take effect.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (UK9cE)
Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that
I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world
when sports lends itself to that and try to open peopleÂ’s eyes. You
know, I did not go as far as IÂ’d like to go because my thoughts on the
NRA and America’s gun culture – I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And
that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our
community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is
the work of people who obviously donÂ’t have our best interests [at
heart].
So the NRA is supplying black youth with guns and drugs? When did the KKK supply blacks with guns and drugs? I suppose the NRA is also creating gangs and forcing them into them too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (1Jaio)
Guns for show. Knives for the pro.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Andy at December 03, 2012 10:45 AM (C/NnJ)
How do they get that credibility from some folks in the first place?
Maybe if Costas comments next on some nuclear physics advancement we can give that some play too. You know, because he's a TV PERSONALITY so it must be worth discussing.
Posted by: marcus at December 03, 2012 10:46 AM (GGCsk)
Some of them throw dogs at each other.
And really, it's bad enough that he did this at all but how effing stupid to do it during a Cowboys game in TEXAS!
That was my thought last night, too. Okay, demographics of someone watching Sunday Night Football. Demographics of gun ownership. Venn Diagram. Let's think that through.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 10:46 AM (5DR1j)
Arguably Aristotle was a humanist. He'd be appealed by the use of legislation to force good moral behavior, precisely because it doesn't work. Virtue has to be learned and acted, not forced under coercion.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 10:46 AM (i177X)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 10:47 AM (Dnbau)
They were doing something about the gun ranges and unsafe levels of lead. Ammunition industry responded by making lead-free bullets that are a little more expensive than regular ones, but not impossible to carry on with.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 10:47 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (+yYvY)
EoJ, you're missing out on the cheap, effective meth market! Cheap to produce, fast to cook and distribute, and it has a high addiction rate. And if you play your cards right and set up your meth lab IN an inner city, you can actually make the lab site and the surrounding area a toxic, hazardous waste zone!
I really think this is a growth area you need to add to your imperial portfolio.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)
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We had a bad one in OKC not too long ago. Yes, it happens. Think about the youth sport in large urban areas of setting homeless people on fire. Same thing.
Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2012 10:47 AM (YRq5F)
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 02:45 PM (GQ8sn)
SOAP.
*hearts*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread really is that old at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (cVfX0)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (ZPrif)
Sorry, Ace, I preferred AtC's earlier post to yours.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2012 02:36 PM (0PiQ4)
I don't anyone is ranking them. The issue can actually accomodate two lines of thought.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (3ZtZW)
couldn't not respond to this one: lets do everyone a favor and flood the NFL with calls to fire Bob Costas
1-212-450-2000
I already called and expressed my disgust; if they don't fire him like they fired Hank Williams, Jr. (for voicing a personal opinion) they are unmitigated assholes
Posted by: the Butcher at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (8g9qq)
So somehow, this makes sense. To NBC at least.
Posted by: marcus at December 03, 2012 10:48 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (VtjlW)
True but the wiley gun owner will always have at least one gun that is legal yet off the records and hence unknown to the authorities. Generally any gun imported before the 1968 GCA and transferred via private parties will fit the bill.
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (pAlYe)
Bob Costas gets around this (he thinks) by suggesting it's not just about the gun, but about "gun culture," a culture, if I'm to understand this correctly, that encourages violent outcomes to personal disputes.
Responsible gun owners certainly don't believe that. Irresponsible gun owners and criminals do, but that's hardly a "gun culture" extending to responsible citizens.
Of course, its too profound of a thought for the drooling left to comprehend that it WAS NOT an NRA member or white republican who did this.
It was one of THEIR pets.
Posted by: george at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (qBLA2)
Posted by: The Philistines at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (vlC9n)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: YaHump at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (yJlNz)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (VtjlW)
Suddenly I'm think AtC is a supervillian in disguise.
I'm also transferring all of my gun registrations to my wife! (Hah, that'll do an endrun around you trying to steal my stuff AtC. Note: IANAL, YMMV, that may not even be legal.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (i177X)
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 03, 2012 10:49 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Cricket at December 03, 2012 10:50 AM (DrC22)
Fuck me, that's truly horrible. Nothing comes close to agonizing suffering than being burned alive, but not all the way dead. You'd wish you were dead.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Dave S. at December 03, 2012 10:50 AM (+jNI+)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 02:47 PM (Dnbau)
And how many times after someone gets murdered do you see the mother or grandmother of both the shooter and the victim in front the TV cameras wailing, "He's such a good boy! He never did nothing wrong! He's a good boy! You got the wrong boy!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:50 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Andy at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (C/NnJ)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)
-------------Well at least we have that
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (R8hU8)
Clearly we need to ban rocks. And all rock-sized objects.
Or all blunt objects. They turn up in autopsies all the time.
I thought we had a ban when they stopped selling videotape-rewind machines -- objects that are horribly blunt. Turns out they stopped selling them because people stopped needing them, not out of corporate responsibility.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (9KqcB)
Agreed. I've been in radio my entire adult life. I know it takes some talent, but I also know it doesn't take MUCH.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 03, 2012 10:51 AM (cVfX0)
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 10:52 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Dead Mexicans at December 03, 2012 10:52 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 10:53 AM (3x3F6)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 10:53 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 03, 2012 10:53 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:53 AM (VtjlW)
Clearly we need to ban rocks. And all rock-sized objects.
Just ban hands. Problem solved.
(Note to self: Invent "stump gun.")
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: YaHump at December 03, 2012 02:49 PM (yJlNz)
Fuck you. We're going as fast as we can. I got the Big Gulp outlawed. The gun thing will happen, buddy.
Posted by: Mayor in Chief Bloomberg at December 03, 2012 10:54 AM (UK9cE)
We all should be required to wear helmets and body armor 24/7, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2012 10:54 AM (b+jI9)
Posted by: izoneguy at December 03, 2012 10:54 AM (oKH8p)
Posted by: dogfish at December 03, 2012 10:54 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at December 03, 2012 10:54 AM (H84UO)
Pffft. A disguise. A low cut shirt and stompy boots means no one will ever recognize her face
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 10:55 AM (da5Wo)
Jason Whitlock is most qualified to write a Fodor's-type guide to America's urban stripclubs.
And about his buddy Jeff George.
Posted by: boniface ballers at December 03, 2012 10:55 AM (l3RZ9)
Just ban hands. Problem solved.
(Note to self: Invent "stump gun.")
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 02:53 PM (4df7R)
Stompy Boots Control?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 10:55 AM (lZBBB)
I would respectfully like to point out that I was found innocent in a court of law.
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at December 03, 2012 02:54 PM (H84UO)
Shut up and go back to getting ass-raped in prison, Juicey-Juice.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at December 03, 2012 02:54 PM (H84UO)
Yo, OJ... up high.. one time!!
Posted by: Robert Blake at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (+yYvY)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (QxSug)
Stompy boots qualify as a disguise for this purpose. I find you guilty or something. Now don't use your incredible woman powers to have me locked up. Please
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (i177X)
those trillions of Great Society dollars that utterly destroyed the black family structure are more responsible for this sorry state of affairs than the contents of my gun safe are.
THIS is the real crime against the black community. It's disgraceful.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: egd at December 03, 2012 10:56 AM (XVGEg)
That's not my recollection.
Posted by: Nevada judge what sentenced OJ at December 03, 2012 10:57 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 03, 2012 10:57 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 10:57 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (WYBGy)
Posted by: Dave S. at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (HEWhR)
In fairness they blow up a lot of levees around my parts (MO). Mostly to help stop downstream effects to save people who stupidly believe they blew the levees in a major metro area.
Next time, I suggest we keep the farm land.
@BCochran1981,
Punch, me, beaten to. Damnit.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (i177X)
No, no no -- we need to force everyone to walk around naked at all times.
And while we're at it, we need to ban these naked people from picking up any object that could be used as a weapon.
Basically, we need to be naked all the time, and have a rule that says that no one can touch anything, ever, except when your feet touch the ground.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Phinn at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (oFH2D)
Outlaw brooms!
Posted by: Willie Nelson, tied up with a jumprope at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (RDP+N)
It's not 'gun culture' that Jason Whitlock is talking about with teens shooting teens over music at convenience stores. It's THUG CULTURE, which, should I mention it, Jason Whitlock will immediately and reflexively condemn me as a racist.
What is the number of guns-per-capita in rural areas, with hunters, etc. compared to the cities? I can't help but notice that there are large swaths of the country where people possess guns, yet somehow fight the urge to shoot each other.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (9KqcB)
All all Bob does is suck the cocks of the people who actually play the game.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 02:55 PM (lZBBB)
I wouldn't presume to speak for AtC, but they can have my stompy boots when they rip them off my cold, dead, impressively accurate in the crotchular region feet.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:58 AM (4df7R)
/sigh Bob is totally ignorant of the facts.
Reiterating probably what everyone else has already said, "You are entitled to your opinion, but facts are facts." He's ignorant and needs to stop pontificating.
Posted by: Gmac at December 03, 2012 10:59 AM (IanLz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (b+jI9)
Reminds me of the Chris Rock bit where he says don't outlaw guns or bullets. Just make the bullet cost $5000.
There would be no innocent driveby shootings.
'Hey motherf----- I'd shoot you but I got my house note to pay and shit. "
Unfortunately the left would put a 5000 tax on bullets if they could.
Posted by: polynikes at December 03, 2012 10:59 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 02:57 PM (VtjlW)
'Sokay. I will gladly hang around in their shadows and let them take all the credit. *swoon*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 10:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dave S. at December 03, 2012 02:58 PM (HEWhR)
Good point.... he IMMEDIATLY Politized the Murder / Suicide...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (lZBBB)
122 Clearly we need to ban rocks. And all rock-sized objects.
Just ban hands. Problem solved.
(Note to self: Invent "stump gun.")
----------
I LoL'd.
But yeah...ban feet too, because a kick to the head can do the trick.
And ball bats...and lead pipes.
If bullets are banned, then people could still make Ice Bullets.
So then we gotta ban water.
People could still use a piece of wire to garrot someone with.
So we gotta ban wire.
And then there is rope...can't have people hanging themselves or someone else with an evil piece of rope!
Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (CM59X)
Right?
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Bob Costas at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (wIgpo)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Dave S. at December 03, 2012 02:58 PM (HEWhR)
But heaven forbid a political candidate of the right-leaning variety should have an opinion on the record. Oh noes.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:00 AM (VLG62)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 03:00 PM (CM59X)
And buckets... because according to National Statistics there are a number (small) of people who die every year from drowning in buckets...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Bob Costas at December 03, 2012 03:00 PM (wIgpo)
I laughed. A LOT.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (iAUf+)
Wait. What?
Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at December 03, 2012 11:01 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (tOkJB)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (BVkEs)
AIDS and crack you pumped in to the inner cities to do their job. So
every third shipment or so, I'll toss in some shitty Romanian AKs and a
crate of Norinco 9mms.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 02:42 PM (+yYvY)
Hell, I'm still waiting for all that Church's Chicken to take effect.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 02:45 PM (UK9cE)
Patience boys. Soon.
Dr. Colt 45 will be along soon with a status report. It seems his "pimp cup" and "purple drank" have been adopted and are proceeding nicely.
Posted by: Malboro Man at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (t06LC)
Bob Costas gets around this (he thinks) by suggesting it's not just about the gun, but about "gun culture," a culture, if I'm to understand this correctly, that encourages violent outcomes to personal disputes.
Straight up racism. What culture most encourages violent outcomes to personal disputes? Here's a hint: in what demographic is the leading cause of death of males 15-25 homicide - by gun - by other males of the same demographic? Hmmm?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (4u2LN)
True enough. Had Bob displayed this staggering level of stupidity there, no one would have even noticed.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Adam at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (/YJYi)
Posted by: wm flip at December 03, 2012 11:02 AM (lB/5N)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2012 11:03 AM (QKKT0)
Maybe he forgot he was doing football and was in his ice dancing frame of mind.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 03, 2012 11:03 AM (L8r/r)
So, do we ban booze, bars, or baseball bats?
Or just shoot the banners.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:03 AM (VLG62)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 03, 2012 11:04 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2012 11:04 AM (+yYvY)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2012 11:04 AM (tOkJB)
So then we gotta ban water.
OMG! I remember an episode of CSI where some guy made a "meat bullet". He froze a piece of beef and then molded it into the shape of a 9mm or .45 ACP slug and hand loaded several rounds of meat bullets to kill someone with. When the cops did their forensic analysis, all they found was massive gunshot wound trauma but no bullet fragments! The meat was disguised among the wounded human tissue.
Frakkin' brilliant!
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 11:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:04 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 03, 2012 11:05 AM (f3B9y)
Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:05 AM (fWAjv)
Was it a wooden bat? If so, chalk up another death to deforestation and global warming.
Posted by: ManBearPig at December 03, 2012 11:05 AM (QKKT0)
1971: Sportscaster Stan Duke convicted of shooting his estranged wife's lover to death.
2006: Part-time sportscaster Mark Unger of Detroit is convicted of murdering his wife by pushing her off a ledge.
1997: Sportscaster Marv Albert commits assault and battery while dressed in women's clothing.
2011: Sportscaster Marvell Scott for WABC in New York is convicted of child prostitution.
I look like a fucking angel now, don't I?
Posted by: Pat O'Brien at December 03, 2012 11:05 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 03, 2012 11:06 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 11:06 AM (RDP+N)
I thought Mystbusters covered that and determined it was also more or less impossible. The various heats from the gunshot (powder burn, friction, etc.) melted the meat rendering it...ineffective.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 11:06 AM (i177X)
Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2012 11:07 AM (TR60b)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:07 AM (VtjlW)
Will the Lutheran violence never end?!?!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:07 AM (5DR1j)
Bastard.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:04 PM (VtjlW)
Fixed for accuracy
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 11:07 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 03:04 PM (GQ8sn)
And Use PIG Meat for the Jihadi's!!!
Bonus Score!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 11:08 AM (lZBBB)
I'm not sure it was "the" original, but I first ran into that on Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:08 AM (5DR1j)
One thing Bob did wrong is conflate "gun culture" with that of "thug culture."
When you say "gun culture" you mean Charlton Heston and mostly white rednecks (myself included) who are more apt to be found at a tea party than a drug party.
I'm not sure, but I really don't think this asshole that shot his girlfriend and himself was a supporter of 2nd amendment rights.
Posted by: JollyRoger at December 03, 2012 11:08 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:04 PM (VtjlW)
Having married into a ridiculously tall family, my uncle-to-be offered me his pair of drywall stilts for the walk down the aisle, and for the wedding photos.
Bastard.
Honestly, what do they need all that extra height for anyway? Makes it hell on buying clothes and getting my floors clean. They can't even see the dirt from that high up.
Bastards.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:08 AM (VLG62)
It would be if we changed the laws of physics so that meat bullets produced wounds equivalent to lead bullets. Densities a bitch when trying to make disappearing projectiles.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 03, 2012 11:08 AM (tf9Ne)
I wonder if a baseball bat had been used instead of a gun, if Bob Costas would take to the air to plea for baseball to be banned?
Posted by: Hutch at December 03, 2012 11:09 AM (y/DlP)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 03, 2012 11:09 AM (zpqa2)
The "gun culture" reference is one of the broadest brush statements I have seen, meant to ensnare all 2nd amendment supporters in an emotional argument that somehow makes them guilty of this unfortunate woman's murder.
If different types of "culture" are on the table to speak of in terms of identifying unwanted and criminal behaviors, why not "black culture", "gang culture", "thug culture", "hip-hop culture", "rap culture", "drug culture"?
Posted by: krono at December 03, 2012 11:09 AM (+mGUF)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:07 PM (VtjlW)
Get outta my head! I was JUST thinking about that. Was it a Dragnet episode?
Posted by: Tami at December 03, 2012 11:09 AM (X6akg)
Why can't Costas have his office above the 9th floor?
Because that's the highest elevator button he can reach.
Posted by: polynikes at December 03, 2012 11:10 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW)
Damn.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 11:10 AM (GQ8sn)
"Belcher was a man living in the supersized macho world of football, a world in which many of us American males reside, be it football or not. Too many of us have been taught manhood in a way that is not healthy. Be tough, men do not cry, man up -- these are the things I've heard my entire life, and I now cringe when I hear this relayed to boys or younger men by teachers, coaches, fathers, mentors and leaders."
Yeah, that's right. It's male culture that caused this. Yeah, the patriarchy rears its ugly head yet again. If only Belcher could have cried while he was playing with dolls, none of this would ever have happened. We need to ban all networks except for the Lifetime Movie Network.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2012 11:10 AM (Hx5uv)
One thing Bob did wrong is conflate "gun culture" with that of "thug culture."
Easiest way to tell the difference:
GUN CULTURE: Gun owner holds gun correctly and only in appropriate situations.
THUG CULTURE: Gun possessor pulls out a gun for any damn thing and holds it sideways like a fucking doucheturd.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 11:11 AM (Dnbau)
Yes, seriously. Every time she said "The filibuster" she added "which was used once by Strom Thurman to fight the civil rights act."
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 03, 2012 02:34 PM (i177X)
She forgot the rest of the phrase, "while Sen Thurman was a Democrat".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2012 11:11 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:10 PM (VtjlW)
Thanks.
What? No, I don't know who put your XBox controller on the top shelf.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 11:11 AM (da5Wo)
---
An episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Show.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2012 03:10 PM (Hx5uv)
Ah..... the Gay Lobby chimes in... (not you... CNN post)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (Dnbau)
He knows football fans are abject pussies with no dignity and they'll be back waiting for him to shit in their faces again next week.
Posted by: oblig. at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (cePv8)
Watch out for the stompy boots headed your way. Next we will have to ban those, too.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (VLG62)
Posted by: polynikes at December 03, 2012 11:12 AM (m2CN7)
Take away all metal detectors and Secret Service protection around Washington, DC for one week.
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2012 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)
Good post, Ace. And I know you are on eggshells writing about black culture, but the black football culture in this country is another thing entirely that needs some light shed on it. It would be really nice if some people like Jason Whitlock and Bob Costas would do this, but since it is politically incorrect to write or say anything bad about black people in America now, that's not gonna happen, instead we will just Blame The Guns.
It's entirely possible that Javon Belcher never even wanted to be a professional football player. That his greedy-ass parent(s) pushed him and bullied him and bullied other people to get him to a level where he could play in the NFL and make the big bucks so they would live on Easy Street. That he read and thought on an 8th-grade level because his football prowess got him the doctored grades and the fake college degree in African American Studies, so he had no clue about anything to do with being a functioning adult, much less a father. Isn't it just possible that such a young man carries an incredible amount of anger and guilt and angst within him, with no place to put it except knocking the hell out of opposing players on the football field? Until that one day, when his girlfriend has had enough, and she snaps, and he snaps.
Posted by: rockmom at December 03, 2012 11:13 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: Cain at December 03, 2012 11:13 AM (+GpbP)
<i>"A teenager stabbed to death after a party advertised on Facebook spiralled out of control has been buried in a Cookie Monster coffin. Jay Whiston, 17, died from a single stab wound to his heart after he attended a party being held by a 15-year-old schoolgirl in an upmarket neighbourhood in Colchester, Essex.
Despite
efforts from the girlÂ’s family to keep the revellers closely monitored,
the event became overrun with up to 100 gatecrashers after it was
leaked onto Facebook. Jay, a student who lived in nearby Clacton, was stabbed to death in the road just yards away from the house." </i>
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 03, 2012 11:13 AM (HDgX3)
A son of a bitch remains exactly that, regardless of the circumstances that may or may not have led him there.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:13 AM (VLG62)
What's unfortunate about all of this is that the leftists have the MFM microphone. It's not going to stop. If anything, it's going to get worse until the "top men" in DC think they have to do something about it.
Remember. We're the minority in America now.
Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2012 11:14 AM (YRq5F)
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 03:12 PM (VLG62)
What's that? A super duper devious plan to tick AtC off enough that she dons the stompy boots and a leather corset while grabbing the whip?
That doesn't sound like me at all.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 11:14 AM (da5Wo)
I'm reminded of Terry Pratchet's Men At Arms, (paraphrased) "There were lots of ways to commit suicide. Saying "shorty" to a dwarf or "rockface" to a troll. But those all had reasons. Actual murder was very rare."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:15 AM (5DR1j)
@223
I quit watching pro football and most pro sports years ago. (I never watched basketball. I watched Jodan)
They're all a bunch of overpaid pussy crybabies paid millions to play a game kids play for free because they enjoy it. No heart. No glory.
Posted by: JollyRoger at December 03, 2012 11:15 AM (t06LC)
What about the beef bayonet?
And then there are those big lethal Icicles hanging off of roofs...
Should we ban roofs...or melting snow?
Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 11:15 AM (CM59X)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (VtjlW)
Belcher was a man living in the supersized macho world of football, a world in which many of us American males reside, be it football or not. Too many of us have been taught manhood in a way that is not healthy. Be tough, men do not cry, man up -- these are the things I've heard my entire life, and I now cringe when I hear this relayed to boys or younger men by teachers, coaches, fathers, mentors and leaders."
Written like a true theta male. Probably pissed his pants writing that because he scared himself.
Providing it was written by a male. It's got the kind of patronizing, elitist tone to it that most women "journalists" have when writing about things like this.
Here's my take: men are raised to be tough. This is what it is, and it happens on its own if it's not helped along. That's fine.
But If a man feels that he needs to talk to someone about a problem, then what I DON"T support is telling that man, "Don't be a pussy!" Men have every right to a calm, centered internal life as women do. If there's a problem that they can't work out for themselves, then I want that person to find someone who can help them instead of fighting a losing battle with their pride. Giving oneself permission to ask for help is, in many ways, as beneficial as actually asking for help itself.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (4df7R)
In other words, Bob Costas believes the KC player only meant to SHOOT himself and his girlfriend, which is - of course - absurd. The player intended to kill himself and her as well.
Intent to kill is irrelevant to the weapon used. When someone intends to kill, they will find the most convenient method to carry out that killing. In the absence of a gun, the KC player would have used an icepick, a frying pan or his fists...as to the suicide there are a few high locations he would have thrown himself from...in the absence of a gun.
The idea that the player and his girlfriend would still be alive is infantile. One way or the other he would have dispatched himself and his girlfriend. The gun was simply the most convenient method available.
Posted by: Sgt. York at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (9b/gn)
Be tough, men do not cry, man up -- these are the things I've heard my entire life
I bet what he really heard was:
"Be tough, men do not cry, man up, stop sucking guys' dicks -- these are the things I've heard my entire life"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (4u2LN)
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2012 11:16 AM (ZPrif)
In Bob Costas's lilliputian world, there would be NO TITS.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 11:17 AM (UK9cE)
Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2012 03:12 PM (Hx5uv)
Ah.....thanks!
Posted by: Tami at December 03, 2012 11:17 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: fyscyl clyff at December 03, 2012 11:18 AM (cVYiZ)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 03:17 PM (UK9cE)
Now you've gone too damned far for this blog. Yes, you have.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:18 AM (VLG62)
I think that describes most of the Horde. It certainly describes me.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:18 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 03, 2012 11:18 AM (yFJUJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:18 AM (VtjlW)
Or we use derogatory and sexist or homophobic words to describe men or boys who do not meet the "normal" of what a male is supposed to be. Some of these male authority figures mean well, or are simply repeating what they were socialized to be or to do, and do not realize that they are unwittingly teaching that manhood has little room to express hurt, disappointment and sorrow.
That is the problem for so many of us. We do not talk about much of anything, except sports, women and sex. Everything else is routinely ignored. Or repressed. Until we explode.
So Belcher killed because he was a repressed homosexual and sexism?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2012 11:19 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: fyscyl clyff at December 03, 2012 03:18 PM (cVYiZ)
You miss the point, asshole. I can unplug it, but that does nothing for the culture at large. The sheep will still think that sawed-off twit is their shepherd, when he is just as much a sheep as any one of them.
Posted by: tcn at December 03, 2012 11:19 AM (VLG62)
Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:19 AM (fWAjv)
Now I know you're evil.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:20 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 11:20 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:18 PM (VtjlW)
Bullshit. Be honest, you could barely type that. The thought of doing that? Causes sweats. Actually doing it? You'd stroke out trying to buy the John Tesh cassette.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 11:20 AM (da5Wo)
"NOBODY CAN TOUCH YOU!!! NOBODY CAN FUCKING TOUCH YOU ON THAT FIELD!!!"
on and on and on, in front of hundreds of people.
I was embarrassed for the kid, having to live with a POS father like that.
Of course, his team went on to lose 44-0. I can only imagine what it was like in that kid's house after the game....
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 11:20 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 11:20 AM (RDP+N)
I saw someone get killed in a movie...by plastic wrap around his head.
Saran Wrap -- the silent killer.
Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 11:21 AM (CM59X)
>THUG CULTURE: Gun possessor pulls out a gun for any damn thing and holds it sideways like a fucking doucheturd.
Easier way:
Gun Culture: Buys nicely made and sometimes expensive leather holsters for their weapon.
Thug Culture: Doesn't.
Posted by: DanInMN at December 03, 2012 11:22 AM (XqeyF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 03:20 PM (da5Wo)
What's a cassette?
Posted by: Dirty OWS Hippie at December 03, 2012 11:22 AM (UK9cE)
But If a man feels that he needs to talk to someone about a problem, then what I DON"T support is telling that man, "Don't be a pussy!" Men have every right to a calm, centered internal life as women do. If there's a problem that they can't work out for themselves, then I want that person to find someone who can help them instead of fighting a losing battle with their pride. Giving oneself permission to ask for help is, in many ways, as beneficial as actually asking for help itself.
Men need support and an outlet same as women, but the two methods of achieving this are different. Part of the problem is that society has been systematically destroying male institutions for the last 40 years. As a result, most men have no place to escape from the daily demands placed on them and no private space or circle that they can turn to for help.
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 11:23 AM (3x3F6)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 11:23 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:24 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Bobbin' Bob Costas at December 03, 2012 11:24 AM (rzTDZ)
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 03, 2012 11:25 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 03, 2012 11:26 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 11:26 AM (WYBGy)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 03, 2012 11:27 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: The Roadrunner at December 03, 2012 11:27 AM (1OZSU)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:24 PM (VtjlW)
Something like this?
http://tinyurl.com/btjern2
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 03, 2012 11:28 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: fyscyl clyff at December 03, 2012 11:28 AM (cVYiZ)
Posted by: Zsasz at December 03, 2012 11:29 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 11:29 AM (WYBGy)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 03, 2012 11:30 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at December 03, 2012 11:30 AM (XG1tD)
Scholar-Baller? Wow...
Posted by: washington nearsider at December 03, 2012 11:30 AM (fwARV)
Or we use derogatory and sexist or homophobic words to describe men or
boys who do not meet the "normal" of what a male is supposed to be. Some
of these male authority figures mean well, or are simply repeating what
they were socialized to be or to do, and do not realize that they are
unwittingly teaching that manhood has little room to express hurt,
disappointment and sorrow.
I've been called fat and laughed at my entire life. Guys in school used to leave fake love notes in my locker thinking I'd fall for that gag like some idiot Molly Ringwald character in an 80s movie. I never really cared much about going to dances or doing all the "girly" things that girls are supposed to like to do. And I got teased unmercifully for it. for most of elementary and middle school I just kept to myself and didn't make waves. Then in high school I woke up and realized, "Wait a second -- these people are IDIOTS." And I was much happier from then on.
It's called "growing up." Instead of taking insults to heart, you let them wash off or you use them to fuel yourself to get better. It's hard and it really, REALLY sucks sometimes. But when you grow up, guess what? You're the ADULT now. That means you get to do whatever you want and you don't have to listen to Sissy Spengler laugh at your hair anymore. You can laugh at Sissy Spengler. Or, even better, ignore her entirely. See how that works? And as for physical bullying, I fully support any kid who beats the living shit out of the bullies by fighting dirty, mean, and low. Give that kid a gold star.
If you're still holding on to childhood traumas to the extent that they negatively affect your adult life, then you need help. And like I said previously, I think anyone who wants help should know that they can seek it without being mocked. But dammit, sometimes you just have to put on your big girl panties and glare at the world and say, "Who gets stompy-booted today, assholes?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:30 AM (4df7R)
I sense... sarcasm.....
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Fugazi at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (5q8PF)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 11:33 AM (Dnbau)
#264 Good point. Men used to have the corner tavern, the Elks or Moose lodge, the poker group, etc. -- plenty of places to Just Be A Guy and shoot the shit with other guys. Those that went to college had the frat house or the men's dorm. My dad worked his ass off as a doctor, and had an exhausted wife and 5 kids at home, but he never missed his monthly poker game and his Elks meetings and his Temple Brotherhood meetings and his Civil War Round Table meetings. Sometimes I would get mad when he left us to go to these things. But he was one of the happiest people I ever knew, and his men friends were too, and overall they were great fathers and husbands. They would never have dreamed of any sort of violence against their wives or kids.
Women did a really good job of fucking all this up.
Posted by: rockmom at December 03, 2012 11:33 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
The Brit murder rate inched up after the most recent round of gun(and knife) bans.
Their rate of burglary of occupied structures vastly exceeds ours.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 03, 2012 11:33 AM (5hFv5)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 03:32 PM (RD7QR)
To be fair, VT is populated entirely by 50 granola-munching hippies and a million cows.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: ejo at December 03, 2012 11:35 AM (GXvSO)
A powerful man, overcome by jealousy, kills his wife/girlfriend/lover, then commits suicide. Hmmmm... seems like I've heard that happening at different points through history and literature.
Like, say, f'in' Othello, Bob! Did you read anything when you were a kid other than the sports pages?
Posted by: The Regular Guy at December 03, 2012 11:36 AM (qHCyt)
Wow all judgy and stuff. Pretending you know what happened afterward and all is a nice touch. I'm sure a dad whom took 0 interest in his sons athleticism would be far superior a father.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 03:26 PM (WYBGy)
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I'd prefer that type of dad actually. I have never met the father of a sports prodigy that wasn't a complete asshole. And I've known several.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 03, 2012 11:37 AM (HDgX3)
VT essentially has no gun control laws of its own. They're about one page. They think the Federal law is enough.
Open carry, concealed carry, no bothering with carry permits. If you can legally own a pistol, you can carry it open or concealed.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 03, 2012 11:37 AM (5hFv5)
Posted by: rockmom at December 03, 2012 03:33 PM (aBlZ1)
Among my top five reasons why I'm a misogynst, btw: womyn's slow, steady encroachment into all areas of male solidarity, while simultaneously holding men at arm's length from traditionally female-oriented groups and pasttimes. Bring a man to an Avon party and watch everyone blink awkwardly.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 03:38 PM (RD7QR)
And drug and alcohol dependency would plummet.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first [/i][/b] at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 11:39 AM (WYBGy)
Posted by: ForThemWhatCare at December 03, 2012 11:40 AM (lpShw)
Among my top five reasons why I'm a misogynst, btw: womyn's slow, steady encroachment into all areas of male solidarity, while simultaneously holding men at arm's length from traditionally female-oriented groups and pasttimes. Bring a man to an Avon party and watch everyone blink awkwardly.
The best part is hearing all the complaints about how there are no more "good men" around. Honey, you've destroyed everything that helped make us good...
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 11:40 AM (3x3F6)
In what alternate reality fantasy world is your guess remotely close?
Half of all cable subscriptions in Texas aren't from conservatives.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 03, 2012 11:40 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 03, 2012 11:40 AM (HDgX3)
I support my kid when he plays baseball. Go to all of his games I can make, talk to him about the game, play catch and pitch to him.
I have never once screamed at the top of my lungs in his ear before a game. Nor have I ever made a scene at his games when the ump makes a bad call.
There is support. Then there is over-the-top stupidity that le';s you think it's okay to scream "NO ONE CAN FUCKING TOUCH YOU!!" at your high school age son before a game in front of a crowd of hundreds of people.
That's the kind of guy who kills refs at hockey games.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 11:41 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 11:42 AM (WYBGy)
#271 a HUGE part of the athletics culture in this country, which we also don't want to talk about - the conniving Baby Mama. There are crap-tons of them hanging around every pro sports franchise, but because there are so many players on NFL teams, that's where most of them flock. They ain't in it for the babies, they're in it for the child support checks. The leagues actually have training classes for rookies to tell them how to stay away from these sharks, but men want what they want.
You would have thought the revelation years ago that Shawn Kemp fathered something like 13 kids with 13 different women would have shaken things up a bit, but apparently it has only gotten worse. Too many black girls are growing up knowing only how to use their p---y to get financial security
Posted by: rockmom at December 03, 2012 11:42 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2012 11:42 AM (9/Ug/)
Posted by: ejo at December 03, 2012 11:43 AM (GXvSO)
Women have mocked him in the past. His nickname among the hookers is "Vienna Sausage".
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 03, 2012 11:45 AM (5hFv5)
I guess I just think that screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs directly into your son's ear in front of a huge crowd pretty much makes you a jerk right off the bat.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (gCa4h)
Well I've known plenty that were more than hyped up about their kids athletics that weren't jerks. Wow anecdotes they really prove nothing don't they?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at December 03, 2012 03:42 PM (WYBGy)
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Getting hyped up about your kid's athletics to begin with is a big problem. The whole Friday Night Lights phenomenon is insane. It's a sport played by kids. The fact that there are thousands of people out to see high school football never made sense to me.
It's all about college scholarships and I get that. Which is the real big problem. Kids who can't do basic math getting a scholarship to a university (but that's a whole other discussion).
And no before you ask, I played sports in high school too. I played for fun. I had no aspirations of turning pro. And on a good day there'd be maybe 50 people watching a game, most of them being siblings/girlfriends of team members.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM (HDgX3)
The world is an uncaring and harsh place. And for 2000 years of civilization men have been the ones that acted as the shield for those around them. The deconstruction of male responsibility is society is one of the worst woes this civilization has visited upon itself. It is that death of concept that men need to be capable, ready, tough, wise and honorable that is the birth of the progressive state. That is exactly why the male archtype has been progressive enemy #1 for a century.
One of the reasons that men interact with each other the way that they do is to test each other and see how much stress you can take. It's about trust; you have to know if the guy next to you can handle himself when life gets ugly. The purist form of this is any combat unit.
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (3x3F6)
Culture? You call this culture? Guacamole and a ghetto blaster, in the middle of a desert? In case you haven't noticed, the white people are melting here!
--Mr. Whitman the elder, from "Fools Rush In"
Posted by: wooga, who will see anything with Salma Hayek in it at December 03, 2012 11:51 AM (jDFF3)
Posted by: Baldy at December 03, 2012 11:52 AM (opS9C)
Over 70 percent of murders occur in about 3 percent of the counties in the U.S.
You want to talk, Bob? Want to keep it real, Whitlock?
Didn't think so.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 11:52 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 03:18 PM (VtjlW)
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Wow. That's cruel, Alex.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Rick Santorum at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (Y5I9o)
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^^^^^This.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (5J54Q)
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (Su0W2)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (feFL6)
One culture you missed is the prevalence of rap culture. Men kill their women. Beat them up. Screw them and leave them to deal with the baby. Drugs are fine. Quick money is good. Violence solves every dispute. Baddest mother-effer wins.
The broader culture has not just allowed it to slip in, we have lauded it, cheered it, emulated it, repressed our own sensibilities of right/wrong to make accommodation for those whose life circumstances are different than our own.
This. We've all made a PC Pact to pretend that rap culture isn't god awful.
I remember posting on a hip, pop culture, nothing -s-sacred, humor board and poking fun at rap. Turns out rap is the one element of pop culture that is above legitimtate criticism. I compared it to Pro Wrestling (costumed jackasses with stage names and 'hos bragging into a microphone and threatening violence....come on!)
I wasn't popular with that one.
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2012 12:02 PM (9KqcB)
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Posted by: Hamilton Burger at December 03, 2012 12:15 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2012 12:18 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Randy Newman [/i] at December 03, 2012 12:21 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: ejo at December 03, 2012 12:25 PM (GXvSO)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 03, 2012 12:35 PM (feFL6)
about the gun, but about "gun culture," a culture, if I'm to understand
this correctly, that encourages violent outcomes to personal disputes.
The assclown works for one of the networks/"industry" that glorifies the gun culture... and worked with a man accused of murdering his ex and her friend. Never heard a peep out of his cockholster about Orenthal's issue... not to mention the two "Rev's that "represent" the African-American community... or the Choomer in Chief... or Calypso Louie...
Liberal/Progressive/Socialist hypocrites, each and every one of them
Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hellm at December 03, 2012 12:39 PM (Jls4P)
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Posted by: Buffalobob at December 03, 2012 04:27 PM (x+7qA)
When you find yourself saying "I agree with Jason Whitlok completely" you should consider it time to hang it up.
Costas is a tonedeaf boob. He says stupid crap all the time and gets a pass because he's mainly compared to idiots - his competition in sports broadcasting isn't staffed by sages people. The little twerp harshed on Cleveland Stadium Mustard while doing an Indians game, and couldn't fathom why the people in Cleveland think he's a pansy.
He's probably got a concealed carry permit actually.
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